Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jon Lauren, start your morning the right way.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody. You're welcome Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Happy Wednesday, Habby Wednesday, Habby homp Day.
Speaker 5: We're halfway there in Melbourne. In the words of Rob
Speaker 5: remember we supply that we did too.
Speaker 3: We're halfway there. Whoa whoa, Yeah we are.
Speaker 6: And it sort of feels like because we've got Thursday
Speaker 6: Night footy this week.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Big Max going, I'm not going to Ring
Speaker 2: Clint yesterday. My wife blocked out the calendar.
Speaker 5: She off to on bloody Thursday and they're.
Speaker 2: Doing no She's going see her equivalent.
Speaker 5: Of the pies, which is at the Ballet.
Speaker 2: No Devils prior to Oh yeah, her and some of
Speaker 2: the GIRLI pops. The mum's had a.
Speaker 3: Pop down easily. The kids home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently you can't.
Speaker 5: I got apparently until what age?
Speaker 3: What age can they fend for themselves?
Speaker 5: What age can the oldest look after the youngest? That's
Speaker 5: the problem. You've got a little.
Speaker 2: One, that's the thing. Like the twelve year old, I trusts, Yeah.
Speaker 5: But what a like teen maybe fifteen?
Speaker 2: Before he can the younger one's four?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Do you think that's a toddler.
Speaker 4: That's the freedom when he's in three years, he's fifteen
Speaker 4: and he's seven.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Three years. I'm good.
Speaker 2: I got home.
Speaker 4: Yes, in jail for a little while longer, Right, I'm cooked.
Speaker 4: What have you got to do to get through East prison?
Speaker 4: Something pretty bad?
Speaker 3: Car jacking?
Speaker 5: Oh? I get that out? Good luck to do it
Speaker 5: better next time.
Speaker 2: Do it next time again, especially if you're holding a knife.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll give you a lift home from court. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I got home, Yes, today was I'm gonna win share
Speaker 2: leads to the team.
Speaker 5: Doesn't sound like you.
Speaker 2: I walked in the door. There were there were school
Speaker 2: bags scattered everywhere out of the front lawn. I walk in.
Speaker 5: How many kids three in there?
Speaker 2: Felix is like, hey, Dad, I got some mates over.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: One of them I didn't recognize. It was this bloke
Speaker 2: just sitting on my.
Speaker 3: Couch and a bloke like a intruder.
Speaker 2: He looked like a bloke.
Speaker 5: Kids are eating too much chicken.
Speaker 2: They I was like, he looks twenty. He looks like
Speaker 2: he's in my class.
Speaker 4: You didn't recognize him, like because you didn't think he
Speaker 4: looked like a boy because he hadn't met him.
Speaker 2: I've never met him, and I'm like, nice to meet you.
Speaker 2: Who were you?
Speaker 4: Good though that he's gone to high school, he's making
Speaker 4: all these new friends.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was just this weird feeling going. Did
Speaker 2: your mum know you're in my random house?
Speaker 5: You know, as long as they're not in her yel
Speaker 5: said I'm going to mate house. You'd be like, so
Speaker 5: how long you're to stay for?
Speaker 2: No props? Broke?
Speaker 6: But we did that all the time, didn't we. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we just jumped from house to house. Didn't tell you
Speaker 6: know what.
Speaker 5: I miss didn't the Pezzies.
Speaker 2: Didn't tell the pezz You know, I wouldn't mind because
Speaker 2: I introduced myself, went, oh hi, I'm Jason. Wouldn't mind it.
Speaker 2: Thanks having me, mister Hawkins.
Speaker 4: There's none of that nice to meet you, Jayce. And
Speaker 4: then when you leave, you go thanks for having me too.
Speaker 4: Keen to say thanks for having me at the start,
Speaker 4: because you don't know if they actually want you there.
Speaker 2: But get back to the old.
Speaker 5: So what did you say? You went high? I'm Jace
Speaker 5: just grunt or something he said, was it hand?
Speaker 2: You said get yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Ellen, And it was like, I'm thirty five.
Speaker 2: For four o'clock and I just sort of over the
Speaker 2: next two hours, I'm like, so you need a left home?
Speaker 5: When he was still there. Yeah, mom didn't care where
Speaker 5: he was. He's a third child or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, six o one turtles.
Speaker 5: You didn't say, do you want to stay for dinner? Ellen?
Speaker 2: No, I'm already feeding three four because he lives bro But.
Speaker 5: Then they'll have him around one time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you have to feed true scared what
Speaker 2: it was it costs me?
Speaker 4: Is this the time when you start sussing out the
Speaker 4: parents so I won't like, are the parents who want
Speaker 4: to be friends with?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I just enrolled the four year old in
Speaker 2: soccer on Sunday mornings because they get along with the parents.
Speaker 3: That's oh, that's a good vocation for him.
Speaker 2: Until nine am Sunday morning rolls were out up.
Speaker 4: But then if you like this is the thing, if
Speaker 4: you like the parents, you can go, hey, where's you
Speaker 4: might come and picking up Archie today and I'll say
Speaker 4: ned next week.
Speaker 2: Good point. Or they're just in the same camp because
Speaker 2: you spent Saturday night.
Speaker 5: I've even got a better idea.
Speaker 4: Why don't he stay his house on Saturday night, have
Speaker 4: sleepover and then go to soccer next weekend.
Speaker 5: I'll take the kids. Then, where's go knock yourself out
Speaker 5: of the foot roll?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Oh, where's is the dad of the kid that plays Socker?
Speaker 2: Who's Alan?
Speaker 5: Alan's thirty five year old kid?
Speaker 3: Who Alan?
Speaker 2: Were going? We've got to get better fake names?
Speaker 5: Who knows?
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty six?
Speaker 5: Yes, don't know.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're going to a big shake coming up. Let's get
Speaker 2: into it. It's this Noover take Big night in Melbourne
Speaker 2: last night? What happened flashy little red carpet four?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 7: Well look what TJ lacks drag Den?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 9: Who is this? Do you know her?
Speaker 10: Do I know her?
Speaker 7: I'm Andy Sachs Andrea.
Speaker 8: She was one of the emilies.
Speaker 4: What all the celebrities were there? I'm told I saw
Speaker 4: it all over the social media. It always Premier Devil
Speaker 4: was prot of to Premier in Melbourne last night.
Speaker 6: We're hoping it's as good as the first. It looks
Speaker 6: pretty good. It looks good.
Speaker 5: I think even if it's not that great, the girl's
Speaker 5: gonna love it.
Speaker 3: The galleys. Yeah, oh, it's nostalgia dressing up on the
Speaker 3: red carpet.
Speaker 5: A lot of people who are read.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it said that on the invitation.
Speaker 3: I think I check, folks, I think I got it.
Speaker 2: I think I got I didn't you You.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't know, you wouldn't check your email. But I said no,
Speaker 5: because we're taking the moms.
Speaker 2: That's right. We've got our and your Mother's Day lunch
Speaker 2: coming up. We are taking the moms to Village Cinemas
Speaker 2: to experience the Devil was proud of too in Gold Class.
Speaker 2: How you can book at Village Cinemas dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: And before we do that, we're taking the moms to
Speaker 2: wine and dine them a crown. We are having a
Speaker 2: lunch at No Boot.
Speaker 4: That is going to be besh, my mom's excited sponser.
Speaker 4: Yesterday the panics already said in of what she's going
Speaker 4: to wear, of course, and I said, why don't I
Speaker 4: buy you an outfit? And that's mother's stage gift instead
Speaker 4: of me getting you something.
Speaker 5: You don't want.
Speaker 2: Because I always say to Lou when we're to.
Speaker 5: Make sure you tell her you like her out there.
Speaker 2: That's a smart idea. That's good.
Speaker 5: Take your shopping. We're going to go shopping.
Speaker 2: Well, I always say, like leaning up to an event,
Speaker 2: I'm like, let's do three days out. Let's pick our outfits.
Speaker 2: Let's avoid the fight on what lay them out on
Speaker 2: the bed. Just let's let's have the fight that we're
Speaker 2: normally going to have an hour before we leave. Three
Speaker 2: days out.
Speaker 6: Just for those playing at home, the dress code was
Speaker 6: paint the town Red's and it was it in Cambwell at.
Speaker 3: The RIVERI and I was invited for you?
Speaker 2: Who was the invite from?
Speaker 3: It's a team at the Walt Disney Company events straight
Speaker 3: in New Zealand.
Speaker 2: So if I look up Walt Disnet you Mariam, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Maybe don't.
Speaker 10: Why?
Speaker 3: I mean, I could have taken us my plus one.
Speaker 5: Me too, but we both declined.
Speaker 3: What would you have dressed in something red?
Speaker 2: And nine mates? It's really nice?
Speaker 4: Would yeah?
Speaker 5: You paint the town red?
Speaker 2: Got my hair.
Speaker 5: A red cap?
Speaker 4: Imagine him in his little red suit, look like Rascal
Speaker 4: dancing down that red car.
Speaker 3: He would have been there would have been him and
Speaker 3: Patty Newton and Lauren Lauren Lauren.
Speaker 6: It's Lauren's Lauren Lauren Lauren yes, as opposed to Lauren
Speaker 6: or Laurent.
Speaker 5: I think I should rebrand to Laurent Jason Loren.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Let's do a rebrand struggle, saying, yeh, bloody show as
Speaker 2: it is, Ja, Jason Loren, it's.
Speaker 5: Very twenty twenty six. Do you want to rebrand?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: I don't know what you could change? Jase too though,
Speaker 5: I think Jarse, Just and Lorenz.
Speaker 2: It's just and Larenz. Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 5: It's catchy. What do you think Clinton? Clinton, Clinton's it's
Speaker 5: just and Loren.
Speaker 2: Clinton's here too.
Speaker 3: I think Joss or just Joss.
Speaker 5: Just Jos Just I like I'll put it a little
Speaker 5: accent if you get on the end and the Wren
Speaker 5: and Clinton's here to.
Speaker 2: Please address this you and Lo Wren producing. Maybe we're
Speaker 2: going to need some new openers for the show.
Speaker 5: You're not busy? He can do that, Hey, Tom, anything
Speaker 5: else on this work now? He's funny.
Speaker 2: You'll make Tommy Hawkins after seventh this morn now, that's
Speaker 2: the name.
Speaker 5: You can't make fancy Tom Hawkins.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear what he's planned for Emma
Speaker 2: from Mother's Day. He'll be all favorite wedding.
Speaker 5: Oh, we might have to have a meeting of the
Speaker 5: minds today. Have you planned anything for mother?
Speaker 2: Have I planned it?
Speaker 3: Think?
Speaker 2: Believe now?
Speaker 5: Question also without notice? When's your wedding anniversary? Is that saying?
Speaker 2: Yes? Do you know where?
Speaker 11: It?
Speaker 5: Just reminded on that?
Speaker 2: Do you know when?
Speaker 3: Is it? Because it is soon?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is it before? After my Mother's Day?
Speaker 2: It's around, It's like this week. I think it's around.
Speaker 5: I think I've got it in my diary.
Speaker 2: Someone does?
Speaker 10: Have you?
Speaker 2: Have you got all over? Lauren? Yes, got tickets from
Speaker 2: Good Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 2: That caught us out this.
