Speaker 1: Is the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, welcome to your Monday. I've got The highlight
Speaker 2: of my weekend is one standalone culinary moment.
Speaker 3: Give it to me it.
Speaker 2: I've long said it's the world's most perfect food, and
Speaker 2: it's been a while between having them, and I absolutely,
Speaker 2: one hundred percent believe that this is the world's finest food.
Speaker 3: And I ate it on Sunday potato cakes.
Speaker 1: No Oh. It was a coals thin sausage.
Speaker 2: One night in nine a kilo maybe, and a fresh
Speaker 2: white supermarket piece of bread with the crusts cut off
Speaker 2: and a big squirt of tomato sauce.
Speaker 1: I was in raptures.
Speaker 2: It must have been about five months, I reckon since
Speaker 2: I've had one.
Speaker 3: I know last I had a sausage and bread. I
Speaker 3: think I had three because I just was like, these
Speaker 3: are everything.
Speaker 1: It's perfect.
Speaker 2: It's perfect, it's salty, it's fatty, it's soft. With the bread,
Speaker 2: it's sweet and with the tomato. It's just the world's
Speaker 2: most perfect food. And I was just so happy in
Speaker 2: that moment, and.
Speaker 3: Like, don't ask what's in the sausage? Who cares?
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 3: My weekend highlight was singing karaoke on Friday night and
Speaker 3: my voice is yet to recover. So I just want
Speaker 3: to put that out there. Now.
Speaker 1: Did you rip out your favorite I did?
Speaker 3: The rest are still unwritten.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about something.
Speaker 2: I saw something on Instagram and I've got a question
Speaker 2: in Sagoday.
Speaker 1: I just want to hear from you. If you're under
Speaker 1: five foot tall.
Speaker 3: Our short queens and short kings, jump on the line thirteen.
Speaker 2: We've got prizes for you, and we'll reach up highing
Speaker 2: and pass them to you.
Speaker 1: It's no problem.
Speaker 2: I saw a little snippet of footage of Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: and her little Bffa Carpenter singing together, and I watched
Speaker 2: it four times because Sabrina Carpenter is the smallest person
Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, she's tiny, but
Speaker 2: she's five foot There's people shorter than that, and I
Speaker 2: just want to know what's it like to be so small?
Speaker 1: It has been such a behemoth, you know.
Speaker 3: Let's take your calls next to.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's say gooday, Chrissy say today. Look, if you spent
Speaker 2: any time on Instagram on the weekend, you may or
Speaker 2: may not have been served a little bit of footage
Speaker 2: of a Sabrina Carpenter and Taylor Swift singing together on stage.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful, their friends, It's a lovely moment. I
Speaker 2: could not hear a single note of any of them
Speaker 2: singing because I was spellbound by the pint sisory of
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter. Now I know in her lyrics she says
Speaker 2: that she's five foot exact whatever, But to see there,
Speaker 2: she's so small.
Speaker 3: And in this performance she did with Taylor, she's in
Speaker 3: a massive heel so like.
Speaker 2: And Taylor's in this Taylor's a tall woman. She's a statue.
Speaker 2: She's a sturdy girl, is Taylor Swift? But I just thought, wow,
Speaker 2: what would it be like to be that small?
Speaker 1: Just for a minute.
Speaker 3: So we are asking you to call us on thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four to ten. If you are a short king
Speaker 3: or queens.
Speaker 1: Say good, ay, tell us how tall you are get
Speaker 1: a prize.
Speaker 2: Hello Amanda, Hello, So you are a little tiny, wee
Speaker 2: wee thing.
Speaker 5: I am a little short person it Now.
Speaker 1: What is your exact height?
Speaker 5: Last time I took my height was a little while
Speaker 5: ago and I was just on five feet tall.
Speaker 2: So you're the same as Sabrina Carpenter tiny teeny What
Speaker 2: is the best thing about being so small? I'm so
Speaker 2: interested because I'm enormous. I've just always been enormous. I've
Speaker 2: got a size twelve foot huge.
Speaker 5: Oh that's my favorite party, having a small foot side five.
Speaker 5: And I can get kids shoes so they're much cheaper,
Speaker 5: and they're still on trend size five.
Speaker 1: And your hands are they little? Like if I held
Speaker 1: your hand would be like having a little poor in
Speaker 1: my hand.
Speaker 5: It would be having like a ten year old wild
Speaker 5: hands and forty six so cute.
Speaker 3: And then we're going to send you a soda stream
Speaker 3: art push for better use those little hands to push
Speaker 3: that soda stream and.
Speaker 1: We might we might get you.
Speaker 2: We might get you a little stool as well, so
Speaker 2: that you can reach it on the bench.
Speaker 1: Vanda, Hi, Tony, Hello, how tall are you time?
Speaker 6: I'm one fifty seven at a stretch about five foot.
Speaker 6: You're pushing it right.
Speaker 7: See.
Speaker 1: My best friend is a little teeny tiny person like that.
Speaker 6: What is work?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 6: I work with kids? What will I say? Kids at
Speaker 6: like twenty four and they're six foot something up under
Speaker 6: their eyes.
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy? Tony?
Speaker 3: Do you enjoy your height, Tony, do you like being short?
Speaker 6: Sometimes it has its benefits. Sometimes I'd like to wear,
Speaker 6: you know, long tights that aren't kids one?
Speaker 1: Do you love that song from My Things from the seventies.
Speaker 3: Doll one no shop people?
Speaker 1: Do you know that song? Tiny so good? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: look that up. Actually I've forgotten how good it is?
