WEBVTT - DATING ADVICE FROM THE RETIREMENT HOME 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.880 Matt, you are looking absolutely glowing today. What's your secret? 0:00:04.040 --> 0:00:06.960 Well, Anna, I've been using this new hydrating tanning myss 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:09.799 called Goldie B with two e's. I have to check 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:10.080 it out. 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:11.080 I've never heard of it. 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:13.119 Go to their instagram. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:16.200 I want the fairy Tale, I want the prince Charming 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:17.919 she how. 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:20.520 Do I put this? Isn't a fan of my kissing. 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:24.560 Style boyfriend and girlfriend for about twelve hours. He's in 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:27.400 a trash bit. He's non recyclable. Catching her laugh. 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:32.199 I love being love, I love love, and I'm on 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:38.320 the front cover of erotic novels. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:41.640 Where's Your Head At is a podcast that talks all 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:47.040 things relationships, breakups, reality TV, trending shows, and everything in between. 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.000 This is your new go to destination for laughs, gossip, 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:52.320 intimate details, advice, and much more. 0:00:56.760 --> 0:01:00.640 Well by the time this episode goes live, I will 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:05.039 have had my hen's tarty, which I'm not so excited about. 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.680 Head to my socials if you want to see what 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:13.000 we've done in today's current state. I I know what 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:16.039 the themes are and i know two of the things 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:18.400 that we're doing, but I'm just so excited. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:19.960 So we'll recap it next time. We're in the shop, 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:23.600 recap it. That's exciting, and you excited. Your last rodeo, 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:28.600 your last call it, your last song, and my last hurrah. 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:30.039 That's the word, your last time. 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:35.560 Strippers, No, no strippers, and no dick paraphernalia. I was like, 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.200 I don't I don't want to be sucking on a 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:41.480 dick straw in my Airbnb. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:43.959 I'd prefer to just suck on a normal straw. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:48.560 You don't want to play pin the cock on Michael. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.480 I mean I would play pincock on Michael, but I 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:56.200 mean he didn't have any strippers. His bachelor party was 0:01:56.440 --> 0:02:00.640 very classy, and so I'm kind of doing the same thing. 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:03.720 I think it will get slightly wild, like, you know, 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:07.240 once I've had a few drinks, if we do tequila shots, 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:11.360 you know, yeah, to be all over Red Rover, so 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:13.920 you do tequila shots, I don't know. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.400 I guess we'll see if the girls buy tequila. 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:19.160 Yeah. I think for mine as well, I think I'm 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:22.080 going to keep it classy as well. Just round of 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.960 top golf into steak night into cigars. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:27.640 Ooh, are you going to get an Airbnb? 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:29.000 Yeah? 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:31.440 I was not up to me, It's up to the boys. 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:34.440 I have so you're having no input. 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.360 Yeah, I don't know how you do it well. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:41.360 I think so Michael had absolutely no idea where he 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:41.880 was going. 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:43.920 They just basically told him we're picking you up at 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:44.480 a certain time. 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:46.959 But for me, I control freak. 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:48.240 I'm not really a. 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:51.880 Control freak, but I was kind of like, I think 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:55.240 we should have a little holiday because it's so hard, 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:58.600 Like being thirty one, it's really hard to get all 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.000 of your friends together. And I know that we say 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.040 this often, but I feel like the older you get, 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.440 the busier everyone's lives get and to get people together, 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:11.160 especially in my friendship group, Like everyone works different jobs 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:14.480 at different times, Like some people work the nine to five. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:18.520 Other people are working like my friend Maddie is an actress, 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:22.280 so she literally starts at five until you know, two 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:25.079 o'clock in the morning because she's doing these amazing performances. 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:30.200 So everyone's just everyone's schedules are so chaotic that I 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:31.880 was like, I want to just have a weekend with 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:33.880 all the girls. So I decided on the Gold Coast 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:36.200 and then you know, there's this boat party. 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:38.240 So I was like, you know, I just did a. 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:40.600 Little bit of planning, But I think you've triggered me 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:46.400 there because why I posted a TikTok that has gone viral, 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:51.600 And yeah, I posted it when I was in a little. 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:53.360 Bit of a dark place. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:57.640 It's time to post anything rational thoughts. 0:03:58.200 --> 0:03:59.800 If you're in a dark place and you make it 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:01.880 t just way twenty four hours, give. 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:02.400 Yourself a bit. 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:04.440 I mean, it's too late for me to delete it. 