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Speaker 1: It fits in with Kate podcast. Welcome to the podcast special,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I love a bit of this

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Speaker 1: where you get to look back on all the really

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Speaker 2: But what we're going to look back on. I'm not

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Speaker 2: sure that you should say I love this well because

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Speaker 2: I've never I got so many phone calls on this

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Speaker 2: topic of I'm not sure Kate should have said that

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Speaker 1: Oh I think, I mean, isn't that what I'm here for?

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Speaker 2: No, not really, norm.

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Speaker 1: This is a great story. I'm still in contact with

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Speaker 1: the person who spoke to me about their naughty little

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Speaker 1: cat that and I never knew this about this guy

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Speaker 1: or about this in the world. Is that it is

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Speaker 1: best for everybody, including a cat who is on eat,

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Speaker 1: for you to relieve them. In some ways, it's the

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Speaker 1: very least you could do. I broke it down for you.

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Speaker 1: I did all of the actions. I'm sure the video

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Speaker 1: is floating around out there, but here is the podcast

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Speaker 1: about a bitch on heat.

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Speaker 3: No I'm joking.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, because it's going to be it's not

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Speaker 1: about you.

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Speaker 2: No, going to introduce sport mum over here.

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Speaker 1: Oh, welcome to the club, Kate, Richie, I thought i'd

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Speaker 1: do that in case none of you did it.

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Speaker 3: Kate, it's an amazing time when.

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Speaker 1: You spoke, Oh, it's and I have to say I

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Speaker 1: was talking to someone about it yesterday. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm it's a really cool club to be part of.

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Speaker 1: I haven't really done it before. We've done we've done dancing,

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Speaker 1: but like, this is the real deal sport, and and

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Speaker 1: just for me, as this is completely selfish for me,

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Speaker 1: it's also a really good exercise to kind of get

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Speaker 1: much bigger place than this studio. I mean, I hate

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Speaker 1: to say it goes the world, but it is. It's

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Speaker 1: really fun and I've been I have been welcomed. I've

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Speaker 1: met parents. We we missed once we'd signed up. There

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Speaker 1: was all that rain, so it was a very slow

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Speaker 1: start and a lot of tears about not getting to

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Speaker 1: But we are on board.

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Speaker 3: How do game soccer? This is soccer? For are we

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Speaker 3: talking soccer?

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Speaker 1: Well? Football, We're like to call it football in our house,

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Speaker 1: I call it world game. When I messaged Alana Kennedy

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Speaker 1: think she said something like could be the coolest soccer mom.

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Speaker 1: She wrote, new phone, who is blocked? Anyway? I thought

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Speaker 1: the most scandalous thing I was going to hear on

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Speaker 1: because at one point I say who's winning and they said, well,

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Speaker 1: what's the score. Well there is no score, and I said,

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Speaker 1: well who's winning? And all, no one's really winning. So

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Speaker 1: I think people quietly keep a ladder, but you don't

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Speaker 1: But what I mean is there is no score. But

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Speaker 1: But once, once I have an hour after the show, Fitzy,

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Speaker 1: and you film me in on what a yellow card is,

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Speaker 1: And little did I know I was going to hear

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Speaker 1: the greatest story of all time. Stick with me, Fitzy.

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Speaker 1: I know you're not a big fan of.

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Speaker 2: These, gotcha go sha sports, Mum, go sports.

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Speaker 1: He is so busy, this dad. I mean, not only

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Speaker 1: I'm trying very hard not to give away who they are.

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Speaker 1: I know you won't know them, but people in their

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Speaker 1: This guy was complaining because he's not getting any sleep

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Speaker 1: Did you know that he he used the words relieve?

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Speaker 1: Did you know that you can sexually relieve your pet?

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Speaker 2: You're going to talk us through how to relieve a cat?

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Speaker 3: Is this a life hack?

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Speaker 1: He's no, he's not so lovely. Family is so lovely.

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Speaker 1: He's he starts this like he's probably doing it now.

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Speaker 1: how funny are you doing this? He said, like when

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Speaker 1: Right now, he's in his suburb with the toaster on,

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Speaker 6: Look, I gave my dogger red rocket back in the day.

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Speaker 2: There's a fine line. I don't know where it is.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is what I mean, And that's why I

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Speaker 4: Some moment.

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Speaker 3: Where is there is there.

