Speaker 1: Hello, are we on? Hello, and welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello. Hello, Okay, we're back. We're doing some bonus potties
Speaker 2: before we start on Friday. Two slips to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Friday, first show.
Speaker 2: And then obviously he's yelling, Agains, stop yelling. You've got
Speaker 2: a microphone. If you missed yesterday's podcast, Jas went to
Speaker 2: feed j someone pissed in the pool. He got a
Speaker 2: near infection. Now he can't hear, and so he's screaming.
Speaker 1: What did she say? Did you say someone pissed in
Speaker 1: my ear?
Speaker 2: I reckon, you've done some kooky stuff over the break,
Speaker 2: and that's what's happened.
Speaker 1: Mate.
Speaker 2: I'm not buying this one.
Speaker 1: I've been I've been a mess over the break.
Speaker 2: I'm not buying this.
Speaker 3: We got this job, so this is Yeah, we're going
Speaker 3: to be doing the show on Friday tomorrow, final bonus podcast.
Speaker 2: And I be're gonna like Friday that Thursday's podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Let's just say family meeting. That's all we're saying. All right,
Speaker 3: that's right, we're canceled before we start announce the meeting,
Speaker 3: and not a message meeting.
Speaker 1: Other day.
Speaker 2: She was texting her last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, love no, no, you're coming to dinner.
Speaker 2: No, I don't get advantaged to dinner. You just love
Speaker 2: pop in the door. I'm not going to dinner with
Speaker 2: you anyway.
Speaker 1: We're going to catch up over Christmas. She no, you
Speaker 1: and I we did?
Speaker 2: Do we not?
Speaker 1: No? You didn't see me for three months?
Speaker 2: Oh didn't miss it.
Speaker 3: So yeah, tomorrow family meeting about Friday show. But today
Speaker 3: today's podcast is about renovation.
Speaker 2: So we didn't office.
Speaker 1: My I'm yelling again, aren't you're yelling again?
Speaker 2: And they let us walk around the office and they said.
Speaker 1: Which one, Yeah, the.
Speaker 2: Most private one so no one could look at us.
Speaker 1: What do you mean office? We don't understand what I said.
Speaker 2: I'll just sit on the floor.
Speaker 1: And then they said, hey, do you and Lauren want laptops?
Speaker 1: And I said, what am I going to do with
Speaker 1: the laptop?
Speaker 2: That's what I said, laptop.
Speaker 3: I even said to Dad in management, we've got mom
Speaker 3: and dad in management. We'll call the mum and dad.
Speaker 3: They run the show. They're great together. They always fight
Speaker 3: where the kids go. Mam and dad stopped fighting. And
Speaker 3: I said to Dad, asked, Lauren, just you want a laptop?
Speaker 3: And he asked you and you were like.
Speaker 1: What for.
Speaker 2: So then they said where would you like your desk
Speaker 2: in the office, and I said, I don't want to deak.
Speaker 2: I just want an armchair.
Speaker 3: Like a lazy lazy boys, we'll get with USB charges in.
Speaker 1: The let's do our meeting.
Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding, like the ones at the airport
Speaker 3: would put two dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get one of them.
Speaker 1: Let's let's get too lazy boys.
Speaker 2: We could get them sponsored. That is a lazy boy.
Speaker 2: If you're listening, we are perfect ambassadors because Jace was
Speaker 2: born a lazy boy.
Speaker 1: Now the office is too small for a waterbed.
Speaker 2: When I'm your waterbed. There's too many disasters waiting tavern.
Speaker 2: We're a bit obsessed by water beds. Our new executive
Speaker 2: producer in here, who is looking at the thinking what
Speaker 2: on earth? If I signed up?
Speaker 1: It should have went with the other show jokes, aren't
Speaker 1: you so? Yeah, So we've got an office. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: going to be meeting with dad management.
Speaker 2: We wanted it in it said, we said sofas and
Speaker 2: a fridge. They were like, no, we mean like desks
Speaker 2: and computers.
Speaker 3: And we're like, ah, you will take sofas at are fridge.
Speaker 3: So we're having another catch up with Dad on Thursday tomorrow.
Speaker 3: About the offers. I think we just need like I've
Speaker 3: been thinking about it. I don't want a desk.
Speaker 2: But they said I should have a desk as somewhere
Speaker 2: to put my packages.
