Speaker 1: Guys, welcome along to the podcast. And I ask you
Speaker 1: the question, the same question we asked FITZI. If you
Speaker 1: were to marry an object, an inanimate object, what would
Speaker 1: that object be?
Speaker 2: Such a good question. I mean, is it a vending machine?
Speaker 2: Is it some kind of piece of machinery that you're like,
Speaker 2: I just can't live without this? Can we get physical
Speaker 2: that sort of stuff?
Speaker 3: You know, my dice and hair dryer? Yeah, damn straight,
Speaker 3: I'd marry you.
Speaker 2: Damn straight, you would because it straightens your hair?
Speaker 3: Oh hot does?
Speaker 1: That's why without making it Frizze, God, I love you.
Speaker 3: Just whispered quiet.
Speaker 2: Too calming sound to isn't She just.
Speaker 3: Whispers in my ear. I want to make you look beautiful,
Speaker 3: That's what she says to me.
Speaker 2: She doesn't go the extra, to the extra. All right,
Speaker 2: let's talk to Fitzy.
Speaker 4: Oh, Fizy, good morning to you, the magnificent Jody so
Speaker 4: good to be here.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you're aware, but nothing discernibly newsworthy
Speaker 1: has happened right across Australia this morning. It's just been
Speaker 1: a four hour tribute to Koshi on Sunrise.
Speaker 5: I know, and he rean.
Speaker 4: I just I was just watching it, He's run through
Speaker 4: a banner at the end.
Speaker 5: Which do you know what?
Speaker 4: Though, you know what, Koshi's always wanted to always wanted
Speaker 4: to be out in the park, right, He probably was
Speaker 4: when he was younger and juniors and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: But why not twenty one years doing breakfast television make
Speaker 4: him a banner. I wonder if the port Adelaide cheer
Speaker 4: squad made it for him. They should they should have.
Speaker 4: I mean, there would have been some builders over the years.
Speaker 4: Get a bit of crepe paper. You don't remember the
Speaker 4: old one's hazy where there was where the sticky tape
Speaker 4: was so strong that you'd run through it and if
Speaker 4: you didn't get enough velocity you'd end up on your ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. And you're like, well, I'm going to take
Speaker 2: this face first, and he's got a big old snores
Speaker 2: on you potentially gets broken.
Speaker 5: That would have been funny. That would have been funny.
Speaker 4: There was a nervous when when Ken Hinckley went on
Speaker 4: Sunrise the other day.
Speaker 5: There was nervousness too, Ken going.
Speaker 4: David, we cannot wait to have you around the club
Speaker 4: a little bit more.
Speaker 3: Now, Really, Ken, how are you really about the situation?
Speaker 3: Hey was sorry, go for it.
Speaker 1: We've been talking this morning about inanimate objects. There's a
Speaker 1: woman who married the Eiffel Tower, and then she broke
Speaker 1: up with the Eiffel Tower and then she married a fence.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so well, dirty cheat Niffel Tower exactly.
Speaker 1: We reckon it, slid into the Sydney Harbor Bridges DMS.
Speaker 1: That was the start of all the trouble. And we
Speaker 1: were having bets in here as to what inanimate object
Speaker 1: you would want to marry. The general consensus is it
Speaker 1: would be a goalpost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, goal posts. Or I know she's a big girl.
Speaker 2: She's a very very big girl. But I could see
Speaker 2: you shacking up with the port No Longer football club
Speaker 2: as a whole.
Speaker 5: No, I was thinking more ads.
Speaker 4: No, here's another one for you, and a great segue
Speaker 4: because Travis Head's just scored on undred and sixty.
Speaker 5: But you guys, I haven't even done this on my
Speaker 5: show yet.
Speaker 4: I'm bringing it up with you guys for the first time.
Speaker 4: An old teammate of mine down at the Portlander Cricket Club,
Speaker 4: Timmy Boston, alerted me the other night he went through
Speaker 4: his mum and dad's attic and he found these old
Speaker 4: cricket books and the scorecards hazy from the eighties and
Speaker 4: the nineties. Right, I never scored a ton for the
Speaker 4: port Lander Cricket Club. I made ninety nine runs. And
Speaker 4: when I was on ninety nine and the guy was
Speaker 4: coming into bowl, my father was standing behind the bowler
Speaker 4: with his finger up, going you only need one, and
Speaker 4: I looked at Dad.
Speaker 5: I nicked it through to the keeper and I never
Speaker 5: made a ton.
Speaker 2: Thanks me, thank you.
Speaker 5: But how's this?
Speaker 4: My mate found the scorecard from that day, the scorebook, right, oh, Jody,
Speaker 4: We've added it up and it adds up to one hundred.
Speaker 4: So I am going to marry my great Nichols Elite
Speaker 4: five hundred.
Speaker 5: That I made a hundred.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: Such a sad story.
Speaker 1: There were so many twists and turns, but you made
Speaker 1: a century, dull, and I can sob for you.
Speaker 4: It was on seafored Oval, which I think it's about
Speaker 4: twenty five meters to the boundary, but it's a ton
Speaker 4: of tons.
