Speaker 1: We got get you every morning, every day day. Adelaides
Speaker 1: thirteen and twenty four ten. Who's got a tattoo? Maybe
Speaker 1: it's a little bit trashy that they somewhat regret. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hand in my hand. So I've got two.
Speaker 2: I got one when I had my first child, and
Speaker 2: it's a tea on my ankle, looks a little bit
Speaker 2: like a jay. So there's that one, which I at
Speaker 2: the time seemed perfect because you know, only child. Now
Speaker 2: I have four children. So where am I going to
Speaker 2: put the little rest of the little letters? I can't
Speaker 2: really do it round the back of my ankle.
Speaker 1: Can I that many kids? You're running out of space
Speaker 1: in your body? No, exactly.
Speaker 2: So I mean not that I regret it, but I
Speaker 2: just I feel like it's incomplete, yes, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: But then I'm in no hurry to get to a
Speaker 2: tattoo parlor and get more ink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely so. I don't know. So you've partially had
Speaker 1: this removed? No, not that one. Oh okay, so the
Speaker 1: tattoos you got, there's.
Speaker 2: Another one and it's on my backside. Oh boy, So
Speaker 2: it's on the left cheek and I got it with.
Speaker 1: Your little on both cheeks. We got that one's set up,
Speaker 1: and when I was about twenty two, I was with
Speaker 1: a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: We would stop it and we're on Harley Street and
Speaker 2: we might have had a few fizzing lemonades and we went, lead's.
Speaker 1: Going get We're such good friends, We're going to be
Speaker 1: friends forever. Let's go get marching tattoos. We barely speak now,
Speaker 1: So it's a little daisy.
Speaker 2: I got it half removed at a laser place, but
Speaker 2: made the mistake of booking a massage that same day
Speaker 2: as well. So anyone who's ever had a laser removal,
Speaker 2: it's hot. It is so hot, and it's like little
Speaker 2: needles jubbing in and and then I went and laid
Speaker 2: on a heated bed. So I was eying there going
Speaker 2: like just tears streaming down my face, like this is
Speaker 2: the my my is on fire, literally on fire right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a good fire either, not a really good,
Speaker 1: you know, hot fire like burning. But actually you know
Speaker 1: what I mean there, So that sounds like an absolutely horrible,
Speaker 1: very regretful tattoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd like to I'm toying with getting it like completely.
Speaker 2: Surely they've advanced things now where they can get rid
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: And it's not as painful. Yeah you've said, I think
Speaker 1: it's still very much hurts, but absolutely worth it. Yeah, producers, awe,
Speaker 1: you're both just staring at me. A few tas. What
Speaker 1: have you got? I've got quite a few. You're only
Speaker 1: in your twenties.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I've got seven tattoos. But yeah, but I
Speaker 3: only I don't regret. I do regret one of them.
Speaker 1: You're gonna make me tell you.
Speaker 2: What it is?
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, alright. What do you think you're gonna go on?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 1: I saw you looking. I was like, god, damn.
Speaker 3: So when I was a few years ago, I was
Speaker 3: a little bit heartbroken and one of my girlfriends was
Speaker 3: doing home tattoos and so I let her do one
Speaker 3: on me.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: So I've got a little candy love heart just on
Speaker 3: my hip that says not you.
Speaker 1: I've got the same that says a big boy. That
Speaker 1: was a little trashy.
Speaker 2: Mum.
Speaker 1: Wasn't super practical that one? Can you show me that? Absolutely? Well,
Speaker 1: it's not good.
Speaker 5: Of course you've got trashy. There's one that I look at,
Speaker 5: but I do laugh at it. So everyone was getting
Speaker 5: yolo written on their feet at one point and were
Speaker 5: on their foot in my friend group and I was.
Speaker 6: Like, you guys are the biggest losers are?
Speaker 5: And then I had a few fizzy lemonades and walked
Speaker 5: down Himley Street and woke up the next day with
Speaker 5: my hit or not my hip at the side of
Speaker 5: my leg itching going what is going on? Rolled over
Speaker 5: and the boyfriend went, you do remember last night?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: And then realized that I got yolo written. It's still there,
Speaker 5: still there, so that makes me giggle. But I did
Speaker 5: get one on the back of my neck, which my
Speaker 5: mother called me a name that I can't repeat on radio.
Speaker 5: Was just going through one of those bit like tough
Speaker 5: times and like, ah, I stuffed the world. And so
Speaker 5: I toddled down to Tinley Street again and got something
Speaker 5: on the back of my neck, which I sort of
Speaker 5: regret now being an adult and older.
Speaker 1: What is it? Is it a It's just a little quote.
Speaker 1: What is a quote? I'm not so embarrassed that I
Speaker 1: can't say because it just can't have me worse. You
Speaker 1: don't bed that's along.
Speaker 6: Those lines, it's along those lines.
Speaker 5: I was like this angry, sort of twenty something year
Speaker 5: old that was just gone through a bit of a
Speaker 5: tough time.
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, I'm torn now because you're looking at
Speaker 2: me like let it go, let it go, but.
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 3: We'll come back to this, we'll circle back, we'll do
Speaker 3: some some poking and prodding.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, thirteen twenty four ten regretful tattoos. Still you
Speaker 1: haven'ty and just on this, I will say the trashy
Speaker 1: are the better? Oh gotcha? Expose yourself? Come like producers
Speaker 1: are he type? Yeah? Girls, n we are talking really
Speaker 1: really regretful tattoos. On thirdey and twenty four ten trashy tats.
