Speaker 1: We got every day, Adelaide. Let should just pass around
Speaker 1: a big bowl and you go and use read to
Speaker 1: abby your turn jokes, good stuff. This is our big
Speaker 1: giant coffee.
Speaker 2: So I had a really nice dinner last night.
Speaker 3: There you go, producer Emily tie red curry after taste.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, we have this big giant coffee bowl
Speaker 1: which we passed around first thing in the morning. It's
Speaker 1: the first thing that we all drink together. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: real sort of it brings us together, do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? It's called the communal coffee cup.
Speaker 4: The communal coffee cup. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: What the experts are saying is that you should definitely
Speaker 1: not drink coffee for the first thing that you do
Speaker 1: when you wake up.
Speaker 4: You definitely should not do that.
Speaker 2: I cannot.
Speaker 3: You should drink water the first thing you do when
Speaker 3: you get up, because our body is made up of
Speaker 3: eight percent water and you've had eight nine hours without it.
Speaker 4: Oh, good on you there, doctor.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't mean to be a smart ass about it.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it. That makes sense, does it not.
Speaker 5: It actually leaves with the fifty thousand winds you have
Speaker 5: that up for as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Actually, Sweetie that warned against having a coffee first thing
Speaker 1: in the morning, as it can hijack our body's natural rhythm,
Speaker 1: prompting us to have that afternoon crash.
Speaker 4: And boy, oh boy, I'm good at a three pm crash.
Speaker 1: Sometimes my eyes get so heavy at three o'clock in
Speaker 1: the afternoon I have to stapen them up. That's probably
Speaker 1: because the first thing that I have in the morning
Speaker 1: is a coffee. I don't think twice. I think about
Speaker 1: coffee when I go to bed, and I start thinking
Speaker 1: about it when I wake up at about three am,
Speaker 1: and it's the first thing it enters my mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know that sounds like addiction.
Speaker 1: It's definitely addiction, because last time I didn't have a
Speaker 1: coffee by three o'clock, I had a chronic headache, and
Speaker 1: then I had a coffee and it went away.
Speaker 4: That, my friends, is genuine addiction.
Speaker 5: Yeah, can we just go back. When have you ever
Speaker 5: woken up at three am? You get in here at
Speaker 5: four point thirty and you have a shower in here,
Speaker 5: so you can't tell me that you're rolling out of
Speaker 5: bed at three o'clock. Sext you an hour and a
Speaker 5: half to get ready.
Speaker 1: No, it was in I wake up at three o'clock,
Speaker 1: I'll probably wake up for a second dead set, have
Speaker 1: a thought of coffee, and I'll go back to sleep.
Speaker 2: So this is fascinating to me because my mother does this.
Speaker 3: Mum will have a coffee before she goes to bed,
Speaker 3: she will have an instance, she'll have a macona before
Speaker 3: she hits the ex.
Speaker 5: By the way, my ex would have three coffees at night.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you're a literal psychopath.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. It makes a
Speaker 4: lot of sense.
Speaker 1: So your body produces a thing called adeno sign and
Speaker 1: also cortisole, And basically one is an upper and one
Speaker 1: is a downer, and one starts really aggressively. It's the upper,
Speaker 1: and it goes down as you get towards the end
Speaker 1: of the day, and cortisole keeps you up. So when
Speaker 1: you have coffee, it absolutely smashes and fights them.
Speaker 4: And all of a sudden they're in different places and like,
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 1: What's this caffeine here? We didn't invite you to the party.
Speaker 1: We're going to absolutely fight each other.
Speaker 5: So are you saying that if I give up coffee,
Speaker 5: I'd probably solve all of my issues, Yes, as in the.
Speaker 1: Moody issues, sad mixed emotions. Jack Carlson, the man behind
Speaker 1: the legendary Democracy Manifest meme, has died at the age
Speaker 1: of eighty two. Who's familiar with this, gentleman?
Speaker 4: Fish is Democracy Manifest? Have a look at the headlock.
Speaker 4: This is the boke who got me on the penis
Speaker 4: what is the charge eating a meal?
Speaker 6: There?
Speaker 1: It is so Miss Carlson became famous amongst trange households
Speaker 1: after footage of his ninety one arrest outside the China
Speaker 1: Sea restaurant and Brisbane went viral. He's a bit of
Speaker 1: a fraudsteratoo, very very colorful history.
Speaker 3: See, I hadn't heard of this guy until you kept
Speaker 3: playing that clip on repeat over and over in the studio.
Speaker 2: Well you didn't see you didn't hear this back in there?
Speaker 2: I heard of him.
Speaker 4: Wow, how many times I heard this and I didn't
Speaker 4: realize that it was real because when you hear it, it
Speaker 4: sounds like a skit. It sounds like someone doing a
Speaker 4: play or something actually genuinely written.
Speaker 2: This is like a pop culture moment in history.
Speaker 5: People talk about iconic Australian lines and iconic Australian things.
Speaker 5: This is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well apologies across most things, just not this
Speaker 3: in saying that though there was talk that this was
Speaker 3: a conspiracy, that it was all set up, so you
Speaker 3: are right in saying that people, yeah.
Speaker 1: Because it just went He just went roll again because
Speaker 1: it was twenty years since that particular moment, wasn't that anyway?
Speaker 1: He will be immortalized via music and that is the
Speaker 1: good thing. First of all, ladies, Soaker is into this.
Speaker 1: The Techno version.
Speaker 4: Received matter the Bucker received Matterfest.
Speaker 7: Yes don't.
Speaker 4: The Buckle received a drop to Bed. I like this
Speaker 4: as well. The Oasis version Micracy Manifest.
Speaker 8: Have a look at the head, Lucky.
Speaker 4: Get to get to it. See that chap over there,
Speaker 4: he's get your hand off my penis.
Speaker 5: The first one reminds me like imagine being the Bunnings
Speaker 5: rave that peaking Duck are going to do and they're
Speaker 5: playing that you just going off.
Speaker 1: Everyone want to be off their face. This might be
Speaker 1: my favorite version. Traditionally I don't like heavy metal, but
Speaker 1: when it's got a nice little Jack Carlson flavor to
Speaker 1: it really really tickles you. In nice areas.
Speaker 4: You're ready, get your hand everyone, lady is, stay with me,
Speaker 4: get your hand, get your hand by peis.
Speaker 2: You're a child?
Speaker 4: I hang on a second.
Speaker 2: Please, let's let's go to China, shall we?
Speaker 4: We always do? I love taking this little trip.
Speaker 3: More specifically Taiwan, where a man accidentally swallowed an air
Speaker 3: pod while sleeping and then discovered it was beeping inside
Speaker 3: his stomach when he used his iPhone tracking feature after
Speaker 3: waking up.
Speaker 4: Very good.
Speaker 3: Medics at the KOs Young Hospital administered a laxative, and
Speaker 3: the AirPod naturally passed through his body. Surprisingly, after washing
Speaker 3: and drying it, he found that it still functioned and
Speaker 3: the battery was at forty one percent.
Speaker 1: You've got to you've got to just sort of sit
Speaker 1: down and work out whether you want to use those
Speaker 1: AirPods ever again.
