Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason Lawrence starting morning. The right away.
Speaker 1: Is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred. Well, good morning and
Speaker 1: happy foraday everybody.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jason, Good morning, mister stand away. We are
Speaker 3: Lauren less again this morning. Poor thing is still off.
Speaker 3: We miss your loads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sending our best to Lozzi.
Speaker 3: So lad show continues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well nothing wrong with that, No exactly.
Speaker 3: I mean to be honest, sometimes we're more.
Speaker 1: Metro, yeah, la we are more feminine. Yeah we really are. Hey,
Speaker 1: Harry read the West Coast got fined one thousand dollars
Speaker 1: for flipping the bird to the gabba crowd. When was
Speaker 1: the last time you flip the bird? It feels good, Jason, No, no,
Speaker 1: it's kids.
Speaker 3: It triggers me. My mum back in the day broke
Speaker 3: the tendons.
Speaker 1: In two of her fingers, so she couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it was permanently up.
Speaker 1: What Yes, So she'd got to meet someone and.
Speaker 3: She broke the tendant in the middle the bird finger
Speaker 3: and then her pinky, so wherever we went she would
Speaker 3: walk around just yeah.
Speaker 1: People thought that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The problem The problem is like if we were in
Speaker 3: traffic and then she'd do a thank you, ways, thanks that,
Speaker 3: thanks letting in.
Speaker 1: She broke two tendants, so have a good day.
Speaker 3: It was a cross between watching my eighty year old
Speaker 3: mother flip the bird and do a shucker because she
Speaker 3: had the two.
Speaker 1: That you can't you should do it, tribute. I'm doing
Speaker 1: it for mum.
Speaker 3: Can you not flip the bird to the sky and
Speaker 3: say it's a tribute to my deceased mother? Anyway, Harley reed,
Speaker 3: that was all of us at the funeral mission.
Speaker 4: Mum.
Speaker 1: It's attendance, it's attendance, attendant, attendance, tendon. Hey, so when
Speaker 1: was the last time you did it? No, I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good in traffic. I am big on a
Speaker 1: thank you wave though, Yeah, I love it, massive on
Speaker 1: a thank you wave. You got to do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've not that you should do this, but
Speaker 3: I've had someone before where I haven't.
Speaker 1: Let sorry, I've let them in and they haven't done it,
Speaker 1: and they haven't done it, and you do you give
Speaker 1: a passive, aggressive thank you, thank you wave. Well, thank
Speaker 1: you for that, thanks for waving. You have a good day.
Speaker 3: Yep, we're on the Monash. I even went to get
Speaker 3: off at their exit. I was like, hang, on. Let's
Speaker 3: not be that guy. Let's not be that rage.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I've started with a ball of energy, haven't
Speaker 1: I What's wrong? What was it that coffee to see
Speaker 1: some mother? I would say, Yes, you've started strong, Clint.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to give her a thank you?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Sorry, I'll see myself out. This is you,
Speaker 1: big boy.
Speaker 3: I miss you, Lauren. I miss you so much. Ay
Speaker 3: coming up today? Oh we got a money to go?
Speaker 3: Are your chance to win cash? Plus we're going on
Speaker 3: a family holiday. I'm very excited about this. We are
Speaker 3: going together around Clint.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are, we are. I'm so pumped, but less
Speaker 1: pumped about seeing Melbourne blow. I must admit. On Saturday
Speaker 1: night playing the Bombers, I was putting my tips in
Speaker 1: for this weekend. Do you know what? I'n't done tips
Speaker 1: for years? And it's that feeling I get when I
Speaker 1: get to Melbourne. I'm like, oh, head or heart head? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta win this thing. Yeah I'm already lagging. I
Speaker 1: saw you're on thirty. Oh really, yeah you're sort of
Speaker 1: mid table. I'm on ten. Last year I beat you too.
Speaker 1: Who's the sports jugalist around here? Honestly? Journalist in yeah.
Speaker 3: All right, so your chance to when you way to
Speaker 3: gather around that is coming up this morning. I'm talking
Speaker 3: flights a calm. You'll be staying with us. We're traveling together,
Speaker 3: and we go on the footy together. All you have
Speaker 3: to do is listen out for the footy horn. The
Speaker 3: airhorn we could blaster is it? We could blast it
Speaker 3: at any point a minute air horn the minute we do.
Speaker 3: Hit the phones and you join us on the trip
Speaker 3: here at nov what's the weather looking like for tomorrow? Clint?
Speaker 1: Tomorrow? You ask pretty good? I did pretty good. I
Speaker 1: mean today tops twenty three exactly what I asked. Check
Speaker 1: the app?
Speaker 3: What's the weather for tomorrow? Clint?
Speaker 1: Stand by wow thirty?
Speaker 3: Hello, how's it looking for the weekend?
Speaker 1: What do you think? I am the Bureau of Meteorology.
Speaker 1: I'm doing everything else, Lawrence, Sorry, lift what you know?
Speaker 3: Pull your weight with my game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's expressed. The weekend's looking a little bit wet.
Speaker 1: Showers on Saturday, Sunday twenty four, twenty.
Speaker 3: Two tomorrow, blue skies tops of thirty. We will take it.
Speaker 3: You're listening to Nober one hundred. It is Jason Clint
Speaker 3: this morning, Lauren is still away. We're sending a love.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: I rattled this morning.
Speaker 1: What's upset the apple cart? That's another expression, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm what what's wrong with me? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: you're going to do beheading by seven. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: aiming for.
Speaker 3: I got three kids at home under eleven. I've got
Speaker 3: an emotional wife, and I've got a young child in
Speaker 3: here this morning, who's a man child?
Speaker 1: So much fun and it is I'm actually overheating in here.
Speaker 1: It is just are you're right? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It is just gone eight past six, and I'll just
Speaker 3: give you an insight intoms because you're you're a single lad. Yeah,
Speaker 3: no kids, this is my morning so far at eight
Speaker 3: past six, I've got how many miscalls and text messages?
Speaker 1: Well, there's six six miscalls? And how many texts?
Speaker 5: Are?
Speaker 3: They give me eight texts?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: And because that phone was ringing ringing, the phone has
Speaker 1: not stopped. It was like I was in a mass
Speaker 1: arge parlor. It was vibrating so much.
Speaker 3: My eight miscalls, Well.
Speaker 1: That's what's happened.
Speaker 3: My three year old is going through what they call
Speaker 3: sleep regression, where you think you're in this little patch
Speaker 3: and they're sleeping and it's like we've done it. We've
Speaker 3: just moved him from a cot to a bed.
Speaker 1: So it's a he's lulled you into a false sense
Speaker 1: of security.
Speaker 3: Exactly, and then you start to love them again and
Speaker 3: then he's.
Speaker 1: Like, surprise, I'm ready to play.
Speaker 3: And the problem is now he's in a bed. He
Speaker 3: can get out, but he can't get out of his
Speaker 3: room because so he should.
Speaker 1: It's not jail. It's like pentridge or something.
Speaker 3: Somehow breaks through the cable ties. I don't know how,
Speaker 3: damn you. And the problem is like he can get
Speaker 3: out of the bed, but the door handles at our
Speaker 3: place are quite high, so he can't get out of
Speaker 3: his room two o'clock in the morning, and he doesn't knock,
Speaker 3: he just goes. So it honestly sounds like the police
Speaker 3: are raiding our house.
Speaker 1: Question here, does he does he toilet himself? Does he
Speaker 1: toilet himself? Does he go to the toilet by himself?
Speaker 1: Don't dad the parents call it toilet? Come on, you
Speaker 1: need to go toilet? Does he have a nappy on
Speaker 1: at night? Yes? Okay, as I was thinking he might
Speaker 1: need to go the toilet.
Speaker 3: R Does he toilet himself. You know, he's got a
Speaker 3: nappy on at night. But then what he does is
Speaker 3: he is three. They're just scared, you know. So you
Speaker 3: get him, you put him back in his bed. You're like,
Speaker 3: all right, mate, back to sleep. And then this is
Speaker 3: where the mind games begin because he doesn't want you
Speaker 3: to leave. So he goes, Dad, need to go the
Speaker 3: toilet now two in the morning. I'm like, just pish yourself.
Speaker 1: You were in a nappy in ten years, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be in your and I continue now I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be getting out of bed. Yeah, well you
Speaker 1: see's yourself with that.
Speaker 3: Actually, just go go. But he also knows that you
Speaker 3: don't want to tell him that because all day you've
Speaker 3: been teaching him not to do that.
Speaker 1: I get you again, mixed messages.
Speaker 3: So then all right, let's get out of the bed.
Speaker 3: We're off to toilet himself, and then you've got to
Speaker 3: get him back in bed. Then it's new nappies.
Speaker 1: It's just so what time is this, Like, what time
Speaker 1: does this start?
