Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swun show.
Speaker 2: Strap themselves in everyone. Every Friday show is fun. In fact,
Speaker 2: every show that we do together is really fun for me.
Speaker 3: I'm with your Swany, but today especially, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Day especially we have Hugo Weaving on the show. You
Speaker 2: loved him in Priscilla Queen of the Desert, you loved
Speaker 2: him in The Matrix. I loved him, you did, especially
Speaker 2: and your people. I actually haven't seen that film. Can
Speaker 2: you believe what I know?
Speaker 4: You're meant to be like the gay icon of Australia
Speaker 4: and you haven't seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Speaker 2: What am I doing with my life? I loved him
Speaker 2: and everything else. I even loved him in Babe, which
Speaker 2: a lot of people don't remember he lent his voice to.
Speaker 2: He is in a new Binge movie based on the
Speaker 2: iconic Australian Paul Kelly song Who's Gonna Make the Great?
Speaker 2: How to Make Brady? And he's gonna be on the show.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Now, you can't wait for that, And I'm excited for
Speaker 3: that too, Swany.
Speaker 4: But I'm most about the fact Drake announced it midday today.
Speaker 4: He is heading down Under in February next year, that's
Speaker 4: like two months away.
Speaker 2: I just want to thank Drake so much for coming
Speaker 2: back into my life because I had gotten how much
Speaker 2: I loved him. Right this song excuse me.
Speaker 3: Hotline bling, Yes you love that?
Speaker 2: I love it?
Speaker 4: Now after three pm in Chrissy's Quizy, we need die
Speaker 4: hard Drake fans.
Speaker 3: Because we have the first double to give away.
Speaker 2: That is how did we get it so quickly? It's
Speaker 2: like somebody just went to their desk and cut it
Speaker 2: with a Stanley knife and wrote Drake.
Speaker 4: I'd like to imagine that's how it happens to you.
Speaker 4: It's called the Anita max Win Tour.
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 4: I thought you might ask that. I'll explain to you
Speaker 4: at three pm why he has named it this. But
Speaker 4: next thirteen, twenty four to ten, we're going to kick
Speaker 4: the show off with a round of who am I?
Speaker 4: For five hundred dollars cash the.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: What is better Friday or the feeling of winning five
Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: The cash Swany the cash still.
Speaker 1: Christy Swans?
Speaker 2: Who am I? Christy? We want to make your weekend
Speaker 2: the best ever by giving you five hundred Schmackers in
Speaker 2: your hand.
Speaker 5: That would be amazing.
Speaker 2: Are you good at this sort of stuff? I am?
Speaker 5: I love Quizzy.
Speaker 2: Were you like were you part of a trivia group
Speaker 2: in the nineties.
Speaker 5: No, I should have been, because I'd be good at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should have been. You were probably at home
Speaker 2: with kids, are working too hard like I was? But
Speaker 2: I did always my time for a trivia group.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Christy, I've got five hundred bucks here and five
Speaker 2: clues about a particular celebrity. I just want to what
Speaker 2: year were you born, Christy? I just want to see
Speaker 2: if this is in your wheelhouse. Oh I hope so,
Speaker 2: oh yes, you'll know this one all right. Every time
Speaker 2: you get one wrong, one hundred dollars comes out of it,
Speaker 2: and that is purely jack nothing to do with me.
Speaker 3: Clue number one for five hundred dollars cash, Christie.
Speaker 2: I was just this week confirmed to play Glastonbury's Legends slot,
Speaker 2: so you know that this is maybe an older guy
Speaker 2: twenty three years after I last appeared at the festival.
Speaker 2: Glastonbury That's UK.
Speaker 3: Sure is Legends and epic festival.
Speaker 2: It is glass it isn't, but you are in the right.
Speaker 3: Area, I guess. Clue number two for four hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 2: I am an effervescent puss, effervescent seventy nine year old,
Speaker 2: seventy nine male singer who was born in London, and
Speaker 2: my musical career began in nineteen sixty two busking with
Speaker 2: a harmonica.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I didn't either, and I'm a huge fan of this guy,
Speaker 2: all the way back from his work with the Faces.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, I feel so silly. I've got no idea.
Speaker 3: That's okay, Clue number three for three hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 3: There's still three hundred dollars cash on the line. Christie.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got a question for you. A The beginning
Speaker 2: of this song is the stuff of legends and it
Speaker 2: just is a full dopamine hit for me. Secondly, do
Speaker 2: you think I'm sexy? Christy?
Speaker 6: I know it is, and I want you to get
Speaker 6: off the phone from me now and start the beginning
Speaker 6: of do you Think I'm Sexy?
Speaker 2: It just kicks in, he goes sugar, Sugar, and it
Speaker 2: will set you alive for the weekend. Christy, Yes, my girl?
Speaker 3: For what three three hundred dollars cash? Enjoy that? Christie?
Speaker 3: Hey coming up. We're doing Chrissy's Correspondence.
Speaker 4: If you've got any feedback on the shows this week,
Speaker 4: sliding to our DMS at the Christy Swantrap.
Speaker 2: I've actually got a photograph sent to me and I
Speaker 2: don't know is it technically correspondence. I'm going to try
Speaker 2: and explain.
