1 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:10,069 Speaker 1: This is Browny's Podcast. 2 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:13,440 Deano: Hey, welcome to Browny's Podcast. We've got a lot to devour. What a weekend of footy. 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,360 Deano: But first of all, Dog, you're going to sound a bit 4 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,590 Deano: funny, because where the hell are you and why the 5 00:00:17,590 --> 00:00:18,070 Deano: hell are you there? 6 00:00:18,550 --> 00:00:21,610 Campbell Brown: I'm in the Red Center, I'm in Alice Springs, smack bang in 7 00:00:22,829 --> 00:00:25,870 Campbell Brown: the middle of this great country of ours. I've had four of the great 8 00:00:25,870 --> 00:00:30,500 Campbell Brown: days of all time. Bossy's bucket list, Glen Boss, champion 9 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,730 Campbell Brown: jockey, 90 time Group 1 winner. 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,370 Jonathan Brown: You're one of the great name droppers, Campbell Brown. 11 00:00:35,430 --> 00:00:35,760 Brodie: Isn't he? 12 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:40,959 Campbell Brown: Well, you asked me why I'm in Alice Springs and I've told you, I'm traveling with the great 13 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:46,060 Campbell Brown: man, Bossy, and we're going around this country and he's delivering the three Melbourne Cups he 14 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:47,230 Campbell Brown: won on Makybe Diva to the people. 15 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:51,300 Deano: Dog, being in the bush with a jockey, is it true 16 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:54,840 Deano: what they say about jockeys in the crotchal department? 17 00:00:57,130 --> 00:00:59,160 Campbell Brown: We did go to a watering hole and have a swim 18 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:05,131 Campbell Brown: and we spotted a yowie, a naked yowie jumped into the watering hole. 19 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:08,840 Jonathan Brown: Let's just say there's some big crocodiles in that watering hole. 20 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:12,809 Deano: Coming up later, we get to your voicemails. You have 21 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:15,130 Deano: to leave us a voicemail to get an invite to 22 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:17,800 Deano: The Precinct. We're all going to hang out, have beers and 23 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:18,950 Deano: watch Hawks/ Lions. 24 00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:20,610 Campbell Brown: What have you lads been doing in Melbourne? 25 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:24,470 Deano: Well, I downed two bottles of red watching the Eagles. 26 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,391 Deano: Jesus Christ, it's bad. 27 00:01:26,391 --> 00:01:27,200 Brodie: That was a blood bath. 28 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:30,520 Deano: Let's just get it out of the way, stacks on now. I 29 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:31,200 Deano: don't know what's- 30 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,590 Jonathan Brown: Who do you get rid of? If you've got the big names 31 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:37,300 Jonathan Brown: there, because they need to rebuild. Clearly they need to rebuild. They're in 32 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:41,410 Jonathan Brown: transition, as Adam Simpson said, but he really means rebuild. 33 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:44,000 Jonathan Brown: But how do you do it when you've got a stacked salary 34 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,980 Jonathan Brown: cap, you've got some aging stars? Who's the one player 35 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:49,620 Jonathan Brown: you get rid of for draft picks, Deano? 36 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:51,130 Deano: As in pay them out? 37 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:55,450 Jonathan Brown: Gaff, McGovern, Naitanui, Yeo, Shuey. 38 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,570 Brodie: I'd get rid of the playing group. 39 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:59,350 Jonathan Brown: You've got one. You've got to start this rebuild quickly. 40 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,130 Deano: Nic Nat you can't get rid of it because he 41 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:04,650 Deano: might have one season left, so who's taking Nic at 42 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:04,720 Deano: this point? 43 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:05,011 Campbell Brown: He's too old. 44 00:02:05,011 --> 00:02:05,012 Jonathan Brown: He's too old. 45 00:02:05,012 --> 00:02:05,270 Brodie: He's too old. 46 00:02:05,270 --> 00:02:07,200 Jonathan Brown: His salary would be an impediment. 47 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:10,369 Deano: Shuey's body's on the fritz, so similar situation, in my 48 00:02:10,370 --> 00:02:13,741 Deano: opinion. Maybe Gaffy, because he's got a reliable body, I don't know. 49 00:02:13,741 --> 00:02:14,510 Brodie: He's a Melbourne boy. 50 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:16,820 Jonathan Brown: He's a Melbourne boy. He used to go to Carey here in 51 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:20,510 Jonathan Brown: Melbourne. What do you get for Gaff, though? I think his stocks have 52 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:21,820 Jonathan Brown: dwindled, Brown Dog. 53 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:26,190 Campbell Brown: You'd get a second round draft pick, there's no doubt about that and he could come 54 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:29,919 Campbell Brown: to a good club and play a role like Langdon's 55 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:31,990 Campbell Brown: doing for Melbourne, that's how I see Gaff. 56 00:02:32,730 --> 00:02:34,841 Deano: McGovern can't even be in that list, though. He's not going anywhere. He's still amazing. 57 00:02:34,841 --> 00:02:34,842 Brodie: I've got a big one. 58 00:02:34,842 --> 00:02:34,843 Deano: What? 59 00:02:34,843 --> 00:02:34,844 Brodie: Jack Darling to Freo. Freo would take him. 60 00:02:34,844 --> 00:02:34,845 Jonathan Brown: What? 61 00:02:34,845 --> 00:02:34,846 Deano: They wouldn't take him. 62 00:02:34,846 --> 00:02:34,847 Jonathan Brown: Mate, they're not going to take him. 63 00:02:34,847 --> 00:02:34,848 Brodie: Yes, they would. They need a forward. 64 00:02:34,848 --> 00:02:34,849 Jonathan Brown: Mate, he's an anti vaxxer. 65 00:02:34,849 --> 00:02:38,710 Deano: Mate, Freo would not take Jack Darling. 66 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:44,341 Brodie: They would. 67 00:02:44,341 --> 00:02:46,780 Deano: They would not. 68 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:55,600 Campbell Brown: Hey, JB, the thing is, we've said that the West 69 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:59,430 Campbell Brown: Coast Eagles is an aging list. What about the Tigers? They wouldn't 70 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:02,050 Campbell Brown: put a side on the park on the weekend that 71 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:03,721 Campbell Brown: was equally as old as the West Coast Eagles. 72 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:08,020 Jonathan Brown: West Coast were the second oldest team this round and Richmond were 73 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,399 Jonathan Brown: the fifth oldest team this round. 