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Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: The topic this week for chit Chat is people pleasing.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you why this has come up because
Speaker 2: I was driving home the other day and I picked
Speaker 2: up my four year old from the crash and okay,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of ashamed to admit this, but she still
Speaker 2: has a dummy.
Speaker 5: She's too old for a dummy. She's far too old
Speaker 5: for a dummy.
Speaker 1: However, like Taylor dropped the dummy.
Speaker 2: However, I haven't fought the dummy battle yet. And this
Speaker 2: was a day where I was tired. I wanted to
Speaker 2: get her home from crash and I needed to get
Speaker 2: her into bed so I could have a nap as well,
Speaker 2: because I was tired.
Speaker 5: So I didn't have a dummy on me.
Speaker 2: So I stopped at the camus, took her in, asked
Speaker 2: for a dummy, and the woman looked at me and
Speaker 2: looked at her and went.
Speaker 5: Oh, isn't she too old for a dummy?
Speaker 2: And I was like, in my head, yep, yepred percent
Speaker 2: agree with you, but I need to sleep. And so
Speaker 2: the people please are in me and trying to justify
Speaker 2: the fact that as a mother I'm still giving my
Speaker 2: child a dummy. I was like, yes, and Harper, this
Speaker 2: is the last time you'll have a dummy, and then
Speaker 2: it's going to the dummy fairy, okay. And I'm saying
Speaker 2: this loudly just to appease this woman and just to
Speaker 2: justify them.
Speaker 5: And then I got my car.
Speaker 3: Why did I do that?
Speaker 5: On Earth? Am I trying to justify to a stranger
Speaker 5: why I need a nap today?
Speaker 1: Also, kids, kids, Sorry to anyone there ain't no dummy fair?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 7: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Childhood brutally But I have my whole life been a
Speaker 2: people pleaser. And here's the signs you are a people pleaser.
Speaker 2: You have a difficult time saying no, You're preoccupied with
Speaker 2: what other people think. You fear that turning people down
Speaker 2: will make you think you are mean or selfish, and
Speaker 2: you agree to things that you don't want to do.
Speaker 2: And at the root of this, apparently is feelings of
Speaker 2: low self esteem and will get to you in a moment,
Speaker 2: so you zip your lip because you are the worst.
Speaker 5: Your thoughts.
Speaker 7: So yeah, people pleasing. I think we're a room of
Speaker 7: chronic people please terrible. And when you told me that
Speaker 7: story the other day, I thought, gosh, I'd do that
Speaker 7: so often. Or if I if I need to ask
Speaker 7: someone to do something, or if I need to push
Speaker 7: back on something, I'll always come up with a reason why.
Speaker 7: You know it's it can't just be I.
Speaker 3: Need to do this to me.
Speaker 7: I'd be like, Hey, no big deal. I was just
Speaker 7: thinking about the fact that, you know, because I was
Speaker 7: thinking about it because I don't want to make sure
Speaker 7: that I'm behind. But do you mind, like have you
Speaker 7: done that, I can't done it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you done your job today? So I don't
Speaker 2: have to do it for you?
Speaker 7: And it's chronic and I think for me personally, it
Speaker 7: stems from I want people to like me, so I
Speaker 7: want I don't want anyone to ever think that I'm
Speaker 7: I want a yes man for sure.
Speaker 5: Can I break this to you?
Speaker 2: People do like you. I could be mean as you're
Speaker 2: a people pleaser as well, from.
Speaker 8: Way back everything you just read there and kind of
Speaker 8: funny but not funny that it comes from low self esteem.
Speaker 6: So that's just me or tea. I'm the same though.
Speaker 8: Instead of just saying no, there's always got oh sorry,
Speaker 8: I can't do that because and it's got to be
Speaker 8: some big thing so that they don't think, oh she's
Speaker 8: just said no, like what a cow. Yeah, but I'm
Speaker 8: a massive people pleaser.
Speaker 6: I do it even I've moved home.
Speaker 8: I was away for five years and with my sister's kids,
Speaker 8: you know, as soon as their message, hey can you
Speaker 8: look after them? And I'm going out of my way
Speaker 8: and I've got things to do, I've got a life,
Speaker 8: but yep, okay, yep, that's fine.
Speaker 6: I'll have them.
Speaker 8: And obviously I love spending time with my nieces and nephews,
Speaker 8: love being an auntie. There's seven of them, you know,
Speaker 8: a lot of love to give. But yeah, I do
Speaker 8: things to people please all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shit, volume of guilt I feel if I say
Speaker 2: no to an event, to a note, to something that
Speaker 2: I just I don't have to justify that I'd rather again,
Speaker 2: I'll be honest, nine times out of ten, I want
Speaker 2: to be on the couch with my kids as opposed
Speaker 2: to going out and doing something.
Speaker 5: But you just feel this obligation.