Speaker 3: About about one thirty, just as you're getting to be
Speaker 3: your third night club.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, gracious, yeah, funny, funny enough. At about
Speaker 1: three o'clock. It's about the same time you yourself, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm sort of thinking about, KFC. Yeah, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not for me.
Speaker 3: It's called Levin Clenn.
Speaker 1: What's it called again, lit regression.
Speaker 3: Sleep, regression, torture.
Speaker 1: No, honestly, I feel like I've just spent the night
Speaker 1: at Guantanamo. Well he has, because you've locked him in
Speaker 1: his cot.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Melbourne. You are on the air with and
Speaker 3: Laura and Clint here as well, just gone twenty past six.
Speaker 3: Ticket Tech is a place to go if you want
Speaker 3: to head to the Avalon Air show this weekend. Huge
Speaker 3: crowds expected. It's always a ripping weekend. They're an Avalon
Speaker 3: and look. In the lead up to it, we want
Speaker 3: to set this opportunity to surprise a bit of a
Speaker 3: character who we've had on this show over the years. Nick,
Speaker 3: the aeroseexual. You might have heard him on the show.
Speaker 3: This is the guy. He's a grown man and he's
Speaker 3: been building a flight simulator in his spare bedroom at home.
Speaker 6: Nick, Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 7: How are we got the flight simulator up and running.
Speaker 1: In what's the latest?
Speaker 6: Yeah, flight simulators up and running, not to what I
Speaker 6: wanted at at the moment. I'm having some technical diguguties
Speaker 6: at the moment, but I am getting there. It's definitely
Speaker 6: half up and going and enjoying my flights into the
Speaker 6: Gold Coast.
Speaker 3: I remember we put you on the first Bonza flight.
Speaker 6: That's right, you're sure, yeah, yesterday.
Speaker 7: Do you get excited about the air show?
Speaker 6: Air show? Guys, actually just thinking about that this morning.
Speaker 6: I've got my tickets all lined up ready to go.
Speaker 6: My departure time from where I live to the airport
Speaker 6: to Avalon is about two thirty am. I should get
Speaker 6: out there about four four thirty for an eight o'clock start.
Speaker 8: So hang on, You're going to get to Avalon at
Speaker 8: four thirty in the morning, so you're first in line
Speaker 8: for the.
Speaker 6: Air shows, mate, Guys, I've got to be first in line.
Speaker 6: I'm like a school kid. I've got my cap, my
Speaker 6: t shirt, my backpack, my drink bottle. I'm ready to go.
Speaker 7: I'm what are you most excited about seeing?
Speaker 1: This is good.
Speaker 6: The most excited about seeing is actually the look. I'm
Speaker 6: more about commercial airlines, as you all know. But when
Speaker 6: it comes to the Avalon air Show, they bring some
Speaker 6: of these Japanese fighter planes over. You've got some areos
Speaker 6: sonic planes coming over. It's really a mixture of everything,
Speaker 6: and the best thing is that is seeing it live
Speaker 6: in action. Right on the side of the runway. We
Speaker 6: get to place your chair for the day by the
Speaker 6: recall racing planes. It's really really great atmosphere for the day.
Speaker 3: Nick, I reckon, we can do better one up here
Speaker 3: than you sitting by the runway.
Speaker 1: Nick, Nick, Nick, our aerosexual.
Speaker 8: How would you feel about this?
Speaker 1: This year we want to send you airborn.
Speaker 2: No way.
Speaker 1: We have spoken to the Australian Air Force and we
Speaker 1: are sending you up in the rules Stop playing.
Speaker 6: You're kidding me.
Speaker 1: You're getting airborne.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8: The Rulettes. I mean, they're the guys we say in
Speaker 8: the sky.
Speaker 7: They're amazing. I do all kinds of tricks and clips.
Speaker 6: You can go, mate, I'm cheane, I'm there. I'm already
Speaker 6: packing my back as your fake. I'm going now. I'm
Speaker 6: going to wait an extra two weeks.
Speaker 1: Nick, you are getting airborne with the Australian Air Force.
Speaker 1: We're sending you up with the Rulette Squadron.
Speaker 6: Fantastic, Thanks so much, guys. This is amazing. Oh my god,
Speaker 6: this is anything better than my word? I could do.
Speaker 6: My god, this is amazing. I'm there, baby, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: caap me in and I'm going to have that pro cam.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm going to film the lot.
Speaker 8: Nick, what are you going to eat beforehand? You don't
Speaker 8: want to get travel.
Speaker 1: See he's Tom Cruise. Here's your top gun.
Speaker 7: What are you going to have in your diet to
Speaker 7: prepare to join the rule leg?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm actually fasting at the moment eighteen hours a day,
Speaker 6: so I might have to skip that just to put
Speaker 6: some protein in my guts just for that flight. I mean,
Speaker 6: you don't want to go a milkshake in five No.
Speaker 1: We've always said a milkshake is a meal.
Speaker 6: Don't have a milkshake, brother, But no, I probably will
Speaker 6: might throw down an apple and you know it might
Speaker 6: tast a couple of red bulls.
Speaker 1: Give your red bulls. I then you'll throw up the apple.
Speaker 3: Mate.
Speaker 1: Well look we love you, Nick.
Speaker 3: And this as soon as this came across the desk,
Speaker 3: we're like, this.
Speaker 7: Is we've got to send the error.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a.
Speaker 6: Treat, So mate, guys appreciate it. Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: You've made my day. You've made my whole year like
Speaker 6: nothing's going to top to.
Speaker 8: All right, Well we can't wait for a four of you,
Speaker 8: but go pro on your head and see how it goes.
Speaker 8: We can't to hear about it.
Speaker 3: Me getting airborne with the Australian Air Force roulettes, Nick,
Speaker 3: aerosexual buddy, have fun in the sky.
Speaker 8: You got your aviators ready, top gun style.
Speaker 6: My got my avi I's ready. I'm going to have
Speaker 6: my GoPro on the helmet. I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: fly that baby.
Speaker 1: No, So, guys, that call with Nick was two weeks ago.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, is he gone up in the plane yet?
Speaker 1: Yesterday he went airborne and he joins us. Now, Nick,
Speaker 1: how was it made?
Speaker 6: Fantastic? Guys, that was amazing. I had the best time. Honestly,
Speaker 6: I can't thank you guys. That never enough for the
Speaker 6: amazing opportunity. It was life thrilling and it was, oh
Speaker 6: my god, it was the best, especially being in old,
Speaker 6: such an old aircraft, the nineteen fifty six window. I
Speaker 6: went up in what's what year?
Speaker 1: Sorry, what year?
Speaker 6: Nineteen fifty six? That was bilorn and built under the
Speaker 6: west Gate Bridge. Do you bomb Fisherman's Bend? No, I didn't.
Speaker 6: So I actually did have an air sickness bag, but no,
Speaker 6: it had a few gs there, so I was under
Speaker 6: a few g's on on the fly. But it was yeah,
Speaker 6: no sickness.
Speaker 8: We're just watching a video of you. They have fully
Speaker 8: kissed you out in.
Speaker 1: Like an army guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, full full flood the guy's helm with the lot
Speaker 6: the wings are the gloves and everything.
Speaker 3: To start off with.
Speaker 6: I was a bit shaky because going up in an
Speaker 6: aircraft so old. But I was under the command of
Speaker 6: Wing Commander Adrian Birch, who's been in the Air Force
Speaker 6: for forty four years.
Speaker 1: Where did you sit on the airplane?
Speaker 6: So I sat right next to the parlor, side by side.
Speaker 6: It was a bit of love cat with her knees.
Speaker 7: But yeah, did he let me touch anything or did
Speaker 7: he say nixt I got to fly?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, so I a couple of half barrel roll
Speaker 6: shut up.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, there you are. You're controlling it.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's me controlling it over the robe there.
Speaker 1: So, Nick, was this like a dream come true? Mate?
Speaker 5: It was?
Speaker 6: Honestly, it's like quite simple in real life.
Speaker 7: Honestly, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 6: Better you guys know, what I'm like with the Gold Coast.
Speaker 6: But this is better than the Gold Coast.
Speaker 8: Just for some context, Nick, when he says flying to
Speaker 8: the Gold Coast, it's in a simulator.
Speaker 7: Real plane.
Speaker 8: This is amazing. Was this one of the coolest things
Speaker 8: you've ever done in your life?
Speaker 6: This is a this is you know, between me and you, guys,
Speaker 6: this is probably better than my wedding.
Speaker 7: We won't tell you what.
Speaker 3: We won't tell I'm so glad we got to do
Speaker 3: this for you. You've been a long time friend of
Speaker 3: the show. You're always on call whenever we talk planes,
Speaker 3: and this was just really cool that we've got to
Speaker 3: make this happen.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, honestly, guys, I can't thank you enough. I can't
Speaker 6: thank to one hundred a bas point called and everything
Speaker 6: in between, the ADF personnel, Shannon at Mint Partners and
Speaker 6: having the time out there at Ava Comedia. It was fantastic, Nick,
Speaker 6: really really good.
