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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 2: We absolutely adore this woman and you can see her

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Speaker 2: at the Sydney State Theater. What a magnificent theater. It

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Speaker 2: is Saturday, the eighth of July. Now. Tickets are on

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Speaker 2: silent Juliamorris dot com.

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Speaker 1: It is the magnamis why I mean very very very

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Speaker 1: big cello to you too.

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Speaker 3: This is exciting. I mean for a big announcement like

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Speaker 3: this where you will be touring.

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Speaker 4: Good news is it's only six months away, so you've

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Speaker 4: got time too. Well pere yourself emotionally for the.

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Speaker 3: Spectac Have you prepared anything yet? Like? How far out

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Speaker 3: will you start thinking? I'm on stage in a day.

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Speaker 1: I already had a show ready to go in twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty which was cancer a right, and I wasn't.

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Speaker 4: Canceled, but the show was, and then twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 4: and then this year I was just too busy, and.

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Speaker 1: So next year it felt like the I normally do

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Speaker 1: a big stand up to every two years. Right, Yes, I've.

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Speaker 4: Gathered about six years worth of material. Now you know what,

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Speaker 4: It's nearly time for me to cry on the internet.

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Speaker 2: You and playing some amazing venues all around Australia. You've

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Speaker 2: got the Thebinine Theater and Adelaide, you've got the Home

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Speaker 2: of the Arts up of the Gold Coast. You're playing

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Speaker 2: some huge and state theater. I just actually, actually I

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Speaker 2: was thinking this the other day, Julia. I went and

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Speaker 2: saw the comedians, which was Mick Malloy, Sam Paying, Mardy

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Speaker 2: sheer Gold and Lawrence Mooning.

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Speaker 1: They're amazing. Now they strip in their show, do they.

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Speaker 4: Isn't that the black the black downs.

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Speaker 1: They had on on the internet strip?

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Speaker 2: They do have their own dressing gowns, but they wear

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Speaker 2: them in the green room. I think not on stage

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Speaker 2: because you'll get people leaving straight away.

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Speaker 4: I mean the green room when you're surfing and the

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Speaker 4: wave curls over you.

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Speaker 3: No, this is your first tour, is it.

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Speaker 2: I think I was smoking a bit in the in

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Speaker 2: the room.

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Speaker 3: That's what that can happen.

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Speaker 2: But I know this and we can't wait for this

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Speaker 2: because seventy five years in the business, which is your

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Speaker 2: first joke there? And I really really love it. But

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Speaker 2: I reckon down the track, Julia. You could grab a

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Speaker 2: group of friends and do something similar to the comedian,

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Speaker 2: something like a Denise Scott or a Judith Lucy who

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Speaker 2: are working together now or a kiddy Flatnagan.

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Speaker 1: You guys would be amazing.

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Speaker 4: We would be amazing. But I don't know if they

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Speaker 4: feel the same way. But we've got no intention of

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Speaker 4: splitting the fee into a quarter.

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Speaker 1: Mummy wants to shake that money me again, money.

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Speaker 3: Me, I get it. It's the same reason ed Sheeran's

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Speaker 3: not in the band total twenty tours, all the money

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Speaker 3: goes to him.

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Speaker 4: Every I'm outside the house, guess where it'll be going

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Speaker 4: ker Mfchen kids.

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Speaker 3: Well do you know what in your stand up tour

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Speaker 3: and now that you've made a bit of a change

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Speaker 3: to your marital status, do you reflect on this or

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Speaker 3: is there that you Julia mentioned in the stand.

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Speaker 4: Up Yeah, well it's been twenty years since I was

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Speaker 4: a single lady. And I don't mean going out picking up.

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Speaker 4: I just mean how do you respond to being a

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Speaker 4: single person. I'm actually I think I'm very good at

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Speaker 4: being married.

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Speaker 1: But I like that bit.

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Speaker 3: We had a list of the top ten things you

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Speaker 3: should know about your partner, but the one that we

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Speaker 3: got stumbled on and don't he's written a book or

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Speaker 3: you've got to buy. You've gotta buy, you gotta buy

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Speaker 3: tickets for the eighth of July.

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Speaker 1: That one certainly do.

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Speaker 3: But we were talking about flirting techniques and I looked

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Speaker 3: at each other and went, I don't really know how

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Speaker 3: to flirt. I don't really flirt anymore. I mean, for

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Speaker 3: you back out there, do you know how to flirt?

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Speaker 4: No, We'll Also, I've been such a self sorcer over

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Speaker 4: the years. My ex husband thought that it was the

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Speaker 4: giving compliments is fake. So, like I would frock myself

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Speaker 4: up if we were having a night out and I

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Speaker 4: said f R O c.

