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<v Speaker 1>Come out with something spectacular.

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<v Speaker 2>You wanted it here. It is Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be your grand old walm. It's Melan Monty.

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<v Speaker 2>He you today, the singing stays. You voted yay.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what it needs? It needs like a curtain.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when the Muppets the current.

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<v Speaker 2>Fozzy Bear, Yeah, they always used to throw tomatoes at him, though,

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<v Speaker 2>poor Fozzy tomatoes Izzy your fuzzy Bear.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he didn't do that. The Kermit was the.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's the muppetroll and today, but Fozzy used to

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<v Speaker 2>as a skit used to do comedy in there, and

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<v Speaker 2>they used to throw tomatoes at him. Anyway, We put

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<v Speaker 2>a pole on Instagram because I'm like, maybe you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to give up the singing. At the start, eighty percent

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<v Speaker 2>of you psychopaths said keep it. So for the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>percent of you that it drives absolutely bonkers and you

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<v Speaker 2>probably fast forward, it's like a dick. It's staying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's staying. But now you've really got to get

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<v Speaker 1>on your game, like I have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you have to hurse it. It's just whatever my

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<v Speaker 2>body feels. I'm getting to the booth like jay Z

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<v Speaker 2>and it just comes out Okay, all right, Now, before

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<v Speaker 2>we started, you're like, hey, Monty, I was thinking of

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<v Speaker 2>a new segment of a new segment that will end

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<v Speaker 2>up doing once. But you're like, you know how I

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<v Speaker 2>always have random facts. Your brain is full of the

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<v Speaker 2>most random shit. And you're like, I want to kick

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<v Speaker 2>off every podcast after you sing with one random fact

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<v Speaker 2>that I've learned.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I feel learning is important.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, why don't we trial it today and then put

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<v Speaker 2>it to the people if they want a random fact

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<v Speaker 2>every week?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Did you know there's a German word heim schiser.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's how you say it, probably wrong pronunciation,

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<v Speaker 1>and it directly translates to a person who is unable

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<v Speaker 1>to shoot anywhere but home, so it literally means home shitter.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a hem schreiser.

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<v Speaker 2>Most people are a heme shiser.

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<v Speaker 1>No they are not.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they are. My son's a heim shisser for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Who My son, my eldest son, all through primary school,

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<v Speaker 2>could never shit at school and just would come home

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes bolt in the front door. I think most people

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<v Speaker 2>prefer to be homesheimers.

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<v Speaker 1>Prefer is the word. But a lot of people are like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've got to go, you got to go because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not good to hold it in.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not I'm doing all this pelvic stuff at

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<v Speaker 2>the moment. I went down this rabbit hole recently too

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<v Speaker 2>on Google or actually with a physio.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is such a good recommend No, not with

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<v Speaker 1>a physio. Do you remember when you were in hospital

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<v Speaker 1>after the kids and I had my kids at Saint

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<v Speaker 1>Vincent's Private in Melbourne, did you have yours?

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<v Speaker 2>I had two of mine.

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<v Speaker 1>They're okay, and they offer you like sessions to go

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<v Speaker 1>and see a physio or whatever, and I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do I need a phisio for. I'm sort of like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not having issues, but I'm mindful of that entire

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<v Speaker 1>area now, and I'm like, I probably should have.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, we all should have. If you're about to

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<v Speaker 2>have a baby, make sure you go and see a physio.

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<v Speaker 2>But my digestions all fucked up. I spoke about this

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<v Speaker 2>on icronic with books, our podcasts or about chronic health,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't ship properly too much information, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>just just can't. But it's due to my pelvic region.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went to the pelvic phisio, like a specific physio,

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<v Speaker 2>and she shoved her fingers up at my vagina. Yeh,

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<v Speaker 2>shoved her fingers up my ass. Yes, I had to

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<v Speaker 2>do all different exercises and now.

