Speaker 1: Got get you the morning every day Adelaides seal section.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a brand new segment is called Jodi and Hazy
Speaker 2: Silk Section, introducing a course produced so he tip one
Speaker 2: from Tenny's first introduction and also, of course the wonderful
Speaker 2: Jody already.
Speaker 3: So it's basically an incarnation of what we did last year.
Speaker 3: It's all those girly things that we talked about off here,
Speaker 3: and we're like it, let's talk about it on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: So I recently had a situation. I'm really really curious
Speaker 3: to pick your brains about it.
Speaker 1: Girls.
Speaker 2: Know what, I've got a very very strong little message
Speaker 2: in this envelope. Should we get stuck into it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, go on, man.
Speaker 2: The sealed section as it would be, are you ready
Speaker 2: issues here? It's buddy pricking soup? I can't read my writing?
Speaker 2: What does that say? There?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is today's topic. What do you say to
Speaker 3: someone who has lost a lot of weight?
Speaker 2: Alright? Wants to go first? Because everyone really has to
Speaker 2: tiptoe around feelings these days, don't they?
Speaker 1: You say that like it's a bad thing, Like I
Speaker 1: shut up?
Speaker 2: Obviously, the person with an a pack in the room.
Speaker 3: I stole d in Adelaide, Right, this this is a
Speaker 3: trick one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it happened to a friend of mine very
Speaker 3: recently where she had a friend that lost thirty kilos,
Speaker 3: which is in terms of health and well being and fitness.
Speaker 1: Good, well done, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: So anyway, she saw and she said when she first
Speaker 3: saw her, she was like, I didn't even recognize her,
Speaker 3: she'd lost so much weight. And then she was like,
Speaker 3: I should say well done. And then she also second
Speaker 3: guessed herself because she was like, oh, not like if
Speaker 3: I say that, is that offensive, suggesting that when she
Speaker 3: was thirty kilos heavier then she looked worse.
Speaker 1: Than what she does now. And so she ended up
Speaker 1: running with, oh, you look great. Have you had your
Speaker 1: haird on?
Speaker 2: Not gonna work, You're not gonna work. But I understand
Speaker 2: it comes from a really nice place. She's trying to
Speaker 2: be sensitive to the situation.
Speaker 3: Tief worn from ten years first thoughts and feelings on this, Well.
Speaker 5: That's I think. You know, if you have gone to
Speaker 5: the trouble of really looking after yourself and you're smashing
Speaker 5: the gym and you've got on this journey and people
Speaker 5: don't notice, you'd be like.
Speaker 3: For what.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I knew a person from UNI who got
Speaker 5: her nose done just speaking about facial and body changes,
Speaker 5: and because she didn't like her and I didn't want
Speaker 5: to be obviously, but oh wow, so I said, Oh,
Speaker 5: but it was knowledge that she had it done.
Speaker 1: I said, looks really, it's really subtle.
Speaker 2: You can hardly tell.
Speaker 5: Would you kind of looked at me like I didn't
Speaker 5: drop thousands of dollars on my news snout?
Speaker 1: You did not notice my slop nose? Look at how
Speaker 1: magnificent it is?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: So would you say you look fantastic because you've lost
Speaker 2: so much weight or would you just say you look fantastic?
Speaker 5: I think i'd do it Jotie's way to go your hair. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I think i'd panic as well, because you don't want
Speaker 5: to make it sound like they looked bad before, because
Speaker 5: they wouldn't have been they didn't. But I think i'd
Speaker 5: panic and melt into the floor and then ring jokes.
Speaker 1: And I didn't know what to say. Yeah, it's trigger
Speaker 1: territory produces. Would you thought, I know, we know that.
Speaker 6: I don't think you should come in on anyone's wait,
Speaker 6: every up, down, whatever. I think it's too much risk.
Speaker 6: I also think that there's more worth to a person
Speaker 6: than their weight, So why does that need to be
Speaker 6: something we bring up for you?
Speaker 2: What if you're a professional sumo wrestler and the goal
Speaker 2: is is to gain a buttload of weight and someone goes, congratulations,
Speaker 2: you're looking so fat. Well done, because that's the goal,
Speaker 2: jotes Okay, as a professional wrestlers, if your cruiser around,
Speaker 2: someone goes, oh, you've put on a whole heap of fat.
Speaker 2: They go, well, thank you very much. I appreciate that. No,
Speaker 2: just thought if you need, if you need.
