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Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. I've ever counted the palms?

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Speaker 2: Have you?

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Speaker 1: But what do you want?

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Speaker 2: Thing like I'm doing? I'm doing?

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Speaker 1: Who do you appreciate it? Daddy never misses.

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Speaker 3: Relatable Relatables podcast is sensed by myself J.

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Speaker 4: Craig aka Daddy and my partner in crime, mister aka mommy.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing having a podcast? That is boy,

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Speaker 1: I have something to say to you, a confession as

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Speaker 1: you will the other day. So Beth and Bethany and

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Speaker 1: I am moving talking about it for a few weeks coming.

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Speaker 1: By the time this comes out, I might have been moved.

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Speaker 1: But we've been selling stuff right. Actually, okay, quick random story.

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Speaker 1: I know we have to get into something, but quick

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Speaker 1: random this at the time. So daddies, we sold a chair, right,

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Speaker 1: and these people come to pick it up and saw

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Speaker 1: photos of it, best sent the measurements of it. Everything right,

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Speaker 1: these people come to pick it up. I carry it ow.

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Speaker 1: I helped helped the it's a boyfriend and girlfriend. I

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Speaker 1: I was just up here on the right and I

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Speaker 2: I hate when people do this. And then and then

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just this one here, just like a small sedan,

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Speaker 1: and I was wasn't fitting dude. He opens the front

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Speaker 1: And like they I was just like kind of amused,

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Speaker 2: You should have said, oh, I'll let you deal with

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Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to do. I older than that,

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Speaker 2: That that's when you say I don't drive would have

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Speaker 1: And then that's kind of like oh, and to be fair,

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Speaker 2: I said leave it if it was under a hundred.

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Speaker 1: AnyWho, And so eventually we figure out we actually took

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And the guy still had to help me lift

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Speaker 2: Could have just gone straight to this. Yeah, welcome to relatable.

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Speaker 1: So the HD boy is more like she she fucking

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Speaker 1: loves pitch perfect yea, and started playing a pitch Perfect album,

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Speaker 1: which is a cappella and the treble makers, Bro, the

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Speaker 2: Wait wait wait, Treble's are like that big doing a

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Speaker 1: Treble is something to do with music. Yeah, and Bro,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't say I remember pitch Perfect day.

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Speaker 1: I'd watch it again. Oh, good movie, cringey, but good.

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Speaker 2: Funny, sidetracking even more. Yeah, yeah, guys, let's start far

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Speaker 2: off with it. I started reading a new book. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I'm on my self help journey, So that's disgusting. I

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Speaker 2: didn't tell you you're gonna hate this. I'm listening. And

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Speaker 2: also it is called the Way of the Superior Man.

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Speaker 2: A spiritual guide to mastering the challenges of women.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm sorry, I think we might have to

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Speaker 1: turn the cameras on. It's not much insane thing.

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Speaker 2: It's actually quite interesting and it's not what you think

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 1: It's like balancing.

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Speaker 2: It's balancing your like masculine and feminine energies in a

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Speaker 2: healthy way, which a lot of men can't actually do.

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Speaker 1: Okay, how do you find it?

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Speaker 2: I've heard about it before. A couple of friends have

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Speaker 2: really good for like lost men. But I wanted to say,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get to something. Yeah, when you watch

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Speaker 1: Okay, depending on mood. But I'm going to answer this easier,

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Speaker 1: just more black and white. I want to say, majority

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Speaker 1: of the time I love an action Okay, yeah, majority

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Speaker 1: of the time I do like action.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna love that you said that. From that one thing,

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Speaker 2: I know that you are the dom in the bedroom?

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Speaker 1: What the fuck this? I tell you, this is the

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Speaker 1: most toxic maculinity book you could ever read. For you,

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Speaker 1: for you to think that I'm the dom in the

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Speaker 2: Let me ask this. Am I wrong? Mmm? You take lead?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I reckon, I do take lead? Now? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Did you only just start liking watching action movies?

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Speaker 1: I've always debunked the mug's red pil man to my left,

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Speaker 1: get him out of the studio. No, no, no, I

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Speaker 1: think it's getting to something. I think it's getting this.

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Speaker 2: Have you said any of this to Cassie? No? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I haven't finished a book yet.

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Speaker 1: Dang, she knows what I'm in the bedroom.

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Speaker 2: No one else does.

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Speaker 1: I know for a fact, because a couple of weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: pipes for what's the craziest thing A guy said in

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Speaker 1: the bedroom and a woman said, I said to him, Oh,

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Speaker 1: And then when we re enacted.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yours was way better.

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Speaker 1: I remember, to be fair, my mind was better. But like,

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Speaker 1: I don't think either one of us were like taken

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Speaker 2: No, but I would say I'm not vocal in the bedroom,

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Speaker 2: but I definitely lead, okay, one hundred leading, but a

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Speaker 2: handling handling, Yeah, yeah, I like to think. So I

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Speaker 2: think that turns me on as well.

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Speaker 1: You just like silent, heavy breather.

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Speaker 2: I say a couple of things like damn, like fucking

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Speaker 2: don't make crazy guys. What do you say that? Mister?

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Speaker 2: Fucking I watch action movies.

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Speaker 1: Actually, can I just say something I don't want to know?

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Speaker 2: You think you're a dog of an alter ego? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you think you're a dog in a bedroom.

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Speaker 1: I have an alter ego. Do you mind if I

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Speaker 1: go on top now? I actually want to leave that

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Speaker 1: up to the bad his imaginations. Okay, if anybody's been

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Speaker 1: listening for a while, I want you to think of

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't say much. Have you ever done

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Speaker 2: She laughed, laughing, be like oh yeah, fair, fair, all right.

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Speaker 2: So if you're a man, what will you say post finishing?