74 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:15,230 Campbell Brown: If Cotchin and Tarrant had played, and Martin, maybe that 75 00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:18,350 Campbell Brown: might have dropped them even closer to the West Coast 76 00:03:18,350 --> 00:03:21,240 Campbell Brown: Eagles. They lost by over 100 points to a side 77 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,190 Campbell Brown: that's a good side, Richmond, but they're in a pretty 78 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:25,321 Campbell Brown: similar age profile. 79 00:03:25,321 --> 00:03:29,639 Jonathan Brown: A similar situation. But they haven't gone and sold the farm, Brown 80 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:33,799 Jonathan Brown: Dog. They haven't overreached. They're on the back end of a wonderful premiership run. Yeah, 81 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,290 Jonathan Brown: West Coast did win the premiership back in 18, but 82 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:39,369 Jonathan Brown: they paid too much for Tim Kelly, and then they've 83 00:03:39,370 --> 00:03:42,840 Jonathan Brown: paid too much for veterans that are nearing 30 or 84 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,180 Jonathan Brown: on the wrong side of 30. Look, I've lived it, 85 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:47,430 Jonathan Brown: I've seen it, it happened to Brisbane in the early 86 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:51,520 Jonathan Brown: 2000s, overpaying for veterans when they're past their prime, it 87 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,480 Jonathan Brown: puts handcuffs on your list managers, they can't do anything. 88 00:03:54,870 --> 00:03:56,870 Deano: As an Eagles fan, you've just got to humbly eat shit. 89 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,790 Deano: We've had a great run. Play the kids this year, 90 00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:00,740 Deano: see what happens. Look to the future. What else do 91 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:00,820 Deano: you do? 92 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:05,410 Campbell Brown: No, but it's untenable if they keep dishing up the performances that they are- 93 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:08,031 Deano: Untenable? That'll get us a number one draft pick, my friend. 94 00:04:08,031 --> 00:04:10,350 Campbell Brown: ... that Adam Simpson won't keep his job. It's as simple as 95 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:14,880 Campbell Brown: that. They cannot keep dishing up their insipid performances week to 96 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,440 Campbell Brown: week, and I'm not blaming COVID anymore, that was in 97 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:18,981 Campbell Brown: the first couple of weeks of the year. 98 00:04:18,981 --> 00:04:19,010 Deano: Yes, I know. I (beep) know. 99 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,930 Campbell Brown: Yes, they've had some injuries, but 100 point losses like that 100 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:27,640 Campbell Brown: at home are completely unacceptable and Adam Simpson, if he 101 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,661 Campbell Brown: doesn't turn it around, won't have a job by the end of the year. 102 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:32,909 Deano: All right. Let's go to the game in Cairns, Port/ Saints, I missed it. 103 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:33,640 Deano: What happened? 104 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:36,580 Jonathan Brown: Shit game of footy as usual in Cairns. I understand 105 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,390 Jonathan Brown: St Kilda are up there trying to get the cash, 106 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:41,570 Jonathan Brown: they got paid about 700 grand, I think, but where normally they 107 00:04:41,570 --> 00:04:44,890 Jonathan Brown: wouldn't draw much of a crowd against Port Adelaide. The only good thing about 108 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:48,180 Jonathan Brown: Cairns football is the after match, when you can dance 109 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:53,690 Jonathan Brown: on the tables with the backpackers at The Woolshed, Brown Dog. 110 00:04:53,691 --> 00:04:56,690 Campbell Brown: That's exactly right. Outside of The Great Barrier Reef, the most famous thing 111 00:04:56,850 --> 00:05:01,220 Campbell Brown: that's ever happened up in Cairns, football wise, was Karmichael 112 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:04,371 Campbell Brown: Hunt's goal after the siren to beat Richmond. Remember that? 113 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:04,371 Jonathan Brown: That's right. 114 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:04,372 Deano: Yes. 115 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:04,373 Brodie: Yes. 116 00:05:04,373 --> 00:05:04,520 Campbell Brown: That was at Cazaly Stadium. 117 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:08,121 Jonathan Brown: You played in that. 118 00:05:08,121 --> 00:05:08,360 Campbell Brown: I played in that. 119 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:08,429 Jonathan Brown: That's right. 120 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:09,260 Campbell Brown: Yeah, my word, I did. 121 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,220 Jonathan Brown: What happened around Gary Ablett Jr. specifically? 122 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,080 Campbell Brown: The siren goes and Karmichael Hunt goes back and he's standing at the top of the mark about to have the biggest 123 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,960 Campbell Brown: kick of his career and Gary Ablett goes up to him and they have a 124 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:25,169 Campbell Brown: 10 second conversation and no one really knew exactly what 125 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:28,830 Campbell Brown: he said to Karmichael, but we thought, how good is 126 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:33,070 Campbell Brown: this? The great man, the captain of the club under 127 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:35,580 Campbell Brown: all this duress and pressure, he's going over there and 128 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:40,350 Campbell Brown: he's filling Karmichael Hunt with confidence. I thought he might 129 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,460 Campbell Brown: have said something like, " Pick something out behind the goals. 130 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:45,770 Campbell Brown: Don't stab at it. Really follow through." 131 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:46,611 Jonathan Brown: Kick through the ball. 132 00:05:46,611 --> 00:05:51,540 Campbell Brown: " If you miss this, Karmichael, it won't matter, mate." Then I was speaking to 133 00:05:51,540 --> 00:05:54,310 Campbell Brown: him on the bus on the way to the airport 134 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:57,950 Campbell Brown: after Karmichael kicked the goal and we were all celebrating, I said 135 00:05:57,950 --> 00:06:02,710 Campbell Brown: to Gaz, " What did you say to Karmichael Hunt that filled him with such confidence before 136 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,469 Campbell Brown: the biggest kick of his career?" He looked at me and 137 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:07,400 Campbell Brown: he smiled and he said, " Well, Browny, I was trying 138 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,049 Campbell Brown: to convince him to go down with cramps so I 139 00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:16,020 Campbell Brown: could take the kick." That's a true story. 