1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:07,120 Speaker 1: This is it and we with podcast maybe Thursday. 2 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 2: Guys, Fitty and We with Kate Richie, Welcome to the 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 2: podcast and to page t po turn page over. 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 1: It's pt isn't it? Yeah? Would be? Is it? Page turnover? 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 3: Turnover plea is super super polite, Please turn over. 6 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 4: Please turn She's been listening to the podcast for over 7 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 4: eight years. 8 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:33,160 Speaker 1: She got she was the podcast past, but she got 9 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 1: the password yesterday. She's dripping merch just. 10 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 3: Page Thanks for listening to the podcast for eight plus years. 11 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: That's extrad unbelievable. Get another podcast password coming up. 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, on the topic on the on on the podcast 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 3: today though, guys, if you've got something in your ear, 14 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 3: if you have something's crawled in or you hat something 15 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 3: stuck in your un believable story about this poor woman. 16 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 3: She could just feel something on her ear drum. 17 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 5: It went like this, It sounds like your voice grating. 18 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:09,039 Speaker 3: No, no, that's me scratching the microphone. And how she 19 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 3: got it out as extraordinary. You'll hear that on the Polypics. 20 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 6: Visy and with her with Kate Richie podcast Love to know. 21 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 1: If you've picked up at a funeral, let's get it 22 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,680 Speaker 1: on a tough one. 23 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:23,119 Speaker 2: Well, it's that where we're just talking about Sister Wilhelmina, 24 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 2: who they want to give a sainthood to because she's 25 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 2: been buried for four years and they dug her up 26 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 2: and she hasn't decomposed at all. 27 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: Hasn't solved the problem. It's unbelievable. 28 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 2: Like she's still weighing forty kilograms four years later, hardly decomposed. 29 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 1: You're not even embalmed in anything. 30 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 2: Well, now they've put her in the church and families 31 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 2: can come along and just touch her. 32 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 1: It's crazy. 33 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 3: How are you well, Emina? Good to see it? Oh 34 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 3: you're lying comfortably again. Wouldn't that be nice to always 35 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 3: look the same though? Would I mean frozen in time? 36 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 1: That's that's a perfect opportunity, just to. 37 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 2: If you are single and someone else is single, and 38 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 2: then you just went, God, how goods will I? Man 39 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 2: like Ian amazing life obviously doesn't want to decompose. 40 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: And shut up and kiss me. What's interesting? I mean 41 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:15,959 Speaker 1: when you talk. 42 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 3: About wedding crashes, because at the end, after they've done 43 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 3: all the weddings, they move into funerals. Will moves on 44 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 3: to funerals, and I think the line is grief is 45 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 3: nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. This article goes on to say 46 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 3: one in eight man one in eight admit to bring 47 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 3: a condom to a funeral just. 48 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: In case, give me a break, just in case. They 49 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 1: go on to talk about you never know. 50 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:42,519 Speaker 3: After NaN's passing, a void is left, and that void 51 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 3: needs to be filled. It's an emotional time, and the 52 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:50,799 Speaker 3: grief trajectory is about loss of closeness. That's when your 53 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 3: libido kicks in to fill that void. Wow, I don't 54 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 3: know how you go from he said. Obviously you're not 55 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,799 Speaker 3: going to do it at the funeral and need to 56 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 3: be the after party, the wake. Yeah, where you're remembering 57 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 3: how wonderful that person was. And you know, I think, 58 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 3: no doubt one of the great pickup lines that would 59 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 3: be used at a funeral would would be well, Nane 60 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 3: would have loved that. 61 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, wouldn't none have liked that if we hooked up? Nah, 62 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: I don't think. 63 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,519 Speaker 3: I think none would have liked. 64 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: Me to hold you. I don't know if Nan was 65 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: into Nancy just before she dies. 66 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 3: I think that, But Nane would have wanted me to 67 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 3: hire a hotel room with you in it. 68 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 7: It's a smaller crowd at a funeral is the issue, right, 69 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 7: Like a wedding's a big event where you're bringing your 70 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 7: friends and their friends and there's plus ones and whatnot. 71 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 7: But at a funeral, it's often sort of the immediate family, 72 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 7: maybe a couple of grandkids and there's so there's there's 73 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 7: less random people there. But you can be drunkenly mourning 74 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 7: and then agree hooking up. But you would agree that 75 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 7: funerals bring people together. 76 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 2: But see, weddings are perfect because lovers in the air 77 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 2: and there's people there that you don't know. 78 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: See, it's the same as funerals. 79 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I suppose, but you know a majority of 80 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 2: the people there, they are family and friends if you 81 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 2: if you're very close to that person. The other tradition 82 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 2: I don't understand, and is it uniquely Australian. We'd be 83 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 2: on a burnout at a wake or or or a funeral, 84 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 2: not seen the amount of videos and someone passing away 85 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 2: and their mates out the front in a taranta or 86 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 2: something just lighting it up, you know. 87 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 3: And loved manaros and burning rubber. She always said that. Sorry, 88 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 3: she loved hotel rooms, you and it with me, manaros 89 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 3: and burning rubber. She also likes get some meat loud. 90 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 3: She also likes mate life Still no calls, Tom. I 91 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 3: was going to give away a billion dollars to anybody 92 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 3: that had picked up on a funeral. As it turns out, 93 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 3: I'll hold onto that cash bottle of double chin Gin, 94 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 3: double chin gin. No one's going to We are going 95 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,279 Speaker 3: to stay on until we get a call. 96 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: Let it go, mate, let it go. 97 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 3: Someone mus just have picked up. Get involved. 98 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 1: You're kidding me, You are kidding me. 99 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 3: Jumping quickly. We do not have a million dollars to 100 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 3: give away. That was just an idea to try and 101 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 3: get somebody to call with a story about whether you 102 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 3: picked up at a funeral. 