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Speaker 2: Good doing business with you. That's fucked good doing business.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of funny though it's like a little one

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Speaker 2: night stand. Yeah, okay, that could be like pleasure doing

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Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, we're not in a romantic relationship,

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: I like that. I like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I find that so funny. That's

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Speaker 2: No, I think like, yeah, like coming from a girl,

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Speaker 1: Actually, thank you. PA say to all men you should

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Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, well maybe not like immediately after you ejaculated.

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Speaker 2: you say post finishing you were amazing? Big spoon or

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Speaker 1: Oh? I guess it's kind of giving a compliment and

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Speaker 1: Like, don't touch me. What's with that?

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Speaker 2: Like before shower, a couple kisses. Yeah, yeah that was good,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like want your leg on me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll we convene when we go to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Let's wake up and think about it. That's why I

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Speaker 2: This one's good. If you're a man, what would you

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Speaker 2: say post finishing? Thank you for allowing me the honor.

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Speaker 2: I'll go home now.

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Speaker 1: Hey, another good one. Know your place, yes, yeah, know

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Speaker 2: The job is done, you can leave. Oh, we're a

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Speaker 2: would you say post finishing? Alrighty, wear'd my vape end up?

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Speaker 1: Fuck? That would be the biggest eck, Like, oh wait,

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Speaker 2: If you still vape it, everyone knows it's bad for you.

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Speaker 1: Why are you doing it?

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Speaker 2: It's so it's so black and white. And also, who's

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Speaker 2: smoking in twenty twenty six? It causes cancer? Stop doing it?

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Speaker 1: It's actually an interesting conversation, super interest. I don't really

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Speaker 2: I remember past being a kid and like you'd walk

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Speaker 2: pretend to cough. I have a little coffee, but so

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Speaker 1: Everyone vapes now right, Yeah, And vapes don't smell like anything. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't hurt your nose, I don't hurt your lungs whatever.

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Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, the repercussions of vaping are known

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Speaker 2: because they're so new, exactly like you know what smoking

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Speaker 1: It kills you. If you're gonna vape, just smoke, because

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest, it's terrible for you. But smoking looks

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Speaker 1: not saying do not smoke. I'm just happy to admit, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Or we feel like parents right now, To be honest,

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Speaker 2: they're like, if you have an addiction to this little

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So like, look at yourself in the fucking mirror.

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Speaker 1: All right, there's people walking down the street with a

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Speaker 2: It exactly exactly Mummy and Daddy coded right there. If

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Speaker 1: I hate that because let me just say, buddy boy,

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Speaker 2: Used to think girls are really good at faking, Yeah

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Speaker 1: Do you reckon that? Yeah? Girls a really good fake?

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Speaker 2: Like, but when I say you know it was bad,

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Speaker 2: So the session's over because you know it's ship and

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Speaker 2: You don't want to fake it to gassim up, like

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Speaker 1: Nah. They women are very very yeah, but also like.

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Speaker 2: If you've got Williams, I mean it's not good. And

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Speaker 1: I don't think that it's wait. So I think it

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Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm just thinking

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Speaker 2: This, And then then the next phase of them having

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Speaker 2: a jackhammer, and then.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she's like, oh I came. He's like, hell, yes,

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Speaker 1: I can come now. How is that?

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Speaker 2: I might try this next one? Actually not right now,

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Speaker 2: maybe in the future. If you're a man, what would

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Speaker 1: Might just try that and pump up my little guys

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Speaker 1: and gals. I don't know what chooses the gender, but

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Speaker 2: Maybe in your fever, what I want to know is

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Speaker 2: because I've never done any research on it, But.

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Speaker 1: Is there like ways for the for a woman to

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Speaker 1: tactics that women do think gravity is a training actor? No,

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Speaker 1: thing do you reckon? Isn't like that? The whole purpose

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, because I remember Phoebean Friends?

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Speaker 1: Does that?

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Speaker 2: Is that where you're getting it from?

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Speaker 1: The reference I'm actually getting it from when Monica and

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Speaker 2: I don't know, because we both haven't thought about getting

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Speaker 1: Also, is there a position, a sex position that's like

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Speaker 1: I should be coming.

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Speaker 2: be the worst.

439
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: Yes, it would. And what's the deepest, the deepest fuck

440
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:41,000
Speaker 1: that's it? I don't know. Probably missionary.

441
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 2: It's gotta be, because I feel like Doggie the bums

442
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:50,239
Speaker 2: in the way A bit techy there. I think this

443
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 2: one Jake might use. Give us like your best go

444
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,199
Speaker 2: at trying this one. So after I said, all right,

445
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 2: if you're a man, what would you say post finishing?

446
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 1: Daddy never missed.

447
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 2: Who the thing is?

448
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 1: No thinking about it, no way I know. I was

449
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 1: saying earlier that when I alter ego on, so my

450
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,880
Speaker 1: old But the thing that gets my alter ego on

451
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 1: is a hard noodle.

452
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 2: That's the only thing that can get my alter ego going,

453
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 2: and currently I don't have a only now man go

454
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 2: to it.

455
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 5: I wouldn't see that wouldn't close your eyes.

456
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 6: But if you want to see, it's on YouTube and

457
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 6: it's on pad Okay, Dad didn't never misses that it.

458
00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:00,399
Speaker 1: Okay, ready on missing? Okay, what's the type of like

459
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a bit of like a mona

460
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: when I'm coming, I'm like a type of.

461
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 2: Thing like cigarettes after sex plan, I don't I still

462
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 2: don't do music.

463
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, try to add to the true the vibe. Oh,

464
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: daddy never misses it was good. That was good. Actually,

465
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: I'm actually not even laughing about that.

466
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, buddy, when I'm editing this, I was screen recorded.

467
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: I've got a couple more. Actually, another good one. I

468
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 2: reckon like kind of toxic, but kind of like really hot.

469
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 2: I think if you're a man, what would you say

470
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 2: post finishing careful?

