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Speaker 1: This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcasts. We're

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Speaker 1: talking about relationships and breakups recently, and I've now got

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Speaker 1: a list of the top reasons people use and the

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Speaker 1: excuses to get out of relationships at that moment when

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Speaker 1: it's time to break up. Maybe you've lost interest, maybe

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Speaker 1: you've slept with their brother. I don't know, it could

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Speaker 1: be anything. Let's go around the room. Anyone want to

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Speaker 1: have a shot at number one? The number one breakup

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Speaker 1: line used, It's it's not you, it's me Brian James,

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Speaker 1: congratulations boom. Yes, yeah, because I've used it five times.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty pretty full to do right this list. Anyone

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Speaker 1: I want to have a crack and anything else on

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Speaker 1: the list, I don't love you anymore now that can

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Speaker 1: always get in the way. That's not on the list.

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Speaker 1: Tom Oh also on the list as one of the

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Speaker 1: great excuses is we have different star signs, so it's

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Speaker 1: never going to work. How saulting would that be if

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Speaker 1: someone turned to you and said, we have different star signs.

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Speaker 1: Astrology is such a cop out, isn't it? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: It is to you use that relationship, give me a break,

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Speaker 1: get on the scales. Liberal, Hey, you know, go a

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Speaker 1: weigh yourself. You're dumb liberal. Hey, do you know what

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Speaker 1: I felt? I felt this one. And my mum had

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Speaker 1: a bit of a chat to me once because the

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Speaker 1: girl said to me, we just lived too far apart,

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Speaker 1: and I tried to do the long distance relationship because

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Speaker 1: I was in love. And then Mum said to me,

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Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you. She doesn't love

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Speaker 1: you enough. And I went, my god, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if she loves me at all, Mum. And then I

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Speaker 1: just used my mother's bosom for a pillow and I

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Speaker 1: cried for hours and hours and hours. A brim full

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Speaker 1: of ash she was, her top was drenched. I deserve

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Speaker 1: someone better. What a great line in a breakup. No

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Speaker 1: it's not, yes it is no, it's not unless they've

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Speaker 1: done something wrong by you. I can understand. But to

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Speaker 1: say I deserve someone, then that's a cop number seven

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Speaker 1: on the list. And we had an issue with a

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Speaker 1: guy here at work, didn't we. Toms is, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: need to break it up with you. No, because you

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Speaker 1: have poor hygiene. Oh the breath, remember the breath. Not

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Speaker 1: to men. The guy who was so bad on the

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Speaker 1: bugle because he didn't want to use toyoda. Remember the

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Speaker 1: guy that worked here, Yeah, absolute stead. He turned up

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Speaker 1: to lunch one time and nearly cleared the restaurant. Wow,

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Speaker 1: like he hadn't washed in. I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what that guy was doing. I've never smelt worse

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Speaker 1: personal hygiene. The only worst smell you'd get from a

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Speaker 1: human would be if they were rotting. That's how body was. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, what about this one? They used to

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Speaker 1: They used too many emojis and messages. Not bad, it's

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Speaker 1: not bad. This is what your wife said to you too,

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Speaker 1: Ryan James, you have an annoying laugh. I don't like

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Speaker 1: the look on your face when you laugh. No, it's not. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the the facial expressions when you do, like I

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Speaker 1: lose my top lip. Yeah, you laugh. Tell me about

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Speaker 1: this one. Would you break up with someone, Let's say

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Speaker 1: it was an early stage relationship, and we could tick

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Speaker 1: this off in pros and cons if you said I

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Speaker 1: don't like their taste in TV shows and films. Yes,

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Speaker 1: If you sit down with somebody and they go, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is the best movie. You're gonna love this. This

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Speaker 1: movie is everything to me, and then they put on

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Speaker 1: a terrible film You're gonna have to think twice, aren't you.

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Speaker 1: I have it with my wife. If I was to

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Speaker 1: add to this list, I would say, the reason I'm

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Speaker 1: breaking up with you is because you don't have good

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Speaker 1: taste buds. She doesn't like croissants, she doesn't particularly like pizza,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't like like a lemonade. Breakup with food, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure that's on the list, but I think

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Speaker 1: it definitely should be at it like, oh, I don't

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Speaker 1: like your taste in food? Coming in a number ten?

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Speaker 1: What do you know? See you later? Honey Sits in

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