103 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 2: No, no, Josh has rung through from Crenella. What's the 104 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 2: story that you have for us? 105 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: Josh? 106 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,679 Speaker 8: Here you going? So basically, I was at the funeral 107 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 8: family friend's funeral around two months ago, and it was 108 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:30,679 Speaker 8: one of old man's friends, and the daughter was down 109 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 8: by the casket saying her goodbye so and so, and 110 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,360 Speaker 8: I saw she was a bit like she was crying. 111 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 8: So I walked up said hello, like, oh, you're right, 112 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 8: you're right, you're right, well done, Try a comfortable comfort her. Yeah, 113 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 8: And then yeah, next, thing's next. It was a drink, 114 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,919 Speaker 8: drink there, or just come back to mind, or just 115 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 8: make sure you're a right look? And then yeah, well 116 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:54,840 Speaker 8: what was that? 117 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 3: Was that her dad? 118 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: Was that? 119 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 8: Her uncle was her uncle? 120 00:05:59,279 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: Her uncle? 121 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 2: So did you can I ask? I mean, you went 122 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 2: down there, you consult her, I said, I hope you 123 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 2: all right? 124 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,160 Speaker 1: You know, it's really sad. God, look at him, he's 125 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: wasted away. 126 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 3: Let me wipe your eyes. 127 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 1: God, that's massive. That's a messive chunk that they've taken 128 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: out of his head. 129 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 2: But then did you say, Josh, how did you get 130 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:17,919 Speaker 2: to the point where you said, do you want to 131 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 2: catch up for a drink or a coffee? 132 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,799 Speaker 1: Or did you when? Did you do that at the wake? 133 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,919 Speaker 8: Or yeah, as a wake? So we traveled to the 134 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 8: wake together. We jumped intome uber like no one was 135 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,720 Speaker 8: really driving in the same uber, got to the wake 136 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,279 Speaker 8: and just stayed with each other for the rest of 137 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 8: the eyes. 138 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 3: Wow, I love the idea, Josh, that through death can 139 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 3: bring new life and love. Like it's the opposite, isn't it. 140 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 1: Do you reckon this could continue? Josh? Is there a 141 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 1: bit of a spark there? 142 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 8: I'm still with her now for a month. 143 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 2: Wow, awesome, and you've won yourself a million dollars Josh 144 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 2: and whips cold. 145 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 3: Well done, buddy, got yourself the double gin. A million 146 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 3: dollars doesn't go to plan, go back to another funeral. 147 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 8: Good luck, that's a plan. 148 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 1: Josh, thanks for your legend. Great story. Well done. I 149 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:09,480 Speaker 1: didn't think you were. 150 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,679 Speaker 2: Going to get If it's time for a winded trip, 151 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 2: jump on what the vice to go for quick Aussie getaways, 152 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 2: probably somewhere in the snow for me. 153 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 4: For accommodation, flights and more. Book on the what if app? 154 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 1: What if It's Aussie for travel? 155 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 3: Imagine finding out and just realizing there was something crawling 156 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 3: around in your ear. It's always been a fear of money. 157 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,160 Speaker 3: You know they talk about, you know you eat eight 158 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 3: spiders in your sleep in a lifetime or something like that. 159 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 5: That does make more sense. 160 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,000 Speaker 4: When I worked on the Drive Show, I think Blackers 161 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 4: used to tell the story that he thought eight thousand 162 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaker 4: spiders would crawl into your nose. 163 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 3: That's a lot of spider. 164 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 1: What type of spider is that? 165 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 3: That's a lot of spiders? 166 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: What is going on the God, shut your mouth, blackness? 167 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,880 Speaker 2: Can I just I just I got sucked in by 168 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:56,960 Speaker 2: that Dano's direct. 169 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: Oh did you make? Has anyone seen the woosh? 170 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 3: What's the wash? 171 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:01,320 Speaker 8: You? 172 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 1: Did? 173 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 3: You put the one. 174 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 1: Hundred bucks man? And for the year cleaner? 175 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 5: Is it a whack? 176 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,520 Speaker 2: It's a nozzle thing that you put in your ear 177 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,360 Speaker 2: and you've got to put in warm water and it squirts, 178 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 2: it squirts it out, and it's supposed. 179 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 1: To your rear. Wax doesn't work, man, I get a 180 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 1: headache after it. 181 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 3: It's weird. 182 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 1: It didn't work at all. No, Well, I don't know 183 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: if it's working. 184 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 3: I've got to say you're going. 185 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,080 Speaker 1: To do it two or three times a week. But 186 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: three times a week? 187 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 4: Do you think you need to do it more? Because 188 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 4: we wear the head the headphone. 189 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 2: Well, I had an ear infection not long ago and 190 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 2: I went in there and the doctor was disgusted with 191 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 2: how much wax I had in my ear and I 192 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 2: had no idea. 193 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,319 Speaker 1: What did you clean them? Do you know cotton tips? 194 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,360 Speaker 1: What do you use cotton tips? Incorrect? 195 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 3: So they're fine wax out. 196 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: Of you, they push them in. 197 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 4: It's all technique. It's all techniqu You have to wipe, 198 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,959 Speaker 4: you have to go around the edges. 199 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 2: You don't you're pushing one in, you're pushing it further 200 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 2: into your You're not pushing it straight in. 201 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 3: You're going to the edge and you're going around, and 202 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,360 Speaker 3: then you bring it out and it's got wax on it. 203 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 2: So how would you know? So the doctor, So you're 204 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,680 Speaker 2: right in the doctor's role. I'm getting wax out on it. 205 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,920 Speaker 2: So there's more wax. There's less wax in my ear 206 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 2: because I've used it and it's now here. I have 207 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 2: evidence that the wax came out of the early. You've 208 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 2: pushed more earwax into your You've got an influx of 209 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,840 Speaker 2: this this earwax into that tiny little brain. 210 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 1: I suppose you've got room. He doesn't go through to 211 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 1: your brain. 