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<v Speaker 1>You have please keep going. I'm kidding going.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to get the squatty potty, which we all

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<v Speaker 2>used to have. I've written up exercises that are plastered

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<v Speaker 2>next to my toilet. Sam's always like, you're on your exercises,

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<v Speaker 2>which is they're so crook, But how did we get

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<v Speaker 2>onto that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're Yes, there's an Instagram page just this awesome woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's called Female Physio Co or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>When she comes up in my feed, it's just she'll say, stop, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now we're going to do our public floor exercises. And

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<v Speaker 1>instead of just you know, like usually it's just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like clench release, clench release, it's almost like hit a

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<v Speaker 1>heat workout. Like she'll be okay, now, you know, like on,

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes like on off, on off, So you.

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<v Speaker 2>Saw her the other day, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>But then she'll go okay, now on and hold and

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<v Speaker 1>then she's like squeeze a bit tighter and then she's

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<v Speaker 1>counting you down so you actually you get engaging it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's also wands that you can buy because if your

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<v Speaker 1>pelvic floor is tight as well, which can really disrupt

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<v Speaker 1>your shitting. Right, you can put wands up your vagina.

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<v Speaker 2>Of wand like a fairy wand a star.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, it looks it pretty much. It looks like

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<v Speaker 1>a vibrator, a non vibrating vibrator or whatever. Looks a

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<v Speaker 1>bit like a sex toy. But you put it up there.

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<v Speaker 1>But the way it's shaped, you can move it so

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<v Speaker 1>it hits all the muscles like on the side and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But it can go up your anus, up your vagina.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously wash it carefully.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you swapped between a noos to vagina. But

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<v Speaker 2>I told you did I tell you how one of

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<v Speaker 2>my friends had a bit of a prolapse and went

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<v Speaker 2>in to get the prolapse fixed and also said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>can you tie me a bit now? Her husband's penis

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<v Speaker 2>does not fit. So she's the one who put me

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<v Speaker 2>onto this physio. She has to go all the time

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<v Speaker 2>get vaginally penetrated by the woman and has got those

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<v Speaker 2>wands that you're talking about, and she's like, I'm meant

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<v Speaker 2>to do it like every day. She's like, I just can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Though. That is like a tragedy that's isn't it. What

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<v Speaker 1>was that surgeon doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. But but then they're like, you can

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<v Speaker 2>come and get a you know, releasing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I don't want to go under again to

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<v Speaker 1>get it released, and then it's too released.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's and she's right into the fairy pawn. That

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<v Speaker 2>book fairy porn. She's like makes her so hot and

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<v Speaker 2>heavy that she just endures, like getting it stretched by

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<v Speaker 2>her husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I know. You know. There's also like

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<v Speaker 1>just on the pelvic floor stuff. There's I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>called perry Fit or something. It's like a device that

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<v Speaker 1>you put in again, it looks like a sex toy.

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<v Speaker 1>You put it inside yourself, but it's linked to an

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<v Speaker 1>app that's almost like you play a game. So like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's imagine it's like Super Mario Brothers. Every time you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to jump over a brick, you tighten, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's sort of yeah, and it shows you the

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<v Speaker 1>strength that which you're tightening with and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you got to keep it tidy tight, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>got to keep it tidy. Hey, something that is coming

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<v Speaker 2>back with a little bit of nostalgia.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I read probably late last week McDonald's

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<v Speaker 1>birthday parties are coming back. Yeah, I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>they stopped them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, of course they stopped them. There's so

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<v Speaker 2>many of art, like my kids friends that wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to have McDonald some that wouldn't have even had

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<v Speaker 2>McDonald's their whole life. Where where like anytime we were

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<v Speaker 2>in the card, you guys wanted to go past McDonald's

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<v Speaker 2>where a macas family. Never would I go to Hungry Jack's.

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<v Speaker 2>That shit's crook.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only birthday party I had at one of

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<v Speaker 1>those places. It was a Hungry Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh are you so it's like the poor man's McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 1>No, listen to this. Where I grew up, I think

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<v Speaker 1>the first McDonald's we got. I'd have to double check this,

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<v Speaker 1>but I feel like I was definitely in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't have a maca's. Prior to that, we only

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<v Speaker 1>had Hungry Jacks. It was my eighth birthday. Oh, it

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<v Speaker 1>was a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>It would have been terrible because where's Ronald and where's

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<v Speaker 2>your happy meals or something?

