WEBVTT - The Dawn Of Hayesy's Wolfpack 🐺

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<v Speaker 1>Go get morning every day, every lady, gentlemen, adelaides, good friends,

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to some of the best bits of jerdy and

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<v Speaker 1>hazy from across here.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll tell you this much for free. We've all

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<v Speaker 2>aged terribly the last ten months.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what happens when you get up for a

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<v Speaker 3>year at four am you look seventy.

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<v Speaker 2>Not Oh my gosh. Yeah, those crows feet, a few

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<v Speaker 2>more grays coming through, gross feet. We may we got

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<v Speaker 2>gross feeds around your eyes. Smile lines.

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<v Speaker 3>It means you've smiled in your life.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I just like that. You'll just go on, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, buger it. I'm just gonna let myself go.

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<v Speaker 2>You are everybody together, then you've got exceptions like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of rosy and folks like that who are genuinely

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much flaws. It's not for you, Connor, this segment's

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<v Speaker 2>not for you, all right. Yeah, it's not for you either,

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<v Speaker 2>Darcy Foggerty, those piercing, beautiful green eyes. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>do a new thing where if you've got some weird

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<v Speaker 2>and wonderful bits, let's celebrate it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's form our own little wolf pack. I tend to

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<v Speaker 2>think of myself as a one male wolf pack.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at this, it's growls and unhealthy.

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<v Speaker 2>And my wolf pack it grew by one. Now was

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<v Speaker 2>that looks cross, smells grass? Put that away? So were

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<v Speaker 2>there are two of them? There were two of us

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<v Speaker 2>in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack.

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<v Speaker 2>And let's do that away. Put it away on fire?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh very nice. And that speech on the hangover from Allen,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like, what are you looking for? Okay? So

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<v Speaker 2>I want people to call through or text to as

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<v Speaker 2>well for double nine one nine nine one nine, but

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<v Speaker 2>mainly call third and twenty four ten. Your weird and

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<v Speaker 2>wonderful little body bits. Those little bits are making go,

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<v Speaker 2>what's that? What was that dangling there? That shouldn't be there?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a little bit gross. Let's celebrate it.

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<v Speaker 3>Where's this come from?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I am now in this club, I'm the junior

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<v Speaker 2>vice resident. Because I was looking at myself the other

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<v Speaker 2>day and I just sort of.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's unusual.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, really studying myself in the mirror. And I got

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<v Speaker 2>down to hours, so three hours and twenty minutes in

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<v Speaker 2>and I looked down towards my feet and I've got

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<v Speaker 2>this big gross ball on the inside of my ankle. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show you jok bit you see up on there.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've got this big giant cyst the inside of

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<v Speaker 2>my ankle. Right, Well, it turns out it's a ganglion

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<v Speaker 2>syst that we think and we hope because I've spoken

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<v Speaker 2>to some people, mainly produced Zoe, who's also had a

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<v Speaker 2>gangly insist before. Yeah, in fact saying that I did

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<v Speaker 2>google it, and you know what happens when you google things? Medically,

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<v Speaker 2>it turned out it's telling me I've got scurvy gout

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<v Speaker 2>and also gangreen all in one. And I hadn't even

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<v Speaker 2>finished tiping sentence, like you're a discussing pig.

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<v Speaker 3>The next next minute you're watching those videos with it

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<v Speaker 3>like squeezing black head.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't turn away what is happening? So let's celebrate

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<v Speaker 2>your weird and wonderful bits. Have you got one for us?

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<v Speaker 2>I've got I don't know if well, now you have

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<v Speaker 2>to say it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I've got like a little skin tag, like real

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<v Speaker 3>high on my inner thigh, as high as you can get.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you saying?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, it's from friction.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? Are you amaphrodite? It's very tiny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm produced with yourself. Goodness, mate, you're just trying to

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<v Speaker 2>have some fun here. You don't take it, don't take

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<v Speaker 2>it back to Tasmania. Sorry, that's fat. I promise I'd

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<v Speaker 2>never go down that path again. But here we are,

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<v Speaker 2>it's Wednesday doing it. Sorry, stop leading me there.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of Tasmania, where there's all those jokes about second heads,

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<v Speaker 3>I pretty much had one because I like, I had

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<v Speaker 3>like also a skin tag, like on, an extra bit

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<v Speaker 3>of skin on my ear that I was born with. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I had it removed after I went to high school

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<v Speaker 3>and a few of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Boys had a bit of feedback what it was.