Speaker 3: Morning Monsters and men for a very long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, little talks goodbbe though.
Speaker 3: In the five thirty show This Morning, Kelly Kelly.
Speaker 2: Kelly Kelly, she's still going.
Speaker 3: No, it was it. Life sucks with that one of
Speaker 3: the other ones. She just kept going and going and go,
Speaker 3: and my.
Speaker 2: Life would suck with Oh yeah, I know, yeah this one. Hey,
Speaker 2: this is number one hundred. You're on the air with
Speaker 2: Jason and Lauren Clints here as well.
Speaker 4: Twenty venues around Melbourne have been attacked since February.
Speaker 7: The wave of firebombings at Melbourne Hospitality venues.
Speaker 12: Police cracked down on the crime days fire bombing Melbourne's
Speaker 12: clubs and.
Speaker 2: Bars, setting up a new task force to end Melbourne's
Speaker 2: hospitality wars before someone's killed.
Speaker 6: It's a scary time right now if you're a hospitality
Speaker 6: owner or someone who frequents night spots around Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Right It's like we've thought twice about even like going
Speaker 4: out for a drink in some places recently.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know, we go on to stay home.
Speaker 6: So police right now looking into who exactly is pulling
Speaker 6: the strings. It points to organized crime. All these arson
Speaker 6: attacks are spaded them the CBD South Melbourne Paran.
Speaker 3: Twelve arrests have.
Speaker 6: Been made so far. So what's happening out there? Christine
Speaker 6: Hern from the Today Show has some exclusive details on
Speaker 6: all this morning.
Speaker 5: Chrising morning guys.
Speaker 6: Now, am I right in suggesting this all revolves around
Speaker 6: activity on encrypted apps?
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's right. I mean I've been going to a
Speaker 13: lot of these firebombed venues and talking to owners that
Speaker 13: didn't want to go on camera for obvious reasons, but
Speaker 13: they kind of told me the story behind it. They
Speaker 13: said that these kids go on the encrypted app signal
Speaker 13: and they described it to me. One owner described it
Speaker 13: to me as air tasker for criminals. So there's a
Speaker 13: list of jobs, say a job, you know, firebomb this venue.
Speaker 13: They accept the job, they go and do it. Then
Speaker 13: they have to video it and you'll see on some
Speaker 13: of the CCTV the criminals are filming it because that
Speaker 13: is how they get paid.
Speaker 5: It's their proof.
Speaker 13: Then they go back and get paid by the crime gang.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. So the gang members are pretty much using
Speaker 2: high and help young kids because they know if they
Speaker 2: don't want to get caught themselves, and b if juveniles
Speaker 2: get caught doing it, then they just get off pretty.
Speaker 13: Easy, correct, said Pawned. And the other thing, one owner
Speaker 13: was telling me that when these kids, sixteen year old
Speaker 13: kids get caught and police they will tell us who
Speaker 13: paid you. They honestly say, I don't know because it's
Speaker 13: all anonymous on this app.
Speaker 3: Oh's crazy.
Speaker 5: So Chris, is it safe for us to be going
Speaker 5: out at the moment?
Speaker 13: Well, I can only go what police say, and police
Speaker 13: they continue as normal. However, be vigilant. And I have
Speaker 13: to say, to give you an example, police are on it,
Speaker 13: particularly if you're out in Paran Sathierra. Because we were
Speaker 13: using the Emerson as a bit of a backdrop yesterday,
Speaker 13: which has been the subject of a drive by shooting.
Speaker 13: Clinton away, you'd know it well. And basically we pulled
Speaker 13: up my cameraman, there was a cop right onto him
Speaker 13: as soon as he pulled up. Then an unmarked cop
Speaker 13: pulled up and wanted to know what he was doing.
Speaker 13: And then when I pulled up as well, another unmarked
Speaker 13: cop did a slow drive by.
Speaker 4: But is this like in the early hours if you're
Speaker 4: doing a Today show cross or something. Is this at
Speaker 4: like five o'clock in the morning or is this in the.
Speaker 13: Middle of the No, this is four point thirty to
Speaker 13: five o'clock in the morning, pulling up in front of
Speaker 13: a venue like the Emerson which has been targeted.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we had police on tour straightaway, just wanting to
Speaker 13: know what we were doing while we were there.
Speaker 3: So Herno.
Speaker 6: Police are trying to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 6: Why is this happening? Is it to do with some
Speaker 6: we've seen the tobacco wars erupt in Melbourne. Has this
Speaker 6: to do with some sort of bootleg grog?
Speaker 11: What is it?
Speaker 13: I can only go on what I've been told. So
Speaker 13: police is saying that they're unable to identify any motivation. However,
Speaker 13: and the owners that I've spoken to, they have told
Speaker 13: me that the reason they're being targeted they've got no demands.
Speaker 13: They've been taught, they said to me, they have received
Speaker 13: no demands from any kind of crime gang. However, one
Speaker 13: owner said to me that they believe the theory behind
Speaker 13: it is that this crime gang is sending a statement
Speaker 13: and targeting these popular spots to send a statement to
Speaker 13: all venues in Melbourne that you better when the demands come,
Speaker 13: you better comply with us or else. And those demands
Speaker 13: are selling their bootleg alcohol, which like tobacco, does not
Speaker 13: have the Australian pack on it, which is more than half.
Speaker 13: If you're looking at a bottle of vodka, it's the
Speaker 13: tax is more than hard.
Speaker 2: Right, So you're talking booze that's illegally snuck into the country,
Speaker 2: not necessarily like mate in Jimmy's backyard.
Speaker 7: Correct.
Speaker 13: I asked that, because I obviously we're all concerned about
Speaker 13: you know what happened exactly, and he said no, it
Speaker 13: is first of all stolen two ways, and I can
Speaker 13: only tell you what these owners are selling me stolen
Speaker 13: alcohol or alcohol that has been smuggled into the country
Speaker 13: not getting the tap.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, it's frightening, is and it's also frightening that
Speaker 4: they're you know, doing it when there's no customers in
Speaker 4: at the moment.
Speaker 5: But it's only amount of times exactly door.
Speaker 3: In the Emerson the night when when those shops.
Speaker 4: Are how many more details on that because the Emerson
Speaker 4: put out of saying it was Christine, do.
Speaker 5: You know about that? They said it was it was
Speaker 5: a cap gun or something it was.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they put out a statement saying it was blanks,
Speaker 13: but I have not got that information.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 2: Mum always said nothing good happens after midnight, Christine.
Speaker 3: Especially not two of them.
Speaker 5: Great, A lot of fun things happened.
Speaker 2: Out of the cops when they failed you up. So
Speaker 2: you're just picking up quent.
Speaker 13: Is normal taxi service for.
Speaker 3: I'm doing house parties day.
Speaker 2: Christina from General Lines Today's show. Thanks you japping on
Speaker 2: the sawning christ.
Speaker 3: You're the best, Christine, See mate, I was on TikTok.
Speaker 5: Oh where all good stories happen.
Speaker 2: You know what, I think it's great that we've raised
Speaker 2: the age of kids on social media.
Speaker 5: Do you think they should cap it though?
Speaker 3: Yes? Right, So it should be what sixteen to.
Speaker 2: Six?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I was at the gym yesterday getting all
Speaker 4: the TikTok gooss about Alice Cooper and Alex Alex Cooper,
Speaker 4: not Alice Cooper, different age Alex Cooper and Alex Earl,
Speaker 4: which is all the girls are talking about. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: everyone in the gym got involved in this conversation. Well,
Speaker 4: Alex Earl and Alex Cooper are like at each other
Speaker 4: big time.
Speaker 2: And now it's the girl behind call her daddy your
Speaker 2: favorite brew haha. And who's the other one?
Speaker 4: Apparently Alex Cooper. The girls are saying, wow, apparently call
Speaker 4: her daddy that what are you going to? What are
Speaker 4: you going to listen to?
Speaker 2: Jos?
Speaker 5: But all this drama's gone down.
Speaker 3: On the top.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, well this is this is footy content like
Speaker 6: AFL content. Now a video surface which spiked my interest
Speaker 6: because the question that they were asked elicited some amazing responses,
Speaker 6: and I reckon our listeners might might be able to
Speaker 6: prove that.
Speaker 3: They're even more filthy than the AFL footballers. Here we go,
Speaker 3: how often do you change your sheet?
Speaker 2: Every I do?
Speaker 3: Now change them every like second or third week.
Speaker 1: But in my first year away from home, I didn't
Speaker 1: realize how to change them, so they were probably on
Speaker 1: for a year.
Speaker 7: I actually have no idea, to be honest me personally,
Speaker 7: my wife changes every week.
Speaker 5: I used to change of about once a year, but
Speaker 5: I live with my girlf announce that.
Speaker 1: She's everywhere every couple weeks, maybe twice.
Speaker 3: A year before that.
Speaker 5: They're faces on those videos.
Speaker 3: Oh there are faces.
Speaker 2: They're well.
Speaker 6: One of them was text walkers. Yeah, my my wife
Speaker 6: changes my sheets. They're all young players, Lauren, all young Yeah,
Speaker 6: players who a year living.
Speaker 3: Out of home.
Speaker 5: They're eighteen. That's right, that's beyond rank.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine the condition of the feeling when you
Speaker 2: get into clean linen.
Speaker 5: It's amazing, But when you have a shower and you're slight.
Speaker 2: It's crisp. It's crisp.
Speaker 3: I don't even think I think our listeners might be
Speaker 3: able to better that. Don't.
Speaker 5: I will walk out.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 6: I just as soon as I heard it, I thought, Na,
Speaker 6: there'll be some people out there in Melbourne whose sheets
Speaker 6: haven't been changed in maybe.
Speaker 3: A year, a year or years?
Speaker 5: What do you mean years? There's there'd be holes in them.
Speaker 5: After years, you'd wear through them.
Speaker 2: You know what. There were some blokes on Shark Tank.
Speaker 2: I thought this was a genius idea and they were
Speaker 2: trying to sell a pack of like fitted sheets. Oh
Speaker 2: they've got the handles, so no, so it goes over
Speaker 2: the bed. But it's actually like four fitted sheets in one,
Speaker 2: so it's trying to change just the top one. Fantastic,
Speaker 2: there's three under ready to go.
Speaker 5: That's what people do in baby's beds.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think if you sweat through one need
Speaker 4: to get to the second one, it would be fresh plastic.
Speaker 2: You'd have some sort of lining between the two mattress
Speaker 2: to something in between.
Speaker 3: I'm a fortnight guy. That is that not great?
Speaker 2: That's all right?
Speaker 3: I mean it's I haven't got many in the rotations.
Speaker 5: What people in your bed or sheets?
Speaker 2: Weekly is Sunday Night's jolly laying in his own field?
Speaker 5: Bi weekly?
Speaker 3: Are you really?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 2: Bye?
Speaker 3: Weekly? Jeez, I've only got one close to.
Speaker 2: So no, into the microphone.
Speaker 5: No, we have a little help at home. Clean helps
Speaker 5: change the So that is very helpful. So it's very helpful.
Speaker 2: It is because they're called the help.
Speaker 5: They're not called the help. I didn't say that. I
Speaker 5: said we have some help at home with cleaning the house.