Speaker 3: A soda stream art for you as well, Tony. Let's
Speaker 3: finish with Carol.
Speaker 1: Carol, Hello, how tall are you?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, hello Christy O lovely to speak to
Speaker 8: you today.
Speaker 1: Are you a teeny tiny person?
Speaker 8: I'm a teeny twenty one hundred and fifty two centimeters.
Speaker 2: See, I just can't imagine because I'm I'm not ridiculously tall,
Speaker 2: but I'm one seventy six. So there's a whole rule
Speaker 2: of between us, Carol, and yet we are both grown adults.
Speaker 8: We are grown adults, happy as.
Speaker 1: Happy as now.
Speaker 2: What is the best part of being a teeny tiny shorty?
Speaker 8: Well, besides you know the fact that people you know
Speaker 8: in the supermarket and in general, people like to do
Speaker 8: things for you because you usually can't reach them. Travel.
Speaker 8: Travel is unreal as a short person. It is unreal,
Speaker 8: even in a plane, in a train, even in a
Speaker 8: car plenty of leg room.
Speaker 9: You are so uncomfortable and you could almost like a
Speaker 9: normal You're on fire girl, almost like in a normal
Speaker 9: economy seat you could lay down hormost.
Speaker 1: Like a babe.
Speaker 8: I can lay I can lay down across three seats
Speaker 8: and sleep comfortably. You save so much money on you
Speaker 8: don't need first class.
Speaker 1: We don't.
Speaker 8: Little petities don't need first class.
Speaker 3: Carrol is an energizer Bunny. I love it, Carol. We
Speaker 3: are sending you a soda stream art as well. Happy
Speaker 3: Mondays The Chris.
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Speaker 8: Head online or in store to shop now at price Line.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You know I'm about to a paraphrase an article. The
Speaker 2: headline is a couple forced to decide who gets Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift tickets in their divorce settlement.
Speaker 1: Later on in the.
Speaker 2: Article, it says this, The lawyer added, it can be
Speaker 2: as complicated as you want to make it. It can
Speaker 2: be as difficult as you want to make it. Or
Speaker 2: it can be as easy as you want to make it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of divorces thirteen twenty four to ten, what was
Speaker 2: the one sticking point that illogically you.
Speaker 1: Couldn't sort out?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: I love this?
Speaker 2: So this couple were together, bought tickets to the Eras tour.
Speaker 1: She's just hit Canada.
Speaker 3: How is this tour not over?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: My god? And is it over now? And then they
Speaker 1: split up? Sad sad news. Everything else went very smoothly.
Speaker 2: In terms of the settlement and the split of everything.
Speaker 2: The sticking point was this double to Taylor Swift. What
Speaker 2: they'd paid for it is a lot less.
Speaker 1: Than what it's going for now.
Speaker 3: Well, of course, like I want to poopoo this, but
Speaker 3: I kind of get it. It's so hard to get
Speaker 3: your hands on those tickets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for example, the tickets are now worth up to
Speaker 2: thirteen thousand dollars niche.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. Like we thought it was crazy here,
Speaker 1: it's crazy in Canada.
Speaker 3: And I don't because I really don't think she will
Speaker 3: tour for a very long time on nice.
Speaker 1: I don't think so either.
Speaker 2: So they've gone all the way to court about it,
Speaker 2: and unfortunately we can't.
Speaker 1: We don't know.
Speaker 2: Because of client lawyer privilege or whatever what choice they
Speaker 2: went with. But the choices were keep the tickets and
Speaker 2: go together. But I'm going to guess that that's not
Speaker 2: an option because this seems pretty acrimonious.
Speaker 1: Who goes to court over concert tickets?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're going to end up spending potentially more
Speaker 3: than thirteen thousand dollars anyway.
Speaker 1: So that was one option, go together.
Speaker 2: One person buys the ticket at the current market value
Speaker 2: off their X. Okay, I don't think that that's ever
Speaker 2: going to happen, because no X is going to want
Speaker 2: to give a penny, particularly thirteen thousand dollars for a
Speaker 2: concert ticket that they'd already bought at the normal rate.
Speaker 2: And then the other option is they both agree to
Speaker 2: sell the tickets at the current market value and neither
Speaker 2: of them go.
Speaker 3: If you're like a massive tailor fan, though, option for
Speaker 3: you just wouldn't be an option.
Speaker 1: No, it just wouldn't be an option.
Speaker 3: I'd almost just suck it up and go with my
Speaker 3: ex and just if you love her that much and
Speaker 3: you don't want to give up these tickets, just go.
Speaker 1: I think that that's absolutely what I would do, Like.
Speaker 3: Get have a few drinks alone before you go go
Speaker 3: with your friends, rock up, slightly buzzed, don't look at them.
Speaker 3: And then when she's singing yeah, scream it.
Speaker 2: Back at them exactly make it bespoke friendship bracelet that
Speaker 2: just says never call me again.
Speaker 1: Legit something like that.
Speaker 3: And when Reputation, when you're in that ear, I just
Speaker 3: stare at them and scream those lyrics back.
Speaker 2: Listen to Reputation about eight times on the weekend.
Speaker 1: God, that's a good album.
Speaker 3: It's by far her best, and it's all.
Speaker 2: Little nuggets in there that I that you miss. Initially,
Speaker 2: my parents got divorced years ago, decades ago actually, but
Speaker 2: I seem to remember. I was very young when it happened,
Speaker 2: but I seem to remember that they were fixated on
Speaker 2: some tents, t and ts. Who was going to get
Speaker 2: the tents ow. We weren't a big camping family.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine Patty Swan being a camping game.