212 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,160 Speaker 3: What's interesting here, If you haven't look at the screen, 213 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 3: this is fascinating. This is a woman who's got some 214 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 3: sort of irritation in her ear and she's not she's 215 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,320 Speaker 3: not sure what it is. So she's got a family 216 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,160 Speaker 3: member and she's googled what to do. 217 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,640 Speaker 1: She's got a family member in the area. 218 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:55,679 Speaker 3: She's got a family member member to pour hydrogen peroxide, 219 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 3: which is the right bleach. Well, I'm not sure it's 220 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 3: the right thing to do. Apparently what and have a 221 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,160 Speaker 3: look what happens when she pours it into the air. 222 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,920 Speaker 6: I don't think it's kind of bubble because the bubbles 223 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,360 Speaker 6: when you put it on blood bubbles when you put 224 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,120 Speaker 6: it on earworx it does. 225 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's coold. Yeah it came out. I told you 226 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,359 Speaker 1: what came out. It's a spider. 227 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,280 Speaker 9: Spider? 228 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:32,840 Speaker 1: My god, what in your ear? I told you that 229 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: would work? 230 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,920 Speaker 3: That is that's that's the worst because it would have 231 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 3: been like scratching on her ear drum. 232 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,480 Speaker 1: She would have felt this and go, what is it 233 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:45,640 Speaker 1: he's doing? 234 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,080 Speaker 3: If I do the spider sound effect sound effects? Not 235 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,199 Speaker 3: after we do that, do you want me to do 236 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 3: it again? That's a spider on your missus. Slapstick comment, 237 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:04,560 Speaker 3: I do all the sounds thirteen twenty four. Who I 238 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:08,680 Speaker 3: think there's another spider in my head? I want to 239 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 3: know what was in your ear? Bennie and Krenala, what's 240 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,400 Speaker 3: your story? 241 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 1: Mate? 242 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 10: So I'd just taken on an overtime shift at Condus 243 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,680 Speaker 10: and the daycare with my two kids were having a 244 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,400 Speaker 10: movie day, and an hour into my shift, I got 245 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,600 Speaker 10: a phone call to stated there was a popcorn colonel 246 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,199 Speaker 10: stuck in. 247 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,880 Speaker 1: My child's getting that out. Benny, Well, I bought. 248 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,760 Speaker 10: Him a chicken sevlaki on the way home and flipped 249 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,079 Speaker 10: it out with the end of the stick. 250 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: Oh. 251 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 10: Then two weeks later I took on another overtime shift 252 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 10: and my other son had found a popcorn colonel at 253 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 10: the daycare and shoved it in his ears. 254 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 3: Two weeks later, Benny, so what another sivlaki? 255 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,480 Speaker 10: Another sivlaki? 256 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:51,679 Speaker 3: If you liked that kennel in there long enough for 257 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,439 Speaker 3: a pop yeah, well put him out in the sunshine corn. 258 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:57,719 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Bennie, thank you. Nina in Bexley, When 259 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,439 Speaker 1: did you get stuck in your son's ear? 260 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:00,719 Speaker 11: So? 261 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,680 Speaker 1: I didn't get a stuck. 262 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 12: He was jumping on the trampoline in the backyard and 263 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,760 Speaker 12: I noticed the things top off the trampoline, the land 264 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 12: and he's there, So what are the chances of a 265 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,679 Speaker 12: landing is here? So in trying to get it out, 266 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 12: we can't get out. 267 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 11: We go to the hospital. 268 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 12: The doctor's carget out. He's keeping him only three. 269 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,800 Speaker 11: He had to go to theater. 270 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 13: When they pulled it out, it was, oh, oh my god, 271 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,040 Speaker 13: it is disgusting. 272 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,000 Speaker 5: Bean Bag. 273 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 1: Four ten. 274 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 3: If you've got something stuck in you before whether it 275 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 3: was an insect or a bean bag bean. Hey guys, 276 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,880 Speaker 3: Benny and Nina, are you both got audies? Well done 277 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 3: over nova audies? And a thermos? Is that right? 278 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:44,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? 279 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 1: Are a thermous thermos to read? 280 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,599 Speaker 3: It's never been mustering thermoss. 281 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,840 Speaker 1: The Marvel characters had to. 282 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:56,880 Speaker 3: Katherine, welcome to the show. What's your story? 283 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:03,440 Speaker 12: Well, when Christmas Night, about twenty years ago, we were 284 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,920 Speaker 12: sitting there having Christmas drinks and a bogan moths flew 285 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,560 Speaker 12: in my ear. 286 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,640 Speaker 1: Wearing acid jeans and a shirt. 287 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:17,800 Speaker 12: It's a huge moth, Katy the katie, that's why it 288 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 12: was awful and another and it flapped away. And so 289 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,080 Speaker 12: being Christmas night, no medical centers, well not much was open. 290 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:32,120 Speaker 12: We found some medical center so they poured a whole 291 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 12: lot of I don't know what into my ear that 292 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,360 Speaker 12: killed it. And then the next day we had to 293 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,480 Speaker 12: find a hospital to get it. 294 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,959 Speaker 1: Removed so it didn't come out. They were thinking that 295 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,920 Speaker 1: was going to come out when you brought it in there. 296 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:47,839 Speaker 12: No, we had a lot of you know, great suggestions 297 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 12: like china torch and you know, but. 298 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:55,439 Speaker 1: Seriously, couldn't you just get some tweezers? 299 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,199 Speaker 12: It was flapping a lot. 300 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 4: I guess when you wet it, moths wings would get 301 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 4: flower where could you imagine the inside? 302 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,640 Speaker 3: If you imagine the feeling of it flapping around in 303 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 3: there would have been like this on your ear drum. 304 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,840 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it would have been would have been hard 305 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,440 Speaker 2: for it as well, you know, living in your wallet 306 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:19,000 Speaker 2: for the last three years with very good along with 307 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:19,920 Speaker 2: the spider webs. 308 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,200 Speaker 3: That is my favorite joke you've ever made. That's awesome stuff. 309 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,640 Speaker 6: It sits in and we with Cabridge podcast. 