Speaker 1: Get your every day adelaide. How did your speed back?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I hope you're prepared for some this week, because look,
Speaker 3: let me preface this by saying, you've got a newborn
Speaker 3: baby at the home. You're a little bit tired. You've
Speaker 3: made a couple of small errors.
Speaker 4: Okay, not the only one, so Zabby.
Speaker 1: Stop throwing Stop throwing stones at Jody from your beautiful
Speaker 1: glass hound.
Speaker 4: Maybe I have a newborn at home, and that's why
Speaker 4: I'm tired. Okay, you guys know everything about my life,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 3: I know it wouldn't surprise me for one second.
Speaker 1: All Right, this week's installment of Jody's diary. Enjoy everyone
Speaker 1: except for.
Speaker 3: Me, Mabby, dear diary. Well, my good friend Andrew summed
Speaker 3: up his own week beautifully with one little weird sound
Speaker 3: what's happening?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: And when he wasn't being an absolute weirdo, he was
Speaker 3: doing his best Jessica Simpson impression. Crazy you catch me
Speaker 3: terrifying that you know the lyrics to that song?
Speaker 4: Is anyone else horrified?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: My very lozard goodness.
Speaker 4: I think Hazy thinks he's Jessica Simsilf.
Speaker 1: And Dukes of Hazard and it's.
Speaker 6: Like you've always had the magic touch.
Speaker 3: Oh mate, weren't you just slaying it on community radio?
Speaker 1: Come out next jokes South Australian conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: This is so exciting and this.
Speaker 1: Is right in the wheelhouse of news reader Abby. Yes,
Speaker 1: how I'm going to get in here talk about that next.
Speaker 1: And if you've got one, get involved with thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four ten er cents a peck so for O, double o.
Speaker 3: I'm sucked it up, plain cheat for me so far.
Speaker 3: But if anyone was going to trip me up, it
Speaker 3: was bloody Britney.
Speaker 1: In the middle of their photos and in particular their
Speaker 1: photos of her when she had the knife and she
Speaker 1: was half an aked and she was dancing around on Instagram.
Speaker 4: Do you want me to contact her people and ask
Speaker 4: them to include it for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Just ask your mum thanks to yeah, or her dad,
Speaker 1: which is in control?
Speaker 3: Dad dad anymore in control of the conservership?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it must conservators ship. I can never say it's
Speaker 4: a bit like kless and it's.
Speaker 3: Oops. Indeed, I messed up again? Did pilarates last night?
Speaker 3: Filling yen whatever? Goodn't careless.
Speaker 1: Let's see how that works out for you. Feeling very indeed,
Speaker 1: where does it feel like to feel Japanese cancer?
Speaker 3: I mean, the joke's on you because it's a combination
Speaker 3: of ying.
Speaker 4: And yang and zen.
Speaker 1: Ah is that what it is?
Speaker 4: Oh God?
Speaker 3: Is that jers or yen or gen z?
Speaker 1: It's another story coming out of the jed Zen a
Speaker 1: little group of people.
Speaker 4: Did you mean jed z or gen Zen?
Speaker 1: Gen Z?
Speaker 4: What do I mean?
Speaker 3: What both of us mean? You know who else took
Speaker 3: to feeling in far too far? Was in the newsroom
Speaker 3: who slept in and completely missed the morning? It bere
Speaker 3: We got to mention wake up.
Speaker 6: Everybody's wake up, Jeff.
Speaker 3: We really need you wake up, sweetie.
Speaker 4: Free space when I couldn't do a push up.
Speaker 7: It wasn't a Judge free space?
Speaker 6: Yeah back sweet.
Speaker 3: And the rest of the week was dedicated to caffeine
Speaker 3: and our fervent hope that Abby in the newsroom would
Speaker 3: have some to cure her resting face. You cannot start
Speaker 3: your day without a decent coffee.
Speaker 1: It's so true.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you we have one of those weirdo decaf.
Speaker 1: Numbers decaf coffees.
Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong with decaf coffee, thank you?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, is there a correlation between the fact
Speaker 3: that you're always grumpy and you have deca coffee.
Speaker 4: I'm just won't.
Speaker 3: It's just a valid question.
Speaker 4: He's probably right, but I'm never going to admit that's true.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go for drinks with Abby and
Speaker 1: we have some virgin dakeries.
Speaker 3: No, thank you, Oh, Abby's having another mocked. We like
Speaker 3: to give away free coffee, and it was a case
Speaker 3: of look, mum, no hands in Jody and Hazy's cafe. Nay,
Speaker 3: say you forget to give away a week's worth of coffee,
Speaker 3: then perhaps you have to be in the new to
Speaker 3: drink it. Yeah, maybe that's the stipulation.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool, I'm happy with that. Right now, as I'm
Speaker 1: frotting this last.
Speaker 4: A he is crossing it with your hands heavy.
Speaker 3: One of the reason graduate from tapes how to say
Speaker 3: phone numbers.
Speaker 4: On radio course.
Speaker 8: It up.
Speaker 3: Just relax, filling yen whatever and let Jessica Simpson take
Speaker 3: you into your weekend crazy.
Speaker 4: Go off Kings and queens.
Speaker 3: Oh my love, Jody. If you've been waiting to skip
Speaker 3: the school holiday crowns for your next trip, now is
Speaker 3: your chance.
Speaker 1: You take a sneaky weekend with what if dot Com.
Speaker 3: Just imagine all those empty beach book.
Speaker 1: Of coordination and more on the water.
Speaker 3: If that what if it's Ozzie for travel.
Speaker 1: Always bouncing down south south coast represent Actually, do you
Speaker 1: know what?
Speaker 9: That's a good one, you know, going down south, driving
Speaker 9: from the city down south. And this reminds me. Have
Speaker 9: you guys been doing you guys have been talking about
Speaker 9: the lies that your parents feed you when you were kids. Yes, yes,
Speaker 9: so the one that dad used to say to me
Speaker 9: all the time. Do you know whether Victoria Hotel is
Speaker 9: o'hala and hill there main south road, So you know,
Speaker 9: there was that rough terrain on the side there. So
Speaker 9: there was a few hills like you know hills, and
Speaker 9: that flowing along there. One of the hills there was
Speaker 9: a big sort of I don't know it was. There
Speaker 9: was all this rough terrain and it was cut out
Speaker 9: of one of the hills. And growing up, Dad used
Speaker 9: to tell me, see there that is broken hill.
Speaker 1: Because it's broken.
