Speaker 1: Jason Lauren on No.
Speaker 2: One hundred, Well, good morning everybody working Tuesday morning.
Speaker 3: I thought I did this morning on the way to work.
Speaker 3: You put the seat heaters on. It happened and cold
Speaker 3: last night, and I was like, yacky, Moses's chilly tonight,
Speaker 3: and Paul went, do you think I should turn the
Speaker 3: air conditioner off?
Speaker 4: It's still on.
Speaker 3: I was like, what do you mean, Yeah, windows open
Speaker 3: for some fresh No, we had the windows open for
Speaker 3: fresh air, so it was cold, and he goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: probably don't need the air conditioner tonight, do you. I
Speaker 3: was like, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: The times I've been around at your place sometimes it
Speaker 2: feels like there's a conditioning drought and like I have
Speaker 2: to sneakily turn it on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we've got big door like big windows that
Speaker 3: open and as you know, the big steel doors, and
Speaker 3: I always have them open. I prefer fresh air, and
Speaker 3: you're like, t close the doors and turn the air
Speaker 3: conditioner on.
Speaker 2: My sister's pace I house sat for two weeks when
Speaker 2: she went away. I had to leave cash for the
Speaker 2: air con.
Speaker 3: No, We're not like a Titus family that.
Speaker 2: That was just hue like fresh air.
Speaker 5: Like the air.
Speaker 2: I don't like the air.
Speaker 3: Con Queensland is love you know what else? They love
Speaker 3: ceiling fans, but we don't have a ceiling found in
Speaker 3: our room. And Paul's like, he's insistent on getting loves.
Speaker 3: So then he was like, well, I'm going to get
Speaker 3: one of those free standing fans. I was like, it's
Speaker 3: not going in our room one of those free snacks.
Speaker 4: They also like the bathroom, like that Doubles is a heater.
Speaker 3: Very good god, I had. I haven't got one of those,
Speaker 3: but I have one of those in there early two thousands,
Speaker 3: like tasting.
Speaker 2: The Big four switches. Goodness.
Speaker 4: It bucketed at some stage because I sort of woke up.
Speaker 4: I was like, what is that noise?
Speaker 3: Pouring rain? I love sleeping to the rain, though the.
Speaker 2: Crappy or weather can k news today?
Speaker 6: Eighteen pons guys, okay, yes, pa ponchos and umbrellas, little
Speaker 6: Hondy gumboats, little red wine, mushroom zotto tonight.
Speaker 3: I know you know what?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's changed. Oh actually timing, no, you just can't
Speaker 4: now because it's start. The mushroom trial is about to start,
Speaker 4: so we can't make you maybe.
Speaker 3: Mushroom pie trial, yes, smoothie, which one was wasn't there
Speaker 3: a smoothie one as well? No, they're fun.
Speaker 4: The jury is about to be paneled, so we can't
Speaker 4: make any jokes in pale in panels stuffy.
Speaker 3: Wait, which this is the beef Wellington Wellington?
Speaker 2: Ah, this is the well apparently issue.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So that's down in ghips Land Way. So that's
Speaker 4: about to start today and it's like the center of
Speaker 4: the universe. Legally, all the legal legals will be in
Speaker 4: more Well and it's quite amusing because all the journals
Speaker 4: have flocked down there to Christine Hearn's down there for
Speaker 4: the Today Show. She was telling me before there's no
Speaker 4: there's no accommodation down there, so they're having to bough no.
Speaker 3: Different mushroom, I've got all my legend bass.
Speaker 2: Apparently not apparently.
Speaker 4: No accommodation, so they're all in just very dicey airbnbs
Speaker 4: and all the all the King's counsels from around the
Speaker 4: legal traps that are all checking into the local dina.
Speaker 3: A terrible story, shocking, So that starts to stay today.
Speaker 2: How long they're expected to go could go for weeks,
Speaker 2: weeks and weeks and weeks.
Speaker 4: So that's one to watch.
Speaker 2: Let's let's shot with Christine her later on in the.
Speaker 4: Show see where she's staying.
Speaker 2: She like a little getaway break. I'm just a short
Speaker 2: drive from Melp and CBD.
Speaker 3: I'm filming postcards today are more well not in more
Speaker 3: We today go Melp. I'm in paran And it says
Speaker 3: in the script's an age old debates?
Speaker 4: Is it pran or paran?
Speaker 2: Money?
Speaker 4: You should say this not an old debate. When I
Speaker 4: go to Sydney to do the Today Show, those idiots
Speaker 4: up there can't say paran. I don't know why many
Speaker 4: people at parah p.
Speaker 2: It's no idea to be fair. I struggled with it
Speaker 2: when I first moved here.
Speaker 3: How did you say it?
Speaker 4: Priyan? Perhaps that'll do yeah, brand pran pH.
Speaker 2: We've got a huge show today. Your chance to possibly
Speaker 2: at the Las Vegas and see Bruno Mars. Harry McKay
Speaker 2: going to be joining us from the Blues.
Speaker 3: He is coming up as well, Brad Johnson from the Bulldogs, Legend.
Speaker 2: Let's get into it. Good Marta Melbourne Laters from and
Speaker 2: Sheering there. This is Noble one hundred.
Speaker 4: Yard that song It's cool, isn't it?
Speaker 2: On the air getting music reviews with Jason Lauren clint
Speaker 2: here as well.
Speaker 4: What do you love about it?
Speaker 3: It's do you know what I love about it? It's
Speaker 3: one of those songs that as soon as you've heard
Speaker 3: it one or twice, you feel like you can agree.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's the sign of.
Speaker 3: A good song.
Speaker 2: Castle on the Hill is still a banger.
Speaker 3: Banger, Yeah, when's coming back?
Speaker 2: He would he's popping up at the moment, doing little
Speaker 2: gigs around the po.
Speaker 3: He did Pink Pony Club in that pub, some Pink
Speaker 3: Pony Club, Pony Class.
Speaker 4: It was pretty good, it was I dare I say
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 3: Almost as good as I agree.
Speaker 2: So there's a club.
Speaker 3: I actually know the song Pink Pony Class.
Speaker 2: But the.
Speaker 4: Edge and there is a club as well. There was
Speaker 4: a club.
Speaker 3: And then Keith Urban's gone and done this acoustic version
Speaker 3: which was.
Speaker 4: Almost better than it.
Speaker 2: It was pretty good.
Speaker 3: We had a big debate in our house.
Speaker 4: He was Keith. He was doing it sort of like
Speaker 4: he hadn't heard it much because he was reading the
Speaker 4: lyrics of a little sheet. But he did a great job.
Speaker 3: Did you know that song Pink Pony Club is about
Speaker 3: the abbey in l A. Have you ever been to
Speaker 3: the abbey in in West Hollywood.
Speaker 4: Did you know that Abby is like this they Abby?
Speaker 4: Did you meet the Abby over there.
Speaker 2: As in the abbey from the song.
Speaker 4: The Abby from the the ex girlfriend?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: We had many ex girlfriends called.
Speaker 4: For Abby's You've got to I love Abby.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I just met a girl over there called them.
Speaker 4: There were no relationship as well.
Speaker 3: Many girl it's at high Abby, and you had Jason
Speaker 3: and then did you go let's.
Speaker 2: Go to the abbey. That's second.
Speaker 3: Well, the abbey is like this fabulous gay club where
Speaker 3: people get up and dance and dance on stages and
Speaker 3: pole dance, and it's outside.
Speaker 4: Yeah I think I've been think we've been there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great fun the ugly but it's sort
Speaker 3: of like outside it's I mean, I haven't been there
Speaker 3: for about ten years, but my gosh, it was fun
Speaker 3: when I went. And that is what Pink Pony Club
Speaker 3: is written about.
Speaker 2: Your dad. We found the Keith.
Speaker 4: You wanted me to see.
Speaker 2: They're can all the.
Speaker 7: Crazy visions of me.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 7: There's a special place with boys and girls can all
Speaker 7: between every single day.
Speaker 4: This is craky and what's an expert? Sorry he picked
Speaker 4: it up.
Speaker 3: He picked it up again?
Speaker 4: Are we still going?
Speaker 3: But it's pretty good, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Can we planning for? Well?
Speaker 3: I don't know who you're asking. You've got the button.
Speaker 4: It's very good, Monica.
Speaker 5: You won't make my mama press.
Speaker 2: Was a scene she sees girl, come ok.
Speaker 6: It's good you think girl, and you dance at the club.
Speaker 4: It's good, isn't it?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Because I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know because it wasn't. He didn't do it
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, he didn't do it like a concert.
Speaker 3: He's sort of someone told it all.
Speaker 4: It was someone sorting a microphone home.
Speaker 2: Here we go. I want to keep.