Speaker 1: I'm going to regret this.
Speaker 3: No, do you run into a woman she's lost thirty
Speaker 3: kre of those you clearly have known her for a
Speaker 3: long time. You realize that she's lost a lot of weight,
Speaker 3: what do you say?
Speaker 2: Well, now I'm second guess, but I would say, and
Speaker 2: particularly if it was a bloke, I would say, mate,
Speaker 2: you have lost a lot of weight. Well done, And
Speaker 2: then I would say take me through what did you do?
Speaker 2: Because this is I know losing weight and I've had
Speaker 2: to lose weight before. It's really hard. When no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm about I'm working about ninety three right now. There's
Speaker 2: one so I tipped one hundred a few years ago
Speaker 2: and had a proper little belly. I was drinking too
Speaker 2: much beer. Losing weight and do an exercise, it's really painful.
Speaker 2: So I'd appreciate that. And if I was a bloke
Speaker 2: and I've lost a people weight and someone said you've
Speaker 2: lost weight, I'd go, thank you very much. Yes, I
Speaker 2: do want to talk about.
Speaker 6: This last week there, because I have also lost weight.
Speaker 6: About five years ago, I lost nearly fifteen kilos and
Speaker 6: I didn't like it when people would tell me how
Speaker 6: good I looked. In the moment, I liked it, and
Speaker 6: then I'd think about it and be like, oh cool,
Speaker 6: So I was awful before. That's why I just don't
Speaker 6: think you should mentione als. So you never know why
Speaker 6: or how someone's last weight. What if they're not well?
Speaker 5: You know, I was going to say, what if they
Speaker 5: did just fashion away with cigarettes and laxatives?
Speaker 1: Okay? Chloe from Alberton, Good morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts? Chloe?
Speaker 7: All right, this is coming from someone who has.
Speaker 2: Lost just over forty five kill.
Speaker 1: See now no one knows what?
Speaker 2: Sorry, can I say congratulations? That's awesome?
Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: I believe that it's not good to say anything personally
Speaker 7: for the fact of I've heard a lot of positive things.
Speaker 7: I've heard a few negative things, and both the positive
Speaker 7: and the negatives don't come out right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and someone might.
Speaker 7: Think that they're complimenting you, but it's really just a
Speaker 7: bit of a bit of a dig in the end
Speaker 7: with the way they say it, whether it's you know,
Speaker 7: they don't know how to say it, or it's jealous,
Speaker 7: you know, just I'm in the best shape I've ever
Speaker 7: been in in my life mentally physically, you know, And
Speaker 7: I think people should just be like, you know, you're
Speaker 7: doing well, good jobs, but that's it. You know, don't
Speaker 7: comment on you know, what do I look like, because
Speaker 7: you know, I steel, I got a lot of loose skin.
Speaker 7: I still have a lot of body dysmorphia.
Speaker 8: You don't know what someone's fighting.
Speaker 1: In their heads, and.
Speaker 7: You know, you don't comment on it because I could
Speaker 7: spireal someone, which is a good point.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what producers always said, you don't know what's
Speaker 2: going on behind the scenes. Yeah, before you throw out
Speaker 2: like a really really holistic statement.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely. And Chloe, would you prefer people ask you
Speaker 3: how are you feeling? As opposed to commenting on how.
Speaker 9: You get right.
Speaker 7: Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: I was super overweight.
Speaker 7: It's hurt to get up in the morning, hurt to
Speaker 7: go to bed.
Speaker 8: You over now, I hurt for a different reason.
Speaker 7: I hurt because I hit like I lift heavyweights and
Speaker 7: you know, really physically quite strong now.
Speaker 2: So I'd rather.
Speaker 7: People go, you know, how are you?
Speaker 9: How are you feeling like?
Speaker 7: You know, do you need anything?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 7: Because a weight loss journey can be quite isolating as well.
Speaker 8: I found.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I have a partner and a really supportive family,
Speaker 7: but you do isolate yourself from a lot of social
Speaker 7: situations and things. Because if your end goal is you're
Speaker 7: set on it and it's insight, you know, you go.
Speaker 7: It's easier to just put yourself first, and you know,
Speaker 7: everybody kind of forgets about this a little bit.