Speaker 2: But I think that this is what happens to some
Speaker 2: people when they're splitting up. They don't actually care about
Speaker 2: the tent or the Taylor Swift tickets.
Speaker 1: They just want to fight.
Speaker 2: They just want to, you know, and sometimes you just
Speaker 2: you get so you know, fixated on it, you lose
Speaker 2: all logic.
Speaker 3: And if the major cared about the tents and she
Speaker 3: wanted to get at him, what a great thing to do.
Speaker 1: Exactly The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show finally
Speaker 1: was married to one of the hemns with films she married.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they.
Speaker 3: Fought over you know, well, I feel like they did
Speaker 3: because in that music video for slide Away, I think
Speaker 3: there was a great song, a great song and a
Speaker 3: great video. I think there's little like nuggets of what
Speaker 3: there's maybe some art in the pool throne.
Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm going to have to have a
Speaker 2: real deep dive onto that. You are listening to The
Speaker 2: Christy Swan Show on over and we're talking about the
Speaker 2: very weird things that proved to be a sticking point
Speaker 2: in a in a divorce settlement or a breakup, sometimes
Speaker 2: you just cannot let go and neither can your X,
Speaker 2: and you end up in court like this Canadian couple
Speaker 2: who neither one would back down on this to these
Speaker 2: two tickets to a Taylor Swift show that had obviously
Speaker 2: increased in value. They were at thirteen grand. Now crazy,
Speaker 2: they couldn't decide, so they took it to court. That
Speaker 2: is crazy to me.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, but even as an ifty I get it,
Speaker 3: like these Taylor tickets are so hard to come by,
Speaker 3: and I don't like she's not going to tour again
Speaker 3: for a very long time.
Speaker 2: I see I and you know that I am a
Speaker 2: swift to crack through and through. There is nothing that
Speaker 2: is worth fighting over.
Speaker 3: I know. But you're just like that though there's really not.
Speaker 2: Go oh, you seem to want it more than me,
Speaker 2: which is what I can say about everything in the world.
Speaker 3: I know, I go cool, you have it, have it? Yeah? No,
Speaker 3: I whereas I fight, I take it to courts. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Just to really prove a point.
Speaker 2: When someone says to you, oh, I love that shirt,
Speaker 2: do you take it off and give it to them?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, I do.
Speaker 3: I know. I've seen you do it several times.
Speaker 1: Five times in the last fortnight. I'm nothing to wear.
Speaker 3: What did you fight over in the divorce? Everyone that
Speaker 3: gets to air in this segment is going to get
Speaker 3: a double pass to Gladiator too, which is that looks good,
Speaker 3: doesn't it?
Speaker 1: Hey? Linda, Hey, hi, guys, love the show.
Speaker 2: I love you and I love you saying those nice words, Linda.
Speaker 10: Lovely, our friend of mine left or he and his
Speaker 10: partner split up and they decided on everything except Milo.
Speaker 10: They're grudle, so they actually went to court and neither
Speaker 10: would give way, and they ended up having joint custody.
Speaker 10: One week on, one week off.
Speaker 1: Are you joking? That is crazy to me?
Speaker 10: He would drop off Milo at the front door, wait
Speaker 10: till she opened it, and then she'd take him in,
Speaker 10: and then the following week she would drop him off
Speaker 10: at his place for the week.
Speaker 2: Well, I suppose that beats the you know, the the
Speaker 2: sad and sobbing reunions and otherwise at McDonald's car parks,
Speaker 2: which is generally generally where the swapovers happened.
Speaker 1: Oh, Linda, that's crazy, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's a dog a double pasta gladiated too for you, Linda.
Speaker 1: Let's get a dog, have it?
Speaker 3: If you wait so you would give up? Murphy, Yep,
Speaker 3: I can't even argue with you, because I know you would.
Speaker 1: I would because and you know he's my darling.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: But if somebody I don't want to fight, I'll do anything.
Speaker 2: I'll do anything to avoid a fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a week on a week off is just
Speaker 3: annoying having to say your ex every like that's unnecessary.
Speaker 3: All right, Caitlin, what did you fight over in the separation? Oh?
Speaker 11: Hello, are you beautiful people? It wasn't so much as
Speaker 11: a fight as a strange request. My ex wanted us
Speaker 11: to write in our separation financials and paperwork that he
Speaker 11: would he would allow me to keep the iron and
Speaker 11: the ironing board as long as as I eroned his clothes,
Speaker 11: so his shirts and things for special occasions such as
Speaker 11: weddings and funerals.
Speaker 1: I beg your pardon, Well, that was written in a document.
Speaker 11: He wanted it written in a document. I told him
Speaker 11: where he could shove that. But then he came to
Speaker 11: his senses and said, oh no, Look, given that it
Speaker 11: was your great auntie that gifted that to us for
Speaker 11: our wedding, perhaps you keep them, but I can just
Speaker 11: drop round on the morning of weddings and funerals.
Speaker 3: My gosh, he's de Lulu Man. Good on you for separating.
Speaker 11: Thank you the best decision of my last young day.
Speaker 2: I hope you did what I did with my iron
Speaker 2: and ironing board. Is I snipped through the cord and
Speaker 2: I put them on the hard rubbish collection.
Speaker 11: I do love that the kids occasionally opened that cup
Speaker 11: and go, num, what's that call? And what do you
Speaker 11: use that for?
Speaker 3: A double past? The Gladiator too for you, Caitlin, Let's
Speaker 3: finish with Rowan.
