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Speaker 1: Our next guest is someone we're often nervous about putting

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Speaker 1: on air because well, she could really say anything. For

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Speaker 1: the first time, Netflix has been overtaken in subscriber numbers

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Speaker 1: by specialize.

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Speaker 2: My Only Fans.

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Speaker 3: She's a South African New Zealander and one of.

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Speaker 1: The funniest things of the comedy saying please welcome to

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Speaker 1: the shop.

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Speaker 3: As a low cows morning.

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 2: That and I've forgotten about the only fans And I'm

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Speaker 2: glad to go plug that today.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no password, you need to log in? Yeah no, no, And.

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Speaker 2: I'll give out ten free passwords today if anyone.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait for that abusive stuff. Hey, how are

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Speaker 3: you going? Like you're in here?

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Speaker 5: It's early morning. You're in the middle of comedy festival,

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Speaker 5: so you're doing late nights early morning?

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Speaker 3: Yes, how schedule going all right?

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Speaker 2: Because I've got kids. You know, when you have kids

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Speaker 2: and people go, how do you cope? I'm like, I've

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Speaker 2: just allocated eighteen years of no sleep, bad skin, and

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Speaker 2: a bad attitude, you know, So I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: She's also she's also a movie star.

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Speaker 3: Now, since we call it out last time, you're a

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Speaker 3: Netflix star.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I mean to be fair for the Netflix stuff a bit,

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Speaker 2: but I prefer if you just stick with the movie start.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So if you put your ticket prices up, now

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Speaker 5: you're a movie star.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know we were talking before if people

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Speaker 2: ask me, because I never buy tickets to anything like.

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Speaker 2: I just get invited to go like because usually other

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Speaker 2: mates having shows, and.

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Speaker 4: So when people go, where do I get tickets? Honestly,

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I wouldn't be able to buy tickets to my

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Speaker 2: own show.

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Speaker 5: Live nations, livenation, dot com dot are you?

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Speaker 3: You don't say to her?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I always say, all go to my website.

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Speaker 3: You're not your only fans website.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean that pushes a lot of

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Speaker 2: the sales.

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Speaker 4: Stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just describers.

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Speaker 1: We were also talking about before you step through this

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Speaker 1: beautiful studio, about all things woo woo and a bit

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Speaker 1: crystals beach. No, but Vivian reception got h to do

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Speaker 1: some angel.

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Speaker 3: Car I love this stuff.

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Speaker 2: Didn't reveal now My card that I pulled said builder,

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Speaker 2: because I'm a builder.

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Speaker 4: I create stuff. I mean, I'm a lesbian with a

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Speaker 4: tool belt.

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Speaker 2: Mate, I was telling my audience last night because I

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Speaker 2: grew up so poor. I don't like it hurts my

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Speaker 2: soul to get someone to do anything for me.

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Speaker 4: Like before I my arms are all bruised up. I

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Speaker 4: don't know if you can see that.

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Speaker 2: That's from my log splitter with six time capacity because

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Speaker 2: I had to do eight cubes of wood before I

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Speaker 2: go home because by the time we get home it'll

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Speaker 2: be cold, and I want to.

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Speaker 5: Make sure you're a real di wire.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah. So when I called that car, I was

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Speaker 4: like yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then Tom the tour manager, pulled music and it

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Speaker 2: was with music, musicians.

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Speaker 3: You didn't and anything he didn't know.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 2: I do want to say that because I dated a

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Speaker 2: reiki master and I do want to say that all

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Speaker 2: of that stuff is nonsense.

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Speaker 4: I just wanted to say all that stuff is not

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Speaker 4: and all of them.

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Speaker 5: And c all of the don't start on the balls.

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Speaker 3: I love the balls.

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Speaker 4: All they do.

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Speaker 2: Know the hot bowls that they do, the like for

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Speaker 2: the suction cups.

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Speaker 3: Someone love the bruise your back.

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Speaker 4: They do nothing for you.

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Speaker 2: And all of her friends who do it, honestly, their

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Speaker 2: lives are dumpsterfoys.

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Speaker 4: That's shay.

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Speaker 3: We do it because we're looking for.

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Speaker 4: You want someone who's worse than you.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, stop sharing energy with these

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Speaker 2: people who are vulnerable.

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Speaker 5: Already Clint to my guru and now he looks and

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Speaker 5: she's been rubbing his shins, second stomach.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you know you've got to.

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Speaker 2: You know, I've got one hanging.

