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Speaker 1: This is.

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Speaker 2: Hello there, podcast listeners.

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Speaker 3: It is Leno here and just from.

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Speaker 4: The team, Hello podcast listeners. Oh you'll work out why

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Speaker 4: I'm talking like this in just a moment.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, coming up here a song? Let's a song

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Speaker 2: song song in this episode? And what else did you?

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Speaker 3: Also?

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Speaker 4: Michael Whipfley of the Whippley Family formerly of the Swiss

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Speaker 4: whip Please gives a lesson on etiquette. Apparently there are

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Speaker 4: some words thou shalt not be saying no longer and

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Speaker 4: is the worst person to give the lesson just.

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Speaker 2: Saying, here's a tip on how to sound sophisticated if

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Speaker 2: you're in the dating world, and how if you sound

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Speaker 2: unsophisticated you need to start removing words like very and

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Speaker 2: saying pj's. Apparently that's the wrong thing to do.

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Speaker 3: Guys, I would say I like to go to bed

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Speaker 3: in my page?

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Speaker 2: Nah?

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Speaker 3: Why very very?

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Speaker 2: It was like it was very good? Lazy English is suggesting.

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Speaker 3: What if it was above average? Good?

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Speaker 2: What it was excellent? Excellent?

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Speaker 5: It was great, incredibly enjoyable.

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Speaker 2: Oh nice words, Sarah, not on the list, but beautiful word.

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Speaker 2: Do you sound sophisticated? Can I grab you a champagne

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Speaker 2: or prosecco. That's right, because that's what you need to use.

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Speaker 2: Instead of saying bubbly booze or fizz, No one's saying remember,

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Speaker 2: say who's got the fizz?

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Speaker 6: Unfortunately, if I'm not allowed to say the word boos

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Speaker 6: on a date, I don't think I want a second mine.

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Speaker 2: If you're sitting down with a girl and you said

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Speaker 2: to her or she said to you, what sort of

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Speaker 2: booz are you into? You know you could, you'd know

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Speaker 2: that you're in for a pretty heavy night.

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Speaker 3: What if a girl said to me, what kind of

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Speaker 3: prosecco are you into it? I'm not going to the

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Speaker 3: second date?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 2: Check, Well, it would be strange to see you with

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Speaker 2: a glass of the prosecco.

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Speaker 5: What about what's your poison?

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Speaker 2: What's your poison? What's your tiple? Love?

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Speaker 5: What's your poison? Love?

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Speaker 2: What are you like in your jar?

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Speaker 3: Well? You guys are going on a date tomorrow, right.

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Speaker 2: Tom and I? It's black tied? Tom and I should

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Speaker 2: be asked. We won't be asking for the fears time.

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Speaker 2: You know you'll be worrying fizz to Smiths in your hair?

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Speaker 8: Did you not get invited to the most No?

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Speaker 2: This one says it goes on to say, you should

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Speaker 2: say terribly instead of very fits here we go terribly

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Speaker 2: terribly impressive. So, for example, that doesn't make sense. I agree.

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Speaker 2: Here's the example she uses. For example, instead of saying

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Speaker 2: that that the restaurant was very full last night, it

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Speaker 2: sounds better when you say it was terribly full last night.

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Speaker 3: Are you're complaining already? You're negative?

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Speaker 2: Negative? Terrible? Terribly is negative?

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Speaker 5: Well, it's just very English to use it.

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Speaker 2: As a wouldn't you say it was extremely full last night?

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Speaker 5: You could do.

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Speaker 3: Terribly means that you know, I don't like. I don't

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Speaker 3: know it's so full and it was terribly terribly busy.

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Speaker 5: Actually implication, yeah, wonderful, could.

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Speaker 2: Have been good for business. Bloodyah, we've been in lockdown.

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Speaker 2: Don't say bloody ell for God's sake, Look, guys. Instead

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Speaker 2: of saying can I have may I have? Very important?

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Speaker 2: May I have a glass of fifth? I don't say

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Speaker 2: fiz sorry, I'm catching myself out. Add rather to your vocap.

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Speaker 2: This is when you can use so you would say

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Speaker 2: rather lovely day today?

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Speaker 3: Not sound right?

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Speaker 2: I mean you can go for that. Instead of using

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Speaker 2: lower toilet lavatory, can.

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Speaker 5: You say bathroom?

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Speaker 6: No lavatory is a bit use lavatory. Lavatory I thought

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Speaker 6: was more American.

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Speaker 2: That's the John.

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Speaker 3: You don't ask for.

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Speaker 2: The toilets in America, do you? You ask it's lavatory

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Speaker 2: it is in America? Or the bathroom, Marie, where's the John?

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Speaker 3: Terribly? If you say, is terribly overcrowded?

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Speaker 2: Tom's been fighting a rat rather heavy mud dragon.

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Speaker 9: Don't I'm not what what is that? Don't use that term.

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Speaker 2: If you want to be sophisticated, use how to describe,

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Speaker 2: how to describe something, how lovely, how charming?

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Speaker 3: This is? This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 6: What was the TV show where they would turn young

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Speaker 6: ladies into I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Princess to.

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Speaker 6: Because don't we have a royal hearing princess?

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Speaker 2: I had it. I went out with a girl that

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Speaker 2: went to finishing school, so it wasn't And it was

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Speaker 2: like how to make your bed and.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we got how to hold a handbag.

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Speaker 2: And walk around with a Bible on your head so

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Speaker 2: that your back was up straight and you your posture

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Speaker 2: was strong. That's right. Department and grooming, that's cool. Replace

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Speaker 2: high and Hay with hello. It's don't walk in Tommy

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Speaker 2: black tied to row. We're not turning up to say

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Speaker 2: hi guys, Hey, how are you doing Hello?

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Speaker 3: It was with Tom Laddette to.

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Speaker 6: Row Laboratory to lady's cousin went on it and the.

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Speaker 9: Austraone one was Ossie Laddette to lady.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I would have done there.

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Speaker 9: As five five series of that.

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Speaker 2: What about the show where they flew in a guy?

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Speaker 2: They were at a castle in the Yukon. They flew

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Speaker 2: in a guy that looked like Prince Harry.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 2: They got out of the chop and they couldn't believe

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Speaker 2: that the prize was a date with Prince Harry.

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Speaker 5: Was Mega markle up the front squealing.

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Speaker 3: We have the Prince William impersonator over in London. He

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Speaker 3: was an Australian guy. He was he was studying making

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Speaker 3: a fortune.

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Speaker 2: He was doing magazine shoots where they do those mock

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Speaker 2: royal families. Was a fake queen and a fake Kate.

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Speaker 5: The face a respectable job, isn't.

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Speaker 2: It looks a lot like Kate? I mean we had

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Speaker 2: security guards with William. I think one person came up

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Speaker 2: and said to you, Prince William. In fact, with the

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Speaker 2: security cards.

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Speaker 3: He was rather attractive. Good, that's not all right?

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Speaker 2: You're learning well, I was going to say it was

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Speaker 2: very attractive. It was rather attractive, but needed the lavatory affair.

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Speaker 3: It was terribly good.

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Speaker 2: How wonderful doesn't sound? How are we sounding? Guys should

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Speaker 2: be up at in twenty twenty two times? Do you

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Speaker 2: want to hear a bit more of this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Terribly and you could.

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Speaker 6: I'm supposed to go to the Eastern Suburbs or something

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Speaker 6: on a Saturday night to hear this kind of stuff.

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Speaker 2: When you're for some fears, it's for some booze. Hey,

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Speaker 2: we're going to get you to drink booze. What would

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Speaker 2: you like anything you've got?

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Speaker 3: Well, you guys serving up. You guys will.

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Speaker 6: Be trying to look sophisticated tomorrow night. I won't be

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Speaker 6: trying the event without a doubt.

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Speaker 2: It's we went to a black tie event, right Tommy

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Speaker 2: and I. And Tommy kept his jacket done up. You

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Speaker 2: know how you have with the rule. I understand when

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Speaker 2: you've got your jacket done up, the buttons are sometimes

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Speaker 2: always maybe right, so you never do that top one up.

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Speaker 2: Tommy had the three buttons done up, and I said, mate,

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Speaker 2: why why are you so tightly wrapped rules? Why have

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Speaker 2: you got the buttons done up, all three of them.