Speaker 2: Rowan, what is the weird thing that you could not
Speaker 2: agree on when you split up with your ex?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 12: I got there, you're going, it's not so much an
Speaker 12: agree on. It is part of what I got out
Speaker 12: of my shed. So she cleaned out the shed for
Speaker 12: me and gave all my stuff back, and I got
Speaker 12: my paint gun, which only had half the parts in it.
Speaker 12: So you had the gas, the actual spray gun, and
Speaker 12: then you had bottles of the paint went And she
Speaker 12: gave me the gun, but not the bottle.
Speaker 1: She she may be a bit vindictive, Ryan.
Speaker 12: Oh slightly.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan show that is Charlie XCX. Let's talk
Speaker 2: a bit more about her now. Chrissy Cliche excited when
Speaker 2: Charlie XCX was announced as a host of Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't watched it yet. That's what I'm looking
Speaker 3: forward to doing tonight.
Speaker 1: Are you we're gonna something?
Speaker 3: I am making a vegetable beef stir fry with the
Speaker 3: rice cooker you gave me because I've not used it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna it's going to change your life. You're gonna
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna sit there and then sing to this.
Speaker 2: Which incidentally is one of the songs she performed on
Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1: She looks great, She's naughty. She surprises me.
Speaker 2: Every time I see her perform, I think, is she
Speaker 2: very bad or.
Speaker 7: His?
Speaker 1: That just the vibe.
Speaker 3: That's the vibe in the aesthetic. I understand why you
Speaker 3: might think that, and because the auto tune she does
Speaker 3: go heavy on, but it's just the vibe. I think
Speaker 3: you either get it or you don't, and I don't.
Speaker 3: I think it's fine to not get it.
Speaker 1: I think maybe I don't get it. I get it
Speaker 1: on the radio, I get it on the CD.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get.
Speaker 1: It off on the album.
Speaker 3: Thanks Mom.
Speaker 2: It's a number two in my CD stacker in the
Speaker 2: back of my day, Heads and Charade, No.
Speaker 1: No, I get that.
Speaker 2: But just to see her form live, it looks like
Speaker 2: she doesn't know what she's doing.
Speaker 3: But no, that's the vibe because it's like she's a
Speaker 3: party girl. She's got her shades on. It's as if
Speaker 3: it's two am and she's in the club. Like I've
Speaker 3: never related to something more.
Speaker 2: That is literally two times in the last seven days
Speaker 2: that I've been very old and I don't understand it.
Speaker 3: No, you're very young. We're keeping you young.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. What was the other little bit of
Speaker 1: audio we've got Charlie.
Speaker 3: X yret opening monologue.
Speaker 13: Yes, I want to take a moment to thank someone
Speaker 13: who's been there for me.
Speaker 1: My entire career.
Speaker 13: Auto tune. Auto tune makes everything sound better, even really
Speaker 13: bad news like this.
Speaker 9: Watch I'm breaking up when you give chun a hook
Speaker 9: up with your dad.
Speaker 1: See, she's so funny.
Speaker 2: I love I love it now Bratt the album came
Speaker 2: out for some reason.
Speaker 1: Nobody can stand what it meant. I knew exactly what
Speaker 1: it meant, did you.
Speaker 3: I absolutely wasn't confusing at all.
Speaker 2: But she she's been asked so many times.
Speaker 1: She clears it up. So many people have.
Speaker 13: Asked me what is brat And honestly, it's just like
Speaker 13: an attitude.
Speaker 1: It's a vibe.
Speaker 13: For example, the new Martha Stewart documentary, when Martha gets
Speaker 13: mad about an old magazine article and she says that
Speaker 13: she's glad the journalist who wrote it is dead.
Speaker 1: That is brat, And.
Speaker 13: Then last Friday when that exact journalist responded and.
Speaker 1: Said, hey, I'm alive. That is extremely broke. We have
Speaker 1: to watch that Martha Stewart documentary.
Speaker 3: Okay, tonight, can you clear your schedule tonight?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you another quote I've heard from it?
Speaker 1: I know that we're late.
Speaker 2: What Martha asked someone to do a favor for her
Speaker 2: and he said, yes, I'll do it, but you've got
Speaker 2: to be kind to me.
Speaker 1: And she said, don't worry, I'll do it myself. This
Speaker 1: is the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We've got an action packed our planned for you next up.
Speaker 2: Lots of thrills and spills.
Speaker 3: Yes, Wanny.
Speaker 2: The thrill, of course is Robert irwhen the spill is
Speaker 2: going to come from Julia Morris because I'm a celebrity,
Speaker 2: is coming back, coming back sooner than we expected, which
Speaker 2: is wonderful news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's back to its January time slot. For a
Speaker 3: couple of years there it went to a March start DWN,
Speaker 3: no good, No good, no good.
Speaker 1: Got to be January.
Speaker 2: And I've heard a rumor that a certain brilliant breakdancer
Speaker 2: is going to be entering the jungle.
Speaker 3: Just say a certain breakdancer. The word brilliant probably not required.
Speaker 1: Rag she want a gold medal, didn't she?
Speaker 3: No? No, she wishes.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she was just representing the country, that's right.
Speaker 1: Imagine if she'd won the gold medal, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: who would she have been up against? My cat?
Speaker 3: I can't wait to ask Robert and Julia with her.
Speaker 3: She's going in to the jungle. I really want, I want,
Speaker 3: I would like to see it. What more of her next?