Speaker 9: And I always said to me the kids at school
Speaker 9: there were two lives that Dad told me, and I
Speaker 9: would go to the kids and said, yeah, we said,
Speaker 9: we we saw broken ill on the weekend. How much
Speaker 9: traveling do you do because the other one was Splashdown
Speaker 9: water slide park at nor Lounger. There was only two slides,
Speaker 9: the Orbiter and the Screamer, right, Yeah, but Dad used
Speaker 9: to tell us that it was wet and wild. So
Speaker 9: when we were kids, we would go to school and go,
Speaker 9: Yeah we went wet mild on the weekend, and all
Speaker 9: the kids would go.
Speaker 1: How are you going to the Gold Coast affording this?
Speaker 7: It's incredible.
Speaker 4: Guy's rich, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 9: So that's a big shout out to meet Fitzgerald, big
Speaker 9: fat liar down south and still is still alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Good parenting parent. It's the best
Speaker 1: done best down south. Yeah fitsy. Other thing you were
Speaker 1: talking about this morning as well, was you potentially faked
Speaker 1: the situation and get out of pain for a meal.
Speaker 1: Bloke over in Spain twenty times faked a heart attack
Speaker 1: at a restaurant to get out of pain. Finally caught
Speaker 1: up with him.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they're doing the bolt. I mean we look, we
Speaker 9: didn't do it too much. There was junk food corner
Speaker 9: down at all Lunger had which had that ad machas KFC,
Speaker 9: and also you had Pizza Hut down there and all
Speaker 9: you could eat pizza heart. I think that that's shut
Speaker 9: down because the local kids that when it was time
Speaker 9: to pay, already hundred meters down the ram, the big one.
Speaker 9: Can I tell you a story when I was at
Speaker 9: Mitsubishi making seats, the one that I learned from all
Speaker 9: the older blakes at Mitsi's And if anyone works in
Speaker 9: a factory with a lot of workers, they.
Speaker 1: Used to teach me.
Speaker 9: They used to get the paper every morning on the
Speaker 9: way to work, really early, and you would go to
Speaker 9: the habituaries and you would see if you had a
Speaker 9: common surname jod'es. You could always if someone died with
Speaker 9: the same surname as you, you could go into work,
Speaker 9: show the obituary and say, oh, that was my uncle,
Speaker 9: and we've got to we've got together get together as
Speaker 9: a family today and talk about the funeral and get.
Speaker 1: A day off. That's good.
Speaker 9: I was going to question it, no one because it's
Speaker 9: in the obituaries, it's in the advertiser.
Speaker 3: We had a funny moment where we thought of you
Speaker 3: during the week speaking of Mitsubishi, because we as part
Speaker 3: of the Saint John Holme Lottery, a ranger guy and
Speaker 3: we were like okay, mate, this is fed inkam you.
Speaker 3: You can either choose between one hundred thousand dollars or
Speaker 3: a luxury vehicle. And we listed all the vehicles and
Speaker 3: it was like a Lexus, it's the big dogs BMW
Speaker 3: say this and he's given it this one. I kid
Speaker 3: you not. He goes probably pass on the car. I'll
Speaker 3: work at Mitsubishi.
Speaker 1: It felt like he's about to go on a big
Speaker 1: spiel about how Piguero is the best biggle on the planet.
Speaker 9: Yeah, good on, buy yourself an Outlander and give me
Speaker 9: the cash, one hundred thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 3: And when he dropped the yells bissy, We're all like, well,
Speaker 3: so did Fitzy.
Speaker 9: He's a Donsley boy.
Speaker 3: Needless to say, he took the one hundred grand is.
Speaker 9: It was a great And there's a lot of people
Speaker 9: that I still run into from Mitsubishi, and a lot
Speaker 9: of blokes that I still go and visit in Yettlow
Speaker 9: and that are doing very very well. Shout out there
Speaker 9: to Brian Smart. He was our bosses represent tons represent
Speaker 9: We used to go to Tonsley Hotel for lunch, which is
Speaker 9: a bit stupid coming back half tank putting seats together.
Speaker 3: People driving around?
Speaker 1: Guys, can we stop the line?
Speaker 9: I've stapled my thumb to the seats, can't feel a thing.
Speaker 3: There's just blokes driving around marrying a mix on a
Speaker 3: forty five degree angle, going what's doing this seat?
Speaker 9: I've got to stop drinking woodstocks at lunch.
Speaker 1: Oh love you?
Speaker 9: Any foody, no footy harvest rock next week to Freddy,
Speaker 9: I'm not going to be with.
Speaker 1: You, absolutely, and then I'm going to have another beer
Speaker 1: a fitz you. I sent Fitzy message saying happy birthday
Speaker 1: because I tell everyone that we're best mates.
Speaker 7: It's one side that's completely fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we're back who is We're of the
Speaker 1: agreement that you'll have one beer with me, and then
Speaker 1: I've got a disappear. I can't anything.
Speaker 9: There'll be an awkward moment and go all right, Hazy,
Speaker 9: good to see you, mat.
Speaker 1: I'll say, so, can I get on your shoulders yet?
Speaker 1: Or I'll get off my shoulders Fitzy.
Speaker 7: We'll see you next week again, all right, love you guys.
Speaker 1: I'm hazy six a m coffee who was a copy
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four ten and not just a coffee, maybe
Speaker 1: a week's worth of coffee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we like to do here, and you
Speaker 3: know we've got a big show coming up, so you
Speaker 3: probably need to be caffeinated for it. Just so you're
Speaker 3: as up and about as we're going to be.
Speaker 1: Let's also talk about something you screwed to you, Joseph
Speaker 1: fronting work today when clearly you might be a little
Speaker 1: bit underweather and maybe sitting there going WHOA, who's that
Speaker 1: co host with Hazy? Is it the Great Miley Cyrus?
Speaker 4: Journey is usually the part that you remember it anyways.
Speaker 1: Yes, maybe it is. You got some real Miley Cyrus
Speaker 1: vibes with that voice at the moment. He works for Miley,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: And there was some suggestion that I wouldn't be well
Speaker 3: enough to come into work. But to come in this
Speaker 3: morning and to have you rip the piss out of me,
Speaker 3: it's been all worth it.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 3: Journey is usually the part that you remember anyways, So true,
Speaker 3: Jo's I hate you sometimes I shouldn't have stayed in
Speaker 3: bed and left you to your own device.
Speaker 7: You did last Friday.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you it was wonderful too. You should
Speaker 4: do it more often.
Speaker 3: I was tempted this morning. Don't worry about Michelle from Glenowery.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning, how are you.
Speaker 3: I'm well, it's hazy and Miley. Here. We are you
Speaker 3: off to this morning?
