1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 1: This is Fitzy and Whipper. 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 2: It's a big one today, guys. And they get onto 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 2: some pretty wild topics on the show, one of them 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 2: being were we descended from dogs? I'd see the answers 5 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 2: probably know, but Whipper has other ideas. And speaking of Whipper, 6 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:19,959 Speaker 2: right now, they have a brand new stitch up on him. 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 3: Fits and Whipper. 8 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:22,600 Speaker 4: Cry, this is a big one, okay. 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 5: So tonight on Binge it's the Friends Reunion Show. 10 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 6: Sure you're racing out of work early, right, so you've 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 6: left the office at four thirty. 12 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 4: You've got to get. 13 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 6: Home, you know. The five's the deadline. That two minutes 14 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 6: gives you a chance to pour a glass of wine 15 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 6: or grab a beer and sit down on the couch 16 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 6: for your Thursday. 17 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 5: So bingjus, do you guys want to recreate the intro 18 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,480 Speaker 5: to the Friends show? 19 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 6: Because they've got the actual cout. 20 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 5: We've put his hand up straight away, I said, And 21 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 5: then I said to Tommy, Tommy, can I have a 22 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 5: chet you after the meeting? 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 4: See? Why don't we. 24 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 6: Don't? 25 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 4: I don't know if the couch will be but a 26 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 4: hold Whipper. So we did a bit of a stitch 27 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 4: up yesterday. 28 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,959 Speaker 5: When we went over to Binge to recreate the opening 29 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 5: of the Friends show. 30 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,119 Speaker 4: Everyone was having a good time. We're all friends. 31 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 6: For a while, I couldn't believe that we would have 32 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 6: a chance to sit on the actual couch that was 33 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 6: in front of the waterfall, in front of the fountain 34 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,559 Speaker 6: and recreate this awesome show. 35 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 5: We set up with one of the producers from Whipper 36 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 5: to come in and jump on the couch first of all, 37 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 5: and then that's where things went wrong. 38 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 7: I think what we're going to do. 39 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 8: First off is sort of trying and recreate the opening 40 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 8: credits where they've got the couch in front of the waterfall. 41 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 3: They're kind of one by one come and jump on 42 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:39,639 Speaker 3: the couch. 43 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 9: So I understand one of you is Chandler today. 44 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 5: The jokes. 45 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 3: So I'm going to get you here to kind of Chandler. 46 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 3: It's going to run and jump. 47 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 6: And black is it quite spongy? A test run? 48 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 4: Just do it? Just let's go. 49 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 8: Oh that happened, my god, John, you look, you're kidding me? 50 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,519 Speaker 10: Is it really broken? Not sending it back. 51 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:23,799 Speaker 8: To l A. 52 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 6: I'm so sorry. 53 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 54 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,080 Speaker 5: And you look the screws have come out of the 55 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 5: arm wrest Oh my god. 56 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 4: I shouldn't have jumped on it. 57 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 6: You said to go for it. Oh my gosh, let's 58 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 6: put on a. 59 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:49,079 Speaker 10: Can. 60 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 6: Come on. 61 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 4: It was a stitch up. 62 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,959 Speaker 5: That's all we need because it's just a promo for 63 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:10,359 Speaker 5: Fat Friends. Buddy told me you had me who was 64 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 5: over aways. 65 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 6: You love friends, You're gonna love even more our version 66 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 6: fat Friends, where the joke was on me. 67 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 5: So the thing is Tommy, and I thought, let's even 68 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 5: keep it from Sarah and Maddie the Great because Sarah 69 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 5: was asking you seem a little bit worried beforehand. 70 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 3: I thought, no, you were being so weird. 71 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 11: And then when I leant on the couch, You're like, 72 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 11: don't touch it. I was like, get lost. 73 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 5: I just say. Sarah and the Groot's reaction when they 74 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 5: when they thought that it had broken the couch the friends. 75 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 6: Because it wasn't only one of legs coming off, like 76 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 6: the arm was removed from the back and all the 77 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 6: screws had come out, and I thought I had broken 78 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 6: the actual couch. 79 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 5: Can I just say, even if they were kneted, I 80 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 5: still think you would have annihilated again decimated that it 81 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 5: makes the fat kid jump on the couch you've got 82 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 5: see this video because it made it. 83 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 4: Was I was actually quite proud of you. Jump him. 84 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 4: Thank you. 85 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 5: Go to our Instagram account the video you remember Instagram account, 86 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 5: the video is up right now. 87 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 6: Now. 88 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 5: In pressing a date and when you start seeing someone, 89 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 5: obviously you look. I think without a doubt, etiquette is 90 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 5: that the man pays for dinner. Now you know, the 91 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 5: first few, maybe a few flowers. The group goes over 92 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 5: the top here ridiculous. I mean, I think you spent 93 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 5: four hundred dollars on a first day once. 94 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 1: Absolutely fine, it's at the bar opensating, set the bar 95 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: at the standard you witch to maintain. 