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Speaker 2: He said, I can't shrew my shirt. It was a

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Speaker 2: ruffled Seinfeld shirt.

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Speaker 9: The puffy shirt was the director. He said, it said

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Speaker 9: on my left.

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Speaker 3: Stressed.

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Speaker 9: It said nip. It said it said Seinfeld out now

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Speaker 9: on DVD.

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Speaker 2: He was drinking fizz that night. George is in the room.

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Speaker 3: Bobby Catter. Look, well we've had a bit of a

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Speaker 3: relationship with Bob Catter.

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Speaker 2: I haven't heard from Bob for a long No. Well

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Speaker 2: we actually when we're the Catapult and broke the world

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Speaker 2: record for throwing a car called it and so that's

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Speaker 2: how we first met Bob.

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Speaker 3: I mean he was okay back then. Bob's look, he

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Speaker 3: likes to say some outlandish things like this.

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Speaker 10: You know, people are entitled to the sexual proclimities.

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Speaker 9: I mean, let there be a thousand blossoms blooms.

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Speaker 11: But I ain't spending any time warrant because in the

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Speaker 11: meantime every three months a person was torn to pieces

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Speaker 11: by a crocodile and North.

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Speaker 2: Queens talking about the yes folk and he's got other issues.

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Speaker 2: Can't do two things at once.

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Speaker 3: What's going on with Bob at the moment? Not a

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Speaker 3: good day for Bob.

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Speaker 6: Yesterday Bob was refused to entry to a new South

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Speaker 6: Wales pub it was it was the Tamworth Pub because

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Speaker 6: he did not have a smartphone to show the required

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Speaker 6: certificate his vaccination certificate to get in.

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Speaker 2: Couldn't have printed it out and stuck it in his back.

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Speaker 3: Now and he doesn't know how to get it on

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Speaker 3: his phone. No, so they refused him. The cops were called.

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Speaker 6: He described the incident as un Australian and he said

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Speaker 6: everyone should have the right to associate an assembol. So

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Speaker 6: there was a bit of a kerfuffle out the front

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Speaker 6: with the cops there and poor Bob Catter couldn't get

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Speaker 6: into me.

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Speaker 2: You would think there would have been a chair they

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Speaker 2: could have just got for Bob set him out the

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Speaker 2: front of the pub and bought a lager to him, he.

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Speaker 5: Looks like someone's tied us.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you have to a little water bowled at his feet,

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Speaker 2: says throw a couple.

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Speaker 3: Put down a little midy next to him every half hour.

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Speaker 3: You know, this is the other weird one with Bob.

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Speaker 6: Okay that I'm trying to wake this out because Bob is,

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Speaker 6: like I said, he's fully vaccinated and he's pro getting

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Speaker 6: the vacs. But up in Keynes he rocked up to

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Speaker 6: an anti mandate rally the other day, right, and he

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Speaker 6: started talking about the immunization and started.

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Speaker 3: Talking this was a bit full on.

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Speaker 6: Now I think this hasn't been verified. Okay, so let

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Speaker 6: me get this right again. He has been he has

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Speaker 6: been vaccinated, okay, but he rocked up to an anti

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Speaker 6: mandate rally the other day and this is what he

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Speaker 6: had to say to everything.

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Speaker 12: That's why to say that we have eight cases, nine cases.

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Speaker 2: In our office.

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Speaker 12: Two they got the immunization, they died, two I got

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Speaker 12: the immunization and they are crippled for life. Three have

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Speaker 12: serious problems that will remain with them for the rest

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Speaker 12: of their lives.

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Speaker 3: And one was rushed in I.

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Speaker 12: See you intensive care almost straight after he got the inoculation.

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Speaker 3: Two have died, three have been crippled.

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Speaker 6: But he's at the pub going for a beer and

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Speaker 6: celebrating what is going on, and that they're saying that none.

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Speaker 3: Of that has been verified.

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Speaker 6: Dear, So he rocked up to this rally and was

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Speaker 2: I think what it is with Bobb is when people

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Speaker 6: Someone go get a crocodile, so he sees a crocodile so.

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Speaker 3: We can get another quote from it.

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Speaker 1: I remember, I remember when we did the Bob Catapult.

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Speaker 2: We had the girls there from Zoo Weekly, and Bob

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Speaker 2: Zue Weekly had loaded onto the Bob tried to get

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Speaker 6: Do you remember, Because the Trevi show was such a

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Speaker 6: that's right, and Bob was the one that was pulling it,

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Speaker 3: Get your attention.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, because you need to listen to stop staring

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Speaker 2: at the Zoo Weekly girls, looking at the Zoo Weekly

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Speaker 3: The human you're here.

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Speaker 2: For one job. You need to release the catapult, Bob.

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Speaker 6: And then the thing is he didn't release it properly

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Speaker 3: But it just wouldn't go well.

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Speaker 6: If you actually listened to the run through, mate, we

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Speaker 2: Bobby. There over here, mate, there's the Weekly Girls have gone.

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Speaker 2: Do you struggle to recall faces like you find yourself

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Speaker 2: see you again. Yeah, that sucks. What happened to you?

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Speaker 3: You did it the other day.

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Speaker 6: I had a meeting with someone the other day and

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Speaker 3: You turn around. It was that kid, and instantly I went.

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Speaker 6: I know him from somewhere, but I do know why

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Speaker 6: I burnt him, Sarah, And I felt so bad.

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Speaker 2: You burned him the first time day before he turned

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Speaker 3: I turned and all.

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Speaker 6: His mates sort of looked at the same time, and

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Speaker 6: I went, hi, mate, as if I didn't know who

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Speaker 3: And I felt so bad.

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Speaker 2: See now I go every time I meet somebody for

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Speaker 2: the first time, if it's a question mark, I do

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Speaker 5: Have never putting again in there.

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Speaker 2: Just great to see to see you we've never met.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't matter that there's no assumption there there.

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Speaker 2: I'm cool with that. If you struggle to recall faces,

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Speaker 2: it could be your ego to blame. Vain people have

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Speaker 2: poor visual memories. Hang on a minute. In this study

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Speaker 2: of over fifteen one hundred people. They were tested for levels,

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Speaker 2: and what they did is they were shown photos of

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Speaker 2: the people that were more interested in themselves and like

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Speaker 2: to talk about how they the recall of people when

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Speaker 2: they do a skypel like call, and they were able

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Speaker 2: to set up a camera that monitored where your eyes

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Speaker 6: Do you know what I love when an AFL footballer

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they can.

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Speaker 6: When they're running back to their position, Sarah, on the

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Speaker 3: Of the goal.

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Speaker 5: You've just done a great thing.

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Speaker 6: I do this great game of just because you know what.

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Speaker 6: You know, the camera's on you, so you don't want

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Speaker 3: But you can't help yourself.

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Speaker 2: And you're looking up at the screen.

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Speaker 6: I did for one player from the Melbourne Demons, he

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Speaker 6: did an eighteen times Wow, you just kept looking, just

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Speaker 6: looking away and then looking back, like mate, you just

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Speaker 3: You can watch it after degree.

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Speaker 2: You're one of the classics, and you see it a

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Speaker 2: lot with breakfast radio because you start very early in

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Speaker 2: walk down the hallway here at Nova, you've got a

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Speaker 13: Like it's extraor the other day a tinted building window

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Speaker 3: It does in the physical form.

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Speaker 6: Then you have a look at yourself in the mirror

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Speaker 6: and you go nothing, like I don't.

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Speaker 2: Like the worst thing in the world. Like if there's

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Speaker 2: at home, and when just those ones are on, I

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Speaker 6: Or the other one is when you go into a store,

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Speaker 6: a reputable clothing store and see it in the fitting

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Speaker 3: The lights perfectly, don't they.

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Speaker 6: You know, whatever you try on great until you get

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Speaker 6: home into your dimly lit Yeah. God, I've just forked

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Speaker 6: out one hundred bucks for that shirt.

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Speaker 3: It looks crap.

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Speaker 2: You know. They had this situation in the States where

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Speaker 2: a bit, and.

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Speaker 3: It was just a distraction for them.

