Speaker 1: We got getting morning every day every lady Gentleman Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Jokes went to the basketball on Friday nights.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw their late thirty six is come from behind.
Speaker 3: I'm worrying that down by nineteen at one stage and
Speaker 3: beat the type hands Montrez Harrold. Oh my very goodness,
Speaker 3: how good.
Speaker 4: I made a joke because I had a photo with him,
Speaker 4: and I made a joke on the internet that he
Speaker 4: and I were getting married, and my husband was pretty
Speaker 4: cool with it. And my husband commented and said, does
Speaker 4: he know that he has to have the kids every
Speaker 4: second week?
Speaker 2: I'll bring it back. That'll sort you out.
Speaker 5: I know that agreed to that.
Speaker 4: In fact, I don't know that she has agreed to
Speaker 4: marry me in the first place.
Speaker 5: But it's on the internet now.
Speaker 3: Six Man of the Year, much tougher looking after the
Speaker 3: audio children give me a tip. So Friday night was Henry,
Speaker 3: my six year old son, his first time at an
Speaker 3: NBL game. It was actually the first time that he's
Speaker 3: seen sport inside the entertainment center, which is quite a thrill.
Speaker 4: And this is what I love about South Australian's We
Speaker 4: turn up, Oh my god, we turn out. We're someone
Speaker 4: missing out like each and every home game.
Speaker 5: It's unvoeable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a situation like that, you know, all bets
Speaker 3: are off, you know, let's go nuts, Henry, Let's get
Speaker 3: some chips, you know, let's get a hot dog, Let's
Speaker 3: do everything, and then let's go back and get some
Speaker 3: more chips because the sixth rub was still hungry at halftime.
Speaker 5: Of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then Dad finds himself in the situation where he's
Speaker 3: got himself some popcorn chicken and Henry's got some chips.
Speaker 3: And at the entertainment center, at a certain food precinct,
Speaker 3: you go and pick.
Speaker 5: Up all the food, yes, and then you take it, and.
Speaker 3: Then you've got to line up, and sometimes you could
Speaker 3: be lining up for like five to ten minutes. It's
Speaker 3: very busy. So you're holding the food and good luck
Speaker 3: not eating it before you pay.
Speaker 5: It's a good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I reckon.
Speaker 3: We got through half the bucket of popcorn chicken, at
Speaker 3: least halfway through the chips before Dad got to the
Speaker 3: front of the queue ready to pay, pulled his phone out,
Speaker 3: no battery. Have you been in this situation before? If
Speaker 3: you're if your I only pay for things through my phone.
Speaker 2: Where was your wallet. It hard harry a wallet.
Speaker 5: You don't carry a wallet.
Speaker 3: I have never carried a wallet since you could put
Speaker 3: your card in your details, your Apple pay for whatever
Speaker 3: it is on your phone. So if my phone runs out,
Speaker 3: I am completely naked. Okay, it happened the other night.
Speaker 5: I mean full but naked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it feels like to be naked. It's
Speaker 2: very embarrassing.
Speaker 3: You know exactly why it happened the other night when
Speaker 3: my phone ran out and I couldn't find the location
Speaker 3: of my Uber. Oh no, had I had a fifty
Speaker 3: dollars we had got a taxi home.
Speaker 5: Oh. I mean there's a couple of lessons here, and
Speaker 5: I will start with this. Charge your phone.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know, I know. That's the biggest lesson.
Speaker 3: You'd think that, I don't know, Apple these days could
Speaker 3: provide a phone that lasts more than twenty four hours
Speaker 3: on one charge. But hey, who am I to complain
Speaker 3: about it?
Speaker 5: Mate?
Speaker 4: No, the most do not even charge it overnight. You're
Speaker 4: not charging it during the day at worked.
Speaker 3: I'm clearly on it too much and I'm soaking up
Speaker 3: all the power. I think one of the most embarrassing
Speaker 3: things that's happened to me in recent memory is getting
Speaker 3: getting to the front of the queue clearly with a
Speaker 3: half eatn popcorn chicken and are half eaten chips, and
Speaker 3: then picking up my phone and realizing it's not there
Speaker 3: and not even saying anything to the girl at the
Speaker 3: front because I know what's going to happen. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: didn't even have a conversation, so I can't pay for this.
Speaker 3: So then Henry my son, Who's going, what's going on?
Speaker 2: What's going on? And I've got to say, here, mate,
Speaker 2: just let me take that, and I put it back.
Speaker 5: No, you didn't to No, I put it back.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if were in trouble with the
Speaker 3: thirty six is, but I had to put it back
Speaker 3: and then I had to walk out of there, and
Speaker 3: I swear people were looking at me and knew exactly
Speaker 3: what was going on.
Speaker 2: So I just had to walk out of there, and
Speaker 2: to disguise it, I was like, see the excess, go tress,
Speaker 2: tress Am I right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: For twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: Mel Jones, good morning, Julia.
Speaker 1: Price and throw me under the back.
Speaker 5: Thanks for joining, Oh Mel, so much women's sport to
Speaker 5: get through.
