Speaker 1: Oh, it is the day of love, Jack, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I am single, but I believe in love, the sort
Speaker 1: of love that means that I'm catching up with my
Speaker 1: girlfriends tomorrow.
Speaker 2: How good.
Speaker 1: I'm going to kiss all my kids Gallentine's Day. I'm
Speaker 1: going to see my sister. You know, real love. I'm
Speaker 1: here today with you and tom My real loves you.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, Twisted, bitter and twisted. You appeared
Speaker 1: on the Today Extra Show this morning with the Great
Speaker 1: Sylvia I can't remember her name, Jeffries, Sylvia Jeffries and
Speaker 1: DC and DC, David Campbell and.
Speaker 2: Our newsreader on this very show, Michelle Stephens is also
Speaker 2: on My God.
Speaker 1: It was an over fist. It was, and this is
Speaker 1: what you had to say.
Speaker 2: Jack's Day so much. I am single, and I am bitter,
Speaker 2: and I'm loud and proud about it. I have rallied
Speaker 2: up the gays and the girls, and We're going to
Speaker 2: see our true love Charlie XCX tonight this day.
Speaker 1: Ignore this day, twenty four to ten, give us a call,
Speaker 1: say gooday, and try and be more bitter than our
Speaker 1: very own Jack child.
Speaker 2: I actually am not that bitter about it. I was
Speaker 2: just having a laugh.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have fun with your gaze and your giars
Speaker 1: and just.
Speaker 2: Forgetting on there with us. We have one hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty dollars vouches to inter Flores.
Speaker 1: That is something we can all get behind.
Speaker 2: Toby.
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: It's Valentine's Day, but not everybody's full of love.
Speaker 3: Chrissy say today, Ah, Jack.
Speaker 1: Swan, it's good to be single. It's good to be
Speaker 1: single on Valentine's Day because you can be happy for
Speaker 1: everybody else, but you just get to have your.
Speaker 2: Own jam you know exactly right, hang out, like I said,
Speaker 2: with my girls and gays and go to Charlie XCX.
Speaker 2: Tom and I are going.
Speaker 1: Did those helium hearts disappear?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen them still in the office time.
Speaker 1: Take them home and put them in my kid's bedrooms,
Speaker 1: because they are the true loves of my life, apart
Speaker 1: from you and Tom.
Speaker 2: Of course, Jack, thank you.
Speaker 1: You're a bitter, twisted man.
Speaker 2: I'm really not.
Speaker 1: You know you hate this day. You said so on
Speaker 1: national television. I hate Uncle.
Speaker 2: Jamie, yes, this day so much. I am single, and
Speaker 2: I am bitter, and I'm loud and proud about it.
Speaker 2: I have rallied up the days and the girls and
Speaker 2: we're going to see our true love Charlie XX tonight
Speaker 2: this day.
Speaker 1: And what you need is one hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 1: worth of magical flowers, because that is the universal language
Speaker 1: of love. From Into Flora Steah, Hello, Yes.
Speaker 4: Hi, how are you go?
Speaker 1: I'm good? Are you bitter?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I wish I was great?
Speaker 1: Come on, tell us, tell us about Valentine's dad.
Speaker 2: Get angry?
Speaker 4: Nothing is going right. Everything was okay, running smoothly. Both
Speaker 4: of the cars wanted to break down this morning, and
Speaker 4: we're going to do same. We're going tonight and it's
Speaker 4: just nothing going right and it's like great out of
Speaker 4: all days today.
Speaker 1: Well, I've got good news for you on this terrible,
Speaker 1: terrible day. You've got one hundred and fifty dollars worth
Speaker 1: of magnificent flowers from Into Flora. Into Flora was like
Speaker 1: the first flower place that I ever knew about. Really
Speaker 1: Into Flora the World's greatest flower. Sure that was the
Speaker 1: first jingle that.
Speaker 2: Was quite stunning. And also Into Flora deliver on the
Speaker 2: same day gift gifts as well.
Speaker 1: We love that good on your staff. Hello, Beck, Hello,
Speaker 1: how are you okay talk to us about all the
Speaker 1: things you can't stand about Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6: Really, it's a complete raught. If I was a florist,
Speaker 6: of making that swute fortune because you're charging astronomical prices.
Speaker 6: If I was a restauranteur, I'd be charging a premium
Speaker 6: and you know what, people will pay it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just visdicuous, like it's.
Speaker 6: Just completely overrated. No, it's just a waste day to celebrate.
Speaker 1: Please remember this bitterness when a magical bunch of interfloor
Speaker 1: of flowers are delivered to your door, and then you'll go, oh,
Speaker 1: actually it's not that bad. Well, yes it is nice.
Speaker 1: It is nice.
Speaker 2: On Beck's point, remember to support your local florists across
Speaker 2: the year too, correct, because I love my flowers and
Speaker 2: I'm always going to my florest. But I think a
Speaker 2: lot of people just focus on this day supporting them.
Speaker 1: You know how you brought your mum a big bunch
Speaker 1: of hydrangeres for her birthday that I was obsessed with them.
Speaker 1: And remember I found two bunches in my local florists
Speaker 1: five dollars each. I put some bleach in the bottom
Speaker 1: of the water. Do you do that?
Speaker 2: And I've never heard of this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I put a teaspoon of bleach in
Speaker 1: and they are still okay, the hydrangers and it's been
Speaker 1: nine days.