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.240 Now I'm going to play it for you. I'm going 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:07.840 to play a little bit for you so you can 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:10.240 get a little bit of a taster as to what 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:13.160 it's about. But it's a very polarizing TikTok. Listen to 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:13.960 this if. 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:15.800 You want to find out who your real friends are, 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:21.240 plan a wedding. So literally, there is no bigger test 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.960 to see if someone is write or die than to 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:29.240 plan a wedding. People just show their true colors. 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:32.080 You don't have to do anything. 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:35.920 You just need to literally plan a wedding, sit back 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:37.040 and watch. 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:44.680 So obviously, I want to talk about this without actually 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:50.599 throwing someone who's now kind of like an ex friend 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:54.720 under the bus because I respect my friends privacy and 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.120 I don't want people to think that if they're my friends, 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.080 I'm just gonna come on my podcast and be like, 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:05.360 so this happened, but it has affected me emotionally quite badly. 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:07.719 We've spoken about how it's going through a bit of 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:12.360 a friend breakup a while ago, and you know how 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:16.080 triggering it's been for me. We're having a destination wedding 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.599 that's also been a trigger point for people apparently that 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.400 it's rude to have a destination wedding. 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:23.120 Who said that, Like, people. 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.400 In the comments are like fully like coming from me, 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.280 being like, you're so selfish having a destination wedding. I'm like, 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:30.880 no one has to come to my wedding. 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.800 Yeah, you want your ideal wedding, your dream wedding. 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.800 I want my dream wedding. It's also I think for 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.320 me as well, like you mean to be selfish, but 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:42.680 also I'm from the UK. People forget this. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:44.839 I was born in the UK, all of my family 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.880 are in the UK. My wedding is in Greece. That's 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:50.719 way easier for all of my UK family to get to. 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:54.839 And I don't like I have friends in Australia and 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:55.960 my parents. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:56.720 But that's pretty much it. 0:05:56.760 --> 0:06:01.360 Obviously Michael's family as well, He's Greek parents are obviously traveling. 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:05.160 It's obviously, you know I literally want him to have 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:08.320 fifty people at my wedding, and eighty seven people are 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:11.960 now coming, you know what I mean. Well, I thought 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:13.640 it was going to be way cheaper to have it 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.279 in Greece because I was like, less people are going 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:18.000 to come and it's not cheaper. Well yeah, and it's 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:19.680 not cheaper to have a wedding in Greece. I just 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:22.120 thought less people would come and I would have to 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.799 invite less people if it was a destination wedding. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:26.640 And everyone if. 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:29.600 You're thinking you're going to have a destination wedding and 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:33.000 it's going to be cheaper because people won't come. Australians 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:37.520 love to travel. We love to travel new place. Greece 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:41.520 as well, Like it's not like a random country, it's Greece. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.159 Like everyone loves Greece. I don't know anyone who doesn't 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.120 like Greece. If you don't like Greece. 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.440 I've ever been. But I really like Greek food, So 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:52.080 I think I'm going to love Greek food. 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:59.880 Seeking the second naki, the cheese, Yeah, we're excited for 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:02.320 the it's really coming close anyway, TikTok. 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:05.040 Actually cheese has the same amount of stuff as narcotics. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:06.000 Do well. 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:10.080 I'm like dopamine release in your brain. I love cheese. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:11.600 Cheese is real. 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:16.560 I actually saw there's this amazing documentary that Michael and 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.920 I watched and it's I can't remember what it's called. 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:24.120 It's on Netflix. It's about this study that's done with twins. 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.720 So they put one twin on a vegan diet and 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:31.240 one twin on a carnival diet. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:32.920 I should just study twins in general. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:35.960 They should study twins in general. It's called You Are 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:41.520 What You Eat. Very good documentary, recommending it the closest. 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:43.920 I've been to becoming a vegan. 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:48.920 I even bought vegan cheese from Cole's tried it and 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:50.200 when Nope. 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.520 I don't think this is for me. But honestly, it's 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:53.440 so convincing. 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:55.000 What platform is it on for everyone? 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.520 It's on Netflix. They said that. 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:01.040 So one of the twins, obviously, the one ate vegan 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:04.640 one eight meat and the one who ate vegan, their 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:07.520 sex drive went up by three hundred percent. 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:09.280 That's a lot of percent. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:10.600 That's a lot of present. 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:17.040 Mine went up three hundred It's amazing. 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:19.800 But yeah, like it's it's like a full thing. 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.280 Anyway, I've gotten off track. 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:25.280 We were talking about the TikTok the TikTok. 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:28.040 So what can you say then about it and who 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:30.760 it is aimed at and what happened? What can you say? 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:34.520 I can say that I lost a very close friend 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:42.439 over a situation that came to a head. Maybe I'm 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.280 not gonna say it happened because of the wedding, because 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:46.840 it didn't. 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:49.480 I don't know what would you say because the situation. 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:53.320 I'd say something happened. You're the victim. I think you 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:57.439 expressed something and you said how you feel and you 0:08:57.480 --> 0:09:00.400 said these are your I wouldn't say, boundaries of what 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.400 you expect from your friend. And she pretty much just 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.880 said no. She took the other person's side. And I 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:08.960 think it's farewell that you and I've said this to 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:12.720 you just to like that's friendship ending for me. Yeah, 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:15.880 I think that, Like it's pretty bad. It makes me angry. 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:19.000 Yeah, it's a you know what, It's made me really 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:23.600 sad because I never thought that this person, this is 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:25.360 like a very like when I say very close friend, 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:27.680 this is a very close friend. I never expected to 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:33.080 have a wedding without this person. And recently, in the 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:35.839 very close lead up to the wedding. I think I 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.600 think I was in denial for a really long time, 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.520 like probably for the last six months. I always thought 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:44.480 she was going to, like, you know, reach out and 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.000 like things were going to get fixed, And I always 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:48.920 thought she would end up at the wedding. And I 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:53.600 think the reality has really set in recently that she 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:56.640 is not going to be at my wedding. And it's 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:02.640 really hurtful. It's really sad. I feel like friendship breakups 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:09.760 are the worst thing ever as an adult, really, yeah, 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:13.840 because it's someone who you expect to be friends with forever. 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:16.000 Yeah. I think that the best thing to do is 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:19.160 to go to therapy. I always say I recommend that 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:21.800 everyone goes to therapy. I think there's anything weak we're 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:24.680 going to therapy. I think it's I've been multiple times. 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:26.840 I go now like I think it's anyway. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:31.120 I will not say anything more, but I'm not a bridezilla, guys. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:35.559 I literally the lady who owns the estate where we're 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:38.120 getting married literally said to me the other day, you 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.320 are the easiest bride I've ever dealt with. Like I 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:44.600 am further seeing from a bridezilla, Amn't. I Like I've 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.480 barely I barely stressed about this wedding. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.160 I mean, try call Anna when she's in a wedding 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:49.960 meeting or something. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.640 Yeah, I know, Matt, I can't be with you twenty 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:54.880 four to seven, like I am. 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.079 That's therapist on call. 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.600 And if I'm in a two hour wedding okay, wedding 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:01.600 meetings they go for about two and a half hours. 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:04.280 If I'm in a two and a half hour wedding meeting, 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:05.720 Matt is not having it. 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:08.319 He's like, what are you doing here? He literally messages me, 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:11.240 going are you dead? I'm like, my life does not 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.040 revolve around you. 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:16.360 Yeah, thank you, I appreciate. I appreciate that. Thank you, 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.960 you appreciate what that you're there for me. But don't 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:20.440 take those to take my calls. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:22.680 Don't not take my calls. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:30.800 Yeah, but take my calls. So, and my turn on 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:34.160 of the week is my Beautiful Fiances book has come out. 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:36.679 It is called Show Up. Get it from wherever you 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:40.920 get your books from or online. I don't read. You 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:41.360 know that. 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:44.480 I know that you don't read. But you have to 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:44.840 read this. 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:45.800 Oh well, I'm reading it. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:46.720 Are you in it? 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:50.640 There is an acknowledgment to me at the end. That's 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:51.280 very sweet. 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:53.559 That's so sweet, very sweets. 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:57.679 Yeah, I don't really read books. I don't read at all, 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:01.520 but I'm reading this and it is definitely worth getting. 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.080 So get your hands on it. You know what, We'll 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:06.720 put a link in the Facebook group for everyone as 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:08.760 very cute Matt. 