Speaker 1: Nick question.
Speaker 3: Yes, if we go to war and they have to
Speaker 3: call you up, can you operate the plane?
Speaker 6: Mate? I'm there, I'm there in the window. I'll get
Speaker 6: it out of the Rack Museum.
Speaker 7: Hopefully we're not using that for the wall.
Speaker 1: The defense budget's a little.
Speaker 8: Bit now if just before we let you go, could
Speaker 8: you just give us a quick We're just landing into
Speaker 8: Melbourne and across arms and disarmed doors or whatever they say.
Speaker 6: Alrighty, let's give it a go. What are we coming
Speaker 6: into Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 6: Very good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Melbournehere the
Speaker 6: local time. It's just going on nine to forty am.
Speaker 6: We're coming across Melbourne now. Please remain seated as the
Speaker 6: captain has switched us off seabot signs and the aircraft
Speaker 6: has come to a complete stop. Please take it caution
Speaker 6: when opening overhead compartments, as your luggage may have moved
Speaker 6: throughout the flight. I'll be half of the cabin crew
Speaker 6: and the captain would like to thank you for flying
Speaker 6: with us today and welcome to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Just listening.
Speaker 8: He's not a pilot nor a host here, just a
Speaker 8: plain enthusiast. Good on you, is our erosexral Well done.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten jays interested to hear from Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Was there a job you were doing that you didn't
Speaker 1: last long? In O as in pulled one shift, two
Speaker 1: shifts maybe and then shown the door straight after this
Speaker 1: on the back of F one ace Liam Lawson, who
Speaker 1: was happily employed by Red Bull, one of the big
Speaker 1: constructors in the Formula One Championship.
Speaker 3: How well was he?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a news he's a new driver, Kiwi boy.
Speaker 1: So he's been dropped after two races. He crashed out
Speaker 1: in Melbourne and then finished sixteenth at the Chinese Grand
Speaker 1: Prix second race, second race. He's been shown the door already.
Speaker 1: That's that's sad. He's been demoted to the Junior Racing
Speaker 1: Bulls team and Yuki Sonoda has taken his place already.
Speaker 1: It's a ruthless industry. It's ruthless, but really only you know,
Speaker 1: you imagine the conversation.
Speaker 3: Like, how do you actually I actually had a made
Speaker 3: of mine age who got a job at Channel nine
Speaker 3: your your evil empire. He lasted a day.
Speaker 1: He was an editor and he was working out of
Speaker 1: the Sydney Channel nine. Yeah, and apparently apparently apparently don't enough.
Speaker 3: They've moved to nicer facilities over there. They have, right,
Speaker 3: because where they used to have Channel nine, wasn't it
Speaker 3: like a little village.
Speaker 1: It was a it was like it was so weird.
Speaker 1: They were like little huts. It was little cottages.
Speaker 3: Like a caravan park around. So was it like did
Speaker 3: Channel nine by the street and all the houses or
Speaker 3: did they literally the top of a mountain and they
Speaker 3: built this little community Willoby Yeah, yeah right, and you
Speaker 3: drive around a commune.
Speaker 1: It's not a commune. It was a television station. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there was. There was just seven little cottages. Like there's
Speaker 1: funniest home videos exactly.
Speaker 3: Cottage. Yeah, there's a jumping pillow.
Speaker 1: There's a big satellite dish right in the middle.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Why don't know?
Speaker 1: We commune, like, isn't it? It is?
Speaker 3: So from what I gather, the editing department was underground
Speaker 3: because he signed up to be an editor at Channel nine.
Speaker 3: He got his little swipe card post for the ID photo,
Speaker 3: walked in down into the bows of Channel nine and
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, I'm sitting down here, no windows, No,
Speaker 3: this is not for me.
Speaker 1: He just did a you eat walk straight out. Didn't
Speaker 1: give it a chance. Oh that's a bit one day.
Speaker 1: Got to give it a day, one day in and out,
Speaker 1: third and twenty four to ten. How long did you
Speaker 1: last in your job? Like was it a short, short experience?
Speaker 3: How many jobs you had?
Speaker 1: I've had too So your first job out of school
Speaker 1: was Channel nine? Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I've been therefore started in two thousand and one. What
Speaker 1: are we now? Twenty four years?
Speaker 3: Do you think you've got Stockholm since?
Speaker 1: Probably? Probably? I mean if you count, if you count
Speaker 1: our experience at the other place, three yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: like a raised.
Speaker 3: We don't count that name. So how many years of
Speaker 3: Channel nine twenty four would you been the longest? Say?
Speaker 1: Oh, no, hitch one hundred and twelve. He's been there
Speaker 1: since he was an infant.
Speaker 3: And did they build the commune around Dickie Wilkins or
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten is our number? How long have
Speaker 3: you lasted in the job? I'll tell you what. If
Speaker 3: you're on a job site this morning to like, hey bar,
Speaker 3: remember we flicked that apprentice after three hours? Give us
Speaker 3: a ring and tell us why.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: In return, I got free stuff to go this morning?
Speaker 3: How about two hundred dollars Anaconda vouchers, which is pretty cool,
Speaker 3: pay less and you can play more this east thanks
Speaker 3: to Anaconda. I've also got Coked vouchers to go as well.
Speaker 3: You want to score some of those? Thirteen twenty four ten?
Speaker 3: How long did you last? In a job. And if
Speaker 3: it wasn't you, how long did someone last at your workplace?
Speaker 3: Until you see turtles? How long have you lasted in
Speaker 3: a job? Thirteen twenty four? Ten is our number.
Speaker 1: The pressure can get to you, jas and some you know,
Speaker 1: it's just like pack it up, go.
Speaker 3: Home, Meg, good morning. How long did you last?
Speaker 1: Longing?
Speaker 4: I lasted in my job approximately three hours?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 1: What was the job? Firstly?
Speaker 4: I was going in for a hairdressing apprenticeship.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it seems pressure. Yeah, it also seems more
Speaker 3: glorified than it is. Your job would have been to sweep,
Speaker 3: sweep up the hair and wash.
Speaker 2: Oh is that all it is to begin with?
Speaker 4: That's pretty much all it is.
Speaker 1: What about those lovely scalp massages?
Speaker 4: That is a learning curve?
Speaker 3: I love scalp marrier.
Speaker 4: I also didn't know going into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, and what you just said, No, this isn't
Speaker 3: for me, I'm out.
Speaker 4: It was that particular salon had which I now went
Speaker 4: into the industry afterwards. Yep, in a different place, and
Speaker 4: that someone in particular has a bit of a.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, gotcha. Cut. It wouldn't be just cut, no,
Speaker 1: anything with a cardboard cutout of Grant Dan, you're in
Speaker 1: the window just cut is okay by me?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: The just cuts of Westfield, south Land. I don't know
Speaker 3: Grant if he's still signed up as the ambassador, but
Speaker 3: that little cardboard cutout still the window and it's looking sad.
Speaker 3: Third aight, twenty four to ten? How long did you last?
Speaker 3: There's a very funny story I want to get to
Speaker 3: after seven o'clock. Let's just say a newsreader's been caught
Speaker 3: doing something.
Speaker 1: Not not any old news reader.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is great. We're going to get to it
Speaker 3: in the secon first though, we're talking how long have
Speaker 3: you lasted at a job?
Speaker 1: Tash from Doraen, Good morning? How long did you last
Speaker 1: in your employment?
Speaker 9: Morning? It wasn't me, it was one of mine employees.
Speaker 9: She lasted about three hours. She went out for lunch
Speaker 9: and never came back, left her coffee cup, left everything.
Speaker 9: Can just go to where I work?
Speaker 1: Okay? Well? What was the job admin assistant? Okay? And
Speaker 1: did you give you a reason as to why or
Speaker 1: do you just never heard from her? Again? Just dust?
Speaker 9: We never heard and then we eventually got hold of
Speaker 9: the agency who we hired her through about a week
Speaker 9: and a half later and they said, no, she just
Speaker 9: didn't like it and just left.
Speaker 3: How is it? You know what, At least you get
Speaker 3: to avoid the awkward conversation exactly. I don't mind that
Speaker 3: I walked out. I was working at Channel seven as
Speaker 3: a cable assistant. Oh yeah, so like you know what,
Speaker 3: the foot you see the cameraman run up and down
Speaker 3: the sideline and then behind them they'll always be like
Speaker 3: a young little whipper Snippert told the camera cable and
Speaker 3: all my mates are get pissed on the hill going
Speaker 3: cble go and we had to set the cameras up
Speaker 3: for the horse racing. Yeah, and they're like, hey, carry
Speaker 3: these giant heavy cases to the roof of the stadium.