Speaker 2: That is a brilliant Valentine's Yes, it is. You must
Speaker 2: do it, Okay, I will.
Speaker 1: Hello, Annette, let's finish with you, beautiful. Why is this
Speaker 1: day not as bad as everyone makes out?
Speaker 3: But it's my birthday?
Speaker 6: But it always overrides my birthday?
Speaker 1: Oh no, same with people that have bought on New
Speaker 1: Year's or Christmas Day exactly. Well, why don't you just
Speaker 1: change the way you think and see all of these
Speaker 1: people with smiles on their faces and beautiful new jewelry
Speaker 1: and big bunches of flowers and think, oh, they didn't
Speaker 1: have to go to all that trouble. I know that
Speaker 1: I was born and it was special.
Speaker 3: But wow, yes, amazing.
Speaker 2: And yet we're sending you a bunch of flowers for
Speaker 2: your birthday? How good is that? Into Flora get Valentine's
Speaker 2: Day flowers and gifts delivered on the very same day.
Speaker 2: Are you excited in that?
Speaker 7: I'm so excited.
Speaker 8: Thank you guy.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Netty, Thanks guy. Good on your dawn.
Speaker 2: She's going to have a few savvy beasts. Tonight I
Speaker 2: can kill She's.
Speaker 1: Already had Chrissy Swan show. Gracie Abrams is this daughter
Speaker 1: of J. J. Abrams, who's a famous Hollywood director, and
Speaker 1: she's got a famous boyfriend too, Tom, can you google
Speaker 1: who Gracie abrams boyfriend is and at the end of
Speaker 1: this segment we will reveal her.
Speaker 2: So she's a full bay.
Speaker 1: Oh she's very talented. Come on, is she? Stop it?
Speaker 1: She's been writing songs since she was in primary school.
Speaker 1: I reckon I could do or elementary school.
Speaker 2: Oh, you are really bitter today today?
Speaker 1: Wow, Tom, I think we know why I have the boyfriend. Now,
Speaker 1: if you'd like to direct he was the boyfriend, it
Speaker 1: is Paul Mescal stop it.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love so happy again.
Speaker 1: And because I'm so like you know, literal, I thought
Speaker 1: because he played the gay guy in that film that
Speaker 1: I always forget the name. How good is it? Did
Speaker 1: you weep?
Speaker 2: I think I must have been in like a sassy
Speaker 2: mood because I didn't but Jones the other day, So
Speaker 2: it depends on the day.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I thought he was gay.
Speaker 2: Oh and he's not.
Speaker 1: With a chance, apparently ridiculous. I want to talk about
Speaker 1: hosting core. It is the trend of twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: that I can get behind. In fact, I believe I
Speaker 1: started it. No, I believe I'm an early adapter because
Speaker 1: I started this last year.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I wasn't across this until you introduced
Speaker 2: it to us on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it either, because I'd.
Speaker 2: Love homewares and croppery and stuff like that. I just
Speaker 2: didn't realize it was a full ear. People are entering it.
Speaker 1: Is And if you're wondering what it is it is
Speaker 1: over the top, Well, it's not over the top. It's
Speaker 1: putting together really beautiful table decorations, having people you love
Speaker 1: over to your house, really showing them via food and
Speaker 1: presentation how much you love them. Yes, And also the
Speaker 1: added element of at any point when your friends want
Speaker 1: to come over, you must have a secret stash of
Speaker 1: I have Bickford's Call and a soda stream which I use.
Speaker 2: The soda stream is key, so and that means.
Speaker 1: That you're always ready to entertain. And I also have
Speaker 1: secret snacks that I hide from the kids.
Speaker 2: Oh, like a secret snack box that you have in
Speaker 2: your don't you have one in your secret.
Speaker 1: I've got my secret. I've got the other things in there,
Speaker 1: but I've got a secret snack draw where I keep
Speaker 1: you know, chocolate and whatever that I don't want the
Speaker 1: kids to steal. But also I've got like, you know,
Speaker 1: some nice crackers, a good packet of short bread, some
Speaker 1: nice chips, okay, so that if anyone comes over, I
Speaker 1: have that for them.
Speaker 2: As someone that doesn't drinkst you know, do you keep
Speaker 2: like a bottle of fresh fizz in the in the
Speaker 2: fridge in case I'm coming over? Like, is there a
Speaker 2: bottle of morm there? If someone walked in with like
Speaker 2: a glass of champagne or no?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Of course there is?
Speaker 2: Okay? Great.
Speaker 1: I love that I have twelve bottles of Chardonnay constantly
Speaker 1: cold and champagne.
Speaker 2: Because Jane Hawk could walk in at any point.
Speaker 1: At any point, and that's just enough to cover one
Speaker 1: evening with her. I because you know, we get sent
Speaker 1: champagne a couple of times a year for big events,
Speaker 1: and I snabble it up and put it in my
Speaker 1: collection and it's always very good staff and I don't
Speaker 1: pay a penny for it. I just save it for
Speaker 1: Jane Hall.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start coming over more.
Speaker 1: Anyway, what really cemented me in my hosting coret era
Speaker 1: was we went to an event hosted by a company
Speaker 1: called in the Roundhouse. Yes, I cannot recommend checking their
Speaker 1: website every five minutes as I do, because there's new
Speaker 1: stuff all the time, and it is the most beautiful cutlery,
Speaker 1: different and settings, plates, bowls, platters, everything and all sorts
Speaker 1: of colors and themes, and they do that beautiful kind
Speaker 1: of Italian words and lemons and it's heaven.