Speaker 4: Let's start with a WBBL kicked off with a Grand
Speaker 4: Final rematch yesterday. Unfortunately the Strikers didn't get the chocolates.
Speaker 4: But geez, that had a good crowd and it was
Speaker 4: a great game, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: It certainly was. It's were celebrating our tenth birthday. We
Speaker 1: had a fantastic launch and rundlemore on Saturday we had
Speaker 1: I think there's thirty five players that played a new
Speaker 1: one and are still playing today.
Speaker 5: Just before we get to the netball, which has hurt
Speaker 5: my soul. Oh oh my goodness. Just on the store.
Speaker 5: Who's the team to watch in the WBL this year?
Speaker 1: I think the Adelaide Strikers still chance for a three
Speaker 1: peep even though they went down first aid in Melbourne
Speaker 1: Stars they never won a title. I think they're my
Speaker 1: dark horse come through.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, let's get to it.
Speaker 4: I do it.
Speaker 5: I warned my entire team.
Speaker 4: I was in a filthy mood today and I am
Speaker 4: because the Diamonds just came up empty in three matches
Speaker 4: against New Zealand have lost the Constellation Cup. We lost
Speaker 4: a match last night at home significantly. But geez, do
Speaker 4: you know what mel I think we play a rough
Speaker 4: brand of netball and we have for a very long time,
Speaker 4: and when the when the umpires catton on, we look awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need our plan B, don't you have?
Speaker 5: You got it?
Speaker 1: I cannot believe it's the first time in history and
Speaker 1: you doing one free straight consulation cap games by double
Speaker 1: digit margin.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe it's a bit of a role reversal now.
Speaker 3: So we can only assume that the Wallabies will win
Speaker 3: back the bled Us.
Speaker 2: Actually no, that's not.
Speaker 5: Going to happen.
Speaker 1: There's surprises and then there's miracles. I like you thinking
Speaker 1: share it around.
Speaker 4: Mel. Thank you so much for joining us this morning
Speaker 4: and chatting all things that women's sport. So good to
Speaker 4: talk to you and all the best for the remainder
Speaker 4: of the season.
Speaker 1: Cheers, thanks so much. Love your passion too.
Speaker 5: I know, I know I need.
Speaker 2: To put it. Yeah, cheers father, he's on your money.
Speaker 2: Tripper back.
Speaker 3: That's be a little bit more blue, bit more risk
Speaker 3: before we start to straighten up. Half to seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, that's it's called the naughty at six forty.
Speaker 5: So it's those things that we talk about that just.
Speaker 2: Are a little bit edgy.
Speaker 5: But that's okay because it's before seven, so we can
Speaker 5: do what we want.
Speaker 2: Who guess what about this one?
Speaker 3: A woman who experiences dozens of spontaneous orgasms a day
Speaker 3: has revealed the isolating reality of her condition.
Speaker 2: This is a genuine thing. She's twenty nine years old. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a thing called PGAD.
Speaker 3: It's persistent genital arousal disorder.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a rare.
Speaker 3: Condition that causes unwanted arousal on unpredictable orgasms. She becomes
Speaker 3: so debilitating for this twenty nine year old. She cannot work,
Speaker 3: She barely leaves her house. She was forced to miss
Speaker 3: her mother's future.
Speaker 5: Oh, this is what happens to me when I watch
Speaker 5: Magic Mike.
Speaker 2: PGAD. Oh, my very good.
Speaker 3: So it's probably one of those things where you say
Speaker 3: the be like, well, that sounds like the ideal condition. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but if it was happening to you so much, you're like,
Speaker 3: actually particularly eight. How about my mum, funeral, I don't
Speaker 3: want to have an orgasm? Okay, trying them on.
Speaker 5: I'm so sad. But also.
Speaker 2: She's sricken with grief. I don't know, she's literally having
Speaker 2: an orgasm.
Speaker 4: I mean, imagine trying to come to work or come
Speaker 4: to work now, but no, imagine trying to do a job,
Speaker 4: and that was happening all the time, and you had
Speaker 4: to try and like stifle it. You know how you
Speaker 4: stifle a sneeze, but you feel sneezing. You're like like that, Yeah,
Speaker 4: imagine trying to do that twenty five times a day.
Speaker 2: Well, she said similar to that, it's very rare that
Speaker 2: I'm actually around him.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 3: I order my clothes and groceries and most of my
Speaker 3: points are done online.
Speaker 2: I don't work, and I live alone.
Speaker 3: You can't really prove that someone is having an orgasm,
Speaker 3: but I'm scared that someone realize, so I avoid people.
Speaker 3: So she's probing that thing. She'll be having a chat
Speaker 3: with someone in the height of an orgasm. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what's wrong with yough hay fever? You've got hay fever.
Speaker 4: Being in the middle of the Vedie department of Coles
Speaker 4: goodness gracious, and you run into like Susan from your kids' school, Yes,
Speaker 4: You're like, hey, Susan. Susan's like, what's happening to you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Who would have thought that Susan would tip you over
Speaker 3: the edge.
Speaker 5: And Susan's like, well, I've still got it, So.
Speaker 2: You're you can confirm Joe's you don't have pg A
Speaker 2: D no.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I don't know.