Speaker 2: So even though it's something you don't want to get
Speaker 2: dressed up for and go and do, you're like, sure,
Speaker 2: I'd love to come along to said thing that I
Speaker 2: desperately don't want to do.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, I just want my friends to like me. I've
Speaker 1: disposed bodies before. It's crawed embazilment. I just want the
Speaker 1: lads to be like, yeah, he's cool.
Speaker 2: I mean, you laugh, but out of all of us,
Speaker 2: you are the worst people pleaser I've ever.
Speaker 1: Met, Jones, I laugh to stop myself from crying.
Speaker 5: To be honest with you, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 9: Though.
Speaker 7: We've had this conversation of start because people pleasing to
Speaker 7: an extent. It's exhausting and you've fanned yourself out trying
Speaker 7: to please others.
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially just one thing after the other, and its
Speaker 1: adds up and all of a sudden, Oh god.
Speaker 8: And I spoke about this yesterday without you. I'm talking
Speaker 8: about you know, if you people pleasing you sort of
Speaker 8: don't stand up for yourself as well. So someone you know,
Speaker 8: for your career or whatever, Oh hey, we've got this
Speaker 8: and this is the offer, and blah blah blah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 8: no problems. Instead of being like, well no, hang on,
Speaker 8: actually that doesn't fit with me. Can we can we
Speaker 8: look at a different alternative. It's about standing up for
Speaker 8: yourself as well, which I'm really really bad at doing.
Speaker 2: But I think the difference between the chicks in the
Speaker 2: room and this bloke over here is ours doesn't manifest
Speaker 2: in anger and frustration.
Speaker 5: This is you. You enjoy helping others.
Speaker 2: But what it does, and this is exactly from the
Speaker 2: textbook of being a people pleaser. The feelings of doing
Speaker 2: things out of obligation can lead to a cycle of
Speaker 2: helping someone, feeling mad at them for taking advantage, and
Speaker 2: then feeling regretful sorry for yourself.
Speaker 1: Man, I hate myself and I just just cover it
Speaker 1: up with silly sound effects.
Speaker 5: I'm fine, Judy, good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning ladies, and a longtime listener, first time caller.
Speaker 10: I am a people pleaser, but I sweet the pot.
Speaker 5: You sweeten the pot?
Speaker 1: How so?
Speaker 10: Yesterday passing example, don't put your car in the driveway.
Speaker 10: Your dad will be home soon.
Speaker 6: Yes, And when he.
Speaker 10: Gets home, he puts the car in the driveway and
Speaker 10: he looks at me and I go, okay, just put
Speaker 10: the car across the street and I'll move the car afterwards.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, remember at.
Speaker 10: Six o'clock this morning, have to have a man while
Speaker 10: to get the cargo to work before he catches me out.
Speaker 1: That's not that shouldn't be up to YouTube. Oh yes, Well, first,
Speaker 1: first of all, we can established that you are a
Speaker 1: lovely person. Yes, so I think it's actually a really
Speaker 1: nice trait, but it just can be really consumed.
Speaker 2: At the same time, it's not Judy's job, and she
Speaker 2: explicitly said don't park there, and so why is she
Speaker 2: mopping up the mess?
Speaker 5: That's Jude's you get you. We feel your Helen from
Speaker 5: Thank you Helen. Where do you sit with people pleasing?
Speaker 11: I don't make any decisions when we're in a group thing,
Speaker 11: and we always get invited to stuff because we just
Speaker 11: go with the flow.
Speaker 2: Ah, So you're those people that are like, okay, they'll
Speaker 2: come just because they will.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we get invited to everything because we're just nice
Speaker 11: and don't make any decisions and just go with the flow.
Speaker 1: Do you know why, I think, Helen am I picking
Speaker 1: up a Kwei accent? You sure, yes, you know why?
Speaker 1: Because New Zealanders are beautiful people, I'm telling you in
Speaker 1: New Zealand is what Australians think they are.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a mind seat as well. Like if you
Speaker 11: don't want to do something and for other people do
Speaker 11: and you do it, you just say right, I'm going
Speaker 11: to enjoy this and you just enjoy it.
Speaker 5: So good.
Speaker 1: How many times you've been in a group situation where
Speaker 1: you're like, okay and you know what you want. You're like,
Speaker 1: whateveryone thinking hopefully matches up with me, but whate you
Speaker 1: guys think I'll just go along with it.
Speaker 2: Exactly. Let's go to Grace wawning Grace. Are you a
Speaker 2: people pleaser?
Speaker 12: Yeah? I am. I'm a chronic people pleaser. But the
Speaker 12: second that I get mad, I just like completely switch
Speaker 12: to do a one eighty. Then there's a calm down
Speaker 12: when you kind of like realize maybe you've overstepped or overreacted.
Speaker 12: And then the guilt.
Speaker 1: I know exactly exactly what you're talking about, because what
Speaker 1: you're actually doing is standing up for yourself, which is
Speaker 1: what you should have done in the first place. You're
Speaker 1: guilty because you thought that you were too main. No
Speaker 1: one thinks that you were mean. Everyone's just thinking you're
Speaker 1: doing what you should have done. It's such a crazy cycle.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Grace, this is precarious territory. Now, if we
Speaker 2: were to offer you to tickets to Cheese Fest.
