WEBVTT - #239 This Show Is BORING! 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:02.520 I've got something to show you, actually got something to 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:04.000 tell you and show you. But I'll get you to 0:00:04.000 --> 0:00:14.800 start the show first because it's dog pits related. 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:27.280 And welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.880 Jay and and this is a podcast all about parenting. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.080 It is the good, it is the bad and the related. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:35.199 And we will never, ever, ever, not even if our 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:36.519 life depended on it. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:41.400 If I had to, I probably would gun ahead. And 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.720 someone's like, give me a solid piece of advice, then 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:44.080 I would. 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.320 I'd like reluctantly if I had to, you know, I'd 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:49.040 eat my own ship if it meant I was going 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:52.120 to stay, if I was going to stay alive. Someone 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:53.920 was like, you have to have a little taste. 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:55.880 What if it was runny? Okay, let's move on. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:01:00.480 It's always running at the moment. What have you got 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:00.680 for me? 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.200 Okay. So we're talking the other day about Buster. How 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:04.640 you were saying he keeps shitting in the house. 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:06.800 He hasn't. I don't want to jinx it. It's been 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:08.520 a while. Okay, he's doing better. 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:09.360 That's good. 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:12.040 In case Buster is like keep embarrassing me on the podcast. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:13.240 He's doing very well. 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:15.440 He's our number one listener. Yes, he's just at home, 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:17.760 just listening to the back Lole hasn't reviewed yet. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:18.480 I can know. 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:24.000 That's a reference to Matt's three legg dog. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:24.959 He has three legs. 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:27.960 Yes. The other night, over the weekend, we were showering 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.400 the kids. Okay, and that's quite as you know, it's 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:32.760 quite a routine, and especially on a weekend, it's a 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:34.480 bit silly. So it's a bit silly because I've had 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.480 the whole day off, They've had the parties and stuff 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:36.759 like that. 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:38.440 Bit silly. What's going on? What's happening? 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:41.800 I just mean, like you bringing the lolls, bringing the lot. 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:44.840 It's not as structured as a week We get it 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:46.679 in and get it done, go to bed, leave me alone. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:48.920 Sometimes it's on the weekend, it's eight forty five and 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:50.600 I'm like, fack, you guys are still here. 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:54.520 I come into the other room. I mean to be asleep. 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.120 It's like you haven't showered us anyway. So I'm showering 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:01.200 both and during that time we have selected the dog's needs, 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:04.040 which is to go out. So Squiggy right, and no 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.760 one really knows, so in protest, she's done a big 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:09.720 old wee on the rug okay. At first, I was like, 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:12.760 we can't get angry because we you're at fault. We're 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:14.440 at fault. So we only yelled at her a little 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:17.080 bit and just make ourselves feel better. And then I 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:21.440 realized that the pea patch looks like Spot the dog. 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.720 She's doing art. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:26.840 Bro, get ready for this. Either this is amazing or 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:31.000 I was I was an edible deep ready, Spot. 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.600 That's a self portrait. That is Squiggy. 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.680 That's that's have a good look at that. I was like, April, 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.440 is this just me? And she was like, no, that's incredible. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:41.919 Is that a shadow of your penis? 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:46.480 No? Thank you? Get me working on that. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.440 That's a self portrait. The head shape, the legs, the tail, 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:52.240 whole bit. We'll have to put it on somewhere so someone. 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:52.440 Can see it. 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:53.840 I don't think it looks like Spot. I think it 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:54.679 looks like Squiggy. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:56.320 Yeah it's a self portrait. 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:57.240 Yeah, okay, we go. 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:00.519 If I'm going to put my critique hat on, I'd 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:04.480 say too much of a rigid jaw here for Spot's 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:05.160 very curved. 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.320 I don't know. I reckon if we get Spot up, 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:11.079 maybe a cross between Spot and Brian from Family Guy. 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.200 But well, How does it feel that I see a 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:14.360 puddle of piece and I think about you? 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:15.160 Why do you think about it? 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:17.320 I wanted to show you so bad. I wanted to 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.560 text it to you immediately, and I was like, don't 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.800 show him in person, because it's amazing. It's pcasso. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:25.480 It's almost you don't want to clean it up. You 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.640 want to miss casso. You want to like cut that 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:30.280 out of the rug and then frame it was. 