WEBVTT - A Message From Wildlife For Hayesy

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<v Speaker 1>Go get you morning every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaides, Oh, hazy, this is where we revisit all the

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<v Speaker 2>highs and the lows from the year. And do you

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<v Speaker 2>know what someone said to me the other day? And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not joking, He goes, Oh, I had to listen

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<v Speaker 2>to your show the other day. It's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, go.

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<v Speaker 2>Geez means it as a comment, but I'm like, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you mean now, there's.

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<v Speaker 1>A slight improvement across the year. Yeah, appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, someone said to me the other days, same,

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<v Speaker 3>goes big nose.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never know what that meant.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. We're just exchanging little sayings. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>an exchange. That's all good. That's a compliment, though, wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>That was an absolute good sandwich from that block, The

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<v Speaker 2>compliment buried inside a couple of really nasty burger buns.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of sandwiches, enjoy, let's talk trunk bears.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, sure, I was going on that door.

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<v Speaker 3>A three legged bear known as Tripod it broke into

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<v Speaker 3>a Florida family patio and drank two white claws.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop get out there. That's all we need to know

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<v Speaker 1>is there is This is outrageous.

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<v Speaker 3>A thirteen year old boy is watching TV when his

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<v Speaker 3>dog started barking after hearing some outside noise. After breaking

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<v Speaker 3>through the screen door, the boy says he witnessed tripod

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<v Speaker 3>opened the outdoor fridge and take two white claws. On

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<v Speaker 3>a hot Florida day, the bear was able to break

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<v Speaker 3>a hole in the can to enjoy a cool refreshment.

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<v Speaker 1>He knew exactly what he was doing. What he was doing,

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<v Speaker 1>My gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>The last bit of the story for those wondering tripods

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<v Speaker 3>white chlor of choice, mango and strawberries.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not? It's absolutely fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Tripods walked on that patio and god, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to quench my thirst because I'm hot and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm parched, but also I want to give myself a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a buzz as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who knows, take the edge off. That's what you do,

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<v Speaker 3>particularly when you're a bear and you're missing a leg.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember when the movie Cocaine Bear came out

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<v Speaker 3>as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I do, Well, we what a fight a bear that's

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<v Speaker 3>pepped up on vodka? Sels's versus a bear that's consumed

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<v Speaker 3>illicit substances?

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<v Speaker 1>Who wins?

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<v Speaker 2>Especially when one's only got three legs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, my gosh, which is his leg of choice,

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<v Speaker 3>which is really trying to do some damage with so

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<v Speaker 3>many questions, so little time for answers.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I mean, think about that.

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<v Speaker 3>For your Friday morning, because you know, whenever you're feeling

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<v Speaker 3>really hot and bothered, just know the tripods out there

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<v Speaker 3>as well, and he's trying to get some refreshment as well.

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<v Speaker 3>The other thing as well is that we are an

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<v Speaker 3>above board radio station, so the whole tripod thing like,

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<v Speaker 3>let's let's just take the.

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<v Speaker 2>High ground here, Okay, well I think so.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we don't need to discuss that we're better than that.

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<v Speaker 3>We're better than that four degrees across Adelaide today it's

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<v Speaker 3>Jody and the Tripod. I said, no, we're not doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a special down on the calendar for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Jade'es. It's my five year anniversary. That's nice, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Five year anniversary.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been five years since a cow crapped on my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's this thing at the Royal Adelaide show called

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<v Speaker 3>the Milkoff, and they get a bunch of people from

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<v Speaker 3>the media in and you milk a bunch of cows,

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<v Speaker 3>and you got to see, you know, how much milk

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<v Speaker 3>can get in a certain amount of time.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of cheating that.

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<v Speaker 3>Goes on, and look, it's all a bit of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Usually they'll be like Channel ten teen, Channel seventeen.

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<v Speaker 3>There might be an over team and we all just

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<v Speaker 3>get together and have a bit of fun, wholesome fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I love how you omssed to all the other radio

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<v Speaker 2>stations in that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well I think it's just over, isn't it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, cow's love nover. Yeah, they're out demographic.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, We've always said that right from day dot. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>take you back to twenty eighteen when and I grew

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<v Speaker 3>up on the farm and I claim that a lot too,

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<v Speaker 3>you do, but not a dairy farm.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right, okay, so I.

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<v Speaker 3>Can name her now, but it's Casey Trelore from Channel seven. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>who's one of the absolute best journalists that we've gotten

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<v Speaker 3>there so before that she grew up on a dairy

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<v Speaker 3>farm and it was her cow who we were milking,

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<v Speaker 3>oh right, the particular day. Yeah, and I one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>percent said this to Casey. I'm lining up and I

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<v Speaker 3>was about to go in from behind, and I said

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<v Speaker 3>to her, are you sure I can do this from behind?

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<v Speaker 3>And I promised you. She said, yeah, it's completely fine.

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<v Speaker 3>She's fine, thinking, you know, I don't want to get

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<v Speaker 3>kicked in the face. So I started milking along and

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<v Speaker 3>then all of a sudden, and it is. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>describe how a graphic this is because it was much

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<v Speaker 3>much worse than the words and to come out of

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<v Speaker 3>my mouth. It was like a warm ooze that went

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<v Speaker 3>down the back of my neck. This particular cow needed

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<v Speaker 3>some meta mucial because what was coming out it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>clumpy at all, and it absolutely streamed down my neck

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<v Speaker 3>and then streamed down my back.

