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Speaker 2: Guys, I haven't got any theory fits on how to

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Speaker 2: catch a Cheaterah, you can test it out on your

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Speaker 2: own wife. I'm going to reveal all in the podcast.

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Speaker 2: But let's just say it's something easy that you and

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Speaker 2: I can do where you ask go through their phone.

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Speaker 1: No, no, that's not it. That's them cheating.

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Speaker 2: No do you mean like walk in and they're with

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Speaker 2: the gardener?

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Speaker 1: What if you just ask me you're cheating on me?

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Speaker 1: Is that a good way to find out if they are? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they can still lie.

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Speaker 2: This, which is called the water bottle technique, is like

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Speaker 2: nothing I've ever heard of before. Right, No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: it's completely different. You'll just have to listen to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Try it out on your own loved one podcast genius

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Speaker 2: water bottle hack right here to find out if your

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Speaker 2: partner might be cheating on you. This has gone viral overnight.

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Speaker 2: It's huge, guys. The tok has just blown up over

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Speaker 2: this one. A man has come out and said, this

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Speaker 2: is the ultimate test and it's a very very simple

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Speaker 2: one to do. So let's say you're so affecting your

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Speaker 2: partner of cheating on you. What you got to do

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Speaker 2: is he says, you go and buy a water bottle

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Speaker 2: right that she hasn't seen before. Just stand a water

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Speaker 2: bottle that you might carry around and drink from during

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Speaker 2: the day. You buy your water bottle. Now, the next

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Speaker 2: thing you do, he says, he recommends that you place

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Speaker 2: it somewhere in your partner's car. Now, what you do

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Speaker 2: is pretend to stumble across it yourself. So if you

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Speaker 2: I see a water bottle there that I've planted, right,

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Speaker 2: So from that moment, he says you, what you need

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Speaker 2: to her and say, and you need to use these

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Speaker 2: you think it's definitely there. So you've got to sell

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Speaker 2: it in here's your water bottle. Right. If they don't

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Speaker 2: have anything to hide from you, Daniel says, your partner

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Speaker 2: will have no issue saying that's not my water bottle all.

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Speaker 2: But if they have been unfaithful, then they'll accept it

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Speaker 2: that moment and think, was that so and so the

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Speaker 2: person that I'm cheating with, was it their water bottle?

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Speaker 1: What if you have numerous water bottles though, and you

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Speaker 2: Know, you would know it's your You would know it's

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Speaker 1: Then now, but we we would have fifteen water bottles

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Speaker 2: Well, buy one that's really different there, I mean, in

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Speaker 1: But let's say I did it ONJ and I honestly

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Speaker 1: the acting would be over the top, here's your water

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Speaker 2: Walk out of the house, accepted the water bottle. She's cheating.

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Speaker 2: So okay for your situation, because you've got a collection

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Speaker 2: of the not with a cheater on it should be

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Speaker 1: If you if you're cheating with someone far divorce. I

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Speaker 1: don't think the person's leaving their water bottle in your car,

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Speaker 2: But you might. What you could do fits is you

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Speaker 1: Got you? Okay, all right, a big cheater. We're going

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Speaker 1: to try We should try this personally. I suppose shouldn't I?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want to try it? And I'll try it.

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Speaker 1: Can we get a free water bottle at Tom?

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Speaker 2: Where we going to get these water bottles on them?

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Speaker 1: Statues book for holiday you this summer.

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Speaker 2: Because Ozzie's acted a little different on holidays, more daring, relaxed,

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Speaker 1: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit

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Speaker 2: The booking next getaway on the what if app? What

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Speaker 1: Over the weekend? Right, So Lenny is I mean, he's

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Speaker 2: Oh dare this one's got the power of twenty. Have

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Speaker 1: So so we do you know what? I need to

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Speaker 2: What's he doing?

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Speaker 2: Because what's he got going on?

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Speaker 1: He's got this amazing cart. He got it from Mum

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Speaker 1: Can we ring Lenny? Give him a call, jest.

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Speaker 2: Call him on his mobile.

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Speaker 1: He might be out for a jog, Nolenda. Oh no,

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Speaker 2: Lenny? You're live on the radio, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's your dad Whippers here as well. Tom's here

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Speaker 4: Hi.

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Speaker 1: Hi, hey Lenny. What's the rare Pokemon card that you have? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Well, there's one and I got It's called ray Quaser Vmax.