310 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 3: Let's talk about NASA. Guys. They're holding a historic UFO 311 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 3: hearing hand. It is this they've come out. There's been 312 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 3: a faber UFO talk recently, this one here as they 313 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,520 Speaker 3: sit down for this hearing at the Space Agency. They're 314 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 3: going to work closely with the Pentagon on some top 315 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 3: secret UFO cases. They say, the image that we know 316 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 3: of a UFO, so just let's call it a flying 317 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 3: sorce flying disc, the flying disc. It's a discus. That's 318 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 3: not a discus. It's not a very powerful discman. It 319 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 3: has been seen spotted all over the universe at different 320 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,600 Speaker 3: areas and different heights around the world for long enough 321 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 3: for NASA to say there is something else out there. 322 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,440 Speaker 1: What a load of crap. Now, it's not with technology. 323 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,560 Speaker 1: There can be things in the sky that we see 324 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 1: all the time. 325 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,800 Speaker 3: There's no proof at all. They had at one of 326 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,200 Speaker 3: their briefings not long ago, they had someone on behalf 327 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:24,160 Speaker 3: of NASA who came out and said, the chance of 328 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:31,280 Speaker 3: alien interaction already with human life is one hundred percent. 329 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 3: Hay on a minute. He goes on to say that 330 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,560 Speaker 3: right now, who said this? What was his name was Philip? 331 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 3: He came out and said, there are aliens living amongst us. 332 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:55,320 Speaker 3: Amongst us, there are aliens. And I look around them and. 333 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 1: Read off your sheet once when you said that. 334 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,280 Speaker 3: Because I've already underlined it, because I'm gonna sort of 335 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:04,200 Speaker 3: prep monster. So that these were two different summits that 336 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 3: were running side by side. So the audio of saying 337 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,560 Speaker 3: there are aliens living amongst us came out sort of 338 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,200 Speaker 3: two weeks ago. And now that they've held this special briefing, 339 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:18,239 Speaker 3: this special hearing, this is where special briefing, this special hearing. 340 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:18,520 Speaker 10: This is. 341 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,320 Speaker 1: As long as it's special, not just a normal briefing. 342 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:32,080 Speaker 3: Why this is special is because, like I said, they're 343 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 3: always secret UFO cases. This is the first time has 344 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:40,840 Speaker 3: ever been a public hearing at the Pentagon. But everyone cares. 345 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 1: But see there's no proof, show us proof. 346 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 3: How many bits of footage do you have if you're 347 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 3: off a flying disc? 348 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? I know, but we don't know what's in the disc. 349 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 1: We don't know what it is. Like I said, it 350 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,160 Speaker 1: could be someone taking a photo and someone's throwing a disc. 351 00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,160 Speaker 1: No it's not. 352 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 3: Look at the footage that's been collected outside aeroplane windows. 353 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,560 Speaker 1: But you don't even know if there's anything in there. 354 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:09,240 Speaker 3: That's why it's a UFO. It's unidentified, that's the thing. 355 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,359 Speaker 3: And there's enough of it to go something is going on. 356 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,280 Speaker 1: What's the proof that they are living amongst us? Now? 357 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:20,800 Speaker 3: The guy believes that they are. And if you think 358 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,639 Speaker 3: about it, I reckon, I've met a couple of people 359 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,760 Speaker 3: in my life. They really don't make any sense to 360 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 3: this planet. Now that I reflect on it, you'd go, 361 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 3: could be an alien. You're The problem with you is 362 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 3: you're not going to believe there's an alien until you 363 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 3: get this at the door. 364 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:42,040 Speaker 14: Hello aen no alien. Of course you need proof an alien. 365 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 14: Proof is the same as I've come from another planet. 366 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,600 Speaker 14: And then you'll go, oh, right, that's why we have 367 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,400 Speaker 14: now here. 368 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 2: That's why we have And you would think our existence 369 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,760 Speaker 2: and how long we've been on Earth that there there 370 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 2: would have to be some concrete proof already. I mean 371 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 2: absolutely not some guy who goes to a special briefing 372 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,240 Speaker 2: and a special hearing and he said, this is the 373 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 2: first public time. 374 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:14,480 Speaker 1: Pentagon, elliot. 375 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 3: Just to think though, your mind runs to know that 376 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:22,320 Speaker 3: out there there could be another planet. Let's say they're 377 00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:26,160 Speaker 3: on a similar timeframe, who have done the same thing, 378 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:31,800 Speaker 3: what the same time, let's standard time. What I mean is, 379 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:35,640 Speaker 3: let's say humans evolved or so their life form evolved 380 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 3: around the same time as us. 381 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 1: What do they have? Like? What have they done? 382 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:42,040 Speaker 3: If there was a way you had to start and 383 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:44,640 Speaker 3: there was no blueprint for how life was to work, 384 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 3: or what into interaction you have, and how communities are 385 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,760 Speaker 3: formed and how systems are built and how housing is 386 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 3: made right, what would. 387 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,240 Speaker 1: Their life be? 388 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:55,920 Speaker 11: You know what? 389 00:18:56,040 --> 00:19:00,359 Speaker 2: We can take photos into the black hole, into the mill. Wait, 390 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 2: we can take photos so far away and cannot give 391 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,680 Speaker 2: me evidence. You know, there's no evidence that alien life. 392 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,000 Speaker 1: Is out there. 393 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,600 Speaker 3: You don't have evidence that it doesn't exist. 394 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,080 Speaker 1: Because there's no evidence. 395 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,960 Speaker 3: That's not evidence. 396 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:22,200 Speaker 6: No evidence is not evidence and her with Kate Richie 397 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,919 Speaker 6: podcast The. 398 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:27,119 Speaker 2: Old Parents Race. It's dangerous. And I've told you before 399 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,880 Speaker 2: when we were down at Beaumain Little Athletics and Rob 400 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,200 Speaker 2: and I two dads, decided to step up in the 401 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,120 Speaker 2: hundred meter race. 402 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:35,880 Speaker 1: We took off. 403 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,760 Speaker 2: We took off Kate and Rob was Rob's quick and 404 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,960 Speaker 2: so we were going head to hit about fifty meters 405 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 2: down the track and I could feel my hamstrings sat 406 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,800 Speaker 2: and a tightener, pulled back a little bit and Rob 407 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,480 Speaker 2: took off, really took off, won the race, and I thought, 408 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:53,480 Speaker 2: well done, Rob, congratulations. Then I saw him hit the deck. 409 00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 2: I run over to Rob. He's he's ripped. He's ripped 410 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,720 Speaker 2: the his driver muscle off the knee. Katie's kneecap was 411 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,120 Speaker 2: up around his driver muscle. 