Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to your Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Good afternoon, Swanye, how's your morning.
Speaker 2: I've spent all morning thinking it was Thursday.
Speaker 3: Oh you've done You did that two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: It just slipped my mind. Me and my daughter have
Speaker 2: done that twice in a row. It's weird. It's like
Speaker 2: we've got the same malfunctioning brain.
Speaker 3: You're both just wishing your life away.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on there, but I'm excited
Speaker 2: about today's show because we're going to try and track
Speaker 2: down you know, sometimes you meet people that are just
Speaker 2: naturally I'm going to use the word heartless, but it's
Speaker 2: a harsh adjective, you know, like no nonsense, take no prisoners,
Speaker 2: these are the rules. I don't care if you're my
Speaker 2: child sort of deal. I am not that way. I'm
Speaker 2: so far the other way that I'm fascinated when I
Speaker 2: meet people that have the same rules for strangers that
Speaker 2: they do for people that are supposed to be very
Speaker 2: close to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we are going to be asking are you heartless?
Speaker 2: And if you are, you can call us at any
Speaker 2: time and we will chat to you.
Speaker 3: Yes, we cannot wait to hear from you.
Speaker 4: We're also going to put someone else in the running
Speaker 4: for Chrissy's by D pickup. Yeah, if you would like
Speaker 4: to like us to drive to your house next Friday
Speaker 4: with a brand new electric vehicle registered by the novaplayer,
Speaker 4: all you've got to do is tell us in twenty
Speaker 4: five words why you should win this car.
Speaker 2: I mean I could just take off in it. You've
Speaker 2: got to remind me that I'm giving it to somebody.
Speaker 2: Giving it away.
Speaker 4: Would lose your job though, and don't want that to happen.
Speaker 4: Next though, Mystic Chrissy is entering the studio. If you'd
Speaker 4: like your mind read.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christy Swan Show on Nova or
Speaker 2: is it the Mystic Chrissy Show? Now?
Speaker 5: Elton John oware exclusive to Specsavers. It's just the writer
Speaker 5: Melton Meltons, Christy.
Speaker 2: Snell Channel.
Speaker 6: Hello, you are tall, very tall?
Speaker 3: Oh, Vicky did clear you of the evil eye yesterday?
Speaker 3: Now you're back?
Speaker 2: I must be back you. Your favorite color is green?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 3: Actually back?
Speaker 2: You have or had a stripey cat?
Speaker 6: Possibly?
Speaker 4: Now I tell the truth, mate, yes or no?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, you gotta stay honest. You show what about a toy?
Speaker 2: Like a toy.
Speaker 9: I did have a soft toy, but it was.
Speaker 2: A cat and it had stripes. You loved that toy? Yes,
Speaker 2: and you left it somewhere I did Where in a cab?
Speaker 2: Sight in a car? Yeah? Like on a holiday?
Speaker 3: Yes? What else happened on set holiday?
Speaker 2: I'm giving myself goosebumps. Here my boobs are tingling, Chanell. Chanelle. Yes,
Speaker 2: you are on the verge of a full mid life
Speaker 2: crisis because you've started it started, And yes it has
Speaker 2: because you are starting to have little, flitting, floaty thoughts
Speaker 2: of my god, it is my life is so mundane.
Speaker 6: That's very true, and you just want.
Speaker 2: To tear it apart.
Speaker 3: You're just projecting now.
Speaker 2: No, No, I did that a few years ago. It's
Speaker 2: happening to. It's happening to. Chanelle called you Michelle. Then,
Speaker 2: who's Michelle?
Speaker 6: Michelle is a coworker.
Speaker 3: Do we like her?
Speaker 9: We do?
Speaker 2: She's like your work wife.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I hate that term so much.
Speaker 2: Something is glistening in the bottom of a drawer. You've
Speaker 2: lost a piece of jewelry. Actually, you lose a lot
Speaker 2: of things, don't you, Chanelle? Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: This is a very full draw. But the one that
Speaker 2: you're looking for is in the bottom of a drawer
Speaker 2: in the far right horner, and there's like there's like
Speaker 2: leg shavers in it, raisors and oh, scrunchies, that sort
Speaker 2: of draw. You've got to draw like that. I do,
Speaker 2: go and check that. Check that all right? How tall
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 9: By the way, probably a six foot.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's tall?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Well, last hit misstic.
Speaker 2: You've got a kitchen that you hate.
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 2: It's cream.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh my god, that is good. Mister Christy,
Speaker 3: we are finishing their Chanelle.
Speaker 4: I know you say you lose things, but don't lose
Speaker 4: this VIP Specsavers voucher we're about to send you because
Speaker 4: you need to go and get yourself from Elton John Specks.
Speaker 2: You sure do. You put them on and then you
Speaker 2: suddenly go, oh, the recommend.
Speaker 3: You've also got two hundred and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 4: Have a great Wednesday, Chanelle The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about tipping. Tipping at a restaurant. You know what,
Speaker 2: It's been so long since I've gone out that I
Speaker 2: can't remember whether I tip or not.
Speaker 4: I think I do, Okay, I think you would as well.