Speaker 3: Well, Chloe, I will say this very very carefully. If
Speaker 3: you feel wonderful, then good for you.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you very much. I would say something, Chloe,
Speaker 2: what about the weather. That's where we do.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Chantell from Para Hills. You lost some, Chenel,
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 8: I've lost nearly forty kilos so far. It's a bit
Speaker 8: more to go, but yeah, nearly forty kilos at the moment.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: So do you want to talk about chantel so is
Speaker 2: some how do you want people to address it? Because
Speaker 2: I've got a lot of questions.
Speaker 8: I yeah, I get a lot of compliments going, oh,
Speaker 8: you look amazing, and like producers always said, you know,
Speaker 8: there's that little voice that grows on. Maybe I wasn't
Speaker 8: when I was a lot bigger, but overall, I think
Speaker 8: the effort that I've put in I kind of you know,
Speaker 8: you almost want that validation a little bit. You know,
Speaker 8: there's almost a little hey, you know, I did this thing.
Speaker 8: And it's more so for the health perspective.
Speaker 9: For me.
Speaker 8: I was a diabetic, I had high blood pressure, a
Speaker 8: lot of issues and I've reversed almost all of that
Speaker 8: and you know, I like, I do like to talk
Speaker 8: about it, especially on my social media about you know,
Speaker 8: I've taken myself from a pretty precarious situation at quite
Speaker 8: a young age to you know now pretty much being
Speaker 8: on my way to being completely healthy.
Speaker 3: So you know, on that front, you should be absolutely congratulated.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, well done.
Speaker 2: Do you want to share Do you want to share
Speaker 2: your social media handle or you want to keep a secret.
Speaker 8: It's pretty private. I've got kids. I do keep it
Speaker 8: pretty private, but yeah, I don't. I do have a
Speaker 8: weight loss page. It is called Shaney's Weight Loss Journey
Speaker 8: and I posted on that sporadically, but nothing too too crazy.
Speaker 2: So thanks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, it's amazing Dan from Strath album. Have
Speaker 3: we got time to take a couple of books? Dan,
Speaker 3: you lost some weight as well?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 4: I had? Yes?
Speaker 1: And how have you found it? People's response?
Speaker 2: And how much?
Speaker 4: About fifty five or sixty kilos? Most people have been
Speaker 4: okay about it, but I've had a few people just
Speaker 4: seemed to focus on how have I looked at sort
Speaker 4: of really let rip about how big I was.
Speaker 5: That's not nice.
Speaker 2: See, that's that's that's ridiculous. Dan, I've got it. First
Speaker 2: of all, congratulations, but can I I'm just going to
Speaker 2: ask a question anyway from you obviously know what to
Speaker 2: do now? What what have you cut out? What is
Speaker 2: your secret now to weight loss? Because I think a
Speaker 2: lot of people are still trying to work that out
Speaker 2: as we go.
Speaker 4: I've gone, I don't drink anymore, mostly cut out bread
Speaker 4: and pasta and cut down on what I used to
Speaker 4: eat and when I ate so okay, it's probably the
Speaker 4: biggest thing gallery thing versus galeries out basic question and
Speaker 4: I yea. Now I want to go out for work functions.
Speaker 4: I don't have to, you know, not just drinking all
Speaker 4: the time. I just have soda water or tonic water
Speaker 4: and still do all the work things and it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: That's awesome, amazing, well done. One more Philip from Freeland.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Philip, you're there, Philip?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hello, Hello, are your thoughts Philip.
Speaker 9: Goody? Well, first of all, welcome back guys. Glad you
Speaker 9: like the back.
Speaker 2: Good to have you back on board between twenty four.
Speaker 9: So I'm all for positivity. And if someone has actively
Speaker 9: made a conscious effort to lose weight, I think you
Speaker 9: should tell them that they actually they're good that they
Speaker 9: want It's noticeable because as someone that's built like a blimp,
Speaker 9: if someone told me that I lost weight, I'd be aesthetic.
Speaker 2: See I don't think see I don't want to be.
Speaker 2: I don't want to speak on behalf of all bogs,
Speaker 2: but certainly from my perspective and produce a flag. But
Speaker 2: we're very similar. If I was working so hard and
Speaker 2: I lost sort of forty I want some acknowledgement.
Speaker 9: Yeah, get und exactly exactly like you know, it's the
Speaker 9: stigma you know, you know, you know, you know, bloats
Speaker 9: and blokes that you know, if we've lost weight. Let
Speaker 9: us know we've lost weight. We'll feel better, We'll look
Speaker 9: in the mirror, we'll flex, we'll feel better about ourselves.