Speaker 1: She was shocked to learn.
Speaker 2: Shocked Andrew Hayes it's three of the fourteen members have
Speaker 2: trashy tats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not shocked at all, to be honest.
Speaker 2: So thirteen twenty fourteen your trashy tats. We are taking
Speaker 2: your calls this morning.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, let's go to Adam. Get Adam. How are
Speaker 1: you mate?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 4: A guys?
Speaker 1: How are you good? Mates? Is it tattoo? Is it
Speaker 1: your tattoo or somebody else's.
Speaker 4: No, it's my tattoo, mate, and it's the stinker.
Speaker 1: Whatever we got.
Speaker 4: So when I was about twenty five, I got my
Speaker 4: then girlfriend's name as well. Like the whole right hand side,
Speaker 4: ribs has got a big like glass heart with wings
Speaker 4: that stake through it in a quote with her name,
Speaker 4: I'm now not with her anymore and have been with
Speaker 4: my current partner of eight years. We're engaged and she
Speaker 4: refuses to marry me. Next year's look at and covered
Speaker 4: up really well. And let me tell you a lot.
Speaker 4: I'm not like I used to be. I can't take
Speaker 4: the paint of tatoo.
Speaker 6: So it's going to be a tough one.
Speaker 1: So what you think in tatoo removal or try and
Speaker 1: redo another tattoo over the top, redo.
Speaker 4: It another tattoo over the top. But it's going to
Speaker 4: be like my whole whole side of my body pretty
Speaker 4: much to cover it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, And that's why she makes you wear a
Speaker 1: T shirt when you guys are having special times.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't get special tides.
Speaker 2: Thank thank you so much. Let's go to Chloe. Hey, Chloe, Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: go on hit us.
Speaker 8: I got a couple I can't say on air, but
Speaker 8: the ones I can. I have an extra's initials on
Speaker 8: my finger, but then on my arm quite visible. I
Speaker 8: have borne in hell.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're such a rebel. What's the backstory to that? Look?
Speaker 8: I'm born on Halloween. I'm a bit of a devil
Speaker 8: if you ask my parents. So when I was about nineteen,
Speaker 8: I decided, Uh, that's the I've got quite a few tattoos.
Speaker 8: I thought, that'll be a funny little gap filler in
Speaker 8: a space that I don't know where to put anything else.
Speaker 1: That'll be That'll be a cute little gap filler. Child
Speaker 1: of Satan, you know. So it's a process that's still there.
Speaker 1: Is it going to get removed or what a look?
Speaker 8: Probably not, just because it's kind of funny and it
Speaker 8: starts a few conversations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good on you.
Speaker 2: No regrets, No, no, wasn't that a boveveer stickither a
Speaker 2: lot of people?
Speaker 1: Oh no, that was no fear. Wasn't it no fear
Speaker 1: issue your brand?
Speaker 9: Ye?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, we have a lot of people got that tattooed
Speaker 1: on their bodies. Yeah, no regrets there at all. I
Speaker 1: want to take one more on this American tattoos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go on. Then Hello, Hello, this is Nova. Who's this
Speaker 1: or is this an anonymous?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 10: In my early twenties was a bit of a trashy stage,
Speaker 10: and I decided it would be a great idea to
Speaker 10: get want to ride on my dust above my pubic
Speaker 10: so with an arrow.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what was the feedback that you would
Speaker 1: get from other people that you were mixing and mingling with.
Speaker 10: Well, there was quite a few rods.
Speaker 1: Have you taken, like the Royal Adelaide show. Is the
Speaker 1: tattoo still there?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes it is. Have you thought about getting it removed or.
Speaker 10: Well it's yeah, it's in the works, but it's expensive
Speaker 10: and painful.
Speaker 1: You know what, run with it. Now you've come as
Speaker 1: far standing. I didn't expect that, did you. You just
Speaker 1: get got the feeling that it was going to be
Speaker 1: something good when the person preferred to be known as anonymous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're always good ones, aren't they. Stuff Now, that's a job.
Speaker 1: That was a joke. That's a job, A terrible joke.
Speaker 1: No terrible jokes here apps loot a gray gags led
Speaker 1: feiously and courageously by news reader, have a good morning, as
Speaker 1: good morning, come up some pretty good film last week.
Speaker 1: So you are I.
Speaker 5: Feel like I'm getting getting really ramping into the year,
Speaker 5: you know, a little.
Speaker 2: Bit nervous because you have come into the studio and
Speaker 2: you've said this one will get me fired.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think the boss is going to be
Speaker 6: very happy with me. That's right, But it's funny. So whatever.
Speaker 1: He went to taller swift. He's not here yet. You
Speaker 1: want to but you want to tread on the edge, don't,
Speaker 1: don't you? Well, sort of tiptoe on the edge. You
Speaker 1: want to push the.
Speaker 2: Old envelope, as they say, Yeah, where are you pushing it?
Speaker 6: You pushing uphill?
