Speaker 1: Come out with something spectacular.
Speaker 2: You wanted it here. It is Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be your grand old walm. It's Melan Monty.
Speaker 2: He you today, the singing stays. You voted yay.
Speaker 1: Do you know what it needs? It needs like a curtain.
Speaker 1: Remember when the Muppets the current.
Speaker 2: Fozzy Bear, Yeah, they always used to throw tomatoes at him, though,
Speaker 2: poor Fozzy tomatoes Izzy your fuzzy Bear.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't do that. The Kermit was the.
Speaker 2: No, it's the muppetroll and today, but Fozzy used to
Speaker 2: as a skit used to do comedy in there, and
Speaker 2: they used to throw tomatoes at him. Anyway, We put
Speaker 2: a pole on Instagram because I'm like, maybe you're going
Speaker 2: to give up the singing. At the start, eighty percent
Speaker 2: of you psychopaths said keep it. So for the twenty
Speaker 2: percent of you that it drives absolutely bonkers and you
Speaker 2: probably fast forward, it's like a dick. It's staying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's staying. But now you've really got to get
Speaker 1: on your game, like I have to.
Speaker 2: Now you have to hurse it. It's just whatever my
Speaker 2: body feels. I'm getting to the booth like jay Z
Speaker 2: and it just comes out Okay, all right, Now, before
Speaker 2: we started, you're like, hey, Monty, I was thinking of
Speaker 2: a new segment of a new segment that will end
Speaker 2: up doing once. But you're like, you know how I
Speaker 2: always have random facts. Your brain is full of the
Speaker 2: most random shit. And you're like, I want to kick
Speaker 2: off every podcast after you sing with one random fact
Speaker 2: that I've learned.
Speaker 1: Yes, I feel learning is important.
Speaker 2: Okay, why don't we trial it today and then put
Speaker 2: it to the people if they want a random fact
Speaker 2: every week?
Speaker 1: Okay? Did you know there's a German word heim schiser.
Speaker 1: I think that's how you say it, probably wrong pronunciation,
Speaker 1: and it directly translates to a person who is unable
Speaker 1: to shoot anywhere but home, so it literally means home shitter.
Speaker 1: I'm a hem schreiser.
Speaker 2: Most people are a heme shiser.
Speaker 1: No they are not.
Speaker 2: I think they are. My son's a heim shisser for sure.
Speaker 2: Who My son, my eldest son, all through primary school,
Speaker 2: could never shit at school and just would come home
Speaker 2: sometimes bolt in the front door. I think most people
Speaker 2: prefer to be homesheimers.
Speaker 1: Prefer is the word. But a lot of people are like,
Speaker 1: if you've got to go, you got to go because
Speaker 1: I'm not good to hold it in.
Speaker 2: No, it's not I'm doing all this pelvic stuff at
Speaker 2: the moment. I went down this rabbit hole recently too
Speaker 2: on Google or actually with a physio.
Speaker 1: No, this is such a good recommend No, not with
Speaker 1: a physio. Do you remember when you were in hospital
Speaker 1: after the kids and I had my kids at Saint
Speaker 1: Vincent's Private in Melbourne, did you have yours?
Speaker 2: I had two of mine.
Speaker 1: They're okay, and they offer you like sessions to go
Speaker 1: and see a physio or whatever, and I'm like, what
Speaker 1: do I need a phisio for. I'm sort of like,
Speaker 1: I'm not having issues, but I'm mindful of that entire
Speaker 1: area now, and I'm like, I probably should have.
Speaker 2: I reckon, we all should have. If you're about to
Speaker 2: have a baby, make sure you go and see a physio.
Speaker 2: But my digestions all fucked up. I spoke about this
Speaker 2: on icronic with books, our podcasts or about chronic health,
Speaker 2: but I don't ship properly too much information, Like I
Speaker 2: just just can't. But it's due to my pelvic region.
Speaker 2: So I went to the pelvic phisio, like a specific physio,
Speaker 2: and she shoved her fingers up at my vagina. Yeh,
Speaker 2: shoved her fingers up my ass. Yes, I had to
Speaker 2: do all different exercises and now.
Speaker 1: You have please keep going. I'm kidding going.