Speaker 3: When they like, you know, why don't we get one
Speaker 3: of those square things that I care, you know, the
Speaker 3: bookshelf thing like a locker.
Speaker 1: You know there are lockers there, there's lockers. There's no no.
Speaker 3: But like in our room, if we have like a
Speaker 3: like a like a shelving wall and you just a package, yeah,
Speaker 3: for packages and stuff.
Speaker 1: But then it's post show. We just get about little laptops.
Speaker 2: I don't need a laptop on a kN iPhone, right,
Speaker 2: and then we just chill on the couch. I want
Speaker 2: to be on the couch.
Speaker 1: Couch is more brady. How do you feel because you're
Speaker 1: the one in there all the time.
Speaker 2: No, they need desks.
Speaker 1: Well, let's ask him. He might want a lazy boy.
Speaker 2: I'd like a little like you know those toddless like
Speaker 2: tables and chairs, the really middle one.
Speaker 1: No, I know what we'll get.
Speaker 2: You you're asking him, don't.
Speaker 3: Tell him the stable table, remember the stable table like
Speaker 3: a bean bag cushion, and then a table on top
Speaker 3: so he could sit.
Speaker 2: These guys need desks because they work hard. But I
Speaker 2: will allow you, Brody to sit in my lazy boy
Speaker 2: whenever you want. If I'm not in the building, my
Speaker 2: lazy boy, and.
Speaker 1: I'll even leave coins so you can use the mass.
Speaker 2: Can we get a claw machine in there too? I
Speaker 2: love claw machines.
Speaker 1: Like we get a Jason.
Speaker 3: Lauren claw machine and we fill it with no over
Speaker 3: merch and then when guests come in, they can have
Speaker 3: a crack at the merchant.
Speaker 1: Where's andy? Can you grab andy in?
Speaker 2: I e?
Speaker 1: Is it? What's the department?
Speaker 2: What does aim?
Speaker 1: Don't tell him? Why? Or may that's good? Let's pitch that.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren clow machine for people to use. Yes, and
Speaker 2: or they could get toys of us, or they could
Speaker 2: get Jason Lauren Undy's.
Speaker 3: They can get caps all full of merch. And then
Speaker 3: we guests come in, it's like, hey, hit the clawn machine.
Speaker 3: You get that's cool?
Speaker 2: And they could even one of them could be like
Speaker 2: if they pull out give a listener five cans.
Speaker 3: Well promotion, those terms and conditions. A lot of paperwork, okay,
Speaker 3: a lot of paperwork.
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go she's not happy that. Macy's never happy.
Speaker 2: Macy, We've got an idea.
Speaker 3: Mace, come in. You're on the podcast, so a lot
Speaker 3: of the time you just got to get in. So
Speaker 3: a lot of the time, like we'll pitch things on
Speaker 3: the pod. As you can tell by your tone, she's
Speaker 3: wrapped to be working.
Speaker 2: We want in our office.
Speaker 1: Tell her about the office because we.
Speaker 2: Don't want we don't want desks and chairs anymore. So
Speaker 2: we want lazy We want too lazy boys. Can we
Speaker 2: get them sponsored? That's what we want instead of desks
Speaker 2: and stable table do yeah, I want the one that
Speaker 2: massages legs. No, we're not kidding. I don't want. I
Speaker 2: don't want. I don't want a desk. I've never started
Speaker 2: the desk. We want lazy boys laptops.
Speaker 1: We're like, what are we going to do on that?
Speaker 2: Jace wouldn't know how to turn it on. The Other thing,
Speaker 2: we want.
Speaker 3: To get to scheer your number with.
Speaker 1: Boomer.
Speaker 2: We got a boomer. The other thing we would like
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 1: This is this is hang on.
Speaker 2: So we want we want get rid of the desk,
Speaker 2: just for the two of us. Everyone.
Speaker 1: That's not a mazy problem.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not a be able to get it sponsored
Speaker 2: by Lazy Boy, and we could be the face of
Speaker 2: lazy problem and not a problem opportunity. We want to
Speaker 2: get a Jason Lauren claw machine that has merch in it,
Speaker 2: so when guests come in they can they might get
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren undies, or they make it a Jason Lauren dole,
Speaker 2: or they might get what do you think can we
Speaker 2: have that Monday? Monday is going to be tough.