Speaker 1: Push it right uphill, labs? Do you want to kick
Speaker 1: things off? Beautiful? All right? So two men are waiting
Speaker 1: to order at a restaurant and the waitress comes to
Speaker 1: the table and the first man places his order. He said,
Speaker 1: good evening, I'd like a quickie please. Shocked, she said,
Speaker 1: excuse me, I'm going to step away for a few minutes,
Speaker 1: and I expect an actual order when I return. And
Speaker 1: she left, and the second man leant over to his
Speaker 1: friend and said, sweety, it's pronounced kesh.
Speaker 2: Well, all right, well I might as well go next.
Speaker 1: It's is it? Okay?
Speaker 2: I maintained they are delicious and if you ever tried
Speaker 2: one one day, then you would know.
Speaker 1: That to be true. Okay, I've plagiarized my joke. This week. Well,
Speaker 1: I borrowed it.
Speaker 2: I'll give it back, but I've borrowed it from the
Speaker 2: great cricket commentator karaoke.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're ready for this.
Speaker 2: So a cricketer, in this case, Kerrie was forced to
Speaker 2: take a drug test after the day's play. So the
Speaker 2: urine test has come in and Nurse Lorraine was in
Speaker 2: the room and then she left and Skull started singing
Speaker 2: to himself. I can see freely now Loreene has gone.
Speaker 6: I did say that.
Speaker 1: Imagine Gary right at the end. Beautiful, all right, you're nervous,
Speaker 1: hardly shaking.
Speaker 6: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
Speaker 1: What's the difference between an enzyme and I don't want
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 6: You can't hear an enzyme.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. What's going on. We'll be taking
Speaker 1: our news from Melbourne for the rest of the way. Calm,
Speaker 1: calm those nerves. Shows. You look magnificent one awesome afresh.
Speaker 2: Thank you, big shout out to TikTok. And if anyone
Speaker 2: knows TikTok, it's jokester. And when I third person myself
Speaker 2: like that, you know, I don't know what I'm talking.
Speaker 1: To you actually on TikTok, Are you really no? God? No,
Speaker 1: but I got.
Speaker 2: I have cottoned onto this new trend and it's called
Speaker 2: the Sleepy Girl mocked mocktail, and it is a thing.
Speaker 2: So basically, it's an alcohol free cocktail packed full of
Speaker 2: goodness that's supposed to help you sleep.
Speaker 1: And it's very popular.
Speaker 2: And I know this because I spent my day yesterday
Speaker 2: visiting four supermarkets and one health food shop looking for
Speaker 2: the key ingredient that is pure organic tart cherry juice.
Speaker 1: Of course, that sounds very very Where would you find.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm so glad you asked if you saw a
Speaker 2: psycho woman on her knees in al four the foodland Norwood,
Speaker 2: with her hands in prayer to the cherry juice gods.
Speaker 1: That was me yesterday, because I finally found that little
Speaker 1: sucker good to the cherry juice god's answer, they did.
Speaker 2: So basically, you take that because it's got melatonin in it,
Speaker 2: which is obviously good for sleep. You mix it with
Speaker 2: some magnesium powder, which is also good for sleep and
Speaker 2: muscle health, and you top it up with like a
Speaker 2: probiotic soda so which is basically just soda water with
Speaker 2: some lime flavoring in it. So I made it last
Speaker 2: night for Man Colleen, my mum, and it was dericious.
Speaker 2: It was like a cocktail because you put the magnesium
Speaker 2: in it and this is up and makes it frothy,
Speaker 2: so it's almost I guess it's a bit apparol spritzy.
Speaker 2: And I know I'm a breakfast radio presenter, so my
Speaker 2: sleep patterns are all out because I go to sleep
Speaker 2: mainly when it's light and we wake up in the dark,
Speaker 2: so that's it's not normal. But I tell you what,
Speaker 2: I knotted off like a little baby. Yeah, very nice,
Speaker 2: and I went nine eyes really quickly. But I woke
Speaker 2: up when Seid the dog was sort of dry, reaching
Speaker 2: that's another story.
Speaker 1: Then there was a side effect though. So if if.
Speaker 2: You take every thought you've ever had in your life
Speaker 2: and you amalgamated it into one giant brain dream fart.
Speaker 1: That's what happened last night. Oh okash just sort of everything.
Speaker 2: And this happened to me before when I've had natural
Speaker 2: sleep tablets. So I was at war on a ship
Speaker 2: with the political reporter from.
Speaker 1: Channel ten, Allen Murrale. I was playing golf.
Speaker 2: My sister in law had stolen my kids I was
Speaker 2: pressing all the buttons on this show because you said
Speaker 2: you had to perform at the Red Room.
Speaker 1: I think I actually did say.
Speaker 2: That, So it was that was the only sort of
Speaker 2: sort of asleep, but really weirdly having all these sleepy thoughts.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you want to try it? Yeah, right, yes, yes please.
Speaker 2: I brought it in tonight so you can try it tonight.
Speaker 2: If you're like, sure, there's not acid in there, well,
Speaker 2: is there nothing you used to help you sleep?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I used to. I'll still do so. We we
Speaker 1: originally got a shusher for Henry when he was one
Speaker 1: of what it's called a little susher, and you're on
Speaker 1: different settings. It's like a heartbeat setting, static setting. We
Speaker 1: will turn it onto the ocean setting and just leave
Speaker 1: it there, and now we use it. I needed to
Speaker 1: go to sleep. Yeah, it's so good, isn't I use
Speaker 1: some it's rain as well, But listen how soothing this is.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh, berdie doing in the middle
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 2: Ocean, could miss me produces Oh if you've got something
Speaker 2: that helps you sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so much anymore.
