WEBVTT - Hayesy Experienced 'The Most Embarrassing Moment' Of His Life This Weekend 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.480 We got getting morning every day every lady Gentleman Adelaides. 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:09.000 Jokes went to the basketball on Friday nights. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.440 Yeah, I saw their late thirty six is come from behind. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.000 I'm worrying that down by nineteen at one stage and 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:18.599 beat the type hands Montrez Harrold. Oh my very goodness, 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:19.440 how good. 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:21.680 I made a joke because I had a photo with him, 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:23.799 and I made a joke on the internet that he 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:25.640 and I were getting married, and my husband was pretty 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:29.800 cool with it. And my husband commented and said, does 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:31.440 he know that he has to have the kids every 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:32.000 second week? 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:36.280 I'll bring it back. That'll sort you out. 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:37.400 I know that agreed to that. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:39.720 In fact, I don't know that she has agreed to 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:41.000 marry me in the first place. 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.120 But it's on the internet now. 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:44.560 Six Man of the Year, much tougher looking after the 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:48.479 audio children give me a tip. So Friday night was Henry, 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:50.479 my six year old son, his first time at an 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:52.760 NBL game. It was actually the first time that he's 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:56.400 seen sport inside the entertainment center, which is quite a thrill. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:58.360 And this is what I love about South Australian's We 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:00.560 turn up, Oh my god, we turn out. We're someone 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:02.760 missing out like each and every home game. 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:03.560 It's unvoeable. 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:06.039 Yeah, and a situation like that, you know, all bets 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:08.399 are off, you know, let's go nuts, Henry, Let's get 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:11.120 some chips, you know, let's get a hot dog, Let's 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:13.280 do everything, and then let's go back and get some 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:16.679 more chips because the sixth rub was still hungry at halftime. 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:16.920 Of course. 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:18.080 Yeah. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:20.440 And then Dad finds himself in the situation where he's 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.520 got himself some popcorn chicken and Henry's got some chips. 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:26.640 And at the entertainment center, at a certain food precinct, 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:28.000 you go and pick. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:29.840 Up all the food, yes, and then you take it, and. 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:31.960 Then you've got to line up, and sometimes you could 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:33.840 be lining up for like five to ten minutes. It's 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:37.040 very busy. So you're holding the food and good luck 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:38.320 not eating it before you pay. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:39.080 It's a good point. 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:40.559 Yeah, So I reckon. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:43.120 We got through half the bucket of popcorn chicken, at 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:46.720 least halfway through the chips before Dad got to the 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:48.760 front of the queue ready to pay, pulled his phone out, 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:55.040 no battery. Have you been in this situation before? If 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:58.680 you're if your I only pay for things through my phone. 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.080 Where was your wallet. It hard harry a wallet. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:02.240 You don't carry a wallet. 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:04.680 I have never carried a wallet since you could put 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:06.600 your card in your details, your Apple pay for whatever 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:09.040 it is on your phone. So if my phone runs out, 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:12.440 I am completely naked. Okay, it happened the other night. 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:13.639 I mean full but naked. 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:16.079 Yeah, that's what it feels like to be naked. It's 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:16.960 very embarrassing. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.320 You know exactly why it happened the other night when 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.280 my phone ran out and I couldn't find the location 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:25.120 of my Uber. Oh no, had I had a fifty 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.120 dollars we had got a taxi home. 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:30.200 Oh. I mean there's a couple of lessons here, and 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:32.680 I will start with this. Charge your phone. 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:34.760 Yes, I know, I know. That's the biggest lesson. 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.160 You'd think that, I don't know, Apple these days could 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.600 provide a phone that lasts more than twenty four hours 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.440 on one charge. But hey, who am I to complain 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:42.960 about it? 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:43.360 Mate? 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:47.400 No, the most do not even charge it overnight. You're 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:49.000 not charging it during the day at worked. 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:50.960 I'm clearly on it too much and I'm soaking up 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:53.240 all the power. I think one of the most embarrassing 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:55.799 things that's happened to me in recent memory is getting 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:59.200 getting to the front of the queue clearly with a 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:02.480 half eatn popcorn chicken and are half eaten chips, and 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:04.720 then picking up my phone and realizing it's not there 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:06.120 and not even saying anything to the girl at the 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:07.800 front because I know what's going to happen. Yeah, I 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:10.919 didn't even have a conversation, so I can't pay for this. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:13.760 So then Henry my son, Who's going, what's going on? 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.639 What's going on? And I've got to say, here, mate, 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:17.640 just let me take that, and I put it back. 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:21.480 No, you didn't to No, I put it back. 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.000 So I don't know if were in trouble with the 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.359 thirty six is, but I had to put it back 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:26.920 and then I had to walk out of there, and 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:28.919 I swear people were looking at me and knew exactly 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:29.600 what was going on. 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:31.360 So I just had to walk out of there, and 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:35.840 to disguise it, I was like, see the excess, go tress, 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:37.360 tress Am I right? 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:37.840 Yeah? 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:39.800 For twenty bucks. 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:43.600 Mel Jones, good morning, Julia. 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:44.440 Price and throw me under the back. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:48.280 Thanks for joining, Oh Mel, so much women's sport to 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:48.800 get through. 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:52.720 Let's start with a WBBL kicked off with a Grand 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:56.760 Final rematch yesterday. Unfortunately the Strikers didn't get the chocolates. 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:58.320 But geez, that had a good crowd and it was 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.120 a great game, wasn't it. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.800 It certainly was. It's were celebrating our tenth birthday. We 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:07.800 had a fantastic launch and rundlemore on Saturday we had 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:09.680 I think there's thirty five players that played a new 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:12.000 one and are still playing today. 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:14.600 Just before we get to the netball, which has hurt 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:18.800 my soul. Oh oh my goodness. Just on the store. 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.640 Who's the team to watch in the WBL this year? 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:24.360 I think the Adelaide Strikers still chance for a three 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.960 peep even though they went down first aid in Melbourne 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.760 Stars they never won a title. I think they're my 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:31.320 dark horse come through. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:33.719 Yeah, okay, let's get to it. 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:34.480 I do it. 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.080 I warned my entire team. 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.279 I was in a filthy mood today and I am 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:42.440 because the Diamonds just came up empty in three matches 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.880 against New Zealand have lost the Constellation Cup. We lost 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:49.400 a match last night at home significantly. But geez, do 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:51.360 you know what mel I think we play a rough 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.839 brand of netball and we have for a very long time, 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:56.840 and when the when the umpires catton on, we look awful. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:01.279 Yeah, you need our plan B, don't you have? 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:02.719 You got it? 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.000 I cannot believe it's the first time in history and 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:09.960 you doing one free straight consulation cap games by double 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:10.679 digit margin. 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.320 Yeah. Maybe it's a bit of a role reversal now. 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.200 So we can only assume that the Wallabies will win 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:15.480 back the bled Us. 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:16.720 Actually no, that's not. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:17.159 Going to happen. 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:25.160 There's surprises and then there's miracles. I like you thinking 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:26.680 share it around. 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.040 Mel. Thank you so much for joining us this morning 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:32.080 and chatting all things that women's sport. So good to 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.160 talk to you and all the best for the remainder 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:34.720 of the season. 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:36.800 Cheers, thanks so much. Love your passion too. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.000 I know, I know I need. 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:54.640 To put it. Yeah, cheers father, he's on your money. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:55.839 Tripper back. 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.400 That's be a little bit more blue, bit more risk 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:01.840 before we start to straighten up. Half to seven o'clock. 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:05.360 Absolutely, that's it's called the naughty at six forty. 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.800 So it's those things that we talk about that just. 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:09.960 Are a little bit edgy. 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:12.560 But that's okay because it's before seven, so we can 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:13.120 do what we want. 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:14.520 Who guess what about this one? 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:18.720 A woman who experiences dozens of spontaneous orgasms a day 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.400 has revealed the isolating reality of her condition. 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:24.159 This is a genuine thing. She's twenty nine years old. Yeah, 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:26.080 there's a thing called PGAD. 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.920 It's persistent genital arousal disorder. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:31.440 Oh, it's a rare. 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:34.920 Condition that causes unwanted arousal on unpredictable orgasms. She becomes 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:37.840 so debilitating for this twenty nine year old. She cannot work, 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.799 She barely leaves her house. She was forced to miss 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:41.559 her mother's future. 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:43.279 Oh, this is what happens to me when I watch 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:44.040 Magic Mike. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:48.039 PGAD. Oh, my very good. 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:50.600 So it's probably one of those things where you say 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:54.479 the be like, well, that sounds like the ideal condition. Yeah, 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:56.560 but if it was happening to you so much, you're like, 0:06:56.680 --> 0:07:01.360 actually particularly eight. How about my mum, funeral, I don't 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:09.880 want to have an orgasm? Okay, trying them on. 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:14.760 I'm so sad. But also. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.360 She's sricken with grief. I don't know, she's literally having 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:16.960 an orgasm. 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.800 I mean, imagine trying to come to work or come 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:27.440 to work now, but no, imagine trying to do a job, 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.400 and that was happening all the time, and you had 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:31.560 to try and like stifle it. You know how you 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:36.960 stifle a sneeze, but you feel sneezing. You're like like that, Yeah, 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:39.720 imagine trying to do that twenty five times a day. 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:42.680 Well, she said similar to that, it's very rare that 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:43.600 I'm actually around him. 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:43.720 One. 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:45.560 I order my clothes and groceries and most of my 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.800 points are done online. 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:49.280 I don't work, and I live alone. 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.640 You can't really prove that someone is having an orgasm, 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:54.640 but I'm scared that someone realize, so I avoid people. 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:56.560 So she's probing that thing. She'll be having a chat 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:58.880 with someone in the height of an orgasm. I'm like, 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:02.119 what's wrong with yough hay fever? You've got hay fever. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.600 Being in the middle of the Vedie department of Coles 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:12.560 goodness gracious, and you run into like Susan from your kids' school, Yes, 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:17.920 You're like, hey, Susan. Susan's like, what's happening to you? 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:18.560 Yeah? 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:20.600 Who would have thought that Susan would tip you over 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:21.520 the edge. 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:24.680 And Susan's like, well, I've still got it, So. 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.440 You're you can confirm Joe's you don't have pg A 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:27.920 D no. 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:29.640 I'm pretty sure I don't know. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.439 You've got mt T K B D G o'. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.160 It's married to the King Big Dog Gregor, which is 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.400 somewhat similar with far. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:42.120 Less August first game of the season Grand Final rematch 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:46.080 between the Strikers and the Brisbane Hate. Now, when the 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:47.920 players walk out to the middle, they do it in 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:50.319 the men's and the women's game. Each player selects a 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:52.160 song right that they want to play. 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:53.360 It's their theme song. 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:56.560 It's designed to get the crowd up and about, really 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:59.079 in the mood, like, hey, this is what I'm all about. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.320 We are on what to stand for. This is what 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.680 you're about to get from me. So you can imagine 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.800 my surprise when I reckon It was like one of 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:10.360 maybe the third or fourth drop for the Brisbete walked 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:14.280 out and this started blaring through the speakers. 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:16.840 That after. 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:23.240 Good things to come, it's a bit harm But yeah, 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.880 Marty Crime, it's not just when she gets out early 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:29.680 in her innings and as. 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:32.480 My husband turns me and he goes, Marty, this should 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:33.760 be a good inning, shouldn't. 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.840 It for a T twenty match as well? You can 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:37.520 only envision. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:39.040 That's just going to be a grind and she's going 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.520 to make three or four and twenty five deliveries, which is. 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:43.280 An absolute night. 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:46.640 And even all her teammates are like, Okay, that was 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:47.520 a crappy song. 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:50.040 It was a crappy innings. What are we doing here? 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:53.000 You're doing from the start, it's gonna be something big, upbeat. 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:55.319 It's aggressive, especially for a T twenty. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.080 Yeah, I've got a fame song that I would quite like. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:09:59.560 Do you want to hear what I'd like to come 0:09:59.679 --> 0:09:59.920 out to? 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.440 I think it's you know what, it's actually reasonable, predictable, 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:06.959 isn't it? 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:08.480 Joy striding to the crew? 