Speaker 4: I love Keith, I love it. But why do we
Speaker 4: refer Nicole as our Nicole and our Keith?
Speaker 3: Because they are the national treasures from a national treasure.
Speaker 4: But no one else.
Speaker 3: It's not like, well, yeah, it was like our Steve Irwin.
Speaker 4: Richard will exactly exactly like.
Speaker 3: It's it's like anyone who's in a national tree.
Speaker 4: What about our Margot?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: What else do we?
Speaker 4: We are a lot of them, all of them. That's
Speaker 4: our what's her name?
Speaker 3: And they they're our tim Tans.
Speaker 4: They are.
Speaker 3: That is our VEGEMI yes, that is and that was
Speaker 3: our Keith.
Speaker 2: Was let me down, your stay clean.
Speaker 3: No, you let yourself down.
Speaker 2: You've had my back every other year. And yesterday, after
Speaker 2: the show, I received the text message from my wife,
Speaker 2: Oh no, you're in strife, saying, looking forward to celebrating
Speaker 2: this afternoon. Did you get what are we celebrating? Did
Speaker 2: we win?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: You knew you got the text saying looking forward to celebrating,
Speaker 3: and you went white as it goes. I went, oh god,
Speaker 3: it's our wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2: Every year you remind.
Speaker 3: Me, No, that's not true. Every year I get you
Speaker 3: out of trouble by suggesting a great gift. And this
Speaker 3: year I was tired and I said, you're on your own, brother.
Speaker 2: Just put me out. Put a big one though.
Speaker 3: And I got sent some flowers yesterday to the office.
Speaker 4: I told you, did you read givet the flowers? Did
Speaker 4: you read the flowers?
Speaker 10: From?
Speaker 3: Flowers for everyone? I think they were call and lovely?
Speaker 3: And Jayce said could I just take? And I said no,
Speaker 3: they're too pretty.
Speaker 4: They look nice.
Speaker 2: They would have looked even better.
Speaker 3: And there is a forest directly across the road from
Speaker 3: our office.
Speaker 4: You tired us and get them? So what did we get?
Speaker 7: Low?
Speaker 4: And how did we.
Speaker 3: Celebrate My flowers look beautiful at home? Paul came home
Speaker 3: and said someone said your flowers got a little jelly
Speaker 3: from and I said, not telling.
Speaker 2: Oh that's strong, that's strong.
Speaker 3: Didn't care.
Speaker 2: You'd be one of those girls that had ten flowers
Speaker 2: from Ara.
Speaker 4: To the office.
Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't done that in years.
Speaker 2: So we we're going a babysitter and went out for
Speaker 2: dinner or you want to out the romantic setting.
Speaker 4: Six pm, six pm, that's living.
Speaker 2: See what was sad standing out in the front of
Speaker 2: the restaurant waiting for it to open six o'clock.
Speaker 3: You didn't make a reservation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did, but they didn't open until the time.
Speaker 3: On the reservation was sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was to get a babysitter, so last minute
Speaker 3: that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. One of the when of the girls I
Speaker 2: never seen.
Speaker 4: Question what sort of cuisine was it? Because you don't
Speaker 4: want to have too much Guar only.
Speaker 3: Goes to three restaurants. It was either anguson Bond or
Speaker 3: it was what's that other new one in the new
Speaker 3: one or not the one with the miso egg plus
Speaker 3: yeah no.
Speaker 4: Or the Beach Hotel or one of the no, great
Speaker 4: great pub. We did Korean barbecue. Korean barbecue.
Speaker 3: Last time you went to Korean barbecue you hated it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, this was a different one, a different one.
Speaker 3: The last time you were like, why would you go
Speaker 3: out and cook your own food? You can do that
Speaker 3: at home? Misery gonment.
Speaker 2: I know, but it actually worked in my favor because
Speaker 2: we had a little bit of a tiff in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: So rather than just intent looking at the anniversary, rather
Speaker 2: intently looking at each other, consistent clip chatting for an hour,
Speaker 2: you're busy cooking meat. So it takes the edge off a.
Speaker 3: Fair What did we find about yesterday? The fact you'd
Speaker 3: forgotten the anniversary possibly.
Speaker 2: Could have been a red light?
Speaker 4: And did you.
Speaker 3: Don't ask?
Speaker 2: I did? I got dessert. There's a beautiful gelato restaurant.
Speaker 4: What do they serve?
Speaker 2: Because barbecue?
Speaker 3: I love all types of Asian food, right, I love Japanese,
Speaker 3: I love Chinese food.
Speaker 4: I love the dessert. You're not strong on the dessert,
Speaker 4: like a little it's always like a mango pudding.
Speaker 2: Green tea, green tea. If it's green, peppermint pistacia, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sold.
Speaker 2: You know what I've never had which people talk up
Speaker 2: massively fried ice that's.
Speaker 4: Good, that's actually and that.
Speaker 3: There's one place on Chapel Street called the Oriental Teahouse
Speaker 3: that used to do chocolate dumplings and they were, oh.
Speaker 4: That sounds amazing. Sorry, chocolate dumplings.
Speaker 3: They are in like the dumpling sort of coating was
Speaker 3: like a little sweeter and it had like this chocolate
Speaker 3: and when they put in being like melted.
Speaker 4: Oh, we must go either that or golden syrup dumplings.
Speaker 4: The you had syrup basically in the description like maple syrupurse. Yeah,
Speaker 4: my mum used to make them all the time. It's
Speaker 4: like this beautiful butter Scotch type dumpling situation with ice cream.
Speaker 2: Brisbane and weird was a street Vieta. Just listening to
Speaker 2: your news there, Clint. Megan Markle emails her kids every
Speaker 2: night before bed.
Speaker 4: What do you mean she emails them just to say
Speaker 4: that she loves them and she cares for them and
Speaker 4: she can't stop thinking about them.
Speaker 3: But what doesn't she just say to them?
Speaker 4: I think that's when they've gone to sleep, so just
Speaker 4: to remind them.
Speaker 3: Do they even read it? I don't think.
Speaker 4: Isn't that little girl three. Yeah, she's got a beautiful
Speaker 4: little American accent as well, which is quite the idea
Speaker 4: is in America, America.
Speaker 2: Kids can look back at their Hotmail account in years
Speaker 2: to come, be like I look mistress from Mum.
Speaker 3: I'd have to look up Golden Angel at hotmail to
Speaker 3: find you. And then I grew up and became I
Speaker 3: think it was like sexy legs one one too well.
Speaker 3: Just my friend's email is I'm too hot for you
Speaker 3: at hot mail if you underscores in there, I'm underscore
Speaker 3: to the number two underscore hot underscore number four.
Speaker 4: It's underscore trouble when you gotta do a double underscore.
Speaker 3: Take terribly confused.
Speaker 2: To us that that always looks professional.
Speaker 3: I'm too hot for you about while we were applying
Speaker 3: for jobs at Gloria Jeans, I want to hear the
Speaker 3: little voice.
Speaker 2: Get it.
Speaker 4: We'll get it and play it later.
Speaker 2: We will play think.
Speaker 4: I love the Sussexes.
Speaker 1: When we think Lily, I think it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: I think it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: When we think Lily, I think it's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Beautiful.
Speaker 3: She can't read an email, yet, what do you think
Speaker 3: I emailager?
Speaker 4: I see if she has a lisp. That's really sad.
Speaker 2: What do you think you know is my kids used
Speaker 2: to sound like Pepper Pink when they would watch it
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a little British accent.
Speaker 3: It's cute.
Speaker 4: See Pepper Pigs having a baby.
Speaker 3: Really is Pepper piggy girl?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: One of them is a girls very young that the
Speaker 4: other one one of them? One of them did a
Speaker 4: gender reveal the other day. Bloeie b was it bluey
Speaker 4: bl and Pepper Pig Google, we really need some music
Speaker 4: for a pig doll?
Speaker 2: Executive producer Brady.
Speaker 4: Pepper Pig is not having a baby. Mama Pig is.
Speaker 2: Peper child.
Speaker 4: Mama Pig, but she's having a girl. Because the gender
Speaker 4: reveal the other day. You're going to be Pepper Pig's
Speaker 4: little sister. I believe so.
Speaker 2: So Mommy and Daddy Pek were being rolling and Peer
Speaker 2: announced the gender veal.
Speaker 4: Do they burnouts or something? What about that? What about
Speaker 4: the cake? But people cut open the cake?
Speaker 3: No, but people aren't cutting open cakes anymore. What's this
Speaker 3: about people putting the wine glass in the cake and
Speaker 3: pulling it up?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: Never w and they break what? I don't get the purpose.
Speaker 2: Understand the cake the ones I don't understand.
Speaker 3: You can't even eat it.
Speaker 2: I don't get one people.
Speaker 3: In the glass.