Speaker 3: But when we first started this gig together, to try
Speaker 3: and fall asleep when it's still light outside I do,
Speaker 3: I'm ask on and brown noise in the backgrounds.
Speaker 1: You're on the count to say three eighty.
Speaker 3: I think I am you know, which is interesting because
Speaker 3: I'm really scared of flying, but brown noise comforts me
Speaker 3: and also.
Speaker 1: A disaster. But this is good, I promise it.
Speaker 11: Just listen, yeah, listen, you ready, You're ready, curity.
Speaker 1: I mean in the newsroom, you got something.
Speaker 5: Well, Because I'm normal, I just put a fan on
Speaker 5: and I take magnesium too.
Speaker 6: But to be honest, it.
Speaker 5: Doesn't really help. But I'm just I'm such an overthinker.
Speaker 5: I overthink everything so I can get into bed and
Speaker 5: my brain's.
Speaker 3: Lap genuine genuinely brown noise. It does something to your brain.
Speaker 3: It just switches you off a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's nice.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when i'm really I'm just will learn I want
Speaker 1: to go to sleep. I'll just listen to our old
Speaker 1: stories that Jodie used to tell about her social network
Speaker 1: and then bang out like a light. Oh you're on fire.
Speaker 1: This you are is loving this so on fire. I
Speaker 1: haven't even told you about our game on Tuesday night.
Speaker 1: I don't want to fall asleep while standing up because
Speaker 1: I might knock myself out. On the bed.
Speaker 2: If you take one of these sleepy mocktails tonight, then
Speaker 2: I'll give you a buzz around about eight forty five
Speaker 2: and I'll start telling you about Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Night's game, and you'll go. It could be worse. I
Speaker 1: could be listening to you.
Speaker 2: The fact that you never made the afl.
Speaker 1: My tears put you to sleep.
Speaker 2: It's the sound of hazy sobbing again, lated, jeez.
Speaker 1: I'm thirteen twenty four ten that what do you use
Speaker 1: to get to sleep? Have you got a nice little hack?
Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you, all right, just soak
Speaker 1: this up, not if you're driving, Jude. You always looked
Speaker 1: fantastic first thing in the morning. But that's just something
Speaker 1: about you today. Yeah, okay, something that's just just a
Speaker 1: little bit extra.
Speaker 2: Well, TikTok told me that I needed to try the
Speaker 2: sleepy Girl mocktail, so I did last night.
Speaker 1: You always listened to TikTok too, lived your life. Oh
Speaker 1: don't know what? Just scroll for hours? No, I don't.
Speaker 2: So. Basically what it is, it's cherry tart juice which
Speaker 2: has got melotonin in it, which is good for sleep,
Speaker 2: magnesium powder, a bit of soda water with a touch
Speaker 2: of lime and if you want to be super fancy,
Speaker 2: it just dropped like a little bit of dehydrated fruit
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you think if our news reader Abby was cherry juice,
Speaker 1: she'd be this this particular juice. Are you saying she's
Speaker 1: a tart? Are you that what you're saying?
Speaker 6: Wow? I expected better from you.
Speaker 5: Oh well yes, I am a tart, so yeah, I
Speaker 5: would be the cherry juice.
Speaker 2: That's the whole thing, lowering your expectations. That's on you, mate.
Speaker 2: So we're talking about the things on thirteen twenty four
Speaker 2: ten that sends you to sleep. I want you to
Speaker 2: record an audio book for me of you just talking
Speaker 2: about how good your calves are and that makes me
Speaker 2: nod off, and also complaining about your hair fitting at
Speaker 2: the front.
Speaker 1: Is that getting a bit boring you reckon, because you're like,
Speaker 1: finally he's joined the party. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also you've been good looking your whole life, so
Speaker 2: I don't care that now it's starting to catch up.
Speaker 1: With Oh that's nice, it's nice that you say. That'd
Speaker 1: be say when it's too late, bad luck? Butterckup, Nicole.
Speaker 1: What puts you to sleep?
Speaker 12: What was me to sleep? Is I have two young
Speaker 12: babies who both have a monitor each and they both
Speaker 12: have their sleep sounds on. Yeah, and I need both
Speaker 12: of those monitors on louds so I can hear their
Speaker 12: sleep machines through the monitor.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's like secondhand what are we talking? What
Speaker 1: sort of noise?
Speaker 12: Well, it's white noise, so it's like the yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 12: I need to hear that through their monitor.
Speaker 1: Secondhand white noise. What's the different hand white noise? Nicole?
Speaker 1: Do you know the difference between white noise and producers?
Speaker 1: Though he was talking about brown noise. No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here is the difference. So he's white noise and he's
Speaker 1: brown noise. Oh yeah, okay, and here's white noise and
Speaker 1: brown noise.
Speaker 12: That's kind of what secondhand white noises like. It's kind of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you've got diluted white noise that's been get.
Speaker 1: Into brown noise and if we if we mix them together,
Speaker 1: we get.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much, Nicole. It's going to MICHAELA.
Speaker 2: What's putting here to sleep there? Michayla.