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Speaker 1: Oldhar Yeah, ray Quaser, ray Quaser. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: ray Quas does, but it's vmax and it's special. It's

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Speaker 2: Does any other kids at school have this card? Lenny?

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Speaker 1: But not al Yeah, so this is a rare one, right.

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Speaker 1: So Lenny tells me that, Dad, it's worth a bit

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Speaker 1: So we went into Good Gaming, didn't we. And you

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Speaker 1: tells you how much the card is worth, right, Lenny?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell everyone out there how much the card's worth?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Well, altogether I had five cards altogether was seven seventy

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Speaker 2: Bucks for it for the five cards. So he's hit

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Speaker 2: the jackpot, right, God, Lennie, you're running hot now.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Lenny, we find out that three of those cards

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Speaker 1: I'm in This is cash time for me here, Lenny,

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Speaker 5: Well, well, we saw like a little chip at the top,

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Speaker 5: And he looked at it and he says, there's like

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Speaker 1: So, Lenny, so there was this I didn't even see it.

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Speaker 1: It was a tiny, tiny little dent up the top.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what, Lenny? I reckon for one to

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: No, Secondly, you just got the wrong You got the

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Speaker 2: It might not be worth five hundred and eighty dollars,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, can you tell everyone though you did sell one card? So, Lenny,

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Speaker 5: Nine dollars?

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Speaker 2: Okay, that can feed it for an hour.

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Speaker 1: He thought. He was on the way there. He was

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Speaker 1: He's going to save a little bit of himself. Here

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Speaker 2: That's a kick in the pants. You've still got your card.

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Speaker 2: They just sell it on the black market.

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Speaker 1: And then I said, and I said to him, why

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Speaker 1: we're going to have to go back. I think you're right,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okayam buy it, but I don't think they will.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know a few people out of paramatter buy anything.

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Speaker 1: he shattered.

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Speaker 2: Finally, he was going to there's a chip in the card,

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Speaker 2: so someone's dropped it walking down the stairs once or something.

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Speaker 1: Who's going to fend for himself. He's got his first job.

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Speaker 1: of weeks. The rental crisis is pretty tough and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it's an amazing moment. I mean you're worrying out

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Speaker 6: I still get in trouble because Brontie gave birth at

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Speaker 2: It's mad Monday?

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Speaker 1: My old man went back Loxton footy Club as well,

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Speaker 2: What else am I going to do?

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Speaker 1: And are you serious? I still can't drive?

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Speaker 2: Did he say?

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Speaker 1: Quite sore? I'm joking no, he said to her from

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Speaker 2: He's put in the car. He's put in the car

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Speaker 2: You're right, if it's a C section, you're not meant

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Speaker 2: You're in all sorts of paints. She's still bed dridding

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Speaker 1: Claudia from French as Forest. How quickly did he go

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Speaker 7: Claude old morning, guys. I'm a midwife, or I used

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Speaker 7: I'm just going to go to the pub.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to go to the pub. But it

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Speaker 2: He just wanted to go to the pub. By himself.

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Speaker 7: I think he was just nerv us as a whole

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Speaker 2: To I see, Claudia. The other thing I did too,

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Speaker 8: Yeah, at least you were there.

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Speaker 2: I want to Claudia, that's he just can't do it

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Speaker 1: He could just lie just so. I'm going to get

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Speaker 2: She would have noticed he stumbles in from topping up

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Speaker 1: How quickly did he duck off after you had a child? Ladies,

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Speaker 1: all men ashen horns we had quickly did he go

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Speaker 3: Hey, guys, so this one didn't actually happen to me.

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Speaker 3: This one happened to my mom.

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Speaker 7: So when I was born, my mom had an emergency

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Speaker 9: And not long after, Dad traveled forty minutes not to

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Speaker 2: He just took off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, straight after you were born, he's going to watch

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Speaker 1: his local tam did within.

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Speaker 8: A couple of hours, so mum's obviously they're not able

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Speaker 7: Lot of pain for the first child.

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Speaker 3: And Dad just said, hey, so darn go go up

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Speaker 10: Local soccer tea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to love the world game.

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Speaker 1: It's understandable.

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Speaker 2: I mean, might have been a big game.