Speaker 1: No, thank you, no worries.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to go the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And you didn't come back ever. You could still you
Speaker 1: could still walk into Channel seven the Christmas part. You
Speaker 1: should heather into a rain.
Speaker 9: Good morning, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 1: We're good?
Speaker 3: How long do you ask in the job?
Speaker 9: Four hours?
Speaker 3: What was the job?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 10: An admin assistant And I was eighteen, so it was
Speaker 10: like thirty years ago now, and I still remember. The
Speaker 10: guy was a bit creepy and at lunch time. I
Speaker 10: went on my lunch break and myself, I'm not coming
Speaker 10: back to this job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good for you again. It just I think it's better.
Speaker 1: It avoids librating, but you do need to fill out
Speaker 1: all those paperwork. Yeah, is it worth it? Number Super?
Speaker 1: I've got Super in six different places.
Speaker 3: Where do I do? You know what? I'm just going
Speaker 3: to tick the box and use their supercom Hey, Alsia, good.
Speaker 1: Morning, Good morning.
Speaker 9: How are you both?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Not bad?
Speaker 1: How long did you last? Oh?
Speaker 9: I didn't even make it in I didn't even get that.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I got the job.
Speaker 9: But it was friend's final day and I was at
Speaker 9: a friend who was planning on having some drinks for
Speaker 9: grant final day and go out. That was more appealing
Speaker 9: than starting a job at pasta deli.
Speaker 1: What is it called pasta deli?
Speaker 11: Pasta deli?
Speaker 9: On k incidents?
Speaker 1: So taught me through it. The game's finished and you've
Speaker 1: gone no, we're going out to celebrate on.
Speaker 9: I should have actually started at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's great. You can't be made. I mean
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be. They shouldn't be asking you to Between
Speaker 1: the footy and Tortal leaning, I know what I'm doing
Speaker 1: you a speaking.
Speaker 3: Of the footy port play an esceidence tonight, Marvel's.
Speaker 1: Struggle, Yeah, the Power of the Barber's watch your money on? Well,
Speaker 1: I've backed I backed the Power apprehensively. Now this is
Speaker 1: Brodie Executive produces mob Brodie. Are they going to win?
Speaker 12: We are going to bring the lightning and we're going
Speaker 12: to bring the victory.
Speaker 1: Is over compensating and change my tip? Not a chance
Speaker 1: in health? What do you tip the bombers?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've gone the bombers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everyone, it is just gone eight past seven.
Speaker 3: Just listening to your sport there so AFL players. The
Speaker 3: suffers from Tourette's.
Speaker 1: Play to the Power was given the news yesterday. What
Speaker 1: a moment it was. Ken Hinckley, the Power coach, let
Speaker 1: him know who's in the side, and yeah, he suffers
Speaker 1: from Tourett's syndrome.
Speaker 3: I love watching those videos of the craze finding out
Speaker 3: that they're going to play for the first time.
Speaker 1: And then telling their parents as well. It's always magical.
Speaker 1: But congratulations to him. It's a tom story.
Speaker 3: Well done. Hey, coming up on the show a little
Speaker 3: bit later on this morning, your chance to win five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. Albow is going after gen Z. We're going
Speaker 3: to talk about that, and we got your chance to
Speaker 3: join us at gather Round. I cannot wait for this. Flights, accommodation,
Speaker 3: tickets to the game. We're all traveling together. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: play the horn now, no or you have to know.
Speaker 3: Don't go well, they get to tell me when I
Speaker 3: can do it. Don't go early. This is a problem.
Speaker 3: We've had your whole life today night. I want you
Speaker 3: to hold out.
Speaker 1: Maybe you but.
Speaker 3: At some point Clint, sure positive, Clint, I miss you Lauren.
Speaker 3: Lauren's not here today, and god am I missing her?
Speaker 1: You sure?
Speaker 3: It's like dealing with another child this morning.
Speaker 1: Had a lot of energy.
Speaker 3: Producers. Can someone grab that melotonin off my desk? I
Speaker 3: think it's time for Clinton. You'll see later on in
Speaker 3: the show when you Clint blast the footy horn, give
Speaker 3: us a ring, and you are on the plane. There's
Speaker 3: no stand by Lissa in the drawer. You will get
Speaker 3: a seat on the plane. You and a friend will
Speaker 3: be joining us on a family trip to gather around.
Speaker 1: Up next though a newsreader in a lot of trouble jas.
Speaker 3: We'll go there after this. On Novar you're on nob
Speaker 3: one hundred where minus Lauren this morning, poor thing is
Speaker 3: off again, sending our love and we miss your loss.
Speaker 3: It is Jason Clint with you this morning Tops to
Speaker 3: twenty three and tomorrow get this Melbourne shere back the
Speaker 3: sun will be out thirty as a top. Get your
Speaker 3: pins out, May pool party tomorrow. Slip stop slap that
Speaker 3: Ninja's lushing machine is going to get a workout.
Speaker 1: Are we actually invited or not?
Speaker 3: It's just letting you know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe next summer maybe, Hey, Jace, if Lauren was here,
Speaker 1: she'd be somewhat distracted. She does get distracted easily, doesn't she.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a nice way I put it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like even with it. We've got TVs in this
Speaker 1: studio which show the Today Show, and every now and
Speaker 1: then we'll be talking to Lauren on the radio and
Speaker 1: she'll be watching what Tim is doing the weather.
Speaker 3: To be fair, even lod says, if I'm not looking
Speaker 3: at you, I ain't listening.
Speaker 1: She's honest about it. You know. Sky News Australia, the
Speaker 1: wonderful team news team at Sky News Australia. They were
Speaker 1: in the budget lock up. Now what happens on budget
Speaker 1: night is you effectively get the budget before the public
Speaker 1: does and you get the chance to go through the papers,
Speaker 1: but it's embargoed. So let's say you're going to lock
Speaker 1: up at five o'clock in the afternoon and the budget
Speaker 1: comes out at eight o'clock, so you've got three hours
Speaker 1: to digest it and build your stories and all that
Speaker 1: sort of thing.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a fun three hours anyway.
Speaker 1: Journalist Sharon Markson from Sky shared images to Instagram of
Speaker 1: her poosing in the Sky News camera lock up with
Speaker 1: on the TV screens in the background. Channel nine Married
Speaker 1: at First Sight brilliant. It was the infamous exchange between
Speaker 1: controversial couple Athena and Adrian fighting in their apartment. The
Speaker 1: Sky News team they couldn't get enough of it, it
Speaker 1: seems ja so they were sitting there watching the OTI
Speaker 1: first site instead of taking in the budget. Yes, I
Speaker 1: love that, I mean, I understand. Oh god, you've been
Speaker 1: absolutelytracted before. Yes, I could have made of mine. I
Speaker 1: won't say his name. Chris Sipel. He's a teacher.
Speaker 3: He's a teacher, and he used to not that I
Speaker 3: can done this, but on Cup Day, this was in
Speaker 3: BRIDSB and he used to teach year eleven science, and
Speaker 3: he would send me a photo of him at his
Speaker 3: desk and the photo like sort of take it behind
Speaker 3: his shoulder and it'd be all his kids in his
Speaker 3: class doing an impromptu test, and he would have his
Speaker 3: iPhone with sky racing leitting on the teacher's desk looking
Speaker 3: at him.
Speaker 1: See, I think that's he'd be form, he'd be punting. Well,
Speaker 1: that's poor formed, because I think he should have got
Speaker 1: the kids to watch it. Now.
Speaker 3: I can't believe do they still do that in school now?
Speaker 3: Were they stopped?
Speaker 1: Or they used to? When we went to school, they
Speaker 1: used to wheel in the television. We used to watch
Speaker 1: the cup. We used to have a cup sweep in.
Speaker 1: Let's stop learning. See you get number six that little
Speaker 1: trolley and miss how Odd's work get wheeled in probability
Speaker 1: that good old days chase. I've been caught as well.
Speaker 1: Should I save it?
Speaker 3: No? I want to know all right?
Speaker 1: Last, So every Sunday I present the five o'clock afternoon news.
Speaker 1: It's like the national news and then twenty five minute
Speaker 1: news and then just recycling. Would that recycling?
Speaker 3: But you know, like doing new one.
Speaker 1: Listen to me, get my back up recycling. So this
Speaker 1: is the national national use. I think it was going
Speaker 1: to air in all states, set for the New South Wales,
Speaker 1: so a lot of people watching. But also it clashed
Speaker 1: with my beloved DT men who were playing. So there's
Speaker 1: a little television screen above the camera to the right
Speaker 1: of the camera which I asked to put on. Yep,
Speaker 1: and I wrote every bump of that Melbourne with the
Speaker 1: third quarter. Actually it wasn't as disastrous as the last quarter.