Speaker 3: Well you should know because remember that time when you
Speaker 3: swallowed your AirPod. Oh it's incredible because I've got the
Speaker 3: audio from that time when an AirPod went down your
Speaker 3: esophagus and into your stomach, and the music that was
Speaker 3: playing was quite incredible.
Speaker 4: Angry eyes. Its completely made sense. Yeah, themes song of
Speaker 4: my stomach?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what were you hungry for?
Speaker 4: Who knows?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Is this what is so sweet, a bit of a sea.
Speaker 3: But then you must have you must have that day
Speaker 3: given into that craving, that sweet craving, because afterwards, this
Speaker 3: is what was playing in your stomach.
Speaker 4: That's satisfied to tell me?
Speaker 3: Right then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and listen.
Speaker 3: I don't want to delve too much into history, but
Speaker 3: I believe, and where's a team believe that you've got
Speaker 3: a bit of ib is happening. So after you had
Speaker 3: those sweets and then you know, you took a trip
Speaker 3: to the toilet, this is what happened.
Speaker 1: How is it? How does the inside of my gut
Speaker 1: need extra motivation?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Genuine theme music?
Speaker 2: Wait, wait for it.
Speaker 3: Look at how happy your gun is after you passed
Speaker 3: your airport.
Speaker 4: It's a very good movement, isn't it. So that's what
Speaker 4: that is as well.
Speaker 1: That is my AirPod just assumed that I was pregnant
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four. Jodes, Anything is possible, anyone can
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Jody and Hazy's loose Lists.
Speaker 1: Ah, Yes, loose lips, Joe's. This is the little segment
Speaker 1: which was originally born to help you better absorb information
Speaker 1: because sometimes you're listening. Skills can be Let's just say
Speaker 1: they're a bit of a work on.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Is that fair?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Questionable? Best, I'll take that.
Speaker 3: But we've played this for a couple of weeks where
Speaker 3: I put on the noise canceling headphones and you deliver
Speaker 3: a line and then I have to work out what you're.
Speaker 4: Saying, yes, and you magically turn it blue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you became so obnoxious in this space once
Speaker 3: again that I was like, well, you have a go,
Speaker 3: and here you are.
Speaker 4: Oh, we're going to do a little role reversal.
Speaker 2: We are doing a massive role reversal.
Speaker 4: So I'm Jody. Yep, I'm doing Jody roll. Okay, you're ready.
Speaker 4: I'll start from here. Well, what's going on? What day
Speaker 4: is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, So what we're going to do?
Speaker 3: Wait what I'm going to get you to slip on
Speaker 3: those noise canceling headphones.
Speaker 2: We're going to put some music in your ears. Can
Speaker 2: you hear me?
Speaker 4: I can't eat anything now, some delicious elevator music.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good, all right? He left me high and dry, not.
Speaker 4: That feeling high as a kite.
Speaker 2: He left me high and dry.
Speaker 4: It's I know the rhyming word. You left me wanting
Speaker 4: to die.
Speaker 2: Let's have another grad. You're ready. He left me high
Speaker 2: and dry.
Speaker 1: He left me wanting to fly high.
Speaker 2: Okay, turn off the music. What is it he left
Speaker 2: me high and dry?
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, thank goodness, because he left me wanting to die.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that's a aggressive feedback.
Speaker 2: Alright, okay, none from one music on.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 2: I like to eat your toes.
Speaker 4: I like you because you're old.
Speaker 2: I like to eat your toes.
Speaker 4: I like old balls. Is that closer? Closer? Give me
Speaker 4: one more, Give me one more, give me one more.
Speaker 4: I can do this. I can do this. Something about
Speaker 4: old balls, something about.
Speaker 2: Old I like to eat your toes.
Speaker 4: I can't say it. Are you saying I like to
Speaker 4: eat your scrot? What is it?
Speaker 3: I like to eat your toes?
Speaker 2: God, same thing, but a little bit different, just a
Speaker 2: little bit lower.
Speaker 4: What's worse?
Speaker 2: Let the cat out of the bag. Your face is
Speaker 2: so priceless.
Speaker 4: Let the hat go on the bag?
Speaker 3: Oh so closely, Come on, let the cat out of
Speaker 3: the bag.
Speaker 4: Cat, Let the cat out of the bag.
Speaker 2: Yes, friend, world done, one from three? That will do?
Speaker 4: Take that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I so I like to eat your.
Speaker 4: Scrap, probably fresher than my toes.
Speaker 2: Hey, how many loves do you reckon you've had in
Speaker 2: your lifetime?
Speaker 1: That's a really really intense question, isn't it because you
Speaker 1: don't want to offend your partner? No Ah, I honestly
Speaker 1: I'm not maybe one genuine one.
Speaker 4: It feels like I've only had one genuine love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well there's some research and also TikTok.
Speaker 4: Sorry makes us right.
Speaker 3: That shows that, in fact, we have three loves in
Speaker 3: a lifetime. There's some science behind this. Different variances of life,
Speaker 3: different different forms of love. Do you want me to
Speaker 3: run through them?
Speaker 4: Yes? Please?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: This is some random gothm tis. I don't even know
Speaker 3: who he is, but anyway, he is the foremost authority
Speaker 3: on the number of loves that you've had in your life.
Speaker 3: The first one is the young, puppy, innocent love normally
Speaker 3: in high school that's bursting with intensity and passion that
Speaker 3: you only see in the movies.
Speaker 4: Have a listen our first love.
Speaker 10: This love often happens at a young age who eventually
Speaker 10: grow apart when you grow older, and you may look
Speaker 10: back and think it wasn't love, but the truth it was,
Speaker 10: it was love for what you knew love to be.
Speaker 2: Did you have high school love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all all together for about a year and
Speaker 1: a half, and you're right, it is intense because everything's new. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she's so And then one hundred cent you look
Speaker 1: back and you're young and stupid. You're like, wow, what's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 3: But at the time it feels like the person is
Speaker 3: your whole world, right, And then when you split up,
Speaker 3: you're like, I will never get over here until someone
Speaker 3: else catches the corner of your eye and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: oh well yeah right.
Speaker 4: Then you move on swiftly too.
Speaker 3: And because you're seventeen, you're full of hormones. Luke will
Speaker 3: probably passionate cold boats on camp and you retaliate by
Speaker 3: holking out with Campbell Black at schools, and you won't
Speaker 3: talk with each other over again.
Speaker 4: So who is the first person?
Speaker 2: That was my first boyfriend? Luke?
Speaker 4: I think he said, Luke Hayble. I'm like, that was
Speaker 4: my old house mate.
Speaker 2: No, I did not.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're ready for the second love, yes, because I
Speaker 3: think everyone's experienced that.
Speaker 2: First head over heels love. This is your second.
Speaker 10: Then there's our second love, the hard one. You get
Speaker 10: hurt in this one. This love teaches us lessons and
Speaker 10: makes us stronger. This is one where we grow know
Speaker 10: the difference between good and bad partners. We now know
Speaker 10: exactly what we want and what we don't want.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you experience that, what do you think?
Speaker 4: Hang on? Hang on, it was a joke. Hang on
Speaker 4: you experience No, it was completely smooth sailing.
Speaker 2: No, it was so no one. Let me just say
Speaker 2: that it wasn't heartbreak. Then we'd probably still be together,
Speaker 2: am I right?
Speaker 4: Okay? Yes, fair enough, I'm sorry so that sometimes I
Speaker 4: talk without thinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah you think?