Speaker 5: You want to go, right or you're not just saying
Speaker 5: that you want to go and you don't want to go?
Speaker 12: No, I want to go?
Speaker 1: Okay, good, Hey Grace, Grace, can I have those tickets?
Speaker 1: Please say no?
Speaker 5: Say no, said boundaries, Well done. We're proud of you.
Speaker 1: Good stuff.
Speaker 5: Wasn't Grace such a cow for not giving those?
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Speaker 3: He's what you're waking up to Adelaide, What's.
Speaker 4: I love that from home? Right at me?
Speaker 5: In what's in the news?
Speaker 1: They mean Homer had the same sort of interests when
Speaker 1: it comes to news as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so true, so true. Teachers strike today. We've touched
Speaker 2: on it a lot of parents. I mean, I guess
Speaker 2: we had a couple of days notice, we had from
Speaker 2: Monday to try and make alternative arrangements. But yeah, it's
Speaker 2: something like one hundred and seventy odd primary, pre and
Speaker 2: high schools. Public schools shut today and it there's no
Speaker 2: other way.
Speaker 5: You can't sugarcoat. It's a massive inconvenience for parents. Having
Speaker 5: said that, I.
Speaker 2: Respect teachers what I respect what teachers do infinitely, and
Speaker 2: I think that they deserve.
Speaker 5: All the money in the world.
Speaker 2: However, there is such a disparity between what the Education
Speaker 2: Department are offering and what the Education Union are accepting.
Speaker 2: So there is no end in sight for this strike.
Speaker 2: They are polar worlds apart.
Speaker 5: So there's going to be.
Speaker 2: A big protest on the steps of Parliament today. I
Speaker 2: think they're marching down Flimner Street And yeah, so that
Speaker 2: we rode close with that as.
Speaker 6: Well, street to the Parliament to Parliament House.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's gonna be interesting when they when
Speaker 2: they asked teachers to strike without pay.
Speaker 5: That'll be a different ballgame, I reckon.
Speaker 6: Will there be thousands there?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's the question.
Speaker 2: As But to all those parents who are trying to
Speaker 2: work out alternate, alternate arrangements today, I feel you. My
Speaker 2: husband at home with.
Speaker 1: Three kids, sure as well, Like maybe I'm just not
Speaker 1: educated in this spot myself, but I'm sure the kids
Speaker 1: will have their textbooks from school and they'll just go home,
Speaker 1: set up at the desk, get home and just sort of,
Speaker 1: you know, do what they'd normally do at school and
Speaker 1: learn for seven eight hours.
Speaker 5: I think. So that's what happened.
Speaker 2: That's what happened each and every day during COVID, Like, hey,
Speaker 2: we've got learning today. I know I'm not in the classrooms,
Speaker 2: I know my teacher is not here, but I want
Speaker 2: to learn.
Speaker 8: That's what I'll be doing with my niece and nephew today,
Speaker 8: shooting up to my older sister's house to look after
Speaker 8: her too.
Speaker 5: No you won't, you will be.
Speaker 2: Out, No you won't, you won't do you will be
Speaker 2: armed with iPads, coloring books, pencils, whatever.
Speaker 5: For it takes what's at.
Speaker 6: Work to do, so they're gonna have to fend for
Speaker 6: themselves for a while.
Speaker 2: That form of parity has worked for me for a
Speaker 2: very long time. Mummy's busy, fend for yourself.
Speaker 8: Obviously, the big Optors fall out continues. So there was
Speaker 8: around ten million people who couldn't use their phones yesterday.
Speaker 8: But it wasn't just that. It was trains, it was hospitals,
Speaker 8: it was all of the things. Businesses are calling for
Speaker 8: COMPO today by the sounds of it's not going to happen.
Speaker 8: The opt CEO came out yesterday after a fair bit
Speaker 8: of pressure to tell people what was going on. She
Speaker 8: says that they're not really looking at compensation, but they'd
Speaker 8: look at rewards for their customers.
Speaker 6: So we'll see what happens there.
Speaker 2: God, but I tell you how customers are going to
Speaker 2: reward Optus by switching telcosts.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So the Federal Telecommunications Minister has come out today and
Speaker 8: they're basically the federal government are going to launch a
Speaker 8: review into what happened. But the actual root cause hasn't
Speaker 8: been provided yet by the company. They're just saying that
Speaker 8: it was triggered by a fault in the core network.
Speaker 3: And really, is it true?
Speaker 2: This happened in the early hours of the morning and
Speaker 2: they didn't address anyone until eleven am.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it happened.
Speaker 8: Just started coming through about four am, people saying a cup,
Speaker 8: you know, my phone's not working, and they didn't sort
Speaker 8: of come out and say anything until eleven Did.
