Speaker 1: Is the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Well, hi there, and we'll welcome to the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Look, I feel like, you know, justice and common senses
Speaker 3: provailed with this CBA backflip on introducing a three dollar
Speaker 3: fee every time you go to the eight Am.
Speaker 4: When I heard that yesterday, I was actually properly angry
Speaker 4: as a CBA customer, like, how ridiculous?
Speaker 2: Why would they do that?
Speaker 3: Barely anyone uses it correct, It's very bizarre.
Speaker 2: But we are not the only ones that have been
Speaker 2: talking about it.
Speaker 3: And on the Great Current Affair last night with Addie Langdon,
Speaker 3: she really let the CBA guy have it. What a
Speaker 3: way to say Mary, Christmas and thank you for your loyalty.
Speaker 5: Can you say to that? I know?
Speaker 3: Because also it's not even a question, No, it's a
Speaker 3: staates What a way to say it, huh, delivered.
Speaker 4: With such a calm manner, but such shade. But I
Speaker 4: think Michelle just said an news. They have backfoot on it.
Speaker 2: They are not doing that anymore. Thank god.
Speaker 5: That is good news.
Speaker 4: Hey, after three o'clock and Chrissie's Quizy, we've got another
Speaker 4: Frank Green holiday pack to give away.
Speaker 5: I believe it's our last one. Yep, Tom's given me
Speaker 5: the nod. But next, mystic.
Speaker 4: Chrissy is going to enter the studio, which means Chrissy
Speaker 4: Swan has to leave the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 3: Here, I invite you to just pull back that beaded
Speaker 3: door curtain.
Speaker 2: Is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 5: Should have gone to stick Savers.
Speaker 2: Caza. Hello, Kaz.
Speaker 3: When you say when you write the word kaz, you
Speaker 3: sometimes spell it with two z's, I.
Speaker 6: Do I do?
Speaker 2: That is weird.
Speaker 5: Come on, that's that's good.
Speaker 1: That is weird.
Speaker 7: It is weird.
Speaker 2: It is very difference unusual.
Speaker 3: When you sleep, you stay very very still. You want
Speaker 3: of those people that can go to sleep in one position,
Speaker 3: you wake up exactly the same.
Speaker 2: No, I wish I did you a thrasher?
Speaker 3: I am you got big You got big busies, Karen,
Speaker 3: you got big ones?
Speaker 7: No, I wish I did one.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of that.
Speaker 7: No, maybe what I'm yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2: You've been chased by ducks.
Speaker 8: I have.
Speaker 5: When I have when you're a kid, Yes, what I did.
Speaker 7: My auntie used to have ducks in her backyard.
Speaker 5: Was she wacky?
Speaker 9: Nah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, she was actually a little bit glender glender, no
Speaker 7: good witches.
Speaker 2: No, no blender. Do you love a blender?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I love blending. I like to make smoothes.
Speaker 3: Yes, I can see shivering, Kaz with two z's and
Speaker 3: little buzzies, you can see shivering.
Speaker 2: But it's not you. Someone around you is very cold
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 7: That's usually me?
Speaker 2: Is it? Maybe it is you that I can see shivering?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I suffer from bad circulation.
Speaker 2: There you go, That's why I've got shivering cold. Question Mark?
Speaker 5: Have you got laughing gus there?
Speaker 7: Because but I'm just in a good move because I've
Speaker 7: just finished work for the day.
Speaker 5: I love that. What do you do for work?
Speaker 3: I work at as the Runners as the Runners?
Speaker 2: Wow? You? So what's your routine now? Like you knock
Speaker 2: off work? And what are you doing right now? Like
Speaker 2: where you where you're going?
Speaker 7: I'm going home to see what my son's doing for
Speaker 7: the afternoon because he's just finished high school.
Speaker 2: Well I can tell you he's scrolling on TikTok.
Speaker 6: What next question?
Speaker 7: And then going home to try and organize what I'm
Speaker 7: doing for dinner. I've been boring rut.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 2: Doesn't he just want to die? Some time?
Speaker 3: You wish you were more romantic or had someone to
Speaker 3: be romantic with.
Speaker 7: I wish we were a bit roman to get the moment. Yeah,
Speaker 7: what are you quiet?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 5: You and me? You and Swanye hah and my partner.
Speaker 7: You know, we've been together. We've been together twenty five years.
Speaker 5: So are you open to a third party? You know what?
Speaker 7: My partner would jump at that.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 2: Las All right, I'm seeing the word placid. Now.
Speaker 3: This could be in relation to the great film Lake
Speaker 3: Placid featuring Bridget Fonder, who disappeared from public life.
Speaker 2: Do you want to become a hermit?
Speaker 7: I'm already becoming one, me too.
Speaker 3: It could also refer to something about crocodiles. Have you
Speaker 3: had a run in with a crocodile? Or you love
Speaker 3: Steve Irwin? There's a crocodile thing there.
Speaker 7: No, not really, I know my grandson loves crocodile.
Speaker 3: Well, why don't you, you know, get on the get
Speaker 3: on the Australia Zoo uniform and see if you can
Speaker 3: spicings up with your husband.
Speaker 7: Oh that's a good idea. You might like the khaki.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could be tear Hey, I'm Terry, Terry.
Speaker 4: Hey, guess what cas you have one a vip specs
Speaker 4: Savor's vout you for one pair of glasses or sunglasses
Speaker 4: and two hundred and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 7: Awesome. You guys are the best. I love you so much.
Speaker 7: I've been waiting to get fruit you all.
Speaker 5: We love your cat.
Speaker 2: It feels so good.
Speaker 4: And kas make sure you give Tom your address so
Speaker 4: Chrissy knows where to rock up.