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Speaker 2: They just laughed to have a little bit of chin

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Speaker 2: up a little bit. How's the back of my hair?

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Speaker 2: Just adjust the shirts slightly, I'm looking good today.

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Speaker 6: We were going to do that here as a bit

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Speaker 6: of a stitch up in the building, Tommy.

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Speaker 3: But you can't now, can you, because privacy low as

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Speaker 9: Trouble, they wouldn't let us hide cameras in the.

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Speaker 2: Lift Taymish and Andy did that once and they got

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Speaker 3: Didn't they stitch up?

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Speaker 5: You did to me yesterday that you thought was hysterical?

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Speaker 2: Was in the car park? Oh yeah, I was driving

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Speaker 2: out and you did it funny? Did you a series of.

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Speaker 5: Cars and then ran up my car screaming?

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Speaker 14: Oh yeah, so I slammed on the brakes and screamed.

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Speaker 3: She sides what Ray Hadley's car was quite It ended

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Speaker 3: up quite well.

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Speaker 5: Amazing, Lances. The building manager just looked over and show.

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Speaker 3: You ran over, Lance, No stitches for you.

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Speaker 6: Our bonbon jokes they're coming along together really well. I

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Speaker 6: she's we're getting some belters.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to decide today. We can only have twelve.

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Speaker 2: Bon bonds come in packs of twelve, so we need

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Speaker 2: Sydney's top twelve jokes.

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Speaker 6: Lauren and Jordan's springs. If you got one for us, laws,

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Speaker 6: I sure do.

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Speaker 15: Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? No,

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Speaker 15: he'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I don't get it.

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Speaker 5: Well, you don't go past nothing, so stop nothing.

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Speaker 2: When you get to zero. You don't move right, Lauren.

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Speaker 2: That is good. That is good. We'll put it on

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Speaker 2: the list.

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Speaker 6: Was Unfortunately, you're going to get reactions like that at

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Speaker 6: the household. You need to brighten up the day and

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Speaker 3: You got another one?

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry mate? Yeah? What's yellow? And kills you if

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Speaker 2: you get hit in the face. What a bulldozer? Thank

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Speaker 2: you for Anthony. Did you hear about the bloke that

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Speaker 2: had a dog with no legs? He used to take

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Speaker 2: him for a drag around the block every other Ah,

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Speaker 2: thanks Jack, yeses ago. Why didn't Teddy finish the Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Pudding because his dad Whippo stole it.

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Speaker 2: Because he was stuffed. Some that were had a whole

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Speaker 2: range here a whole range. Some are great, some are funnies,

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Speaker 3: The funeral director has gone viral actually on TikTok. Her

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Speaker 6: See everyone's like a one family rang up and said,

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Speaker 6: it's illegal, but can we come and pick her up?

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Speaker 6: And we want to have a funeral at home now. Lauren,

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Speaker 6: let her do this, she's not the funeral director anymore.

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Speaker 6: She said, okay, well, I'll let you do it for

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Speaker 6: to drive really slowly home because the dead body was

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Speaker 3: Back of the car with ochy straps over the.

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Speaker 6: Coffin, just to get just to get mom home and

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Speaker 6: they could do her own funeral.

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Speaker 3: They said, can you come and help us pick it up?

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Speaker 3: Because you're allowed it all over the shop.

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Speaker 5: Can't you do a funeral at home anyway?

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Speaker 2: Nobody you're allowed to take a body from somewhere to

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Speaker 3: I don't think you would be able to, would you.

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Speaker 2: You need to be a license transporter of the dead

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Speaker 6: Another request that they got is that a lot of

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Speaker 6: A family rocked up one day for the grandmother and

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Speaker 16: You don't have any pants in here. And she said, yeah,

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Speaker 16: that's the way she wanted to go out. What top

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Speaker 16: half dress there was some lingerie, some special lingerie that

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Speaker 2: Quite a racy nan.

451
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Speaker 14: I guess if you didn't have the confidence to wear

452
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Speaker 14: it in the in life, I don't.

453
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Speaker 3: I don't want to go to the screening.

454
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Speaker 6: Now, come on, I think you it will make you

455
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Speaker 6: feel a lot better. I mean, you see her one

456
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Speaker 6: last time.

457
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,280
Speaker 2: Kiss hope. You've done your bikini line.

458
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Speaker 5: Before you died, doubted lest she hadn't.

459
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Speaker 2: Well, you want to present nicely. You know what the

460
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Speaker 2: koala is.

461
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,040
Speaker 6: This is the other one, right, This is the other

462
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 6: one that I want to talk about that I didn't know, which.

463
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Speaker 3: Is apparently very popular.

464
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Speaker 6: This happens quite a bit now she's this is a

465
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Speaker 6: TikTok account, so she's doing the conversation that she received.

466
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Speaker 6: This is the phone call that she received from a

467
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,879
Speaker 6: widow and her husband had passed away.

468
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Speaker 17: Hey, this is the funeral home. How can I help you?

469
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Speaker 2: Hi?

470
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Speaker 17: Yes, I am calling because I need to drop off

471
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Speaker 17: a cloning kit. You have my dad husband there?

472
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Speaker 5: Oh a cloning kit?

473
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Speaker 17: Okay, So you want me to make a mold of

474
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Speaker 17: Leake's hand fingerprint? What kind of mold? Are you looking

475
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Speaker 17: for me to make Oh my goodness, aren't you just

476
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,880
Speaker 17: the cutest No, honey, it's not a hand cloning kit.

477
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 17: It's a clone Willie.

478
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 2: A Colonel Willy, which now I've looked this up, there

479
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 2: is an actual thing called Clona Willie. Talk us through

480
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Speaker 2: how it works made.

481
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Speaker 6: So basically is you've just got to get a Well,

482
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Speaker 6: there's a woman that's done. That's called Cynthia plaster Casta.

483
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,199
Speaker 6: She was a famous grouping right, and she had an

484
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Speaker 6: art exhibition. Frank Zappa put on this art exhibition where

485
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 6: she actually got Clona Willies. Of the biggest rock stars

486
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Speaker 6: in the world, she had got Jimmy Hendrix, Frank Zappa,

487
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 6: these people, and apparently there is a photo of Jimmy Hendrix.

488
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Speaker 6: She had like it was like a cocktail shaker, Sarah.

489
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Speaker 6: She would put the plaster in the cocktail shaker and

490
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Speaker 6: all you had to do was just put it in,

491
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Speaker 6: maneuver it in, leave it there for a few minutes,

492
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Speaker 6: and there's your plaster cast Gee.

493
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Speaker 2: I mean, if the guys already died, you'd hope the

494
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Speaker 2: rigor mortises kicked in, so as I would have thought.

495
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Speaker 5: It would be, I'd rather than go the other way.

496
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Speaker 6: So there's Cynthia plaster Caster with her good friend Diane,

497
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Speaker 6: and that was part of the art exhibition.

498
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Speaker 14: Do you guys ever go as kids to the plaster

499
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Speaker 14: fun House all the time?

500
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we never painted one of them. You know.

501
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Speaker 6: Well, this is the other thing that I only just

502
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Speaker 6: found this out recently, because this Cynthia plaster Caster was

503
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Speaker 6: such a well known groupie back in the day that

504
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 6: all the rock bands knew who she was.

505
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 3: The Beatles were asked to do.

506
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Speaker 6: It and Paul McCartney and John Lennon said no because

507
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 6: they were thinking about doing it until they found out

508
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 6: that Jimmy Hendrix had After Jimmy Hendrix had done it,

509
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,639
Speaker 6: no one wanted to go near it because the no

510
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,439
Speaker 6: way you could compare next Jim.

511
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 2: That's the table weight right there, isn't it.

512
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 3: That's that's the size of a watchtower.

513
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is held open the joker to the thief.

514
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 2: That is.

515
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Speaker 3: All right.

516
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Speaker 6: Michael was giving us a coin from Dremoine. Now what

517
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 6: happened after the funeral that you went to me?

518
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 1: Ah?