Speaker 2: I had to get the squatty potty, which we all
Speaker 2: used to have. I've written up exercises that are plastered
Speaker 2: next to my toilet. Sam's always like, you're on your exercises,
Speaker 2: which is they're so crook, But how did we get
Speaker 2: onto that?
Speaker 1: Oh you're Yes, there's an Instagram page just this awesome woman.
Speaker 1: I think it's called Female Physio Co or something like that.
Speaker 1: When she comes up in my feed, it's just she'll say, stop, okay,
Speaker 1: now we're going to do our public floor exercises. And
Speaker 1: instead of just you know, like usually it's just you know,
Speaker 1: like clench release, clench release, it's almost like hit a
Speaker 1: heat workout. Like she'll be okay, now, you know, like on,
Speaker 1: and she goes like on off, on off, So you.
Speaker 2: Saw her the other day, yes.
Speaker 1: But then she'll go okay, now on and hold and
Speaker 1: then she's like squeeze a bit tighter and then she's
Speaker 1: counting you down so you actually you get engaging it. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's also wands that you can buy because if your
Speaker 1: pelvic floor is tight as well, which can really disrupt
Speaker 1: your shitting. Right, you can put wands up your vagina.
Speaker 2: Of wand like a fairy wand a star.
Speaker 1: No, no, it looks it pretty much. It looks like
Speaker 1: a vibrator, a non vibrating vibrator or whatever. Looks a
Speaker 1: bit like a sex toy. But you put it up there.
Speaker 1: But the way it's shaped, you can move it so
Speaker 1: it hits all the muscles like on the side and whatever.
Speaker 1: But it can go up your anus, up your vagina.
Speaker 1: Obviously wash it carefully.
Speaker 2: But if you swapped between a noos to vagina. But
Speaker 2: I told you did I tell you how one of
Speaker 2: my friends had a bit of a prolapse and went
Speaker 2: in to get the prolapse fixed and also said, well,
Speaker 2: can you tie me a bit now? Her husband's penis
Speaker 2: does not fit. So she's the one who put me
Speaker 2: onto this physio. She has to go all the time
Speaker 2: get vaginally penetrated by the woman and has got those
Speaker 2: wands that you're talking about, and she's like, I'm meant
Speaker 2: to do it like every day. She's like, I just can't.
Speaker 1: Though. That is like a tragedy that's isn't it. What
Speaker 1: was that surgeon doing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But but then they're like, you can
Speaker 2: come and get a you know, releasing.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't want to go under again to
Speaker 1: get it released, and then it's too released.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's and she's right into the fairy pawn. That
Speaker 2: book fairy porn. She's like makes her so hot and
Speaker 2: heavy that she just endures, like getting it stretched by
Speaker 2: her husband.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know. You know. There's also like
Speaker 1: just on the pelvic floor stuff. There's I think it's
Speaker 1: called perry Fit or something. It's like a device that
Speaker 1: you put in again, it looks like a sex toy.
Speaker 1: You put it inside yourself, but it's linked to an
Speaker 1: app that's almost like you play a game. So like,
Speaker 1: let's imagine it's like Super Mario Brothers. Every time you've
Speaker 1: got to jump over a brick, you tighten, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And that's sort of yeah, and it shows you the
Speaker 1: strength that which you're tightening with and stuff.
Speaker 2: Wow, you got to keep it tidy tight, you know,
Speaker 2: got to keep it tidy. Hey, something that is coming
Speaker 2: back with a little bit of nostalgia.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I read probably late last week McDonald's
Speaker 1: birthday parties are coming back. Yeah, I didn't know that
Speaker 1: they stopped them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, of course they stopped them. There's so
Speaker 2: many of art, like my kids friends that wouldn't be
Speaker 2: allowed to have McDonald some that wouldn't have even had
Speaker 2: McDonald's their whole life. Where where like anytime we were
Speaker 2: in the card, you guys wanted to go past McDonald's
Speaker 2: where a macas family. Never would I go to Hungry Jack's.
Speaker 2: That shit's crook.
Speaker 1: That's the only birthday party I had at one of
Speaker 1: those places. It was a Hungry Jack.
Speaker 2: Oh are you so it's like the poor man's McDonald's.
Speaker 1: No, listen to this. Where I grew up, I think
Speaker 1: the first McDonald's we got. I'd have to double check this,
Speaker 1: but I feel like I was definitely in high school.
