WEBVTT - Full Show: Jase May Have Forgotten Something...

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning Melbourne, Jon Lauren, start your morning the right way.

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<v Speaker 2>Be great.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, good morning everybody. You're welcome Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Happy Wednesday, Habby Wednesday, Habby homp Day.

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<v Speaker 5>We're halfway there in Melbourne. In the words of Rob

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<v Speaker 5>remember we supply that we did too.

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<v Speaker 3>We're halfway there. Whoa whoa, Yeah we are.

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<v Speaker 6>And it sort of feels like because we've got Thursday

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<v Speaker 6>Night footy this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Big Max going, I'm not going to Ring

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<v Speaker 2>Clint yesterday. My wife blocked out the calendar.

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<v Speaker 5>She off to on bloody Thursday and they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing no She's going see her equivalent.

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<v Speaker 5>Of the pies, which is at the Ballet.

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<v Speaker 2>No Devils prior to Oh yeah, her and some of

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<v Speaker 2>the GIRLI pops. The mum's had a.

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<v Speaker 3>Pop down easily. The kids home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, apparently you can't.

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<v Speaker 5>I got apparently until what age?

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<v Speaker 3>What age can they fend for themselves?

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<v Speaker 5>What age can the oldest look after the youngest? That's

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<v Speaker 5>the problem. You've got a little.

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<v Speaker 2>One, that's the thing. Like the twelve year old, I trusts, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>But what a like teen maybe fifteen?

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<v Speaker 2>Before he can the younger one's four?

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<v Speaker 5>You know what I mean, That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think that's a toddler.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the freedom when he's in three years, he's fifteen

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<v Speaker 4>and he's seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Three years. I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>I got home.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, in jail for a little while longer, Right, I'm cooked.

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<v Speaker 4>What have you got to do to get through East prison?

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<v Speaker 4>Something pretty bad?

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<v Speaker 3>Car jacking?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? I get that out? Good luck to do it

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<v Speaker 5>better next time.

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<v Speaker 2>Do it next time again, especially if you're holding a knife.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'll give you a lift home from court. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>I got home, Yes, today was I'm gonna win share

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<v Speaker 2>leads to the team.

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<v Speaker 5>Doesn't sound like you.

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<v Speaker 2>I walked in the door. There were there were school

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<v Speaker 2>bags scattered everywhere out of the front lawn. I walk in.

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<v Speaker 5>How many kids three in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Felix is like, hey, Dad, I got some mates over.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>One of them I didn't recognize. It was this bloke

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<v Speaker 2>just sitting on my.

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<v Speaker 3>Couch and a bloke like a intruder.

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<v Speaker 2>He looked like a bloke.

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<v Speaker 5>Kids are eating too much chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>They I was like, he looks twenty. He looks like

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<v Speaker 2>he's in my class.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't recognize him, like because you didn't think he

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<v Speaker 4>looked like a boy because he hadn't met him.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never met him, and I'm like, nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 2>Who were you?

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<v Speaker 4>Good though that he's gone to high school, he's making

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<v Speaker 4>all these new friends.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it was just this weird feeling going. Did

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<v Speaker 2>your mum know you're in my random house?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, as long as they're not in her yel

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<v Speaker 5>said I'm going to mate house. You'd be like, so

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<v Speaker 5>how long you're to stay for?

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<v Speaker 2>No props? Broke?

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<v Speaker 6>But we did that all the time, didn't we. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>we just jumped from house to house. Didn't tell you

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<v Speaker 6>know what.

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<v Speaker 5>I miss didn't the Pezzies.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't tell the pezz You know, I wouldn't mind because

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<v Speaker 2>I introduced myself, went, oh hi, I'm Jason. Wouldn't mind it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks having me, mister Hawkins.

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<v Speaker 4>There's none of that nice to meet you, Jayce. And

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<v Speaker 4>then when you leave, you go thanks for having me too.

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<v Speaker 4>Keen to say thanks for having me at the start,

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<v Speaker 4>because you don't know if they actually want you there.

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<v Speaker 2>But get back to the old.

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<v Speaker 5>So what did you say? You went high? I'm Jace

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<v Speaker 5>just grunt or something he said, was it hand?

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<v Speaker 2>You said get yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Ellen, And it was like, I'm thirty five.

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<v Speaker 2>For four o'clock and I just sort of over the

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<v Speaker 2>next two hours, I'm like, so you need a left home?

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<v Speaker 5>When he was still there. Yeah, mom didn't care where

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<v Speaker 5>he was. He's a third child or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, six o one turtles.

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<v Speaker 5>You didn't say, do you want to stay for dinner? Ellen?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm already feeding three four because he lives bro But.

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<v Speaker 5>Then they'll have him around one time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then you have to feed true scared what

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<v Speaker 2>it was it costs me?

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<v Speaker 4>Is this the time when you start sussing out the

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<v Speaker 4>parents so I won't like, are the parents who want

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<v Speaker 4>to be friends with?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, I just enrolled the four year old in

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<v Speaker 2>soccer on Sunday mornings because they get along with the parents.

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<v Speaker 3>That's oh, that's a good vocation for him.

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<v Speaker 2>Until nine am Sunday morning rolls were out up.

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<v Speaker 4>But then if you like this is the thing, if

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<v Speaker 4>you like the parents, you can go, hey, where's you

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<v Speaker 4>might come and picking up Archie today and I'll say

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<v Speaker 4>ned next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Good point. Or they're just in the same camp because

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<v Speaker 2>you spent Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 5>I've even got a better idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't he stay his house on Saturday night, have

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<v Speaker 4>sleepover and then go to soccer next weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll take the kids. Then, where's go knock yourself out

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<v Speaker 5>of the foot roll?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, where's is the dad of the kid that plays Socker?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's Alan?

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<v Speaker 5>Alan's thirty five year old kid?

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<v Speaker 3>Who Alan?

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<v Speaker 2>Were going? We've got to get better fake names?

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<v Speaker 5>Who knows?

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<v Speaker 2>In twenty twenty six?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, we're going to a big shake coming up. Let's get

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<v Speaker 2>into it. It's this Noover take Big night in Melbourne

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<v Speaker 2>last night? What happened flashy little red carpet four?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 7>Well look what TJ lacks drag Den?

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 9>Who is this? Do you know her?

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<v Speaker 10>Do I know her?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm Andy Sachs Andrea.

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<v Speaker 8>She was one of the emilies.

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<v Speaker 4>What all the celebrities were there? I'm told I saw

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<v Speaker 4>it all over the social media. It always Premier Devil

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<v Speaker 4>was prot of to Premier in Melbourne last night.

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<v Speaker 6>We're hoping it's as good as the first. It looks

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<v Speaker 6>pretty good. It looks good.

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<v Speaker 5>I think even if it's not that great, the girl's

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<v Speaker 5>gonna love it.

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<v Speaker 3>The galleys. Yeah, oh, it's nostalgia dressing up on the

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<v Speaker 3>red carpet.

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<v Speaker 5>A lot of people who are read.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if it said that on the invitation.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I check, folks, I think I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I got I didn't you You.

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<v Speaker 5>Wouldn't know, you wouldn't check your email. But I said no,

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<v Speaker 5>because we're taking the moms.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. We've got our and your Mother's Day lunch

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<v Speaker 2>coming up. We are taking the moms to Village Cinemas

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<v Speaker 2>to experience the Devil was proud of too in Gold Class.

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<v Speaker 2>How you can book at Village Cinemas dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 2>And before we do that, we're taking the moms to

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<v Speaker 2>wine and dine them a crown. We are having a

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<v Speaker 2>lunch at No Boot.

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<v Speaker 4>That is going to be besh, my mom's excited sponser.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday the panics already said in of what she's going

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<v Speaker 4>to wear, of course, and I said, why don't I

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<v Speaker 4>buy you an outfit? And that's mother's stage gift instead

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<v Speaker 4>of me getting you something.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't want.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I always say to Lou when we're to.

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<v Speaker 5>Make sure you tell her you like her out there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a smart idea. That's good.

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<v Speaker 5>Take your shopping. We're going to go shopping.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I always say, like leaning up to an event,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, let's do three days out. Let's pick our outfits.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's avoid the fight on what lay them out on

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<v Speaker 2>the bed. Just let's let's have the fight that we're

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<v Speaker 2>normally going to have an hour before we leave. Three

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<v Speaker 2>days out.

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<v Speaker 6>Just for those playing at home, the dress code was

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<v Speaker 6>paint the town Red's and it was it in Cambwell at.

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<v Speaker 3>The RIVERI and I was invited for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Who was the invite from?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a team at the Walt Disney Company events straight

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<v Speaker 3>in New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 2>So if I look up Walt Disnet you Mariam, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe don't.

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<v Speaker 10>Why?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I could have taken us my plus one.

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<v Speaker 5>Me too, but we both declined.

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<v Speaker 3>What would you have dressed in something red?

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<v Speaker 2>And nine mates? It's really nice?

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<v Speaker 4>Would yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>You paint the town red?

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<v Speaker 2>Got my hair.

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<v Speaker 5>A red cap?

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine him in his little red suit, look like Rascal

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<v Speaker 4>dancing down that red car.

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<v Speaker 3>He would have been there would have been him and

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<v Speaker 3>Patty Newton and Lauren Lauren Lauren.

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<v Speaker 6>It's Lauren's Lauren Lauren Lauren yes, as opposed to Lauren

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<v Speaker 6>or Laurent.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I should rebrand to Laurent Jason Loren.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do a rebrand struggle, saying, yeh, bloody show as

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<v Speaker 2>it is, Ja, Jason Loren, it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Very twenty twenty six. Do you want to rebrand?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what you could change? Jase too though,

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<v Speaker 5>I think Jarse, Just and Lorenz.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just and Larenz. Good morning Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's catchy. What do you think Clinton? Clinton, Clinton's it's

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<v Speaker 5>just and Loren.

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<v Speaker 2>Clinton's here too.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Joss or just Joss.

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<v Speaker 5>Just Jos Just I like I'll put it a little

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<v Speaker 5>accent if you get on the end and the Wren

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<v Speaker 5>and Clinton's here to.

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<v Speaker 2>Please address this you and Lo Wren producing. Maybe we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to need some new openers for the show.

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<v Speaker 5>You're not busy? He can do that, Hey, Tom, anything

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<v Speaker 5>else on this work now? He's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll make Tommy Hawkins after seventh this morn now, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the name.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't make fancy Tom Hawkins.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to hear what he's planned for Emma

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<v Speaker 2>from Mother's Day. He'll be all favorite wedding.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, we might have to have a meeting of the

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<v Speaker 5>minds today. Have you planned anything for mother?

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<v Speaker 2>Have I planned it?

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<v Speaker 3>Think?

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<v Speaker 2>Believe now?

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<v Speaker 5>Question also without notice? When's your wedding anniversary? Is that saying?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Do you know where?

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<v Speaker 11>It?

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<v Speaker 5>Just reminded on that?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know when?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it? Because it is soon?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it before? After my Mother's Day?

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<v Speaker 2>It's around, It's like this week. I think it's around.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I've got it in my diary.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone does?

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<v Speaker 10>Have you?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got all over? Lauren? Yes, got tickets from

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<v Speaker 2>Good Morning Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>That is.

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<v Speaker 2>That caught us out this.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Monsters and men for a very long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, little talks goodbbe though.

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<v Speaker 3>In the five thirty show This Morning, Kelly Kelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Kelly Kelly, she's still going.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was it. Life sucks with that one of

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<v Speaker 3>the other ones. She just kept going and going and go,

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<v Speaker 3>and my.

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<v Speaker 2>Life would suck with Oh yeah, I know, yeah this one. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>this is number one hundred. You're on the air with

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<v Speaker 2>Jason and Lauren Clints here as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty venues around Melbourne have been attacked since February.

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<v Speaker 7>The wave of firebombings at Melbourne Hospitality venues.

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<v Speaker 12>Police cracked down on the crime days fire bombing Melbourne's

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<v Speaker 12>clubs and.

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<v Speaker 2>Bars, setting up a new task force to end Melbourne's

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<v Speaker 2>hospitality wars before someone's killed.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a scary time right now if you're a hospitality

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<v Speaker 6>owner or someone who frequents night spots around Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>Right It's like we've thought twice about even like going

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<v Speaker 4>out for a drink in some places recently.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I don't know, we go on to stay home.

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<v Speaker 6>So police right now looking into who exactly is pulling

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<v Speaker 6>the strings. It points to organized crime. All these arson

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<v Speaker 6>attacks are spaded them the CBD South Melbourne Paran.

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<v Speaker 3>Twelve arrests have.

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<v Speaker 6>Been made so far. So what's happening out there? Christine

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<v Speaker 6>Hern from the Today Show has some exclusive details on

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<v Speaker 6>all this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Chrising morning guys.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, am I right in suggesting this all revolves around

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<v Speaker 6>activity on encrypted apps?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, that's right. I mean I've been going to a

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<v Speaker 13>lot of these firebombed venues and talking to owners that

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<v Speaker 13>didn't want to go on camera for obvious reasons, but

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<v Speaker 13>they kind of told me the story behind it. They

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<v Speaker 13>said that these kids go on the encrypted app signal

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<v Speaker 13>and they described it to me. One owner described it

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<v Speaker 13>to me as air tasker for criminals. So there's a

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<v Speaker 13>list of jobs, say a job, you know, firebomb this venue.

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<v Speaker 13>They accept the job, they go and do it. Then

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<v Speaker 13>they have to video it and you'll see on some

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<v Speaker 13>of the CCTV the criminals are filming it because that

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<v Speaker 13>is how they get paid.

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<v Speaker 5>It's their proof.

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<v Speaker 13>Then they go back and get paid by the crime gang.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy. So the gang members are pretty much using

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<v Speaker 2>high and help young kids because they know if they

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to get caught themselves, and b if juveniles

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<v Speaker 2>get caught doing it, then they just get off pretty.

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<v Speaker 13>Easy, correct, said Pawned. And the other thing, one owner

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<v Speaker 13>was telling me that when these kids, sixteen year old

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<v Speaker 13>kids get caught and police they will tell us who

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<v Speaker 13>paid you. They honestly say, I don't know because it's

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<v Speaker 13>all anonymous on this app.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh's crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>So Chris, is it safe for us to be going

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<v Speaker 5>out at the moment?

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<v Speaker 13>Well, I can only go what police say, and police

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<v Speaker 13>they continue as normal. However, be vigilant. And I have

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<v Speaker 13>to say, to give you an example, police are on it,

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<v Speaker 13>particularly if you're out in Paran Sathierra. Because we were

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<v Speaker 13>using the Emerson as a bit of a backdrop yesterday,

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<v Speaker 13>which has been the subject of a drive by shooting.

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<v Speaker 13>Clinton away, you'd know it well. And basically we pulled

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<v Speaker 13>up my cameraman, there was a cop right onto him

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<v Speaker 13>as soon as he pulled up. Then an unmarked cop

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<v Speaker 13>pulled up and wanted to know what he was doing.