Speaker 5: I'm currently sitting outside my son's work picking him up,
Speaker 5: which I do every single morning at six am to
Speaker 5: see weeks night shift.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, Michelle.
Speaker 5: And then I go home, take my husband and then
Speaker 5: I log on a work all day.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Now I feel bad for complaining about having Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Now after I work.
Speaker 5: From home though, so I'm a little bit.
Speaker 11: Lucky with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's nice, but it's also hard, Michelle, because you
Speaker 3: don't you find you get distracted by washing and doing
Speaker 3: the okay, oh.
Speaker 5: I get more distractive in the office if.
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, right, fair enough, Hi, Michelle, what are we having?
Speaker 1: What's your post this morning?
Speaker 5: I'd love a skinny last.
Speaker 1: The sugars three four sugars as well.
Speaker 5: I know sugar said. I'm working from home, so I'm
Speaker 5: not giving any exercise, don't need the sugar.
Speaker 1: And of course, me being the good Barissa that I am,
Speaker 1: I always say when people say that you're sweet enough,
Speaker 1: you don't any sugar.
Speaker 4: That's good. Well done, Michelle.
Speaker 3: Coffee for you for a week enjoys. Thank you so much,
Speaker 3: Sea Michelle. Yes, that's that's good mothering, isn't it unbelievable?
Speaker 3: I'd be like your own way.
Speaker 1: I wish I had a mother like that.
Speaker 12: She was.
Speaker 3: She still What's what you're waking up to, Adelaide's to
Speaker 3: snooze news.
Speaker 1: A lot of stuff going on, a lot of and what.
Speaker 3: We do is we like to take the top three
Speaker 3: stories and just jam them into one little segment, so
Speaker 3: when you wake up, you can go to work and
Speaker 3: you can be edumicated about what's going on. And let's
Speaker 3: go to Abby in the newsroom. First.
Speaker 4: Hello, Sorry, I'm having some technical difficulties this morning. I'm
Speaker 4: hearing some weird noises.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 3: What you genuinely do when this situation is push on and.
Speaker 4: Ignore, Yes, but it's I can't seem to do that anyway.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to talk and hopefully you can hear me.
Speaker 4: The cleanup will continue to say. At the Pagoda Chinese
Speaker 4: restaurant in Frouville. So it was a large kitchen fire overnight.
Speaker 4: Now luckily there's not too much damage, but some cooking
Speaker 4: oil was left and a seventy year old man was
Speaker 4: taken to hospital with minor burns. It's a beautiful little
Speaker 4: restaurant on Glen Osmond Road. I've been there. I went
Speaker 4: there a few years ago. I'm due to go back,
Speaker 4: but it's yeah, it might need a little bit of
Speaker 4: help and Adelaide rulling behind them just to sort of
Speaker 4: get back on their feet. So that happened yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 4: I would assume that they would be closed for a
Speaker 4: little bit this morning, but hopefully they'll reopen soon.
Speaker 3: Very nice. I did some amazing things yesterday. We did
Speaker 3: like a little wrap on ten news. First of all
Speaker 3: the things that are going on in Adelaide. So firstly
Speaker 3: went down to the Lucky dumpling market. That looks incredible.
Speaker 3: Two weeks and guess how many dumplings that they anticipate
Speaker 3: that they will sell over the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: One point four billion. And that's just to you. That's
Speaker 4: just tonight. I've pre ordered them.
Speaker 3: No, they sold three hundred thousand last week last year,
Speaker 3: and this year they anticipate that they're going to sell
Speaker 3: four hundred thousand dumplings.
Speaker 7: Wow, beat your own record.
Speaker 3: I had a sample yesterday. Oh my giddy aunt.
Speaker 1: But you did you forgot the chewed in you ate
Speaker 1: it like a duck.
Speaker 3: You will find me on Saturday with my children like
Speaker 3: literally in the torrens like a duck, just with a
Speaker 3: whole dumplings. He's going.
Speaker 4: My advice is don't chew them, just do it like
Speaker 4: oysters and just sucks.
Speaker 1: He's just wasting time.
Speaker 3: So true. And then we went across to ton Andy,
Speaker 3: which is the new First Nation's Festival that is happening
Speaker 3: at the Art Gallery of South Australia. And I had
Speaker 3: the absolute pleasure yesterday of meeting Vincent Namajira. Now he
Speaker 3: painted that iconic picture that won the Archibald Prize of
Speaker 3: him with Adam Goods, and so he was standing in
Speaker 3: front of it yesterday and he was talking about the
Speaker 3: painting and what it meant to him and how it
Speaker 3: broke his heart that Adam Goods was tree the way
Speaker 3: he was in the latter years of his career, and
Speaker 3: also was touched on the no vote as well, and
Speaker 3: he just said, I just wanted a better future for
Speaker 3: the regional kids, regional Aboriginal kids, and he was genuine
Speaker 3: I nearly cried. He was genuinely so upset about what's
Speaker 3: just transpired in Adam Goods, Adam good Yeah, he's incredible.
Speaker 1: His meed of Adam Goods a lot yep.
Speaker 3: So that was really lovely. And what was the third
Speaker 3: thing I did?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I saw the preview of the w BBL. So the
Speaker 3: Adelaide Strikers, they obviously won the whole shebang last year,
Speaker 3: but they did a doco on it. It's a fifty minute
Speaker 3: docco and it just navigates their journey throughout the season
Speaker 3: and it was such a great insight into the change
Speaker 3: rooms of these girls and how hard they work and
Speaker 3: all that hard work coming to fruition with the Premiership.
Speaker 3: So it was really really cool thing to watch.
Speaker 1: The stuff go the striker news.
Speaker 3: For me yesterday I did some stuff. God will be croaky,
Speaker 3: I know, especially with a belly full of dumplings.
Speaker 4: Wow, what an achievement.
Speaker 1: A couple of bits of news coming out of the AFL
Speaker 1: both List boy Yo boy Elijah Holins who is now
Speaker 1: part of the Carton Football Club. So he's got a
Speaker 1: court date or had a court date for possessing a
Speaker 1: prohibited substance which is not good. So that eventually will
Speaker 1: be sorted out and probably get a strike. And I'm
Speaker 1: not sure what happens in the courts is But the
Speaker 1: other one, and this one's where it's very tricky, is
Speaker 1: that the Demons, and that is Joel Smith who returned
Speaker 1: a positive test for cocaine after a game in season.