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Speaker 6: Was it a shot in the yesterday?

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Speaker 4: What did you get?

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Speaker 5: It's just some wellness activity in the listen. I feel amazing.

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Speaker 4: I bet was. It wasn't one of those coffee in the.

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Speaker 3: Mos No, no, no, I didn't do a coffee animal I had.

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Speaker 4: I just I bet you've considered one, haven't you.

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not really big up the but it was

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Speaker 5: in the cheek, like the butteck. But Jas is having

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Speaker 5: a wow of a time telling everyone, do.

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Speaker 4: You know what? I just get those chewable vitamin ceas

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Speaker 4: that dynamic.

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Speaker 3: It tastes like oranges.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But rather than flash of cheek to a doctor, yeah yeah,

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Speaker 2: I saved my you know, I saved my cheeks on

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Speaker 2: the tram.

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Speaker 4: A you going to say and kill that. You got

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Speaker 4: to drop trou at.

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Speaker 2: Some point, A your only we need to touch on advertising,

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Speaker 2: look into it.

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Speaker 6: We we do need to touch on the movie quickly

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Speaker 6: because it's going great guns.

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Speaker 4: My wife loved it.

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Speaker 6: How did this come about?

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Speaker 4: Did she?

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Speaker 6: Is it true that Amy shul was really just slid

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Speaker 6: into your DM.

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Speaker 2: I literally got up in the middle of the night

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Speaker 2: to go to the loo and then I never checked

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Speaker 2: my phone, but something check your fine.

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Speaker 4: I checked and it's her saying can you act?

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Speaker 2: Give me a call? And I phoned her immediately. Well,

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Speaker 2: she's in New York, so it was was in the

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Speaker 2: middle of the Nor.

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Speaker 3: Did she m your Instagram or in Instagram?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, no, no, she usually replies with videos and

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Speaker 2: then yeah, I found her and the next side that

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Speaker 2: audition I got the part.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it was Did you spend time with Adam Sandler?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: But I met him and he kept calling me buddy,

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Speaker 2: which apparently is a very good sign. Yeah, and he goes, buddy,

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Speaker 2: you're very good, You're very funny.

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Speaker 3: So you are very funny, buddy.

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Speaker 4: That's what he said.

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Speaker 6: Okay, buddy, last time, she's going to go to l A.

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Speaker 6: You're going to You're going to turn No.

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Speaker 2: Why it seems the same when I started working in Australia,

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Speaker 2: everyone's like, she's going to move to Australia. Bro, I'm

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Speaker 2: still in the same house in West Auckland, top of mine.

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Speaker 3: Would she all right?

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Speaker 6: Now, look, you can get tickets for you don't say.

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Speaker 6: The tour is on Live Nation, dot com, dot a

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Speaker 6: you there are still tickets available.

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Speaker 4: Next week in Melbourne.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you are killing it selling out the palais night

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Speaker 6: after ten shows in Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm only doing a shorter run.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 5: It's like you do write a stand up show and

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Speaker 5: then you do it night after night. But does it evolve?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, is it different or is it exact?

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Speaker 2: No, it's I always say to the people who cover

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Speaker 2: in the first week, I want you to come back

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Speaker 2: the last week because it's so different. And even when

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Speaker 2: I start touring and then at the end, it's like

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Speaker 2: the stories are the same, but it just gets bigger

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Speaker 2: and ye like and it's more because I relax more

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Speaker 2: into the show too.

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Speaker 4: But no, I never do.

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Speaker 2: I know, there's like, especially American comics can work for word, Yes,

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Speaker 2: you were the same show.

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Speaker 4: I would lose my mind.

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Speaker 2: And also I try and think about put to a

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Speaker 2: manager who's with me for sixteen seventy shows over the year.

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Speaker 4: He's the side of stage eating Nils going. I can't

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Speaker 4: take it.

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Speaker 3: He ain't watching the show.

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Speaker 4: Watch.

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Speaker 6: I'll give you the hot tear. He ain't watching every show.

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Speaker 6: He's got a little ear pody listening to a podcast.

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Speaker 4: I'm my own fan.

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Speaker 3: Well, look at live.

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Speaker 6: Nation dot com. Dot a is a place to go

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Speaker 6: and grab tickets. Ursula Carlson join us on the air.

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Speaker 6: It's always good to see you mate. Thanks for coming in.

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Speaker 5: Ja Lauren Lauren Wake Up Feeling Good on Nomber one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Lauren on Socials