WEBVTT - Man Walks 450kms To Cool Off After An Argument With His Wife! 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:08.399 We got every day, Adelaide. Let should just pass around 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:12.000 a big bowl and you go and use read to 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:16.279 abby your turn jokes, good stuff. This is our big 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:17.000 giant coffee. 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:19.120 So I had a really nice dinner last night. 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:24.760 There you go, producer Emily tie red curry after taste. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:28.560 But anyway, Yeah, we have this big giant coffee bowl 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:30.440 which we passed around first thing in the morning. It's 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:32.839 the first thing that we all drink together. Yeah, it's 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:34.960 real sort of it brings us together, do you know 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:38.040 what I mean? It's called the communal coffee cup. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:40.000 The communal coffee cup. It's beautiful. 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:42.000 What the experts are saying is that you should definitely 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:44.120 not drink coffee for the first thing that you do 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:44.839 when you wake up. 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:46.400 You definitely should not do that. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.320 I cannot. 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.559 You should drink water the first thing you do when 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:51.239 you get up, because our body is made up of 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:55.160 eight percent water and you've had eight nine hours without it. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:56.240 Oh, good on you there, doctor. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:58.800 Well, I don't mean to be a smart ass about it. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:01.400 I'm just saying it. That makes sense, does it not. 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:03.760 It actually leaves with the fifty thousand winds you have 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:04.560 that up for as well. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:05.320 Yeah, that's true. 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:08.800 Actually, Sweetie that warned against having a coffee first thing 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:11.720 in the morning, as it can hijack our body's natural rhythm, 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:14.119 prompting us to have that afternoon crash. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.679 And boy, oh boy, I'm good at a three pm crash. 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:20.120 Sometimes my eyes get so heavy at three o'clock in 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.520 the afternoon I have to stapen them up. That's probably 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:23.880 because the first thing that I have in the morning 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.520 is a coffee. I don't think twice. I think about 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:28.399 coffee when I go to bed, and I start thinking 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:30.160 about it when I wake up at about three am, 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:31.839 and it's the first thing it enters my mouth. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.400 Okay, you know that sounds like addiction. 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.679 It's definitely addiction, because last time I didn't have a 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:40.200 coffee by three o'clock, I had a chronic headache, and 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:41.560 then I had a coffee and it went away. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.600 That, my friends, is genuine addiction. 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:47.960 Yeah, can we just go back. When have you ever 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.920 woken up at three am? You get in here at 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:53.040 four point thirty and you have a shower in here, 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:55.080 so you can't tell me that you're rolling out of 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:56.600 bed at three o'clock. Sext you an hour and a 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:57.320 half to get ready. 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:58.720 No, it was in I wake up at three o'clock, 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.760 I'll probably wake up for a second dead set, have 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:02.480 a thought of coffee, and I'll go back to sleep. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:05.920 So this is fascinating to me because my mother does this. 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:10.560 Mum will have a coffee before she goes to bed, 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:13.079 she will have an instance, she'll have a macona before 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:14.440 she hits the ex. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.680 By the way, my ex would have three coffees at night. 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:20.040 I'm like, you're a literal psychopath. 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.120 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. It makes a 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:22.600 lot of sense. 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:26.400 So your body produces a thing called adeno sign and 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:30.119 also cortisole, And basically one is an upper and one 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:33.840 is a downer, and one starts really aggressively. It's the upper, 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:36.760 and it goes down as you get towards the end 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.760 of the day, and cortisole keeps you up. So when 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:42.960 you have coffee, it absolutely smashes and fights them. 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:44.920 And all of a sudden they're in different places and like, 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:45.720 what's going on? 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.360 What's this caffeine here? We didn't invite you to the party. 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:50.160 We're going to absolutely fight each other. 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.880 So are you saying that if I give up coffee, 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:57.040 I'd probably solve all of my issues, Yes, as in the. 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:03.359 Moody issues, sad mixed emotions. Jack Carlson, the man behind 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:09.519 the legendary Democracy Manifest meme, has died at the age 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:12.800 of eighty two. Who's familiar with this, gentleman? 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:18.800 Fish is Democracy Manifest? Have a look at the headlock. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:24.880 This is the boke who got me on the penis 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:29.960 what is the charge eating a meal? 