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Speaker 1: You've got to support. I suppose you could get the

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Speaker 2: The baby coming out, just by ringing somebody of the

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Speaker 2: soccer game. Why not welcome to the show. How quickly

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Speaker 11: Good lads, A long time. Listen the first LD caller

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Speaker 11: you beautiful. Oh I mostly cut the cord and walked out.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so your job was done.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well I'm this is over in news eal And.

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Speaker 11: I was driving truckles there eleven hours I know when

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Speaker 12: Okay, so way no after that, did you then find

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Speaker 12: a park Wayne and go back in?

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Speaker 1: Or did you go and have a couple of bees?

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Speaker 11: Oh I'm parked that We on a corner and had

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Speaker 1: Gee?

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Speaker 2: What sort of truck me driving? Why not?

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Speaker 13: Double?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Really big in it?

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Speaker 2: How many gears on that name can Worth?

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Speaker 1: Yea? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Nice rigg, really nice rigg?

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Speaker 1: How many gears did your wife go through having your child?

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Speaker 1: And I think that would have been harder for her?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: She she really wasn't happy in the end of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why?

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Speaker 2: And I sorry to hear about you.

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Speaker 11: You really didn't a lot of the fact that the

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, Wayne, when.

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Speaker 1: Any trucking year, We've got Wayne's number now, Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: you can rely on. It's one of the worst lines ever.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Sorry? When a guy says that I don't

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Speaker 1: get it. Beth's giving us a call from box. Heel Joe, Beth,

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Speaker 1: how are you your father in law? Tell us about him.

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Speaker 10: It's a bit of a backward story. So he did

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Speaker 10: get to the birth fine and stay. But he actually

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Speaker 10: one teeth and Matthew instead of two.

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Speaker 1: What's the name Matthew?

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Speaker 10: It's matt too, really with one teeth?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, No, he's rocked up after a few and

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Speaker 2: Beth, yep, I do gave the paperwork the dad. That's

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Speaker 2: a terrible idea. Thanks, Math.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Gay in Glenbrook. How quickly did he

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Speaker 1: go after the baby was born Gay?

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Speaker 13: He went pretty much straight away.

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Speaker 9: We drove to the hospital and it was Easter, and

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Speaker 9: then he decided he would turn around and go back

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Speaker 9: and buy easter eggsplore the nurses. So I was sitting

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Speaker 9: we went back to the hospital and I go and

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Speaker 9: he was a Corners pilot and had a renewal due

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Speaker 9: for the next day, and so he said, I've studied

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Speaker 9: your mind if.

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Speaker 13: I go, and I went whatever.

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Speaker 8: So he went and left me with his mother in law,

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Speaker 8: who hated me.

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Speaker 1: Gay.

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Speaker 2: Are you used to with him?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Right, I wasn't sure if you took off with one

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Speaker 2: of the nurses he'd give her the Easter eggs too.

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Speaker 8: No, No, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: What a superstar, Honey, I gotta fly.

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Speaker 1: I love Gay's reaction though I might get going, and

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Speaker 1: she said, yeah, go and do it whatever. She wanted

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Speaker 2: Keep your calls coming. I didn't realize there were so

443
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Speaker 2: many men that have let their women down in childbirth.

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Speaker 1: Fellers.

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Speaker 2: Come on, we're getting dirty.

446
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Speaker 1: Unbelievable, the WHI the podcast you were exposing blokes this morning,

447
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,160
Speaker 1: dog eggs. How quickly did he leave the hospital after

448
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Speaker 1: the baby was blood?

449
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Speaker 2: I didn't realize this was so common. I didn't think

450
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Speaker 2: we were going to get as many calls. The phone

451
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Speaker 2: lines have not stopped.

452
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Speaker 1: Well, he keep viewing it the wrong way around. What

453
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Speaker 1: is it?

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Speaker 6: I think that the topic should be how hard was

455
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Speaker 6: it for the dad to leave so soon after the baby?

456
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Speaker 1: Gone home?

457
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Speaker 6: On a Wednesday and men's comp at the golf Club's

458
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Speaker 6: Thursday mornings and so I wanted to just pop out

459
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Speaker 6: and play six hours of golf the morning after, and

460
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Speaker 6: Bronti was a bit off the idea, but I was like, no, no, no,

461
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Speaker 6: it's important that I get a bit of me time

462
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Speaker 6: after such an emotional journy.