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<v Speaker 13>And then when I pulled up as well, another unmarked

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<v Speaker 13>cop did a slow drive by.

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<v Speaker 4>But is this like in the early hours if you're

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<v Speaker 4>doing a Today show cross or something. Is this at

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<v Speaker 4>like five o'clock in the morning or is this in the.

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<v Speaker 13>Middle of the No, this is four point thirty to

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<v Speaker 13>five o'clock in the morning, pulling up in front of

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<v Speaker 13>a venue like the Emerson which has been targeted.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, we had police on tour straightaway, just wanting to

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<v Speaker 13>know what we were doing while we were there.

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<v Speaker 3>So Herno.

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<v Speaker 6>Police are trying to get to the bottom of this.

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<v Speaker 6>Why is this happening? Is it to do with some

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<v Speaker 6>we've seen the tobacco wars erupt in Melbourne. Has this

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<v Speaker 6>to do with some sort of bootleg grog?

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<v Speaker 11>What is it?

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<v Speaker 13>I can only go on what I've been told. So

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<v Speaker 13>police is saying that they're unable to identify any motivation. However,

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<v Speaker 13>and the owners that I've spoken to, they have told

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<v Speaker 13>me that the reason they're being targeted they've got no demands.

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<v Speaker 13>They've been taught, they said to me, they have received

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<v Speaker 13>no demands from any kind of crime gang. However, one

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<v Speaker 13>owner said to me that they believe the theory behind

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<v Speaker 13>it is that this crime gang is sending a statement

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<v Speaker 13>and targeting these popular spots to send a statement to

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<v Speaker 13>all venues in Melbourne that you better when the demands come,

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<v Speaker 13>you better comply with us or else. And those demands

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<v Speaker 13>are selling their bootleg alcohol, which like tobacco, does not

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<v Speaker 13>have the Australian pack on it, which is more than half.

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<v Speaker 13>If you're looking at a bottle of vodka, it's the

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<v Speaker 13>tax is more than hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So you're talking booze that's illegally snuck into the country,

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<v Speaker 2>not necessarily like mate in Jimmy's backyard.

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<v Speaker 7>Correct.

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<v Speaker 13>I asked that, because I obviously we're all concerned about

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<v Speaker 13>you know what happened exactly, and he said no, it

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<v Speaker 13>is first of all stolen two ways, and I can

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<v Speaker 13>only tell you what these owners are selling me stolen

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<v Speaker 13>alcohol or alcohol that has been smuggled into the country

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<v Speaker 13>not getting the tap.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh gosh, it's frightening, is and it's also frightening that

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<v Speaker 4>they're you know, doing it when there's no customers in

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<v Speaker 4>at the moment.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's only amount of times exactly door.

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<v Speaker 3>In the Emerson the night when when those shops.

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<v Speaker 4>Are how many more details on that because the Emerson

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<v Speaker 4>put out of saying it was Christine, do.

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<v Speaker 5>You know about that? They said it was it was

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<v Speaker 5>a cap gun or something it was.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, they put out a statement saying it was blanks,

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<v Speaker 13>but I have not got that information.

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<v Speaker 11>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Mum always said nothing good happens after midnight, Christine.

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<v Speaker 3>Especially not two of them.

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<v Speaker 5>Great, A lot of fun things happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of the cops when they failed you up. So

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<v Speaker 2>you're just picking up quent.

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<v Speaker 13>Is normal taxi service for.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing house parties day.

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<v Speaker 2>Christina from General Lines Today's show. Thanks you japping on

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<v Speaker 2>the sawning christ.

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<v Speaker 3>You're the best, Christine, See mate, I was on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh where all good stories happen.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I think it's great that we've raised

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<v Speaker 2>the age of kids on social media.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think they should cap it though?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Right, So it should be what sixteen to.

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<v Speaker 2>Six?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well, I was at the gym yesterday getting all

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<v Speaker 4>the TikTok gooss about Alice Cooper and Alex Alex Cooper,

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<v Speaker 4>not Alice Cooper, different age Alex Cooper and Alex Earl,

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<v Speaker 4>which is all the girls are talking about. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>everyone in the gym got involved in this conversation. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>Alex Earl and Alex Cooper are like at each other

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<v Speaker 4>big time.

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<v Speaker 2>And now it's the girl behind call her daddy your

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<v Speaker 2>favorite brew haha. And who's the other one?

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently Alex Cooper. The girls are saying, wow, apparently call

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<v Speaker 4>her daddy that what are you going to? What are

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<v Speaker 4>you going to listen to?

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<v Speaker 2>Jos?

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<v Speaker 5>But all this drama's gone down.

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<v Speaker 3>On the top.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah right, well this is this is footy content like

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<v Speaker 6>AFL content. Now a video surface which spiked my interest

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<v Speaker 6>because the question that they were asked elicited some amazing responses,

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<v Speaker 6>and I reckon our listeners might might be able to

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<v Speaker 6>prove that.

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<v Speaker 3>They're even more filthy than the AFL footballers. Here we go,

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<v Speaker 3>how often do you change your sheet?

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<v Speaker 2>Every I do?

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<v Speaker 3>Now change them every like second or third week.

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<v Speaker 1>But in my first year away from home, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize how to change them, so they were probably on

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<v Speaker 1>for a year.

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<v Speaker 7>I actually have no idea, to be honest me personally,

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<v Speaker 7>my wife changes every week.

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<v Speaker 5>I used to change of about once a year, but

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<v Speaker 5>I live with my girlf announce that.

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<v Speaker 1>She's everywhere every couple weeks, maybe twice.

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<v Speaker 3>A year before that.

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<v Speaker 5>They're faces on those videos.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh there are faces.

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<v Speaker 2>They're well.

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<v Speaker 6>One of them was text walkers. Yeah, my my wife

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<v Speaker 6>changes my sheets. They're all young players, Lauren, all young Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>players who a year living.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of home.

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<v Speaker 5>They're eighteen. That's right, that's beyond rank.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine the condition of the feeling when you

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<v Speaker 2>get into clean linen.

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<v Speaker 5>It's amazing, But when you have a shower and you're slight.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crisp. It's crisp.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even think I think our listeners might be

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<v Speaker 3>able to better that. Don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I will walk out.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 6>I just as soon as I heard it, I thought, Na,

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<v Speaker 6>there'll be some people out there in Melbourne whose sheets

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<v Speaker 6>haven't been changed in maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>A year, a year or years?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean years? There's there'd be holes in them.

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<v Speaker 5>After years, you'd wear through them.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what. There were some blokes on Shark Tank.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was a genius idea and they were

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<v Speaker 2>trying to sell a pack of like fitted sheets. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>they've got the handles, so no, so it goes over

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<v Speaker 2>the bed. But it's actually like four fitted sheets in one,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's trying to change just the top one. Fantastic,

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<v Speaker 2>there's three under ready to go.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what people do in baby's beds.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I think if you sweat through one need

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<v Speaker 4>to get to the second one, it would be fresh plastic.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd have some sort of lining between the two mattress

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<v Speaker 2>to something in between.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a fortnight guy. That is that not great?

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<v Speaker 2>That's all right?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's I haven't got many in the rotations.

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<v Speaker 5>What people in your bed or sheets?

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<v Speaker 2>Weekly is Sunday Night's jolly laying in his own field?

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<v Speaker 5>Bi weekly?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you really?

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<v Speaker 10>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Bye?

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<v Speaker 3>Weekly? Jeez, I've only got one close to.

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<v Speaker 2>So no, into the microphone.

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<v Speaker 5>No, we have a little help at home. Clean helps

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<v Speaker 5>change the So that is very helpful. So it's very helpful.

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<v Speaker 2>It is because they're called the help.

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<v Speaker 5>They're not called the help. I didn't say that. I

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<v Speaker 5>said we have some help at home with cleaning the house.

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<v Speaker 2>What about there's just enough chain on just for them

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<v Speaker 2>to get to the bed.

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<v Speaker 5>But I like fresh sheets.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably every second week. I got numerous bins.

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<v Speaker 5>Well you've got to I've always been a weekly girl,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Until I got the relationships someone helps the second I

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<v Speaker 3>would have.

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<v Speaker 2>Been like twenty one to twenty two. And I've got

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<v Speaker 2>in a relationship with lou and I remember her going,

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<v Speaker 2>We're going down to the store where you go linen lovers,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're.

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<v Speaker 5>Going to go down with Queen Tonight love Ades.

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<v Speaker 2>And we are going to buy you adult sheets. And

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<v Speaker 2>that was when I was like, I learned about thread

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<v Speaker 2>count and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye bed bath and table's got nothing on a desk.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't mind a BB and T, to be honest,

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<v Speaker 5>but god, you and I love a desk.

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<v Speaker 4>We should.

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<v Speaker 5>We haven't been for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>We did breeze and Sheridan's always on such.

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<v Speaker 3>It is always on.

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<v Speaker 5>Such is very expensive. You're around in Sheridan. You are

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<v Speaker 5>living line.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I've got on sale now, Melvin.

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<v Speaker 6>I think there's a few filthy people out there, so

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<v Speaker 6>please prove me wrong. I mean, how clean are we

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<v Speaker 6>how often are we changing our sheets.

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<v Speaker 5>That is repulsed.

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<v Speaker 2>We are looking for dirty people to send them somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>very nice. Yes under Sorrento Sorrento's new overwater restaurant on

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<v Speaker 2>Port Fillo Bay. It is a cracking spot. We want

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<v Speaker 2>to send you a lunch on our two hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>fifty bucks to drop at ONDERP.

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<v Speaker 5>I drove past that on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks great, cracking spot.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it looks like from one side it looks like

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<v Speaker 4>a big building, but just like a building. But the

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<v Speaker 4>other side, which.

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<v Speaker 5>Is open to the water, all the balconies.

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<v Speaker 3>We must go now.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, maybe you're a changed man or woman and maybe

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<v Speaker 5>it was you in a previous.

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<v Speaker 3>Life confession for a previous life.

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<v Speaker 4>It might not be now, but maybe years ago you

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<v Speaker 4>would that's actually I.

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<v Speaker 6>Know it's four, but I reckon we can beat at

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<v Speaker 6>thirteen twenty four ten to join us. How often do

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<v Speaker 6>you change your sheets?

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<v Speaker 2>Still? Broncos? Once when I met.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry Broncos sheets. Yeah, no wonder she said, we're taking

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<v Speaker 5>you to get big boy sheets.

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<v Speaker 6>A video surfaced where players made the wild confessions about

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<v Speaker 6>you know, not changing sheets for a year.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you play it again? I can't believe this, and

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe that they've admitted it.

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<v Speaker 1>How often do you change a sheet every I do

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<v Speaker 1>now change them every like second or third week. But

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<v Speaker 1>in my first year away from home, I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 1>how to change him. So they were probably on for

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<v Speaker 1>a year.

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<v Speaker 5>And that's no, it's not a year even every third week.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a bit like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Just did in point court morning Morning team, how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>We're good? You're a shocker of a house mate.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, about twenty years ago, I had a house mate

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<v Speaker 9>for nearly a year that did not he raw dogged it.

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<v Speaker 9>He didn't have any doomit cover sheets or killow case

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<v Speaker 9>for nearly a year.

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<v Speaker 13>So just the mattress, the pillar that you would walk into.

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<v Speaker 9>His bedroom, you nearly need a tetanus shot. It was

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<v Speaker 9>that bad at one pore.

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<v Speaker 5>Did he ever have like dates over?

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<v Speaker 9>No, he didn't. He was a very lonely man in

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<v Speaker 9>the end.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine why imagine rocking up walking in the

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<v Speaker 2>room going, oh, oh, I just could see that you

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<v Speaker 2>go to is it washing day?

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<v Speaker 11>No?

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<v Speaker 5>Straight home? Honestly, if I walked into a man's bedroom

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<v Speaker 5>that had no just a raw mattress and oh.

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<v Speaker 3>And you could see the pill those yellow stains on

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<v Speaker 3>the pillow.

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<v Speaker 4>Even then I throw the pillows out after about I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think we week, no, maybe like.

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<v Speaker 3>Two years, get rid of them.

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<v Speaker 2>They will keep the lights.

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<v Speaker 5>Well often should you keep the pillow for?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I've got a favorite and it's not

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<v Speaker 2>leaving me.

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<v Speaker 5>But then do you have oh yeah, since you're like fourteen.

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<v Speaker 2>And again it a couple of years.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you have a pillow protector? I have like covers

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<v Speaker 5>on them in the y.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've got the pillow and then give that a waship.

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<v Speaker 2>But like if I go to bed and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>where's my pillow and someone else has in the house,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go lift their head while they're sleeping and swap

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<v Speaker 2>it out.

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<v Speaker 4>Really yeah, when the pillows get mixed up in the

0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:39.000
<v Speaker 4>bed and hang on my neck will be out for

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<v Speaker 4>a week.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm at that age.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Sam, good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk to us.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened someone went a while without changing their sheets?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh a little while.

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<v Speaker 14>We had an exchange student come over and stay with us.

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<v Speaker 9>To do his schooling.

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<v Speaker 14>He was with us for just a little bit over

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<v Speaker 14>three years, and part of the deal was that he

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<v Speaker 14>had to do his own maintain his own room and

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<v Speaker 14>what have you. He did not change his sheets once.

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<v Speaker 2>Three years?

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<v Speaker 3>Three years?

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<v Speaker 2>Did it still?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know?

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<v Speaker 9>No, he did not know what he did.

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<v Speaker 8>He just he was he lived.

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<v Speaker 14>I can't even it was discussing when he left, we

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<v Speaker 14>pulled the sheets, but let's just say his whole He.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't even strip the bed when he left.

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<v Speaker 14>No, no, no, he did nothing, and we ended up

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<v Speaker 14>throwing it like the mattress pillows, everything went out.

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<v Speaker 5>It was did you ever say to him? Do you

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<v Speaker 5>think maybe.

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<v Speaker 14>It was passing comments? But his english wasn't great?

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<v Speaker 2>How was he?

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<v Speaker 14>He was fourteen when he came to us and he

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<v Speaker 14>was just just just over seventeen when he left.

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<v Speaker 2>Three years? She forms, she going on needed to burn

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<v Speaker 2>those sheets, hold in them.

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<v Speaker 5>After three years?

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<v Speaker 14>They were very light, they weren't It was to say that.

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<v Speaker 3>That and was there was there a spell?

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<v Speaker 5>That's give me.

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<v Speaker 14>Look, all I can say is that the sheets were

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<v Speaker 14>not the original color they should have been, and they

0:25:16.280 --> 0:25:19.159
<v Speaker 14>were they were I just words by all me. I

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<v Speaker 14>just don't understand how people can live like that.

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<v Speaker 5>But did you did you like ever go into the

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<v Speaker 5>room or you just.