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:30.440 There? 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:33.760 It is so Miss Carlson became famous amongst trange households 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:36.760 after footage of his ninety one arrest outside the China 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.200 Sea restaurant and Brisbane went viral. He's a bit of 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:42.440 a fraudsteratoo, very very colorful history. 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:45.040 See, I hadn't heard of this guy until you kept 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:48.680 playing that clip on repeat over and over in the studio. 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.160 Well you didn't see you didn't hear this back in there? 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:51.839 I heard of him. 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.640 Wow, how many times I heard this and I didn't 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:56.920 realize that it was real because when you hear it, it 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.080 sounds like a skit. It sounds like someone doing a 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.520 play or something actually genuinely written. 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:03.840 This is like a pop culture moment in history. 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:07.640 People talk about iconic Australian lines and iconic Australian things. 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:08.280 This is it? 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:12.520 Yeah, okay, well apologies across most things, just not this 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.320 in saying that though there was talk that this was 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:17.920 a conspiracy, that it was all set up, so you 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:22.560 are right in saying that people, yeah. 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:23.080 Because it just went He just went roll again because 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:26.719 it was twenty years since that particular moment, wasn't that anyway? 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.560 He will be immortalized via music and that is the 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:32.680 good thing. First of all, ladies, Soaker is into this. 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:33.839 The Techno version. 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:39.840 Received matter the Bucker received Matterfest. 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:42.799 Yes don't. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:49.160 The Buckle received a drop to Bed. I like this 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:53.520 as well. The Oasis version Micracy Manifest. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:59.640 Have a look at the head, Lucky. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:01.240 Get to get to it. See that chap over there, 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:10.880 he's get your hand off my penis. 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:09.960 The first one reminds me like imagine being the Bunnings 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.159 rave that peaking Duck are going to do and they're 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:13.960 playing that you just going off. 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:16.919 Everyone want to be off their face. This might be 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:20.120 my favorite version. Traditionally I don't like heavy metal, but 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:22.560 when it's got a nice little Jack Carlson flavor to 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:26.560 it really really tickles you. In nice areas. 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:39.000 You're ready, get your hand everyone, lady is, stay with me, 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:42.960 get your hand, get your hand by peis. 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:46.320 You're a child? 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:49.360 I hang on a second. 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:58.160 Please, let's let's go to China, shall we? 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:59.960 We always do? I love taking this little trip. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:04.640 More specifically Taiwan, where a man accidentally swallowed an air 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.440 pod while sleeping and then discovered it was beeping inside 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:11.039 his stomach when he used his iPhone tracking feature after 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:11.520 waking up. 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:12.200 Very good. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:18.320 Medics at the KOs Young Hospital administered a laxative, and 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:22.480 the AirPod naturally passed through his body. Surprisingly, after washing 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.160 and drying it, he found that it still functioned and 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:25.719 the battery was at forty one percent. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.080 You've got to you've got to just sort of sit 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:31.560 down and work out whether you want to use those 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:32.720 AirPods ever again. 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:35.640 Well you should know because remember that time when you 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:40.120 swallowed your AirPod. Oh it's incredible because I've got the 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:42.880 audio from that time when an AirPod went down your 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.240 esophagus and into your stomach, and the music that was 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:47.599 playing was quite incredible. 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:56.600 Angry eyes. Its completely made sense. Yeah, themes song of 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:57.120 my stomach? 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.680 Yeah, and what were you hungry for? 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:00.480 Who knows? 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:01.080 I don't know. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:11.440 Is this what is so sweet, a bit of a sea. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:13.880 But then you must have you must have that day 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:17.480 given into that craving, that sweet craving, because afterwards, this 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:18.840 is what was playing in your stomach. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:23.280 That's satisfied to tell me? 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:23.680 Right then? 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:24.960 Yeah, and listen. 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:28.080 I don't want to delve too much into history, but 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.440 I believe, and where's a team believe that you've got 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.840 a bit of ib is happening. So after you had 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:36.720 those sweets and then you know, you took a trip 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:38.080 to the toilet, this is what happened. 