Speaker 1: But could you tell, like if you watch the news
Speaker 1: back as you're reading the story, can you tell when
Speaker 1: your house has gone up in flames in OPA my
Speaker 1: key prices sector? So silly, silly man, thirteen.
Speaker 3: Twenty four to ten. What were you meant to be doing?
Speaker 3: And what were you watching?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Good, you know what I reckon.
Speaker 1: People get married, a lot of weddings, a lot of weddings.
Speaker 1: There could be births, like birth of a child.
Speaker 3: I actually, yeah, I've got I've got a friend who
Speaker 3: her husband was watching Bathist and she was think, sweet.
Speaker 1: Well, if you sort of hold it back enough, you know,
Speaker 1: she probably wouldn't see what she kept on saying, thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten is our number. In return, I got
Speaker 1: tickets to the Australian Beer Spectacular.
Speaker 3: This is always a bit of fun. Abs, that's right,
Speaker 3: love beer, cocktails, whiskey and wine. Don't miss GABS the
Speaker 3: Great Australian Beer Spectacular April fourth and fifth.
Speaker 1: Tickets through ticket Tech Otherwise.
Speaker 3: I've got doubles to go this morning, plus I'll chuck
Speaker 3: in two hundred dollars food and Bevy vouchers for each winner.
Speaker 1: Hello, fantastic. What a day out?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? What were you
Speaker 3: meant to be doing and what were you watching?
Speaker 1: For asking Melbourne? What were you meant to be doing
Speaker 1: and what were you watching? This is all inspired by
Speaker 1: the fact that the beautiful Sky News team in Canberra
Speaker 1: they were meant to be doing the budget and they
Speaker 1: were watching maths.
Speaker 3: Blame them. This would be a good one. Robin is
Speaker 3: in packing him. Your husband was guilty of watching something?
Speaker 3: What were you meant to be doing? Hello Robin?
Speaker 1: Hey, Rob's hi?
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We're good? How are you yeah?
Speaker 11: I was about fifty years ago and I was in
Speaker 11: labor in the label Ward and my husband brought up
Speaker 11: this little portable TV you could carry around in because
Speaker 11: it was Melbourne Cup times because he was born in
Speaker 11: November and him and the nurses were watching the races.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm in labor like I'm Robin.
Speaker 11: In contractions, and they're watching the Melbourne Cups.
Speaker 1: They were watching the race, and who was up the
Speaker 1: other end? Nobody? Who was up the other end waiting
Speaker 1: for baby No One?
Speaker 11: The nurses are watching the race. So I'm just breathing away,
Speaker 11: having to.
Speaker 3: Be fair as a dad, to be fair there as
Speaker 3: a dad who's been in the best suite three times,
Speaker 3: labor ken draw like the race is a couple of minutes.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 11: Well, I can drag on, but.
Speaker 1: You don't get the right to say to be fire
Speaker 1: things swam just daring.
Speaker 3: Annie ingreats back, good morning, good morning. All right, your
Speaker 3: brother in law? What was he guilty of?
Speaker 11: He was on the phone.
Speaker 5: Watching Melbourne play Essadon at my wedding.
Speaker 1: Good on him? Is he back for the d's Yes?
Speaker 1: He guy goes out to him. You guys still together
Speaker 1: like you and the husband?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 4: Right, Unfortunately I had to convert.
Speaker 5: I had to change teams.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: Right. Did did he have a good day? Did they win?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Unfortunately he would have been he would have been bitter
Speaker 3: in the speech.
Speaker 1: To Morning Reese, Morning, what was your hobby doing?
Speaker 13: Very much like the first caller, I was in labor
Speaker 13: and had gone on a really long time. So it
Speaker 13: was about at this point, about twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: See what I mean, it drags And.
Speaker 13: He was watching mash and it must have been one
Speaker 13: of his favorites because he's seen everyone ten times. And
Speaker 13: he actually told me to.
Speaker 1: What so your he's going, darling, yeah.
Speaker 13: And looking the other way, holding my hand, watching the
Speaker 13: TV on the roof, and where's.
Speaker 3: He currently buried? In Melbourne?
Speaker 13: I can't say, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Wow, there's no coming back from that. Surely with the breathing,
Speaker 1: didn't you duck out to get like some sort of takeaway? Well,
Speaker 1: your beautiful wife was in the final stages. It wasn't
Speaker 1: the final final stage. She had like minutes to go.
Speaker 1: You say, like there's an arm hanging out. No, it
Speaker 1: was at the start of labor. This was our first
Speaker 1: child and when you go now hang on. Then was
Speaker 1: about to go into surgery and he said, if you
Speaker 1: want the EP duror, I can give it to you now,
Speaker 1: otherwise you may not get me. So we had the
Speaker 1: EP duel early and then the nurse said, look, nothing's
Speaker 1: going to happen for a little bit, so Lou, why
Speaker 1: don't you have a nap? And then she looked at
Speaker 1: me and said you should probably eat now because you
Speaker 1: know we're going to get.
Speaker 3: Into it soon. So I went to sushi train.
Speaker 1: Oh how many plays a sous? You had a couple
Speaker 1: of gios.
Speaker 3: Come to think of it, flicked on a little phone.
Speaker 1: Oh what a day for you. I was back there
Speaker 1: for the game. Did you take her back a sushi roll?
Speaker 1: I did? Actually, you're good on you, Peter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine was the opposite of the birthing. Sweet. I
Speaker 2: was having a sect.
Speaker 1: To meet, right, and who was watching a show? Well?
Speaker 2: I walked, I got flotted into the table and the
Speaker 2: surgeon had the ice hockey final of the winner Olympics.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, you want to
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a big match, Peter, I know.
Speaker 2: And it was a good game. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 2: good game. I'll give him that. But yeah, the surgeon
Speaker 2: had it on the This is back in the TV days,
Speaker 2: and so he had it up on the TV while
Speaker 2: he was using a thermal lance to play show and
Speaker 2: tell and showry.
Speaker 1: What's it called.
Speaker 2: A thermal lance it. No, he actually hit my leg
Speaker 2: with it because he wasn't paying attention and then denied
Speaker 2: it like I'd made it up.
Speaker 1: Hang on which which leg?
Speaker 3: Talking up?
Speaker 2: One of the ones that I could still feel?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Yeah, no, that's you want to be
Speaker 3: focused on the job there.
Speaker 1: Did everything go all right in the end, Peter?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They send you a letter after a test and it
Speaker 2: starts with congratulations. Oh no, congratulations you no longer have swimmers?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And who won the hockey?
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Let's head to parliament, Yeah, Canberra. I quite like Question
Speaker 1: Time in Parliament. It might be the journo in me,
Speaker 1: but I like watching it because how was to go
Speaker 1: for I think about an hour and a half each time?
Speaker 1: Bring a fish into parlim Yeah, I saw that. That
Speaker 1: was in the Senate. This is in the House of
Speaker 1: Representatives where obviously the Prime Minister and the opposition leader sit,
Speaker 1: and each day there is question Time and we're nearing
Speaker 1: a federal election, but before then a budget is handed down. Now,
Speaker 1: Anthony Alberanzi has gone on the attack and I love
Speaker 1: an insult. Paul Keening was the king of the insult?
Speaker 1: Was he at in Question time I'm a prime minister.
Speaker 1: But Anthony Albanesi has fired one across the hull towards
Speaker 1: Peter Dutton and it made me laugh.
Speaker 12: Mister speaker, they are delulu with no solulu, mister speaker,
Speaker 12: they are completely delusional.
Speaker 3: I saw this yesterday, insults and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: Well, no, see I was the other way. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's good that at least he's got a bit of personality.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: But I just go, well, that's is that a gen
Speaker 1: Z think? But he's a de lulu so lulu. Let
Speaker 1: me ask your twelve year old producer, gen Z, what
Speaker 1: is de lulu with no lulu? De lulu with no slulu.
Speaker 1: That means you're delusional? Well, absolutely no solution de lulu salulu. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: makes sense, I like, but crafty.
Speaker 3: But if he's going to be a prime minister, right,
Speaker 3: can you imagine something?
Speaker 1: He already is the prime minister.
Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, like, just the way the world
Speaker 3: is at the moment, I don't want some sort of
Speaker 3: meeting at the.
Speaker 1: I don't want some sort of stiff sitting there.
Speaker 3: But also you mentioned there at the UN Trump is
Speaker 3: there with his hand on the button and you've got
Speaker 3: your trumpy.
Speaker 1: Don't be Trump such an outstanding character.
Speaker 3: Just think you know you're the prime minister.
Speaker 1: We can't be talking that. I like it de Lulu
Speaker 1: with no s Lulu.
Speaker 3: So when it comes to throwing a bit of shade.