0:25:25.440 --> 0:25:28.680
<v Speaker 14>You just well in passing not not like the door

0:25:28.720 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 14>would be opened for the hand.

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<v Speaker 5>I would have been like, just let me do this

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<v Speaker 5>for you. If you're can about my.

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<v Speaker 3>House, I just I told you it'd be someone longer

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<v Speaker 3>than a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Teenage boy, God love you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, Suddenly people aren't too bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, good morning Melbourne and it's just gone eight past seven,

0:25:49.080 --> 0:25:51.719
<v Speaker 2>making you a chat with your demons. It's all. It's

0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:53.000
<v Speaker 2>all going on down there at the club.

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<v Speaker 6>A bit of change coming seven months Paul where it

0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:58.520
<v Speaker 6>was in the top job as see Melbourne Footy Club.

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<v Speaker 6>Apparently things apparently went from good to bad very quickly.

0:26:04.520 --> 0:26:06.040
<v Speaker 6>Executive level saw him.

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<v Speaker 5>On Friday night. Paul caught up with him on Friday night,

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<v Speaker 5>said he was loving it.

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<v Speaker 6>Seems to be a lot of internal friction between he

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<v Speaker 6>and the president, Steve Smith. So they're getting a new

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<v Speaker 6>CEO as early as today, a board member who is

0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:23.840
<v Speaker 6>currently serving. He's the head of executive of Stan, the

0:26:23.920 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 6>streaming giant. Dan Taylor is his name.

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<v Speaker 2>Normally, when you see something like this quite quickly blow up,

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:30.560
<v Speaker 2>normally there's more to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they haven't said much, have they. No, he sort

0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:36.600
<v Speaker 4>of said he was a bit blind started by it.

0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:39.440
<v Speaker 6>Kept their cards pretty close to their chest. I mean

0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:43.119
<v Speaker 6>the whole facilities situation.

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<v Speaker 3>With where Melbourne goes. I haven't got a home. They've

0:26:44.880 --> 0:26:45.879
<v Speaker 3>never had a home Melbourne.

0:26:45.880 --> 0:26:47.160
<v Speaker 5>Well, the MCG is their home.

0:26:47.240 --> 0:26:50.400
<v Speaker 6>Well it is, but not in an actual bringing everyone

0:26:50.600 --> 0:26:52.880
<v Speaker 6>together star football admin.

0:26:53.040 --> 0:26:55.720
<v Speaker 3>They've been chasing home for their entire existence.

0:26:55.840 --> 0:26:57.919
<v Speaker 5>So he's only been there for like eight months, right.

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:01.159
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so there's talk that negosh siations were you know,

0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:06.280
<v Speaker 6>we're bungled and there was angst at executive level, at

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:07.679
<v Speaker 6>board level, so.

0:27:08.800 --> 0:27:09.280
<v Speaker 3>Moved him on.

0:27:09.520 --> 0:27:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Didn't last.

0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:12.160
<v Speaker 3>He was only on a twelve month contract as well.

0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, which is which is odd anyway, change is coming

0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:18.720
<v Speaker 6>and not ideal given the team is flying.

0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:21.320
<v Speaker 4>It seems odd because the team are doing well. I

0:27:21.359 --> 0:27:23.159
<v Speaker 4>saw him on Friday night. He was loving it, so

0:27:23.440 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 4>they've obviously ripped the rug from under him. You're a

0:27:26.840 --> 0:27:28.320
<v Speaker 4>nice family, the Guera's.

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<v Speaker 2>Any more details will get it to air for you.

0:27:31.480 --> 0:27:34.280
<v Speaker 2>But coming up, little change your pace, guys, Mother's days

0:27:34.320 --> 0:27:35.000
<v Speaker 2>around the corner.

0:27:35.200 --> 0:27:38.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, we've got tickets to our Mother's Day lunch

0:27:38.400 --> 0:27:39.280
<v Speaker 4>coming up shortly.

0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:40.520
<v Speaker 5>You can win your way there.

0:27:41.119 --> 0:27:46.120
<v Speaker 2>But next though, we have an announcement to make. We've

0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:47.000
<v Speaker 2>got a career change.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa another one?

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:54.600
<v Speaker 3>You for a change?

0:27:54.640 --> 0:27:57.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, We've got all the details. On the

0:27:57.280 --> 0:27:59.720
<v Speaker 2>other side of this might be an industry you might

0:27:59.760 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 2>be need to get into as well. Good morning, Melbourne,

0:28:03.840 --> 0:28:05.560
<v Speaker 2>this is number one hundred. You're on the air with

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<v Speaker 2>Jason Lauren Clint here too, and we're going to thanks

0:28:07.840 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 2>you mates, and shall already express another good looking day today,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty three.

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<v Speaker 3>Good on your We're just so consistent at the moment,

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:17.160
<v Speaker 3>aren't we, mate.

0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:19.400
<v Speaker 2>We're hitting the twenties by ten o'clock as well.

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<v Speaker 5>It's twenty six degrees on Friday.

0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 3>That's liven that screams long lunch? Does shall we?

0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:31.680
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's a yes. Now you've got pick up I do?

0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:33.960
<v Speaker 5>Are you going to pick up your nephews?

0:28:36.000 --> 0:28:39.200
<v Speaker 6>Basketball's back because we went last week, so I picked

0:28:39.280 --> 0:28:41.240
<v Speaker 6>him up from school. This is my nephew Leo, and

0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:44.680
<v Speaker 6>then we got to basketball and they're like basketball long

0:28:44.800 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 6>lunch Broka.

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<v Speaker 5>Parent life, Why don't you agree to do a Friday

0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:54.760
<v Speaker 5>to help out your sister because she's in a long lunch? Okay,

0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 5>so it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty just listen note because I think we should reconsider

0:28:57.840 --> 0:29:00.280
<v Speaker 4>Friday's basket activities because the weather is great. Just twenty

0:29:00.320 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 4>five Tomorrow, twenty six Friday, twenty five Saturday, and then

0:29:02.880 --> 0:29:06.240
<v Speaker 4>it gets down to twenty and raining eighteen and raining eighten.

0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:09.200
<v Speaker 3>See what you're saying is she bring Leo to long

0:29:09.280 --> 0:29:11.480
<v Speaker 3>lunch at Francois Olie?

0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:12.040
<v Speaker 5>Who would love?

0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Have they got crayons?

0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:17.040
<v Speaker 5>Thereto problems? He can draw straight on it?

0:29:17.160 --> 0:29:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Great, Hey, I have a paper.

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:21.480
<v Speaker 6>Can I draw your attention to a bit of a

0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:25.360
<v Speaker 6>news story which grab my attention? It's all about young

0:29:25.440 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 6>people and what sort of what sort of occupations they're

0:29:28.880 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 6>chasing these days, and there's a few that they're abandoning

0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:35.040
<v Speaker 6>in drives. One is like apprenticeships generally, you know, they

0:29:35.160 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 6>just don't want to do the hard.

0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:39.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I thought they would have been more popular

0:29:39.200 --> 0:29:41.520
<v Speaker 4>now than like sticking it out and going to UNI.

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Trade apprenticeship commencements fell nearly ten percent. But there was

0:29:46.160 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 6>a more alarming drop and that involved sales. So young

0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:56.000
<v Speaker 6>people chasing sales type role selling any anything really down

0:29:56.160 --> 0:29:59.960
<v Speaker 6>forty seven percent forty seven percent.

0:30:00.160 --> 0:30:01.960
<v Speaker 4>Actually, my friends, I had a lot of friends that

0:30:02.040 --> 0:30:03.560
<v Speaker 4>worked in sales and they loved it. One was like

0:30:03.640 --> 0:30:06.360
<v Speaker 4>a pharmaceuticals rep. And he just traveled all over because

0:30:06.360 --> 0:30:08.520
<v Speaker 4>a lot of the car out about one was the

0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:09.120
<v Speaker 4>sung Glass.

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:10.880
<v Speaker 2>You can make extra coin because a lot of it's

0:30:10.880 --> 0:30:14.480
<v Speaker 2>commission if you're good. Yeah, because I didn't many.

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:16.400
<v Speaker 4>You can sort of manage your hours because you just

0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:17.760
<v Speaker 4>booked the appointments around.

0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 2>I cut my teeth on the mean streets of David Jones.

0:30:22.600 --> 0:30:25.280
<v Speaker 2>So he's tweaking the electrical department selling TV's to old people.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I think that's considered retail, not sach so sales.

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:30.720
<v Speaker 3>Were you praying? Are you praying upon the.

0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:33.720
<v Speaker 4>Older sales as a career is like, I don't think

0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 4>it's like a I think that's considered retail.

0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:39.680
<v Speaker 2>No, Dolores didn't come in wanting the Panasonic VCR right

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<v Speaker 2>to talk for into it. Really dolorous her needs around

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<v Speaker 2>sounder guys spending.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, I don't think selling a TV to

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<v Speaker 5>Dolors is considered suses.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I sell it to it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Yeah you did as a retail assistant that I.

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<v Speaker 3>Went up to our good mates Harvey Norman the other day.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you get commission at David Joone?

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<v Speaker 2>I was casual, so the full time used to suck

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<v Speaker 2>up to me and say, can you use my number?

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<v Speaker 11>Like?

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<v Speaker 5>That's smart?

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<v Speaker 6>I like that too, very good, that's very it's very you.

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<v Speaker 6>I went to Harvey Norman the other day and they

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<v Speaker 6>don't actually try that hard. I don't think outside of

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<v Speaker 6>saying hello, how are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Can't help you? Right? They just let you fend for yourself.

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 3>But I wanted a new microwave, and I did something

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<v Speaker 3>that you could to hate again.

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<v Speaker 5>Did your price match with a cob Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>God, you have.

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<v Speaker 5>Last time you did this? Eight dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>It was three hundred and twenty nine dollars the microwave. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a bells and whistles on a blade. It

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty pretty cool. It was an LG.

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<v Speaker 6>So what I did is I got the model number

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:43.320
<v Speaker 6>and I put it into Google and then it comes

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<v Speaker 6>up with a shopping page.

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<v Speaker 3>Bang good guys. Two hundred and seventy nine dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>So I called him.

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<v Speaker 6>I said, Ben, come on over here. They always can

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<v Speaker 6>help me, said price match, can you? He goes, yep, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>you got me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>To me, if you pay full price any of those places,

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<v Speaker 5>you're a sucker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh mate, I would open the sheet and I

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<v Speaker 2>could tell you what the VCR, we paid cost.

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<v Speaker 5>And so you could do whatever you wanted with it.

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<v Speaker 9>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you were like, can you do a better

0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:13.600
<v Speaker 2>If Dolores was like, can you do a better deal

0:32:13.640 --> 0:32:14.479
<v Speaker 2>on the Panasonic vs.

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<v Speaker 5>Dolores was keen for that VC, Yeah, and.

0:32:18.080 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 2>I would look and be like, yeah, look, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what for you, I can take ten bucks off. But

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 2>I knew the margin was like fifty, So why.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't you just take fifty bucks off? If you're not

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<v Speaker 5>getting commissioned to work for help us this out. You

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<v Speaker 5>just want to watch sister act on her.

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:35.200
<v Speaker 2>You want to sales sales tactics to use. So you know,

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:38.280
<v Speaker 2>some David Jones stores have like cafes in them, yeah,

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:39.440
<v Speaker 2>or restaurant that was.

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<v Speaker 5>The thing for a while. They still have that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that has the Meyer had one.

0:32:44.520 --> 0:32:46.520
<v Speaker 2>So the TV departments right next to the cafe. So

0:32:46.560 --> 0:32:48.000
<v Speaker 2>you know how like when you want to get out

0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:49.640
<v Speaker 2>of the situation, you're like, well, look, we're going to

0:32:49.640 --> 0:32:51.120
<v Speaker 2>go away and have a coffee and think about it.

0:32:51.600 --> 0:32:53.280
<v Speaker 2>I would say, you know what, here's some vouchers for

0:32:53.400 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 2>our coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, yeah, go in.

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<v Speaker 2>There and never think about it. And then I would

0:32:56.680 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 2>just mill around the exit to the coffee shop, so

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:02.800
<v Speaker 2>Pulaura going to come out. I had at sales brother,

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<v Speaker 2>that's and then Doloresy just buy it out of gilt.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I hate that sales that you did prey

0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 3>on the elderly.

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<v Speaker 5>What was Delores? She's one hundred need a VCR.

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<v Speaker 3>She's spending a pension, Lauras.

0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:18.840
<v Speaker 4>And he's only giving her ten bucks off and then

0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:22.040
<v Speaker 4>probably pocketing the rest thirty He probably upsolder.

0:33:24.040 --> 0:33:25.040
<v Speaker 2>She came in for a walkman.

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:27.120
<v Speaker 3>I went to a.

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<v Speaker 5>Furniture shop and I was like, I really like this

0:33:29.520 --> 0:33:30.400
<v Speaker 5>dining room table.

0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And then because we just built a new house, the

0:33:33.920 --> 0:33:35.960
<v Speaker 4>girl who helped do all out, like finishing and stuff

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<v Speaker 4>in the house be goes, oh, let me get it

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<v Speaker 4>for you because I'll get forty percent off if my

0:33:40.120 --> 0:33:44.400
<v Speaker 4>inferior designer. Are you telling me everybody is getting forty

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<v Speaker 4>percent off except I nearly paid full prices?

0:33:46.440 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 4>About the poor people who are just walking there thinking

0:33:49.320 --> 0:33:50.720
<v Speaker 4>they're just trying to buy a table.

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<v Speaker 2>Laurence Country Road. I reckon, I've bought shares in that company.

0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:57.240
<v Speaker 2>I could own four franchises, but no one discounts like fifty.

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<v Speaker 5>That's because they work there and they have to wear it.

0:33:59.760 --> 0:34:00.960
<v Speaker 5>That's completely different.

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Also, I'm pretty sure go on pull a chip.

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<v Speaker 5>In the in the haberdasher etxec and then you can

0:34:08.280 --> 0:34:11.680
<v Speaker 5>get your back. They shook it for free, they have

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:12.120
<v Speaker 5>to wear it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure you're not shopping at Fantastic Furniture either,

0:34:16.080 --> 0:34:19.680
<v Speaker 3>but your table. Hey, guys, can we do agents? Eight

0:34:20.000 --> 0:34:21.600
<v Speaker 3>margins spect.

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<v Speaker 5>Four people that are paying full pricing? Absolutely ripped? And

0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:27.440
<v Speaker 5>that's me. I'm getting ripped in every corner.

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<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:30.480
<v Speaker 5>I'm over paying for my insurance, for my ship.

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<v Speaker 2>For my car. Guys, let's do a social experiment. Thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four ten is our number. We're looking for someone

0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:38.799
<v Speaker 2>to call. Now Brody executive producer will give us an

0:34:38.840 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 2>item and all three of us have to sell that

0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:42.240
<v Speaker 2>item to the caller.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, well, you've got sales experience.