Speaker 2: Upload the videos of like when they've got like two
Speaker 2: girls right, and then they'll pop the balloon. It'll be
Speaker 2: pink confetti and you openly see the dad like shit,
Speaker 2: and it's like, well, don't don't let that video? Has
Speaker 2: that kid going to be when they watch it back?
Speaker 3: If you only want one gender, don't do the gender.
Speaker 2: Guys working on the party.
Speaker 3: That the gender reveal last night, just not the glass
Speaker 3: in the cake that I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Oh, thanks, Bratt, Let's get into it. This is number
Speaker 2: one hundred morning.
Speaker 3: Clint as the single boy on the team. Have you
Speaker 3: dabbled in the apps? Were you ever on any of them?
Speaker 4: The dating apps a long time ago?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 3: I only signed up for like two seconds because I
Speaker 3: heard someone I.
Speaker 2: Knew was on it now right profile I am.
Speaker 3: When I sing.
Speaker 4: I pop up in other people's photos, like you know,
Speaker 4: in friends photos on the app, photos of me on
Speaker 4: someone else's profile.
Speaker 3: I've had that happen to me. Also, people put you
Speaker 3: as a friend friend of the brand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, holding a fish. Apparently that goes down to treat.
Speaker 4: Is that the worst app? That's the worst kind of profile.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, blokes a post photos of them with fish.
Speaker 4: Girls do not like if they like fishermen though fish apparently.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're on the I don't think they're
Speaker 2: on the apps.
Speaker 3: Remember when I had it for a very short time
Speaker 3: and that one person kept matching with me and I
Speaker 3: kept swiping no, no, And then when any went to
Speaker 3: my Yeah, I think at the time I had Twitter
Speaker 3: and then my Instagram and then my Facebook, and I
Speaker 3: was like, it's still no. It did someone hard and
Speaker 3: then I kept bumping into him. Remember I know it
Speaker 3: was that summer at my single summer at the tennis
Speaker 3: when I kept seeing you and I was like, unbelievable. Anyway, Woodbridge, No,
Speaker 3: Tod's been happily married for.
Speaker 4: The poo, poo. Anyway, you can't date some poo.
Speaker 3: It has been revealed that ossies are expanding their radius
Speaker 3: because people are running out of options.
Speaker 4: So this is it's it's an in built radius, is it?
Speaker 3: You can I think you can put how far you
Speaker 3: willing to travel, so I'm not really across. Yes, you
Speaker 3: can put ten kilometer radius from where you are.
Speaker 2: I know some people won't date someone who's on the
Speaker 2: north side, like the that's just too much work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well they go outside, they just.
Speaker 4: But I know others who preload the app. So when
Speaker 4: they land in the city, Yeah, they got there and
Speaker 4: they're ready to go.
Speaker 3: It's already checking for they will have a radius within
Speaker 3: when well, it says now the average Melbourne data is
Speaker 3: prepared to travel eighty point five kilometers. It's nearly an
Speaker 3: hour and a half. Okay, where's eighty kilometers?
Speaker 4: Strikes me as being like lar Away down.
Speaker 3: Where in South Melbourne. Let's put in Geelong.
Speaker 4: Gelongs about one hundred clicks, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I mean you'd stop at that giant so you.
Speaker 3: Have to seventy four from here to Geelong further a
Speaker 3: talky talk.
Speaker 2: You stop at the survey and just go what am
Speaker 2: I doing with myself?
Speaker 3: But really, I don't think so you'd stop the servo
Speaker 3: for a snack?
Speaker 4: What about on the way? What about up to to
Speaker 4: get your energy up up the human it w'd be
Speaker 4: like Seymour Way. Okay, that's on a wedding seam, Castle Maine,
Speaker 4: long way, Castle Maine.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I'd say that to question Castle, Maine is
Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty three.
Speaker 2: That's a bit too. That's a lot. It's a lot
Speaker 2: of pressure. I'm not driven all this way. It is
Speaker 2: the performance. Would want to be good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, also what eighty point five look up?
Speaker 4: It's intriguing, like you've never met these people before, and
Speaker 4: then you're like, is this Some people am ready.
Speaker 3: To go just on the apps to hook up. Some
Speaker 3: people are there to meet the love of their life
Speaker 3: and maybe they're going for dinner. Would you drive eighty
Speaker 3: point five kilometers to go to a Korean barbecue date?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: If the other yes, the other person.
Speaker 3: You do it for a throwdown, not a Korean.
Speaker 4: Barbe Maybe create barbecue after that?
Speaker 3: What about a good terranis would you drive?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, absolutely during I don't know what we'll get here.
Speaker 2: But thirteen twenty four ten, who have you recognized on
Speaker 2: a dating app'll be seen?
Speaker 3: Maybe it's an X, Maybe it's your boss. If you
Speaker 3: were on a dating app and there was your.
Speaker 2: Boss, an X would be strong, X would be strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw my ex in fact, But the amount of.
Speaker 2: People about your partner, oh surely not, No, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: That happens a teacher. Yeah, can you imagine? I know
Speaker 4: the teacher is big, but your partner, hang on, I'd
Speaker 4: swipe right on the teacher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just out of interest. Curiosity would kill the cat.
Speaker 10: I mean not all of them is a sports teacher
Speaker 10: or yeah, former teachers yeah yeah yeah count no.
Speaker 3: No, no, not current teachers.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is out number. You can remain
Speaker 2: completely anonymous.
Speaker 3: But if you saw your mum or your dad.
Speaker 2: No dad, you'd pretend to just just swipe to just
Speaker 2: you know, get him down at the meet up got chab.
Speaker 3: Because you also put age brackets in as well as radiuses,
Speaker 3: don't you so? Like I'm into twenty five to thirty five,
Speaker 3: I'm not some people would thirty five to forty five.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like Daddy's dadd is. I don't think you could
Speaker 4: just tick daddy's.
Speaker 2: I'm going to need that audio isolated place.
Speaker 3: Maybe I think there's a box for daddy's, is it?
Speaker 2: We got a box for everyone? Now I'm here, and
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Speaker 4: What can you get down at glue store?
Speaker 2: Bit of stussy Muscleope.
Speaker 3: Jeans, jeans and sneakers.
Speaker 2: If you recognize someone on a dating app, give us
Speaker 2: call it over. We are talking. Who have you seen
Speaker 2: on a dating app? It could be a school teacher.
Speaker 2: It could even be daddy.
Speaker 3: That's right, daddy, Daddy, Yaddy? All right, don't slow that, daddy.
Speaker 3: We were asking, though, have you seen someone or something
Speaker 3: interesting on a dating apps? Or kinds of things and
Speaker 3: all kinds of people? Maybe we don't expect her often
Speaker 3: on there.
Speaker 2: Good morning to Bobby Phillips. If he's listening, he is yours.
Speaker 3: Yaddy, Okay, that's enough. He would not be on a
Speaker 3: dating app. He would not go hard to work it.
Speaker 4: Can you be.
Speaker 7: Seen?
Speaker 2: Is dating it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: There would be.
Speaker 3: It's like the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 2: It's I think it's more of the website rather than that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thats like adult Match Madison down, didn't it?
Speaker 2: That's still going?
Speaker 3: Is still going?
Speaker 4: I believe did you ever watch that Netflix star?
Speaker 2: That was incredible?
Speaker 4: It's amazing. You can't be discrete on dating apps, so
Speaker 4: can you? The whole point is to not be described. No, no,
Speaker 4: but you know, if you want to be seen by
Speaker 4: some not seen by others, well you can restrict filter,
Speaker 4: can you.
Speaker 2: I mean you could wear a bella clav and your profile,
Speaker 2: but it might throw a few people that'd.
Speaker 3: Be strong, like if I if you're a school teacher
Speaker 3: on a dating app, right, like a young school teacher,
Speaker 3: you would make sure that age bracketways, say twenty two plus,
Speaker 3: so you wouldn't have any students. You wouldn't cross paths
Speaker 3: with anyone.
Speaker 2: You're probably crossing paths with their parents.
Speaker 4: That's all right.
Speaker 2: Imagine finding out your dad went on a date with
Speaker 2: your teacher.
Speaker 3: It would happen all the time.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Jay Singrad. Morning, Jayson, we are good,
Speaker 2: hew'd you say? On the dating app?
Speaker 11: I was actually me cousin's horrible girlfriends. But I came
Speaker 11: across on the day.
Speaker 3: Now, your cousin's horrible girlfriend Were they still together?
Speaker 7: They were?
Speaker 11: They were so straight away screenshots sent it through and
Speaker 11: the chips foul where they did. And the first thing
Speaker 11: he asked me to do was to swipe right to
Speaker 11: see if we matched.