Speaker 7: No worries, I'll let him know.
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Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show, you're listening to the Crazy Saunch,
Speaker 3: so on over showing me that.
Speaker 5: For because we just listened to Murder on the dance floor.
Speaker 5: So I just wanted to remember that Saltburn scene.
Speaker 3: The last time I heard that song in the in
Speaker 3: the cinema, that pig of a man was dancing around
Speaker 3: with this giant thing out And I've got news. I've
Speaker 3: got news about Barry Kogan and I'm never wrong. When
Speaker 3: you look in someone's eyes, you can see who they are.
Speaker 2: And I was right.
Speaker 5: And what kind of eyes do you think they are?
Speaker 3: Piggy if you're listening to the Cusies one show on Nova. Now,
Speaker 3: I've got a theory. I've come across a theory. Do
Speaker 3: you know anything about the green velvet couch theory? Just
Speaker 3: feed me anything. You've got green velvet couch? No, they
Speaker 3: are chic, very in the.
Speaker 4: Right house, in the right house, and with the right
Speaker 4: sort of aesthetic. But I like a velvet couch.
Speaker 2: Yes, specifically, I like a green velvet.
Speaker 3: Apparently, if you are bisexual, the chances of you sitting
Speaker 3: your bum right now on a green velvet couch are
Speaker 3: a hundred Every bisexual allegedly, yes, has a green velvet couch.
Speaker 5: I have never heard of this before.
Speaker 3: There are what did you what do you call them? Stitches?
Speaker 3: People are stitching?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Is that why you're asking what a stitch was? On TikTok?
Speaker 4: Yes, it's where like someone uploads a video and then
Speaker 4: you can stitch yourself with that video and do a
Speaker 4: video responding to that person's video.
Speaker 3: That I love that and these ones go like this.
Speaker 3: The original video grab is this one.
Speaker 2: Okay, serious question.
Speaker 4: If you identify it as bisexual, do you own a
Speaker 4: green velvet couch?
Speaker 3: Just check in and then if she just sort of
Speaker 3: pulls back and you can see that there is a
Speaker 3: green velvet couch behind her, behind her, if you want
Speaker 3: to stitch that. I mean, I don't even have a
Speaker 3: TikTok account.
Speaker 4: I know I wish she did, because I always send
Speaker 4: you TikTok content and you can't watch it.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you? I can't. I cannot do that.
Speaker 3: Commit to me in the same way, honestly, in the
Speaker 3: same way that I knew if I ever took an
Speaker 3: illegal drug once, I would be on the street going.
Speaker 2: Within a month.
Speaker 3: So that's why I've never done that, because I know
Speaker 3: what I'm like. I would love it and TikTok and
Speaker 3: TikTok the same.
Speaker 2: I would love it, and.
Speaker 3: You would just see me brain rotting, yes and only
Speaker 3: having fifteen second conversations.
Speaker 2: I can't do.
Speaker 5: TikTok Okay, Well, at least you're self aware, yes.
Speaker 2: But you know I can look at it over my
Speaker 2: shoulder and you know you can shame me things.
Speaker 3: So if you want to stitch yourself into it, you
Speaker 3: play that original one. And then I love it when
Speaker 3: people just sort of lean to the side and then
Speaker 3: they revealed that they too have a green velvet couch.
Speaker 4: Well did you did you not have a green velvet
Speaker 4: couch once upon a time?
Speaker 5: Yes, I remember you buying that.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have since sold it. So what does that.
Speaker 4: Mean you really did some sort of soul searching and
Speaker 4: realized who you are?
Speaker 2: What does that mean that you are not by Maybe?
Speaker 5: I don't know what else.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it means.
Speaker 3: It might mean that I got a really good deal
Speaker 3: from Sofa and sol on a fantastic greene of it
Speaker 3: caut but I I don't know if this is true.
Speaker 3: And I thought, well, theories is one thing. But we've
Speaker 3: got how many listeners we're in our our survey?
Speaker 5: I think one point three million.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of people.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of people.
Speaker 4: I would like to think there are you know, one
Speaker 4: hundred thousand by people in that No, there's not fifty thousand.
Speaker 2: Thirteen thirteen by people. Does this resonate with you?
Speaker 3: Let's draw upon our magnificent pool of Christy swanshow listeners
Speaker 3: and ask you the question, do you have a green
Speaker 3: velvet catch?
Speaker 4: And also feel free to be anonymous. We'll give you
Speaker 4: a soda stream art just for telling.
Speaker 1: Us The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: I mean, I would like to see Major Laser and
Speaker 3: DJ Snake in the same room, just to see if
Speaker 3: they're the same person, if you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Why are we so connected that last ten seconds of
Speaker 4: the song? I was like, hang on, wasn't Justin Bieber
Speaker 4: once on this song? But no, it was Justin and DJ.
Speaker 2: Steck Jay Snake. That's going on.
Speaker 4: I want to see them in a room together as well,
Speaker 4: because they are the same person.
Speaker 2: Hang On, have you got a green velvet on?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: But we're talking about this theory that has taken it,
Speaker 3: you know, over TikTok for years and years, and actually
Speaker 3: my new.
Speaker 2: Lovely friend Rachel told me about it. I don't know
Speaker 2: what the context was. I can't imagine that she just went, hey,
Speaker 2: did you know that if you've got a green velvet couch?
Speaker 3: Probably by I don't know how this came up, but
Speaker 3: we talk about all sorts of stuff, so I thought
Speaker 3: we would throw it out there to your beautiful listeners
Speaker 3: over one point whatever, lots of you million a million
Speaker 3: and bit at a bit, and we just want to
Speaker 3: test the theory. Do you have a green velvet couch?