0:34:43.920 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was in retail, No sales. I was in

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<v Speaker 2>retail though, thirteen twenty four ten, if you would like

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:54.759
<v Speaker 2>to partake, So.

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<v Speaker 5>We're going to always try and sell something, Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we selling?

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<v Speaker 3>An incredible sticky tape real?

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<v Speaker 6>What?

0:35:06.280 --> 0:35:06.400
<v Speaker 15>Oh?

0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:08.080
<v Speaker 2>I thought it would be working with something a bit better.

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:09.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sticky tape real?

0:35:09.960 --> 0:35:10.160
<v Speaker 4>Gee.

0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:12.480
<v Speaker 5>The producers have put heaps of effort into prepping this.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. We will demonstrate

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:16.800
<v Speaker 2>our sales techniques.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that a sticky tape?

0:35:17.600 --> 0:35:17.759
<v Speaker 9>Real?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that we call it like a holder?

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<v Speaker 2>You see, I would call it a life changer because

0:35:23.920 --> 0:35:25.320
<v Speaker 2>it makes things a whole lot easier.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to lose this.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking sales. We are career change.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, this is off the back of the fact that

0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:38.080
<v Speaker 6>stats have proven that people chasing jobs in sales, young

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:41.360
<v Speaker 6>people chasing jobs in sales is decreasing.

0:35:42.400 --> 0:35:44.200
<v Speaker 5>Sales would now be a good A good time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel for people trying to sign me up outside Wallies.

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<v Speaker 2>They've got little demoundable table and they're like, hey, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you Yeah, that's a tough gig, isn't it

0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:53.359
<v Speaker 3>often charity things?

0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, Like so the surf Life savers

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<v Speaker 2>are outside coals, right, so do I? And I always

0:35:58.680 --> 0:35:59.160
<v Speaker 2>give money.

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<v Speaker 5>It's hard now we don't have coins just to change.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the problem is now subscription. I'm like, can't just

0:36:04.040 --> 0:36:05.799
<v Speaker 2>do a donation that like, no, no, you sign up?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys, you're gonna a minute. Can I borrow a

0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:08.959
<v Speaker 3>bit of your time.

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<v Speaker 5>I could never do that job. Power to the people,

0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:13.319
<v Speaker 5>do it and you have to do that thing right?

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:15.120
<v Speaker 2>I got no money? Sorry, and then I walk out

0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:15.920
<v Speaker 2>with all those growths.

0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 3>You can't make high contact with them.

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:19.480
<v Speaker 5>What do you mean you can't just make a one

0:36:19.520 --> 0:36:20.000
<v Speaker 5>off donation?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I couldn't. I have to commit to it, like

0:36:22.960 --> 0:36:23.520
<v Speaker 2>doing your day.

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:25.560
<v Speaker 3>Have you seen the latest firefighter's calendar?

0:36:25.800 --> 0:36:31.920
<v Speaker 2>It's a ripper. Oh my god, you sound exactly like them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. Kylie in Geelong, Good.

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<v Speaker 10>Morning, Good morning, Jose, Lauren and Clinn. How are you

0:36:40.040 --> 0:36:40.480
<v Speaker 10>this morning?

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Do you have you worked in sales?

0:36:43.680 --> 0:36:44.120
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 10>I am a school teacher and when I heard that

0:36:47.400 --> 0:36:51.520
<v Speaker 10>we have this opportunity to get some tape dispenses?

0:36:51.719 --> 0:36:54.640
<v Speaker 5>Ah yes, wow, Oh you're the lady. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna do a bit of a role play

0:36:55.760 --> 0:36:57.600
<v Speaker 2>this morning. We're going to tent down our sales skills.

0:36:57.680 --> 0:36:59.760
<v Speaker 2>Each of us gets to do a pitch to Kylie

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<v Speaker 2>to sell the tape dispenser. We'll see who wins the rope. Kylie,

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Good morning, Clean.

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<v Speaker 6>This is the desk upgrade you never knew you needed one. Hand,

0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:17.920
<v Speaker 6>one pull, one clean tear. It is reliability with a

0:37:18.000 --> 0:37:22.719
<v Speaker 6>capital R. In fact, your day starts right here with

0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:26.200
<v Speaker 6>the Ultra boost tape dispenser.

0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:32.399
<v Speaker 10>Just teach your budget there.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got kids, teacher? I've got thirty of them,

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<v Speaker 2>so right, you would you would relate to this? How

0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:45.800
<v Speaker 2>bad is it when you're trying to wrap gifts and

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:48.200
<v Speaker 2>stuff and you've just got to roll to find this?

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<v Speaker 3>You now, you're not holding it? Lauren's next, you have

0:37:51.160 --> 0:37:51.560
<v Speaker 3>to hold it.

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:54.560
<v Speaker 2>You got to hold it? Yeah, Lauren, you keep going on,

0:37:54.880 --> 0:37:56.520
<v Speaker 2>there's nothing whelse. You're trying to find the end of

0:37:56.600 --> 0:37:59.000
<v Speaker 2>the tape. Oh yeah, and you say like that's just

0:37:59.080 --> 0:38:02.120
<v Speaker 2>minutes in your lifete it. This dispenser is ready to go.

0:38:03.080 --> 0:38:06.839
<v Speaker 2>One hand, just easily glide the tape off, wrap your

0:38:06.840 --> 0:38:12.200
<v Speaker 2>presents and on your way, saving you hours hours, frustrating hours.

0:38:13.719 --> 0:38:17.160
<v Speaker 10>Not bad, not bad, I tailer, give us what you've got.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, Kylie, First off, I can start by saying,

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 4>if you use my code Lauren twenty five, you'll get

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:25.200
<v Speaker 4>twenty five percent off Clint's price of night ninety nine.

0:38:25.239 --> 0:38:27.719
<v Speaker 4>So we're down to about seven dollars fifty here for

0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:31.080
<v Speaker 4>this dispenser that. Let's be honest, it's not reinventing the

0:38:31.120 --> 0:38:33.360
<v Speaker 4>wheel because classic is best.

0:38:33.719 --> 0:38:34.440
<v Speaker 5>It's weighty.

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:36.879
<v Speaker 4>It's too heavy for the kids to steal off your desk,

0:38:37.000 --> 0:38:37.960
<v Speaker 4>so there's your first thing.

0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:39.759
<v Speaker 5>They're not going to be stealing your accessories.

0:38:40.120 --> 0:38:45.400
<v Speaker 4>It's it's perfect for sticky taping things together, which it

0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:46.760
<v Speaker 4>does what it says on the box.

0:38:46.960 --> 0:38:49.399
<v Speaker 5>You know, it's just classic and it's the best.

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<v Speaker 6>You're getting twenty five percent off because it's teamur.

0:38:53.840 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 5>It's not team.

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<v Speaker 4>Definitely not and mine also be quiet, you've had your

0:38:58.239 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 4>thirty seconds. The episode's the Spencer. But if you buy

0:39:01.239 --> 0:39:04.440
<v Speaker 4>it from me with my code Lauren twenty five, I'm

0:39:04.440 --> 0:39:06.920
<v Speaker 4>going to throw in ten rolls of tape with it.

0:39:09.000 --> 0:39:11.239
<v Speaker 2>Kylie, I forgot. If you buy two, you get a

0:39:11.320 --> 0:39:12.920
<v Speaker 2>third one free, so you should have a chat with

0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:15.480
<v Speaker 2>like your other teacher mates and then three of you

0:39:15.640 --> 0:39:16.279
<v Speaker 2>just divide.

0:39:16.040 --> 0:39:18.319
<v Speaker 5>The Sorry, just because I discount code, you can't.

0:39:18.360 --> 0:39:21.319
<v Speaker 3>You've had and Kylie, if you buy from me, I'll

0:39:21.360 --> 0:39:22.800
<v Speaker 3>give you a new microwave.

0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:29.000
<v Speaker 10>I have to then get a tag for that. Yeah,

0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:30.719
<v Speaker 10>the excess services.

0:39:30.840 --> 0:39:33.040
<v Speaker 2>But all right, did you want to go the discount

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:33.760
<v Speaker 2>code with Lauren?

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 5>The deal and you get the tape as well.

0:39:36.239 --> 0:39:38.399
<v Speaker 2>Three for two from me or the what was yours?

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:39.400
<v Speaker 2>One one pool?

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:44.000
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, as a teacher walking in. As soon as we

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:47.000
<v Speaker 10>get a sale, we get a discount, we are sold.

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:49.400
<v Speaker 10>And then all of a sudden when we had some

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:52.960
<v Speaker 10>additional throw in so Los, I think we've got it today.

0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:58.360
<v Speaker 10>If we just need something simple, something that work, I

0:39:58.480 --> 0:39:58.759
<v Speaker 10>love it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my influences and killing us.

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<v Speaker 5>You're welcome, Si, here's my coat.

0:40:02.400 --> 0:40:04.480
<v Speaker 6>And Lawren's happy to go and deliver it in person

0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:07.160
<v Speaker 6>and go and meet all the kids as well. Angel,

0:40:07.440 --> 0:40:10.600
<v Speaker 6>sign some photos and do some selfies. Good on your

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:12.359
<v Speaker 6>Lauren take over their mouth.

0:40:13.040 --> 0:40:16.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're welcome, Kylie, thanks for coming to my shop.

0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:17.839
<v Speaker 2>Sales arm for us, Clinton.

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:19.960
<v Speaker 4>Ma make you got to do the discount coat. It's

0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:23.800
<v Speaker 4>the other way, give them a good bit of added value.

0:40:23.920 --> 0:40:27.240
<v Speaker 3>One hand, one one clean.

0:40:27.760 --> 0:40:29.399
<v Speaker 4>I mean, if it was about who had the best

0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:32.080
<v Speaker 4>reliability with a capital, it was you.

0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:35.160
<v Speaker 2>It is just go on seven thirty, get a check

0:40:35.160 --> 0:40:38.040
<v Speaker 2>your underwork latest in years and then Nick Cat's legend

0:40:38.680 --> 0:40:42.560
<v Speaker 2>Tom Hawkins is in the house. See Johns's next. Good

0:40:43.280 --> 0:40:46.640
<v Speaker 2>Morning Melbourne. It is just go on twenty to eight.

0:40:47.800 --> 0:40:50.720
<v Speaker 5>Can you a cracking morning in Melbourne. It looks stunning

0:40:50.800 --> 0:40:51.160
<v Speaker 5>out there.

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Shammy hens what Shammy hens?

0:40:55.760 --> 0:40:56.280
<v Speaker 3>My hands?

0:40:58.280 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 2>You think what I'm thinking?

0:40:59.160 --> 0:40:59.200
<v Speaker 6>What?

0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:01.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Who's doing it?

0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:02.800
<v Speaker 3>On Earth? Is happening?

0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:04.320
<v Speaker 2>So if you just don't have a look at the

0:41:04.320 --> 0:41:05.120
<v Speaker 2>screen in the studio, I.

0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:07.160
<v Speaker 5>Think it's funny that people are annoyed about it.

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:09.759
<v Speaker 2>So are. We have a lovely marketing team here at

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:12.680
<v Speaker 2>nover shadow to Troy and the guys who've spent good

0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:17.000
<v Speaker 2>company money putting up billboards Lauren and I around Melbourne.

0:41:17.040 --> 0:41:19.640
<v Speaker 3>So these are fresh billboards around Melbourne.

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:24.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't think just Nova. And then people have started graffeiting,

0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:27.040
<v Speaker 2>graffeeding over the top. What are they saying, Clint?

0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:30.120
<v Speaker 3>It says what about Clinton?

0:41:30.160 --> 0:41:37.400
<v Speaker 5>What about Clint? They're everywhere? Who what now? Cint? We

0:41:37.640 --> 0:41:40.560
<v Speaker 5>have been given intel, But it's someone in your team.

0:41:41.120 --> 0:41:41.320
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 2>It's illegal in my circle. That's vandalism. No, come on,

0:41:46.200 --> 0:41:52.080
<v Speaker 2>you can be charged for that. You should.

0:41:54.200 --> 0:41:55.640
<v Speaker 5>If anyone knows who's doing it.

0:41:56.040 --> 0:41:59.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm actually flattered. I'm humbled by all this support.

0:41:59.160 --> 0:42:00.759
<v Speaker 4>Well you know what, someone's I want a mustache on

0:42:00.840 --> 0:42:02.600
<v Speaker 4>me on one of them, and someone wrote something very

0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:03.879
<v Speaker 4>rude across my chest.

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:05.799
<v Speaker 2>It was supportive of your chess, but it was very

0:42:05.840 --> 0:42:08.120
<v Speaker 2>big fans Chess and Clint.

0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:11.480
<v Speaker 3>Was that mustache something they we're not reading they took out.

0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:17.080
<v Speaker 2>If we get footage sent to us of Clint on

0:42:17.120 --> 0:42:18.760
<v Speaker 2>the weekend at Bunnings the paint.

0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:23.279
<v Speaker 5>Section, it's not shout out, so what was doing it?

0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:23.719
<v Speaker 4>Thank you?

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:27.279
<v Speaker 5>But that's enough. I don't want any more mustaches on

0:42:27.400 --> 0:42:28.000
<v Speaker 5>our posters.

0:42:28.080 --> 0:42:28.760
<v Speaker 3>I feel loved.

0:42:31.400 --> 0:42:36.719
<v Speaker 2>I reckon, you know, let's say hot on. My next guest.

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<v Speaker 16>Our next guest is the husband of well known charity ambassador,

0:42:41.080 --> 0:42:45.520
<v Speaker 16>influencer and potential mother of the Year Emma Hawkins.

0:42:45.800 --> 0:42:48.160
<v Speaker 5>Okay and jo Fine had the most amazing school activity

0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:50.960
<v Speaker 5>to you. I recently took my Harry Potter of Sestns

0:42:51.080 --> 0:42:52.880
<v Speaker 5>to Hudston.

0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:55.640
<v Speaker 16>And aside from being married to Emma, he used to

0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:57.320
<v Speaker 16>play for Geelong or something.

0:42:57.480 --> 0:43:05.440
<v Speaker 3>Please welcome to the show. Emma Hawkins came in the studio.

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<v Speaker 4>Have it haven't the tables turned a bit like You've

0:43:10.200 --> 0:43:11.680
<v Speaker 4>got more time on your hands now.

0:43:11.840 --> 0:43:15.880
<v Speaker 5>EM's running around like a mad woman working. You've relocated

0:43:15.960 --> 0:43:16.760
<v Speaker 5>down to Melbourne.

0:43:17.080 --> 0:43:18.719
<v Speaker 15>There's been a bit of change in our life the

0:43:18.840 --> 0:43:23.120
<v Speaker 15>last six months. So but it's great. Look, we're enjoying

0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:26.840
<v Speaker 15>the the change from country to city. It's become a

0:43:26.920 --> 0:43:29.920
<v Speaker 15>lot easier for me work wise, so we've got a

0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:31.880
<v Speaker 15>lot more time, less time on the roads.

