WEBVTT - Is This Adelaide's Most Offensive Tattoo!? 😳 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.840 We got get you every morning, every day day. Adelaides 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:10.680 thirteen and twenty four ten. Who's got a tattoo? Maybe 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:16.439 it's a little bit trashy that they somewhat regret. Yeah, 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:18.959 hand in my hand. So I've got two. 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:21.639 I got one when I had my first child, and 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:23.920 it's a tea on my ankle, looks a little bit 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:29.000 like a jay. So there's that one, which I at 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:32.680 the time seemed perfect because you know, only child. Now 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:34.400 I have four children. So where am I going to 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:35.840 put the little rest of the little letters? I can't 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.160 really do it round the back of my ankle. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:39.040 Can I that many kids? You're running out of space 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:40.400 in your body? No, exactly. 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:43.159 So I mean not that I regret it, but I 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.560 just I feel like it's incomplete, yes, if that makes sense. 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:48.519 But then I'm in no hurry to get to a 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:49.760 tattoo parlor and get more ink. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:53.720 Yeah, absolutely so. I don't know. So you've partially had 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.280 this removed? No, not that one. Oh okay, so the 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:57.440 tattoos you got, there's. 0:00:57.280 --> 0:01:03.200 Another one and it's on my backside. Oh boy, So 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:06.119 it's on the left cheek and I got it with. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:13.520 Your little on both cheeks. We got that one's set up, 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.120 and when I was about twenty two, I was with 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:17.120 a girlfriend. 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:20.920 We would stop it and we're on Harley Street and 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:24.480 we might have had a few fizzing lemonades and we went, lead's. 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.240 Going get We're such good friends, We're going to be 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:29.880 friends forever. Let's go get marching tattoos. We barely speak now, 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:32.640 So it's a little daisy. 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:35.160 I got it half removed at a laser place, but 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:37.479 made the mistake of booking a massage that same day 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:41.640 as well. So anyone who's ever had a laser removal, 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.199 it's hot. It is so hot, and it's like little 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.120 needles jubbing in and and then I went and laid 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:49.400 on a heated bed. So I was eying there going 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:51.880 like just tears streaming down my face, like this is 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:57.000 the my my is on fire, literally on fire right now. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.720 Yeah, not a good fire either, not a really good, 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:06.760 you know, hot fire like burning. But actually you know 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:11.200 what I mean there, So that sounds like an absolutely horrible, 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:12.280 very regretful tattoo. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:15.040 Yeah, i'd like to I'm toying with getting it like completely. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.560 Surely they've advanced things now where they can get rid 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:18.720 of it. 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:21.720 And it's not as painful. Yeah you've said, I think 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.960 it's still very much hurts, but absolutely worth it. Yeah, producers, awe, 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:29.000 you're both just staring at me. A few tas. What 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:30.680 have you got? I've got quite a few. You're only 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:31.360 in your twenties. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.360 So yeah, I've got seven tattoos. But yeah, but I 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:38.600 only I don't regret. I do regret one of them. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:39.600 You're gonna make me tell you. 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:40.000 What it is? 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.160 Yes, absolutely, alright. What do you think you're gonna go on? 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:43.600 There? 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:45.120 I saw you looking. I was like, god, damn. 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:47.120 So when I was a few years ago, I was 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:49.680 a little bit heartbroken and one of my girlfriends was 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:51.639 doing home tattoos and so I let her do one 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:51.880 on me. 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:52.520 Wow. 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:56.560 So I've got a little candy love heart just on 0:02:56.720 --> 0:03:02.560 my hip that says not you. 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:09.359 I've got the same that says a big boy. That 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:10.799 was a little trashy. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:11.040 Mum. 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:16.760 Wasn't super practical that one? Can you show me that? Absolutely? Well, 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.040 it's not good. 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:24.480 Of course you've got trashy. There's one that I look at, 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:26.960 but I do laugh at it. So everyone was getting 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.080 yolo written on their feet at one point and were 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:30.600 on their foot in my friend group and I was. 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:32.160 Like, you guys are the biggest losers are? 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:34.519 And then I had a few fizzy lemonades and walked 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.680 down Himley Street and woke up the next day with 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:38.560 my hit or not my hip at the side of 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:42.080 my leg itching going what is going on? Rolled over 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:45.560 and the boyfriend went, you do remember last night? 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:45.880 Yeah? 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:47.160 Yeah, yeah, what do you mean? 