Speaker 4: You're an extremely generous person, you would.
Speaker 2: I feel like I just round things up, yes, but
Speaker 2: I like to have that option be my decision. There's
Speaker 2: a restaurant in Sydney that's a in a spot of bother,
Speaker 2: a bit of trouble because they have built in to
Speaker 2: their bill in fine print, quite literally, in fine print,
Speaker 2: a seven percent service charge or gratuity, which is essentially
Speaker 2: a tip. It is on every single bill. It is
Speaker 2: incorporated in there. You can see that it's much smaller
Speaker 2: than the other numbers.
Speaker 4: Much smaller because it says subtotal then suddenly jumps to
Speaker 4: total with that extra seven percent.
Speaker 2: So subtotal is two twenty one, the total is two
Speaker 2: thirty and then above that in fine fine print is
Speaker 2: service charge seven percent fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4: That in itself annoys me. That's not a service charge.
Speaker 4: That's straight up gratuity. A service charge, I would think
Speaker 4: is on a public holiday when they charge a little
Speaker 4: bit extra for.
Speaker 2: Which they're paying extra salaries, which.
Speaker 3: I'm okay with.
Speaker 4: On a public holiday, I get it's an extra buck
Speaker 4: fee on your coffee because how it's expensive. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: the hospital owners. But this is shifting. It's that's not
Speaker 4: a service charge, that's a straight up tip.
Speaker 2: Well it's actually legal. It is legal. Yeah, yeah, it's legal,
Speaker 2: but it needs to be very easy for the customer
Speaker 2: to opt out of. And I don't believe that that
Speaker 2: is easy for the customer to opt out of because
Speaker 2: it's automatically on there. And you know what it's like
Speaker 2: when you the whole psychology of even you know, doing
Speaker 2: direct debit for streamers and stuff. The thing is, once
Speaker 2: they've got you, you never get out of them. Nope,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. You never put your hand
Speaker 2: up and go, oh, actually, you know, I don't want
Speaker 2: this anymore. Just too hid And that's what this restaurant
Speaker 2: is is counting on. People are cranky about it. The
Speaker 2: restaurant says, look, you know, it's very clear at the
Speaker 2: time of booking, at the at the desk, when you
Speaker 2: you know, check in, when we take you to your table.
Speaker 2: It's written clearly on the on the bill. I don't
Speaker 2: think it is, and you know, customers don't have to
Speaker 2: do it, but it's it's we've put it in there
Speaker 2: to reward our staff, which is noble. However, tipping as
Speaker 2: a thing comes from America, and the reason it is
Speaker 2: how it is over there, is that the entire structure
Speaker 2: of hospitality is different.
Speaker 3: Exactly, it is different.
Speaker 2: They've paid a certain amount per hour, and the people
Speaker 2: who go to that restaurant and have been raised in
Speaker 2: that culture understand that they make up the rest right, yes,
Speaker 2: of these people's salary. You must pay that extra. In
Speaker 2: this country, there's an hourly rate, there's a ward rate,
Speaker 2: of award wages, whatever. It's all built in. And I
Speaker 2: still tip, but in Australia it's got to be on merit.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 4: And there's a we live in a world now when
Speaker 4: you go to pay for your dinner bill if you
Speaker 4: are out for dinner for lunch, where the waiter or
Speaker 4: waitress hands you the f POS machine and watches for
Speaker 4: which tab you're going to click? Is it five percent?
Speaker 4: Is it fifteen percent? Is it thirty percent? And it
Speaker 4: wigs you out because you're like, well, actually, you weren't
Speaker 4: that great, And I don't really want to tip you,
Speaker 4: and I don't necessarily have the phones to, but I'm
Speaker 4: embarrassed not to because you're standing there, so I'm going to. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's such a tricky scenario.
Speaker 2: Think that, like tipping is a tipping as a thing
Speaker 2: on the ft poss machine. I think that should.
Speaker 4: I agree, because I just think that goes straight to
Speaker 4: the business owner if IW on it.
Speaker 2: That's what I think.
Speaker 4: Jess, who's been an absolute legend. We've had a laugh
Speaker 4: with her for a couple of hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to slip your twenty bucks.
Speaker 4: That should be too directly to her. And let's make
Speaker 4: tipping old school man. Let's keep it to cash.
Speaker 2: I agree, I absolutely agree. I have a little bit
Speaker 2: of cash in my bum bag and specifically for Facebook
Speaker 2: market person.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show give away
Speaker 1: a car.
Speaker 5: Go beyond expectations with the vyd Sea Lime six plug
Speaker 5: in hybrid Stvrissy chrissys byd pick up.
Speaker 2: I am a Sea Lion six. They are a sexy
Speaker 2: a sexy beast Nicole. Have you've seen the mountain about
Speaker 2: on the road and of your thought I'm going to
Speaker 2: win that?
Speaker 6: I have and I have I want to win it.
Speaker 2: They're so gorgeous, aren't they they are? Now? Why would
Speaker 2: you like a new look?