Speaker 2: Of ton, tons of ton. He did say as well,
Speaker 2: that you went to the football last night. This is
Speaker 2: probably going to absolutely hurt your ears, but this is
Speaker 2: what's happening in South Australia when we're trying to say
Speaker 2: Lance Buddy Franklin sometimes just gets a little bit misconstrued.
Speaker 2: And this is some of our news read Abbey's best work,
Speaker 2: just describing Buddy and he's big milestone and Lance Franklin.
Speaker 1: That will line up for want to ask me in
Speaker 1: the newsroom is Lance Franklin?
Speaker 3: Is that the posh cousin of Lance Franklin.
Speaker 2: Confirmation is that what's happening up in city? It's a
Speaker 2: lot for Front.
Speaker 5: The Lance sets it up, doesn't it? And then into
Speaker 5: the front law that is awesome.
Speaker 4: You need to come and live up here in the
Speaker 4: eastern suburbs and go to Double Bay and hang out.
Speaker 2: With Lance Front all the blue bloods go to the bloods.
Speaker 3: Oh god, just to play the picture.
Speaker 1: I know you can't see Fitzy, but Abby's sitting in
Speaker 1: her news booth with both her middle fingers stuck up.
Speaker 5: Right, love your abs. Yeah, we've got a spare room
Speaker 5: at her house. Come up here, great.
Speaker 6: Because I live about fifty meters from you. So great, you,
Speaker 6: dear Footy.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, mixed mixed results. And when I say mixed result,
Speaker 2: it was all bad for the Crows on two fronts
Speaker 2: and the weekend.
Speaker 5: Fity yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: It was disappointing, especially when we had a lead like
Speaker 4: that of six Gulls and we blew it.
Speaker 5: But Gold Coast Sons are a good team.
Speaker 4: The other one as well that's really disappointing was Tommy
Speaker 4: do Day like he was in great form and it
Speaker 4: was his other knee, so this will be his second
Speaker 4: knee reconstruction. Actually, my was funny. My last game of
Speaker 4: AFL football, I did my knee. It was a knee
Speaker 4: reconstruction and you would hope that it would be at
Speaker 4: a home ground, huge crowd and you get and you
Speaker 4: get a standing ovation as you come off, but unfortunately
Speaker 4: it was Manica over and I'm not joking for.
Speaker 5: The front bar found out that day.
Speaker 4: The attendance was eighty seven hundred people and I remember
Speaker 4: as I was coming off the ground, there was these
Speaker 4: two old ladies that we that were clapping me. They
Speaker 4: were the only ones clapping me, and they were North
Speaker 4: Melbourne supporters.
Speaker 2: Go the Raiders. Where's Bruce Stadium?
Speaker 4: There was no crow supporters giving me a standing ovation.
Speaker 1: Show the rooms thinking I've got twelve months on the
Speaker 1: sidelines and I've still.
Speaker 3: Got to get out of Canberra by the airport and it.
Speaker 5: Was freezing cold.
Speaker 4: So Tommy, yeah, but I'm looking confident obviously. Tomorrow we congratulations,
Speaker 4: what a great career, two hundred and fifty games. So
Speaker 4: hopefully the boys get up against West.
Speaker 1: Coast and very quickly Western Bulldogs beat Port tonight.
Speaker 5: That's going to be that is going to be a
Speaker 5: great game.
Speaker 4: Look, I I'm going to have to back the Western
Speaker 4: Bulldogs because they play Marvel stadiums so well and Port Adelaide.
Speaker 5: They can't go ten in a row, can they?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, I've gone nine, so I know natural progression.
Speaker 5: But no, they are playing very good footing.
Speaker 4: But I think Bulldogs might get up in a bit
Speaker 4: of an upset tonight at Marvel.
Speaker 2: Starty, Okay, very solid, hot take.
Speaker 3: Okay. If we need to head down to your parents
Speaker 3: place and pick.
Speaker 1: Up that scorecard for you so you can perform the
Speaker 1: nuptials on the weekend, We're more than happy to do.
Speaker 5: That, Jody.
Speaker 4: If you're going to make your way down to Port
Speaker 4: a longer, you need protection, I'll get security for you.
Speaker 4: Send down a couple of esses and homies.
Speaker 2: Vitzy, We love you, Thanks for.
Speaker 5: The chap, No worries, go I spend to you next week.
Speaker 2: No doubt. You listen every single morning when it comes
Speaker 2: to news, current affairs, things you need to know. Yes,
Speaker 2: Abby has her finger on the.
Speaker 1: Pulse, delivering her news with resting bitch face each and
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, correct, that is me. She's the best way
Speaker 3: to describe me.
Speaker 2: What have you got, abas? What should we know about
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 3: So you know me?
Speaker 6: My life is news because I'm such a loser. Anyways,
Speaker 6: scrolling the interwebs yesterday afternoon while I'm at home with
Speaker 6: my dogs, and I come across this story and I thought.
Speaker 3: This is just huge. We need to talk about this.
Speaker 6: So essentially, a woman has decided she is divorcing the
Speaker 6: Eiffel Tower, which she married in two thousand and seven,
Speaker 6: and she's going to marry a fence finally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's come to her census.
Speaker 2: Tower ordinary stories as well about the Eiffel Tower. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: not as faithful as you had seen.
