Speaker 1: Go get morning every day, every lady, gentlemen, adelaides, good friends,
Speaker 1: Welcome to some of the best bits of jerdy and
Speaker 1: hazy from across here.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you this much for free. We've all
Speaker 2: aged terribly the last ten months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what happens when you get up for a
Speaker 3: year at four am you look seventy.
Speaker 2: Not Oh my gosh. Yeah, those crows feet, a few
Speaker 2: more grays coming through, gross feet. We may we got
Speaker 2: gross feeds around your eyes. Smile lines.
Speaker 3: It means you've smiled in your life.
Speaker 2: Okay, I just like that. You'll just go on, you
Speaker 2: know what, buger it. I'm just gonna let myself go.
Speaker 2: You are everybody together, then you've got exceptions like you know,
Speaker 2: kind of rosy and folks like that who are genuinely
Speaker 2: pretty much flaws. It's not for you, Connor, this segment's
Speaker 2: not for you, all right. Yeah, it's not for you either,
Speaker 2: Darcy Foggerty, those piercing, beautiful green eyes. I want to
Speaker 2: do a new thing where if you've got some weird
Speaker 2: and wonderful bits, let's celebrate it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Let's form our own little wolf pack. I tend to
Speaker 2: think of myself as a one male wolf pack.
Speaker 5: Look at this, it's growls and unhealthy.
Speaker 2: And my wolf pack it grew by one. Now was
Speaker 2: that looks cross, smells grass? Put that away? So were
Speaker 2: there are two of them? There were two of us
Speaker 2: in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack.
Speaker 2: And let's do that away. Put it away on fire?
Speaker 2: Oh very nice. And that speech on the hangover from Allen,
Speaker 2: I feel like, what are you looking for? Okay? So
Speaker 2: I want people to call through or text to as
Speaker 2: well for double nine one nine nine one nine, but
Speaker 2: mainly call third and twenty four ten. Your weird and
Speaker 2: wonderful little body bits. Those little bits are making go,
Speaker 2: what's that? What was that dangling there? That shouldn't be there?
Speaker 2: That's a little bit gross. Let's celebrate it.
Speaker 3: Where's this come from?
Speaker 2: Because I am now in this club, I'm the junior
Speaker 2: vice resident. Because I was looking at myself the other
Speaker 2: day and I just sort of.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's unusual.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really studying myself in the mirror. And I got
Speaker 2: down to hours, so three hours and twenty minutes in
Speaker 2: and I looked down towards my feet and I've got
Speaker 2: this big gross ball on the inside of my ankle. Wow,
Speaker 2: I'll show you jok bit you see up on there.
Speaker 2: So I've got this big giant cyst the inside of
Speaker 2: my ankle. Right, Well, it turns out it's a ganglion
Speaker 2: syst that we think and we hope because I've spoken
Speaker 2: to some people, mainly produced Zoe, who's also had a
Speaker 2: gangly insist before. Yeah, in fact saying that I did
Speaker 2: google it, and you know what happens when you google things? Medically,
Speaker 2: it turned out it's telling me I've got scurvy gout
Speaker 2: and also gangreen all in one. And I hadn't even
Speaker 2: finished tiping sentence, like you're a discussing pig.
Speaker 3: The next next minute you're watching those videos with it
Speaker 3: like squeezing black head.
Speaker 2: You can't turn away what is happening? So let's celebrate
Speaker 2: your weird and wonderful bits. Have you got one for us?
Speaker 2: I've got I don't know if well, now you have
Speaker 2: to say it.
Speaker 3: Well, I've got like a little skin tag, like real
Speaker 3: high on my inner thigh, as high as you can get.
Speaker 2: What are you saying?