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Speaker 1: Not but bring in the bringing the rag dolls, bring

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Speaker 1: it can very quickly turned pair shape this chat. And

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to work out how you conclude and summarize

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Speaker 1: Top we joke. We needed a joke.

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Speaker 7: I'm worried about Red Rock announcement this morning. But there's

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Speaker 7: only one thing that you just check your traffic. I

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Speaker 7: think that's how we know. Get doctor Chris Brown. I think, yeah,

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Speaker 7: day late late, get yeah, come back in for that?

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Speaker 7: You think I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: We should have went again to the singles party. Let's

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Speaker 1: be honest.

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Speaker 5: This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 1: I am going to talk about my daughter and the

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Speaker 1: fact that we went on holidays to Tasmania. We went

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Speaker 1: to Mona. Oh, I mean worth worth the look, even

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Speaker 1: if it is for the wall of vaginas.

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Speaker 2: Yes, did you find yourself?

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Speaker 1: Well I didn't because I wasn't looking and things look

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Speaker 1: very different from different angles. But apparently my daughter pointed

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Speaker 1: me out in front of the group. Is it, mummy,

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Speaker 1: it looks a bit like you.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy.

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Speaker 2: I want to bring you across some content I found

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Speaker 2: over the weekend as I was munching through social media.

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Speaker 2: This woman was a great story to tell on the

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Speaker 2: celebration for all young mums out there that may have

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Speaker 2: experienced these sorts of moments. In thirteen twenty four ten,

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Speaker 2: if you'd like to get involved, this lady shared her

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Speaker 2: story of what happened putting her child in the car

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Speaker 5: I have a three year old daughter, so I often

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Speaker 5: have a shower with her, and she asks questions about

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Speaker 5: have a shower this morning, take it downstairs, put her

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Speaker 5: waves to Olive and says good morning, and Olive says

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Speaker 1: I lift Olive up to.

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Speaker 5: Put her into the car seat, so she's facing towards

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Speaker 5: the man who was walking past his dog, and she yells,

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Speaker 5: Mummy has a hairy front bottom. And I don't think

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Speaker 5: I can turn.

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Speaker 3: I'm frozen.

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Speaker 5: I can't turn, I can't make eye contact with him.

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Speaker 1: But what I hear is him say.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, lovely, And I think, shall I put my hand

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Speaker 5: over your mouth?

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Speaker 1: What do I do?

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Speaker 5: Olive shouts again, Mummy has a hairy and I'm trying

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Speaker 5: to cover her mouth. Mummy has a hairy front bottom.

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Speaker 2: Mum never turned around.

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Speaker 5: I didn't make eye contact with him.

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Speaker 1: There was no other.

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Speaker 5: Words that came out of that man's mouth. He was

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Speaker 1: Do I need to move house?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 3: Cool mom. First of all, there's a couple of questions

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Speaker 3: there isn't there.

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Speaker 1: Because it's funny. We all hear the same audio, but

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Speaker 1: we all just compute it so differently, Like, what is

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Speaker 1: the biggest issue here?

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Speaker 3: What a beautiful moment.

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Speaker 2: I love the awkwardness. I would have celebrated that awkwardness,

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Speaker 2: and you can feel it through the video of her

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Speaker 2: talking about it. This went on to receive over five

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Speaker 2: thousand comments, and what's great is the comments are in

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Speaker 2: support of her, with people sharing their own stories. So

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Speaker 2: one comment was, my daughter told the police officer that

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Speaker 2: her mum has the same silver bracelet as him in

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Speaker 1: Oh the handcuffs.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's great, that's great. Was a cop.

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Speaker 2: My five year old son walked in on a woman

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Speaker 2: going to the bathroom and shouted, why is she peeing

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Speaker 2: out of her fur?

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Speaker 3: Oh? My daughter, can you see them.

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Speaker 1: Through the tom first for your sense, If anyone and.

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Speaker 2: My daughter found an adult friend of mine and took

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Speaker 2: it to school and pretended she was Harry Potter and

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Speaker 2: was casting spells?

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Speaker 1: What's it called? I can't recalling? Man, what's the I

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Speaker 1: can't know a spell? No, there's another one. What's the

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Speaker 1: other one?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 1: Maybe the dead?

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Speaker 3: This is just one that's Len would have five?

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Speaker 2: What five of those spells?

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Speaker 3: Just in his sleep? Did you go to draw?

