WEBVTT - Bushie vs Jim Jefferies 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:03.600 Get a bushy here. Now, a lot of you think 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:07.480 that I'm Australia's greatest export, which is probably true. However, 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:11.400 my next guest, he challenges that notion. His name is 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:14.640 Jim Jeffries. Now some of you might know him from 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:18.520 his multiple Netflix specials, or you might have seen some 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:22.200 of his stuff on gun Control when it went crazy viral. Regardless, 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.680 he's kind of similar to me. We even talked the 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:28.680 same fucking, fucking, fucking fucking However, he doesn't have the 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:40.600 tips anyway. Welcome Jim. Okay, now, Jim, Yes, before we 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:43.319 launch into anything, there's something I want to clear up 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:46.040 because a lot of people just think you're a bogan. 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:50.159 Oh who's gone up through you know, the club gigs 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.760 and become good. Whereas that's not true, is it? You're 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.120 actually a thespian playing at being a bogan. 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:58.560 I don't consider myself to be a bogan at all. 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.680 I don't even think but behave like a bogue. I've 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:04.560 never had the haircut, I have no Southern Cross tattoos. 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:06.160 You know what I mean. 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:08.040 Don't wear it if you don't love it, leave. 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:11.039 Hat I've left you have left, you know what I mean. 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:12.840 So I'm anti Bogan. 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:14.399 I'm not. I'm not anti Bogan. 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:15.840 No, you can't say that. 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:16.280 Lot of my. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:19.800 Fans are, but I'm not one myself. But I always 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:23.360 get told I am one. Why is that because I'm uncouth? 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:25.959 No, it's a swaggering your voice and yeah, maybe a 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:26.760 little bit business. 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:28.120 It's the swearing, isn't it. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:33.200 Yeah? Maybe talking about this, and I said to the PM. 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.840 I should call him if you have his number. I 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:38.759 assume you don't anymore. Well no, I assume you had 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:41.240 it for five minutes and now you've been blocked. 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.399 Have you you know what we got on? Great? 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.560 Yeah, well it would have been more offensive if he 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:50.480 said he didn't want to. After watching the Netflix documentary 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:53.440 and knowing everything that I know, I'm still up for it. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:57.240 Yeah so really, after knowing what she did to Jason Donovan, 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.560 I still would poor Jason. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.720 Do you see him in the documentary broken Me? He 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:05.080 was so sad and then you saw him going, you know, 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.560 he had to get up and leave because every single 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:09.240 scab and being picked. 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:15.400 Yeah like this, So Michael Hutchins, Yeah, look, I'm not 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.000 happy he's dead, but that was that was that. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:19.120 Was just in his voice. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:21.240 Well you know two causes an actor, and no actor 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:23.639 wants anyone else to do better than him, let alone 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:26.160 the person na should have been and he brought it. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.480 To the concert as well, and he wanted to be 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:31.520 Michael Hutchins. So I'll tell you any access story. So 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:33.600 many years ago I was performing at the End War 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:36.640 and one of the Farres brothers, I think Tim isn't it? 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:40.200 So Tim Farris was was backstage and he had his 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.040 finger had been ripped off. He lost his finger, yep. 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:44.760 And I said, someone's got to saw us. 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:48.000 And said I said, I said, well, when's in excess 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:50.760 touring again? He goes, well, we can't because I've lost 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:55.000 my finger and that's my cord hand, so I can't 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.239 really make the chords without my little finger. 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.000 And I said, so your finger. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.680 It was more important than Michael Hutchins because they went 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:04.560 on for twenty years after Hutchins done. 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.600 That's a very good observation. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.080 Yeah, they had two more singers. Michael wasn't that. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.560 I'm just trying to cheer Jason Donovan up in excess 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:14.600 went on without him, So can you Jason? 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.200 Yeah, Jason, what's Jason done since Kylie? 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:20.480 Well, the best thing that Jason's Done is up in Yorkshire. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:24.040 I believe in England there is a donut kebab van 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.680 out the front of a nightclub called Jason's dono Van. 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:27.680 Yep. 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.560 And so that's a that's a mark on the. 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:31.040 World, isn't it. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:33.079 Yeah, he's made his mark, Like you. 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:34.440 Think, the young people go to that nightclub. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:37.400 Even though that Jason's Donovan is Jason Donovan, no way 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.560 in the world, they're still leaving the nightclub. The pun 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.560 still works. It's a good gag. It's been there for 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:42.360 thirty years. 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:42.520 That truck. 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:43.960 So you're not a bogan there. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:48.360 I traveled to England to eat that donor kebab. I 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:49.600 don't believe I am a boby. No. 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:53.440 I grew up in the leafy suburbs of Sydney. 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:55.240 This is what I want to get into it. He 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:58.160 put this down a bit pish posh. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:00.920 I don't think I'm pushing. My father built the house 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:03.160 in Snives. Now, everyone as soon as they say snives, 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.160 everyone goes ooh yep. But when my father built the 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:07.840 house in nineteen sixty. 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:09.000 Nine, is that a skin cream? 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:12.400 Say knives, say knives. No, it's it's a whole line 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:15.120 of stuff. It actually comes from the English place in 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:18.159 Cornwall called Snives, which is next to Penzance, which is 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.960 where pirates mostly come from. And that's why they all 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:24.520 go worry like the pirates are Penzance, which is Gilbert 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:29.240 and Sutherland like come a bogan. Anyway, So my father 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:32.839 bought the house in the black Land in nineteen sixty 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.520 nine and it was a dirt road till nineteen seventy four. 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.760 Yeah right, so it wasn't fancy. 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:42.080 No, sixteen thousand bucks you bought the house for. Yeah, 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:42.960 built the whole thing. 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:43.680 Yeah. 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:49.200 Yeah, it still hasn't paid it off. No, I think 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:50.600 he has. I think yes, I hope he has. 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:53.560 What I want to get into is you're a thespian. 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.080 You went to Yep. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:05:00.159 Yeah, I studied musical theater and opera singing and I 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:01.280 do a bit acting now. 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:02.080 Yeah you do. 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:04.360 I've done a bit you're singing. 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:06.320 If you listen to my voice now I can't. I 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:08.680 can't even hamm chein anymore. I've ripped it this red. 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:11.000 Is that how you ended up in stand up, did you? Buggy? 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:13.480 I was doing stand up before I did that. 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:15.240 I started doing stand up on and off when I 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.200 was seventeen a little bit, and then I started doing 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:21.720 it again at university. When I was at university was 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.480 very clear. When you go into WAPPA, they take thirty students, 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:25.600 fifteen girls, fifteen boys. 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:26.280 Yeah, of the course. 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:30.120 Over the course of the course they start eliminating people. 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:32.520 It's like Buddy Charlie than chocolate factory. People just drop 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:36.880 off every now and again, right, like rounds of Australian idol. Yes, right, 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:39.520 And I could tell very quickly that I wasn't going 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.360 to make it through too many more rounds, so I 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:42.039 was right. 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:42.400 On the cusp. 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:44.480 Yeah right, yeah. 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:48.920 And Gary Who was gigging in Perth and I opened 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.920 for him. And you remember Gary Who? From what was 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:52.600 that altogether? 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:53.280 Now there was the. 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:55.080 Sitcom with John English. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:56.960 How's fard I'm doing? He's still with us this week? 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:58.000 Just good good. 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:00.360 Yeah. But the cancer has gotten worse, isn't it. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.839 It couldn't have gotten better. Every time I'm out here, 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:04.720 they say you won't last the end of the week. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:07.320 You know, the networks are ready to press the button 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:08.520 on the highlight reel. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.720 Yeah, they're ready, ready for the logan. He'd be the 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:13.479 highlight of logans, wouldn't it. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:16.520 So Anyways, I stay music with theater and then I 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:19.880 started He came out into Perth, yep and I did 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:21.080 a show with him and he said, oh, you want 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:22.359 to open for me? And it was a couple like 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.159 gold mining towns, So I thought that was too. That 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:28.120 was when I quit university. I just started following him 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.080 around telling jakes, Yeah. 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.679 Right, when did you work out? When you started telling 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.960 jokes that you were really good at it and this 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:36.960 is going to be your thing. 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.960 I wanted to do it from the age of about fourteen. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:42.040 It was the only job everyone to do a stand up. 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:43.839 Everything else was just sort of a stop gap to 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:45.159 get to that point. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:46.919 So whopple was just like it. 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:47.800 It was just a filler. 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.120 Just I didn't have the gun, you know, I didn't 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.400 have the guts to get up there and do it, 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:53.800 you know what I mean. I'd done it a couple 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:55.720 of times. I was seventeen, and I wasn't. 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:56.120 That good at it. 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.279 But when I moved to England, I was hoping that 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:02.240 it would be. That was two thousand and one. I 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.640 can remember when I went because it was it was 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:09.000 September twelfth, two thousand and one. That's easy a moment 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.280 I was packing my bags and I was watching the 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:13.280 Twin Towers fall. 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:17.200 Oh, it's hard to forget anything that happened. I was 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.840 having sign of surgery on September eleven. It went horribly 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:21.760 wrong and only pegged it too. But that's it. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:23.880 I remember I was staying with my parents that night 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:25.480 because I was leaving for the airport the next day, 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:27.800 and I remember waking up my parents. It was like 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:29.800 ten pm or something out of time, and I said 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:33.120 that the Twin Towers are falling and my father went 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:36.160 classic my dad, He went, oh, well, I'll see it 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:41.520 in the morning. This went back to bed and I, no, 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:45.400 you get getting rid of some sleep, right, No, like 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.440 you might as well say, it's not going to change. 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:49.040 They're not going to build them up. They're going to 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:49.520 fall again. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.280 Yeah, but he missed the second one, didn't he. 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:54.840 No, No, I think by that stage i'd seen gone. Yeah, 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.680 the second one was about to and I remember watching 0:07:57.720 --> 0:07:59.560 it by myself. My parents didn't think it was worth 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:00.120 waking up for. 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:01.160 How did you. 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:03.160 Get the Prime minister in trouble? I feel like I 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:05.000 feel like I'm saying stupid things now. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:06.320 Poor Kylie. 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:07.960 Kylie doesn't have to do any of this. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:09.160 No, she doesn't. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:10.239 It's all her decision. 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:14.760 If she was Kylie Kylie, Well she's up for a 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:16.800 date and she's still a single woman. 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:18.640 She's still pining for Hutchins. 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.440 Well, you're not going to get Hutchins. 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:21.800 It would be a bad shag. 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:24.360 Now you wouldn't want to go. He still be alright, 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:30.640 he'd be at least he'd be stiff. So who's going 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.520 to play you in a movie? Bush? I like that. 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:39.560 Let's keep talking about that, Margo Robbie. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.320 Is this movie being made in like ten years or something? 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:43.640 Is it? Okay? 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:49.200 One of my questions, Margot will do fine, mart she 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:50.040 can play up. 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:58.720 Margo Robbie. Was there was someone like doing autographs and 0:08:58.760 --> 0:08:59.520 a person. 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:00.040 Came up and went. 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.559 And she went, and he goes, and she goes, Oh 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:10.040 you're deaf, and then she went, she knows silingguage. 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:10.679 She does. 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:12.480 I saw that even better. 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:13.959 I know she's a in corn. 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:16.120 I thought I fancied that much, and then I fancied 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.560 her that much. I'll tell you what's saying. Weathering Heights 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:19.240 comes out. 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:21.000 Yes, I haven't seen it yet, don't spoil it. 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:23.720 Okay, Well, Weathering Heights comes out in America's a book 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:25.560 that they all learn in school and all that type 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.319 of stuff. And so I'm there with my thirteen year 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:31.720 old son and I'm like, what we'll do is we'll 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:36.000 watch Weathering Heights tonight. That way, you know, my wife 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:38.600 will be happy with Jacob, I'll be happy with Margo. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.400 We can all have a night in, right, And I go, well, 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:43.480 watch Weathering Heights and that way you'll know a bit 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:44.439 about it before. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:45.400 You have to read it at school. 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.920 About four minutes in, there's a girl getting a horse 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.120 bridle in her mouth and being shagged in a barn. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.920 And you know that when you when you're with your 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:55.800 parents and a sex scene came up with a TV 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:58.040 and your dad goes, what is fast forward through this? 0:09:58.400 --> 0:09:59.480 Yeah? 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:00.320 Do it? 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:01.480 Can't watch it with the kids. 