Speaker 1: We didn't have a maca's. Prior to that, we only
Speaker 1: had Hungry Jacks. It was my eighth birthday. Oh, it
Speaker 1: was a shit.
Speaker 2: It would have been terrible because where's Ronald and where's
Speaker 2: your happy meals or something?
Speaker 1: To you just sat there was there a no you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like there was like a fake tram.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's kind of cool, but for three minutes and
Speaker 2: then what do you do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but sure, I've told you this before. I threw
Speaker 1: Mark for his twenty first a surprise McDonald's party in
Speaker 1: the party room because he always wanted a Maca's party
Speaker 1: as a kid. Oh but he just never had one.
Speaker 1: So everyone like, oh yeah, yeah he did. Like well,
Speaker 1: everyone was there sitting around like this massive table. It
Speaker 1: was a whole room. Everyone was wearing like party hats
Speaker 1: with a little bag and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See it would it's a very bold move to do
Speaker 2: that with kids. Now do you know what I mean
Speaker 2: to go? Okay, we're going to have the party at McDonald's,
Speaker 2: because there'd be so many parents that be like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, no you can't go, Like they just wouldn't
Speaker 2: be into it. For some reason. Maccas is the absolute devil,
Speaker 2: Like it's the devil to a lot of people. How
Speaker 2: distinctive is the smell in macas, Like if you were
Speaker 2: smelling my family, Yeah, if I was to blindfold you
Speaker 2: and walk you in there, you'd go on Mat maccas. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also I think I think the reason it's coming
Speaker 1: back and it doesn't seem so shocking is there were
Speaker 1: a bigger fish to fry. Yes, then a bit of
Speaker 1: artificial whatever.
Speaker 2: Totally, the world's fucked. So have a burger if you want,
Speaker 2: you want nine nuggets instead of six, you knock yourself out.
Speaker 2: You know. I worked at Maccars. That was my first job.
Speaker 1: No, I did not know what. Maybe bucked it out
Speaker 1: because you've had a lot of jobs.
Speaker 2: I've had a lot of jobs, and Maccas was my
Speaker 2: first job, and I think I was. It was when
Speaker 2: you were legally allowed, so fourteen and nine months and
Speaker 2: I remember like the lady called me to go, oh,
Speaker 2: can you come in for an interview? And I said, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: what should I wear? And I told my mum and
Speaker 2: she pissed her pants because I asked the lady what
Speaker 2: I should wear to the actual interview. Then I got
Speaker 2: the job. I hated it so much. I was always
Speaker 2: put on drive through and it was freezing, freezing of
Speaker 2: the drive through. Oh. I was never allowed to do
Speaker 2: the actual food. I would take the orders. And then
Speaker 2: I remember once some older girls from school came in
Speaker 2: and I was working at the front counter and they
Speaker 2: asked for a Sunday and I butchered that fucking thing
Speaker 2: like it was running all over the carp The chocolate
Speaker 2: sauce was everywhere, and I handed it over and one
Speaker 2: of the girls go, you are not eating that in
Speaker 2: my car? And I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny? Oh? I was speaking the other day
Speaker 1: on Insta with your very good friend Claire, Oh yes,
Speaker 1: and I put up the old grab of us with
Speaker 1: the maths.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, carrying questions and we got them all wrong,
Speaker 2: not thinking we got them wrong.
Speaker 1: And I was saying, how you know, I used to
Speaker 1: work at Cole's and just the giving of change when
Speaker 1: you'd plug it in and then they'd go, oh, no, here,
Speaker 1: I've got the fifty cents, and that I'd be like
Speaker 1: a deer in the headlights because I just don't compute numbers. Yes,
Speaker 1: And she'd said to me, I'll ask Monty about when,
Speaker 1: like my first job selling nuts or whatever. She used
Speaker 1: to roast nuts, or the burning the nuts, because she
Speaker 1: used to get so freaked out with having to give
Speaker 1: people their change that she would have burned the nuts
Speaker 1: that were being roasted. So funny.
Speaker 2: So she worked in this market and it was an
Speaker 2: undercover market. It was like so far from her house.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how she got there. And you
Speaker 2: know how markets they used to do roasted hazel nuts.
Speaker 2: I think they were in nuts chestnuts chestnuts in the
Speaker 2: actual like, so the outside was roasted.