Speaker 6: No, she would think, Well, she's basically come out. Her
Speaker 6: name's Erica, she married the Eiffel Tower in two thousand
Speaker 6: and seven, and she's now said that she is really,
Speaker 6: really really attracted to this particular Okay, so she changed
Speaker 6: her last name to Eiffel and she's just now decided
Speaker 6: that she's gonna they're gonna split and she's going hammer
Speaker 6: and tongs with this fence.
Speaker 3: So did she become eric offence she?
Speaker 6: Well, possibly, I don't know if the fence maybe has
Speaker 6: a name or something like that.
Speaker 3: This wasn't in what I read, But.
Speaker 6: I am wondering as well whether because the Eiffel Tower
Speaker 6: they're divorcing, like, does she get half.
Speaker 4: Work.
Speaker 2: I know this, I know what's happened to her is
Speaker 2: clearly she's come on too strong as well. She's changed
Speaker 2: and then done all sorts of things, and then Eiffel
Speaker 2: Tower is probably feeling just a little bit suffocate, just
Speaker 2: smothered and all of a sudden. If you do look
Speaker 2: on Instagram as well, Eiffle Tower's been very very busy
Speaker 2: licking all sorts of photos see Sydney Harbor Ridge. Every
Speaker 2: single second photo liked by the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 1: I wonder if Eifel has slid into the Sydney Harbor
Speaker 1: Bridges DM.
Speaker 6: Issue In this day and age, social media is an issue,
Speaker 6: so maybe that's what the problem is. But I think
Speaker 6: it gives a really new meaning to sitting on the fence.
Speaker 3: Oh nice work.
Speaker 1: It does beg the question if you could marry an
Speaker 1: inanimate object, what would it be? Do you have something
Speaker 1: that you would marry abs, Yeah, this is big for me.
Speaker 3: My bed.
Speaker 6: I love to nap and I just love being in bed, right,
Speaker 6: I love it? Okay, absolutely love it. So I'd marry
Speaker 6: my bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's fair.
Speaker 1: It makes mummy beddy time easy, doesn't it is? You're
Speaker 1: right there, Yes, definitely. If I could marry an object,
Speaker 1: it would be my dice and hair dryer. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love it as amazing. They're expensive, but they are
Speaker 1: the best investment you'll ever make because when I turn
Speaker 1: that thing on and it quietly whispers to me, I'm
Speaker 1: going to smooth out your hair and it's going to
Speaker 1: feel so good.
Speaker 3: It gives me all the feels in all the right places.
Speaker 6: All right, we'll if diances listening. I'm a nobody, but
Speaker 6: send me a free bee if you can.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I actually think I might be in
Speaker 2: a really solid, maybe married relationship with the vending machine
Speaker 2: at Channel seven here we go. I spend so much
Speaker 2: time up there talking to it, browsing, caressing my fingers
Speaker 2: across this front and just sort of going and then
Speaker 2: I eventually picked the same thing every time. That's a
Speaker 2: packet of peanuts. But also there's a seat right next
Speaker 2: to it, and that's where I make on my phone calls.
Speaker 2: So who knows everything about me? Right? Everything?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: Your secret?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: If I do have secrets? That vending machine notes yeah.
Speaker 2: And sometimes I go up there and be like, oh jeez, hey,
Speaker 2: big boy, you've had a hard day. Haven't you go
Speaker 2: on have a packet of my nuts?
Speaker 3: If you speak to yourself too? Have you checked out?
Speaker 3: What if dot COM's a top ten winter weekend? Is yet?
Speaker 2: How good is the waif?
Speaker 3: Tip long Sesson's in there?
Speaker 2: Camera cans, tweetheads, the book You to Get Away on
Speaker 2: the Water Fat?
Speaker 3: What if it's Aussie for travel story?
Speaker 5: This town has is huge?
Speaker 1: Can be on your knees when I kick your feet
Speaker 1: out from under you?
Speaker 2: What is going on here? We're trying to do Jody's
Speaker 2: juice here?
Speaker 3: All right, let's rip into some juice.
Speaker 1: Showy Harry Styles is rumored to be the halftime performer
Speaker 1: for the twenty twenty fourth Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: How good would that be?
Speaker 2: Fantastic?
Speaker 1: The rumor is about the former One direction singer being
Speaker 1: set to play the prestigious event arose after an independent
Speaker 1: reporter suggested the idea on Twitter. So this really couldn't
Speaker 1: mightn't even be happening. That's just some reporter going.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Harry's going to play the Super Bowl next year.
Speaker 1: You guys run with it, And everyone went with it,
Speaker 1: including me in Little Old Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Australia and you run with a member and him and
Speaker 2: m Ratkowski hooked up. Yeah, and it was like.
Speaker 3: It was like you're taking out your own visil line.
Speaker 2: It was just that one. It looked like a genuine
Speaker 2: first high school hookup. It's incredible, isn't it.
Speaker 1: There is a new show debuting on stand today and
Speaker 1: I've completely and utterly forgotten what it's called a Year Off.
Speaker 1: Sorry producers, though you just told me that literally eighteen
Speaker 1: seconds ago.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it's called The Year of. It actually looks really good.