Speaker 2: What about there's just enough chain on just for them
Speaker 2: to get to the bed.
Speaker 5: But I like fresh sheets.
Speaker 2: Probably every second week. I got numerous bins.
Speaker 5: Well you've got to I've always been a weekly girl,
Speaker 5: you know what.
Speaker 3: Until I got the relationships someone helps the second I
Speaker 3: would have.
Speaker 2: Been like twenty one to twenty two. And I've got
Speaker 2: in a relationship with lou and I remember her going,
Speaker 2: We're going down to the store where you go linen lovers,
Speaker 2: and we're.
Speaker 5: Going to go down with Queen Tonight love Ades.
Speaker 2: And we are going to buy you adult sheets. And
Speaker 2: that was when I was like, I learned about thread
Speaker 2: count and all that.
Speaker 3: Ye bed bath and table's got nothing on a desk.
Speaker 5: I don't mind a BB and T, to be honest,
Speaker 5: but god, you and I love a desk.
Speaker 4: We should.
Speaker 5: We haven't been for a while.
Speaker 2: We did breeze and Sheridan's always on such.
Speaker 3: It is always on.
Speaker 5: Such is very expensive. You're around in Sheridan. You are
Speaker 5: living line.
Speaker 2: No, no, I've got on sale now, Melvin.
Speaker 6: I think there's a few filthy people out there, so
Speaker 6: please prove me wrong. I mean, how clean are we
Speaker 6: how often are we changing our sheets.
Speaker 5: That is repulsed.
Speaker 2: We are looking for dirty people to send them somewhere
Speaker 2: very nice. Yes under Sorrento Sorrento's new overwater restaurant on
Speaker 2: Port Fillo Bay. It is a cracking spot. We want
Speaker 2: to send you a lunch on our two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty bucks to drop at ONDERP.
Speaker 5: I drove past that on Sunday.
Speaker 3: It looks great, cracking spot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like from one side it looks like
Speaker 4: a big building, but just like a building. But the
Speaker 4: other side, which.
Speaker 5: Is open to the water, all the balconies.
Speaker 3: We must go now.
Speaker 5: Also, maybe you're a changed man or woman and maybe
Speaker 5: it was you in a previous.
Speaker 3: Life confession for a previous life.
Speaker 4: It might not be now, but maybe years ago you
Speaker 4: would that's actually I.
Speaker 6: Know it's four, but I reckon we can beat at
Speaker 6: thirteen twenty four ten to join us. How often do
Speaker 6: you change your sheets?
Speaker 2: Still? Broncos? Once when I met.
Speaker 5: Sorry Broncos sheets. Yeah, no wonder she said, we're taking
Speaker 5: you to get big boy sheets.
Speaker 6: A video surfaced where players made the wild confessions about
Speaker 6: you know, not changing sheets for a year.
Speaker 4: Can you play it again? I can't believe this, and
Speaker 4: I can't believe that they've admitted it.
Speaker 1: How often do you change a sheet every I do
Speaker 1: now change them every like second or third week. But
Speaker 1: in my first year away from home, I didn't realize
Speaker 1: how to change him. So they were probably on for
Speaker 1: a year.
Speaker 5: And that's no, it's not a year even every third week.
Speaker 5: I'm a bit like, oh.
Speaker 2: Just did in point court morning Morning team, how are you?
Speaker 2: We're good? You're a shocker of a house mate.
Speaker 9: Yeah, about twenty years ago, I had a house mate
Speaker 9: for nearly a year that did not he raw dogged it.
Speaker 9: He didn't have any doomit cover sheets or killow case
Speaker 9: for nearly a year.
Speaker 13: So just the mattress, the pillar that you would walk into.
Speaker 9: His bedroom, you nearly need a tetanus shot. It was
Speaker 9: that bad at one pore.
Speaker 5: Did he ever have like dates over?
Speaker 9: No, he didn't. He was a very lonely man in
Speaker 9: the end.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine why imagine rocking up walking in the
Speaker 2: room going, oh, oh, I just could see that you
Speaker 2: go to is it washing day?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: Straight home? Honestly, if I walked into a man's bedroom
Speaker 5: that had no just a raw mattress and oh.
Speaker 3: And you could see the pill those yellow stains on
Speaker 3: the pillow.
Speaker 4: Even then I throw the pillows out after about I
Speaker 4: don't think we week, no, maybe like.
Speaker 3: Two years, get rid of them.
Speaker 2: They will keep the lights.
Speaker 5: Well often should you keep the pillow for?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've got a favorite and it's not
Speaker 2: leaving me.
Speaker 5: But then do you have oh yeah, since you're like fourteen.
Speaker 2: And again it a couple of years.
Speaker 5: Do you have a pillow protector? I have like covers
Speaker 5: on them in the y.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got the pillow and then give that a waship.
Speaker 2: But like if I go to bed and I'm like,
Speaker 2: where's my pillow and someone else has in the house,
Speaker 2: I'll go lift their head while they're sleeping and swap
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, when the pillows get mixed up in the
Speaker 4: bed and hang on my neck will be out for
Speaker 4: a week.
Speaker 5: I'm at that age.
Speaker 3: Hey, Sam, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2: Talk to us.
Speaker 3: What happened someone went a while without changing their sheets?
Speaker 3: Oh a little while.
Speaker 14: We had an exchange student come over and stay with us.
Speaker 9: To do his schooling.
Speaker 14: He was with us for just a little bit over
Speaker 14: three years, and part of the deal was that he
Speaker 14: had to do his own maintain his own room and
Speaker 14: what have you. He did not change his sheets once.
Speaker 2: Three years?
Speaker 3: Three years?
Speaker 2: Did it still?
Speaker 3: You don't know?
Speaker 9: No, he did not know what he did.
Speaker 8: He just he was he lived.
Speaker 14: I can't even it was discussing when he left, we
Speaker 14: pulled the sheets, but let's just say his whole He.
Speaker 5: Didn't even strip the bed when he left.
Speaker 14: No, no, no, he did nothing, and we ended up
Speaker 14: throwing it like the mattress pillows, everything went out.
Speaker 5: It was did you ever say to him? Do you
Speaker 5: think maybe.
Speaker 14: It was passing comments? But his english wasn't great?
Speaker 2: How was he?
Speaker 14: He was fourteen when he came to us and he
Speaker 14: was just just just over seventeen when he left.
Speaker 2: Three years? She forms, she going on needed to burn
Speaker 2: those sheets, hold in them.
Speaker 5: After three years?
Speaker 14: They were very light, they weren't It was to say that.
Speaker 3: That and was there was there a spell?
Speaker 5: That's give me.
Speaker 14: Look, all I can say is that the sheets were
Speaker 14: not the original color they should have been, and they
Speaker 14: were they were I just words by all me. I
Speaker 14: just don't understand how people can live like that.
Speaker 5: But did you did you like ever go into the
Speaker 5: room or you just.
Speaker 14: You just well in passing not not like the door
Speaker 14: would be opened for the hand.
Speaker 5: I would have been like, just let me do this
Speaker 5: for you. If you're can about my.
Speaker 3: House, I just I told you it'd be someone longer
Speaker 3: than a year.
Speaker 2: Teenage boy, God love you.
Speaker 3: No, No, Suddenly people aren't too bad.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning Melbourne and it's just gone eight past seven,
Speaker 2: making you a chat with your demons. It's all. It's
Speaker 2: all going on down there at the club.
Speaker 6: A bit of change coming seven months Paul where it
Speaker 6: was in the top job as see Melbourne Footy Club.
Speaker 6: Apparently things apparently went from good to bad very quickly.
Speaker 6: Executive level saw him.
Speaker 5: On Friday night. Paul caught up with him on Friday night,
Speaker 5: said he was loving it.
Speaker 6: Seems to be a lot of internal friction between he
Speaker 6: and the president, Steve Smith. So they're getting a new
Speaker 6: CEO as early as today, a board member who is
Speaker 6: currently serving. He's the head of executive of Stan, the
Speaker 6: streaming giant. Dan Taylor is his name.
Speaker 2: Normally, when you see something like this quite quickly blow up,
Speaker 2: normally there's more to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they haven't said much, have they. No, he sort
Speaker 4: of said he was a bit blind started by it.
Speaker 6: Kept their cards pretty close to their chest. I mean
Speaker 6: the whole facilities situation.
Speaker 3: With where Melbourne goes. I haven't got a home. They've
Speaker 3: never had a home Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Well, the MCG is their home.
Speaker 6: Well it is, but not in an actual bringing everyone
Speaker 6: together star football admin.
Speaker 3: They've been chasing home for their entire existence.
Speaker 5: So he's only been there for like eight months, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so there's talk that negosh siations were you know,
Speaker 6: we're bungled and there was angst at executive level, at
Speaker 6: board level, so.
Speaker 3: Moved him on.
Speaker 2: Didn't last.
Speaker 3: He was only on a twelve month contract as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, which is which is odd anyway, change is coming
Speaker 6: and not ideal given the team is flying.
Speaker 4: It seems odd because the team are doing well. I
Speaker 4: saw him on Friday night. He was loving it, so
Speaker 4: they've obviously ripped the rug from under him. You're a
Speaker 4: nice family, the Guera's.
Speaker 2: Any more details will get it to air for you.
Speaker 2: But coming up, little change your pace, guys, Mother's days
Speaker 2: around the corner.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, we've got tickets to our Mother's Day lunch
Speaker 4: coming up shortly.
Speaker 5: You can win your way there.
Speaker 2: But next though, we have an announcement to make. We've
Speaker 2: got a career change.
Speaker 3: Whoa another one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You for a change?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, We've got all the details. On the
Speaker 2: other side of this might be an industry you might
Speaker 2: be need to get into as well. Good morning, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: this is number one hundred. You're on the air with
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren Clint here too, and we're going to thanks
Speaker 2: you mates, and shall already express another good looking day today,
Speaker 2: twenty three.
Speaker 3: Good on your We're just so consistent at the moment,
Speaker 3: aren't we, mate.
Speaker 2: We're hitting the twenties by ten o'clock as well.
Speaker 5: It's twenty six degrees on Friday.
Speaker 3: That's liven that screams long lunch? Does shall we?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's a yes. Now you've got pick up I do?
Speaker 5: Are you going to pick up your nephews?
Speaker 6: Basketball's back because we went last week, so I picked
Speaker 6: him up from school. This is my nephew Leo, and
Speaker 6: then we got to basketball and they're like basketball long
Speaker 6: lunch Broka.
Speaker 5: Parent life, Why don't you agree to do a Friday
Speaker 5: to help out your sister because she's in a long lunch? Okay,
Speaker 5: so it's.
Speaker 4: Twenty just listen note because I think we should reconsider
Speaker 4: Friday's basket activities because the weather is great. Just twenty
Speaker 4: five Tomorrow, twenty six Friday, twenty five Saturday, and then
Speaker 4: it gets down to twenty and raining eighteen and raining eighten.
Speaker 3: See what you're saying is she bring Leo to long
Speaker 3: lunch at Francois Olie?
Speaker 5: Who would love?
Speaker 2: Have they got crayons?
Speaker 5: Thereto problems? He can draw straight on it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Great, Hey, I have a paper.