Speaker 2: You've got mt T K B D G o'.
Speaker 3: It's married to the King Big Dog Gregor, which is
Speaker 3: somewhat similar with far.
Speaker 4: Less August first game of the season Grand Final rematch
Speaker 4: between the Strikers and the Brisbane Hate. Now, when the
Speaker 4: players walk out to the middle, they do it in
Speaker 4: the men's and the women's game. Each player selects a
Speaker 4: song right that they want to play.
Speaker 5: It's their theme song.
Speaker 4: It's designed to get the crowd up and about, really
Speaker 4: in the mood, like, hey, this is what I'm all about.
Speaker 4: We are on what to stand for. This is what
Speaker 4: you're about to get from me. So you can imagine
Speaker 4: my surprise when I reckon It was like one of
Speaker 4: maybe the third or fourth drop for the Brisbete walked
Speaker 4: out and this started blaring through the speakers.
Speaker 2: That after.
Speaker 3: Good things to come, it's a bit harm But yeah,
Speaker 3: Marty Crime, it's not just when she gets out early
Speaker 3: in her innings and as.
Speaker 5: My husband turns me and he goes, Marty, this should
Speaker 5: be a good inning, shouldn't.
Speaker 2: It for a T twenty match as well? You can
Speaker 2: only envision.
Speaker 3: That's just going to be a grind and she's going
Speaker 3: to make three or four and twenty five deliveries, which is.
Speaker 2: An absolute night.
Speaker 4: And even all her teammates are like, Okay, that was
Speaker 4: a crappy song.
Speaker 5: It was a crappy innings. What are we doing here?
Speaker 3: You're doing from the start, it's gonna be something big, upbeat.
Speaker 3: It's aggressive, especially for a T twenty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got a fame song that I would quite like.
Speaker 5: Do you want to hear what I'd like to come
Speaker 5: out to?
Speaker 3: I think it's you know what, it's actually reasonable, predictable,
Speaker 3: isn't it?
Speaker 5: Joy striding to the crew?
Speaker 2: Whoa and you're not just weeks off as well? Short
Speaker 2: time of the crease, but boy would be entertained. You've
Speaker 2: got them real Glenny.
Speaker 3: Maxwall Bottom, which means she's going to reverse reverse cowboys,
Speaker 3: sweep the first shot over her head, get bold, but
Speaker 3: you'll go over the bank.
Speaker 4: That's nice.
Speaker 5: I'm here for a good time, not a long time,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I should we go around the rooms. Let's go to
Speaker 3: produce a flak jump from the mic? There fla what
Speaker 3: do you've got?
Speaker 2: What have you got? Because you've got to faw yourself up,
Speaker 2: you know, all right, picture this, I'm going out. I'm
Speaker 2: going to hit a century or is that right?
Speaker 5: That would be an excellent effort.
Speaker 2: But I'm going to hit that and I'm going to
Speaker 2: walk out to this from Cake.
Speaker 5: That's nice speed, that's nice like that for me?
Speaker 2: Jode's it's pretty, isn't it? You know? What gets me
Speaker 2: fired up? And in the sweet spot sometimes I.
Speaker 3: Listen to it a five fifty five just to really
Speaker 3: get there, really obvious that the job that's wet, get
Speaker 3: a fuck and that's a six.
Speaker 4: The web.
Speaker 2: What have you? Producers? I mean, what's what's getting you
Speaker 2: in the zion?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 7: I am the ultimate athlete in this room, it's no question.
Speaker 7: I know. I had to think long and hard about this,
Speaker 7: but then everyone else started thinking for me, and producer
Speaker 7: had a really good suggestion. Yeah, a bit of a
Speaker 7: nineties classic for me to walk out to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this works, doesn't it? She counts to a beginning.
Speaker 5: Baby, So.
Speaker 2: It's brutal, but he's not right.
Speaker 3: And then as producers how he goes back to the
Speaker 3: shed sweet true.
Speaker 2: Now that's a job that was a joke. That's a
Speaker 2: job joke. A terrible job. Job. What a delightful way
Speaker 2: to start your week. Just inject, give you a little
Speaker 2: bit of humor, put you in the white path.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's what we do here. I've got a bit
Speaker 5: of an inappropriate one. Oh my goodness, that's okay, that's right.
Speaker 5: I might go last.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's post seven o'clock. We got rid of those
Speaker 3: shenanigans at six boards.
Speaker 4: No, it's inappropriate and that it will make people angry
Speaker 4: at men.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's bring it on. What we do re minded?
Speaker 2: This is the Monday morning Joe cough.
Speaker 5: No, it is funny.
Speaker 7: Okay, produce so you kick yourself forre you got had
Speaker 7: a massive weekend. Guys ended up in the vet last night.
Speaker 7: He made dog minton had a shuttlecock, badminton.
Speaker 3: Stop eating shattle cockslastic silly dog.
Speaker 4: Do you know what the fun part about badminton is?
Speaker 4: Just to digress for a moment.
Speaker 5: You can smash that shuttle cock as hard as you like.