Speaker 3: Didn't match, that's my boyfriend's cousin. Better say, now, did
Speaker 3: they break up? Jason?
Speaker 11: Yeah, straight away he said no, this because we all,
Speaker 11: we all despised her. We all went fans of Earth.
Speaker 11: And as soon as he came across that with the.
Speaker 4: Screenshot, Jason, when you saw it, like.
Speaker 2: I kind of I.
Speaker 11: Kind of screamed, like, Australia just won the World cut.
Speaker 4: Did you find someone nice on the dating app?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 4: Did you find someone nice on the dating app? No?
Speaker 11: He just he found someone in the old school. I
Speaker 11: just bumped into them. And then I.
Speaker 2: Reckon, that's making a comeback. But that's just meeting people
Speaker 2: in a bar and stuff. No, not necessarily a nightclub,
Speaker 2: but just sleep meeting people in a bar or a
Speaker 2: restaurant or just club.
Speaker 3: We're a referral from a friend blind day, because what
Speaker 3: if someone's recommended?
Speaker 4: I just hate the follow up.
Speaker 2: But then I'm like, how do you go?
Speaker 4: What were they like you?
Speaker 2: And you know she's telling it's just like it's not too.
Speaker 3: Much dating, it's hard fun but you're married.
Speaker 2: No, no, but if she leaves me, well you.
Speaker 3: Don't need to tell us that twice. Olivia, Good morning,
Speaker 3: my good morning, Hello Olivia. Olivia. Did you bump into
Speaker 3: someone on an on a dating app.
Speaker 8: So when I was in the eighth and I was
Speaker 8: with a friend and that friend's oldest sibling has Grinders
Speaker 8: on their phone. So we thought, oh, let's have some time,
Speaker 8: let's go on that. And we were just scroggling on it,
Speaker 8: and then we found out like at the time our
Speaker 8: drama teacher from school.
Speaker 3: Mister G, were you still at school?
Speaker 8: Yeah, and like he was my favorite teacher, so like
Speaker 8: I just loved him even more after seeing that.
Speaker 3: You love more Grinder get it, mister G. Mister G,
Speaker 3: did you swipe right or left?
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 2: I don't think I think they do that in person.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a Christian Mingles dating it. It's like
Speaker 2: a religious data.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good idea. It's good meet like minded people.
Speaker 2: Silver singles for the older demographic.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the golden Bacheler.
Speaker 2: To be the golden Bachler, you'd be able to get.
Speaker 3: I reckon, you could go on. Now, hang let me
Speaker 3: check the edge. Silver doing a live Google.
Speaker 2: You're doing your work.
Speaker 3: Live Google lover Silver Singles. Okay, guys, the age no
Speaker 3: over fifties.
Speaker 4: What about Christian mingles? Do you have to be baptized?
Speaker 2: What are you doing Saturday? I want to throw at
Speaker 2: a water.
Speaker 4: Ovene probably.
Speaker 3: Mingles.
Speaker 2: I can say that I was a multiple.
Speaker 3: Because there's search meet and fall in love with your
Speaker 3: Christian christ.
Speaker 4: There you go, because you're going to be a good
Speaker 4: a good way. What do you want? Harmony is the
Speaker 4: time to be Christians. At the moment of a lot
Speaker 4: of good conversation starts sorry, We're just don't want.
Speaker 3: Harmony a website or a dating app.
Speaker 4: The harmony sounds.
Speaker 2: Like a webb right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Final Call thirteen twenty fourteen is our number, Martina, Good morning.
Speaker 10: Hi.
Speaker 9: About ten years ago, Tinder had a function where it
Speaker 9: would show you through your Facebook friends were using Tinder.
Speaker 4: Oh what did you see on it?
Speaker 9: And I came across my mum husband of her third husband.
Speaker 4: Oh my lord, good lord? Did you tell him or her.
Speaker 9: First told my brother. We were meant to confront her together,
Speaker 9: but things happened, so it was just me.
Speaker 2: That told her.
Speaker 9: I went down and confronted him. After I had told her,
Speaker 9: I demanded to go through his pine and his computer.
Speaker 9: I was going through his fine and I realized he
Speaker 9: was deleeting things of his computer, so I dumped straight
Speaker 9: on his computer. You don't not want to know what
Speaker 9: I found on that computer?
Speaker 3: Hey Martina did did she dump him?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: She's still.
Speaker 4: Has he?
Speaker 3: Is he changed?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 9: Probably not?
Speaker 11: Probably street about it?
Speaker 4: Third times of chart? Yeah, both around four. I s.
Speaker 7: Numberfore number four.
Speaker 2: You know you do get a present from me on
Speaker 2: the fourth wedding. I'll give you the hot tip. You know,
Speaker 2: I want to know what she fears. Surely someone want
Speaker 2: to go through to get laptop. But you just pought
Speaker 2: petrol light?
Speaker 4: I think, don't you just done empty search history?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it's totally cleiquly. Chapel Rome Morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Just go on sixteen past seven. You're on over one
Speaker 2: hundred showers today, tops up eighteen. We are going for
Speaker 2: She's gonna be a wet one.
Speaker 3: That's a ripper. That Chapel Rohan song, The give Up.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's cool.
Speaker 3: It's a real, it's a real like thy slapper.
Speaker 2: Pink Pony Club.
Speaker 3: But it's a bit yeah yeah, I love it. Big
Speaker 3: Coyote a bit yeah yeah. Hey, I was saying yesterday,
Speaker 3: I've got my beautiful in laws intown.
Speaker 4: Paul from quite a big family, lucky thing.
Speaker 3: One of his sisters. Well I am lucky when you
Speaker 3: hear what happened. One of his sisters and her husband
Speaker 3: have been in town from Hearth, which has been so
Speaker 3: nice to have them. And I was, well, yesterday I
Speaker 3: was telling you how I made a chicken pie, and
Speaker 3: you guys gave me an absolute roasting because I didn't
Speaker 3: make the pie. As Clint reminded me, there was no
Speaker 3: structural integrity to my pie because it was a chicken
Speaker 3: pot pie, which is chicken with the pastry on the top.
Speaker 4: Pastry with a lid, soup with a lid. It was good,
Speaker 4: or a stew with a lid.
Speaker 2: Stupid, not my.
Speaker 3: Best but good anyway, So you asked, am I putting
Speaker 3: it on? Last night? They cooked for us?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 12: Yes, this.
Speaker 4: Is living.
Speaker 3: Is that acceptable for me to say, yeah, you guys
Speaker 3: cook in our house your visit? I thought I was
Speaker 3: supposed to ansertain before.
Speaker 4: Can we have some questions? Some questions answered? What did
Speaker 4: they cook?
Speaker 3: A six hour roast lamb? Like slow cooked roast slam on?
Speaker 3: This like roasted vegetable coosk? Was fetter roasted tomato?
Speaker 4: Situation?
Speaker 2: Is it cramped to yours? Because they're welcome a state mind,
Speaker 2: but we have roots, So you.
Speaker 4: Think that's okay.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say no, no, no,
Speaker 3: you can't have the in laws in town and get
Speaker 3: them to cool.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: I think it's like the you know you have to
Speaker 2: offer and going no, no, no, you're visiting. But then
Speaker 2: if I was in their situation, I'll be like, no, no,
Speaker 2: you guys are putting us up. Let us cook your meal.
Speaker 2: Put it this way.
Speaker 4: You'd have to do that, you'd have to do the dishes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did the dishes.
Speaker 4: You did.
Speaker 3: I did the dishes. But I don't think I can
Speaker 3: ever cook a roast lam for Paul again.
Speaker 4: Because it was it was it succulent.
Speaker 3: It was succulent because it was slow cooked. And also
Speaker 3: then I invited my then invited my family.
Speaker 4: No, you know you can't do that.
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, guys, who wants to have dinner
Speaker 3: at my house? Slow cooked ross lamb?
Speaker 2: So what you do that thing where it's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm just adding three more for dinner, we're going to
Speaker 2: need more course of.
Speaker 4: Course, is that acceptable? No, rude, you can't be doing that.
Speaker 4: They've got their way to cook for you and Paul.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I invited guests over No, No, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: smart did they.
Speaker 4: I don't have to happen.
Speaker 3: I don't have to have my brother and sister in
Speaker 3: law over for a while, because did.
Speaker 2: You cook for did they? They happened to do any
Speaker 2: takeaway packs or anything?
Speaker 4: They took the takeaway lamb? What brother?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think slow cooked lamb sounds extravagant.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: It is much better though, sung.
Speaker 2: It in the ovens.
Speaker 3: Shuck it in like the oven and do the normal lamb.
Speaker 3: But we'll do small lam because only two of us.
Speaker 3: But the slow cooked so much better.
Speaker 4: So you were saying it lamb.