Speaker 1: A good way to end this conversation.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Thank you so much everyone we
Speaker 2: called through you now on the standby list for Nova's
Speaker 2: cash or the car.
Speaker 1: As always be.
Speaker 3: End this segment with the notion that men are basing creatures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very very fair.
Speaker 1: You want your little ego stroke yeap, brand.
Speaker 2: New segment, sealed section. Let's do it again next week.
Speaker 2: Tiff One from ten news First, thank you so much,
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me guess she'll be by some sort of
Speaker 1: pool or beach the chance, Hey, well, I don't want
Speaker 1: to spoil it.
Speaker 2: Give me the weather as well. If what happens between
Speaker 2: now and when you go to are you just searching
Speaker 2: for koalas to feed some water too? Get your videos in.
Speaker 1: What is your handle at ten news First?
Speaker 3: By the way, if anyone's got any thirsty choos having
Speaker 3: a drink of water hashtag essay with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice. Firstly, from the weekend, can we talk
Speaker 2: about the LA thirty six is we can? Can you
Speaker 2: pick up and mend my broken heart? Please?
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know how.
Speaker 3: So Friday night and you were there for a little bit,
Speaker 3: have a little chat to our boy DJ for seven News.
Speaker 2: That was fun. I was late.
Speaker 1: You were late?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Were you late?
Speaker 2: I wasn't late.
Speaker 3: Okay, I was.
Speaker 2: I wasn't late, but we couldn't get the whole team
Speaker 2: there for about twenty minutes. DJ bless him, just a
Speaker 2: legend throughout the whole process. I was waiting. If someone
Speaker 2: asked me to do them a favor and then I
Speaker 2: had to wait twenty minutes for them, perhaps I'd get
Speaker 2: a lib bit upset, but not DJ.
Speaker 3: So explain this to me, Produce Flack. Channel seven is
Speaker 3: located approximately three hundred and fifty meter.
Speaker 2: Don't you do that? Don't you do that? Because what
Speaker 2: change seven was doing the camera and was at the
Speaker 2: airport feeding stuff pack for Channel nine and Channel ten.
Speaker 2: So in a way, it's your fault.
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm just saying it's a close proximity from
Speaker 3: the Channel to seven studios. The Late Entertainment Center where
Speaker 3: they play twenty minutes later say just seems yeah.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we had some big predictions for the game on
Speaker 2: Friday night. Of course I played against Brisbane and if
Speaker 2: they won then they would absolutely lock up a spot
Speaker 2: in the playoffs. Sometimes you've got to be accountable for
Speaker 2: what you say. This is what happened on Friday. Are
Speaker 2: you gonna win snip by I'll go on fourteen points.
Speaker 2: I at one stage they'll be leading by twenty seven.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say sixteen sixteen, Yeah, drop that down,
Speaker 3: produce a black please, and we can revisit on.
Speaker 2: Monday six Was I drunk? Drop that down? Please produce black?
Speaker 3: Was I?
Speaker 1: I was so confident jot that down down? Thank you.
Speaker 10: Honestly, when I watched the end of the game on
Speaker 10: Friday night and I saw the final, all I could
Speaker 10: think about was I'm going to roast you to Munday
Speaker 10: because you were so confident, both of you.
Speaker 2: The worst, the worst tip I've ever done. And I
Speaker 2: don't mean to talk about another radio station, but it
Speaker 2: was when our good friend Cane Grunts on SCN and
Speaker 2: we do a thing called the Friday Forecast. If you
Speaker 2: tip something or what's going to happen over the weekend.
Speaker 2: And I never go into the space because I have
Speaker 2: no idea. But I tipped a horse to win. I
Speaker 2: was like, I've been looking at this and I reckon
Speaker 2: this horse will win. Anyway, we came back on Monday
Speaker 2: and I forgot what we'd even say. It was like,
Speaker 2: dream that horse you tip to win. It didn't win.
Speaker 2: It died, it broke its leg and they put it down.
Speaker 2: We're like, wow, I didn't wish out a point. Anyone
Speaker 2: who it's not that bad. But the six is none
Speaker 2: from two on the weekend. No one saw that coming.
Speaker 3: No. And then the game yesterday against Southeast Melbourne's I'm
Speaker 3: sorry if you're not a basketball fan, but we're heavily
Speaker 3: invested here and over we really.