471
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 1: You might get addicted? Okay, why is that sexy? And

472
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 1: also why would that make me want to punch him? Yeah?

473
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 2: But it's like I also want more. Yeah, It's like

474
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 2: it's like that would that would make me think, you know,

475
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: like what you're doing too much?

476
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: But like should I get tested? Good question? But it

477
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: would only be sexy if it was like the best

478
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 1: sex of your life.

479
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he would know that if he's saying that,

480
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 2: I don't know. Here's one that like this is definitely

481
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 2: written by women. If you're a man, what will you

482
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 2: say post finishing? I win, you lose.

483
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: If it was a race.

484
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: If it was a race, well, I think because he comes.

485
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 2: Hold up, she can finish when you lose. Universal music

486
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 2: sign me up? Did you hear that rhyme?

487
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 1: I just did do it again. If it was a race,

488
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: that would be the case. Yeah, hit him with a mace.

489
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:34,120
Speaker 1: She might hit you in the face. Let's go. Okay.

490
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: First of all, we've started off with a cappella.

491
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 2: Bro I said, what are we doing doing a podcast?

492
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: We can harmonize, all right, Actually, we can harmonize all right.

493
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: We can do appella, and we can fucking write rap lyrics.

494
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we can get hard.

495
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: That's all you need to be an artist. Actually, hold up,

496
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: that's kind of are you need to be a man?

497
00:24:54,840 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, batties.

498
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,959
Speaker 1: Time for dilemmas. If you want your dilemma red if

499
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: you have a dilemma. First of all, if if you

500
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: would like one read, you can send it in via

501
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: the link in our description. I did see one thing.

502
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: Someone commented that sometimes the link says that there's like

503
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: a unsupported file thing. Would that just be the person

504
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: clicking the link or is that on our side. Do

505
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: you know sometimes it expires.

506
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll double check, but like if you're listening to

507
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 2: an episode and it's like six months old, just go

508
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 2: on like the most recent one, then.

509
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,479
Speaker 1: Link in the description for Google docs adding your dilemma.

510
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: They're all anonymous, And I would like to reiterate I

511
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 1: love it when they have a title, so do I Yeah,

512
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 1: I love it when they have a title. And I

513
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: love it when the badies have put it int chatter

514
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 1: bet to make it sound crispy.

515
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 2: It's really hard to read someone else, even if it

516
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 2: has good punctuation and spelling like someone else's brain.

517
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: Well, usually that what what a dilemma is quite often

518
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: turns into like some verbal bath diarrhea. Same, he just

519
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: gone a bit of a rant, and then it's like

520
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: we're trying to read your inner monologue. Yeah, it's kind

521
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: of funny to be fair, but yeah, chat chip anyway, Hi, boys,

522
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 1: I need your advice because I feel like I'm stuck

523
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: between my head and my heart right now. Oh tough

524
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: place to be. I started talking to this guy about

525
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: three months ago, and yes, I am the same battie

526
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: who sent in the X on X still on his

527
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: Instagram posts dilemma a while back.

528
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 2: Oh, the one who like the Instagram I think he

529
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 2: has a profile looked like a fucking what's it called

530
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 2: a trine trying?

531
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: I remember that. After that, he deleted the photos and

532
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: made our situationship exclusive A few days.

533
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 2: Later Let's go Do you listen to the pod? I

534
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 2: think we roasted him?

535
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hopefully. Since then we have been seeing each

536
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 1: other every weekend, going on camping trips on in his

537
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: rooftop ten, having the best time together and yes, lots

538
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 1: of sex too. Overall, the vibe has been really fun

539
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 1: and easy. I also found out he has a bit

540
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: of a pawn slash gooning addiction. Wait, what is gooning?

541
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 1: What's goony? I was just gonna ask you, what's Gooning's

542
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: urban ditch? Yeah?

543
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's ask I was thinking they're cain. A good

544
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: idea it would be, do you know how we go

545
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 2: and chat GBT for.

546
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 1: To check stuff?

547
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 2: Should we have.

548
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: Someone who's like the brains trust?

549
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 2: What's like someone who we call up and be hey,

550
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 2: what's hey, mum, what's what's gooning?

551
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: Could use like my younger brother.

552
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 2: That's good, it's Jane Alpha School what's gooning in relation

553
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 2: in relationships?

554
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: What is gooning just in general? Urban ditch?

555
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 2: Oh, gooning is the slang that generally refers to a

556
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 2: state of intense prolonged sexual arousal.

557
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What so gooning means like proper like

558
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 1: masturbating but for.

559
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 2: A long long time, or like all you're thinking about

560
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 2: is sex too, Like gooning is refers to prolonged sexual arousals,

561
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 2: so you turned on for ages maybe long set sessions, okay,

562
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 2: to going off the porn addiction. It's like all he

563
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 2: thinks about.

564
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: Is sex pornx. I also found out he has a

565
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: bit of a porn sluch gooning addiction. I know this

566
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: is usually an immediate red flag and a hot topic

567
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 1: on the pod, but honestly, it doesn't bother me and

568
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: it hasn't affected our sex life. But recently I've noticed

569
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: he gets agitated really easily over small things and goes

570
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 1: into little moods that's so embarrassing. Sorry, I don't know why.

571
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: I hate it when I get it moods. I was

572
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: in an abusive relationship before, and moodiness escalating into anger

573
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,880
Speaker 1: was the first warning sign with my ex So this

574
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: really puts me on edge. Galad good tip the ATSD.

575
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: On top of that, he has heaps of girls on

576
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: Snapchat and new ones pop up all the time. Taking

577
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: everything into account, I'm leaning towards calling it off. However,

578
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: we have tickets to see Oceanality with my friends in

579
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: two weeks. Oality, what are you in? My good question?

