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Speaker 1: Love getting this man in. I mean he was coming

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Speaker 1: in quite a bit for Celebrity Apprentice with Whip. But

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Speaker 1: you can see Ross Noble now live Sydney Comedy Festival.

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Speaker 1: It runs until May twenty second. If you want to go,

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Speaker 1: get your tickets. They're available from Sydney Coomedyfest dot com

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Speaker 2: It's lovely to see your facessual human face. It's good

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Speaker 2: touch you. Oh my god. Actually, Ross, I think that

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Speaker 2: was a weird way of meat. I mean, I think

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Speaker 2: people need to know that you've set up it. It's

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Speaker 2: like a sort of a spit, isn't it like a

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Speaker 2: big spit We all sniff to all of the guests

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Speaker 2: get put on the spit and slowly revolve and you

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Speaker 2: all just sniff and little and I tried to tried

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Speaker 2: it got really weird. Well, yes you did, you did?

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Speaker 1: Mar the character outside the Ross For other comedians as

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Speaker 1: they come in all this, how does how does comedian

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Speaker 2: Stared at the bottom? Only one way I can go

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Speaker 2: it with with glitter and pure showbiz Showby's juices, Noble

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Speaker 2: Showbiz juices? Are you looking to rehydrate yourself? Oh? Wow, yes,

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Speaker 2: where you get that? Can I ask Ross? You can

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Speaker 2: ask me anything. The new promos are running around for

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Speaker 2: Celebrity Apprentice. I don't know if you guys have seen

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Speaker 2: the ads on Channel Lines. Did that when you saw

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Speaker 2: the ads, did that bring back any feelings of stress? Yes? Yeah, massively? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: very much. So well, they've gone with the same concept,

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Speaker 2: that's just a fun thing seeing the celebrities and I

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Speaker 1: Let's can we also talk about what I lie to you?

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Speaker 1: Because you did the Australian version with Chrissy and we

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Speaker 2: Is over in the UK as well.

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Speaker 1: Mike, can we focus on this same castle that you

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Did you do? How did that come about? Well? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's even after I said that was true, they still

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Speaker 2: So I was on a beach right as I am.

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Speaker 2: and so they've got all these like well what it is? Right?

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Speaker 2: we started with Ringo. Start. So I saw this fella

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Speaker 2: so he said, so become like, you know, he's storming

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Speaker 1: And once again, once again, if you want to go

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Speaker 1: Sydney Comedy Fast dot com.

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Speaker 2: Do I love your Ross?

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