Speaker 1: So this is where it gets really really tricky because
Speaker 1: if it's out of competition, then you get a strike
Speaker 1: and all sorts of things. But it's not a big
Speaker 1: deal in terms of course the big deal. It's not
Speaker 1: good to ingest illicit substance. But because it was in
Speaker 1: competition phase, potentially he's up for a four year ban.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: So what happens now is they need to prove that
Speaker 1: he didn't do it on the game on the day
Speaker 1: of the game itself, and if they can prove that,
Speaker 1: then he'll probably a three month band.
Speaker 4: Surely you're not doing that before you're running out onto
Speaker 4: the footy field.
Speaker 1: Surely probably not has. But then the other question is there,
Speaker 1: and that is if it is in your system for
Speaker 1: what two or three days, you potentially ingesting a listit
Speaker 1: substance on say.
Speaker 4: A Thursday, Yeah, and why are you risking it with
Speaker 4: your career?
Speaker 3: I mean everyone has different preparations. I remember hearing that
Speaker 3: Eddie Betts would go to Subway twice before a game.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, just clicked on that. I mean I read
Speaker 1: Ben Cousins book documentary and one of his things was
Speaker 1: he said he would he would have a huge night
Speaker 1: on a list of substances, huge weekend, turn up on
Speaker 1: a Monday and go to twenty laps of a pool.
Speaker 1: Each lap that he would get it out. He would
Speaker 1: drink a six hundred meal bottle of water, so he's
Speaker 1: basically swimming and urinating at the same time. Drug tests
Speaker 1: were there and you pass the test.
Speaker 7: Wow, goodness me Wow, I wouldn't recommend them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't coommend doing that.
Speaker 3: And also just the very fact that he would plan
Speaker 3: his drug use around the roster, so he knew where
Speaker 3: he was going to be at any given weekend, and
Speaker 3: he knew when he was going to have a big
Speaker 3: night and how long it would take to get out
Speaker 3: of his system.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable freshits and throwback. This is no varie machine. Look
Speaker 1: you go, ready, what's the weekend?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Head on. The only way a vending machine knows how
Speaker 3: that is true.
Speaker 7: That's very, very true.
Speaker 1: Solid reputation vending machines for really leaving no stone unturned.
Speaker 3: And this is how it works. We have three questions.
Speaker 3: You just need to get the third one right and
Speaker 3: then you get yourself a crack at the vending machine.
Speaker 3: So many cool prizes on the line. She's best twenty
Speaker 3: twenty three tickets Earthquake Studios Bylola five hundred. The list
Speaker 3: goes on and on.
Speaker 1: Andrew Hoes, let's go to Matelnands, Let's go to Brittany Ala. Brittany,
Speaker 1: how are you good? How are you nervous?
Speaker 3: Nerv you'd be okay because I pretty much just gave
Speaker 3: away the first answer to the first question. So you're
Speaker 3: a third of the way there, Brittany. What TV show
Speaker 3: is this theme for.
Speaker 12: It?
Speaker 4: To Brittany tead, I'm nervous, don't be nervous.
Speaker 1: Just to tag it head on, light the vending machine.
Speaker 1: Work three two. Oh my gosh, you are living on
Speaker 1: the edge of Britain, Brittany Walter, entertainer.
Speaker 3: Question number two. What geometric shape is generally used for
Speaker 3: stop signs?
Speaker 13: What's the word for it?
Speaker 3: That's why we're asking.
Speaker 1: Three.
Speaker 7: So thanks for the journey there, Brittany.
Speaker 3: Brit That was some highs and lows, wasn't it. Let's
Speaker 3: go to Mitch from low or hey, Mitch, there is Mitch.
Speaker 1: Sorry, don't pull you up there, mate. How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 3: Thank you great, Mitch. Mitch, can you tell us what
Speaker 3: geometric shape is generally used for stop signs?
Speaker 13: Is it an optagon?
Speaker 3: Thank goodness? Certainly not a circle?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 3: Question number three for a crack at the vending machine, Mitch,
Speaker 3: which spice girl was Victoria Beckham sing?
Speaker 1: You know the words Mitch, congratulations, great man done.
Speaker 3: Just because you sung along to Jessica Simpson verbatim word
Speaker 3: for word during the week.
Speaker 1: She is such a guilty pleasure some of these old
Speaker 1: nineties pop songs.
Speaker 3: And no, Mitch, I need a letter between A and
Speaker 3: C please A N D C A N C B okay,
Speaker 3: and a number between two and six four right four
Speaker 3: four gets in.
Speaker 1: Before we got.
Speaker 3: Machine, just to let you know sometimes we have to
Speaker 3: really dismantle the vending.
Speaker 1: Machine to take its face off Nicholas ca style.
Speaker 3: Mitch, you want to avoid the chips here, this is
Speaker 3: the key. Yeah. Yeah, Well you have done that, and
Speaker 3: you've won an Amazon Alexa Echo Pop smart speaker.
Speaker 1: If you don't, Yeah, I dare say that's one of
Speaker 1: the prizes. That I would absolutely love.
Speaker 7: Good well done, Mitch, they.
Speaker 3: Go fantastic weekend. I don't know. If you frequent the Woolshed,
Speaker 3: you'll probably see the six fifteen vending machine.
Speaker 7: Man especially you do a lot, but not anymore.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, good we all we all outgrow the Wolfshed
Speaker 3: at some point.
Speaker 1: And as we always say, Mitch, avoid the six fifteen
Speaker 1: vending machine. After a couple of Bundy and coach, Mitch.
Speaker 3: Thanks and that's all. Thanks to Amazon Alexa, you can
Speaker 3: easily listen to us at home with the Echo Pop
Speaker 3: smart speaker, just Alexa playing nover.
Speaker 1: What did that was?
Speaker 7: Wasn't it? Good stuff?
Speaker 2: Am?
Speaker 1: Coffee shouts yeah, six thirty six, let's do this once
Speaker 1: a cofee thirteen and twenty four to ten. Not just
Speaker 1: a coffee, a week's worth of coffee. Give us a bus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're more than happy to shout you coffee for
Speaker 3: an entire week. Apps in the newsroom thoughe just when
Speaker 3: was the season opening? Wind from the outline?
Speaker 4: Don't start with me, all right.
Speaker 3: You haven't had your decaf coffee yet.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna let you in in a little secret. I
Speaker 4: got a coffee on the way into work this morning.
Speaker 3: And it was a coffee.
Speaker 4: It was a coffee coffee. I'm tired. I'm tired this morning.
Speaker 4: I've been burning the candle at both ends and I
Speaker 4: wanted a coffee.
Speaker 3: You didn't go out again last night?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 3: Where'd you go?
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear? This is a really funny story. Yes,
Speaker 4: so I went to a thing called musical Bingo and
Speaker 4: I actually hosted the paper plane throwing competition.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: Yeah, wild.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we need to get your boyfriend thirteen O god
Speaker 3: Crelli from you downs. Good morning, good morning if ever
Speaker 3: participated in a paper plane throwing contest, Kelly.