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:46.160 How is it? How does the inside of my gut 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:47.720 need extra motivation? 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:48.160 I don't know. 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:49.600 Genuine theme music? 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:50.240 Wait, wait for it. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:55.080 Look at how happy your gun is after you passed 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:55.520 your airport. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:58.200 It's a very good movement, isn't it. So that's what 0:07:58.240 --> 0:07:58.920 that is as well. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.320 That is my AirPod just assumed that I was pregnant 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.760 in twenty twenty four. Jodes, Anything is possible, anyone can 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:06.720 do it. 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:08.920 Jody and Hazy's loose Lists. 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:18.320 Ah, Yes, loose lips, Joe's. This is the little segment 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:22.120 which was originally born to help you better absorb information 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:25.520 because sometimes you're listening. Skills can be Let's just say 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:26.400 they're a bit of a work on. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:27.640 Yeah. Is that fair? 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:27.960 Yeah? 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:29.720 Questionable? Best, I'll take that. 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.240 But we've played this for a couple of weeks where 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.480 I put on the noise canceling headphones and you deliver 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:38.640 a line and then I have to work out what you're. 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:40.320 Saying, yes, and you magically turn it blue. 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.760 Yeah, And you became so obnoxious in this space once 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:45.800 again that I was like, well, you have a go, 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:46.920 and here you are. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:48.720 Oh, we're going to do a little role reversal. 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:50.440 We are doing a massive role reversal. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:53.240 So I'm Jody. Yep, I'm doing Jody roll. Okay, you're ready. 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.920 I'll start from here. Well, what's going on? What day 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:02.680 is it? Yeah? 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.240 Okay, So what we're going to do? 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.840 Wait what I'm going to get you to slip on 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:08.920 those noise canceling headphones. 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:12.480 We're going to put some music in your ears. Can 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:12.880 you hear me? 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:16.360 I can't eat anything now, some delicious elevator music. 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:22.360 Okay, that's good, all right? He left me high and dry, not. 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.439 That feeling high as a kite. 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:30.520 He left me high and dry. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:36.040 It's I know the rhyming word. You left me wanting 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:36.520 to die. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:44.719 Let's have another grad. You're ready. He left me high 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:45.319 and dry. 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:50.240 He left me wanting to fly high. 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.920 Okay, turn off the music. What is it he left 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:55.080 me high and dry? 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:58.520 Oh gosh, thank goodness, because he left me wanting to die. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.920 Oh my gosh, that's a aggressive feedback. 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:03.960 Alright, okay, none from one music on. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:04.920 Hello. 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.640 I like to eat your toes. 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:14.559 I like you because you're old. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.520 I like to eat your toes. 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:30.600 I like old balls. Is that closer? Closer? Give me 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:32.120 one more, Give me one more, give me one more. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:34.360 I can do this. I can do this. Something about 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:35.360 old balls, something about. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:40.559 Old I like to eat your toes. 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:48.720 I can't say it. Are you saying I like to 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:53.760 eat your scrot? What is it? 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:58.439 I like to eat your toes? 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:02.480 God, same thing, but a little bit different, just a 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:03.240 little bit lower. 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:06.200 What's worse? 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:12.959 Let the cat out of the bag. Your face is 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:14.079 so priceless. 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:20.000 Let the hat go on the bag? 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:27.200 Oh so closely, Come on, let the cat out of 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:28.480 the bag. 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:32.200 Cat, Let the cat out of the bag. 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.680 Yes, friend, world done, one from three? That will do? 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:45.840 Take that? 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:47.520 Yeah, but I so I like to eat your. 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:51.720 Scrap, probably fresher than my toes. 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:56.719 Hey, how many loves do you reckon you've had in 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:57.520 your lifetime? 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:01.240 That's a really really intense question, isn't it because you 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:06.440 don't want to offend your partner? No Ah, I honestly 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:09.360 I'm not maybe one genuine one. 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:11.280 It feels like I've only had one genuine love. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:15.000 Yeah, okay, Well there's some research and also TikTok. 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:16.199 Sorry makes us right. 