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:35.239
<v Speaker 2>How do you go with the neighbors being so close now?

0:43:37.600 --> 0:43:42.080
<v Speaker 3>You know, people can't do certain things that I could

0:43:42.160 --> 0:43:43.000
<v Speaker 3>do at the farm.

0:43:43.239 --> 0:43:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Were you a neist? How they're feeding the chickens.

0:43:49.400 --> 0:43:53.880
<v Speaker 6>Come on now, not just be careful saying yourself on

0:43:53.920 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 6>the deck. You can still do that if you get

0:43:58.520 --> 0:44:00.720
<v Speaker 6>some neighbors be gone those big trees.

0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:03.040
<v Speaker 4>I've never even thought about that. You could just jump

0:44:03.120 --> 0:44:05.280
<v Speaker 4>to a skinny dip in the pool, not anymore.

0:44:05.400 --> 0:44:06.319
<v Speaker 5>You're in the city now.

0:44:06.440 --> 0:44:08.120
<v Speaker 3>Can but you just got to be do it at

0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:08.640
<v Speaker 3>the right time.

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:12.600
<v Speaker 15>So, look, there's been some change, but it's it's been

0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:16.160
<v Speaker 15>enjoying life, yeah, loving it. It's Look, football is a

0:44:16.239 --> 0:44:20.040
<v Speaker 15>hard thing to put behind you because it's it was

0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:23.000
<v Speaker 15>half my life. I spent eight years it was a

0:44:23.080 --> 0:44:27.000
<v Speaker 15>Gelong supporter growing up, so I love the Cats. It

0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:28.799
<v Speaker 15>was a real privilege to play for as long as

0:44:28.840 --> 0:44:32.200
<v Speaker 15>I did. But ultimately for me, like you know.

0:44:32.320 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 3>And I watched Scott Penalbury play on the weekend and.

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm like isn't it amazing?

0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:38.480
<v Speaker 15>The game got past me and then I look at

0:44:38.680 --> 0:44:41.000
<v Speaker 15>a guy like him that just performed so well, I'm like, wow,

0:44:41.239 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 15>this is this is age incredible, So.

0:44:43.920 --> 0:44:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Be on pans. Yeah, we've seen what they're going to

0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:50.600
<v Speaker 2>roll out for when he takes out the record for

0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:52.880
<v Speaker 2>the most played games, They're going to change the color

0:44:52.920 --> 0:44:54.120
<v Speaker 2>on the back of the jumper.

0:44:54.200 --> 0:44:55.840
<v Speaker 6>So they're going to change his number ten to a

0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:59.200
<v Speaker 6>gold number ten. That's just it looks like he's on

0:44:59.360 --> 0:44:59.959
<v Speaker 6>Dancing with the start.

0:45:01.600 --> 0:45:04.160
<v Speaker 4>Remember when someone went to the Brownlow with the diamondy

0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:05.799
<v Speaker 4>number of his husband all that.

0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:10.000
<v Speaker 3>Was it, Tenure Buckley Andrew mcleods.

0:45:11.760 --> 0:45:13.440
<v Speaker 5>It looks a bit he agreed to that.

0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:16.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, I.

0:45:16.160 --> 0:45:20.600
<v Speaker 15>Think it's great and look, hopefully we as an AFL

0:45:20.680 --> 0:45:23.960
<v Speaker 15>community get to celebrate him at the mcg out of

0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:25.920
<v Speaker 15>Collingwood home game. It could be against Geelong, but I

0:45:26.000 --> 0:45:28.399
<v Speaker 15>think from what we can understand with what Colin would

0:45:28.400 --> 0:45:31.120
<v Speaker 15>are saying, that it's going to be I think the

0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:32.200
<v Speaker 15>West West Coast game.

0:45:33.480 --> 0:45:36.040
<v Speaker 5>But I'm sure look that just showed me looked like

0:45:36.080 --> 0:45:38.120
<v Speaker 5>it had been be dazzled. I can't imagine.

0:45:40.160 --> 0:45:43.239
<v Speaker 2>Low Key the only place to watch every game of

0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:46.400
<v Speaker 2>every round is Fox forty. It's available on KO Sports.

0:45:46.400 --> 0:45:47.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm loving you work on there, Tom. Have you guys

0:45:47.840 --> 0:45:49.040
<v Speaker 2>seen him give away the meat traits?

0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:50.640
<v Speaker 5>No, I haven't seen the meat traits.

0:45:51.560 --> 0:45:55.480
<v Speaker 3>Great on the coverage, best on yeah post game so

0:45:55.840 --> 0:45:58.919
<v Speaker 3>not quite. So that's that's where it's Look.

0:45:59.239 --> 0:46:01.880
<v Speaker 15>We we buck a trend last week and gave it

0:46:01.920 --> 0:46:05.000
<v Speaker 15>to Jeremy Cameron off a ten goal performance. But usually

0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:07.759
<v Speaker 15>it's someone that's a bit of an unsung hero. Now

0:46:07.880 --> 0:46:13.319
<v Speaker 15>that the meat tray was formulated by good friend Jonathan Brown.

0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:16.360
<v Speaker 15>He came up with a concept that there needed to

0:46:16.400 --> 0:46:20.160
<v Speaker 15>be an award postgame for someone that necessarily wasn't the

0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:21.880
<v Speaker 15>best player on the field, but a bit of a

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:28.200
<v Speaker 15>workhourse behind the scenes, man in and getting their hands

0:46:28.239 --> 0:46:29.920
<v Speaker 15>and knees dirty. And we gave it to Tom Sparrow

0:46:29.960 --> 0:46:33.680
<v Speaker 15>last week. So Cozy Pickett in the Melbourne game Melbourne Tigers,

0:46:33.840 --> 0:46:36.480
<v Speaker 15>he was unbelievable, so he could have easily been given

0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:38.759
<v Speaker 15>the meat trade, but we went for Tom Sparrow who

0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:41.880
<v Speaker 15>won a lot of contestant footy side, got it on

0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:44.120
<v Speaker 15>the outside and the unsung hero.

0:46:44.400 --> 0:46:47.000
<v Speaker 5>I love it like just the idea of winning a

0:46:47.040 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 5>meat tray is so old school and.

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Are they light up one of the players the other week.

0:46:50.719 --> 0:46:52.239
<v Speaker 2>So I'm taking the home and cooking now, I'm like,

0:46:52.320 --> 0:46:53.279
<v Speaker 2>it's ten thirty at nine.

0:46:55.760 --> 0:46:58.399
<v Speaker 5>Hey, Tom, you're also are you Are you a rice

0:46:58.480 --> 0:46:59.040
<v Speaker 5>farming out?

0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:01.560
<v Speaker 3>A great question.

0:47:02.239 --> 0:47:05.359
<v Speaker 15>Look, I'm not a rice farmer per se, but I've

0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:08.640
<v Speaker 15>been up my dad and there's about fifteen to twenty

0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:13.320
<v Speaker 15>growers in Southern Riverina that have created their own rice label.

0:47:13.880 --> 0:47:14.600
<v Speaker 2>Very nice rice.

0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:20.160
<v Speaker 3>It's I'm bringing some in because it's a great story.

0:47:21.600 --> 0:47:24.560
<v Speaker 15>They they're obviously rice is a crop that they grow

0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:27.960
<v Speaker 15>up up there and have done for a long time,

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:31.400
<v Speaker 15>and there's really only one competitor that were selling their

0:47:31.440 --> 0:47:36.239
<v Speaker 15>product to the one company, so it wasn't as competitive

0:47:36.239 --> 0:47:40.120
<v Speaker 15>as some other cereal crops that they grow, so they

0:47:40.200 --> 0:47:40.960
<v Speaker 15>decided to come up with.

0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:41.640
<v Speaker 3>Their own label.

0:47:41.760 --> 0:47:46.000
<v Speaker 15>They mill, they grow meal and package all within Australia

0:47:46.480 --> 0:47:51.280
<v Speaker 15>a product that is all Australian made, which is incredible.

0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:54.360
<v Speaker 3>So they've been harvesting up there. I've been because I'm.

0:47:54.200 --> 0:47:56.000
<v Speaker 15>A little bit closer to Finley now, I been going

0:47:56.080 --> 0:47:57.959
<v Speaker 15>up there a little bit, which is which has been nice.

0:47:58.000 --> 0:47:59.719
<v Speaker 3>So jump on the head, I jump on the Ferry.

0:48:00.160 --> 0:48:01.160
<v Speaker 2>There's might a bit stupid question.

0:48:02.040 --> 0:48:03.839
<v Speaker 3>So it's called nice, right, it's called nice nice.

0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, So you're telling me to look like the rice

0:48:05.719 --> 0:48:06.200
<v Speaker 2>paddies in.

0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:09.440
<v Speaker 5>Ballei, Yeah, but in Finley Yeah right, And you've got

0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:10.279
<v Speaker 5>Tom Hawkins out.

0:48:11.480 --> 0:48:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Are you in the hat, the big straw hat?

0:48:13.840 --> 0:48:16.920
<v Speaker 15>Come on, Jackson, We're in the We're in the header.

0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:20.279
<v Speaker 15>So it's a big, big production, big operation. So it's

0:48:20.400 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 15>it's good fun. It's it's really it's yeah, it's really cool.

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:27.319
<v Speaker 15>I've grown up as a kid from you know, two

0:48:27.440 --> 0:48:29.200
<v Speaker 15>or three years of age going with dad on the

0:48:29.280 --> 0:48:32.160
<v Speaker 15>headers and chaser bins, and it's a big part of

0:48:32.200 --> 0:48:34.640
<v Speaker 15>my childhood. So it's a really cool story with what

0:48:34.719 --> 0:48:35.120
<v Speaker 15>they've done.

0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 6>Speaking of Jack Hawkins, you're a famous father son right now.

0:48:39.920 --> 0:48:42.600
<v Speaker 6>You mentioned before the romance of growing up a Cat

0:48:42.640 --> 0:48:46.400
<v Speaker 6>supporter and then playing for your childhood club. Now there

0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:49.759
<v Speaker 6>are changes in the way to father sons and the

0:48:49.840 --> 0:48:50.919
<v Speaker 6>recruitment of father sons.

0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:52.279
<v Speaker 3>You are a father son. I'm sure it was a

0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:54.200
<v Speaker 3>really special way to go to the Cats.

0:48:54.520 --> 0:48:58.080
<v Speaker 6>So basically, now if you are winning more games than

0:48:58.120 --> 0:49:00.759
<v Speaker 6>you're losing, say Grand finalist, fine, analysts, they're going to

0:49:00.960 --> 0:49:06.160
<v Speaker 6>pay a loading for yeah, for a father's son, because

0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:11.040
<v Speaker 6>teams like Brisbane are just basically inheriting from incredible players

0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:12.920
<v Speaker 6>and the eras are just getting so.

0:49:13.000 --> 0:49:14.759
<v Speaker 2>When you when you say they pay lev like a

0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:15.719
<v Speaker 2>cash levy.

0:49:15.640 --> 0:49:17.960
<v Speaker 3>No no, no, no, no, it'll be it's sort of

0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:23.200
<v Speaker 3>in its point. At the point, it's quite a complex complex.

0:49:23.719 --> 0:49:27.239
<v Speaker 6>But I get it because some some people wanted father

0:49:27.360 --> 0:49:29.919
<v Speaker 6>Son abolished, which can't happen.

0:49:30.040 --> 0:49:34.080
<v Speaker 3>No, no, I don't think so, but yeah, it is.

0:49:34.880 --> 0:49:35.920
<v Speaker 3>It's nostalgic to me.

0:49:36.000 --> 0:49:39.319
<v Speaker 15>I love watching father Son players, you know, look at

0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:43.120
<v Speaker 15>Darcy and Dekos and and enjoyment that that not only

0:49:43.160 --> 0:49:44.840
<v Speaker 15>the play gets out of it, but the fans that.

0:49:45.000 --> 0:49:50.319
<v Speaker 3>Have watched the fathers before their son. So I love

0:49:50.400 --> 0:49:50.960
<v Speaker 3>that part of it.

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:54.440
<v Speaker 15>The Academy is the really interesting one, so it's the

0:49:54.560 --> 0:49:59.200
<v Speaker 15>same rules apply for academy players coming through. So I

0:49:59.280 --> 0:50:02.920
<v Speaker 15>think that's where it probably works out to be a

0:50:03.000 --> 0:50:05.319
<v Speaker 15>little bit more, even because it hasn't quite been.

0:50:05.239 --> 0:50:06.560
<v Speaker 6>A stare the last couple of week. We do have

0:50:07.200 --> 0:50:09.200
<v Speaker 6>the haves and the have nots at the moment a bit.

0:50:09.280 --> 0:50:11.160
<v Speaker 6>There's a bit of a divide, a bit of a

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:11.960
<v Speaker 6>two tier system.

0:50:12.000 --> 0:50:13.480
<v Speaker 2>But you're right you can't give rid of its tradition.

0:50:13.560 --> 0:50:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Watch it when the Pie's won the Grand Final and

0:50:15.880 --> 0:50:18.399
<v Speaker 2>the day Coss Boys receive their medal from their dad.

0:50:18.560 --> 0:50:21.680
<v Speaker 3>It was just amazing. Yeah, it's the best.

0:50:21.719 --> 0:50:22.440
<v Speaker 5>I love the fun sun.

0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The only place to watch every game of every

0:50:25.200 --> 0:50:28.920
<v Speaker 2>round of footy is of course Fox Footy. It's available

0:50:29.040 --> 0:50:31.839
<v Speaker 2>on KO Sports. Emma Hawks husband, thanks for joining us.

0:50:34.600 --> 0:50:38.000
<v Speaker 2>We love you. You're going to drop in more. Yeah.

0:50:38.760 --> 0:50:40.600
<v Speaker 3>Well, I I was on the way this morning.

0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:42.279
<v Speaker 15>I got to the Card and Ice and early and

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:45.920
<v Speaker 15>flicked over into the radio, just staffed of five thirty

0:50:45.960 --> 0:50:49.399
<v Speaker 15>and all I could hear was, what's the go there?

0:50:49.560 --> 0:50:49.759
<v Speaker 3>We do?

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:51.960
<v Speaker 2>We do pre drinks at five thirty to six while

0:50:52.000 --> 0:50:54.120
<v Speaker 2>I was asleep, and you should come. I'm trying to

0:50:54.280 --> 0:50:57.080
<v Speaker 2>pre drinks, give them stuff away just very quickly. Who

0:50:57.080 --> 0:50:58.920
<v Speaker 2>wins tomorrow night? Big match at the MCJ.

0:51:01.800 --> 0:51:02.560
<v Speaker 5>He's playing tomorrow.

0:51:03.920 --> 0:51:07.719
<v Speaker 3>I think the Hawks are a sneaky danger this year.