Speaker 8: I have a six year old, so yeah, yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, every night.
Speaker 4: It's a thing. I tell you.
Speaker 1: We have a six year old too. She reads the
Speaker 1: news for us.
Speaker 3: Kel Where you're off to you this morning?
Speaker 8: Work?
Speaker 5: Unfortunately?
Speaker 4: Where do you work?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what can I get you here? Kelly?
Speaker 1: As I fire up the coffee.
Speaker 4: Machine, locker please.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not sure that I've heard that combination before.
Speaker 3: Just do your job and make the coffee.
Speaker 1: Please keep your special comments to yourself.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Barista, Kelly, We're going to shout your coffee for
Speaker 3: a week. Just get you on.
Speaker 4: Your way, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: That's amazing, You're so welcome. Have a lovely weekend.
Speaker 7: Stuff there, nice, isn't it?
Speaker 1: What about this story emerging overseas and credit where credits due?
Speaker 1: Fifty year old man faked heart attacks and over twenty
Speaker 1: rest trans in Spain to avoid paying bills.
Speaker 3: That's extreme.
Speaker 1: Originally the man was from Lithuania. He's been jailed after
Speaker 1: he failed to pay the fine for his theatrical skills,
Speaker 1: so on top of that, didn't have to pay back
Speaker 1: the restaurants, but got a fine, didn't pay that, tried
Speaker 1: to weasel his way out of that, and now he's
Speaker 1: going to jail. But being a weasel is what us
Speaker 1: blokes do best, wheeling other things.
Speaker 6: It's important to learn.
Speaker 4: It's what separates us from the animals.
Speaker 14: Of course, it's just us and the weasels.
Speaker 1: It's a skill in itself. For example, news reader Abby
Speaker 1: Yeah claimed last Friday, this time last week, can you
Speaker 1: believe it's been a week? Happy one week anniversary since
Speaker 1: Abby slept in?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Great sleep In of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Ayes, I missed my alarm.
Speaker 3: She didn't know because in her brain she's like, I'm tired,
Speaker 3: I don't want to go to work today. I'm sick
Speaker 3: of those two peanuts. And also if I sleep in
Speaker 3: then I still get paid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so one off. And it's a delicate balance as well,
Speaker 1: because at what stage do you tell work, yeah I'm awake,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Do they go na stay home?
Speaker 1: Versus well you better come in?
Speaker 4: Actually awkward. I forgot to put that I missed my shift,
Speaker 4: so and we got paid yet the same day. It's
Speaker 4: really interesting that in it.
Speaker 3: I don't think she's the only weasel in this little
Speaker 3: team of ours though, because I need to ask you
Speaker 3: this question, Andrew Hayes, is there a cafe in the
Speaker 3: central business district of Adelaide, South Australia.
Speaker 7: This is not fair that has.
Speaker 3: Not declined your card when you've gone to pay for
Speaker 3: coffee and or you're baking an egg roll. The sheer
Speaker 3: volume of times that we've been out with you where
Speaker 3: the lady behind the counter has awkwardly gone, oh sorry,
Speaker 3: that didn't go through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, little code fifty one.
Speaker 3: He knows what fifty one means now anyway, special shout
Speaker 3: out to those businesses this morning, Fresco, Larry and Lad
Speaker 3: Kiko and the two dollar coffee at x Cafe.
Speaker 6: We apologize.
Speaker 3: So just before we get into Battle on the Bangers,
Speaker 3: which is essentially two songs that go head to head,
Speaker 3: a jump on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page to
Speaker 3: cast your vote because this one is tight. But before
Speaker 3: we get into it, I just want to check that
Speaker 3: we're all still friends.
Speaker 4: Up with the diary. We're good.
Speaker 6: We're good. Abs.
Speaker 4: Nah, you know how you messaged me yesterday and said, oh, like,
Speaker 4: you know, just double checking. No, I'm off you now.
Speaker 3: I did check in with Abs yesterday just to say
Speaker 3: you're okay. If I ripped the p I double five
Speaker 3: out of you and the diary this week and she
Speaker 3: was like, okay, yeah, you know, we're all friends.
Speaker 4: I'd written out my Christmas cards for this year and
Speaker 4: now I've just torn yours up. So I'm devastating.
Speaker 1: This is probably a conversation there. But we'll have our vengeance,
Speaker 1: don't you just bang?
Speaker 9: Kid?
Speaker 1: And what I want to do before the end of
Speaker 1: the year, Let's have a little turn of a diary ourselves.
Speaker 3: I'll feel free. It's a lot of work for me,
Speaker 3: so I'm happy to hand over the pen and the
Speaker 3: diary to you and you can take over you too.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's done. I'll bring the things that I write
Speaker 4: down every night before I go to bed. So we've
Speaker 4: got some content that's going to be dark.
Speaker 10: All right.
Speaker 1: It's a bat a lot of the bangers. It can
Speaker 1: be very dark. Indeed, you chose a song jokes, now,
Speaker 1: who sings this? Alamas Morris sat yes, yes, said you're
Speaker 1: saying Alanis, and I was like, oh, he's a Lanis
Speaker 1: Lalas Morisset.
Speaker 4: I stand by that.
Speaker 3: It can be either Alarms or Alanis.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Unless you are actually Alanis or Alanis Morris. You've got
Speaker 3: no right to say how I can say her?
Speaker 11: Know.
Speaker 1: I think when you consistently say your name one way
Speaker 1: and people saying it's some way differently, yeah, then you
Speaker 1: can say, well, it's not up to it's not up
Speaker 1: to you how you say someone else's name when they
Speaker 1: say it consistently one way.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what you just said in the
Speaker 3: last fifty I wonder how Kayla a Sinus feels about
Speaker 3: Jody and how Jodi says.
Speaker 1: Say it's a Ninas if I want to, and is like,
Speaker 1: how about you just say it correctly?
Speaker 4: It's a Nanus.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: It's a Nanus?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Alanis Morisset you ought to know? Up
Speaker 1: against Cranbrees or is it the Crane Breeze?
Speaker 9: Sure?
Speaker 1: Alanis v the Cranbreese. Ye real nineties five battle the names.
Speaker 3: And a real sort of similar genre we've gone for
Speaker 3: this week. Yeah, but if you haven't done so already,
Speaker 3: please vote for my song.
Speaker 4: She's alarms Marsett. She was an icon.
Speaker 1: She was an absolute icon. Yeah, powerful, powerful woman, powerful voice.