580
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: My friends have the accommodation sorted and a full car,

581
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: and our plan was to drive the three hours together

582
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: and meet them there because our tickets enter through a

583
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: different gate. I honestly don't want to do that drive

584
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: and arrival solo. Oh fair, she doesn't want to do

585
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: the drive and come solo. So my dilemma is do

586
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: I wait until after the concert to end things and

587
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: just enjoy the night, or do I call it quits

588
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: now and figure out another way to get there? Am

589
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: I ignoring red flags because it's convenient? Or is it

590
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: okay to write it out for two more weeks? Help? Yeah?

591
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 2: Fuck? That is the easiest lem ever. Don't ever stay

592
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: in something when you have the ability to get out.

593
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: And you don't want to be there. If you're getting

594
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: like a gut feeling that you're getting some like PTSD

595
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,239
Speaker 1: from like a past abuseive relationship and I just go

596
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: with your gut and what's it the girls, et cetera. Anyway, look,

597
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: let's not go into too deeply.

598
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah we could roast them, but also yeah, like, I

599
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: think that actually is a good scenario for a lot

600
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: of reasons will pop up in life, especially when your

601
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 2: book things things in advance, or the other option is

602
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 2: to do something alone. You prefer to do it with

603
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 2: someone even if you don't completely like them. But the

604
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 2: best piece of advice is always break up with them.

605
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 2: If you think that's what you want to break up.

606
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 2: Break up with them now, Yeah, right, and figure it out,

607
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 2: even if you have fucking money in there.

608
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: Okay, let's say so you break up, so you have

609
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: to drive to this ocenality thing alone. Yeah, either drive

610
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: alone or don't go.

611
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't fucking go and bye one of your friends.

612
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, invite a friend. Yeah. Fuck.

613
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: Like I'd prefer not to go then be in a

614
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: relationship with someone I don't love.

615
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, why are you going to stick around for

616
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: two more weeks just to like for the convenience? Like

617
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: you said so, I think that's.

618
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: A real big reason why people stand relationships. It's easy

619
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 2: and it's convenient. Yeah, fair, it really is. It's harder

620
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 2: to break up with someone than it is to stay around.

621
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's something you know, and you you think the

622
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: I can just get used to this, like it's.

623
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: Good too, because I know it's not good for the counterpart.

624
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: But fuck him, you're already mentally checking out the relationships.

625
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 2: So when you break up, you're gonna be fine. Yeah,

626
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 2: I go some fun in it. Ocenality, Yeah, sorry for

627
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 2: racing actually Ocenality.

628
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: But they did blow up in like twenty sixteen. Yeah,

629
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: actually they've been a bere for a long time. Yeah.

630
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: I saw Oceanality before they were big. Once got pretty lucky,

631
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: that was pretty cool, and then I just saw him

632
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: at a bunch of festivals.

633
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: They did, like the biggest festival run ever. They surely

634
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: made Bang Well.

635
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they're still on their festival run. It's

636
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: been going for about twelve years.

637
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 2: Next the Lemma, Hey, boys, I need your help because

638
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: I fear I may have accidentally soft launced a relationship

639
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 2: I do not want.

640
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: Then just don't do it.

641
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm twenty years old with zero dating experience. For

642
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 2: the past two years, I've been casually hanging out with

643
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: a guy friend on and off. Recently he asked me

644
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 2: out and I agreed. The date was fine, not terrible,

645
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 2: not magical, just fine. And I can tell this bad

646
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 2: ye is chatchibt? We like this baddy. And when he

647
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 2: didn't ask me out again, I was honestly relieved. I

648
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 2: didn't feel a spark and I thought that was the

649
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 2: end of it. Apparently it was not. Since then, his

650
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 2: behavior has completely shifted. He brought me flowers of Valentine's Day,

651
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 2: he started giving me suggestive compliments. He keeps asking me

652
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 2: to hang out, especially late at night. I don't want

653
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: a relationship with him. I don't want anything romantic at

654
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: all right now, but I'm worried he thinks we're heading

655
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 2: in that direction, and I don't know how to shut

656
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 2: it down without hurting him or making things awkward. How

657
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 2: do I clearly and directly communicate that I only see

658
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: him as a friend and that there is no potential

659
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 2: for anything more without blowing up the friendship entirely. By

660
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 2: the way, thank you for everything this pod has done

661
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 2: for me. I've been listening for a few months and

662
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 2: just switched on Patreon, and I'm loving it. Ten out

663
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 2: of ten would recommend keep up the hard work. It's

664
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 2: paying off.

665
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: Boys. Thank you again, Thank you so much, very much.

666
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: Appreciate that is some kind words. So give me a

667
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: quick rundown.

668
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 2: So this baddie went on a date thinking there could

669
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 2: be something there with a close friend, realized there was

670
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 2: nothing there, And now the friend has kind of been

671
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 2: giving some suggestive compliments. Behavior is shifting towards maybe he

672
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 2: really likes her or wants to pursue a romantic relationship,

673
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 2: and she, maybe in her naive way, has asked, how

674
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 2: can she shut this guy down without ruining the friendship entirely?

675
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: Ah, I see, here's the thing is, this guy has

676
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: unintentionally ruined the friendship himself exactly, and it feels like

677
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: your fault. Yeah, like you you, I mean, you both

678
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: played a part in ruined the friendship by going on

679
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: a date.

680
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 2: But she can't help being a baddie and this guy's

681
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 2: not a badie exactly. Yeah, So it's like it's it's unintentional.

682
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 2: It's unintentional, So I think that it sucks, but he

683
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 2: has feelings for you. So the best thing I could

684
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 2: do that could potentially save your friendship is like, my

685
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 2: best advice, sorry, would be to let him know you

686
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 2: don't want anything, but then distance yourself for a while,

687
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 2: because like he's got some romantic feelings towards you. Like

688
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 2: that's a real thing, and let's just I just kind

689
00:33:58,920 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 2: of always.