Speaker 2: I know, but you've got the patience if.
Speaker 3: You just put it in and leave it, don't you?
Speaker 3: I said, you just leave it. She was like, no,
Speaker 3: you do this and you do that. You know, Belinda, Paul,
Speaker 3: this is a very good Again the.
Speaker 4: Culinary question you annoyed. You went so annoyed, and your
Speaker 4: family just curss cuss.
Speaker 3: Yes, bring up now, I'm not really into suggested curs.
Speaker 4: Course.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, course isn't after no, it was.
Speaker 3: The lamb was then served on the course course. So
Speaker 3: the juices of the lamb marinated through and it was
Speaker 3: like this Marina veter and roasted tomatoes. She roasted the
Speaker 3: tomatoes and toasted potatoes. We didn't do We did greens
Speaker 3: and this like crusty bread situation.
Speaker 2: Like a couple of spuds around the lamb and the
Speaker 2: oven wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 3: But we didn't.
Speaker 2: Maybe I know what you'd like, and I love it too.
Speaker 4: We did course course instead of potato roast sauce.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. When it comes to the roasting track, onion,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, onion.
Speaker 4: Garlic, I don't know. Oh yeah, the roast garlic was
Speaker 4: on them.
Speaker 3: So they can come and stay anytime.
Speaker 2: They can come and save mine.
Speaker 4: Are they still here? What are they doing tonight?
Speaker 3: They're probably on the way to the airport right now?
Speaker 4: Can you stay?
Speaker 3: Come back?
Speaker 4: I'm starling fading away.
Speaker 2: Damn. That's good. That is strong.
Speaker 3: That's good. In law's visit right.
Speaker 2: See my yeah, when my in law's visit, their bank
Speaker 2: from the kitchen.
Speaker 3: They also played with the baby entertained her. I was like,
Speaker 3: not my bad, I don't have a baby money.
Speaker 4: So your brother bought the baby.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, takeaway.
Speaker 4: Oh well that's living.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. Those really made the most of it, doesn't.
Speaker 2: He Hey, it's just gone twenty one past seven. Still
Speaker 2: going to come. Harry McKay from the Marty Blue is
Speaker 2: going to be joining us and your chance to when
Speaker 2: you wait to Bruno when you hear him, give us
Speaker 2: a ring and get on the standby list. Stunned over hey,
Speaker 2: just quickly before we move on, Clint. It's the big story.
Speaker 2: It's leading national news this morning. It's happening right here
Speaker 2: in Victoria.
Speaker 4: It is the court cases happening in more Well in Gippsland.
Speaker 4: Here in Victoria. It involves Aaron Patterson, the accused mushroom
Speaker 4: murder trial kicks off today with the jury being in panel.
Speaker 4: Christine Hern is there for the Today Show. Chris, good morning,
Speaker 4: thanks for being with us as always. So what actually
Speaker 4: happened today?
Speaker 12: So, as you mentioned the juries in panels, So twelve
Speaker 12: members of the local community are selected plus a couple
Speaker 12: of extras just in case there's some illness down the track,
Speaker 12: and they will form the jury. It's going to be
Speaker 12: a bit tricky because the court requires all jurors to
Speaker 12: have no connection to the case.
Speaker 3: It's a small community, surely like they would have.
Speaker 12: Well that's the vetting process today that will be happening
Speaker 12: today from eleven thirty, and that's the process they'll go through,
Speaker 12: and that is what's required by the court that no
Speaker 12: jury has that all jury members have no connection to
Speaker 12: the case. So they'll be making sure of that.
Speaker 4: This is a case so near intrigued about it. You know,
Speaker 4: it's really got world headlines, Chris, Oh.
Speaker 12: It's done it international attention here more. Well's like a
Speaker 12: population of fifteen thousand, and there's not only journalists, but
Speaker 12: there's podcasters, no novelists, writers, even filmmakers that have descended
Speaker 12: on the town for this case which begins today.
Speaker 3: That's what you just under two hours out of Melbourne.
Speaker 12: Right just under two hours southeast.
Speaker 4: So beautiful.
Speaker 2: With that in mind, how's the how's the a com sitch, Chris?
Speaker 4: You've all wrong into town?
Speaker 2: Are we are? We bunking in with sunrise? What's is
Speaker 2: the weather wagon?
Speaker 12: Well, listen, we tried to get a accommodation early and
Speaker 12: that was up to my cameraman to book and he's
Speaker 12: rocked up to the Mantra, which is the nicest hotel
Speaker 12: in the area. And yes he had made a booking, but.
Speaker 4: It was for May.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, his book.
Speaker 12: It is that glan that is Glenn. So he rang
Speaker 12: me up and said, how do you feel about staying
Speaker 12: in a caravan park? I said, you know what, I
Speaker 12: don't feel great, dre even trying to find accommodation.
Speaker 4: The first thing have you found anywhere? The first thing
Speaker 4: you do is you you Google review the place. Now,
Speaker 4: Christine's just sex review. This is an anonymous review. We
Speaker 4: will never stay. We will never stay here again and
Speaker 4: will actively tell friends and family to avoid this place.
Speaker 4: It all costs better off sleeping in your car. Customer
Speaker 4: service was appalling.
Speaker 12: Oh so, look, we didn't get much sleep last night,
Speaker 12: but I can tell you the locals are very friendly.
Speaker 3: You were a tent. Are you in a caravan like
Speaker 3: a like a win a Bago?
Speaker 12: No, Look, we didn't stay in the caravan park. We
Speaker 12: found a motel one that you drive directly off the highway. Oh,
Speaker 12: and you pull in and your driver right up to
Speaker 12: your door.
Speaker 4: Can you the hour? We must send yourself there package?
Speaker 3: You also could be there for a while.
Speaker 12: Well, we will be here for a couple of days.
Speaker 12: We'll sleep in and out. But spare a thought to
Speaker 12: the court reporters. They are here for the sixth potentially
Speaker 12: five to six weeks of the trial and then the
Speaker 12: jury deliberation after that.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of time on the Jumping Cloud Report.
Speaker 3: Oh no, they'll be organized, they'll be the mantra.
Speaker 2: Christina her join us on the Today Show. Thanks to
Speaker 2: the updates.
Speaker 12: Thanks guys, that was great.
Speaker 2: Cheers right enjoy the Baits Motel turtles. Guys, I want
Speaker 2: to talk ferrls.
Speaker 4: Are you dating a feral?
Speaker 2: All means getting involved? Thirteen twenty four ten is our
Speaker 2: number if you are you're dating a ferrul?
Speaker 4: Are you dating a feruh?
Speaker 2: I don't know why she's revealed this, but the lady's
Speaker 2: gone viral online.
Speaker 4: How are we talking about herself?
Speaker 2: No, her husband, Because.
Speaker 3: The thing with ferals, aren't they generally they don't think
Speaker 3: they're they don't think it's an She.
Speaker 2: Said, I first noticed changes in his hygiene about three
Speaker 2: years ago. Wasn't anything alarming or drastic at first, but
Speaker 2: it was a slow burn. She has discovered that her
Speaker 2: husband goes weeks weeks without showering or brushing his teeth.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's I think the worst thing is the brushing
Speaker 4: of the teeth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do too, I do too.
Speaker 4: What do you mean she's fermenting in his own juices.
Speaker 3: Okay, the teeth is just I can't it's rotten, fementing
Speaker 3: in his own juicessing things I've ever heard in my
Speaker 3: life was.
Speaker 2: In the last few weeks when he went over two
Speaker 2: weeks without showering.
Speaker 3: But does he Is he swimming in the ocean or
Speaker 3: in a beach, in a pool or something.
Speaker 2: No, no, No, He's just laying there in his own juices, fermenting.
Speaker 4: That's It's like what if he uses rexona a little
Speaker 4: deadorant deadorant shower Africa or do it? I mean that
Speaker 4: takes a little bit of the sting out of it.
Speaker 4: But I know, like she.
Speaker 2: Said, she has to now accept it if she wants
Speaker 2: the marriage to last.
Speaker 3: She doesn't want the marriage to last if he's not
Speaker 3: brushing his teeth or shower.
Speaker 4: That's horrendous, isn't it, She says.
Speaker 2: I try to encourage him step up his hygiene. I say,
Speaker 2: I'd like to kiss you, but I don't remember the
Speaker 2: last time he brushed your teeth.
Speaker 4: I'm sometimes a three day, three times a day rush.
Speaker 3: Yeah rush, I'm a regular.
Speaker 4: And usually yeah you are too. Two times a day shower.
Speaker 2: That's enough, you know me? Three showers a day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love one at the airport.
Speaker 4: You do too.
Speaker 3: How do you have time to shower three times a day?
Speaker 3: All you do is tell us how busy you are.