519
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Speaker 18: So at Uni I worked as a funeral director sort

520
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 18: of just helping out a bit, and we had one hears,

521
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Speaker 18: two funerals, and so we had sort of like a

522
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Speaker 18: really dodgy sort of white van and I had to

523
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Speaker 18: drive the body and the white van off to sort

524
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Speaker 18: of the crematorium and got pull over by the cops

525
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Speaker 18: for a breath test, and I didn't have any of

526
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Speaker 18: the paperwork, and it was sort of very awkward there

527
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Speaker 18: for a moment because on back.

528
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Speaker 3: Oh, so, how do you explain that, Michael?

529
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Speaker 18: Oh, I just said to him, Yeah, look, Sorr, I've

530
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Speaker 18: just come from funeral and yeah, I'm on the way

531
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Speaker 18: to the crematorium. And here's fortunately. I think I had

532
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 18: like the service booklet or something. I was like, this

533
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 18: is the service booklet, and I think they just thought

534
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 18: it was too weird, so they.

535
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Speaker 2: Let me go.

536
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Speaker 6: Do you know what I would always you know, the

537
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 6: hearse the old hearses that fit the coffins into the

538
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Speaker 6: back of the gym.

539
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, a bit a great traveling car, wouldn't it even know?

540
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 3: I'm second in one of those, sleeping in the back

541
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Speaker 3: of one of these.

542
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Speaker 2: I don't want to sleep in the back where there's

543
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Speaker 2: been dead bodies.

544
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Speaker 6: So much room do you have there that you could

545
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Speaker 6: fit a double bed in the back of that?

546
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Speaker 2: Do you know what back to that plaster mold. I

547
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 2: went along to Sexbo one time and they had that

548
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 2: offering there and I had a plaster mold which can

549
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 2: then be cast in bronze done of my testicles, which

550
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 2: was a bit of fun. And that was then given

551
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Speaker 2: to my mom as a Christmas present, which she popped

552
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 2: on the tree one year, which was a bit of

553
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 2: a twist for the Widthley family. But to see everything

554
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Speaker 2: she had on offer. There was also some female no no, no,

555
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 2: the plaster woman. There was also female molds there which

556
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Speaker 2: we used as penholders. Wow, so you can put your

557
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: pen in there. But we bought one of the girl

558
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Speaker 2: ones one.

559
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Speaker 3: Night, you remember that.

560
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 2: Tommy and we went and we had the mold of

561
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Speaker 2: the girl with us and this guy was there who

562
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 2: was kind of new to the group, I suppose we

563
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 2: didn't know him that well. And he said, do you

564
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Speaker 2: guys want to go to the barkets and drinks? Yeah,

565
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Speaker 2: take this. If you show them this, you'll get free drinks.

566
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Speaker 2: You just have to show them this at the bone.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, thing.

568
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Speaker 2: You know, there was just a rumble at the bar

569
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Speaker 2: and this guy was thrown out. Bicycurity God and the

570
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 2: plaster mold ended up on the floor.

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Speaker 6: Your your mum, put you a mold of your Raggit's

572
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Speaker 6: on the Christmas tree.

573
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Speaker 3: Put it you on the Christmas tree. Missile cameltoe up

574
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Speaker 3: there as well.

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Speaker 9: Oh that's just sitting side by side.

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Speaker 3: Note Julianne Gente, I want to talk about her. She's

577
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Speaker 3: a New Zealand MP.

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Speaker 6: This is an amazing effort because she went into labor

579
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Speaker 6: for the first time, Sarah, and at two am in

580
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Speaker 6: the morning she decided to jump on her bike and

581
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Speaker 6: ride herself to the hospital.

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Speaker 3: That's her there.

583
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Speaker 5: Yeah, get it hurt getting.

584
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Speaker 6: Out of her seat while she was having contractions and

585
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Speaker 6: still peddling the bike.

586
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Speaker 2: Did she think about calling a taxi or making the

587
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Speaker 2: hobby up or grabbing an uber?

588
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Speaker 5: What was the point of the bike?

589
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Speaker 3: Well, I think she's done this before. She's she. I

590
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 3: think it's to do with climate change. She wants to

591
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Speaker 3: prove a point. You don't have to jump into your

592
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Speaker 3: car all the time.

593
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Speaker 5: I guess it would help bring it on.

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Speaker 14: Perhaps, you know, when you get to the hospital and

595
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Speaker 14: they make you walk around and stuff for an hour

596
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Speaker 14: or so, that would probably.

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Speaker 6: She's also a vocal advocate for safer streets for cycling

598
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 6: and for bike riding is a widespread transport method.

599
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Speaker 3: You don't have to jump into your car on the

600
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Speaker 3: way to work.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to do it while you're going into labor.

602
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Speaker 2: I think you can make small exempts because it's quite

603
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 2: there's a danger when you go into labor, so you

604
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 2: need to be careful.

605
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Speaker 3: Well, I think that's a I mean, it's a good

606
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 3: way to maybe bring it on a little bit more.

607
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 14: Except if the head starts coming out and then you've

608
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 14: bobbed back down on.

609
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Speaker 2: The seat, don't she pushed her back in.

610
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 3: Push it back in.

611
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 5: It's just really make it longer than it.

612
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, the spoky dokies.

613
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 2: The poor kid was born with sort of a seat

614
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 2: mark in the top of its head.

615
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Speaker 3: Do you know what?

616
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Speaker 6: It's amazing what the places that BJ was going to

617
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 6: when she was in labor is unbelievable.

618
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Speaker 5: You see some really dark sides of people.

619
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Speaker 3: There was a moment there where she looked at me

620
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 3: and I don't think she knew who I was.

621
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Speaker 2: She'd left her body, she had left her body as

622
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Speaker 2: an alien.

623
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Speaker 3: And I can understand labor heroes and what you're going through.

624
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Speaker 6: Labor and I want to hear from labor heroes this morning,

625
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 6: thirteen twenty fourteen. Get involved. Kelly's giving a skirl from

626
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Speaker 6: Stanhope Gardens. Is your sister a labor hero?

627
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Speaker 7: He's an absolute super stark? So it's her.

628
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 15: It was her fourth child.

629
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Speaker 19: She got up to go to the bathroom.

630
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Speaker 7: Her water broke when she she just needed to go

631
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Speaker 7: to the toilet, and then twelve minutes later, after she

632
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 7: was lying in bed.

633
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Speaker 9: The baby was out.

634
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 2: Wow, that can happen, can't it?

635
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Speaker 3: Where Where was her husband? Kill?

636
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Speaker 7: She basically called him, And then because they were in

637
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 7: a rural town in New Zealand, she called him. One

638
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 7: of the local firemen were there, which was her husband's

639
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 7: best friend. Slightly awkward, they're all in the room. Within

640
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 7: a couple of minutes, she pushed too, maybe three times

641
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Speaker 7: and the baby was out.

642
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 2: Who was the real dad? Well, I told her the

643
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 2: story about my teacher, my aunt teacher fits who was

644
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 2: Helen Fitzgerald, and she had that happened, but the baby

645
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 2: came out when she was sitting on the toilet. So

646
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: caught the baby as its head was dropping into the bowl.

647
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 6: I got, I thought you was going to say in

648
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 6: pottery class or something, and the baby.

649
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 3: Caught the babies spinning the missus Fitzgerald.

650
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: Oh, how careful? There an umbilical court attached.

651
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 6: We're talking about this New Zealand MP great effort. Two

652
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 6: am in the morning, starts getting contractions. She decides to

653
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 6: up on her bike and ride herself to the hospital.

654
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 3: Baby's fine.

655
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Speaker 2: They go to labor hero But she's also you know,

656
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 2: she's a vocal advocate for safest streets.

657
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 3: She wants people to ride their bike.

658
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 6: To work, and this was a bit of a moment

659
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 6: for her to say, Look, if I can ride myself

660
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 6: to the hospital while.

661
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 3: I'm going through labor, you guys can do it as well. Labor.

662
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Speaker 6: We are celebrating labor heroes this morning, thirteen, twenty fourteen.

663
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Speaker 3: Peter in North Richmond, tell us about your wife.

664
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Speaker 2: I don't hey, Peter, hanging in there, Pete.

665
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 6: It's been tough year with a couple of lockdowns and

666
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 6: onmichrom hitness.

667
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 2: What's your story?

668
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,719
Speaker 20: Can you hear me?