96 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 6: What about when you got bought flowers every week for 97 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 6: the receptionist didn't work? 98 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 5: Can I just can I just say I reckon, there's 99 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 5: a bit of Matt de Greut in this story, because I. 100 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 4: Wouldn't be surprised if you did. This could be. 101 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,839 Speaker 5: A waitress has gone viral on social media after recounting 102 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 5: a customer recently trying to impress a date. 103 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 4: So he was in there, look asking for the best wine. Sarah. 104 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 5: Now at the end of the meal, that beautiful meal, 105 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 5: it was a bit of a devastation. Two hundred and 106 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 5: eighty nine dollars total. Not bad years, not bad going 107 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:14,479 Speaker 5: out and he the date, the female has gone, do 108 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 5: you want me to do? 109 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 4: You want to go halves with this? He said, dabby, 110 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 4: silly in front of the waitress. Don't be silly. 111 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 5: I look after this at the waitress as well, got 112 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 5: his credit card out while his date was there. 113 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,840 Speaker 4: And said, you know what that was magnificent? Put one 114 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 4: hundred dollars tip. 115 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 3: Wow, that's good. 116 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 5: So the waitress was very very happy. Everyone, that's an 117 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 5: amazing tip. I mean, you never share that with your 118 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 5: fellow employer. He's at the end of the night, you're 119 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 5: having a drink yourself gone. How lovely was that guy? 120 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 5: The thing was though. Five minutes later, both of them 121 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 5: appeared at the door again and the waitress said, oh 122 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,839 Speaker 5: did you figure? He said, I forgot my coat right, 123 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,799 Speaker 5: And he made an effort, a concerted effort to leave 124 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 5: the woman that he was on the day without sight 125 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:05,360 Speaker 5: and said, you wait here, I've like coat. He's then gone, 126 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 5: closed the door behind him, looked at the waitress in 127 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,480 Speaker 5: the eye and said, can I get eighty. 128 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,560 Speaker 4: Bucks back on that tip? Place? I'll give you twenty, 129 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 4: but I need the money. 130 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,919 Speaker 3: You say no for sure, and I just. 131 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 5: Can't let her know. So can you give him back? 132 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 5: She said, well, sir, you've actually this was your tip. 133 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 5: We've already put it into the system. And he said, no, no, 134 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:29,599 Speaker 5: can you please just give me eighty backs so I 135 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 5: know it's in your tip jar there. Just give me 136 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,240 Speaker 5: the eighty bucks back and I'll give you the twenty 137 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:34,040 Speaker 5: What a tight. 138 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 3: B did the girl come back in and here. 139 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 4: She didn't know? 140 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 5: Sarah, Ah, this is the thing, this is why the 141 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 5: waitress wanted to expose this bloke. 142 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:41,159 Speaker 6: She knows now. 143 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 4: I want to hear from people if you've ever gone 144 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 4: out with the tight ass before. I mean, what extent 145 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,159 Speaker 4: did they go to. 146 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 11: I had a girlfriend go on a first date and 147 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,280 Speaker 11: the guy they just had. It was just because obviously 148 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,039 Speaker 11: first date was blind date, so it was just a 149 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,360 Speaker 11: glass of wine. Let's not go overboard and have a 150 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 11: meal unless it's going really well. At the end of 151 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 11: the glass of wine, he got the out and was like, well, 152 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 11: yours was seven fifteen and she said, oh, I don't 153 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 11: have any cash on me and he said, I'll wait 154 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 11: while you go to the ATM. 155 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,800 Speaker 6: My sister went on a day with a doctor right, 156 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 6: doctors loaded, and then. 157 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 3: They do your dad unless they're a specialist in no way. 158 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 4: Literaly. 159 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 6: If you can get him off the golf course that says, it's. 160 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,480 Speaker 3: Extraordinary, making his life sound much better than from my. 161 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,760 Speaker 5: Dad, isn't he He's. 162 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 3: Not stories Tommy, Leave him alone, you know what. 163 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 6: And she went out for dinner with this doctor and 164 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 6: then she said, oh, I don't have mine. 165 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:34,559 Speaker 4: He didn't. 166 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 6: He didn't offer to pay. He said we'll split the bill. 167 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 6: She said, well, I don't have I didn't bring the card, 168 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 6: just assuming that he invited her out he'd get the bill. 169 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 6: And then it was, well I can. I'm happy to 170 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 6: drop you home if you want to run inside, and 171 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 6: then I'll drive you to the ATM. Yeah, go and 172 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 6: get your purse. I'll drive you to the ATM. 173 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 3: Know that you look like a stinker of the day 174 00:07:58,640 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 3: if you do that. 175 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 6: If you're going to get a can date after doing that. 176 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 6: And he's the saddest doctor that is out there now, 177 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,360 Speaker 6: lonely cries himself to sleep, but. 178 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 4: Married, I'd say he's had at least. 