412 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:09,120 Speaker 5: Here, so the driver muscle what down the side. 413 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,359 Speaker 2: So he basically just ripped his kneecap apart and had 414 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 2: to go straight in for surgery. Oh, the competitiveness of 415 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,480 Speaker 2: the parents race can be a bit full on. 416 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:17,880 Speaker 1: Now. 417 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,440 Speaker 2: This was at a sports day in Essex instead of 418 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 2: primary school and the mums were asked to step up 419 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,440 Speaker 2: for the one hundred meter race. 420 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,080 Speaker 1: Mums can get quite competitive as well. 421 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,560 Speaker 5: Absolutely, they don't win much these days, do they. 422 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,680 Speaker 2: Katie Hannaford, you're gonna see her in a minute. I'll 423 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,520 Speaker 2: play you the race in a minute. But she started 424 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,800 Speaker 2: running down the track half fire, and she was doing okay, 425 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:40,239 Speaker 2: and then unfortunately her feet's gone out from underneath her. 426 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,080 Speaker 3: She's angled forward and she's hit the deck and it's 427 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:44,720 Speaker 3: a face plant. 428 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,960 Speaker 1: You'd call it. Yeah, it's a face plant. And she 429 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,000 Speaker 1: is now known at the school. 430 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:58,480 Speaker 15: As about this video, so come and have a look 431 00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:58,920 Speaker 15: at you, Kate. 432 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,399 Speaker 2: She takes off daughters on the sideline, going go, mammy, 433 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,040 Speaker 2: you can do this? Which one from the blue Bird 434 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 2: from left? 435 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,719 Speaker 1: Sonny's on the whole school. 436 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, her dresses, I mean she's got a g banger on. 437 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,119 Speaker 1: At least there is underwear. Look, and the kids, the 438 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,520 Speaker 1: kids are ten meters aware. 439 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,560 Speaker 3: I mean they're in the birds. They've got that shot 440 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,040 Speaker 3: of straight up they do. 441 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,160 Speaker 5: If that was like a Looney Tunes cartoon, her head 442 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,879 Speaker 5: would have gone straight into the ground. 443 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:27,680 Speaker 3: It couldn't be better. 444 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,359 Speaker 2: Cook in a golf hole, she said, I flashed my underwear, 445 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,680 Speaker 2: which is obviously embarrassing. She had a d string on. 446 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 2: But you just have to own it, she said, looking back, 447 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,320 Speaker 2: it's hilarious. Definitely the funniest thing I've ever done in 448 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:41,760 Speaker 2: my life. That's what she said in an interview afterwards. Unfortunately, though, 449 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 2: it has got to Katie because she's left the school 450 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,240 Speaker 2: with her daughter. She's taken a daughter out because she 451 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:50,520 Speaker 2: just couldn't see, she couldn't look the other parents in 452 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,320 Speaker 2: the eye in the moment. 453 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:57,400 Speaker 3: Anyway, the kids certainly didn't want their dinner that night. 454 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,399 Speaker 1: What I want to do this morning? 455 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,240 Speaker 2: What parent made a disgrace of themselves at the school? 456 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,359 Speaker 2: Now this could be a social event, It could be 457 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,160 Speaker 2: sports day? 458 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 5: Is it bubbles and Bites Friday? 459 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,720 Speaker 1: Yeah? How's the houses and bubbles and bites? That sounds good? 460 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,240 Speaker 1: And tear and shy? How's this one? Had a made 461 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:17,640 Speaker 1: of mine? 462 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:22,120 Speaker 2: His wife took their child, who was in year six 463 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,760 Speaker 2: at the time, for a tour of next year's high school. 464 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,040 Speaker 2: So he's got a tour of the high school, having 465 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 2: a look around, and they took the kids off to 466 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,399 Speaker 2: go and have a look at a few other things. 467 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,359 Speaker 2: And she said, I might duck into the toilet for 468 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,240 Speaker 2: a quick vape. Oh, now she's gone into the high school. Toilets, 469 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,840 Speaker 2: gone into a cubicle, locked the door, and she's sitting 470 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,040 Speaker 2: down while having a vape. 471 00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:45,120 Speaker 3: What she was in there? 472 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,920 Speaker 1: Open the doorplace? What student is in there? She's had 473 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,919 Speaker 1: to open the door and cup clean and. 474 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,879 Speaker 2: Say that it was I'm so sorry I was vaping 475 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,320 Speaker 2: in here and I am a parent of one of 476 00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,920 Speaker 2: the future students in the school. 477 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 1: Just a quick peel and a. 478 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,680 Speaker 3: Vape long and a bagle. 479 00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:04,120 Speaker 5: Can you just wait? 480 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 3: That is just that's hopeless, isn't it. 481 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,760 Speaker 1: That's rapes for you. 482 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,359 Speaker 3: I mean, that's what vaping I'll do. You'll embarrass the 483 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,760 Speaker 3: whole family, end up leaving the school. I do you know? 484 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,680 Speaker 2: It's what I live for, the social events and seeing 485 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,639 Speaker 2: one parent have a few too many and start to 486 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,479 Speaker 2: wabble a little bit. 487 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,360 Speaker 1: This nothing better. 488 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,439 Speaker 3: We had like a dinner for some of the parents 489 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,600 Speaker 3: a while ago, and one gentleman didn't speak a lot 490 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 3: of English, and he'd ripped into the wine and sort 491 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,160 Speaker 3: of what so every thirty seconds, just as a thing 492 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,119 Speaker 3: to bond because we're all getting to know each other, 493 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,959 Speaker 3: he would lift his glass and just say cheers. There 494 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,680 Speaker 3: was one word that he was comfortable with, and for 495 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,080 Speaker 3: probably three hours we just went cheers every thirty seconds. 496 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,720 Speaker 5: Would he have a drink after the cheers followed through? 497 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,480 Speaker 3: So the cheers became more and more frequent. 498 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,240 Speaker 1: My arm was exhausted by the stuff that no long 499 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,360 Speaker 1: gets to give him. After a while, they did, Yeah, 500 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,480 Speaker 1: they got they got rid of it. 501 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,520 Speaker 3: We moved on to Aria for dessert. 