669
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Speaker 3: Pete? You're still there, mate, Just your story.

670
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Speaker 20: But I just want to give a shout out to

671
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Speaker 20: my wife, Michelle Boutross. I hope I know she'll find

672
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Speaker 20: out about this we just gave birth to our first daughter.

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Speaker 20: She's about six weeks old.

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Speaker 2: Now.

675
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 20: She went through everything. Yeahs, her name's av. She went

676
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 20: through everything. She got injuced, she got there dural. We're

677
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 20: hanging around waiting for it to happen. Heart rate's going

678
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,959
Speaker 20: up and down the next minute, and mind you were

679
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 20: trying to do a calm berth. There's stuff scattered all

680
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 20: around the room, and it's like, all right, pack up

681
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 20: your stuff. The room is filled with about ten doctors.

682
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 20: I'll pack up you stuff. We're going to emergency sea section.

683
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 2: Now.

684
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 20: I'm like, pack up my stuff, like we're coming back

685
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 20: or we're going to just pack up your stuff. I'm okay,

686
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 20: I'm full panicking. My wife's cool as a cucumber. And

687
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 20: the next minute, the doctor's throwing the scrubs at me, like,

688
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 20: hurry up, mate, we're going into theater. What are you doing?

689
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 20: Oh god, we're going to take her into theater. Leave

690
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 20: me in this side room. I said, look, promise you

691
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 20: one thing. You're not going to cut her open and

692
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 20: do anything until I get in there. You know, we promised,

693
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 20: we promise. Next minute i'm in there, they already go

694
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 20: to open maybe because they don't want to shock me.

695
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 20: And they're working on a like a mechanic and they

696
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 20: brang the baby out, showed it to my wife. She

697
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 20: starts boring. Amazing. My wife was concerned about, like, make

698
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 20: sure she don't get mixed up. I'm thinking, man, you've

699
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 20: seen too many movies.

700
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 3: Wow, what a ride, peep ride. You will not forget me.

701
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 2: Send our love to al My gosh, that's awesome.

702
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 3: Kelly and Wilton's giving us schoolters about your husband.

703
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 19: Yeah, my husband's a teacher and I'm a teacher as well.

704
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 19: And he had to take some students up on a

705
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 19: swimming carnival excursion up to Yas and we lived down

706
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 19: in Bigger at the time, and see he went up

707
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 19: and of course I went into labor and he left

708
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 19: his students with another teacher and drove the minibus four

709
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 19: and a half hours back and basically they said, cross

710
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 19: my legs and don't let it come out. And the

711
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 19: trip in about two hours. It was normally taking our

712
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 19: four and a half hours, as I said, and for

713
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 19: about twenty two warm Bats was driving at one hundred.

714
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 18: And sixty kilometers.

715
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 19: Oh, it was pretty crazy, but yeah, he made it

716
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 19: just as the head was coming out.

717
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 2: Oh isn't that beautiful? What did you have? Kell? Little

718
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 2: boy or girl?

719
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 19: A little girl and her name is Isabella, Isabella.

720
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 6: I love rally right there isn't he help jump into

721
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 6: the car instead of four hours? Are going to get

722
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 6: you there in two hours? What's the conversation like for

723
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 6: two hours? Be a lot of screaming going.

724
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: I think he stole the van so there's no kids

725
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,719
Speaker 2: on it. He was gone, mate, he's flying.

726
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 3: Let me sing that.

727
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 2: Song, Song Song Song. Hi, guys, welcome to the last

728
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 2: songs for Song Song Song for twenty twenty one. And

729
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 2: you know there's a big meeting yesterday. We're going what

730
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 2: do we really love about the show? Guys? What do

731
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 2: you want to see back in twenty twenty two? Great

732
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 2: catering yesterday, Pete also thanks for that, and everybody said,

733
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 2: songs to song song. This is their best gift to

734
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 2: radio since Battle of the Sexes and The Fugitive. This

735
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 2: is the number one greatest thing on radio in the moment.

736
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 5: You can't watch faces this show.

737
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 3: We're in our competitions as well. That's a good example.

738
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: Does no matter? Tommy As we go live on the

739
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 2: fifty week of Facebook page.

740
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, people listening from all over Australia. Let's say I

741
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 9: was saying hi to Meek in Tazzy meet Milk and

742
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 9: also oh yeah, Benny in West Pennant Hills, Henny Norell

743
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 9: and Shelby listening this morning.

744
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 3: I'll be the best part of this segment.

745
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Here we go, guys, No one

746
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,479
Speaker 2: goes out on the first round. Good to have MDG

747
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 2: back with a voice. The word is miss miss you.

748
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 9: I don't want to miss a.

749
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 5: Thing, Missing you, isn't it you?

750
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 3: By Desiree?

751
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 5: Can you do missing?

752
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 2: No? I need miss Missy Elliott. I thought you meant

753
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 2: miss you because I miss you?

754
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 3: What was that stay by Lisa? Yeah?

755
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 2: So are you anywhere? Terrible warm up? And that's misindependent

756
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 2: The great song.

757
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: Blink.

758
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 3: That was a good song, great song.

759
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 2: What else did you have? Tom?

760
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 9: Everything but the girl? Miss You like the desert miss

761
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 9: the Ring?

762
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a great song?

763
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 2: Were you warming up slowly there?

764
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 3: Or?

765
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 13: Now that we've got erin in the mcafe and she's

766
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 13: a bit more focused on the coffee than helping me,

767
00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 13: it's going to it's going.

768
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: To be a battle. It's going to be a battle.

769
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: It's going to be a battle for m DG. We

770
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 2: know that much. Okay, here we go, guys, as were

771
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 2: moving on the first official round, you can go out

772
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 2: with this round. The word is lights the lights, Sarah,

773
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,240
Speaker 2: what were you? Lights?

774
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 3: Flashing lights? So that's the same song, isn't it?

775
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 2: Where were you MDG? Blinded by the lights? Yep? Lights?

776
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 9: I can see the lights surrounding you. Thank you.

777
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 2: Ryan, my lights of the lighthouse.

778
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 14: You could have got you too, wasn't there song City

779
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 14: of Blinding Lights?

780
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 3: Yeah?

781
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 2: Ryan says you're still in congratulations with your Kanye pace

782
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 2: picked up really well and I'm cool. Did anyone have

783
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 2: all of the lights? Kanye West? Then you're after Yeah?

784
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 8: But isn't that round sorry one that I said?

785
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 3: Sarah already got it? I said all of the lights,

786
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 3: all of them late.

787
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 2: We can't lose, wasn't it?

788
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 13: We can't lose fits in the finale in round.

789
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 2: One, second round, we would need a quick vote if

790
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 2: you want to keep him in. Tom No, none, he's gone.

791
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 2: Here we go, We say goodbye Jones. Here we go.

792
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 2: The word is for the three left Black.

793
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 9: Black Betty whoa black Betty back in black?

794
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 2: Yes, Tom White, Michael Jackson, Yes, you're in weld Un says,

795
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 2: well done, right as he SIPs from his tea after.

796
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 5: Handing Sarah yelling at him for.

797
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 2: Helping because he doesn't often do this. That was one.

798
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 2: You do it every week. No, it's got nothing to do

799
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 2: with agenda. I look at you as a man.

800
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 5: Pauline Hanson, now this I don't see this.

801
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 2: I don't know what gender you are says, here we go.

802
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 2: The word is sugar.

803
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 9: Sugar, Yes, sugar sugar was a baby.

804
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 13: Yes, boy, well done, Rolling Stone, Ryan, Rolling Stones, sugaryan brown.

805
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: Sugar from Rolling Do you need to leave the studio?

806
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: Will you be quiet from now on? We need a

807
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 2: champion for the end of the year. As the group

808
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 2: pumps the air, you got handed one and you're celebrating that.

809
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 2: Can we moved through?

810
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 9: Still got three left to Witfley says, pour some sugar

811
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 9: on me. Not sure if that's a song or perhaps

812
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 9: a request?

813
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 2: Sugar on me?

814
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 5: You love this song?

815
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it's the song. Tom.

816
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 9: Oh, it doesn't. It's not just something that happens in

817
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 9: the Witfley family.

