WEBVTT - Michael Jackson, Nonna-Maxxing and first-day feels 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.480 Ad a Lady ad a Lady and a Lady ad 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:03.680 Lady unfiltered. 0:00:04.040 --> 0:00:07.880 Hello, Hello, welcome to add Lady Unfiltered. I am Haley 0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:11.360 and I am Lauren, and we are besties. We're business 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:14.120 partners where the creators of ad Lady. Hello, I say, 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:18.560 halo'sy media and we do everything together except bang bang 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:22.160 and look at us today. We are profresh meals. Do 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:22.880 you know what? I was just thing? 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:25.760 So we've got these brand new mic socks. But they 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:28.280 kind of smell a bit funny thoughts. I thought it 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:28.600 was my. 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:32.560 Breast, but probably is your breath. But they smell cheap 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:36.000 and they were really expensive. Can I just say, these 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.640 little mic socks, these are the things that go on 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.000 our mics. I would have thought that you could get 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:43.240 them on machine or team move for like twelve cents. 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:45.560 These were like four hundred dollars. 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:47.320 Like what the hell? 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:51.720 Who proved that few hundred dollars? What a waste of money? 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:53.120 No wonder we're going under. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.360 So this is our final podcast because we've spent our 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:03.760 life saving the mic socks to be great backstory, we 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.080 have wasted a bit of money in our time with 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:09.880 our business, haven't we remember that time we spent flat 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.679 four thousand dollars on giant signage to put into fringe, 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:14.320 and we found out that we weren't allowed to put 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:16.360 our signs in fringe and they were too big to 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:17.880 go anywhere. And I feel like quite a lot of 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:20.200 the mistakes and me not like looking at the fine print, 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:24.880 and we go always Pierson, I've ordered these giant signs 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:28.000 to go here. Or when we made our first one 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.160 hundred dollars sale and then we went to Harbortown and 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:32.240 mimcom and spent four hundred dollars on shoe. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:37.080 Yeah, I mean, what did we decided to go into business? No, 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:39.400 but we do have a general manager now, by the way, 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:42.800 which also makes us legit, and she keeps us on track. 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:44.840 Oh. I hate it when she's like, what's this expense 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.119 in hair and makeup? I'm like, look, you go through 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:51.160 our financials with a fine tooth comb, but not that fine, because. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.920 You know what sucks. You would think, because we're in 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:56.760 the t the industry of TV, right that we could 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:02.600 claim things like mic socks, clothes, makeup and stuff. Turns out, 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:04.600 if you want to claim clothes, you have to put 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:05.880 your logo on the clothes. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:07.880 That's why I've got a parnivle on this top right now. 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:10.640 So gross. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:14.079 Have you actually seen those things on Instagram? They're very funny, 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:16.520 like me telling the tax man that I needed this 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:19.280 tennis bracelet to work. She's like, got the tennis bracelet 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.760 with a ruler drawing, go, oh my goodness, with my 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.000 tennis bracelet. That's kind of what we need to do. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:26.040 So you put your designer bags on the table and 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:29.200 it's like you're typing and musing. We've got to be 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.640 better at like, you know, like the silly influencers they 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:32.760 put their bags in shots. 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:34.120 Have you ever been ordered? 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:35.080 No? 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:39.560 Have you? Yeah? I was ordered? How hairy is that? Yeah? 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:42.440 Yeah? But I also know you were the like cleanest 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.440 you or your husband your squeaky clean. 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.839 No, my husband's squeaky clean. I'm I'm the dodgy one. 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:49.959 I've made you more dodgy. 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:53.480 In fact, yesterday I was delivering art to someone that 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.239 had bought one of my paintings and they were so beautiful. 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:58.400 He's a cop, but I didn't know that, and I 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:00.600 was telling him about how you should be my eye 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:04.519 as an expense. It's a policeman. I'm like I mean, 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:05.400 you know you do. 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:10.280 You you forgot you were talking to You're also like 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:12.760 drinking a bowl of champagne with a stroke. Well, I'm 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.000 just gonna drive home now. 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:15.520 Say that's a joke. 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.399 By the way, that was a joke. 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.040 Yeah, I know, But what of some people, you know, 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:21.079 we have some negative nancies and are going why would 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:21.560 you do that? 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:23.959 Like when I sit at a table with a glass 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:25.920 of wine in front of me pregnant. Yeah, I'm not 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:26.919 drinking the wine. 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:28.960 We're not actually drinking on the show. 