Speaker 2: It's heaven. And I also like that they're not They're
Speaker 2: not a company that just goes super modern like I've
Speaker 2: got my mum sort of an old school styled butter.
Speaker 1: Yes, the butter dish amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's worth checking out thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Are you going crazy for this host core stuff as well?
Speaker 1: Are you host call mad? Michelle?
Speaker 5: I am so hostcre mad.
Speaker 1: Tell me the most crazy you've been, most recently.
Speaker 5: Recently, because I've been doing this all very long time.
Speaker 5: Christmas time, so every Christmas I will have a scene.
Speaker 5: This Christmas was red and pink bone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Michelle, I'm going to show you. I'm
Speaker 1: going to show Jack a screenshot that I've just taken.
Speaker 1: Please tell Michelle what is on my list of things
Speaker 1: to investigate?
Speaker 2: Michelle. It's a beautiful plate with a red circle around
Speaker 2: it and a red bow in the top left corner,
Speaker 2: and it comes in.
Speaker 5: From a center island. Aldi.
Speaker 1: No, it's from in the Roundhouse.
Speaker 5: Oh, I love it. In the Roundhouse.
Speaker 1: Well, I've got good news for you. I've got news
Speaker 1: for you, Michelle. We are lucky enough to have been
Speaker 1: given some vouchers for in the Roundhouse, and I've got
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars for you to spend there.
Speaker 2: And I know, Michelle, as a Valentine's Day gift from
Speaker 2: me to you, I'm just going to give your business
Speaker 2: a little plug grays with Michelle, because I believe you've
Speaker 2: sent something into a radio station before that I've consumed.
Speaker 5: Oh really, yeah, well you have?
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, Michelle, You're You're amazing. Get online immediately. Hello Brook,
Speaker 1: Hello are you hoste? Are you mishosting Core twenty twenty five?
Speaker 6: Absolutely talks has been I know.
Speaker 1: Isn't it great? Talk us through your favorite theme.
Speaker 7: And a Melfie slash Italian yeah slash Sicilian white lotus
Speaker 7: kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, okay, so I'm interested in the table
Speaker 1: decoration there, like the plates, I understand, but what sort
Speaker 1: of different heights and stuff do you do? How do
Speaker 1: you achieve that?
Speaker 5: I always have fresh citrus.
Speaker 7: We grow our own citrus trees, so there must always
Speaker 7: be fresh citrus and all the foliage as well, plus herbs.
Speaker 7: And then they're cut in half for the knife and juicy, yes,
Speaker 7: and they give that you know, Mediterranean feel. And then
Speaker 7: you've got lots of different mixed vases and glasses and
Speaker 7: flowers and I'm obsessed with bows.
Speaker 1: Two hundred dollars to spend it in the roundhouse for.
Speaker 6: You, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Happy Valentine's Day, Brook.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go shopping right now.
Speaker 3: The Creasy Swan Show, The Creasy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: I hope I get better at this now you won't.
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Speaker 1: The thing is, I do all my work on my phone,
Speaker 1: so I don't know how to use these things. And
Speaker 1: I'm not good with the with the look. I'm making
Speaker 1: up excuses. We have got a brand new laptop from
Speaker 1: Harvey Norman to give away. And isn't it exciting when
Speaker 1: you get that giant box and you crack it open
Speaker 1: and it makes that amazing sound?
Speaker 2: Yes? Hey, whoever wins out of our two contestants today,
Speaker 2: I'd like to recommend they pop their iPhone on record
Speaker 2: mode and when they receive this laptop, they on box
Speaker 2: it like a TikToker.
Speaker 1: Absolutely influence of OURBS quiz master is Tom. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the microphone.
Speaker 2: Hello, how are we?
Speaker 1: This is your big break? You know you ready to
Speaker 1: goriyon and start it up? Everyone's watching. I am playing
Speaker 1: for Danny and commiserations already. You know I'm very very
Speaker 1: bad at this game. Dan Oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: She is, And Paige, I am playing for you and
Speaker 2: I've got a good feeling.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go, shall we? Question number one? Yep?
Speaker 10: What is the highest grossing Broadway show of all time?
Speaker 2: High schoolIn King Jack is correct? One point to ask page.
Speaker 1: Can we gi've donny something? There is a runner up price,
Speaker 1: there is a run Okay, all right, great, okay?
Speaker 10: Question number two points when purchasing a gift card on
Speaker 10: the Harvey Norman website, what is the maximum amount you
Speaker 10: can purchase? One hundred dollars maximum?
Speaker 1: Says about blank, Oh my two hundred incorrect?
Speaker 10: Four five hundred dollars Jack, that is correct, two hundred.
Speaker 10: On the Harvey Norman website, Oh my love, page, you've
Speaker 10: won a laptop.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Tell me why you need this new laptop.
Speaker 11: I've had my previous laptop for twelve years, and I'm
Speaker 11: studying my master's in education and on maternity leave, and
Speaker 11: it's my old that top is just not cutting it.
Speaker 11: Oh paid work.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you. Won't believe how good this is.
Speaker 1: Your laptop is from twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2: That is unacceptable, page. I'm so glad you've won. Happy
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day. Tom, speak to our loser.
