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Speaker 1: This is the Fits In with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Think about all the bodies that have decomposed.

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Speaker 3: As your breakfast this morning with a laugh.

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Speaker 1: Actually, that's just remind just reminded me.

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Speaker 4: I need some blood and bone for the garden. Thank you, Kate.

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Speaker 5: Oh how good does that smell? It smells like hard work.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't matter when you smell blood and bone.

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Speaker 3: All right, tell me more about decomposing bodies.

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Speaker 5: Well, what I'm talking about are the things that don't

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Speaker 5: decompose when you're six foot under. I mean, I'm not

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Speaker 5: going to have this problem for a couple of reasons,

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Speaker 5: but also because I think I will choose to be cremated.

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Speaker 5: It's the idea of being in the ground.

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Speaker 2: I know I'm dead.

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Speaker 5: I've had this conversation a thousand times, but I'm going

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Speaker 5: to opt to go into the into the oven. Sure

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Speaker 5: there's a story about this, yes, fits just quickly?

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Speaker 4: Have you thought about where the ashes will be spread?

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Speaker 4: Is it an organ beaches somewhere or no? I'm thinking,

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Speaker 4: I don't know, Kate, this could be I mean, I

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Speaker 4: don't know. Is there a special place for kateud?

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Speaker 1: You know I like talking about this.

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Speaker 4: We're going to be honest about the way that we're

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Speaker 4: going to go out.

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 5: I think maybe a little sail around the peninsula of

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Speaker 5: the Northern Beaches. But then I would like to be

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Speaker 5: taken back to Campbelltown and scattered around the Catholic Club.

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Speaker 3: That gets cleaned every day, though the Catholic.

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Speaker 5: A little bit in amongst the Pokey's, yeah, and the restaurants.

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Speaker 1: A little bit of campbellto well.

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Speaker 5: Then I was born in Golden Maybe maybe I could

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Speaker 5: be put him to the Big Marino.

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Speaker 1: What happened to Kate Ritchie. I'm a look at her

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Speaker 1: over there? She is in them.

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Speaker 4: They've just fired her into the clacker of a sheet.

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Speaker 4: What's going in the Big Marina?

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Speaker 1: People could visit me and have their photo on the

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Speaker 1: way to Canberra. Look here's where she lies, so lovely.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, all of my bits will decompose. I don't have well,

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Speaker 5: they'll burn up. I don't have anything in me that

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Speaker 5: is metal. There's a story about this grandma who was

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Speaker 5: at with the mortician, and the mortician ended up offering

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Speaker 5: her breast implants to the family, to the granddaughter in particular, firstly,

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Speaker 5: because I mean when she's cremated, they will they will

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Speaker 5: break down. They don't break down in the ground though. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: but they're very expensive, probably more expensive than a bench's

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Speaker 5: or her jewelry. And so the implants were offered to

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Speaker 5: the family. And now this woman has NaN's boobs at home, so.

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Speaker 4: Didn't let me get this right, Nan in the wheel

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Speaker 4: passed down her chicken filets to her granddaughter.

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Speaker 5: Well, when I read the story, that's what I thought initially,

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Speaker 5: but then I'm thinking on a closer inspection, No, No,

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Speaker 5: I don't have fake ones.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't matter, wouldn't be I wouldn't.

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Speaker 5: Have asked for him to put them down here.

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Speaker 1: I texted this on me six inches up this way,

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Speaker 1: thank you while you're drawing on the top of my legs. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I thought that was a new belt that you have.

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Speaker 3: It's my first day on the job.

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Speaker 1: That's really unfair. No, I think the mortician. The mortician

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Speaker 1: took it.

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Speaker 5: Into his own hands when he knows what's valuable in

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Speaker 5: the body, and offered them to the family. But I

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Speaker 5: don't think you can like that. You can't buy a

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Speaker 5: secondhand implants?

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 5: Is like?

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Speaker 4: Is it also a bit of a kick in the

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Speaker 4: gats for the granddaughter who received them? But Nan didn't

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Speaker 4: think that she had big enough boobs.

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Speaker 3: Nan calling the granddaughter a surfboard, you know, like is.

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Speaker 4: Is Nan passing it down and going, well, you know, Denise,

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Speaker 4: this is for you. Yeah, because obviously you were in

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Speaker 4: this department. I just needed to help you out. Thank

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Speaker 4: you so much for a beautiful life here at my

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Speaker 4: chicken firms.

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Speaker 1: What's that saying?

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Speaker 2: Where you left behind the door when God was handing out?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, or you hit the ugly branch on the

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Speaker 3: way out of the tree sort of thing.

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Speaker 2: You seem to know all of the things. What's respectful.

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Speaker 3: What's concerning too, is the size of grandma versus the

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Speaker 3: size of granddaughter. Because it would be lovely to pay

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Speaker 3: tribute to Grandma by having these implants put on, put in,

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Speaker 3: put out whatever. But if you're not the same size,

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Speaker 3: it's going to be awkward honoring your grandmother like that.

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Speaker 3: If you're say, five foot and grand was six and

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Speaker 3: she was saying a thirty six E cup due to

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Speaker 3: the implants, and you're a smaller person. But we've got

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Speaker 3: to put in grands boltons. What they're gonna look a

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Speaker 3: bit silly, aren't they?

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Speaker 4: Do?

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 1: You know what that.

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Speaker 5: Whole conversation was just so you could start talking about

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Speaker 5: bra sizes, because that's what men do when they want

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Speaker 5: you to think that they know all everything about boobs.

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Speaker 1: It's like you don't even know what a thirty six.

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Speaker 3: Is all, Kate, and I agree with you, true mate.

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Speaker 1: Growing up, I had no idea. I never tried to guess.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: I did not know how to get a bra off.

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Speaker 4: I had no idea, and I'll never claim to know how.

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Speaker 3: What was twelve C?

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Speaker 4: Who?

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Speaker 1: Tom?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 1: We're not doing this?

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Speaker 3: Who? I'm not?

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 2: Do you know?

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Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty seven, thirteen in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, Kate Richie.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations.

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