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:32.640 It's actually funny. We don't drink on the shoulder because 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:35.520 what people don't realize is some days, our filming days 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:36.800 are twelve hours. 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:37.560 So if I'm. 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:40.200 Drinking at nine am, can you imagine filming at nine pm. 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:44.000 But also we're also working. It's work. Drink while you're working. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.480 Except for that one time in the Riverland we were 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:48.800 doing a gin flight. This is when we first and 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:52.600 I was like shotting and then putting it back straight away, 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.560 so it was touching my lips but not going into 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:57.400 my mouth, and you, the non drinker of the two, 0:03:57.520 --> 0:03:58.280 was like, whoa. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:01.720 I was necking it and then all of a sudden 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.920 I got so pissed you remember, I was, but so 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.320 pissed that I was laughing so much that I had 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.760 my makeup running down my face and our producer High 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:14.840 Adam got really angry at me wasting time. 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:16.359 You're like, I need to go put my makeup on, 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:18.800 and You're like, how are you so sober? Because I 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:19.520 didn't drink it? 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:21.560 I thought you were drinking it. I didn't. I was 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:22.159 a rookie. 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:24.520 We've learnt since those days. 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:28.719 Anyway, shopping list of the show today, my friends, uh. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.240 So member of the Week, and then I'm going to 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:35.080 talk about Nona Maxing non Maxing. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.719 You such a Nona already. I was thinking about that before. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:40.640 You were sitting at the chair and you were in 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.960 this skirt that's kind of like halfway through carbs, and 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.880 your legs were so fast spread. I was like, it 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.320 looks like you're a nonna, like peeling potatoes. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:53.440 I know, because my belly now it's okay, this like 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:56.480 I'm over, like I've literally got four weeks to go. 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.480 I have four weeks and. 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:03.520 Yeah, okay, nothing's kind of fitting, nothing's working, and I'm 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:05.919 sitting there like a non full leg spread so my 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:09.120 belly can really hangling over tangling. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.920 You have to lift it up to see if any 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.600 So we're going to get to that. And then also 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:19.359 I want to talk about Michael Jackson. I saw Michael 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:21.600 the movie on the weekend, and yeah, I'm going to 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:25.560 deep dive into that because that was un believable. 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:29.640 One of us is a giant Michael fan. Oh no, no, 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.560 convince me, like, convince me, tell me about it and 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:32.480 stuff like I'll listen. 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:34.160 But you don't like Michael Jackson. 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.200 I'm just not really a massive fan. You and Burjo 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:39.480 are massive fans, like real to the core. Like I 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.839 hop into Burjo's car and he's listening to I know. 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:44.440 But why Burjo and I are not together? It's really weird. 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:45.359 I'll be with Jimmy. 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:47.720 It's fine, all right. 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:52.680 We've tickets. Feel those rumors the yes. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.480 So Sophia, my little girl, has just turned five. It's 0:05:57.520 --> 0:06:01.680 really exciting. And she's starting her school visits. So she's 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:06.159 starting reception mid year in July, and I had to 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:09.520 take her to her first school visit and you went 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:12.440 around you were yet setting away. 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:13.919 I was in Melbourne at the block. 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:17.360 Yeah, so you were off filming and then Burgo, Sophie's 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:18.440 dad he was also working. 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.560 Weird if I was there and Burgo wasn't there, Well. 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.920 I just one of you should be there, so you're 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:26.560 by yourself. He can't get time off. You know, we're 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:28.800 very flexible. We were at Flexi hours. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.960 We're flying fly out boat. 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:36.280 So I was like so strong, and I drove her 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.360 there and I walked her in. I took her into 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.279 the classroom and she was just she was holding my 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:44.200 hands so tight, her little hand in my hand, and 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:46.200 we were like watching all the school kids play and 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:47.680 I was like, that's going to be you and we're 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.799 going to get you a uniform and it's so exciting. 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:51.640 And she was just like kind of like a deer 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.520 in headlights, like watching everyone. And then we went into 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:58.320 the classroom and she found a friend, so randomly, a 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:01.480 little girl who she went to childcare with was there. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:03.440 Oh yeah, she's like sunny. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.159 I know that girl. I was like, oh my gosh, 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:07.760 this is great. So they just kind of ran off 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:10.840 and started playing with puppets and dolls and babies and everything. 