Speaker 7: So every night I have to be a fan on
Speaker 7: and I listen to the booklyn Oh nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's back up in the middle of the night,
Speaker 1: go to.
Speaker 7: The toilett, come back, it's on again.
Speaker 1: Wow, what a beautiful routine you've got there, Michayla. Do
Speaker 1: you like Do you like?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 2: Do it because it's boring and it puts you to sleep?
Speaker 2: Or you like the show and it's just really.
Speaker 7: So I'm like, I can lay there with my eyes shut, yeah,
Speaker 7: and like I know what's playing.
Speaker 1: It's almost like your body would get into this routine
Speaker 1: where it's like, okay, so Brooklyn's playing, so I know
Speaker 1: now it's time to get ready to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like when older people listen to the ABC.
Speaker 1: All nice. Yeah, they put that on.
Speaker 2: My mum does that. I'm not bagging the ABC. It's
Speaker 2: like nice and soothing for it.
Speaker 1: I'm glad my grandparents before that did it too. Exactly right,
Speaker 1: What a nice little routine they've got. Jode, you may
Speaker 1: not have noticed this, but I have come in this
Speaker 1: morning extremely streamlined.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's right around the clippers over me from toe to neck. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to call me Harry McClary from Donaldson's Dare
Speaker 1: where they Yeah, I just wasn't taking it. That's embarrassing
Speaker 1: for you. Isn't It's nice, isn't it. I'm quite prickly,
Speaker 1: so what comes with, of course, being this beautiful and
Speaker 1: streamlined slippers? All right? Either a razor or clippers? And
Speaker 1: for me, I'm a clip guy. That's what I do.
Speaker 1: I've got some clippers, I've got some roomington I think
Speaker 1: I've had them for about ten fifteen years. So I
Speaker 1: started the journey yesterday from bottom to the top, and
Speaker 1: then put the clippers back on the kitchen bench just
Speaker 1: to sort of charge, and sort of went away and
Speaker 1: went about my streamline day after that. Okay, fast forward
Speaker 1: about three hours later. Clippers are still there, and the
Speaker 1: kids are sort of stuffing around, and then I reckon,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just sort of hanging out
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. I think I was playing with Lottie
Speaker 1: and cars in the corner of the room. And then
Speaker 1: we hear this and I looked over and would you
Speaker 1: believe it, my five year old son. All I saw,
Speaker 1: and my quick sort of spurt of vision after hearing
Speaker 1: the clippers was this big chunk of hair hit the floor.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, to which I've gone, And then ran
Speaker 1: in there to see that the big fellow had given
Speaker 1: himself a really special haircut. So why don't you have gods?
Speaker 1: Can you describe what you're seeing in Henry's new haircut?
Speaker 2: No, he's taken well, he's got a first leagry lush's
Speaker 2: head of hair, unlike his father, not anymore. And then
Speaker 2: he's taken a massive chunk right out the side. Wowe
Speaker 2: it's I don't know, it looks like a mohawk gone wrong.
Speaker 1: So we're doing this nice and early as well, because
Speaker 1: I sort of promised everyone in my family that we
Speaker 1: wouldn't talk about this, okay, because our instant reaction was
Speaker 1: to sort of laugh a little bit as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so look, we're just taking a day by day. He's
Speaker 1: got a massive comb over at school this morning. It's
Speaker 1: just really nice. You just sort of wonderfu a haircut
Speaker 1: like that is going to catch on at school. Probably not.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's some that's horrific. Yes, what's probably more
Speaker 1: horrific is where the clippers had actually been two hours before.
Speaker 1: We're not going to tell Henry or my wife that
Speaker 1: Eddie dives ago.
Speaker 2: I was also pleased that that buzzing sound in the
Speaker 2: corner of the room was the clippers.
Speaker 1: Really, it is so time for ah, let's go girl
Speaker 1: ytg ytg. Yeah, the girl is.
Speaker 6: Not f Yeah the SWEETI what are we call.
Speaker 1: Sp okay?
Speaker 2: So, the uninitiated, if you're joining us for the first
Speaker 2: time in twenty twenty four, welcome, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: This is where we talk about all the things that
Speaker 2: the girls talk about that we probably shouldn't talk about
Speaker 2: it on air, but we do. We talk about it
Speaker 2: off air in the office, and then Andrew joins in
Speaker 2: and we're like, oh, make get.
Speaker 1: Out tick chut. I'm using my listening though, like I'm there,
Speaker 1: but I'm not there. Do you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm present real well what you mean? And when both
Speaker 1: eyes looking in different directions and there's dribble coming out
Speaker 1: of my mouth, Yeah, that's where I'm going to land,
Speaker 1: far far away of what you guys are talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, Producers, Owe joins us produces Owe in your
Speaker 2: twenties in a beautiful relationship with the gorgeous Alex.
Speaker 1: Who we're all Yeah.
Speaker 2: You're all abs from the newsroom, happily single, who knows
Speaker 2: well this week?
Speaker 6: This week changes from week to week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are we seeing anyone?
Speaker 5: I don't have anything to say comments the fish. I
Speaker 5: will not be answering questions at this time.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm outside of court for Channel ten
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 6: What have you got to come?
Speaker 2: Okay, this week's chip Chat. Hi, Jody, Abby and Zoe.