179 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: The girlfriend was saying that the guy she was with 180 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,600 Speaker 1: didn't drive it to the ATM, which was good, just 181 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: gave her his bears being an account number, just net 182 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: bank it. 183 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 6: Over, I'm not fast. Do you think that the girl 184 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 6: should offer to pay if a man has asked her out? 185 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,680 Speaker 5: I think you can offer, but the would always be 186 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 5: I think I think that in a way, Sarah, just 187 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,320 Speaker 5: to go, well, let's split it. 188 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,080 Speaker 3: Absolutely. 189 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 11: If it's a first date and it's you're on a 190 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 11: dating app, I get it. Some people going on three 191 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 11: four dates a week, Yeah, it's okay. But if the 192 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,439 Speaker 11: girl doesn't offer, you've asked them out. 193 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, Olivia, Olivia is given a skill from manly. You 194 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,640 Speaker 5: dated a tight as to what to what extent did 195 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 5: this guy go? 196 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:54,680 Speaker 4: Olivia? 197 00:08:55,640 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 12: Oh, where where do I start? So it was fine 198 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,680 Speaker 12: while we were dating, but then we got married and 199 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:09,640 Speaker 12: we stayed at the cheapest hotel in the cheapest part 200 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 12: of the Sunshine. 201 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 9: Coast, and I specifically said. 202 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:15,240 Speaker 12: I found this great deal, can you book this room? 203 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 12: And when we got there, it was a room. He 204 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 12: downgraded the room to room with a disabled bathroom for 205 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 12: our honeymoon and then yeah, honeymoon, and I just I 206 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,960 Speaker 12: just looked at him and went straight down to reception 207 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 12: and said, this is my honeymoon. Please give us a 208 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 12: better room. 209 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 5: And they said he downgraded, just get a cheaper Yeah, 210 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,440 Speaker 5: downgraded anyway. 211 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:44,240 Speaker 12: So then if we didn't have ninety thousand dollars in 212 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 12: the bank, we were absolutely poverty stricken. So I was 213 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 12: eating Benchmite sandwiches when I was working at night. 214 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:50,680 Speaker 6: Yeah. 215 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 4: Right. 216 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,640 Speaker 12: And then when we had our first baby, I get 217 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,720 Speaker 12: this phone call one day and he's like, Oh, I've 218 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 12: just checked the credit card. Did you just spend it 219 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,320 Speaker 12: Mayas for thirty five dollars? 220 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 6: Oh, thirty five Olivia? Have you upgraded on? Man? 221 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:08,520 Speaker 8: Oh? 222 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:13,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's gone sand which he's now staying at 223 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:17,679 Speaker 5: the Formula one cam in Paddington. Your ex boyfriend, a 224 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,719 Speaker 5: bit of a tight ass, can tell us all about it. 225 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:25,200 Speaker 7: Yeah. So we lived together for about four years and 226 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,040 Speaker 7: were actually housemates first, so we got into a pretty 227 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,600 Speaker 7: good habit of splitting everything. But he used to count 228 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:37,000 Speaker 7: kind of hand while sanitizer, kidding and everything, and yeah, 229 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 7: oh man, But then it was always fifty fifty. Then 230 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 7: I got a new job and started earning a bit 231 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 7: more than him. He started actually splitting everything seventy thirty, 232 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 7: so I'd pay seventy percent. 233 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,560 Speaker 6: Oh, you're kidding me. Based on your wage. 234 00:10:54,679 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, what a tip from him on his phone on 235 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:01,960 Speaker 5: the calculator up every time now, So you've got to 236 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,600 Speaker 5: pay is seventy bucks there and I'll just pay the thirty. 237 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,679 Speaker 6: Let's work it out a petrol money some time, Robin and. 238 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,320 Speaker 4: West right, tight ass date, tell us about your date. 239 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,400 Speaker 9: I offered to pay half and he agreed, and when 240 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 9: we went to pay, he produced about to pay for 241 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:19,720 Speaker 9: his heart. 242 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,880 Speaker 11: Yeah, the play dump was always good for that, wasn't that? 243 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 4: I loved that. 244 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,360 Speaker 3: Too, But at first date. 245 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 5: It's amazing Jessican Freeman's reach. What did your date do 246 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,040 Speaker 5: when you went to pay? 247 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,080 Speaker 9: My day went to pay and he pulled out a 248 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 9: shopper docket and they buy one, get one free. 249 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 6: That's and you got to the mill, didn't you? 250 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 9: Just well I did, but he didn't get a second date. 251 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,319 Speaker 5: Oh no, God, shopper docker killed and we got to 252 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,320 Speaker 5: Leanne from Castle. 253 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,960 Speaker 4: Hear what happened on a date with the tight. 254 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 9: Arsleyanne, Hey guys, Hey Sair. So this was when I 255 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,080 Speaker 9: was like early twenties. I'm almost forty, sadly, but I 256 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,000 Speaker 9: never used to like go out or anything like that. 257 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,320 Speaker 9: And I was like, oh, look on to you know, 258 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,800 Speaker 9: indo casual stuff whatever. Let's just get to your place 259 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,880 Speaker 9: for dinner. And it's like, yeah, okay, come over for dinner. 