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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast. Sorry, I

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Speaker 1: was completely thrown them because I ran down the hallway.

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Speaker 1: I was out of breath, and I didn't know what

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Speaker 1: I was doing, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I just went to I'm okay, I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: Yah, as long as you're okay, Tom said, doesn't. I

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Speaker 1: was running down the hallway trying to find the paper

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Speaker 1: so I could update everybody on what the weather was doing.

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Speaker 1: About the hundred mil I've been talking about fits and

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Speaker 1: and now I'm a breath and I can't really talk.

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Speaker 1: Where were we?

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Speaker 3: Do you? Do you want to do the rain stuff?

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Speaker 3: Or am I doing the toilet stuff?

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Speaker 1: City to be drenched? The harbor city is prime for

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Speaker 1: a drenching with a dell. What is it? Del huge

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Speaker 1: of torrential rain up to one hundred millimeters set to

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Speaker 1: dump on the city in the next coming days. One

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Speaker 1: hundred millimeters.

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Speaker 2: Have they told the bureau yet?

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Speaker 1: And I don't think they have right.

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Speaker 3: Tell me?

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Speaker 1: Given recall someone despected number. Where were we, Kate.

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Speaker 3: Richard, I don't know, but I'm just thinking about poor

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Speaker 3: old Tom Ivy. He must love it when the tops

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Speaker 3: of breaks unfold like this, Suspen when He's taken a

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Speaker 3: few minutes to instruct everyone to keep it tight and

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Speaker 3: to get straight into Kate's story. And then you come in,

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Speaker 3: puffing and puffing talking about a dump. But funny you

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Speaker 3: should say dump because I've got a story at home.

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Speaker 1: She feels secret, she's on fire.

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Speaker 3: Ah, mate, I want to talk about toilets, and I

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Speaker 3: want to talk about where you go and hide in

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Speaker 3: the house, So please give us a call. Thirteen twenty

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Speaker 3: four ten. Maybe the toilet is the only place in

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Speaker 3: your home where you get five minutes to yourself every day.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's the garage, Maybe you like to water the

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Speaker 3: garden in the afternoon, But where do you go for

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Speaker 3: your time out? Because this may put a stop to

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Speaker 3: that time out in the toilet. There's better study, of course,

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Speaker 3: where they've done. There's surveyed about ten thousand people. Sixty

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Speaker 3: five percent of people do say that they take their

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Speaker 3: phone to the toilet with them, meaning that most likely,

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Speaker 3: especially if it's men, they spend more than than ten

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Speaker 3: minutes sitting on the toilet doing their business because women

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Speaker 3: don't have that much time to spare.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's the reason for your statement. Are

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Speaker 1: you suggesting to do what the normal bodily function is.

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Speaker 3: I think they take longer to do it because they

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Speaker 3: feel as though they have more time up their sleeve,

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Speaker 3: and they can afford the time on the toilet, and

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Speaker 3: they're stinkier in the toilet, so Dad can have they

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Speaker 3: are because because men can take more time in the toilet,

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Speaker 3: because there's no way in hell anyone's coming near that

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Speaker 3: toilet when dad's on there having its time out, Whereas

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Speaker 3: with mum, she's got to go in there like a

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Speaker 3: little fair and quickly do what she needs to do

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Speaker 3: and get out of their quick because she's got kids

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Speaker 3: screaming at her and a load of washing to put

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Speaker 3: on the line. Now, I know that's a generalization, but

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Speaker 3: I love it. So they're saying now it's best not

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Speaker 3: to have more than ten minutes on the toilet anyway,

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Speaker 3: because it can lead to things like hemorrhoids, And I

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Speaker 3: love all these edit these medical terms swollen veins that

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Speaker 3: can be painful in the anal area. And then it

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Speaker 3: also says that the actual and erectal area is hanging

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Speaker 3: a bit lower than the part that's supported, which is

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Speaker 3: your thighs, so gravity generally if you spend that long

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Speaker 3: or more than ten minutes doing your business over a

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Speaker 3: period of time, things might just start falling out. I mean,

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Speaker 3: that's that's I don't think that's the medical term, but

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Speaker 3: that's what I'm taking out.

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Speaker 1: Come down with the bat, Come on, dad, this might

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Speaker 1: start falling out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, where are your generals gone? And you know, I

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Speaker 4: don't ask. I sat on the toilet for too long

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Speaker 4: and they fell off.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard Well, that's.