140 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,000 Deano: Sucks for the Saints 'cause they've had a pretty good 141 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,089 Deano: start to the year to drop that against Port. But 142 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:23,969 Deano: let's talk about the blonde boy from Collingwood. Dog, did you see Ginnivan's 143 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:26,930 Deano: goal where he took on three people, did a pirouette and 144 00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:27,500 Deano: snapped it? 145 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:28,919 Campbell Brown: He can play, the boy. 146 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:29,950 Deano: Man. 147 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:31,810 Jonathan Brown: He's a star. I'll tell you, he's got a big 148 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:33,060 Jonathan Brown: barrel chest on him, too, for the little fella. 149 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:35,730 Deano: We spoke about this, but I love that he's a shit 150 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:38,120 Deano: stirrer. He's one of the great shit stirrers of the league. He's 151 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,850 Deano: probably the number one shit stirrer in the league, right? 152 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:40,370 Jonathan Brown: Absolutely. 153 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:42,409 Campbell Brown: Yeah, we need a new Hayden Ballantyne in the AFL, I reckon. 154 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:42,611 Deano: We do. 155 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:43,830 Brodie: Yes, we do. 156 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:47,250 Deano: Regarding shit stirrers, I talked to Nathan Broad from the 157 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:50,440 Deano: Tigs, and he reckons that with these little shit stirrers, 158 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,070 Deano: you can't piss them off because that just fires them 159 00:06:55,070 --> 00:06:56,450 Deano: up. Dog, do you reckon that's true? 160 00:06:56,710 --> 00:06:59,779 Campbell Brown: Absolutely. There's some players that you like to provoke and get 161 00:06:59,779 --> 00:07:02,159 Campbell Brown: into, and then other players, it lights a fire in 162 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,170 Campbell Brown: them and they want that just so they can prove a point. It 163 00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:08,000 Campbell Brown: takes their game to the next level. I reckon Jeff Farmer used 164 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,250 Campbell Brown: to be like that, JB, and Stevie Milne. They were looking 165 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,660 Campbell Brown: for a reaction from an opponent. 166 00:07:13,370 --> 00:07:16,980 Deano: Broady reckons Ginnivan is in the Toby Greene category. 167 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,610 Nathan Broad: Toby, you can't raise him up too much because he 168 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:21,420 Nathan Broad: plays off that stuff and he'll end up kicking a 169 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:25,080 Nathan Broad: bag on you. With Toby, you've got to keep him calm. I reckon Ginnivan's a similar 170 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,650 Nathan Broad: personality, once he gets up and about, he'll get on goal. 171 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,250 Deano: Right. If you try and run through them, that gives 172 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:31,700 Deano: them energy. 173 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:34,810 Nathan Broad: Yeah, especially Toby, he's a bit of white line fever. 174 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,330 Nathan Broad: Keep him happy and talk to him, keep him calm 175 00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:38,081 Nathan Broad: and he's less dangerous, I reckon. 176 00:07:38,081 --> 00:07:40,900 Deano: Would it almost wig him out if you were nice to him? 177 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,610 Nathan Broad: It would do, yeah, 100%. You push and shove him, 178 00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:45,350 Nathan Broad: that's what he wants because that's what most defenders do. 179 00:07:45,350 --> 00:07:47,320 Nathan Broad: But if you're nice to him, they don't like it, 180 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,130 Nathan Broad: they don't like talking to you. 181 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:48,870 Deano: Shit. 182 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:51,340 Nathan Broad: A few mind games, yeah. You've got to know who you're playing on. 183 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:55,040 Deano: Dog, were you ever weirdly nice to an opponent just to (beep) with their head? 184 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:56,760 Campbell Brown: Never, I hate being nice. 185 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:00,520 Jonathan Brown: We used to have a sports psych, Phil Jauncey, he used to work at 186 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,930 Jonathan Brown: the Lions though, and this was a real thing, that he 187 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:05,740 Jonathan Brown: would go through player profiles from the opposition and there 188 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:07,820 Jonathan Brown: would be guys like this that he would encourage us 189 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,170 Jonathan Brown: to be nice because it'd just lull them. 190 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,970 Campbell Brown: JB, I didn't even like shaking someone's hands at the 191 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:13,690 Campbell Brown: start of the game. 192 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:14,060 Jonathan Brown: No. 193 00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:15,190 Campbell Brown: After the game, absolutely. 194 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:15,240 Jonathan Brown: Always. 195 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,130 Campbell Brown: But you know some of them put their hand out 196 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:17,831 Campbell Brown: and offered it? 197 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,550 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, I wasn't a handshaker, especially not to Josh Carr, 198 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:25,210 Jonathan Brown: prefer to punch him in the head. What about the Nick Larkey incident though? 199 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:27,980 Deano: Yeah, we don't have to do five minutes on this, but that looked pretty bad. 200 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,630 Jonathan Brown: Tunneling, it was bad. He was lucky he didn't break 201 00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:34,559 Jonathan Brown: his leg, Lewis Young. But he gets suspended for that. 202 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,400 Jonathan Brown: I actually think it's a good move because it's really 203 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,050 Jonathan Brown: dangerous. I can understand Nick Larkey getting caught in that situation 204 00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:42,750 Jonathan Brown: trying to make a contest, but, shit, that could've ended badly 205 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,540 Jonathan Brown: for Lewis Young. He should count his lucky stars. 