Speaker 6: Well, it's from friction.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Are you amaphrodite? It's very tiny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm produced with yourself. Goodness, mate, you're just trying to
Speaker 2: have some fun here. You don't take it, don't take
Speaker 2: it back to Tasmania. Sorry, that's fat. I promise I'd
Speaker 2: never go down that path again. But here we are,
Speaker 2: it's Wednesday doing it. Sorry, stop leading me there.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Tasmania, where there's all those jokes about second heads,
Speaker 3: I pretty much had one because I like, I had
Speaker 3: like also a skin tag, like on, an extra bit
Speaker 3: of skin on my ear that I was born with. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I had it removed after I went to high school
Speaker 3: and a few of the.
Speaker 2: Boys had a bit of feedback what it was.
Speaker 3: They were like, that's not right, it's not And yet
Speaker 3: here I am, all these years later, working with another
Speaker 3: adolescent child.
Speaker 2: Yes, with just the one head at the Mainland good times.
Speaker 2: Can we invite producers zoie to the microphone?
Speaker 7: So yeah, Well, as you know, I had a ganglion.
Speaker 7: Well I smacked it with an encyclopedia. You get rid
Speaker 7: of the Bible is the way to go.
Speaker 2: I had that.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I've got a couple of weird.
Speaker 3: Little bits, all solid bits of literature.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 7: I've got a a poorly placed mole, right right, up
Speaker 7: right at the top of.
Speaker 2: My bat crack is a bad placement for the mole.
Speaker 3: Not good? You got something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I've got a few, but probably the one
Speaker 2: I'm happy to talk about on air would be my
Speaker 2: third nipple. Oh that's gross love it nipple. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: he's got other things going on.
Speaker 3: He's got other redeeming features.
Speaker 2: Hang on a sex. So how did you know it
Speaker 2: was a confirmed by a doctor that's a third nipple?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I thought it was like a pimple or something,
Speaker 1: and I kept trying to pop it.
Speaker 2: Said I'll tell you what. Nipples are hard to pop
Speaker 2: that day up and yeah, doctor sort Yeah. The reason
Speaker 2: why can't do it?
Speaker 3: Nipple?
Speaker 2: It's only like tiny, like it's literally the size of
Speaker 2: a male. Okay, tiny cute sometimes grows hands out of
Speaker 2: it too. Oh see, you're what we're talking about. Join
Speaker 2: this weird and wonderful wolf pack? You're sic.
Speaker 6: Should we go to Amelio?
Speaker 3: Hello Amelios, you very well, thank you. What what permits
Speaker 3: you to join our wolf pack this morning?
Speaker 4: You know, I just got to embrace it. You've got
Speaker 4: to just accept everything about yourself, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: So I have it's called a they call it like
Speaker 4: a floating poe or a bunk po where you know
Speaker 4: you got a pinky pope, but the one next to it,
Speaker 4: it's sort of stitched up high and it's just will
Speaker 4: glow that extra length black of metatassia and fat. It's
Speaker 4: actually mostly most common with women and not not males,
Speaker 4: so maybe that's what brings up my family side. I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't congratulations on your bung toe though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank you, hey, welcome to the club as well.
Speaker 2: Very exclusive.
Speaker 4: Oh well not for long. I'm looking at having the
Speaker 4: surgery done for it, which is going to keep me
Speaker 4: off my feet for about three months.
Speaker 5: Part.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just something I'll be wanting to do for years.
Speaker 3: All right, Well then we'll have to kick you out
Speaker 3: of the clubs. We might send you off to the
Speaker 3: beach house as well.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely we will. Looking for something to do these
Speaker 2: school holidays, a beach house is a perfect destination for
Speaker 2: a fun field day out. It's more in front of
Speaker 2: their house, the beach house with thongs and scare the children. No,
Speaker 2: it can be very very offensive. O full double O
Speaker 2: nine on nine nine one nine. This one I've web toes.
Speaker 2: It made me look like a human frog. That's from
Speaker 2: General Lockley's What.
Speaker 3: About this one? This is from Belinda? It only I
Speaker 3: have a thick black hair that grows out of my
Speaker 3: chin every couple of points.
Speaker 2: Yes, how many people, and I'm a victim as well
Speaker 2: get these random road black hairs. So now I sprout
Speaker 2: every couple of weeks, are really thick black hair out
Speaker 2: the side of my ear? Not not even in my year?