Speaker 3: Chrisy's Quizzy. There is a two hundred dollars Westfield gift
Speaker 3: card inside that bumbag.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: I also sung this on Friday Night, and that's why
Speaker 3: I have no voice.
Speaker 1: Oh dear the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: You just yelled Mike's on, then you get jumped out
Speaker 2: of my skin.
Speaker 8: Infesty music and movies just sent it picks Christmas discus,
Speaker 8: the more reasons to love this season at Westfield?
Speaker 1: Is he your local center today?
Speaker 7: Chrissy's Quizzy?
Speaker 2: You can't say to me, Sawny, just just write a
Speaker 2: new question for question number two. And then while I'm
Speaker 2: deep in concentration and the time is ticking go.
Speaker 3: Why no, because usually to lift the curtain we both
Speaker 3: have our headphones on with like five seconds of the
Speaker 3: end of the song. Yes, so you can scream Mike's
Speaker 3: on to make sure it breaks through the headphone barrier.
Speaker 1: How's your voice going after the car?
Speaker 3: I did some good karaoke on Friday night, but my
Speaker 3: vocal cords have struggled.
Speaker 1: Since Mary, do you love karaoke?
Speaker 6: Look, i'd say no sober, but drunk?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Oh I was drunk. Mary. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: You're heading off to a westfield right now.
Speaker 3: Mary.
Speaker 11: I was literally about to get in the car to
Speaker 11: with up there before it closes to grab a present
Speaker 11: for my daughter, and I heard that there.
Speaker 6: Was a patcher on offer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought, imagine the timing. Would you
Speaker 1: and Alisha? Hello there, Hello? So you're working from home today? Alisha?
Speaker 1: How wonderful. I've never done that? Is it great? It is?
Speaker 11: It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Do you I mean no one's listening? Do you actually
Speaker 1: do any work?
Speaker 12: Sometimes?
Speaker 2: I love the honesty? All right, let is your name's
Speaker 2: your buzzes? It's the best of five, meaning the first
Speaker 2: person to get three answers queck windsa game and it's
Speaker 2: going to walk away with this two one hundred dollars
Speaker 2: Westfield gift card.
Speaker 1: Great at this time of year, my right. Question number one,
Speaker 1: there was a fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tayson
Speaker 1: at the weekend. Who was victorious?
Speaker 3: Hilaria Alicia just got in there, Jake Paul?
Speaker 1: Yes, correct, Apparently the whole thing was a setup.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't get the whole fight thing and
Speaker 3: fighting thing.
Speaker 2: I don't like boxing, and aren't all the games fixed?
Speaker 3: I think there's some I mean games, mate, I was
Speaker 3: watching Charlie XCX things three sixty. You're asking the wrong dude.
Speaker 1: I was cleaning my cupboards.
Speaker 2: Question number two, who lives on the shelf at Christmas?
Speaker 4: To Mary? Yes?
Speaker 2: Mary, Yes, your kids still of the age that you
Speaker 2: have to partake in them.
Speaker 11: But I never got into it.
Speaker 1: I resisted, and I'm so glad you're a wise woman.
Speaker 1: You're a wise woman.
Speaker 2: I just go boots in with everything I really do,
Speaker 2: and then I regret it deeply.
Speaker 3: Question number three.
Speaker 2: Eight years ago today, Billie Eilish released this hit what's
Speaker 2: it called?
Speaker 5: Mary?
Speaker 3: Mary?
Speaker 1: You're not one hundred percent sure, but you can have
Speaker 1: a crack.
Speaker 11: No, so really, I'm just going to name it Billy.
Speaker 6: Let's go for.
Speaker 4: Blue.
Speaker 2: Really try to help you there by turning up the lyrics.
Speaker 2: It's oceanized.
Speaker 3: But Mary Blue one of her best songs, good Greek.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh Mary's a bit cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I that's an album tracks one. Question
Speaker 3: number four, you're both on one point each.
Speaker 2: Pearl Jam front man Eddie Vedder called which afl legend
Speaker 2: onto the stage pleasure?
Speaker 1: Yes, Alicia, it was Jonathan Brown was our friend, the
Speaker 1: big fella, big dog. He would have been like.
Speaker 3: Imagine my voice today today Times twenty exactly. Question number five,
Speaker 3: this is for the winner, Lisha.
Speaker 2: What type of pasta is shaped like little ears?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Mary? What did you say little ears?
Speaker 1: Little ears?
Speaker 11: Oh gosh, that would be.
Speaker 1: A little No, it's the Italian word for ears.
Speaker 3: It's question number six. Two points to Alesia one to marry.
Speaker 1: You know, here's a sweeping statement. I don't like. I
Speaker 1: think it's too chewy.
Speaker 3: I like it with through brocoli pasta. But apart from that, no.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Question number six and weird like that, you're so delightful.
Speaker 1: I just really enjoyed that whole thing. I just watched
Speaker 1: it all unfold I like it with Brocoli pasta.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 2: Question number six, if you have pets, you'll be you'll
Speaker 2: have to sometimes see a vet.
Speaker 1: The word vet is short Mary, Mary, Maryan correct. What
Speaker 1: is the score? This seems to be going a.
Speaker 3: Long time, doesn't it. Robert and Julia are waiting, all right.
Speaker 3: Question number seven is for the win. It is a
Speaker 3: drawer right now, two points each.
Speaker 1: The Big Apple is a nickname for which city? Yes, Alicia,
Speaker 1: New York. It is New York City, Alisha.
Speaker 2: And on a moment too soon, my will to live
Speaker 2: was ebbing away.