206 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:45,880 Brodie: That was very ugly, wasn't it? 207 00:08:46,429 --> 00:08:46,449 Jonathan Brown: Yeah. 208 00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:49,420 Deano: What happened? Just his brain snapped. You know if you could just 209 00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:52,670 Deano: hurt some with little effort, that's what it felt like. 210 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:54,760 Deano: I'll just give him a little tap and he'll fly. 211 00:08:55,770 --> 00:08:58,010 Jonathan Brown: Well, you want to make them earn it, that's the number one rule you learn the first day 212 00:08:58,010 --> 00:09:01,230 Jonathan Brown: of key forward school, make them earn it. 213 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:05,150 Campbell Brown: That was the biggest tunnel I've seen since the Eisenhower Tunnel in 214 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:05,760 Campbell Brown: Colorado. 215 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,010 Jonathan Brown: Really? I've never seen that one. 216 00:09:08,309 --> 00:09:10,240 Deano: Two weeks, fair enough? No less, no more. 217 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,589 Jonathan Brown: No less, no more. Lions and Freo, they've separated themselves from the 218 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:16,450 Jonathan Brown: pack. Deano, we love the Freo theme song, don't we? 219 00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:24,540 Jonathan Brown: But I love the Lions. Probably the best theme song 220 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:29,970 Jonathan Brown: in the AFL, but that was a great win down at Geelong. They have definitely separated themselves 221 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,030 Jonathan Brown: from the challengers. 222 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,030 Deano: Still pretty early in the season though, but they're clearly 223 00:09:34,030 --> 00:09:35,002 Deano: the two, right, JB (inaudible) . 224 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,501 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, I'm happy with that. I think so. Do you agree, Brown Dog? 225 00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:41,300 Campbell Brown: I've been a big fan of Fremantle for a while. They're building- 226 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:41,410 Deano: You have. 227 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:45,120 Jonathan Brown: They're dangerous, too, because of three of their best players are not there, Taberner, Darcy 228 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:45,370 Jonathan Brown: and Fyfe. 229 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:48,050 Campbell Brown: Well, that's right as well. You throw them in the 230 00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:51,819 Campbell Brown: mix and they're building just a really solid list. 231 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:56,271 Deano: Hey, Brodes, you saw something after the footy Saturday night. 232 00:09:56,271 --> 00:10:01,099 Brodie: Saturday night after the footy, it was horrific, it really was 233 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:01,470 Brodie: horrific to see. 234 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:01,699 Jonathan Brown: What was that? 235 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:06,100 Brodie: It was you and your performance as sticks on Best 236 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:06,610 Brodie: on Ground. 237 00:10:06,610 --> 00:10:09,330 Jonathan Brown: Let's hit it boys ( singing). 238 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:14,960 Deano: It's pitch perfect, four sticks. 239 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:18,790 Jonathan Brown: I can't believe the shade that you're throwing at this. I was method acting, I was in 240 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:21,630 Jonathan Brown: character. Saturday night, North Melbourne were playing Carlton and in 241 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,069 Jonathan Brown: commemoration of the history of these two great clubs. Let's 242 00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:26,190 Jonathan Brown: hit it boys ( singing). 243 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,300 Brodie: You've got to learnt to say. When they come to you with something, you've got 244 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:51,850 Brodie: to learn to say no. 245 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:53,410 Jonathan Brown: It was my idea. 246 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:57,109 Campbell Brown: Brodie, when you're an entertainer like JB is, you never say no to anything 247 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,880 Campbell Brown: because everything's a great concept. 248 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:03,929 Deano: Dog, I think you're trying say the world is Browny's stage. 249 00:11:04,179 --> 00:11:08,440 Campbell Brown: It is. He can turn shit song or any situation 250 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:12,260 Campbell Brown: into a moment of greatness, and that's what he does week in, 251 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:14,370 Campbell Brown: week out on Best on Ground. 252 00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:16,250 Brodie: It's a low point for Best on Ground, and we're 253 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:16,809 Brodie: four weeks in. 254 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:20,179 Jonathan Brown: Did you love the way I entered stage? Because it 255 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,910 Jonathan Brown: was a bit of a surprise to the audience. They 256 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:23,300 Jonathan Brown: only had about 30 people and they were all at ground level, but- 257 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:25,211 Brodie: I'll give you one thing, the pipes- 258 00:11:25,211 --> 00:11:27,900 Jonathan Brown: ... I was looking at empty chairs at the top of the sound stage. 259 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,240 Brodie: I'll give you one thing, the pipes did look good. Did you 260 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,710 Brodie: do a little bit of work just beforehand- 261 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:31,831 Jonathan Brown: Me and Deano, yeah. 262 00:11:31,831 --> 00:11:34,610 Brodie: ... just to make sure things were looking nice and 263 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:34,970 Brodie: fresh? 264 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:35,730 Deano: Vocal training. 265 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:37,579 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, me and Deano have been training in carpark. 266 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:41,140 Deano: Hey, the TV rights, why do punters give a shit about 267 00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:42,450 Deano: the TV rights and what's the latest? 268 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:47,450 Campbell Brown: Well, it's just the media, isn't it? I don't think the actual punters care, except 269 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:48,700 Campbell Brown: for the end result. 270 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:51,420 Brodie: Absolutely we do. Channel 7 are starting to butcher it 271 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:55,750 Brodie: now. When they go a minute with Tom Brown and Hodgey and that's just 272 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,260 Brodie: atrocious and hard to watch. 273 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:58,360 Jonathan Brown: What do they do? 274 00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,209 Brodie: They have three topics of the day that they have 275 00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:03,910 Brodie: to debate. They have 60 seconds to debate and they have 30 seconds each and there's three different topics. 276 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,410 Jonathan Brown: Channel 7 are ( beep) up. Ever since they got rid of The Kick, it's just been a debacle. 277 00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:06,411 Campbell Brown: I agree. 