502 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,280 Speaker 2: All right, okay, what parents made a disgrace of themselves 503 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,760 Speaker 2: at the local school. It was it you if you've 504 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,720 Speaker 2: got a story. Thirteen and twenty four ten. It's the 505 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,440 Speaker 2: first day of winter as well. We've got all these 506 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,399 Speaker 2: Thermo mugs to give away as well. We'll get your 507 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,280 Speaker 2: next fillip in Canley Heights. Tell us about your dad. 508 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,720 Speaker 11: Oh, so I had a sports ceremony at school. My 509 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,280 Speaker 11: dad was walking up the stairs with me. So there 510 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,240 Speaker 11: were two other people behind us, the other parents, another 511 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 11: student and our parents. Who So as we're going up 512 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,200 Speaker 11: the stairs are the other parents trips and to get 513 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,280 Speaker 11: to get hold of their balance, they actually yanked my 514 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,800 Speaker 11: dad's pants down and my dad was wearing a g banger. 515 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 1: No way, Philippa, you old man, it's not wearing a 516 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 1: stream it's not. 517 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,640 Speaker 3: Philip delivered a good story, but I mean it could 518 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,399 Speaker 3: be like the footage we were laughing out the other 519 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,040 Speaker 3: day to go on the trapill who fell off? And 520 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,000 Speaker 3: it was still going and she held on and you. 521 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,560 Speaker 5: Were watching it and making everyone else finage dash. 522 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,359 Speaker 1: That was funny till I wasn't wicked. 523 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,600 Speaker 2: Story Philip Ray in Dundas, You had a miss up 524 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,200 Speaker 2: at your daughter's Catholic school. 525 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,119 Speaker 1: Right, yeah, first first day of kindy. 526 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 10: She went in, the wife was there taking all the 527 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Speaker 10: usual obligatory photographs. 528 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,879 Speaker 15: It wasn't until we got home and. 529 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,040 Speaker 10: She was looking at all the photographs she said to me, did. 530 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 3: You wear that T shirt on purpose? 531 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,399 Speaker 10: I went no, and I had a Monty Pyston T 532 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,680 Speaker 10: shirt on and said, it's not the Messiah. 533 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 1: He's a very naughty boy, awesome. 534 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,680 Speaker 3: Beauty mate, beautifully told to world. I'm right outstanding World. 535 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,679 Speaker 1: You would have had a jackle right. I know your 536 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 1: wife was absolutely but they would have had a bit 537 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:40,480 Speaker 1: of a tackle there. 538 00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,200 Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I've had a few beers on that one 539 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:43,720 Speaker 13: over the years. 540 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,920 Speaker 1: Well do you want to go back to Philip? Do 541 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,920 Speaker 1: we want to get anymore? Ray? 542 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,360 Speaker 2: Are both getting an audio each and and ither boy 543 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,680 Speaker 2: Thermo mag as well, and don't forget Winter is Audie Season. 544 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,720 Speaker 2: It starts today thirty dollars off classic goodies at the 545 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:58,760 Speaker 2: Audi dot Com. 546 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,800 Speaker 1: Used the Whipper at the checkout and you will have 547 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,720 Speaker 1: to pay more. 548 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,920 Speaker 3: Discount with that great checkout. 549 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,959 Speaker 1: Cynsium Whipper with Kate Ritchie. 550 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,080 Speaker 3: Hey, that's a secret podcast password. 551 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,440 Speaker 4: If you want to get your hands on stacks of 552 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,359 Speaker 4: great prizes, just head over to our Instagram stories at 553 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,159 Speaker 4: FITZI Whipper Kate and enter this password. 554 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,199 Speaker 5: Today's password is. 555 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 6: Your Aliens The Citsium Whipper with Kate Ritchie podcast. 556 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,320 Speaker 5: Congratulations to al Pacino people. Have you seen this? 557 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,920 Speaker 1: What has he done well? 558 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:39,080 Speaker 4: He's having a child his girlfriend who's twenty nine years old. 559 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:45,000 Speaker 4: She is eight months pregnant and expecting. I'm thinking it's 560 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 4: his fourth shock he's eighty three. 561 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:51,600 Speaker 1: Who have three? You're not kicking the footy with that, 562 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,040 Speaker 1: are you? 563 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,480 Speaker 3: And what's her name? 564 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:54,360 Speaker 1: Um? 565 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,480 Speaker 5: Let me a quick look here, nor Alfalla. 566 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 1: Sorry, no, I don't know. 567 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,200 Speaker 4: I don't want to say it again. You try and 568 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,480 Speaker 4: get me to say it again in case I muckt up, don't. 569 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,800 Speaker 4: I thought I did really well. I think there were 570 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,159 Speaker 4: some photos. 571 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,280 Speaker 1: Of naw and. 572 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 4: Our leaving some kind of upmarket eatery restaurant in La 573 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,480 Speaker 4: last month, which I came across. 574 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,240 Speaker 1: So he's eighty three, she's she's twenty. 575 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,080 Speaker 4: Nine, she's eight months pregnant. He already has three children 576 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:29,320 Speaker 4: who were three. Yeah, be her grandfather, easy peasy. 577 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 1: What is it with I mean? 578 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 3: I didn't I thought at some stage of a man's 579 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,080 Speaker 3: life the swimmers stopped. 580 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:38,960 Speaker 5: Maybe they don't? 581 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,479 Speaker 3: Do they swim forever thirteen twenty four to ten. If 582 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,680 Speaker 3: you know of an old age conception, that's just well. 583 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,080 Speaker 2: The old school rule, Michael claim. If you're listening to 584 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:54,240 Speaker 2: swimming at the swimmer last forever, no no, no, no, right. 585 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,920 Speaker 3: I mean within yourself, because it takes a swimmer and 586 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 3: an egg to make a baby. But I thought, as 587 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,840 Speaker 3: he kind of got a little bit older, that they 588 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,959 Speaker 3: just kind of rested. 589 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,119 Speaker 1: Tick. Do they know? 590 00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 4: Well, Robert de Niro has just had his seventh child 591 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,680 Speaker 4: with his twenty nine year old partner, and he's seventy 592 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,960 Speaker 4: seventy nine. He's seventy nine. Al Pacino is eighty three. 593 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:17,720 Speaker 1: They must not. 594 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:18,840 Speaker 3: Rest these swimmers. 595 00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:20,960 Speaker 1: But see, look I go forever. 596 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,080 Speaker 2: You're not going to see these kids, aren't going to 597 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,720 Speaker 2: see dad for two much longer it won't. 598 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,280 Speaker 5: Be at the wedding, will he, Or he may not 599 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,680 Speaker 5: even be there when the kids go to school nursing class. 600 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,520 Speaker 3: Tell me you are online having a look to see 601 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,760 Speaker 3: how long it actually Tom's look at Norse four. 602 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was already looking that up before. 603 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 3: Do you die with active swimmers? 