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:12.319 Whoa and you're not just weeks off as well? Short 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:16.439 time of the crease, but boy would be entertained. You've 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:17.640 got them real Glenny. 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:22.920 Maxwall Bottom, which means she's going to reverse reverse cowboys, 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:26.360 sweep the first shot over her head, get bold, but 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:27.680 you'll go over the bank. 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:28.360 That's nice. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:30.440 I'm here for a good time, not a long time, 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:31.240 you know what I mean? 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.040 I should we go around the rooms. Let's go to 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:36.520 produce a flak jump from the mic? There fla what 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:36.920 do you've got? 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:38.400 What have you got? Because you've got to faw yourself up, 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.719 you know, all right, picture this, I'm going out. I'm 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.559 going to hit a century or is that right? 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:47.040 That would be an excellent effort. 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:49.120 But I'm going to hit that and I'm going to 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:51.320 walk out to this from Cake. 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:58.760 That's nice speed, that's nice like that for me? 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:02.120 Jode's it's pretty, isn't it? You know? What gets me 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:04.240 fired up? And in the sweet spot sometimes I. 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:06.000 Listen to it a five fifty five just to really 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:11.720 get there, really obvious that the job that's wet, get 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.280 a fuck and that's a six. 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:17.640 The web. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:22.880 What have you? Producers? I mean, what's what's getting you 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:23.360 in the zion? 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:23.560 Well? 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:26.720 I am the ultimate athlete in this room, it's no question. 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:29.200 I know. I had to think long and hard about this, 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.640 but then everyone else started thinking for me, and producer 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.520 had a really good suggestion. Yeah, a bit of a 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.160 nineties classic for me to walk out to. 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:42.160 Yeah, this works, doesn't it? She counts to a beginning. 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.560 Baby, So. 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:48.439 It's brutal, but he's not right. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.400 And then as producers how he goes back to the 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:54.760 shed sweet true. 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.720 Now that's a job that was a joke. That's a 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:05.040 job joke. A terrible job. Job. What a delightful way 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:06.800 to start your week. Just inject, give you a little 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:08.800 bit of humor, put you in the white path. 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.560 Yes, that's what we do here. I've got a bit 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:14.839 of an inappropriate one. Oh my goodness, that's okay, that's right. 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:15.560 I might go last. 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:18.520 Yeah it's post seven o'clock. We got rid of those 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:19.840 shenanigans at six boards. 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:22.800 No, it's inappropriate and that it will make people angry 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:23.320 at men. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:26.560 Okay, let's bring it on. What we do re minded? 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:28.000 This is the Monday morning Joe cough. 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.280 No, it is funny. 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:34.840 Okay, produce so you kick yourself forre you got had 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.120 a massive weekend. Guys ended up in the vet last night. 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.680 He made dog minton had a shuttlecock, badminton. 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:49.559 Stop eating shattle cockslastic silly dog. 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:51.720 Do you know what the fun part about badminton is? 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:52.800 Just to digress for a moment. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.679 You can smash that shuttle cock as hard as you like. 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:57.120 Don't go anywhere I'm going. 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:57.720 Yeah. 0:12:57.880 --> 0:12:59.760 In fact, the harder you hit it, the more it's 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:02.120 slow down. It's quite frustrated. 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:05.560 Catapults straight to the ground. I think we all know 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:06.320 a shuttle cock. 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:12.640 Okay, So recently got a bit of trouble here at 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:14.960 I thought it was quite funny. But I was playing 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:16.680 a bit of a prank on people in the office, 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:18.040 and what I was doing was going up to their 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:22.640 keyboards and swapping around the m's and the ends. At 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:25.240 one stage it made someone so frustra that they called 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:28.160 me a monster. But I'd say they were more of 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:29.400 a nonster. 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:37.880 That no. 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:44.200 Yeah, ok finished stop Okay. 