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<v Speaker 3>They were like, that's not right, it's not And yet

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<v Speaker 3>here I am, all these years later, working with another

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<v Speaker 3>adolescent child.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, with just the one head at the Mainland good times.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we invite producers zoie to the microphone?

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<v Speaker 7>So yeah, Well, as you know, I had a ganglion.

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<v Speaker 7>Well I smacked it with an encyclopedia. You get rid

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<v Speaker 7>of the Bible is the way to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I had that.

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<v Speaker 7>But yeah, I've got a couple of weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Little bits, all solid bits of literature.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 7>I've got a a poorly placed mole, right right, up

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<v Speaker 7>right at the top of.

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<v Speaker 2>My bat crack is a bad placement for the mole.

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<v Speaker 3>Not good? You got something?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look, I've got a few, but probably the one

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy to talk about on air would be my

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<v Speaker 2>third nipple. Oh that's gross love it nipple. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>he's got other things going on.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got other redeeming features.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on a sex. So how did you know it

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<v Speaker 2>was a confirmed by a doctor that's a third nipple?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I thought it was like a pimple or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and I kept trying to pop it.

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<v Speaker 2>Said I'll tell you what. Nipples are hard to pop

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<v Speaker 2>that day up and yeah, doctor sort Yeah. The reason

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<v Speaker 2>why can't do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Nipple?

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<v Speaker 2>It's only like tiny, like it's literally the size of

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<v Speaker 2>a male. Okay, tiny cute sometimes grows hands out of

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<v Speaker 2>it too. Oh see, you're what we're talking about. Join

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<v Speaker 2>this weird and wonderful wolf pack? You're sic.

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<v Speaker 6>Should we go to Amelio?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello Amelios, you very well, thank you. What what permits

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<v Speaker 3>you to join our wolf pack this morning?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I just got to embrace it. You've got

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<v Speaker 4>to just accept everything about yourself, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>So I have it's called a they call it like

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<v Speaker 4>a floating poe or a bunk po where you know

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<v Speaker 4>you got a pinky pope, but the one next to it,

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<v Speaker 4>it's sort of stitched up high and it's just will

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<v Speaker 4>glow that extra length black of metatassia and fat. It's

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<v Speaker 4>actually mostly most common with women and not not males,

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<v Speaker 4>so maybe that's what brings up my family side. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't congratulations on your bung toe though.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, thank you, hey, welcome to the club as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Very exclusive.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well not for long. I'm looking at having the

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<v Speaker 4>surgery done for it, which is going to keep me

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<v Speaker 4>off my feet for about three months.

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<v Speaker 5>Part.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's just something I'll be wanting to do for years.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well then we'll have to kick you out

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<v Speaker 3>of the clubs. We might send you off to the

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<v Speaker 3>beach house as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, absolutely we will. Looking for something to do these

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<v Speaker 2>school holidays, a beach house is a perfect destination for

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<v Speaker 2>a fun field day out. It's more in front of

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<v Speaker 2>their house, the beach house with thongs and scare the children. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it can be very very offensive. O full double O

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<v Speaker 2>nine on nine nine one nine. This one I've web toes.

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<v Speaker 2>It made me look like a human frog. That's from

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<v Speaker 2>General Lockley's What.

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<v Speaker 3>About this one? This is from Belinda? It only I

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<v Speaker 3>have a thick black hair that grows out of my

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<v Speaker 3>chin every couple of points.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, how many people, and I'm a victim as well

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<v Speaker 2>get these random road black hairs. So now I sprout

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<v Speaker 2>every couple of weeks, are really thick black hair out

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<v Speaker 2>the side of my ear? Not not even in my year?

