Speaker 1: Is my micrn.
Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to the podcast and Scottish listeners.
Speaker 3: You're Irish, my Celtic brothers.
Speaker 1: Hello, I've got a translator here today, Alex okay, hello translator,
Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 3: Hello, welcome to the podcast. Oh yes, dig Witch August
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Speaker 1: All right, what's going on guys today?
Speaker 3: You know the way most what's funny actually is most
Speaker 3: Irish people can't really speak Irish that well. It's very
Speaker 3: sad an unpatriotic and people don't want to taught in
Speaker 3: schools anymore, which I disagree with. But at the same time,
Speaker 3: I wasn't taught Irish well enough in school, so I'm
Speaker 3: not fluent.
Speaker 1: You've had a haircut.
Speaker 4: My kids were taught Maldi in New Zealand, which is cool.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: I can talks for Healy, which is an African language Jumbaha, Borogani,
Speaker 1: Missouri Sana.
Speaker 4: Did you say nervous mate?
Speaker 5: It's credit?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's very good.
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 3: What did you say?
Speaker 1: So heally? I said, hello, how are you going good?
Speaker 5: Thanks?
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: My whole family is from East Africa.
Speaker 3: Really get out, okay, go Leslie, goodbye.
Speaker 5: That's a low blow.
Speaker 4: No, it's not a low blow.
Speaker 3: I think No, I think we need to I think
Speaker 3: that's what Ali's nickname is.
Speaker 4: Leslie.
Speaker 1: Anyway, moving on from that, Yes, my mom, all of
Speaker 1: my mom's side was born.
Speaker 5: Hello, my god, Leslie. It's by anchor around now.
Speaker 3: I think Leslie should be the nickname they.
Speaker 4: Like by Anka because she is. You choose your your.
Speaker 1: Pick rather buy anchor.
Speaker 3: You know what's funny, Leslie? It is the first half
Speaker 3: of both les and by anchor is Lesbi.
Speaker 5: I don't get it. We shouldn't be talking about this
Speaker 5: on the podcast.
Speaker 1: No, I was in the middle of a story, was
Speaker 1: coming in and.
Speaker 3: Real hostile Friday, the story Lord you here?
Speaker 5: Where have you been.
Speaker 1: Moving on.
Speaker 4: In the house may stalk? Do you think I need
Speaker 4: to be medicated?
Speaker 6: Yes, without hesitation, absolutely, yes, tranquilized medication. I'm not really
Speaker 6: sure what goes on in that brain of yours on
Speaker 6: a good day, your poor wife. But I'm fun I'm
Speaker 6: so interested to see how your kids turn out.
Speaker 1: Not great, just minie Jason's running around.
Speaker 4: No, No, I've got a lot of energy.
Speaker 5: It's great.
Speaker 4: I'd rather be like this, agreed, Jase.
Speaker 3: Do you thanks?
Speaker 5: It makes you you and go do it excellent?
Speaker 4: Great, you continue to live a life of sheltered secrets.
Speaker 1: I will thank you for giving me the.
Speaker 3: All clear.
Speaker 4: What's rounding for the weekends? Just getting a house, man,
Speaker 4: I'm buying a house.
Speaker 5: Buying a house.
Speaker 4: Go to an auction tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Is it the eighty two million one and two rac Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, we ate the budget was we pulled it back
Speaker 2: a bit. We're going to the seventy nine million dollar one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's exciting.
Speaker 3: Well, good luck, thank you.
Speaker 5: I'll be rooting for you.
Speaker 4: I'm a bit scared.
Speaker 3: I'd love to go and just match your beds in
Speaker 3: the price of.
Speaker 4: Why would you do that for fun? You love fun.
Speaker 3: We're fun too, and.
Speaker 4: You're probably like, you're right, Irish fu.
Speaker 1: Just take the I'm on one today, guys.
Speaker 3: Now you say no, he can take it, and then
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have any money to pay.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not bidding. I've got a friend of mine
Speaker 4: doing the bidding.
Speaker 5: Oh a bit of block style, damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but a block style just because I know
Speaker 2: what I'm like. I'll be like, sell the boat going on.
Speaker 5: The tent, Like we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Speaker 3: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I'd get competitive. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It would also be fun to just be like, is
Speaker 3: it like a silent one where you put up a sign?
Speaker 3: I hand up every time.
Speaker 5: I think that's really smart of you. You should do
Speaker 5: it in.
Speaker 4: Be he'll have the figure you know, how to go
Speaker 4: above that. Great. Whatever he gets me below that is
Speaker 4: a win. I will be on the preva.
Speaker 7: So what what if what if you're right on the
Speaker 7: line and it's you and another player in the game
Speaker 7: walk if you're on the premises and you know you're clothes, No,
Speaker 7: he will go up again, but you will tell that
Speaker 7: guy just go one more time.
Speaker 5: What if it's a thousand dollars difference?
Speaker 3: Of course you'll sell the boat.
Speaker 2: But the thing is you've got to draw a line
Speaker 2: because right, say forgets to don't know, let's say a meal, right,
Speaker 2: it never gets to a mill and I'm like, that's
Speaker 2: my cat, And then they go one million and one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand, one million and one.
