WEBVTT - "You Look So Much Prettier With The Mask On" 💀 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:08.080 Go get you the morning every day, adelaides, Oh, hazy, 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:10.760 this is where we revisit all the highs and the 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:11.880 lows from the year. 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:13.039 And do you know what someone said to me the 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:17.239 other day? And I'm not joking, He goes, Oh, I 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:19.000 had to listen to your show the other day. It's 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:24.599 really good. Now go Geez means it as a comment, 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:26.200 but I'm like, what do you mean now. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:31.160 There's a slight improvement across the year. Yeah, appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:34.440 someone said to me the other days we wish here, same, 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:35.240 goes big nose. 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.200 I'll never know what that meant. 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:37.800 What do you mean? 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:41.360 I love that we're just exchanging little sayings. That's been 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:44.040 an exchanged But that's all good. That's a compliment, though, 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:44.400 wasn't it. 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:48.080 That that was an absolute sandwich from that block, the 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:51.520 compliment buried inside a couple of really nasty burger buns. 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:54.280 Speaking of sandwiches, enjoy. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.640 Hey Friends. Star Jennifer Aniston has had a bit of 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.440 a vent and a bit of a ranch about a 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.760 commonly used compliment that drives her bananas. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:03.920 So. 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:07.240 Speaking to British Vogue, she said, the phrase you look 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:12.120 great for your age should be you look great, period. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:14.840 She said, that's a habit of society that we have 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:18.840 these markers like well that stage. So for your age, 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:20.880 I don't even understand what it means. I'm in better 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:23.240 shape than I was in my twenties. I feel better 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:26.720 in mind, body, and spirit. It's all one hundred percent better. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.080 Right, Okay, thought's about that. 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.279 Yeah, I can understand what you're saying, because what should 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:34.200 you not look this good? Or does that mean you 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:36.640 actually don't look that good? But considering how old you are, 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:37.600 you're not too bad. 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:40.880 I just don't like the sentiment that the only level 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:45.080 of attractiveness is use that's the marker that's being used here. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:46.040 Yeah. 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.200 So, and it really got me thinking about my looks 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:51.080 now compared to being in my twenties. So when you're 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:54.840 in your twenties, I think producers, O, you'll agree, you 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:56.880 sort of get a sense that your looks at your commodity, 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:00.000 that that's your currency in life, especially as a female, 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:03.000 and you're obsessed with being a bit thin and attractive 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.440 and all those sorts of things. And I don't know 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.720 when it happened, or why it happened, or how it happened, 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:13.840 but now I just don't care. I really like I 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:16.760 used to, because, particularly in my other job where you're 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.560 on the telly, I used to do the tanning and 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:21.639 get the hair done every couple of months and lashes 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.519 and all that sort of stuff. I just don't want 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.600 to look bad on the telly. Now. If C plus 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.120 is the past, then I'll take it. And I don't 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:34.160 know why that switch happened, but quite seriously, I just 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:36.920 feel like now I want people to find me attractive 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.000 because they think I'm kind, or they think I light 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:43.120 up a room, or they think I'm funny, or I've 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.919 got a good heart. It's all those things now that 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.400 make me want people to find me attractive for those reasons. 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.160 And like, I still work out, but I don't work 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.000 out because I want to be a size six. I 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.880 work out because it's good mentally and it's good for 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.519 my body, and it's yeah, the mental health side is 0:02:58.560 --> 0:02:59.000 more for me. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.600 Yeah, I like, hey, you just don't care at all. 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:04.320 Sometimes like a Wednesday morning and Jodie walks in the 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:07.720 studio and she's completely naked. Jodes, what's going on with 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.560 no clothes? And She's like, I don't care anymore. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.679 I'm so free I'm so in touch with my spirituality. 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:15.760 If I want to be naked, I will be. But yeah, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.920 it's a really interesting one. And she was also Jennifer 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.840 was saying that she had these I have to do 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:24.160 a minimum pounding, pounding, pounding, forty five minutes of hard cardio. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:25.839 Otherwise I haven't had a good workout, and she said, 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:27.959 then her body just broke down and got injured. Yeah, 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:30.400 so now she does a lot more gentle stuff, which 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:34.920 was interesting as well. Yeah, but just the old backhanded compliment, like, 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.720 I've learned not to even expect compliments from you because 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:39.680 they're never ever forthcoming. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:43.880 That's really not fair because I'm genuinely doing my best. 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:47.760 I know you try, but yeah, the old backhanded compliment. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:50.320 I get this one a lot. So people will come 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:52.040 up to me in the street and go, oh my god, 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.440 you look so much better in real life than you 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:55.160 do on the Telly. 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.840 So's that's supposed to me that you look futured on TV. 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:00.480 That's exactly what I say to people, now, So what 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.960 are you saying? I look like a pig on the Telly? Yeah? 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:05.680 Great, thanks nicer in real life, I'm sort of glad 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.840 it's not the other way around. Anyone who ever starts 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.200 a sentence off with the words no, take this the 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:16.720 wrong way, no offense, no offense. It's always offensive. And 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:18.839 this one is, well, I really like how people you 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:24.599 don't care what people think of you. That means in general, 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:25.560 you're probably a. 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:26.119 Bit of a mug. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:29.520 Yeah yeah, but I rise above that, and I don't 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.000 care that people think that you're a mug. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:31.960 Yeah, you know what I mean. 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:32.680 So I reckon. 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:33.560 It's your thirties. 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:35.920 I'm just starting to get to that point where I'm 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.200 at that point of like, I just don't care anymore. 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:39.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I reckon. 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:42.920 I'm thirty three, So I reckon started around the light 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:43.560 thirty month. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:47.320 I reckon, And it's you know, it's play exhausting. It's 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.360 exhausting trying to look good all the time. 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:51.279 You know what about this ab? 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:55.080 You know, Andrew? Yeah, it exhausted for trying to look. 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:57.880 Good all the time, showering every day, all those what 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:59.960 about this ab? Have you? Have you ever been told this? 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:01.599 You're so great? Why are you still single? 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:02.560 Yeah? 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:03.920 All the time? 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.159 What's a gorgeous girl like you're doing? 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:06.920 Still single? 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:07.680 Shut up? 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:09.880 You? 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:13.480 I said, Actually, I said to someone on bumble. Oh 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:15.000 this was a few months ago. He said, why are 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:16.880 you still single? And I said because I'm mentally ill. 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.080 And I thought he was going to delete me and 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:20.800 block me, but he did and he took it like 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:22.520 a chap. So shout out to him. 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.920 Four ten. Let's do this this morning on the back 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:28.120 of Jen being all like, you look great for your age. 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:31.160 Shut up. That's a backhanded compliment. It's your backhanded compliment 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.039 people said to you and you've gone. I don't know 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:37.200 how to feel about that. Part of that hurts my heart. 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:38.800 Yeah, you know. Yeah. 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.920 So the big one as well was for me with football. Yeah, 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.560 you had a pretty good career considering you didn't play AFL. 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.279 It's like whack in the face. 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:51.560 I mean, you won four sandful bloody premierships. That's not 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:52.840 that's not he sneezed at. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:54.560 And then when they when you walk away, they go, 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:56.240 does he give it a lot for one AFL game? 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:59.840 Let's go to Carli. What are you copping? Carl? 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:04.159 Well, I'm a teacher of primary school aged children and 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:06.320 we all know that they are the most honest people 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:09.479 in the world. I have been wearing a mask because 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:11.200 I live with my dad and my dad's really sick 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:13.719 at the moment. And one of the kids comes up 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:16.599 to me and goes, look, no offense, but you look 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:18.320 so much prettier with the mask on. 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:21.760 Yeah, that one broke me a little bit. 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:28.240 That would hurt my soul. Thank you, Carly. I'm sure 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:33.360 it's not true, Christy. Watch your backhanded compliment for content. 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:36.159 I'm a young mom, so I'm pretty five really sis 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:39.400 two young boys and I was out at a party 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:40.880 and I someone walked from. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.680 The you know, for true kids. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:49.080 That okay. Something you should never comment on is parenting 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:52.279 or a woman's body after she's had children. 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.240 Just don't do it, yes, and even I can work 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:55.600 that out. 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.040 Yeah, just just there as you just don't go down 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.960 there exactly right, Catherine, Good morning. 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:01.560 Hi guys. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:06.200 So my daughter plays baseball and she's fifteen, and she 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.240 gets told that she plays really well for a girl, 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:12.920 and most times she's actually copying it from other females, 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:13.880 which is even worse. 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:17.840 Oh no, so our little producers are we here as 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:20.560 a fierce feminist and her face looks horrified right now? 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.760 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, not cool. 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:27.840 Yeah, that's ridiculous. Norelle, what have you got for us. 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:29.800 Yeah, I had a backhanded comment. 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:31.520 I was at work because I love. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:34.360 Quite a bit of weight, and all of a sudden 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:37.880 the girl came up to me and said, oh, you 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:39.360 look really well. 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:40.840 Have you put on weight? 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:48.120 It has to stop, Like commenting on people's weight, ever, 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:50.440 is so unacceptable. Don't you think just leave it? 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:52.960 Might just find something else to talk about. Maybe talk 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:54.520 about the weather. It's pretty cold at the midment. 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:57.280 Yeah, And if someone with the emotional intelligence of Andrew 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.520 Hayes can explain that to people, then it's just a 0:07:59.640 --> 0:07:59.840 no go. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.080 Is that what is even going on? Have you seen 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.960 the way that I run? Did you ever see me 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:06.720 play football earning or the way that I run? 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:09.840 Yeah, I've seen you run. I saw your running around 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:10.760 the Union loot the other. 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:14.480 Day, extremely upright. The way that I run, like real solid, 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:17.000 high knee lift. So I've had a couple of sessions 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:20.240 with Henry talk about kids being honest where I've had 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.400 a couple of sprints because we're playing football and it 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:23.240 will stopped me and going. 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:25.600 Dad, no, stop running like an idiot. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:28.440 Run properly like this, And I'm trying to explain to 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:29.640 him that's just how I run. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:31.800 The brutalness of youngsters. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.840 Yes, that's harsh, isn't it. Yeah, I didn't notice your 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.520 uprightedness when I saw you running the other day. I 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:40.319 didn't know it was a thing. It is according to Henry. 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.360 Because Henry it's going after me. 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:42.920 You know. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:43.760 Let's all share though. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:46.080 If you've got a little example of those backhanded compliments, 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:47.000 still text them through as well. 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:49.240 I fall double nine, no on nine, So you. 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.080 Can take us out on a little humble brag about 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:52.679 how far you run the other day as well. What 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.560 do you well, you always go? Just just did twenty one? Guys? 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.240 Well, I'll be sure it actually was nineteen, but it's 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:00.640 just a number at the end of the day. 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:02.199 Yeah, much, and. 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:04.840 Then I was I was sore for the next three days. 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:09.439 But a good distance for someone my age. Jody, you 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:16.960 look fantastic this morning. Does this music doinging for you? 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:21.520 Because you've rolled in this morning and you are Helga 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:28.360 from Hey Arnold. That's how aggressively pronounced your eyebrows are 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:32.080 this morning, Arnold. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:35.960 You know who that is? 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:43.640 Google hell from hey Arnold, Hey Arnold. Oh no, yeah, 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:45.160 while you're doing that, I'll just paint a bit of 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:49.240 a picture you rolled in this morning. You rolled in 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:52.040 this morning thinking no one would notice, And I got 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:53.840 to say, I don't make eye contact with the until 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:55.840 about two or three minutes in, and then it just 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:59.000 hit me, you've aggressively had your brows done. 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:03.160 Okay, alright, So this is how it unfolds each and 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.680 every time I have my brows done. For the first 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:07.840 twenty four hours, actually, I'm going to say for the 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:09.679 first forty eight, they're. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.120 Pretty intense, really intense. 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:12.280 It's pretty dark. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:15.800 But the shocking thing about this is I keep going 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:18.800 back to this same person, and I keep having the 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:22.839 same conversation. I've got really fair eyebrows, so please go 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:26.840 light brown and only keep the tint on for two 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:30.320 minutes max. That's all it needs, because if you go five, 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:33.880 which you frequently do, lady, then they're going to end 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:39.000 up like this you look like And so then I 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:41.680 have to send my husband a text and go, oh, look, 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.160 my eyebrows are really aggressive again, just not a word 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.440 to which he's like last night when I walked in 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:51.360 the house, he's like, and then chasing me around with 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:54.440 his camera phone trying to take a photo to send 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:55.800 it to the group family chat. 