690
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: Think, like, you know, in the future, you get a boyfriend,

691
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: all right, you introduced this boyfriend to this really good

692
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,280
Speaker 1: friend of yours, and it's like he goes, oh, yeah,

693
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: nice to media. I like that guy cookl cool, cool,

694
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: Like are you gonna tell him that you've been on

695
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 1: a date with this friend and you had to let

696
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: that friend down and you're still friends with him, or

697
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: are you not gonna tell him that because he needs

698
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: to know? And then once again it's like when you

699
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 1: say these things out loud, I don't know, it sounds

700
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: like I just think if Bethany was friends with someone

701
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 1: that took her on a date and then wanted to

702
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: date it, but beth didn't want to date her, and

703
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: then beth was still friends with this guy that wants

704
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: to date her, I'd be like, I don't know if

705
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: it's like my insecurity or anything, but that's not something.

706
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 2: It's like thinking about the batter who's sent this in

707
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 2: is trying to salvage the friendship. But the way to

708
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 2: salvage the friendship that's no longer there is to distance yourself.

709
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 2: That's kind of like what you owe the relationship.

710
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, I mean also sometimes fuck the friendship. There's

711
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: well also she said she was a new battery. You

712
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: guys can't be friends no more, least for a long perop.

713
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: She said, you knew about it, but yeah, you haven't

714
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: heard our stance on this.

715
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 2: Because this guy likes you. He's really the friendship, like

716
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 2: Jake said, and you guys can't be friends at least

717
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 2: for a little bit bit of time till he gets

718
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 2: over the romantic feelings he has towards you.

719
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a difficult one. It's a very difficult one

720
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: because if you are new here and I have a

721
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: stance that we don't think that a guy and a girl,

722
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: a man and a woman, a basically we don't think

723
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 1: that they can be best friends. But in saying that,

724
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: we do think that a man can have women that

725
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: are friends and a woman can have men that are friends. Now,

726
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: if one of those people that are just your friend,

727
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: you know, acquaintance type of thing is now trying to

728
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: get you to go on a date with them. We're

729
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 1: no longer friends because they have feelings towards you.

730
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 2: Like you needed to come over later.

731
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: At No, it's just a thing like I don't know

732
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: why people find it so difficult to just be like,

733
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: oh that sucks that friendships so over, Like how important

734
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: is this friendship to you? Probably not that important. How

735
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: important is this friendship to you? That's one that's reenact.

736
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 2: I want to be the man. You can be the

737
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 2: baddie sent in this dilemma. You have to shut me down,

738
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 2: shut the friendship down, the romantic relationship.

739
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll be the dude.

740
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 2: What'sould my name be.

741
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: Let's go with Cole.

742
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 2: I'm Cole and your Stacey Stacy. Oh stay Stace, man,

743
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: you've been looking good recently. Here's some flowers. What are

744
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:35,479
Speaker 2: you doing later?

745
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you very much. Later. I'm just kinda

746
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: kind of when grocer stopping today, Probably gonna have make

747
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: some meal prep.

748
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm working till nine. I want to come

749
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: over to my place to watch a movie or something.

750
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: No, I just told you I was gonna be prett.

751
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 2: Oh where how long is that going to take?

752
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: But I don't know. I just think that maybe that

753
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: one day we went on might have given you the

754
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: idea that I wanted some thing more. But I want

755
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: to be really honest with you, and it's not something

756
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 1: I want.

757
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 2: Sure, Like, I've got so much going for me.

758
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: How do you take? No friend? Answer and you back

759
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: the fuck off? Don't be pushy because you're already on

760
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: the fucking line.

761
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: My maids call me the coal Master for a reason.

762
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: Fucking hell, that's how you do it, baddie. Yeah, No,

763
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: you just gonna like, I don't know. I think there's.

764
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 2: Ah, I don't know.

765
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: I just think it's native to think you'd save a friendship.

766
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: That's all. That's all I think. So go to someone else.

767
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 2: If you know, she said she's like twenty, she's near dating,

768
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 2: like I think most people are naive.

769
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true, I would have been.

770
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 2: She's take her from a twenty six year old, relatables university,

771
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 2: take her from a twenty six year old.

772
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it'd be friends with this person,

773
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: nor do I. But if you want some different advice,

774
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: just ask around see what people give you. But let

775
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: me just say one thing. If you're going to keep

776
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: asking people for advice. I'm just accusing her of something

777
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: right now, If you just keep asking people advice and

778
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: for advice until you get the advice you want, then

779
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: is that really good advice? Well, I don't think that's

780
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: what she's doing. I know, I said, I was just

781
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 1: accusing of something at all. Oh, alright, oddie, I have

782
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: a few questions to ask you.

783
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 2: Oh, a few questions. You know where we answer more questions.

784
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: It's a great question.

785
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 2: The answer to that question is on Patreon, baddies. It

786
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 2: is eight dollars ninety nine a month, four an extra

787
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: episode every single week, and now we are offering the

788
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: episode you were listening to right now. You've been noticing

789
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:48,240
Speaker 2: your boys are getting a few ads. Yeah, we're moving

790
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 2: up in the world.

791
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

792
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 2: And if you don't want to hear the ads, Patreon

793
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 2: is ad free for eight ninety nine a month. I'll

794
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 2: say it again because you guys need to sign up

795
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 2: because the battery community is ten out of ten over there.

796
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 2: The baddi over here I think her name was Stacy

797
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 2: even said so, yes, So.

798
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: To reiterate, extra episode every Thursday you'll get Are you

799
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: gonna get Monday ad free on Monday? Still? Yeah? So

800
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: you get Monday out free on Monday.

801
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 2: Some badi's like the Organized Baddies like all the episodes

802
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: in one place too.

803
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it might be nice.