Speaker 1: Now, Danny. I am so sorry, No problem, you are fine.
Speaker 4: I'm believed in undred percent.
Speaker 6: Socrats the page she really deserves.
Speaker 10: Danny, We've got a one hundred dollars hour from Harvey
Speaker 10: normand fear you still don't go home empty handed.
Speaker 4: Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2: As we were not here yesterday, we have one more
Speaker 2: Laptop lottery to play Swanning. It is on Monday, register
Speaker 2: by the Nova player up and maybe, just maybe Chrissy
Speaker 2: could win it for.
Speaker 1: To train all weekend. Chrissy swan So let's talk cut
Speaker 1: ashy and got Chrissy's clique first up, Hot off the presses.
Speaker 1: Today they are working overtime. Apparently Bianca and Kanye headed
Speaker 1: for split spill.
Speaker 2: I do keep seeing that headline everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been years though.
Speaker 2: Well but today especially it's someone's leaked something, because every
Speaker 2: news outlet's reporting that.
Speaker 1: But they looked so happy at the Grammys after party
Speaker 1: with a giant pendulous boosies out singing adele and it's
Speaker 1: a sentence. It's weird to say. My sister came over
Speaker 1: last night and she said, you know, Bianca, Kanye's wife.
Speaker 1: She went to Carrie.
Speaker 2: Livy was shocked.
Speaker 1: Livy was absolutely shook because I said, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: she grew up in que which is just a suburb
Speaker 1: around the corner from us.
Speaker 2: The person I meet has a connection to her or
Speaker 2: knows her. She was a gal about town.
Speaker 1: How old is she?
Speaker 2: Oh, I think she's early thirty, Yeah, thirty three. I
Speaker 2: want to say, wow.
Speaker 1: I might have nearly run over her many many times
Speaker 1: on Barker's road. Anyway, thirty years age, she's thirty years ag.
Speaker 2: Eighty years age? You reck?
Speaker 1: Okay, so all right, don't give up your age job.
Speaker 2: Stick to answering the phone.
Speaker 1: Top Lotto glean Ridge, Hey.
Speaker 2: Thirty years age? She is thirty years old.
Speaker 1: She has thirty years So Yanni who is their publicist?
Speaker 1: Can we just have a moment's silence for publicists called
Speaker 1: Yanni diad? Can you imagine how much he loves being
Speaker 1: the publicist?
Speaker 2: I don't know. After the week Kanye has had that,
Speaker 2: you could love that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, busy, they love it.
Speaker 2: Oh, even with all the awful stuff that's happened, they oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: That is their time to shine. In fact, I think
Speaker 1: some publicists make up scandals just to give themselves some juice.
Speaker 1: In Jorenaline, Russia, Yeah, so he'd be very, very thrilled,
Speaker 1: and he's working over time. He has said no truth
Speaker 1: to the rumors. Yay and Bianca are in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: about to enjoy Valentine's Day together. Announcements about their private
Speaker 1: life will come from them directly, not un sourced rumor
Speaker 1: in the tabloid press. Unwritten. But you can ask me
Speaker 1: about it at any time, says Yanni.
Speaker 2: It's slid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so look, we'll see. We shall see. Now, Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 1: do you remember just last week at the super Bowl? No,
Speaker 1: this week at the super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: My day, god, it seems like ten years ago. Super
Speaker 1: Bowl was on Monday, and my queen and savior Taylor
Speaker 1: got booed. And it seems to be an honor reserved
Speaker 1: for very popular, rich, ambitious, intelligent women.
Speaker 2: It's so biganic and just so common and gross. I
Speaker 2: do not like it, so foul.
Speaker 1: Cast your mind back to the Tom Brady roast and
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian spoke at that, and this was the reaction
Speaker 1: that she got.
Speaker 12: I know, a lot of people make fun of your hate.
Speaker 1: Alright, h who who already? That is disgusting, that's awful.
Speaker 1: The article in front of me, says, the crowd audibly booed,
Speaker 1: audibly sounds like it's entire stadium full of people.
Speaker 2: It's a raw.
Speaker 1: She has commented on how this made her feel.
Speaker 12: I thought I was going to get up and give
Speaker 12: a toast and leave. That was the whole plan. And
Speaker 12: then I was like, well, I can't leave because then
Speaker 12: I'm going to look like a poor sport that I
Speaker 12: couldn't handle anything.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, when's it over? I have a plate.
Speaker 13: But you know, there's also a narrative that you went
Speaker 13: to Netflix and asked them to remove all the booing.
Speaker 3: No, I could care less.
Speaker 1: Let me live my life. It happened.
Speaker 12: I don't erase what happened. It was fun to be
Speaker 12: a part of it, and I did it. I never
Speaker 12: have to do it again.
Speaker 1: At the time. At the time, though, I feel like
Speaker 1: there was rumors of romance.
Speaker 2: Between her and Tom. Yeah there were, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Not that there's any excuse, but I feel like that
Speaker 1: was I Thank God, how gross? Don't boo people ever?
Speaker 9: Ever, As one showal thing tastes better than fresh bread
Speaker 9: from Baker's Delight baked by real bakers.