Speaker 3: It to you in words like a plan emoji sort
Speaker 3: of stuff.
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Because we can do whatever we want in this two
Speaker 2: hours we are. We've made up a little segment that
Speaker 2: we love. We're gonna call it Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 4: I reckon we should say it like this, Fresh Fridays
Speaker 4: because it's kind of fresh and cool. Yes, already three
Speaker 4: to one Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 2: It's like a breeze coming through a window. Yes. Anyway,
Speaker 2: this is where we give you some fresh stuff to
Speaker 2: listen to. Some of it like Today's is released two
Speaker 2: day it is fresh out the oven baby and into
Speaker 2: your ears. Generally, they're going to be the ones that
Speaker 2: you cheese.
Speaker 3: They're going to be mine because I love my new music, but.
Speaker 2: I love rediscovering older tracks, falling in love with them
Speaker 2: all over again and listening to them.
Speaker 4: With fresh fresh years, kind of like we did with
Speaker 4: hold On We're Going Home at.
Speaker 2: The top of Yes exactly, I had completely forgotten and
Speaker 2: now it reminds me of my love for it. I'm
Speaker 2: going to go first. My Fresh Friday is an old
Speaker 2: old track by Australian legend Olivia Newton John. Oh this
Speaker 2: is live. You have to believe. Okay. So it's called magic.
Speaker 2: It's by Olivia Newton John. You probably haven't heard it
Speaker 2: for a very long time. I'm giving it back to you.
Speaker 2: The rightful owner put it in your ears. And the
Speaker 2: reason it's so fresh in my mind is because Christi
Speaker 2: will and Brown, who I made a news resolution to
Speaker 2: become best friends with and have succeeded, by the way,
Speaker 2: thank you for asking. I caught up with her on
Speaker 2: Saturday and she played Olivia Newton John in the stage play.
Speaker 2: She sings everything exactly the same. Olivington John is one
Speaker 2: of her all time heroes, so every time I'm with Christy,
Speaker 2: conversation naturally goes to O NJ because I'm also obsessed.
Speaker 2: And then we broke out into song of Magic because
Speaker 2: it is both of our favorites. Where were you in
Speaker 2: my kitchen?
Speaker 3: How great?
Speaker 2: I know? Magic? She could never get through a song
Speaker 2: with me, though, because she just bursts out laughing. I
Speaker 2: think I enjoy it too much. I can't believe her eyes.
Speaker 2: All right, your term?
Speaker 3: Alrighty?
Speaker 4: Mine is from our gal, Sabcap Sabrina Carpenter, her album
Speaker 4: Short and Sweet. You and I have been championing, championing
Speaker 4: since it was released, no skips, no skips. There's three
Speaker 4: singles off it. Espresso that was first, then there was
Speaker 4: Please Please Please Love It. Then third was Taste.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite of those three.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I know that your favorite of these, now
Speaker 4: four is going to be Bedken.
Speaker 3: Correct now, bed.
Speaker 2: Care It's my favorite song off the album. Don't tell me.
Speaker 4: I got an email this morning from Universal, the label Scene.
Speaker 4: It's now been released as a single and as such, Swanny,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Roague and we're going to play it
Speaker 4: right now in full on Nova.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, let me get the lyrics up because.
Speaker 3: I don't believe we've done.
Speaker 2: All I do is go and it's time I learned it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's quickly do a quick tutorial on how to
Speaker 3: what she's saying. Can you see that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Hey, picking up? Put them down to me around.
Speaker 4: Oh, it just makes sense.
Speaker 2: It's a bit dirty.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show. The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Still heaps of exciting stuff coming for you, including tickets
Speaker 2: to Drake's first shows next year, which have just been announced.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 2: You know my nail. I talked about it last week.
Speaker 2: My big toenails gone.
Speaker 3: And you've always had an elite pedicure, Christie Swaw, thank.
Speaker 2: You so much. And the miracle about that is I
Speaker 2: only have it three times a year and it always
Speaker 2: looks great. I don't know why it's so good, but
Speaker 2: all the walking has taken its toll, and the top
Speaker 2: of my nail has hit the top of my shoe
Speaker 2: too many times. It's just gone. Actually, I'm out of here, Solata,
Speaker 2: get stuffed, Salata. So I have no toenail. And it's
Speaker 2: very very bad timing because I am an open toad
Speaker 2: sandal girl and it's coming into summer well, Helen heard
Speaker 2: my nail dilemma and she said, my big toenail on
Speaker 2: my right foot has severe trauma to the nail bed
Speaker 2: and has never grown properly. I lived with this issue
Speaker 2: for years, but now I have an acrylic gel applied.
Speaker 2: Like when they paint the powdered jel on your fingers.
Speaker 2: It's not a false nail and it has changed my life.
Speaker 3: So they just put it onto skin and sort of
Speaker 3: set up.
Speaker 2: I love my new Tona on you, Helen, So what
Speaker 2: do I do about that? Do I?
Speaker 4: Maybe you need to just go to your nail tech
Speaker 4: and say, hey, can what can you do here?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Can you just paint something on it? Please?
Speaker 2: The problem is I have to show them. It's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine the hooves those women and men have seen.
Speaker 3: I don't reckon yours is.