Speaker 2: Why slash in?
Speaker 5: And are you bisexual?
Speaker 2: Why slash in? Hello?
Speaker 3: Anon, Hello, I hope that you're not anonymous to hide
Speaker 3: your sexuality, which you should be selling, breading and embracing
Speaker 3: and loving a.
Speaker 7: Little bit of that just my family.
Speaker 6: Don't know number of years since I have been with
Speaker 6: a female, but definitely always still open to the idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's the joy of being bisexual, isn't it. You don't
Speaker 3: ever have to categorize. You love the person exactly.
Speaker 2: All right. Now, let's talk about green velvet couches and on.
Speaker 6: Yes, so I have never personally owned one. The one
Speaker 6: of my friends who was the one that opened up
Speaker 6: my eyes that I, you know, wasn't just interested in men,
Speaker 6: very long time ago, she had a green velvet like
Speaker 6: a deep velvet sofa that had like the quilted buttons
Speaker 6: on it, which was a sofa bed, and that was
Speaker 6: where I actually had my first encounter with the opposite.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's a very special magic carpet ride of a
Speaker 3: green velvet couch.
Speaker 6: There true this trend though until listening to you guys.
Speaker 2: Really, you hadn't heard of it.
Speaker 3: You must have been listening, going, oh my god, Yes,
Speaker 3: that is so funny.
Speaker 5: We're going to send you a soda stream art push
Speaker 5: for Better and non God.
Speaker 2: You'll love it. You'll love that. That things magic.
Speaker 3: Hello Michelle, Hello Chrissy, Hello Michelle.
Speaker 11: You know I've been wanting to talk to you for
Speaker 11: so long, and can I just say if you and
Speaker 11: Jack had babies, they'd be the most amazing things in
Speaker 11: the world.
Speaker 4: Someone get us a green velvet couch, Michelle, and let's
Speaker 4: get it, and actually a Turkey based because we know
Speaker 4: that that's never going to happen.
Speaker 2: Now, Michelle, Michelle, we have very important green velvet business
Speaker 2: to talk about.
Speaker 11: So I just sold one, probably about two weeks ago
Speaker 11: to my girlfriend who is by and so I've had
Speaker 11: this couch. I actually bought her from Metropolis in Preston.
Speaker 11: He's a big vintage place. Yeah, about three years ago,
Speaker 11: and I was looking for one for a while and
Speaker 11: I found it and I bought it, had it for
Speaker 11: about three years. But I've been single for this long too,
Speaker 11: and it was almost like, maybe this green couch is
Speaker 11: green velvet couch is giving me bad jushes with me. So,
Speaker 11: but my girlfriend has been handing me for the whole
Speaker 11: time that I've had it. I bet she has, but
Speaker 11: you're I just know. I've just heard now you guys
Speaker 11: saying about the green velvet couch and by, but she's
Speaker 11: never mentioned anything to me about it. So now it's
Speaker 11: all coming quite clear why she wanted it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she probably hasn't seen it either. She just
Speaker 3: wants it because she identifies as bisexual, and every single
Speaker 3: one of them needs a green velvet couch.
Speaker 4: Michelle, we are going to send you a Neutrable at
Speaker 4: flip from Neutrable at the number one personal blender brand
Speaker 4: in the world.
Speaker 11: Thanks for listening, Thank you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Joy.
Speaker 4: Let's finish with Jackie. Jackie, do you own a green
Speaker 4: velvet couch?
Speaker 8: You know what, I.
Speaker 12: Too, was not actually up to date with a trend
Speaker 12: I have to say of the green velvet couches. But
Speaker 12: funnily enough, I do own a multi faceted colored I
Speaker 12: should say green and turquoise, pink velvet arm chair. I
Speaker 12: love just.
Speaker 2: That counts that counts most and does so.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's fitting, it's fitting.
Speaker 5: Do you identify as by? Jackie?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I was just about to say, I definitely identifies.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Probably by these days.
Speaker 2: They Swan show. We've got some hot break up news
Speaker 2: coming Chrissy's clique. Please be upstanding for the announcement that
Speaker 2: I've been waiting for.
Speaker 3: Since I first heard that this couple was together. And
Speaker 3: I make no apologies for judging someone I have never
Speaker 3: met and never going to meet, But Barry Kogan was
Speaker 3: never good enough for our princess, Sabcap Sabrina Carpenter and
Speaker 3: Barry Kogan have been going out. He of course, is
Speaker 3: the man with the giant talent that we saw in
Speaker 3: Saltburn and Serena Carpenter is the best thing that's ever
Speaker 3: happened to anybody in the inn.
Speaker 4: Right the other day, how we sung to this, My
Speaker 4: best friend Christina, her mum Lisa goes, don't do that again.
Speaker 3: You in particular sounded like you were like passed out
Speaker 3: in front of the bridge at three am.
Speaker 2: Anyway, done, guy, it's over. It's over.
Speaker 3: We can all breathe a sigh, a sigh of breathe
Speaker 3: as I really.
Speaker 2: Because that man, I didn't.
Speaker 3: Believe a word he said about her. His eyes told me,
Speaker 3: piggy little eyes which is a terrible thing to say,
Speaker 3: but it is true and I stand by it. His
Speaker 3: eyes told me that he was no good in there.
Speaker 3: I could see his soul. Missus for you, Barry, baby
Speaker 3: on you Hey, Barry. By the way, if you get
Speaker 3: the honor of spending time with such a high quality
Speaker 3: person as Sabrina Carpenter, don't be talking to and spending.
Speaker 2: Sexual time with a TikTok influencer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're gross. This is the extra bit of tea.