0:51:08.200 --> 0:51:09.880
<v Speaker 3>Defensively really sound.

0:51:11.840 --> 0:51:14.600
<v Speaker 6>They've won six games on the trot. Yeah, and their

0:51:14.680 --> 0:51:17.839
<v Speaker 6>forward line, Jack Gunst. We talk about scot panelry before

0:51:18.680 --> 0:51:20.880
<v Speaker 6>Gunston is having a career.

0:51:21.400 --> 0:51:22.000
<v Speaker 3>It's amazing.

0:51:22.080 --> 0:51:24.120
<v Speaker 6>Tommy as a as A as a Cat's man that

0:51:24.160 --> 0:51:26.160
<v Speaker 6>would pay you to say that the Hawks could all

0:51:26.200 --> 0:51:26.400
<v Speaker 6>the way.

0:51:26.480 --> 0:51:30.440
<v Speaker 15>This year I've become less biased towards the footing the

0:51:30.520 --> 0:51:31.040
<v Speaker 15>Geelong key.

0:51:31.120 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 3>You still hate them? Sure the Hawks? Yeah, I like

0:51:35.320 --> 0:51:35.759
<v Speaker 3>watching them.

0:51:36.520 --> 0:51:39.799
<v Speaker 5>Doesn't hate anyone having known he is the nicest man.

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<v Speaker 2>It is fast approaching either quite your chance to win

0:51:43.560 --> 0:51:45.600
<v Speaker 2>five K and invite to our Mother's da lunch coming

0:51:45.640 --> 0:51:47.399
<v Speaker 2>up soon. Good to see you, Tommy. Thank you guys.

0:51:49.120 --> 0:51:52.439
<v Speaker 3>Experience the Devil is prior to in goog class book

0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:53.440
<v Speaker 3>at Village Cinemas.

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<v Speaker 9>Do come to day.

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<v Speaker 5>You listen to me, Jason Lawrence.

0:51:59.200 --> 0:52:00.200
<v Speaker 4>Mother's daylor.

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<v Speaker 2>One of my favorite events of the year is a

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<v Speaker 2>back and celebrate Mother's Day. We are heading to Crown

0:52:10.040 --> 0:52:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Melbourne with unforgettable dining and experiences there and that's exactly

0:52:14.600 --> 0:52:15.880
<v Speaker 2>what's going to happen. We are going to take the

0:52:15.960 --> 0:52:16.720
<v Speaker 2>mums to Nobo.

0:52:17.080 --> 0:52:20.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're going for a fancy lunch. We're going to

0:52:20.239 --> 0:52:23.560
<v Speaker 4>have Noboo and champagne and beautiful wine and.

0:52:23.600 --> 0:52:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Then we are going to conger line down to Village Cinemas.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be walking, all right, We'll get there on the front.

0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:31.279
<v Speaker 2>Jay Corse here at the back.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you going to wear a party Are you going

0:52:32.800 --> 0:52:33.600
<v Speaker 5>to wear a party shirt?

0:52:34.120 --> 0:52:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely?

0:52:34.880 --> 0:52:36.120
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, party shirt anyway.

0:52:36.200 --> 0:52:39.080
<v Speaker 4>Then we will head down to Village at Crown to

0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:41.840
<v Speaker 4>Village Gold Class where we're taking over a couple of

0:52:41.920 --> 0:52:44.239
<v Speaker 4>cinemas and their moms and their daughters or their friends

0:52:44.360 --> 0:52:47.080
<v Speaker 4>or whoever they want to bring will be their sipping

0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:50.600
<v Speaker 4>cocktails having dessert while we watch The Devil Wears.

0:52:50.360 --> 0:52:53.880
<v Speaker 2>P Have you seen the dessert? The little handbags that

0:52:54.040 --> 0:52:57.080
<v Speaker 2>you eat the last cream handbags.

0:52:57.280 --> 0:52:58.840
<v Speaker 4>Now on top of that, I'd like to say there

0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:01.360
<v Speaker 4>are some very excite thin things happening.

0:53:01.600 --> 0:53:03.560
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, in and around this event as well.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's the go. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.

0:53:06.000 --> 0:53:09.359
<v Speaker 5>And who doesn't want a little prata on Mother's Day?

0:53:09.640 --> 0:53:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Treat your mom or that mother figure in your life.

0:53:12.280 --> 0:53:14.359
<v Speaker 2>If you can't get through on the phones, you can

0:53:14.640 --> 0:53:17.279
<v Speaker 2>hit up the Nova player app and register through that way.

0:53:17.360 --> 0:53:17.759
<v Speaker 2>Good tip.

0:53:18.040 --> 0:53:20.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten is our number. If you'd

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:22.120
<v Speaker 4>like you could bring You could nominate some a mum,

0:53:22.200 --> 0:53:23.959
<v Speaker 4>you know, it could be your.

0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:26.279
<v Speaker 3>Own mom, sister, you know that sort of thing.

0:53:26.480 --> 0:53:27.480
<v Speaker 5>Whatever you think.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Oh gosh, let's go to Tanya in Kinglake.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, who would you like to bring?

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<v Speaker 8>I would love to bring my mom. She's been through

0:53:36.560 --> 0:53:41.520
<v Speaker 8>a lot with me. I lost my beautiful daughter, Jossy

0:53:41.760 --> 0:53:48.320
<v Speaker 8>six years ago. Yeah, and I don't really enjoy Mother's

0:53:48.400 --> 0:53:53.920
<v Speaker 8>Day pretty much. I'm lucky enough to have my other

0:53:53.960 --> 0:53:56.560
<v Speaker 8>beautiful daughters with me, but it's just a very difficult day.

0:53:56.920 --> 0:53:58.600
<v Speaker 5>And I can only imagine.

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<v Speaker 8>So when I heard about this beautiful, amazing experience, I

0:54:03.960 --> 0:54:07.120
<v Speaker 8>just thought that would be something to really.

0:54:07.000 --> 0:54:07.560
<v Speaker 5>Look forward to.

0:54:07.800 --> 0:54:13.000
<v Speaker 4>And yeah, and an opportunity to celebrate your mum exactly.

0:54:13.320 --> 0:54:17.080
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, because she's been there with me through obviously the

0:54:17.160 --> 0:54:20.600
<v Speaker 8>hardest time. So yeah, it would be really incredible to

0:54:20.800 --> 0:54:21.720
<v Speaker 8>have a nice day together.

0:54:21.960 --> 0:54:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, tell you what's what's your mum's name?

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<v Speaker 8>My mum's name is Carolyn.

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<v Speaker 3>Carolyn, And I mean you mentioned she's been your rock.

0:54:29.000 --> 0:54:32.600
<v Speaker 3>But how nice it'd be to celebrate her on Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 8>Definitely, it really would be a real treat and she

0:54:36.719 --> 0:54:39.200
<v Speaker 8>certainly deserves it, and yeah, it would be amazing.

0:54:39.360 --> 0:54:41.520
<v Speaker 2>I think I think you deserve it too, to be honest,

0:54:41.680 --> 0:54:45.960
<v Speaker 2>after what you've got, thank you. I think look if

0:54:46.040 --> 0:54:48.400
<v Speaker 2>we can play a small partner trying to make that

0:54:48.560 --> 0:54:51.080
<v Speaker 2>day a bit more happy for you. We would love

0:54:51.760 --> 0:54:52.880
<v Speaker 2>to join us for our Mother's day Light.

0:54:53.520 --> 0:54:55.520
<v Speaker 8>That would be so amazing. Thank you so much.

0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:57.640
<v Speaker 5>Well, we can't wait to meet you a lot and

0:54:57.760 --> 0:54:58.960
<v Speaker 5>tell us about your girls.

0:55:01.400 --> 0:55:04.600
<v Speaker 8>Well, my beautiful daughter Joslyn was twelve when she passed away.

0:55:05.800 --> 0:55:10.960
<v Speaker 8>I've got Lily, Taylor Eavy and also my little baby Gwindowline.

0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:14.560
<v Speaker 8>Oh yeah, We've got a family of beautiful girls. So

0:55:15.000 --> 0:55:15.719
<v Speaker 8>I'm very lucky.

0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:17.239
<v Speaker 5>What does being a mum mean to you?

0:55:18.920 --> 0:55:20.640
<v Speaker 8>Oh, it's crazy, but.

0:55:22.320 --> 0:55:23.960
<v Speaker 3>A lot of last a lot of years.

0:55:24.120 --> 0:55:26.880
<v Speaker 8>But just I guess being there for the ups and

0:55:27.000 --> 0:55:31.600
<v Speaker 8>downs and celebrating every day together and making the most

0:55:31.680 --> 0:55:34.239
<v Speaker 8>of what you have and yeah, just.

0:55:34.280 --> 0:55:37.560
<v Speaker 3>Love and yeah, it sounds like a household full of

0:55:37.640 --> 0:55:40.000
<v Speaker 3>love and jeez, jose would be very proud of you

0:55:40.120 --> 0:55:40.480
<v Speaker 3>as well.

0:55:41.280 --> 0:55:42.080
<v Speaker 8>Thank you very much.

0:55:42.480 --> 0:55:44.600
<v Speaker 4>Thank you well, Tanya, we can't wait to meet you

0:55:44.760 --> 0:55:47.840
<v Speaker 4>and your beautiful mom and celebrate you and your beautiful

0:55:47.880 --> 0:55:49.319
<v Speaker 4>mum at our Mother's Day lunch.

0:55:49.400 --> 0:55:50.279
<v Speaker 5>Were looking forward to it.

0:55:50.920 --> 0:55:53.239
<v Speaker 8>Oh my gosh, thank you. That's incredible.

0:55:53.239 --> 0:55:55.520
<v Speaker 5>It's to be a special day out. We're so glad

0:55:55.560 --> 0:55:55.960
<v Speaker 5>you can come.

0:55:56.120 --> 0:55:58.080
<v Speaker 2>We'll see you in a couple of weeks, all right,

0:55:58.520 --> 0:56:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much. Well, good morning Melbourne, and good

0:56:02.680 --> 0:56:05.920
<v Speaker 2>morning Beck in Yarrow Glen. I believe our our own

0:56:05.960 --> 0:56:07.080
<v Speaker 2>Clint has been in your bed.

0:56:07.600 --> 0:56:10.800
<v Speaker 13>What he stayed at my airbnb?

0:56:12.640 --> 0:56:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh well this will be good, this will be good.

0:56:15.200 --> 0:56:16.479
<v Speaker 5>How did he leave the house?

0:56:16.640 --> 0:56:16.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:56:17.840 --> 0:56:19.920
<v Speaker 8>Oh beautifully it was Thank you?

0:56:20.400 --> 0:56:25.880
<v Speaker 3>Did you get remember? I remember now? It's a beautiful place.

0:56:26.080 --> 0:56:28.000
<v Speaker 2>When you went in there was the bed only like

0:56:28.160 --> 0:56:31.120
<v Speaker 2>roughed up on one side like one purchase or.

0:56:32.960 --> 0:56:33.000
<v Speaker 11>No.

0:56:33.239 --> 0:56:33.759
<v Speaker 4>He left it.

0:56:33.880 --> 0:56:36.280
<v Speaker 14>It was a beautiful They all left it lovely.

0:56:36.520 --> 0:56:39.080
<v Speaker 3>It's a beautiful house as well. Yes, the Bridle the

0:56:39.160 --> 0:56:39.960
<v Speaker 3>boys stayed there.

0:56:40.920 --> 0:56:41.440
<v Speaker 2>It was great.

0:56:41.640 --> 0:56:42.520
<v Speaker 3>We had a great weekend.

0:56:45.960 --> 0:56:48.520
<v Speaker 5>Give it a shout out. The great stayed there.

0:56:48.880 --> 0:56:52.120
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it's called the Year and it's near all the

0:56:52.280 --> 0:56:53.680
<v Speaker 8>wineries in the yarraw Belly.

0:56:54.400 --> 0:56:55.960
<v Speaker 3>We'll get a park and we'll put it up.

0:56:57.080 --> 0:57:00.600
<v Speaker 5>The Great Clint Stanaways once stayed here with.

0:57:00.719 --> 0:57:01.520
<v Speaker 8>A picture and everything.

0:57:01.880 --> 0:57:04.640
<v Speaker 3>Beautiful, beautiful place. Beck, Thank you so much.

0:57:04.640 --> 0:57:06.080
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's try and win you some money. Hey,

0:57:06.160 --> 0:57:10.440
<v Speaker 2>better start with Carlile Holmes in twenty twenty six. Thanks

0:57:10.480 --> 0:57:13.920
<v Speaker 2>to these guys. This is great, right, we've got one

0:57:13.920 --> 0:57:16.240
<v Speaker 2>of the Carlisle builders. Johnny's on the here this morning

0:57:16.320 --> 0:57:17.120
<v Speaker 2>with your question for.

0:57:19.280 --> 0:57:20.120
<v Speaker 5>I love that we're doing.

0:57:20.320 --> 0:57:21.880
<v Speaker 2>I know this is great. Now, Beck, are you going

0:57:21.880 --> 0:57:24.600
<v Speaker 2>an easy question for fifty meeting for five hundred, but

0:57:24.720 --> 0:57:25.840
<v Speaker 2>you want to roll the dice.

0:57:25.720 --> 0:57:29.080
<v Speaker 3>And go for five k five thousand dollars?

0:57:30.040 --> 0:57:32.959
<v Speaker 4>All right, Beck, Now our friend Daniel from Carlisle Holmes

0:57:33.840 --> 0:57:37.360
<v Speaker 4>is going to ask this question. I've heard it and

0:57:37.520 --> 0:57:38.280
<v Speaker 4>I knew the answers.

0:57:38.680 --> 0:57:42.400
<v Speaker 3>Carlo Holmes builders are very smart, very very smart. Is

0:57:42.400 --> 0:57:43.160
<v Speaker 3>it a smart question?

0:57:43.680 --> 0:57:43.840
<v Speaker 11>Out?

0:57:43.960 --> 0:57:44.120
<v Speaker 2>Bek?

0:57:44.160 --> 0:57:44.520
<v Speaker 5>You smart?

0:57:44.640 --> 0:57:46.280
<v Speaker 4>Let's do it five thousand dollars. Beck, you're going to

0:57:46.320 --> 0:57:49.120
<v Speaker 4>hear the question, You'll hear the three two one countdown.

0:57:49.160 --> 0:57:51.840
<v Speaker 4>You have to answer before the countdown is over. If

0:57:51.880 --> 0:57:53.280
<v Speaker 4>you don't know how a guess in the cash could

0:57:53.280 --> 0:57:53.560
<v Speaker 4>be yours.

0:57:53.640 --> 0:57:56.240
<v Speaker 2>Here we go, all right over to Daniel from Carlo Holmes.

0:57:56.320 --> 0:57:56.720
<v Speaker 2>Good luck.

0:57:58.400 --> 0:58:02.480
<v Speaker 3>What is the taj Mahal primarily made off three two?