Speaker 2: One in the morning. I'll have one in the afternoon
Speaker 2: to reset before the kids come home, and then they're not.
Speaker 4: You're going through three pairs of undies a day? Do
Speaker 4: you go the old one?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Not three and a day?
Speaker 3: Sometimes he changes his t shirts in between showers. How
Speaker 3: much washing is your.
Speaker 4: I'm not imagining your do I just pull on the
Speaker 4: same strach the washing. Think you when time to wash?
Speaker 3: When you're having three or four showers a day?
Speaker 2: Why would picking on me? I think we should be
Speaker 2: high lighting how click on you?
Speaker 3: No, I think that's a bit odd. I think I
Speaker 3: think there's an in between. I think two showers a day.
Speaker 4: Is you're far too clean.
Speaker 3: Nobody's not. He gets dirty, that's what he's diady.
Speaker 4: Shower fresh undies. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: That's you have a shower after every meal.
Speaker 4: Like a baby.
Speaker 3: He's throwing the pumps and soup all over your Jason's
Speaker 3: had dinner in the shower for you.
Speaker 2: Thirteen fourteen, that's is our number. Are you dating a feral.
Speaker 6: She likes to fart in bed and pull a blanket
Speaker 6: up such other nurses.
Speaker 13: Had an ear surgery about two years ago now, and
Speaker 13: he has to clean his ears every single day.
Speaker 3: The tips.
Speaker 13: He uses the Q tip and he uses about fifteen
Speaker 13: on each ear, and sometimes they're covered in blood and
Speaker 13: he leaves them all over the bathroom.
Speaker 3: All that's that's break up territory. If you're not putting
Speaker 3: your cue tips in the.
Speaker 4: Tips, it just disgusting. Just go and get it syringed.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's the best.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't don't be.
Speaker 2: Putting last your water inside me.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's a pretty nice feeling, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's incredible.
Speaker 4: And then you feel it, just haven't you even if
Speaker 4: you no, no, no, you don't know.
Speaker 2: That's just get it done clean. She comes.
Speaker 3: You know they are clean because when we went and
Speaker 3: did our thing, our ear molds for the headphones, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they were like, wow, your isn't very clean.
Speaker 2: But when they hit it with that fire hose, it's amazing.
Speaker 4: It's such a great. I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Do you want to get a blasted? It's so blastomy.
Speaker 4: We can watch this, get a little get a little tray.
Speaker 4: It drips out and that's good feral.
Speaker 2: It looked like half a block of cheddar popped out Jackson.
Speaker 4: That's discussed using Q tips.
Speaker 2: No, it just pushes it in your Q tips in
Speaker 2: the bin. Yeah, Brady, can we organize the fire?
Speaker 4: I'm not doing it? Yes please?
Speaker 3: Feteen twenty four ten Melbourne is our number? Are you
Speaker 3: dating a feral?
Speaker 1: Is it you?
Speaker 3: Maybe you are a self aware feral, but if you'd
Speaker 3: like to shame your.
Speaker 4: Partner, it's pretty clear. And he strikes me as being
Speaker 4: a clean work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Hey, Cogan helps you get what you want for less
Speaker 2: Cogan dot com. That is clicking awesome. I've got eight
Speaker 2: childred dollars coging bout your upper grabs. So I know
Speaker 2: it's going to be embarrassing admitting it. But are you
Speaker 2: dating a Ferrol?
Speaker 4: It's a little bit dirty.
Speaker 3: He's lower ferrol.
Speaker 2: Can you not say it like that with the smile?
Speaker 4: A bit dirty?
Speaker 2: It's the way he said a little bit dirty bullshit? Yes,
Speaker 2: all right. Just before we get to today's five K
Speaker 2: question and let's go to Ali and Frankston, we're talking
Speaker 2: about feral partners before, what do you got for us?
Speaker 4: You got one?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I think the phones melted down from the five K
Speaker 4: question Brody, what was wrong with her partner? He used
Speaker 4: to cut his toenails and his fingernails and he stores
Speaker 4: them behind the BedHead.
Speaker 3: It also says they're nearly age.
Speaker 4: Would you be doing that? Like people are collect here?
Speaker 3: People don't.
Speaker 4: What's fine if you're collecting your baby's hair. Nah, that's
Speaker 4: fine babies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like one piece or like she just continued, it's.
Speaker 4: Just a tought. That's differ a book with the tufts.
Speaker 2: But she can't be picking up scraps, you know.
Speaker 4: No at the barbers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're eighteen, that's a bit creepy. Five K questions. Next,
Speaker 2: let's do it.
Speaker 3: Let's do it every day you get the opportunity in
Speaker 3: Melbourne to win five thousand dollars. Angela from Avondale Heights
Speaker 3: is our chosen player.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good, good morning.
Speaker 3: You work at Melbourne jet skis And do you sell
Speaker 3: them or you rent them? We sell them.
Speaker 8: I don't actually sell them personally, so we've got to
Speaker 8: do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fun, how to how fun? Difference between a jet
Speaker 4: skinners cedar is a brand. Yeah ah oh yeah.
Speaker 2: The gold cash.
Speaker 3: What are those little things called like you hold on
Speaker 3: to and you're under the water and pop up?
Speaker 2: Oh? They like jet you seem on like below deck
Speaker 2: all the super bottom.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, Angela, let's try and win
Speaker 3: you some cash.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 3: We've got three questions lined up for you. There's a
Speaker 3: five thousand dollars question, which is quite hard. There's a
Speaker 3: medium question for five hundred or an easy question for
Speaker 3: fifty bucks. What are you feeling this morning? Ah?
Speaker 9: I'm thinking probably the medium one today.
Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: Rules are simple. You will hear the question, You get
Speaker 2: three seconds to answer. You must answer in that time. Okay, yeah, alright,
Speaker 2: good luck.
Speaker 3: If you don't know, guess Angela for five bucks.
Speaker 6: In golf, what is the term for a score three
Speaker 6: underpar three two one?
Speaker 3: If you're not a golfer, no, ma'am Albert cross, double eagle, albatross.
Speaker 1: I would never have got me.
Speaker 4: Doing nothing about golf. A birdie, an eagle, and albatross.
Speaker 4: So what a birdie is?
Speaker 2: One under par?
Speaker 4: To under par? Is an eagle? Albatross's round?
Speaker 2: Last week?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw some video of you sinking apart, which
Speaker 4: I was very surprised to see.
Speaker 3: Obviously he didn't put up any of the ones he missed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well classic golfer move, isn't.
Speaker 2: It point We may have done a few reshoots. You
Speaker 2: would have beat.
Speaker 4: You would have got a golf cart as well.
Speaker 10: If you walk the course? Was it was like mini
Speaker 10: golf pitching part he was, but you just sipped you right,
Speaker 10: you're on the next one.
Speaker 2: Can't be.
Speaker 3: Did you get a golf cut?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't. It was it was down in Bowing Heads.
Speaker 2: It's like a three part heads.
Speaker 4: That's a trip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you went all the way to bow
Speaker 3: and Heads to play three holes.
Speaker 2: I was staying at my mate and the Knight's house
Speaker 2: beach house down there, so we said, let's just.
Speaker 4: Whip down for three holes.
Speaker 3: Three holes.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's for three No.
Speaker 3: So nine holes is a hard a heart people.
Speaker 4: Most people go, I can't be bother play eighteen. Let's
Speaker 4: just play nine. Jase goes, I can't be bothered playing nine.
Speaker 4: Let'sus play three.
Speaker 3: No, and then we'll hit the bars. Did you get
Speaker 3: a golf cut for.
Speaker 4: Three it's exhausted.
Speaker 2: No, I meant it was a three part course.
Speaker 4: Three.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the one. Yeah, yeah, I got bored by
Speaker 2: five and we're out three. This is no. Over one hundred.
Speaker 2: You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here
Speaker 2: as a well time to talk forty and what a
Speaker 2: match Blues against you long on the weekend for Harry.
Speaker 1: It's been great for Harry the footballer.
Speaker 4: But what a day for Harry the.
Speaker 1: Human being.
Speaker 4: And all the people see he's pretty fly, very mac
Speaker 4: hars in.
Speaker 2: The house in morning.
Speaker 4: What a wine.
Speaker 7: It was a very good win.
Speaker 2: What a game to rip a mate?
Speaker 7: Well done, thank you? Yeah, it was good fun.
Speaker 3: Have you got a black eye?
Speaker 7: It's more purple now, I reckon it's slowly going away.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I've got a couple of weeks ago against
Speaker 7: in gather Around, had a bit of a head clash.
Speaker 4: So there was a bit of a secret that you
Speaker 4: carried into this game. He had four facial fractures.