Speaker 1: It's by the same producers of Bump, which was a
Speaker 1: great Australian show about a young girl who got pregnant
Speaker 1: when she was sixteen.
Speaker 2: What she's saying with the family, that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's really really good. It something you could
Speaker 1: sit down and watch with your half family. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: caught up with Matt Hale, who is a star of
Speaker 1: this new series, and this is what he had to say.
Speaker 9: It's about these young kids coming together and dealing with
Speaker 9: loss in a period of time burst tumultuous where they're
Speaker 9: finding out who they are themselves and where their relationships
Speaker 9: sit with each other and how this has had an
Speaker 9: effect on them. The creator, Dan Edwards experienced something similar
Speaker 9: in his last year of school, so there's a lot
Speaker 9: of authenticity in and around that he's drawn from and.
Speaker 2: Show real talented person's Matt Hale.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a hypnotist and also.
Speaker 2: A very good Australian actor. Okay, juice, it's been a
Speaker 2: real week.
Speaker 1: Rebel Wilson is already a comedian, she's an actress, she's
Speaker 1: a singer, writer and produce it. But now she can
Speaker 1: add another title to her growing list of multi hyphenate's
Speaker 1: record label owner.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the forty three year old star just signed
Speaker 1: with Warner Music to have her own label. It's called Rebellionaire.
Speaker 1: Rebellionaire so basically, if you take the bee out of
Speaker 1: Billionaire and replace it with an aff for rebel.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, Rebillionaire rebellionaire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now it all makes.
Speaker 2: Sense, makes sense that that's really cool.
Speaker 3: Good on your rebel. Is there anything that woman can't do?
Speaker 2: No, she's very very talented, not as talented as Matt
Speaker 2: Hale is that I can do some stuff.
Speaker 1: But he you what, nothing like making a mistake on
Speaker 1: this show and just having it highlighted, that re highlighted
Speaker 1: again and then you grab out your green flooro and
Speaker 1: you highlight it once more.
Speaker 3: Now you know how I feel?
Speaker 2: How good? Speedback?
Speaker 1: So good? Have you heard this rumor this week that
Speaker 1: Lee about Leo DiCaprio and Gigi had it?
Speaker 2: No, but that would make sense, wouldn't it. We talk
Speaker 2: in relationship rumors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's like sixteen gosh. So basically the other night,
Speaker 1: both Leo and Gigi hight tailed it back to London's
Speaker 1: Chiltern Firehouse Hotel, doing the usual routine pulling up in
Speaker 1: separate cars. However, the timing wasn't very sneaky because Gig
Speaker 1: arrived around at one sixteen am and Leo, who should
Speaker 1: be sneakier, arrived three minutes later.
Speaker 2: That's good, Like, oh that was easy.
Speaker 3: Hey gg, this is the plan.
Speaker 1: Okay, you arrive at one sixteen, Oh, rolling at one
Speaker 1: nineteen and no one will ever know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're supposed to know it now, Lady's like, I know,
Speaker 2: I know, I just started thinking about things too much.
Speaker 2: What sort of thing you ended up getting there just
Speaker 2: a little bit early? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, jee thinking about the mini bar and I couldn't wait.
Speaker 3: Those little bite sized kit cats. They're amazing.
Speaker 2: Saying that Leo's getting pretty old. Maybe you want to
Speaker 2: get that early so we could get to bed.
Speaker 1: They're so true, And here we are, Here we are.
Speaker 3: That's my juice.
Speaker 2: Please, welcome to Jody and Hazy tom.
Speaker 1: To day.
Speaker 3: Morning Tommy.
Speaker 1: Watching you trying to work out how to make those
Speaker 1: headphones work during your intro there was fascinating.
Speaker 8: Yeah, just told the producers, so yeah, thanks, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to go.
Speaker 8: But you know, like the listeners wouldn't have known that
Speaker 8: if you didn't mention it.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: You know how this show works. We like to expose
Speaker 3: people's mistakes. It's what we do.
Speaker 7: Made a living off it.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: Let's talk?
Speaker 8: Not too bad obviously not great with the knee, but
Speaker 8: got away to the Goldie for a couple of days
Speaker 8: to see my partner's family, they've just had a all.
Speaker 8: My partner's sister and her family they have just had newborn.
Speaker 8: So got to spend some time with an eighteen month
Speaker 8: old nephew who's an absolute gremlin, and then a four
Speaker 8: day old niece who's a little dot of the thing.
Speaker 7: But she's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely genetically blessed that family too.
Speaker 8: Oh god, kids I've ever seen, and I think most
Speaker 8: babies look like aliens, like they just but.
Speaker 3: There was something about it.
Speaker 1: But anyway, two day over here, most babies are ugly,
Speaker 1: but this one was.
Speaker 2: Actually an exception a billion.
Speaker 8: I don't say that to people's face, just done radio.
Speaker 1: Everyone's yeah, yeah, so this is your second rodeo with
Speaker 1: an ACL. I guess the only positive is you know
Speaker 1: what works in terms of rehabit what doesn't.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's a positive.