Speaker 5: I'll hang on, can we?
Speaker 6: So you've got obviously a number in mind, and you've
Speaker 6: got someone bidding for you.
Speaker 5: Does the bidder get the difference of what?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: F what's tea in it for? Then?
Speaker 4: Because he's a mate. That's what friends are.
Speaker 5: Thank you for. Well, that's a good friend, So okay
Speaker 5: take down.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So and then Lou won't be there and the kids
Speaker 2: won't be there, so he's like he'd probably be against me.
Speaker 5: Bless you.
Speaker 4: No, you get that emotional. It's just an auction. Well,
Speaker 4: good luck, thank you mas. I'm excited, I said after.
Speaker 3: That, is it gonna be a hey dollar bitter? One
Speaker 3: dollar bitter now, two million dollar bitter, two bitter dollar now?
Speaker 4: Is it like a proper.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the tiktoks of the auction dudes explaining
Speaker 3: what they're saying, and it's like one dollar bitter now
Speaker 3: now two dollars and then you just gotta say it fast,
Speaker 3: like one dollar bitter now now two dollar bill bitterer.
Speaker 3: You do that job, auctioneer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so we'll do that's a ten thirty tomor so.
Speaker 2: If we get the house, then my part.
Speaker 3: Said, laft night, turnkey straight in.
Speaker 2: Not that I've got things on Sunday. Sunday, Yeah, turn
Speaker 2: k good guy, heaven A couple of things all change.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get rid of the groler. It's a bit nineteen.
Speaker 1: Nineties and the Wine Island Bench.
Speaker 4: The One Island Bench government. And I found a nice
Speaker 4: h it's the next bracket up, but it's nice.
Speaker 3: So your number that your friend has.
Speaker 4: Is just for that place, Yes, each place, that's a number.
Speaker 5: Best.
Speaker 4: Look, Yes, what's going on?
Speaker 5: It's going on. I'm in a good mood this week.
Speaker 4: Many dates this weekend.
Speaker 5: Girls now, I'm working all weekend.
Speaker 1: I haven't got anything lined up just yet on the apps.
Speaker 1: I was anymore people on the apps?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: People, Yeah, let's slid into the dms. What because it's
Speaker 1: too boring. I hate small talk?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like meet me out?
Speaker 5: You know what I meant?
Speaker 3: Basically good on How.
Speaker 4: About those broncos? No, no, on my watch. You know
Speaker 4: we're a good date venue. It's well, I don't give
Speaker 4: some shit about this, but I actually think it's a
Speaker 4: very good.
Speaker 5: Where's this going? Are you setting me up on a place?
Speaker 4: What you need is you gotta need some cable types?
Speaker 5: Okay, no, we'll do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love now.
Speaker 4: The reason is this is my mindset.
Speaker 3: It's a make or break for a state.
Speaker 4: The reason is.
Speaker 2: You're on a table with other people. So if the
Speaker 2: date turns into a dead ship, you've got other people
Speaker 2: to break the ice. Also, you get to see how
Speaker 2: they interact with other people. Like, say, hypothetical, if I
Speaker 2: take yours out on the date and we sit down
Speaker 2: and he doesn't acknowledge people, sorry, mate, and he doesn't
Speaker 2: acknowledge the other people on the table, that'd be a
Speaker 2: strike for me. Well yeah, because like you sit around
Speaker 2: a big table, I would expect you to be like hello, yeah,
Speaker 2: but what if I'm looking hot, I'd stick around.
Speaker 4: So there's that the pressure is off. You know, you're
Speaker 4: just chatting with the chef. It's not just one on
Speaker 4: one at a table. And if they're too precious and
Speaker 4: they're to catch your egg too cool for school?
Speaker 2: Would you say that's a good one. It's a solid
Speaker 2: day an though, and there's an end. It's two hours
Speaker 2: sitting we need the date.
Speaker 3: Isn't catching the egg though, and it's going it's going
Speaker 3: all over their face. Yeah, unless they're not doing it
Speaker 3: like a lack of coordination though, that's an eck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as they look like they're trying. And
Speaker 2: then if it goes really bad, you know when they
Speaker 2: get the salt out and they right thank you, like
Speaker 2: at the end. Sometimes they write thank you on the
Speaker 2: hot place.
Speaker 5: Tapanak is expensive. So I mean that.
Speaker 3: You show you and you're telling me if showing your
Speaker 3: bracket verse mine.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 4: They're the same.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I've been getting up and walking out.
Speaker 8: For you.
Speaker 3: I got one five in.
Speaker 4: You didn't want to be reincarnated as a prawn?
Speaker 3: You know that's a nick that is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's he's caught it in his mouth and then
Speaker 5: he's gone for the little fish. It's also the bib the.
Speaker 3: You should have got it first, go Why did you like?
Speaker 1: It took you five times?
Speaker 3: You should have just got to look everything around me
Speaker 3: was laughing. They're having a good time.
Speaker 4: That's all that.
Speaker 3: Now I'm exiting after it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't mind that. Yeah, it's good. It's a
Speaker 5: good chat by you.