804
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 2: You can listen to everything on Patreon. Then it's a

805
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 2: good idea.

806
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the.

807
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 2: Patreon app, I will say shout out to Patreon. They've

808
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 2: made a fucking brilliant app.

809
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant. And if we get to two thousand paid members,

810
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to have a tarantula crawl on me.

811
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you'll get hard to.

812
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: See. That was a joke from a week ago. That's

813
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 1: not gonna make sense to anybody listening to it right now,

814
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: But they would have listened to last week because they

815
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: haven't listened last week. There we go. Okay, but I'm

816
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: gonna call this questions to ask during the talking stage.

817
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh okay. Let me know what you think of these

818
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: questions and if they should be asked during the talking stage.

819
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 2: So this is this They don't answer them too or

820
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 2: not or is if they're good questions.

821
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: It's up to you. Okay, all right, So questions to

822
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 1: ask during the talking stage? Do you sleep with socks on?

823
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 2: That is a great question and there's a right answer

824
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 2: because I think that shows a lot about people. The

825
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 2: right answer is no, if you sleep with socks on,

826
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 2: you were a fucking psychopath.

827
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: Agreed, and I'm glad you agreed with me, because I

828
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: thought we were going to disagree. You think I think

829
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: I genuinely thought you would sleep I actually look at

830
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 1: you and I think you're the type of guy that

831
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: would sleep with socks.

832
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 2: I am the hottest running person. I'm a hot water bottle.

833
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 2: I'm not wearing fucking socks. And I know you listen

834
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 2: to the Basement Yard and they think fucking socks regulate

835
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 2: your body temperature better. Yeah, you haven't listened to the episode.

836
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: I just ruined something for you. I'm totally fine with that. Yeah. No,

837
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: I just I just think sleeping. I just think socks.

838
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: Sleeping with socks is weird, like unless it's a freezing

839
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: cold night, like if you wear socks till you get

840
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: into bed so cold warm up, Like the only time

841
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: I can think is like if you're freezing and you

842
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: have some thick grass wool socks that are like slipping.

843
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 2: I would ask that before going on the first day.

844
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 2: Quick hanging out six, just quick one for you.

845
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: Do you wear sucks when you go to sleep. Okay.

846
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 1: Next one, do you have a top sheet?

847
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 2: Great question, and if you don't answer yes, then I

848
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 2: don't want to have sex with you.

849
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm the opposite. Do you have a top sheet? Do

850
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: you have you are psychotic? Do you have sex on you? Yeah? Sometimes?

851
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: Do you reckon?

852
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 2: That's just it's not going off. You're like there's not

853
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 2: much movement in there. We're talking about like you're like

854
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 2: alter ego having sex and you've got the duner and popular.

855
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: Only I would only have sex with the junound if

856
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: we're like making love true, true, true middle of winter

857
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: and making love other than that, it's kind of.

858
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 2: Like true middle of winter. This thing like you really.

859
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes it's pretty dark.

860
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 2: Where is this thing now? That one's not Yeah, not

861
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: a good question. I feel like that we've we've talked about.

862
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 1: This countless times.

863
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the answer is you're wrong, you're fucking rolling.

864
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: Okay. Questions I asked you on the talking stage do

865
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: you like coffee? M And let me just say batties

866
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: all right. Let me just say to all the women

867
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: out there, maybe even men out there, if you're in

868
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: the talking stage and you ask the person you're talking

869
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: to if they're like coffee and they say, no, you

870
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: need to run because you're talking to a child.

871
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 2: You know what was the say the one liner of

872
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 2: the title again.

873
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: Questions to ask during the talking stage.

874
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 2: Questions to ask do the talking stage? Fucking is everyone

875
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 2: dating me?

876
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 1: No? I don't drink coffee and I'm a fucking beast

877
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: for it. Tastes like pooh. You know what poo tastes like?

878
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 2: Yes, every time we record you fart mere and I

879
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 2: know what poo tastes like.

880
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: Okay, Questions asked on the talking stage. I think this

881
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: one's a really good one. How many times do you

882
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: shower per day?

883
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: That's a great question. And what is the right answer.

884
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say two plus has to be it.

885
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, minimum two, sometimes three.

886
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, yeah, that's gotta be. If you're having

887
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 2: a shower once a day, that's fucking crazy work.

888
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. Some people don't.

889
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,280
Speaker 2: Sweat, though, sweat sweat.

890
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: I'm not a big sweater. Yeah.

891
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 2: But also because you show girls don't share in the morning,

892
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 2: but still that wakes me up.

893
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 1: But also you've got to be doing.

894
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 2: One activity activity during the day where you've got to

895
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 2: share after it and then once before bed.

896
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 1: Actually, you know what, I would take once a day

897
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: as a good answer, but it would have to be

898
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: before bed, true, So I would take one a day

899
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: as an answer. Still, but like go, But I think

900
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: I personally think men need to show twice a day

901
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: because I don't know why. I just think they do,

902
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: especially for most men in the fields they work in. Yeah,

903
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: it's just kind of like even if you're shower right befo,

904
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: like you just need to shower off when you wake up.

905
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: I don't know why.

906
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon. A good question to say in the

907
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 2: talking stages would be do you take your work uniform

908
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 2: off after you get home from work? And if they

909
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 2: say no, I'd be like, I'm not having sex with you.

910
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: Your answer to everything at the moment is that I'm

911
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: not having sex.

912
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm thinking. You can say I don't

913
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 2: want to go on another day, but that's what that means.

914
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, just transparent questions that I ask during

915
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 1: the talking stage. Are you open to having separate bedrooms

916
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:54,720
Speaker 1: in the future.

917
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a great question. Also, I don't think you're

918
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 2: going to align on that with many people.

919
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 1: Really, I don't reckon.

920
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 2: Really, I reckon a lot of women, especially would like

921
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 2: to share a bedroom for the foreseeable future sleepovers.