Speaker 8: I think the negative is I know what's coming, which
Speaker 8: is five months of pure grind. I have been asked
Speaker 8: that a bit, and I actually think it's worse knowing
Speaker 8: what's coming because you sort of, yeah, it's not fun
Speaker 8: for about genuine eleven and a half months, and then
Speaker 8: the final two weeks when you get back into playing,
Speaker 8: that's when it turns good again, but in terms of
Speaker 8: what worked for me, knowing.
Speaker 7: The best way to cope with it mentally and all that.
Speaker 8: In that sense, I've got a bit of a head
Speaker 8: starting a positive, but overall it's not ideal.
Speaker 2: How long to me before you sort of come good?
Speaker 2: And what was the What are the hours like after it?
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the night like when you're waiting for
Speaker 2: a scan but you pretty much know what you've done.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So basically when I first did it, I felt
Speaker 8: like I was all right, And then as the muscles
Speaker 8: sort of settled down, as the body calmed down, it
Speaker 8: was first video come in, second visio, first doctor, second doctor,
Speaker 8: all sort of had to go at it and thought, yeah,
Speaker 8: it's definitely an ACL, but we don't want to make
Speaker 8: a declaration now, just just in case. And then pretty
Speaker 8: much got home. I got to the hotel. What's the
Speaker 8: FA Cup final with the boys? So that was a
Speaker 8: nice distraction. Then went to the room and I didn't
Speaker 8: sleep till about five am. I recon got up at
Speaker 8: seven just like, moved on with the day and then
Speaker 8: went straight back to Adelaid. I got the scan and
Speaker 8: then found out within probably five minutes after the scan,
Speaker 8: went saw the surgeon. So it all happened relatively quick
Speaker 8: after the after a long night of thinking what's ahead,
Speaker 8: it all happened relatively quick, and then just had to
Speaker 8: accept it and move on.
Speaker 1: Where does that leave the Crows who are sort of
Speaker 1: hovering around the eight. You leave a big gap in
Speaker 1: that defensive back line. We're too for the very fine.
Speaker 8: Full contented to be honest Premiership load up. No, obviously
Speaker 8: I'd rather be out there. But Josh Warrel comes in
Speaker 8: this week and he's he's ready made to go. He's
Speaker 8: been on the on this on leos for four years now,
Speaker 8: I think, but he's he played some good foot at
Speaker 8: the end of last year and had some injury troubles
Speaker 8: to start this year, just kept reinjuring a hammi.
Speaker 7: But he's ready to roll.
Speaker 8: And we've definitely got a deeper backline than we've had
Speaker 8: in recent years. So if there's any time for someone
Speaker 8: to come in and cover, it's Joshi, and even after him,
Speaker 8: we've got two others that are waiting there.
Speaker 2: You're certainly going to be living in the moment next
Speaker 2: sort a couple of days, but the next I don't know,
Speaker 2: six to twelve months, what's can you take it? I
Speaker 2: know you like your coaching and stuff like that, and
Speaker 2: what else can you do to keep your mind distracted?
Speaker 2: Way rehab?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I coached.
Speaker 8: Last time I coached in the sample was on the
Speaker 8: headsets one of my first five games too, just to
Speaker 8: mention that very much, not that I had any influence
Speaker 8: on the game, but yeah, i'll see, we'll cross that
Speaker 8: bridge when we come to I think surgery will be
Speaker 8: the first thing. The first two weeks post surgery pretty
Speaker 8: much bedridden cast on, so you can't really do a
Speaker 8: whole lot like a brace, So tick that off and
Speaker 8: then look into whether I go in the coach's box,
Speaker 8: sit on the bench, help out with the sample boys,
Speaker 8: what I do during the week.
Speaker 2: So figure that out later, but.
Speaker 7: At the moment, it's just sort of enjoy life.
Speaker 1: We spoke to Brodie Smith on ten years first this
Speaker 1: week and he said that all.
Speaker 3: The boys will get around you.
Speaker 1: They'll come round your house, help you walk the dog,
Speaker 1: do whatever they need to do.
Speaker 3: Is that be nice? All the support from your teammates.
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 8: Obviously, messages from all of them went in not long
Speaker 8: after it, and everyone just just give me their support
Speaker 8: straight away.
Speaker 7: And then go up to Gold. He dropped the dog
Speaker 7: off at one of.
Speaker 8: The boy's houses, Braden Cook shout out to him, looking
Speaker 8: after me, and then just like little things like that
Speaker 8: along the way. If you need anything, let me know,
Speaker 8: if you need to lift to the club, if you
Speaker 8: need to lift home, all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 7: So it's one of the best things about a long
Speaker 7: term injuries.
Speaker 8: You realize how many good people you've got around you,
Speaker 8: both at the club and away from the club.
Speaker 3: Very nice.
Speaker 2: I'd see what you did miss out as well, Tommy,
Speaker 2: And that is absolutely beating up the Eagles this weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and look, you're very very noble. You won't say it,
Speaker 2: but you've got a couple of buyers coming up and
Speaker 2: it starts this week A big response.
Speaker 7: I can say whatever I want.