Speaker 4: There was a demi blind item that said he was
Speaker 4: seen at the Bungalows in La with a blonde semi
Speaker 4: famous La based influencer and they were getting real cozy.
Speaker 2: On what specific night, the final night.
Speaker 5: Of her tour in La Flavor song.
Speaker 7: No good.
Speaker 3: You are no good, Barry Chogan, And that was one
Speaker 3: film that you were in that worked, and I hope
Speaker 3: you never get any work again.
Speaker 5: I still like Barry Kogan. Right, we don't know what
Speaker 5: to be true?
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on.
Speaker 3: He is a bad man, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Can you see it in his eyes?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: I think he's got like innocent looking actually knowing in
Speaker 4: saltburn Oliver his eyes.
Speaker 5: Do you get a bit creepy. I mean, his character
Speaker 5: is awfully creepy.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to make you this
Speaker 3: is an important lesson. Look deep into the.
Speaker 4: Pupils in the piggy little eyes pupils. Look, oh, he's
Speaker 4: been dubbling, and then look at me. Slightly crazy, good.
Speaker 2: Verse, completely completely mad.
Speaker 4: No, I know what you're saying here, but do you
Speaker 4: know also what's upsetting is that she's going to have
Speaker 4: to delete that please Please please music video with him.
Speaker 3: No, she's going to change the lyrics and make them
Speaker 3: so funny and salty.
Speaker 2: Okay, because that's her specialty. She's so brilliant. Move on,
Speaker 2: sab Cab, You're better than that.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm so distracted by that whole story that I
Speaker 3: was so excited about that.
Speaker 2: I can't remember we're talking. Well, we're talking about Drew Barrymore,
Speaker 2: who we love.
Speaker 3: So Drew and the most insufferable actors that have been
Speaker 3: on the screen this year, arian and Grande. Look, no,
Speaker 3: I need to be kinder because Wicked is a massive
Speaker 3: film and I haven't seen it yet, but I'm dying too.
Speaker 4: And Cynthia and Ariana are incredible talents. But they are
Speaker 4: together on the press tour.
Speaker 5: It's just not it. It's too much.
Speaker 3: They they just seem to be taking it too seriously
Speaker 3: and they cry and they do that sort of mock.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so humble, and I don't know,
Speaker 2: just it just is a bit dick. Anyway.
Speaker 3: They both have been on Drew Barrymore's show. Drew Barrymore
Speaker 3: presented Ariana Grande with an amazing relic. We can play
Speaker 3: that grab or I can just say what it is.
Speaker 3: It's the original wand from Wizard of Oz, the original Glinda.
Speaker 2: Arianna pretended like she was really moved and then and
Speaker 2: then let's people to sit there. Who you knew I'd
Speaker 2: just be okay.
Speaker 3: So they're talking about physical touch. You know that Drew
Speaker 3: Barrymore is mad for physical touch. And I've actually been
Speaker 3: trying not to be as demonstrative because I'm a real
Speaker 3: toucher and I think I don't know, I read somewhere
Speaker 3: that it was weird. All right, listen to this conversation
Speaker 3: physical connection.
Speaker 5: I'm single, I'm not dating anyone. I don't have that
Speaker 5: in my life.
Speaker 3: Like, but I don't know how I would ever hold
Speaker 3: back from holding hands, hugging, snuggling.
Speaker 2: I think we'll get a bit afraid of physically.
Speaker 4: I think we assume that physical connection can only be romantic.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's my point.
Speaker 11: You're saying, it's so much better than I did.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about this for another ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Do you think?
Speaker 3: Do you? What do you think of physical touch? Is
Speaker 3: it always like someone coming on to you?
Speaker 2: Or no?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, be with me on a Friday or
Speaker 4: Saturday night after two martinis and I am hugging you,
Speaker 4: I'm leaning into you, I'm wrapping my hand arms around
Speaker 4: your back. I love physical touch.
Speaker 3: It's so sweet when you've had a few things. So cute.
Speaker 5: Don't say with those peggy little barry.
Speaker 2: Eyes, do you not have piggy eyes?
Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Stun Show.
Speaker 3: I've urgently called Tom into the studio. It's the entire
Speaker 3: show right here.
Speaker 5: Yes, producer, Tom, Welcome to the mic.
Speaker 2: Good afternoon, You and I and Jack.
Speaker 3: Of course, we all love bed Kem, the new Sabrina
Speaker 3: Carpenter song, and whenever it comes on, we sing it.
Speaker 2: When it's not on, we sing it. We sing it
Speaker 2: all the time. You and I were just singing it
Speaker 2: then during the news, Sorry, wasn't listening.
Speaker 5: Never do Tom, I do, Michelle? You do not? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do? Well, aren't you busy singing bedar Tom?
Speaker 3: Anyway, we're singing it, and it felt weird because you know,
Speaker 3: I'm a fifty one year old straight woman and you're
Speaker 3: a young gay man.
Speaker 5: What who told you?
Speaker 3: And I thought if I was working in a really
Speaker 3: like daggy radio station in the eighties, I would change
Speaker 3: the words. Remember the people used to do that there,
Speaker 3: used to change words to top forty songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would change it too. From this.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know what I do there, but I
Speaker 3: would say, because you and I we love certain things,
Speaker 3: and I would say, I bet we'd.
Speaker 2: Have really good bread, Kim. And we do have.
Speaker 5: Good bread, Kim. So we scrapped out top of hour
Speaker 5: to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we share sour dough, a little for cards, any
Speaker 3: sort of bread, pizza.
Speaker 2: We've got good bread.
Speaker 5: Can I mean Gay's love a car that we do?