Speaker 2: The PR and Communications department have an RDO? Well, what
Speaker 2: the hell happened there?
Speaker 6: I'm not sure.
Speaker 8: And to be honest, actually know someone in that department
Speaker 8: who works for OB just so maybe I might.
Speaker 6: Give her a call.
Speaker 5: Yeah, tell her.
Speaker 8: I see front foot for businesses. If something's going on,
Speaker 8: just be open and honest. That's what people want. They
Speaker 8: just want some form of communication. Come to Abbey from
Speaker 8: the newsroom for all your pre concerns.
Speaker 3: News notes.
Speaker 5: Samantha Jones in the newsroom there.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 6: I love her.
Speaker 5: I love her too.
Speaker 1: Some good news for Seinfeld fans. Jerry Sidfield, they're great.
Speaker 1: Jerry Seifeld. It's going to be back down under June
Speaker 1: twenty next year. He's going to be Lad entertain Center.
Speaker 1: Tickets go on sale tomorrow. There's a lot of Sientfield fans,
Speaker 1: a lot of mates who are obsessed with Seinfeld. It
Speaker 1: wasn't quite for me, No, but I appreciate the genius
Speaker 1: behind it all.
Speaker 5: Do you think there's two types of people in the world.
Speaker 2: There is Team Seinfeld who absolutely just embrace it, and
Speaker 2: there's people like me that have barely watched an episode
Speaker 2: and just really didn't quite understand the obsession.
Speaker 1: That's because you were too far into e Street on.
Speaker 5: Marro's place name.
Speaker 9: There you go.
Speaker 1: That is your post at Snooze News, coming out very
Speaker 1: very soon. The six fifteen Venue Machine quiz three questions
Speaker 1: your opportunity to score an excellent prize. You just do
Speaker 1: have to avoid the chips. The six fifteen vending machine quiz.
Speaker 2: That works hazy three questions. If you get the third
Speaker 2: one right, you get a crack at the vending machine.
Speaker 2: I would argue that today's third question is a little'll
Speaker 2: bit tricky, but we'll see how we go.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Ann from Woodville West. Good morning, Anne, Oh,
Speaker 5: good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you.
Speaker 5: Always so good things? Thank you for playing along today? Yeah,
Speaker 5: thanks a little bits.
Speaker 1: Oh you are so fine, and just we'll take you
Speaker 1: through it in This is an easy process, three easy
Speaker 1: questions and you're going to score yourself a really nice price.
Speaker 1: Think positive, have.
Speaker 5: You got have you got the first one there? And
Speaker 5: what does KFC stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Speaker 1: What about the guy opt who was responsible for the adage?
Speaker 1: And they're like, mate, what happened? He was like, oh
Speaker 1: did someone? That's so funny. You're so fine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right. And question number two name the longest
Speaker 5: river in Australia and then the very spot.
Speaker 1: On Murray Darling would have also accepted the river of
Speaker 1: tears that Jodie creates after she loses songs Song Chong song,
Speaker 1: buts my rivers fine as well.
Speaker 5: It's not funny, is it.
Speaker 2: If you get this right, then you get a crack
Speaker 2: of the venue machine? What TV show is this theme song?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 12: An older show?
Speaker 2: I'd say I'd say early two thousands, Yeah, give it
Speaker 2: a crack and three night coming to me?
Speaker 6: Thank you, Anne, thank you so much, thank you.
Speaker 5: There's no Robbie William.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 2: Dear Amanda from Brahma Lodge, good morning, good thank you.
Speaker 2: Do you know what TV show this theme songs for?
Speaker 1: What are you working Amanda?
Speaker 9: An idea?
Speaker 11: I want to say friends but I don't think it
Speaker 11: is friends.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll get this. We'll get this.
Speaker 5: Alicia from Craig Moore, good morning morning. Okay, do you
Speaker 5: know what this?
Speaker 4: You know what it is?
Speaker 5: It's not Julia from Clavelly Park. Do you need to
Speaker 5: hear the theme song?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 9: I know what is it?
Speaker 12: I met your mother?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 5: Well the Lord above for you.
Speaker 1: Good stuff, good show, big fan of how I Met
Speaker 1: your mother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 5: There's no there's no right wrong, Alicia. Okay, what we sorry, Julia.
Speaker 2: We need to let you have a crack at the
Speaker 2: vending machine. A letter between A and C please, hey,
Speaker 2: and a number between two and six.
Speaker 5: Okay, just avoid the chips, please, Julia. I would hate
Speaker 5: you to get this far.
Speaker 1: And then get chips.
Speaker 5: Well, that's good for Benny. Machine seems to have recovered
Speaker 5: from Tuesday's Cup Day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as few suggested, that hasn't actually sobered up yet,
Speaker 1: which is very concerning. That's okay, walks us.
Speaker 5: Oh, this is good for you.
Speaker 3: Julia.
Speaker 2: A double pass to the Veiler Adelaide five hundred Friday
Speaker 2: After Race concert series featuring Carl Cox and Eric.