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:52.960 And then realized that I got yolo written. It's still there, 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.200 still there, so that makes me giggle. But I did 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:56.440 get one on the back of my neck, which my 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.680 mother called me a name that I can't repeat on radio. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.760 Was just going through one of those bit like tough 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.800 times and like, ah, I stuffed the world. And so 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:08.960 I toddled down to Tinley Street again and got something 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.280 on the back of my neck, which I sort of 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:12.040 regret now being an adult and older. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.640 What is it? Is it a It's just a little quote. 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.880 What is a quote? I'm not so embarrassed that I 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:20.080 can't say because it just can't have me worse. You 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:21.920 don't bed that's along. 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:23.479 Those lines, it's along those lines. 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:26.360 I was like this angry, sort of twenty something year 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:27.800 old that was just gone through a bit of a 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:28.280 tough time. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:32.520 So yeah, okay, I'm torn now because you're looking at 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:33.800 me like let it go, let it go, but. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:34.440 I don't want to. 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:39.000 We'll come back to this, we'll circle back, we'll do 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:40.440 some some poking and prodding. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:44.479 Yeah yeah, thirteen twenty four ten regretful tattoos. Still you 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.719 haven'ty and just on this, I will say the trashy 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.600 are the better? Oh gotcha? Expose yourself? Come like producers 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:57.120 are he type? Yeah? Girls, n we are talking really 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:00.920 really regretful tattoos. On thirdey and twenty four ten trashy tats. 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:03.160 She was shocked to learn. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.919 Shocked Andrew Hayes it's three of the fourteen members have 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:07.719 trashy tats. 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.920 Yeah, not shocked at all, to be honest. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.760 So thirteen twenty fourteen your trashy tats. We are taking 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:17.200 your calls this morning. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:19.080 Yes, sir, let's go to Adam. Get Adam. How are 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:19.400 you mate? 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:19.880 Good? 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:20.400 A guys? 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.960 How are you good? Mates? Is it tattoo? Is it 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.640 your tattoo or somebody else's. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:29.640 No, it's my tattoo, mate, and it's the stinker. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:31.559 Whatever we got. 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:36.680 So when I was about twenty five, I got my 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:41.680 then girlfriend's name as well. Like the whole right hand side, 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:45.599 ribs has got a big like glass heart with wings 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:48.599 that stake through it in a quote with her name, 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:53.400 I'm now not with her anymore and have been with 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:55.840 my current partner of eight years. We're engaged and she 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.040 refuses to marry me. Next year's look at and covered 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:02.160 up really well. And let me tell you a lot. 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:03.960 I'm not like I used to be. I can't take 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:06.200 the paint of tatoo. 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:06.440 So it's going to be a tough one. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:08.800 So what you think in tatoo removal or try and 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.520 redo another tattoo over the top, redo. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.279 It another tattoo over the top. But it's going to 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:15.800 be like my whole whole side of my body pretty 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:16.600 much to cover it. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:18.920 Yeah, right, And that's why she makes you wear a 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.000 T shirt when you guys are having special times. 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:23.599 Yeah, I don't get special tides. 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:31.000 Thank thank you so much. Let's go to Chloe. Hey, Chloe, Hey, guys, 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:32.640 go on hit us. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.080 I got a couple I can't say on air, but 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.520 the ones I can. I have an extra's initials on 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:40.440 my finger, but then on my arm quite visible. I 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:41.479 have borne in hell. 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:50.920 Yes, you're such a rebel. What's the backstory to that? Look? 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.520 I'm born on Halloween. I'm a bit of a devil 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.680 if you ask my parents. So when I was about nineteen, 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.919 I decided, Uh, that's the I've got quite a few tattoos. 0:06:59.920 --> 0:07:01.839 I thought, that'll be a funny little gap filler in 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.000 a space that I don't know where to put anything else. 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.600 That'll be That'll be a cute little gap filler. Child 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:11.480 of Satan, you know. So it's a process that's still there. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.640 Is it going to get removed or what a look? 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:16.640 Probably not, just because it's kind of funny and it 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:18.080 starts a few conversations. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:19.600 Yeah, good on you. 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:25.680 No regrets, No, no, wasn't that a boveveer stickither a 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:26.240 lot of people? 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.240 Oh no, that was no fear. Wasn't it no fear 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:29.760 issue your brand? 