Speaker 2: Are, Yeah, like our hearts are in it.
Speaker 3: And by halftime they were down by twenty points. And
Speaker 3: I went and jumped in the pool with the family,
Speaker 3: and I was in a mood.
Speaker 1: Like I was wrong with you, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, well, these kids they leave their cups around the house.
Speaker 1: And also, by the way, the sixes are down by twenty.
Speaker 2: Yes, And also Jose didn't jump the pool. She just
Speaker 2: walked in there until she was under the water and
Speaker 2: they're like, she's gonna come out before we jump into
Speaker 2: the break jaws. I just quick mentioned for the Marylands yesterday.
Speaker 1: We cannot let's go back. We're still a chance, there's
Speaker 1: still a pulse, there's still a heart.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: We go over to Perth to play them, which is
Speaker 3: a tough gig, especially up against Price Cotton.
Speaker 2: He's a tough gig. But here's the thing, like they
Speaker 2: could actually still lose and get through and get through
Speaker 2: so believable scenes ware.
Speaker 1: To shit the bed veel Us Street Games can still make.
Speaker 2: The play eighty six is take our hearts and just
Speaker 2: kick it around a bit or good.
Speaker 6: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 6: contain how to content, graphic language, and nudity, not that
Speaker 6: you'll see it is easily offended.
Speaker 1: Well you're about to find out just how easily your
Speaker 1: father he's only money six.
Speaker 2: Nothing I know what will get you through the heat waves.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about what's happening in Mississippi. Oh wow, my
Speaker 2: very goodness. Sometimes things just pop across my desk and
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, that is outrageous, and boy, oh boy,
Speaker 2: I'm trouble if that comes to this country. A Democratic
Speaker 2: Mississippi state senator has introduced legislation that would make it
Speaker 2: unlawful for men to self pleasure without the intent to
Speaker 2: fertilize an embryo.
Speaker 1: Isn't that your intention? Everything? Good time you do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much, you need your seeding license. Basically, bill
Speaker 2: harvested pretty much. The bill dub Contraception Begins at Erection
Speaker 2: Act was introduced by Senator Bradford Blackman. Now, anyone whose
Speaker 2: first name is Bradford and they call themselves Bradford instead
Speaker 2: of Brady is a bloke who doesn't like to self seed. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: That's what it feels like.
Speaker 3: So sometimes you have a tendency to speak really quickly,
Speaker 3: so you've glossed over that. This is what the bill's called.
Speaker 3: The contraception begins an.
Speaker 2: Erection A spot on one of the better acts getting
Speaker 2: around in terms of other people in other countries making
Speaker 2: fun of it. The first penalty, how about this, for
Speaker 2: some fines, the first penalty would be a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, get your hands off. The
Speaker 2: second one would be five thousand dollars, and then ten
Speaker 2: thousand dollars for every other subsequent offense.
Speaker 1: Quick question without notice? How are they monitoring spot on?
Speaker 2: Great question, Joe's We're all think of the same thing.
Speaker 3: Because I'm not a boy who's you know, really practiced
Speaker 3: in this behavior.
Speaker 1: But I would assume you do it when no one's around.
Speaker 2: I think so, I think so. And what we've since
Speaker 2: learned in this generation, particular this time for our period,
Speaker 2: is that if you're doing it somewhere, you're a computer,
Speaker 2: your phone, cover up the cameras. You never know who
Speaker 2: could be watching.
Speaker 1: No, let me do some pick mats on that. So
Speaker 1: what were the penalties of one thousand?
Speaker 3: All right? So if it's yeah, theoretically is that we're
Speaker 3: argue if the contraception begins at direction act wants to
Speaker 3: be enacted on Andrew.
Speaker 1: Hayn one thousand plus? Oh my god, you've been five
Speaker 1: seven million dollars.
Speaker 2: It's a million dollars. I'll take that card.
Speaker 4: I hope.
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Speaker 3: Now, if you were like to come along, this is
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Speaker 2: So where are this? And what I will say is,
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Speaker 2: Yes, Joe, that is a good job.
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Speaker 1: Okay, who would like to go first?
Speaker 2: Producers?
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Speaker 4: Oh?
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Speaker 1: Shouldn't you use the calf password? Beefs you?
Speaker 6: It isn't stroo?