Speaker 6: I love going on road trips with my girlfriends, but
Speaker 6: my car is pretty tiny and not you know, nice
Speaker 6: like there ones, So it'd be nice to get a
Speaker 6: nice new car that's a bit bigger to be able
Speaker 6: to volunteer and take them on the road trip.
Speaker 2: Oh, wouldn't that be great? It's like girls aren't driving
Speaker 2: this time. Yep. How many are in your girl group?
Speaker 6: Oho? There's three or four depending on the day.
Speaker 2: It's like Filma and Louise and Thelma and Louise. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: And this b y d C Line six, the plug
Speaker 4: in hybrid has a thousand kilometers of range.
Speaker 6: So cool, we can go so far then new road trip?
Speaker 3: Exactly you can.
Speaker 2: Nicole, you are officially in the draw for this. You are? Eh?
Speaker 2: I thank you, Crispy Wow, so exciting.
Speaker 3: Good luck, Nicole.
Speaker 4: Make sure you were listening next Friday, because I'm not
Speaker 4: sure if you've heard, but we're actually going to be
Speaker 4: driving this car to the winner's house.
Speaker 2: Make sure you blow around the drive. I don't want
Speaker 2: to be embarrassed the.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's go quicking.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's clique bait.
Speaker 2: While since I've heard Arnold Schwarzenegger's he's sat down with
Speaker 2: I always forget the name of this show. It's like
Speaker 2: it slips my mind. What happens?
Speaker 3: No, watch what happens.
Speaker 2: Like what happens like, because I want to be like,
Speaker 2: what happens next? What in the world is going on
Speaker 2: with Andy Colch? You just get no idea.
Speaker 4: It's a great show, but I feel like it's designed
Speaker 4: for Bravo fans because it's generally just.
Speaker 3: How's Wives and vander Punk Rules stars.
Speaker 2: Et Cetera agreed, but you know, Arnold Schwarzenegger is the
Speaker 2: gift that keeps on giving his sat down and really
Speaker 2: answered some of the questions that we've always wanted to know,
Speaker 2: like what was the favorite movie that he's ever released?
Speaker 8: You know, I don't have a favorite. Sometimes you have
Speaker 8: a favorite movie. Letsilla to Aminta two and it was
Speaker 8: a miserable the film. I did not have a good
Speaker 8: time doing that in full are enjoyed from day one
Speaker 8: through the last day of filming. I enjoyed there. It
Speaker 8: was just so funny of it. The cast and the
Speaker 8: pig on the set.
Speaker 2: Was so funny. With that cast, he seems like a
Speaker 2: really nice man. He does, because it's very easy to
Speaker 2: forget that scandal. Yes, that he had a full relationship
Speaker 2: and a second family with the with the highed help. Yeah,
Speaker 2: look extraordinary.
Speaker 3: It happens.
Speaker 2: It does happen, you know, it does happen.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of Fuba though, No.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, is he there to plug it? Like there's
Speaker 2: two seasons. It started in twenty twenty three. Maybe there's
Speaker 2: a second season or something coming.
Speaker 3: He's on message.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like that to me because nobody's heard
Speaker 2: of Fuba. No, ha's got the pig on the set.
Speaker 3: Everyone's so much fun, I know.
Speaker 2: Also, I mean, how much fun is a pig on
Speaker 2: the set? Also? He talked about how much money he
Speaker 2: got from the film that made in the most money.
Speaker 3: What film earned the biggest paycheck?
Speaker 8: Number one? It was Twins, Yes, yead Twins. Because we
Speaker 8: had got no money and no salary. You got to
Speaker 8: play with ownership exactly visits the back end, and it
Speaker 8: was fantastic. We went all the way through the bank
Speaker 8: with that one.
Speaker 3: Yes, did you make more than twenty million on that one?
Speaker 8: We have much more coming though, more than forty million.
Speaker 8: It was more than that years. It was more than
Speaker 8: any movie I've ever made.
Speaker 2: Hundreds of millions. Apparently, Wow, have you seen it? Twins?
Speaker 8: Never?
Speaker 2: Do you know the premise?
Speaker 3: No? Because it's Jenny DeVito as well.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, so Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are twins separated
Speaker 2: at birth. It's the funniest film. I remember when it
Speaker 2: came out. I just couldn't believe my eyes.
Speaker 3: Nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 4: Is it one of those films though that like, I
Speaker 4: will go back and watch him think it's lame.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I don't stand the testimony.
Speaker 2: Yees, yeah, some of them don't age.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it would. I think it
Speaker 2: would stand up. I do because Danny DeVito is always
Speaker 2: funny and Arnold's a great actor. You can't take that
Speaker 2: away from him.
Speaker 3: And his son is now as well. I really enjoyed
Speaker 3: his sogning the White Lotus.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did see in that little thing. What one
Speaker 2: of the viewer questions was, what was it really like
Speaker 2: to see that awkward scene that really is in White Loadus?
Speaker 2: And I want to know his answer. I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 3: Let's let's you want to find out at three fifty and clickbait. Yes,
Speaker 3: let's do that. Let's listen in it out because I'm
Speaker 3: interested as well.