604 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,120 Speaker 16: It's a great question and I'll get back to you 605 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,920 Speaker 16: in just a tick. 606 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:47,960 Speaker 3: Thanks so much, mate. 607 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,400 Speaker 5: Don't you think that the energy required, Oh my god, 608 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,880 Speaker 5: have to have kids. 609 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,000 Speaker 4: But perhaps if you're living a life like the al 610 00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:00,800 Speaker 4: Pacinos and Robert de Niro's of the world, you're maybe 611 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 4: you're not stepping up. But even if all the average 612 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,680 Speaker 4: dad physically like you might step up in other areas 613 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,280 Speaker 4: and you can offer the child different things as an 614 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,920 Speaker 4: older dad over you're all hold. 615 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,720 Speaker 1: It for a bit. Yeah, you're not al Pacino. He 616 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,160 Speaker 1: would have been walking around too well at the moment 617 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 1: like it is, it would be draining. You're not playing 618 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:21,720 Speaker 1: with it is? 619 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 5: He still no running around the yard. 620 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,760 Speaker 3: And that's the sad part about it. 621 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:28,960 Speaker 1: Where's dad? 622 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 3: He's over there in the corner. 623 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: Why is he dribbling? Because he's ninety but then only seven. 624 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,600 Speaker 5: But some dads sit in the corner and dribble and 625 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,440 Speaker 5: they're thirty five. 626 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,880 Speaker 1: That's true. That is through some bad dads. 627 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,320 Speaker 3: Tom's got some swimmers off the. 628 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:48,960 Speaker 1: Baby and dad have sawed their pets the double. 629 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,240 Speaker 5: I mean, look, I think old dads can offer certain things. 630 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,320 Speaker 1: Yep, like what the heaps of them? Write them down 631 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,600 Speaker 1: and we'll check them with you tomorrow. 632 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,200 Speaker 5: He's set up. 633 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,040 Speaker 3: Well, that's true. 634 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 1: Tell me what have you got, doctor ivy. 635 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,040 Speaker 16: There's no maximum age, guys, so when you die, yeah, 636 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,760 Speaker 16: according to according to what I'm on, Oh my god, yeah, 637 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,120 Speaker 16: there is no maximum age. Fertility decreases a lot after 638 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,600 Speaker 16: the age of sort of around the age of fifty onwards. 639 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,600 Speaker 5: Interesting, yeah, and for women, for women, But just to 640 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,080 Speaker 5: know that. 641 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 3: They could be used as you're dying, Like if you're 642 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,920 Speaker 3: like nineteen, I'm dying, I could go drain them and 643 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:25,520 Speaker 3: sell them. 644 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,520 Speaker 1: No, he's going to buy them like inheritance. 645 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,320 Speaker 3: Go take the cash because there's some swimmers here. 646 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,200 Speaker 1: I don't that's not a very good job for anyone 647 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:40,000 Speaker 1: to do that. Drainage for the last time, old age drone. 648 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 5: Different kind of parenting. 649 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,720 Speaker 1: Why don't you sell this? 650 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,960 Speaker 2: Not to see the other thing as well. Look, it 651 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,840 Speaker 2: may be love. I understand, and there's a child involved now, 652 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,760 Speaker 2: but he's not oh, nor is she twenty nine years 653 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,120 Speaker 2: of age? Is she's thinking about the finish line? If 654 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,040 Speaker 2: you know what I mean? If I can just do 655 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,120 Speaker 2: these hard yards cut, what is he doing sending year's left? 656 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,080 Speaker 5: Maybe he's a great guy. 657 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, with a lot of cash, cash cash. 658 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,560 Speaker 5: It's not always about money. 659 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,520 Speaker 3: Fitsy suggesting that maybe she knows it's worth hanging in 660 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 3: there finish line. 661 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,240 Speaker 5: It's right, you know they have some paperworking place on. 662 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:14,800 Speaker 11: Her. 663 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:19,360 Speaker 6: With Kate Richie podcast, we like the Life improve On 664 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,160 Speaker 6: and how good's the Life improven? 665 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:26,640 Speaker 1: A life improve on your life? I was one. 666 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,560 Speaker 3: You're never gonna pay the same amount online guys. You 667 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,600 Speaker 3: know you go to book or you're got to buy 668 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,000 Speaker 3: something or book something online and it said, hey, enter 669 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,880 Speaker 3: your coupon or applay coupon here, and if you've got 670 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 3: a code, a promotional code, then you can enter it 671 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,880 Speaker 3: and you might get ten percent off. I don't know 672 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,840 Speaker 3: about you, guys. I always try and guess what the 673 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,080 Speaker 3: code might be. Do you ever do that? 674 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 11: No? 675 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,000 Speaker 1: Cool. 676 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,000 Speaker 4: It's a bit annoying with those I find because sometimes 677 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,920 Speaker 4: when you sign up and it's the first time you've 678 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:56,400 Speaker 4: purchased from somewhere they say if you be subscribe, you 679 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,640 Speaker 4: know you get ten percent off your first order, but. 680 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,680 Speaker 5: The amount of times you wait for that email to 681 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,400 Speaker 5: come through and who can just get it? 682 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,280 Speaker 1: Now, where's the car? 683 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,080 Speaker 3: And then I never used the card anyway. There's a 684 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,280 Speaker 3: thing called Honey and Honey Works. It's an app that 685 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 3: you can download. Honeyworks so that if you go to 686 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,200 Speaker 3: buy something online, you can run it through Honey. You 687 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,040 Speaker 3: can apply the program Honey to it and it will 688 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 3: search for discount codes. Wow, so it'll pop up and 689 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,000 Speaker 3: say that this item has five codes that are applicable 690 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:26,880 Speaker 3: for a discount. 691 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,080 Speaker 1: So wow. 692 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,160 Speaker 3: It scales the internet and lets you know that there 693 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 3: is an amount that can be saved on that. 694 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,040 Speaker 1: Item that is unbelievable. 695 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:39,960 Speaker 15: Not entitled to it. 696 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: You just got twenty five dollars back your little beauty. 697 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:49,120 Speaker 1: That's great. Whatever pack Liz in windsor what's your life act? Liz, 698 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: good morning. 699 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 9: You started using this on when I had my fourth 700 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,520 Speaker 9: child and getting the kids out of the car was 701 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,600 Speaker 9: really challenging getting cash out at McDonald's through if you 702 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:01,720 Speaker 9: don't have to get them out of. 703 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,160 Speaker 1: The car, oh can you get cash out if you 704 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,640 Speaker 1: order a meal at macers. 705 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,040 Speaker 9: Yeah, if you have to do as really nicely, and 706 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,920 Speaker 9: you often can't get more than fifty. 