Speaker 5: We do really well?
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 2: They've changed since the nineties.
Speaker 3: It was all about salad, true true chops, salad, chop
Speaker 3: out pruty.
Speaker 5: See what gilside four ten?
Speaker 4: Next we're playing Chriasy's Queasy and it is our final
Speaker 4: Frank Green Holiday pack. Stuff inside that bum bag.
Speaker 1: The Creasy Swan Show, The Creasy Swan Show, It's stupidous.
Speaker 1: Frank Green Sea Holiday Collection has just arrived, featuring practical
Speaker 1: and stylish gifts for everyone.
Speaker 5: For now, Frank Green don't com to eat you Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 3: I mean, Frank Green water bottle is so essential to
Speaker 3: your personality that when you forget it at home and
Speaker 3: you leave it at home, as I have done today,
Speaker 3: you don't even know who you are and you make
Speaker 3: terrible jokes about changing the words of in a cup
Speaker 3: of the song from bedkeem to bread Kim.
Speaker 4: Look, I'll allow it because it was only in the
Speaker 4: minute opener, but let's not do any more of Hello.
Speaker 2: Kelly, Hello, Hell are you?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm very good, your honor. You're you're a law You're
Speaker 2: a law person.
Speaker 8: So I just said that, Yeah, I work in a
Speaker 8: law firm.
Speaker 7: I'm a law clerk.
Speaker 3: What's the difference between a law clerk and a lawyer
Speaker 3: and a solicitor and all that?
Speaker 2: Do we even have time?
Speaker 5: A degree?
Speaker 8: Pretty much lawyers get paid a lot more, not a degree.
Speaker 11: Sorry, And a degree and a degree.
Speaker 5: And a degree. Yeah, okay, so what law.
Speaker 8: I do the work? I yes, they pretty much delegate
Speaker 8: the work.
Speaker 13: For me and work.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's a very that is a very standard kind
Speaker 3: of hierarchy in most industries, like the architects.
Speaker 2: And the builders. The builders like we do all the
Speaker 2: work the pictures. It's very crat cool.
Speaker 3: Hello, Libby, Hi, all right, I'm reading on the screen
Speaker 3: here that you have been wanting to play for ages
Speaker 3: and I'm not going to rush you and was going
Speaker 3: to let you really enjoy it and breathing in a kay.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you so much, John.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited now, Libby.
Speaker 4: You've just advised an Nova player up because you're calling
Speaker 4: from Perth, aren't you?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: I am how excited?
Speaker 2: How thrilling?
Speaker 3: Did you hear a question the other day where we
Speaker 3: were were We mentioned Karatha and no one had any
Speaker 3: idea where it was.
Speaker 7: It was like so mad about that one.
Speaker 11: I was like, oh my god, we's in Australia, My dad,
Speaker 11: you still working Caratha up on the mike.
Speaker 3: Please, well, hopefully today vengeance is yours for yourself and
Speaker 3: the entire population of Western Australia. All right, ladies, your
Speaker 3: names are your buzzers. It's the best of five. Maybe
Speaker 3: the first person to get three ounce to create wins
Speaker 3: the game, the bum bag and more importantly, the Frank
Speaker 3: Green holiday gift pat Question.
Speaker 2: Number one, Sabrina.
Speaker 3: Carpenter is reportedly single. Which actor has Shelly?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 12: Kelly very ken?
Speaker 2: Yes? Will accept that. What is your take on him?
Speaker 2: Kel good or bad?
Speaker 7: I'm not a fan.
Speaker 9: She deserves better.
Speaker 2: I agree his face looks mean, Yes it does.
Speaker 5: He's got his packing though, and I think from look, that's.
Speaker 3: A very typical young person thing to say, hey, essentially.
Speaker 5: That is dull.
Speaker 4: I have seen her performances, though, and I think at
Speaker 4: this stage in her life she cares about that stuff.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the way she performs Juno on stage
Speaker 4: and shows the different positions she likes amazing?
Speaker 5: Question number two one point to Kelly.
Speaker 3: Which Australian city has the postcode six thousand?
Speaker 2: Yes, Slibby.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yes, it's really worried there that you're
Speaker 3: going to miss that, and then you really would have
Speaker 3: been down on yourself.
Speaker 5: Question number three, we've got one point each of.
Speaker 2: Day z is celebrating a birthday to day can you
Speaker 2: tell me his real name. I didn't know, yes, kel.
Speaker 8: Oh, no, no, no, Carson, something.
Speaker 5: Very close, Libby, do you know no, I don't I reckon.
Speaker 3: When you hear the satame, you're going, oh my god,
Speaker 3: of course it's Sean Cory Carter Carter. Question number four,
Speaker 3: which bank is going to charge? Well, Kelly was going
Speaker 3: to yes, Libby?
Speaker 2: Hell sorry coming well yes, gosh, that's been some very
Speaker 2: bad publicity for them.
Speaker 5: I know, but I think sort of rightly. So that
Speaker 5: was a silly move by them. Minute they do that.
Speaker 4: It's good that they've reversed it and they're now not
Speaker 4: going to charge people three dollars to withdraw cash. Question
Speaker 4: number five, Kelly, this is for the win?
Speaker 3: Which UK actor is model Rosie Huntington Whitely in a.
Speaker 9: Kelly, Yes, Kelly, Jason Stephan, Yes, you've got the Frank
Speaker 9: Green holiday, Kelly.
Speaker 5: They're a hot couple of those two.
Speaker 3: Done well done. Now, Libby, I know you've been really
Speaker 3: wanting to un up. Can we give you to be
Speaker 3: something else? A little prize of room because you know
Speaker 3: you've been really wanting to do this.