Speaker 3: Enjoy Alisha and Mary have fun at Westfield. Anyway, you're
Speaker 3: just going to have to get the credit card out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Chrissy Swan Show, we're welcoming television and Wildlife
Speaker 2: a royalty to the show.
Speaker 1: Julia Morrison, Robert.
Speaker 2: I've been I've been so busy and so preoccupied. I've
Speaker 2: forgotten about Arma, celebrity. Get me out of here. And
Speaker 2: when I realized that the joy was coming back, I
Speaker 2: cannot tell you how excited I am.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 4: Also in January, it's back into January, which means the
Speaker 4: go to bed fight with slightly younger children is over.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for hearing our please, Yes, they
Speaker 4: can't stay up till nine o'clock or ten past nine
Speaker 4: or whatever it ends up being.
Speaker 1: Are just so broken by the end of the series.
Speaker 1: They really are. It's an ordeal. Now we are already
Speaker 1: guessing who's going into speculation salad.
Speaker 2: The entire process of this television show is my favorite.
Speaker 1: Ray Gun the Olympic I want to say.
Speaker 7: There's been a lot of talk about about Raygun. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I hope.
Speaker 3: Well, she certainly won't be getting dancing gigs, so I
Speaker 3: think this could be a good gig for her.
Speaker 1: You never know what she's going to get. She keeps surprising.
Speaker 2: All I can see, though, is that the set is
Speaker 2: made for her. There's that raised wooden platform.
Speaker 7: Well see, I'm a bit of a breakdancer. Not many
Speaker 7: people know this, so room for two breakdowns. Don't know.
Speaker 1: It starts with the worm.
Speaker 3: It starts with the worm.
Speaker 1: Robert as a special gift.
Speaker 7: What can I say? What can I say?
Speaker 1: If it begins with the worm, does it end with
Speaker 1: Look at me? I'm sneaking around a corner.
Speaker 4: To be fair, That's exactly how I break And I
Speaker 4: was definitely back in the day on the cardboard outside
Speaker 4: the Burward McDonald's done it breaking you regret you left Trick,
Speaker 4: So that was breaking too. It wasn't the first movie.
Speaker 4: It was the second movie. But I'm saying I'm within
Speaker 4: the breaking world.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you you just mentioned McDonald's.
Speaker 2: I had the greatest car Big Mac of my life
Speaker 2: in the last month, Claire. Yes, I had a small
Speaker 2: window between dropping my daughter at a school play. I
Speaker 2: was around the corner from there and having to be
Speaker 2: there in attendance myself, so I dropped her. I was
Speaker 2: at a loose end. I was starving, and I went
Speaker 2: It's Carpark Big Mac time.
Speaker 3: Boom.
Speaker 4: You tell meiful, did you double down with a vanilla shake?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm a two burger girl.
Speaker 2: I don't want to waste any kind of real estate
Speaker 2: on fries or drink no drinks.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, dip the dip, the chips into the wow.
Speaker 4: Well, unfortunately, what's happened is because you've got to go
Speaker 4: through with your accountant all the expenditure in your bank
Speaker 4: account and then she's like seven twenty five McDonald's another
Speaker 4: seven twenty five that's vanilla shakes. So we had a
Speaker 4: big vanilla shake week.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Now from food to flora and fauna. Robert is
Speaker 3: here last week. Last week in Melbourne, Robert, everyone was
Speaker 3: losing their mind over this corpse flower. Yeah, I've had
Speaker 3: us and I'd never heard about this thing before. Can
Speaker 3: you explain to me what the hell it is? And
Speaker 3: have you ever been around one? And I mean melted.
Speaker 7: I'm pretty new to the whole corpse flower era that
Speaker 7: we're all in right now, but this is very cool.
Speaker 7: I hear they only flower once every it's quite a
Speaker 7: few years, once every four or five years, something like that.
Speaker 7: Once a year, not even that. It's like few and
Speaker 7: far between. And apparently it smells really bad but looks beautiful.
Speaker 3: People were live streaming it. Do you guys have a
Speaker 3: live stream stuff at the zoo?
Speaker 7: Usually not flowers, but we always have it. There's always
Speaker 7: a celebration, usually when there's a new animal born, particularly
Speaker 7: an endangered species, so that's usually a very exciting time
Speaker 7: and it's the same sort of vibe. Everyone's hanging out.
Speaker 7: Everyone wants to wait till the the little giraffe is
Speaker 7: finally born or something like that. Have you ever seen
Speaker 7: a giraffe give birth? That's one of the most confronting
Speaker 7: things you'll ever see. So get this. They give birth standing.
Speaker 7: I was gonna say, yeah, and literally this baby falls
Speaker 7: about seven feet under its head.
Speaker 1: There's still jelly though.
Speaker 7: It's in still in the sack to a certain extent,
Speaker 7: but the drops right straight there. Now there's no plot.
Speaker 2: I've heard that Chris Janna gave birth to all her
Speaker 2: children exactly the same way.
Speaker 4: Yes, they tried to get me do it in a pool.
Speaker 4: I said, no, I've got.
Speaker 1: No business with it. Oh God, no, no, tell me.
Speaker 4: I said to the people at the hospital. How many
Speaker 4: people come back for their second baby in the pool?
Speaker 1: Message?
Speaker 3: Hey, christ Janna should be a great gapt for the jungle.
Speaker 1: Ohudn't she?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean any Kardashian, any of them would be incredible.
Speaker 1: Julia Morrison, Robert Rwin, will you please stick around? We're
Speaker 1: going to play around.
Speaker 7: Of who's more like, who's more likely?