Speaker 6: Can I draw your attention to a bit of a
Speaker 6: news story which grab my attention? It's all about young
Speaker 6: people and what sort of what sort of occupations they're
Speaker 6: chasing these days, and there's a few that they're abandoning
Speaker 6: in drives. One is like apprenticeships generally, you know, they
Speaker 6: just don't want to do the hard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I thought they would have been more popular
Speaker 4: now than like sticking it out and going to UNI.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Trade apprenticeship commencements fell nearly ten percent. But there was
Speaker 6: a more alarming drop and that involved sales. So young
Speaker 6: people chasing sales type role selling any anything really down
Speaker 6: forty seven percent forty seven percent.
Speaker 4: Actually, my friends, I had a lot of friends that
Speaker 4: worked in sales and they loved it. One was like
Speaker 4: a pharmaceuticals rep. And he just traveled all over because
Speaker 4: a lot of the car out about one was the
Speaker 4: sung Glass.
Speaker 2: You can make extra coin because a lot of it's
Speaker 2: commission if you're good. Yeah, because I didn't many.
Speaker 4: You can sort of manage your hours because you just
Speaker 4: booked the appointments around.
Speaker 2: I cut my teeth on the mean streets of David Jones.
Speaker 2: So he's tweaking the electrical department selling TV's to old people.
Speaker 5: Oh, I think that's considered retail, not sach so sales.
Speaker 3: Were you praying? Are you praying upon the.
Speaker 4: Older sales as a career is like, I don't think
Speaker 4: it's like a I think that's considered retail.
Speaker 2: No, Dolores didn't come in wanting the Panasonic VCR right
Speaker 2: to talk for into it. Really dolorous her needs around
Speaker 2: sounder guys spending.
Speaker 5: You know what, I don't think selling a TV to
Speaker 5: Dolors is considered suses.
Speaker 2: Did I sell it to it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah you did as a retail assistant that I.
Speaker 3: Went up to our good mates Harvey Norman the other day.
Speaker 5: Do you get commission at David Joone?
Speaker 2: I was casual, so the full time used to suck
Speaker 2: up to me and say, can you use my number?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 5: That's smart?
Speaker 6: I like that too, very good, that's very it's very you.
Speaker 6: I went to Harvey Norman the other day and they
Speaker 6: don't actually try that hard. I don't think outside of
Speaker 6: saying hello, how are you?
Speaker 3: Can't help you? Right? They just let you fend for yourself.
Speaker 3: But I wanted a new microwave, and I did something
Speaker 3: that you could to hate again.
Speaker 5: Did your price match with a cob Oh?
Speaker 2: God, you have.
Speaker 5: Last time you did this? Eight dollars?
Speaker 3: It was three hundred and twenty nine dollars the microwave. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was a bells and whistles on a blade. It
Speaker 2: was pretty pretty cool. It was an LG.
Speaker 6: So what I did is I got the model number
Speaker 6: and I put it into Google and then it comes
Speaker 6: up with a shopping page.
Speaker 3: Bang good guys. Two hundred and seventy nine dollars.
Speaker 2: So I called him.
Speaker 6: I said, Ben, come on over here. They always can
Speaker 6: help me, said price match, can you? He goes, yep, yeah,
Speaker 6: you got me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: To me, if you pay full price any of those places,
Speaker 5: you're a sucker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh mate, I would open the sheet and I
Speaker 2: could tell you what the VCR, we paid cost.
Speaker 5: And so you could do whatever you wanted with it.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you were like, can you do a better
Speaker 2: If Dolores was like, can you do a better deal
Speaker 2: on the Panasonic vs.
Speaker 5: Dolores was keen for that VC, Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I would look and be like, yeah, look, you know
Speaker 2: what for you, I can take ten bucks off. But
Speaker 2: I knew the margin was like fifty, So why.
Speaker 5: Don't you just take fifty bucks off? If you're not
Speaker 5: getting commissioned to work for help us this out. You
Speaker 5: just want to watch sister act on her.
Speaker 2: You want to sales sales tactics to use. So you know,
Speaker 2: some David Jones stores have like cafes in them, yeah,
Speaker 2: or restaurant that was.
Speaker 5: The thing for a while. They still have that.
Speaker 3: Yeah that has the Meyer had one.
Speaker 2: So the TV departments right next to the cafe. So
Speaker 2: you know how like when you want to get out
Speaker 2: of the situation, you're like, well, look, we're going to
Speaker 2: go away and have a coffee and think about it.
Speaker 2: I would say, you know what, here's some vouchers for
Speaker 2: our coffee shop.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, go in.
Speaker 2: There and never think about it. And then I would
Speaker 2: just mill around the exit to the coffee shop, so
Speaker 2: Pulaura going to come out. I had at sales brother,
Speaker 2: that's and then Doloresy just buy it out of gilt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I hate that sales that you did prey
Speaker 3: on the elderly.
Speaker 5: What was Delores? She's one hundred need a VCR.
Speaker 3: She's spending a pension, Lauras.
Speaker 4: And he's only giving her ten bucks off and then
Speaker 4: probably pocketing the rest thirty He probably upsolder.
Speaker 2: She came in for a walkman.
Speaker 3: I went to a.
Speaker 5: Furniture shop and I was like, I really like this
Speaker 5: dining room table.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: And then because we just built a new house, the
Speaker 4: girl who helped do all out, like finishing and stuff
Speaker 4: in the house be goes, oh, let me get it
Speaker 4: for you because I'll get forty percent off if my
Speaker 4: inferior designer. Are you telling me everybody is getting forty
Speaker 4: percent off except I nearly paid full prices?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: About the poor people who are just walking there thinking
Speaker 4: they're just trying to buy a table.
Speaker 2: Laurence Country Road. I reckon, I've bought shares in that company.
Speaker 2: I could own four franchises, but no one discounts like fifty.
Speaker 5: That's because they work there and they have to wear it.
Speaker 5: That's completely different.
Speaker 3: Also, I'm pretty sure go on pull a chip.
Speaker 5: In the in the haberdasher etxec and then you can
Speaker 5: get your back. They shook it for free, they have
Speaker 5: to wear it.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you're not shopping at Fantastic Furniture either,
Speaker 3: but your table. Hey, guys, can we do agents? Eight
Speaker 3: margins spect.
Speaker 5: Four people that are paying full pricing? Absolutely ripped? And
Speaker 5: that's me. I'm getting ripped in every corner.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 5: I'm over paying for my insurance, for my ship.
Speaker 2: For my car. Guys, let's do a social experiment. Thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten is our number. We're looking for someone
Speaker 2: to call. Now Brody executive producer will give us an
Speaker 2: item and all three of us have to sell that
Speaker 2: item to the caller.
Speaker 5: Oh, well, you've got sales experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in retail, No sales. I was in
Speaker 2: retail though, thirteen twenty four ten, if you would like
Speaker 2: to partake, So.
Speaker 5: We're going to always try and sell something, Brody.
Speaker 2: What are we selling?
Speaker 3: An incredible sticky tape real?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought it would be working with something a bit better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sticky tape real?
Speaker 4: Gee.
Speaker 5: The producers have put heaps of effort into prepping this.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. We will demonstrate
Speaker 2: our sales techniques.
Speaker 5: Is that a sticky tape?
Speaker 9: Real?
Speaker 5: Is that we call it like a holder?
Speaker 2: You see, I would call it a life changer because
Speaker 2: it makes things a whole lot easier.
Speaker 5: I'm going to lose this.
Speaker 2: We're talking sales. We are career change.
Speaker 6: Well, this is off the back of the fact that
Speaker 6: stats have proven that people chasing jobs in sales, young
Speaker 6: people chasing jobs in sales is decreasing.
Speaker 5: Sales would now be a good A good time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel for people trying to sign me up outside Wallies.
Speaker 2: They've got little demoundable table and they're like, hey, you know.
Speaker 3: What do you Yeah, that's a tough gig, isn't it
Speaker 3: often charity things?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But you know what, Like so the surf Life savers
Speaker 2: are outside coals, right, so do I? And I always
Speaker 2: give money.
Speaker 5: It's hard now we don't have coins just to change.
Speaker 2: Well, the problem is now subscription. I'm like, can't just
Speaker 2: do a donation that like, no, no, you sign up?
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, you're gonna a minute. Can I borrow a
Speaker 3: bit of your time.
Speaker 5: I could never do that job. Power to the people,
Speaker 5: do it and you have to do that thing right?
Speaker 2: I got no money? Sorry, and then I walk out
Speaker 2: with all those growths.
Speaker 3: You can't make high contact with them.
Speaker 5: What do you mean you can't just make a one
Speaker 5: off donation?
Speaker 2: Oh I couldn't. I have to commit to it, like
Speaker 2: doing your day.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the latest firefighter's calendar?
Speaker 2: It's a ripper. Oh my god, you sound exactly like them. Okay,
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. Kylie in Geelong, Good.
Speaker 10: Morning, Good morning, Jose, Lauren and Clinn. How are you
Speaker 10: this morning?
Speaker 2: Do you have you worked in sales?
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 10: I am a school teacher and when I heard that
Speaker 10: we have this opportunity to get some tape dispenses?
Speaker 5: Ah yes, wow, Oh you're the lady. All right.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna do a bit of a role play
Speaker 2: this morning. We're going to tent down our sales skills.
Speaker 2: Each of us gets to do a pitch to Kylie
Speaker 2: to sell the tape dispenser. We'll see who wins the rope. Kylie,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Clean.
Speaker 6: This is the desk upgrade you never knew you needed one. Hand,
Speaker 6: one pull, one clean tear. It is reliability with a
Speaker 6: capital R. In fact, your day starts right here with
Speaker 6: the Ultra boost tape dispenser.
Speaker 10: Just teach your budget there.
Speaker 3: So that's.
Speaker 2: Have you got kids, teacher? I've got thirty of them,
Speaker 2: so right, you would you would relate to this? How
Speaker 2: bad is it when you're trying to wrap gifts and
Speaker 2: stuff and you've just got to roll to find this?
Speaker 3: You now, you're not holding it? Lauren's next, you have
Speaker 3: to hold it.
Speaker 2: You got to hold it? Yeah, Lauren, you keep going on,
Speaker 2: there's nothing whelse. You're trying to find the end of
Speaker 2: the tape. Oh yeah, and you say like that's just
Speaker 2: minutes in your lifete it. This dispenser is ready to go.
Speaker 2: One hand, just easily glide the tape off, wrap your
Speaker 2: presents and on your way, saving you hours hours, frustrating hours.
Speaker 10: Not bad, not bad, I tailer, give us what you've got.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, Kylie, First off, I can start by saying,
Speaker 4: if you use my code Lauren twenty five, you'll get
Speaker 4: twenty five percent off Clint's price of night ninety nine.
Speaker 4: So we're down to about seven dollars fifty here for
Speaker 4: this dispenser that. Let's be honest, it's not reinventing the
Speaker 4: wheel because classic is best.
Speaker 5: It's weighty.
Speaker 4: It's too heavy for the kids to steal off your desk,
Speaker 4: so there's your first thing.
Speaker 5: They're not going to be stealing your accessories.