260 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,800 Speaker 9: So went over there and he's like, oh, I'm just 261 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,280 Speaker 9: going to do something basic like toasted cheese sandwiches. I'm like, oh, 262 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 9: that's okay, and then he started to count out the grain, 263 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 9: like the little bits of cheese from the grated packet 264 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,960 Speaker 9: and we were allowed ten each. 265 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:26,840 Speaker 8: A kid, you've got cheeseos on cheese. 266 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, not even tight. That's actually someone with 267 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 3: an issue. 268 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:34,199 Speaker 6: It sounds really sexy. Did you have a fight last night? 269 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 6: Was there an argument at home which just wouldn't resolve itself? 270 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,160 Speaker 6: A lot of breakups apparently are meant to happen last night. 271 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,920 Speaker 6: Tonight also based on this super blood moon event that 272 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,960 Speaker 6: we're experiencing. And if you are driving to work right 273 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,679 Speaker 6: now you've just woken up, have a look outside. Definitely 274 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 6: thirty percent brighter. It is shining in the city. 275 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,439 Speaker 4: I had one of the best sleeps I've had a 276 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 4: week this week. 277 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,040 Speaker 6: See that's what you Isn't it as weird because you'd 278 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:58,920 Speaker 6: had a couple of choppers. 279 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 5: So it was on yeah, Monday, Tuesday, night was horrible, anxious, 280 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,000 Speaker 5: couldn't sleep, and. 281 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:04,880 Speaker 4: I'm thinking, what's going on? 282 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,120 Speaker 5: And then I went, ah, four, Moon's coming last night, 283 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 5: slept for seven hours. 284 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,000 Speaker 6: Awesome, it's great. 285 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,719 Speaker 4: So I was fine last night. 286 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:19,240 Speaker 6: Super Blood moons can create emotional devastation for people. Their 287 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:23,040 Speaker 6: worlds can melt down. There are any arguments at home 288 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 6: last night for the team here in thirteen twenty four 289 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,320 Speaker 6: to ten, love to know if something went a little 290 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 6: bit a wall last night. 291 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,120 Speaker 5: Well, Lenny didn't complete his cross country and zones Yesterdney. 292 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:37,040 Speaker 5: There was a bit of controversy in the Fitzgerald. 293 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,080 Speaker 3: Did he walk off part way through four. 294 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,079 Speaker 4: Laps two kilometers? 295 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,000 Speaker 5: Sarah didn't even get through the first lap, pulled out, 296 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 5: I'm tired. 297 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,640 Speaker 3: Does he just walk back across the field? 298 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:44,959 Speaker 6: Man? 299 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,560 Speaker 5: I said to BJ, I can't deal with his son said, 300 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,720 Speaker 5: you've got to deal with this one. 301 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,360 Speaker 4: I can't do it. 302 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,640 Speaker 5: And he kept what he started walking and refused to run. 303 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,160 Speaker 5: And then I could see BJ one hundred meters away 304 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 5: and she was doing the. 305 00:13:55,880 --> 00:14:00,560 Speaker 4: Whole running wrong. 306 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 3: It's the whole I'm yelling, but not yelling. 307 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,199 Speaker 4: I'm I'm done running before your father season. 308 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 5: And then it was like and then it was like 309 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,679 Speaker 5: all the other parents are looking over and I'm thinking 310 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,360 Speaker 5: I've got to get out of here myself. 311 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,680 Speaker 6: Yeah, that was the black moon Dad. If he needs 312 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,240 Speaker 6: to come and have a chat to me, he can 313 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,880 Speaker 6: because I used to tactically do things like at little 314 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 6: ats where there might have been eight in the group, 315 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 6: but only five lanes for the sprint. So you let 316 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:24,880 Speaker 6: the first group. 317 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,320 Speaker 3: Go the second group, gracious of you. 318 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:32,560 Speaker 6: I'm third guys in the There's some different tactics he 319 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,960 Speaker 6: can do when it comes to athletics. Shop was another 320 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 6: big one of mine. 321 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,600 Speaker 4: I can't look at you with the glasses. Can you 322 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 4: take them off? I can't have a bit distracted. 323 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:49,960 Speaker 5: Really novelty change expensive? 324 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,880 Speaker 6: Hey could you return them? 325 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 3: But they get the third for three? 326 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 4: I don't know if I could look at your property. 327 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,520 Speaker 6: You've got a brand new mix psychos jump. I'm not 328 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 6: saying just you for who you are. I'm starting to 329 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,320 Speaker 6: think you might be a little bit different. Know what 330 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 6: it is? The differences between the rivers. Do you want 331 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,120 Speaker 6: me to get your pair? 332 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 10: What would fits look like with ma? Would you mind 333 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,400 Speaker 10: sharing them on? 334 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,000 Speaker 4: Here we go? 335 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 6: Okay, it's the big moment. This is what the super 336 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 6: blood could. 337 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:29,760 Speaker 3: Do, Professor Fitzgerald. I mean they come off with so distinguished. 338 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:35,960 Speaker 6: They look quite good with the beard. He looks smart. 339 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,200 Speaker 3: Peter fitz Simons. 340 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 4: Oh yeah about you. 341 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:45,240 Speaker 6: Yeah, they're not super blood Moonstune some really anything. 342 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,280 Speaker 3: There's no magnification in the lens. 343 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:55,480 Speaker 4: Suggest that clear lens. He's going to. 344 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,040 Speaker 6: Suggesting doing a clear lens and. 345 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,520 Speaker 4: Sophisticated. 