Speaker 2: As bad as great shame. I have great shame about it,
Speaker 2: But thank you, Helen. At least I know that if
Speaker 2: I put my brave girl pants on, there might be
Speaker 2: an answer for me. Lisa hurdis mention lemon? Is it
Speaker 2: called lemon slice? It's Tim Blackwell. He's coming up very soon,
Speaker 2: by the way. It's his favorite biscuit. It's called the
Speaker 2: lemon Lemon crisp. Okay, so that is his favorite biscuit,
Speaker 2: and I tried it. I was an absolute naysayer, a doubter,
Speaker 2: and they are now my favorite, Verilie.
Speaker 4: You gave it to me to try as well. It's
Speaker 4: the saltiness that makes them.
Speaker 2: Top tier, absolutely salty and sweet like you and I
Speaker 2: Jack exactly. Anyway, Lisa heard us talking about them. She'd
Speaker 2: never heard of them. And you know how I love
Speaker 2: it when this happens, When something's in the zeitgeist and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden you notice it if you
Speaker 2: buy a purple car or you see a purple car.
Speaker 2: This is what happened to her. She was listening to
Speaker 2: the show that day and then she hopped in an
Speaker 2: uber and the uber was giving free biscuits to passengers
Speaker 2: and what was the biscuit and crisp?
Speaker 4: Also, I want to go back to the uber giving
Speaker 4: stuff to the passenger. Is this twenty twelve?
Speaker 2: I remember the good old days. I used to get
Speaker 2: mentoss and water. I don't get anything like that.
Speaker 3: I want is some home brand water and eclips.
Speaker 2: Get a big nosefull. Anyway, Acker Podcast is a show
Speaker 2: if you can't listen to us, download the podcast. My
Speaker 2: best friend does it every day. First Sweet Anyway, she
Speaker 2: podcast us and she said, I think you might be
Speaker 2: on holidays already. Not true, Beck, We're still here for
Speaker 2: weeks and weeks. We're here. Basically. Our thing is if
Speaker 2: you're at work or your kids are at school, so
Speaker 2: will we end of week?
Speaker 3: Must it's January and you're at work.
Speaker 2: We're in this together when it suits Jack Anyway. In
Speaker 2: a sweeping statement, I said that if you're the sort
Speaker 2: of person that mows your front nature strip up to
Speaker 2: the exact halfway point of your property and leaves your
Speaker 2: neighbors done, then you are dead to me.
Speaker 3: You're a dog.
Speaker 2: You can go to hell.
Speaker 4: I grew up with my dad always doing the other
Speaker 4: person's nature strip. It's just the right thing to do.
Speaker 2: Absolutely must. However, had you thought of this, I hadn't, Beck,
Speaker 2: had She says? I completely. We agree with you if
Speaker 2: people are doing that, But have you thought that maybe
Speaker 2: it's the hardeners. Oh, you know, they're paying somebody to
Speaker 2: mow the lawn and they don't do it. You'd have
Speaker 2: to especially say do everything, or of course they're not going.
Speaker 4: To and also like, how long is a piece of
Speaker 4: string that garden. He's been paid to do his job.
Speaker 4: He can't just be handing out free.
Speaker 2: Exactly, lawn momentary job exactly. So that's a really good perspective.
Speaker 2: I hadn't thought of that. It's weird because I had
Speaker 2: generally thought the worst of people in that situation, and
Speaker 2: I don't do that. Quentin wasn't happy with me because
Speaker 2: I'd asked many people, including an owner of a Tesla,
Speaker 2: how you can drive longer than four hundred kilometers, and
Speaker 2: you know, what do you do? How do you do
Speaker 2: a long long distance trip? He says, after hearing you
Speaker 2: recently talking about not understanding about charging electric vehicles and
Speaker 2: ignoring the fact that you can actually plan a trip
Speaker 2: and find garages with charging stations, was beyond frustrating and
Speaker 2: infuriating to listen to some lease, Alan, don't. I don't
Speaker 2: think anyone would have convinced you regardless. Well no, because
Speaker 2: nobody did, Quentin, if you were listening, haha, someone said
Speaker 2: you can plan it, and I said, that's great. How
Speaker 2: do you physically charge it? And that person said, Quentin,
Speaker 2: you have to get an extension called and run it
Speaker 2: out the window. That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard. Dum,
Speaker 2: and there's one peer for you too. Sally wasn't happy
Speaker 2: with you, Jack. You claimed that the Wicked press tour
Speaker 2: had been cringe.
Speaker 3: Stand by it, so do I.
Speaker 2: Mainly because of that holding space for the lyrics of
Speaker 2: Define Gravity, which has gone viar.
Speaker 3: I know it's an amazing film, but the press tour
Speaker 3: is insufferable.
Speaker 2: Now. I know that this message is mean, but I
Speaker 2: don't understand it. I'm wondering if you can explain it
Speaker 2: to me, please.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Selby Dat says cringe press tour earns two hundred million
Speaker 2: dollars in three days.
Speaker 1: Loll.
Speaker 2: White men are so uninteresting.
Speaker 3: Oh, I got white guy?
Speaker 2: Is that you? Is it? You're the white man?
Speaker 3: Because I called it cringe?
Speaker 2: How did it make two hundred million dollars in three days?