Speaker 4: It's it's perfect for sticky taping things together, which it
Speaker 4: does what it says on the box.
Speaker 5: You know, it's just classic and it's the best.
Speaker 6: You're getting twenty five percent off because it's teamur.
Speaker 5: It's not team.
Speaker 4: Definitely not and mine also be quiet, you've had your
Speaker 4: thirty seconds. The episode's the Spencer. But if you buy
Speaker 4: it from me with my code Lauren twenty five, I'm
Speaker 4: going to throw in ten rolls of tape with it.
Speaker 2: Kylie, I forgot. If you buy two, you get a
Speaker 2: third one free, so you should have a chat with
Speaker 2: like your other teacher mates and then three of you
Speaker 2: just divide.
Speaker 5: The Sorry, just because I discount code, you can't.
Speaker 3: You've had and Kylie, if you buy from me, I'll
Speaker 3: give you a new microwave.
Speaker 10: I have to then get a tag for that. Yeah,
Speaker 10: the excess services.
Speaker 2: But all right, did you want to go the discount
Speaker 2: code with Lauren?
Speaker 5: The deal and you get the tape as well.
Speaker 2: Three for two from me or the what was yours?
Speaker 2: One one pool?
Speaker 10: Yeah, as a teacher walking in. As soon as we
Speaker 10: get a sale, we get a discount, we are sold.
Speaker 10: And then all of a sudden when we had some
Speaker 10: additional throw in so Los, I think we've got it today.
Speaker 10: If we just need something simple, something that work, I
Speaker 10: love it.
Speaker 2: This is my influences and killing us.
Speaker 5: You're welcome, Si, here's my coat.
Speaker 6: And Lawren's happy to go and deliver it in person
Speaker 6: and go and meet all the kids as well. Angel,
Speaker 6: sign some photos and do some selfies. Good on your
Speaker 6: Lauren take over their mouth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're welcome, Kylie, thanks for coming to my shop.
Speaker 2: Sales arm for us, Clinton.
Speaker 4: Ma make you got to do the discount coat. It's
Speaker 4: the other way, give them a good bit of added value.
Speaker 3: One hand, one one clean.
Speaker 4: I mean, if it was about who had the best
Speaker 4: reliability with a capital, it was you.
Speaker 2: It is just go on seven thirty, get a check
Speaker 2: your underwork latest in years and then Nick Cat's legend
Speaker 2: Tom Hawkins is in the house. See Johns's next. Good
Speaker 2: Morning Melbourne. It is just go on twenty to eight.
Speaker 5: Can you a cracking morning in Melbourne. It looks stunning
Speaker 5: out there.
Speaker 2: Shammy hens what Shammy hens?
Speaker 3: My hands?
Speaker 2: You think what I'm thinking?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Who's doing it?
Speaker 3: On Earth? Is happening?
Speaker 2: So if you just don't have a look at the
Speaker 2: screen in the studio, I.
Speaker 5: Think it's funny that people are annoyed about it.
Speaker 2: So are. We have a lovely marketing team here at
Speaker 2: nover shadow to Troy and the guys who've spent good
Speaker 2: company money putting up billboards Lauren and I around Melbourne.
Speaker 3: So these are fresh billboards around Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I don't think just Nova. And then people have started graffeiting,
Speaker 2: graffeeding over the top. What are they saying, Clint?
Speaker 3: It says what about Clinton?
Speaker 5: What about Clint? They're everywhere? Who what now? Cint? We
Speaker 5: have been given intel, But it's someone in your team.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: It's illegal in my circle. That's vandalism. No, come on,
Speaker 2: you can be charged for that. You should.
Speaker 5: If anyone knows who's doing it.
Speaker 3: I'm actually flattered. I'm humbled by all this support.
Speaker 4: Well you know what, someone's I want a mustache on
Speaker 4: me on one of them, and someone wrote something very
Speaker 4: rude across my chest.
Speaker 2: It was supportive of your chess, but it was very
Speaker 2: big fans Chess and Clint.
Speaker 3: Was that mustache something they we're not reading they took out.
Speaker 2: If we get footage sent to us of Clint on
Speaker 2: the weekend at Bunnings the paint.
Speaker 5: Section, it's not shout out, so what was doing it?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 5: But that's enough. I don't want any more mustaches on
Speaker 5: our posters.
Speaker 3: I feel loved.
Speaker 2: I reckon, you know, let's say hot on. My next guest.
Speaker 16: Our next guest is the husband of well known charity ambassador,
Speaker 16: influencer and potential mother of the Year Emma Hawkins.
Speaker 5: Okay and jo Fine had the most amazing school activity
Speaker 5: to you. I recently took my Harry Potter of Sestns
Speaker 5: to Hudston.
Speaker 16: And aside from being married to Emma, he used to
Speaker 16: play for Geelong or something.
Speaker 3: Please welcome to the show. Emma Hawkins came in the studio.
Speaker 4: Have it haven't the tables turned a bit like You've
Speaker 4: got more time on your hands now.
Speaker 5: EM's running around like a mad woman working. You've relocated
Speaker 5: down to Melbourne.
Speaker 15: There's been a bit of change in our life the
Speaker 15: last six months. So but it's great. Look, we're enjoying
Speaker 15: the the change from country to city. It's become a
Speaker 15: lot easier for me work wise, so we've got a
Speaker 15: lot more time, less time on the roads.
Speaker 2: How do you go with the neighbors being so close now?
Speaker 3: You know, people can't do certain things that I could
Speaker 3: do at the farm.
Speaker 2: Were you a neist? How they're feeding the chickens.
Speaker 6: Come on now, not just be careful saying yourself on
Speaker 6: the deck. You can still do that if you get
Speaker 6: some neighbors be gone those big trees.
Speaker 4: I've never even thought about that. You could just jump
Speaker 4: to a skinny dip in the pool, not anymore.
Speaker 5: You're in the city now.
Speaker 3: Can but you just got to be do it at
Speaker 3: the right time.
Speaker 15: So, look, there's been some change, but it's it's been
Speaker 15: enjoying life, yeah, loving it. It's Look, football is a
Speaker 15: hard thing to put behind you because it's it was
Speaker 15: half my life. I spent eight years it was a
Speaker 15: Gelong supporter growing up, so I love the Cats. It
Speaker 15: was a real privilege to play for as long as
Speaker 15: I did. But ultimately for me, like you know.
Speaker 3: And I watched Scott Penalbury play on the weekend and.
Speaker 5: I'm like isn't it amazing?
Speaker 15: The game got past me and then I look at
Speaker 15: a guy like him that just performed so well, I'm like, wow,
Speaker 15: this is this is age incredible, So.
Speaker 2: Be on pans. Yeah, we've seen what they're going to
Speaker 2: roll out for when he takes out the record for
Speaker 2: the most played games, They're going to change the color
Speaker 2: on the back of the jumper.
Speaker 6: So they're going to change his number ten to a
Speaker 6: gold number ten. That's just it looks like he's on
Speaker 6: Dancing with the start.
Speaker 4: Remember when someone went to the Brownlow with the diamondy
Speaker 4: number of his husband all that.
Speaker 3: Was it, Tenure Buckley Andrew mcleods.
Speaker 5: It looks a bit he agreed to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 15: Think it's great and look, hopefully we as an AFL
Speaker 15: community get to celebrate him at the mcg out of
Speaker 15: Collingwood home game. It could be against Geelong, but I
Speaker 15: think from what we can understand with what Colin would
Speaker 15: are saying, that it's going to be I think the
Speaker 15: West West Coast game.
Speaker 5: But I'm sure look that just showed me looked like
Speaker 5: it had been be dazzled. I can't imagine.
Speaker 2: Low Key the only place to watch every game of
Speaker 2: every round is Fox forty. It's available on KO Sports.
Speaker 2: I'm loving you work on there, Tom. Have you guys
Speaker 2: seen him give away the meat traits?
Speaker 5: No, I haven't seen the meat traits.
Speaker 3: Great on the coverage, best on yeah post game so
Speaker 3: not quite. So that's that's where it's Look.
Speaker 15: We we buck a trend last week and gave it
Speaker 15: to Jeremy Cameron off a ten goal performance. But usually
Speaker 15: it's someone that's a bit of an unsung hero. Now
Speaker 15: that the meat tray was formulated by good friend Jonathan Brown.
Speaker 15: He came up with a concept that there needed to
Speaker 15: be an award postgame for someone that necessarily wasn't the
Speaker 15: best player on the field, but a bit of a
Speaker 15: workhourse behind the scenes, man in and getting their hands
Speaker 15: and knees dirty. And we gave it to Tom Sparrow
Speaker 15: last week. So Cozy Pickett in the Melbourne game Melbourne Tigers,
Speaker 15: he was unbelievable, so he could have easily been given
Speaker 15: the meat trade, but we went for Tom Sparrow who
Speaker 15: won a lot of contestant footy side, got it on
Speaker 15: the outside and the unsung hero.
Speaker 5: I love it like just the idea of winning a
Speaker 5: meat tray is so old school and.
Speaker 2: Are they light up one of the players the other week.
Speaker 2: So I'm taking the home and cooking now, I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's ten thirty at nine.
Speaker 5: Hey, Tom, you're also are you Are you a rice
Speaker 5: farming out?
Speaker 3: A great question.
Speaker 15: Look, I'm not a rice farmer per se, but I've
Speaker 15: been up my dad and there's about fifteen to twenty
Speaker 15: growers in Southern Riverina that have created their own rice label.
Speaker 2: Very nice rice.
Speaker 3: It's I'm bringing some in because it's a great story.
Speaker 15: They they're obviously rice is a crop that they grow
Speaker 15: up up there and have done for a long time,
Speaker 15: and there's really only one competitor that were selling their
Speaker 15: product to the one company, so it wasn't as competitive
Speaker 15: as some other cereal crops that they grow, so they
Speaker 15: decided to come up with.
Speaker 3: Their own label.
Speaker 15: They mill, they grow meal and package all within Australia
Speaker 15: a product that is all Australian made, which is incredible.
Speaker 3: So they've been harvesting up there. I've been because I'm.
Speaker 15: A little bit closer to Finley now, I been going
Speaker 15: up there a little bit, which is which has been nice.
Speaker 3: So jump on the head, I jump on the Ferry.
Speaker 2: There's might a bit stupid question.
Speaker 3: So it's called nice, right, it's called nice nice.
Speaker 2: Yes, So you're telling me to look like the rice
Speaker 2: paddies in.
Speaker 5: Ballei, Yeah, but in Finley Yeah right, And you've got
Speaker 5: Tom Hawkins out.
Speaker 2: Are you in the hat, the big straw hat?
Speaker 15: Come on, Jackson, We're in the We're in the header.
Speaker 15: So it's a big, big production, big operation. So it's
Speaker 15: it's good fun. It's it's really it's yeah, it's really cool.
Speaker 15: I've grown up as a kid from you know, two
Speaker 15: or three years of age going with dad on the
Speaker 15: headers and chaser bins, and it's a big part of
Speaker 15: my childhood. So it's a really cool story with what
Speaker 15: they've done.
Speaker 6: Speaking of Jack Hawkins, you're a famous father son right now.