Speaker 5: Don't go anywhere I'm going.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In fact, the harder you hit it, the more it's
Speaker 3: slow down. It's quite frustrated.
Speaker 2: Catapults straight to the ground. I think we all know
Speaker 2: a shuttle cock.
Speaker 3: Okay, So recently got a bit of trouble here at
Speaker 3: I thought it was quite funny. But I was playing
Speaker 3: a bit of a prank on people in the office,
Speaker 3: and what I was doing was going up to their
Speaker 3: keyboards and swapping around the m's and the ends. At
Speaker 3: one stage it made someone so frustra that they called
Speaker 3: me a monster. But I'd say they were more of
Speaker 3: a nonster.
Speaker 4: That no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ok finished stop Okay.
Speaker 4: Bob was in trouble, so he forgot his wedding anniversary,
Speaker 4: and his wife was so very angry, and she said
Speaker 4: to him, tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
Speaker 4: in the driveway that goes from nought to two hundred
Speaker 4: in six seconds, and it had better be there. So
Speaker 4: the next morning she got up nice and early, and
Speaker 4: she thought, Bob's going to redeem himself here. The next morning,
Speaker 4: he got up early and left for work. When his
Speaker 4: wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough,
Speaker 4: there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of
Speaker 4: the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and
Speaker 4: ran out to the driveway, brought the box back into
Speaker 4: the house. She opened it and found a brand new
Speaker 4: bathroom scale.
Speaker 5: Bob has not been seen since Friday.
Speaker 4: Nor did you.
Speaker 3: Come on, Bob, Come on, Bob, wake up to yourself.
Speaker 2: But also congratulations to you.
Speaker 3: Jakes perfectly use the words broad and.
Speaker 5: I read it off the internet. Hazy.
Speaker 4: Is there anything more annoying than people taking your stuff
Speaker 4: around the house.
Speaker 2: I'd imagine that would be very, very frustrating.
Speaker 5: It is incredibly frustrating. Would you like an example?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: Okay, So this week I purchased a box of those
Speaker 4: expensive lint door chocolates, right delicious.
Speaker 5: It was a gift.
Speaker 4: I want one for a guy called Alan at Channel
Speaker 4: ten who effectively really helped me with a political story
Speaker 4: earlier in the week that I didn't quite understand. And
Speaker 4: when I say he helped me, he wrote the whole
Speaker 4: thing I need.
Speaker 2: That sort of helped too with political story, yes, correct.
Speaker 4: It particularly once pertaining to the way Hola still works. Ah.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: So anyway, Alan helped me out a lot, so I thought,
Speaker 4: I'm just going to read pay him by buying this
Speaker 4: box of chocolates. So I bring it home, the kids
Speaker 4: help with the groceries into the house, and then I
Speaker 4: get in the car and because I had to go somewhere,
Speaker 4: and then Peyton goes comes running out of the house
Speaker 4: with the lint doors and holds them up.
Speaker 5: She goes, can I et these? And I'm like, absolutely not,
Speaker 5: don't touch them. So that was fine.
Speaker 4: I thought she heeded the message until I got home
Speaker 4: and I opened the cupboard and they said lint doors
Speaker 4: were already open and approximately half the box was gone.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, someone had a good old crack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so mum's lost her mind, not for the first
Speaker 4: time this week.
Speaker 5: And so I start quizzing the char I'm like, who
Speaker 5: wait these and.
Speaker 4: One of them looks at me and she goes, I'm
Speaker 4: gluten free. I can't touch them. So it wasn't me.
Speaker 5: And then the.
Speaker 3: Smashing windows, breaking tables, throwing knives and furs.
Speaker 2: The kids a hiding under the table again.
Speaker 4: The five year old's like, genuinely, that's too high. I
Speaker 4: can't reach that. So I was like, oh, it wasn't her.
Speaker 4: What's going on. I looked at Peyton. I was like,
Speaker 4: I told you not to do it, and she was, I
Speaker 4: swear to you, I didn't anyway. In Saunter's dad.
Speaker 5: And I've gone, okay, there's the penny.
Speaker 4: It's just dropped. It's dropped right into the box of
Speaker 4: lint doors. I've gone, do you touch those chocolates? And
Speaker 4: he's like maybe, yeah.
Speaker 2: There is fresh off a beautiful sugar rush from all the.
Speaker 4: Limp chocolates, from the milky goodness that has lint or
Speaker 4: And I've gone, well, that was a gift for a
Speaker 4: work mate.
Speaker 5: He's like, which one, like Alan who wrote my story
Speaker 5: for me?
Speaker 4: And he's like, right, okay, no worries, that's fine, And
Speaker 4: just I said, the love of God, can everyone stop
Speaker 4: touching stuff that.
Speaker 5: Is not there?
Speaker 2: You know it's a mouthing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you reckon?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 3: Absolutely I can tell you as a representative of the
Speaker 3: male species, it is a mouth thing. We scour every
Speaker 3: single part of the kitchen just looking for food. It's
Speaker 3: like we're fish on the bottom of the ocean and
Speaker 3: we're just looking for scraps. The amount the kilos, the
Speaker 3: hundreds of kilos of kids snacks that I've gone through
Speaker 3: really and got absolutely brated from my wife for doing so.