Speaker 2: Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger said gorgeous things about Miley Cyrus. He dated,
Speaker 2: she dated his son for a while and he was
Speaker 2: just absolutely glowing, glowing. I like that.
Speaker 3: That's him quite respectable.
Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos and Laurence Santrell are going ahead with their
Speaker 2: wedding in Venice, despite Venetians being very very upset about it.
Speaker 2: Hung a little banner over the poncho or something saying
Speaker 2: no space for Bezos, get it, yeah, but to conquer that,
Speaker 2: I think he has sent a little note everybody that
Speaker 2: is joining him in his nuptills. He says, we're excited
Speaker 2: for you to join us. We've got one earlier request.
Speaker 2: Please no gifts.
Speaker 4: I mean, mate, in what world are people bringing you
Speaker 4: to a gift?
Speaker 2: I mean, there is no Stanley Rogers Cutler reset for you,
Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 4: Although I would love to rock up with a card
Speaker 4: with an Amazon voucherina haha.
Speaker 3: Or yes, space ship, just send them both back to space.
Speaker 2: Just slow cooking, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they're saying, you know, please no gifts, just donate
Speaker 2: to the Venice office of your NESCo. Talking about, you know,
Speaker 2: maintaining the beautiful waterways, La la la. The I mean
Speaker 2: that has clearly been leaked to the media they have done.
Speaker 2: The people of Venice off there, that's a pr exercise.
Speaker 2: And what would you like to say about the design?
Speaker 4: So offended and upset with the graphic and like we've
Speaker 4: just established this is a they know this has been leated,
Speaker 4: they've put this out there, but the graphic they have
Speaker 4: released it on is disgusting. It's a white square with
Speaker 4: like writing shore. But these ugly butterfly pictures some ugly
Speaker 4: Venetian boats.
Speaker 2: I've got to say.
Speaker 4: It's so we live in a world where canvar is
Speaker 4: so readily available, your billionaires pay a graphic designer.
Speaker 2: The font choice is unforgivable.
Speaker 3: What do you think what font is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's cursive, something like for the Love
Speaker 2: of God's Century, Gothic or health the minimum.
Speaker 4: Good afternoon, Welcome to the Christy Swan Treswani has a
Speaker 4: dim sim in the mouth.
Speaker 3: Let's just be real about it.
Speaker 2: Take that back. It is a tune of Sandwich. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we've just spotted an amazing shoot. Is it Roberto
Speaker 2: Cavali and Skims and Skims? So it is Kim Kardashian
Speaker 2: and her mom Chris Jenna in the most fabulous retro kitchen.
Speaker 2: The shoot is incredible, and I've just realized the photograph
Speaker 2: that Chris Jenna took into that New Surgeon, Yeah, was
Speaker 2: Natalie Wood. A picture of Natalie Wood, who was an
Speaker 2: actress from the sixties, seventies and eighties. She was married
Speaker 2: to Robert Wagner. And that now that Chris's face has
Speaker 2: settled in too young, No, I'm to eighties, eightiesnt Wood. Yep,
Speaker 2: that's who she's. That is absolutely who she said. Make
Speaker 2: me look like her?
Speaker 3: You think, wow? Yeah, how she does look a lot
Speaker 3: like her.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I still think it was just Lindsay though, No Natalie,
Speaker 4: would there you go? Yeah, coming up before four o'clock,
Speaker 4: we're going to ask you whether you're heartless?
Speaker 3: Are you are highless person?
Speaker 2: Are you a tough cookie? Are you known as taking
Speaker 2: no prisoners? I think I need some lessons from you.
Speaker 4: We'll be doing that before four. But next Chrissy's Crazy
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty four to ten. If you would like a
Speaker 4: limited edition bum bag, I'm sure I will find something
Speaker 4: else to put in there. It's quite cold and wintery
Speaker 4: in a lot of places today. Perhaps a pass to
Speaker 4: go and see Brad Pitt in the movie.
Speaker 2: That'll hit you up.
Speaker 3: Sure, well the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Hearing a lot about Katie Perry splitting from Orlando Bloom,
Speaker 2: but not too much more about Chris Martin.
Speaker 3: And Dakota da Johnson. I like those two as a couple,
Speaker 3: Chris and Dakota too.
Speaker 2: I like to think of them still together. And that's
Speaker 2: how I'm going to deal with.
Speaker 3: It, because we're the Lulu ha.
Speaker 2: Chrissies Quizzy. Hello, Thomas Hello, how are Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 2: If you got a dog? Have you got a dog? Tom?
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, I do.
Speaker 2: I think that that is what you're going to use
Speaker 2: this bum bag for your little pooh bags. It's a
Speaker 2: bum bag and a Pooh bag and doggie treat. Yes,
Speaker 2: good luck with it. Thomas. Hello, Nat Hello, I was
Speaker 2: just talking. I was talking about a very famous Natalie
Speaker 2: at the at the top of three o'clock, Natalie Would,
Speaker 2: I reckon Chris. Jenna has asked for her face to
Speaker 2: be stitched onto her own. Do you know? Do you
Speaker 2: know Natalie Would the old Hollywood star who died very
Speaker 2: tragically and mysteriously. Actually, there's a Google in that for you. Jack.