Speaker 3: Did? That's not how it works? They don't make money
Speaker 3: from press tours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, from cheese, the Chrissy Swan Show. I mean, yesterday
Speaker 2: was OZ Music Day, but if I could have worn
Speaker 2: of Ironica's T shirt, I would have also.
Speaker 4: You know how yesterday I said I don't know what
Speaker 4: T shirt I'd wear. Choice Ivan obviously, I would have.
Speaker 4: I could have got one last week.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're listening to the Christy Swan Show on No
Speaker 2: but let's go click it.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's clickit.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: I am mad. I am mad for my Queen and savior,
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, just coming second on the Billboard magazine of
Speaker 2: Most I want to say, most influential.
Speaker 3: Pop Star, the top ten stars in the twenty first.
Speaker 2: Century Top pop Stars, Beyonce one and Taylor Swift came second.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's not what my heart tells me is
Speaker 2: the true ranking. What does your heart tell you is
Speaker 2: the true ranking?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I actually don't know. I think I'm leaning towards Taylor. Yes,
Speaker 4: I think yeah, in the last decade, especially shall Taylor.
Speaker 3: Taylor.
Speaker 2: If you're listening, I'm a living proof that coming second
Speaker 2: is actually better than winning.
Speaker 3: Suck, Reggie, do not say that. It's Meggie.
Speaker 2: So that's what the situation has been this week, and
Speaker 2: I don't really want to talk about it because I
Speaker 2: feel like Taylor was robbed. That aside. Accompanying this ranking
Speaker 2: and this article was a video clip of the winners
Speaker 2: Top ten, I'm gonna say top five. Definitely, Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: was in it, and featured in the footage was a
Speaker 2: snippet from the Kanye West video for the song famous
Speaker 2: He Didn't He Didn't Make her famous.
Speaker 3: From Kanye West. If you sing your ministries, give him
Speaker 3: Kanye's better tune.
Speaker 2: It is a great tune. And you know that I think,
Speaker 2: against my better judgment, Carye. West is a musical genius.
Speaker 2: But you know people say, when you go out to
Speaker 2: a dinner party, never talk politics, religion, and something else.
Speaker 2: What's the point in going out and talking of you?
Speaker 2: I would add Kanye West and Taylor Swift to those
Speaker 2: three things, because don't get me started.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, okay, I have fought.
Speaker 2: With somebody in a very embarrassing and vocal way that
Speaker 2: believed that Kanye West made Taylor Swift but also she is.
Speaker 4: There's the argument now, swnny, with all the Beyonce stuff
Speaker 4: and the thank you Beyonce, that the reason Kanye did
Speaker 4: that was to protect Taylor from Beyonce.
Speaker 3: That's the TikTok conspiracy.
Speaker 2: And is the Earth flat TV. So I'll get back
Speaker 2: to you, nah, thank you so much. David did this
Speaker 2: and it was shocking, and Taylor has referred to it
Speaker 2: in the past as revenge porn.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: So she doesn't like it. No, they've taken it down.
Speaker 2: But I think that this is not the sort of
Speaker 2: thing that happens unintentionally.
Speaker 3: You think Bill would have done it to like take
Speaker 3: a dig.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Can you imagine how much footage there is to
Speaker 2: choose from of my Queen and Savior, anything from the
Speaker 2: erarors to her, anything from when she was a little
Speaker 2: girl on stage, It's all documented. Why choose that?
Speaker 4: I wonder Swanny if it's because Taylor has quite a
Speaker 4: clean image, right, that is the most salacious and sexy
Speaker 4: sort of image of her, even though it's not it's.
Speaker 3: A wax figure or a figure.
Speaker 2: It's a wax figure.
Speaker 4: But maybe that's why to catch people's eyes scrolling through
Speaker 4: the feats, That's what I mean.
Speaker 2: I just think I reckon, that's real bad.
Speaker 3: Okay. Next, we are so excited.
Speaker 4: Drake has announced he's heading down under and in Chrissy's
Speaker 4: Queasy we are looking for two die hard fans.
Speaker 2: I am definitely leaving the house for this.
Speaker 3: You got yes, I would drag you there.
Speaker 2: Yes is the Chrissy Swan Show. Yes, try and regain
Speaker 2: some energy because you're going to need it to superstar.
Speaker 2: Australian actor Hugo Weaving is coming up to talk about
Speaker 2: his new Binge film, which is the story of everyone's
Speaker 2: favorite Christmas song, How to Make Gravy by Paul Kelley.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, even you must love this.
Speaker 3: It's been to be an Australian to not love this, sawning.
Speaker 2: It almost needs to be the anthem.
Speaker 3: The Australian anthem.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you know. It's just so brilliant and I
Speaker 2: can't wait to see it come to life. That goes
Speaker 2: to air for the first time on Sunday. But Hugo
Speaker 2: Weaving's coming up.
Speaker 3: He sure is. But next morning.
Speaker 4: The massive news today at midday was that Drake Champagne Poppy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's heading down Under with his Anita max Win tour
Speaker 4: in February next year.
Speaker 2: You promised me. When I express some curiosity at the
Speaker 2: top of the show, why does the graphics for the
Speaker 2: tour resemble a very bad kids movie poster? And why
Speaker 2: is it called the Anita max Win Tour? Who is
Speaker 2: Anita max.