Speaker 3: Have we got some sort of score update? I do.
Speaker 3: I don't have the exact votes.
Speaker 10: When I looked at it this morning, it was fifty
Speaker 10: to fifteen, neck and neck, and now it is fifty
Speaker 10: one forty nine.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you who, but you've probably.
Speaker 10: Got about fifteen or so minutes to vote before it
Speaker 10: cuts off, So get voting.
Speaker 11: All right.
Speaker 3: I don't want to pressure people that I have been
Speaker 3: a little bit sick this week.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, yeah, play her song because she's sick.
Speaker 3: Seriously, need a little pick me up?
Speaker 1: Oh come on thirteen twenty fourteen. What lies do you
Speaker 1: tell you kids? Or what were you told as a kid?
Speaker 3: Oh? Where's this come from?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, let's inject a news reader, Abby into this conversation.
Speaker 1: We're having just a nice little conversation the other day
Speaker 1: in the newsroom and we started talking about some of
Speaker 1: the things that your parents told you as you were
Speaker 1: a youngster, and Abby came out with one which I
Speaker 1: reckon a lot of people have told before, and for
Speaker 1: the longest time, I thought was a genuine thing.
Speaker 4: So shout out to my sisters. I'll never forgive them
Speaker 4: for this. They I was eating watermelon one day and
Speaker 4: I ate the watermelon and they both went, did you
Speaker 4: just eat the seeds as well? And I said, well yeah,
Speaker 4: and they said, oh my god, Oh my god, it's
Speaker 4: going to start growing in your stomach now and it's
Speaker 4: going to grte your ears. Yeah. So I freaked out
Speaker 4: and was crying and was like, how am I going
Speaker 4: to tell mom? I'm about to turn into a war watermelon?
Speaker 4: And then as I got older, I realized that everybody
Speaker 4: basically got told this life everyone.
Speaker 1: Break mom, Yeah, sit down, I've got something now. This
Speaker 1: is going to be very confronting, but in two to
Speaker 1: three months I will be.
Speaker 4: Literally what was going through my head. So yeah, I've
Speaker 4: never forgiven them for that, And they'll be listening to this,
Speaker 4: laughing their heads off, thinking that were hilarious.
Speaker 7: It's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have a little white lie.
Speaker 7: Hope my kids aren't listening they Yeah, they probably are.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to reveal it.
Speaker 4: It's what school time yet, is it.
Speaker 3: It's not That's what I mean. They're probably listening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but well they're listening at home.
Speaker 1: They're probably listening to go on.
Speaker 4: So all of.
Speaker 3: Our children growing up, we have told them that we
Speaker 3: have cameras everywhere in the house.
Speaker 1: What's that's that's like what you've told them that effectively
Speaker 1: they live in a prison.
Speaker 3: Or the Big Brother compound. So every time they have
Speaker 3: an eye or whatever, or they do something wrong and
Speaker 3: we're not around my like, tell the truth, We'll check
Speaker 3: the cameras.
Speaker 1: That's good. That is very deceitful. That's exactly what we're
Speaker 1: talking about. That's taken to the next level.
Speaker 3: So now I've just given that away, which is annoying
Speaker 3: because it still works on the youngest AnyWho.
Speaker 1: Anyway, don't keep that secret.
Speaker 3: You eat that chocolate, No, mummy, I didn't. Well, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go and check the camera. Oh okay, I'll.
Speaker 1: Be back in a tick, or you can just tell
Speaker 1: me the truth right now. Yeah, as we approach Christmas
Speaker 1: as well, we've got a certain little method with our kids.
Speaker 1: You're a five year old and a three year old.
Speaker 1: It's probably gonna work better on the three year old.
Speaker 1: Now where if I start misbehaving, and there's apps that
Speaker 1: are in on this as well, you can press a
Speaker 1: button and then it'll be a pretend Santa Claus video
Speaker 1: call come back, and the one that we've got says this,
Speaker 1: so you answer. It's like, oh, San, it's just cold.
Speaker 15: Here is.
Speaker 4: I normally don't do this, but I've got some bad news.
Speaker 1: You're on the naughty list. No, no, before you you
Speaker 1: have too upset, hold on, let me remind you that
Speaker 1: there's still time to switch the list. And then you
Speaker 1: emerge into the listen. You can turn it all around.
Speaker 1: You've just got to behave and then yeah, always straightens up, Henry.
Speaker 3: As as my husband Greg says, it's all about how
Speaker 3: you respond, So come on, Henry, come on, lotty, straighten up.
Speaker 5: Lauren.
Speaker 3: That as a kid, that would.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh devastating hearing. Don't cose, don't go sound,
Speaker 1: don't course.
Speaker 7: Sound call the big fellow.
Speaker 3: You still say that to me and here sometimes when
Speaker 3: you do the wrong.
Speaker 1: Thing, I'll call him.
Speaker 3: I've got his number, Hazy, I'm going to call him.
Speaker 3: The little lies that you tell your kids. Thirteen, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: We'd love to hear from you this morning.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Tana from More for roget Tana.
Speaker 8: Good morning, guys, how I was feeling today?
Speaker 15: So a little lie, little white lie, doesn't hurt anybody.
Speaker 15: I have a three and a five year old, so
Speaker 15: I tell them that chocolate milkshakes have coffee in it
Speaker 15: so that they don't drink Mine's good.
Speaker 1: See, that's not too much of a lie to genuine
Speaker 1: little white lie. I's going to assume in the right direction,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 4: It's Nie and guys.
Speaker 1: Good Friday Friday to you. Let's go off on Ronnie.
Speaker 3: What's the little lie that you tell you kids?
Speaker 8: Well, my children are older now, but I wanted them
Speaker 8: to eat blue veined cheese and I didn't want to
Speaker 8: tell them it was made it was moldy, so I
Speaker 8: told him it was zebra cheese made by Zebras. And
Speaker 8: I believe that's for years, and now they're adults, they
Speaker 8: still give me heaps about it.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, that's fine. What about going to the Delhi
Speaker 1: and asking for some zebra cheese?
Speaker 8: They used to be in the supermarket. They'd say, Mum,
Speaker 8: can we get zebra cheese? And my girlfriend was in
Speaker 8: the supermarket one day and looked at me and just
Speaker 8: shook her head.
Speaker 3: Oh, Ronnie, well done, love that for you. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Sarah from Ethelton. What little white lies are you
Speaker 3: telling your kids?
Speaker 4: Sarah?
Speaker 11: Hi, guys, Yeah, I used to tell my kids that
Speaker 11: if they lied, it knows would grow like plocchios, and
Speaker 11: so when they did lie, they'd be pressing in them.