Speaker 5: Powell's Mobile Disco.
Speaker 2: Julia, You're off to party on a Friday night, and Julia,
Speaker 2: you don't have to buy tickets, but you can at
Speaker 2: Tiker Tech if you would like to go along.
Speaker 5: Thank you, well done.
Speaker 1: Love that That's good, isn't it. That's how it's done,
Speaker 1: just to avoid the chips. Score yourself, am epic not out.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm really glad the first caller didn't get that far
Speaker 2: because we would have had to say no, you're going
Speaker 2: the Friday night at the suntime, which she's.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 1: I've got some outstanding news for your Jodey.
Speaker 3: What a Sugar?
Speaker 1: Yeah you heard, iconic Adelaide nightclub Sugar is going to
Speaker 1: reopen Sugar's back ew It's part of the Gonzo Group
Speaker 1: of venues, with founding owner Driller Jed Armstrong returning in
Speaker 1: an artistic capacity. Oh yeah, so Drilla is very, very
Speaker 1: flamboyant operator.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's a person in Adelaide who hasn't
Speaker 2: been to a party with DJ Driller.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the man knows how to take it to
Speaker 1: the next level certainly so. Of course the statis upstairs
Speaker 1: on Runner Street. In two thousand and two, Sugar operated
Speaker 1: for twenty years and hosted more than eight hundred and
Speaker 1: seventy international acts before closing its doors at the end
Speaker 1: of last year. Do you know how many Tuesday nights
Speaker 1: after a Grand Final I spent at Sugar the only
Speaker 1: place in town? Pretty much? Hope?
Speaker 2: Is this a humble brag where you just get to
Speaker 2: drop how many times you want a premiership?
Speaker 3: Is that what this is about.
Speaker 1: I don't get to do it as many times as
Speaker 1: some of my team, but still it's the only place
Speaker 1: and the only excuse that you've got on the Tuesday
Speaker 1: night we can really have a bit of a crack
Speaker 1: and not feel like an absolute Dearrily, what about this
Speaker 1: as well? Some of the quotes from Drilla and I
Speaker 1: love this. He said, it's the nightclub equivalent of the
Speaker 1: comeback of the century. Wow, wow, we of the century
Speaker 1: so far one hundred years so yeah, compared to Jordan,
Speaker 1: compared to some of the comeback yeh goodness. And then
Speaker 1: this one as well. It's a feat worthy of comparison
Speaker 1: to Glenn Maxwell's ODI innings.
Speaker 5: That's yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: All the greats describing Glenn Maxwell's innings as the greatest
Speaker 1: of white ball innings of all time. She was back
Speaker 1: the greatest reopening comeback story of all time, there.
Speaker 5: Was a night.
Speaker 2: And of all the years I've been doing breakfast radio,
Speaker 2: my husband has never failed to not be home when
Speaker 2: I've woken up and had to go to work on
Speaker 2: said morning. But there was a night, and it was
Speaker 2: a Melbourne Cup night where we went to a party
Speaker 2: and he ended up a chill and I woke up
Speaker 2: at four point thirty in the morning and went where's
Speaker 2: my husband?
Speaker 1: Turns out he was at sugar Yeah, same thing. Collectively wise,
Speaker 1: Oh bloody Driller, I come out next to Joe's Let's
Speaker 1: talk about a parrot who lived in one particular country
Speaker 1: where away four years and came back it.
Speaker 5: Completely did It was such a seamless segue.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it makes sense? Doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 1: Oh Billie Driller gets it? Love it when you lose
Speaker 1: a pet and it comes back? What do my pets
Speaker 1: keep on running away from me?
Speaker 3: A miracle lost pet story? Who doesn't love one?
Speaker 1: It's just a good sod happy ending to get you
Speaker 1: up and about for Thursday with a bit of a twist.
Speaker 1: What about this? A very British parrot named Nigel. All
Speaker 1: the good British parrots are named Nigel.
Speaker 3: Quintessensial parrot name in Britain.
Speaker 1: Nigel or Ian or Winston. Winston the parrot very proper
Speaker 1: yours has been reunited with his owner after disappearing for
Speaker 1: four years. He's the kicker, though he now speaks Spanish.
Speaker 3: You are categorically making that up.
Speaker 1: I'm not Nigel. A great African parrot flew away from
Speaker 1: his home for four years, but returned to his British owner,
Speaker 1: Darren at Chick after he was discovered. Mister Chick says
Speaker 1: his bird's British accent is gone, replaced by a fluent
Speaker 1: Spanish accent and someone called Larry. So Nigel went off
Speaker 1: completely reshifted his identity came back as a smooth talking
Speaker 1: Spanish dude by the name of Larry.
Speaker 3: Don't we all want to reinvent ourselves at some point?
Speaker 1: Oh my yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 5: So obviously he's flown to Spain.
Speaker 2: Is that it?