Speaker 2: My best friend and her fiance. This is an email
Speaker 2: by the way.
Speaker 1: Obviously.
Speaker 6: It's snow mail. They wrote in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my best friend and her fiance have just called
Speaker 2: off their engagement after six months. They got engaged on
Speaker 2: a whim and the reality of it all is sunk in.
Speaker 1: They were together for a year.
Speaker 2: He got her a super and as ring we reckon
Speaker 2: it costume around seven K.
Speaker 1: Now they've split. Does she have a right to keep
Speaker 1: it or does she have to give it back?
Speaker 2: We think she should keep it. It was a gift
Speaker 2: after all, but she feels bad. We don't want her
Speaker 2: to give it back as an excuse to get back
Speaker 2: in contact with him.
Speaker 1: Does she do?
Speaker 2: That's from Sally from Plimpton, who well we okay, Well,
Speaker 2: so my first thought on this is, I guess an
Speaker 2: engagement ring is a promise, like it's a gift. As
Speaker 2: a promise, we're going to get married, we're going to
Speaker 2: be together. So if that promise is broken, then I
Speaker 2: think maybe perhaps give it back.
Speaker 1: It depends who breaks the promise too, doesn't it true?
Speaker 1: So if the partner who gave the ring it was
Speaker 1: the other person who did it, then you've probably to
Speaker 1: give back, especially if you've called it off late. You've
Speaker 1: received the ring and it's on you for calling it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you should give back, But I also
Speaker 2: feel like you're missing the very definition of chick chat.
Speaker 1: It just chicks chatting anyway, ladies, so very interesting one.
Speaker 3: I think at its nature it is a gift, right,
Speaker 3: So if you make that decision to put your heart
Speaker 3: on the line and propose and give the person a ring,
Speaker 3: you've given them the ring. I think she's completely entitled
Speaker 3: to keep it, even though that might be a moral stretch,
Speaker 3: but I think she has every right to keep it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, I've got a story for you.
Speaker 5: So a friend of mine she proposed to another woman
Speaker 5: and it was all fine, blah blah blah. Anyway, they
Speaker 5: broke up, so she got given the ring back. This
Speaker 5: woman said, I don't want a reminder of you, So
Speaker 5: here's the ring back.
Speaker 6: I don't want it.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 5: She then has gone on and met another partner call
Speaker 5: there together whatever.
Speaker 1: But they've got.
Speaker 6: Two best friends who they as well. Were you know.
Speaker 5: She's like, oh, I can't find a ring that I
Speaker 5: like to give to so and so blah blah blah. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so my friend sold because she just wanted to get
Speaker 5: rid of this ring. She sold that engagement ring to her.
Speaker 5: Their best friends who then went on on usedup to propose.
Speaker 1: They all know each other each other.
Speaker 5: So she just wanted to get rid of her I reckon.
Speaker 5: She spent six or seven thousand. In the end, she
Speaker 5: sold it to her friend for like fifteen hundred. She's like,
Speaker 5: I just don't want the ring here anymore. I mean,
Speaker 5: a new relationship with had a baby, like I just
Speaker 5: needs to move on.
Speaker 2: So there's definitely something in that. Can jewelry be cursed?
Speaker 1: No? No, okay.
Speaker 2: So for example, I've still got my wedding ring from
Speaker 2: my first marriage and it's in a jewelry box and
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of regifting it to my daughter because that's
Speaker 2: her dad. So I thought that would be a nice
Speaker 2: thing to do. But is that a nice I don't know. Well,
Speaker 2: is it because it did not work out?
Speaker 1: You've answered you kept the ring?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you keep the engagement hing as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all of it. Hey, they're all diamonds, mate. Yeah.
Speaker 3: My mum kept her engagement ring from her first marriage
Speaker 3: and for my birthday gifted it to me.
Speaker 1: That would Did you like it?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 9: I love it.
Speaker 3: I think it's holding onto a memory a little bit
Speaker 3: like keeping memory boxes.
Speaker 1: But I think you have every right to keep that
Speaker 1: ring and do with it what you will.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 2: Is there something tainted about it? Is the question that
Speaker 2: to me, yes, a little yeah. Thirteen twenty four to ten?
Speaker 2: Do you give the ring back? You got engaged? Everything
Speaker 2: was happy, the world was a beautiful place, and now
Speaker 2: it's over. Yes, and romance is the bare, dird and gone.
Speaker 1: It is so time for it. Let's go girl, Let's
Speaker 1: go girls.
Speaker 2: Indeed, so we received an email and breakfast at over
Speaker 2: nine one nine dot com dot au is the email
Speaker 2: address if.
Speaker 1: You'd like to discuss something with us, because we're more
Speaker 1: than happy to er it on air.
Speaker 2: So the email said, Hi, Jody iban Zoe, my best
Speaker 2: friend fiance I have just called off their engagement after
Speaker 2: six months.
Speaker 1: Basically they were together for a year.
Speaker 2: He got her a supernas ring and it was around
Speaker 2: seven thousand dollars. That's but does she have the right
Speaker 2: to keep it or give it back? Seven thousand dollars
Speaker 2: that's a lot, it's a lot.
Speaker 1: It's more of a moral dilama as well. We'll just
Speaker 1: found out advice and research that because was a gift, legally,
Speaker 1: there's no obligation to give it back. Yeah at all.