346 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,400 Speaker 6: Come on over made, everything will be tombably. Got no 347 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 6: calls at home. 348 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 10: My wife told me off for being too messy. She 349 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 10: wrote a whole list of everything that I do wrong 350 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,200 Speaker 10: last night. And I don't think it's because of the moon. 351 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 10: Apparently I'm dirty and too messy in the house. 352 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 4: Is that right? Yeah? And so anyways, there wasn't any 353 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,640 Speaker 4: moons in your house, was there. 354 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:22,960 Speaker 6: Tom Or? 355 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 4: I don't know. That is so basic? 356 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,520 Speaker 6: What a pity can you imagine? Tom? 357 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 3: I need to think about. 358 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,400 Speaker 4: On the couch. 359 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 10: Apparently I am. I did invite my wife to go 360 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,160 Speaker 10: outside with me last night to see the moon, and 361 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,400 Speaker 10: she declined. 362 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 6: Get stuff, tom and she loved the neighbors. Come out, Tommy, 363 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,560 Speaker 6: do they look at the bluff? They did take a 364 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,480 Speaker 6: glass of red out there as well. Of course you 365 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 6: start to make advances towards your wife. What is it 366 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 6: like a hand on the leg? Is that you attempt 367 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,280 Speaker 6: to initiate or she must like it? 368 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 3: They're having their third child, Yes. 369 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,080 Speaker 6: But I know Tom likes to make love with a. 370 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,240 Speaker 10: T shirt on yeah promotional If. 371 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,680 Speaker 5: Dogs just love dogs, they're the best companions on the time. 372 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:19,000 Speaker 4: See you're going to love this last night, I love this. 373 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 5: Finally, the breeder that we bought Beastie off sent through 374 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 5: the photos of beast his mom and dad. 375 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 3: Oh cute, I love this. 376 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 5: They look like Lenny was holding up so there's Beast 377 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,359 Speaker 5: his dad. It looks like Beastie and there's Beast his mom. 378 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 5: And Lenny had my phone and was trying to put 379 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,200 Speaker 5: it up the Beastie's face, going, look, can you recognize 380 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:40,560 Speaker 5: your mom? 381 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 4: That's your mom? 382 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,240 Speaker 6: Awesome, my mom. 383 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,320 Speaker 11: I did that to winning the time because we have 384 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:47,800 Speaker 11: the photo of his parents too. 385 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,440 Speaker 3: It's cute. 386 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,560 Speaker 6: It's nice idea though, said mom and dad. 387 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,000 Speaker 4: Dogs are so smart. They're the best companions. Have you 388 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,119 Speaker 4: got any dogs talking in there as well? And I 389 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 4: love these stuff? 390 00:17:56,520 --> 00:18:05,520 Speaker 6: I love you claim that isn't that funny? We don't 391 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,679 Speaker 6: want them to be human, but when they act like humans. 392 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,720 Speaker 6: We go, oh my god, that's amazing. Is that awesome? 393 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,200 Speaker 4: What do you mean We don't want them to be human. 394 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 6: You never want your dog to be a human. 395 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:23,919 Speaker 4: That's the dogs. This is okay, this is going to 396 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:24,560 Speaker 4: blow your mind. 397 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 5: So, while there are plenty of anatomical differences between dogs 398 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:34,680 Speaker 5: and humans, they've worked out that our limbs are surprisingly similar. 399 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 5: For example, both our legs and the hind legs of 400 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,640 Speaker 5: a dog have knees accompanied by a cap on them, 401 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 5: a knee cap that leads up to a ball and 402 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 5: socket hip joint. Our arms and dogs front legs are 403 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 5: also very alike, so much so that there is an 404 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:54,679 Speaker 5: argument that the front legs of a dog are actually arms. 405 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,320 Speaker 4: With evolution over the years. 406 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:04,800 Speaker 5: Dogs act may have started on their legs. 407 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,800 Speaker 3: They haven't you seen those videos. 408 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 4: Walking the streets? 409 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 3: The video, Yeah, dogs were. 410 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:16,119 Speaker 6: Not walking up right, it even happen. It did not happen. 411 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:21,520 Speaker 4: And they did come up with their arm and give 412 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 4: me a treat. 413 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 6: Okay, So you're suggesting in reverse that humans could end 414 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,080 Speaker 6: up walking on their hands. So we won't go back 415 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:31,199 Speaker 6: to the other white said the gorilla. But you can 416 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,920 Speaker 6: also say we came from dogs. They say, we came 417 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,920 Speaker 6: from the initial wall. 418 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,200 Speaker 4: No, we didn't come from dogs. 419 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 6: They do. If you look at the evolution, yes, that 420 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,840 Speaker 6: was where we ended. That was the closest evolution that 421 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,880 Speaker 6: we have. But if you go back to it, we 422 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 6: came from dogs, is what they say. 423 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,119 Speaker 3: No, yes, a turn into a human. 424 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,240 Speaker 6: I don't know, Sarah, that's really weird. I know. 425 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,680 Speaker 1: Give the man some glasses and you'll think, professor. 