463
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Speaker 1: Did you play? I was putting on my golf shoes

464
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Speaker 1: and I started crying. I felt really missed golf so

465
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Speaker 1: much about leaving. And Bronti was like, hey, it's okay, it's.

466
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Speaker 6: Really sweet that you're so upset about leaving the child.

467
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Speaker 6: And I said, thank you for understanding that I now

468
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Speaker 6: need to go and play six holes of golf. Driving

469
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Speaker 6: to the course, I don't believe you went through that

470
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Speaker 6: man at twenty nine points and that made me cry too,

471
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Speaker 6: But that's another story.

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Speaker 1: Sam in Botany, How quickly did he leave after the

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Speaker 1: baby was born?

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Speaker 8: Sam, Hey, it was about a week. Where did he go, Sam,

475
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Speaker 8: He went to Queensland. I had an emergency c section

476
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Speaker 8: on this Saturday, the twenty first of September, lost over

477
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Speaker 8: four leaders of blood. How a uterus collapse?

478
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god.

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Speaker 8: I got out on the following Friday. He was in

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Speaker 8: Queensland that Friday evening to go to my parents' house.

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Speaker 2: Same was the boat show on Magic Millions. What was

482
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Speaker 2: he needed for?

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Speaker 8: I don't know. I didn't even ask. I was like

484
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Speaker 8: I even had the groom calling me, and I was

485
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Speaker 8: just like, you'll be right.

486
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Speaker 3: You'll go to your parents' house for the weekend.

487
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Speaker 8: You know you'll be fine.

488
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Speaker 2: School is week is fun no matter what age.

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Speaker 1: S one up your sleeves. Sam, Let's get to Sean

490
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Speaker 1: now in King's Langley. How quickly did he leave after

491
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Speaker 1: the baby was born?

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Speaker 3: Mine's more like cathuiically or how hard is this to

493
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Speaker 3: turn up?

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Speaker 5: One time.

495
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Speaker 3: I was told like, I'm going into duce me. So

496
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Speaker 3: I called him at work at four o'clock and I

497
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 3: was like, hey, like thick juicy tonight if they'd come

498
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Speaker 3: back to the hospital at eight. He's like yet, no worries.

499
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Speaker 3: The after work and I get to hospital, got rolls

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Speaker 3: around and in walks a very drunk man.

501
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Speaker 1: Still not what was he? He wasn't in his Workhi

502
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Speaker 1: still shann was he?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: He walked in and he's like, whoa, why is that

506
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Speaker 3: lady so loud? Because you know how women like to

507
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Speaker 3: walk the horse to get through their labor and he

508
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Speaker 3: makes a comment out with poor ladies. He walks into

509
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Speaker 3: my labor room and this is you know, I've already started, obviously,

510
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Speaker 3: and my labor was sixteen hours ended in emergen civiziarians

511
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Speaker 3: need labor. He's like, can you just fight down a

512
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Speaker 3: little bit like very loud in here, and he fell

513
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Speaker 3: asleep for ten hours of it and then it turned

514
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Speaker 3: into an emergen cvizizarian and then because obviously he then

515
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Speaker 3: hungover or in the room and he's gagging about the

516
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Speaker 3: vomit in the emergency room of the man and they're

517
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Speaker 3: like about to kick him out.

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Speaker 2: Oh did he apologize? Shan? Are you still with him?

519
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Speaker 3: You sound it funny because all his mates stecked him

520
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 3: from work and we're like, look, it's our phol We

521
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 3: were like, let's wet the baby said before it comes.

522
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Speaker 3: We're like no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: No to this, Shan. Is he not better over the year, shun?

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Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you with the second one, that

525
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Speaker 3: was a plantians and they did it. I got there

526
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Speaker 3: at six am to have the plant for Areian, but

527
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Speaker 3: because there was emergencies happening, I didn't get in until

528
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Speaker 3: five pm. And as you know, you've got a fast

529
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Speaker 3: before the six o'clock for twelve hours, so that stays.

530
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Speaker 3: I hadn't eat for like twenty four hours, hadn't had

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Speaker 3: any water, and he's like, I'm really hungry, and I

532
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Speaker 3: was like, okay, go just sleep. But he decided to

533
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Speaker 3: bring the food back to my.

534
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Speaker 1: Room and.

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Speaker 2: You got yourself a winter show like caper.