Speaker 1: I guess it's a moral a.
Speaker 2: Moral obligation, is that though? Yeah, all right, let's go
Speaker 2: to Jenna. Good morning, Jenna, good womaning. Okay, thoughts on
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 9: So it's a pretty of a difference to way she obviously,
Speaker 9: because my family, you know, my parents were together a
Speaker 9: long time. They had me and my brother and you
Speaker 9: know that type of thing. But mom's dad actually was
Speaker 9: unfaithful to my mom after they got engaged, and so
Speaker 9: she told him she didn't want to marry him anymore,
Speaker 9: but they stayed together. Well, she made him buy her
Speaker 9: a second engagent ring because the first one was painted,
Speaker 9: and so when they finally did split about thirty years later,
Speaker 9: she kept both rings and I said to her that
Speaker 9: I wanted one. You know, that's a you know history,
Speaker 9: and you know, hand me down. And she went and
Speaker 9: sold them both on me without telling me, and so
Speaker 9: I'm a big devastated Actually.
Speaker 2: Wow wow, But doin know don't you think there's something
Speaker 2: in there? If something bad happens with jew jewelry can
Speaker 2: be tainted, can't it.
Speaker 9: Well, you know, you don't necessarily have to keep the
Speaker 9: item as it was, you know, he anidental pair of
Speaker 9: ear rings or a nice next place, a new story.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, that's very enough to be half the days.
Speaker 9: An engagement ring. You know it could, Yeah, it could.
Speaker 9: We came into something nice, you know, a bit more
Speaker 9: of a positive. You know, you could have a loving
Speaker 9: relationship with that one stage. Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the collective value of those two rings, what
Speaker 2: do you think it was?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: Well, it was a long time ago, but yeah, you'd
Speaker 9: be looking up with maybe ten or fifteen thousands they
Speaker 9: were here. Well, because the second one, the second one
Speaker 9: was a I'm really really sorry for what I did previously.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you so much, Jenna, stay Sie, good morning,
Speaker 1: good morning. Do you give the ring back? No?
Speaker 7: He basically decided that he was going to leave us
Speaker 7: for six years together we were married, and I said
Speaker 7: to him, I was like, look, if you really want
Speaker 7: to leave, I can't get these off, so you're going
Speaker 7: to have to cut them. So I went straight to
Speaker 7: the stead, got fires cut them box. Oh yeah, So
Speaker 7: I put them in my jewelry box and a few
Speaker 7: months later sold them and brought myself a ruby ring
Speaker 7: to stay like, I'm okay on my own.
Speaker 2: So the new ring was it like a sort of
Speaker 2: reincarnation of the old ring?
Speaker 7: Definitely?
Speaker 2: Not right?
Speaker 1: Okay no?
Speaker 7: But I also so these rings were the wedding band
Speaker 7: I actually paid for myself out of my own birthday money.
Speaker 7: The engagement ring was being paid off with Surgergy, so
Speaker 7: we were both paying for it anyway. So I was like, well,
Speaker 7: they're mine.
Speaker 1: Can I just say I'm glad this relationship?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 12: Oh me too?
Speaker 9: Wow?
Speaker 2: You had to buy your own wedding ring? Yeah, goodness,
Speaker 2: gracious that is well.
Speaker 7: So my birthday was only like a few days before
Speaker 7: our walk, a few.
Speaker 8: Weeks before our wedding.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I still didn't have the wedding ring. So
Speaker 7: all the money that I got from family and friends
Speaker 7: my birthday I spent on the bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Wow, onto your morals, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sure does I have none.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to put this out there straight away,
Speaker 1: who does the budgeting at your house? Husband? Good? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Why Well, because.
Speaker 2: He's good at that stuff, and he's a man who
Speaker 2: is very adept at a spreadsheet, and that is sexy?
Speaker 9: Is yep?
Speaker 2: There anyone, If you're a bloke and you can use Excel,
Speaker 2: I probably want to jump in. Wow.
Speaker 1: Who saw that coming?
Speaker 7: Not me?
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be something physical, like
Speaker 1: if you could work an aile gun or you could
Speaker 1: do some sort of trade based skun Excel spreadsheet love
Speaker 1: it had all those nerds are picking up right now, Oh,
Speaker 1: finally off we could beautiful, skinny soft hands.
Speaker 2: Jim the accountant who's been tapping away to his computer
Speaker 2: for years, He's like, finally I'm wanted.
Speaker 1: Finally O me Physically, he's just not what stereotypically a
Speaker 1: woman wants. But finally Tim's like, I'm on, I'm on,
Speaker 1: I'm too old. Well, then you're going against the grain
Speaker 1: if you guys were living in Japan. In Japan, traditional
Speaker 1: gender roles strongly influence household finances, with wives typically managing
Speaker 1: budgets even when both partners work.
Speaker 2: Wow, so wives are allocating allowances, yes.
Speaker 1: And one hundred percent? I could quite as a live
Speaker 1: in Japan. Yeah, paradise everything hecums a budget. She gives
Speaker 1: me a weekly allowance. Oh, a certain amount of money
Speaker 1: and it's not much, by the way, goes into my
Speaker 1: account every single week. That's how much I can use.