Speaker 6: Actually, tomorrow I'll let you know what I'm doing. So
Speaker 6: I've got an event on at Moondog Brewery and Moondog
Speaker 6: Mace Dog.
Speaker 5: Yes, the new one in foot screen.
Speaker 4: Know you're going to Frank Cottos.
Speaker 5: It's got the mechanical ball.
Speaker 3: You're gonna right.
Speaker 6: So we're taking a bunch of my sister's station, which
Speaker 6: is smooth, and those people.
Speaker 2: On the ballak the smoothlessness can't go on the ball. Well,
Speaker 2: I will flipped them off.
Speaker 3: They're dark, did proper?
Speaker 5: Oh goodness, now you've.
Speaker 4: Got to do that you like just for you know,
Speaker 4: if an event goes bad.
Speaker 5: Well, I did confirm with her. They have to sign
Speaker 5: a waiver before they get on this thing, right.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to go on a limitation and I
Speaker 2: think the smooth audience should be.
Speaker 4: On a bucking ball.
Speaker 5: No, let me report back on maney.
Speaker 3: Some Carb charges for their hips for the way home.
Speaker 5: I do have the ambulance on stand by.
Speaker 3: Hips, not whips.
Speaker 1: Good tippanyaki, the thumbs in the holes, big poppa Tiaki.
Speaker 4: See what they're like with people to sitting set menu?
Speaker 8: You like that?
Speaker 4: Do you may?
Speaker 3: I didn't mind it is that you pick you got
Speaker 3: a dated you No, I didn't know that suggestion.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't mind it. I just think it's interactive,
Speaker 5: like you.
Speaker 2: Get to see what they're like if they're told to
Speaker 2: the other people and the chef then I gave you.
Speaker 5: I also reckon that it's a bit.
Speaker 4: Like half set up.
Speaker 8: I've actually got a mate called Big Jerry, and Big.
Speaker 4: Jerry you've also got the rolling pharmacy.
Speaker 8: I don't have a rolling pharmacy.
Speaker 4: Rolling pharmacy. Big isn't a wheelchair.
Speaker 8: And like Big Jerry is quite the quite the casting over,
Speaker 8: very even over. He's very good with the population and
Speaker 8: quite suave at times. And so he every time he
Speaker 8: goes on dates and he's to do this for years
Speaker 8: and it worked like an astounding amount of times. Right,
Speaker 8: So he would say, yeah, we know a really nice place.
Speaker 4: And so he'd picked them up. I'm not cool, not cool.
Speaker 8: He'd be wearing a shirt and a jacket and all
Speaker 8: that type of thing, and they'd be dressed up all
Speaker 8: really nice and what not. And then he would go
Speaker 8: to McDonalds, take them to McDonald's and they'd have a
Speaker 8: happy meal each and I have like a little toy
Speaker 8: and that'd sit there with their happy meals and you
Speaker 8: would be astounded as to how often that worked.
Speaker 6: That's pretty funny. But that's why I think it's just
Speaker 6: I think that's the humor, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Like it's the humans one off.
Speaker 2: And then it's like if she's going to be cracking
Speaker 2: the shits about it, then you're not the girl for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, happy meals.
Speaker 5: I actually would, I mean i'd be fine with it.
Speaker 2: I think, you know what, if there was something nice afterwards, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like a dessert, Like you know what, take me to
Speaker 2: a little cafe for dessert and wine. Afterwards you had
Speaker 2: your McNuggets without a laugh, treat me like a lady
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 5: I agree, but I do agree with it. Sorry, had
Speaker 5: he look at st skirt.
Speaker 6: I do like the.
Speaker 5: You can do it when you're at the restaurant and
Speaker 5: they like how people interact with the waiters.
Speaker 4: If someone's rude, if someone is rude.
Speaker 5: To red flag.
Speaker 4: Fucking toodles, yeah, I leave them with the building.
Speaker 5: Rude like those people. Those people in those jobs are
Speaker 5: just doing their job.
Speaker 3: Takes more energy to be rude.
Speaker 5: It's just so gross. It's just an instant turn off.
Speaker 1: It's easy to be kind every.
Speaker 5: Day than to be mean.
Speaker 4: If it's a religious podcast about turning your day around.
Speaker 3: Is more in your face than you need to smile,
Speaker 3: Lauren doesn't just smile.
Speaker 4: There you go, all right, guys, we'll love it again.
Speaker 4: I watch my son play football.
Speaker 3: How's he going to go?
Speaker 4: Good week?
Speaker 3: Your love? Your love? Your family meeting is on the way.
Speaker 3: Family meeting spoiler alert, family meeting time.
Speaker 2: So times no he's got too much on keep it
Speaker 2: between those berries there. Oh oh oh, here's the time Actually,
Speaker 2: not a timestep. He is one for you, for the parties.
Speaker 2: Someone And o G is returning, That's all I'll say.
Speaker 4: And who's leaving even told him, Hey, can we catch up.
Speaker 3: Being deported?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And o G is returning. That's all I can say.
Speaker 4: That's all I can say.
Speaker 5: More next week, Okay, cool, lets take us out. Jeez,
Speaker 5: I want to get happy weekends.