922
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: Nah. Oh so I don't know.

923
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 2: I kind of like, get a king, dude, I reckon,

924
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 2: your opinion will change. You don't even know that they're

925
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 2: You're gonna have one in Queensland.

926
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what it's like to be

927
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: a king. Yeah.

928
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,479
Speaker 2: A queen sucks. A queen feels like you're like too tight.

929
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 2: The king so much room, And I reckon even once

930
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 2: we get old and rich.

931
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: Super king fair. Yeah, it's like separate bedroom and.

932
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 2: I'll probably get fat or something.

933
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 1: Maybe what might be fun to see put a pillow

934
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: wall up in between you? Yeah, okay. Questions asked during

935
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: the bedroom in.

936
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 2: The bedroom, Yeah, what do you want to ask me?

937
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 1: How many pumps do you ask?

938
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 2: Oh?

939
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: Too many to count? Have you ever counted the palms? No?

940
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 2: Have you?

941
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: But what do you want to like? I'm doing? I'm doing?

942
00:44:55,800 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: Who do you appreciate it? Daddy never misses? That was

943
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: way too sexual. That was way too fucking sexual. Okay.

944
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 1: Questions to ask you in the talking stage, Oh, would

945
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: you let our future dogs sleep in the bed Ooh?

946
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna differ on this one, great question.

947
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: No really, yeah, see last few weeks dogs haven't been

948
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: sleeping in the bed, but like they can if so.

949
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: Henry slept in the bed or on the ground just

950
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: kind of wherever he wanted for the longest time. And

951
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: then we recently got him a crate just to like

952
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: recreate training him, and he fucking loves the thing. And

953
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: Darcy's create trained as well, so they both just sleep

954
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: in their crate all night anyway, But more than happen

955
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: to him on the bed.

956
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 2: I reckon, it's a great thing to like, it's like

957
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 2: a kid in the morning. Once you get up, take

958
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 2: him to a piece and they maybe come back to

959
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 2: bed or some come jump on it, and yeah, I

960
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 2: let them back in and they noticed that on the

961
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 2: bottom of the bed. Don't come near my pillow, motherfucker.

962
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I actually you wouldn't, wouldn't you do some

963
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 2: of the not near my pillow, like down near on

964
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: top of the doner and then near the blanket at

965
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 2: the bottom, not near my pillow. That's what hater dog. No,

966
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 2: I'm just the fucking realist, Jake realist that your fucking

967
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 2: dog sniggers sniffs of a dog's bums.

968
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: I don't want that near my pillow. I'm not.

969
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 2: I actually saw a study, and it's so.

970
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 1: Red peel Man coded of you to say I saw

971
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: a study. It's good.

972
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 2: Okay, it was.

973
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: It was.

974
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 2: It was gonna play to your point, but I'm not

975
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 2: gonna say it anymore.

976
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: No, what that makes you happy when you have a

977
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: doging bed? You know when you have the bed?

978
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: Yes, no, it was a study, a scientific study. But

979
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 2: what about about health, Jake, they're the things that I consume.

980
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 2: All you consume is loudly daardy. The study said that

981
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 2: because have you noticed that dog bacteria is really really

982
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 2: good because they can eat any types of meat, they

983
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 2: don't really get sick too often. Having a dog in

984
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 2: your bed, their bacteria goes around and you start to

985
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 2: inherit some of that good bacteria, because bacteria is everything

986
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 2: down microbiomes.

987
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: Stand. I can't believe we would never do it. Just

988
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 1: all right? Questions to ask her in the talking stage.

989
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 2: When you wipe your butt, do you scrunch your fold?

990
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 2: Great question, bit intrusive. Everyone knows the answer to that

991
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: fold like just I like scrunched, but it turns into

992
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: a fold. We've had this debate.

993
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: All right, next question when you date me?

994
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 2: These are real questions for me.

995
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: When you wipe your butt, do you go front to

996
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: back or back to front?

997
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 2: I get confused back to front.

998
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: So yeah, that is that would be a major deal

999
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: break for me.

1000
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 2: You have to go from you don't wipe my ask

1001
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 2: for me though, like what does it matter.

1002
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: If I was your girlfriend and I knew that you

1003
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: wipe back to front and I knew, how do you

1004
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: show me how you wipehaps like half batties?

1005
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 2: I know this is audio only. Jack just like wiped

1006
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: all his back.

1007
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: So I actually go this left you show up, change

1008
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:52,919
Speaker 1: my shirt?

1009
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 2: No, no, no, so wonder you always think?

1010
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: Don't stopped it. Don't say I don't start fucking spinning

1011
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: this narrative that I stink.

1012
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,720
Speaker 2: Jacob goes to me, He's like, what does my cologne

1013
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 2: at the work.

1014
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: Just masking and she's fighting the fucking smell of ship.

1015
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 2: Makes sense now?

1016
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I would go, okay, ready, this is what

1017
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 1: I like this, and I would like go like, it's

1018
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,839
Speaker 1: just kind of straight out like I think.

1019
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 2: No, So I used to be I transitioned from stand

1020
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 2: I used to be a standard and I used to

1021
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 2: wipe like that as a standard, and I think I

1022
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 2: wanted to go to the polar opposite was sitting back

1023
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 2: to front, and.

1024
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: I just said, if I'm a woman, I think, oh yeah,

1025
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: and and I know that, and i'm your girlfriend. I'm

1026
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 1: and I want to be with you, and I'm most

1027
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: likely going to give you a blow job every now

1028
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: and then. But I think I'm like, maybe fondle the balls.

1029
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 1: I don't want to get poop on.

1030
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 2: My touch my testicles with the toilet paper. I reckon

1031
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 2: A better question would be like, do you have a

1032
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 2: piss on your undies?

1033
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: Right now?