Speaker 1: Yes, this has got your nervous and I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: I'm highly nervous. Brody executive producer is in. He thought, well, look,
Speaker 3: good morning, Brody.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 3: If Albow can throw shade, I'm sure our listeners can. So, Brady,
Speaker 3: you have drawed the Internet overnight and found the most
Speaker 3: negative comments of people throwing shade.
Speaker 1: Now, when Jay says drawled the internet, was it hard
Speaker 1: to fight?
Speaker 12: I was on Google back to page twenty nine and beyond.
Speaker 3: Because everyone's only felt sorry for us in the last year. Yeah,
Speaker 3: not so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, So these are keyboard warriors throwing shade at Jay,
Speaker 1: Lauren Clinton, myself.
Speaker 3: Oh mate, I can't keep going with you.
Speaker 1: You want to be in the show. You don't want
Speaker 1: to be a angel. I'm an angel.
Speaker 3: Whatere do you go?
Speaker 12: From the first article, which was listed as Lauren Phillips
Speaker 12: and Clint stand Away to join Jace Hawkins in New
Speaker 12: Kiss Breakfast show. Oh no, this is from someone called
Speaker 12: The Truth. This is a good choice because Jace Hawkins
Speaker 12: is an average broadcaster who needs a strong co host.
Speaker 12: Tim followed up with a weather girl really question mark,
Speaker 12: and then Romina said why is the newsreader a part
Speaker 12: of the show? Isn't he meant to read the news?
Speaker 1: He's good to look at though. Oh good on your Alena.
Speaker 12: Then another article was You're not the first person to
Speaker 12: have a famous friend. Radio insiders slam act Kiss FM
Speaker 12: host Lauren.
Speaker 1: Phillips for name droppings.
Speaker 3: This is ruthless.
Speaker 1: This is from Jules, a D.
Speaker 12: Grade talent at best that ninety percent of Australians would
Speaker 12: never have heard of. This is from Schoos.
Speaker 1: Do freaks really watch this dribble? What age group? Are
Speaker 1: they under? Nine or ten? I mean to be fair,
Speaker 1: I was the one that asked her about Matt dam
Speaker 1: and she didn't bring it up. The next.
Speaker 12: Hide and Seek returns for a second round on The
Speaker 12: Kiss one O one point one Jason Lauren, This is
Speaker 12: from Dylan. No one has found them on radio?
Speaker 1: What makes me think that fine? When they are trying
Speaker 1: to hide?
Speaker 12: This is by far the worst show on radio I've
Speaker 12: ever heard.
Speaker 1: This one and friendly are they?
Speaker 12: This one is Lauren Phillips rating slide after glowing start
Speaker 12: kiss their fam This is from Lisa. I hate the
Speaker 12: way these two pretend to like each other they clearly don't.
Speaker 12: And then this is from Happy Days two forces right
Speaker 12: to finish it off, Happy Days. Who is Lauren Phillips anyway?
Speaker 12: All she's ever done is go up, Mary Ablett, marry
Speaker 12: some guy for five minutes, and I was engaged, engaged
Speaker 12: to some rich guy. Great CV there loss, well done,
Speaker 12: book's nearly forgot. She's Rupert Morden, Rupert Murdock's favorite girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Or to be fair, she was wasn't she wasn't as
Speaker 1: married for five five minutes. It was like more like
Speaker 1: five months. Yeah yeah she In her defense, she would say,
Speaker 1: it did not feel like you were the consistent thing
Speaker 1: with all those comments. That was like in our past
Speaker 1: life exactly. Were now at a new home, milk and
Speaker 1: that sympathy words and upwards. Very positive.
Speaker 3: Jay, all right, it is just gone fourteen away. We've
Speaker 3: got money to go and it's coming up next. We
Speaker 3: are minus LODs this morning. Big shout out to Lauren.
Speaker 3: Hopefully back tomorrow. Clinton is with me and we got
Speaker 3: five thousand bucks to go who were playing with?
Speaker 1: Let's meet our player, Jasmine from Leopold just passed beautiful Geelong.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: Oh she's excited.
Speaker 1: Are feeling smart? I'm probably come on confidence Now I
Speaker 1: read here that you might barrack for the mighty Melbourne
Speaker 1: Football Club.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I do.
Speaker 2: I hope this is not a football question.
Speaker 1: So you're a born winner, basically, that's what we say. Well,
Speaker 1: I want to give the money away, Jasmine.
Speaker 3: Have you thought about what you dropped five km?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Not at all? Okay, I guess. The first question we
Speaker 1: want to ask you what are we playing for? We
Speaker 1: can play for fifty dollars, an easy question, a medium
Speaker 1: question five hundred, or a more difficult question for five thousands.
Speaker 1: Go big go, big go big five k Let's go
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. All right, Jasmine. Rules are simple. Clinton
Speaker 1: is going to ask you a question. You will hear
Speaker 1: a three two one. Now I want to be very
Speaker 1: clear here. You have to answer in that time. Okay,
Speaker 1: if the buzzer guys, you answer after it's all over.
Speaker 1: So if you don't know, just guess, yeah, oh, get
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. Guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so gettible. This is gettible. In fact, you
Speaker 1: should get it. Don't have a think, Jasmine. The golden
Speaker 1: wattle start again. The golden wattle is the national flower
Speaker 1: of which country?
Speaker 2: Three? Two one.
Speaker 1: Jasmine?
Speaker 3: Hey Jasmine, what country do we live in?
Speaker 1: Yes? I mean you. When it comes to geography, you
Speaker 1: are close.
Speaker 6: But just it was the pause.
Speaker 1: I thought she's got this, No, no idea. It's been
Speaker 1: Australia's national floral emblem since nineteen eighty eight, so it's
Speaker 1: reasonably new. And it's why we've got the green and gold.
Speaker 1: The green and Gold of Australia is because the green
Speaker 1: leaf and the yellow wattle.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me, I know you do. Hey, Jasmine, you're
Speaker 3: not going to go away empty handed. How about we
Speaker 3: hook you up with tickets to the Kabloom Festival, a
Speaker 3: night's accommodation and a little wine too. You can go
Speaker 3: and have a get away on us.
Speaker 1: Good on you, Dar is your favorite Melbourne player, Jasment,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh it has to be Max Gorn.
Speaker 1: Good on you. Hopefully they beat the Old Suns this weekend.
Speaker 3: We need a win, you can hope, hey, Jasmine, have
Speaker 3: a great day, Dale Thank you, Eskate the Ordinary Tesla
Speaker 3: Kabloom Festival of Flowers. It's the ultimate family day out,
Speaker 3: open daily, kids sixteen and under. Our free tickets at
Speaker 3: kabloom dot com dot au. It is just going eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: Let's check you around the work. Latest in news. Good
Speaker 3: tell you what I'm gonna do with that horn? Good
Speaker 3: morning Melbourne. That is a vichy and hey brother twenty
Speaker 3: five past day. You're on Noble one hundred. It is
Speaker 3: Jace and Clint this morning. Lauren is off sending our
Speaker 3: love to the coen of the show. We miss you, Lozzi.
Speaker 3: Hopefully back on board tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Hey. That was annoying, wasn't it you? Yes, that's it
Speaker 1: been an nord morning thing. It has been, hasn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't think we just limited today. Hey, you would
Speaker 1: have heard the airhorn go off, which means one thing.
Speaker 1: Jason's get in.
Speaker 8: On all the twenty twenty five AFL gather Round and
Speaker 8: South Australia have to offer. It's a festival of footy
Speaker 8: and South Australia is ready because we.
Speaker 7: Gather around to AFL. Jason Lawrence, j.
Speaker 2: I launch you take me to gather round.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about this.
Speaker 3: Cannot wait get in on all the twenty twenty five
Speaker 3: AFL gather around in South Australian action.
Speaker 1: There's so much on offer. It's a best of look
Speaker 1: footy and.
Speaker 3: South Australia is ready to visit gather Sorry, you can
Speaker 3: visit gatheround dot AFL.
Speaker 1: You know while we're there this one you trunk. Have
Speaker 1: you been having a few words? Well really now I'm
Speaker 1: just a little excited. Don't use you know what because
Speaker 1: the plane is filling. What time did you finish last
Speaker 1: year and we went together? What time do you finish?
Speaker 1: I I was just enjoying the hospitality, the best of
Speaker 1: South Australia. Jason, you know what the city. What I
Speaker 1: love is tipping some money into the local economy. Feel
Speaker 1: the bars, feel the eateies.
Speaker 3: My favorite bit was a little bit transport looking at
Speaker 3: you at about two am, going, hey Clint, remember time difference.
Speaker 3: We're on at five point thirty at half an hour,
Speaker 3: will get your one.
Speaker 1: Here's the goat.
Speaker 3: If we take your call on the air, there's no
Speaker 3: getting on a stand by list, there's no going in
Speaker 3: the drawer. It just means you are on the plane.