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:35.000 Already framed the feature wall at home. Anyway, We've got 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:36.600 a couple of new things in the studio, Matt, you 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:37.440 want to run us through. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:43.680 It look budget wise. It just the algorithm knows when 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:47.560 I'm at my weakest, and I was thinking, hey, Neon light, 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:51.040 that'd be cool. Started getting ads and I was like, 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.680 how do I pitch this into ash? You were actually 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:54.680 quite easy to convince. 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:56.080 I didn't need convincing. 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:57.800 What I know, you're a big me On guy, which 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:59.880 I now I didn't know that going into it. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.440 Now we've got a Neon guy. Yeah. 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:06.240 I also was a bit wary being scammed because it 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:08.680 was like it was all just too good to be true, 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:10.360 and it was like your order will be ready in 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:12.640 one week, and then it took a little while to 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:15.200 get here. It's been made off shore, not that I 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:19.080 don't Zealand the neon manufacturers of this country shout out 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:22.120 to that in abundance. And it was taking a long time, 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.200 and I was like, I got fucking scammed here. I 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:27.160 was like, oh yeah, I hate that. Just about I 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.119 think it was about five six hundred bucks. 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:31.200 Take them back. 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:35.599 That's all right, that's great quality is it's really I 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:39.640 could have made that. Oh fuck, you could have done 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:41.680 the wording and then you would have run out of steam. 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:46.000 It would have likely kicked in, like oh butterfly. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.280 Now we've got the neon sign. We've also got the corkboard, 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:50.920 the art in the show notes. You put in the 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:53.160 show notes, vig the address of our studios. People can 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:54.080 send in the kids art. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.360 Yeah, kids aren't only please if you want to put 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.320 in any pictures like of yourself, no use one aware. 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:04.479 Oh jesus, well you never know. Have you received us underwever? 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:04.800 Yes? 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:09.760 Someone asked me for some socks on so I tried 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:11.520 to sell them on eBay and then eBay took them down. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:15.600 Fun police can't do anything these days. 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.400 I did it from my feet, remember a long time ago. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.720 But let's story for another time slot. 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:27.360 Yes, so the studio, Yeah, we're in the new studio. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.520 A few people commented and said, wow, it sounds great, 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:30.880 And I don't know if they're being polite or if 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:32.800 they're being genuine. Does it sound any different? 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:33.960 It sounds sarcastic. 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:39.360 Worn't the money that Neon sign really helps to the audio? 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:41.240 They're like, we can hear this weird buzzing in the 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:48.840 background like an old convenience store. They're the new features. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.160 So if you if you want to send in your 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:54.599 crap art from your kids, which is majority of we 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:55.760 will take it off your hands. 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:56.279 Great. 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:59.719 If it's phallic, I'm all for it. Yes, that'd be great. 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.160 We can even do a compilation for the for socials 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:02.840 if you don't mind. 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:05.880 I do mind. We don't just. 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.880 More phallous, like a little carousel. 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:10.400 Of penis looking drawings. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:13.000 By the time it comes out, we will have posted 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:16.799 a little cheeky to always had tour world shortest to us. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:18.920 It's just we'll give you the run through of what's 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.599 on the shelves behind us. You may see the little shells, 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:24.960 the floating shells that were just put up beautifully by 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:27.200 Dan Vicky. Your beautiful husband, what a guy. 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:32.360 Beautiful partner, handsome. Sorry, Dan, fucking drop a knee. He's 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:35.280 dropped the knee, he's yet to. We're get they're getting 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:40.159 married on the pod podcast Marriage l We'll put Dan there, 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:43.720 you here, I'll finish most celebrance thing there. Matt can 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.760 be the witness, the host, the musician with. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.039 The like the neon sign buzzing in the background. 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.120 Yeah, I mean it is good, bad, unrelatable. 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:53.680 It is. It's got a stroke funds not very romantic. 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.480 We'll change it. We'll change it to the good, the bad, 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:58.120 and the romantic, just for the wedding. 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.840 We're just on the studio. We get a few messages 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:03.880 that one person wrote in suey Sue, and she. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:05.680 Said, loving, how do you spell that? 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:07.440 It's actually s double O. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:12.680 No, it's it's not it is they're drawing me now, Sue, 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.160 that's so, that's. 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.840 So how dare you shut up? 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:21.760 That is so disrespectful between Sue and Jericha. I'm losing 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:27.120 the plots being stitched up. I'm definitely being I'm just 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.880 waiting for like something real obscurely come through where it's 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.560 like it's tim how's it spelled? Tea the number one 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:37.880 and then am double an the d is. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:41.000 Silent, but she said, loving the news studio. But did 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.800 we purposely not paint the wall behind. 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:47.440 So stay? 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:50.280 She said, haha, just when we thought we'd had enough 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:51.440 of studio updates? 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:53.280 What are we going to talk about? 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.200 Was finished parenting? 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:58.880 I guess would you like to answer the questions? I 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:00.760 don't have a problem with it, but it was on purpose. 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.080 It was on purpose because we didn't run out of paint. 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:03.920 We didn't. 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:07.040 Budget went to the Neon sign. I had no money 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:07.680 for paint left. 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.920 Sorry, Ash, that's the right answer. No, The right answer 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.040 is we had a heated debate and I decided on 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.360 my side. I don't want it to be green because 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:19.080 that side green is fine, and that's it. Sue, thanks 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:20.400 for bringing up old wounds. 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:23.080 Can I just ask quickly before we move on from 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.960 the studio, because I look at your white wall. I'm 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:28.680 fine with it, it's great. Can I just check how 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:31.000 you're going looking at the green wall behind me? Because 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:32.920 that's what you're you know, I forget that you have 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:33.920 to look at that? 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:34.320 Is it? 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:34.680 Okay? 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:35.480 That's fine? 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:35.959 Okay? 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:38.000 Yeah, I don't feel in case to buy it or 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:39.719 see when that one goes Vix wall is going to 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:40.559 go green as well. 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:44.360 Oh yes, yeah, we're gonna Can I just say really quickly, 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.360 I'm gonna put this in housekeeping. Is this the hottest 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:52.800 winter we've ever fucking had? Holy dick, Well said, Holy 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:53.520 dick cheese. 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:54.240 That's amazing. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.360 Like it is. I mean, this morning was a bit nippy, 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:57.959 but it's like I. 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:00.440 Love it when it's like just that sunny and cold. 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:04.560 It's heaven and you're standing it and you get top 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:05.640 up like a snake. 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.280 Now she's moving as on, moving on, exciting news, Matt 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:18.559 breaking breaking. 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:23.440 I I apologize, sorry, Vic, that was not. 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:26.880 Now Matt, you know how hard it is to get 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:27.720 your kids that your dinner. 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:28.840 It's a bloody night. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.640 Well, I've written a book about it. Okay. So the 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.920 book is about why you take your kids to daycare 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.880 or whatever it might be, and they have notification systems 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:39.839 or when you get there they tell you that they 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:43.720 ate all their food, sometimes more, and it's frustrating as 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.319 a parent because you spend majority of your time at 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:47.640 home trying to figure out what. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.040 To feed these beasts begging. 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.640 Yeah, you're like, but me and Macey are just like 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:53.560 she's just not eating for fun. Now. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.680 I know parents are like, oh, my boy will eat everything. 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:59.760 I'm like, fuck, it's like I gotta put tomato sauce 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:01.520 on everything to get lolder to eat. 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:02.480 Makes it doesn't eat sauce. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.400 That's like, that's fucking devastating. I'm sorry. 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:07.120 Corn thins just dust. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:09.679 She eats dust with a bit of butter on it. 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.520 Just thraw a dog. They don't even have butter with 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:13.880 veggimie's wrong? 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:14.920 What is wrong with you? 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:15.760 I know? 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:16.800 Oh my god, I know. 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:17.880 I'm thinking about leaving myself. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:19.520 Yea, everything you can. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.920 Fine, it'll be fine now that this book is coming out, 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:25.040 So it is. It's a kid's picture book called The 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:29.320 secret Ingredient, Okay, and it's about those moments of when 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:31.280 you are is it? 