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:13.520 You know what, sometimes before bed, I've been getting a 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:18.600 little anxious lately, and what I've been doing in velliums No, 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:23.960 instead of being on my phone or watching TV, I've 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:27.560 been reading my book at night. Literally, nothing puts me 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:31.000 to sleep more than reading a book, especially at nighttime 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.360 when you're lying down on your side and you just 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:35.559 I literally have to read like five pages and it 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:36.560 knocks me out. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:40.800 It's the best sleeping aid. Reading a book. 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:44.760 I I just can't read, like and this is I 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.360 read it and it's like it just I read the page. 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:48.840 I'm like, fuck, what the fuck did we just read? 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:51.920 Happens to me too, but I just reread the page. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.400 Yeah, I do that, but then that's frustrating. And I'm 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:56.800 getting better and I think practice will make perfect and 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:57.839 I'll keep reading. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:00.400 Maybe you need like a book that it's going to 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:03.840 really capture your attention, like an erotic novel. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.040 Well, you would think my fiance is memoir would She's 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:09.440 done a what do you call it? A voice one 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.200 as well, So I mon't listen to that one. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:15.600 He totally was just like you just blanked for your 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:17.560 that coming. You're like moving on. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:19.800 Have you seen how I did a photo shoot and 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:22.079 I'm on the front cover of erotic Novels? 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:22.840 You are. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:28.040 Guys, we will put this on our Facebook page. 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:30.880 One just came out. Yeah I did a photo shoot. 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:31.800 You get paid? 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:32.920 Yeah? I do? Yeah? 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:37.320 How much? Not like like more than a thousand dollars? 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.160 Yeah, just just a bit more. Yeah, it's for a 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.920 photohare novel? Yeah, for a photo shoot I just did. 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.800 And I didn't even think anything. I just wanted to 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:46.840 get like build my portfolio off. And then she's like hey, 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.400 and then she showed me like these are the well 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.480 I do okay, sell the photos and I was like, yeah, whatever, 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:51.760 just give me what you make like the. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:55.720 Read what's the novel called for anyone who's wanting to 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:56.840 look this up right now? 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:58.959 Well, we'll put them on the okay, we'll put them 0:13:58.960 --> 0:13:59.520 on the Facebook. 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:02.840 They've all got different names. They're like a story. Coincidentally, 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:04.920 the main character is called Matt. 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.720 Why don't you read that? It'll be like reading erotic 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:10.480 novel on you and you're literally the front cover. 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.480 Thinking about it. Women are reading that, and I'm the 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.360 person that is the person in the book. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:19.400 Oh my god, that's so toxic. That is that's a lot. 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:21.520 Yeah, it's funny. But I'll post it on the page. 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:22.720 I think I'll posted a photo about it on my 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.720 Instagram once upon a time. My turn off though of 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:29.920 the week is I you spoke about this before. I'm 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:31.040 on wiki feet. 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:35.960 Yes, so you're on it now. So I'm on wiki feed. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.800 We are you? Are you freshly added to wiki feed? 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.120 I'm not sure. It doesn't have dates on the photos. 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:41.840 I've got it here. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:43.760 This is hilarious, guys. 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:46.600 It doesn't have dates, but they have a lot of 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:49.320 like random photo shoots I've done with my feet out 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:53.160 a lot of like prints of screenshots from Love Island. 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:59.800 So they've taken your feet from Love Island. Yeah, that's hilarious. Okay, 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:03.240 so my wiki fee how many star rating are you? 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:09.080 I am actually four point seven three out of five. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.400 Mine is four and three quarters. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:12.520 So I've got better. 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:15.000 Feet full feet? Does you say beautiful feet and brackets? 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:20.520 No, look at us comparing our wiki feets this so toxic. 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:24.200 Mine doesn't have shoe size, birthplace or birth dates, So 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:28.120 anyone that can edit that shoe size thirteen birthplace, Melbourne, 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:31.640 birthdate fourth of July nineteen ninety five, don't encourage there. 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.840 Well, the person who's made this could potentially be listening 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:36.280 to this podcast. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.520 So they've commented on this photo of me. Someone has 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:41.520 commented saying, this is hilarious. 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:41.840 About your fee. 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:45.680 Yeah, the tops are pretty nice, but those souls are. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:50.080 Tens are tens are tens? 