Speaker 3: Okay, Let's move on to the third love. And this
Speaker 3: is where things take a nice turn.
Speaker 10: Then there's our third love. This one comes blindly, no warning.
Speaker 10: You don't go looking for this love. It comes to you.
Speaker 10: You can put up any all you want. It'll be
Speaker 10: broken down. You'll find yourself caring about a person without
Speaker 10: even trying. You see beauty in their imperfections. You hide
Speaker 10: nothing from them. You want marriage with them, family with them,
Speaker 10: You thank the universe them, You truly love them.
Speaker 4: That is nice.
Speaker 3: So I heard this and went, oh, that is scarily
Speaker 3: accurac welcome to joining the conversation on thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: If that is how the timeline has played out for you.
Speaker 3: But I think the key and all this and I
Speaker 3: don't want to get too deep with you because I
Speaker 3: know it's a waste of my time. But you learn
Speaker 3: so much about through that heartbreak of the second love
Speaker 3: that goes pear shaped, and you learn to really know
Speaker 3: yourself so well that by the time that unexpected third
Speaker 3: love comes along, you're like, I'm ready.
Speaker 4: I'm ready, so one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: And that's what happened to me, because I thought the
Speaker 1: biggest difference for me was when you get to a
Speaker 1: state where you chew and you want a girlfriend, and
Speaker 1: that's when you get in a relationship and there's a genuine
Speaker 1: honeymoon phase and then it fades and you're like, what's
Speaker 1: going on here? Yeah, car my wife had just come
Speaker 1: out of a long term relationship, so he definitely didn't
Speaker 1: want to jump straight into relationship.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, I want to be single.
Speaker 4: I definitely want to be single.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And we caught up and then caught up again,
Speaker 1: and then we just kept on catching up and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, in a relationship, so it started where
Speaker 1: it was good and then it went to great instead
Speaker 1: of starting great and then going to good and going bad.
Speaker 1: So it's like getting more and more progressive as we
Speaker 1: go on.
Speaker 2: Said one doesn't follow the rules, does it?
Speaker 1: No, not at all, And it was untimed and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, And on top of that as well,
Speaker 1: it was like traditionally what I would tick off as
Speaker 1: to go for was not what was Even though I
Speaker 1: think she's the most beautiful girl in the world, it's very,
Speaker 1: very different. So on it was like it was just
Speaker 1: and now I look back and be like, wow, maybe
Speaker 1: that all happened for a reason, and for that particular moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Prince Albut on a Friday night playing a gig,
Speaker 4: it's probably wonder Wall that got her over the lines.
Speaker 2: It was not.
Speaker 3: Dear Diary, Well, didn't Hazy have his gun out of
Speaker 3: its holster to start the week?
Speaker 4: You just feel like she's ready to go bang ray gunstyle.
Speaker 3: We played slips, the game where we whack some noise
Speaker 3: canceling headphones on one of us and the other person
Speaker 3: has to guess what they're saying.
Speaker 4: I'd like to eat your scrote.
Speaker 2: Opposition leader David Spears quit politics.
Speaker 11: Was it too soon for me to lead the party
Speaker 11: or was the party simply not ready for me to lead.
Speaker 2: It turns out that was just code for it.
Speaker 4: David Spears pretty much said, if you can't handle me
Speaker 4: my worst, you don't deserve my best.
Speaker 3: So there's a lot going on in Joshua Shelley also
Speaker 3: fired some shots.
Speaker 2: You can just hear all the poor fans with their
Speaker 2: no teeth in the background.
Speaker 3: We discovered cheese was a great small talk topic. You
Speaker 3: just need to know what your cheeses are.
Speaker 4: Blinda, what's your favorite cheese?
Speaker 7: Came there?
Speaker 4: I don't know what that is?
Speaker 12: Side kidding me right now?
Speaker 4: You don't think?
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't know what cammer is?
Speaker 8: Is that you?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: I know my cheese, but apparently I can't focus.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll throw out to Joey because I can't remember
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to say, and I look at you and
Speaker 1: your eyes looking in different directions. I've got that chameleon
Speaker 1: thing going on, and as well, no help there.
Speaker 3: We chatted about love more specifically the three stages we
Speaker 3: go through in life. A great opportunity for Hazy to
Speaker 3: ask if a divorced woman has ever experienced heartbreak.
Speaker 10: Then there's our second love, the hard one. You get
Speaker 10: hurt in this one this love teaches us lessons and
Speaker 10: makes us stronger. This is one where we grow. Now
Speaker 10: we know the difference between good and bad partners. We
Speaker 10: now know exactly what we want and what we don't want.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you experienced that?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 4: Hang on?
Speaker 7: Hang on?
Speaker 4: It was a joke.
Speaker 3: Dodgy Tats discuss, but totally unrelated to producer Zoe and
Speaker 3: her new pomegranate.
Speaker 8: And it's a like an outline drawing of a pomegranate
Speaker 8: on the back of my left arm. It's been nice,
Speaker 8: isn't it like that too?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen, Let's do this crap tattoos?
Speaker 2: What's on your butt?
Speaker 7: There?
Speaker 2: And overmastered Joe stuff.
Speaker 4: Have you got tattoos on you right now? They since
Speaker 4: been removed?
Speaker 2: No, I've got one one that's half removed, but.
Speaker 4: One still very much that where's your tattoo?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: You never know.
Speaker 5: Jody has a saying why would you put a sticker
Speaker 5: on a Bentley?
Speaker 4: Oh? Well she did.
Speaker 1: She put one of those little Nova Auto masters.
Speaker 3: The crab Tat Award went to our favorite Bogan Abs
Speaker 3: in the newsroom.
Speaker 13: The first one that I ever got in Balley.
Speaker 2: Oh no, she's got to sell the cross. It's worse
Speaker 2: than that.
Speaker 8: Live love.
Speaker 13: Actually, I went to Bari and I made a mistake.
Speaker 8: Where is this you?
Speaker 14: Were you intoxicated at the time.
Speaker 5: I don't want to dig myself into any more of
Speaker 5: a whole, so I'm not going to answer that question.
Speaker 2: This story could not get any worse.
Speaker 3: You've just said, I've got to live life love tattoo
Speaker 3: from Barley.
Speaker 14: There's no more dips that you can see.
Speaker 2: I also woke up one day and there was yolo
Speaker 2: on my thigh.
Speaker 4: So it's better and better, doesn't.
Speaker 2: Let's sing to celebrate crappy tats everywhere?
Speaker 1: Ah right, Yeah, it's fourth for.
Speaker 4: The time you've been baking.
Speaker 3: All rise tell you to your faces my case.
Speaker 4: That's why they say is the best.
Speaker 2: And when we aren't being chameleons, we're being caterpillars.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm the hungry caterpillar on a Friday night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he ate one plus pizza and he was still hungry,
Speaker 1: and then he ate.
Speaker 2: Twelve bees and he was still hungry, and then he went.
Speaker 2: We discovered we're the most celibate team on radio. You guys.
Speaker 1: For everyone listening out there, who's like, how cool is
Speaker 1: radio you have to give up sex to do radio.
Speaker 3: All right, let's round this out for a Tuesdays Mondays from.
Speaker 1: Oh God, please promise us you'll have a fantastic Wednesday.
