WEBVTT - Bonus: Jase Made A Major Parenting Blunder

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<v Speaker 1>Jason Lauren on over one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a dad of three young boys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, got this job. Life's busy, My head's spin it.

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<v Speaker 2>Last week, were missed a dentist appointment, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Just really really hanging on to that miss dentist appointment.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forgive yourself. You've mentioned it so many times.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the second one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, that's on you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So we've got to get our calendars in sync anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>They say it takes a village to raise a childhood.

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<v Speaker 2>Really does.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got a good little community where, you know, if

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<v Speaker 3>we need help, we call upon, you know, some other

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<v Speaker 3>school parents and vice versa. On the weekend, I had

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<v Speaker 3>my niece's staying with us, so the house is already busy.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the mums reached out and was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>any chance I can drop my son to you today

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<v Speaker 3>because I've take my daughter to a different.

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<v Speaker 1>Birthday party on the weekends.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I'm like, no way, it's drop him around

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<v Speaker 3>and him and my son also have a birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Party that afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Shuttle bus exactly right.

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<v Speaker 2>So but dad, you thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You're already going. You might as well fill up the car,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they had a few hours to kill in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. Yeah, so it's fine. They just played some

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<v Speaker 2>video game and that takes him out of the equation exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>A bit of basketball. All right, get in the car, honey,

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<v Speaker 3>your mate, get in the car. We're going to the birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>On the way to the birthday dropped him off. It

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<v Speaker 3>was like some big soccer joint.

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<v Speaker 2>Was awesome. They loved it. They went in. I went

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<v Speaker 2>down to Two Brothers brewery, had a little bit of because.

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<v Speaker 1>Your boys, your kids are two older ones are old enough.

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<v Speaker 2>You could have replenished sea boys. I'm off to the brewery.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because they're old enough to go to parties without

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<v Speaker 1>the parents hanging out? Is that like freedom?

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<v Speaker 2>When that drop and go party is like winning.

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<v Speaker 1>The ones where the parents have to be because the

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<v Speaker 1>kids like each other, it doesn't mean the parents.

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<v Speaker 3>Some parents stay And I'm like, oh yeah, trainers, you're

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<v Speaker 3>a hero.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, what about when it's at your house?

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't have a party of your house and miking.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, I've replenished and I've come back. You refueled

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<v Speaker 2>and I've come back.

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<v Speaker 1>What time was our birthday parties at? Like I'm a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a thirty no, no, no, that was three

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<v Speaker 2>pm in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I've come back. Pulled up quick, Huddy, get in

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<v Speaker 3>the car. By this point, I'm running late for the

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<v Speaker 3>next thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't get the other kid, did you. That's on Hudson.

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<v Speaker 3>Hardie gets in the car, eating his little treat bag.

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<v Speaker 3>We take off. We were two streets away and the

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<v Speaker 3>Hardy goes I forgot my jumper, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, we're only two streets away. Back we go, back,

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<v Speaker 3>we go to the brewery or to the party, a

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<v Speaker 3>party and yes, that's when I turned into the street

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<v Speaker 3>and there was the other child outside the party venue

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<v Speaker 3>holding Huddy's jumper, wondering where I went?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you do that? Because what about Hudson? What

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<v Speaker 1>a shody mate sort of friend?

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<v Speaker 2>His head, he was holding the party bag. He's focused

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<v Speaker 2>with somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Else there, Nah, that's on him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's eating strawberr creams and bananas. That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>How do he didn't want to share his party bag?

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<v Speaker 4>Ken?

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<v Speaker 1>He took his mate's party bag?

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<v Speaker 2>Was he? He was fine? He did that? Jase? Where

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<v Speaker 2>did you go?

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<v Speaker 1>I just I was just coming from the parking lot mate.

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<v Speaker 1>How do he came out of the back door.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll just spin around here, We'll just come around the front.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you tell him mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Did he no? Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he tell him?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope?

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<v Speaker 1>I bet he did.

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<v Speaker 2>He went to the pub.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why names aren't used for this. Thirteen twenty four

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<v Speaker 3>to ten.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't be doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>When did you forget you had a kid?

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<v Speaker 3>Now think about it. This would have happened in nowadays

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<v Speaker 3>all the time. Yeah, our parents would have forgotten about us.