Speaker 2: Honey, honey, that's punny. I got one for you. What
Speaker 2: do you call it? Bloke with a rubber toe? Roberto
Speaker 2: very good? What do you call it? Blake with a
Speaker 2: rubber toe? Who had his cast on? Roberto Carlos also
Speaker 2: a fantastic Brazilian footballer. So there you go? Are you done? Think?
Speaker 2: And finally, what do you call that?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I've got a question for you. So
Speaker 3: how did hungry Jack's get Joachi pregnant? God?
Speaker 1: No, we got to wrap his big whopper.
Speaker 2: To get it. I'll press this anyway.
Speaker 6: He's got to wrap his big what's good to do with?
Speaker 1: Because dating Yochi?
Speaker 10: And can I just jump in here, hazy? Maybe just
Speaker 10: give us another rubbertoe Jack?
Speaker 2: That's all white? Roberto brain loss? After that? For mate?
Speaker 3: You the other day were telling us the most outrageous
Speaker 3: story about your dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been a jail a few times. He hasn't
Speaker 2: been a jar that I know of it. No, I
Speaker 2: just sort of feel like there's a there's a massive
Speaker 2: difference between you know, massive generational shift in terms of handiness. Yes,
Speaker 2: so my dad is he was a farmer, but it
Speaker 2: was not a bloke that could build anything, like absolutely anything,
Speaker 2: and there was no such thing as a problem that
Speaker 2: he couldn't solve. And I remember when I was maybe
Speaker 2: ten or eleven, I just started getting to basketball and
Speaker 2: started heavily getting into the NBA. Big Charotte Hornts fan
Speaker 2: for those playing long home, Muggy Bobes and Bogues rather
Speaker 2: Alonzo Morning Glarry Johnson.
Speaker 1: Guess what, no one cares damn it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he said, I said, look, I really want a basketball,
Speaker 2: and he said, right, I'll build you one. What are
Speaker 2: you talking about?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 2: And we had a tennis court. So what he did
Speaker 2: was he welded together a backboard. He welded together a
Speaker 2: big pole which he sort of he stuck. I welded
Speaker 2: it onto the tennis court pole. I can't even describe it,
Speaker 2: build it.
Speaker 1: There are welders across Adelaide at the moment with their
Speaker 1: head in.
Speaker 2: Their hands, just what is going on? So they just
Speaker 2: flipped off the road and put their mass back down
Speaker 2: and started welding it. I can't have this. So he
Speaker 2: made his own ring. And do you know what his
Speaker 2: guide was. I showed him in an NBA magazine what
Speaker 2: it looked like. So he made this genuine and it was.
Speaker 2: It was amazing, like it was completely It's probably still
Speaker 2: there today, to be honest. So when I think of
Speaker 2: Henry starting again in the basketball as well, when I
Speaker 2: think of how we get him a basketball hoop, I
Speaker 2: promise you and I don't want to degrade myself too much.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to even order a basketball hoo
Speaker 2: up on light. I would shift that off to car.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's incredible, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Like you think about your grandparents and your parents and
Speaker 3: the things that they can do, because that was that
Speaker 3: generation they sort of grew up having a trade. I
Speaker 3: remember my grandpa down in Glenorky Hope Art, Tasmania, whenever
Speaker 3: we went to the swimming pool for swimming lessons, which
Speaker 3: was outdoor by the way warring Hole. Yeah, in the
Speaker 3: middle of winter in Hobart.
Speaker 1: Good thanks.
Speaker 3: She just climbed down the water like blue with hypothermia.
Speaker 3: But my Grandpa's photo was on the wall because he
Speaker 3: helped build it.
Speaker 1: Oh he build a goddamn swimming pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See that's very very handy.
Speaker 1: Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2: And since in as well, you realize that you actually
Speaker 2: rely on your parents for even the most mundane things.
Speaker 2: And I was into my sort of early to mid twenties,
Speaker 2: they were paying my regio what And I didn't even
Speaker 2: know that REGGI sort of existed, yeah, because Mom and
Speaker 2: Dad were paying for it. And also we were on
Speaker 2: the family mobile plant that bills existed. I got cut off,
Speaker 2: and I got brutally cut off as well. Like literally
Speaker 2: Mom was like, oh, by the way, expecting the letter
Speaker 2: in the mail, and it was a bill from Telstrep.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, So what is this what you have to
Speaker 2: pay for mobile phone bills these days?
Speaker 3: So my mother in law, who's just an incredible woman,
Speaker 3: she does sewing lessons to this day every Tuesday down
Speaker 3: at Victor Harbor, every single Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Loves it.