Speaker 1: It's a very big wog thing, oh is it?
Speaker 2: Well she's not a wog, so she probably shouldn't have
Speaker 2: had this job. But so she's standing there roasting them
Speaker 2: and yes, like us ADHD and Y, his numbers and
Speaker 2: stuff is not her specialty. Would got so flustered that
Speaker 2: she burnt the shit the enoughs smell. The whole fucking
Speaker 2: market nearly had to evacuate because of these nuts being burnt.
Speaker 2: If you knew her, she it just the flusteredness of her.
Speaker 2: I literally was rolling around on the ground laughing at this.
Speaker 1: Isn't it so funny that I always I say this
Speaker 1: to my kids all the time, and I really try
Speaker 1: to remember it myself. Times that you fuck up or
Speaker 1: when you do something so like excruciatingly embarrassing, I always
Speaker 1: think to myself, this is going to be a funny
Speaker 1: story one day. Yeah, even though when you're in it
Speaker 1: that you do it's terrible when you're in it. But
Speaker 1: then and also like content.
Speaker 2: Totally when anything happens, like that's something to talk about.
Speaker 2: By now, I can't remember the last time I got
Speaker 2: truly embarrassed, though, Like it doesn't happen as an adult.
Speaker 2: That's why we need to almost teach our kids when
Speaker 2: you get embarrassed, soak up that feeling. Also nervous. Nervous
Speaker 2: and embarrassment is something that is like just what happens
Speaker 2: when you're a kid. As you get older, that kind
Speaker 2: of fizzles out a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd call it embarrassment, but I
Speaker 1: know that that I get. I'm very aware of sometimes,
Speaker 1: like how much I overtalk or overshare, and like sometimes
Speaker 1: as soon as something comes out of my mouth, I
Speaker 1: meet like in front of it's gonna say in front
Speaker 1: of someone I'm not familiar with, and then I think
Speaker 1: about all the stuff I say on this podcast. But
Speaker 1: you know, it's like when you're talking and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden you think, oh, no, went too far,
Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't have said that, And then afterwards you're thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: I look crazy.
Speaker 2: I hadn't exchanged the other day with a lady who's
Speaker 2: a friend with a friend, and she walked out of
Speaker 2: the doctors when I was walking in side. Note I
Speaker 2: think I've got arthritis in my wrist, so fucking annoying
Speaker 2: after a cast thing at night and I'm like, can't
Speaker 2: hold things in it. It's so annoying, so old, my
Speaker 2: body is falling apart.
Speaker 1: That would have been your dream as a kid, though,
Speaker 1: like how much you just want to wear bandages and stuff?
Speaker 2: Any form of attention was epic as a kid. But anyway,
Speaker 2: speaking of oversharing, this lady walked out and like, oh,
Speaker 2: how are you going. She's like, good, just here, perrymanopause.
Speaker 2: I'm just so sad. I'm on the antidepressants and I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 2: you're an overshareer too. It was like bang bang bang,
Speaker 2: And so to make her feel better, I'm like, oh mate,
Speaker 2: I'm on all the stuff, don't worry about it. And
Speaker 2: then I said, have a good day, see you later.
Speaker 1: You know you've found your people. It's like when you're
Speaker 1: at the shops and someone's kids like going bananas or whatever,
Speaker 1: and you might just look at the mum and go,
Speaker 1: I know, I know or whatever, just in solidarity. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they'll be like for fuck's sake, And then sometimes they'll
Speaker 1: look at you like what the fuck are you? Yes,
Speaker 1: walking bitch.
Speaker 2: Yes, totally. I know, speaking of things that are like
Speaker 2: from your childhood, like the Macca's party. The other day,
Speaker 2: I thought about the Manaco bar. I remember the Manaco bars.
Speaker 1: My sister in law went through a stage where she
Speaker 1: was making them because she missed them. You can make
Speaker 1: them because the Monaco You know what the Monaco bar was.
Speaker 1: The Monaco bar was the other side of the maxibon.
Speaker 2: Of course, it was just toois chocolates get soggy.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I remembered foil.
Speaker 2: Yes, we had to unwrap it like like almost how
Speaker 2: the Eskimo pies used to be before they got put in.