536
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Speaker 3: Why would you do that to a heavily pregnant woman

537
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Speaker 3: shot in twenty hours?

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Speaker 1: Are you still happily married, Shan?

539
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We are well, Shan.

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Speaker 2: You're not the Shan that went out with Tom ive here.

542
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Speaker 2: You remember Tommy. You dated Shan a couple of times.

543
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 2: Been a reception, but she may have moved on since

544
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Speaker 2: tom You flew her in, you paid for a.

545
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Speaker 1: Flight and any other great stories remember that name?

546
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Speaker 2: Go down that road and you said no, I'm not

547
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Speaker 2: interested because she was racist. Good on your That's that's

548
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 2: a different shot.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: We had an old friend The.

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Speaker 1: Loser a podcast.

552
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Speaker 2: Here's a juicy one for you may have seen her

553
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Speaker 2: The news of anoder mother has received a hefty fine

554
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Speaker 2: for texting while driving onto the busy highway.

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Speaker 1: What was this?

556
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Speaker 2: Five demerit points gone and three hundred and sixty two

557
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Speaker 2: dollars five demerits.

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Speaker 1: Bang. Okay, yeah, so texting.

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Speaker 2: Is it's an interesting one. Here's here's the complication, and

560
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Speaker 2: here's the argument. Because she's now put her hand up

561
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Speaker 2: and hang on a minute, that's not exactly correct, because

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Speaker 2: she said, well, I wasn't using a mobile phone instead,

563
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Speaker 2: and I'll show you the photo. Fits that's her because

564
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 2: I've been caught with one of these cameras. Can you

565
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Speaker 2: see what she's holding there? It looks like a mobile phine.

566
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 2: Now the photo that was taken of me, remember the

567
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Speaker 2: shot where I was. I did have my phone in

568
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Speaker 2: my hand. I was in the wrong. I copped the demerits,

569
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Speaker 2: I copped the fine. But I initially thought it was

570
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Speaker 2: Lisa because the seat bet was cutting across the chest

571
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Speaker 2: and I could see some breasts. Yeah no, no, no, honey,

572
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Speaker 2: that's you. And then I realized they were my new

573
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Speaker 2: Lisa's got hairy breast. But I don't think, no, she doesn't.

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Speaker 2: I'm the one with the hairy norcs. What it turned

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Speaker 2: out to be was not a mobile phone at all.

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Speaker 2: It was it was a v Tech bluey ring ring phone,

577
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Speaker 2: which you can buy for about twenty dollars locks of

578
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Speaker 2: it like a mobile phone, but just plays silly sounds.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's still that's still five of demerits.

580
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Speaker 2: It's not a mobile phone.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: It's not a mobile phone.

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Speaker 1: She's looking at something and she's using it.

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Speaker 2: She's she's not looking at it she got in her

585
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Speaker 2: hand for because she's handing it to the kid out

586
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Speaker 2: of her handbag. So here's what it says.

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Speaker 1: It's still a fine.

588
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Speaker 2: New South Wales states drivers are prohibited from using a

589
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Speaker 2: mobile phone for video calling, texting, email, internet use such

590
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Speaker 2: as social media or photography unless the car is parked.

591
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 2: She's come out and said that bluey, that bluey toy

592
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Speaker 2: is none of the above. So you can't find me

593
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Speaker 2: five demera points and three hundred and sixty two dollars

594
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Speaker 2: because I'm not on a phone.

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Speaker 1: I disagree.

596
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Speaker 2: I'm on a bluey toy.

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Speaker 1: She's still going to the handbag. She's got it in

598
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Speaker 1: her hand and she's not passing it bay to the kid.

599
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Speaker 1: That looks like she's in front of it. Looks like

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Speaker 1: she is texting it.

601
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Speaker 2: Does it looks exactly like she's using a mobile phone.

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Speaker 2: Transport New South Wales and Revenue New South Wales are

603
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Speaker 2: going to review the penalty notice. They've said, well you

604
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Speaker 2: might have you might have acclaim here because you're not

605
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Speaker 2: actually on the phone.

606
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Speaker 1: Well it comes down a common sense.