Speaker 1: And he's flowing to Spain and going, you know, this
Speaker 1: is me now, this is me now, And it came,
Speaker 1: and no doubt he would have get to a beetza
Speaker 1: at some stage, probably some of the party islands. Larry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is me now, I'm that British loser. I'm like, no, Jel,
Speaker 1: I'm Larry. Do you know this reminds me of and
Speaker 1: I reckon? Everyone's good A mate or too has done
Speaker 1: this you either they have gone on gap or they've
Speaker 1: done some sort of spot overseas. It might even be
Speaker 1: like as an exchange you or something and particularly go
Speaker 1: to England and maybe it's six months later and they
Speaker 1: come back and like, hello, how are you? And you're like,
Speaker 1: shut up. You do not have an accent? Oh what
Speaker 1: do you mean? I just talk like this now, well
Speaker 1: what accent? I don't even notice it and you're not.
Speaker 2: Or Glenn, who's like an absolute bogan, goes over to
Speaker 2: the UK and he comes back and he's like you're right,
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 1: He like, shut up, Glenn, Like this in British accent
Speaker 1: boys won't catch up for a couple of lagers. No, Glenn,
Speaker 1: you absolutely not. This is why we wanted you to
Speaker 1: go in the first place. We hoped you wouldn't come back.
Speaker 2: Tell comagedon yesterday, wasn't it when Optus went down and
Speaker 2: just millions of customers were affected across the board.
Speaker 5: So I'm not I'm not with Optis.
Speaker 2: Neither are you, but tell us what was happening and
Speaker 2: producer and when you were trying to make calls yesterday.
Speaker 9: So on my way in yesterday morning, at about three
Speaker 9: forty five, on my car, it showed that I had
Speaker 9: no service on my phone and I'd drive a far distance,
Speaker 9: so I was a little bit worried if something happened,
Speaker 9: I wouldn't be able to tell anyone where I was.
Speaker 9: Get here, nothing's working, Get on the Wi Fi. Then
Speaker 9: we find out that optus is could push yeah in
Speaker 9: the nicest way possible. We didn't hear anything for hours, though,
Speaker 9: and then I finally got my service back up and
Speaker 9: running at about quarter past one peint thirty, still in
Speaker 9: the office, and then Optus kindly sent me an email.
Speaker 9: I was expecting it to be excuse me, oh, sorry
Speaker 9: for all the inconvenience, you know, really sorry, everything's back
Speaker 9: up and running. No, Hi, Emily, a friendly reminder that
Speaker 9: your Optis spill for your account.
Speaker 5: Is you on the thirteenth November.
Speaker 1: No, oh my god.
Speaker 5: In the meantime, you're trying to contact your family make
Speaker 5: sure everything.
Speaker 9: So no idea where my child was, no idea where
Speaker 9: my fiance was. Yeah, but as long as I know
Speaker 9: that my bill is due soon. That's all about a
Speaker 9: stop us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's why I Am turned up yesterday and
Speaker 1: his shirt was on back to front bloody Optus.
Speaker 2: As there's calls for compensation today for customers and businesses
Speaker 2: who just simply couldn't operate yesterday.
Speaker 5: What's the likelihood of that happening.
Speaker 6: Probably not going to happen.
Speaker 8: The federal government has come out and said to keep
Speaker 8: receipts and all that sort of thing, but I highly
Speaker 8: doubt it's going to happen. The Optic CEO came out
Speaker 8: yesterday and said we're not looking at compensation, but we'll
Speaker 8: look at rewards for customers for basically going through it,
Speaker 8: So you know, whether they get ten bucks off their
Speaker 8: next bill or something.
Speaker 3: How exciting.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I highly doubt that it's going to be.
Speaker 8: The concerning thing was the fact that triple O calls
Speaker 8: couldn't be made from land lines, right, So that was
Speaker 8: a concerning thing. Hospitals were out, train services were down.
Speaker 8: It was not just people can't use their phones. It
Speaker 8: was a lot bigger than that.
Speaker 1: Some thoughts and opinions from some of the punters via
Speaker 1: More say on Channel seven we don't have any exact
Speaker 1: on the end of the day, or do you've got
Speaker 1: to give us something, then we are waiting for.
Speaker 2: That as well. Sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I say.
Speaker 8: And I can't receive any phone calls from my love
Speaker 8: glass or any text messages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Optors should be compensating all the workers. Yeah, people,
Speaker 1: people that have been impacted by this, and so many
Speaker 1: people have been impacted. But what I will say is
Speaker 1: when you go to the Optice store and the poor
Speaker 1: person who's working there, yes, it's probably just doing some
Speaker 1: accounts or just sort of handling some new mobile plans,
Speaker 1: et cetera. They're not the person to go nuts. No,
Speaker 1: it's just like you're nuts at a waiter because you've
Speaker 1: got a bad meal.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, it's ridiculous, and give it to the chef, march
Speaker 2: into the kitchen and you tell that. Well, you have
Speaker 2: a point though, I think speak with your feet. I mean,
Speaker 2: I think you change your tael Co company.