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<v Speaker 2>All the time.

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<v Speaker 1>In year nine at my school, you went away for

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<v Speaker 1>a whole term and we lived up in Kloones up

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<v Speaker 1>in the Ballarat. It was like offsite living situation where

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<v Speaker 1>you meant to learn to do, like you're washing and

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<v Speaker 1>you're cleaning and your shopping. You go for a whole

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<v Speaker 1>term and.

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<v Speaker 2>On the washing and you obviously skip that.

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<v Speaker 1>I lived with a girl whose dad was a chef,

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<v Speaker 1>so she cooked everything, which was cool, great, And then

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<v Speaker 1>your parents got to come four weeks in. They came

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<v Speaker 1>for one day and you took them out for whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they came on the last day to pick

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<v Speaker 1>you up. My mum bought a new dog that had

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<v Speaker 1>to be picked up that day and forgot to come

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<v Speaker 1>and get me. So three hundred kids leave on the

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<v Speaker 1>last day, runs crying goodbye, and I was just left

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<v Speaker 1>in the unwanted children's pile, just in the staff room

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<v Speaker 1>with the teacher. So like, do you think she's coming?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, I don't know. And then she rolls

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<v Speaker 1>in with a cute puppy. So she won me over

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<v Speaker 1>to shat a puppy that she had no idea until

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<v Speaker 1>a school had called, that she had to pick me.

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<v Speaker 3>Up, that she obviously stole that dog from someone's front

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<v Speaker 3>yard a couple of doors down.

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<v Speaker 1>Two months, I was gone for she forgot to coming

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<v Speaker 1>get me.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen how me?

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty fourteen? Can I just say? Our phone lines have

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<v Speaker 3>lit up? Thirteen twenty four ten? When did you forget

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<v Speaker 3>you had a kid? When did you forget you had

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<v Speaker 3>a kid? Or maybe your parents forgot you and left

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<v Speaker 3>you somewhere? Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number Allie who

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<v Speaker 3>works on our show. She's all of twelve. Were you forgotten?

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<v Speaker 3>Or have you got a kid and you forgot to

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<v Speaker 3>tell us?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I was forgotten.

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<v Speaker 4>We were a family holiday to holiday to Fiji, and

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<v Speaker 4>my parents had gone out for the day on like

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<v Speaker 4>a boat trip, and my brother and I were in Kids'

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<v Speaker 4>Club and I just didn't enjoy kids Club and I

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<v Speaker 4>had a tantrum and they left me on the beach

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<v Speaker 4>and so my brother went with the kids club and

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<v Speaker 4>my parents had come back and I was just sitting

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<v Speaker 4>on the beach waiting for them and basically was left.

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<v Speaker 1>Behind for how long hours?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I want to say half a day.

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<v Speaker 2>Your only got to sign you out of kids kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Club can forget about you parents, no problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, kids club, that's that's their one job.

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<v Speaker 1>Now to run the club.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, Allie's very strong on the intercom. She should be

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<v Speaker 2>where hungry Jacks.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. We've got a stack

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<v Speaker 3>of calls. We're going to get to them. And guess

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<v Speaker 3>who else is called true?

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<v Speaker 1>My dad just reminded me of a time he forgot me,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is a doozy. We're gonna have to get

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<v Speaker 1>him on the line.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Georgia, Georgia and Clyde, what's your story?

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<v Speaker 5>So my dad forgot me and my sister. We were

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<v Speaker 5>we went to the video shop, me and my younger

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<v Speaker 5>sister and my younger brother and we were in the

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<v Speaker 5>back of the car, and he went into the shop

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<v Speaker 5>and left.

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<v Speaker 1>Us in the car.

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<v Speaker 5>And we had one of those cars with those little

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<v Speaker 5>hardy holes that kind of crept into the boot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, yeah, the middle seat. No no, no, no, the

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<v Speaker 2>the middle seat went down. Yeah, and don't go in

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<v Speaker 2>a car with a party hole into the boot.

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<v Speaker 5>So me and my little sister thought it would be

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<v Speaker 5>funny to take into the boot. So we sneaked into

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<v Speaker 5>the boot and then my little brother closed the door

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<v Speaker 5>and brilliant, and then my dad had jumped back into

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<v Speaker 5>the car not realized. We went in the back of

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<v Speaker 5>the seat and drove all the way home with us

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<v Speaker 5>in the back of the boot.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you screaming?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we were. We were buying everything and he didn't did.