Speaker 1: Did give away? Did give away? I did hear the
Speaker 1: story the other day as well, Sarah, that a parent
Speaker 1: would tell their kid, if you lie, that your tongue
Speaker 1: would turn blue.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: So then it would always be like, are you telling
Speaker 1: a lie? And then to say, ro, I will show
Speaker 1: me your tongue, And if they're like, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: want to show you, then you know that they're lie.
Speaker 3: That's so clever.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 11: I could always know when they were lying, especially when
Speaker 11: one was lying and the other one knew about it,
Speaker 11: the perspect they'd put their hand over each other's nose.
Speaker 3: That's genious, Debbie, What lies are you telling your kids yourself?
Speaker 2: High Live today. I've got five boys from early twenties,
Speaker 2: just so eighteen, and I looked at it. I think, well,
Speaker 2: often on the weekend we've got quite a few of
Speaker 2: their friends will all come over and sort of party
Speaker 2: on their Yeah, and if they I al to turn
Speaker 2: the music down consistently, my hunsband will tell them, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I turn the music down for that thing.
Speaker 1: It works.
Speaker 2: I've watched it all get shut down.
Speaker 1: That is that would be a fake threat made by
Speaker 1: so many people. I'm about to call the cops. I've
Speaker 1: called the cops, and then you shift any don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's it's like a teenage version of I'm going
Speaker 3: to call Santra, isn't it?
Speaker 7: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: It's a good examples coming through by the text I
Speaker 1: know for double nine or nine nine one nine, if
Speaker 1: you cross your eyes, they'll stay that way. It's a
Speaker 1: good one. Chewing gum stays in your stomach for seven years.
Speaker 7: That's one to tell the youngsters of as well.
Speaker 3: I've always heard that meat swallowed meat stays in your
Speaker 3: stomach for two years.
Speaker 1: Meat I read meat, No, I think that was that
Speaker 1: was some of your Vega mates. Watching too much TV
Speaker 1: will make your eyes go stra square.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's good one. Hey, I'd like to give Sarah
Speaker 3: the best call of cheese Fest tickets please, Yes, it's
Speaker 3: back the most Knackable weekend in Essay November eighteen nineteen
Speaker 3: in Runtal Park your tickets from Cheesfest dot com.
Speaker 1: Dooy oh very good. You can't continue the conversation as well?
Speaker 1: I mean, what sort of little lies do you tell
Speaker 1: your cares or have you been told as a youngster,
Speaker 1: which stays with you for a long time. I don't
Speaker 1: know why as well, but for so long it was
Speaker 1: like each your crusts and they'll make your hair go curly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like curly here is beautiful. I get that, But why
Speaker 1: is that an incentive to eat your cross?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a bit of a visual gag that
Speaker 3: I'm going to do it for you anyway, just to
Speaker 3: make you laugh. But you really deserve to be called horse.
Speaker 3: Just put my hand on one nose, everybody.
Speaker 7: Thanks for that. Pinocchio appro state that.
Speaker 1: Yep. Two opportunities to start your weekend right, So we
Speaker 1: both nominate a song each and then we put it
Speaker 1: to the good people via Jody and Hazy on Instagram.
Speaker 1: We say, look, you vote for the best banger.
Speaker 3: Yes, two songs very similar ones this.
Speaker 1: Week real similar, both nineties vibes.
Speaker 3: I love that I've gone down the Alanis Morrisset path.
Speaker 4: Now I don't know how to say it.
Speaker 1: A bit of a Lanis did you sing? And she's
Speaker 1: an absolute queen.
Speaker 7: Let's be honest.
Speaker 1: Yep, I've gone down the nineties pat as well, a
Speaker 1: bit heavier, a bit of zombie Wi the Cranberries. All right,
Speaker 1: in the studio comes one of the absolute greats, and
Speaker 1: that is camera guy Josh great Man. Good morning guys.
Speaker 3: You had a four day week too this week, can't you?
Speaker 1: It was great.
Speaker 3: Seems to be a sam are here anyway.
Speaker 7: I thought, if Abs can do it, then I can
Speaker 7: do it.
Speaker 4: We'll just keep turning up for the five days.
Speaker 6: Hazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said she set the tone, didn't she? What
Speaker 1: on your trailblazer, Abby.
Speaker 4: They've always said that about me to be on aztraight joke.
Speaker 1: All right, it's Alanas Morissett be the Cranberries. You want
Speaker 1: a little drum roll there? Great man.
Speaker 12: I can tell you at seven twenty five there were
Speaker 12: only two votes in it, and then one vote got
Speaker 12: thirty six people jump on board and really came back
Speaker 12: from the dead.
Speaker 3: Okay, zombie reference, I get it.
Speaker 14: It's zombie by the Cranberries, unhazy, there you go the
Speaker 14: cram Is and just imagine this perform live, big giant
Speaker 14: Clowd going off, drums, guitar, strong Irish voice.
Speaker 6: Let people listen to it.
Speaker 1: The crane breeze. This weeks reade the Battle of the
Speaker 1: bang It. It's kidding me like good friends at Frederick
Speaker 1: Street Finest celebrating by people just registering Ony Apple online
Speaker 1: at Nobra Foumpillings. How they fake fancy, how they just
Speaker 1: do bougie a little bit differently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, these are the moments where you pretend like you're
Speaker 3: super bougie, but you're in fact quite popo, you know.
Speaker 7: What I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, you're certainly not as fancy as we'd seehim
Speaker 1: on the surface. Yes, And there's a platform for this,
Speaker 1: it's called Instagram.
Speaker 3: We've been rewarding people all week with all sorts of prizes.
Speaker 3: We've given away five hundred dollars. Guess voucher. Yeah, a
Speaker 3: Tiffany one thousand dollar Tiffany and Co voucher. Yep, we
Speaker 3: gave away a full day at a day spa. My gosh,
Speaker 3: we've been.
Speaker 1: Doing some nice stuff, really busy stuff. Let's go to
Speaker 1: the beautiful Donner in two Wells. Get a Donna. How
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 8: Oh good?
Speaker 15: How are you?
Speaker 3: We're so great, Donna. We need you to tell us
Speaker 3: how you fake fancy? Please?
Speaker 13: Or occasionally I'll hire a chiefer hotel room, like through
Speaker 13: you know, one of the sites like booking dot com.
Speaker 13: I'll go to town. I'll treat myself like a freaking grind person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what are we getting up to? Like we're
Speaker 1: talking of champagne.