Speaker 3: Chrissy Songs Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling so positive today, and I am recovering from
Speaker 1: a little bout of i'm gonna say food poisoning that
Speaker 1: I had yesterday. That explains my day off. But you
Speaker 1: know when something bad happens to you and then you
Speaker 1: wake up and you feel okay and you're alive and
Speaker 1: you're just so grateful for your life again. To be living, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'd be not feeling as bad as you did the
Speaker 1: previous twenty four hours. So I'm really I'm flushed with that.
Speaker 1: It is Valentine's Day. I've got so many people in
Speaker 1: my life that I love. I'm a lucky girl. And
Speaker 1: it is Friday, and that means it's Fresh Friday. I'm
Speaker 1: going to show you a little reminder that I've had
Speaker 1: in my diary for well, I'm going to say at
Speaker 1: least a few weeks. It's don't read the other ones.
Speaker 1: Read the third one from the top. Don't read how
Speaker 1: much I pay mortgage that comes out today. Don't read that.
Speaker 2: I'm reading Oh at three pm, Dolly Parton and Sabcap collaboration. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't believe you actually put this in your calendar.
Speaker 1: Yes I did, and just don't say it out loud.
Speaker 1: But have a look at the number underneath for my
Speaker 1: mortgage repayment.
Speaker 2: It's making me sweaty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, correct. Anyway, Look whatever, who owns their house not us?
Speaker 1: This is Fresh Fridays. It is in honor of all
Speaker 1: the delicious fresh stuff that you can get baked on
Speaker 1: site at your local Baker's Delight and it is the
Speaker 1: Short and Sweet. Deluxe version of Sabrina Carpenter's amazing album
Speaker 1: was released today on Valentine's Day. Our Little Sweetheart and
Speaker 1: I've been looking forward to this forever. Dolly Parton and
Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter have collaborated on a version of Please Please Please,
Speaker 1: and we are playing it for you is release today.
Speaker 1: Doesn't get fresher than that.
Speaker 2: Turn this up for your Friday afternoon and also call
Speaker 2: us thirteen twenty four to ten if you'd like to
Speaker 2: play Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's give away bum bag? Shall we.
Speaker 3: Chrissies Quizzy?
Speaker 1: Hello Mary?
Speaker 2: Oh no, in a Valentine's Day tragedy, my phone box
Speaker 2: is just frozen. Oh no, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: It is now official, Meir and Mary? Why your bug? H?
Speaker 5: You're funny?
Speaker 1: What a great song? Where are run? DMC? Did you
Speaker 1: love it when that song came out?
Speaker 2: Or do you do?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: I always think we love it? Oh okay. I often
Speaker 1: find sometimes when your name is in a song and
Speaker 1: everyone sings it to you, you get really over it.
Speaker 7: Not you Mary, Mary, Mary, quite contrary.
Speaker 1: You're a good Catholic girl too, aren't you?
Speaker 9: Mary?
Speaker 8: How do you know that?
Speaker 1: Because you know?
Speaker 2: Guys, I just lost the Let's move on from this chat.
Speaker 8: Hello Linda, Yes, hello.
Speaker 1: Lynder Lender. Why your bug again?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Hey, let's give one to use a bum bag? Your
Speaker 1: names are your buzzeres. It's the best of five, meaning,
Speaker 1: first person to get three answers correct wins the game.
Speaker 1: They Christy with you Mary, and with you, Linda?
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2: What about me?
Speaker 1: No, not with you. He sees what you do.
Speaker 2: He doesn't agree to be gay for him.
Speaker 1: You're burning in hell anyway. Oh no, aren't we all though? Girls?
Speaker 2: Hard we Question number one, which.
Speaker 1: Australian premier was grilled for forty minutes like a sausage
Speaker 1: at Bunnings this week.
Speaker 3: Yes, just sinker Allen correct.
Speaker 2: And then she just walked off at the end, saying
Speaker 2: we're done. She's over it.
Speaker 1: A great exit, We're done.
Speaker 2: Really, I'm going to take my head, turn up to
Speaker 2: your own life and answer the question dur at a
Speaker 2: press conference.
Speaker 1: Oh, turn up to your own life, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: But what a great way to end anything.
Speaker 2: We're done done. Question number two. That is one point
Speaker 2: to Mary.
Speaker 1: It is Valentine's Day to day Mary, out of a
Speaker 1: score out of ten, where ten is fully romantic and
Speaker 1: booked up and one is sad cat lady, where do
Speaker 1: you sit?
Speaker 8: Number one?
Speaker 1: Number one? Me too, Linda? Where are you?
Speaker 7: I've got to be up there with the number eighth
Speaker 7: because there's a double celebration happen for us.
Speaker 1: Oh see, now I'm intrigued. Sorry, Jack, I know you
Speaker 1: want to get out of here, but I know you're
Speaker 1: we're done. But what's what's the second one? Linda?
Speaker 7: Oh, habby his birthday the next day.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's going to be a launchy weekend at
Speaker 2: your house, Linda.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, it's going to be special. We're going to
Speaker 7: you know, spend time as a family. I could say,
Speaker 7: like's going to be lovely for the kids of just
Speaker 7: your in some little love notes. Little kids when they
Speaker 7: get home from a little surprised with some chocolates.
Speaker 1: Well, make sure you've got a little surprise for your
Speaker 1: husband as well, Linda. If you know fluffy question number two,
Speaker 1: Every day you reckon which Jesus keep it clean? Clearing
Speaker 1: Linda's kids. I don't want to hear this about Mom
Speaker 1: and Dad.