Speaker 1: I was going to say, who did it better?
Speaker 3: I'm a celebrity. To get me out of here. Is
Speaker 3: creeping up for its twenty twenty five launch. Sunday, January
Speaker 3: nineteen is the date you need to put in your calendar.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show and Julia Morrison Robert Ewin have
Speaker 2: stuck around, and we're grateful for it. Last week we
Speaker 2: spoke about traveling rituals, what we do when we go
Speaker 2: to the airport. You two do so much traveling, Robert,
Speaker 2: have you got a little ritual that you enjoy?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 7: I absolutely do. It's up. Blue light glasses, I'm telling you,
Speaker 7: blue light slash amber light glasses. Those things are incredible.
Speaker 7: It's just cuts down on that glare from screens and
Speaker 7: it means you can sleep and jet lag is better.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I just drink a lot of water. Blue
Speaker 7: light glasses and your sword.
Speaker 1: It just edit that up intil you're saying, I just
Speaker 1: drink Yeah, yeah, a minute. I think that's really more.
Speaker 7: That's really more.
Speaker 1: My schedule.
Speaker 2: Similar, so apart from just writing yourself off, Julia to
Speaker 2: cope with it, Oh my.
Speaker 4: God, I'm a massive chucker, you know, not really much
Speaker 4: of a drinker, because I'm a substantial chucker. Really, if
Speaker 4: I get so I can have one drink and I'm like, oh, oh,
Speaker 4: I think I might have another one by the end
Speaker 4: of it. By the end of the second one, I
Speaker 4: will be chucking.
Speaker 1: Wow. That's annoying. It's hold on a date by h
Speaker 1: too hot. All right, let's play a game of who's
Speaker 1: more likely, now one, who's more likely? All right?
Speaker 2: Out of you, Robert Irwin and you, Maurice, who's more
Speaker 2: likely to be late to set?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: No, well maybe me because I'm always like, look at Butterfly,
Speaker 7: you know, like I get distracted very easily. But usually
Speaker 7: I'm at set when I get distracted, Like I'm on set,
Speaker 7: ready to go, but I'm still distracted when they're.
Speaker 3: Doing like the Snake Challenge and everything and production are
Speaker 3: setting up. Do you go in early to help them?
Speaker 7: Like it's the best ever. I get so jealous when
Speaker 7: there's someone in there doing the viper room, I'm like,
Speaker 7: I want to go in there, like it's it's so cool.
Speaker 3: I'm You're not the first person to say this.
Speaker 4: Is because of course that Robins had to get used to,
Speaker 4: is being in wardrobe. Yeah, so I can't just jump
Speaker 4: in on the other side, be like I'm going to rehouse.
Speaker 1: That'll do that.
Speaker 7: I'm not allowed step back.
Speaker 1: You're in the you're in the fancy shoes, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Who out of Julia Morris, Roberto and are more
Speaker 2: likely to favor a celebrity throughout filming I don't know,
Speaker 2: do you just dislike them all.
Speaker 1: Between the two of us.
Speaker 4: No, the power of the empathy between the two of us,
Speaker 4: it makes you.
Speaker 1: It does make you sick.
Speaker 4: In the stomach that anyone is having to go through
Speaker 4: anything uncomfortable, because we also imagine ourselves in that in
Speaker 4: that place, and it's only I always think it's really
Speaker 4: I'm only one cancelation away from swapping rolls.
Speaker 1: So I don't like to be disrespectful. Do you know
Speaker 1: who taught me that?
Speaker 4: It was actually you, Chrissy, when you came in for
Speaker 4: series one and it was all new and you were
Speaker 4: the very first challenge of the very first day, and
Speaker 4: at that stage, I was sort of new to feeding
Speaker 4: the internet and all of that sort of stuff, and
Speaker 4: I remember you sitting bluck lying on a wheel where
Speaker 4: Yeah was coming down on.
Speaker 2: Everyone was so scared, and I said, I'll do it, and.
Speaker 4: Do you mind if I take a photo? And you
Speaker 4: were like yeah. Neither of us knew what was in store.
Speaker 4: And after that photo, which I deleted, but there never
Speaker 4: took another photograph for a ten series. Because it's such
Speaker 4: a vulnerable moment. You're trying to be kind to the
Speaker 4: person who's asking for a photo, but in actual factor,
Speaker 4: couldn't be more private while you prepare for something that's
Speaker 4: going to be incredibly challenging. And so yes, it was
Speaker 4: definitely you, Christy that taught me that that that level
Speaker 4: of respect needed to be honored.
Speaker 1: And it always always has been. There's no like sucked.
Speaker 4: In you or yeah, there's none, and there's not that
Speaker 4: feeling that. There's definitely the feeling, certainly from the Robert
Speaker 4: and I and from the Doctor and I, which is
Speaker 4: we are grateful that you came to be a part
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we do see that as you do it.
Speaker 2: Who is more likely to have a big boohoo on
Speaker 2: the show, have a sad cry, Oh.
Speaker 7: My god, the celebrities, it's not either of us. No,
Speaker 7: I get very invested, very quickly. So like I'll be
Speaker 7: sitting there watching while someone's just unraveling their deepest, darkest
Speaker 7: life troubles and everyone's like, you know, nodding along.
Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, And was like, God, you're going to regret
Speaker 1: that later. No, cynicism of life hasn't got you just yet.
Speaker 1: And let's finish on this one.
Speaker 2: Okay, which of you two are more likely to cover
Speaker 2: the bill for a dinner for ten people.