0:58:02.680 --> 0:58:08.960
<v Speaker 4>Don't one? The taj Mahal one of the most beautiful

0:58:09.000 --> 0:58:11.760
<v Speaker 4>buildings and the most romantic buildings in the world. It's

0:58:11.800 --> 0:58:17.200
<v Speaker 4>made of marble primarily. Oh, it's so starting the taj Ma.

0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:19.120
<v Speaker 4>It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen

0:58:19.160 --> 0:58:19.919
<v Speaker 4>with my own two hours.

0:58:20.040 --> 0:58:21.880
<v Speaker 2>No, it as nice as your airbanks.

0:58:21.960 --> 0:58:24.840
<v Speaker 6>You've me a crack beck your your property is the

0:58:25.000 --> 0:58:28.120
<v Speaker 6>taj Mahal the Yarra Valley wine region.

0:58:28.680 --> 0:58:29.919
<v Speaker 8>Ah, that's the best.

0:58:30.000 --> 0:58:30.640
<v Speaker 3>Thanks so much.

0:58:30.720 --> 0:58:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Someone wants their band.

0:58:31.680 --> 0:58:34.160
<v Speaker 3>Let's put that on your AIRBN deep profile.

0:58:34.880 --> 0:58:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Nice to meet you, d He better starts with Carlole

0:58:38.000 --> 0:58:40.520
<v Speaker 2>Holmes in twenty twenty six. Visit one of their display

0:58:40.560 --> 0:58:43.160
<v Speaker 2>homes across Melbourne or a Carlile Holmes dot com.

0:58:43.160 --> 0:58:48.960
<v Speaker 3>Dot India chase no specky it's for fun as well.

0:58:49.040 --> 0:58:51.920
<v Speaker 2>There's an Indian restaurant on CENTERAD I noticed yesterday that

0:58:52.040 --> 0:58:53.080
<v Speaker 2>looks bloody good.

0:58:53.680 --> 0:58:54.200
<v Speaker 5>Have you been there?

0:58:54.240 --> 0:58:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Not quite India?

0:58:57.960 --> 0:59:03.680
<v Speaker 2>Hey, guys coming up next. I was let down. I'm

0:59:03.720 --> 0:59:07.120
<v Speaker 2>not angry. You're disappointed disappointed?

0:59:07.280 --> 0:59:08.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Dad's mad.

0:59:08.720 --> 0:59:12.680
<v Speaker 2>We'll go there after this. Harry Styles here on novare

0:59:12.720 --> 0:59:14.640
<v Speaker 2>just going twenty past eight. You're on the air with

0:59:15.360 --> 0:59:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Jason and Lauren. Clint's here as well. I would say

0:59:18.680 --> 0:59:19.840
<v Speaker 2>three good friends, wouldn't you.

0:59:20.720 --> 0:59:20.959
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:59:21.200 --> 0:59:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah at the moment, why I feel a little bit.

0:59:24.960 --> 0:59:28.680
<v Speaker 4>Nervous, I would say, I mean we're great mates. Clint

0:59:28.720 --> 0:59:30.360
<v Speaker 4>invited you to go to the footy onsday night.

0:59:30.440 --> 0:59:31.960
<v Speaker 3>No, yep, yeah, we've got each other's back.

0:59:32.000 --> 0:59:32.760
<v Speaker 2>We're talking about.

0:59:34.800 --> 0:59:35.200
<v Speaker 5>We're mate.

0:59:35.480 --> 0:59:39.320
<v Speaker 2>We were, I would say we would have each other's back, yes.

0:59:39.840 --> 0:59:42.080
<v Speaker 5>Yes, yeah, i'd also throw you onto the busy.

0:59:44.840 --> 0:59:46.400
<v Speaker 2>And you know what, actually, you know what, Melbourne, you

0:59:46.440 --> 0:59:48.480
<v Speaker 2>were in on this as well. I'm not angry.

0:59:49.080 --> 0:59:51.480
<v Speaker 5>I'm disappointed, disappointed. What's happened?

0:59:52.960 --> 0:59:53.920
<v Speaker 2>What's the date today?

0:59:55.520 --> 0:59:56.680
<v Speaker 5>Twenty ninth of April?

0:59:58.040 --> 0:59:59.160
<v Speaker 2>What was the date yesterday?

0:59:59.320 --> 1:00:00.360
<v Speaker 5>The twenty eighth? Vapor?

1:00:01.880 --> 1:00:04.480
<v Speaker 4>What's the twenty eighth the ve that's your wedding anniversary?

1:00:04.520 --> 1:00:07.280
<v Speaker 4>I knew it was this week. I said to you,

1:00:08.000 --> 1:00:09.320
<v Speaker 4>is it your wedding anniversary?

1:00:09.960 --> 1:00:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Morning? You said this morning?

1:00:11.680 --> 1:00:13.600
<v Speaker 5>Isn't your wedding this week?

1:00:14.120 --> 1:00:15.120
<v Speaker 2>You said it this morning?

1:00:16.280 --> 1:00:16.480
<v Speaker 10>Yes?

1:00:16.920 --> 1:00:20.200
<v Speaker 3>How much damage are we talking? Did you?

1:00:20.320 --> 1:00:20.560
<v Speaker 5>Fully?

1:00:22.040 --> 1:00:24.000
<v Speaker 4>Is that why you were so cranky when I said,

1:00:24.040 --> 1:00:25.360
<v Speaker 4>isn't your wedding anniversary this week?

1:00:25.360 --> 1:00:25.880
<v Speaker 5>Don't forget it?

1:00:26.600 --> 1:00:30.880
<v Speaker 3>So it's not on me, not on you, It's on everyone.

1:00:31.480 --> 1:00:34.160
<v Speaker 3>We're not married to you. No, no, no, this is

1:00:34.160 --> 1:00:35.000
<v Speaker 3>where we're turning out.

1:00:35.080 --> 1:00:35.920
<v Speaker 2>It's a team effort.

1:00:36.000 --> 1:00:38.000
<v Speaker 5>And normally we didn't say last year, everyone put in

1:00:38.040 --> 1:00:39.560
<v Speaker 5>your diaries and call And this is.

1:00:39.520 --> 1:00:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Where I'm disappointing Melbourne because normally people would slide into

1:00:43.160 --> 1:00:45.880
<v Speaker 2>my d MS and go, hey Jason quickly, your.

1:00:45.760 --> 1:00:47.920
<v Speaker 5>Wedding couldn't possibly be your fault?

1:00:48.520 --> 1:00:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Did she remember something? Possibly?

1:00:51.200 --> 1:00:54.000
<v Speaker 5>Did she remember that or did she wait to see

1:00:54.000 --> 1:00:54.520
<v Speaker 5>if you remember?

1:00:55.640 --> 1:00:59.400
<v Speaker 2>I got the phone call yesterday at what time? From

1:00:59.640 --> 1:01:04.280
<v Speaker 2>about ten o'clock, straight off the show from lou saying, hey, baby,

1:01:04.320 --> 1:01:06.720
<v Speaker 2>how's your morning. I'm like, yep, good, she has anything

1:01:06.760 --> 1:01:07.200
<v Speaker 2>on today?

1:01:07.800 --> 1:01:07.840
<v Speaker 10>No?

1:01:07.960 --> 1:01:09.320
<v Speaker 2>No, We've got a couple of meetings. Then you know it,

1:01:09.400 --> 1:01:12.800
<v Speaker 2>day's three? Yeah, you got nothing on? Later on this afternoon,

1:01:13.120 --> 1:01:15.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like no. I started getting frustrated, so I might

1:01:16.160 --> 1:01:18.360
<v Speaker 2>have said no. Then the penny dropped.

1:01:18.680 --> 1:01:21.200
<v Speaker 5>She's at what point did you realize she said?

1:01:21.240 --> 1:01:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Happy anniversary?

1:01:22.440 --> 1:01:23.880
<v Speaker 5>Oh that's a pretty obvious one.

1:01:24.200 --> 1:01:28.240
<v Speaker 2>I'll do it. I just I cook it every year.

1:01:28.360 --> 1:01:30.400
<v Speaker 5>I think it was last because it's right near Mother's Day.

1:01:30.920 --> 1:01:37.480
<v Speaker 5>That's why I said coming up between and Mother's Day.

1:01:37.800 --> 1:01:40.680
<v Speaker 2>Last year. I remember I came in with flowers and

1:01:40.760 --> 1:01:43.640
<v Speaker 2>like a bottle of wine stuff, and I reminded you, well, no, no, no,

1:01:43.760 --> 1:01:45.439
<v Speaker 2>I got it wrong. I went a couple of days

1:01:45.480 --> 1:01:48.680
<v Speaker 2>early when a happy anniversary, and she's like, nice, trybabe,

1:01:48.680 --> 1:01:49.800
<v Speaker 2>but it's not for another few days.

1:01:50.080 --> 1:01:52.240
<v Speaker 5>It's always three days after, four days after.

1:01:52.960 --> 1:01:55.360
<v Speaker 2>I know, but normally I'm still dusty after ans. I

1:01:55.520 --> 1:02:00.400
<v Speaker 2>just yeah, no, she actually laughed, and this is what

1:02:00.440 --> 1:02:02.840
<v Speaker 2>I love about you. You consistently forget.

1:02:03.560 --> 1:02:06.080
<v Speaker 5>She loves that about you. She doesn't mean that. Was like,

1:02:06.640 --> 1:02:09.560
<v Speaker 5>she doesn't mean that. Trust me, she does.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Jason, money problem missed out the florist. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>Did she shower you with gifts?

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<v Speaker 10>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, she said, let's not do gifts or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>She can fantastic on bonus.

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<v Speaker 5>Because shame, I've already bought this. Better return it.

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<v Speaker 2>Ivory apparently is the year?

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<v Speaker 3>How many years Ivory? So what are you going to

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<v Speaker 3>get an elephant? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a We can go to wear a

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<v Speaker 2>b zoo on the weekend if you want.

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<v Speaker 5>Gone by a piano? Yeah, hang on wait stop? How

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<v Speaker 5>many years?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you don't know that.

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<v Speaker 3>What year you got married?

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<v Speaker 5>And I'll do the math?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 5>How many years before Felix was born? Did you get married?

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<v Speaker 5>It will find a way to work this out. Wish

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<v Speaker 5>two weeks. So it's fourteen years because he's twelve, so

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<v Speaker 5>fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, Let's go the other way. Let's google

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<v Speaker 2>Ivory is a gift on what you Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll do it. It's your wedding anniversary, not mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>I put up with someone for fifteen years. I want

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<v Speaker 5>more than Ivory.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't feel one bit of guilt or I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>associated with this.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing to do that. I tried to help him this

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<v Speaker 5>morning and he looked at me like I was also

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<v Speaker 5>the worst?

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<v Speaker 2>The worst?

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<v Speaker 5>Should we call it?

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<v Speaker 6>Because she's in the car right can you call us,

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<v Speaker 6>beautiful Lou Hawkins if you're listening right now, which you are,

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<v Speaker 6>thirteen twenty four to ten will put you straight through.

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<v Speaker 11>We do.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll get Jason out of the studio and you and

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<v Speaker 5>it exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't cram up the phones. We're waiting for Loo to call.

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<v Speaker 3>Lou will be calling.

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<v Speaker 2>What have you forgotten? Whether it's an event or a person?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 5>That's two topic Wednesday?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you just want to call and give Jason spray

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<v Speaker 4>for forgetting anniversary and New Melbourne?

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<v Speaker 2>The worst was the Tenue wedding anniversary when I got

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<v Speaker 2>home and the kids were all just in little suits

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<v Speaker 2>in the front yard, I'm like, what's going on? Remember

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<v Speaker 2>I walked in and she'd put the wedding dress back on.

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<v Speaker 4>My friends did that recently. They wore their wedding dress

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<v Speaker 4>in their suits, and I was like, I can't believe.

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<v Speaker 4>Fifteen years later you fit into that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, please, don't hate me. Put my mine on?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you put your suit on?

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<v Speaker 2>Cord? No, big man, little jacket.

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<v Speaker 3>There was that time I forgot that I was m

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<v Speaker 3>seeing a function. I was sitting on my couch when

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<v Speaker 3>I got the call.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, clip there you go. Are you far off? Clip?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you far off?

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<v Speaker 3>We're about to roll the roll the video for the

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<v Speaker 3>first award that you're presenting.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I just didn't traffic. I saw for the park

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<v Speaker 2>yep thirteen twenty four ten. What have you forgotten?

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<v Speaker 3>Or maybe it was someone thirteen twenty four to ten.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to hear from here. Maybe the kids are

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<v Speaker 2>still at school wanting to get picked up. Oh, Liz

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<v Speaker 2>would have forgotten you.

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<v Speaker 5>My mum left me. We went away in year nine.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, this is a great one. We went away

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<v Speaker 5>in year nine.

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<v Speaker 4>You go for two months, you go and live somewhere else,

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<v Speaker 4>fend for yourself and on the last day. Appearents are

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<v Speaker 4>lined up at the gates to pick up their kids.

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<v Speaker 4>My mom thought it was the next weekend. She went

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<v Speaker 4>to buy a new dog. Chance to pick up a

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<v Speaker 4>new dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you got a puppy? Stop you Winjy, your chance

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<v Speaker 2>to win tickets to the movies. I will hook up

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<v Speaker 2>with passes to Michael Experienced the Rise of a legend

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<v Speaker 2>and the making of an icon Only in cinemas now

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen twenty four ten, What who do you forget? Earlier

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<v Speaker 2>this morning, we're talking about these attacks on clubs and

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<v Speaker 2>hospital venues around Melbourne. Very it's got a gang relation

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<v Speaker 2>feel to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's frightening as well because we don't know that

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<v Speaker 4>much about it, but we're seeing it.

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<v Speaker 5>It happen like consistently.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. We've got Detective Superintendent Jason Kelly joined us on

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<v Speaker 2>the air this morning. Now. Jason, we were chatting earlier

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<v Speaker 2>and apparently is there any truth to the rumors that

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<v Speaker 2>these gangs are using apps like Signal to recruit young

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<v Speaker 2>kids to carry out these crimes.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, so for the last couple of years we're seeing

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<v Speaker 11>that EMO or method being utilized with a young kids use.

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<v Speaker 11>Gang members are recruited, as you say, to take out

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<v Speaker 11>take the task and attack venues which were seen across

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<v Speaker 11>the Paran South Thierra, South Melbourne in and around the

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<v Speaker 11>Melvion CBD.

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<v Speaker 6>Is it bootleg grog that we're worried about here? Is

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<v Speaker 6>that at the heart of the issue right now?