Speaker 6: You mentioned before the romance of growing up a Cat
Speaker 6: supporter and then playing for your childhood club. Now there
Speaker 6: are changes in the way to father sons and the
Speaker 6: recruitment of father sons.
Speaker 3: You are a father son. I'm sure it was a
Speaker 3: really special way to go to the Cats.
Speaker 6: So basically, now if you are winning more games than
Speaker 6: you're losing, say Grand finalist, fine, analysts, they're going to
Speaker 6: pay a loading for yeah, for a father's son, because
Speaker 6: teams like Brisbane are just basically inheriting from incredible players
Speaker 6: and the eras are just getting so.
Speaker 2: When you when you say they pay lev like a
Speaker 2: cash levy.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, it'll be it's sort of
Speaker 3: in its point. At the point, it's quite a complex complex.
Speaker 6: But I get it because some some people wanted father
Speaker 6: Son abolished, which can't happen.
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't think so, but yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: It's nostalgic to me.
Speaker 15: I love watching father Son players, you know, look at
Speaker 15: Darcy and Dekos and and enjoyment that that not only
Speaker 15: the play gets out of it, but the fans that.
Speaker 3: Have watched the fathers before their son. So I love
Speaker 3: that part of it.
Speaker 15: The Academy is the really interesting one, so it's the
Speaker 15: same rules apply for academy players coming through. So I
Speaker 15: think that's where it probably works out to be a
Speaker 15: little bit more, even because it hasn't quite been.
Speaker 6: A stare the last couple of week. We do have
Speaker 6: the haves and the have nots at the moment a bit.
Speaker 6: There's a bit of a divide, a bit of a
Speaker 6: two tier system.
Speaker 2: But you're right you can't give rid of its tradition.
Speaker 2: Watch it when the Pie's won the Grand Final and
Speaker 2: the day Coss Boys receive their medal from their dad.
Speaker 3: It was just amazing. Yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 5: I love the fun sun.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The only place to watch every game of every
Speaker 2: round of footy is of course Fox Footy. It's available
Speaker 2: on KO Sports. Emma Hawks husband, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 2: We love you. You're going to drop in more. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I I was on the way this morning.
Speaker 15: I got to the Card and Ice and early and
Speaker 15: flicked over into the radio, just staffed of five thirty
Speaker 15: and all I could hear was, what's the go there?
Speaker 3: We do?
Speaker 2: We do pre drinks at five thirty to six while
Speaker 2: I was asleep, and you should come. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: pre drinks, give them stuff away just very quickly. Who
Speaker 2: wins tomorrow night? Big match at the MCJ.
Speaker 5: He's playing tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I think the Hawks are a sneaky danger this year.
Speaker 3: Defensively really sound.
Speaker 6: They've won six games on the trot. Yeah, and their
Speaker 6: forward line, Jack Gunst. We talk about scot panelry before
Speaker 6: Gunston is having a career.
Speaker 3: It's amazing.
Speaker 6: Tommy as a as A as a Cat's man that
Speaker 6: would pay you to say that the Hawks could all
Speaker 6: the way.
Speaker 15: This year I've become less biased towards the footing the
Speaker 15: Geelong key.
Speaker 3: You still hate them? Sure the Hawks? Yeah, I like
Speaker 3: watching them.
Speaker 5: Doesn't hate anyone having known he is the nicest man.
Speaker 2: It is fast approaching either quite your chance to win
Speaker 2: five K and invite to our Mother's da lunch coming
Speaker 2: up soon. Good to see you, Tommy. Thank you guys.
Speaker 3: Experience the Devil is prior to in goog class book
Speaker 3: at Village Cinemas.
Speaker 9: Do come to day.
Speaker 5: You listen to me, Jason Lawrence.
Speaker 4: Mother's daylor.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite events of the year is a
Speaker 2: back and celebrate Mother's Day. We are heading to Crown
Speaker 2: Melbourne with unforgettable dining and experiences there and that's exactly
Speaker 2: what's going to happen. We are going to take the
Speaker 2: mums to Nobo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going for a fancy lunch. We're going to
Speaker 4: have Noboo and champagne and beautiful wine and.
Speaker 2: Then we are going to conger line down to Village Cinemas.
Speaker 2: We'll be walking, all right, We'll get there on the front.
Speaker 2: Jay Corse here at the back.
Speaker 5: Are you going to wear a party Are you going
Speaker 5: to wear a party shirt?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: Yeah, party shirt anyway.
Speaker 4: Then we will head down to Village at Crown to
Speaker 4: Village Gold Class where we're taking over a couple of
Speaker 4: cinemas and their moms and their daughters or their friends
Speaker 4: or whoever they want to bring will be their sipping
Speaker 4: cocktails having dessert while we watch The Devil Wears.
Speaker 2: P Have you seen the dessert? The little handbags that
Speaker 2: you eat the last cream handbags.
Speaker 4: Now on top of that, I'd like to say there
Speaker 4: are some very excite thin things happening.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, in and around this event as well.
Speaker 2: So here's the go. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 5: And who doesn't want a little prata on Mother's Day?
Speaker 2: Treat your mom or that mother figure in your life.
Speaker 2: If you can't get through on the phones, you can
Speaker 2: hit up the Nova player app and register through that way.
Speaker 2: Good tip.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten is our number. If you'd
Speaker 4: like you could bring You could nominate some a mum,
Speaker 4: you know, it could be your.
Speaker 3: Own mom, sister, you know that sort of thing.
Speaker 5: Whatever you think.
Speaker 4: All right, Oh gosh, let's go to Tanya in Kinglake.
Speaker 4: Good morning, who would you like to bring?
Speaker 8: I would love to bring my mom. She's been through
Speaker 8: a lot with me. I lost my beautiful daughter, Jossy
Speaker 8: six years ago. Yeah, and I don't really enjoy Mother's
Speaker 8: Day pretty much. I'm lucky enough to have my other
Speaker 8: beautiful daughters with me, but it's just a very difficult day.
Speaker 5: And I can only imagine.
Speaker 8: So when I heard about this beautiful, amazing experience, I
Speaker 8: just thought that would be something to really.
Speaker 5: Look forward to.
Speaker 4: And yeah, and an opportunity to celebrate your mum exactly.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because she's been there with me through obviously the
Speaker 8: hardest time. So yeah, it would be really incredible to
Speaker 8: have a nice day together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell you what's what's your mum's name?
Speaker 8: My mum's name is Carolyn.
Speaker 3: Carolyn, And I mean you mentioned she's been your rock.
Speaker 3: But how nice it'd be to celebrate her on Mother's Day.
Speaker 8: Definitely, it really would be a real treat and she
Speaker 8: certainly deserves it, and yeah, it would be amazing.
Speaker 2: I think I think you deserve it too, to be honest,
Speaker 2: after what you've got, thank you. I think look if
Speaker 2: we can play a small partner trying to make that
Speaker 2: day a bit more happy for you. We would love
Speaker 2: to join us for our Mother's day Light.
Speaker 8: That would be so amazing. Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Well, we can't wait to meet you a lot and
Speaker 5: tell us about your girls.
Speaker 8: Well, my beautiful daughter Joslyn was twelve when she passed away.
Speaker 8: I've got Lily, Taylor Eavy and also my little baby Gwindowline.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, We've got a family of beautiful girls. So
Speaker 8: I'm very lucky.
Speaker 5: What does being a mum mean to you?
Speaker 8: Oh, it's crazy, but.
Speaker 3: A lot of last a lot of years.
Speaker 8: But just I guess being there for the ups and
Speaker 8: downs and celebrating every day together and making the most
Speaker 8: of what you have and yeah, just.
Speaker 3: Love and yeah, it sounds like a household full of
Speaker 3: love and jeez, jose would be very proud of you
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Thank you well, Tanya, we can't wait to meet you
Speaker 4: and your beautiful mom and celebrate you and your beautiful
Speaker 4: mum at our Mother's Day lunch.
Speaker 5: Were looking forward to it.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, thank you. That's incredible.
Speaker 5: It's to be a special day out. We're so glad
Speaker 5: you can come.
Speaker 2: We'll see you in a couple of weeks, all right,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Well, good morning Melbourne, and good
Speaker 2: morning Beck in Yarrow Glen. I believe our our own
Speaker 2: Clint has been in your bed.
Speaker 13: What he stayed at my airbnb?
Speaker 2: Oh well this will be good, this will be good.
Speaker 5: How did he leave the house?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Oh beautifully it was Thank you?
Speaker 3: Did you get remember? I remember now? It's a beautiful place.
Speaker 2: When you went in there was the bed only like
Speaker 2: roughed up on one side like one purchase or.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 4: He left it.
Speaker 14: It was a beautiful They all left it lovely.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful house as well. Yes, the Bridle the
Speaker 3: boys stayed there.
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 3: We had a great weekend.
Speaker 5: Give it a shout out. The great stayed there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's called the Year and it's near all the
Speaker 8: wineries in the yarraw Belly.
Speaker 3: We'll get a park and we'll put it up.
Speaker 5: The Great Clint Stanaways once stayed here with.
Speaker 8: A picture and everything.
Speaker 3: Beautiful, beautiful place. Beck, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: All right, let's try and win you some money. Hey,
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Speaker 2: with your question for.
Speaker 5: I love that we're doing.
Speaker 2: I know this is great. Now, Beck, are you going
Speaker 2: an easy question for fifty meeting for five hundred, but
Speaker 2: you want to roll the dice.
Speaker 3: And go for five k five thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: All right, Beck, Now our friend Daniel from Carlisle Holmes
Speaker 4: is going to ask this question. I've heard it and
Speaker 4: I knew the answers.
Speaker 3: Carlo Holmes builders are very smart, very very smart. Is
Speaker 3: it a smart question?
Speaker 11: Out?
Speaker 2: Bek?
Speaker 5: You smart?
Speaker 4: Let's do it five thousand dollars. Beck, you're going to
Speaker 4: hear the question, You'll hear the three two one countdown.
Speaker 4: You have to answer before the countdown is over. If
Speaker 4: you don't know how a guess in the cash could
Speaker 4: be yours.
Speaker 2: Here we go, all right over to Daniel from Carlo Holmes.
Speaker 2: Good luck.
Speaker 3: What is the taj Mahal primarily made off three two?
Speaker 4: Don't one? The taj Mahal one of the most beautiful
Speaker 4: buildings and the most romantic buildings in the world. It's
Speaker 4: made of marble primarily. Oh, it's so starting the taj Ma.
Speaker 4: It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen
Speaker 4: with my own two hours.
Speaker 2: No, it as nice as your airbanks.
Speaker 6: You've me a crack beck your your property is the
Speaker 6: taj Mahal the Yarra Valley wine region.
Speaker 8: Ah, that's the best.
Speaker 3: Thanks so much.
Speaker 2: Someone wants their band.
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Speaker 3: Dot India chase no specky it's for fun as well.
Speaker 2: There's an Indian restaurant on CENTERAD I noticed yesterday that
Speaker 2: looks bloody good.
Speaker 5: Have you been there?
Speaker 3: Not quite India?
Speaker 2: Hey, guys coming up next. I was let down. I'm
Speaker 2: not angry. You're disappointed disappointed?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Dad's mad.