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Speaker 2: God's a briefcase? Under his paul?

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Speaker 1: I was on ah.

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Speaker 2: I was on a packed bus the other day with

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Speaker 2: you pooed your pants last week?

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Speaker 3: Mom?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, were you just in those situations?

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Speaker 3: You're right, Kate? If you laugh with that, and you

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Speaker 3: know the person walking pass has a laugh as well,

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Speaker 2: Twenty four ten? If you've been in this situation, my

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Speaker 2: front of several people, Nan, why do you have a

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Speaker 2: beard on your nuts?

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Speaker 1: Did you say that? Oh?

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Speaker 2: My friend?

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Speaker 1: Can we just do this till night, because I've actually

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Speaker 1: got a story to share as well.

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Speaker 2: That may friend, your sanitary tales is elbow and knee pads.

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Speaker 2: Incorrectly not knowing what she was doing for a skateboard.

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Speaker 1: What that one.

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Speaker 3: She's gone down at the local skate park.

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Speaker 2: And put the kids is.

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Speaker 3: Salad.

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Speaker 1: It's not Sally, you idiots.

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Speaker 3: I thought we thought you were in character.

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Speaker 1: Then do you want me to tell my story now? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's just embarrassed just in Garrison because we go down

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Speaker 1: down to Tasmania to go to the museum Monor museum

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Speaker 1: and I don't know if you've been before. It's amazing

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Speaker 1: the have you seen. Am I allowed to say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's a wall a wall of vaginas.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's a wall of front bottoms.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I allowed.

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Speaker 2: To describe it.

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Speaker 7: I think medically it's the medical terms, so you can

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Speaker 2: I'm cool with that.

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Speaker 1: Let's grow up. Yeah, and I have got one, so

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Speaker 1: I'm allowed to say it as loud as I.

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Speaker 2: Like, congratulations, thank you.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, we're at the museum and we're perusing the

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Speaker 1: It's so it's really really crowded, right, and I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: and you want to look, you want to look like

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Speaker 1: like all of that stuff in my head. Daughter. I've

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Speaker 1: never moved so quickly. By the way, my daughter points

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Speaker 1: at one and goes money.

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Speaker 2: That's just like you.

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Speaker 1: I've never never hit her, I know it's I know,

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Speaker 1: it's like slapped her arm down so quickly because the

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Speaker 3: I had no idea that you had, that you had

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jules is in the Blue Mountain Welcome Jewels.

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Speaker 3: Well, hey, guys, your.

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Speaker 2: Kid three under the buses? Did they mate?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I was in Cols with my daughters, was about

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Speaker 4: two and I dropped this like humongous fart, was like

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Speaker 1: Then as the word humongous, shattering.

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Speaker 2: Shattering, that's a pretty unique category to billion jewels.

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Speaker 3: You can you can hear how proud Jewels is of

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Speaker 3: what he did. Tony and Penrith, what happened to you Tahn?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, good morning guys. It was a few years ago now.

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Speaker 8: We were introducing ourselves to ourselves the new neighbors, and

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Speaker 8: my son was riding his scooter around. He came over

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Speaker 8: and he stood patiently, and we thought he was just

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Speaker 8: neighbors and he goes on my dad's penises this big

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Speaker 8: and your jeens he gave. I was proud of him,

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Speaker 8: and he really gave me a good wrap. General wife

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Speaker 8: But I'm thinking, this is good. He's got my back.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, your neighbors, your front, Oh, welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: How are you good? We were looking at a unit

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Speaker 1: the rent and my son told the real estate.

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Speaker 8: Agents that I fought in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Did that helped get the unit over the line car or.

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't use that one.

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Speaker 3: That's what we need.

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Speaker 1: I think kids know exactly what they're doing. If you're

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Speaker 1: they just you think they're cute riding up on this scootera.

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Speaker 1: They don't know anything they're so they don't even know

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Speaker 1: what they're saying.

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Speaker 2: You know that they are exactly what's going on. Oh

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Speaker 2: we've got one more. Emily and Helensburg, Hello, and what happened?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 5: My son he's only eighteen months old, so he doesn't

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Speaker 5: know many words, but he definitely knows what a big hairry.

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Speaker 8: Hunson looks like.

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Speaker 4: And we're in the bus the other night.

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Speaker 8: And he just pointed and said.

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Speaker 6: By days.

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