426 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,560 Speaker 6: I read theory of evolution. I've read that one. And 427 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,200 Speaker 6: they go on to talk about, Oh my boy. The 428 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,119 Speaker 6: only example of evolution that you can have that you 429 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:12,240 Speaker 6: will see in a lifetime that they say that's actually 430 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,520 Speaker 6: visible is elephants and their tusks because the larger ones 431 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:20,760 Speaker 6: have been killed for their tusks, and therefore the breeding 432 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,679 Speaker 6: is only with the smaller tusks, and therefore elephant tusks 433 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,000 Speaker 6: are becoming smaller. So that's the only sort of evolution 434 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,800 Speaker 6: you can see in the span of eighty years. 435 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,919 Speaker 3: Big task. But then the new elephant, wouldn't that just 436 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:33,440 Speaker 3: grow big? 437 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,119 Speaker 6: No, but they're not breeding because the big ones are 438 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,600 Speaker 6: being shot. See. 439 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,879 Speaker 4: Look, I don't know, sorry about it. You've seen a documentary. 440 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,240 Speaker 5: Dogs were not getting rid of on t see this 441 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,360 Speaker 5: is what okay with this theory now, and I'm surprised 442 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,199 Speaker 5: if well you do. 443 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,040 Speaker 4: See there are some very smart dogs. 444 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,919 Speaker 5: Where their trains clever train them to get up on 445 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:57,680 Speaker 5: their back length. 446 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 3: They can dance because they put their hands on your show. 447 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,840 Speaker 5: And then would you train a dog from a very 448 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,640 Speaker 5: young age and this would be a big effort to 449 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,760 Speaker 5: walk around on its hind legs, yes, and learn how 450 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,280 Speaker 5: to walk like that full time. 451 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,520 Speaker 6: Sure you could, but it would not be a natural 452 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,560 Speaker 6: thing for a dog to do. 453 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,399 Speaker 11: Well, not at first, but then it becomes and then 454 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,600 Speaker 11: the dogs are one of us, and. 455 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 6: We can drive cars, and then they start talking. 456 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 3: And they can get their own food from dogs. 457 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,200 Speaker 6: Sicking me up at five o'clock because I'm having a 458 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,639 Speaker 6: couple of beers today. 459 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,920 Speaker 3: Never be drunk behind the wheel. 460 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,160 Speaker 4: Imagine coming home after a big night out. 461 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,199 Speaker 5: There's a dog on the side of the road on 462 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,119 Speaker 5: a hind legs with his leg out, just just to 463 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 5: pour up give us a. 464 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,400 Speaker 6: Lift, licking its palm. 465 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,440 Speaker 5: We do dodgy teachers on this show, but I'm looking 466 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:47,760 Speaker 5: for dodgy teacher out. But this is where you know 467 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,080 Speaker 5: there is a breaking point where teachers without a. 468 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:50,760 Speaker 6: Doubt have to be. 469 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,199 Speaker 4: I don't know how you do it. 470 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,720 Speaker 6: You can only take so much. 471 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,440 Speaker 4: Oh man. 472 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:58,119 Speaker 5: And this happened in Melbourne yesterday, a Catholic school. But 473 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 5: I want to hear from you where you teach. You 474 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,439 Speaker 5: just lost the plot, Jess, I've had enough. You kids 475 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,719 Speaker 5: are not listening to me and they start screaming at 476 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,399 Speaker 5: the top of their voice. I mean, this was a 477 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,639 Speaker 5: show in the UK, a reality show where they followed 478 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,200 Speaker 5: around a teacher who'd had enough. 479 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,919 Speaker 13: We are trying to teach you the music for Gilbert 480 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:24,560 Speaker 13: and Sullivan's Mikado, and all you can do is disrupt, laugh, 481 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:32,439 Speaker 13: be pathetic. Come here, come here, Come here, Come here, Come. 482 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:34,560 Speaker 12: Here. 483 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:40,480 Speaker 3: Now when they're laughing at you as well, rile you up. 484 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,320 Speaker 5: I mean, this teacher, when you send them to the 485 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,320 Speaker 5: principal's office as well, maybe you. 486 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,720 Speaker 3: Don't have good sense because you're sitting your arguing with 487 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,320 Speaker 3: me and I'm going to send you to the office 488 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,400 Speaker 3: if you don't shut up. 489 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,639 Speaker 4: Oh that's a good one. This teacher just screamed at 490 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,160 Speaker 4: the top of her voice. 491 00:22:59,400 --> 00:22:59,600 Speaker 6: Hard. 492 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 4: So this one was yesterday at a Catholic school. 493 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,960 Speaker 5: Down in Melbourne, and I this teacher, he just had 494 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 5: his hands up, Sarah, And you know when kids just 495 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 5: asking the question. 496 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 4: But why? Why do you want me to do that? 497 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:18,159 Speaker 4: But why? But why? And then he just he lost 498 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 4: the place. 499 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,639 Speaker 6: I feel a bit sorry for him. Something else is 500 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 6: going on in his life outside of the white question. 501 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:40,280 Speaker 4: It's breaking point? But why? Just tell me? But why? 502 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:47,480 Speaker 11: It's kind of hard checked to my kids sometimes. 503 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,120 Speaker 6: Haven't got any summer height, tig, have you. 504 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,160 Speaker 4: Leave those kids alone? He's had enough. 505 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,800 Speaker 6: And I said to a teacher on time in class, 506 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,720 Speaker 6: because this kid, what did he do? He chewed up 507 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,959 Speaker 6: a page of a four paper man spitball landed on 508 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,359 Speaker 6: the whole pa page. Isn't it a lot of saliva 509 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 6: in that landed on the teachers the back of the 510 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,840 Speaker 6: teacher's neck. And I said to one teacher, what would 511 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,560 Speaker 6: you have done if that happened to you doing this 512 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,760 Speaker 6: other bloke? And he said, well, I would have grabbed 513 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,440 Speaker 6: him around the neck and slammed him into the lockers. Well, 514 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,840 Speaker 6: because he would have been expelled, so I would no 515 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,960 Speaker 6: longer have been the teacher. 