Speaker 9: Actually don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh, you got to google it. You got to google
Speaker 2: it if you knows.
Speaker 3: Natalie Nataline Tom. I'm going to say they both sound
Speaker 3: really defeated on this Wednesday. Has it been a rough
Speaker 3: Has it been a rough week?
Speaker 4: Tom?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's been rough.
Speaker 2: It's been rough. It's about to get rougher because I
Speaker 2: can't find my questions.
Speaker 3: Why's your week being rough?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: Just kids, I've just got a kid a sleep in
Speaker 9: the car now, but will be very got exactly I got?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are so naughty? All right? Your names are?
Speaker 2: Your buzzer is the best of five, meaning the first
Speaker 2: person to get three on scret? How old is the
Speaker 2: sleeping child? How old is this? Yeah? No, you question.
Speaker 11: I'm very defeated this week.
Speaker 3: I can tell how old is your kidnaped?
Speaker 2: I didn't have to answered anyway, you know how it works.
Speaker 2: Question number one? Whereabouts Jeff? Sorry, there's a typo on
Speaker 2: my questions. Whereabouts are Jess Besils? Whereabouts are Jeff Bezos
Speaker 2: and Laurence Sanchez gearing up to get married? What city?
Speaker 2: Italian city? Yes, nap it is venus. Question number two?
Speaker 2: Which element is said to keep bones strong?
Speaker 5: Tom?
Speaker 2: Yes? Tom?
Speaker 5: Calcium?
Speaker 2: It is calcium. Question number three four years ago today,
Speaker 2: It's Sheeran released this song. What's it called bad? Heabits?
Speaker 2: Little Tom? It is bad habits. It's your worst habits.
Speaker 10: Yeah, worst. Oh, I'm not sure that's a good quite.
Speaker 2: I reckon your your nose picker up to the second knuckle.
Speaker 2: You know those ones.
Speaker 3: Don't know, don't? I hate?
Speaker 4: That's something else. I hate the chat. No, no, nose picking.
Speaker 3: I can't do. I can't do it. It is just
Speaker 3: it's so awful.
Speaker 4: And if I see someone doing it, I really have
Speaker 4: to think about whether I ever speak to them again,
Speaker 4: because it's crook.
Speaker 3: Get a tissue, your absolute beast.
Speaker 2: That way you pull up with the red light, don't
Speaker 2: and someone's having quiet moment with their inext finger.
Speaker 3: No, it's really grotty the way there, and.
Speaker 2: Then you look, guys with the New York I pretend
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 3: No, I hate it so much, do you know? I
Speaker 3: remember in school?
Speaker 4: I remember for kiding the classes picking their nose cup
Speaker 4: at the teacher and be like, are you going to.
Speaker 2: Quick is expelled?
Speaker 3: Seriously disgusting behavior.
Speaker 4: Tom.
Speaker 3: You don't pick your nose do your brother?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 10: No, not a nosepicker.
Speaker 2: Question number four Which music Icon has this week confirmed
Speaker 2: the Mini Residency in Las Vegas, and by Mini Residency, it's.
Speaker 4: Six dollon alrighty one point to two points to Tom.
Speaker 3: Question number five, in.
Speaker 2: Which country is the taj Mahal situated?
Speaker 3: Tom just got in there?
Speaker 2: It is in India. That's cracked it that said that
Speaker 2: did get in there first? I think I don't know
Speaker 2: who cares. Yes, we'll get you a very nice prize, Natalie.
Speaker 4: Yes, Tom, you have won the limited edition bum bag
Speaker 4: and a double pass to f One the movie only
Speaker 4: in cinemas during.
Speaker 2: Twenty and the box of tissues in case you pull
Speaker 2: up at a red light and Jack's next to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's disgusting.
Speaker 4: But Noah, would you like to go and see Brad
Speaker 4: Pitt's new film or would you like to see Don't
Speaker 4: Miss Smurfs?
Speaker 6: Ah the Smith?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Do you have won a family pass that's like four
Speaker 4: tickets to Don't Miss Smurf in cinemas this July school
Speaker 4: holidays coming for us?
Speaker 3: That sounds land.
Speaker 2: Where we belong. With the Smurf songs first single I ever.
Speaker 3: Got, Wow, that was quite so your dogging.
Speaker 2: Just like gous No we Smurf. It's much less fuss.
Speaker 3: Right, got three seconds? Keep going?
Speaker 2: Do you dole things that weird?
Speaker 3: Don't?
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Shows, The Crissy.
Speaker 2: Swan Show Full Disclosure, We've lost our minds, We've.
Speaker 4: Lost our minds and Swanny. Before we get to this segment,
Speaker 4: I've got to tell you I thought of you this
Speaker 4: morning when I was doing my TV stuff because we
Speaker 4: were in the break and commercial was playing, and they're
Speaker 4: so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they're so long, and they're so long.