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:47.400 Bob was in trouble, so he forgot his wedding anniversary, 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:50.840 and his wife was so very angry, and she said 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:53.920 to him, tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:56.439 in the driveway that goes from nought to two hundred 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:59.839 in six seconds, and it had better be there. So 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.800 the next morning she got up nice and early, and 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:05.240 she thought, Bob's going to redeem himself here. The next morning, 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:07.280 he got up early and left for work. When his 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:10.720 wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:13.079 there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:16.640 the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.520 ran out to the driveway, brought the box back into 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:21.400 the house. She opened it and found a brand new 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:22.320 bathroom scale. 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:25.840 Bob has not been seen since Friday. 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:28.400 Nor did you. 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:33.520 Come on, Bob, Come on, Bob, wake up to yourself. 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:35.880 But also congratulations to you. 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:38.560 Jakes perfectly use the words broad and. 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:44.320 I read it off the internet. Hazy. 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:48.480 Is there anything more annoying than people taking your stuff 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:49.280 around the house. 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:52.840 I'd imagine that would be very, very frustrating. 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:56.000 It is incredibly frustrating. Would you like an example? 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:56.680 Sure? 0:14:57.000 --> 0:15:02.120 Okay, So this week I purchased a box of those 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:04.920 expensive lint door chocolates, right delicious. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:06.400 It was a gift. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:09.480 I want one for a guy called Alan at Channel 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:13.320 ten who effectively really helped me with a political story 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.800 earlier in the week that I didn't quite understand. And 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.160 when I say he helped me, he wrote the whole 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.600 thing I need. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.880 That sort of helped too with political story, yes, correct. 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:26.320 It particularly once pertaining to the way Hola still works. Ah. 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:26.800 Right. 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:29.080 So anyway, Alan helped me out a lot, so I thought, 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:30.760 I'm just going to read pay him by buying this 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:34.560 box of chocolates. So I bring it home, the kids 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.720 help with the groceries into the house, and then I 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:39.880 get in the car and because I had to go somewhere, 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.560 and then Peyton goes comes running out of the house 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:44.240 with the lint doors and holds them up. 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:48.520 She goes, can I et these? And I'm like, absolutely not, 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:50.960 don't touch them. So that was fine. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.960 I thought she heeded the message until I got home 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.640 and I opened the cupboard and they said lint doors 0:15:57.160 --> 0:16:00.520 were already open and approximately half the box was gone. 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.800 Oh wow, someone had a good old crack. 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:05.960 Yeah, so mum's lost her mind, not for the first 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:06.640 time this week. 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:10.760 And so I start quizzing the char I'm like, who 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:11.920 wait these and. 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:13.080 One of them looks at me and she goes, I'm 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:14.680 gluten free. I can't touch them. So it wasn't me. 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:15.320 And then the. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:19.680 Smashing windows, breaking tables, throwing knives and furs. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:23.480 The kids a hiding under the table again. 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:27.160 The five year old's like, genuinely, that's too high. I 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:29.040 can't reach that. So I was like, oh, it wasn't her. 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:30.800 What's going on. I looked at Peyton. I was like, 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:32.640 I told you not to do it, and she was, I 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:37.119 swear to you, I didn't anyway. In Saunter's dad. 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.880 And I've gone, okay, there's the penny. 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:43.640 It's just dropped. It's dropped right into the box of 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:47.280 lint doors. I've gone, do you touch those chocolates? And 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.320 he's like maybe, yeah. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.880 There is fresh off a beautiful sugar rush from all the. 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:57.840 Limp chocolates, from the milky goodness that has lint or 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:00.960 And I've gone, well, that was a gift for a 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:01.720 work mate. 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:05.199 He's like, which one, like Alan who wrote my story 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:05.480 for me? 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.760 And he's like, right, okay, no worries, that's fine, And 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:11.320 just I said, the love of God, can everyone stop 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:13.120 touching stuff that. 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:14.160 Is not there? 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:15.560 You know it's a mouthing? 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:17.000 Yeah, do you reckon? 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:17.359 It is? 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:19.920 Absolutely I can tell you as a representative of the 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:24.320 male species, it is a mouth thing. We scour every 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.760 single part of the kitchen just looking for food. It's 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:29.520 like we're fish on the bottom of the ocean and 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.720 we're just looking for scraps. The amount the kilos, the 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:35.680 hundreds of kilos of kids snacks that I've gone through 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:39.800 really and got absolutely brated from my wife for doing so. 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:41.800