Speaker 2: We'll go there after this. Harry Styles here on novare
Speaker 2: just going twenty past eight. You're on the air with
Speaker 2: Jason and Lauren. Clint's here as well. I would say
Speaker 2: three good friends, wouldn't you.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah at the moment, why I feel a little bit.
Speaker 4: Nervous, I would say, I mean we're great mates. Clint
Speaker 4: invited you to go to the footy onsday night.
Speaker 3: No, yep, yeah, we've got each other's back.
Speaker 2: We're talking about.
Speaker 5: We're mate.
Speaker 2: We were, I would say we would have each other's back, yes.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, i'd also throw you onto the busy.
Speaker 2: And you know what, actually, you know what, Melbourne, you
Speaker 2: were in on this as well. I'm not angry.
Speaker 5: I'm disappointed, disappointed. What's happened?
Speaker 2: What's the date today?
Speaker 5: Twenty ninth of April?
Speaker 2: What was the date yesterday?
Speaker 5: The twenty eighth? Vapor?
Speaker 4: What's the twenty eighth the ve that's your wedding anniversary?
Speaker 4: I knew it was this week. I said to you,
Speaker 4: is it your wedding anniversary?
Speaker 2: Morning? You said this morning?
Speaker 5: Isn't your wedding this week?
Speaker 2: You said it this morning?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 3: How much damage are we talking? Did you?
Speaker 5: Fully?
Speaker 4: Is that why you were so cranky when I said,
Speaker 4: isn't your wedding anniversary this week?
Speaker 5: Don't forget it?
Speaker 3: So it's not on me, not on you, It's on everyone.
Speaker 3: We're not married to you. No, no, no, this is
Speaker 3: where we're turning out.
Speaker 2: It's a team effort.
Speaker 5: And normally we didn't say last year, everyone put in
Speaker 5: your diaries and call And this is.
Speaker 2: Where I'm disappointing Melbourne because normally people would slide into
Speaker 2: my d MS and go, hey Jason quickly, your.
Speaker 5: Wedding couldn't possibly be your fault?
Speaker 2: Did she remember something? Possibly?
Speaker 5: Did she remember that or did she wait to see
Speaker 5: if you remember?
Speaker 2: I got the phone call yesterday at what time? From
Speaker 2: about ten o'clock, straight off the show from lou saying, hey, baby,
Speaker 2: how's your morning. I'm like, yep, good, she has anything
Speaker 2: on today?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: No, We've got a couple of meetings. Then you know it,
Speaker 2: day's three? Yeah, you got nothing on? Later on this afternoon,
Speaker 2: I'm like no. I started getting frustrated, so I might
Speaker 2: have said no. Then the penny dropped.
Speaker 5: She's at what point did you realize she said?
Speaker 2: Happy anniversary?
Speaker 5: Oh that's a pretty obvious one.
Speaker 2: I'll do it. I just I cook it every year.
Speaker 5: I think it was last because it's right near Mother's Day.
Speaker 5: That's why I said coming up between and Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: Last year. I remember I came in with flowers and
Speaker 2: like a bottle of wine stuff, and I reminded you, well, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I got it wrong. I went a couple of days
Speaker 2: early when a happy anniversary, and she's like, nice, trybabe,
Speaker 2: but it's not for another few days.
Speaker 5: It's always three days after, four days after.
Speaker 2: I know, but normally I'm still dusty after ans. I
Speaker 2: just yeah, no, she actually laughed, and this is what
Speaker 2: I love about you. You consistently forget.
Speaker 5: She loves that about you. She doesn't mean that. Was like,
Speaker 5: she doesn't mean that. Trust me, she does.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jason, money problem missed out the florist. Let me
Speaker 2: tell you.
Speaker 3: Did she shower you with gifts?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, she said, let's not do gifts or anything.
Speaker 3: She can fantastic on bonus.
Speaker 5: Because shame, I've already bought this. Better return it.
Speaker 2: Ivory apparently is the year?
Speaker 3: How many years Ivory? So what are you going to
Speaker 3: get an elephant? No?
Speaker 2: I think that's a We can go to wear a
Speaker 2: b zoo on the weekend if you want.
Speaker 5: Gone by a piano? Yeah, hang on wait stop? How
Speaker 5: many years?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Oh you don't know that.
Speaker 3: What year you got married?
Speaker 5: And I'll do the math?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 5: How many years before Felix was born? Did you get married?
Speaker 5: It will find a way to work this out. Wish
Speaker 5: two weeks. So it's fourteen years because he's twelve, so
Speaker 5: fifteen years.
Speaker 2: You know what, Let's go the other way. Let's google
Speaker 2: Ivory is a gift on what you Okay.
Speaker 5: We'll do it. It's your wedding anniversary, not mine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I put up with someone for fifteen years. I want
Speaker 5: more than Ivory.
Speaker 3: I don't feel one bit of guilt or I'm not
Speaker 3: associated with this.
Speaker 5: Nothing to do that. I tried to help him this
Speaker 5: morning and he looked at me like I was also
Speaker 5: the worst?
Speaker 2: The worst?
Speaker 5: Should we call it?
Speaker 6: Because she's in the car right can you call us,
Speaker 6: beautiful Lou Hawkins if you're listening right now, which you are,
Speaker 6: thirteen twenty four to ten will put you straight through.
Speaker 11: We do.
Speaker 5: We'll get Jason out of the studio and you and
Speaker 5: it exactly.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 5: Don't cram up the phones. We're waiting for Loo to call.
Speaker 3: Lou will be calling.
Speaker 2: What have you forgotten? Whether it's an event or a person?
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: That's two topic Wednesday?
Speaker 4: Do you just want to call and give Jason spray
Speaker 4: for forgetting anniversary and New Melbourne?
Speaker 2: The worst was the Tenue wedding anniversary when I got
Speaker 2: home and the kids were all just in little suits
Speaker 2: in the front yard, I'm like, what's going on? Remember
Speaker 2: I walked in and she'd put the wedding dress back on.
Speaker 4: My friends did that recently. They wore their wedding dress
Speaker 4: in their suits, and I was like, I can't believe.
Speaker 4: Fifteen years later you fit into that.
Speaker 2: I was like, please, don't hate me. Put my mine on?
Speaker 5: Did you put your suit on?
Speaker 2: Cord? No, big man, little jacket.
Speaker 3: There was that time I forgot that I was m
Speaker 3: seeing a function. I was sitting on my couch when
Speaker 3: I got the call.
Speaker 2: Okay, clip there you go. Are you far off? Clip?
Speaker 2: Are you far off?
Speaker 3: We're about to roll the roll the video for the
Speaker 3: first award that you're presenting.
Speaker 2: Oh I just didn't traffic. I saw for the park
Speaker 2: yep thirteen twenty four ten. What have you forgotten?
Speaker 3: Or maybe it was someone thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: We want to hear from here. Maybe the kids are
Speaker 2: still at school wanting to get picked up. Oh, Liz
Speaker 2: would have forgotten you.
Speaker 5: My mum left me. We went away in year nine.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, this is a great one. We went away
Speaker 5: in year nine.
Speaker 4: You go for two months, you go and live somewhere else,
Speaker 4: fend for yourself and on the last day. Appearents are
Speaker 4: lined up at the gates to pick up their kids.
Speaker 4: My mom thought it was the next weekend. She went
Speaker 4: to buy a new dog. Chance to pick up a
Speaker 4: new dog.
Speaker 2: Oh you got a puppy? Stop you Winjy, your chance
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Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four ten, What who do you forget? Earlier
Speaker 2: this morning, we're talking about these attacks on clubs and
Speaker 2: hospital venues around Melbourne. Very it's got a gang relation
Speaker 2: feel to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's frightening as well because we don't know that
Speaker 4: much about it, but we're seeing it.
Speaker 5: It happen like consistently.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. We've got Detective Superintendent Jason Kelly joined us on
Speaker 2: the air this morning. Now. Jason, we were chatting earlier
Speaker 2: and apparently is there any truth to the rumors that
Speaker 2: these gangs are using apps like Signal to recruit young
Speaker 2: kids to carry out these crimes.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so for the last couple of years we're seeing
Speaker 11: that EMO or method being utilized with a young kids use.
Speaker 11: Gang members are recruited, as you say, to take out
Speaker 11: take the task and attack venues which were seen across
Speaker 11: the Paran South Thierra, South Melbourne in and around the
Speaker 11: Melvion CBD.
Speaker 6: Is it bootleg grog that we're worried about here? Is
Speaker 6: that at the heart of the issue right now?
Speaker 11: Look, that's one aspect that we're looking at. But as
Speaker 11: I said in the media previously, everything's on the table
Speaker 11: at the moment. So we're looking at Alsted alcohol, We're
Speaker 11: looking at organized crime groups that outlaw motorcycle gangs. We're
Speaker 11: looking at is it conflict within the industry itself. But look,
Speaker 11: I want to acknowledge firstly that entertainment venues, pubs and
Speaker 11: clubs and things, it's a tough industry and we're there
Speaker 11: to support with them. We're working closely with these venue
Speaker 11: operators and we'll get to the bottom of this. It
Speaker 11: might take us some time, but really we're asking the public,
Speaker 11: people in the industry itself, or people who might go
Speaker 11: to these clubs and bars, if they've got information, I
Speaker 11: really encourage them to contact crime stoppers.
Speaker 4: Now, there is some comfort in knowing that you've set
Speaker 4: up this Operation Eclipse, but it does feel a bit
Speaker 4: like the wild West out there in Melbourne at the moment,
Speaker 4: Can you give us any reassurance that it is safe
Speaker 4: for us to be out on the streets at night
Speaker 4: and to be going out because I know I personally
Speaker 4: have thought twice about going out for a drink after
Speaker 4: the footy or after something late at night at the moment.
Speaker 11: Look, probably the message I can give you and your
Speaker 11: listeners is really about being alert. So just being aware
Speaker 11: of your situational awareness in terms of what's around you
Speaker 11: if you see something suspicious triples. The good news is
Speaker 11: we've made twelve arrests and those arrests are being made
Speaker 11: mostly effectively preventing us and taking place. So you know,
Speaker 11: as later as Monday morning, we had two youths down
Speaker 11: on South Bank about to commit an US and wearing
Speaker 11: bellaclavas Jerry Kant and a stolen car.
Speaker 13: Wow.
Speaker 11: It was the great work of our local police uniform
Speaker 11: police who observed them, took them into custody quickly and
Speaker 11: now they're currently on remand and before the courts.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jase, the massive job you guys are doing. But
Speaker 2: thank you for all the work you're putting into it.
Speaker 2: We appreciate that and We appreciate time this morning.
Speaker 11: No, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 2: Operation Eclipse is what they're calling it. The cops are
Speaker 2: out there blitzing.
Speaker 4: It does still sound a bit like they don't know
Speaker 4: what's going on. It's a bit unknown.
Speaker 5: It's just rightning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these organizations using like encrypted apps, yeah, to recruit
Speaker 2: young kids who they know we'll just get bail.
Speaker 4: Well, but we were told this morning that they're treating
Speaker 4: it sort of like like air tasker. Yeah crime, So
Speaker 4: they're getting paid, they have to video their crime. They
Speaker 4: get paid, but they don't actually know who they get.
Speaker 4: They never meet the per Like I don't know who
Speaker 4: they're working for.