Speaker 8: I will give you the diplomatic response in that regard
Speaker 8: that it is genuinely one of those weeks where you
Speaker 8: go into it thinking, oh, we'll win by thirty or
Speaker 8: forty or fifty, and then you come out and if
Speaker 8: it's even at court of time or you're down at halftime,
Speaker 8: you start to get a bit worried. So I'll just
Speaker 8: put it out there that don't let that happen. Boys,
Speaker 8: Just you get it done early and then we don't
Speaker 8: have to worry about him in the second half.
Speaker 3: He's a coach, he is Tommy.
Speaker 1: We wanted to do something for you, just to cheer
Speaker 1: you up a little bit. What you got over there?
Speaker 1: Andrew got your.
Speaker 2: Little envelope here, I got you. I did say. I
Speaker 2: was just about to say it before you cut me
Speaker 2: off and behalf of the entire team. So look, we
Speaker 2: flirted with the idea. Absolutely, we flirted with the idea
Speaker 2: of some wine or something like that. But what we
Speaker 2: do know is that true a man, you loves these
Speaker 2: movies so much so that you'd even go to the
Speaker 2: movies by yourself.
Speaker 8: You're a special breed that gets brought up multiple times.
Speaker 8: You're trying to tell me something. Oh you too are great,
Speaker 8: thank you all hold of the whole.
Speaker 7: Team and over I guess it wasn't just you two.
Speaker 7: We've got a movie about you, guys.
Speaker 2: Little gold class class.
Speaker 7: I don't usually go a gold class.
Speaker 2: So that's a nice little channel.
Speaker 3: What a treat for you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know special.
Speaker 2: Have you done it before?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I have, I mean obviously, but I mean if it
Speaker 8: takes me doing my need to get a gold class
Speaker 8: vouch it.
Speaker 5: I think it will have been.
Speaker 1: We just figured you need one of those seats that
Speaker 1: we will recline because you can't sit properly in it.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 8: You might go a day after surgery and just really
Speaker 8: milk it. Yeah, the way to do it. But I
Speaker 8: just do want to say thank you both for reaching
Speaker 8: out and I was well for saying like all the
Speaker 8: best and that it's a lot. In my couple of
Speaker 8: days post Aco, when I realized it wasn't great looking forward,
Speaker 8: but got messages from you two, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's very nice, and thank you so much for
Speaker 1: coming in today. We honestly didn't expect that you would
Speaker 1: be that you'd show up so really good of you.
Speaker 3: Thank you much.
Speaker 7: Because of the al or just because our relationship.
Speaker 3: Mixture of too is fractured.
Speaker 2: This is on going that time going to keep in
Speaker 2: touch of beautiful all right, good on you tell me,
Speaker 2: I hope everything's going well, great attitude about it. We'll
Speaker 2: speak again, really.
Speaker 5: So thank you both.
Speaker 3: Hey you're about to have another baby?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, early October, scrimmer do when we're pregnant, when
Speaker 2: I'm going to squeeze a watermelon out.
Speaker 3: Hope that you hate it.
Speaker 2: That's not no, no, no jeezy. I'd hate the idea of
Speaker 2: trying to squeeze a watermelon out. But the people when
Speaker 2: you speak to a bloke and he says, oh, we're pregnant,
Speaker 2: you ain't pregnant, mate, You don't know the half of it.
Speaker 3: No, you're not doing the heavy lifting.
Speaker 1: Any sort of rules around the hospital visit or the
Speaker 1: visiting at home.
Speaker 2: So fun just for yourself. Yeah, I think that's the rule.
Speaker 3: Just come and visit us and bring joy.
Speaker 2: Let me ride a past garl.
Speaker 1: Though not so much for this Aussie mum who has
Speaker 1: angered her family, friends, in laws, everyone with a list
Speaker 1: of rules about what you can and can't do when
Speaker 1: you come and visit the newborn baby.
Speaker 3: Have a listen.
Speaker 2: Number one is no kissing my baby at all.
Speaker 3: Please. If you're sick, stay.
Speaker 1: Away, Please wash and sanitize your hands, don't show up unannounced,
Speaker 1: give me my baby back if she's crying.
Speaker 2: Please don't have to be paradis without asking.
Speaker 7: Me, and please ask me or my husband before changing
Speaker 7: her nappy.
Speaker 3: Some can consent no perfume or strong sense. And finally,
Speaker 3: and most importantly nomal opinions. Just support please whoa she
Speaker 3: sounds fun.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, do you know that pencilan visit? We
Speaker 2: had to see young Ruddiger. I think we're going to
Speaker 2: do something else. Oh loops, Unfortunately we're double booked.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I mean, okay, okay, there is there's
Speaker 1: one of these that I.
Speaker 3: Do agree with. Please don't show up unannounced.
Speaker 1: I get that because it is bizarre to me that
Speaker 1: when you have a baby and your body as a
Speaker 1: woman has gone through the biggest trauma it will ever
Speaker 1: go through, and then it's an open invitation backyard barbecue
Speaker 1: for the next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that seems strange.
Speaker 1: It's very and you've just got a constant influx of
Speaker 1: people that you feel like you have to entertain, and
Speaker 1: then you're trying to get your boom out and breastfeed
Speaker 1: in front of them. You know, your husband's mates are
Speaker 1: rocking up, and it's like, oh man, can I just rest.