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<v Speaker 1>Not hear your dad?

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<v Speaker 3>Remember I taught you if you get the nineties, you

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<v Speaker 3>put someone's boot, you punch out the tail light.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's if you get kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Wave your hand through the gay. Well that's not happening regularly,

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<v Speaker 2>is it not. But you know what if it happens

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<v Speaker 2>to you today.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too heavy to get kidnapped, no one's picking me up.

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<v Speaker 3>You can be able to punch it through. Just keeping

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<v Speaker 3>cable tired? Put your little hand out. Okay, Oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to say, well you sound experienced too. Are

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<v Speaker 3>you're looking in a boot?

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<v Speaker 1>How many times have you kidnapped? Table?

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<v Speaker 2>Just reminds me gonna get my tail life fixed?

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<v Speaker 1>So you do have a broken tail. You told us

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<v Speaker 1>you reversed into a pole.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's say.

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<v Speaker 1>Eva in Oak Park, did somebody forget you?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Have my line?

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<v Speaker 6>I was at clinic and you was to kick me

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<v Speaker 6>up at eleven.

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<v Speaker 5>Stop me.

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<v Speaker 6>So my client had to call her and so where

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<v Speaker 6>are you? And she came in ellen later and then

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<v Speaker 6>and then the next day at school she needs at

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<v Speaker 6>one o'clock and she forgot me and the mom had

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<v Speaker 6>to call her. She didn't answer, and one of the

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<v Speaker 6>moms and thank he entered for one of the moms,

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<v Speaker 6>and then he had to come and sick me up.

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<v Speaker 1>So she forgot you two days in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>Either, Maybe she just wanted to break No.

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<v Speaker 1>Eva, do you know has anyone ever told you you're

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to divorce your parents?

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<v Speaker 2>No? You're not either if I can't either? Does your

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<v Speaker 2>mummy like wine?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 6>Not really?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought.

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<v Speaker 4>Either?

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<v Speaker 1>She got forgotten two days in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>Just want to break. Let's go to Kate.

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<v Speaker 1>She's so cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Kate was involved daycare.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so it wasn't me, but it was my mom

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<v Speaker 7>and my baby brother. We lived about forty minutes from

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<v Speaker 7>town and she was racing home to get ready for

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<v Speaker 7>his birthday party that night. I was dark quarter to

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<v Speaker 7>six and we were five minutes from home and I said, oh, Mom,

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<v Speaker 7>where's them? And she goes, I'm just sleep in the

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<v Speaker 7>back seat. I turned around and said, no, we haven't

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<v Speaker 7>picked him up from day care. Yeah. So dad had

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<v Speaker 7>to do the waters day in the day to about

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<v Speaker 7>half halff six to pick up my brother and it

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<v Speaker 7>was his birthday. Yeah, it was his birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Sad, happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done it, easy, done now.

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<v Speaker 2>I did it with Felix when he was about eight

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<v Speaker 2>hours old.

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<v Speaker 1>What you can't, Ben, Well, we want you to forget

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<v Speaker 1>what your wife's just gone through for the last nine months, Jason,

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<v Speaker 1>she was let alone the last twenty four I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Detecting that sarcastic. I'm the union. No, Well, I like

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot we had a kid. We only just had

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<v Speaker 2>a kid, you know what I mean. So it's very

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<v Speaker 2>momentous occasion. I would one forget put the capture in

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<v Speaker 2>the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Been through much. He'd been at the Cabrini Cafe smashing

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<v Speaker 1>saucy drolls while I was pushing out of it all.

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<v Speaker 3>On the way home, Lou wanted to stop at subway,

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<v Speaker 3>so she went in the subway and I just sat

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<v Speaker 3>in the front seat on Instagram, and then I just

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<v Speaker 3>hear this little.

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<v Speaker 2>Cough and it's scared that crap out of me. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, who the hell's in the backs? Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 2>why we've got a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a child. Now, well that was the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>of life. Now I want to tell you about a

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<v Speaker 1>traumatic experience that happened to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. We got your dad. Bobby Phillip was

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<v Speaker 2>on the line.