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:04.080 And it turns out that Heathcliff is just like a 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:07.120 slave boy, that's a literate that lives on a farm 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.840 that the girl just sort of takes in as a pet. 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:14.360 What's something that people assume about you that's completely wrong 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:16.160 aside from the Bogan. 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:20.960 A Well, I think people when people meet me, they're 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:24.360 very sweary. People ramp up, they're swearing. Yeah, right, So 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.120 people meet me, and they're like, yeah, and they think 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.400 that I want to be sworn at because I'm such 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:29.839 a swear. 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:32.760 Yeah, but it's but that's just your stage craft, right. 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:36.000 Well, I'm a swear as well, but I'm not. Everyone 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:37.920 comes up, comes up with their phone and they go, 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.720 can you call my wife and call her A? And 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.679 I'm like, I really rather not call a stranger and 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.560 call them a. I'd rather not do that. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.800 Oh, does the missus ever get cross about the jokes 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:48.559 you make about her? 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:49.320 A little bit? 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:52.800 At the moment, I've got an extended routine about hemorrhoids, 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:56.640 and she's more upset by that routine because she says 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:58.680 that if I ever want to have sex with her again, 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:00.880 not to ever talk about that in front of her. 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:01.800 And they said to. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.080 Okay, you're a pulse by it, and you know me, 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:09.760 imagine how much women in the audience are repulsed by 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.720 me as I do the routine. So my wife is 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:14.520 well up for me doing the hemorrhoid thing because it 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:15.640 makes me so infekable. 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:17.720 Yeah, there's no competition. 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:21.079 No, that's so I do it. That strengthen my marriage. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:26.800 Well done you, Okay, let's play your gay would you rather, 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:31.240 would you rather never swear again? Will never take edibles again? 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:34.040 I could go, I would. 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.320 I would rather not swear again then give up on 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:43.439 edibles because my last vice that's left is marijuana or THHCM. Yeah, no, 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:45.560 I could. I could go without swearing. I do it 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:47.600 all the time when you have a certain job or something. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.520 You have a corporate job, was saying you're not to swear, 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:50.160 and you don't swear. 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:53.960 This is the one place where you'd say everything you 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:57.240 want to say. And the thing is, we're really going 0:11:57.280 --> 0:12:00.720 there today and no one will pay any attention. But 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:03.280 if you shagg Kylie is a prime minister. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:07.120 Well did he say over Danny? 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.040 Would you choose Danny Back in the day, I. 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:11.600 Was more of a Danny man when I was living 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:14.120 in England and she was a judge on the X Fact. 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:16.360 But now I've gone back to Kylie. 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:17.559 Was it the brunette days? 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:21.960 Because she was the proper hot brunette Danny? Yeah. 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:21.360 Yeah. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:23.960 So what's what's his tipic? What does he drink? 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:28.040 It was Canadian whiskey given to him by the Canadian 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:28.680 Prime minister. 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:32.320 That's not a very expensive whiskey though, that's the standard. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:34.040 Did he give him cheap. 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:37.199 They've got that one brand, don't they that? That Canadian? 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.040 Yeah, I don't know. He was acting like it was 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:39.680 top shelf. 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:42.480 It's probably Very's knee, the fan of Canadians. 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:46.120 Yeah, Canadians good, aren't they? They're soft though. I think 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:47.880 even Australia could take over Canada. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.720 I believe that the military still uses cannons. Really, I 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:54.320 believe so. Yeah, it's true. In Halifax they have a 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:54.920 cannon mountain. 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:56.520 How are they still a separate country? 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.840 They also have the second biggest harbor in the world 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:02.559 in Halifax, and it's the it's the third biggest explosion 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:04.800 on Earth, next to what happened in Japan, those two 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.360 in Japan. Yeah, and it was just, you know, like 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.560 we had a whole load of ammunitions and stuff in 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:12.520 a boat, just hit another boat and kaboom. 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:13.680 It killed everyone in town. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.280 When you go to war, the best thing about going 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:20.520 of war is that we learned geography. Yes, right, you 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:23.120 didn't know the Straight of Horrors, did you. 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.360 No, I've never heard of it either. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:28.440 Until then it hurts you pay attention. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:31.400 Then all of a sudden, we were all experts and 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:34.400 we're all like, that's where we get most of our fertilizer, 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.000 and that's where we get this, and that's where we even. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:40.400 Know that petroleum or diesel or whatever was part of fertilizer. 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:41.920 I thought fertilizer was just. 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:45.480 And it's got to get through the straight of horm 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.880 So we're all screwed, exactly. And so I was talking 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.120 to a lot of people when it first came out, 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:52.240 but I was pronouncing it wrong, and that as soon 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:54.160 as you go on the straight of Homas and you're 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:58.000 pronouncing it wrong, then you just lose whatever argument you've got, right, I. 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:00.920 Use like it's moose, I was saying, wotz. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:06.040 Yeah, So I use word associations to remember names. Okay, Okay, 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:09.400 So horror moose. I always think it's a derogatory term 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:10.880 for a Canadian prostitute. 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.520 Yep, that's what I thought, right, So you'd. 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.480 Have like someone who'd just be like Sue, he was 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:17.400 down at the tech stuff. And there is a few 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:20.600 horror mooses. There a Peter Maloney in it, tuny, but 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:22.720 a Pete too much. They tell you that for sure, 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:30.040 any who they need a shovel, poor moose. You'll never 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:34.320 forget it. Now, you'll always say it right to summarize. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.040 I ab sex with Kylie. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:38.280 What's the question? 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:42.400 I think we would you rather? I love you? 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.080 He's very keen on you. You know who I like, the 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:47.600 nice girl from the gold Coast. These all right, you 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.720 can have a laugh. She's a good girl, she is. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:50.880 That's what he reckons. 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:52.400 He's on you. 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:54.120 So if you ever down on yourself, know that my 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:54.720 dad would. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:56.520 It's good to know. I'm a bit down on myself 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:59.960 now that I'm way too old to be played by Mark. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:04.440 Go Betty, complain, Betty White's dead. 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:08.160 You're being ridiculous. None of the golden girls. All the 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:09.520 golden girls are gone. 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:12.560 In my mind, I'm still a pin up and you've 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:13.440 just gone and crushed. 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:14.800 You're more of a prop up now. 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:23.520 Of course, your teeth got nice straight teeth. Oh have 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:24.320 you got videas? 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:24.840 Yeah? 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.880 You got the venereal disease from the States. 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:29.520 Yeah, I had them when I first started doing television. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:31.960 They got told sort of to get them fixed. Really, 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.119 I got hinted at together. 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.320 My cops about my teeth too. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.600 Your teeth are lovely, thank you. 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:40.680 I think so. But you catch at a bad angle. 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:42.520 One of the teeth catches the light and then it 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:46.280 all goes wrong. Best swear word I think it's. 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:49.280 The most usable for your day to day is good. 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.360 It doesn't get the point across or upset as many 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:55.400 people as does, but just the day to day use. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:58.560 If you hit your your thumb with a hammer. 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:01.040 What do you say, he'd the explosives? 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.160 Yeah, you don't say. 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:07.720 Yeah. Favorite conspiracy theory that could almost be believable. 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:14.000 Okay, So I like Elvis and this is good. 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:16.800 There's a girl on line, so this happened on Fox 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:19.920 News and you can go check this out, called Eliza Presley. 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:24.280 And there was a guy who many years ago said 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:28.080 his name was Jesse Presley and he was Elvis Presley, 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.000 but he had been taken out of the business because 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:32.840 of his health and because Elvis had no money at 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:33.880 the end of that type of stuff. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:35.560 And this guy said he was Elvis. 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:38.360 And there was a bloke who is his therapist who 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:41.280 wrote a book that bloke has passed a lie detector 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:44.240 to say that he was actually taking care of Elvis. 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:44.600 Right. 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:46.120 Now, here's where it gets good. 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:46.800 Yeah. 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.200 There was a girl who was put up for adoption 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:54.000 in Memphis called the Liza, and she was trying to 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:57.880 find her parents and then she was like, she was like, oh, 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:01.240 my kid looks exactly like Elvis when he was a kid. 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:03.880 And she goes and there's photos of her mum at 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:10.960 Graceland right as a teenager. Yep, and she's like, Elvis 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:15.400 is my dad? Right, So wait for this right so 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:18.359