Speaker 2: That's completely understandable. I cannot even find a reason why
Speaker 2: that's not reasonable.
Speaker 1: No, And also I've had a lot of end I know,
Speaker 1: I'm having a conversation with you that is not coherent.
Speaker 2: And it's a problem.
Speaker 3: Joni today, she wasn't very coherent.
Speaker 2: Also within those rules, give the baby back when it's crying.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I don't know. That's when I really want
Speaker 2: the baby's going off its head.
Speaker 1: When this child who has just entered the world and
Speaker 1: going what the hell's going on here?
Speaker 3: I just want my mama not getting my hold onto it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, trust me if I'm holding your baby and even
Speaker 2: slightly puts out a whimper, Yeah, I am Jonathan's Thurston
Speaker 2: style three person cut out past, throwing that back to
Speaker 2: you like he's playing for Queensland games on the line
Speaker 2: and he's got to find Corey Oats right in the corner.
Speaker 1: I caught up with a friend who'd had a baby
Speaker 1: and she asked everyone to sanitize their hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can understand.
Speaker 1: I can understand that with the whole COVID thing, But
Speaker 1: I also there's a part of me in my brain
Speaker 1: that goes, oh, women give birth.
Speaker 3: To babies in the dirt, you know, and it.
Speaker 1: Builds their immunity tough in that kid.
Speaker 2: Up given births or a baby in the dirt.
Speaker 3: We just didn't you know, other countries.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, don't don't give me to draw it
Speaker 2: back to the tazzy thing. Every time you leave me
Speaker 2: into this you told me you've.
Speaker 3: Built a time magine on this daisy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Friday. You know what time it is. They don't, don't, don't,
Speaker 2: don't do thaw your hands up. There was a bit
Speaker 2: of a limb biscuit.
Speaker 1: I didn't know, so I'm sorry I didn't play along
Speaker 1: as well as I could have.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that. Weird did that kind through its black
Speaker 2: air for a second. Anyway, Let's straighten up and Jack
Speaker 2: you were some knowledge. It is Friday to ninth of June.
Speaker 2: Let's go back to nineteen sixty three. Johnny Depp was
Speaker 2: born in Owensborough, Kentucky. Today's his sixtieth birthday. Yes, but
Speaker 2: why is the rum gone?
Speaker 3: Owensboro is a nice part of the world, isn't Itucky?
Speaker 2: Gorgeous? I just really nice in the spring too?
Speaker 3: What's there other claim to flay him? Outside of Johnny?
Speaker 2: They like to say when their local teams winning night
Speaker 2: to say, oh when the borough. As I was talking,
Speaker 2: I was like, so I'm going to come to me.
Speaker 2: I'm started talking, you still hadn't came, And then it
Speaker 2: came out of my mouth. And still wasn't there. So
Speaker 2: here we are.
Speaker 3: What we should all do for your sake is move forward.
Speaker 2: Let's not move backwards. Nineteen eighty one, Natalie Portchman was
Speaker 2: born in Jerusalem. Today is her forty second birthday. Of course,
Speaker 2: I'm very good friends with Jesus Christ. He's hanging out
Speaker 2: in Jerusalem. Oh Jerusalem is a real place, isn't it
Speaker 2: It is? Oh my gosh, I'm so uncultured.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm learning that now.
Speaker 2: Twenty nineteen, Ash Party won the French Open Tennis final
Speaker 2: Party and then all across the screens and every single
Speaker 2: news network in the country it had a party, Part Party, Party, Party, Party.
Speaker 3: I reckon I was responsible for one or two of those.
Speaker 2: Who wasn't and she didn't do that. And you're in
Speaker 2: charge of news service. Did you even live?
Speaker 3: I think it got banned at ten No more PARTI Party.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty one, first out of origency here is rugby
Speaker 2: league match ever to be held outside of Capitol City
Speaker 2: was played at North Queensland Stadium in towns were following
Speaker 2: a COVID nineteen outbreak in Melbourne, with the game was
Speaker 2: scheduled to be played there. You go, just veering away
Speaker 2: from sun Corp Stadium. He would have thought, Yeah, forty
Speaker 2: eight thousand other nights here in adelaide A will make
Speaker 2: that a permanent fixture place you go on then you
Speaker 2: sir Wales.
Speaker 3: They've lost too Queensland.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, that is true. And no one knew what
Speaker 2: was going on, hence the people who wearing those scars
Speaker 2: which are double sided marone and blue. Oh that makes
Speaker 2: the pures angry. I'll tell you what, yeah, I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what.
Speaker 3: You know, you know what else makes people angry? Andrew
Speaker 3: Hayes at the state of a Gosh, no.
Speaker 2: One got around me at all, and one's like, sit
Speaker 2: down and watch the rugby league. Please. That's not the
Speaker 2: NRLL vibe I'm used to. No her abuse, herl drinks,
Speaker 2: parl fists. Yeah, but don't be polite.
Speaker 3: You had your whole other vibe going on.
Speaker 2: No. One song on June ninth and two thousand and
Speaker 2: seven was Dance for Anthem by Good Charlotte.
Speaker 3: Good song. Everybody, I want to be in love.
Speaker 2: That's the one. So it is a long weekend Tuesday.