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<v Speaker 2>Soak out the side of my ear, and my hair

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<v Speaker 2>is dangerously thinning. So I'm assuming that it was a

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<v Speaker 2>hair that was originally on top of my head and

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<v Speaker 2>it's gone through my brain and somehow it comes out

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<v Speaker 2>the side of my ear.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, yeah, okay, yeah, just go and screw you are

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<v Speaker 3>you're going books?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you got no rogue hairs? No, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>no rogue hairs at all.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm okay. Here's a fun fact about me. I'm the

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<v Speaker 3>least hairy erious person you will ever meet in your life.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm lucky for.

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<v Speaker 3>Sun I'm sing. I'm sensing Abby's got some waxing issues.

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<v Speaker 5>Linda is lucky to only have to do it every

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<v Speaker 5>few weeks. I'm like every day pulling things out of

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<v Speaker 5>my chin. Really there's lots of stuff going on in

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<v Speaker 5>this body.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you those old ginaires Jades has been

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<v Speaker 2>quite an adventure over the last sort of day or so.

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<v Speaker 3>Not just for you, for everyone surrounding you. It's been

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<v Speaker 3>a real rollercoaster ride.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it has. Yeah, got my wisdom teeth out. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>I just took it on. You know. They said, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>are you sure? You sure you want to get this done?

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<v Speaker 2>It might kill a normal man. But I said, no,

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<v Speaker 2>what And then I got under the chair and.

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<v Speaker 3>As I doing, you got under the chair, had how

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<v Speaker 3>many drugs you had?

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<v Speaker 2>You got? I was hiding and then I was in

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<v Speaker 2>the chair getting it done, and they they're like, stop laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it's so funny to me though, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>When people were like I was getting text from mates,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, wow, don't forget about nineteen eighty nine Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 2>Very interesting jenners for.

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<v Speaker 7>That first bound because the yats came off, the winger

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<v Speaker 7>went straight for.

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<v Speaker 4>Dermot Burren and Dermot's down on his knee, so as.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see, Derman brown and broken ribs placed through

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<v Speaker 2>on a grand filet.

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<v Speaker 3>So you got nothing compared to Andrew Hayes in the

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<v Speaker 3>dentist chair. Wow, that's incredible stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I just wonder, is what I went through yesterday?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think I'm just putting it out there? It's

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<v Speaker 2>just food for thought, and of course you can get

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<v Speaker 2>involved this ladies on thirteen and twenty fourteen four double

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<v Speaker 2>nine one nine nine on nine is what I went through?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that would be more painful than choppers?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you didn't, are you? I just putted it out there.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wonder are you still high?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yes, I'd love the ladies have a discussion. Yet,

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<v Speaker 3>I would love the ladies to get involved here on

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<v Speaker 3>thirteen twenty four ten, he's squeezing a water melon out

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<v Speaker 3>of you near the regions less painful than going to

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<v Speaker 3>the dentist like Andrew Hayes, and I can't take your

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<v Speaker 3>toughness seriously when you stand there looking like a chipmunk

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<v Speaker 3>and not just a full chipmunk. You're not even a

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<v Speaker 3>full chipmunk, You're a half chipmunk. Because one side of

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<v Speaker 3>your cheeks is like you've got seventy two nuts stored

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<v Speaker 3>in them for winter, but the other side is just skinny.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to be very hungry on your left side.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend. Yeah, jeez, wow, it didn't Jody Turn. I

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<v Speaker 2>just sort of threw it out there, so you actually

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<v Speaker 2>handle this, just cast it out there and then.

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<v Speaker 3>But the funny part about that is your wife is

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<v Speaker 3>about to go through childbirth for the third time. So

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<v Speaker 3>I very dare you half chipmunk to go home and

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<v Speaker 3>suggest to her that what she's about to go through

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<v Speaker 3>is less painful than you having a couple.

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<v Speaker 2>Of teeth out. That's a similar response to when I

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<v Speaker 2>did say to my wife when she was talking about

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<v Speaker 2>child birth two birds without without drugs as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and oh no before the cramps now growing before.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh my god, oh four double nine one nine

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<v Speaker 3>nine one time nine. The text line that's open to ladies.