707 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,040 Speaker 3: Dollars, so you have to buy something as well at 708 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,320 Speaker 3: the same time, don't you, Liz. 709 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 9: Yeah, so I'd just buy the kids a little pack 710 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 9: of the one do lookok? 711 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,320 Speaker 2: Useful? 712 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,320 Speaker 9: They were about a dollar back then, and it's cheaper 713 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,080 Speaker 9: than atm B. 714 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,240 Speaker 4: Absolutely and imagine trying to get four children. 715 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,040 Speaker 2: If you're on the way to a kid's birthday party, 716 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,440 Speaker 2: there's your twenty dollars or fifty dollars that you need 717 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,120 Speaker 2: for your present. 718 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,160 Speaker 1: Get it from maccas and the kids can have a 719 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:35,920 Speaker 1: good time on the way. 720 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,640 Speaker 3: We have started so well, thanks Liz Amy and Willoughby. 721 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,480 Speaker 3: What's your life hack? 722 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:40,400 Speaker 6: Oh? 723 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,160 Speaker 12: A life pack. 724 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,520 Speaker 8: So if you have like a soft dring bottle that 725 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,960 Speaker 8: you can't open, if you like, put between the doorjam, 726 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 8: close the door a little bit and twist it it opened. 727 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,280 Speaker 3: Oh that is a sort of just. 728 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 1: Jam it in the door and twist at the top 729 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:55,640 Speaker 1: of the door. 730 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,320 Speaker 5: Where's the doorjam. 731 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,680 Speaker 1: Running around the door up? See the other one as. 732 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,640 Speaker 2: Well, there's a there's a viral clip going around I'm 733 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,440 Speaker 2: going to work out exactly what happens. 734 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:10,279 Speaker 1: It's a it's a six hundred mil coke bottle right now. 735 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,239 Speaker 2: You know when you pour that into a glass, you're 736 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,960 Speaker 2: always going to get a massive head on it. It's 737 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,000 Speaker 2: really hard because there's so much there's so many bubbles. 738 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,840 Speaker 5: You know, you have to have a big glass. 739 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,040 Speaker 2: You know, you have to pull it really slowly. A 740 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,279 Speaker 2: guy that puts he has it standing up. He puts 741 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,560 Speaker 2: the glass on top of the bottle like that and 742 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,600 Speaker 2: turns it upside down, and he does it so right, 743 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,600 Speaker 2: and then you just let it go and you don't 744 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,640 Speaker 2: get any frof on top. 745 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,440 Speaker 1: This is what I mean. 746 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:42,800 Speaker 3: That's what If you like head, well, I'm going to 747 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,560 Speaker 3: go to the next caller. 748 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 2: I mean, if you on that recap of the week 749 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,160 Speaker 2: will be interesting tomorrow. Pull from the Blue Mountains. 750 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,160 Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, just go to the put petel in your 751 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,520 Speaker 13: in your car. I'm sure you pull the hose all 752 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,120 Speaker 13: the way up where it lies down because you've got 753 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,960 Speaker 13: over a lead of all of petels just sitting in 754 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,200 Speaker 13: the bottom of the hose. When you put your bows 755 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,160 Speaker 13: a back and make sure you lift the hose all 756 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:12,040 Speaker 13: the way up above the height of your I'll be 757 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,560 Speaker 13: your feller. Yeah, and you're going to get you're losing 758 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,440 Speaker 13: all that fuel, but aren't. 759 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,160 Speaker 3: You just aren't you cutting off the fuel when your 760 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:19,799 Speaker 3: tank's full? 761 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,040 Speaker 1: Low? 762 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,759 Speaker 13: No, because there's all that bill left in the in 763 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,560 Speaker 13: the hose. 764 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,040 Speaker 5: And not everyone can fill their tank up. They only 765 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:26,680 Speaker 5: put twenty in. 766 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,120 Speaker 1: You're going to put a twenty and plenty of fuel 767 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,759 Speaker 1: that's left in that in the hose. Yeah. Thanks Paul 768 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,239 Speaker 1: Sky and Terry Hills life hag Sky. 769 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,960 Speaker 12: My life hack is for online shopping. Also, I do 770 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,120 Speaker 12: my coose shopping. 771 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,200 Speaker 9: At the Iconic, and I buy multiple sizes to make 772 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,239 Speaker 9: sure I get the right one. But when you return 773 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,680 Speaker 9: the ones that don't fit, instead of asking for a refund, 774 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,439 Speaker 9: you get store credit and they'll give you one hundred 775 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,400 Speaker 9: and ten percent of the value that one hundred and 776 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,560 Speaker 9: store credit. 777 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,880 Speaker 2: See, because Sky I always struggle well because you can't 778 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,480 Speaker 2: try it on and every bread and is different sizes 779 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,400 Speaker 2: are different, so you order, Let's say you order a 780 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,160 Speaker 2: medium and a large Sky, and then you just send 781 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,000 Speaker 2: the one back that you don't want and you get 782 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,279 Speaker 2: one hundred and ten percent credit. 783 00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,840 Speaker 8: That's right, extra money to spend on your next purchase 784 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,399 Speaker 8: skot Sky. 785 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,319 Speaker 3: What about the one we've spoken about too, where if 786 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,960 Speaker 3: you go to order something online and then you go 787 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,279 Speaker 3: to the checkout, you put all your details in, but 788 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,640 Speaker 3: then you don't actually go through with the transaction. Quite 789 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,920 Speaker 3: often they'll email you back saying, hey, we notice you 790 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,960 Speaker 3: didn't complete your checkout. We'd like to offer you ten 791 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,440 Speaker 3: or fifteen percent off, do they? 792 00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,719 Speaker 1: Yeah? So this is you know what? 793 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,800 Speaker 2: And then you're then you're ahead. If you're like Skuy's 794 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,000 Speaker 2: the winner for me and Sky? You know what, I'm 795 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,440 Speaker 2: going to give you one hundred dollars to spend it 796 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:44,879 Speaker 2: the iconic. How's that done, Liz Aim Paul Sky. You've 797 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,720 Speaker 2: all got Audis and Thermo mugs as well. The first 798 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,640 Speaker 2: day of winters today, and that's going to be twenty 799 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,279 Speaker 2: three degrees in your We. 800 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,560 Speaker 1: Like the Life improv on and how good's the Life Improven? 801 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,400 Speaker 3: A Life Improval? 802 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 6: Your Life improve with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast. 803 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,600 Speaker 6: For more great comedy shows 804 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,399 Speaker 3: Like this, head to novapodcast dot com dot au