818
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 2: So it's not Tom okay. I asked you to sit out, Lord,

819
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 2: sugar on me. I ask you to sit out please, Ryan.

820
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 9: Wasn't that one of the great stings of the year,

821
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,479
Speaker 9: The Lord sugar sting?

822
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: If I can have your attention back to the host.

823
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 2: Thanks Tom.

824
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 3: The word is.

825
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 2: I thought we'd moved on.

826
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 9: We wave goodbye to twenty twenty one twenty one.

827
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 13: The way is stuck start stuck with me with you now?

828
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 5: Mine was pussy Cat Dolls.

829
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 9: Stuck with Yes, you know you're right, MDG yep and

830
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 9: perhaps one of my favorite smooth classics. Stuck on you?

831
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 2: How does it go? Tom?

832
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 3: Stuck on you online? On Richie.

833
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 14: The other one you could do is the Huey Lewis

834
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 14: to the news having to be stuck with you.

835
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're showing off now, Sarah, and no the guy,

836
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 2: none of the guys would have.

837
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 14: Shown all right, here we go to see being a

838
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 14: woman hater, see you as a war and stop voting

839
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 14: one name since I pulled the black.

840
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 2: Not since I pulled the black hair off your chest.

841
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 2: Don't know what you're doing up.

842
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 3: In the new I will the federal election.

843
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 2: Here we go.

844
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 5: You're going to have a big one.

845
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 2: Three people left in Sarah, Tom de grou To, The

846
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 2: word is dollar dollar, dollar, Hello.

847
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 5: Black, I need a dollar.

848
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 3: Sarah, Sarah dollar dollar dollar?

849
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 2: Is that? Is that the same song?

850
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 3: How does it go? Dullah dullad Nope, that's not a song,

851
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 3: but it's in it Son, No, it's not. That's what song?

852
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 2: Is it?

853
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 3: The one that has Dulladullah?

854
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 2: We'll find it. Let him know.

855
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 3: Woo tang cream.

856
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 2: I will not accept dollar bills.

857
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will.

858
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 5: Not accept it.

859
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 3: Not ext.

860
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 2: Taken out the last one. In fact, I'll take it

861
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 2: off you because you've made a sexist comment.

862
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 3: Tom, you are a winner. Jeez, what you know?

863
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 2: What?

864
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 3: The Oasis cover bands around the world.

865
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 6: I love some of these names, and we've spoken about

866
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 6: Oasis before, but there's some other beauties going around. There's

867
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 6: Show Oasis, there's definitely could be yep, and definitely might

868
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 6: be maybe.

869
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 3: But the one that we need to focus on at

870
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 3: the moment is No Oasis.

871
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:55,720
Speaker 2: Okay.

872
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 3: Now, No Oasis are.

873
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 2: Actually an Australian Oasis cover band, and they actually played

874
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: at the start of this year.

875
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 3: In twenty twenty one, but then they've gone back to

876
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 3: the UK.

877
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 6: So over the weekend, No Oasis were playing at a

878
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 6: pub called the tan Hill in It dates back to

879
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 6: the seventeenth century and over the weekend Sarah.

880
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 3: As No Oasis were playing, snow started to fall.

881
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 2: Beautiful, that's beautiful.

882
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 6: Snow, thick, thick snow, enough snow to actually snow everybody

883
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 6: into the pub all the night.

884
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 3: So you know at midnight when no Oasis were rocking,

885
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 3: this is them here. Everyone's getting into it. Unbelievable effort.

886
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 6: By four o'clock in the morning and they were told

887
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 6: they weren't allowed to leave and they had to sleep

888
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 6: at the pub.

889
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 3: It was starting to get a bit round. It was

890
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 3: starting a bit.

891
00:39:47,800 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 10: Rowdy trying to sleep mate, So.

892
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 2: How many people in the bar?

893
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 6: There was only fifty people in the barm and that's

894
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 6: the photo there.

895
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 2: They had to all sleep on the floor of the

896
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 2: par after watching no Oasis amazing, so everyone was blind.

897
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 6: Everyone had a great night with no Oasis. They played

898
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 6: till about three in the morning. Everyone had to pull

899
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 6: up sleeping bags and they threw them out and said

900
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 6: you're gonna have to sleep in the floor because no

901
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,439
Speaker 6: one can get home.

902
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 2: I mean the band was trying to plug that next gig.

903
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: I don't reckon one out of the fifty would have

904
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 2: turned up to the next before.

905
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 6: I mean, if you are going to see an Oasis

906
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 6: cover band, you're going to ask yourself serious questions in

907
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,240
Speaker 6: the first place.

908
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 2: Well, you've got to turn up drunk, I think. So

909
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 2: you can't tell the difference that in the original.

910
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 6: At the speed Down in Melbourne they had about six

911
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 6: hundred people rock up four no Oasis at the start

912
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 6: of the year.

913
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 2: Cover band's big definitely. There used to be a U

914
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 2: two cover band that would get around and they were

915
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 2: almost like the real.

916
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 3: The guy, the guy that looks Bono.

917
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's exactly like him, and they sound good and

918
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 2: everyone would go say, let's go and see the YouTube.

919
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 2: A cover band, let's do it.

920
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 3: I mean, it's an easy night out. You know what

921
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 3: the setlist is going to be.

922
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 14: You're not going to see actual Oasis back together. So

923
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 14: this is as good as it gets.

924
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 2: Tommy, who was the bloker, came in here. I think

925
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 2: it was a Bruno Mars impersonator.

926
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 9: Yeah, he was amazing.

927
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 2: He was nothing like it. He was precious.

928
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 9: But he also did some Bruno Mars but he had

929
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 9: an amazing wail on him.

930
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 2: Great boy so that he was from Korea I think.

931
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 3: But he was a bit upset because we kept saying

932
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 3: Bruno Mars and it was.

933
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 2: That's why I've confused.

934
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 9: It was a surprise for you guys, but I'm for

935
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 9: sure you guys got confused. He looked like cy with

936
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 9: the surprise stop. Yeah, and you did ask him about that, and.

937
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 2: That's where the apology came in.

938
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 7: Here.

939
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 9: We don't have any of that, do we? Let know

940
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 9: in the system of.

941
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 2: Jack looking when he came in, Elton Jack.

942
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 9: Elton Jack was amazing Jack. But I think you have

943
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 9: forgotten the greatest, which was look out there's been an

944
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 9: apple land.

945
00:41:53,400 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 2: Down the Prince go. Wow? It was good good pipes?

946
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 21: Yeah, wow, made a Prince song.

947
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 3: I still thought it was Bruno Mars.

948
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 9: How good was that?

949
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 3: Unbelievable?

950
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 2: Kingdom stars to hear the stinking bond bon jokes that

951
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 2: we've had for so long around the Christmas table, Now

952
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 2: we wants some new ones.

953
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 7: What do a train set and your wife's boobs have

954
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 7: in common?

955
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 15: They're both made for kids.

956
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 18: But dads can't help playing with them.

957
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 6: That was tenure in Georgie's Hall. And let me tell

958
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 6: you this, that is one of the.

959
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 3: Jokes, without a doubt, that's going through as one of

960
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 3: our twelve jokes News. What do a train set in your.

961
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 6: Wife's boots have in common. They were both made for kids,

962
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 6: but dads can't help playing well.

963
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 2: We did decide to limit one boob joke out of

964
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 2: the twelve, so congratulations on that being the boob joke?

965
00:42:58,880 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 3: Can I put another one in?

966
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 2: Shivers? Go on?

967
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 3: Scotty in Hobartville's was just a belter as well? How

968
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 3: much does a roof way?

969
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 2: Yep?

970
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 3: Nothing, it's on the house.

971
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 2: It's pretty good.

972
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 3: It's pretty good.

973
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 6: I mean they just put you know what that you

974
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 6: don't barely laugh?

975
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 3: No, it puts a smile on your face, and that's

976
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 3: all we need.

977
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 2: I think it's appreciation for the joke. We've kind of

978
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: roughly got our top eleven jokes, which is great, so

979
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 2: we do need one more joke for our bond bond,

980
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 2: so that in twenty four ten, if you want to

981
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 2: take up the last spot the moment, we've also got

982
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 2: what do you call a Greek skydiver? Condescending? What did

983
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 2: the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Hello me?