1034
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 7: Every man does so the walking around, Frank Colone, I

1035
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 7: just want to smell good.

1036
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 2: Please smell like a fucking restroom. You do public bathroom?

1037
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: Okay? Last question questions to ask during the talking stage.

1038
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: This is a good question, by the way, right, none

1039
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: of so you've lied the.

1040
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 2: Whole time every single time you said. That's a great question,

1041
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 2: to be fair. But they're hard questions to ask. I

1042
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 2: would say you second day questions.

1043
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: This is just the talking stage.

1044
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 2: It could be the third day to.

1045
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: Questions to ask your in the talking stage. Okay, this

1046
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: is actually the best one. Are you a Pepsi Max

1047
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: or a zero.

1048
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: Okay, redemption redemption Jakes has had one. That is a

1049
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 2: great question. And if anyone says to me that they

1050
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 2: like coke zero coke better.

1051
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: Than Pepsi Max, yeah, yeah, get out of here. That

1052
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: means you are crazy.

1053
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 2: And also if someone says to me, like, you know what,

1054
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 2: I full sar sugar cokes or full sugar drinks insane,

1055
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: then I'm like, we do not align.

1056
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: I don't have sex with you. If someone says to

1057
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: you that they like coke zero better than Pepsi Max,

1058
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: that's an AI robot and you need to hit them. Yeah.

1059
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: Once you have Pepsi Max for like, say a month,

1060
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 2: a couple of times a week. Once you have one,

1061
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 2: you go back to coke zero and you're like all

1062
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 2: these bubbles, Ye have it once? Go back to coke

1063
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 2: zero and be like, what's this bitter drink?

1064
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's insane.

1065
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: And you'd think Pepsi's paying us, how about start paying

1066
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: us Pepsi Max Pepsi Max.

1067
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 2: I'd have sex with Pepsi Max as I would, especially

1068
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 2: if they paid me.

1069
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: I have sex with Pepsi Max as a refresher near me, Like.

1070
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Master, smell.

1071
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: That is.

1072
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 2: It's time for the comments. If you want to get

1073
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 2: a comment read, simply comment on the episode you are

1074
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 2: listening to. I'm going back to an old Dilemmas episode

1075
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 2: with the title toxicity es Morelda has commented, I had

1076
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 2: to ask Jake how to say that it's a beautiful name.

1077
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: That's a cool name.

1078
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 2: As Merelda, I'm should saying that that's cool, that's a

1079
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 2: cool dog name.

1080
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: I wouldn't my daughter is Ma name a dog that. No,

1081
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 1: I want a male dog, but bo having both recommend

1082
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: a woman dog, I.

1083
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 2: Just want a man to start.

1084
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: I don't know why Henry is good to be sure.

1085
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, As Marelda said, I absolutely love the pod.

1086
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 2: Thank you guys for being you unapologetically and lifting all

1087
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 2: of our spirits. You guys are feminist inspirations and the

1088
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 2: kind of men people should follow. Lovely listen to you guys. Ah,

1089
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:43,720
Speaker 2: so sweet?

1090
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: How do you fucking like? Great? I love that comment.

1091
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 2: But before my book, My book isn't what you think

1092
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 2: it is.

1093
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: No, No, not talking about your book. I'm talking about

1094
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: literally right before what he reads his comments, He goes, oh, yeah,

1095
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: I just found the comments of the episode we asked

1096
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: people what they do, that's toxic. So I was thinking

1097
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: like I was gonna get some juicy toxic ship. So

1098
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 1: here we go.

1099
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 2: Summer in Noo said I was toxic. I also broke

1100
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 2: up with my boyfriend before UNI and use it as

1101
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 2: an excuse when I should have just broken up with

1102
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 2: Him's heaps of them, man, I went positive?

1103
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: Fair enough?

1104
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 2: All right, all right, So it is time for the

1105
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 2: baddie sign off. If you want to get called by us,

1106
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 2: the link will be in the description. We need some

1107
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 2: baddies to sign up because not everyone picks up their phone.

1108
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 2: But today, Jake, who are we calling? Should we start

1109
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 2: saying who are we going to call?

1110
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1111
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

1112
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 2: Go really, Jake, who are going to call?

1113
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: I need to find one, not all of them?

1114
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 4: Ready?

1115
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 2: Yea, ready, Jake, who are we going to call?

1116
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: Abby Stevenson?

1117
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 2: If you record your name and reason for calling, I'll

1118
00:52:55,719 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 2: see if this person is available. Relatable Relatable Relatables, relatables, relatables.

1119
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, it's only in Jake from the Relatables podcast.

1120
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 2: How are you going?

1121
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god? No way, yes way.

1122
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 2: We are called because we would like.

1123
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 1: Sign off an episode for us.

1124
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Do you have something prepared? You can

1125
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 2: say advice, you can say.

1126
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: Jake, actually I actually do. I wrote this sun in

1127
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,959
Speaker 1: my notes. Okay, I was going to say, Jakes thinks,

1128
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: but you go, you go first.

1129
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 2: Okay.

1130
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 3: So I have a quote the other day that thought

1131
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 3: it was the biggest quote ever.

1132
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 5: It is the magic you're looking for is in the work.

1133
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 3: That you're avoiding.

1134
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that though. Yeah, procrastinator, but that.

1135
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 2: As a queen of a procrastination, I am.

1136
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not good.

1137
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 2: I'm not called out. I might write that on my desk,

1138
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 2: and then when I'm looking around something procrastinating, I might.

1139
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 1: Write it on my desk and look at it and

1140
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: then rub it out.

1141
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, and enjoy your night. Now it's

1142
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 2: five o'clock.

1143
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 3: Awesome, I'm a lovely night.

1144
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:11,919
Speaker 1: Takes your heart.

1145
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 2: Oh, we love your baddies, stay bad.

1146
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: Oh daddy never misses.