607
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Speaker 2: But where is common sense? Like, here's the thing Tommy

608
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Speaker 2: and I were just talking about this because I don't

609
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 2: know where the law is here, and we have discussed

610
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 2: this before on the show. But if I'm eating a

611
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 2: sausage roll, right, I'm not thinking about it. I'm not

612
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,239
Speaker 2: looking at the sausage roll, I'm holding it and then

613
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: I'm stuffing it in my mouth. Now, if I was

614
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 2: to put sauce on the sausage roll, that becomes a

615
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 2: more complicated task. Yes, I would suggest that common sense

616
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 2: would say don't put sauce on his sausage roll while

617
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 2: driving when you're meant to have hands on the wall.

618
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Speaker 1: Would if you got busted by a camera with a

619
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Speaker 1: sausage roll in your hand eating it, would you get done?

620
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Speaker 2: I don't know if only twenty four ten, if you

621
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Speaker 2: know where the rule is, Like if I'm holding something,

622
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Speaker 2: if I'm holding a pen in my other hand for

623
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 2: some reason, is that breaking the law.

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Speaker 1: If you're writing an essay, at the time. Yeah it is.

625
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 2: I'll be driving chat GPT while I'm driving, But I

626
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 2: don't know about holding a coffee, that's I mean, that

627
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 2: would be quite that would be quite common. I would

628
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 2: suggest that is more dangerous than possibly eating a sandwich,

629
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Speaker 2: because the coffee could be too hot. All of a sudden,

630
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 2: you're distracted by the burn on your mouth and you're

631
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 2: not focusing on the road. Juggling where you don't juggle

632
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,239
Speaker 2: when you're driving Filemans do not juggle thineteen twenty four

633
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 2: to ten. Where is the law here?

634
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: I mean, if someone has been busted by a camera

635
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,959
Speaker 1: doing something else than being on your phone whilst driving,

636
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: I'd love to know if you've been busted for that.

637
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 2: Why don't we get Matt dagrut our traffic Pig to

638
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 2: get in his car and drive through as many cameras

639
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 2: as possible, just holding a doughnut in his left hand

640
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 2: and see if the photo comes back and he's fine.

641
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 1: He's already trying to set up a water bottle in

642
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: Brontie's car. I think with your cheating.

643
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 2: St how to catch someone's chorting?

644
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 13: So true, you're listening to the Fitzi and Whippo podcast.

645
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: Going to talk about Melissa where she's from New Zealand.

646
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: And Melissa was over visiting her sister up in Queensland

647
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: and she was she was in the spare bedroom at

648
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Speaker 1: home and she was asleep and then all of a

649
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: sudden she felt an enormous weight on top of her.

650
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: She was panicked that her sister and her husband were

651
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: just panicked by the loud bang. It was pitch black.

652
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: They had no idea what was going on. She couldn't

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00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: see her sister. They've turned on the light. This is

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00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: what I love about this photo. The ceiling has collapsed

655
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: on her. But instead of helping her, they've taken a viment.

656
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 2: I mean, she's got plasterball insulation and it's all dropped

657
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 2: out of the ceiling. They look like some sort of

658
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 2: moldy acoustic tile.

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00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: Oh yuck. And you would also be freaking out that

660
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Speaker 1: there's asbestos in there as well. There's a photo out

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Speaker 1: of Turkey, to be honest, and it looks like Chelsea

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Speaker 1: Hannah a little bit. I oh my god. So instead

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Speaker 1: of helping her and getting the ceiling off her, they've

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Speaker 1: taken a photo first. Is she laughing or is she

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Speaker 1: in a fit? A bit of pain there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got a broken arm. I think that's okay

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Speaker 2: she is.

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Speaker 1: I think her screams turning into laughter.

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Speaker 2: But you're right. Fits they've turned the light on. No

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Speaker 2: one's helping her. We'll get the photo first and then

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Speaker 2: if you have made it through.

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Speaker 1: I had a mate who went he would go surfing

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Speaker 1: regularly over an Ulauatu over in Bali, and he he

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Speaker 1: came back once and he had this huge scab on

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Speaker 1: the top of his head and I said, oh, mate,

676
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Speaker 1: did you hit the reef? He said no, He said,

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Speaker 1: we stay in a shack before we go surfing every day.

678
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: And the shack was so run down. One night, it

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00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: was raining and it had leaked through the roof and

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Speaker 1: the ceiling.

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00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 12: Fan was going because it was so hot, and it

682
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 12: leaked through the ceiling and the ceiling fan while it

683
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 12: was going Flatnackers fell on top of him to a

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Speaker 12: nick off, his head filling.