Speaker 4: All right, We're going to give you a chance at
Speaker 4: playing queasy again tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Mabbett.
Speaker 11: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4: And congratulations cal that's a bum bag. And the Frank
Speaker 4: Green Holiday pack. That's the last of our Frank Green
Speaker 4: Holiday pack. Swning the Crazy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: We were talking last week about these the recent spate
Speaker 3: of lookalike competitions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my sweeping statement was lookalike contests should be illegal.
Speaker 4: They should not occur, they should not take place.
Speaker 2: Because it never looks any good.
Speaker 3: You show me some photographs of a heat Ledger look
Speaker 3: alike competition which is just morbid and disrespectful for many
Speaker 3: levels awful, and then the winner just looks like a
Speaker 3: plaster scene version of an actor that you love.
Speaker 4: Correct, and they win fifty dollars cash. It's like, don't
Speaker 4: you have something better to do with your Saturday? It
Speaker 4: started in New York with Timothy Chalonaye because Timothy actually
Speaker 4: rocked up to the competition. So now they're taking place
Speaker 4: all across the world.
Speaker 3: It has actually been happening a lot for a lot
Speaker 3: longer than that. I remember them in the eighties, right,
Speaker 3: and like you know, it was like a Henry Winkler.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that name came to my it's
Speaker 2: the phones out of all the people in.
Speaker 3: The world my brain just suggested Henry winklots.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to bring it back to twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5: Today we have been talking about it.
Speaker 4: I feel like Brenda Lee Barrey lot Yes, because him
Speaker 4: and Sad Caap have split.
Speaker 5: Your thrilled, Well, I am thrilled.
Speaker 2: Do the next thing.
Speaker 4: Get on a flight to LA this weekends twenty because
Speaker 4: Barry Kyogan is there's a lookalike contest being held on
Speaker 4: December seven, and then here in Sydney there is a
Speaker 4: Hyde Park Jacob E LORDI look like contest?
Speaker 2: What do you look alike? Contests?
Speaker 4: Guys, if anyone any dudes out there are listening and going, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: I reckon I look like Jacob A LORDI, you don't.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. It never happens like that.
Speaker 3: It never happens that the sentence goes, do you know
Speaker 3: who you look like? And then you hear a name
Speaker 3: of someone impossibly beautiful next Jacob Elordi, Timothy sh Henry Winker.
Speaker 3: It always works the other way. In fact, I just
Speaker 3: get a bit of dread in my stomach.
Speaker 2: When people go do you know who you look like?
Speaker 2: And you're just going, oh God, this is going to
Speaker 2: be what it's going to happen? Awful?
Speaker 5: Who do you get?
Speaker 2: Well? For me?
Speaker 3: I get Geena Reinhart a fair bit and it's no
Speaker 3: offense to anybody.
Speaker 2: But after that, after that.
Speaker 5: Portrait, yeah, that terrible portrait.
Speaker 3: That looks and the thing is it does look like me,
Speaker 3: and so I'm I'm like powerless to say no, hey,
Speaker 3: come on, I have to go yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: They've even given her a bit of neck.
Speaker 2: Have you ever have you ever had that?
Speaker 3: By the way, thirty twenty four ten, whenever anyone says
Speaker 3: to you, hey, do.
Speaker 2: You know who you look like?
Speaker 3: Do you brace yourself for the name of the person
Speaker 3: that's coming next?
Speaker 2: And it's never good? Who is that person? Please?
Speaker 4: I often get Russell toe You, who I didn't know
Speaker 4: who he was. He's a UK actor and look swanny
Speaker 4: at the screen in front of you. He's got big ears.
Speaker 4: And then if I don't get Russell Tovey, I sometimes
Speaker 4: will get that.
Speaker 3: Is interesting, that is interesting because he he does look
Speaker 3: like you. But it's not the ears, what is it.
Speaker 3: It's the kind eyes and the way he's.
Speaker 5: Got droopy eyelids like I do.
Speaker 3: Why do you think so negative about yourself? You just
Speaker 3: said two negative physical attributes, and you know that you
Speaker 3: think that you're hot.
Speaker 5: I don't think I'm hot. You should, I don't.
Speaker 4: The two things I would change and my big ears
Speaker 4: and a droopy eyelids, And that's exactly what he has.
Speaker 5: The other person I sometimes get is how do people know?
Speaker 2: How do people know? By saying do you know who
Speaker 2: you look like?
Speaker 5: It'll tell you exactly.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I get Locky Neil who plays for the Brisbane Lions,
Speaker 4: and again it's this.
Speaker 5: I think it's the sort of the eyes. Do you
Speaker 5: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: It's people really know what my features are?
Speaker 2: That looks like your dad a bit?
Speaker 4: It does look like du Yeah, and look Lokie's a
Speaker 4: good looking dude.
Speaker 5: But it's just I wouldn't think I look like him.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 5: Russell Tovey's more offensive.
Speaker 2: Oh is it? You said Russell Tovey looks like me?
Speaker 2: I thought you kiss? No anyway, anybody.
Speaker 3: Ever said gee you look like this person? And it
Speaker 3: is nearly laid you low. You've had to go straight
Speaker 3: for the Ben and.
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Speaker 3: We're talking about lookalike competitions. And look, if there was
Speaker 3: a fly around saying look alike comp tonight at Hyde
Speaker 3: Park Colin McCulloch, I could be there because someone has said.
Speaker 2: That to me.
Speaker 3: Someone has said, you know, you look like you look
Speaker 3: just like Colleen McCulloch. And I was twenty one at
Speaker 3: the time and Colleen was maybe sixty.
Speaker 2: So that's not a nice thing. That's not a good thing.
