Speaker 1: Go get you morning every day.
Speaker 2: Adelaides, Oh, hazy, this is where we revisit all the
Speaker 2: highs and the lows from the year. And do you
Speaker 2: know what someone said to me the other day? And
Speaker 2: I'm not joking, He goes, Oh, I had to listen
Speaker 2: to your show the other day. It's really good.
Speaker 1: Now, go.
Speaker 2: Geez means it as a comment, but I'm like, what
Speaker 2: do you mean now, there's.
Speaker 1: A slight improvement across the year. Yeah, appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, someone said to me the other days, same,
Speaker 3: goes big nose.
Speaker 1: I'll never know what that meant.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I love that. We're just exchanging little sayings. It's been
Speaker 1: an exchange. That's all good. That's a compliment, though, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: That was an absolute good sandwich from that block, The
Speaker 2: compliment buried inside a couple of really nasty burger buns.
Speaker 3: Speaking of sandwiches, enjoy, let's talk trunk bears.
Speaker 1: Of course, sure, I was going on that door.
Speaker 3: A three legged bear known as Tripod it broke into
Speaker 3: a Florida family patio and drank two white claws.
Speaker 1: Stop get out there. That's all we need to know
Speaker 1: is there is This is outrageous.
Speaker 3: A thirteen year old boy is watching TV when his
Speaker 3: dog started barking after hearing some outside noise. After breaking
Speaker 3: through the screen door, the boy says he witnessed tripod
Speaker 3: opened the outdoor fridge and take two white claws. On
Speaker 3: a hot Florida day, the bear was able to break
Speaker 3: a hole in the can to enjoy a cool refreshment.
Speaker 1: He knew exactly what he was doing. What he was doing,
Speaker 1: My gosh.
Speaker 3: The last bit of the story for those wondering tripods
Speaker 3: white chlor of choice, mango and strawberries.
Speaker 1: Why not? It's absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 2: Tripods walked on that patio and god, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm going to quench my thirst because I'm hot and
Speaker 2: I'm parched, but also I want to give myself a
Speaker 2: little bit of a buzz as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who knows, take the edge off. That's what you do,
Speaker 3: particularly when you're a bear and you're missing a leg.
Speaker 3: Do you remember when the movie Cocaine Bear came out
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do, Well, we what a fight a bear that's
Speaker 3: pepped up on vodka? Sels's versus a bear that's consumed
Speaker 3: illicit substances?
Speaker 1: Who wins?
Speaker 2: Especially when one's only got three legs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, my gosh, which is his leg of choice,
Speaker 3: which is really trying to do some damage with so
Speaker 3: many questions, so little time for answers.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, think about that.
Speaker 3: For your Friday morning, because you know, whenever you're feeling
Speaker 3: really hot and bothered, just know the tripods out there
Speaker 3: as well, and he's trying to get some refreshment as well.
Speaker 3: The other thing as well is that we are an
Speaker 3: above board radio station, so the whole tripod thing like,
Speaker 3: let's let's just take the.
Speaker 2: High ground here, Okay, well I think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need to discuss that we're better than that.
Speaker 3: We're better than that four degrees across Adelaide today it's
Speaker 3: Jody and the Tripod. I said, no, we're not doing it.
Speaker 3: It's a special down on the calendar for me.
Speaker 1: Jade'es. It's my five year anniversary. That's nice, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Five year anniversary.
Speaker 3: It's been five years since a cow crapped on my head.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: So there's this thing at the Royal Adelaide show called
Speaker 3: the Milkoff, and they get a bunch of people from
Speaker 3: the media in and you milk a bunch of cows,
Speaker 3: and you got to see, you know, how much milk
Speaker 3: can get in a certain amount of time.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of cheating that.
Speaker 3: Goes on, and look, it's all a bit of fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Usually they'll be like Channel ten teen, Channel seventeen.
Speaker 3: There might be an over team and we all just
Speaker 3: get together and have a bit of fun, wholesome fun.
Speaker 2: I love how you omssed to all the other radio
Speaker 2: stations in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I think it's just over, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cow's love nover. Yeah, they're out demographic.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, We've always said that right from day dot. Let's
Speaker 3: take you back to twenty eighteen when and I grew
Speaker 3: up on the farm and I claim that a lot too,
Speaker 3: you do, but not a dairy farm.
Speaker 1: Oh right, okay, so I.
Speaker 3: Can name her now, but it's Casey Trelore from Channel seven. Yes,
Speaker 3: who's one of the absolute best journalists that we've gotten
Speaker 3: there so before that she grew up on a dairy
Speaker 3: farm and it was her cow who we were milking,
Speaker 3: oh right, the particular day. Yeah, and I one hundred
Speaker 3: percent said this to Casey. I'm lining up and I
Speaker 3: was about to go in from behind, and I said
Speaker 3: to her, are you sure I can do this from behind?
Speaker 3: And I promised you. She said, yeah, it's completely fine.
Speaker 3: She's fine, thinking, you know, I don't want to get
Speaker 3: kicked in the face. So I started milking along and
Speaker 3: then all of a sudden, and it is. I can't
Speaker 3: describe how a graphic this is because it was much
Speaker 3: much worse than the words and to come out of
Speaker 3: my mouth. It was like a warm ooze that went
Speaker 3: down the back of my neck. This particular cow needed
Speaker 3: some meta mucial because what was coming out it wasn't
Speaker 3: clumpy at all, and it absolutely streamed down my neck
Speaker 3: and then streamed down my back.