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<v Speaker 11>Look, that's one aspect that we're looking at. But as

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<v Speaker 11>I said in the media previously, everything's on the table

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<v Speaker 11>at the moment. So we're looking at Alsted alcohol, We're

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<v Speaker 11>looking at organized crime groups that outlaw motorcycle gangs. We're

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<v Speaker 11>looking at is it conflict within the industry itself. But look,

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<v Speaker 11>I want to acknowledge firstly that entertainment venues, pubs and

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<v Speaker 11>clubs and things, it's a tough industry and we're there

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<v Speaker 11>to support with them. We're working closely with these venue

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<v Speaker 11>operators and we'll get to the bottom of this. It

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<v Speaker 11>might take us some time, but really we're asking the public,

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<v Speaker 11>people in the industry itself, or people who might go

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<v Speaker 11>to these clubs and bars, if they've got information, I

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<v Speaker 11>really encourage them to contact crime stoppers.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, there is some comfort in knowing that you've set

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<v Speaker 4>up this Operation Eclipse, but it does feel a bit

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<v Speaker 4>like the wild West out there in Melbourne at the moment,

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<v Speaker 4>Can you give us any reassurance that it is safe

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<v Speaker 4>for us to be out on the streets at night

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<v Speaker 4>and to be going out because I know I personally

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<v Speaker 4>have thought twice about going out for a drink after

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<v Speaker 4>the footy or after something late at night at the moment.

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<v Speaker 11>Look, probably the message I can give you and your

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<v Speaker 11>listeners is really about being alert. So just being aware

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<v Speaker 11>of your situational awareness in terms of what's around you

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<v Speaker 11>if you see something suspicious triples. The good news is

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<v Speaker 11>we've made twelve arrests and those arrests are being made

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<v Speaker 11>mostly effectively preventing us and taking place. So you know,

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<v Speaker 11>as later as Monday morning, we had two youths down

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<v Speaker 11>on South Bank about to commit an US and wearing

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<v Speaker 11>bellaclavas Jerry Kant and a stolen car.

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<v Speaker 13>Wow.

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<v Speaker 11>It was the great work of our local police uniform

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<v Speaker 11>police who observed them, took them into custody quickly and

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<v Speaker 11>now they're currently on remand and before the courts.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Jase, the massive job you guys are doing. But

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for all the work you're putting into it.

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<v Speaker 2>We appreciate that and We appreciate time this morning.

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<v Speaker 11>No, thanks for having me on.

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<v Speaker 2>Operation Eclipse is what they're calling it. The cops are

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<v Speaker 2>out there blitzing.

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<v Speaker 4>It does still sound a bit like they don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what's going on. It's a bit unknown.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just rightning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, these organizations using like encrypted apps, yeah, to recruit

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<v Speaker 2>young kids who they know we'll just get bail.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, but we were told this morning that they're treating

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<v Speaker 4>it sort of like like air tasker. Yeah crime, So

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<v Speaker 4>they're getting paid, they have to video their crime. They

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<v Speaker 4>get paid, but they don't actually know who they get.

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<v Speaker 4>They never meet the per Like I don't know who

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<v Speaker 4>they're working for.

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<v Speaker 3>You know who I'm working for.

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<v Speaker 2>His young kids want the cash, mate yery, let's say

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<v Speaker 2>load of one of our favorites.

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<v Speaker 16>Our next guest is fresh off the back of her

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<v Speaker 16>hilarious show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

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<v Speaker 12>I want something low cut, sex soul. So here we are,

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<v Speaker 12>so chubby Chosa because I'm not going to run.

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<v Speaker 16>Okay, Please welcome to the show's Carson.

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<v Speaker 2>One of our favorites is back and she's got a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new TV show. Please welcome after the Carcter.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, morning, how's it going, We're going, how are you?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I'm back so you know.

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<v Speaker 7>Not that successful.

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<v Speaker 4>But well, last time we spoke to you, you promoting

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<v Speaker 4>your fatty on a yacht tour, which you're also on.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, how's it going?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so good.

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<v Speaker 12>I've just done two weeks of it in Melbourne and

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<v Speaker 12>it's going really well. Honestly, I think it's the funniest

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<v Speaker 12>thing because it's the funniest thing that really happened to me.

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<v Speaker 7>And so that's in a show.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you have you been invited back to any more

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<v Speaker 2>souper yochts since we spoke to you last.

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<v Speaker 7>I would rather not get into it at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>That's didn't everybody turn up in like beautiful sun dresses

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<v Speaker 4>and ready for a day on a super yot and

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<v Speaker 4>you turned up in fishing shorts with a fishing rod. Yep?

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<v Speaker 7>We all make mistakes, all right, we all make mistakes.

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<v Speaker 12>Like not all of us understand the brief, you know

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<v Speaker 12>sometimes and you know what it's the power in that

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<v Speaker 12>situation is just to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go with it.

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<v Speaker 12>A lot of people would admit defeat. Yeah, I'm not

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<v Speaker 12>about that life. I've never been on a super yacht.

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<v Speaker 7>Why would you walk.

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<v Speaker 2>Away from that, You know what, I would have rocked

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<v Speaker 2>up in a rash shirt, So don't worry. I would

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<v Speaker 2>have been just as bad.

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, you look like you'd struggled to tan.

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<v Speaker 2>I burned quite quickly.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, no, I bet.

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<v Speaker 12>I bet you're one of those guys with a zinc

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<v Speaker 12>on the nose on a fishing trip.

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<v Speaker 7>And everyone's like Jesus, So.

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<v Speaker 3>You're doing it all.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, you body conquering you know, live gigs on stage,

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<v Speaker 6>but also television as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Now how do you attack it?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you attack TV and sketch comedy differently to live

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<v Speaker 6>performance on stage?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, I mean it is different just in tho because

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<v Speaker 12>you don't have that immediate response, right, but you also

1:11:19.080 --> 1:11:23.080
<v Speaker 12>do because there's camera crew, there's crew, and so on

1:11:23.280 --> 1:11:25.760
<v Speaker 12>this show, guys, I cannot tell you how close I

1:11:25.800 --> 1:11:28.719
<v Speaker 12>came to nearly getting fired nearly on a daily basis,

1:11:28.800 --> 1:11:31.360
<v Speaker 12>but not just me. Like two of the camera operators

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<v Speaker 12>on one of the sketches had to leave the room.

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<v Speaker 12>They just left their cameras unattended. They just left their

1:11:38.560 --> 1:11:41.560
<v Speaker 12>cameras and walked out because they were scream laughing. And

1:11:42.400 --> 1:11:44.920
<v Speaker 12>so there's just two where the cameras are just there.

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<v Speaker 12>No zooming in on anything.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not.

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<v Speaker 12>It's just set and walked away because they were screaming

1:11:50.080 --> 1:11:52.439
<v Speaker 12>and they already got yelled at by the director. That's

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<v Speaker 12>like the desire to just want to be funny and

1:11:55.680 --> 1:11:58.920
<v Speaker 12>crack people up stays the same, whether it's two people

1:11:59.320 --> 1:12:01.599
<v Speaker 12>or eight people, or it's.

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<v Speaker 7>All the same.

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<v Speaker 5>And is it all is like improv or is it scripted?

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<v Speaker 3>This show?

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<v Speaker 7>No, this one, because it's all from my stand up.

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<v Speaker 12>We wrote sketches, so it's like a so all my

1:12:12.120 --> 1:12:14.400
<v Speaker 12>stand up stuff that has happened or stuff that I

1:12:14.479 --> 1:12:16.600
<v Speaker 12>have seen, and then I wrote stand up for it,

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<v Speaker 12>and now we've rewritten my stand up back into the situations,

1:12:21.040 --> 1:12:24.400
<v Speaker 12>so we've regraded the situation, so that is what and

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<v Speaker 12>then we get I get all like Sampang plays a

1:12:27.080 --> 1:12:30.200
<v Speaker 12>doctor and one and a helpless husband, so basically just

1:12:30.280 --> 1:12:34.880
<v Speaker 12>himself and so you know, we just get get these

1:12:34.920 --> 1:12:37.759
<v Speaker 12>people in all friends of mine, and we just redid

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<v Speaker 12>all the base of what was the stand up and

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<v Speaker 12>so it was so funny. We were scream laughing in

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<v Speaker 12>each other's mouths for most of the day. I'm telling

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<v Speaker 12>you this, And at the end of every episode there's

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<v Speaker 12>a blueper real so you can see how hard it

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<v Speaker 12>was to make the show.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's nearer impossible.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I used to love you. When you get

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<v Speaker 2>the DVDs with the extra yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, that's how you know you've got a comedy heart.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm told you've got a bit of merch on your

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<v Speaker 6>tour this year where there's a T shirt that says

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<v Speaker 6>early onset Karen, A.

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<v Speaker 12>Vital piece of equipment for a middle aged lady. No listen,

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<v Speaker 12>I mean we all have early onset Karen living inside us.

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<v Speaker 12>You know, we're like that's literally the Karens have done

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<v Speaker 12>as a huge favor because now you know, sometimes you

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<v Speaker 12>want to pop off because you get the wrong order

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<v Speaker 12>or the coffee is horrible, But then you don't because

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<v Speaker 12>you go, oh no, I am this age with this haircut.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 12>But that early onset Karen t shirt is such an

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<v Speaker 12>important piece of equipment that you should have if you're

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<v Speaker 12>a specific age because when you you know, you get

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<v Speaker 12>those vests for your dogs when they're not friendly, like

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<v Speaker 12>weed where those harnesses that say not friendly.

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<v Speaker 7>This T shirt basically says not friendly.

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<v Speaker 12>But for a middle aged woman, So when you walk

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<v Speaker 12>out on street and you're wearing a T shirt that

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<v Speaker 12>says early onset Karen. People are warned, don't come at

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<v Speaker 12>me with a wrong order, don't come at me with

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<v Speaker 12>your bad attitude.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm going to have a hot take on it and a.

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<v Speaker 5>Hot flush while you're at it, which is so dangerous.

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<v Speaker 2>You seem like quite a joyful person. What sends you.

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<v Speaker 7>Number one? Rude people.

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<v Speaker 12>People are rude to customer service people. But also I'll

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<v Speaker 12>tell you what pushed me over the edge. And I

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<v Speaker 12>told this person they're discussing in a coffee shop recently,

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<v Speaker 12>they were picking their toe nails in a coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, no, you know what, that's legal.

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<v Speaker 12>To Just take it back to this person and go listen,

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<v Speaker 12>I'm helping all of us here. I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 12>give you a refreshing beating so all.

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<v Speaker 7>Of us can stop.

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<v Speaker 5>And that's not on. Also, there's probably a crystal cherry

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<v Speaker 5>across the street.

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<v Speaker 4>Just go and get your toes done, sit in the

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<v Speaker 4>massage chair, and get someone else to do exactly appropriate.

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<v Speaker 7>Us in some waters so you don't have to pick

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<v Speaker 7>at it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, good.

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<v Speaker 3>A.

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<v Speaker 2>This is many years ago, and I was in the

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<v Speaker 2>communal steam room and someone.

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<v Speaker 7>Was no, no, no, no, that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't end on that note. I just remembered I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not sure if I bought this up with you last time,

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<v Speaker 2>but a year or so ago, the family and I

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<v Speaker 2>run a flight to the Gold Coast and I remember

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<v Speaker 2>saying to Lou I'm pretty sure that's a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>seats up.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you not say hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? Then was like, well, why don't you go and

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<v Speaker 2>say hello? And then we're on a flight, like an

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<v Speaker 2>awkward place to say hello?

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<v Speaker 5>And then I'm like, you're waiting for your baggage at

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<v Speaker 5>the Carolina.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I didn't get to that in a business class.

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<v Speaker 2>I was down the back, thank you. Anyway, long story short,

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<v Speaker 2>as we were walking off the plane, I did the

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<v Speaker 2>on the shoulder and went hello.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew as soon.

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<v Speaker 12>As you started that because I'd never flown to the

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<v Speaker 12>Gold Coast in my life to Brisbane and the drive,

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<v Speaker 12>but I've never flown.

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<v Speaker 7>Into Gold Coast.

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<v Speaker 12>But you know what the amount of times I have

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<v Speaker 12>been recognized as someone else on the Gold Coast where

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<v Speaker 12>people go say a name.

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<v Speaker 7>Like Shirley and I'm like, oh no, I'm not like

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<v Speaker 7>as a lady who works at a school and it's

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<v Speaker 7>happened so often. She's a venture.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah you've got a doppelganger on the Gold Coast.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah, yeah, How lucky are they on the Gold Coast?

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<v Speaker 3>At least at least Jase didn't say I loved you

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<v Speaker 3>and Fatty on the boat it's a yacht.

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<v Speaker 7>Up when you're fishing gear turn that was the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Angela Carson's got a brand new sketch comedy series. It

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<v Speaker 2>sounds amazing. You got to check it out. Premiere is

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<v Speaker 2>tonight and then it is out on ABC iView. But

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<v Speaker 2>go and check it out tonight. It's always funy on

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<v Speaker 2>the shade.

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<v Speaker 7>It's good to say thanks, love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Love Right across Melbourne, this is number one hundred. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. We are about to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 5>What a beautiful day it looks like out there. Can

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<v Speaker 5>I get spun to me?

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<v Speaker 2>You do it well? Lasting incredible weather.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's going to turn next week. We know's.

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is our last hit of it. I think.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks John Bunn if you cannot be said out last week,

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<v Speaker 4>actually do you made us go and do a barbecue.

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<v Speaker 5>On the Arraic because it was going to turn on

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<v Speaker 5>write it. It's beautiful weather, and.

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<v Speaker 2>The weather's going to hold out because we've got some

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<v Speaker 2>exciting weeks coming up. We're hitting the streets of Melbourne

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<v Speaker 2>with fifty thousand dollars cash to give away. We're saying hey,

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<v Speaker 2>locations over the next two weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>It's awesome. I'm so excited about that. We're getting out.

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<v Speaker 4>We're saying hey to you all.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 5>Keep an on a reconmand social kissing babies? Were we

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<v Speaker 5>doing this.

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<v Speaker 3>Like politicians? Three politicians?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't hold them, don't drop the baby. Well, keeping on

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<v Speaker 2>our socials, Jason, Lauren and we will post the location

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<v Speaker 2>to where we're going to be over the next couple

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<v Speaker 2>of weeks and you can come down, say hey and

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<v Speaker 2>possibly walk away with the money.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you for being.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll give you more details about that as the week

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<v Speaker 2>goes on. But that is it. Guys, we're out.

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<v Speaker 4>We are have a beautiful day Melbourne, go and enjoy

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<v Speaker 4>this glorious sunshine.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Tomorrow Friday Eve, the week is tying quick well.

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday night foot he helps it, gives it a weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow night is an absolute blockbuster.

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<v Speaker 5>I know you can't go.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got no idea, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 4>Jace got invited to a box at the footy tomorrow

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<v Speaker 4>night and he can't go because he's going to see

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<v Speaker 4>the devil worst, which all honesty is a priority.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know she can see it any other time?

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<v Speaker 5>Every week?

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody, Thank you

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<v Speaker 4>Jason, Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on

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<v Speaker 4>the socials