Speaker 3: No, no, for twenty one year, you go, I don't
Speaker 3: know about that one. Yeah, that you take a hit
Speaker 3: and you've got a guy who no one would have
Speaker 3: heard about, but the ears big on him and that's
Speaker 3: your achilles heel it is.
Speaker 4: His name is Russell Tovey. And do you know how
Speaker 4: I know it's bad is sometimes I forget it sometimes.
Speaker 2: Do you know how I know it's bad?
Speaker 5: Sometimes I forget his name.
Speaker 4: So what you'd write, literally, look what I have to
Speaker 4: write in UK actor.
Speaker 2: With big ears? Dang, oh my god, who's that other one?
Speaker 5: Adam Godley?
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 5: Don't tell me I look like him? He's familiar.
Speaker 2: It done, he looks like it because between Golom and
Speaker 2: Leo Sayer.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you you've called us thirteen twenty four ten. What
Speaker 3: is the name that follows that fateful sentence?
Speaker 2: Do you know who you look like? Hello?
Speaker 8: Mel I Christie from one bigger girl going down to another.
Speaker 8: I'm so proud of you. But I got told in
Speaker 8: my early twenties I look like Lisa Curry Kenny all
Speaker 8: the time. And she was much older.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but hot hot?
Speaker 5: Yeah, not not.
Speaker 8: Hot, but yeah, she was way older. So as an
Speaker 8: early twenties I was quite you know.
Speaker 3: Was she as old as Colleen mccullochy, No.
Speaker 8: She shut.
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Speaker 2: Rachel, Hello, Hi, right, who do people say you look like?
Speaker 10: Okay it is Chappelle Corby.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so jealous. How often do you
Speaker 2: get it?
Speaker 7: I've got it a lot over time, Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 2: Do you know it's coming?
Speaker 3: When people give you a certain look and then their
Speaker 3: eyes sort of narrow and then they go, do you
Speaker 3: know who you look like?
Speaker 2: Do you know what's coming?
Speaker 10: I often do think it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And is that bad for you?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Do you not like that. I would love that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well I always thought she was quite beautiful.
Speaker 2: She's so beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, I wonder if she's still making those resin clocks.
Speaker 4: Remember that's what she was doing. Yes, yes, Rachel a
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Speaker 2: Leanne having a.
Speaker 10: Bad Yes, we're having a bad day. The last thing
Speaker 10: you want to hear is, oh, you look a bit
Speaker 10: like that comedian Roth Noble.
Speaker 5: That's great.
Speaker 10: Photos day pouring rain. My my hair is quite long.
Speaker 10: Someone said, oh my god, you look like Hagrid. I
Speaker 10: was allowed to have a rising day.
Speaker 3: I mean, I love Hagrid and I love Ross Noble,
Speaker 3: but no.
Speaker 10: But I'm not a boy.
Speaker 2: And how did you deal with that?
Speaker 10: Well, the rough Noble one, I was cook as anything.
Speaker 10: Just come out of hospital and I've met people and
Speaker 10: they're like, oh my god, you look like that comedian.
Speaker 10: We were just watching them, like, yeah, thanks. He make
Speaker 10: me feel so much worse.
Speaker 2: Who says that as well? Like, this is what I
Speaker 2: want to know.
Speaker 3: At what point do you think, oh gosh, she looks
Speaker 3: like Ross Noble, and then you it comes out of
Speaker 3: your mouth. At that point you've got to go.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not going to say that unless they're drunk,
Speaker 4: because sometimes I say things when I'm intoxicated and you
Speaker 4: lose the filter times Intoxicatedlyanne, Oh, the.
Speaker 10: Best part was my friend's face after it came out
Speaker 10: of her mouth.
Speaker 2: Really, she realized it.
Speaker 10: Looked like one of those clowns at a carnival.
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Speaker 9: Hey, neth Hi, I get Renee Zowega, but only when
Speaker 9: she's playing Bridge Jones. Oh, yes, no, meaning on the
Speaker 9: on the heavier side.
Speaker 5: Oh no, Renee.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's the thing.
Speaker 3: You have believed the lies that you were told at
Speaker 3: back then.
Speaker 7: I know she's not even heavy.
Speaker 2: The Crissy Swan Show, Chrissy's here's a question that is
Speaker 2: popp into my hand.
Speaker 3: You know how the Kardashi a super famous, probably the
Speaker 3: most famous family in the world.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't run their own so.
Speaker 5: I think they do.
Speaker 4: I think for I think Kim does, but I think
Speaker 4: they also have assistance that help. But then when it
Speaker 4: comes to an app like Snapchat, this is actually a
Speaker 4: whole other break that we need to do. Okay, we
Speaker 4: cut ash in posts probably sixty Snapchat stories a day
Speaker 4: because in America you make so much money off Snapchat,
Speaker 4: So she just has an assistant uploading throwbacks all day,
Speaker 4: pictures of random outfits Kim wore in twenty fifteen, Like
Speaker 4: it's a really, really big money maker Snapchat.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine what ours would end up being at
Speaker 3: the end of one day if we had to do
Speaker 3: sixty Oh, did just be like my shoe, my hat?
Speaker 3: I mean mine would be fun say yourself, Hey, we digress.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to know because the that mother Chris
Speaker 3: is always the first to comment on any.
Speaker 2: Of their posts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they all post on each other's post, and
Speaker 3: I just figure that's just.
Speaker 5: The assistance logging in.
Speaker 2: Going hey bunny girl.
Speaker 4: I think in this young generation, and given they've grown
Speaker 4: up with it and make their money off it, I
Speaker 4: think they would still use it a lot. Like you
Speaker 4: see on the show. They're always scrolling. They're sitting on
Speaker 4: their phone scrolling.