Speaker 1: And everyone had a bit of a laugh.
Speaker 3: I was like, I think the cow just went to
Speaker 3: the toilet on me, But inside I was like kicking, screaming,
Speaker 3: throwing fists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely going off my chops.
Speaker 2: So I was there that day as part of the
Speaker 2: Channel ten team, and I just remember vividly this big ruckus,
Speaker 2: everyone going ah, like this massive uproar, and I've turned
Speaker 2: around love like looked love. Someone just goes a cow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well done cow.
Speaker 2: It's like the best looking blog in media has just
Speaker 2: been tagging.
Speaker 3: Out by cow and later that day, like literally an
Speaker 3: now later, I had to go do an interview with
Speaker 3: Mitch Grigg because he just won the McGary medal. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: and trying to explain to him why I smelt like
Speaker 3: genuine poop.
Speaker 1: But it was all good though.
Speaker 3: What made me feel a lot better was just the
Speaker 3: support they got in at Channel seven when they ran
Speaker 3: it on the news.
Speaker 2: Oh, you get the same support here. If you'd like
Speaker 2: to see that video, jump on Jody and Hazy instagram
Speaker 2: page and that's where you'll find it.
Speaker 1: We call it support. You're welcome.
Speaker 2: It was quite warm yesterday. Did you go out and
Speaker 2: enjoy perhaps the unilop.
Speaker 3: I told you, and I think it and made it
Speaker 3: onto our Instagram page.
Speaker 1: There was a shirt thief.
Speaker 3: In North Adelaide, specifically in the uniloop Era and I
Speaker 3: was robbed. I was robbed as soon as I stepped
Speaker 3: foot on that track. Yes, bang, I got robbed by
Speaker 3: the shirt thief. I'm just so thankful that it was
Speaker 3: such a nice day. I didn't freeze to death.
Speaker 1: That's so lucky. From here, so I might as well
Speaker 1: just keep running.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just have to say I'm so sorry you
Speaker 2: were a victim. I'm so sorry you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm always a victim here. You don't know what
Speaker 1: it's like. I don't know what.
Speaker 2: No, because I'm not prone to running shirtless.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't have to live like this.
Speaker 3: It's not right what happened. So there was that incident,
Speaker 3: and then there was another incident. I can you believe
Speaker 3: it as well. And I'm not trying to pull your
Speaker 3: leg here. For the second time this year, I was
Speaker 3: crapped on by a bird. The first time was much worse,
Speaker 3: to the point where I think I had post traumatic
Speaker 3: stress for so long. I was wearing one of those
Speaker 3: genuine big motorbike helmets for the fear of a bird
Speaker 3: crapping on me because the first time it actually went
Speaker 3: in my mouth. But this one was really strange because
Speaker 3: it hit me directly on top of my head, right
Speaker 3: in that specific spot of the back sort of top
Speaker 3: back where blokes start to go ball oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: And it felt like someone sort of dropped a rock
Speaker 3: on top.
Speaker 1: Of my head. Yeah, like a genuine it felt like
Speaker 1: a genuine slap.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a strange, unusual feeling.
Speaker 2: The trauma of your run yesterday.
Speaker 3: So the first part was like, did I just get
Speaker 3: crapped on? And then getting almost a quarter of a
Speaker 3: handful of bird turd on my head going confirmation, Yes,
Speaker 3: did just get crapped on? But secondly, why did that
Speaker 3: feel like sort of crap on skin contact?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Oh, shouldn't I shouldn't my hair have cushioned the fall?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to have a lot?
Speaker 2: Do you need to squat down? Had around and I
Speaker 2: can give you a real honest appraise.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I had a genuine, solid look.
Speaker 3: And I'm speaking of so many blokes here and there's
Speaker 3: always that moment and there's the ads, you know, the
Speaker 3: heir Yeah, yeah, my turning point. Yes, the hand because
Speaker 3: I took photos from a little dime and yeah, there's
Speaker 3: a genuine little strip there. It's just almost ready for
Speaker 3: a little helicopter land. So I mean, just keep your
Speaker 3: eyes peeled for the latest TV advertisement.
Speaker 1: So I was just like going for a run.
Speaker 3: And I felt like this sort of slap on top
Speaker 3: of my head and I looked up and it was
Speaker 3: like big bird and it turned out it is pooked
Speaker 3: on my head.
Speaker 1: And that was when I.
Speaker 3: Knew that I was genuinely gumball, and that was my
Speaker 3: turning point. Everyone's got one, well, most blokes have one.
Speaker 3: For you lucky buggers who don't have to worry about
Speaker 3: going bald, well done. There's always a moment because I
Speaker 3: knew I was receding, but I didn't know that I
Speaker 3: was losing at the back.
Speaker 1: That's my soul.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. You know you'd be good in this
Speaker 2: situation because the other night when you went to the
Speaker 2: McGarry and you were dressed up in a black tie
Speaker 2: and you thought you were looking schmik. You were like,
Speaker 2: I'm almost a chance when I get home to get
Speaker 2: some tonight because I look so good.
Speaker 1: Eight and a half month pregnant wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, I don't know what's going on here,
Speaker 2: but you looked gaunt.
Speaker 1: I thought it was old, but she said gaunt.
Speaker 3: But also I sort of wonder if had I not
Speaker 3: been running shirtless, whether it would have happened before. Because
Speaker 3: I can tell you right now that was a message
Speaker 3: from nature and birds.
Speaker 1: Yes, that was their version of put a shirt on.