516 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,879 Speaker 4: It happened to David Eldridge at our school. 517 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,160 Speaker 5: And don't get me wrong, David Eldridge was not an angel, 518 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:32,200 Speaker 5: that's sure. So one mister Bell actually grabbed him by 519 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,240 Speaker 5: the throat and put him up against the cricket nets. Bell, 520 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,560 Speaker 5: you weren't allowed to do that, but we thought about 521 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,560 Speaker 5: doing that to David Eldridge a few Remember I told 522 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,479 Speaker 5: you about Miss Cavell's and she she was the art teacher. 523 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,879 Speaker 6: And she came back into the classroom and one of 524 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,680 Speaker 6: the kids had used the adhesive spray on her chair 525 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,080 Speaker 6: while she was out, and she. 526 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 4: Came in and sat down, and it's a laugh. 527 00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:03,080 Speaker 6: Spray went straight through her pants and onto her under hands. 528 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,400 Speaker 3: Teachers, and I still have no sympathy. 529 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,119 Speaker 6: I didn't do it. I can't remember the name of 530 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,680 Speaker 6: the guy who did it. But she jumped up and yelled. 531 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:17,119 Speaker 5: Brand new country road, mister, mister Norng for you. You 532 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,240 Speaker 5: teach her outburst for you because you didn't like running 533 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 5: long distances. We're talking about Lenny pulling out of the 534 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 5: cross country yesterday. 535 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,080 Speaker 10: Mister Norng would just shout at me and you can't 536 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:31,440 Speaker 10: do his accent. I can't do what was what? Did 537 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,480 Speaker 10: he label you a fat mess? But he was as 538 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:42,919 Speaker 10: to his credit and fat mess, but to his credit 539 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 10: any perfect You know that he had the same teacher. 540 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,080 Speaker 10: Mister went the same school, and mister Norng came up 541 00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 10: with the nickname not so as not so perfect is 542 00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 10: very clever. So mister norm did all right in the comedy. 543 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,119 Speaker 4: Brownie points in that area. 544 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 6: What school were you at again? 545 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,440 Speaker 10: It simp beads, yep, simp beads. 546 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,280 Speaker 6: Yeah, old beads doesn't get old. 547 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,440 Speaker 4: You weren't out of some beads hasn't. 548 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,680 Speaker 6: Pulled out of some beads can actually hurt. 549 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,880 Speaker 10: It is a different spelling, I. 550 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,679 Speaker 6: Know spelling school, aren't. They're very very fussy about detail. 551 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,440 Speaker 5: What do you mean did you learn about the saints 552 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,160 Speaker 5: of the beads? 553 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 6: He moved to Sydney? That guy? 554 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,280 Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, what a pity? Oh no, you want to 555 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,360 Speaker 4: talk about your planes today? Mate? Do you there's big 556 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 4: ones overnight? 557 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,760 Speaker 6: You're sitting in the paper too. I think there's someone 558 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 6: that does. In a helicopter accident, yes, sir, it was. 559 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,840 Speaker 4: Oh what about what about the guy? Can I talk 560 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,239 Speaker 4: about this? 561 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:45,480 Speaker 8: Like? 562 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,280 Speaker 4: He was driving He was piloting a Cessna. This is 563 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,400 Speaker 4: up in Queensland. 564 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, he was fifty three kilometers from the Sunshine Coast 565 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,719 Speaker 5: airports there and air traffic control attempted to contact the men. 566 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:02,800 Speaker 5: No response, No, it's no response for the next forty minutes, 567 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,159 Speaker 5: they thought ghost plane. 568 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,600 Speaker 4: What he must I mean, eddication must be down. 569 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:13,080 Speaker 5: He's woken up forty minutes later, overshot Redcliffe by one 570 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 5: hundred and eleven kilometers in the middle of the ocean. 571 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,120 Speaker 6: How do you fall asleep? 572 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,400 Speaker 4: So what happened? 573 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,760 Speaker 5: He went from ten thousand to get out of some 574 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,960 Speaker 5: bad weather, went from ten thousand to eleven thousand, got 575 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 5: him and you need the oxygen. 576 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,400 Speaker 4: So he's actually gone to sleep that way. 577 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,320 Speaker 6: Terrifying, Well, lack of captain's knowledge, because he should have 578 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,520 Speaker 6: known that, shouldn't. 579 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,440 Speaker 11: He Would you have enough petrol in a small plane 580 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,720 Speaker 11: to get back if you're out to see Yeah? 581 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 5: So ye, eleven kilometers out to sea and he's woken 582 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,359 Speaker 5: up and he's just cruising over the ocean. 583 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,440 Speaker 3: Where am I? 584 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,600 Speaker 5: You'd feel great though, good power nap forty minutes you 585 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,600 Speaker 5: haven't gone into bed sleep, you feel great for the 586 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,200 Speaker 5: rest of the day. 587 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,200 Speaker 6: Do it on the ground would be my tipto before 588 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,560 Speaker 6: you take off any other time where you're not flying 589 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 6: a plane. I mean, if you saw the images of 590 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:06,000 Speaker 6: Coloroid Beach yesterday, amazing. What a landing, great landing. A 591 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 6: man and a woman twenty six and thirty so young, 592 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Speaker 6: with their one year old on board, made an emergency 593 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,600 Speaker 6: landing on the beach in Coloroid. Haven't listened to this. 594 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 14: It's absolutely extreme. Never seen anything like it before, especially 595 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,119 Speaker 14: around here. My husband was out on the deck and 596 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,959 Speaker 14: apparently he heard the plane just going gluod blood. 