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<v Speaker 1>To you just sat there was there a no you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there was like a fake tram.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's kind of cool, but for three minutes and

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<v Speaker 2>then what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but sure, I've told you this before. I threw

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<v Speaker 1>Mark for his twenty first a surprise McDonald's party in

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<v Speaker 1>the party room because he always wanted a Maca's party

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<v Speaker 1>as a kid. Oh but he just never had one.

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<v Speaker 1>So everyone like, oh yeah, yeah he did. Like well,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone was there sitting around like this massive table. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a whole room. Everyone was wearing like party hats

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<v Speaker 1>with a little bag and stuff. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>See it would it's a very bold move to do

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<v Speaker 2>that with kids. Now do you know what I mean

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<v Speaker 2>to go? Okay, we're going to have the party at McDonald's,

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<v Speaker 2>because there'd be so many parents that be like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, no you can't go, Like they just wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be into it. For some reason. Maccas is the absolute devil,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's the devil to a lot of people. How

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<v Speaker 2>distinctive is the smell in macas, Like if you were

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<v Speaker 2>smelling my family, Yeah, if I was to blindfold you

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<v Speaker 2>and walk you in there, you'd go on Mat maccas. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I think I think the reason it's coming

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<v Speaker 1>back and it doesn't seem so shocking is there were

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<v Speaker 1>a bigger fish to fry. Yes, then a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>artificial whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally, the world's fucked. So have a burger if you want,

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<v Speaker 2>you want nine nuggets instead of six, you knock yourself out.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I worked at Maccars. That was my first job.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I did not know what. Maybe bucked it out

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<v Speaker 1>because you've had a lot of jobs.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a lot of jobs, and Maccas was my

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<v Speaker 2>first job, and I think I was. It was when

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<v Speaker 2>you were legally allowed, so fourteen and nine months and

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<v Speaker 2>I remember like the lady called me to go, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>can you come in for an interview? And I said, yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>what should I wear? And I told my mum and

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<v Speaker 2>she pissed her pants because I asked the lady what

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<v Speaker 2>I should wear to the actual interview. Then I got

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<v Speaker 2>the job. I hated it so much. I was always

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<v Speaker 2>put on drive through and it was freezing, freezing of

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<v Speaker 2>the drive through. Oh. I was never allowed to do

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<v Speaker 2>the actual food. I would take the orders. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I remember once some older girls from school came in

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<v Speaker 2>and I was working at the front counter and they

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<v Speaker 2>asked for a Sunday and I butchered that fucking thing

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<v Speaker 2>like it was running all over the carp The chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>sauce was everywhere, and I handed it over and one

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<v Speaker 2>of the girls go, you are not eating that in

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<v Speaker 2>my car? And I was so embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it funny? Oh? I was speaking the other day

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<v Speaker 1>on Insta with your very good friend Claire, Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I put up the old grab of us with

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<v Speaker 1>the maths.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, carrying questions and we got them all wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>not thinking we got them wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was saying, how you know, I used to

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<v Speaker 1>work at Cole's and just the giving of change when

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<v Speaker 1>you'd plug it in and then they'd go, oh, no, here,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got the fifty cents, and that I'd be like

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<v Speaker 1>a deer in the headlights because I just don't compute numbers. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And she'd said to me, I'll ask Monty about when,

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<v Speaker 1>like my first job selling nuts or whatever. She used

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<v Speaker 1>to roast nuts, or the burning the nuts, because she

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<v Speaker 1>used to get so freaked out with having to give

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<v Speaker 1>people their change that she would have burned the nuts

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<v Speaker 1>that were being roasted. So funny.

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<v Speaker 2>So she worked in this market and it was an

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<v Speaker 2>undercover market. It was like so far from her house.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know how she got there. And you

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<v Speaker 2>know how markets they used to do roasted hazel nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they were in nuts chestnuts chestnuts in the

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<v Speaker 2>actual like, so the outside was roasted.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very big wog thing, oh is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well she's not a wog, so she probably shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>had this job. But so she's standing there roasting them

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<v Speaker 2>and yes, like us ADHD and Y, his numbers and

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<v Speaker 2>stuff is not her specialty. Would got so flustered that

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<v Speaker 2>she burnt the shit the enoughs smell. The whole fucking

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<v Speaker 2>market nearly had to evacuate because of these nuts being burnt.