Speaker 7: Yeah you could say five six, can add another one
Speaker 7: every week. But yeah, so, as I said, I had
Speaker 7: a bit of a head clash and unfortunately there's a
Speaker 7: few fractures there, but you can't do much about it.
Speaker 3: So what in your cheekbone?
Speaker 7: Yeah, cheekbone? The orbit bone.
Speaker 4: I don't know around your eye.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you just had feelers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, first things first, I just wanted to check in
Speaker 2: because look at the start of the season we said, look,
Speaker 2: Harry's going to be joining us on the show all
Speaker 2: the time, and then sort of you disappeared for a
Speaker 2: while and you came out and said, you know, you
Speaker 2: were battling with some mental health stuff. We just want
Speaker 2: to check how you're doing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, thanks, Mane. Yeah, I'm going really well obviously. Yeah,
Speaker 7: a little bit of a different couple of months, but
Speaker 7: in a really good space now and the love and
Speaker 7: support has been really profound. So really lucky to be
Speaker 7: in a good place and back playing footy. And yeah,
Speaker 7: obviously never ideal to go through, but I really appreciative
Speaker 7: and grateful to be back in a nice place. And yeah,
Speaker 7: sometimes there's footing and sometimes's life. And I think through
Speaker 7: this all prioritizing your health and well being kind of
Speaker 7: his main thing, which is, yeah, it's really nice to
Speaker 7: being a good spot.
Speaker 3: I think it's so awesome when people, and in particular men,
Speaker 3: because men don't talk about it as much, put their
Speaker 3: hand up and say I actually need some time out.
Speaker 3: I need to take Jase you're really you're really open
Speaker 3: about this stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, you've sort of pushed me over the years, to
Speaker 2: be honest, You've reminded me that, hey, at the end
Speaker 2: of the day, this is a job.
Speaker 3: Yes, and there's a whole world, a whole life out there.
Speaker 3: So well done to you, because I think you probably
Speaker 3: have helped so many other people take a step back
Speaker 3: when they need to take some time off and go
Speaker 3: this is a priority and this is what's important.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I think part of the reason why. Obviously
Speaker 7: it's quite personal what you go through and that's always
Speaker 7: your own story, but as someone that's lucky enough to
Speaker 7: have a bit of a platform and be somewhat in
Speaker 7: the public eye to be able to share what you're
Speaker 7: going through. And you know, we said, me and much
Speaker 7: twin brother, we spoke about it on our podcast and
Speaker 7: we thought if it could help one person, ye, then yeah,
Speaker 7: then we'll be really happy.
Speaker 3: And it is personal, that's the other thing. Like you're
Speaker 3: a footballer, you're in the public eye. We all know you,
Speaker 3: people love you, and people want to know so much
Speaker 3: about you. But that must be hard as well because
Speaker 3: it is deeply personal and there are some things you
Speaker 3: shouldn't have to talk about, right, Yeah.
Speaker 7: And I think that's the beauty of what we do
Speaker 7: is so many people love what you do and I
Speaker 7: want to know everything's going on and always comes from
Speaker 7: a great place. But yeah, as you said, sometimes there's
Speaker 7: things that are personal and for you and your fam
Speaker 7: we to work through, but as I said, it's always
Speaker 7: from a place of care and they always, yeah, they
Speaker 7: always want to.
Speaker 2: Was the chat with the team when you said, hey,
Speaker 2: I need some time out, Yeah, it was really great
Speaker 2: And because that wouldn't have been easy.
Speaker 7: No, I think, yeah, it's never easy to well one
Speaker 7: say put your hand up and you to help it.
Speaker 7: Our football club's so good at supporting each other and
Speaker 7: caring and whenever someone's going through something, their ability to
Speaker 7: wrap the rounds around that person and help. And yeah,
Speaker 7: this situation was no different. Everyone was so beautiful. And also, yeah,
Speaker 7: the amount of people that kind of resonate or have
Speaker 7: a shared experience after that and come up and chat
Speaker 7: through it. So it was really great.
Speaker 4: So Harry then comes the comeback and I felt really
Speaker 4: good myself watching you play great footy at the weekend.
Speaker 4: Tell us what that feeling is like for you, especially
Speaker 4: in front of the Carlton faithful when you know, we
Speaker 4: know the Blues the Blue Bags when they're up and
Speaker 4: about that they love and support their right. What having
Speaker 4: been through, what you have gone through the start of
Speaker 4: this year, what did that feel like?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was amazing. It was as you said, the
Speaker 7: cart and supporters, they're so passionate, so the amount of
Speaker 7: energy they create, especially at the MCG is amazing. And yeah,
Speaker 7: to be able to it's just be out there playing
Speaker 7: footy with my mates and in front of her home
Speaker 7: crowd and it was just so fun and yeah, definitely
Speaker 7: felt the love and yeah, it was just it was
Speaker 7: so fun to be out there. He felt fun, which
Speaker 7: I love that, which is I think sometimes as you
Speaker 7: get older. It's obviously there's a lot of things that
Speaker 7: come to playing foota, but we start because we love
Speaker 7: it as a kid and we do it because it
Speaker 7: was so fun and definitely Sunday was a reminder of that,
Speaker 7: and yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: A great afternoon. Now after a win, the bully bag
Speaker 2: is wrong with this and so the.
Speaker 4: Premiership favorite, especially when Harry is plunking them and everywhere.
Speaker 4: You might be keeping a lit on it, Harry.
Speaker 3: But let me tell Mike Carlton supporting friends have gone
Speaker 3: fer Ye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're back. We've got it.
Speaker 4: How much confidence do you get from a win over
Speaker 4: a premiership favorite like Geelong because they were playing going
Speaker 4: to that match, they've been playing some hot footy as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, I think obviously the two weeks before that
Speaker 7: we had some a solid couple of wins, but we're
Speaker 7: really keen to come up against a team who was
Speaker 7: I think they was sitting second or third on the ladder,
Speaker 7: and yeah, we felt like we probably turned the corner
Speaker 7: in terms of hable plane and some of the key
Speaker 7: things that we look for in our game. We're in
Speaker 7: really strong position, so we're keen to I guess, challenge
Speaker 7: that against one of the best sides and to be
Speaker 7: able to, yeah, come on top and win. It's been
Speaker 7: a really strong free weeks.
Speaker 2: Similar similar vibe down in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Clinton, Well, they have won two in a row, so
Speaker 4: they're going along.
Speaker 3: Okay, not a similar vibe with my mighty target.
Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't going to.
Speaker 3: We have just not two in a row.
Speaker 2: For question to take the week, take me to rest
Speaker 2: take the week. Harry McKay from The Marty Blows is
Speaker 2: on the air with us this morning. Hi Harry, it's
Speaker 2: not just us that we're very happy you were back.
Speaker 2: You've got a lot of mini fans out there.
Speaker 5: Hi Harry, I'm so happy that you're playing for Carlton again.
Speaker 5: Hi Harry, it was awesome to see you out there
Speaker 5: on the weekend. We really missed you.
Speaker 1: Hi Harry.
Speaker 5: Good having you back playing for Carlton.
Speaker 1: Go Blues.
Speaker 5: Hi Harry, it was great seeing you out the m ship.
Speaker 1: See ship, look coming up.
Speaker 2: We've got some hard hitting questions, yes for a mini journalists,
Speaker 2: some of.
Speaker 3: Your littlest fans. Are you ready for the hearty? Thank you.
Speaker 2: Harry mckaye on the air with us this morning for
Speaker 2: the Marty Blues. Just go on twenty four past dight,
Speaker 2: hard hitting questions, some little journals next.
Speaker 4: And all the people say, he's pretty fly.
Speaker 2: Look to get you that audio for the play when
Speaker 2: you get a goal, yeah'd be great.
Speaker 3: You know what I did love when we were over
Speaker 3: in Adelaide for gather around what was Adelaide or Port Adelaide,
Speaker 3: Clint that when their players kicked a gold, they got
Speaker 3: a song.
Speaker 4: They've got their own. A lot of the clubs do that, Yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of them the Brisbane Line sort of started it,
Speaker 4: and yeah, a lot of the clubs are doing it.
Speaker 3: Now, what would what song would you have when you
Speaker 3: kicked a gold?
Speaker 2: We'll just we'll give you that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that would be great. That'd be the first choice.
Speaker 7: Maybe a bit of Taylor Swift?
Speaker 3: Did you go when she was here?
Speaker 7: He actually didn't go. Oh man, I went a few
Speaker 7: years ago, but I didn't didn't go.
Speaker 3: To this one.
Speaker 2: I can see you at the nineteen eighty nine to it.
Speaker 3: It actually was Yeah, yeah, filthy IFUs sitting behind you, Harry.