Speaker 1: Look give me, give me twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: I report twenty four hours. You are cold mac driving
Speaker 2: from time zone with a corner Shane strap to the
Speaker 2: roof of a car into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's not a no no, leave it with me.
Speaker 2: Would like some Jason in there with This could be
Speaker 2: Jaslauren pajamas and Jays Lauren slippers.
Speaker 1: Because remember the old place would just be wrapped with
Speaker 1: a bottle of water.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, Jason Lauren mug and Jason Lauren stuffed toy
Speaker 2: and the guests all get.
Speaker 1: A how much would make? Is there anything we can
Speaker 1: do that's a bit more different? I feel like machine is.
Speaker 2: A very okay Colma shanees are my favorite things in.
Speaker 1: The world, So don't you There're a bit that one
Speaker 1: I want look one.
Speaker 2: O one like our old station? Do you mean or
Speaker 2: do you mean like basic one I one? You know
Speaker 2: that was our old stations frequency one O one. That's
Speaker 2: that's one one. We're in with the new Now now
Speaker 2: we're on one hundred point three.
Speaker 1: Is there anything bit more JUGI that we could do? Wow?
Speaker 2: All right here this up partty listeners. You got any ideas?
Speaker 1: Yeah you will?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there, Mason said, pie the skuy Am big Yeah.
Speaker 2: What like a buck Hunter where you've got to shoot
Speaker 2: shoot us Lauren?
Speaker 1: Buck Hunter?
Speaker 2: You know where they shoot the bucks the.
Speaker 1: Big orange rifle.
Speaker 2: You have time zone. I feel like it's in poor
Speaker 2: taste shooting.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did, Jason, I don't want.
Speaker 2: No buck Hunter? What about Look?
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, but it's also a classic.
Speaker 2: Well what about if it's other arcade games where you
Speaker 2: get the tickets and then you can shop from the
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren gift shop.
Speaker 1: Now you wrote me a gift shop in reception you
Speaker 1: asked for this.
Speaker 2: There was a game called like Machine, you know, the
Speaker 2: bowling one where you got to get it in that
Speaker 2: goes when it goes in the little hole, you get
Speaker 2: eight tickets too hard. I like the klawmate change. You
Speaker 2: like the deal that came? I remember the deal on
Speaker 2: no deal on tickets?
Speaker 1: What briefcase do you pick number four? Every time? You
Speaker 1: know what? I did that?
Speaker 3: So I said, I did the filming in slow on
Speaker 3: my phone, and then you can slow it down to
Speaker 3: see where the briefcase case.
Speaker 1: I saw it on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Are you cheated on the arcade? Came? He fun killer.
Speaker 3: Sony with me. So you slow it down and then
Speaker 3: you see where the suitcase.
Speaker 2: Goes like and subscribe to all our hacks.
Speaker 1: You hit that like.
Speaker 2: Right all right? Lazy boy and machine, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: I think the lazy boys are a really strong statement.
Speaker 1: Should we put them in the studio.
Speaker 2: I wanted to get a chair with a bike on
Speaker 2: it in the studio for a while because I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm in a kettle while I'm on the show. Get
Speaker 2: McKay's up, and he told me I would get.
Speaker 3: Just what about if we did recline to Fridays and
Speaker 3: every Friday we'll just lie from our reclients.
Speaker 2: I like it. Lazy boy, lazy boy Fridays, Lazy Boyfriend lazy.
Speaker 3: Boy Fridays, because J lazy and it'll be like Morning
Speaker 3: Melbourne because you hear us reclined.
Speaker 1: So we go back from the MI.
Speaker 2: I like it, Lazy Boy Fridays.
Speaker 3: All right, everyone, we'll tune in next Tuesday as we
Speaker 3: unval our Clawn Machine.
Speaker 2: And also our first show is on Friday, so I
Speaker 2: expected to be from a recliner. Thanks Maik, Thanks so much, guys.
Speaker 1: She was pumped, she's excited.
Speaker 3: She's excited, she's wunning around, she's got a lot to talk.
Speaker 3: But I was twenty four. All right, we better go
Speaker 3: so we can go.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Family meeting, Family meeting, very big special podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Good or bad? Would you say?
Speaker 1: I would say great.
Speaker 3: Not as good as the Colrn Machine or Lazy Boys,
Speaker 3: but a solid second place.
Speaker 1: We'll see then