597 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,000 Speaker 3: That's a little odd, and. 598 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,800 Speaker 14: You could see it coming in real real life of 599 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,640 Speaker 14: the wings were sort of dipping eatside and then mate, 600 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,160 Speaker 14: it just came in there at Coloroi. 601 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 4: I wish that lady would have said. My husband was 602 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,560 Speaker 4: out in the deck and all he could hear. 603 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:43,000 Speaker 6: Was it was. 604 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,040 Speaker 4: Yes, he was landing. 605 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,200 Speaker 6: When he said, all I could he was glug glug glug. 606 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,680 Speaker 6: Though the neighbors were having a party the sculling beer. 607 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 4: I don't mind this. Why can't we open up the 608 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,800 Speaker 4: beaches to any plane that I'm. 609 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,840 Speaker 6: Not sure the sand is the perfect landing spot or 610 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:00,520 Speaker 6: a plane. 611 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,800 Speaker 4: The kids jump in the season, go up north, just 612 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,080 Speaker 4: going and playing on the beach down the south. 613 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,560 Speaker 5: You guys landing on Hine's Beach landing, I'm going to 614 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,200 Speaker 5: land on Bondai hopper if you could clear the hundred 615 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,880 Speaker 5: thousand people on Bondi beach. 616 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,000 Speaker 6: I'm coming in around two o'clock. That'd be awesome, mate. 617 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,160 Speaker 6: I mean if you were happy to be walking the 618 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,720 Speaker 6: dog or anything along there. Thurtly twenty four ten. Could 619 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 6: you imagine the moment? And you always think too, if 620 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 6: I was a pilot and I was up there and 621 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 6: I had an engine failure, where are you going to land? 622 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,040 Speaker 6: You can try and find a sports overal. You could 623 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,040 Speaker 6: try and find a highway sometimes you see that in 624 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:34,560 Speaker 6: the States. 625 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 3: Can you land on water if you're not a sea plane? 626 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,440 Speaker 1: No, you'll sink pretty quick if you if it's light enough. 627 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,040 Speaker 1: For example, I'll make Captain Phillips who was the one 628 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 1: that landed the cap on the on the Hudston. 629 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,440 Speaker 3: They had to get out pretty quick. It wasn't you 630 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,720 Speaker 3: stay up, No. 631 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,000 Speaker 4: But you survive. Well. You need you need the boys 632 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,920 Speaker 4: on the bottom of the boat, don't you not? Little boys? 633 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,480 Speaker 4: You just need to need boys that. 634 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, adults remain in here. Small children get out hold 635 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,600 Speaker 6: of the aircraft. 636 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 5: Now, have you ever had the cross country? 637 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,480 Speaker 6: Do you ever get offended when they ask you, like 638 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,160 Speaker 6: if you've got a seat in the emergency, They go, 639 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,440 Speaker 6: will you be okay to help out in an emergency? 640 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,200 Speaker 6: And say why why are you asking me that? Are 641 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,960 Speaker 6: you looking at me suggesting that I'm not fit enough? 642 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 4: Nod? 643 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,240 Speaker 3: Why? Or you get moved. 644 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,640 Speaker 5: Because you know I sit in the emergency all the time. 645 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,560 Speaker 5: I fly because I'm so tall. I love I look 646 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,360 Speaker 5: around and I love the responsibility. I look at people 647 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,520 Speaker 5: next to me and I'm going. 648 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 6: I'm ready to go and save all of you here. 649 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,320 Speaker 5: Let's be honest. If we land and I'm opening that 650 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:55,120 Speaker 5: door and getting out first. But love knowing that I 651 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,080 Speaker 5: have the responsibility of saving him. 652 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,440 Speaker 11: You'd be last off. You'd save everyone whips. It's not. 653 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,120 Speaker 6: You know what was the worst? I mean, if we're 654 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,440 Speaker 6: talking about plane incidents, who was the I can't remember 655 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 6: the airline, but the plane had a no, it had 656 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,800 Speaker 6: a bad landing, it landed, I think it had a 657 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,360 Speaker 6: fire on board, and when it landed, the back of 658 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,680 Speaker 6: the fuselage hit the runway and it broke open and 659 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:27,040 Speaker 6: people the back of the plane did not kill them, 660 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,520 Speaker 6: but the fire engine that was racing behind on over 661 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 6: the people country that fell out of an aeroplane. The 662 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,440 Speaker 6: next thing, bloody fire engine got me I mean. 663 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,640 Speaker 3: That's just terrible. 664 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,440 Speaker 6: Survived the plane accident. We're doing. 665 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,720 Speaker 4: What are the chances you could. 666 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:54,480 Speaker 6: If anyone can beat that story, it's anybody has fallen 667 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,360 Speaker 6: out of a plane. 668 00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,120 Speaker 4: You're still with us, let us know it's in. 669 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,640 Speaker 2: Whippers Show is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy 670 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,600 Speaker 2: shows like this, head to novapodcast dot com dot au.