Speaker 4: Before we get to these questions from from some young blues,
Speaker 4: I want to ask you a question about the handsome
Speaker 4: roosters at the carlt And Footy Club, because there are
Speaker 4: a few, right including the coach. Now, someone in this
Speaker 4: room has the horn, the horn for Bossy and it's
Speaker 4: not Jason.
Speaker 7: I okay, it's Lauren.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you find Vossy handsome? Handsome man?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Laren tell us about that.
Speaker 3: I just think he's got some kind of like an aura.
Speaker 7: Definitely has.
Speaker 3: And he's just calm and he's nice, and he's got
Speaker 3: don't mind a bit of ginger.
Speaker 7: Do you want to pass that feedback?
Speaker 4: On. I think they did. He came in and I
Speaker 4: went bright red.
Speaker 2: Again. There was a lot of talk about Bossy's head
Speaker 2: being on the chopping block if you guys didn't get
Speaker 2: a win.
Speaker 4: Ruthless coaching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's in the media. Do you guys address that
Speaker 2: at the club in the dressing rooms?
Speaker 7: Not really, to be honest, I think there's so much
Speaker 7: said in the footing industry and a lot of the
Speaker 7: time it's just focusing on what's inside the four walls
Speaker 7: and the things you can control. The in a winless industry,
Speaker 7: then narratives change most weeks. So if you kind of
Speaker 7: buy into the highs and loads of that, you get
Speaker 7: into a bit of trouble.
Speaker 2: So but as a player, do you think he's responsible?
Speaker 2: I for you guys didn't start winning. Everyone plays a role.
Speaker 7: But a lot of the time, I think the coaches
Speaker 7: unfairly get criticism because we're the one's out there, you know, kicking,
Speaker 7: marking and executing, and at the end of the day,
Speaker 7: it's majority of it. It's on the players. But everyone
Speaker 7: has a role to play.
Speaker 4: Man to take it to the promised land.
Speaker 7: Sure, absolutely, Yeah, he's a man. He's great. So we
Speaker 7: love Ussy.
Speaker 3: We love, Fossy, you love, we love, But you're right.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can't read everything if you If football
Speaker 3: players were everything was in the media about their teams,
Speaker 3: their coaches, their players, you go insane, which is why
Speaker 3: we have engaged some of Melbourne's hardest, hitting, most invested
Speaker 3: journalists to ask you some very serious footy questions.
Speaker 2: When you, guys, finally put Tjo in the freezer up
Speaker 2: the line, you should roll these kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean these are better questions than I've ever
Speaker 3: asked the footy player.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 5: How many games have you played for and how many
Speaker 5: have you won?
Speaker 7: Great question?
Speaker 2: Do you keep it trip?
Speaker 7: I think I'm one hundred and thirty ish games. Don't
Speaker 7: know how many wins. I'd love to know, though, let
Speaker 7: me do it.
Speaker 3: There'll be someone, There'll be a statisian out there.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Live? Google? Live Google?
Speaker 3: Can you actually google?
Speaker 4: How many can played? One hundred and thirty one games?
Speaker 2: You played in?
Speaker 4: Fifty five wins, one drawer and seventy five loss That right.
Speaker 3: We didn't need to highlight the losses.
Speaker 4: That was necessary early day. So you've got a win
Speaker 4: percentage of forty two point three seven.
Speaker 7: So my twin brother Ben. He played at North Melbourne
Speaker 7: for lots of years and at one s ah, I
Speaker 7: think he was in the top five lowest winning.
Speaker 4: He's now at the Benny.
Speaker 7: He's won a twins.
Speaker 2: Bringing that up.
Speaker 4: Twins, I've got I've got his win percentage. Okay, it's
Speaker 4: you've got him cover. But he's sitting on twenty.
Speaker 7: Three percent two years ago it would have been a.
Speaker 4: Little bit low.
Speaker 2: The move helped, all right, Next question, how.
Speaker 5: Many people got hurt in the Geelong Carlton game?
Speaker 7: How many people got hurt?
Speaker 4: Any injuries?
Speaker 7: I'm sure I think they had a couple, but I
Speaker 7: don't actually know yet. We go into the club today,
Speaker 7: so usually you get all the goss of.
Speaker 3: What happened, but she says the day you get all
Speaker 3: the joy the wash up.
Speaker 4: He's playing great footy. George Hewett, Georgie, Yeah what a
Speaker 4: man is the best?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah, we love Georgie. Very. You won't made a
Speaker 7: more humble underade down to worth person and work so
Speaker 7: hard on his game.
Speaker 4: And it's a bit of a rooster as well, is he. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's the redhead Very, it's not a BOSSI.
Speaker 2: Lawrence Camp Then all right, next.
Speaker 5: One, Hi, Harry it's awesome to have you back and
Speaker 5: playing again. How did it feel to go run out
Speaker 5: there and hear all the crowd cheering for you?
Speaker 7: Great question. Yeah, it was so fantastic. As we said before,
Speaker 7: the cart and fans are the best, and especially at
Speaker 7: the g so loud and the amount of energy that
Speaker 7: was created and everyone was smiling, so it was really.
Speaker 3: Good for My Instagram was full of the countdown to
Speaker 3: the final sign and the Blue singing the song.
Speaker 2: How do you go? On the smaller fields, you can
Speaker 2: hear the crowd what they're saying, can't you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like a sledge, you can. You can hear the
Speaker 7: odd thing. But because on the bit on most AFL grounds,
Speaker 7: because there's so much noise and there's often you know,
Speaker 7: thirty to one hundred thousand people, that's all a bit
Speaker 7: of a blur. But especially early days when you were
Speaker 7: younger playing VFL, you could hear. You could hear everythild sledge,
Speaker 7: so that's kind of funny.
Speaker 3: Well, finally we asked little Jamiller, who's a big fan
Speaker 3: of the Blues. I said, do you have any serious
Speaker 3: footy questions? Starts carry when he comes in and she said,
Speaker 3: I do, so brace yourself for this hard hitting floor.
Speaker 5: Harry, do you have any pets?
Speaker 7: Great question. I do have a pet. His name is
Speaker 7: Bunny and he's a toy kvoodle dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, funny you look like a.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, isn't a toy kaoodle like?
Speaker 7: He's very small, big dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 7: He's nearly two.
Speaker 4: And is it? Is it a walking style dog dog
Speaker 4: or do you sort of carry him in a baby beyorn?
Speaker 7: No, No, he's always walking.
Speaker 2: See you with a dog stroller?
Speaker 3: Can you bring Bunny? And next time you come in, I.
Speaker 7: Can bring Bunny.
Speaker 3: He bring Funny.
Speaker 4: I'd like to make for a hair cut.
Speaker 7: He's about to get groomed, so maybe next week.
Speaker 3: I'll have a perfect hair up then when he thanks
Speaker 3: the little kids who helped us out this morning, Alo,
Speaker 3: Marcel and Jamiller as well.
Speaker 4: And big big shout out to you Harry as well.
Speaker 4: Thank you for being so open and for the conversation
Speaker 4: that you've opened as well. It's hats off to you mate.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, appreciate that Adelaide over this weekend blues a
Speaker 2: take on Adelaide mate, good luck, we'll chat soon.
Speaker 7: Thanks everyone, having good week.
Speaker 2: Harry McCay Joiny's on the Eric over. Hey, that is it?
Speaker 2: We are getting out of here, guys.
Speaker 3: We are so warm today Melbourne eight grace a little
Speaker 3: bit of.
Speaker 4: Ruin around to do the news. I'm he needed Channel nine.
Speaker 4: I actually went home a little sick yesterday so spent
Speaker 4: the afternoon on the on the couch. I'm going into
Speaker 4: to face the music at Channel nine.
Speaker 3: What are they going to make you do?
Speaker 2: What's a big stories today?
Speaker 4: A bit of maybe a bit of tribunal? I don't know,
Speaker 4: is it glot going on in the footy? Footy?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Do you get to go in and watch the tribune.
Speaker 4: Where they do it via video video link these.
Speaker 3: Days the old get so then why are you standing
Speaker 3: out the front?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Good color?
Speaker 4: Because you need a background. You need a background. Have
Speaker 4: you been in front of.
Speaker 3: Where's the Tribunal?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Hard?
Speaker 4: Isn't it the tribunal?
Speaker 2: Life from the tribunal?
Speaker 3: How did you say tribunal? Where is it?
Speaker 4: AFL house?
Speaker 3: And next to Channel nine?
Speaker 2: So you next to a cherry convenient Ho what are
Speaker 2: you doing, jays? I'm doing a podcast. Actually, I don't
Speaker 2: know what they're going to ask.
Speaker 3: What I'm going to forward to probably never listening to it.
Speaker 2: Have a great day, would say the first.
Speaker 4: Jason Lauren Lauren.
Speaker 1: Wake up feeling good.
Speaker 4: Following them on the socials, I