278 00:12:06,411 --> 00:12:06,470 Deano: Was that Helliar's show? 279 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:14,321 Campbell Brown: No, that was my show. 280 00:12:14,321 --> 00:12:14,341 Brodie: That was Campbell's show. 281 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:16,870 Deano: Sorry, mate. 282 00:12:17,309 --> 00:12:17,609 Campbell Brown: Jesus. 283 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,870 Deano: I buried it because I was so upset when it got shit canned. 284 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,900 Brodie: But remember when Channel 10 had the rights, they used to do the 285 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:27,440 Brodie: five minute warning, who's hot, who's cold. Mate, I'm excited 286 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,930 Brodie: to see what Channel 10 could bring back. 287 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:29,959 Jonathan Brown: With Paramount. 288 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,120 Brodie: With Paramount. 289 00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:33,589 Deano: People have to pay for that shit. 290 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,449 Brodie: Well, not dissimilar to Foxtel now. 291 00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:36,179 Deano: Fair enough. 292 00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:39,570 Jonathan Brown: Gil McLachlan, he does this every time, doesn't he, Brown Dog? He goes for 293 00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:42,510 Jonathan Brown: a trip to the States, gets this bidding war going, 294 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:45,060 Jonathan Brown: even though it might be a fictional bidding war, to bring the 295 00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:47,521 Jonathan Brown: current broadcasters up a little bit. 296 00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:47,521 Campbell Brown: Yep. 297 00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:50,590 Jonathan Brown: I wouldn't be surprised if Channel 7 and Foxtel keep the 298 00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,290 Jonathan Brown: rights down the track, you would've thought, Brown Dog. 299 00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:54,960 Campbell Brown: It's a nice little junket, JB. I love a junket 300 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:57,209 Campbell Brown: more than anyone, but I reckon Gil McLachlan's got me 301 00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:02,110 Campbell Brown: covered. He's going to go over there and do bugger all, but 302 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,439 Campbell Brown: he'll come back with a nice little plan of how 303 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,720 Campbell Brown: to extract as much money as he can out of these streaming 304 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,310 Campbell Brown: services. 305 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,700 Deano: Okay, we've got all the business out of the way. After 306 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:14,179 Deano: the ads, we're going to call Muggsy, Browny's cousin, because 307 00:13:14,179 --> 00:13:16,579 Deano: we're going to try and get him to MC the 308 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:21,670 Deano: party we're having at The Precinct as Pitbull. Also, Jesus, 309 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,350 Deano: you guys have got to hear the voicemails that we've been 310 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:28,900 Deano: left. The new round of voicemails are going to surprise, delight 311 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:33,360 Deano: and horrify. Don't move. Welcome back to Browny's Podcast. We're 312 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,470 Deano: going to be at The Precinct to watch Lions v Hawks 313 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:40,190 Deano: at a private little Browny's Podcast party and we want 314 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:44,070 Deano: Muggsy, your cousin, to MC it as Pitbull, the white 315 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:44,440 Deano: Pitbull. 316 00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,050 Jonathan Brown: Is there any other Pitbull? 317 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,819 Deano: Let's call that magnificent son of a bitch. 318 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:55,111 Muggsy: Hello, Mr. Worldwide speaking. Here we go. 319 00:13:55,111 --> 00:14:02,530 Deano: You son of a bitch. 320 00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:04,381 Jonathan Brown: Muggsy, how are you, son? 321 00:14:04,381 --> 00:14:06,850 Muggsy: G'day, boys. How are we? I'm going well. 322 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:10,500 Deano: Again, the enthusiasm is infectious. 323 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:13,410 Jonathan Brown: I love him. Now, we've got this big event. We told you about it last week, May the 324 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:19,640 Jonathan Brown: 22nd, Hawthorn v the Brisbane Lions, The Precinct Hotel. We need 325 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,110 Jonathan Brown: an MC, mate. 326 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,800 Muggsy: Wow. When did you say the date was, JB? 327 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,420 Jonathan Brown: Sunday May 22nd. 328 00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:27,680 Muggsy: Okay. I'll have to look in the diary because I'm 329 00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:30,340 Muggsy: a pretty busy man. But I reckon I'll be able to squeeze 330 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:30,571 Muggsy: it in, boys. 331 00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:30,572 Deano: Shit. 332 00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:30,573 Muggsy: I'd love to do it. 333 00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:30,574 Jonathan Brown: Under one proviso, Deano. 334 00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:30,575 Brodie: Yeah, it's important. 335 00:14:30,575 --> 00:14:30,576 Jonathan Brown: What is that? 336 00:14:30,576 --> 00:14:39,770 Deano: You've got to kick off the event, start the event as Mr. 337 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:40,420 Deano: Worldwide. 338 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:47,210 Muggsy: 100%, lock it in. Thanks, Eddie. I'll be up and about. 339 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,739 Jonathan Brown: He will. He comes in full character, full costume. 340 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,600 Deano: The glasses and everything? 341 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:53,920 Jonathan Brown: Of course he does. 342 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:54,780 Brodie: Mugs. 343 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,729 Jonathan Brown: I've seen him rock it, he does his own man 344 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:58,530 Jonathan Brown: oh mans and he comes out as Pitbull. 345 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,580 Deano: Mugs, a lot of the WhatsApp thread's very excited about you being there, mate. 346 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,770 Deano: You're locked in, right? 347 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:06,410 Muggsy: Fantastic. Absolutely. But, boys, before we lock it in, obviously 348 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:07,100 Muggsy: contract wise, I've got a rider, I need a rider. 349 00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:11,270 Deano: Yes, what are the demands? 350 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:15,010 Muggsy: I've got a dozen bottles of Gray Goose Vodka. 351 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:15,490 Deano: A dozen. 