Speaker 1: And that's not just at her request, but it's also
Speaker 1: at my request as well. Okay, because I'm not a
Speaker 1: smart I was about to saying, I'm not a smart man,
Speaker 1: not a smart smart right, I'm not good with money
Speaker 1: at all. No, right, And so what are you spending
Speaker 1: your money on? Well? I eat out too much first
Speaker 1: and foremost, I should do you know when people say, oh,
Speaker 1: he's fifty bucks, it's your last fifty dollars, what would
Speaker 1: you use? And so I say, oh, I'd adverse to
Speaker 1: do I do this and this. I'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going to spend forty bucks on a big, hearty
Speaker 1: breakfast because once I've got a big, beautiful breakfast, Eggs,
Speaker 1: BAC and all the other sides, then I can come
Speaker 1: up with the planet. Got ten bucks left to sort
Speaker 1: your life out? You got ten bucks, then you're probably
Speaker 1: gonna juice it, maybe cut the coffe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But then you're like, oh, I've got ten bucks left. God,
Speaker 2: that halloomy looks delicious.
Speaker 1: Chuck that on there, it's all good. Put that on
Speaker 1: there as well. Now I completely agree with this, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I would understand as well how you're not good at
Speaker 1: budgeting me for example, for example, and once again, bless you,
Speaker 1: bless you jokes. But when you've got free range to
Speaker 1: your bank account, you bought me this ridiculous stuff, and
Speaker 1: this is all You're always going to come back to this.
Speaker 1: You brought me this, this ridiculous stuff from Gold Coast,
Speaker 1: which is supposed to help my manky feet, but you
Speaker 1: bought it off a spoke on the side of the
Speaker 1: street whose name was what Jim or Barry or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know his phone numbers on there. Feel free
Speaker 1: to call him.
Speaker 2: If you're not happy with the product and you've still
Speaker 2: got fungal infection on your big toe.
Speaker 1: Well I still very much do. I think it might
Speaker 1: be getting worse. Well, also, this number doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: That is bad because that was my last sixty bucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, and now Jim is enjoying a delicious breakfast
Speaker 1: with all the side a really really late Welcome to
Speaker 1: Joe Diotic, to the beautiful world of TikTok. Yeah this
Speaker 1: is and do you know what? It's welcome and goodbye.
Speaker 2: So I literally watched two videos on TikTok and I
Speaker 2: think I'm tapping out my good No, okay, so this
Speaker 2: is how I first got on because you guys talk
Speaker 2: about leg so you talk about TikTok all the time.
Speaker 1: You're obsessed.
Speaker 2: You go down the rabbit hole and then sometimes we
Speaker 2: have to come and fish you out.
Speaker 3: Because it lose you to it deep in equestrian tektok
Speaker 3: at the moment.
Speaker 1: And when you fisher out, she's doing one of those
Speaker 1: little dances tick of the top. At the moment.
Speaker 3: It's literally like people brushing their horses and being like,
Speaker 3: this is how I get their main straight.
Speaker 1: I've never been into horses in my life. Very godd
Speaker 1: that sounds quite good. Actually, it's quite interesting.
Speaker 2: So I dip my toe into the TikTok water. And
Speaker 2: the reason I did is because my good friend TIF said,
Speaker 2: have a look at this chicken tariarchy fried rice recipe.
Speaker 1: The tastiest high protein chicken chariarchy fried rice. This says
Speaker 1: so much better than take up packed food flavor and
Speaker 1: so easy to make.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my God, I want a piece
Speaker 2: of that action, So signed up to TikTok. And also,
Speaker 2: why is he talking like that?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. He's definitely feels like he's reading that
Speaker 1: out gone to the head vibes. Bitch Robot enjoyed this
Speaker 1: chicken Well, my family gets it. It's high protein. I
Speaker 1: hate it anyway. So that was the first TikTok video
Speaker 1: I watched.
Speaker 2: And then this morning I was driving to work and
Speaker 2: I was like, what's this. It's Valentine's Day. This is
Speaker 2: a lovely love motivation little piece.
Speaker 1: All you need is one.
Speaker 13: Person in your life who says, you've got this. I
Speaker 13: believe in you, and you will find courage and energy
Speaker 13: to do things that you would not have had before.
Speaker 13: But more importantly, that person needs to also say, and
Speaker 13: if everything goes wrong, I will be there for you,
Speaker 13: and I will be there with you. And I think
Speaker 13: burnout happens when you're attempting to.
Speaker 1: Do all of the things you see other.
Speaker 13: People do and not realize that they have deep, meaningful
Speaker 13: relationships that you can't see, and you think falsely that
Speaker 13: you have to do it alone.
Speaker 1: How's the music in the pit?
Speaker 2: Focusing on the music on posing fngusing on the words.
Speaker 1: I sat in my car and I cried in the
Speaker 1: car park.
Speaker 2: I cried because I'm like, it's Valentine's.
Speaker 1: Day and greig On is my person. Ugly cry, ugly cry?
Speaker 1: What do you make attractive? Usually when you cry?
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm done, Okay, you just need someone to listen.
Speaker 3: Listening to that is the most like. I have no
Speaker 3: algorithm yet on TikTok because I haven't used it enough.
Speaker 3: I was like, here's some chicken and here's a motivational
Speaker 3: speaker with a wanky.
Speaker 1: Tune in the Jodie's TikTok's going, who the hell is
Speaker 1: this person