Speaker 4: Oh, Julia, Yeah, well I've seen you do it time
Speaker 4: and time again. And also I can't help it because
Speaker 4: I cannot have the who's paying for what?
Speaker 1: Conversation? Oh God, isn't it the world conversation? No, you
Speaker 1: always just sweat.
Speaker 3: You're just like it's like, what.
Speaker 2: You would rather be answerable to your very finicky accountant
Speaker 2: who asks you what's the seven dollars twenty five?
Speaker 1: You would rather be hounscerable to her?
Speaker 4: Well, she doesn't shame worry, they don't shame me about it.
Speaker 4: I feel the shame as I'm reading out.
Speaker 3: And Robert, before we let you go, how is Prince
Speaker 3: William amazing?
Speaker 7: He's just incredible. We had a really good time. I've
Speaker 7: worked with him a bit over the years with the
Speaker 7: Airshop Prize that he's doing, but for the first time
Speaker 7: in Cape Town, I really had a chance to sit
Speaker 7: down and talk to him. And he's on the ball
Speaker 7: with Diviny.
Speaker 1: Like any nuggets of himself like.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, oh so many. I mean we we talked
Speaker 7: a lot about just the wildlife of Africa. He loves cheetahs,
Speaker 7: he's a big cheatah fan.
Speaker 2: And oh I loved Cheetahs too. That was a great series,
Speaker 2: you know where.
Speaker 4: The guy mention cheat different.
Speaker 1: Cheetah cheater guy.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much to come in and make sure
Speaker 3: you're tuned into I'm a celebrity. Get me out of
Speaker 3: here Sunday, January nineteen. Whack it any calendars.
Speaker 1: And he's already in there. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: We love you, guys.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show first Chrissy's clickfait.
Speaker 2: You might remember a few weeks ago an actress called
Speaker 2: Sirsha Ronan was on The Graham Norton Show with other actors.
Speaker 2: They're not talking Gladiator, which we've been giving away tickets to, yes, correct,
Speaker 2: and they were making a little sort of you know,
Speaker 2: fun blokey thing about using your phone as a weapon,
Speaker 2: and everyone was yaki yaki, la la la. Anyway, Sirsha
Speaker 2: waited until everyone went quiet and absolutely dropped bombshell.
Speaker 3: Who's actually going to think about that?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 3: Someone at text me I'm not.
Speaker 1: Going to go phone.
Speaker 3: That's a very good.
Speaker 2: I like girls have to think about all the time,
Speaker 2: am I right?
Speaker 1: Ladies knowing you what to do?
Speaker 2: I love hearing awkward things like that, like it's love
Speaker 2: hate though, like you I feel ringing, but it's so good.
Speaker 3: I'm cringing for Paul and I'm hurting for him, but
Speaker 3: then I kind of love the moment.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, he has come out and commented on that
Speaker 2: specific exchange, and he says.
Speaker 14: I'm not surprised that the message received as much attention
Speaker 14: that it got, because it's a massively important and I'm
Speaker 14: sure you've had search on the show, Like she's more
Speaker 14: often than not the most intelligent person in the room,
Speaker 14: and I think she just made she was spot on
Speaker 14: the hit the nail on the head. And it's also
Speaker 14: good that messages like that are gaining traction, Like that's
Speaker 14: a conversation that we should absolutely be having on a
Speaker 14: daily basis.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. Have you seen that film with him in it
Speaker 1: that I recommended?
Speaker 3: I haven't. I need to watch it.
Speaker 1: It's one of those films I can never remember the name.
Speaker 1: It goes in my what is it?
Speaker 3: Tom tell us all of.
Speaker 2: Us Strangers, All of us strangers, All of us strangers?
Speaker 2: And it's got the hot priest from fleabagging it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that and the Martha Stewart doc o I really
Speaker 3: need to watch. But can I just say that was
Speaker 3: perfectly handled? What a perfect response.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 3: I love that dude. He's really good.
Speaker 1: He's a good man.
Speaker 2: We have we've had a bit of a sabcat flavor
Speaker 2: in the Today's show, if you notice. We have, and
Speaker 2: it continues because she has had a very special guest
Speaker 2: join her on stage for a surprise performance.
Speaker 1: Have a listen.
Speaker 2: It is, in fact, the great and tiny Christina Aguilera
Speaker 2: and Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1: Small ladies, big voices.
Speaker 3: Because growing up, Sabrina Carpenter loved Christina.
Speaker 1: Who didn't.
Speaker 3: How cool for her to have this moment.
Speaker 1: You said that you saw.
Speaker 2: A little tweet stippet of footage, Yeah, yeah, where Sabrina
Speaker 2: Carpenter was talking about Christina Aguilera like twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I think it was like twenty ten. And
Speaker 3: she's like, I've just uploaded a cover to YouTube of
Speaker 3: me singing one of christina songs. Go and check it out.
Speaker 2: These two are a great double act because Sabrina appeared
Speaker 2: on Christina Aguilera's Spotify unwrapped thing or whatever. It was
Speaker 2: like equivalent of MTV unplugged. Yeah, and now they're back
Speaker 2: together again.
Speaker 1: I want to see a single between those two.
Speaker 3: Yes, all that would be cool.
Speaker 1: That would be really cool.
Speaker 2: And then bring Dolly Parton in as well. For like,
Speaker 2: just three generations of tiny blonde women.
Speaker 3: That's too many voices for me. Let's keep it to regulate.
Speaker 3: Tim and Joel are up next. Have a beautiful Monday night.
Speaker 3: We'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Seek out Christy.
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