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:21.720 That shows that, in fact, we have three loves in 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:25.360 a lifetime. There's some science behind this. Different variances of life, 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:27.800 different different forms of love. Do you want me to 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:28.360 run through them? 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:29.000 Yes? Please? 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:29.520 All right? 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:32.040 This is some random gothm tis. I don't even know 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:35.199 who he is, but anyway, he is the foremost authority 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:38.040 on the number of loves that you've had in your life. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:41.240 The first one is the young, puppy, innocent love normally 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:44.240 in high school that's bursting with intensity and passion that 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:45.560 you only see in the movies. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:47.280 Have a listen our first love. 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.840 This love often happens at a young age who eventually 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:51.800 grow apart when you grow older, and you may look 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.200 back and think it wasn't love, but the truth it was, 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:56.080 it was love for what you knew love to be. 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:58.520 Did you have high school love. 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.319 Yeah, it's all all together for about a year and 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:05.120 a half, and you're right, it is intense because everything's new. Yeah, 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:07.280 but she's so And then one hundred cent you look 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.360 back and you're young and stupid. You're like, wow, what's 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:09.839 going on? 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:11.640 But at the time it feels like the person is 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:14.120 your whole world, right, And then when you split up, 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:18.559 you're like, I will never get over here until someone 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.120 else catches the corner of your eye and you're like, yeah, 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:22.280 oh well yeah right. 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.080 Then you move on swiftly too. 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:27.319 And because you're seventeen, you're full of hormones. Luke will 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:29.720 probably passionate cold boats on camp and you retaliate by 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.360 holking out with Campbell Black at schools, and you won't 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:32.600 talk with each other over again. 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:33.640 So who is the first person? 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:36.080 That was my first boyfriend? Luke? 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:38.120 I think he said, Luke Hayble. I'm like, that was 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:42.960 my old house mate. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:46.400 No, I did not. 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:48.599 Okay, you're ready for the second love, yes, because I 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:49.959 think everyone's experienced that. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:51.960 First head over heels love. This is your second. 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.839 Then there's our second love, the hard one. You get 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:57.320 hurt in this one. This love teaches us lessons and 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:00.160 makes us stronger. This is one where we grow know 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.800 the difference between good and bad partners. We now know 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.640 exactly what we want and what we don't want. 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:11.640 Okay, so you experience that, what do you think? 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:16.679 Hang on? Hang on, it was a joke. Hang on 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:24.520 you experience No, it was completely smooth sailing. 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:28.000 No, it was so no one. Let me just say 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:31.320 that it wasn't heartbreak. Then we'd probably still be together, 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:32.040 am I right? 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.720 Okay? Yes, fair enough, I'm sorry so that sometimes I 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:35.600 talk without thinking. 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:36.400 Yeah you think? 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:40.200 Okay, Let's move on to the third love. And this 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:41.880 is where things take a nice turn. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:45.520 Then there's our third love. This one comes blindly, no warning. 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:47.880 You don't go looking for this love. It comes to you. 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:49.720 You can put up any all you want. It'll be 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.840 broken down. You'll find yourself caring about a person without 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.880 even trying. You see beauty in their imperfections. You hide 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:58.760 nothing from them. You want marriage with them, family with them, 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.800 You thank the universe them, You truly love them. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:02.720 That is nice. 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:06.480 So I heard this and went, oh, that is scarily 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:11.600 accurac welcome to joining the conversation on thirteen twenty four ten. 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.600 If that is how the timeline has played out for you. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:16.200 But I think the key and all this and I 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:17.800 don't want to get too deep with you because I 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.600 know it's a waste of my time. But you learn 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.040 so much about through that heartbreak of the second love 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.920 that goes pear shaped, and you learn to really know 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:29.080 yourself so well that by the time that unexpected third 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.160 love comes along, you're like, I'm ready. 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.880 I'm ready, so one hundred percent. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:36.480 And that's what happened to me, because I thought the 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.960 biggest difference for me was when you get to a 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:43.000 state where you chew and you want a girlfriend, and 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.240 that's when you get in a relationship and there's a genuine 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:47.960 honeymoon phase and then it fades and you're like, what's 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:50.280 going on here? Yeah, car my wife had just come 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:52.560 out of a long term relationship, so he definitely didn't 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:54.520 want to jump straight into relationship. 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:55.600 And I was like, oh, I want to be single. 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:56.720 I definitely want to be single. 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.960 Yeah, And we caught up and then caught up again, 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:01.680 and then we just kept on catching up and all 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:04.280 of a sudden, in a relationship, so it started where 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.520 it was good and then it went to great instead 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.920 of starting great and then going to good and going bad. 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:11.280 So it's like getting more and more progressive as we 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:11.600 go on. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:13.560 Said one doesn't follow the rules, does it? 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.520 No, not at all, And it was untimed and all 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.320 of a sudden, And on top of that as well, 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:19.840 it was like traditionally what I would tick off as 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:23.080 to go for was not what was Even though I 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:26.040 think she's the most beautiful girl in the world, it's very, 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:29.000 very different. So on it was like it was just 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.040 and now I look back and be like, wow, maybe 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:35.920 that all happened for a reason, and for that particular moment. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:38.800 Yeah, the Prince Albut on a Friday night playing a gig, 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.360 it's probably wonder Wall that got her over the lines. 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:45.440 It was not. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:52.600 Dear Diary, Well, didn't Hazy have his gun out of 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:54.120 its holster to start the week? 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.600 You just feel like she's ready to go bang ray gunstyle. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:02.120 We played slips, the game where we whack some noise 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:04.919 canceling headphones on one of us and the other person 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:06.600 has to guess what they're saying. 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:11.160 I'd like to eat your scrote. 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:14.600 Opposition leader David Spears quit politics. 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:17.240 Was it too soon for me to lead the party 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:20.160 or was the party simply not ready for me to lead. 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:23.240 It turns out that was just code for it. 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:25.639 David Spears pretty much said, if you can't handle me 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:27.320 my worst, you don't deserve my best. 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:31.840 So there's a lot going on in Joshua Shelley also 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:33.800 fired some shots. 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:37.000 You can just hear all the poor fans with their 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:38.320 no teeth in the background. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.199 We discovered cheese was a great small talk topic. You 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:47.800 just need to know what your cheeses are. 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:50.920 Blinda, what's your favorite cheese? 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:54.160 Came there? 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:57.159 I don't know what that is? 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:02.000 Side kidding me right now? 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:02.640 You don't think? 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:05.320 Okay, you don't know what cammer is? 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:06.199 Is that you? 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:06.480 What? 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:09.160 Well? 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:11.760 I know my cheese, but apparently I can't focus. 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:17.760 Sometimes I'll throw out to Joey because I can't remember 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:19.199 I'm supposed to say, and I look at you and 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:21.800 your eyes looking in different directions. I've got that chameleon 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:25.760 thing going on, and as well, no help there. 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:30.040 We chatted about love more specifically the three stages we 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:32.800 go through in life. A great opportunity for Hazy to 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:37.600 ask if a divorced woman has ever experienced heartbreak. 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:39.720 Then there's our second love, the hard one. You get 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:42.199 hurt in this one this love teaches us lessons and 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:44.760 makes us stronger. This is one where we grow. Now 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:47.320 we know the difference between good and bad partners. We 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:49.480 now know exactly what we want and what we don't want. 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:51.280 Okay, so you experienced that? 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:57.240 What do you think? 0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:58.119 Hang on? 0:18:58.359 --> 0:18:58.680 Hang on? 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:00.080 It was a joke. 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:09.679 Dodgy Tats discuss, but totally unrelated to producer Zoe and 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:10.640 her new pomegranate. 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:14.159 And it's a like an outline drawing of a pomegranate 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:18.159 on the back of my left arm. It's been nice, 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:20.440 isn't it like that too? 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:24.040 Thirteen twenty fourteen, Let's do this crap tattoos? 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:27.080 What's on your butt? 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:27.280 There? 0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:28.760 And overmastered Joe stuff. 0:19:29.119 --> 0:19:31.120