Speaker 4: I definitely it's Thursday's Thursday.
Speaker 9: That was That was the test.
Speaker 1: Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: So to all the hungry caterpillars world bees went flat,
Speaker 3: hungry hazies.
Speaker 4: I'd like to eat your scroton.
Speaker 2: And to our boy Joshi.
Speaker 7: All the fans with their no teeth in the background,
Speaker 7: off this weekend.
Speaker 2: Kings and Queens, Oh my love.
Speaker 1: Do you feel, Jody ODDI that you go above and
Speaker 1: beyond in doing almost everything for your beautiful husband Greg Otty.
Speaker 2: I think we're a partnership.
Speaker 3: I think we do things equally, and if we really
Speaker 3: broke it down, he probably doesn't touch more than I do.
Speaker 2: What there you go, But we have different roles.
Speaker 1: This is yeah, yeah, one hundred percent. And you have
Speaker 1: different times in terms of work and all sorts of things.
Speaker 1: So you got to chime in together. What about if
Speaker 1: I throw it over to produce it? Emily who sometimes
Speaker 1: has very very interesting, slash colorful slash aggressive things to say.
Speaker 3: Real solid feedback for the lovely Michael and not husband,
Speaker 3: not married yet.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Jody, didn't want to have to correct you
Speaker 7: once again. To be fair, Michael has actually had to
Speaker 7: lift since I've had this job because obviously I can't
Speaker 7: do childcare drop off at three am. So I'm not
Speaker 7: going to bag him just yet.
Speaker 4: If she could, couple of very lucky ladies right here,
Speaker 4: that's what I'll say. Let me introduce you to Paige
Speaker 4: turn He's a social media influencer.
Speaker 2: What's page you got to say?
Speaker 1: She dropped this via TikTok of the things that she
Speaker 1: will not do for a husband.
Speaker 15: So here's a list of things that I don't do
Speaker 15: for my husband.
Speaker 2: You all know.
Speaker 15: I don't do his laundry.
Speaker 8: He can do that himself.
Speaker 15: I do my laundry, and we do the kid's laundry,
Speaker 15: but he does his own. I don't cook dinner. He
Speaker 15: cooks dinner every single night. I do breakfast and lunch
Speaker 15: for us and our kids. I don't pack him at lunch.
Speaker 15: If he's hungry, he'll figure out what he's going to
Speaker 15: eat for lunch the same.
Speaker 2: Way that I do.
Speaker 15: I don't make his doctor's appointments because guess what, he's
Speaker 15: not making mine. Would it be kind of me to
Speaker 15: do that?
Speaker 4: For sure?
Speaker 15: Is it my job? Absolutely not. I don't schedule his haircuts.
Speaker 15: I don't pack his clothes for vacation. I don't buy
Speaker 15: him new underwear when it's got holes in it.
Speaker 1: If I was to accidentally have a few too many
Speaker 1: bees and a Friday and stumble home at one am,
Speaker 1: do you think Page would handle it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: No, no, hopefully?
Speaker 3: Well can I just I don't like her aggressive tone,
Speaker 3: and it's kind of dripping with I don't know, it's
Speaker 3: a bit of acidity, Isn't it like she's really resentful.
Speaker 4: I can't believe Ron's.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no, I had to I didn't finish.
Speaker 2: But I don't disagree with.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't. Why can't he do his own stuff?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He, because we're idiots, sometimes has to breathe for me.
Speaker 14: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: But also that's like you guys do that.
Speaker 3: On purpose, Like I'm hopeless at the washing, so I'm
Speaker 3: not going to do it.
Speaker 2: No, weaponized in confidence exactly produces.
Speaker 7: My issue here is though, what is your issue? I've
Speaker 7: but this time, so she's not going to do his washing,
Speaker 7: but and she's going to do her own and she's
Speaker 7: going to do the kids. If she's only got half
Speaker 7: a load of whites, what, she's just not going to
Speaker 7: do his washing. On principle, fill up the whole load
Speaker 7: and save some water, save the environment.
Speaker 9: Don't be a mole.
Speaker 2: It's about it's about efficiency.
Speaker 4: Okay, that seems moto too, the way it's in her
Speaker 4: bio on.
Speaker 3: I get that, But then that is a little bit vindictive.
Speaker 3: But I don't disagree with her encouraging him to make
Speaker 3: his own doctor's appointments, a big wig boy and put
Speaker 3: his big boy pants on and not have his wife
Speaker 3: do everything.
Speaker 7: But also I'm sure she's not out there with the
Speaker 7: lawn mower.
Speaker 1: Or why not.
Speaker 3: Well, my mother in law's seventy two. She mows all
Speaker 3: the lawns for everyone.
Speaker 7: But she's saying, I'm not going to pack his lunch
Speaker 7: because he can do that. So she's probably going, well,
Speaker 7: I'm not going to mow the lawn.
Speaker 4: Well, this is interesting.
Speaker 1: So I've got producer who's four, and we've got Adi
Speaker 1: who's against Page turner. What I will play for you
Speaker 1: right now is some live audio of Jodi driving her.
Speaker 4: Husband Gregg's car.
Speaker 5: This time.
Speaker 1: If you've just tuned in. There's an almighty scratch on
Speaker 1: Greg's car. So let's just flip this around. Guess what Greg,
Speaker 1: you're getting breakfast, lunch and dinner the couple.
Speaker 9: Round two.
Speaker 4: Here we go, and welcome to the booth producers.
Speaker 2: Allen, good morning, Okay, are we playing for this morning?
Speaker 8: Yeah, we've got a couple of callers on that you
Speaker 8: guys would be playing for. Okay, you've got Hailey Hazy,
Speaker 8: Good morning, Haley.
Speaker 3: Will Hey, right, thank you you chose Andrew.
Speaker 2: That was an interesting selection.
Speaker 4: God, no, I've got faith in him.
Speaker 7: A great voice is going to bring it home.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. That's nice.
Speaker 8: And then on team Jones, we've got Cassie from Secret.
Speaker 2: Hey, cass let's do yes, let's do it by Hey.
Speaker 4: Also, you were second to the party there, Cassie.
Speaker 1: Would you have always would you have also chosen me
Speaker 1: if he had an option?
Speaker 4: If up?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: So this is how it works basically with orchestralized as
Speaker 3: song that you would hear on over and we have
Speaker 3: to jump in with.
Speaker 2: Our name is our buzzer?
Speaker 8: That's right?
Speaker 2: And name the song the is that a word to you?
Speaker 4: By the way, orchestral it's a classical over hit because truthishly,
Speaker 4: I'm not even sure.
Speaker 8: Let's do it. Hazy song number one, Let's go?
Speaker 4: Who else is shaking?
Speaker 16: Oh my gosh, Jodi got in first.
Speaker 8: Sorry, Joe's gone?
Speaker 2: That is that is ed Shearon. I haven't thrown.
Speaker 4: Up in so long, mom, too long?
Speaker 8: It is hazy, too long, ed Sheeran song.
Speaker 4: Then Castle on the Hill.
Speaker 9: Country Ready.
Speaker 2: Know what I did all the hard work for you.
Speaker 3: I came up with Ed, I sang half the song
Speaker 3: and then you just sweep in it last minute.
Speaker 4: I think we were all pretty wear straightway that it
Speaker 4: was an edge hearing song, but we just needed the title.