Speaker 2: Yeah they are, aren't they?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do love the Kardashians. I just can't stop. Chloe
Speaker 2: Kardashian is my favorite of them, and she.
Speaker 3: Has done a big, juicy, all encompassing sit down interview,
Speaker 3: actually want to sit down and if he was supposed
Speaker 3: to be a sit down interview and it got mucked up,
Speaker 3: so they did on the phone. She's got pneumonia. Interesting story.
Speaker 3: There were two you in a second, but it's.
Speaker 2: In Bustle magazine. It's very very interesting. She talks about
Speaker 2: it all she is. Look, i'll give you a little
Speaker 2: pracy version.
Speaker 3: She's got pneumonia at the moment. That's why she couldn't
Speaker 3: meet this journey, how she got diagnosed, how she was
Speaker 3: a playground with her kids, normal.
Speaker 4: Mom indicated community of Calabasas though.
Speaker 2: And also there's nothing worse than going to the playground.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also, Chloe, send one of the nunnies to do that.
Speaker 4: You don't need to be going to the clothes.
Speaker 2: She's super hands on. I reckon, I think she is.
Speaker 3: Anyway, she was there, she had a little cough, she
Speaker 3: wasn't feeling very well, and a specialist was there also.
Speaker 2: Ruining the day that he was born at the at.
Speaker 3: The playground, and he said, look, I don't want to
Speaker 3: butt in, but that sounds like pneumonia. And she said,
Speaker 3: all right, don't go and have a I'll go and
Speaker 3: check it out. Turns out it was I do love her, Like,
Speaker 3: what are those civil arrests?
Speaker 10: Know?
Speaker 3: What are they? But when people just what's are called civil?
Speaker 5: Trying to Tom you can speak anyway.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it's went just a normal person arrests another normal person.
Speaker 2: It's not a police yea.
Speaker 5: Civil that's a civil arrest, civil citizens, citizens arrest.
Speaker 3: I love a citizens diagnosis. It's like, you know, it's
Speaker 3: not not in the surgery ornything. It's just in the playground.
Speaker 3: I love those anyway. She's single, she's not dating, she's
Speaker 3: not interested. The kids are great, she's studying a podcast.
Speaker 3: She's got a new fragrance out.
Speaker 4: Because she had a fragrance with Lamar called Unbreakable, and
Speaker 4: then literally as they were like pushing this fragrance, they
Speaker 4: broke up.
Speaker 5: Sorry, just the idea that you release a fragrance.
Speaker 4: Called unbreakable, you're like literally the most too breakable people.
Speaker 5: See.
Speaker 3: I would have then, as if I was their advertising agency.
Speaker 2: It is called unbreakable by Chloe and Lamar.
Speaker 3: If I was their advertising agency, I would have completely
Speaker 3: pivoted and pitched that fragrance at women that were desperate
Speaker 3: to break up with their husbands but didn't know how
Speaker 3: by that and vice versa.
Speaker 2: You know, I like it.
Speaker 3: This works, this is a magic potent. Anyway, I think
Speaker 3: she might have gone a little bit too far with
Speaker 3: the work. She's looking not like herself. Yeah, but that'll
Speaker 3: settle down.
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 3: She's had a little freshen up before all these shoots
Speaker 3: and stuff for the fragrances.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 4: And she didn't need to she was already looking great.
Speaker 4: Can you tell the therapy story, though, because that was
Speaker 4: really interesting.
Speaker 2: That you settle down? Yes, so therapy. She was seeing
Speaker 2: a therapist, as they all do in America. Seems to say,
Speaker 2: a therapist. It's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Actually, anyway, she's seeing a therapist. She confided a story
Speaker 3: in that therapist, the only person she'd ever told. All
Speaker 3: of a sudden, within a week or so of that session,
Speaker 3: that story was all over the tabloid, and she knew
Speaker 3: one hundred percent it could have only come from that therapist.
Speaker 5: That is bad, That is awful.
Speaker 13: Mad.
Speaker 4: Also, if I were her, I publicly out that person
Speaker 4: or like take them to the medical.
Speaker 3: Board, I would too, And I reckon she's wanted to,
Speaker 3: but she's sought some advice and they've gone it's not
Speaker 3: worth it anyway, She's back in therapy. Guys, she quit
Speaker 3: for a while, but now she's back in therapy. It's
Speaker 3: Kim's therapist. Wow, gold stand I reckon.
Speaker 5: That therapist would have some tedous bill.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine it would be unbelievable?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: What was the second one? Oh, Snoop, so much money?
Speaker 3: Have a listen to the answer to the follow to
Speaker 3: the following question, what is the most expensive thing you've
Speaker 3: ever got your daughter?
Speaker 2: The most over the top gift I've ever gotten my
Speaker 2: daughter is she.
Speaker 13: Never got to open it, or she hasn't opened it yet.
Speaker 13: It was a million dollars for her wedding, and Jine
Speaker 13: I told her if it was me, my wedding would
Speaker 13: have been four hundred and nine hundred would have win
Speaker 13: in month.
Speaker 10: Fuck it, Deddy is still teaching lessons, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3: So I thought, Oh, she's going to get a million
Speaker 3: dollars cash up she gets married.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 3: No, it's a million dollars to spend on the wedding function.
Speaker 5: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: And also Snoop's advice is right, keep keep nine hundred
Speaker 4: k and just spend one hundred on the wordy.
Speaker 2: No, keep it all. I'm just having a barbecue in
Speaker 2: the backyard.
Speaker 5: You just don't get married.
Speaker 2: Sausage isn't bread.
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