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<v Speaker 2>If you knew her, she it just the flusteredness of her.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally was rolling around on the ground laughing at this.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it so funny that I always I say this

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<v Speaker 1>to my kids all the time, and I really try

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<v Speaker 1>to remember it myself. Times that you fuck up or

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<v Speaker 1>when you do something so like excruciatingly embarrassing, I always

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<v Speaker 1>think to myself, this is going to be a funny

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<v Speaker 1>story one day. Yeah, even though when you're in it

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<v Speaker 1>that you do it's terrible when you're in it. But

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<v Speaker 1>then and also like content.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally when anything happens, like that's something to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>By now, I can't remember the last time I got

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<v Speaker 2>truly embarrassed, though, Like it doesn't happen as an adult.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why we need to almost teach our kids when

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<v Speaker 2>you get embarrassed, soak up that feeling. Also nervous. Nervous

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<v Speaker 2>and embarrassment is something that is like just what happens

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<v Speaker 2>when you're a kid. As you get older, that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of fizzles out a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if i'd call it embarrassment, but I

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<v Speaker 1>know that that I get. I'm very aware of sometimes,

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<v Speaker 1>like how much I overtalk or overshare, and like sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as something comes out of my mouth, I

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<v Speaker 1>meet like in front of it's gonna say in front

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<v Speaker 1>of someone I'm not familiar with, and then I think

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<v Speaker 1>about all the stuff I say on this podcast. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's like when you're talking and then all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden you think, oh, no, went too far,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I shouldn't have said that, And then afterwards you're thinking, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I look crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I hadn't exchanged the other day with a lady who's

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<v Speaker 2>a friend with a friend, and she walked out of

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<v Speaker 2>the doctors when I was walking in side. Note I

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<v Speaker 2>think I've got arthritis in my wrist, so fucking annoying

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<v Speaker 2>after a cast thing at night and I'm like, can't

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<v Speaker 2>hold things in it. It's so annoying, so old, my

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<v Speaker 2>body is falling apart.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been your dream as a kid, though,

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<v Speaker 1>like how much you just want to wear bandages and stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Any form of attention was epic as a kid. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of oversharing, this lady walked out and like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you going. She's like, good, just here, perrymanopause.

0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:11.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm just so sad. I'm on the antidepressants and I'm like, whoa,

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<v Speaker 2>you're an overshareer too. It was like bang bang bang,

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<v Speaker 2>And so to make her feel better, I'm like, oh mate,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on all the stuff, don't worry about it. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I said, have a good day, see you later.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you've found your people. It's like when you're

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<v Speaker 1>at the shops and someone's kids like going bananas or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and you might just look at the mum and go,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know or whatever, just in solidarity. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>they'll be like for fuck's sake, And then sometimes they'll

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<v Speaker 1>look at you like what the fuck are you? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>walking bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, totally. I know, speaking of things that are like

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<v Speaker 2>from your childhood, like the Macca's party. The other day,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought about the Manaco bar. I remember the Manaco bars.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister in law went through a stage where she

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<v Speaker 1>was making them because she missed them. You can make

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<v Speaker 1>them because the Monaco You know what the Monaco bar was.

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<v Speaker 1>The Monaco bar was the other side of the maxibon.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, it was just toois chocolates get soggy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, I remembered foil.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we had to unwrap it like like almost how

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<v Speaker 2>the Eskimo pies used to be before they got put in.