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:57.800 Exactly do you know what, you can spend thrown of 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:59.880 bucks on your hair and we won't notice he gets 0:10:59.880 --> 0:11:02.160 your brows done like that. I'm telling you this morning 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:03.600 as well. I wasn't looking at you for a fair 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:06.720 while and then I heard her and I looked at 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:10.199 him as your eyebrows screaming at me, I said, WHOA, 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:13.720 calm down, guys, can we do this beauty disasters No. 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.960 Twenty four to ten? And can you be the official ambassador? 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:21.000 Okay, listen, I thought I gave you permission to be 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.080 mean about this for about two minutes and now you 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.040 want to stretch it out. But I think this might 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.920 be cathartic for me if other people call in and go, oh, 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:29.400 you know what, this also happened to me. 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.360 All right, So put it out there and in the meantime, 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:41.439 okay calling out just quickly gurgle helga from hayar. 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:43.720 I don't it's a beautiful picture. 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:46.080 Also, if you are one of those women who were 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.320 walking around Adelaide with one of those really pronounced ski 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:52.600 jump lips, give the call please thirteen twenty four ten, 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:54.080 because we're talking to you this morning. 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:55.959 Yes, beauty disasters, just. 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:57.520 Ten mili filler and that top lip. 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:00.840 Thanks, it's kind of christ if you had a beauty disaster. 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:05.280 No, it's just exactly the same as journey. The eyebrows done. 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:06.640 You try and plan it. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:10.800 So that nothing's happening, no out, no anything. Then the 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.960 grandson rings and says, can I come and sleep over? 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:14.319 Nana? 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:18.320 Yeah, okay, go pick him up. He's seven. After about 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:22.320 ten minutes when I'm chatting to his mom and all 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.679 of a sudden he comes over. He says, Nana, why 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:30.719 do you have your angry eyebrows? Thought, I've done a 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:34.120 good job of hiding them with the friends. Yeah, obviously not. 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:36.679 And that just summed it up perfectly. And then when 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:40.640 I heard you colleagues number aggressive, they really are like 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:41.720 angry birds, aren't. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:43.880 Thank you. 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:46.520 Thank you for making me feel somewhat better this morning. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.880 Kirsty from Oakton your beauty disasters. 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:52.199 I thought it was a ranger. I could get away 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:55.080 with doing a steak tan myself. We got cream back 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:58.080 in the day and I put it all over myself 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.400 and I went so dark brown it was ridiculous. But 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:03.120 not only that I didn't exfoliate fast. I missed the 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:06.439 memo on that. Yeah, and I had dark brown elbows 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.360 and dark brown knees even darker than the rest of me. 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:12.600 And I looked like someone had punched me initially in 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:15.480 certain places on me, and it was not an attractive look. 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:18.319 And I could not get that fake tan off for weeks. 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:20.160 Not to mention being a ranger. It's not like all 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:23.240 of a sudden I could tan that was obvious that. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:24.160 It was so. 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.240 Yeah, you've got your hot spots on your knees and 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:31.120 your elbows, your pad's on, ready to go skating. 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:32.840 The worst is when your knees and your elbows go 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:34.240 that real tender orange. 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.560 Yeah, And that's when you know, like straight up, you're like, 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:37.839 this is this is not real? 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:41.079 Honestly, my advice is don't mess around with tans by yourself. 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.480 And I produces. Ali likes Steve. She likes to get 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:47.679 BINDI her mom to give her. Like the thought of 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.240 standing naked in front of your mum was she tns 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:51.679 you is a little odd to me. 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:55.440 Just in a little iaty bitty G string in the like. 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:56.480 The paper G string. 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.199 There's not offering any protection at all. 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:03.079 Okay, let's go to where we going. Kirby, good morning, 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:06.240 Good morning guys, how are you good? What happened beauty disaster. 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.400 So I had never had my eyebrows done, and I thought, 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:11.439 I'll give it a crack. Everyone does it. It's the 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:14.720 new kind of thing where everyone brows are just the thing. Yep, 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.000 and I've got really fair eyebrows like you. And I 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:19.280 went in and I said, yep, the lighter. She's like, yeah, 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:21.000 I'll do the lighters. I'll do it for the shortest 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:23.760 time so it won't look great. I walked out looking 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:24.920 like Read from Angry Birds. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:29.280 Yes, No, Read from Angry Birds has got the most 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:32.360 aggressively pronounced dark hard as you've ever seen. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.640 And I was like, oh my god. And I was 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:38.640 like googling all these ways of how to make them lighter, 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.520 and I even did the whole baking soda and like 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:45.080 water pasting and I had everything, and I was like, no, 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:46.880 I made them redder. And I'm like, oh, no, another 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.040 red and angry like they were. So I'm like, I 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.640 need to stop. So I just left it and kind 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:54.440 of just staated as red to Angry Birds for like 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:56.200 four days. But yeah, it was great. 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:58.840 Just google Red from Angry Birds. I think I can 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.760 see what you're saying. How goody brows that did you 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:02.760 hide away, Kirby? 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:04.960 No, I had to go to work. It was even 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:07.160 better because all my regular customers were like, what did 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.640 you do? And I'm like, thank It wasn't like, oh, you. 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:10.920 Look great, it was just what did you do? 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:12.160 What have you done? 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:12.720 Your face? 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:15.640 All sorts of trouble when you were about Clive at 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.320 work and you're just trying to hide your eyebrows. 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:18.520 Let's go to Steff. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:21.080 Hi. Guys, Hi you had a waxing incident. 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:23.640 Yeah, so I went to get. 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:27.160 My eyebrows wax and they dropped hot wax over my eyelashes. 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:29.800 Oh and what singed them off? 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:33.920 No? So this was actually on Valentine's Day, you know. 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:35.920 So I'm like, final was nice? So you go out 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:36.360 to dinner? 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:40.400 Yeah, and they're like, oh, like we'll fix it, and like. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:44.280 Had to like use one hundred percent a code remove 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:48.480 the wax from my eyelashes. Wow, And yeah, I ended 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:50.440 up like having quite a red eye afterwards. 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.120 Yeah, my goodness. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:56.120 This wasn't a beauty salon in someone's backyard, was it 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:57.040 by chance? Steph? 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:59.840 No, it was like in a shopping center. 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:01.160 Yeah. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.160 Also that might have been mistaken. 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:05.000 Tell me you got it for free at least. 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:07.880 Yeah, I like told him I wasn't going to pay 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.720 for it, and I was like no, Like I could 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:12.200 have ended up with no eyelashes. 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:14.480 Yeah, completely fair enough. 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:17.080 I love that stuff's gone in and on. It's nice 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:19.400 new brows and lost her lashes as a process. 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:23.640 Cheez. I mean, beauty sometimes can be paying for. That's 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:24.280 quite the journey. 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.120 Doesn't all come naturally to all of us, like a 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:30.080 dusty you and born with a face like that. 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:33.200 Yeah, all these big bushy brown eyebrows are quite natural. 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:35.200 I have to pretend them for five minutes or whatever 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.640 it is. You guys do you're the ambassador for beauty disasters. 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:40.840 You got a favorite call this morning to join your 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:42.520 little crew, your little gang. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:43.800 I did like misfits. 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:48.240 I did like like Kirby and little angry angry bird eyebrows. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:52.560 He congratulations, Gervy. We've got a school holiday pack for you. Thanks, 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:56.360 very good stuff. Alreading Cinema voucher in Tonto, the beach 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:58.800 House voucher as well. The beach House Purp guest National 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:00.600 in front Field Day. It's more fun their house the 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:02.440 beach House. Well, what have you learneds? 0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:05.560 I've learned that it's Okay, to switch things up and 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:06.680 go and try someone else. 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:09.680 I'll bet you in the next six months health and 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:10.120 you get it done. 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:12.919 Oh it's probably I don't know, once every month and. 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:15.359 A half, right, Okay, I guarantee you next time you 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:17.440 come back in here, and you'll be an extended version 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.160 of Red from Angry Birds and gosh, we'll have fun 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:20.359 with it. 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:24.679 Ed's feedback. Let's talk about Jo Jonah. I'm a circle 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:28.800 for Joe Jonas. What a gorgeous man he is. He 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:31.240 done third Brother and the Jonas Brothers. 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:37.240 He's the headline for a phenomenon that's sweeping across Hollywood 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:40.280 and Australia, and that is the use of botox. 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:42.760 It's a fine line, isn't it. 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.879 Andrew Hayes, yeh will he's come out, he's teamed up 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:47.159 with a brand over in the States. Say he's very 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:48.960 open and honest about it. And this is a bloke 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:52.879