Speaker 3: Sow's quilts. She does these incredible bereavement quilts. So if
Speaker 3: someone passes away, then she will take maybe items of
Speaker 3: their clothing and photos and put them together in quilt
Speaker 3: form for the kids of the person that's like, she's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: So can you imagine her absolute disdain and disgust.
Speaker 3: When I go to her the other day and I say,
Speaker 3: I've got to go to a wedding and the buttons
Speaker 3: fall and off my dress?
Speaker 1: Can you please sew that back on?
Speaker 2: But you know what, you still you're still a young
Speaker 2: lady trying to work out the world. So it's fine.
Speaker 1: I think approaching nearly thirty five, I should.
Speaker 2: Be able to set on thirty five. I thought you
Speaker 2: just passed thirty.
Speaker 3: Good, let's do this thirteen twenty four ten. What do
Speaker 3: you still rely on your very clever parents for?
Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you. Anyone who gets on
Speaker 1: here it goes in the running for Novh's cashal the car.
Speaker 2: So I know people whose parents live around the corner
Speaker 2: and they'll still go there once or twice a week
Speaker 2: and one get meals and two get their washing done.
Speaker 1: So anyo, anyway.
Speaker 2: That's the people who are over the age of thirty.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, early twenties, you could probably
Speaker 3: still get away with mum or dad doing your washing,
Speaker 3: but over.
Speaker 2: Thirty because it's just become routine.
Speaker 3: I refuse to believe that. And if you're the mum
Speaker 3: or dad still doing.
Speaker 1: Your kids washing over thirty, shame on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen twenty four. Ten things you still get your
Speaker 2: parents to do.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Daniel from Dela Mare, Good morning, Danielle, Hi,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 2: How are you all right?
Speaker 1: Time to fess up? What do your parents do for you?
Speaker 9: Oh? I use both my parents.
Speaker 8: Actually one my mother's is collecting my mail from My
Speaker 8: father is my receptionist.
Speaker 2: He's your personal slave. Correct, She's amazing with data.
Speaker 6: So yeah, right, I can deal with me data sheets.
Speaker 1: Oh that's sexy.
Speaker 2: And he won't. He won't ever say no, no, that's
Speaker 2: the best.
Speaker 1: He doesn't. He's retired.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, Daniel? In your defense, you're what
Speaker 2: eighteen nineteen, he's still trying to make your way?
Speaker 9: Yeah, kind a bit more?
Speaker 1: How many more? Daniel? Forty six? Forty six?
Speaker 3: Daniel, and your mother is collecting your mail from ther
Speaker 3: gbo box.
Speaker 2: That's good, correct?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: In nineteen forty six, it's just that's fine.
Speaker 3: Nicole from strath Album, good morning, Hello, what's going on
Speaker 3: in your family? Well?
Speaker 7: I moved out home a long time ago, but my
Speaker 7: brother still goes around to my mum and gets her
Speaker 7: to cook dinner.
Speaker 1: Okay, and he's washing right, Oh yeah, yeah, he must be.
Speaker 2: He must be. What a nineteen year old just trying
Speaker 2: to start to make his way in the world, right
Speaker 2: pretty much? How old is he.
Speaker 7: About?
Speaker 4: Thirty five?
Speaker 2: Yeap? Okay? If I told you, I told you, I've
Speaker 2: got mates to do it. I got mom and dad
Speaker 2: to live around the corner, still going meals and Washington.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be chuckling largely if I were you, because
Speaker 3: when your wife Kara went away, I distinctly remember this,
Speaker 3: you had to call her and ask her how to
Speaker 3: use the washing machine.
Speaker 2: That is that is very very true. I didn't know
Speaker 2: how to use any of the appliances, and I didn't
Speaker 2: know to do it. I ended up I was drinking
Speaker 2: Taillert water by the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a little puppy dog.
Speaker 2: There's nothing else I could do. I ode a question
Speaker 2: for each o's congratulation to Nicole, great caller. She's now
Speaker 2: on the stand by list for Novah's cash or the car.
Speaker 2: What's the biggest sucker relationship?
Speaker 1: What's the word?
Speaker 2: Is it mum's doing everything for their sons or is
Speaker 2: it dad's doing everything for their daughters.
Speaker 1: Oh no, dad's and daughters dads daughter.