Speaker 1: Schmo pie was green packaging.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mum's favorite were Eskimo pies. But I remember
Speaker 2: as a kid not liking the Monaco bar and then
Speaker 2: giving it several cracks, and then loving the Monaco Bar.
Speaker 2: I don't like one of those Maxi bonds. I tried it.
Speaker 2: I bought ones for the kids the other day and
Speaker 2: I sat there and ate it, and I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is shit.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I find very annoying about the Maxibon.
Speaker 1: I don't really like the Monaco bar side. Okay, and
Speaker 1: there is a like I don't know if everybody does this,
Speaker 1: but you know you want to leave the bit you
Speaker 1: like best last, totally right. You're forced to eat the
Speaker 1: best side first, Yeah, because the best side is just
Speaker 1: covered in chocolate and then your hands will get all
Speaker 1: melted out, so it's very annoying.
Speaker 2: The other side is like a Magnum though, it's like
Speaker 2: half Magnum half Manarco bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true it is, but not as good as a Magnum, not.
Speaker 2: As like remember when Magnums first came out, and then
Speaker 2: it was Magnum almond. Oh, I love a Magnum almond.
Speaker 2: They have halved in size. It's just horseshit.
Speaker 1: I know. Well, you know what else speaking of like
Speaker 1: things being horseshit, because they do. It's like they hit
Speaker 1: the pinnacle and then they fuck with the bloody formula. Yes,
Speaker 1: like dumb cut corners and then it's shit. It's making
Speaker 1: me aggressive. I can tell the original Milo bar remember
Speaker 1: when it was.
Speaker 2: Just you have. You're quite passionate about this, because you
Speaker 2: have mentioned this before.
Speaker 1: I've probably mentioned it several times. Yes, I want to
Speaker 1: bring it back.
Speaker 2: It's very dry to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got an issue with dry, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do, well, you're the one that raw dog shit
Speaker 2: and goes for the Milo Bar over any other bar.
Speaker 2: Like you have to have a drink with you if
Speaker 2: you drink if you're eating the Milo Bar, and it
Speaker 2: feels like it should be a glass of milk, which
Speaker 2: is disgusting to me.
Speaker 1: I'm not having a glass of milk never. But Munchro's.
Speaker 1: I think we've talked about Mancherro. Yes, how problematic was that?
Speaker 2: Ad? Oh god, well, now you would never get away
Speaker 2: with Manchross I know.
Speaker 1: And also Mark and I were talking the other day
Speaker 1: about sunny boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were great.
Speaker 1: I think they discontinued. You can't buy them anymore.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen one in a while. We used to
Speaker 2: have those at our primary school, Yes, and they were
Speaker 2: good because they were big. Like as a kid, you
Speaker 2: just wanted your things to be big. But then you'd
Speaker 2: suckle the juice out and you'd just be left with ice,
Speaker 2: same as when your mum would freeze your primas or
Speaker 2: your juice boxes and you'd suck it and then they'd
Speaker 2: just be like white ice in the bottom. I loved
Speaker 2: a prima. They called juice boxes here, and savoys are
Speaker 2: called jats in New South Wales.
Speaker 1: There was an article that came out the other day.
Speaker 1: I saw that there is a difference between savoys and jats.
Speaker 2: I don't think so exa it said it so well,
Speaker 2: that's dumb, exact same packaging. They taste exactly the same
Speaker 2: while you look it up to prove me wrong. Another
Speaker 2: thing that is different here is you say wagging in
Speaker 2: Melbourne and they don't say wagging here. They say skipping,
Speaker 2: like yeah, accident, know what wagging was?
Speaker 1: It sounds very American?
Speaker 2: What wagging or skipping?
Speaker 1: Skipping, skipping, screwing, wagging? Wagging sounds real ozzy.
Speaker 2: I remember the first time I wagged, I got busted too,
Speaker 2: was so scary. Yeah, it was terrible. We sat down
Speaker 2: a lane way and the teacher walked past like we
Speaker 2: obviously were just dumb doing it close to the school.
Speaker 2: So I remember telling my mom because school today, she
Speaker 2: wasn't cross at all. I think the key is that
Speaker 2: just you just go to be honest.
Speaker 1: I never wagged a day. What I never wagged a
Speaker 1: full day. The worst I did was I would like
Speaker 1: because this McDonald's that opened when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: we used to jump the fence and like cross the
Speaker 1: main road, go to the macas and come back. And
Speaker 1: that was like when I was in VCE. Other than
Speaker 1: that my mom, because my mum would have killed me.