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.280 I don't want to spoil it? Is it? Love? 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:34.000 Is what love? 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:35.000 The secret Ingredient? 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:39.520 No incorrect? Okay, close, you're not far off kind of 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.120 Oh you could love the people that you're eating me, 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:44.240 I guess. So it's based on my family. Sorry, and 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.800 we drop the kids at their relative daycares and getting 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:51.840 that notification that says they've eaten all their lunch. And 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:54.199 then you try and figure out why they would eat 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.720 at school and not at home. So in the book, 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:59.800 I try various different methods making the food fun and 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.199 attaining as you try to do as a parent, which 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:03.800 you go online and all the hacks of that sort 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:05.880 of stuff. And then it gets to the end of 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.240 the book and it's we can't figure we're at our 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.840 wits hand of why we can't figure out why the 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.800 kids will eat there but not at home. And it 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:15.760 turns out that they like to eat at school because 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:20.160 they all eat together. And there's your secret ingredient togetherness. 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:21.720 But makes you buy the book, but make sure you 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:23.760 buy the book that wasn't it's actually a little bit 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:26.880 more detailed than that. That's a good overview, So it'll 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.320 be available in July, or leave a link in the 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:30.679 show notes when we have it. 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:34.240 I guess, And can I just say, who's your illustrator? 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:38.480 He's up and coming. The publisher actually found him through 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.560 social media and this is his first ever book. He 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:43.360 usually would just do art. 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:48.360 He's unreally the drawings look fucking awesome. 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:50.679 It's got a lot of Bob's Burger about it, because 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:53.040 obviously I'm a character. Bob has a mustache. I have 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:56.680 a mustache, but they've he's done my tatof both my 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:57.240 kids are in it. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:01.520 Japanese anime. If I may really didn't get that, Okay, 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.120 bobs Burgers Bob's Burgers. 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:08.320 Bobs Burgers is like similar similar style to TV show, 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:10.480 TV show, so yes, keep an eye out for it. 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.120 Next couple of weeks it'll be available. 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:15.080 Well done, congratulations or available all good bookstores and big 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.520 w I cannot wait to read it to my kids. 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:19.280 Thank you so July, and we'll have it in the 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:19.720 show notes. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.679 Congratulations, thank you very Yeah, make sure you fucking buy it. 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:27.480 Sorry yeah, amen, brother, Amen, brother, that one slipped out. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:30.880 No I liked it any better fucking buy it or 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:32.920 there'll be no more podcast episode. 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.960 Hey, we finally reached a thousand reviews. Hey, do you 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.959 know what happened? I screenshot it on nine hundred and 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.120 ninety nine and I was like, well pretty close, and 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:43.600 I was like, I go a little quick look and 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:46.520 it was like nine hundred and ninety eight. N I say, 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:48.160 how are we losing reviews? 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:50.160 I saw this too, and I was like, what the 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:51.120 actual fuck? 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:58.640 Get a life, guy, everyone, I'm kidding, it's not you 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:00.480 guys are watching the numbers down. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.360 It's one thousand reviews. We are actually on like multiple 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:04.439 thousands on Spotify. 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:05.760 So how does it go down? 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:06.920 Yes, we don't know. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:07.880 And did it go back up? 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:09.560 Now we're at a thousand one thousand. 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.160 I was just like checking that they weren't duplicate. It 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:16.880 has been a rollercoaster of a couple of days, wonders. 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:20.280 Three in the morning, I was like, has it gone 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:20.960 down at your end? 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:24.840 Everyone who has left a review? Thank you? 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:26.320 Yes, thank you, thank you. 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:29.839 Oh Josh White and Ash friends of mine, had a 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:30.600 baby this morning. 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:36.800 Oh congratulations boy girl, little boy. Jermaine Jermaine Germaine Jermaine. 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:41.320 Spelt jay E r m a y any Yeah, that 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:43.160 checks out. That was that was Jake's an iron the 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:44.680 healthy looking baby. 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:49.400 Oh yeah yeah wow, well well formed child is well formed. 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:53.160 It's a well formed child. To Ash to Josh, congratulations, 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:55.560 great news. Vick, You've got a note here about platter 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:56.760 mums or packet mums. 