Speaker 4: Hey Hailey, one zip to the good guys.
Speaker 8: Yes, all right, and it's supposed to do so.
Speaker 4: I feel like Queensland in a state of origin.
Speaker 2: And also you're very judges this morning.
Speaker 4: Can I just say that, Oh, someone's under pressure?
Speaker 16: Song number two, Let's go, and.
Speaker 4: I think it's coming to me. I think it's coming
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 14: Come on, isn't there's nothing holding me back?
Speaker 4: That was last week?
Speaker 8: Last week. I'm not recycling my material.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, how much time can come on? You can
Speaker 4: get a chance and then there's not much happening right now.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to work out I would have it's
Speaker 4: still not on. But chelly is it? Can I find
Speaker 4: a friend?
Speaker 8: How can you can find a friend?
Speaker 4: Okay? I phone Abby?
Speaker 2: Abby, don't don't give me?
Speaker 4: Give me okay, she can give me the artist at least?
Speaker 2: How do you not know this?
Speaker 4: I want you to.
Speaker 8: I'm going to get Abby to give you the artist
Speaker 8: and you can both buzz in with a song out
Speaker 8: all right.
Speaker 13: Ready, Justin Bieber, did you do anything?
Speaker 2: Come on, Jodees, that's zip to both of you.
Speaker 11: It was.
Speaker 4: What is this song?
Speaker 2: I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
Speaker 4: No one has ever heard this song? Is this a
Speaker 4: new song? You heard this song? Oh my god? This
Speaker 4: is a song that genuinely launched Justin Bieber into.
Speaker 9: A cool space.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and you say that regularly. So I'm disappointed, disappoint you.
Speaker 8: What I know it's I know it's one zip up, Paisy.
Speaker 8: We've got one song left. This is going to be
Speaker 8: the winner. I've got it.
Speaker 4: You can't do that.
Speaker 1: Why she can't do that? Because it already one zero.
Speaker 1: So look, this is what's gonna happen. So look, I
Speaker 1: think I'm just going to go try this out there
Speaker 1: and make the rules on run. If it's a draw,
Speaker 1: then we are the split the voutual where they get
Speaker 1: a voucher reach.
Speaker 4: Okay, you can't just turn up to game.
Speaker 8: Three and be like, oh you.
Speaker 4: Know what Zoe used to played school? Oh last last
Speaker 4: gold wins tene.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, fine, all right, song three, go on,
Speaker 8: go song three?
Speaker 3: D if you get me, take a name or shut
Speaker 3: in the dugs.
Speaker 8: You come in with the win.
Speaker 4: It's goat.
Speaker 2: I know what it is now.
Speaker 16: I will take either a name, okay, rather be I'll
Speaker 16: take it.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no no. It's got to
Speaker 4: be full name and artist, clean Bandit rather be. Come
Speaker 4: over here, Jodey. You have a look, have a look,
Speaker 4: have a look.
Speaker 8: Not that is a clean win for Andrew Hayes. Well done.
Speaker 4: What was happening there?
Speaker 1: I just blacked out for the last three five seconds.
Speaker 1: Did something amazing happen? I think you might have just
Speaker 1: won the congratulations Haley?
Speaker 2: Sorry, good stuff?
Speaker 4: All right? That dance your heart?
Speaker 14: Yeah, and I just.
Speaker 2: Get I get, I get the lyrics and then I
Speaker 2: can't get the song name so high American Joey walks.
Speaker 8: So you could run in that one.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 4: It's not Joe's done something.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Is that Andrew Hayes piggybacking on me.
Speaker 4: I'm slam dunking right at the end. It's one or too.
Speaker 4: By the way, I'm not keeping school until now.
Speaker 1: There's such an open space in terms of feedback within
Speaker 1: our little team, aren't.
Speaker 2: We, certainly?
Speaker 3: And so you can imagine our surprise when our little producers.
Speaker 2: Zoey said to us yesterday, going and get a tattoo
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 4: Of course you are a little rebel, which is your
Speaker 4: little rogue.
Speaker 2: It's what most people like to do on a Monday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, and just start the week right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: some fresh ink.
Speaker 3: I mean, I try to get to a pilates class,
Speaker 3: but other people like to do things differently.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Before we get to Zoey's tattoo, You've got a tattoo
Speaker 1: somewhere which you won't reveal.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: I have no interest in telling you where my tattoos are.
Speaker 4: What is it? Little Wow Jones type set up Live Love.
Speaker 4: It's like gurgling, no, it's all right.
Speaker 3: Tattoo then I got when I was twenty one and
Speaker 3: highly regretted. Oh okay, and then I started to get
Speaker 3: it laysered off and it hurt too much.
Speaker 2: I think no one's going to see my arse, So whatever.
Speaker 4: Poor Greg producers are we? What have you gone? And
Speaker 4: got tatted? The location? And what is it has got? Meaning?
Speaker 8: Okay, I've got a few tattoo is in this latest edition.
Speaker 2: Wait how many eight?
Speaker 8: How are you twenty five? But this is my first
Speaker 8: tat since I was twenty two. It's been a few
Speaker 8: years and I just decided I was ready.
Speaker 2: For another now that you're much more mature.
Speaker 8: So true now that I'm really grown up. But yeah,
Speaker 8: you're like, oh, rebel. It's a pomegranate, not exactly rebellious,
Speaker 8: And it's a like an outline drawing of a pomegranate
Speaker 8: on the back of my left arm, upper above the elbow,
Speaker 8: and I'm showing you now.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, there's a pomegranate, but there's another section that's
Speaker 3: a slice.
Speaker 8: So it's like a full pomegranate with a little slice
Speaker 8: of pomegranate next to it with a little loose little jewel.
Speaker 1: Is pomegranate, the one with the pips, the big pips. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's red inside.
Speaker 8: Yeah, red with the little and the delicious. You put
Speaker 8: them on salad. It's a hard exterior, really messy to
Speaker 8: a crack.
Speaker 1: But really so this is your personality, hard extent, really pippy,
Speaker 1: full of pips.
Speaker 8: No, I actually found it.
Speaker 3: Actually.
Speaker 8: The reason I got it and none of my tattoos
Speaker 8: mean anything. The reason I got it is because when
Speaker 8: I was fifteen, one of my friends said to me
Speaker 8: I was a pomegranate. And I found the message that
Speaker 8: he said it, and he said pomegranate. It's a really
Speaker 8: cool look on the outside. They stick out from other fruit.
Speaker 8: It's hard to open, but when you finally get it,
Speaker 8: there's lots of little pomegranate jewels which are even cooler.
Speaker 2: That's been nice.
Speaker 4: Isn't nice?
Speaker 3: Lovely?
Speaker 1: Isn't it like that too? Thirteen and twenty fourteen, let's
Speaker 1: see this crap tattoos? Have you got a crabb tattoo
Speaker 1: that's you're ashamed of?
Speaker 4: It's unrelated.
Speaker 8: It hasn't even been twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: You just haven't got around to getting burned off.
Speaker 8: Yeah too, I do actually have a crap tattoo. I've
Speaker 8: got God, do I say it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 8: I don't know. You know those little candy love heart
Speaker 8: Lolli's let's say like b mine or forever yours or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I got one of those on my lower hip that
Speaker 8: says not you. No, that's pretty trash.