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.440 Sophia love you need is one friend. 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.400 And I was like, well, I guess I'm gonna go. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:17.280 Don't cry, I'm leaving she's nowhere insight. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:18.600 She wasn't She's gone. 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:20.480 I was like, all right, mum's going. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:23.240 I love you, Sophia. 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:26.000 Sure I walk out. I'm standing there at the glass 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.680 like there was another mom, and I like, I'm just 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.960 standing there watching her interact and she's laughing and playing, 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:33.600 and I just started to like, you know, I'm already 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:36.520 emotional at the moment, you know me. I'm like, I'm 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.840 here with emotions. And I started feeling like I was 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:42.240 about to embarrass myself. So like I walked out the 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:45.720 front and I placed my head inside a hedge and 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:49.120 I just started bowling, like in a bush. Yeah, like 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:50.560 a bush so no one could see me. I was like, 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:51.440 I'm invisible, like. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.800 Homer Simpson because they stand out at all, the woman 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.680 in the bush, the woman in the bush. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.760 And I just because I didn't want anyone to see me, 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:04.360 like yeah, doing that cry because I just felt so 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.880 overwhelmed and like everything kind of flooded back. Did you 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:09.960 have that? Like it was like she was a baby 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:11.960 and I was holding her and I was feeding her 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.680 and she couldn't talk, and then suddenly she's like, by Mom, 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:17.760 love you, and all this emotion just rushed me. 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:21.320 One of those first big milestones. Yes, yeah, and then 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:24.120 you get the last day. The next big one is 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:27.440 the last day of primary school. That is gut ranching, 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:30.400 when they graduate and they say goodbye to all their 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.640 primary school friends. It's so hard. Then first day of 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.960 high school, and then the next one will be final 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:41.000 day of year twelve. Like I'm not even that's far 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:44.160 from me, but I'm I won't cope, but you won't cope. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:45.840 It's these little. 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:49.560 Life moments just like they're just going away. So clearly 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:51.600 she still needs me to like eat and stuff. Like 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:55.560 I'm like, I'm not completely still She's fine, yeah, but 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.800 she can like get herself dressed and do all those things. 0:08:57.840 --> 0:08:59.800 But it's just like that first little bit and this 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.120 mom because I'm like, I'm clearly invisible because I'm in 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:03.760 a bush wearing my bright outfit. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:05.920 She's like, you're okay. 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:08.080 I'm like, I'm just on the phone. I'm just you know, 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:11.720 calling my friend talk about actually I recorded a video. 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:12.960 I was gonna have said it to you, but then 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.959 I was like, it's actually too embarrassing to send, so 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:16.079 I never said it showed me. 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:21.160 Was it embarrassing? I look like a psychopath. Did you 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:22.160 feel yourself crying? 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:25.280 Yeah, just so I can send it to you, because 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:26.959 you know how we go through life moments, we send 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:27.600 each other like. 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:31.199 It to me, because play it. 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:35.400 I just dropped Sophia to her first orientation date for Perception. 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.480 She's fine, but I'm not. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:53.360 She's five next week, nose. They made you your mom. 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:56.080 I went into the full life story. It's like a 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.840 minute and now she's going up. 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:07.839 Oh why is this so hard? Because she's so fine 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.040 and happy living her best lot. 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:20.000 And I'm trying to creep and watch her through the window. Shit. Anyway, 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:21.840 I was gonna say to you, and then I was like, oh, 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:23.760 I look like a psycho. But the one thing I 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.400 actually just realized from that video is I should probably 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.640 get some botox at some point because my eyes really. 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:31.880 Moved so cute your little set when you cry, you 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.920 pat your face, yes, and your eyebrows go full up, 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:35.520 full up. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:37.520 And then all my lines were just. 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:41.880 It is it's sad. But then you've done that now, yeah, yeah, 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.880 you've got through that day. How was she? 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:47.360 She came out and I was like, Sophia, how was it? 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:48.120 She was mum? 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:49.240 I loved it. 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:51.560 Oh that is the and that was it, and then 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:53.360 we called her dad and we sat in the car 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.200 and we drove home and she was telling us both 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:58.000 so we're both part of it everything. I mean, both 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.520 parents can't be physically at everything, you know how much 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.160 you try, like you and Jimmy do such a great job, 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.400 but you do actually have to split up, yeah, with 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:07.320 one kid to go somewhere, and you try and do 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.280 everything and you just can't sometimes. So he was really 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:12.480 sad he missed that, but he could. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:17.520 Be there next time. Yeah, Also can I say I would? 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:20.000 And he's in radio, and I know it's hard to 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.360 say you need to have that time off, but I 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:25.960 think the first day of school is something that nobody 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:28.320 should miss. And I know this was non orientation, so 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:31.040 it's not like official first day, no no, so, but 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:35.240 I remember I was in Brecky Radio when Austin had 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:37.360 his very first day of school and when I signed 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:41.080 up before like he was four or three, and I said, 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.000 just letting you know, I know it's ages away, but 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.200 I need to have that day off. I'm not missing 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.280 that day and they let me, and they let me 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:50.880 have the day off. So I think it's something that's 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:53.680 like just say to your workplace, I'm sorry, I'm not 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.400 coming to work that morning or I'm starting later or whatever. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.479 Don't miss it just because of work. 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:00.280 No, I regret that, because jobs come go. 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.320 Yeah, and it's so special, like you'll always remember holding 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:06.080 their little hand in your hand and feeling that little 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:08.760 like sweaty palm in your hand because they're nervous and 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:09.679 then they let go. 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:13.760 Oh so you know that I'm missing Sophia's thirst day. 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:17.040 No, No, you're gonna make it happen. We'll make it happen. 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:18.760 You can. I'll be in the hospital. 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:21.720 I'm literally going to be having a bailey you out. 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.160 You can't miss her first. 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:27.280 Imagine imagine me embarrassing Sophia with the hospital game where 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:30.360 your bums outs just dragging on the ground, literally just 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:31.800 dragging a baby in a placenta. 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:35.040 And I'm like, by Tavia, at least you've done the orientation, 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:38.040 like that's you've experienced that, you know what it's like. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.560 Yeah, I'm like, yeah, imagine a mum missing the first 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:41.200 day of school. 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:43.679 But also, this is your first child. You've got another one. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:45.800 You don't have to go through this for another five years. 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:47.920 How weird is that you've got another baby. 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:48.880 That is a big gap. 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:49.920 What is It's great? 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.280 Yeah, let's hope I haven't forgotten what to do. 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.200 Okay, there's your member of the week that you're going 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:59.480 for full emotions. Yep, I know. I talk a lot 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:00.560 about death on this show. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.960 All right, Morbid Pearson. 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:10.520 Last week it was Tuesday, the twenty sixth of May. 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:15.320 So a couple of weeks ago, I was one hundred 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.640 percent sure that I was that I had a varying cancer. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.560 That's I don't I'm just gonna put it out there. 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:23.840 I don't have it, but I was so sure I 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:27.240 got to work. I said to you, Lauren, I'm gonna 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.080 tell you something. I think something's happening, because it's not right. 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.160 I've got all these problems with my tummy. I've had 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:36.000 colon oskby, I've had other tests. Everything's clear, there's something 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.760 going on. And I put it into chat GPT, and 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:42.400 chat GPT said, oh, it's probably not, but these are 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:47.880 the symptoms for a varian cancer. So and I'll tell 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:55.040 you why my brain went here, because years ago I 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.960 had a psychic say to me, something will happen in 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.840 twenty twenty six, some big thing. I can't remember if 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.120 it was good or bad. I just remember twenty twenty six, 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.480 and this is like twenty years ago, and it's twenty 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:08.560 twenty six now, right, So I guess I'm waiting for 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:10.720 something to happen. And then I spoke to John Edward 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:14.960 last year, the famous John Edward, who said I'm going 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:17.920 to read you and he looked at me and he said, oh, 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:22.920 twenty twenty six, there's big, big changes. And he saw 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.520 my face drop and he said, don't worry. It's an adventure. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:30.240 You'll get through it. And so I've also gone, okay, 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:31.760 so this is the year that's something bad. 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:33.840 It's going to know that. He said that, Yeah, on 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:35.560 the phone, radio. 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:37.400 I was on the phone or I was in person. 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:41.720 I can't remember. Yeah, radio with Virgo, Oh my god. Yeah. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:44.920 So that's kind of been in the back of my mind, right, 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:48.000 And I always have these weird things when someone it 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.960 sticks twenty twenty six, it's the twenty sixth of May. 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:52.520 This is going to happen. This is the time that 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.200 I'm going to find out something awful. Anyway, I got 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:58.400 to work and you said to me, don't wait, don't 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.920 have your appointment next week. All now, and make it 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:04.360 happen now, because you always put yourself last. Right. If 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:05.960 that was my husband, i'd be like, book it. 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:08.680 Now, or if it's your kids, book it now straight away. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:10.680 Yeah, But when it's you, you can't just like push 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.080 push it away and also think maybe it's better. I 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:15.760 don't know. I don't know. I can't deal with other stuff. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.120 Yeah, emotionally I'm up to here. I've got nothing else 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:19.920 I can take. 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:23.320 Yeah. Yeah, and ignorance is bliss. Anyway. 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:25.680 Did you like how ps I was positive because you've 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:28.120 told me I'm negative and I'm the worst person to 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:31.200 tell anything in a crisis. Did you like how I've changed. 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.560 You weren't positive? You you were negative, and that you 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.360 need to get changed because you are dying. That's how 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:35.800 I took that. 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:40.960 No, I literally in my brain, I was like, well, 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:42.000 you're gonna be fine. 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:43.160 And I thought I told you. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:44.160 I thought I was positive. 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.560 I thought I thought, yeah, I don't I can't remember. 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.120 It was all a hayes, But thank you for pushing me, 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.680 and I did. I called. I called them straight away. 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:53.800 I got in had the scan, and you know, when 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:55.720 you have a scan, you're like, they're not supposed to 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:57.480 say anything. You can't see the computer you look. You 0:15:57.520 --> 0:15:59.480 don't even know what f you're seeing anyway, because it 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:03.120 all looks white black. And I was really lovely to her, 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:05.760 hoping that like I'll be her friend and she'll tell 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:08.480 me something, she'll break it cold for me. And then 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.760 she did the internal like full like put the condom 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:16.760 on the thing, and the oh, it's just so so 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:19.080 if I could feel down there, I'd feel there out 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:19.520 of sympathy. 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.800 But I don't even know where it is anymore. You 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:25.840 don't have one any where is my vagina? Know, I'll 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:27.200 tell you about three to six months. 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:31.160 It comes back. So they did the internal and then 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:35.080 she actually did say to me, oh, no, everything looks perfect, 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:36.200 like I don't see anything here. 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:36.880 Thank god. 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.960 I was like, thank you so much, like that whole 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:44.160 weight just lifted off my shoulders and then I drove 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.680 home happy, going I don't have that, but in my head, 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:48.800 you know how, you you know how? I don't know 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:52.200 if your brain plays tricks on you. You actually google 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:53.720 something and then you believe that you have what. 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:56.320 This is why we need to stop googling stuff. And 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:58.680 also psychics aren't supposed to tell you bad stuff. 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:01.520 I know, and they didn't say it was bad. They 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.480 just said twenty twenty six something big. And so I've 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.040 always thought, is it, Mum and Dad? Is it? 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:06.399 Like? 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:06.879 What is it? 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:08.400 So you might win the lottery? 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:09.480 Yeah? 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:09.600 No. 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:11.919 But then then I spoke to my other friend about her, 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:14.560 and she's like, no, that makes sense. Last year when 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.480 I spoke to John Edward, I was still in radio 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:20.120 and I was earning more money because I had another job, 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:24.040 and she goes, that was the thing. It's an adventure. 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.560 It did change. You did lose your job, and twenty 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:29.520 twenty six is a different year for you. So maybe 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:31.560 that's what it was. Oh, thank god, you lost your job. 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:33.440 Best year of my life, best year of my life. 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:35.479 I pretended to be sad for you, but I was 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:36.320 really happy. 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:40.679 To be honest, I was happy too. It was the 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:41.080 best thing. 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:43.320 I called Jimmy and I well, I was so sorry 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:45.240 as we like pop bottles of RVE. 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:47.200 You made it happen. 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:50.920 Yeah, I told them all this bad stuff you've been doing, 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:52.320 stiphening money and shit. 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:54.080 Nah it was. It was actually the best thing that 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:57.520