352 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,760 Muggsy: Hang on, I haven't finished yet. Six bottles of Fireball 353 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,320 Muggsy: and three Brazilian models. 354 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,950 Deano: We can do some models from Reservoir. 355 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:29,451 Muggsy: Yeah, perfect. Lock it in. 356 00:15:29,451 --> 00:15:33,251 Brodie: We have friends at Kittens. 357 00:15:33,251 --> 00:15:35,780 Jonathan Brown: Easy pleased. Now, what about half- time? There may be a chance Ricky Nixon turns up, mate. 358 00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:39,850 Jonathan Brown: You may have to run the graduation ceremony for Brodie, 359 00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:44,220 Jonathan Brown: who passed his management course. But also, you are a 360 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:47,270 Jonathan Brown: great impersonator and we've got to come dressed in your 361 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:51,190 Jonathan Brown: footy team's colors. I heard you do another good impersonation 362 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,950 Jonathan Brown: of someone else that might have played. He's a former 363 00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:54,900 Jonathan Brown: AFL legend. 364 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:01,081 Muggsy: What's his name? The big fella from the Brisbane Lions. Jonno Brown, how are we, boys? 365 00:16:01,081 --> 00:16:07,220 Deano: That does not sound like Browny. 366 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:11,141 Brodie: No, it doesn't. 367 00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:13,780 Muggsy: Hang on a minute. Hey, Kyls, I'm on the podcast. Give us a spell, would you, darling? 368 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:15,380 Deano: That's better. 369 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:19,070 Jonathan Brown: We might even get a little impersonation there of the 370 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:19,580 Jonathan Brown: big fella at half time. 371 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,002 Deano: All right, Mugs, we love you, man, and (inaudible) . 372 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:22,610 Muggsy: I love you, guys. 373 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:23,880 Deano: See you. 374 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,580 Muggsy: Thanks for having me. See you later. 375 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:30,080 Deano: All right, the other thing is, Chicken Nixon may be 376 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,710 Deano: there. My gut feel is, Dog, he'll bail. But the 377 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,670 Deano: invite has been sent to him, right, Brodes? 378 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,660 Brodie: Yep, and he said that he's a chance of attending, that 379 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:41,070 Brodie: he's got an event on the night before. He's not 380 00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:43,010 Brodie: sure in what condition he will be the next day. 381 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,611 Brodie: But dad said that he's a chance to come. 382 00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,340 Jonathan Brown: Mate, it's at 3: 00 in the afternoon. 383 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:46,830 Brodie: I know. 384 00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:47,300 Jonathan Brown: Jesus. 385 00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:49,760 Deano: You drunk texted him over the weekend. 386 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:52,770 Brodie: Yes, I was actually chatting to some of my mates who were at the footy, at the Demons 387 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:56,600 Brodie: game, I'm like, " Let's just find out where Chicken is and we'll go and meet him." " Chicken, 388 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:01,330 Brodie: my man, how are you, baby?" Baby seemed a bit strong. 389 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:01,690 Jonathan Brown: Baby, wow. 390 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,830 Brodie: I was like, " What are you doing tonight? Where are 391 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:06,330 Brodie: you?" Then he leaves it three hours and he goes, " 392 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:12,830 Brodie: Billabong Crows FC." That's all he responded with. I don't 393 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:12,850 Brodie: know what that is. 394 00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:12,851 Jonathan Brown: Billabong Crows FC. 395 00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:12,881 Brodie: What was that? 396 00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:14,960 Jonathan Brown: Who's he with the night before at our function? 397 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,110 Brodie: He's with Swannie the night before. 398 00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:16,649 Jonathan Brown: Dane Swan? 399 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:16,890 Brodie: Yes. 400 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:17,930 Jonathan Brown: Shit, he mightn't make it. 401 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,709 Deano: Yeah, if you wake up feeling all dusty and shit, 402 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:24,420 Deano: this is the sort of event you blow off. You 403 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:25,950 Deano: just don't rock up to this sort of thing. 404 00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:26,990 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, I know. 405 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:27,570 Deano: Hey, he's a chance though. 406 00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:31,869 Jonathan Brown: Although, he might want a hair of the dog. You know when you 407 00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:34,240 Jonathan Brown: wake up the next day and any opportunity, you're just looking for a beer? 408 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,560 Brodie: Imagine late into the event and the doors bust open 409 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,740 Brodie: and there's a big, godly gaze of sunlight that comes through 410 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:41,921 Brodie: and then Chicken Nixon appears, wouldn't that be huge? 411 00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:44,130 Deano: You just hear, " Chicken goes bang." 412 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:44,650 Brodie: Yeah, two two. 413 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,030 Deano: All right. Let's get to it, the voicemails. There's a 414 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:50,740 Deano: phone number. Is it full yet? Are we at capacity 415 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,161 Deano: for the event before we play these? 416 00:17:52,161 --> 00:17:54,609 Brodie: We've got two or three more. You can jump in very 417 00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:56,080 Brodie: late. But we've filled a lot of it. 418 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,930 Deano: This is some of the gold from the weekend, please enjoy. 419 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:04,139 Stiffy: G'day, boys, it's Stiffy from the group chat. It'd be great to 420 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,440 Stiffy: catch up with you all and rest of the gang for a beer 421 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,280 Stiffy: and just get the ( beep) out of this house for a 422 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:09,350 Stiffy: couple hours. 