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<v Speaker 3>All the food back for Andrew Hayes this morning, and

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<v Speaker 3>if you would really like to know just how tough

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<v Speaker 3>he was feeling right before the surgery. This is the

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<v Speaker 3>message that he sent to our group chat. If I

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<v Speaker 3>don't make it through surgery, don't replace me. Just run

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<v Speaker 3>best off shows and tell Karen not to remarry on.

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<v Speaker 2>That sort of opera. I don't want to be replaced

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<v Speaker 2>in any fashion.

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<v Speaker 3>You thought you were going to die, so shut up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh let's go to Tana.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Tana, good morning, Happy Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have some thoughts for Andrew? Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I do, thank you for asking. I gave birth

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<v Speaker 6>and you know what, it didn't hurt at all, said

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<v Speaker 6>no parent ever who out. I'm sorry, Hazy, but unless

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<v Speaker 6>you have forcibly pushed a twenty centimeter truth out of

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<v Speaker 6>a ten centimeter hole, completely come free, that's the most

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<v Speaker 6>outrage thing you've ever suggested.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, Okay, I guess we'll just have to agree

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<v Speaker 2>to disagree on this one.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never seen a tooth that big either.

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<v Speaker 2>Just quiet well here and Tana finally she left us

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<v Speaker 2>with this.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dear, what a shame. The diary's already done for

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<v Speaker 3>this week because Tana would have made it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what, Tana, we're going to give you

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred dollars snitth house about you.

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<v Speaker 6>You're still completely outright.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four ten, When did you wake up in

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<v Speaker 2>a coffin? It's very niche, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>Last week it was a whale callist, and in twenty

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<v Speaker 3>four to ten if you're inside a whale this week,

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<v Speaker 3>it's call less if you're currently alive in a coffin.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we love the topic of death, but in this

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<v Speaker 2>particular case, it was death and came back to life.

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<v Speaker 2>What about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a beautiful story of resurgence.

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<v Speaker 2>That's redemption, isn't it. Seventy six year old woman was

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<v Speaker 2>declared dead at a hospital in Ecuador astonished her relatives

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<v Speaker 2>by knocking on her coffin during her wake.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine you're at a wake, everything's quiet, the

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<v Speaker 3>priest is doing their bit, and next minute you hear.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello. More relatives left the coffin behind and rushed retired

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<v Speaker 2>nurse at Bella Montoya back to the hospital after the

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<v Speaker 2>wake Friday in the central city of baba Jo, about

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<v Speaker 2>seventy kilometers northeast of Gui la Quil. It's made all

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<v Speaker 2>that up, by the way, son Gilberto told the Associated Press,

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<v Speaker 2>it is just the most outrageous story. Like sometimes and

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<v Speaker 2>every time you've been to a funeral as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and look, and with all due respect everyone who's passed on,

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<v Speaker 2>who's not listening, by the way, So why am I

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<v Speaker 2>saying that? Seriously? Are you apologizing to dead people? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really know. That's unnecessary Andrew unnecessary. How many people

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<v Speaker 2>do I think listen to this that are dead, even

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<v Speaker 2>registered people. You see the cast and you're like, just imagine,

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<v Speaker 2>just imagine if it moved or there was something going

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<v Speaker 2>on you did hear or not? Oh my god, it

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<v Speaker 2>never happens. It's hideous, isn't it. I tell you what,

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<v Speaker 2>I find a nickel every time that's happened in Ecuador. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the Ecuadorians crazy cats.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously, God, can you just get it right when you

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<v Speaker 3>pronounce someone dead that's in advance.

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<v Speaker 2>Well what about the doctor as well? So right now,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I've just made a really really big mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was a doctor? Was it this guy?

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<v Speaker 6>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi? Oh my god, Hi everybody. Hi Ecuadorian dougda Nick.

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<v Speaker 2>You said she was dead? Because no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no, I said she was dead. Tired