Speaker 3: Well, let's go to the Home of crappy Tattoos. Abby
Speaker 3: in the newsroom.
Speaker 4: She crap tattoo.
Speaker 2: You said it, I didn't say it.
Speaker 5: We don't have enough time, unfortunately, to go into my
Speaker 5: crap tattoos.
Speaker 13: So maybe let's do it later in the leak.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's just like it never your crappiest one, the most.
Speaker 13: The first one that I ever got in Balley.
Speaker 3: Oh no, she's got a Southern Cross.
Speaker 8: It's worse than that. It's worse than live Love.
Speaker 4: Do you actually have that got that?
Speaker 13: I went to Bari and I made a mistake.
Speaker 8: Okay, where is this?
Speaker 14: Were you intoxicated at the time.
Speaker 5: I don't want to dig myself into any more of
Speaker 5: a whole, so I'm not going to.
Speaker 8: Answer that question.
Speaker 2: This story could not get any worse.
Speaker 3: You've just said, I've got to live life love tattoo
Speaker 3: from Barley.
Speaker 14: There's no more depths that you can sing.
Speaker 13: I also woke up one day and there was Yolo.
Speaker 4: On my thigh. So it's better and better, doesn't it?
Speaker 4: Very Maybe we will find the next candidate for a
Speaker 4: bit of a Wow Jones type.
Speaker 1: That's the path that we're going down with. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: be able to talk. All right, let's do this. Grab tats,
Speaker 1: grab tats or what you're going to do?
Speaker 4: Tell us about your week?
Speaker 1: Laugh at you fourteen super crap tat. Maybe you were
Speaker 1: slightly motivated by how young producers.
Speaker 5: Are slightly attacked.
Speaker 14: No, I like it.
Speaker 3: I actually think it's super cute, Thank you joker, not
Speaker 3: super crapper.
Speaker 4: Your crap tattoos, share them with us. Thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 4: will take your calls next time and grab tats, grab
Speaker 4: tats or what you're going to do? Tell us about
Speaker 4: yours A week in.
Speaker 1: Love as you fourteen and twenty four ten your crap tattoos.
Speaker 4: Maybe you were motivated by producers Zoe. Maybe not whoo's
Speaker 4: to say?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's quite a high bar to jump over.
Speaker 3: She's got lift life love and also yolo on her thigh.
Speaker 4: It's news read ab Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if you can beat that. Give
Speaker 3: us called thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Where your bodies that apps.
Speaker 2: You can't see it. Live life love. That's on my
Speaker 2: like hip and yollow's on your thigh, yellow's on my
Speaker 2: thigh on this side.
Speaker 5: I woke up and it was itchy, and I was like,
Speaker 5: what's more legit chi and the boy that I was
Speaker 5: at the time went, do you remember anything about last night?
Speaker 4: WHOA, they're still there. You haven't got a burnt off? No?
Speaker 2: Not Yeah, I want you, but I'm scared. Apparently it hurts.
Speaker 2: It does? Can Can you stop saying you haven't got
Speaker 2: a burnt off? That's not that it's laser.
Speaker 3: Or laser off, laser off, same things, not like someone
Speaker 3: takes a match to your thigh and burns off yolo.
Speaker 4: I've said this before, as I'm going to get in
Speaker 4: trouble with this. My wife had a tattoo laser off
Speaker 4: her wrist. It's just one word.
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 2: Destiny?
Speaker 5: Do you think she thought she was getting that tattooed
Speaker 5: on her wrist that her destiny would be marrying you?
Speaker 3: That's why she got it burned off, because she's like,
Speaker 3: oh God, my destiny was marrying.
Speaker 4: A third a twenty four moreing to you, Shelley, your crap.
Speaker 12: Tat good morning, Oh, the content wasn't bad. That the
Speaker 12: execution is another story. It's supposed to be a nice
Speaker 12: look like flower anklet chain, and it looks more like
Speaker 12: not really flowers, these globs of color on you know,
Speaker 12: like the old barb wire tattoo that Pamela Anderson has
Speaker 12: sort of thing. That's what the boiley looks like.
Speaker 2: So who didn't Shelly.
Speaker 12: A tattoo parlor down south? Who I learned later the
Speaker 12: lady wasn't very good. She watched a lot of tattoos.
Speaker 12: So and I was too scared to go back and
Speaker 12: have it touched up because it hurt too much. I've
Speaker 12: had it for about twenty five years, I think, so yeah,
Speaker 12: and there's so much greenery in it that I don't
Speaker 12: think i'd be able to have it laid it off.
Speaker 4: I can imagine it's so weathered. But do you know what, Shelley,
Speaker 4: I'm sure it looks absolutely gorgeous and giving you from
Speaker 4: Maslin Beach, there's a chance.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Shelley. Good Morning's Stace.
Speaker 3: What's your crap tattoo? I?
Speaker 4: I don't think it's crap, but it is my most
Speaker 4: random out of my fifteine tattoo BOWLB betore Pokemon. Oh
Speaker 4: oh so hang on, how big and.
Speaker 14: Where it's on the inner bicep and it's about the
Speaker 14: size of my palm.
Speaker 4: You're really gone.
Speaker 14: Exactly my favorite, exactly, my favorite tattoo.
Speaker 3: Soo bowl, we saw the Pokemon tattoo on your bicep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and is it all colorful?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh my, so you're you're proud of it, Stacey.
Speaker 11: I like it.
Speaker 12: I love it.
Speaker 14: It's my favorite tatoo.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the main thing.
Speaker 4: That's if you're happy to give you confidence. That's all
Speaker 4: the manager.
Speaker 3: You know what they say, hazy And I would recommend
Speaker 3: to people if you're thinking about getting a tattoo, take
Speaker 3: a photo of what you want, put it in your
Speaker 3: pocket and look at it every day for six months,
Speaker 3: and if you still want to get.
Speaker 2: It, then go for it.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's a very good point.
Speaker 2: So we should have had a pomegranate.
Speaker 6: Good morning, guys. So my brother in law and I
Speaker 6: love saying this because he is actually my mate Brenda
Speaker 6: Kangaroo and his box at the Southern Cross on his shoulder.
Speaker 4: Yes, because he's an ausy mate.
Speaker 11: It is.
Speaker 6: It is only one of the funniest things. I love
Speaker 6: my tattoos. I've got tattoos, but I've definitely got no regrets.
Speaker 2: I don't tell.
Speaker 4: You now how big is it and whereabouts is it
Speaker 4: on his body?
Speaker 6: It's just on it. It's on his left shoulders, probably
Speaker 6: about the size of a fist, So he definitely can't.
Speaker 6: Definitely an ice flow when you're at the beach, and
Speaker 6: it's definitely it's definitely saying my sister loves using to
Speaker 6: let the kids know how regret at tattoos the beach.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's the example of what not to do, and
Speaker 3: so at family barbecues when you take the p I
Speaker 3: double five out of the tattoo.
Speaker 2: What's his response?
Speaker 3: Does he get defensive or has he conceded that it's
Speaker 3: a bit bogan?
Speaker 6: Oh, he's definitely con seid his bogan. And I think
Speaker 6: the more and more must just to get stuck into
Speaker 6: over the last well at least ten.