Speaker 8: And the problem with optics as well, we just have
Speaker 8: a big cyber hack, yeah, which people were still angry about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it is easy. Other thing as well, like
Speaker 1: it's getting this sort of zone where it's like it's
Speaker 1: happened on purpose. Yeah, I don't think Optic is sitting
Speaker 1: there playing a bit of a practical joke on everyone.
Speaker 1: So everything will come back Unfortunately, hopefully those who are
Speaker 1: with op this we get rewarded in some sort of fashion.
Speaker 1: But yeah, not the ideal situation for it.
Speaker 8: They didn't help themselves, Like this all kicked off at
Speaker 8: four am and the CEO didn't wasn't seen or heard
Speaker 8: from until eleven o'clock. Yeah, so you know, when things
Speaker 8: like this happen, we expect transparency and if people wouldn't
Speaker 8: be so angry if they knew what was going on. Yeah,
Speaker 8: So get on the front foot, get a statement out there,
Speaker 8: talk to media. You know, we're really sorry. We're trying
Speaker 8: to fix this. We haven't done it on purpose. Like
Speaker 8: you say, you've got to get on the front foot.
Speaker 2: Do you know who to do communication worse than anyone
Speaker 2: the communications industry?
Speaker 3: Isn't that ironic?
Speaker 2: And I just feel for that person that's woken up
Speaker 2: this morning. It's a six point thirty. The alarm's gone
Speaker 2: off and it's gone, Oh, I need to go to
Speaker 2: my job now in the Optus PR department, might just
Speaker 2: have the day off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't sleep till well last night, did you Roger
Speaker 1: all right, thirteen twenty four ten, were you impacted by
Speaker 1: the optice outage? How exactly did it absolutely ruin your day?
Speaker 10: Yet?
Speaker 2: I think seven last night there was someone who tried
Speaker 2: to contact Triplo and couldn't, so really, yeah, that's quite frightening.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know, it's your network.
Speaker 1: I just said, right, thank you for watching. Appreciate that
Speaker 1: nice little plug there.
Speaker 5: Shout up, Hey, Dory, Hey, how are you good? How
Speaker 5: was your day yesterday?
Speaker 4: I was totally fine, My phone was great. But I'm
Speaker 4: a teacher and my year seventh and eight through in
Speaker 4: full meltdown because they couldn't maintain their snapstreak.
Speaker 2: Of course, yeah, I really know what that means, Torry
Speaker 2: was a step streak for goodness sake.
Speaker 4: Oh on Snapchat all of their like daily messages to
Speaker 4: their friends, and they were begging for people to hot
Speaker 4: spot them.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well, terrified to lose that hates How about
Speaker 1: when you explain something but then in your explanation you
Speaker 1: use a whole bunch of new words that we don't understand.
Speaker 5: Jerry, I thought phones were banned in schools now.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, but they still have.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And it was a whole morning of tears, threats
Speaker 4: that they won't be back, and still it's.
Speaker 1: Jeers, Oh my gosh, the students are going on strike.
Speaker 1: Why because they can't jump on Snapchat?
Speaker 5: Yeah pretty much, Tory, thank you so much for the call. Unbelievable,
Speaker 5: do you know what?
Speaker 1: Yes, they felt like, So I'm not with Optics, and
Speaker 1: neither are you, but I feel like I've got so
Speaker 1: many friends and colleagues that were with opt this. It
Speaker 1: felt like the morning after when you don't go out
Speaker 1: and you're like, in the moment, you're jeers, I wish
Speaker 1: I did go out. But then the next day when
Speaker 1: you're completely not hungover and you're up and about and
Speaker 1: you're in amongst all your hungover friends and you're just
Speaker 1: strutting around, you're so smug. They were the Optics people.
Speaker 1: That's what felt like. There's things getting intense twelve all
Speaker 1: as we build up to a big grand finale in
Speaker 1: a few weeks time.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure, we've only got three weeks left after this. Wow,
Speaker 2: So it is as tight as tight can be.
Speaker 1: This is vital, It is really vital. And can I
Speaker 1: just say, man, you need.
Speaker 6: This well I need it.
Speaker 5: I need it for my own self esteem.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to I'm just trying to shift the
Speaker 1: anxiety onto you. But I'll tell you why. I'm an
Speaker 1: anxious max. I want this bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we both want it bad.
Speaker 2: I am really sort of sad and sometimes by how
Speaker 2: very competitive you and I are.
Speaker 5: We like each other.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit embarrassing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but when it comes to this, it can get
Speaker 5: pretty intense.
Speaker 1: I pride myself on being able to be that person
Speaker 1: in the battle, but then as soon as it's ever
Speaker 1: shift back into normal person, you're not good at that.
Speaker 1: We hang on to grudges for weeks.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't have said sometimes, I would not have sometimes decades.
Speaker 5: I am not that sort of person.
Speaker 1: An elephant.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not unless you cross me and then you're
Speaker 2: dead to me.