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<v Speaker 1>Schmo pie was green packaging.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my mum's favorite were Eskimo pies. But I remember

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<v Speaker 2>as a kid not liking the Monaco bar and then

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<v Speaker 2>giving it several cracks, and then loving the Monaco Bar.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like one of those Maxi bonds. I tried it.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought ones for the kids the other day and

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<v Speaker 2>I sat there and ate it, and I'm like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what I find very annoying about the Maxibon.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really like the Monaco bar side. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>there is a like I don't know if everybody does this,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know you want to leave the bit you

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<v Speaker 1>like best last, totally right. You're forced to eat the

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<v Speaker 1>best side first, Yeah, because the best side is just

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<v Speaker 1>covered in chocolate and then your hands will get all

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<v Speaker 1>melted out, so it's very annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>The other side is like a Magnum though, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>half Magnum half Manarco bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, true it is, but not as good as a Magnum, not.

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<v Speaker 2>As like remember when Magnums first came out, and then

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<v Speaker 2>it was Magnum almond. Oh, I love a Magnum almond.

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<v Speaker 2>They have halved in size. It's just horseshit.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Well, you know what else speaking of like

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<v Speaker 1>things being horseshit, because they do. It's like they hit

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<v Speaker 1>the pinnacle and then they fuck with the bloody formula. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>like dumb cut corners and then it's shit. It's making

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<v Speaker 1>me aggressive. I can tell the original Milo bar remember

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<v Speaker 1>when it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Just you have. You're quite passionate about this, because you

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<v Speaker 2>have mentioned this before.

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<v Speaker 1>I've probably mentioned it several times. Yes, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>bring it back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very dry to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got an issue with dry, don't you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I do, well, you're the one that raw dog shit

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<v Speaker 2>and goes for the Milo Bar over any other bar.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you have to have a drink with you if

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<v Speaker 2>you drink if you're eating the Milo Bar, and it

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<v Speaker 2>feels like it should be a glass of milk, which

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<v Speaker 2>is disgusting to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not having a glass of milk never. But Munchro's.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've talked about Mancherro. Yes, how problematic was that?

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<v Speaker 2>Ad? Oh god, well, now you would never get away

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<v Speaker 2>with Manchross I know.

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<v Speaker 1>And also Mark and I were talking the other day

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<v Speaker 1>about sunny boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were great.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they discontinued. You can't buy them anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen one in a while. We used to

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<v Speaker 2>have those at our primary school, Yes, and they were

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<v Speaker 2>good because they were big. Like as a kid, you

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<v Speaker 2>just wanted your things to be big. But then you'd

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<v Speaker 2>suckle the juice out and you'd just be left with ice,

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<v Speaker 2>same as when your mum would freeze your primas or

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<v Speaker 2>your juice boxes and you'd suck it and then they'd

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<v Speaker 2>just be like white ice in the bottom. I loved

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<v Speaker 2>a prima. They called juice boxes here, and savoys are

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<v Speaker 2>called jats in New South Wales.

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<v Speaker 1>There was an article that came out the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that there is a difference between savoys and jats.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so exa it said it so well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's dumb, exact same packaging. They taste exactly the same

0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:19.680
<v Speaker 2>while you look it up to prove me wrong. Another

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<v Speaker 2>thing that is different here is you say wagging in

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<v Speaker 2>Melbourne and they don't say wagging here. They say skipping,

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah, accident, know what wagging was?

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds very American?

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<v Speaker 2>What wagging or skipping?

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<v Speaker 1>Skipping, skipping, screwing, wagging? Wagging sounds real ozzy.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the first time I wagged, I got busted too,

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<v Speaker 2>was so scary. Yeah, it was terrible. We sat down

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<v Speaker 2>a lane way and the teacher walked past like we

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<v Speaker 2>obviously were just dumb doing it close to the school.

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<v Speaker 2>So I remember telling my mom because school today, she

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't cross at all. I think the key is that

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<v Speaker 2>just you just go to be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I never wagged a day. What I never wagged a

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<v Speaker 1>full day. The worst I did was I would like

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<v Speaker 1>because this McDonald's that opened when I was in high school,

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<v Speaker 1>we used to jump the fence and like cross the

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<v Speaker 1>main road, go to the macas and come back. And

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<v Speaker 1>that was like when I was in VCE. Other than

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<v Speaker 1>that my mom, because my mum would have killed me.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been in so much trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>See, that's why you sometimes need really strict parents. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I went to a full day of school