984
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 6: Greet Scott in as well? Which is world, aren't Mattie.

985
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 6: I'm really proud of this one. The wise bond Jovi's

986
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 6: bed always messy because he doesn't think it matters if

987
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 6: he makes it or not.

988
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 9: Spot on.

989
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 13: Great if we could make it an audio bon bond,

990
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 13: so that just fill good challenge.

991
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 2: What do you call it? American bee? A USB? Very funny?

992
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 2: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a boogie

993
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 2: in it?

994
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 3: Put a bit of boogi in it?

995
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 13: M M thought, we're trying to raise the bar.

996
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 2: We are?

997
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 3: We are?

998
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 2: What's the difference between Sandra and Tiger Woods? Sander stops

999
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 2: at three hoes.

1000
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 3: Caring bar? Kate, do you have a bonbon joke?

1001
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 20: I do.

1002
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:18,760
Speaker 3: What I want?

1003
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 7: My one is, what do you call an elk that

1004
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 7: wins the lotto?

1005
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 3: What do you call an elf that wins the lotto? Wealthy?

1006
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 20: Oh?

1007
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 3: Wealth?

1008
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 2: Well? Wealthy? Well, very wealthy, Kate? Not bad? I mean

1009
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: we didn't need to fill this last spot. Williams and

1010
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 2: d Y give us your joke?

1011
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 7: Well, what did the constimplate your account?

1012
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 3: And do?

1013
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 2: What is it?

1014
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 18: We worked it out with a pencil.

1015
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 2: Is the classic bill? Maybe the classic makes up the

1016
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:55,439
Speaker 2: twelfth bonjo That was Mick Fitzgerald's favorite joke of all time.

1017
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 2: It's good, isn't it? I mean the other one we

1018
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 2: liked yesterday was how do you make a Pikachu? You

1019
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 2: get on a bus your Pokemon? I want to read

1020
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 2: the ones we are we're going through that going through

1021
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 2: you like this one MDJ who seems to be complaining

1022
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 2: the whole way through this? What concert only cost forty

1023
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 2: five cents fitty cent featuring Nickelback.

1024
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 3: Just because I like Nickelback?

1025
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 2: I mean, there's that's We've got some beauties.

1026
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:30,280
Speaker 9: You can win the first batch of crackers tomorrow show. Okay,

1027
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,959
Speaker 9: tom win all week. Do you want the final bond

1028
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 9: Bond cracker design?

1029
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we went through some yesterday and one had

1030
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 2: Alan Jones on it.

1031
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 9: Yes, that one did not Okay, that was the That

1032
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 9: was the Alan.

1033
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 3: Jones should have ramped up voting on that one.

1034
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 9: I'm h O R and wife for Christmas. That did

1035
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 9: not win. This one came second, guys. It's it says,

1036
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 9: go on, have a cracker and it's got whips you.

1037
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 2: With the over my Christmas present.

1038
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 9: Did Winky's winning design frond in studio. It's on your screens,

1039
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 9: but we'll put on our socials. Okay, is the sausage

1040
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 9: dog Stretchy sausage dog whip our Sarah Matt fist right

1041
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 9: in my back.

1042
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 2: I mean, we've all seen that picture before where Tom

1043
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 2: is the long dog. But what's been added there is

1044
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 2: the Santa's hat to Tom's face on a dog. So look,

1045
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 2: it's even weirder than it was before. But I like it.

1046
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 3: That's your bonbond. We're ready to go.

1047
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 9: You've got one more caller. I think did you speak

1048
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 9: to Will in Ruddy Hill?

1049
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 2: I think we did? Go ahead, Will? What's your joke? Buddy?

1050
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 7: There goes the good will?

1051
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 2: What's you joked?

1052
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 3: A bit of a risky one?

1053
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 13: Why is Santa always so jolly?

1054
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 2: Why is Santa always so jolly?

1055
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,280
Speaker 7: He knows where all the naughty girls are?

1056
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: All right, could be on the top twelve?

1057
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 2: Will for that.

1058
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 6: Susan's giving us a cool good morning Susan good morning.

1059
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 6: Whispers going around that you may have a bonbon joke

1060
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 6: for us.

1061
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 7: Well, it's more a dead bonbon joke, but yes, I've

1062
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 7: got one.

1063
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.

1064
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 7: Why can't you explain puns to a leptomoniac?

1065
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:21,919
Speaker 2: Why can't you explain explain puns to a kleptomaniac.

1066
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 7: Because they take things literally?

1067
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's pretty good. There's like that.

1068
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 3: That's good. You do have to think about it, Susan,

1069
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 3: but I do like it when you get there.

1070
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 2: You know, Susan had a bit of a laugh and

1071
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 2: she already knew what the punchline was. So right, we're

1072
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 2: going to write that down. That could that could round

1073
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 2: us out to twelve, Susan, well done, Thank you for

1074
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:42,240
Speaker 2: your call.

1075
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 3: I only think we need one or more one.

1076
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,919
Speaker 9: One or two more and that time and then we're done.

1077
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then.

1078
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,720
Speaker 9: People will win them from Mark from tomorrow morning.

1079
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. How many have we got cases? And cases? Yeah,

1080
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 2: well they're the one that gets on the show.

1081
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 9: No, they're limited edition, so we've got about twenty okay two.

1082
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 2: Where Sarah Sarah to be aware of you don't do

1083
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 2: the ironing or you don't do the cookie.

1084
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm a ripper in the sack.

1085
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 14: Oh that was coming back at some point. This is

1086
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 14: a pretty serious one today, Katie. She says, Hi, Sarah,

1087
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 14: I've been carrying around the weights of the world because

1088
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 14: my grandma confessed on her deathbed that my mum's father

1089
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 14: isn't who she thinks it is, as she had an affair.

1090
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 14: I was the only one sitting with her when she

1091
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 14: said this, and I'm torn as to whether I tell

1092
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 14: my mum or not. Selfishly, I'm also worried that on

1093
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 14: a night out I might accidentally hook up with my

1094
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 14: half cousin.

1095
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 5: Should I break the news to my mum, Katie.

1096
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 2: Something should be taken to the grave.

1097
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 5: I agree.

1098
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 2: I mean, we've all done things in our life which

1099
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 2: we don't tell anyone about, don't we, guys.

1100
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 14: Yeah, And if she's had a lucid moment and she's accidentally.

1101
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 8: Said it and you don't know if it's true, you

1102
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 8: don't imagine that she was losing her mind completely, came

1103
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 8: out with you know, a bloody, big porky pie and

1104
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 8: then the next thing, you know, you go and tell

1105
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 8: your mom, who cries for the rest of her life.

1106
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 3: Doesn't the mum have the right to know though now gone.

1107
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 6: This is very similar to seeing a mate hook up

1108
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 6: with somebody else and cheating in a partnership and then saying, well,

1109
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 6: I can't say anything to them because it might have

1110
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 6: in the relationship, because.

1111
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 14: You're at a certain age and you want to give

1112
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 14: that person the chance to move on. This is presumably

1113
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 14: Dad might be alive, might be dead. She's lived her

1114
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 14: whole life, thinking, someone to dad, don't upset your mom.

1115
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 14: Now your Grannie's not here to answer questions or to

1116
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 14: tell you exactly what's gone on.

1117
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 2: And if Grannie wanted the mom to know, then she

1118
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Speaker 2: would have told her simple as that.

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Speaker 3: There was a love of deathbed confession.

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Speaker 2: There was a good ninety years or so which was

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Speaker 2: a chance for her to share that, and she chose

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Speaker 2: not to.

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Speaker 6: Maybe lock it in and be a great segment. When

1124
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 6: we get people on their deathbed, I give us a

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Speaker 6: call thirteen twenty fourteen, and this is their last confession.

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Speaker 2: You go, these are my deathbed confession.

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00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 3: Hazel on the line. You're there, Hazel, A lot of fun.

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Speaker 2: Would we do it on a Monday, just after the weekend,

1129
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 2: when everyone's feeling fired up for the week, buried about

1130
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Speaker 2: eight thousand dollars out in the backyard at thirty three Beresford.

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Speaker 3: That's an interesting one.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it would be weird. We might not cross

1133
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Speaker 2: the hasel.