Speaker 1: Including kier Le good morning.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're coming.
Speaker 9: Together around Oh my god, my heart is racing right now.
Speaker 1: That's okay. You're a Doggies fan.
Speaker 13: A mad Bulldogs fan fan.
Speaker 1: Yes, love the West.
Speaker 3: Oh wow?
Speaker 1: How long?
Speaker 13: Ready about last week's grot off by the Umpires?
Speaker 1: How long has it been since you had a little
Speaker 1: get away?
Speaker 9: A year or so? And I'll be taking my mom,
Speaker 9: So I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Well, your mom, you're bringing mom? She is scragger as well.
Speaker 9: She is, and I think she'll be with you Clint
Speaker 9: later at the night, still having some wine.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: I can see your mum on a I'm scootered with
Speaker 3: Clint at about four am on the mean streets of Adelaide.
Speaker 1: But we'll have our helmets on exactly.
Speaker 3: Hey, Carole, flights are sorted return flights thanks to Virgin Australia.
Speaker 3: We're staying at a Core hotels accommodation sort. We've got
Speaker 3: tickets to the game. We're all going together. It is
Speaker 3: going to be a ripping weekend. We can't wait to
Speaker 3: see you.
Speaker 11: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 9: My heart is literally racist.
Speaker 3: We will see you.
Speaker 1: You're on the plane at the airport and we're all
Speaker 1: getting into the Lounge under Lawrence No Love. It got
Speaker 1: a plus forty on that on that little lounge park
Speaker 1: Go the Doggies, Curly Yeah, Hira up, congratulations so much.
Speaker 3: No dramas at all. Hey, it's just gone twenty eight
Speaker 3: past eight. Your chance to join us at gather Around.
Speaker 3: We've got more flights and trips to give away tomorrow
Speaker 3: and all next week. Right after we check your eight
Speaker 3: thirty news. There was something that went online earlier this week,
Speaker 3: and I'll be honest, it's taken me a couple of
Speaker 3: days to watch it because I got quite emotional. But
Speaker 3: if there's one thing I'm very proud of on our
Speaker 3: show is sometimes we talk about topics that aren't openly
Speaker 3: spoken about, a lot hard to talk about, and I
Speaker 3: love it because I feel like it normalizes it. And
Speaker 3: I think the more we talk about stuff, the more
Speaker 3: we normalize it. So there is something I would like
Speaker 3: to talk about which is quite personal to me, and
Speaker 3: we'll get to it coming up. Hey, Q Van kind,
Speaker 3: I can never say that, Hugh Van carlein Burg.
Speaker 1: That's it. He Resilience Projects YEP and.
Speaker 3: Also co hosts The Imperfect Podcast with Good Made about
Speaker 3: Brian Sheldon and Hughes Brother, great potty, awesome guys. Well,
Speaker 3: just very authentic, very open.
Speaker 1: Tackle all things vulnerability, which I love, especially in men,
Speaker 1: because if there's one thing I know you Lows and
Speaker 1: I agree on, is I love talking about.
Speaker 3: Subjects that don't really get spoken about a lot. I
Speaker 3: like normalizing things because I genuinely think the more we
Speaker 3: talk about things, the more we normalize it all.
Speaker 1: Be it tough. You've got to have these conversations.
Speaker 3: You posted a video or they did it on their podcast,
Speaker 3: and it was around this time last week. I saw
Speaker 3: it pop up over the weekend, and I'll be honest,
Speaker 3: it's taken me a few days to watch the whole thing.
Speaker 3: It was an open letter to parents of autistic children. Now,
Speaker 3: I've got three young boys under eleven. One of my
Speaker 3: boys has been diagnosed autistic, and you know, we've come
Speaker 3: a long way over the years, but I love him bits.
Speaker 3: And you know, parenting generally is not easy, and parenting
Speaker 3: your dives kids it can be bloody hard. And I
Speaker 3: think this video really hit me because some of the
Speaker 3: things he was talking about. I was like, Wow, lou,
Speaker 3: my wife and I were not alone. You know, other
Speaker 3: parents are experiencing this, I just want to play you
Speaker 3: sixty seconds of his open letter YEA do. And this
Speaker 3: was his open letter to parents of autistic children.
Speaker 14: Most people will not understand this yet, but the pain
Speaker 14: of being a parent to an autistic child is not
Speaker 14: the child.
Speaker 1: It's the world.
Speaker 14: The pain is seeing your child standing on the sidelines, confused, distressed,
Speaker 14: and left out while the other kids instinctively understand the
Speaker 14: rules and the social norms. It's watching the world overwhelm
Speaker 14: them and then holding them through yet another meltdown, knowing
Speaker 14: they don't want to feel this way, knowing that they're
Speaker 14: feeling a deep sense of shame, but their body and
Speaker 14: mind is overwhelmed and out of control, and there's nothing
Speaker 14: you can do except be there. It's the quiet grief
Speaker 14: of unspoken words and watching them struggle to express things
Speaker 14: that come so easily to others. It's the way people
Speaker 14: look at you in public when they're crying on the
Speaker 14: law or smashing themselves against the wall, strangers, assuming they're
Speaker 14: badly behaved, instead of over stimulated, exhausted, drowning in the
Speaker 14: world that refuses to slow down for them. And however
Speaker 14: hard it is for me, I know they're doing it
Speaker 14: so much tougher.
Speaker 3: Can I first just say thank you to Hugh for
Speaker 3: being brave enough to talk about this and do the
Speaker 3: open letter. I just want to say I spoke to Felix,
Speaker 3: my son, and my wife last night because I was like, look, guys,
Speaker 3: I would like to talk about this and help normalize it.
Speaker 3: Obviously Dad doesn't want to do that. If you know
Speaker 3: you don't want.
Speaker 1: Me to, they feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: So how it's feel because Helix is eleven most caring
Speaker 3: kid in the world. I love him to bits. And
Speaker 3: he was like, no, Dad, talk about it, because I think,
Speaker 3: will we talk about this stuff? The user gets and
Speaker 3: it's so true, Like you know how the running joke
Speaker 3: on this show is like I don't leave my suburb. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's sort of true because for us to leave
Speaker 3: our suburb and go and do something, it's almost like
Speaker 3: a three day event. So like the other week, the
Speaker 3: Phoenix invited us to the basketball and it was awesome.
Speaker 3: I was so excited, the boys were so excited for
Speaker 3: us to go to a game on Sunday afternoon at
Speaker 3: two o'clock. It's that's a three four day lead up
Speaker 3: for us. It's us going on Saturday Okay, we can't
Speaker 3: have anyone around today, we can't go anywhere. We just
Speaker 3: need a real chilled afternoon Saturday, so he's not over stimulated.
Speaker 3: Let's time it till we get to the game, just
Speaker 3: before it starts.
Speaker 1: I assume there's a building his confidence as well, exactly comfortability.
Speaker 3: He is such a great kid and gets it now.
Speaker 3: So if he's in situations where he's starting to get overwhelmed,
Speaker 3: to let us know and we just get out of there.
Speaker 3: And then you know, as everyone leaves John Caterina and
Speaker 3: they've had a great time, that's where the work begins
Speaker 3: for us, because now we have to spend the next
Speaker 3: day or two trying to help you know, him regulate
Speaker 3: himself and create a quiet environment and just so we
Speaker 3: can reset. And I'll be honesty, it's bloody time.
Speaker 1: It's exhausting.
Speaker 3: There's also the other siblings, like so that you know,
Speaker 3: there's the guilt, like you know, and God love them,
Speaker 3: my three boys absolutely love them as the whole Sorry
Speaker 3: love each other. But I also know, you know, for
Speaker 3: the other siblings, it's like you know, unfortunately the times
Speaker 3: we can't share our time equally, which is you know,
Speaker 3: which is bloody tarn there.
Speaker 1: Well you are. You are there their parents, their protector, protector.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 1: They're saying that struck me in what you just said,
Speaker 1: which I mean you should take a whole lot of
Speaker 1: comfort from and that is in his words, there's nothing
Speaker 1: else you can do but be there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think that's what I really struggle with
Speaker 3: at the start because I'm a I'm a fixer. And
Speaker 3: Lou had to teach me that. She's like, you know what,
Speaker 3: it's not about fixing, it's just being about being there.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's about accepting, right, Yeah, it really is. And
Speaker 1: and we've come.
Speaker 3: I'm so proud of our little family and how far
Speaker 3: we've come. You know, we openly talk about it. He's
Speaker 3: got so good now verbalizing if something's going to be
Speaker 3: overwhelming for him, and you know what, we just unfortunately
Speaker 3: we can't go out to everything. You know, people will
Speaker 3: be like, we're coming to this school event, you know what,
Speaker 3: it's at seven thirty. We can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's not worth it.