Speaker 2: We're back plenty on the agenda as well. Of course,
Speaker 2: pay your bills every.
Speaker 3: Time, work out if I can reach over there and
Speaker 3: fade you down.
Speaker 2: No, no, look, because it's a public hold on Mondays. Well,
Speaker 2: we're going to transfer the Monday joke off to Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we don't miss out on one of Abby's
Speaker 1: amazing jokes.
Speaker 2: Exactly right, So.
Speaker 3: Tuesday morning yet, nice.
Speaker 1: Don't forget to register for handball Blitz kids across the weekend.
Speaker 1: Get your parents to help you if you need to,
Speaker 1: because we could be coming out to your school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, handble, make sure to listen to the podcast. Thanks
Speaker 2: so much for a big week, and let's just finish
Speaker 2: it on a nice little reflective piece that we like
Speaker 2: to call Jody's Diary. Happy long weekend.
Speaker 3: Dear diary. Well, you know what we've always said on
Speaker 3: the Jody and Hazy Show in a breathy sexy voice,
Speaker 3: why you just hang off there?
Speaker 2: Please come as my boy It's real breathy. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: that's how Taylor does it.
Speaker 3: Just one more time.
Speaker 2: No one does it better. I can't remember we're talking about.
Speaker 3: We swiftly move on, come as my boyfriend.
Speaker 2: That's better that. It's quite nice.
Speaker 3: How you did it?
Speaker 2: Good stuff?
Speaker 1: Speaking of sexy, who wants to see a middle aged
Speaker 1: mother of four nude in the reflection of the Maull's balls.
Speaker 1: If Ash Brazil ends up with a fonder bird, I
Speaker 1: will just I will run naked down the mall.
Speaker 2: Geez, we'll turn that into a little sun.
Speaker 5: We're gonna make your weekend sort of maximize.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you who has been falling around in the
Speaker 1: nudi Rudy, our little baby making machine horse Hayes.
Speaker 2: I do have a little secret, so busy.
Speaker 3: I gave me a creep about it.
Speaker 2: No, we do have another baby on the way.
Speaker 3: Gez diary.
Speaker 1: We scraped the bottom of the chat barrel this week.
Speaker 1: First there was weather chat about the storms.
Speaker 2: But in the meantime we're at that stage, so how
Speaker 2: about the weather?
Speaker 1: Then we found out about two kayakers that got swallowed
Speaker 1: by a whale, prompting call us if you're stuck in
Speaker 1: a whale chat and so how.
Speaker 3: Did they get out?
Speaker 2: Well, that's a thing about whales.
Speaker 3: Only two exits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's only two exits. So we got three exits.
Speaker 2: You got the front, you got the back, and then
Speaker 2: you got the hole in the middle. You have a spout.
Speaker 1: If you get swallowed by a whale that's on you,
Speaker 1: that's on you you didn't want to eat you, get
Speaker 1: out of the way thirteen twenty four to ten, or
Speaker 1: are you in a whale right now? And just when
Speaker 1: you thought this couldn't get any weirder, there was the
Speaker 1: woman who handed her baby over to her partner in
Speaker 1: the supermarket so she could punch on in a brawl.
Speaker 1: You guys, Ossie, mum hands over babies so she can
Speaker 1: join heated supermarket brawl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's going to go over a season the empire.
Speaker 2: And then she jumped in her kangaroo and hopped on
Speaker 2: home and all of a sudden, you're like, hold my baby,
Speaker 2: get out of the way.
Speaker 6: One woman who wouldn't be bogan enough to punch on
Speaker 6: in woolies is posh abs in the newsroom and Lance
Speaker 6: Franklin will line up for his three I just want
Speaker 6: to ask Abby in the newsroom is Lance Franklin?
Speaker 3: Is that the posh cousin of Lance Franklin.
Speaker 1: Things did get feral when we asked who visited your
Speaker 1: school when you were a kid, who came to yours
Speaker 1: Olivia from two wells.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were all running around.
Speaker 1: And by the end of the week, Diary, I was
Speaker 1: pretty much butchering everything if you don't want to have
Speaker 1: to go through that process of paying for tickets fifty
Speaker 1: cents fifty.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, around like an absolute jack in the box.
Speaker 3: If I'm not Kiara, it's Ciara.
Speaker 2: That's all right.
Speaker 3: Still time to wrong or right, right and wrong? Even goodness,
Speaker 3: that summed up my morning. Yea the Woods this morning,
Speaker 3: isn't that absolute shocker?
Speaker 1: This morning's guess who's going to feature heavily in the
Speaker 1: Diary tomorrow myself. It's going to join us on the
Speaker 1: show tomorrow. Also, we're going to catch up with Tom
Speaker 1: Do Tay.
Speaker 2: Tay.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking for the rest of the show.
Speaker 2: You want to sit this one out.
Speaker 3: Jody's off, So to Swifty Taylor.
Speaker 2: Come as my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: It's real, breathy Come, he's my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: All the kids who harass the Great Tony And to
Speaker 1: one of the greatest cheats of all time, Lance Franklin,
Speaker 1: hold your beer and your baby and go off. Kings
Speaker 1: and Queens, have a great weekend. Love Jody,