423 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:15,780 Speaker 9: ( beep) JB, Brown Dog, (inaudible) and Deano. I'd basically give my 424 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:17,070 Speaker 9: left nut for this group. 425 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,780 Sir Frog: Hey, boys, it's the (beep) Sir Froggo over from the West, 426 00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:26,139 Sir Frog: boys. Just sitting on the couch having me ( beep) 15th 427 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:30,100 Sir Frog: Carlton Draft stubby and I'm just watching Best on Ground 428 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:34,200 Sir Frog: and you just made me ( beep) piss me pants (beep) JB 429 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:41,770 Sir Frog: on there singing the Stephen Kernahan (beep) reenactor, whatever you call the (beep) shit. 430 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:47,940 Speaker 11: Howdy, lads. I was wondering if you know what has 431 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:55,450 Speaker 11: a tiny cock and hangs upside down? Got it? Yeah, 432 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:58,420 Speaker 11: it's a bat. Now, what has a massive cock and hangs up? 433 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,002 Speaker 12: To replay, (inaudible) . 434 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:06,250 Sir Frog: Hey, g'day, the Brown dogs. Yous are ( beep) stars. It's 435 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,360 Sir Frog: Fog, Sir Frog they call me from the West. 436 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:09,361 Jonathan Brown: Froggy's already called. 437 00:19:09,361 --> 00:19:16,680 Sir Frog: I tell you what, I've come across the big Jonathan Brown at the Crown Casino, I've 438 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:21,760 Sir Frog: got photos prior to getting myself kicked out of the casino. 439 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,950 Deano: This one, though, is quite lovely. Someone has prepared a poem. 440 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:34,440 Kylie: Hey, boys. I've just written a small poem. I've had a couple tonight. But getting ready 441 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,280 Kylie: for bed. We all love the poddy and we all 442 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:42,040 Kylie: love a punt, but we only really tune in to 443 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:46,002 Kylie: see Mal Brown say ( beep). Most of what (inaudible) 444 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:50,720 Kylie: is a lot to unravel, and Jonathan's voice sounds like 445 00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:55,170 Kylie: he's munching on gravel. The poddy is great, with just 446 00:19:55,170 --> 00:20:06,641 Kylie: one hitch, everyone on there is a son of a bitch. 447 00:20:06,641 --> 00:20:07,080 Deano: Not a dry eye in the studio. 448 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:07,431 Jonathan Brown: Brilliant. Was that Banjo Paterson? 449 00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:08,230 Brodie: Banjo Paterson. 450 00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:08,340 Jonathan Brown: I didn't realize he was still alive, Brown Dog. 451 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:13,609 Deano: The great Banjo Paterson lives. All right. We've got Pitbull, we've almost got a full house. Chicken 452 00:20:13,609 --> 00:20:16,250 Deano: might be there. We've got to add more stuff to it because we've got a little 453 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,870 Deano: while. The Precinct, it's going to be a big day. 454 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,959 Jonathan Brown: It sounds like it's going to be a huge day, Deano. I'm looking forward to 455 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,340 Jonathan Brown: it. There might be a little bit of this afterwards. 456 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,600 Jonathan Brown: I went and stayed at a winery with my wife last week, 457 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,389 Jonathan Brown: just a little getaway, a little second honeymoon, Brown Dog, and I 458 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:34,439 Jonathan Brown: had a few too many drinks, probably like I'm going to do that Sunday 459 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,990 Jonathan Brown: afternoon with the boys, but I was my wife, a few 460 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:42,320 Jonathan Brown: vinos. Then she's got this sleep app where it helps 461 00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:44,710 Jonathan Brown: wake you up but it also monitors your sleep and how 462 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,649 Jonathan Brown: well you sleep and any audio that comes about. Well, 463 00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:51,020 Jonathan Brown: there was no action on the night because I'd had a couple. 464 00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:52,751 Jonathan Brown: Listen to my snoring. 465 00:20:52,751 --> 00:21:03,119 Deano: ( beep), man, that's a lot to sleep next to. 466 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,440 Jonathan Brown: I'm cutting a couple of trees down. 467 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:06,060 Deano: Jesus. 468 00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:09,940 Jonathan Brown: Then it moves onto a little bit of sleep talking. 469 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,609 Kylie: No, JB, follow the light. 470 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,001 Jonathan Brown: (inaudible) 471 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:18,280 Kylie: No, this way. Look at me, follow the light. 472 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:20,951 Deano: What is happening? 473 00:21:20,951 --> 00:21:24,400 Jonathan Brown: I couldn't find the toilet. Mate, how bad is it in 474 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,330 Jonathan Brown: these hotel rooms when you've had a few in a 475 00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:29,869 Jonathan Brown: black hotel room and you just don't know where the toilet is? 476 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,560 Jonathan Brown: Does that happen to you, Brown Dog? 477 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:38,850 Campbell Brown: It never happens, no. Because sometimes I just piss the bed. 478 00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:40,250 Deano: That's lovely. 479 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:40,251 Brodie: That's better. 480 00:21:40,251 --> 00:21:43,280 Jonathan Brown: I think it happened to Steele Sidebottom one stage a couple years ago. 481 00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:46,869 Deano: How's Kyls clicking her fingers like he's a puppy. " Here, 482 00:21:46,869 --> 00:21:48,410 Deano: mate. Here, mate. Come to the light, mate." 483 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,690 Jonathan Brown: Obviously I didn't go to the toilet just once. This continued on throughout 484 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:51,919 Jonathan Brown: the night. 485 00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:57,800 Kylie: No, look. Look where the light is. The light. Don't 486 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,100 Kylie: go out there because you'll get locked out. No, the light. 487 00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:14,170 Jonathan Brown: She's obviously turned the light on outside the hotel just so I'd find my way. But obviously completely disorientated. Well, anyway, I get back to bed, couple more 488 00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:17,080 Jonathan Brown: hours sleep, and obviously that second bottle's kicked in. 489 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:17,981 Kylie: Wrong way. Wrong way. No. 490 00:22:17,981 --> 00:22:18,001 Jonathan Brown: Sh. 491 00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:19,311 Kylie: There. 