Speaker 13: If you straw like some drinks, I'll go down to
Speaker 13: the restaurant. I'll get it sent to my charge to
Speaker 13: my room, but it's to my deposit, not actually to
Speaker 13: my room, you know.
Speaker 1: And you're just like, I don't care. I'm Jane Simmons
Speaker 1: and you just absolutely trash the hotel room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is absolutely categorically not trashing her hotel room.
Speaker 13: So it's it's like relaxing for.
Speaker 11: Me, Donna.
Speaker 3: I often fantasize sometimes when the kids are going cocoa
Speaker 3: bananas about just taking myself to a hotel room for
Speaker 3: the night and just getting all the sleep, having a
Speaker 3: nice little room service meal and.
Speaker 4: A glass of champagne.
Speaker 3: Yes, so I get it, Yeah, Donna, Yeah, thanks for
Speaker 3: our mates at Frederick Street Finess, we might give you
Speaker 3: a real fancy experience. So we're going to upgrade you
Speaker 3: from princess to queen for the night if that's okay?
Speaker 3: Yes please. So I'm just wondering and we'll just run
Speaker 3: this past you and see how you feel about it.
Speaker 3: You don't have to accept it, it's no big deal.
Speaker 3: But would you like a one night's stay with bed
Speaker 3: and breakfast at probably South Australia's fanciest hotel and that's
Speaker 3: Sequoia Luxury Lodged.
Speaker 5: Whereabouts?
Speaker 3: All right, it's at Mount Lofty. Let me give you
Speaker 3: an idea of what this place is like, Sir Paul
Speaker 3: McCartney just stayed there and it's it's value Donna at
Speaker 3: two and a half thousand dollars per night.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Donna.
Speaker 13: If you don't do that would be absolutely amazing, Donna.
Speaker 4: If you don't want to go, all of us said
Speaker 4: for you, if you like.
Speaker 3: Donna, I need you, I need you to google Sequoia
Speaker 3: Luxury Lodge please and just see what you're in for,
Speaker 3: because it a'ts your budget hotel.
Speaker 13: I'm shaking. Thank you.
Speaker 1: You're very welcome, Donna. You absolutely deserve it because we
Speaker 1: can already tell that you are a beautiful, very devoted mother.
Speaker 4: So congratulations, Thank you, Donna.
Speaker 3: Can you do me a favor? Can you take a
Speaker 3: little video when you arrive there and you open the
Speaker 3: doors and you see the view from your room, the
Speaker 3: entirety of Adelaide from the gorgeous Adelaide Hills. It's an intimate,
Speaker 3: adult only luxury lodge and it's just nestled in the
Speaker 3: hills there. It's stunning.
Speaker 13: Sounds lovely.
Speaker 9: Yes, true, really yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted explaining to Donna what SEKOI is a touch
Speaker 3: of jealousy too, I present because I dream about going there.
Speaker 1: Thank you to everybody who has entered it for our competition.
Speaker 1: I feel like fancy competition. Look for Frederick Treet Finance
Speaker 1: as well in the fancy blue packets at your local
Speaker 1: drag supermarket. Be excellent anywhere with Frederick Street Finance voted
Speaker 1: to excellence and keep it up, keep on faking fancy.
Speaker 4: It's good fun, well done.
Speaker 3: Well done, Donna. It's like going, oh, you're going to Disneyland.
Speaker 3: Oh cool, where's that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 13: You telling me that you built a time machine that's
Speaker 13: on this daisy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing to say. Yeah, it's just Friday, and hang off,
Speaker 1: what did you say Friday? Is it Friday?
Speaker 6: Let's talk you cool?
Speaker 1: All right? Good to get that off the chest, Jodes,
Speaker 1: what that lunch is a Sally frothing at the mouth
Speaker 1: after that? All right, calm down now the levels are
Speaker 1: back on neutral.
Speaker 4: So aggressive, just take.
Speaker 1: A little trip down memory lane for a Friday. Twentieth
Speaker 1: October nineteen seventy nine. John Krasinski was born in Boston, Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: Today's his forty fourth birthday.
Speaker 6: Yes, tradedes man?
Speaker 3: What And I didn't tell anyone because I'm not really
Speaker 3: sure how I feel about it.
Speaker 6: That is not redactet. While I'm not actually making up
Speaker 6: one will complaint.
Speaker 1: I just really think we should talk about it. Sensation
Speaker 1: on the office, isn't he just a darling? Very witty,
Speaker 1: very dry?
Speaker 4: Yeah, funny stuff. But I'm a UK version.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but David Brent.
Speaker 3: There is nothing that you can ever defeat David Brent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good conversation to have, isn't It's a
Speaker 1: good debate.
Speaker 4: I want to go to the UK version.
Speaker 3: I want to go back and watch it all again,
Speaker 3: do it all again?
Speaker 1: Very rewatchable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: Nineteen seventy three, Sydney Opera House was officially opened by
Speaker 1: Queen Elizabeth the ID. I congratulate the people of Sydney
Speaker 1: and indeed the Australia to its architecture and to cultural
Speaker 1: and community. How to get haunted?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's one of those joints which is famously quite haunted.
Speaker 1: And if you're a ghost, why would you choose the
Speaker 1: Opera House? Very high ceilings?
Speaker 9: Joe?
Speaker 3: Have you ever been inside there?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: I've never been inside your house?
Speaker 3: On the steps?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who wants to go to city? Why would you
Speaker 1: want to go to Sydney anyway? I think what's going
Speaker 1: on there? Cop that? What was your name? Don Perrote? Bitter?
Speaker 1: Reverse bitter? Reverse sledging? Was that Dan Andrews? As Dan
Speaker 1: Andrews said, why would you want to go to our
Speaker 1: Adelaide anyway?
Speaker 3: All of them have had a crack at Adelaide.
Speaker 1: No, we're just the little Pig that was twenty seventeen
Speaker 1: holding production line and all Madelaide shut down, ending sixty
Speaker 1: nine years of Austrain made car manufacturing. That was a very,
Speaker 1: very sad would have been.
Speaker 3: A sad day for you, strong sponsor Holden of the
Speaker 3: Central District Football Club where you won at least two premierships.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give it, take two or three, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: And one on October twenty in two thousand and two
Speaker 1: was Dilemma by Nelly and Kelly and everyone. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, I was thinking I make couple song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also why are you wearing a band aid
Speaker 3: on your eye?
Speaker 1: What you telling there.
Speaker 7: Is it must be infected.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just won't heal. No, probably wasn't me. And
Speaker 1: he's read Abbey's Best Week. Let's be honest. Look, we're
Speaker 1: in this together.
Speaker 3: We are We're a team, and apparently we're not Joe
Speaker 3: Whoo