Speaker 5: You do the wrong thing, dead, All right, what do
Speaker 5: you got?
Speaker 1: You kick us off? You set the tone, and the
Speaker 1: bar is so high each and every week. Okay, well
Speaker 1: actually one last week.
Speaker 2: This is fortuitous because normally in the gym I have
Speaker 2: my air pods and listen to my own stuff. I've
Speaker 2: forgot my air pods the other day, and I think
Speaker 2: it was the Battle of the Bang of God speaking
Speaker 2: to me because this came on over the speakers and
Speaker 2: I went, yes, baby, that's my song for this week.
Speaker 1: Oh ladies and gentlemen, get your glow sticks out, can
Speaker 1: control those pupils.
Speaker 3: Please shut your eyes.
Speaker 5: You're beat.
Speaker 1: That's where you are now. Yeah, you're not really, you're
Speaker 1: actually in HQ back in the day. You pretend you're
Speaker 1: in some way just a little bit more then you would.
Speaker 2: Are you saying they're not playing this banger and I
Speaker 2: beef they're currently right now, currently.
Speaker 1: Right now. The grand Yeah you like that. You love
Speaker 1: Fete la grand I love bit of Fetty.
Speaker 2: I always feel like I forgot the R. But that's okay,
Speaker 2: that's all right, Fetty Fetty.
Speaker 1: Oh that he forgot Top three favorite Dutch DJs.
Speaker 2: Well there's Fetty la Grande and then coming in second,
Speaker 2: there's Betty la grand and then oh my god, I
Speaker 2: love Fretty LaGrand.
Speaker 1: I think all his cousins are DJs as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is a good song, it's really nice. So it's
Speaker 1: going up against my boy Little John and the East
Speaker 1: Side Boys two thousand and.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 1: Little John, of course, cousin of Little Wayne, Little Kim,
Speaker 1: Little baoo. This bit in particular, I propose something the
Speaker 1: sweat drove down my body.
Speaker 6: I propose that we just read it to them, play
Speaker 6: them together. Oh yeah, absolute bangers, you guys. Okay, how
Speaker 6: do we picked the car?
Speaker 5: Well, then it becomes a question of who do you
Speaker 5: like more?
Speaker 1: Abby? I know, Hey, I love a remix out of
Speaker 1: It's good. Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know when you go to the cinemas and sometimes
Speaker 2: you're like, bright lights might cause like an epileptic fit.
Speaker 5: That's what you just did. Then it should have been
Speaker 5: a warning for people in cars.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my brain's fitting this little Cohen, right
Speaker 1: is I think it's brain related anyway. So you've got
Speaker 1: little John v Fetti LaGrand. Make sure he cast your
Speaker 1: vote via Jody and Hazy on Instagram.
Speaker 2: You built your time machine.
Speaker 1: On this day, pers your daily dose of knowledge? Shaw
Speaker 1: Would you like to take this daily dose orally?
Speaker 3: Or would you like it pumped in?
Speaker 1: Ll punch you in gr arm. Okay, you're going to
Speaker 1: feel a short, sharp prick. There it goes and in
Speaker 1: comes Delta Goodrom. In nineteen eighty four, she was born.
Speaker 1: She's thirty nine today, she's a saint child of the eighties.
Speaker 1: She is absolutely a child of the mid eighties. And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. When they put Delta Goudroom together
Speaker 1: and they said here, have these vocal cords here Delta,
Speaker 1: she went, thank you very much and she flew off
Speaker 1: because she's an angel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and have that beautiful face as well. In fact,
Speaker 3: have the whole package. Yeah, go on.
Speaker 1: Then two thousand and five, two hundred and twenty two
Speaker 1: chinups were performed by Richie Benno. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I was just playing on the whole two for twenty
Speaker 1: two to two to two things. It's before by Stephen
Speaker 1: Hireland in the UK in a record time of twelve hours.
Speaker 1: I've got a feeling that Caine Xtein has since broken that.
Speaker 1: Oh right, yes, okay, but still two hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: two chinups twelve hours is insane.
Speaker 3: I don't think I could do one chin up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: genuinely don't think I could.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, well, you do one chinup and you got
Speaker 1: t two hundred and twenty.
Speaker 9: One to go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but give you two four kilo dumbells and I
Speaker 5: will dominate those.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yeah, look up the Guinness Book World
Speaker 1: records for some sort of thing which is related to
Speaker 1: forkulo Jo Yodi got a name, and then nic and Clear.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and five most socks on one foot record
Speaker 1: was achieved by Alastair Gallopin of New Zealand, who places
Speaker 1: seventy socks on one foot. One of the all time
Speaker 1: athletes is Alastair.
Speaker 2: At what point do you look in the mirror and go,
Speaker 2: that's going to be my legacy, this is my destiny.
Speaker 1: Yes, hey, what's Georgia. I'm a professional soccer. Put on
Speaker 1: a ruck, have fun. No one saw. November nine, two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight. Whatever you like by T