Speaker 3: Question number two, which.
Speaker 1: Flower represents Valentine's Day? Mary? Yes, Mary, Yes, it's a
Speaker 1: red road. It's sure is none for you though?
Speaker 2: Question number three, This is for the win.
Speaker 1: Mary, Katie Perry talks about Valentine's Day in this song. Yes,
Speaker 1: Linda teens dream. That was back when Katie was good.
Speaker 1: Question number four, how many ribs does a human skeleton have?
Speaker 1: Very hard unless you might know it of by heart.
Speaker 2: Really, you just double the one side you got to know.
Speaker 8: Guess?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, Okay? Is that Linda or Mary?
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 2: Twenty one?
Speaker 1: It's not going to be odd twenty one? Mary and Mary?
Speaker 1: Wow se Question number it's twenty four. By the way, scorchick,
Speaker 1: you were just.
Speaker 2: Not close enough. Question two points to marry one point
Speaker 2: to Linda. Question number five is for the win.
Speaker 1: Mary, name the actress behind the character eleven on Stranger
Speaker 1: Things Be if she's also married to John bon Jovi's son.
Speaker 2: Correct, Now you.
Speaker 1: Don't know it's Millie Bobby Brown. Question number six, Manila
Speaker 1: is the capital city of which country?
Speaker 3: Linda?
Speaker 1: Yes, Linda Philippe.
Speaker 2: Correct, okay. Question number seven is the tiebreak winning question.
Speaker 2: It is two points to marry and two points to Linda.
Speaker 1: Ad pa fum and orde toilette are types of what Yes, Linda,
Speaker 1: perfume it is correct. What do they say if you've
Speaker 1: supposed to put a little dab of perfume behind your knees?
Speaker 1: Why anyway, You've got the bumbag, Linda.
Speaker 2: But because it is Valentine's Day, I'm going to send
Speaker 2: you both a one hundred and fifty dollars voucher for
Speaker 2: Interflora get Valentine's Day flowers and gifts delivered on the
Speaker 2: same day on you. Now, I'm going to go rogue
Speaker 2: and play our favorite Katie Perry song because we just
Speaker 2: played a snippet of it then and I want to
Speaker 2: hear it in full.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're going to talk about Valentine's Day next as well.
Speaker 1: Thirty thirteen, twenty fourteen. Are you a one or a
Speaker 1: ten on the scale of old cat Lady versus loved
Speaker 1: up with plans?
Speaker 2: I love it The Chrissy.
Speaker 1: Swan Show im an next trick. You're listening to the
Speaker 1: Christy Swan Show on Nova. What a great choice. We're
Speaker 1: talking Valentine's Day. I'm not doing anything. Actually, I was
Speaker 1: going to take my daughter to the movies.
Speaker 2: I couldn't sort it out. It out. I'm taking Tom,
Speaker 2: our producer and one of my closest mates, to Charlie XX.
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna be that's so drunk. I mean,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for the invitation.
Speaker 2: You would hate it. We're in a mosh Are you kidding?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I would hate it.
Speaker 2: I'm even feeling sick about it. But I love Charlie,
Speaker 2: so I'm committing to.
Speaker 1: Whenever I'm in a busy, moshy place like that. All
Speaker 1: I can hear is my low voice going, excuse me, sorry,
Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me? Oh, oh, I'm sorry? Oh oh
Speaker 1: are you okay? Anyway, we're talking Valentine's Day and you're
Speaker 1: either one or the other. You're either a one out
Speaker 1: of ten, which is single, no plans, or you're a
Speaker 1: ten and you have you know, your name was called
Speaker 1: over reception and there's a flower delivery for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good fear name Liz.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hi, Hi Chrissy.
Speaker 5: How are you How.
Speaker 1: Long have you been with someone? Oh?
Speaker 5: I've been about twenty five years.
Speaker 1: Oh, and you still celebrate it Valentine's Day? On you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing tonight?
Speaker 5: We're going to Prohibition in Campbellwell, oh.
Speaker 1: No, nice, do you know that one? I do? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's up near the corner of.
Speaker 2: Post here.
Speaker 8: So we're we're no, no, no, So we're going there,
Speaker 8: going there for dinner.
Speaker 1: Liz, what do you like to eat?
Speaker 2: Then? Don't have time to ask about Please have a
Speaker 2: beautiful evening. We're going to send you one hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty dollars out inter Flora get Valentine's Day flowers and
Speaker 2: gift delivered the same day. Swani, let's go to Joanne.
Speaker 1: Joanne, what are you a one sad cat lady or
Speaker 1: ten loved up?
Speaker 8: I'm a red hot ten?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Why I get my beautiful red eight red roses my
Speaker 8: Heart Chocolates and it gives me one hundred dollars a
Speaker 8: sextillion for his surprise check.
Speaker 1: Now come then, hey, stay on the line. I've got
Speaker 1: a few recommendations for that.
Speaker 2: Wow, Joanne. Definitely, I'm going to send you a double
Speaker 2: pasta Bridget Jones maud about the boy only in Cinnama
Speaker 2: is Now it's really great. You're gonna like, you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna love it. And you don't need the fly because
Speaker 1: you've got the eight roses Kimmy, look at.
Speaker 5: Me, Look at my, Chris, look at me.
Speaker 1: What happened to you today on Valentine's Day that has
Speaker 1: made you come in at a number one?