Speaker 4: Anyway, this woman came on with this British accent and
Speaker 4: said something and I started to feeling myself cry and
Speaker 4: you were alive on it all about to be and
Speaker 4: I just started thinking of you and Tom because of
Speaker 4: my life so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Just listen to what this infomercial sounded like.
Speaker 2: I want you to sit on it with these two
Speaker 2: raw eggs.
Speaker 3: I'm going to sit on the eggs.
Speaker 2: Yes you are, sit on them, sit on them, sit
Speaker 2: on them. I want you just sit on it with
Speaker 2: these two raw eggs.
Speaker 8: I'm going to sit on the eggs.
Speaker 2: Yes you are, sit on them, sit on them. Please
Speaker 2: tell me what was going on now? I'm so intrigued.
Speaker 2: What was she selling? What was who was talking.
Speaker 3: It was something that you'd put on your chair like.
Speaker 4: It looked like just a door mat to absorbly quids.
Speaker 3: So she made him sit on it.
Speaker 2: Absorbly quids were so chair.
Speaker 4: Oh, I just had to really think of some dark
Speaker 4: thoughts to pull my self back.
Speaker 2: Really dead kittens, that's my thing.
Speaker 3: Well you went to the top.
Speaker 2: There's deaf con four ten? Are you heartless? Are you heartless?
Speaker 2: Would you listen to that story and just not even
Speaker 2: crack a smile, not even do someone a favor.
Speaker 4: Because people might sometimes think you and I sound heartless.
Speaker 3: But we aren't. We aren't it all?
Speaker 2: We answered all. There is a story that is circulating
Speaker 2: that we've been talking about. She it's a girl. Woman
Speaker 2: is saying, am I heartless? Or am I normal? Imagine
Speaker 2: this scenario. You've got your apartment, you live in it,
Speaker 2: you're cooking and paying everything done. There is a spare bedroom.
Speaker 2: Your little sister quits her job in the middle of
Speaker 2: a shift. Now your little sister doesn't have any savings,
Speaker 2: she's got nowhere to go. Of course, you say, come
Speaker 2: and stay with me while you sort yourself out. No worries.
Speaker 2: She did that. So there's two sisters living at home.
Speaker 2: Ones got to act together and paying the rent. And
Speaker 2: the little sister has quit her job in the middle.
Speaker 1: Of a shift.
Speaker 3: Not great.
Speaker 2: After two weeks, nothing is being done. The big sister
Speaker 2: is like, ah, you're just sleeping all the time. I'm
Speaker 2: still I'm paying for everything. You haven't even started looking
Speaker 2: for a job. I'm going to start charging you rent,
Speaker 2: very very modest. But I can't keep paying for all
Speaker 2: the food and all the bills and everything while you're
Speaker 2: just sleeping all day and you're playing video games and
Speaker 2: not contributing.
Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 2: The little sister lost her mind and said, you're so heartless,
Speaker 2: and the big sister the big sisters like am I am?
Speaker 2: I actually what I would not do that what the
Speaker 2: big sister did, because I am a dormer, sits on
Speaker 2: it and I have I just would never do that.
Speaker 2: I would just take it and take it and take
Speaker 2: it and take it and take it.
Speaker 4: I think with my sister Georgia, there would be like
Speaker 4: a month there and if I had not seen her actively,
Speaker 4: oh no, but then I probably know I would just
Speaker 4: let her stay.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, well, you.
Speaker 2: Would just call Wendy and Dave and say listen, she's
Speaker 2: leeching off me. Someone's going to have to pay and
Speaker 2: it's you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, correct, that's what I would do. Ad outsource. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I to mom and dad.
Speaker 2: But having said that, I would never do what this
Speaker 2: big sister is doing. But she is one hundred percent right.
Speaker 3: So you disagree with people that are calling her heartless.
Speaker 2: Yes, she is doing the right thing. This is the
Speaker 2: right thing. She's worked very hard historically to get to
Speaker 2: where she is. It's not the thing is that sister
Speaker 2: is not her child. She is not obligated to look
Speaker 2: after her. That little sister needs to go back to
Speaker 2: mom and dad because that's that's where the obligation is.
Speaker 4: But if mum and dad wasn't an option, I would
Speaker 4: hope that my sister would let me stay.
Speaker 2: Yes, but what this person is doing is right is
Speaker 2: saying yes you can stay here, but you have to
Speaker 2: contribute something. Yeah, okay, But I would never do it
Speaker 2: because I am pathetic. I want to hear. I want
Speaker 2: to hear from people that are not pathetic like me.
Speaker 2: Have you been accused of being heartless? Have you been
Speaker 2: accused of being hard nosed to business like?
Speaker 4: If you're family like to remain anonymous, you absolutely can.
Speaker 4: But just for sharing your heartless story with us, we're
Speaker 4: going to give you one hundred bucks to spend at
Speaker 4: shell Ready Expresses one.
Speaker 2: So we're all taking a masterclass in being a little
Speaker 2: bit of a hard nose been heartless because I am very,
Speaker 2: very soft. But I don't feel hard done by. I
Speaker 2: just feel like, if I can help someone, why wouldn't I.