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:29.880 Ye? 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:31.800 Absolutely, we have a lot of people got that tattooed 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:35.240 on their bodies. Yeah, no regrets there at all. I 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:38.400 want to take one more on this American tattoos. Yeah, 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:41.160 go on. Then Hello, Hello, this is Nova. Who's this 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:42.520 or is this an anonymous? 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:43.040 Yes? 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:47.120 In my early twenties was a bit of a trashy stage, 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:50.040 and I decided it would be a great idea to 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:54.400 get want to ride on my dust above my pubic 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.880 so with an arrow. 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:04.080 I'm not sure what was the feedback that you would 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:08.160 get from other people that you were mixing and mingling with. 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:12.120 Well, there was quite a few rods. 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:19.800 Have you taken, like the Royal Adelaide show. Is the 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:20.680 tattoo still there? 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:21.000 Oh? 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:24.360 Yes it is. Have you thought about getting it removed or. 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:28.600 Well it's yeah, it's in the works, but it's expensive 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:29.240 and painful. 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.559 You know what, run with it. Now you've come as 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:40.800 far standing. I didn't expect that, did you. You just 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:42.440 get got the feeling that it was going to be 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:46.680 something good when the person preferred to be known as anonymous. Yeah, 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:51.680 they're always good ones, aren't they. Stuff Now, that's a job. 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.920 That was a joke. That's a job, A terrible joke. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:01.839 No terrible jokes here apps loot a gray gags led 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:04.360 feiously and courageously by news reader, have a good morning, as 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:07.320 good morning, come up some pretty good film last week. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:08.600 So you are I. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.720 Feel like I'm getting getting really ramping into the year, 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:13.320 you know, a little. 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.000 Bit nervous because you have come into the studio and 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:16.840 you've said this one will get me fired. 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:18.920 Yeah, I don't think the boss is going to be 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.480 very happy with me. That's right, But it's funny. So whatever. 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.760 He went to taller swift. He's not here yet. You 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.320 want to but you want to tread on the edge, don't, 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:27.600 don't you? Well, sort of tiptoe on the edge. You 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:28.319 want to push the. 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:31.120 Old envelope, as they say, Yeah, where are you pushing it? 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:33.679 You pushing uphill? 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.040 Push it right uphill, labs? Do you want to kick 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:40.000 things off? Beautiful? All right? So two men are waiting 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.240 to order at a restaurant and the waitress comes to 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.560 the table and the first man places his order. He said, 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:50.480 good evening, I'd like a quickie please. Shocked, she said, 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:52.880 excuse me, I'm going to step away for a few minutes, 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:56.079 and I expect an actual order when I return. And 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:58.120 she left, and the second man leant over to his 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:01.240 friend and said, sweety, it's pronounced kesh. 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:12.640 Well, all right, well I might as well go next. 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:16.440 It's is it? Okay? 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.880 I maintained they are delicious and if you ever tried 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:21.040 one one day, then you would know. 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:24.640 That to be true. Okay, I've plagiarized my joke. This week. Well, 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:25.320 I borrowed it. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:26.840 I'll give it back, but I've borrowed it from the 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:29.400 great cricket commentator karaoke. 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:31.600 Okay, you're ready for this. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:35.480 So a cricketer, in this case, Kerrie was forced to 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:39.160 take a drug test after the day's play. So the 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.679 urine test has come in and Nurse Lorraine was in 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:47.000 the room and then she left and Skull started singing 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:55.800 to himself. I can see freely now Loreene has gone. 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:56.840 I did say that. 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:07.880 Imagine Gary right at the end. Beautiful, all right, you're nervous, 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:09.160 hardly shaking. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.600 What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:17.559 What's the difference between an enzyme and I don't want 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:20.319 to say. 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:20.559 You can't hear an enzyme. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:34.720 I don't get it. What's going on. We'll be taking 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:38.800 our news from Melbourne for the rest of the way. Calm, 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:44.760 calm those nerves. Shows. You look magnificent one awesome afresh. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.440 Thank you, big shout out to TikTok. And if anyone 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.600 knows TikTok, it's jokester. And when I third person myself 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:51.160 like that, you know, I don't know what I'm talking. 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.840 To you actually on TikTok, Are you really no? God? No, 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.480 but I got. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.680 I have cottoned onto this new trend and it's called 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:04.520 the Sleepy Girl mocked mocktail, and it is a thing. 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.000 So basically, it's an alcohol free cocktail packed full of 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.200 goodness that's supposed to help you sleep. 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:10.800 And it's very popular. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.920 And I know this because I spent my day yesterday 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.880 visiting four supermarkets and one health food shop looking for 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:19.320 the key ingredient that is pure organic tart cherry juice. 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.960 Of course, that sounds very very Where would you find. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.160 Well, I'm so glad you asked if you saw a 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:28.720 psycho woman on her knees in al four the foodland Norwood, 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:30.760 with her hands in prayer to the cherry juice gods. 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.880 That was me yesterday, because I finally found that little 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:36.800 sucker good to the cherry juice god's answer, they did. 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:40.800 So basically, you take that because it's got melatonin in it, 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.000 which is obviously good for sleep. You mix it with 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:45.599 some magnesium powder, which is also good for sleep and 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:47.520 muscle health, and you top it up with like a 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:50.080 probiotic soda so which is basically just soda water with 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:52.840 some lime flavoring in it. So I made it last 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:57.079 night for Man Colleen, my mum, and it was dericious. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.480 It was like a cocktail because you put the magnesium 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:01.319 in it and this is up and makes it frothy, 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.400 so it's almost I guess it's a bit apparol spritzy. 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:07.880 And I know I'm a breakfast radio presenter, so my 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:09.840 sleep patterns are all out because I go to sleep 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.360 mainly when it's light and we wake up in the dark, 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.840 so that's it's not normal. But I tell you what, 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:18.840 I knotted off like a little baby. Yeah, very nice, 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.520 and I went nine eyes really quickly. But I woke 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.480 up when Seid the dog was sort of dry, reaching 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:26.160 that's another story. 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:39.400 Then there was a side effect though. So if if. 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:42.120 You take every thought you've ever had in your life 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.920 and you amalgamated it into one giant brain dream fart. 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:48.199 That's what happened last night. Oh okash just sort of everything. 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.040 And this happened to me before when I've had natural 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:53.040 sleep tablets. So I was at war on a ship 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:54.480 with the political reporter from. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.160 Channel ten, Allen Murrale. I was playing golf. 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:58.600 My sister in law had stolen my kids I was 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:00.680 pressing all the buttons on this show because you said 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:04.080 you had to perform at the Red Room. 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:05.319 I think I actually did say. 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:08.800 That, So it was that was the only sort of 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.640 sort of asleep, but really weirdly having all these sleepy thoughts. 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:14.800 Anyway, you want to try it? Yeah, right, yes, yes please. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.320 I brought it in tonight so you can try it tonight. 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:19.640 If you're like, sure, there's not acid in there, well, 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:22.560 is there nothing you used to help you sleep? 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:25.800 Yeah? I used to. I'll still do so. We we 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.840 originally got a shusher for Henry when he was one 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:30.640 of what it's called a little susher, and you're on 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:34.280 different settings. It's like a heartbeat setting, static setting. We 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:37.800 will turn it onto the ocean setting and just leave 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:39.760 it there, and now we use it. I needed to 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:41.920 go to sleep. Yeah, it's so good, isn't I use 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:47.000 some it's rain as well, But listen how soothing this is. 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:56.040 And then you're like, oh, berdie doing in the middle 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:56.280 of the. 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:58.920 Ocean, could miss me produces Oh if you've got something 0:14:58.920 --> 0:14:59.800 that helps you sleep. 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:00.920 Yeah, so much anymore. 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:03.200 But when we first started this gig together, to try 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.600 and fall asleep when it's still light outside I do, 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:09.120 I'm ask on and brown noise in the backgrounds. 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:14.640 You're on the count to say three eighty. 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:16.720 I think I am you know, which is interesting because 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:19.320 I'm really scared of flying, but brown noise comforts me 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:20.320 and also. 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:23.760 A disaster. But this is good, I promise it. 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:42.480 Just listen, yeah, listen, you ready, You're ready, curity. 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:35.920 I mean in the newsroom, you got something. 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:38.680 Well, Because I'm normal, I just put a fan on 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:43.440 and I take magnesium too. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:44.600 But to be honest, it. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:48.720 Doesn't really help. But I'm just I'm such an overthinker. 