Speaker 11: Years about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's definitely are gone up. It was a regret,
Speaker 6: I know, but at the time I liked it.
Speaker 3: I just love that it's taken your sister ten years
Speaker 3: to get the message through.
Speaker 2: He's like, okay, all right, that is good.
Speaker 4: Oh I love that from.
Speaker 8: Dylan say Friday.
Speaker 1: Friday, absolutely stunning and brave time of the week. Oas
Speaker 1: we get to speak to our good mates, Ryan fifty fifthger,
Speaker 1: Good morning, fitty footy.
Speaker 9: Season's nearly over, sad guys.
Speaker 11: I'm like, you know, do you want to just maybe
Speaker 11: just keep texting each other on a Friday? Or I've
Speaker 11: my MySpace pages up again? Do you want to maybe
Speaker 11: just message me through.
Speaker 2: That I thought you blocked Hazy's number?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah it is.
Speaker 11: I was getting all these prank calls at two o'clock
Speaker 11: in the morning with heavy breathing and the block fat
Speaker 11: number found out it was Hazy.
Speaker 1: I got a hold of Bejas number as well, so
Speaker 1: different different avenues.
Speaker 2: It could it be all over for Port Adelaide tonight?
Speaker 3: Do you think?
Speaker 11: Do you know what the way that you've got to
Speaker 11: look at at is is this going to be Ken
Speaker 11: Hinckley's last game for Port Adelaide?
Speaker 1: WHOA, It's the brutal truth, isn't it?
Speaker 9: It is the brutal truth.
Speaker 11: And the other thing as well, how much do the
Speaker 11: team love Ken Hinckley? Because you will find out in
Speaker 11: the first ten minutes of the game if they really
Speaker 11: want to win this thing. Because last week I don't
Speaker 11: think we saw any of that, did we at all?
Speaker 11: That amazing statistic that came out during the week of
Speaker 11: the teams that have lost by fifty points in a
Speaker 11: final and then came out the week.
Speaker 9: After and won. Did you see that?
Speaker 11: So twelve teams over the history have been absolutely flogged
Speaker 11: in a final, but then for some reason they get
Speaker 11: up the next week after.
Speaker 9: Jodie, So, I don't know if it's to kick up
Speaker 9: the bum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that shows some big kahunas, doesn't it a bounce back?
Speaker 11: I know when our ratings go down, I just go
Speaker 11: into a shell. And then they just keep they just
Speaker 11: keep just diving.
Speaker 3: Well, what you normally do was have the next week
Speaker 3: off after the ratings go down, and then the ratings
Speaker 3: go up again.
Speaker 2: So swings them around about?
Speaker 11: Can I give you a story about ratings for anyone
Speaker 11: out there radio? We have them for five it's a
Speaker 11: five week period and then two weeks later you find
Speaker 11: out what the ratings are. And it's a it's a
Speaker 11: roller coaster. It's volatile, you go up, you go down.
Speaker 11: But one man, I got into radio. One of the
Speaker 11: reasons I got in the radio was because of Ken Cunningham.
Speaker 9: Right, legend of Adelaide.
Speaker 11: He was number one for so long in this town
Speaker 11: and every radio survey. KG would walk around the building
Speaker 11: here in the city around Nova and five double A
Speaker 11: and Heinmars Square and he would absolutely just be freaking
Speaker 11: out every survey. And I'll be like, my gosh, that's
Speaker 11: a legend of this industry. And even he's nervous about serve.
Speaker 3: Well, you live and die by it, don't you Like
Speaker 3: it defines whether you have a job, your salary, all
Speaker 3: those sorts of But it's a rollerbos don't You just
Speaker 3: got to choose not to write.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't have to take from that Fitzy
Speaker 1: because you're like, okage's stressing out, He's going to go
Speaker 1: number one.
Speaker 4: What do we do when we go.
Speaker 9: To mid range? Come and have a chatting to me.
Speaker 9: I've learned how to deal with that for a very
Speaker 9: long dear.
Speaker 3: Oh well, as long as you're happy, as long as
Speaker 3: you enjoy what you do, all right, boys, Yeah.
Speaker 11: Exactly right now, we're very very blessed to be in
Speaker 11: this industry. Yeah, so I look, I don't think our
Speaker 11: labe will win to know it. I think Hawthorne are
Speaker 11: playing such good footy. But if it's a close game
Speaker 11: and they show a bit of fight, could that be
Speaker 11: enough to save ken?
Speaker 1: Interesting one, isn't that's an interesting context because if they
Speaker 1: get smacked, then yeah, it's not looking good. But again
Speaker 1: still technically it's straight sets, and that's two years in row,
Speaker 1: straight sets, and that's that's Let me just give you
Speaker 1: a really precise footy.
Speaker 11: Can I give you a quick story about super fan
Speaker 11: would be pulled alades number one fan? Is there someone
Speaker 11: that dresses up in a lightning strike or because you
Speaker 11: know the Geelong Cat. You know that guy that dresses
Speaker 11: up as a cat at every Geelong game? Yeah, you guys,
Speaker 11: hear about the Kansas City Chiefs guy.
Speaker 9: So he's known as the Chiefs are.
Speaker 11: Holock, right, and he dresses up as a wolf and
Speaker 11: he goes to every game that the Chiefs playing all
Speaker 11: across America.
Speaker 9: And I've always thought these people at the.
Speaker 11: Start of the year, the booking these flights accommodation, they
Speaker 11: get to go to every game, do they even work?
Speaker 11: He's just he's just been arrested for eleven armed robberies
Speaker 11: across America.
Speaker 9: So he's been robbing banks his games at the Kansas
Speaker 9: City Chiefs.
Speaker 11: Look up Chiefs are Holly Google that today and it's
Speaker 11: an amazing story.
Speaker 9: He's just got done.
Speaker 1: That is ridiculous and makes so much sense when you
Speaker 1: think about it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so he just goes to Chiefs games and then
Speaker 11: robs banks to fund the next one makes it.
Speaker 2: We want to touch quickly on this with you. It
Speaker 2: was are You OK?
Speaker 4: Day?
Speaker 3: Yesterday We had a conversation with Hazy, who really opened
Speaker 3: up about his experiences with some depression and suicide.
Speaker 2: And the key message from him was you need to talk.
Speaker 3: And we thought you're so good in this space, and
Speaker 3: you'd be so caring with your mates and getting them
Speaker 3: to open up and have a conversation if things aren't
Speaker 3: going well.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's something that we talk regularly about with my
Speaker 11: group of friends. And we grew up in a sort
Speaker 11: of a tough year and you know, our parents and
Speaker 11: especially our grandparents. God, I remember, you know, talking about
Speaker 11: this kind of stuff. My father found really really awkward
Speaker 11: to do and it was a sign of weakness. But
Speaker 11: I think now, especially with sporting clubs and footy clubs,
Speaker 11: there's a lot of this stuff that goes on.
Speaker 9: Are UOK? Day is such a great day?
Speaker 11: Because it gives you an opportunity to ask that question
Speaker 11: to anyone that's close to you.
Speaker 9: But take it a little bit further, like.
Speaker 11: Really just say, look, if there's anything on your mind,
Speaker 11: just remember I'm here. And the other big one that
Speaker 11: we've been doing as mates now is telling each other
Speaker 11: that you love each other. Like I mean, we always
Speaker 11: thought that that'd be someone that you've met on a
Speaker 11: date before or been out with for a few months.