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:52.800 Yeah, like hot, like ten out of ten. Okay, So 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:59.680 my comment says, awesome arches is foot arches of fetish. 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:05.000 I know feet are a fetish. Sometimes I'll be giving 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.240 Tammy a foot massage and I'll just start to. 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:10.120 Be like, what, like it turns you on? 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:13.520 Yeah, but like I don't know because it's like, yeah, 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:14.600 it just gets me going. 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:19.040 There you go. We learned something new about Matt every episode. 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:20.400 It's really enlightening. 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:22.200 Yours is pretty up to date as well. 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:22.840 Mine is. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:27.280 Yeah, because it's an arch photo, they're like, yes, do 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:34.800 you reckon? People like pleasure themselves like it's h is 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:38.560 wiki feet there? So that people can pleasure themselves. 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:40.840 I would bet you one hundred percent. 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.960 Yes, So the fact that we're. 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:45.800 People would go on Wiki feet. 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:50.800 Would just feel in the blanks, fill in the blanks. 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:53.240 It's too much. So instead of typing. 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:55.280 In like porn harb when they're horny, they type in 0:16:55.320 --> 0:17:00.800 Wiki feets. I wonder who's doing this, Guys, if you're 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:05.560 the person who made mine or Matt's or Tammy's Wiki feet, 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.960 we would love to hear from you, like I would 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.000 literally have this person and you can be anonymous. 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:13.360 We'd love to have you on for an interview. 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:17.080 And we just want to really delve deep into the 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.840 mind of a foot fetish person. 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.680 Yeah. I wouldn't mind knowing like what they see in 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:25.960 a feat, like what makes it attractive to them. 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:28.560 Why the archers are so important? 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:32.240 Yeah, or even if you have a foot fetish reach 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:32.719 out to us. 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:35.240 We'd like to hear you can be anonymous. We just 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:37.560 want to we want to delve deeper into that. I 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:38.879 think that would be so interesting. 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:39.760 Yeah as well. 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:46.680 Okay, Matt, we have something very wholesome. This is dating 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:48.560 advice from a retirement home. 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:49.919 I think this is so cute. 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:54.720 So this is advice from senior citizens on what they 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:58.560 want you to know about love, relationships and dating. I mean, 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:03.000 why don't we get advice from the elderly. They've got 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:06.920 mountains of wisdom. They've lived a life. 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:09.720 Lived a full life, They've done a lot, They've been 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.240 in probably multiple relationships. They see what works and see 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:13.000 what doesn't work. 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:15.680 And also they can they see their family members, like 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:20.280 their children, grandchildren, go through relationships. So we thought that 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:22.879 this would be very cute and wholesome to share with 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:27.840 you guys. So we have Aileen who's ninety and her 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:31.960 piece of advice is make sure he has a loaded wallet. 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:34.440 So we didn't really start on a wholesome one was 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:36.480 the most wholesome. 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:37.400 But it's still smart. 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:38.680 She's smart. 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:41.919 She's obviously dated a few guys with an empty wallet, 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:44.040 and she's like, enough's enough, you know what I mean, 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:46.320 Let's get the loaded wallet. 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:49.840 I love them the word loaded loaded wallet. Nice. 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:53.640 Lara, who is eighty nine, says, don't do it. 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:55.440 Lara has some serious trauma. 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:59.240 I feel like she's she's gone through a lot. She's 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:01.440 gone through a few tuck sick relationships in her life. 0:19:02.119 --> 0:19:05.800 Graham eighty six says, find a girl with a good heart. 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:08.119 That's great advice, that is, and I agree with that. 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:08.679 That's sweet. 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:11.120 That'd be my advice right now. 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:14.280 I feel like if someone has a good heart, then 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:18.080 it's going to be an amazing relationship because you know, 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:20.520 deep down to their care that they're a good person 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:21.639 and they want the best for you. 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:26.240 Wendy eighty two says, become friends, respect each other, take 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:27.679 time to know each other. I love that. 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:32.919 I love that. Please her. Susan, who is ninety says, 0:19:33.240 --> 0:19:36.240 try before you buy Susan Finny. 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:40.640 She's right, though, little Susie, you know what, Like this 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:43.600 might be controversial, but I think you do need to 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:49.320 really feel like you've had a proper single life before 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:52.919 you marry someone, Like you want to have had sexual. 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:53.720 Experiences with people. 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:55.720 We want to be ready to find out what you like, 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:58.440