Speaker 2: Soak out the side of my ear, and my hair
Speaker 2: is dangerously thinning. So I'm assuming that it was a
Speaker 2: hair that was originally on top of my head and
Speaker 2: it's gone through my brain and somehow it comes out
Speaker 2: the side of my ear.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, okay, yeah, just go and screw you are
Speaker 3: you're going books?
Speaker 2: Oh so you got no rogue hairs? No, I don't
Speaker 2: no rogue hairs at all.
Speaker 3: I'm okay. Here's a fun fact about me. I'm the
Speaker 3: least hairy erious person you will ever meet in your life.
Speaker 2: I'm lucky for.
Speaker 3: Sun I'm sing. I'm sensing Abby's got some waxing issues.
Speaker 5: Linda is lucky to only have to do it every
Speaker 5: few weeks. I'm like every day pulling things out of
Speaker 5: my chin. Really there's lots of stuff going on in
Speaker 5: this body.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you those old ginaires Jades has been
Speaker 2: quite an adventure over the last sort of day or so.
Speaker 3: Not just for you, for everyone surrounding you. It's been
Speaker 3: a real rollercoaster ride.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has. Yeah, got my wisdom teeth out. Yesterday
Speaker 2: I just took it on. You know. They said, oh,
Speaker 2: are you sure? You sure you want to get this done?
Speaker 2: It might kill a normal man. But I said, no,
Speaker 2: what And then I got under the chair and.
Speaker 3: As I doing, you got under the chair, had how
Speaker 3: many drugs you had?
Speaker 2: You got? I was hiding and then I was in
Speaker 2: the chair getting it done, and they they're like, stop laughing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's so funny to me though, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When people were like I was getting text from mates,
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, don't forget about nineteen eighty nine Grand Final.
Speaker 2: Very interesting jenners for.
Speaker 7: That first bound because the yats came off, the winger
Speaker 7: went straight for.
Speaker 4: Dermot Burren and Dermot's down on his knee, so as.
Speaker 2: You can see, Derman brown and broken ribs placed through
Speaker 2: on a grand filet.
Speaker 3: So you got nothing compared to Andrew Hayes in the
Speaker 3: dentist chair. Wow, that's incredible stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just wonder, is what I went through yesterday?
Speaker 2: Do you think I'm just putting it out there? It's
Speaker 2: just food for thought, and of course you can get
Speaker 2: involved this ladies on thirteen and twenty fourteen four double
Speaker 2: nine one nine nine on nine is what I went through?
Speaker 2: Do you think that would be more painful than choppers?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, you didn't, are you? I just putted it out there.
Speaker 3: I just wonder are you still high?
Speaker 2: Like what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, I'd love the ladies have a discussion. Yet,
Speaker 3: I would love the ladies to get involved here on
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten, he's squeezing a water melon out
Speaker 3: of you near the regions less painful than going to
Speaker 3: the dentist like Andrew Hayes, and I can't take your
Speaker 3: toughness seriously when you stand there looking like a chipmunk
Speaker 3: and not just a full chipmunk. You're not even a
Speaker 3: full chipmunk, You're a half chipmunk. Because one side of
Speaker 3: your cheeks is like you've got seventy two nuts stored
Speaker 3: in them for winter, but the other side is just skinny.
Speaker 3: You're going to be very hungry on your left side.
Speaker 2: My friend. Yeah, jeez, wow, it didn't Jody Turn. I
Speaker 2: just sort of threw it out there, so you actually
Speaker 2: handle this, just cast it out there and then.
Speaker 3: But the funny part about that is your wife is
Speaker 3: about to go through childbirth for the third time. So
Speaker 3: I very dare you half chipmunk to go home and
Speaker 3: suggest to her that what she's about to go through
Speaker 3: is less painful than you having a couple.
Speaker 2: Of teeth out. That's a similar response to when I
Speaker 2: did say to my wife when she was talking about
Speaker 2: child birth two birds without without drugs as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and oh no before the cramps now growing before.
Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, oh four double nine one nine
Speaker 3: nine one time nine. The text line that's open to ladies.
Speaker 3: All the food back for Andrew Hayes this morning, and
Speaker 3: if you would really like to know just how tough
Speaker 3: he was feeling right before the surgery. This is the
Speaker 3: message that he sent to our group chat. If I
Speaker 3: don't make it through surgery, don't replace me. Just run
Speaker 3: best off shows and tell Karen not to remarry on.
Speaker 2: That sort of opera. I don't want to be replaced
Speaker 2: in any fashion.
Speaker 3: You thought you were going to die, so shut up.
Speaker 3: Oh let's go to Tana.
Speaker 2: Hi, Tana, good morning, Happy Friday.
Speaker 3: Do you have some thoughts for Andrew? Oh?
Speaker 6: Yes, I do, thank you for asking. I gave birth
Speaker 6: and you know what, it didn't hurt at all, said
Speaker 6: no parent ever who out. I'm sorry, Hazy, but unless
Speaker 6: you have forcibly pushed a twenty centimeter truth out of
Speaker 6: a ten centimeter hole, completely come free, that's the most
Speaker 6: outrage thing you've ever suggested.
Speaker 2: I thought, Okay, I guess we'll just have to agree
Speaker 2: to disagree on this one.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a tooth that big either.
Speaker 2: Just quiet well here and Tana finally she left us
Speaker 2: with this.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, what a shame. The diary's already done for
Speaker 3: this week because Tana would have made it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, Tana, we're going to give you
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars snitth house about you.
Speaker 6: You're still completely outright.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, When did you wake up in
Speaker 2: a coffin? It's very niche, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Last week it was a whale callist, and in twenty
Speaker 3: four to ten if you're inside a whale this week,
Speaker 3: it's call less if you're currently alive in a coffin.
Speaker 2: Oh, we love the topic of death, but in this
Speaker 2: particular case, it was death and came back to life.
Speaker 2: What about this.
Speaker 3: I'm a beautiful story of resurgence.
Speaker 2: That's redemption, isn't it. Seventy six year old woman was
Speaker 2: declared dead at a hospital in Ecuador astonished her relatives
Speaker 2: by knocking on her coffin during her wake.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine you're at a wake, everything's quiet, the
Speaker 3: priest is doing their bit, and next minute you hear.
Speaker 2: Hello. More relatives left the coffin behind and rushed retired
Speaker 2: nurse at Bella Montoya back to the hospital after the
Speaker 2: wake Friday in the central city of baba Jo, about
Speaker 2: seventy kilometers northeast of Gui la Quil. It's made all
Speaker 2: that up, by the way, son Gilberto told the Associated Press,
Speaker 2: it is just the most outrageous story. Like sometimes and
Speaker 2: every time you've been to a funeral as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and look, and with all due respect everyone who's passed on,
Speaker 2: who's not listening, by the way, So why am I
Speaker 2: saying that? Seriously? Are you apologizing to dead people? I
Speaker 2: don't really know. That's unnecessary Andrew unnecessary. How many people
Speaker 2: do I think listen to this that are dead, even
Speaker 2: registered people. You see the cast and you're like, just imagine,
Speaker 2: just imagine if it moved or there was something going
Speaker 2: on you did hear or not? Oh my god, it
Speaker 2: never happens. It's hideous, isn't it. I tell you what,
Speaker 2: I find a nickel every time that's happened in Ecuador. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the Ecuadorians crazy cats.
Speaker 3: Seriously, God, can you just get it right when you
Speaker 3: pronounce someone dead that's in advance.
Speaker 2: Well what about the doctor as well? So right now,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've just made a really really big mistake.
Speaker 2: Who was a doctor? Was it this guy?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 2: Everybody?
Speaker 3: Hi? Oh my god, Hi everybody. Hi Ecuadorian dougda Nick.
Speaker 2: You said she was dead? Because no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no, I said she was dead. Tired