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:59.240 Just before you do that, it was your birthday the 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:00.480 other day, so have birthday? 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.679 Actually, can we just quickly how did you celebrate. 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.040 Girls' night in Manly? Very fun? 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:06.679 Yeah? 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:12.000 Many cocktails? How and do you know what everyone was like, 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:14.560 thank you so much for like getting us out of 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.920 the house, and like we really needed this. Like we've 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:18.720 got a lot of them have like two year olds, 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:21.160 so they're in the terrible twos, and they were like 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.640 this was so needed, Like in the middle of winter. 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:27.320 Yes, what time your fishure one thirty? 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:31.920 Oh, don't let it affect your work. 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:36.560 Okay, But I was on the waters by like eleven thirty. 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:38.480 I reckon. We were just talking and yapping away. 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.400 Can I try and guess your cocktail of choice? 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:40.840 Yeah? 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.920 Okay, I reckon you express no? 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:50.680 No? Yeah, actually yes, spicy Mark at the start of 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:52.240 the night. At the end of the night, I like 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:53.240 an Ameritus hour. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:54.160 Oh wow. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:15:00.400 Support. My grandfather was a big port guy, as you 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:01.000 can imagine. 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:06.160 Rest in peace and recasting. Yeah good, I'm big. Before 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.480 we go into your story, actually, just at the back 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:10.360 of your birthday, we have a little something for you. 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:13.160 We do we forgot my god. 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:15.680 Let me get let me get it. 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:20.840 It's a it's gonna go above your bed. 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:25.520 It's not a six way from Japan, is it? 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:27.000 Oh my god? 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:28.680 You wait? 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:35.360 Happy birthday you guys, listen to me. That's good for you. 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:38.080 Matt the best present ever, thank you. 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:42.920 Yeah, it's a it's a little new prem toe bag. 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.640 This morning, I'm like pulling Louise underwear out of my 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:49.760 head bag and I'm pulling socks and and put. 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.640 Him in that. I to just have a nice look 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:57.440 at that very profession look like an executive producer. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:03.040 And we thought, like skift ever, No, it's nothing, pretty good. 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.880 Bushing, that's what it feels like. 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:12.920 That's that's what it feels like. I love giving things. 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:15.040 Yeah, and you got your trip coming up, so we 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:16.560 thought you might need a new bag on your trip. 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:23.360 I'm not taking it on that trip. But now I've 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.480 got a work bag and like you know, I've been 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:26.920 winging every week. 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:29.200 Look, we didn't want to be seen in public with 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.240 you with the other one again, so we got you 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.560 on your other freame bag. It's on fire outside. 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:38.280 That bag serves you very well. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:39.000 It has. 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:50.760 Around your basta, it's got stains and as well live. 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:54.680 It's a beautiful bag. 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:57.200 I took a healthy other night because my friend had 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.440 like hand me down. She's like, bring a big bag, 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:01.560 and my friend's like, did you bring a nappy? 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:02.600 Back to the movies? 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:05.720 Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:08.840 It comes in with it like a what do they 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:09.760 call it? A pants suit? 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:13.600 Happy birthday? 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.080 Yes, that was really sweet. 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:19.560 Yes, And back to sorry we've got sidetracked platter. 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:23.439 Yeah, So you spoke about something on the podcast in 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.320 our last housekeeping up, and when I listened back, I 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:30.200 was like, this is such an interesting topic because I 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:32.480 know as a mom I love to put a label 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:35.480 on things physical and metaphor. 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:37.160 Want to do it. 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:40.800 You guys talked about platter mums versus packet mums. 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:41.920 We talked about it. 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:45.200 Yes, we said something. I know. 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:49.600 Ash brought it. How when kids come over and they 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:51.920 want to eat the food that you've got, because April 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:54.240 is a platter mum and she always has this beautiful 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:57.520 platter when they go out of like cut fruit and vegetables. 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:01.320 Is a long shot, But when you're outside the house, Yeah, 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:03.920 if it's like if we're going like say we're set 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:05.479