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Speaker 3: K, yeah, yeah, I got it.

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Speaker 1: I get all ready.

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Speaker 4: I come downstairs and say are you ready? Like are

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Speaker 4: you ready?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So I would do stuff like like, no, wonder, I'm

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Speaker 4: so needy. I always do stuff like look in the mirror.

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Speaker 1: Of or lady Jy, you look beautiful, And he.

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Speaker 3: Would say, when are you going to get changed?

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Speaker 1: Exactly?

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Speaker 2: You know, We've been asking Dr Chris Brown for years

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Speaker 2: to go on one of these dating shows, whether it's

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Speaker 2: Married at First Sight or The Bachelor. Wouldn't that be

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Speaker 2: for Channel ten? Wouldn't that be a huge double Bachelor

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Speaker 2: and bachelorette Julia Morrison Doctor Chris Brown?

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Speaker 1: No, we don't need to search.

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Speaker 4: I think for doctor Chris Brown, could not there not

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Speaker 4: be anything more enticing than a woman who's nearly in

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Speaker 4: her mid fifties with teenage children, who's been through an

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Speaker 4: intense amount of trauma.

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Speaker 1: I think I could be the lady of his dreams.

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Speaker 4: There.

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Speaker 3: What would concern me if I started dating doctor Chris Brown,

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Speaker 3: as we've spoken about before on the show, is he's

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Speaker 3: such a dedicated and good photographer. I'd be nervous that

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Speaker 3: we'd be in bed, he'd roll over and now he's

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Speaker 3: brought out his cannon five D and he's looking at

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Speaker 3: this wilderness park.

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Speaker 1: A nowfully long man's daughter.

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Speaker 2: He's not the sunrise you want to do.

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Speaker 4: You guys, remember when you're over in Africa and we

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Speaker 4: all sat down, we were in that hilarious house, and

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Speaker 4: then at any given point you're chatting and I of

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Speaker 4: course find myself fascinating most of the time, which must

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Speaker 4: be lovely to live with. And the doctor all of

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Speaker 4: a sudden he would leap up and run away go on,

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Speaker 4: which I think will fair enough. You know, I wasn't

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Speaker 4: that interesting, And then I'd hear the car.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, there's no need to auld drive.

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Speaker 4: Away and there'd be some sunset over the Drakensburg Mountain

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Speaker 4: on because you ain't do that every night, you mean

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Speaker 4: snaps this mountain.

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Speaker 3: In the doctor.

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Speaker 2: What an absolute nerdy?

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Speaker 1: Is is he?

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Speaker 3: Beautiful nerds?

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Speaker 4: We are finally heading back to Africa.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe our luck.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, and they're sending us over the easter. They're sending

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Speaker 4: us in April, which is going to be.

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Speaker 1: The perfect temperature.

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Speaker 4: Okay, And I'm hearing whispers only yesterday from Stephen Tait

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Speaker 4: at Channel ten that the casting.

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Speaker 2: Is out of this world, out of this world. Do

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Speaker 2: you know that you're featured on Maxim's Top one hundred.

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Speaker 2: You came in at number eighty three. Is anyone informed

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Speaker 2: you with this? Someone's just told me this and fed

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Speaker 2: me this.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't be more pleasing myself. Mind you, there's nothing

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Speaker 4: of me. I'm not promoting any sort of Kim Kardashi

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Speaker 4: in white.

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Speaker 1: Low right, But yeah, you look amazing.

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Speaker 4: Oh listen, I don't know if the cameras will pick

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Speaker 4: this up because in the dust was let me pull

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Speaker 4: my trousers up because they're also falling down.

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Speaker 3: Are you looking at Oh wow? Oh my god, you're

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Speaker 3: an athlete.

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Speaker 1: Very Stevie Nicks today, will.

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Speaker 4: You figure if you're lining it out, just look like

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Speaker 4: you want to.

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Speaker 3: Now you're jumping up and down.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot going on. It's not ideal.

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Speaker 2: You are the best. I mean, Sydney State hit at

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Speaker 2: what an iconic theater in itself. As Saturday eighth of July,

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Speaker 2: Julia is performing. If you want tickets, go to Juliamorris

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Speaker 2: dot com. We love you to death.

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Speaker 1: Julia Tea for Christmas present idea, do it now, do.

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Speaker 2: It now, get it out of the way and in

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Speaker 2: July you've got an amazing Christmas present. There you go.

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Speaker 1: Couldn't dig it more God, I love you both.

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Speaker 3: Thanks Julia Mares.

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