Speaker 3: But ye, we have come so far. And I just
Speaker 3: think the more we talk about this stuff, because the
Speaker 3: other thing was, it was about a year or two
Speaker 3: ago and I said to Lu, I'm like we've got
Speaker 3: to start telling people in our circle, like you know,
Speaker 3: we've got to tell our family and our friends what
Speaker 3: we're you know, the situation we're in. I was open
Speaker 3: with you guys, and what I found in the past
Speaker 3: two years, Clint is knowledge's power. The more you're open
Speaker 3: with your circle of people, the more understanding they will be.
Speaker 3: And it just makes it that a little bit easier.
Speaker 1: I mean, well done to you for verbalizing it as well.
Speaker 1: It's really important and normalizing, you know, normalizing the conversation.
Speaker 1: Obviously it wrings with awareness, but also can I just
Speaker 1: say from us to you as well, you and Lou
Speaker 1: it's it's quite clear even from Afar about you know
Speaker 1: how how patient you are. You are great parents, and
Speaker 1: you are great role models. And we have a bad day,
Speaker 1: but I get that. But you know what your boy
Speaker 1: is not just not just Felix, but your boys feel
Speaker 1: a great deal of comfort being at home with you, guys,
Speaker 1: and you should be immensely proud of that.
Speaker 3: Thank you, man, I am, I'm very proud of him.
Speaker 1: Can I have a Manhart, Yeah, come and get a man?
Speaker 1: Come on, thanks mate, Sorry, it took me a while
Speaker 1: to get through that. I just yeah, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to say hats off to you.
Speaker 3: And there's one thing you, Lauren and I pride ourselves
Speaker 3: on is normalizing these conversations. It is just gone twelve
Speaker 3: to nine, Good morning. It is just go on seven
Speaker 3: to nine. You're on the air with j and Clint
Speaker 3: this morning. Lozzi is away and we're sending her love
Speaker 3: just before we get out of here. And I want
Speaker 3: to wait till after school drop off to chat about it,
Speaker 3: even though I did FLAG with my family and my son,
Speaker 3: but we were just chatting about the Imperfect podcast. Hugh
Speaker 3: van kylen Burke, great guy, runs a brazilience project, and
Speaker 3: in his recent podcast he did an open letter to
Speaker 3: parents of autistic children. Just for the break, I was
Speaker 3: talking about my eleven year old son, Felix, who is autistic.
Speaker 3: We love normalizing the conversation on this show. So that's
Speaker 3: why I just wanted to pay tribute to Hugh. I
Speaker 3: just I just want us all to be a little
Speaker 3: bit more positive like our number thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: Anytime you want to weigh in and where people like
Speaker 3: to run to the fire, So don't want to shy
Speaker 3: away from this. One of the producers just copped an
Speaker 3: earfull from someone on the phones then because they thought,
Speaker 3: why we're paying tribute to Hugh when other podcasts have
Speaker 3: addressed this stuff. I know Amriciano has addressed it on
Speaker 3: her podcast. I know him get along with it quite well.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I didn't address then because my family
Speaker 3: and I weren't in the.
Speaker 1: Right head space that he didn't feel comfortable.
Speaker 5: Then.
Speaker 3: No, so it is just a timing thing.
Speaker 1: But let's look at this. It's not a pussy god
Speaker 1: it is. Let's look at this stuff more positive, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's we're talking about it now.
Speaker 1: That's what matters, you know, more, we can normalize it,
Speaker 1: whatever topic it is, the easier it makes it great.
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of calls Jase, including Laretta. On
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four Tenretta that morning, Hi guys, what's up mate?
Speaker 5: I just wanted to say, Jay, you're wonderful. You're not alone.
Speaker 5: I just dropped off my nine year old son who's
Speaker 5: got levels three nonverbal ASX.
Speaker 3: How how are you and them doing?
Speaker 5: It's really tough. He's got a lot of what they
Speaker 5: call behaviors of concerns yep. So when he gets frustrated, anxious, overwhelmed.
Speaker 5: He gets quite aggressive. Yeah, so my husband and I
Speaker 5: often covered in stretches and bites and it's really tough.
Speaker 1: Acceptance is a word. I want to ask you about
Speaker 1: how you feel your son is accepted and how important
Speaker 1: conversations like the one we're having on air.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's so so important. There is there is a
Speaker 5: complete lack of acceptance out there, and it's a complete
Speaker 5: lack of knowledge and awareness. Like you know, as Joseph
Speaker 5: was saying before, it's it's really hard to get out
Speaker 5: of the suburb and if we go, you know, to
Speaker 5: our local rulies and he gets overwhelmed. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 5: the judgment, the little the comments, it's just another level
Speaker 5: of distress.
Speaker 3: And look, you know what in saying that, I think
Speaker 3: people are scared of the unknown sometimes, Hayle I was
Speaker 3: mentioning since lou and I sort of had that turning
Speaker 3: point where we're like, knowledge is power. We need to
Speaker 3: let our inner circle of friends and family know, you
Speaker 3: know our situation. It's helped us immensely. Are you in
Speaker 3: a similar boat? Have you opened up friends and family
Speaker 3: there where you know your situation? And does it help?
Speaker 5: It does help we don't have. We've got very very
Speaker 5: limited family, and we've lost a lot of friends because
Speaker 5: of you know, George's aggression. It can be overwhelming even
Speaker 5: to just be in the presence of yeah, you know
Speaker 5: when he is overwhelmed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5: But I'm you know, I work in the disability sector.
Speaker 5: I'm an advocate. You know, I'm on the I'm on
Speaker 5: the school council. So I'm trying to be as vocal
Speaker 5: as i can. Yeah, and that's all we can do.
Speaker 1: And your roles, I'm talking about you as well, Jason,
Speaker 1: and also the RETTA Chief protectors right to be kids.
Speaker 1: But you've also got to keep in mind that you know,
Speaker 1: you've got to you've got to help yourself as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is all part of it, absolutely, And I think
Speaker 1: that's what I got out of Huge podcast and M's
Speaker 1: podcast and anybody else that's publicly spoken about this. And
Speaker 1: I hope you feel this way as well, Orretta. We're
Speaker 1: not alone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are not alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well said, all right, Hey, have a great day, mate,
Speaker 1: and thanks for sharing your slid too. Thanks Joy little
Speaker 1: one for us.
Speaker 5: Okay, I will, I will, thanks so much.
Speaker 3: Take it easy.
Speaker 1: It has just gone three to nine. This is du
Speaker 1: A lee par You're on Novak. Good morning, you are
Speaker 1: on the air at Ober one hundred. It is Jas
Speaker 1: and Lauren Clint filling in on my No, he's always here.
Speaker 1: Loss is away. We'll miss your lossy. Hopefully we'll have
Speaker 1: the coin of the showback. Because God, I need been
Speaker 1: annoyed by me. I need help join every second of it.
Speaker 1: You know what I've realized you Loz and I the
Speaker 1: mum and dad and you are the child. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I get paid to do. I do get paid.
Speaker 1: We need a foot he is on tonight. Oh yeah, stadium,
Speaker 1: the par the pair up against the bombers, the bomb
Speaker 1: Rais Bombers take on the spit its hey, A little
Speaker 1: bit of a tidbit on the footy. North mil fans
Speaker 1: are up and about. They're currently paying one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty one dollars to win the premiership. Right, one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty one dollars. One Keen North Melbourne punter has
Speaker 1: put one thousand dollars on them to win the premiership
Speaker 1: at one hundred and fifty one to one. JESU, that's ambitious.
Speaker 1: Well not no, it don't be like what are their
Speaker 1: three zip three wins? No, they've had one win. That's
Speaker 1: the Hawks almost two years. You're talking about the Hawks
Speaker 1: who are probably a dollar eighty to win the premiership
Speaker 1: right now. So what you're saying is there's a chance.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is gamble responsibly.
Speaker 3: No, No, come on, I'm behind the rue this year
Speaker 3: it was a great win. Yeah, you're just dirty because
Speaker 3: it was against your side.
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit Yeah, come onulting, thank you for me.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the forty tonight you're heading along the lovely melt
Speaker 1: asener is in next and they get ready for it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We've got a massive show. Your chance to join us
Speaker 1: for gather around, lights on, sing along because it's a fridice.
Speaker 1: Are we being joined by someone from our youth?
Speaker 3: We are.
Speaker 1: We're going to take a trip down memory lane, someone
Speaker 1: we all grew up with.
Speaker 3: What don't be that guy. Don't be that guy that
Speaker 3: would drive someone to their surprise birthday and say, hey, Max,
Speaker 3: I'm driving you. This is your surprise birthday.
Speaker 1: Just didn't give it away. It could be Jo.
Speaker 3: We've got a surprise guest from our childhood that we
Speaker 3: all loved. I swear to God plan we'll see tomorrow,
Speaker 3: But
Speaker 8: Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good on one hundred, Lauren
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