Speaker 11: But you know, your family is number one, your friends
Speaker 11: are number two. They mean so much to you, and
Speaker 11: you will not you do not understand how powerful that
Speaker 11: is to hear from a friend how much you love them.
Speaker 11: So you know, back that up today with a uok, mate,
Speaker 11: and then back that up with oh, I love you
Speaker 11: and you're always here for you, and it is such
Speaker 11: a powerful thing to do.
Speaker 9: It will change their life.
Speaker 3: We had a conversation about that because not enough men
Speaker 3: say I love you to their mates because they find
Speaker 3: it's like weird or awkward or whatever.
Speaker 2: But I just think it's such.
Speaker 3: An important thing for you guys to do, because you
Speaker 3: do your male friendships are the most important thing to you.
Speaker 11: Half the time it is, and even like now you
Speaker 11: know We've had a few mates that are doing it
Speaker 11: pretty tough, that have sort of come out of marriages
Speaker 11: and stuff like that.
Speaker 9: To end a conversation on the phone with love your mate.
Speaker 11: I had a mate the other day that's sort of
Speaker 11: paused and got a bit emotional over it. You just
Speaker 11: don't understand how powerful it is. And it's so simple
Speaker 11: to do, so simple to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's really beautiful. Thanks.
Speaker 3: You've got to stop saying it at two am, though,
Speaker 3: I'm leaving voicemails.
Speaker 11: Yeah, because I need to get up for work in
Speaker 11: a couple of hours after that.
Speaker 1: Which I know the boundaries. I'm not good with the boundaries.
Speaker 1: So we'll leave you with this fitsy. I'm going to
Speaker 1: say I love you and can I kiss you?
Speaker 9: You can? Well, now you're taking it way too, I
Speaker 9: love you. I love you guys. I'll speak to your
Speaker 9: prelim final next week.
Speaker 2: We love you too, and I'll say this on behalf
Speaker 2: of Hazy. We also love your wife.
Speaker 4: Okay, can we just celebrate? Can we go back to
Speaker 4: twenty twenty and can we get right around the Italian
Speaker 4: man who walked four hundred and fifty kilometers to cool
Speaker 4: off for an argument This is just one of the
Speaker 4: great movements. Four hundred and fifty kilometers.
Speaker 1: This bloke walks from the north along the coast in
Speaker 1: Italy after getting into a krawl with his wife.
Speaker 4: That just that tells you that that man's gone through
Speaker 4: some stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, I applaud his initiative and going I need to
Speaker 3: cool down. But how long did it take him to
Speaker 3: walk four hundred and fifty kilometers?
Speaker 4: Well that's the whole thing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: He was averaging sixty kilometers a day, and obviously it
Speaker 1: took him probably weeks and weeks. Goodness, And it was
Speaker 1: very much probably a forest Gump situation that day for.
Speaker 4: No particular reason. How to start and go for a little.
Speaker 1: Where you need to eat, he ate, where you need
Speaker 1: to sleep, he slept, and when you need to do
Speaker 1: you know what?
Speaker 4: He did? You know what? Yeah, that sort of set up.
Speaker 2: It's so true. I wonder what the argument was over.
Speaker 1: It have to be something pretty heavy. When I if
Speaker 1: I go for a walk around the block, I'm good
Speaker 1: by the time.
Speaker 4: I get back.
Speaker 3: Did you actually do that? If you have an argument
Speaker 3: with Kara, will you actually go out for a wall?
Speaker 4: No, not with Kara.
Speaker 1: But I've been in a really bad headspace right where
Speaker 1: I've been very angry and I've walked it off before,
Speaker 1: but I've never had to do that with my wife,
Speaker 1: and I've never had to go four hundred and fifty kilometers.
Speaker 3: I'm just picturing your angry walk. It's a real storm
Speaker 3: of storming your face because you can't hide it when
Speaker 3: you're angry.
Speaker 2: Your face would be so screwed up.
Speaker 3: And I reckon I'm correct me if I'm wrong, but
Speaker 3: your arms.
Speaker 2: Would be straight.
Speaker 1: Straight, real knocking VARs is over type situation. Can you
Speaker 1: hear me coming from at least forty fifty meters away.
Speaker 2: Kicking a few trees along the way.
Speaker 1: Kicking poor little baby trees over, pushing some bins over
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 4: It's forty eight.
Speaker 1: Spoke explained to the police that he walked in tyway
Speaker 1: without any transport. He was picked up because it was
Speaker 1: during the COVID pandemic. So we got fined sixty kilometers
Speaker 1: a day when I traveled. That's ridiculous, extraordinary. I've just
Speaker 1: worked out what the argument was over.
Speaker 3: She continued watching a Netflix series when he wasn't up
Speaker 3: to date.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, there it is. Every partner has done
Speaker 4: that to their partner.
Speaker 1: There it is and you turn on. You're like, hang on,
Speaker 1: I thought I was an episode and a half behind there.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, I'm up to here.
Speaker 3: Now episode ten. And he's like, well, I'm up to
Speaker 3: episode six. Next minute four and fifty k's later.
Speaker 1: I did that to the car with breaking back, and
Speaker 1: I recoon you are about three seasons ahead of it.
Speaker 4: In that space, four hundred and fifty kilometers ahead of her.
Speaker 4: We've got a new tactic now.
Speaker 1: Then, if there starts to be some sort of tension
Speaker 1: in our family, we resolve it by someone having the
Speaker 1: license to call family hug time. So here's the deal
Speaker 1: in our family, and your kids very much involved. We
Speaker 1: had to put some pre rules on it because our
Speaker 1: little Lotty was.
Speaker 4: Really abusing it.
Speaker 1: If you call family hug time no matter what you're doing,
Speaker 1: unless you're sleeping, so I'm sunny sleeping. We've all got
Speaker 1: to come together and we've all got to have a
Speaker 1: hug and it tends to just sort of ease any tensions.
Speaker 4: Away straight away.
Speaker 2: It's super cute, Lott.
Speaker 1: He was calling it every four to five seconds. So
Speaker 1: the new rule was that you can only call family
Speaker 1: hood time once an hour.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, that's so cute.
Speaker 3: So you will just bring it in and have a
Speaker 3: little hug and it diffuses all the tension.
Speaker 1: That's so nice because when you're having a family hope,
Speaker 1: particular with the kids, when they're generating it, you can't
Speaker 1: be angry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this good gets rid of it.
Speaker 3: We have a rule we do high lows each and
Speaker 3: every meal, so we all have to sit at the
Speaker 3: table and have our dinners together. But the high low
Speaker 3: rule got flouted the other day when harpercorded at breakfast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, watch your high loath. We're like, mate, we just.
Speaker 4: It's the four year olds flaunting the rules.
Speaker 2: They'll get you can.
Speaker 4: We have a new rule in here. It's called a
Speaker 4: Nova family hug time.
Speaker 1: Specifically, we do it Tuesdays at around about quarter to
Speaker 1: eight after someone is super angry after.
Speaker 2: Songs and songs did you beat me again? It song?
Speaker 4: No, no, you beat me?
Speaker 1: And I needed an over family hud time yesterday. I
Speaker 1: need to go for a four hundred and fifty