Speaker 2: That's my default. Yes, I need to wind back from
Speaker 2: like that's where I start. Yes, I can, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: come come come yes, yes, And so I need to
Speaker 2: wind that back.
Speaker 3: That's why you're trying to say I can't at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm really trying to. It's very hard for me.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm going to be able to do it.
Speaker 2: By the way, Yeah, I've come to that conclusion I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do that. But we're trying to learn how
Speaker 2: to be a little bit more heartless.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten, in the words of Kanye West,
Speaker 4: do you heartless n Melanie?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: So this story that I just told about a bigger
Speaker 2: sister taking in a little sister who quit in the
Speaker 2: middle of a shift. Little sister's taken advantage. I think
Speaker 2: hasn't even got out of bed for two weeks, and
Speaker 2: the big sisters starting to say, well, guess what I'm
Speaker 2: going to charge you some rent? My god, all hell
Speaker 2: broke loose. Sound familiar very much so.
Speaker 11: I'm the oldest of fourth of four kids. I've had
Speaker 11: every one of my siblings live with me at some
Speaker 11: point or another, and it got to the stage where
Speaker 11: I've had to kick him out on their arms with me.
Speaker 2: Was it all for the same reasons?
Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, pretty much. They're all hard done by.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 11: I left home when I was thirteen, and you know,
Speaker 11: was able to look after myself and do everything myself.
Speaker 11: And when my siblings got a bit older they needed somewhere,
Speaker 11: I took them in. And yeah, it got too much
Speaker 11: by the time I had kids in that and I
Speaker 11: was still looking after my siblings. I just said I
Speaker 11: can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: How long did they stay for? On average?
Speaker 11: Probably about three years?
Speaker 3: Wow? Wow?
Speaker 2: And did they ever help with your kids or anything?
Speaker 11: Yes? And no, you unreliable very much sooth?
Speaker 2: And do you still have.
Speaker 11: I own a house up in the country and my
Speaker 11: youngest sister lives in it, and my husband won't let
Speaker 11: me put the rent up even though it's costing us
Speaker 11: with the land rates and the water rates.
Speaker 3: It sounds like affair.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so Mel, if you had your time again
Speaker 2: and the first sibling came to you and said, hey, Mel, boohoo,
Speaker 2: I need to stay with you, what would you say.
Speaker 11: I would set some very strong rules down straight off
Speaker 11: the bat.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's a good lesson.
Speaker 3: Yeah that is that's a good.
Speaker 4: Now you've got one hundred dollars to spend at Shelready Express.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't mess with Mel Maria. Are you heartless?
Speaker 11: So I don't think I'm heartless.
Speaker 7: My daughter wants me to buy everything organic, and I mean,
Speaker 7: I'm all about saving the planet and finding use doo
Speaker 7: good things like that. But when you're doing groceries and
Speaker 7: it's costing you, you know, three four hundred dollars for
Speaker 7: you know, you now for three nights worth of groceries,
Speaker 7: it's like I am not buying organic Eva, I'm not
Speaker 7: buying organic whatever. Like you know, just kind of bort it.
Speaker 2: Happy to be so.
Speaker 11: Heartless?
Speaker 7: Do you say you buy it?
Speaker 3: If you.
Speaker 2: And what did she what does she say when you
Speaker 2: say that?
Speaker 7: Oh she says, she goes, Oh my god, you're so tight,
Speaker 7: and I said, well, you go and buy it and.
Speaker 11: Let's see how you can send like youre enough.
Speaker 7: She hasn't got it.
Speaker 2: That tell you what My daughter's got me wrapped around.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's twelve. Imagine what she's going to
Speaker 2: be asking for when she's twenty two. And I'll be saying, yes.
Speaker 4: One hundred bucks suspended. She already express for you, Maria.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Georgia.
Speaker 2: Georgia from Kalinga. My grand lived in Kalinga.
Speaker 9: Oh god, Oh it's a lovely area.
Speaker 2: Are you How close are you to Kent Road?
Speaker 9: Not too close, it's put at the other end.
Speaker 2: Ah really Park Avenue, Yes, I know.
Speaker 3: Well Georgia. Are you heartless?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 9: I'm not heartless. But my older sister is. When I
Speaker 9: was about twenty one twenty two, I moved to London
Speaker 9: and she was already living there with her boyfriend. They
Speaker 9: bought a house together and they had a their bedroom
Speaker 9: and so I arrived there and after a week staying
Speaker 9: with them, they hit me up for rent and they
Speaker 9: were like, you need to start paying rent. And I
Speaker 9: didn't have a job yet.
Speaker 2: No, well you just got home from the airport.
Speaker 9: Literally, and so yeah, and I was like, I can't
Speaker 9: afford to pay one hundred pounds a week rent and
Speaker 9: they said, well, then you've got to move out. And
Speaker 9: I said, are you going to rent the room to
Speaker 9: anyone else? And they were like no, and they never did,
Speaker 9: so they kicked me out. The room stayed vagent and
Speaker 9: I ended up having to like couch there for like
Speaker 9: six weeks with friends that I'd made whilst I'd been traveling,
Speaker 9: and till I could, you know, get a job that
Speaker 9: earned enough money to pay my own rent.