Speaker 8: I think I'm a negative one. Christy. I had a
Speaker 8: date canceled at nine am this morning?
Speaker 1: Okay was it canceled by text?
Speaker 8: By checks? And you know what I did? I went
Speaker 8: online to the dating app to have a look at
Speaker 8: his profile. I looked two hours later just what time
Speaker 8: he'd been on the dating apps two hours earlier to
Speaker 8: get her offer.
Speaker 1: Oh Kimmy, God, damn him. You are not a one,
Speaker 1: You are a ten and we are going to send
Speaker 1: you one hundred and fifty dollars voucher to spend on
Speaker 1: the most magnificent arrangement from into Flora. Write a card
Speaker 1: from someone else and get it delivered to your work.
Speaker 8: Christ you are one of the loves of my life.
Speaker 1: Adore you. I love you too, Kimmy.
Speaker 2: Have you Valentine's Day? Everybody? We hope you're night? Is
Speaker 2: aun't you? Or really boring?
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: We love your emails slid into our dms. The Chrissy
Speaker 1: Swan Show on install Let's do it Jack, Yes, Chrissy's correspondence, Yes,
Speaker 1: send us, Send us as many emails as you can.
Speaker 1: Earlier on in the week, I was in Sydney. Were
Speaker 1: speaking at a conference like a real proper professional, and
Speaker 1: what did you soup? Needed some help? I ended up
Speaker 1: wearing it creased because I couldn't.
Speaker 2: Did you ask the hotel staff like I said too, Swanny, No,
Speaker 2: they would have had a steam or an iron for you.
Speaker 1: I know there was an eyen, but you know I
Speaker 1: can't use it. I didn't want to burn it anyway.
Speaker 1: How's this, Kiri says, girl, use a hair straightener to
Speaker 1: iron your pants?
Speaker 2: What a good IDEA great tip.
Speaker 1: I love how you've had a little sip of romantic prosecco.
Speaker 2: No, that's not prosecco, that's apple juice.
Speaker 1: Oh well it's apple tice.
Speaker 2: How good is that song that?
Speaker 1: Speaking of stuff that we haven't had for a while, Carmens,
Speaker 1: they discontinued my favorite flavor and I've gone through. No,
Speaker 1: I haven't used it yet. I've got one sachet left.
Speaker 1: It is used by day. It's twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Two, and you're better than that.
Speaker 1: Spoke about it this week, Kiara says, did you ever
Speaker 1: try this? It was so delicious. It is a thing
Speaker 1: called chicken Supreme and rice. It looks like shit, looks
Speaker 1: like something that someone deposited on the footpath outside a
Speaker 1: nightclub in Fortitude Valley at three in the morning May
Speaker 1: by a company called Vesta. Good on you. I revealed
Speaker 1: this week and today in fact, that I'm in my
Speaker 1: host court era you are. It's the trend of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. It means that you know how important different
Speaker 1: heights of vases are on a dining table, and you
Speaker 1: may or may not use a striker plate. Do you
Speaker 1: know what that is? No, it's like a big plate
Speaker 1: that goes under all the other plates that nobody eats off.
Speaker 2: Ah, I never heard of that. I love that.
Speaker 1: See how hardcore I am?
Speaker 2: You're into it?
Speaker 1: How about this? Jennifer says her favorite theme. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: just had an absolute brain faith. Then Jennifer says her
Speaker 1: favorite theme is Italian Feast. Me too, Yeah, I've got
Speaker 1: all the bits and bobs, things that say Mellis Simoor
Speaker 1: and Manja shoo shoo bell. And she sent me a
Speaker 1: photograph of the Christmas menu. Slight problem. It says menu Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh no, j mould have said Christmas menu. But see
Speaker 1: if it had Christmas menu, it wouldn't have fit in
Speaker 1: the oval, So I get it. Jennifer. Anyway, I have
Speaker 1: not gone to the effort of printing menus, but that's next. Jennifer,
Speaker 1: are you across?
Speaker 2: Can you could get on Canvor and do your own menus?
Speaker 1: I've downloaded the app. I can I just go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, and to take a big fart.
Speaker 1: Jamie heard us talking earlier on in the week about
Speaker 1: the man in the UK that suffered life threatening injuries
Speaker 1: due to his hairless sphinx cat, and he says, we
Speaker 1: have three sphinxes and they're gorgeous. They do feel like
Speaker 1: a raw took, though, and in summer if they sleep
Speaker 1: too close, they get kind of stuck to you. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, like little chafy things like your leg on
Speaker 1: a hot car seat. I think I liken them to
Speaker 1: Scroton in summer. Yeah cool, let's finish with this one.
Speaker 1: Yesterday we replayed one of our SMTD segments from a
Speaker 1: few weeks ago, so much to discuss where I bagged
Speaker 1: Katy Perry's song Okay and you did.
Speaker 2: I said it was the worst song I've ever.
Speaker 1: Heard we both did. And Emma says, ham listening in
Speaker 1: the car, and my kid just goes, who did he say?
Speaker 1: Is horseshit?
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha?
Speaker 1: And Mum said, hey, Katy Perry, he said her song
Speaker 1: is horseshit. Thank you for the new term for my
Speaker 1: eight year old, says Emma.
Speaker 2: Welcome the Crispy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: It is Valentine's Day, it is Friday, the weekend is here.