Speaker 4: So swany Drake was on a live stream at the
Speaker 4: end of last year and he introduced this like alter
Speaker 4: ego and their name was Anita max I've actually got
Speaker 4: the audio of it here for you to hear.
Speaker 1: I made a hat that I need for the stream
Speaker 1: right here. This is my alter ego, Anita max Win.
Speaker 4: Now, because Drake's a big gambler and Drake likes to punt,
Speaker 4: he's actually saying I need a max Win, as in
Speaker 4: like when gambling. So now he's created this alter ego,
Speaker 4: Anita max Win.
Speaker 2: Why is it a little girl with a big medallion
Speaker 2: and a smoking gun?
Speaker 3: How don't know if she's a vibe though.
Speaker 1: This is my alter ego, Anita max Win.
Speaker 2: Oh my god? So is he only doing this for money?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Like Denise Drivesdale and Ernie sigliet Twigg.
Speaker 6: Four.
Speaker 4: Next in Chrissy's Crazy, we are looking for the two
Speaker 4: biggest diehard Drake fans. Drake brings the Anita max Win
Speaker 4: Tour to Australia, playing arenas February twenty twenty five, less
Speaker 4: than three months away. Pre sale starts Tuesday, December three.
Speaker 4: Head to livenation dot com dot a you for details.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: The time is here.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how we do it. But
Speaker 2: only three hours ago, Drake announced that he is coming
Speaker 2: down under on his Anita.
Speaker 3: Big Win Anita max Win.
Speaker 2: Anita Maxween tour, and already people are losing their minds
Speaker 2: for these tickets. We are about to give away a double.
Speaker 4: Sure us warning and this quizzy is for diehard Drake
Speaker 4: fans as all of the questions are Drake related and
Speaker 4: you need to properly know the dude.
Speaker 2: There's a few one here that I would know. I
Speaker 2: think I might be a closet die Hard Drake. Hello Michael.
Speaker 2: Where do you sit on the scale of one to
Speaker 2: ten of Drake super fan ory?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: Ten for sure, I'm the most deserving.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this. I love some confident. What is
Speaker 2: your favorite song? Ah?
Speaker 5: Probably like Passion.
Speaker 2: Passions said, you're a bit of a smooth BARRETTA. Let's
Speaker 2: go to kim Let's go to Kim. Hey, Kimmy, Hi, Chrissy.
Speaker 2: All right, now this is high stakes because you are
Speaker 2: not playing for yourself. You are playing for your son, Lucas,
Speaker 2: who is the super fan.
Speaker 5: I am, and I'm very nervous. He's sixteen, He's a
Speaker 5: massive fan. As soon as you heard about it, He's
Speaker 5: like Mom, I have to go, so I'm going to
Speaker 5: do my best for him to make sure that he
Speaker 5: gets to go.
Speaker 4: Good on you, Kim, Good on you forgiving it a go.
Speaker 4: And before we get to the Queens, I'm just going
Speaker 4: to do some business. Drake brings the Anita Maxwin to
Speaker 4: it to Australia. He is playing Arenas February twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4: That is less than three months away.
Speaker 2: It's so exciting.
Speaker 4: Free sales starts Tuesday, December third. Head to livenation dot
Speaker 4: com dot au for details. But Michael and Kim, one
Speaker 4: of you is not going to.
Speaker 2: Need to do that question. Oh your names are your buzzers?
Speaker 2: All right? Is that clear? Yes? It's the best of five,
Speaker 2: meaning the first person to get three answers correct wins
Speaker 2: the game and we'll walk away with these tickets to
Speaker 2: the Drake concert. Is that clear?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 5: It is yes.
Speaker 2: Question number one, what is Drake's real name?
Speaker 3: Michael?
Speaker 2: Yes, Michael Aubrey Drake Graham is going to be hard.
Speaker 3: To beat, Kimmy is question number two?
Speaker 2: What was the name of Drake's debut album? Michael, Yeah, Michael,
Speaker 2: thank me later, I will. But what was the name
Speaker 2: of the album what I did, alright when she said,
Speaker 2: can you imagine how embarrassing I am to my cool
Speaker 2: sons when his friends come over and I'm like, hello,
Speaker 2: what's your name? I love your haircut? I was like,
Speaker 2: question number three.
Speaker 8: This is for the win, Michael, can you name and
Speaker 8: this is this is to keep you in the game, Kimmy, Yeah,
Speaker 8: can you name this?
Speaker 2: Drake song Michael, Michael.
Speaker 1: Whoa, Oh my god, hold on, we're going.
Speaker 2: Home, Yes, Michael, in the words Aubrey Drake Graham, You're
Speaker 2: a good boy and you know it. Hey, you are
Speaker 2: going Michael. You don't need to suffer the injustice of
Speaker 2: waiting or missing out or that awful hour glass timing out.
Speaker 2: You're going good.