Speaker 3: Oh, just hold up your little pinky finger, because all
Speaker 3: the dads are wrapped around there, and don't all the
Speaker 3: daughters know it?
Speaker 2: Yes, I have a four year old and she has
Speaker 2: already established that. Yeah, I feel like and I'm starting
Speaker 2: to get a few little lectures from my wife saying,
Speaker 2: you're too harsh on our six year old, our oldest son.
Speaker 2: But Lotti can get away with murder. Well, and I
Speaker 2: keep on saying, well, she's only four, yeah, and it's
Speaker 2: not it. And then they were still getting angry at
Speaker 2: Henry when he was four. Yeah, but you don't get
Speaker 2: angry at Lotty.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's an interesting one, is.
Speaker 2: That dynamic little relationship.
Speaker 3: I defy you to find a dad when their daughter
Speaker 3: calls to say, hey, dad, can you just come around
Speaker 3: and put the oil in my car?
Speaker 1: Who's the dad saying nah, goo, get stuffed.
Speaker 2: No one ever, Hey dad, I kind of murdered someone
Speaker 2: and I need to get rid of the body. Say
Speaker 2: no more, I'll be over there asap. Let's get rid
Speaker 2: of this body.
Speaker 3: The Marilyn swim if for the uninitiated is basically we
Speaker 3: had eight hundred people men and women, and more men
Speaker 3: this year than ever before. Dress up as Marilyn's and
Speaker 3: go for a little dip with our little rubber rings
Speaker 3: in the ocean. Magnificent, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Congratulations to the crew world, unto Sarah Tinney who puts
Speaker 2: it all together, and just a fantastic initiative to raise
Speaker 2: some money for the cancer Counsel.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable things. You have to say, you made a stunning Marilyn.
Speaker 2: I felt right too. Yeah, fine, And it's like I've
Speaker 2: been caged for so long, and yesterday morning I finally
Speaker 2: felt free, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And also when we got there, obviously we weren't dressed
Speaker 3: as Marilyn's. When we got there, this injured over here
Speaker 3: decides to get changed in the middle of the street
Speaker 3: where everyone was registering to become a part of the swim.
Speaker 3: Did you move to the side of the road perhaps
Speaker 3: as you take your pants.
Speaker 2: Off that thing where you put your towel around and
Speaker 2: you get changed. Yeah, so you're like, WHOA, what's going
Speaker 2: on underneath that toweer? Plenty, let me tell you that
Speaker 2: plenty jades, but not as much as you were doing
Speaker 2: with your phone. Oh my goodness, you're lucky there weren't
Speaker 2: police there.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I had a really unfortunate incident that wasber
Speaker 3: back in the day. When can you remember when Marilyn
Speaker 3: stood over that grate in the middle of New York
Speaker 3: and her skirt blew.
Speaker 2: Up, yes, and then she was like pushing it down,
Speaker 2: and people like, just just get off the grate. What's
Speaker 2: going on here?
Speaker 3: Well, I had a similar thing, although I didn't have
Speaker 3: a skirt, but I had a rubber ring around me,
Speaker 3: and so I had my phone in my hand because
Speaker 3: I wanted to take some vision of all these It
Speaker 3: was magnificent scenes, like all these Marilyns going into the ocean.
Speaker 3: So I was walking down the beach. I had my
Speaker 3: phone with me, but it was under my rubber ring.
Speaker 3: And then my phone starts vibrating and it's a call
Speaker 3: from my husband, and he goes, why is your crotch
Speaker 3: facetiming me? So I'm going to show producer Fla you
Speaker 3: already showed you on the day.
Speaker 1: Can you can you see his.
Speaker 3: Little face in front of the screen. Oh my, that's
Speaker 3: my little husband in there. And that's what he was
Speaker 3: presented with when he answered my FaceTime call.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: The best way to describe it is my inner.
Speaker 2: Thise right, Yes, the best way to describe it is
Speaker 2: a gateway to Jody Soul.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to say, so I've never heard
Speaker 3: your speechles of before. So I basically upskirted my husband
Speaker 3: from the Maryland Greg.
Speaker 2: And Greg's a man who often gets confused, and he's like,
Speaker 2: are you are you sexting me in the midst of
Speaker 2: the Maryland swim?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you in the middle of eight hundred Maryland's trying
Speaker 3: to send me a message?
Speaker 1: What's going on here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you know who'd be proud of it? Though,
Speaker 2: Marylynd I know