Speaker 1: I would have been in so much trouble.
Speaker 2: See, that's why you sometimes need really strict parents. I
Speaker 2: don't think I went to a full day of school
Speaker 2: year eleven and twelve, Like I just didn't. Nah, I'd
Speaker 2: never went to a full school day. I'd sit either
Speaker 2: in the common room is that what I was called
Speaker 2: for year elevens and twelve is a common room? Or
Speaker 2: i'd live. My school was out like country kind of,
Speaker 2: so I would have there was no way, like you'd
Speaker 2: have to ride a cow home. But I would always
Speaker 2: call my auntie on my par to come and pick
Speaker 2: me up. And then I got my license in July
Speaker 2: of the last year. Oh my god, I would just
Speaker 2: have a car full of kids and we would leave
Speaker 2: at like eleven o'clock every day.
Speaker 1: That would have been the best. It was, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it would have been the best.
Speaker 2: My hay Unday Excel and it was petrol unleaded, and
Speaker 2: I put diesel in it once and it just stopped working.
Speaker 1: That is the most monty thing I've ever heard. Its
Speaker 1: like just quick, not paying attention, paying any get it done.
Speaker 1: Put it in what color? Was it marone? Maroon? Of
Speaker 1: course it was Maron metallic or like.
Speaker 2: Flat not flat. It wasn't Matt, which I hate Matt cars.
Speaker 2: You know when people drive rain drovers which cost like
Speaker 2: six million dollars and they do matte black. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you've just ruined that you have? You know that?
Speaker 1: Do you know what they look like? They look like
Speaker 1: I know, when you polish your kids' school shoes, but
Speaker 1: not shiny polish that like someone's put Matt polish all
Speaker 1: over the calf.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look like that. They look like they're a
Speaker 2: bit wrong, which I used to have Doc Martin's in school. Right,
Speaker 2: you used to have eight ups and my friend had
Speaker 2: twelve ups, which was wild. They went nearly halfway up
Speaker 2: her legs and that's what we wore to school, and
Speaker 2: I polished mine when she was over at my house.
Speaker 2: They went They looked like Ronald McDonald's shoes, but black version.
Speaker 2: They were so shiny. I was so embarrassed, and I
Speaker 2: begged her to let me do her twelve ups so
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be the only one with shiny shoes and
Speaker 2: she let me do it.
Speaker 1: Are you still friends with her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Peter. No, we're not still for the
Speaker 2: one who I found that body friend. Yeah, we were
Speaker 2: best friends and she was how lovely? Is that because
Speaker 2: they looked fucking ridiculous?
Speaker 1: That's a great friend, isn't it that? That that that
Speaker 1: you just said is what deters me from ever buying
Speaker 1: a pair of docks again, because they were the all
Speaker 1: time greatest shoe I ever had. I had a pair
Speaker 1: of docks from like year nine up until I was
Speaker 1: like twenty five.
Speaker 2: Wow, you run my gold.
Speaker 1: They were so good and they you know, they just
Speaker 1: molded to you.
Speaker 2: They were perfect.
Speaker 1: But I'm getting a new pair. I don't want the
Speaker 1: newness a new pairs terrible.
Speaker 2: I tried a few years ago to get the Cherry
Speaker 2: docks and I got them, and I was embarrassed in
Speaker 2: front of myself. Yeah, no, no good, no good at
Speaker 2: this age.
Speaker 1: And also speaking of things from our childhood that have gone,
Speaker 1: you can't wag anymore.
Speaker 2: No, you can't.
Speaker 1: Kids can't. Oh, you know, Luca was not at school today.
Speaker 1: Luca was not present in this.
Speaker 2: You get that amount of text I get going Buckster
Speaker 2: is absent from school. Today because he rarely goes. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Yeah, there's no way that it's a
Speaker 2: lot harder to wag nowadays than in the good old days.
Speaker 2: Bat So Instagram. What's popping up in my feet all
Speaker 2: the time is those women putting on the lip stains
Speaker 2: that you pull off. Yes, have you seen them? Yes?
Speaker 2: I have. There is nothing I love more than a lipstain.