Speaker 2: Okay, So how long ago was this? I'm really intrigued
Speaker 2: by this. How long ago?
Speaker 9: Well, nearly twenty years ago?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 9: Turned for all?
Speaker 2: Right? So now, god, you were what nineteen or twenty
Speaker 2: when you arrived in London.
Speaker 9: And probably like twenty one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was it the boyfriend and influencing her? Or is that
Speaker 2: just yeah?
Speaker 9: Look I like to think it was. Then you're married
Speaker 9: and have three children. But honestly, like, I still feel
Speaker 9: sick about it, and like I've tried to sort of
Speaker 9: it's been years, trying to put it behind me, but
Speaker 9: I just can't get over it because it was so heartless.
Speaker 9: I was like, oh my god, you have you said
Speaker 9: to her.
Speaker 2: How could you have you sung this song to her?
Speaker 9: No? No, I think it's just when I know, like
Speaker 9: when you're an adult, whether you just like pretend these
Speaker 9: things never happen.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you must not. You must not pretend.
Speaker 2: You've got to You've got to bring it up with her,
Speaker 2: you must.
Speaker 9: I think we need to go see a psychologist.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, she will want to talk about it, and
Speaker 2: you know what, you'll probably find that she'll go, that's
Speaker 2: not how it happened at all, and her recollection will
Speaker 2: be so different, and it'll be so good to talk about.
Speaker 2: If you want a way to do it, why don't
Speaker 2: you do what that guy did in Love? Actually, just
Speaker 2: write it on signs and stand in their street and
Speaker 2: make them read it.
Speaker 3: George hilarious.
Speaker 4: I feel sad for you, So I'm going to send
Speaker 4: you a five hundred dollars voucher from Winning Appliances Shop
Speaker 4: end of financial offer offers to create your dream home
Speaker 4: and send your sister photos of that of your dream home.
Speaker 3: Winning Appliances The.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show. Let's go take him there, Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about ANLD Schwarzenegger again he's obviously
Speaker 2: doing the rounds for something not nonered percent.
Speaker 4: Sure, keep going, keep going, deep go what I'm just
Speaker 4: reading that we can talk about Hugh Jackman and Dead next.
Speaker 4: We were just talking about it.
Speaker 3: Just got to kick Now we might.
Speaker 2: Not be who knows that I'm going to surprise you
Speaker 2: with who I mentioned next? Anyway, I wrote down the
Speaker 2: name of that show so that I don't get it wrong.
Speaker 2: Don't don't tell me Dwight Lotus. No, he went on
Speaker 2: Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you got it.
Speaker 2: Yes, So he went on that, And we've already spoken
Speaker 2: about it in the prival hour. But I wanted to
Speaker 2: know what Arnold thought of his son being in such
Speaker 2: a confronting scene in White Lotus. What was your honest
Speaker 2: reaction to your son Patrick's brotherly loved scene in the
Speaker 2: White Lotus?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 8: Again, I mean he looked at my career and he said,
Speaker 8: well help daddy, so amaze what me doing it too?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Exactly?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you have a did you have a brotherly love
Speaker 2: scene in your career?
Speaker 8: The brotherly but I mean the way I exposed myself?
Speaker 8: Yes a few times.
Speaker 10: Yes, if you helped daddy I just don't. I don't
Speaker 10: think that's what he thought.
Speaker 2: I just loved this. He thought that he was being
Speaker 2: asked about how did you feel about seeing your son's
Speaker 2: giral on television? That wasn't what he very are But
Speaker 2: that's what if it helps.
Speaker 3: Ernie.
Speaker 4: And also I love when Andy Commeny is interviewing guests
Speaker 4: and they give nonsensical answers. Yeah, he's a little bit like,
Speaker 4: he gets a bit like he's like, yes, okay, what
Speaker 4: are you actually talking about?
Speaker 3: Arnie?
Speaker 2: You know that reminds me. The way he says reminds
Speaker 2: me of my favorite artifles nigger film is Kindergarten Cop Okay,
Speaker 2: And he plays like a you know, a kindy teacher
Speaker 2: and it's hysterical and one of the lines made my
Speaker 2: best friends still say it all the time to each other.
Speaker 2: He goes, who's my d and what does it do?
Speaker 2: Who is my mother? And anyway, I told you, what's
Speaker 2: surprise you with the next story, and it is, of course,
Speaker 2: Hugh Jackman in Everlick Forness. What's the update officially finalized
Speaker 2: their divorce. It's very sad.
Speaker 3: It's really sad, and I wish them all the best
Speaker 3: for their future. Relationships. We're getting out of here.
Speaker 2: And we are going to go because she has asked specifically.
Speaker 2: Damn has.
Speaker 3: Regulates even the needs.
Speaker 2: Have a great night. The Chrissy Swan Show is a
Speaker 2: Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows like this, head
Speaker 2: to Nova podcast dot com. Dore You