Speaker 1: On your Mica.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, we are thrilled to welcome to
Speaker 2: the show star and beloved actor Hugo Weaving. We've loved
Speaker 2: him in Babe the Matrix, a Lot of the Rings, Priscilla,
Speaker 2: Quid of the Desert, and now we are set to
Speaker 2: love him in the new movie How to Make Gravy,
Speaker 2: which streams on Binge from Sunday. Welcome Hugo Weaving. Hi,
Speaker 2: I am so excited for this feature film because the
Speaker 2: song how to Make Gravy by Paul Kelly is one
Speaker 2: of the most beloved ditties in this country. When you
Speaker 2: first read the script, did you say, oh, my God,
Speaker 2: of course this is a movie waiting to happen.
Speaker 7: Actually, I heard that the film was going to be made,
Speaker 7: and I thought, what a brilliant idea, because I love
Speaker 7: the song and I just thought it was the most
Speaker 7: fantastic idea for a film set around Christmas, about about
Speaker 7: who we are in Australia now, about family, about missing
Speaker 7: your family, about all the all the typical familial problems
Speaker 7: we have around Christmas time. Yeah, and so I was
Speaker 7: really excited that the film was being made. And then
Speaker 7: and then I got to read the script and that
Speaker 7: was even more excited.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, and you play the kindly Lifer.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a character most of the characters in the
Speaker 7: film Paul has written about in the in the song,
Speaker 7: and so the family members are all written about, although
Speaker 7: you don't know who's who in the song. You've just
Speaker 7: got a list of names. But Megan Washington and Nick Waterman,
Speaker 7: who the co writers and Nick's the director of the
Speaker 7: of the film, created some characters in the prison as well,
Speaker 7: which is where Joe's writing his letter home from. And
Speaker 7: there's a character in the prison called Noel who's a lifer.
Speaker 7: So he's obviously done something a long time ago that
Speaker 7: he is in jail for for the rest of his life.
Speaker 7: But he's reconstructed himself and he runs the mens group
Speaker 7: and he runs the kitchen in jail, and he kind
Speaker 7: of acts as a father figure for Joe. And because
Speaker 7: it's a Christmas movie, there's sort of Santa Claus echoes
Speaker 7: in knowl I love it.
Speaker 2: I mean, the lyrics of the song. We all know
Speaker 2: Dan and Joe and Reader and Mary and Roger, and
Speaker 2: I'm sure the way that Paul Kelly wrote this song
Speaker 2: just evokes visuals. I can't believe that I'm going to
Speaker 2: be able to sit and watch this song come to life.
Speaker 7: It is a quintessential Australian ballad really, and it's about
Speaker 7: it's about all of our families, and it's about a
Speaker 7: specific family, and it feels specific. And the way in
Speaker 7: which is beautiful production design with this film, and it's
Speaker 7: set sort of now and sort of when the song
Speaker 7: was written, It's been elegantly created. This world. It feels
Speaker 7: very true, feels very very real, but it also has
Speaker 7: a timeless quality to it. I think it'll be really
Speaker 7: very warmly embraced by people around the country.
Speaker 2: And I also love that it's not an American Christmas vibe.
Speaker 2: It's like we've all got you know, Tim Allen, Santa Claus,
Speaker 2: that's what we've been left with, or the Grinch or whatever.
Speaker 2: But Christmas in Australia, I don't know. I've just always
Speaker 2: felt it's a bit melancholy and it's hot, and it's
Speaker 2: everything it shouldn't be. And I feel like this film
Speaker 2: is going to encapsulate.
Speaker 7: That it does, and I'm sure it'll be embraced by
Speaker 7: everyone because of that. Really, it's a celebration of.
Speaker 4: Who we are.
Speaker 7: It's not about other people.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 4: It's so exciting streaming on Binge from December one, which
Speaker 4: is this Sunday Hugo. I remember as a young boy
Speaker 4: seeing you on the screen for the first time in Priscilla,
Speaker 4: and I think only now is sort of an adult
Speaker 4: I've realized how much that movie meant to me growing
Speaker 4: up and hearing and seeing headlines that there's potentially a
Speaker 4: sequel in the works is really exciting. Can you speak
Speaker 4: to that or give us a little nugget of gold
Speaker 4: on what's happening.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, we've been talking to Stephan Ellitt who wrote
Speaker 7: and directed Priscilla way back when, and Guy Pearce and
Speaker 7: I and Terence Stamp have been we're all sort of
Speaker 7: on board with the new Priscilla and where are the
Speaker 7: girls now? What are they up to, what's happening in
Speaker 7: their lives? And I mean the idea of doing a
Speaker 7: sequel is you have to have a very good reason
Speaker 7: to go back and do something like that. But it's
Speaker 7: a great idea. And so we've all pitched and we're
Speaker 7: all on board, and there are scripts we've read and
Speaker 7: being worked on, and there's money in the wings and
Speaker 7: so hopefully next year, if all the stars alone will
Speaker 7: be we'll be filming. But yeah, that's that's where we're
Speaker 7: at with it. It's exciting project daunching as well challenging.
Speaker 7: But I don't like doing things that aren't challenging, So
Speaker 7: when I get a bit worried, that's probably a good
Speaker 7: sign for me.
Speaker 2: Before you went all in, Hugo, did you make sure
Speaker 2: that your legs still look great in your pair of stockings?
Speaker 7: And I hope so no, well, I will have to
Speaker 7: get myself in shape.
Speaker 4: You go, please stick around. We want to play a
Speaker 4: quick game with you after this. Make sure you stream
Speaker 4: how to Make Gravy. It's on Binge from December one,
Speaker 4: which is this Sunday.