Speaker 5: Well, you're not a fish. You're a bottom feeder for
Speaker 5: a start.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine, that's what it feels like to you.
Speaker 4: Slide your full guts along the bottom of the ocean
Speaker 4: floor looking for algae.
Speaker 5: That's what you're doing is delicious.
Speaker 3: The deeper the ocean, the more delicious the algae is.
Speaker 3: We've always said.
Speaker 5: That what is are a sage in these circuits.
Speaker 3: So Carol is Carol left for with the kids for
Speaker 3: about three or four days, and when and when she
Speaker 3: got back the next day and I was at work,
Speaker 3: she said, you've managed to absolutely destroy the house of
Speaker 3: all the kids snacks. That was about ten kilos worth
Speaker 3: of kid snacks. We're talking mini shapes, many pringles, cheese sticks,
Speaker 3: musically bar, Oh my gosh, this gut has seen a music.
Speaker 2: Bar or two. I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I don't even want them half the time. Most of
Speaker 3: time they be like, I don't even think this is nice,
Speaker 3: but I feel like I have to do.
Speaker 4: You know where you should draw draw the line at
Speaker 4: roll ups? You shouldn't meet it roll ups. That's not food,
Speaker 4: that's plastic.
Speaker 3: And also the excuse of oh, I thought you bought
Speaker 3: these for me. It doesn't fly anymore.
Speaker 4: Well. The worst part about the Great Linked or Debarcle
Speaker 4: was the fact that he goes if I like I could,
Speaker 4: I could take the box back up he'll never know.
Speaker 2: Men.
Speaker 7: Good on us Christmas pageanty, I geese.
Speaker 5: We love this so much.
Speaker 4: The twenty twenty four National Pharmacies Christmas Pageant is back.
Speaker 5: It is happening this Saturday. I've discovered that you're rid it.
Speaker 4: Sorry, maybe perhaps you might be making an appearance.
Speaker 5: Who knows, but we.
Speaker 2: Do basically looking around here.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe not, Maybe that was supposed to be a
Speaker 4: surprised Hey, we got a bunch of reserve VIPs.
Speaker 8: Sorry, alright, Jodi Oddie. When we have meetings weeks ago
Speaker 8: about we're gonna do something and surprise Hazy what part
Speaker 8: of We're not going to tell Hazy until we're ready
Speaker 8: to do.
Speaker 5: Not get well.
Speaker 2: Hashtag feeling surprised.
Speaker 4: There's a very strong possibility that I don't listen in meetings,
Speaker 4: and it's just become apparent.
Speaker 2: AnyWho, wait, what's going on?
Speaker 4: We've got a bunch of Preserve the IP viewing spots
Speaker 4: for families, including food beverage could all be yours.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: When you were there, all you had to do was
Speaker 4: watch nine News nightly at six with Brenton and Kate
Speaker 4: listen not for the float and Samantha from Air.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping you did just that.
Speaker 4: Yes, I did. Okay thirteen twenty four ten samouths, are
Speaker 4: you calling to say that you've ruined a surprise? Yes?
Speaker 5: What was the float doll? It was humpty dumpty, Yes
Speaker 5: there is. How are you going to take a lot?
Speaker 2: My grandchildren?
Speaker 5: How old are they?
Speaker 8: Nine?
Speaker 9: Eight and six?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well done, well done, congratulated, Thank you, thanks JD and
Speaker 2: hazy mom. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: We go every year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going in style this year. You can just
Speaker 5: strut in at the last minute if you like.
Speaker 2: No stress stress. Oh that's exspull.
Speaker 9: Yes, the early mornings usually when the pageant comes.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's good, excellent, Okay.
Speaker 4: Come together and experience the magic of Christmas with the
Speaker 4: National Pharmacies Christmas Pageant, celebrating the official start to the
Speaker 4: festive season. This Saturday is second of November. Plus song
Speaker 4: before I say something else to you, there I.
Speaker 3: Go, Oh my very goodness, seven point thirty Every morning
Speaker 3: this week you get ready with a code word to
Speaker 3: score some VP spots. Feed family for the Christmas pageant.
Speaker 3: Come out next chance. Let's talk about the outrageous amount
Speaker 3: of money that people are losing through fines for using
Speaker 3: their mobile.
Speaker 2: Phone oh, okay, go to blow your mind. Let's talk
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 3: Oh my very goodness, and that is the money that
Speaker 3: has been generated by these mobile phone cameras that have
Speaker 3: been install How much Adelaide's mobile phone detection cameras are
Speaker 3: raking in nearly ten thousand dollars an hour and more
Speaker 3: than ten thousand drivers have been busted in one month.
Speaker 2: Just try and calculate this for a second.
Speaker 3: Okay, the cameras have brought in and astonishing six point
Speaker 3: eight million dollars in just four weeks.
Speaker 2: They are the official figures. Eighty vehicles have.
Speaker 3: Been busted four or more times, with one vehicle registration
Speaker 3: given fifteen finds.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I just.
Speaker 5: My jaws on the ground. You're joking.