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<v Speaker 1>And everyone had a bit of a laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I think the cow just went to

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<v Speaker 3>the toilet on me, But inside I was like kicking, screaming,

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<v Speaker 3>throwing fists.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely going off my chops.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was there that day as part of the

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<v Speaker 2>Channel ten team, and I just remember vividly this big ruckus,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone going ah, like this massive uproar, and I've turned

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<v Speaker 2>around love like looked love. Someone just goes a cow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well done cow.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the best looking blog in media has just

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<v Speaker 2>been tagging.

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<v Speaker 3>Out by cow and later that day, like literally an

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<v Speaker 3>now later, I had to go do an interview with

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch Grigg because he just won the McGary medal. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and trying to explain to him why I smelt like

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<v Speaker 3>genuine poop.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was all good though.

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<v Speaker 3>What made me feel a lot better was just the

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<v Speaker 3>support they got in at Channel seven when they ran

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<v Speaker 3>it on the news.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you get the same support here. If you'd like

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<v Speaker 2>to see that video, jump on Jody and Hazy instagram

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<v Speaker 2>page and that's where you'll find it.

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<v Speaker 1>We call it support. You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>It was quite warm yesterday. Did you go out and

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy perhaps the unilop.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you, and I think it and made it

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<v Speaker 3>onto our Instagram page.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a shirt thief.

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<v Speaker 3>In North Adelaide, specifically in the uniloop Era and I

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<v Speaker 3>was robbed. I was robbed as soon as I stepped

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<v Speaker 3>foot on that track. Yes, bang, I got robbed by

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<v Speaker 3>the shirt thief. I'm just so thankful that it was

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<v Speaker 3>such a nice day. I didn't freeze to death.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so lucky. From here, so I might as well

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<v Speaker 1>just keep running.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just have to say I'm so sorry you

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<v Speaker 2>were a victim. I'm so sorry you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm always a victim here. You don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it's like. I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because I'm not prone to running shirtless.

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<v Speaker 1>We shouldn't have to live like this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not right what happened. So there was that incident,

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<v Speaker 3>and then there was another incident. I can you believe

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<v Speaker 3>it as well. And I'm not trying to pull your

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<v Speaker 3>leg here. For the second time this year, I was

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<v Speaker 3>crapped on by a bird. The first time was much worse,

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<v Speaker 3>to the point where I think I had post traumatic

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<v Speaker 3>stress for so long. I was wearing one of those

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<v Speaker 3>genuine big motorbike helmets for the fear of a bird

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<v Speaker 3>crapping on me because the first time it actually went

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<v Speaker 3>in my mouth. But this one was really strange because

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<v Speaker 3>it hit me directly on top of my head, right

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<v Speaker 3>in that specific spot of the back sort of top

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<v Speaker 3>back where blokes start to go ball oh okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>And it felt like someone sort of dropped a rock

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<v Speaker 3>on top.

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<v Speaker 1>Of my head. Yeah, like a genuine it felt like

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<v Speaker 1>a genuine slap.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's a strange, unusual feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>The trauma of your run yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>So the first part was like, did I just get

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<v Speaker 3>crapped on? And then getting almost a quarter of a

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<v Speaker 3>handful of bird turd on my head going confirmation, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>did just get crapped on? But secondly, why did that

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<v Speaker 3>feel like sort of crap on skin contact?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, shouldn't I shouldn't my hair have cushioned the fall?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to have a lot?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you need to squat down? Had around and I

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<v Speaker 2>can give you a real honest appraise.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry. I had a genuine, solid look.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm speaking of so many blokes here and there's

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<v Speaker 3>always that moment and there's the ads, you know, the

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<v Speaker 3>heir Yeah, yeah, my turning point. Yes, the hand because

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<v Speaker 3>I took photos from a little dime and yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 3>a genuine little strip there. It's just almost ready for

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<v Speaker 3>a little helicopter land. So I mean, just keep your

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<v Speaker 3>eyes peeled for the latest TV advertisement.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was just like going for a run.

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<v Speaker 3>And I felt like this sort of slap on top

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<v Speaker 3>of my head and I looked up and it was

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<v Speaker 3>like big bird and it turned out it is pooked

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<v Speaker 3>on my head.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was when I.

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<v Speaker 3>Knew that I was genuinely gumball, and that was my

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<v Speaker 3>turning point. Everyone's got one, well, most blokes have one.

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<v Speaker 3>For you lucky buggers who don't have to worry about

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<v Speaker 3>going bald, well done. There's always a moment because I

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<v Speaker 3>knew I was receding, but I didn't know that I

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<v Speaker 3>was losing at the back.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my soul.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness. You know you'd be good in this

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<v Speaker 2>situation because the other night when you went to the

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<v Speaker 2>McGarry and you were dressed up in a black tie

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<v Speaker 2>and you thought you were looking schmik. You were like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm almost a chance when I get home to get

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<v Speaker 2>some tonight because I look so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight and a half month pregnant wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she said, I don't know what's going on here,

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<v Speaker 2>but you looked gaunt.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was old, but she said gaunt.

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<v Speaker 3>But also I sort of wonder if had I not

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<v Speaker 3>been running shirtless, whether it would have happened before. Because

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<v Speaker 3>I can tell you right now that was a message

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<v Speaker 3>from nature and birds.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that was their version of put a shirt on.