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<v Speaker 2>year eleven and twelve, Like I just didn't. Nah, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>never went to a full school day. I'd sit either

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<v Speaker 2>in the common room is that what I was called

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<v Speaker 2>for year elevens and twelve is a common room? Or

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<v Speaker 2>i'd live. My school was out like country kind of,

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<v Speaker 2>so I would have there was no way, like you'd

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<v Speaker 2>have to ride a cow home. But I would always

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<v Speaker 2>call my auntie on my par to come and pick

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<v Speaker 2>me up. And then I got my license in July

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<v Speaker 2>of the last year. Oh my god, I would just

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<v Speaker 2>have a car full of kids and we would leave

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<v Speaker 2>at like eleven o'clock every day.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been the best. It was, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it would have been the best.

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<v Speaker 2>My hay Unday Excel and it was petrol unleaded, and

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<v Speaker 2>I put diesel in it once and it just stopped working.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the most monty thing I've ever heard. Its

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<v Speaker 1>like just quick, not paying attention, paying any get it done.

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<v Speaker 1>Put it in what color? Was it marone? Maroon? Of

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<v Speaker 1>course it was Maron metallic or like.

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<v Speaker 2>Flat not flat. It wasn't Matt, which I hate Matt cars.

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<v Speaker 2>You know when people drive rain drovers which cost like

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<v Speaker 2>six million dollars and they do matte black. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you've just ruined that you have? You know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what they look like? They look like

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<v Speaker 1>I know, when you polish your kids' school shoes, but

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<v Speaker 1>not shiny polish that like someone's put Matt polish all

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<v Speaker 1>over the calf.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't look like that. They look like they're a

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<v Speaker 2>bit wrong, which I used to have Doc Martin's in school. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>you used to have eight ups and my friend had

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<v Speaker 2>twelve ups, which was wild. They went nearly halfway up

0:20:57.560 --> 0:21:00.720
<v Speaker 2>her legs and that's what we wore to school, and

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<v Speaker 2>I polished mine when she was over at my house.

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<v Speaker 2>They went They looked like Ronald McDonald's shoes, but black version.

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<v Speaker 2>They were so shiny. I was so embarrassed, and I

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<v Speaker 2>begged her to let me do her twelve ups so

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be the only one with shiny shoes and

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<v Speaker 2>she let me do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you still friends with her?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is Peter. No, we're not still for the

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<v Speaker 2>one who I found that body friend. Yeah, we were

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<v Speaker 2>best friends and she was how lovely? Is that because

0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:28.760
<v Speaker 2>they looked fucking ridiculous?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great friend, isn't it that? That that that

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<v Speaker 1>you just said is what deters me from ever buying

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<v Speaker 1>a pair of docks again, because they were the all

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<v Speaker 1>time greatest shoe I ever had. I had a pair

0:21:41.160 --> 0:21:43.720
<v Speaker 1>of docks from like year nine up until I was

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you run my gold.

0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:49.359
<v Speaker 1>They were so good and they you know, they just

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<v Speaker 1>molded to you.

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<v Speaker 2>They were perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm getting a new pair. I don't want the

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<v Speaker 1>newness a new pairs terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried a few years ago to get the Cherry

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<v Speaker 2>docks and I got them, and I was embarrassed in

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<v Speaker 2>front of myself. Yeah, no, no good, no good at

0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:04.320
<v Speaker 2>this age.

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<v Speaker 1>And also speaking of things from our childhood that have gone,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't wag anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids can't. Oh, you know, Luca was not at school today.

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<v Speaker 1>Luca was not present in this.

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<v Speaker 2>You get that amount of text I get going Buckster

0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:22.800
<v Speaker 2>is absent from school. Today because he rarely goes. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, Yeah, there's no way that it's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot harder to wag nowadays than in the good old days.

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<v Speaker 2>Bat So Instagram. What's popping up in my feet all

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<v Speaker 2>the time is those women putting on the lip stains

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<v Speaker 2>that you pull off. Yes, have you seen them? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I have. There is nothing I love more than a lipstain.