Speaker 1: Ricky lead, Tim and Joel are minutes away. Could it
Speaker 1: get any better?
Speaker 2: Yes, we just enjoyed Pussycat Dolls. I don't need a man,
Speaker 2: and I must mention it.
Speaker 1: I had forgotten. I'd forgotten this song. We've worked up
Speaker 1: the sweat. I saw a little snippet. No play the
Speaker 1: clickbait opener, and I'll start with the snippet. I saw, okay,
Speaker 1: Chrissy's clickbait, so you know, apropos of nothing. I want
Speaker 1: to talk about Nicole Scherzinger, please. I saw a little
Speaker 1: snippet of her singing defying gravity. She is unbelievable in
Speaker 1: the voice box department.
Speaker 2: Mate, there is no Pussycat Dolls without Nicole.
Speaker 1: There actually isn't. Jim Or they came into the studio
Speaker 1: and we worked together on breakfast and how many other
Speaker 1: women were there. I've got no idea how many other
Speaker 1: people in the band who cares? They had nothing to say.
Speaker 1: They looked embarrassed that they were on tour, that they
Speaker 1: didn't deserve it.
Speaker 2: And she looked embarrassed to be with them, because I
Speaker 2: don't know if you remember we met her twice. We
Speaker 2: met her once alone. She was fantastic, she was lively
Speaker 2: for a chat, and then when she walked in with
Speaker 2: the other girls, like the year later, she was a
Speaker 2: shell of a human embarrassed to be with them.
Speaker 1: And the other ones were like trying to speak and
Speaker 1: it was. It reminded me of when Ricky Lee toured
Speaker 1: with the Young Divers. There was only there was only
Speaker 1: one superstar in that lineup. Let's be honest own, Let's
Speaker 1: move on to Jojo Siwah. Yes, she is in Sydney
Speaker 1: at the moment. I shouldn't know better. Have a scroll
Speaker 1: through our instagram the Christy swanshow if you want to
Speaker 1: see Jojo Siwa trying to teach me how to dance.
Speaker 2: She was one of my favorite guests over my radio career.
Speaker 1: I agree, she was so much fun. I was sorting
Speaker 1: out my daughter's bedroom last night, and I came across
Speaker 1: a huge stash of Jojo Sewat greetings cards. It's just
Speaker 1: got a like a cartoon face of her going calm
Speaker 1: as a bitch. Anyway, she is in Sydney with her
Speaker 1: new GF girlfriend and she has been snapped by the
Speaker 1: paps crossing the road as if she's been walked like
Speaker 1: a dog.
Speaker 2: I'll show you how to.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that says about their relationship, but
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: It says that they are going to be having a
Speaker 2: very fun Valentine's Day night.
Speaker 1: Yes they are. They look like they're having the time
Speaker 1: of their lives. Isn't new love wonderful? It is if
Speaker 1: you're celebrating a new love today, plenty, Good on you,
Speaker 1: Good on you.
Speaker 2: Shout out to you, Yeah, shout out to you.
Speaker 1: It only goes downhill from there, doesn't it. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about Gaga please. I've been meaning to learn that line
Speaker 1: from her new song Abracadabra.
Speaker 2: Which line is it?
Speaker 1: It's like, it's she does that thing that I love
Speaker 1: when she does it, she talks nonsense. It's called gargai
Speaker 1: ish abra.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: What does it mean?
Speaker 2: It means she had a really big night and decided
Speaker 2: to write a song.
Speaker 1: I'm going to learn how to say it, and then
Speaker 1: I'm just going to walk up. I'm going to do
Speaker 1: this next week. I'm going to walk up to people
Speaker 1: in the kitchen and then they say, how are you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, abracadabra a googagaana gogle google anyway,
Speaker 1: she I mean she is a huss loot from way
Speaker 1: back shoes, and you can tell. And this is what
Speaker 1: she had to say about how she used to basically
Speaker 1: force herself into rooms where there were opportunities.
Speaker 13: My whole day was spart training to get those gigs,
Speaker 13: and I just I would knock on door after door
Speaker 13: after door and just say can I please play here?
Speaker 13: Or I would call and pretend I was my manager.
Speaker 13: Successfully I would tell people. I'd be like, she's so
Speaker 13: hot right now, and sometimes I would do like an
Speaker 13: accent and yeah, I mean I would do anything to
Speaker 13: get booked.
Speaker 1: I love this so much. It reminds me of when
Speaker 1: you were going for your first job and you're fifteen.
Speaker 1: You just put cvs everywhere, sad resumes that go I'm
Speaker 1: a dedicated, punctual person. I am the annual committee at school.
Speaker 1: It's all you can offer. But guess who gave me
Speaker 1: my shop for my first job, The Great Baker's Delight.
Speaker 2: They did too, they did.
Speaker 1: They gave me my first job and it was amazing.
Speaker 2: Hey Skaga was speaking to Sean Evans there, who hosts
Speaker 2: a show called Hot Ones where you try all the
Speaker 2: different spicy hot chicken wings. Oh, how do you think
Speaker 2: you'd go doing that?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: I love it? I love yeah, I love a wing.
Speaker 1: Not as much as Ricky Lee, not as much as
Speaker 1: Ricky Lee. Gilter, who's coming up next.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the guys, are up next. Have a beautiful
Speaker 2: weekend morning and happy Valentine's But I.
Speaker 1: Love you, I love you more, See you one day.
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