Speaker 3: So it creates to two hundred and twenty six thousand
Speaker 3: dollars three under thirty per day and nine four hundred
Speaker 3: and thirty dollars per hour since the grace period ended.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you've got one near you, right near Channel seven, Yes,
Speaker 4: High Marshport Road.
Speaker 5: Okay, So what do they look like?
Speaker 3: They look like once you know, we don't really look
Speaker 3: for them, but once you know what they look like,
Speaker 3: you know that they're coming. It's like a big sort
Speaker 3: of thing that hangs over the top of you with
Speaker 3: a bunch of cameras on top. So when you get
Speaker 3: it pointed out to you, it's very very obvious.
Speaker 4: Okay, So that one vehicle that got given fifteen five
Speaker 4: is clearly not identifying where the cameras.
Speaker 3: Are, no, or there's just a genuine disregard for the
Speaker 3: cameras far raw. So I look at like this though,
Speaker 3: six point eight million dollars, And you know I look
Speaker 3: like this because I haven't been done yet.
Speaker 5: Please don't say yes, please as soon as.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to get done. But look, I'll
Speaker 2: be honest with you.
Speaker 3: More than once we got done during the grace period,
Speaker 3: and that was enough for me now to take the
Speaker 3: step of putting the phone in the back seat. We're
Speaker 3: even putting the phone in my boot, knowing that I
Speaker 3: can't feel around for it because for me, it wasn't
Speaker 3: just texting or scrolling Instagram river.
Speaker 2: It was changing music. Yeah, I think that's where my
Speaker 2: big problem was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, isn't that incredible.
Speaker 3: Six point eight million dollars? If I'm looking at it
Speaker 3: from a positive perspective, that's six point eight million dollars
Speaker 3: going to the government to fix up Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: I better not even slightly run over a pothole anywhere.
Speaker 2: There OBC complaints. When we're sitting on South it's congested.
Speaker 4: Yes, Wow, that's incredible. Do you know what else is amazing?
Speaker 4: The Lucky Dumpling market down by the river Torrens there
Speaker 4: Elder Park. Unbelievable scenes on Saturday night. It was absolutely
Speaker 4: heaving and I mean just it was incredible the sheer
Speaker 4: amount of people that were going through there. And the
Speaker 4: thing is, I think people must have thought that was
Speaker 4: the last weekend.
Speaker 5: It goes to November tenth.
Speaker 2: Was the first day first, you think it.
Speaker 5: Was the first weekend. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So we went there yesterday and just the vendors. My
Speaker 4: sister in at one stage and very stupidly said Hey, where
Speaker 4: where do you get the dumplings from?
Speaker 5: And she said, oh my god.
Speaker 3: She's like, I've got a feeling we're in the right
Speaker 3: spot to find a dumpling or two.
Speaker 5: Do you know what was funny though?
Speaker 4: There were some performers up on stage because they did
Speaker 4: some beautiful like singing and dancing and all that sort
Speaker 4: of thing. Some of the performers who were Korean and
Speaker 4: did some k pop right came off stage, sat down
Speaker 4: and I watched.
Speaker 5: Them go and get some KFC.
Speaker 2: Bumpling down.
Speaker 4: One of the best shows, hands down on the Beautiful
Speaker 4: ten network is Have You Been Paying Attention? The season
Speaker 4: finale is on tonight. One of the stars of it
Speaker 4: is the sensational Kitty Flanning and good morning to.
Speaker 5: You, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: You've got a bit going on at the moment. You
Speaker 4: have you been paying attention? You've got, of course four
Speaker 4: hundred and eighty eight Rules of Life, which has won
Speaker 4: multiple awards, which is one of the best books ever written.
Speaker 4: And also you're the star of Fisk, which is also
Speaker 4: one of the best shows on television as well.
Speaker 5: You're on Fire.
Speaker 6: Yes, Fisk is back on at the moment at the
Speaker 6: ABC Season three has just started, Episode three coming out
Speaker 6: this Sunday, and episode two went to her last night.
Speaker 4: One of my favorite parts of Fisk CAZy. I'm not
Speaker 4: sure if you've seen it, but it's in one of
Speaker 4: the early episodes when you get you get banned from
Speaker 4: your coffee shop, which is so there's a bloke talking
Speaker 4: loudly on his phone and you go nuts at him
Speaker 4: and you don't realize he's the So now you've got
Speaker 4: to get shit coffee from like the equivalent of the
Speaker 4: local service station, which is a buck.
Speaker 5: It's so funny. Oh my god, is that based on
Speaker 5: real life experience?
Speaker 6: I think I've done those sorts of things where I
Speaker 6: do it and they don't necessarily ban me, but I
Speaker 6: behave in a way where I, well, I can't go
Speaker 6: back to it. It's more of a self fanning than
Speaker 6: a listal ban So yeah, it's self imposed spanning from
Speaker 6: quite a few places. Oh, you sound like you might
Speaker 6: be a fellow rule flower, I think, Jody.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm actually quite good.
Speaker 4: I try and behave myself in Publican you like the rule, Yeah,
Speaker 4: but there have been situations where you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I just cannot go back into that establishment, so you
Speaker 4: will avoid it, like the play kitty.