Speaker 3: You know who I'm working for.
Speaker 2: His young kids want the cash, mate yery, let's say
Speaker 2: load of one of our favorites.
Speaker 16: Our next guest is fresh off the back of her
Speaker 16: hilarious show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Speaker 12: I want something low cut, sex soul. So here we are,
Speaker 12: so chubby Chosa because I'm not going to run.
Speaker 16: Okay, Please welcome to the show's Carson.
Speaker 2: One of our favorites is back and she's got a
Speaker 2: brand new TV show. Please welcome after the Carcter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, morning, how's it going, We're going, how are you?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean I'm back so you know.
Speaker 7: Not that successful.
Speaker 4: But well, last time we spoke to you, you promoting
Speaker 4: your fatty on a yacht tour, which you're also on.
Speaker 5: Now, how's it going?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so good.
Speaker 12: I've just done two weeks of it in Melbourne and
Speaker 12: it's going really well. Honestly, I think it's the funniest
Speaker 12: thing because it's the funniest thing that really happened to me.
Speaker 7: And so that's in a show.
Speaker 2: Now you have you been invited back to any more
Speaker 2: souper yochts since we spoke to you last.
Speaker 7: I would rather not get into it at the moment.
Speaker 4: That's didn't everybody turn up in like beautiful sun dresses
Speaker 4: and ready for a day on a super yot and
Speaker 4: you turned up in fishing shorts with a fishing rod. Yep?
Speaker 7: We all make mistakes, all right, we all make mistakes.
Speaker 12: Like not all of us understand the brief, you know
Speaker 12: sometimes and you know what it's the power in that
Speaker 12: situation is just to.
Speaker 2: Go with it.
Speaker 12: A lot of people would admit defeat. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 12: about that life. I've never been on a super yacht.
Speaker 7: Why would you walk.
Speaker 2: Away from that, You know what, I would have rocked
Speaker 2: up in a rash shirt, So don't worry. I would
Speaker 2: have been just as bad.
Speaker 7: Hey, you look like you'd struggled to tan.
Speaker 2: I burned quite quickly.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I bet.
Speaker 12: I bet you're one of those guys with a zinc
Speaker 12: on the nose on a fishing trip.
Speaker 7: And everyone's like Jesus, So.
Speaker 3: You're doing it all.
Speaker 6: Now, you body conquering you know, live gigs on stage,
Speaker 6: but also television as well.
Speaker 3: Now how do you attack it?
Speaker 6: Do you attack TV and sketch comedy differently to live
Speaker 6: performance on stage?
Speaker 12: Well, I mean it is different just in tho because
Speaker 12: you don't have that immediate response, right, but you also
Speaker 12: do because there's camera crew, there's crew, and so on
Speaker 12: this show, guys, I cannot tell you how close I
Speaker 12: came to nearly getting fired nearly on a daily basis,
Speaker 12: but not just me. Like two of the camera operators
Speaker 12: on one of the sketches had to leave the room.
Speaker 12: They just left their cameras unattended. They just left their
Speaker 12: cameras and walked out because they were scream laughing. And
Speaker 12: so there's just two where the cameras are just there.
Speaker 12: No zooming in on anything.
Speaker 3: We're not.
Speaker 12: It's just set and walked away because they were screaming
Speaker 12: and they already got yelled at by the director. That's
Speaker 12: like the desire to just want to be funny and
Speaker 12: crack people up stays the same, whether it's two people
Speaker 12: or eight people, or it's.
Speaker 7: All the same.
Speaker 5: And is it all is like improv or is it scripted?
Speaker 3: This show?
Speaker 7: No, this one, because it's all from my stand up.
Speaker 12: We wrote sketches, so it's like a so all my
Speaker 12: stand up stuff that has happened or stuff that I
Speaker 12: have seen, and then I wrote stand up for it,
Speaker 12: and now we've rewritten my stand up back into the situations,
Speaker 12: so we've regraded the situation, so that is what and
Speaker 12: then we get I get all like Sampang plays a
Speaker 12: doctor and one and a helpless husband, so basically just
Speaker 12: himself and so you know, we just get get these
Speaker 12: people in all friends of mine, and we just redid
Speaker 12: all the base of what was the stand up and
Speaker 12: so it was so funny. We were scream laughing in
Speaker 12: each other's mouths for most of the day. I'm telling
Speaker 12: you this, And at the end of every episode there's
Speaker 12: a blueper real so you can see how hard it
Speaker 12: was to make the show.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's nearer impossible.
Speaker 2: That's what I used to love you. When you get
Speaker 2: the DVDs with the extra yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's how you know you've got a comedy heart.
Speaker 6: I'm told you've got a bit of merch on your
Speaker 6: tour this year where there's a T shirt that says
Speaker 6: early onset Karen, A.
Speaker 12: Vital piece of equipment for a middle aged lady. No listen,
Speaker 12: I mean we all have early onset Karen living inside us.
Speaker 12: You know, we're like that's literally the Karens have done
Speaker 12: as a huge favor because now you know, sometimes you
Speaker 12: want to pop off because you get the wrong order
Speaker 12: or the coffee is horrible, But then you don't because
Speaker 12: you go, oh no, I am this age with this haircut.
Speaker 7: I can't do it.
Speaker 12: But that early onset Karen t shirt is such an
Speaker 12: important piece of equipment that you should have if you're
Speaker 12: a specific age because when you you know, you get
Speaker 12: those vests for your dogs when they're not friendly, like
Speaker 12: weed where those harnesses that say not friendly.
Speaker 7: This T shirt basically says not friendly.
Speaker 12: But for a middle aged woman, So when you walk
Speaker 12: out on street and you're wearing a T shirt that
Speaker 12: says early onset Karen. People are warned, don't come at
Speaker 12: me with a wrong order, don't come at me with
Speaker 12: your bad attitude.
Speaker 7: I'm going to have a hot take on it and a.
Speaker 5: Hot flush while you're at it, which is so dangerous.
Speaker 2: You seem like quite a joyful person. What sends you.
Speaker 7: Number one? Rude people.
Speaker 12: People are rude to customer service people. But also I'll
Speaker 12: tell you what pushed me over the edge. And I
Speaker 12: told this person they're discussing in a coffee shop recently,
Speaker 12: they were picking their toe nails in a coffee shop.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, you know what, that's legal.
Speaker 12: To Just take it back to this person and go listen,
Speaker 12: I'm helping all of us here. I'm just going to
Speaker 12: give you a refreshing beating so all.
Speaker 7: Of us can stop.
Speaker 5: And that's not on. Also, there's probably a crystal cherry
Speaker 5: across the street.
Speaker 4: Just go and get your toes done, sit in the
Speaker 4: massage chair, and get someone else to do exactly appropriate.
Speaker 7: Us in some waters so you don't have to pick
Speaker 7: at it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, good.
Speaker 3: A.
Speaker 2: This is many years ago, and I was in the
Speaker 2: communal steam room and someone.
Speaker 7: Was no, no, no, no, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: We can't end on that note. I just remembered I'm
Speaker 2: not sure if I bought this up with you last time,
Speaker 2: but a year or so ago, the family and I
Speaker 2: run a flight to the Gold Coast and I remember
Speaker 2: saying to Lou I'm pretty sure that's a couple of
Speaker 2: seats up.
Speaker 5: Did you not say hello?
Speaker 2: Well? Then was like, well, why don't you go and
Speaker 2: say hello? And then we're on a flight, like an
Speaker 2: awkward place to say hello?
Speaker 5: And then I'm like, you're waiting for your baggage at
Speaker 5: the Carolina.
Speaker 3: Well I didn't get to that in a business class.
Speaker 2: I was down the back, thank you. Anyway, long story short,
Speaker 2: as we were walking off the plane, I did the
Speaker 2: on the shoulder and went hello.
Speaker 3: I knew as soon.
Speaker 12: As you started that because I'd never flown to the
Speaker 12: Gold Coast in my life to Brisbane and the drive,
Speaker 12: but I've never flown.
Speaker 7: Into Gold Coast.
Speaker 12: But you know what the amount of times I have
Speaker 12: been recognized as someone else on the Gold Coast where
Speaker 12: people go say a name.
Speaker 7: Like Shirley and I'm like, oh no, I'm not like
Speaker 7: as a lady who works at a school and it's
Speaker 7: happened so often. She's a venture.
Speaker 5: Yeah you've got a doppelganger on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, How lucky are they on the Gold Coast?
Speaker 3: At least at least Jase didn't say I loved you
Speaker 3: and Fatty on the boat it's a yacht.
Speaker 7: Up when you're fishing gear turn that was the problem.
Speaker 2: Angela Carson's got a brand new sketch comedy series. It
Speaker 2: sounds amazing. You got to check it out. Premiere is
Speaker 2: tonight and then it is out on ABC iView. But
Speaker 2: go and check it out tonight. It's always funy on
Speaker 2: the shade.
Speaker 7: It's good to say thanks, love you.
Speaker 2: Love Right across Melbourne, this is number one hundred. Good morning.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well. Guys,
Speaker 2: that's it. We are about to get out of here.
Speaker 5: What a beautiful day it looks like out there. Can
Speaker 5: I get spun to me?
Speaker 2: You do it well? Lasting incredible weather.
Speaker 5: No, it's going to turn next week. We know's.
Speaker 3: I think this is our last hit of it. I think.
Speaker 4: Thanks John Bunn if you cannot be said out last week,
Speaker 4: actually do you made us go and do a barbecue.
Speaker 5: On the Arraic because it was going to turn on
Speaker 5: write it. It's beautiful weather, and.
Speaker 2: The weather's going to hold out because we've got some
Speaker 2: exciting weeks coming up. We're hitting the streets of Melbourne
Speaker 2: with fifty thousand dollars cash to give away. We're saying hey,
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Speaker 4: It's awesome. I'm so excited about that. We're getting out.
Speaker 4: We're saying hey to you all.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 5: Keep an on a reconmand social kissing babies? Were we
Speaker 5: doing this.
Speaker 3: Like politicians? Three politicians?
Speaker 2: Don't hold them, don't drop the baby. Well, keeping on
Speaker 2: our socials, Jason, Lauren and we will post the location
Speaker 2: to where we're going to be over the next couple
Speaker 2: of weeks and you can come down, say hey and
Speaker 2: possibly walk away with the money.
Speaker 7: Thank you for being.
Speaker 2: We'll give you more details about that as the week
Speaker 2: goes on. But that is it. Guys, we're out.
Speaker 4: We are have a beautiful day Melbourne, go and enjoy
Speaker 4: this glorious sunshine.
Speaker 2: And then Tomorrow Friday Eve, the week is tying quick well.
Speaker 2: Thursday night foot he helps it, gives it a weekend.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow night is an absolute blockbuster.
Speaker 5: I know you can't go.
Speaker 2: You've got no idea, Lauren.
Speaker 4: Jace got invited to a box at the footy tomorrow
Speaker 4: night and he can't go because he's going to see
Speaker 4: the devil worst, which all honesty is a priority.
Speaker 3: Do you know she can see it any other time?
Speaker 5: Every week?
Speaker 2: Everybody, Thank you
Speaker 4: Jason, Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on
Speaker 4: the socials