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.000 I overthink everything so I can get into bed and 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:51.760 my brain's. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:55.400 Lap genuine genuinely brown noise. It does something to your brain. 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:56.600 It just switches you off a little bit. 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:57.120 It's nice. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:57.520 Yeah. 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.640 Sometimes when i'm really I'm just will learn I want 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.080 to go to sleep. I'll just listen to our old 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.240 stories that Jodie used to tell about her social network 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:07.360 and then bang out like a light. Oh you're on fire. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:10.440 This you are is loving this so on fire. I 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:12.440 haven't even told you about our game on Tuesday night. 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:16.960 I don't want to fall asleep while standing up because 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:18.480 I might knock myself out. On the bed. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:22.080 If you take one of these sleepy mocktails tonight, then 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:24.720 I'll give you a buzz around about eight forty five 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:26.680 and I'll start telling you about Tuesday. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:31.920 Night's game, and you'll go. It could be worse. I 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:32.840 could be listening to you. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:37.560 The fact that you never made the afl. 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:40.400 My tears put you to sleep. 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:47.880 It's the sound of hazy sobbing again, lated, jeez. 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:50.160 I'm thirteen twenty four ten that what do you use 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.440 to get to sleep? Have you got a nice little hack? 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:56.200 We'd love to hear from you, all right, just soak 0:16:56.240 --> 0:17:03.880 this up, not if you're driving, Jude. You always looked 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:05.800 fantastic first thing in the morning. But that's just something 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:08.920 about you today. Yeah, okay, something that's just just a 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:09.560 little bit extra. 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:11.879 Well, TikTok told me that I needed to try the 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:13.960 sleepy Girl mocktail, so I did last night. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:16.280 You always listened to TikTok too, lived your life. Oh 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:20.160 don't know what? Just scroll for hours? No, I don't. 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:23.920 So. Basically what it is, it's cherry tart juice which 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:25.960 has got melotonin in it, which is good for sleep, 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:28.560 magnesium powder, a bit of soda water with a touch 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:30.840 of lime and if you want to be super fancy, 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:32.960 it just dropped like a little bit of dehydrated fruit 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:33.320 in there. 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:33.680 Yeah. 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:37.160 Do you think if our news reader Abby was cherry juice, 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:41.400 she'd be this this particular juice. Are you saying she's 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:43.360 a tart? Are you that what you're saying? 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:45.720 Wow? I expected better from you. 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:49.280 Oh well yes, I am a tart, so yeah, I 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:50.359 would be the cherry juice. 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:53.240 That's the whole thing, lowering your expectations. That's on you, mate. 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:55.840 So we're talking about the things on thirteen twenty four 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:59.040 ten that sends you to sleep. I want you to 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:01.880 record an audio book for me of you just talking 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:03.800 about how good your calves are and that makes me 0:18:03.840 --> 0:18:08.960 nod off, and also complaining about your hair fitting at 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:09.479 the front. 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.600 Is that getting a bit boring you reckon, because you're like, 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:14.360 finally he's joined the party. Yeah. 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:16.399 And also you've been good looking your whole life, so 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:19.480 I don't care that now it's starting to catch up. 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:21.240 With Oh that's nice, it's nice that you say. That'd 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:25.720 be say when it's too late, bad luck? Butterckup, Nicole. 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:26.800 What puts you to sleep? 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:30.600 What was me to sleep? Is I have two young 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:33.480 babies who both have a monitor each and they both 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:37.240 have their sleep sounds on. Yeah, and I need both 0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:39.160 of those monitors on louds so I can hear their 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:40.639 sleep machines through the monitor. 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:43.879 Oh so it's like secondhand what are we talking? What 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:44.520 sort of noise? 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:50.840 Well, it's white noise, so it's like the yeah, so yeah, 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:53.160 I need to hear that through their monitor. 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:57.600 Secondhand white noise. What's the different hand white noise? Nicole? 0:18:57.640 --> 0:18:59.600 Do you know the difference between white noise and producers? 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:04.560 Though he was talking about brown noise. No, I don't know. 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:08.040 Here is the difference. So he's white noise and he's 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:12.760 brown noise. Oh yeah, okay, and here's white noise and 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:13.520 brown noise. 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:17.640 That's kind of what secondhand white noises like. It's kind of. 0:19:18.440 --> 0:19:21.840 Yeah, so you've got diluted white noise that's been get. 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:24.960 Into brown noise and if we if we mix them together, 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:31.800 we get. 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:33.359 Oh, thank you so much, Nicole. It's going to MICHAELA. 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:35.040