492 00:22:19,311 --> 00:22:19,311 Jonathan Brown: I'm just going to the toilet. 493 00:22:19,311 --> 00:22:19,312 Kylie: No, you're going to walk outside. Go in there. 494 00:22:19,312 --> 00:22:34,679 Jonathan Brown: I want you to go back. Now, that is not her shushing me. If you listen closely, 495 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,370 Jonathan Brown: after I've tried to walk out of the hotel room, 496 00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:43,869 Jonathan Brown: I've completely stuffed up, it's actually me shushing her. 497 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:44,680 Kylie: No. 498 00:22:45,109 --> 00:22:45,149 Jonathan Brown: Sh. 499 00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:46,639 Kylie: There. 500 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:51,161 Jonathan Brown: I'm just going to the toilet. 501 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:51,211 Kylie: There. 502 00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:52,110 Deano: Shush, Kyls. 503 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,840 Jonathan Brown: Shush is the way to go. She was the one making the disturbance. 504 00:22:55,890 --> 00:23:01,090 Campbell Brown: That's unbelievable, JB. That reminds me, Origin camp a few 505 00:23:01,090 --> 00:23:04,669 Campbell Brown: years ago, Nate Myles obviously had a few to drink 506 00:23:04,670 --> 00:23:08,350 Campbell Brown: and he slept walked out of his door and then 507 00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:13,409 Campbell Brown: defecated all down the aisle and in the stairwell. You remember that? 508 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:13,490 Jonathan Brown: I know. 509 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:16,070 Campbell Brown: He couldn't get back into his room. 510 00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:18,640 Jonathan Brown: Mate, how bad was that? It has happened to me. I have done it at 511 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:22,500 Jonathan Brown: an apartment block in the Gold Coast. I walked out, 512 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,830 Jonathan Brown: and next minute, I woke up and I was out on the street on one of the 513 00:23:25,830 --> 00:23:28,880 Jonathan Brown: main streets in Surfers and I'm having a whizz just 514 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,220 Jonathan Brown: behind the tree. I had my boxer shorts on, thank 515 00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:33,730 Jonathan Brown: Christ, but it was 4: 00 in the morning. It was one of those apartments where 516 00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:38,740 Jonathan Brown: you can get through the front door and then obviously you can't get in the elevator without a swipe 517 00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:42,179 Jonathan Brown: card. I had to sit out the front of this hotel apartment 518 00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:44,909 Jonathan Brown: block for about three hours until someone woke up and let me in. 519 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,660 Deano: Ads. Back in a second. Dog, even though you're not 520 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,610 Deano: in the studio, I hope you prepared a What a World. 521 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:53,160 Campbell Brown: I did, and it's an unusual one this one. 522 00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:55,531 Brodie: Because they're always to straight. Yeah, you're right. 523 00:23:55,531 --> 00:24:01,670 Deano: Don't move. Welcome back to the Browny's Podcast. From an airport, sitting on the ground 524 00:24:01,670 --> 00:24:04,850 Deano: in an airport, Campbell Brown, it is time for ... 525 00:24:05,230 --> 00:24:09,899 Campbell Brown: What a World. Now, scientists have found, through years and years of 526 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:16,470 Campbell Brown: study, that mushrooms actually can talk using electronical pulses that 527 00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:20,040 Campbell Brown: spike when fungi comes into contact with food sources or 528 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:26,190 Campbell Brown: potential dangers, right? Now, the Royal Society Open Science journal 529 00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:28,820 Campbell Brown: have been looking into this for a long, long time 530 00:24:29,070 --> 00:24:36,359 Campbell Brown: and Dr. Andrew Adamatzky, the professor from the Unconventional Computing 531 00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:38,761 Campbell Brown: Laboratory in the University of the West of England has- 532 00:24:38,761 --> 00:24:38,762 Jonathan Brown: Jeez, there's some big words here. 533 00:24:38,762 --> 00:24:38,763 Brodie: I know. 534 00:24:38,763 --> 00:24:38,763 Jonathan Brown: Including electronical. 535 00:24:38,763 --> 00:24:54,820 Campbell Brown: He's at the helm of this study, this focus group, and he's found out that four species of fungi, mushrooms, can actually talk to each other 536 00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:00,850 Campbell Brown: through electronic pulses and he has recorded up to 50 words 537 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:06,500 Campbell Brown: in their vocabulary, this bloke. That, to me, is outstanding 538 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:10,790 Campbell Brown: science and it just got me wondering whether this ( beep) scientist 539 00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:15,970 Campbell Brown: is on the magic mushrooms, because we can't hear them 540 00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:19,080 Campbell Brown: talk, no one can hear them talk, especially 50 words. What 541 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:19,660 Campbell Brown: a world. 542 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:21,109 Jonathan Brown: It's amazing. 543 00:25:21,490 --> 00:25:23,820 Deano: Brodes, finally, the phone number for the voicemail again. 544 00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:28,330 Brodie: 0- 4- 3- 4-1- 6- 9- 2- 4- 3. We 545 00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:30,010 Brodie: look forward to receiving your voicemails. 546 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,900 Deano: Dog, before you get on your plane, anything to add? 547 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:34,501 Campbell Brown: It's Warrnambool week, JB. 548 00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:39,120 Jonathan Brown: It is, too. Warrnambool races, my great champion, Bit of a Lad, the 549 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:40,720 Jonathan Brown: Phar Lap of the bush is running tomorrow. 550 00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:45,420 Campbell Brown: I arrive back tonight and I'm on a drive down 551 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:48,500 Campbell Brown: to Warrnambool tomorrow morning. I'll be there to give you 552 00:25:49,190 --> 00:25:50,410 Campbell Brown: an update of Bit of a Lad. 553 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:53,510 Jonathan Brown: Gamble responsibly. That's all I'll say. I'm not saying he's not 554 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,440 Jonathan Brown: going to win, but gamble responsibly. 555 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,300 Brodie: That absolutely means that he's no chance of winning. 556 00:25:57,670 --> 00:26:00,520 Deano: Dog, get home safe. We've got a big show this Friday. 557 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,030 Deano: We'll talk to you soon, gang. 558 00:26:02,130 --> 00:26:02,510 Campbell Brown: Can't wait. 559 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:09,250 Jonathan Brown: Let's hit it, boys ( singing).