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, we want to play the game, but
Speaker 2: I want to play how to Make Gravy the song
Speaker 2: by Paul Kelly.
Speaker 3: Now right now, do we have it? I'm not losing
Speaker 3: my job for this though. You are oh okay worth.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show and Hugo Weaving, star of the
Speaker 2: new Binge feature film, kicks off on Sunday. It's called
Speaker 2: how to Make Gravy. I can't wait for it. He's
Speaker 2: stuck around. Thank you so much, Hugo, thank you. Now
Speaker 2: we've come up with a little game, and it's called lies.
Speaker 2: Google has told me.
Speaker 3: Lies. Google has told me.
Speaker 2: Because I feel like we just believe everything that we
Speaker 2: read on the Internet, and it turns out, not surprisingly
Speaker 2: to you, that most of it is made up. I'm
Speaker 2: going to give you some things that I have found
Speaker 2: about you, and you're going to say, what a load
Speaker 2: of shit? Or yes that is true. Director Peter Jackson
Speaker 2: had to actively convince you to take on the role
Speaker 2: of Elrond in Lord of the Rings because you didn't
Speaker 2: think it was for you.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure I did go over there. Did he
Speaker 7: actively persuade me? He certainly enticed me and lured me,
Speaker 7: And yeah, no, I think maybe that there's an element
Speaker 7: of truth about that.
Speaker 2: Twenty percent. I'm going to give it twenty percent. You've
Speaker 2: said that your biggest ambition is to retire to a
Speaker 2: small cabin in the middle of nowhere with a library
Speaker 2: and no cell phone signal by the way, can I
Speaker 2: come to But.
Speaker 7: Is that true? I may have said that, but I
Speaker 7: don't think it's the biggest ambition. I don't think that
Speaker 7: sounds like me. But the books, the library, and the
Speaker 7: railing against cell phones, that sounds like me. But retire
Speaker 7: being a hermit, retiring away not the full picture, shall
Speaker 7: we say?
Speaker 2: I would love that? Do you recite tongue twisters at
Speaker 2: lightning speed to prepare for live performance?
Speaker 7: There was a famous tongue twister which I shall not
Speaker 7: repeat because it's totally obscene, which we used to do it.
Speaker 2: We can beep it.
Speaker 7: Caggi had a rough cut punt amazing, Okay, So you
Speaker 7: had to say that very very fast, and there's a
Speaker 7: bit more of it than that, So yes, we used
Speaker 7: to do that one before shows.
Speaker 2: Yes, if someone recognizes you at an airport or on
Speaker 2: the street and starts quoting lines from you know, your
Speaker 2: big smashes like Lord of the Rings or The Matrix,
Speaker 2: you pretend to be confused and say, I think you
Speaker 2: might be mistaking me for someone else.
Speaker 7: That's Sam Neil's. Sam Neil often gets confused. People say,
Speaker 7: I tell Sam he was great in all my films.
Speaker 7: I do sometimes get confused with Sam people's compliment me
Speaker 7: on his performances. So that does happen, Yes, Sam, and
Speaker 7: and I get confused with it. I don't know why,
Speaker 7: but it's a regular occurrence.
Speaker 2: I mean, both thinking women's crumpets.
Speaker 3: Come on, Oh there you go.
Speaker 2: You think you've got a great face for playing villains
Speaker 2: because your eyebrows make you look permanently suspicious or angry.
Speaker 7: Well, I couldn't possibly comment.
Speaker 2: And last, but not least, you will offer the chance
Speaker 2: to become a Knight in the Order of Australia, but
Speaker 2: you turned it down because you don't like the idea
Speaker 2: of a title. Apparently your response was I'll just stick
Speaker 2: to Hugo, thanks a night.
Speaker 7: I don't think I could know. I've never heard of
Speaker 7: that one.
Speaker 4: How I love it and it's lies, Huguy. Couldn't let
Speaker 4: you go without just bringing up how much I love
Speaker 4: your character frankin Slow Horses. It's an unbelievable show. And
Speaker 4: is it true that you're coming back for seasonsy.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is true.
Speaker 7: I've been just come back from England a few weeks ago,
Speaker 7: so I was filming over there. Season six is presently
Speaker 7: being filmed. I'm going back in January. I'll be there
Speaker 7: till March. So yeah, Frank's back.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: What's it like working with Gary Oldman? Does he have
Speaker 4: any similarities to Jackson lanb.
Speaker 7: I only met Gary this time around the first season
Speaker 7: I did season four. We didn't have scenes together, and
Speaker 7: I was we were going to be working on the
Speaker 7: same sort of three days in a row, but Gary
Speaker 7: went and got COVID, so I didn't get to meet
Speaker 7: him back then, so I've only just met him. He
Speaker 7: came and gave me a big hug. We had a
Speaker 7: lovely chat on the street, but we haven't done any
Speaker 7: scenes yet. But yeah, he seems seemed terrific.
Speaker 2: I've just remembered a question that I discovered, a thing
Speaker 2: that I discovered yesterday that I'd forgotten written right down?