Speaker 3: What we're really enjoying as well from you is some
Speaker 3: of this life advice that we're getting if we scout,
Speaker 3: particularly your socials and all the little projects that you do,
Speaker 3: and I, as a man as well, absolutely lived by
Speaker 3: some of these rules.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One of the one of the a couple of rules
Speaker 4: from your book Rule thirty two in particular, peaked interest.
Speaker 4: If you vape, you look a lot less cool than
Speaker 4: you think. In fact you look like In fact, you
Speaker 4: look like you're blowing a USB stick or R two
Speaker 4: D two's detachable penis.
Speaker 3: So Kitty's that should be the government message right there,
Speaker 3: that's going to get I was.
Speaker 6: Ahead of the time. I wrote that in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 6: Now it's very valid now.
Speaker 4: I think One of my other favorites is if your
Speaker 4: dishwasher doesn't wash your dish properly, don't hand wash it.
Speaker 4: Put it back in the dishwasher, because if you don't,
Speaker 4: then you're rewarding the dishwasher for bad behavior and poor
Speaker 4: performance exactly.
Speaker 6: I feel like a dishwasher is like AI. It should learn.
Speaker 6: It needs to learn, you know, like they should have
Speaker 6: that thing in built in them, Like if you don't
Speaker 6: wash that properly, it's going back in. It'll keep going
Speaker 6: back in until you get it right. I mean, that's
Speaker 6: how my parents were with me. So your parents.
Speaker 4: Have actually generational thing, Yeah, effectively parented you by putting
Speaker 4: you back in the dishwasher until you learn it.
Speaker 6: They maybe just keep doing something they're like it.
Speaker 4: Right, exactly, Hey, of all of the comedians that you've
Speaker 4: worked with, I know it's it's tough to name one
Speaker 4: of your favorites, but I know Sampang accepted a low
Speaker 4: yeo on your behalf. You two must have an incredibly
Speaker 4: close relationship given all the working time you've had together.
Speaker 6: Yes, we are very good buddies, which means that we
Speaker 6: can be quite rude to each other on screen, which
Speaker 6: I think people like.
Speaker 4: Yah.
Speaker 6: So yeah, we do have a bit of a bit
Speaker 6: of back and forth on screen, but yeah, off screen,
Speaker 6: we're very good buddies. We play golf together. Yeah, we
Speaker 6: hang out. So it's people often say, oh my god,
Speaker 6: sampanks so many. It's like, yeah, come on, we all
Speaker 6: want Sampang to anything to us everyone.
Speaker 2: Will that be the dream when you get posted by Pang? Hey, Kitty, Yeah, exact,
Speaker 2: that's how everyone, kitty. If someone like yourself, what do
Speaker 2: you find funny?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: It's if it's Pang. If it's someone else, who do
Speaker 3: you genuinely get like?
Speaker 2: So amused by.
Speaker 6: Anne Edmunds, Yes, which is why I've we've got her
Speaker 6: in fisk in a couple of episodes, because she is
Speaker 6: just a loose cannon she makes me laugh so hard
Speaker 6: on thank God you're here. She's just she's my favorite thing.
Speaker 6: So she's she's really funny.
Speaker 5: I love her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because sometimes you can sit with your best at
Speaker 4: work and make each other laugh and be like, we're
Speaker 4: the funniest people of But comparatively speaking, you and your
Speaker 4: mates are probably a little bit funnier. I would have
Speaker 4: thought the final episode, the Grand Final. Have you been
Speaker 4: paying attention? Tonight on Channel ten? Kitty Flanagan always an
Speaker 4: absolute pleasure?
Speaker 2: Really chat, it is so.
Speaker 5: Time for it.
Speaker 2: Let's go, girls. I just want to screen this from
Speaker 2: a mountaintop. Yeah, the girl, Yeah, the girls.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The only reason you're allowed to be involved in chic
Speaker 4: chat is because you get around.
Speaker 2: Us, because I'm pushing the buttons.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we need you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, let's talk about this. When should you say
Speaker 4: I love you for the first time? Oh god, it's
Speaker 4: nervous to in a new relationship, isn't.
Speaker 5: It like you say first?
Speaker 4: No, you say first, and then you always always run
Speaker 4: the risk if you say it first and they don't
Speaker 4: say it back.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh wow, your soul is destroyed.
Speaker 2: It's the height of rejections.
Speaker 5: Isn't it okay.
Speaker 4: So, according to a dating expert, the average is around
Speaker 4: two to six months into dating.
Speaker 5: Six months. If a blow hasn't set it.
Speaker 7: After six months, wouldn't want to way too long be you.
Speaker 3: See, this is where it's really tricky for men because
Speaker 3: we don't know how to read the lady.
Speaker 2: So I feel like, no, no, no, all men.
Speaker 5: Not all men, most just the one standing in front
Speaker 5: of me.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me, verstly to all the layers and
Speaker 3: here I love you to produce a flak.
Speaker 2: He's a man. I love you too completely fine.
Speaker 3: I feel like there will be situations where ladies like
Speaker 3: he should have said it by now, But then if
Speaker 3: he said it a meeting immediately, the gun actually too much.