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<v Speaker 8>Bobby, good morning were Bobby? How are you? I'm excellent?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you anxiety. Okay, you can talk. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>start the story and he can finish it.

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<v Speaker 2>I will be just want to check. Has your daughter

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<v Speaker 2>your daughter been checking in on you lately? She dropped by.

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<v Speaker 8>No, she hasn't. I think no. I did see her.

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<v Speaker 8>I can't remember now I'm getting a bit old, but

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<v Speaker 8>probably a few weeks ago she way from me.

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<v Speaker 2>She went past it was did she slow down or

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<v Speaker 2>just wait?

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<v Speaker 1>All right now, Dad, I'm start this story and then

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<v Speaker 1>you can explain what happened. So tragically, my dad's mum,

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<v Speaker 1>Nanna Mavis, was very very old when she passed away.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd gone to the nursing home to say our final goodbyes,

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<v Speaker 1>just Dad and I. My brother was away. So Dad

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<v Speaker 1>and I sitting in the nursing home. I've said my

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<v Speaker 1>final good byes, and Dad said and the doctors said.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know, seventeen say. And the

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<v Speaker 1>doctors had said, you know, it depends. Do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to be here for this moment? And I was like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So we were there. Then there's a lot of sort

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<v Speaker 1>of fuss that happens after someone passes away and people

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<v Speaker 1>come into the room and you've got to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they have to pronounce the person.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, I'm going to leave now. Dad

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<v Speaker 1>goes love, let me deal with all of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>You go sit in the waiting room.

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<v Speaker 2>What a good dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was like, I'll deal with it. Dad's an

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<v Speaker 1>only child. I wanted to be there for him, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, let me do this. You go sit

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<v Speaker 1>in the waiting room. So I'm sitting siting in the

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<v Speaker 1>waiting room, and like two and a half hours passed by,

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<v Speaker 1>and I start thinking, maybe she's come back to life.

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<v Speaker 1>She's back, but maybe she's got an extra a few

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<v Speaker 1>years and she just sat up, going what's all the

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<v Speaker 1>fuss about it? So I'm very patiently waiting. Time ticks by,

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<v Speaker 1>the next hour ticks bine, I'm like, what is going

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<v Speaker 1>next minute? Which is the one thing I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to do. I see my nan being wheeled out on

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<v Speaker 1>a troy covered in a sheet, and I'm like, na gone,

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<v Speaker 1>she gone the lashing. Maybe Dad's brown bread too. So

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<v Speaker 1>I called dad and I'm like, Dad, where are you

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<v Speaker 1>over to you?

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<v Speaker 8>Bobby old Pierre old man? And she got wheeled out

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<v Speaker 8>in a green body bag, pretty attractive sort of things.

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<v Speaker 8>And I get this frantic So uncle, where are your dad?

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<v Speaker 8>Where are your dad? Where do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 1>Dad? Was?

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<v Speaker 8>I think you love this?

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<v Speaker 1>Jo?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm up with Ferguson player in Coburg, ordering ties for lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what she would have wanted. It's what she would

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<v Speaker 2>have wanted.

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<v Speaker 8>Laurence Lauren, I'm twelve k's away. Laurence still sitting in

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<v Speaker 8>the nursing home. The good news is Nana did pass

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<v Speaker 8>away peacefully. She's a wonderful lady.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great news.

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<v Speaker 8>Was make fabulous pies and we got the.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. He was in the He was in

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<v Speaker 1>the peak of Greek all right, pies and sausage draws

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<v Speaker 1>to invite people over to grief my nan. While I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there watching her, the cold body be wheeled out

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<v Speaker 1>in a body bag.

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<v Speaker 8>Hey Bobby, we love you all right, love you speaking

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<v Speaker 8>with you. My apologies, Laurence you soon, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Love your dad?

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<v Speaker 6>He did?

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<v Speaker 1>He not say I love you too bad?

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<v Speaker 2>That's all that's that is. You've got to say hello anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me try. Hey Bobby, love you, Love you, Bobby,

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<v Speaker 2>love you very much. What a dog try to get?

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<v Speaker 1>Love your dad? Are you turning him down? Lauren Wake

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<v Speaker 1>up Feeling Good? On No.

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<v Speaker 7>One hundred.

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