Speaker 2: Did you meet your now wife and you know you've
Speaker 2: been married for decades when you were four years old?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the true. That's true. We lived opposite each
Speaker 7: other up in Taramara, up in Warunga, and yeah, we
Speaker 7: used to play with each other on the street. But
Speaker 7: I then didn't meet her again until I was I'd
Speaker 7: gone around the world and came back when I was
Speaker 7: and I was she was at university and I was
Speaker 7: at drama school.
Speaker 2: So yeah, And was it the sort of thing you
Speaker 2: put too and two together later or year?
Speaker 7: Yeah, later on we realized, Ah, your mum's this, and
Speaker 7: mom are that where we used to Ah we used
Speaker 7: to live opposite you, so yeah, we put we put
Speaker 7: it together.
Speaker 3: Amazing. Thanks for so much.
Speaker 4: You go stream how to make gravy this Sunday on
Speaker 4: Bin You're going to love it.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for your time. You go weaving.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much, guys.
Speaker 1: Thank you the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We are almost out of here and what a show.
Speaker 2: What a week.
Speaker 3: Grabbed the podcast if you missed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to miss this, but let's do
Speaker 2: this first Chrissy's clique fait. So first things first, Today
Speaker 2: is Thanksgiving Day in America. Oh and I'm so surprised
Speaker 2: that or is it the twenty eighth, the twenty eighth,
Speaker 2: whatever that today? Yeah, so I'm always so surprised that
Speaker 2: hasn't taken off here.
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving, yes, because.
Speaker 2: I have always thought it's the most beautiful premise and
Speaker 2: it's not Christian or religious like you know, Christmas. It
Speaker 2: is just about giving thanking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where did it come from?
Speaker 2: I did google it actually just before we started speaking,
Speaker 2: and it's sort of like a harvest kind of thing.
Speaker 2: It's probably like a pagan festival, probably not unlike Halloween.
Speaker 2: But we love Halloween.
Speaker 3: Here absolutely, and we have an embraced Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Like Halloween, I know, and I really think we should.
Speaker 2: I might ever had Thanksgiving lunch next year. I've always
Speaker 2: wanted to, but it always comes around so quickly, and
Speaker 2: that's Christmas. It's crazy, but I'm going to plan it anyway. Macy's,
Speaker 2: the department store, has a very very famous annual Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: Day parade, and Australians have stolen the show. Of course,
Speaker 2: Bluie was there, who is a global sensation.
Speaker 3: Everyone loves a bit of Bluey, but we.
Speaker 2: Were very thrilled to our girl, Kylie Minogue, Melbourne's own
Speaker 2: Kylie Minogue stratting her stuff on a float as if
Speaker 2: she was on the closing credits of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Speaker 1: Can you hear Me?
Speaker 2: One of my top five of all time? Slow what
Speaker 2: a choice.
Speaker 3: Video one not.
Speaker 2: I love the head I love she's been out of
Speaker 2: president my she goes a bit surround by anyway, I'd
Speaker 2: rather that. And there's been a lot of sort of
Speaker 2: controverte around lip syncing and all of that. She made
Speaker 2: it very clear she wasn't lip syncing. The feedback online
Speaker 2: was what Kylie is absolutely singing live. She made so
Speaker 2: we sure we knew by going, oh yeah, can you
Speaker 2: hear me?
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you who also performed at the Thanksgiving Day parade.
Speaker 2: Her name is Ariana. It's not Ariana Grande from Wicked.
Speaker 2: It's the other one from Van der Pump Rules, Oh,
Speaker 2: Arianatics Ariana Maddox And it's the saddest thing I've seen
Speaker 2: in a very long time.
Speaker 3: It sounds like karaoke.
Speaker 2: What is that backing track?
Speaker 3: Backing beat makes it even more depressing.
Speaker 2: Backing track reminds me of the Cassio keyboard I got
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty five, you know, hit Boss and Nova. Anyway,
Speaker 2: she has released that single. It is of course he
Speaker 2: Loved Me by the Cardigans.
Speaker 6: Oh I think.
Speaker 2: It's by the Cardigans. Well no, it's Love Fool by Cardigans,
Speaker 2: Love Fools. Yeah. Anyway, it shouldn't have been covered, and
Speaker 2: it's definitely you shouldn't have been covered by her. What
Speaker 2: you need to do is google it and see the
Speaker 2: facial expressions and it's totally Young Johnny Young Talent Time
Speaker 2: School nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 4: Isn't it funny Swanny to think that she is on
Speaker 4: that stage because of scandal ole, Like that's what brought
Speaker 4: her really into the limelight, because Tom Sandoval cheated on her.
Speaker 4: And now suddenly she's singing the Cardigans at a Thanksgiving
Speaker 4: parade in New York City in one.
Speaker 2: Of the biggest global events of our time.
Speaker 3: I love Pump Rules, Come More Magic, Beautiful Weekend. What
Speaker 3: a show we had today podcasted?
Speaker 2: If you missed it, you don't want to miss it.
Speaker 2: Hugo Weaving is a gentle man. I didn't even ask you,
Speaker 2: what have you gone on for the weekend.
Speaker 4: I Am going down to celebrate my dad's birthday on
Speaker 4: the peninsula.
Speaker 2: Oh, happy birthday, dab.
Speaker 3: What about you? Swany?
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