Speaker 2: So any lipstick I wear, I block down to a
Speaker 2: stain because I love a stained lip, just a slight
Speaker 2: red blotted stain. And I look at these and they
Speaker 2: look fantastic, and I'm very tempted to purchase, although the
Speaker 2: only one that I've found to purchase. You have to
Speaker 2: purchase every color. I'm like, I do I want every color?
Speaker 2: I just want the red on Myron, do you reckon?
Speaker 2: They work?
Speaker 1: They do work, and they probably are really suited to
Speaker 1: someone like you who has quite full lips. You're not
Speaker 1: looking for you're not trying to, you know, make your
Speaker 1: love puller. You want to look like you've been sucking
Speaker 1: on a red icy pole.
Speaker 2: Exactly what I eat in cherries, and then with a
Speaker 2: bitter lip gloss over the top. Yeah. But then I'm
Speaker 2: also like how long does it last? Does it last
Speaker 2: like an hour? Because that's not worth it.
Speaker 1: I've got to ask my sister because I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: she's got the Oh, ask her, Yeah, I'll ask her
Speaker 1: because she's got really full lips as well. But I
Speaker 1: think they last all day? Do I really actively scrub them?
Speaker 2: Please ask her and text me out if it works,
Speaker 2: because I've got a Revlon one that I use but
Speaker 2: lasts like an hour. I've got to reapply it all
Speaker 2: the time. I want a full day. Almost tempted to
Speaker 2: get the tattoo of a lip stain. Have you seen that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like I think it's called a lip blush, yeah, or
Speaker 1: something to do that. Anything, anything that's permanent like that.
Speaker 1: I'm too scared because what if.
Speaker 2: I know what you mean? I know a girl that's
Speaker 2: got permanent eyeliner.
Speaker 1: No, no, you can't, you can't. Can't. Even the micro
Speaker 1: blading on the brows not what it cracked up to be.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's micro blading tattoos like the tattooing,
Speaker 1: but you know, like it's.
Speaker 2: Some people it looks great. Are the people when they
Speaker 2: don't have any eyebrows? It just looks like completely drawn on.
Speaker 1: But it's still the thing is it's still a tattoo.
Speaker 1: You've got a tattoo. I've got a tattoo over time.
Speaker 1: What happens to that tattoo? The ink it's sort of bleeds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's you know what I mean. You probably don't look
Speaker 1: at yours much because it's on the top of my barm.
Speaker 1: I never tram stamp, but you know, like I look
Speaker 1: at mine, and I'm like, I can see that it's
Speaker 1: it's it almost looks like it bleeds, lose the edges
Speaker 1: and whatever like that.
Speaker 2: People get them redone all the time, so I assume
Speaker 2: it totally fades away the eyebrows.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but no, I wouldn't be I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be getting that. I know you're looking for what is
Speaker 1: going to be the least maintenance thing for you to
Speaker 1: do that totally.
Speaker 2: I saw it on somebody I follow Ality Do you
Speaker 2: follow Ality Pull? They've got a darling Shine is their podcast.
Speaker 2: And so she was with Chumpy puland do you know
Speaker 2: this story? Yes, and he drowned doing a spear fishing thing,
Speaker 2: and so they extracted his sperm because they were trying
Speaker 2: for a baby. When he'd passed away, they had hours
Speaker 2: to do it, and then she had a beautiful daughter Mini. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I follow them because it's so voyeuristic their life, like
Speaker 2: her best friend's Chloe and Fisheries her husband. And I'm
Speaker 2: constantly like, oh my god, look at them. My friend
Speaker 2: Abby and I just send Bobby the daughter of Fisher
Speaker 2: to each other all the time, because you've never seen
Speaker 2: a more gorgeous baby. But Aladi got her lips tattoo
Speaker 2: and that made me go, oh, maybe I'll do that.
Speaker 2: But then I don't look anything like Alidie. She's like
Speaker 2: a model.
Speaker 1: No. And I also think you probably don't need it,
Speaker 1: Like you don't need that. You probably just again need
Speaker 1: a really good lipstain. You also need something that's non drying,
Speaker 1: because the sensation would piss you off.
Speaker 2: I always put blisticks on the top.
Speaker 1: I'll come back to you. I'll come back to you
Speaker 1: with some recommendations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, circle back to me with that. Yeah, all right,
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