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Speaker 3: Like you tell kids when they're little, don't put your

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Speaker 3: finger up your nose. You'll lose it. Because I had

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Speaker 3: an uncle, Maury, and he picked his nose and he

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Speaker 3: lost his half a finger. He didn't have half a

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's different sort of cases that anyone listening

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Speaker 1: to me, but no one has ever got to the

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Speaker 1: age of eighty and they've said what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: And they said, well, when I was younger, I sat

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Speaker 1: been a proven medical issue.

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Speaker 2: It's given us Akil from comedy what's your secret hiding spot? Moved?

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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, Yeah, I've got little kids roaming around the house,

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Speaker 5: and anytime I want a bit of a break. I

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Speaker 5: put myself into the walking pantry. I shut the door

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Speaker 5: and I have myself.

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Speaker 4: In the door.

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Speaker 1: CA So do you sit on the floor.

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Speaker 5: No, I've got a little steps door, so I just

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Speaker 5: put myself down.

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Speaker 2: It's great. We've got to stare bed.

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Speaker 4: We've got a spare bedroom at home and it has

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Speaker 4: its own shower and toilet in there, and it's upstairs

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Speaker 4: so it's away from everything.

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Speaker 2: It's a guest room.

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Speaker 1: It just gets murdered.

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Speaker 2: I love nothing more than leaving my family.

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Speaker 4: It's like I get emotional, like look at them in

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Speaker 4: the lound room fighting with each other, and then I

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Speaker 4: look at them. There's a tear in my eye and

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Speaker 4: I go, I'm going up to the guest room for

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Speaker 4: about five ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: It's the best, the best part of my day be here.

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Speaker 3: When I get back. I'm sure there's lots of mums

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Speaker 3: that have had to cry in the pantry. That's a

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Speaker 3: good spot.

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Speaker 1: Sarah's in Riverston, Hello.

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Speaker 5: Sair, good morning, how are you all.

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Speaker 1: Where's your husband's secret hiding place at work?

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Speaker 3: He goes to work and he stays there for a

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Speaker 3: while and he's untouchable.

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Speaker 2: He's cheating on your Sarah he's cheating.

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Speaker 1: What does he do for work?

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Speaker 4: There are we in a restaurant? Okay, so is there

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Speaker 4: a certain part of the restaurant sare that he likes?

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Speaker 4: He does.

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Speaker 3: He goes to a certain bathroom, locked the door. Sometimes

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Speaker 3: I'm dropping off the kids from school, he's still in there.

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Speaker 5: So it's definitely a routine for him.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah.

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Speaker 3: And you have to be so considerate because he's got

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Speaker 3: a business to run. You can't be bothering him with phone,

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Speaker 3: car nearly. So that's the time, Kate, Richie.

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Speaker 1: The other one we were saying we do is when

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Speaker 1: you pull in at home and you park the car,

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Speaker 1: and sometimes you just sit in the car for a while,

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Speaker 1: or you make that phone call, and sometimes the phone

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Speaker 1: call finishes. Still just sit in the car for a

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Speaker 1: good ten minutes, waiting for bath time to be over.

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Speaker 2: Tira in Plumpton. Where does your wife go to hide? Chira?

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Speaker 5: Oh, finally enough, she hides in her car.

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Speaker 2: Oh, she does the same thing. Hen like, what's the

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Speaker 2: long take.

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Speaker 5: A little bit of time at the end of the

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Speaker 5: day before she comes home. He's in the car for

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Speaker 5: about you know, five, ten, maybe fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 2: Do you bust sometimes Tira in the car.

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Speaker 5: One time I almost caught a boilosleep.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's great. Well that's what does in the gym.

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Speaker 5: He rocks up for a toilet time is no berry dust.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you that it's no fair.

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Speaker 1: Your rebusion.

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Speaker 3: Come on, you're not allowed to say that about your wife.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure it's roses and daisies and.

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Speaker 2: And it stinks in the rabane. You're guilty of hiding it. Hello,

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Speaker 2: Hey you're on air mate.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Yeah, I didn't get a wall in. Yes, I

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Speaker 5: want to have the fact that me personally, and I

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Speaker 5: think a lot of other fellas they go and ide

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Speaker 5: out in the toilet, but ages for a bit of

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Speaker 5: piss and quiet three hours and twenty four minutes? How

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Speaker 5: long three hours and twenty four minutes.

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Speaker 4: Well, if Kate is saying that he spent yeah, I

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Speaker 4: was going to say, you could have body. There could

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Speaker 4: be things on your body that are falling off.

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Speaker 2: He did. Was there any injuries out of that head?

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Speaker 5: No? God, I finished the book I was reading.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you would have had number I know

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Speaker 1: that much better. Pierce and quiet? Huh, thanks buddy.

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Speaker 3: Dizzy and Whipper with Kate.

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Speaker 1: Are you