Speaker 2: Said go away. Yeah, you tell me. That's not confusing.
Speaker 5: But I think if two okay, this is the defining factor.
Speaker 8: Though.
Speaker 4: If two people can't really be sure that they're in
Speaker 4: love with each other, then you're probably not in love
Speaker 4: with each other.
Speaker 5: I agree.
Speaker 3: Maybe it feels like sometimes there could be a bit
Speaker 3: of a power struct you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: This is not a counseling session for you, by the way.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 3: Third, three, four ten get involved when did you say it?
Speaker 3: Tell us your stories particular situation where you rejected that someone.
Speaker 2: Were you the rejector?
Speaker 4: This might help you. Here's a few signs that the
Speaker 4: experts say. I'm in any harmony experts, so look, this
Speaker 4: is what they say. Other signs that you are in love.
Speaker 4: You can let your guard around, get guard down around.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you can put.
Speaker 2: Your guard up around.
Speaker 5: You're really defensive and everything you say you should it do.
Speaker 2: If I love you so much, I don't want to
Speaker 2: tell you anything.
Speaker 5: Out of them.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You want to spend pretty much all of your time
Speaker 4: with them, and you miss them when they're.
Speaker 5: Away, and finally they make you happy. Well, thanks you.
Speaker 5: How many cheers? Tips?
Speaker 3: Turn this into a therapy session. Anyone wants to share
Speaker 3: some stories? Producers, how we go?
Speaker 7: That's really mean?
Speaker 5: Yes, we know that.
Speaker 7: My ex and I, the first time he said I
Speaker 7: love you was by accident and he took it back.
Speaker 7: We were in the shops and what is he five? Yeah,
Speaker 7: you'd think we were in the shops and we were
Speaker 7: doing the classic like oh, I love pizza, and then
Speaker 7: we were like, let's get pepperoni for I love pepper
Speaker 7: and let's get and then he was like, I love you,
Speaker 7: and I was like, oh, this is a bit cute.
Speaker 7: This is a cute story that we'll be able to
Speaker 7: tell later in life. And then he went no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: and took it back.
Speaker 2: How far into the right she would say, that would
Speaker 2: have been like three months in early.
Speaker 5: Exactly, so late, not yeah.
Speaker 2: Three months? Is that's late in his relationships?
Speaker 7: You, I think you should love me by then?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, look at her, she's so lovable.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 7: Proven in my successful relationships. No, but then yes, my
Speaker 7: ex also thought that he has in the past waited
Speaker 7: a year to tell someone they loved them matter.
Speaker 5: That was a red place. Oh come on, mate, that's insane.
Speaker 4: Can you remember my my very good friend Tiff from
Speaker 4: ten years first, when she was like seventeen, was in
Speaker 4: a relationship with a boy and he panicked, He said,
Speaker 4: I love you.
Speaker 2: Tube, He's done very well.
Speaker 7: See that the cute story.
Speaker 5: It's a bit cutter than yours.
Speaker 2: When do you say I love you in a relationship?
Speaker 2: What's the time limits?
Speaker 3: The experts are saying, could be sort of thirty six months,
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a couple of days.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, I said car on the night that
Speaker 2: I met her. Thank you to remember that. Thank goodness,
Speaker 2: I just went too hard to wear.
Speaker 5: I think you said I love you please saved me
Speaker 5: from my life. OKLB, how are you?
Speaker 9: I'm good? Thanks?
Speaker 5: How are you good?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm reading into this situation that you said it
Speaker 4: quite early.
Speaker 7: I was very early.
Speaker 9: It was within like a week.
Speaker 2: That is early.
Speaker 5: Oh, tell me everything. How did this play out?
Speaker 9: I was only fifteen, so I was young and in
Speaker 9: long yes, and he looked at me and then just
Speaker 9: gave me.
Speaker 5: A whole oh didn't say back no, oh no.
Speaker 2: Why would you no? So how did it finish up?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: Caylor? What what happened afterwards? Was there a follow up?
Speaker 9: Just a few follow up?
Speaker 6: Years?
Speaker 2: How many?
Speaker 9: So we've been together seventeen years and married ten years?
Speaker 9: Next weekend?
Speaker 5: So nice?
Speaker 2: So have you spoken about this situation?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: Plenty of time we walk about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh that's super cute. That may fifteen happy?
Speaker 3: So they can be a happy ending. I just I'm
Speaker 3: so interested. Calor into your partner and how they weren't.
Speaker 2: Was there a scared of like a detraction or anything?
Speaker 3: Or what do they do? Did they feel the same way?
Speaker 3: But they didn't say what's the conversations you've had?
Speaker 9: Oh, I think it was he was only seventeen, didn't.
Speaker 1: Know what to say.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a lot. No, not at seventeen.
Speaker 4: Seventeen year old boys aren't renowned for being articulate.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you for that, Carl. That's very nice.
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go. See. I can't say it's super
Speaker 2: super duper duper early and still live a beautiful, happy
Speaker 2: the rest of your life together.
Speaker 5: Very nice.
Speaker 2: I love you.