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<v Speaker 2>So any lipstick I wear, I block down to a

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<v Speaker 2>stain because I love a stained lip, just a slight

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<v Speaker 2>red blotted stain. And I look at these and they

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<v Speaker 2>look fantastic, and I'm very tempted to purchase, although the

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<v Speaker 2>only one that I've found to purchase. You have to

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<v Speaker 2>purchase every color. I'm like, I do I want every color?

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<v Speaker 2>I just want the red on Myron, do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>They work?

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<v Speaker 1>They do work, and they probably are really suited to

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<v Speaker 1>someone like you who has quite full lips. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>looking for you're not trying to, you know, make your

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<v Speaker 1>love puller. You want to look like you've been sucking

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<v Speaker 1>on a red icy pole.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly what I eat in cherries, and then with a

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<v Speaker 2>bitter lip gloss over the top. Yeah. But then I'm

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<v Speaker 2>also like how long does it last? Does it last

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<v Speaker 2>like an hour? Because that's not worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to ask my sister because I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>she's got the Oh, ask her, Yeah, I'll ask her

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<v Speaker 1>because she's got really full lips as well. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think they last all day? Do I really actively scrub them?

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<v Speaker 2>Please ask her and text me out if it works,

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<v Speaker 2>because I've got a Revlon one that I use but

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<v Speaker 2>lasts like an hour. I've got to reapply it all

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<v Speaker 2>the time. I want a full day. Almost tempted to

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<v Speaker 2>get the tattoo of a lip stain. Have you seen that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think it's called a lip blush, yeah, or

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<v Speaker 1>something to do that. Anything, anything that's permanent like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too scared because what if.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you mean? I know a girl that's

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<v Speaker 2>got permanent eyeliner.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you can't, you can't. Can't. Even the micro

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<v Speaker 1>blading on the brows not what it cracked up to be.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's micro blading tattoos like the tattooing,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, like it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people it looks great. Are the people when they

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<v Speaker 2>don't have any eyebrows? It just looks like completely drawn on.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's still the thing is it's still a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a tattoo. I've got a tattoo over time.

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<v Speaker 1>What happens to that tattoo? The ink it's sort of bleeds. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's you know what I mean. You probably don't look

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<v Speaker 1>at yours much because it's on the top of my barm.

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<v Speaker 1>I never tram stamp, but you know, like I look

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<v Speaker 1>at mine, and I'm like, I can see that it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it almost looks like it bleeds, lose the edges

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<v Speaker 1>and whatever like that.

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<v Speaker 2>People get them redone all the time, so I assume

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<v Speaker 2>it totally fades away the eyebrows.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but no, I wouldn't be I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be getting that. I know you're looking for what is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be the least maintenance thing for you to

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<v Speaker 1>do that totally.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it on somebody I follow Ality Do you

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<v Speaker 2>follow Ality Pull? They've got a darling Shine is their podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>And so she was with Chumpy puland do you know

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<v Speaker 2>this story? Yes, and he drowned doing a spear fishing thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and so they extracted his sperm because they were trying

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<v Speaker 2>for a baby. When he'd passed away, they had hours

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<v Speaker 2>to do it, and then she had a beautiful daughter Mini. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I follow them because it's so voyeuristic their life, like

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<v Speaker 2>her best friend's Chloe and Fisheries her husband. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>constantly like, oh my god, look at them. My friend

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<v Speaker 2>Abby and I just send Bobby the daughter of Fisher

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<v Speaker 2>to each other all the time, because you've never seen

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<v Speaker 2>a more gorgeous baby. But Aladi got her lips tattoo

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<v Speaker 2>and that made me go, oh, maybe I'll do that.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I don't look anything like Alidie. She's like

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<v Speaker 2>a model.

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<v Speaker 1>No. And I also think you probably don't need it,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you don't need that. You probably just again need

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<v Speaker 1>a really good lipstain. You also need something that's non drying,

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<v Speaker 1>because the sensation would piss you off.

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<v Speaker 2>I always put blisticks on the top.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come back to you. I'll come back to you

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<v Speaker 1>with some recommendations.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, circle back to me with that. Yeah, all right,

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