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Speaker 2: Do why what fell on you when you were a

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Speaker 2: sleep felt good?

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Speaker 6: Leg?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not bad, buddy, what's your story?

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Speaker 13: Sort of not really fell. I was getting I had

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Speaker 13: to go to a champing ship with my dad really early.

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Speaker 13: I'm guessing that he didn't believe that I was going

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Speaker 13: to get up as early as I was supposed to.

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Speaker 13: And so how I woke up is my dad quickly

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Speaker 13: slamming over the door of my bedroom and throwing our

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Speaker 13: family cat. And I'm just like, oh no, I just

696
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 13: quickly whacked up my forearms and.

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Speaker 1: He's like.

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Speaker 8: I was like, oh my god, what the hell?

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00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 11: He goes wake up and show me guard and I'm like, why.

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Speaker 2: When need to get you on a current affair. We've

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Speaker 2: had the dog man.

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00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: Before, that's you're the cat, but you are.

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00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 2: Officially now the catman.

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00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: After that. We'll get that. We'll get that. Thanks Phil,

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00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: Thanks Phil. Let's go to Jake and ride what fell

706
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Speaker 1: on you while you're a sleep? Jake?

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00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 3: I had a family of spider and fall on my

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00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 3: face and all over my bed.

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Speaker 2: I don't say that, Jake, don't say that.

710
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: So not just one d in my life, mill had

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Speaker 1: with millions.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, So you're lying there, Jake, and what from

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00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 2: the ceiling?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: So I was in bed and I was itchy all

717
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 3: of a sudden, and then I saw these dots on

718
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 3: my pillows and I looked up.

719
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Speaker 7: There was like a nest of spiders just jumping down

720
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Speaker 7: on me like parachute.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Jake, cat is a night I wonder what sort

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Speaker 1: of spider it was. I don't know. I just ran out.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to burn the posh.

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Speaker 1: Spiders for brecky Okay Ali in Penrith, What fell on

725
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: you while you're a slope alley?

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Speaker 4: I had been watching a movie at my boyfriend's house

727
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 4: and I'd fallen asleep on the lunch and we had

728
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 4: big beams over the lounge. So and my in laws

729
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 4: kept carpet snakes and they'd left the cages open, and

730
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 4: one of them fell asleep on the beans and it

731
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Speaker 4: fell asleep philosopher bean straight onto the lounge.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that would not sit well with me, Alie.

733
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Speaker 4: That wouldn't come over if it was out of its cake.

734
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Speaker 4: So I didn't even.

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Speaker 3: Know it was about.

736
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Speaker 2: So you woke up and the snake was there.

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Speaker 3: It landed on me.

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Speaker 1: That is a nightmare in itself, isn't It.

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Speaker 2: Had a similar story, Allie, when I was camping one

740
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,959
Speaker 2: time and I made a mine and had far too

741
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 2: much to drink, and I woke up and saw something similar.

742
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 2: He was urinating on me. That's a little bit different ruling.

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00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: On yeah, but slightly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't great. It was it really a good start

746
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Speaker 2: of the camping trip.

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Speaker 1: First night, I I sometimes sleep because I'm so long.

748
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Speaker 1: I sleep and that the end of my legs go

749
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Speaker 1: off the edge of the bed. How annoying, right, And

750
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Speaker 1: the dog sometimes the dog will come into the room,

751
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Speaker 1: he'll go and have a ween. When he comes back

752
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: into the room, he brushes past my feet. When you're

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Speaker 1: fast asleep, you honestly, you honestly believe someone else is

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Speaker 1: in the room. You would mate and I we've got,

755
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: you know, the baseball bat that we got from that

756
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: horror movie with the blood on it. So there's been

757
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: a couple of times where it is the weirdest feeling

758
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Speaker 1: when you're completely naked and you've got a baseball bat

759
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Speaker 1: and you are just it's just standing in the room

760
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: waiting to hear something. Um one's in the room.

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Speaker 2: Your heart rate lifts and you think, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: who is in the house.

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Speaker 1: And unfortunately I'm just beating down on Bejay's legs, not me.

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Speaker 1: It's not me. It hurts the dog. That's that's a

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Speaker 1: really bad feeling. You're on the running for first.

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Speaker 2: Class mate so much for joining. That's awesomebut It's the

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