1134
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 3: Would be a great segment. Tracy and Penrith, what should

1135
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Speaker 3: Katie do? Trace?

1136
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 7: Oh, don't say anything.

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00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't say anything.

1138
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Speaker 3: Do you keep it?

1139
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 2: Trace?

1140
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 3: How many skeletons again in your closet?

1141
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 2: Trace?

1142
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 7: I can't be telling you those secret trace.

1143
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 2: Do you have something that you've thought, like you've done

1144
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 2: in your past that you've never told anybody else about?

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00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely.

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00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 14: Do you have things that people have told you and

1147
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 14: you almost don't want to know? Like sometimes knowing something

1148
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 14: is a real burden.

1149
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 7: I've got so many people's secrets in my head that

1150
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 7: I could write a book.

1151
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 3: What about what about your husband?

1152
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 2: Trace?

1153
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 3: You reckon? He's got a couple of skeletons too.

1154
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 6: Well.

1155
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 7: I don't have a husband, So.

1156
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 3: Your future husband, you reckon? He will.

1157
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 2: Most men?

1158
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 3: Yeah? True? I mean who do you know?

1159
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 6: It's even like the serial Killers where they go to

1160
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,879
Speaker 6: it's like Mala and you're asking where, wouldn't you as

1161
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,919
Speaker 6: you are going just tell where the bodies are drop

1162
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 6: the map.

1163
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 3: He's already confessed to some the others.

1164
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 5: They don't think very straight though. Fits I'm trying.

1165
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,959
Speaker 2: To think if there's anything i'd share on my death bed.

1166
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 5: Do you have secrets you've never told Lisa?

1167
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 2: No? No.

1168
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 3: I mean there's the big one in South Australia.

1169
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 6: It's a huge case of BEV and Spencer Van Einem

1170
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 6: who's saying that there's a there was a there was

1171
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 6: a group of people of you know, lawyers, politicians that

1172
00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 6: were involved in this really bad ring. And he's basically saying,

1173
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 6: on my deathbed, I'm going to give away the names

1174
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 6: of the people that were involved.

1175
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be a huge confession?

1176
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then there's a huge pressure you put on

1177
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 2: everybody else too, So you'd be thinking, Okay, I might

1178
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 2: not get a chance if I've told everybody I'm going

1179
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 2: to dub them in, I might not have a chance

1180
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 2: to share that because I'll be shot. Yes, well, you

1181
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

1182
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 5: Isn't it like JFK.

1183
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 14: Once everyone involved is dead, they'll release what actually happens.

1184
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 5: Fascination.

1185
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 2: I think they'll ever come out the mafia?

1186
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 3: Do you want to do deathbed confessions? Tom A?

1187
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 9: You opening up to the well, Yeah, when we see

1188
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 9: what's out there, you think it's too morbid.

1189
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 2: Now let's go for it.

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00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 3: Maine.

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00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 6: We threw it out there, Sarah the Aware Sarah had

1192
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 6: someone talking about death bed confessions. We were saying it

1193
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 6: would be a great segment, thinking that we wouldn't get

1194
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 6: any calls, but Manique's giving us a call from Campbelltown.

1195
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 6: Came on, have you got a confession?

1196
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 15: Hi, guys, how are you I still do?

1197
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened?

1198
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 15: My cousin turned out at the ag PSC three that

1199
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 15: her dad was not her dad.

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00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 5: Did it ruin her life?

1201
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 15: Yeah, because the quite a lot of people in the

1202
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:11,280
Speaker 15: family knew apparently, or her sibling knew. She was youngest,

1203
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 15: and it got blurted out from a sibling when they

1204
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 15: thought that their mother was on her deathbed. And since

1205
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 15: then she has made a recovery, so the secret is out.

1206
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 15: And yeah, it's really split the family.

1207
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 20: Porty.

1208
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 2: That's the thing. You could completely ruin a family and

1209
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 2: then the person who doesn't have that piece of information

1210
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 2: is probably angry at everybody else that knew.

1211
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 15: Yeah, one d percent and her father, her biological father,

1212
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 15: has since passed away. With some of their scanning to

1213
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 15: try and find him, and he passed away, so she

1214
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 15: kind of even get to know him or is any

1215
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 15: medical issues that she needs to know.

1216
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 2: For her cool Sometimes it's best just to bury the demons.

1217
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 15: Yeah, I seemed to disagree. I think they should have

1218
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 15: told her earlier. Yeah, like when she was eighteen, and

1219
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 15: then she could have made her own exactly.

1220
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I totally agree with you.

1221
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 6: She wouldn't it be good to go out with a

1222
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 6: bit of a knot joke on your death bed?

1223
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 5: Does you get the knot out there you take your

1224
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 5: last breath?

1225
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:13,479
Speaker 2: No, who wants to be a millionaire? Hey, it would

1226
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 2: be funny if you went to deliver some sort of

1227
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 2: secret Nike, if you could really know when you're about

1228
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 2: to drop off and go, I've got to tell you

1229
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 2: about your real mother.

1230
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 3: Oh you know, it's not what you think.

1231
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 2: Gone, And then they're left wondering.

1232
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 3: Pablo Escobar is the big one.

1233
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 6: He buried all that money and his family sent so

1234
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 6: he sent five family members out with five different people

1235
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 6: to go bury the money. Then he told the family

1236
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 6: members to shoot that person who buried the money so

1237
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 6: they didn't know where it was. And then when he

1238
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 6: got all these five family members back there, the rumor

1239
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,240
Speaker 6: is that he shot all those five family members.

1240
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 2: And no one knows whether he doesn't even know where

1241
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 2: it is.

1242
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,280
Speaker 3: Well, he does, he's the only one. But now he's gone.

1243
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 3: So the money's out there somewhere a whole Tommy, could

1244
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 3: we I don't know, could we do an ib in Colombia?

1245
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 2: Yo, shovel, bring a spade, we'll have a dig around.

1246
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 2: It'd be like when they do a million dollars giveaway

1247
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 2: on the beach TI. Yeah, okay, everyone, come along any.

1248
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 3: From Peter all the way over here in Columbia. She's

1249
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 3: going to go and do some digging today. Or look,

1250
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,240
Speaker 3: there's a bit of a game that's rocked up. Hey, guys,

1251
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 3: will be back in a minute with.

1252
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 2: Jenny hasn't slept in a week? Oh?

1253
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 3: Is that a cartel off?

1254
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 13: All right?

1255
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 2: The Big Cartel hourur coming up. We're co hosting with

1256
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 2: the Cartel today as they take over the show and

1257
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 2: Our Lives.

1258
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 3: Coming up next, our segment kissing Cartel.

1259
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Speaker 2: Oh, very good, very good. Write that down. Matthew McConaughey,

1260
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 2: This is exciting. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. He

1261
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 2: will be joining us on the show. We said we

1262
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 2: need this man on before the end of the year. Tommy,

1263
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 2: you've pulled off an absolute miracle.

1264
00:55:58,920 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 9: He loves talking to you.

1265
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 3: He's ready to go.

1266
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,720
Speaker 9: He actually announced yesterday he's not going to be governor,

1267
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 9: didn't he.

1268
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 2: Yes, don't ask him about that.

1269
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 3: Australia is equivalent to Matthew McConaughey.

1270
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 2: All right, alright, alright, dtor.

1271
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 3: Chris Brown, would you put him in that.

1272
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,240
Speaker 5: Two waiful men, very beautiful.

1273
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 2: Man, very soon too. Shane Warne's warning already fell off

1274
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:23,720
Speaker 2: his bike yesterday.

1275
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,800
Speaker 1: His ankle didn't he was he on a motorbike or

1276
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: a motor boat?

1277
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think he was doing it at the

1278
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 3: same time.

1279
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 2: Very clever. I mean Kevin Kanye tried it in the

1280
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:35,800
Speaker 2: Bound film clip.

1281
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 3: Can we ask him about the Jessica power.

1282
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, he said nothing is off limits.

1283
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 2: He didn't, Tom, but tell us that one over field

1284
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 2: with This show is a nov podcast. For more great

1285
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Speaker 2: comedy shows like this, head to nov podcast dot com.

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Speaker 20: Today you