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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast Big Day Yesterday, Fitz,

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Speaker 1: you're not going to believe it. I got a phone

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Speaker 1: call and it was from the Real Housewives of Sydney.

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Speaker 1: They said, we've heard about this book, The Far Too

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Speaker 1: Personal Trainer, and I believe it's about a personal trainer

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Speaker 1: that likes married women in the eastern suburbs of Sydney.

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Speaker 1: I didn't need to look too much further, if you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. They would have eaten this up.

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Speaker 1: The girls, Oh my god. And you know what, if

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Speaker 1: you haven't yet purchased your book, the books have landed.

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Speaker 1: We've got them here, They're in the studio. Go to

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Speaker 1: the fartoo Personal Trainer dot com the code word for

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Speaker 1: today for twenty percent off. Three letters MDG Matt de

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Speaker 1: Groot's last day. We celebrate him. What was interesting? And

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Speaker 1: I know that you like this. You'll love a laugh.

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Speaker 1: Jess will have a laugh, Oli'll have a laugh. I

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Speaker 1: didn't laugh, Tom, I know, I thought it was the

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Speaker 1: funniest thing in the world. I went around to Nicole's

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Speaker 1: house fits one of the girls, Nicole, Victoria and Caroline.

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Speaker 1: They were the three girls that were going to be

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Speaker 1: there to do a reading. Here's the thing. There was

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Speaker 1: one more woman there, and I didn't expect her to

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Speaker 1: be there. Tom had organized something that he thought was

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Speaker 1: very funny, what.

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Speaker 2: To stitch up?

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Speaker 1: And as I walked into Nicole's house, I noticed that

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Speaker 1: fourth woman sitting on the couch. Have a listen. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so do you enjoy reading soft porn?

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Speaker 2: Yes, we're given the opportunity.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, not often, very keen to read the latest novel.

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Speaker 1: But I'm so excited, apparently not privileged to be a

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Speaker 1: part of that. No, you haven't read even an excerpt. Leave.

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Speaker 1: My son is not keen for me to actually read

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Speaker 1: a green page one. Oh that's a bit of a

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Speaker 1: worry that my husband doesn't see any of this today,

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Speaker 1: because I don't want him to think i'd be reading

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Speaker 1: this book to him everyone. Tom had organized my mother

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Speaker 1: to be sitting there on the couch.

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Speaker 2: The beautiful Chris Scream Whipfley.

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Speaker 1: But what you didn't hear then? Not Chris scream?

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Speaker 2: My apologies?

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Speaker 1: Do you mean scream or brisboe old Chrispy. I would

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Speaker 1: have preferred pristine. She'd be perfect in the movie. No,

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Speaker 1: she wouldn't be good in the movie. No, that role

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Speaker 1: has been taken. Kate Ritchie's continuing to audition for that,

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Speaker 1: and maybe Claire Vizsel could get a run. But no,

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Speaker 1: Christine had to very quickly be removed from the premises.

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Speaker 1: She got the boot, she was gone. And then there

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Speaker 1: were three. We had Nicole, Victoria and Caroline to sit

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Speaker 1: down on the beautiful house. You know these girls, they

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Speaker 1: do it in style. They're all dressed up. I bought

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Speaker 1: some champagne fits and you know, we poured a glass.

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Speaker 1: The bubbles were there, the giggles were there, and we

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Speaker 1: decided to have a read. The thing was, as we

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Speaker 1: were reading through the book, a couple of really curly

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Speaker 1: questions came up. Victoria was doing the reading.

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Speaker 2: The third most challenging question of all time is what

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Speaker 2: defines cheating?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: And how do I get the fluff out of my

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Speaker 2: belly button?

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Speaker 1: Let us stick to the cheating.

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Speaker 2: These questions for me. If you're reading this and sitting

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Speaker 2: next to your partner, throw a few of these at them.

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Speaker 1: Can I throw them to the girls?

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Speaker 2: Is dancing with another girl at a nightclub cheating?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, you do it?

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Speaker 1: Offered never, But.

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Speaker 2: He's thinking about another person when you're having sex cheating

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Speaker 2: I hope not.

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Speaker 1: Ladies, Tommy, the censorship guy, the human censorship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's it got raunchier than that too. My

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Speaker 2: horn was going off all afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Sorry mate, you've been arrested for that before, Do not

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Speaker 1: do it again. Yeah, that was at a bus stop.

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Speaker 1: This was different fits because he was at a private home.

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Speaker 1: He's horn and his siren was just raging all day long.

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Speaker 2: I haven't slept guns, but no, how wonderful weather.

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Speaker 1: Ladies, did you think that was funny organizing my mum

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Speaker 1: to do.

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Speaker 2: She was great and you should see the look on

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Speaker 2: Whip's face. We'll put the video up soon on our Instagram.

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Speaker 2: But you work in complete shock when you saw the

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Speaker 2: beautiful Christine.

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Speaker 1: Christine still trying to get a sorry mate on the sofa, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: still trying to get a hands on the copy of

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Speaker 1: the book, mum, The Books of Land and None will

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Speaker 1: land in your lap. I know that much, which is

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Speaker 1: great news. Thank you to the Calf for having me

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Speaker 1: at the house yesterday. All that footage you can see.

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Speaker 1: Where are we going to get it up, Tommy?

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Speaker 2: It'll go on to Instagram, Yeah, very soon, going all.

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Speaker 1: Right, catch the real Housewives with Sydney on Binge, new

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Speaker 1: episodes dropping Tuesday. Ditsy and Wepa with Kate Ritchie is

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