Speaker 1: Jane Holl I've got so much show and Share for
Speaker 1: you today, wait for this.
Speaker 2: But can I also say, welcome to the podcast Harry
Speaker 2: Butler in the wild. What do you mean, Harry Butler
Speaker 2: in the world? Is this the Robert Irwin kind of Khaki?
Speaker 3: I bought it from Europe. I bought it in Europe.
Speaker 2: For how many years am I going to have to
Speaker 2: put up with you saying things like I bought it?
Speaker 1: Well, not many, because this was just a T shirt
Speaker 1: and it was essential because I ruined a few T
Speaker 1: shirts I brought from home because washing machines, you.
Speaker 2: Know, when you don't know the washing machine, yes, it
Speaker 2: can be an issue. And the European waters much mare,
Speaker 2: I know that's rash. Now what am I?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: First things first, I did say show and Share. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was show and tell when we were little.
Speaker 2: It absolutely was. It's been taken.
Speaker 1: Out come show and Share, and it's political madness, god crazy,
Speaker 1: I mean political correctness?
Speaker 3: God mad?
Speaker 2: Is it? Because you're not supposed to tell people anything anymore?
Speaker 1: I think that covers off kids that don't want to speak,
Speaker 1: and I've got a couple of them, so I understand.
Speaker 3: Speaking of show and Share, Okay.
Speaker 2: So if the kid doesn't want to speak and it's
Speaker 2: just a share situation, do they just get up and
Speaker 2: go Yes, that's it. Yeah, well that's a very exciting.
Speaker 2: I don't want to I want to hear the story
Speaker 2: behind it.
Speaker 3: I can imagine you did you love show and Tell? Did? I?
Speaker 2: Was it my time to shine? Indeed? It was did
Speaker 2: you have Q card? Absolutely? I had an index of
Speaker 2: notes ready to go on whatever it was that I
Speaker 2: was presenting to the class.
Speaker 1: You know my middle sister, because I came along very late.
Speaker 1: Basically I've got a completely different history to the.
Speaker 3: Rest of my family, and I.
Speaker 1: Was completely serendipity my dad an unexpected surprise. But my
Speaker 1: sister had the best Show and Tell Livy. Yeah it
Speaker 1: was me.
Speaker 2: Oh, of course a baby doll.
Speaker 1: So she was in maybe grade three and she just
Speaker 1: rolled up to school that day going I got this,
Speaker 1: Oh you've got smurfs? Have you you got a doll
Speaker 1: that wheeze in its own toilet? Fine, look at what
Speaker 1: I've got, And it was me.
Speaker 2: You were a beautiful baby too.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of show and share for you, though,
Speaker 1: because last time we caught up you did mention the
Speaker 1: magic word Temu, and yes, I.
Speaker 3: Just want to take you through the pitfalls.
Speaker 2: Okay, yea yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 3: The extraordinary delight.
Speaker 2: Okay, But I just let's take it back a step, sure,
Speaker 2: because I didn't even understand that existed. I'd heard the
Speaker 2: word out about and in the zeitgeist. You know, you
Speaker 2: know people were team mooing all over the shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're either team or team sheen or shine
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's called sheen. Yeah. I don't know anything about any
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: And also I just want to give you a disclaimer
Speaker 1: while you're making up your mind. People do not like Temu.
Speaker 1: It's a controversial choice.
Speaker 2: Has it been canceled?
Speaker 1: Well, because it's all very cheap and you've got to wonder,
Speaker 1: oh how things are so cheap?
Speaker 2: Okay? Because I my head was turned by a number
Speaker 2: of solar lights that you've got downstairs, which actually looked
Speaker 2: quite high quality. And now I said to you, these are fantastic.
Speaker 2: What are these? And I got one word, TEAMU correct,
Speaker 2: So talk me through it, all right. So I just
Speaker 2: wanted to put together a set of pitfalls and win.
Speaker 2: It's the good, the bad, and the ugly, all right,
Speaker 2: And you just don't know what it is going to be. Also,
Speaker 2: there seems to be a lack of respect for TEAMU,
Speaker 2: even from Australia posts, because this parcel that I am
Speaker 2: unboxing for you in the in the words of our time,
Speaker 2: palans of our time was literally thrown over the fence.
Speaker 2: They just thought, here's some crap from exactly No one cares,
Speaker 2: but I do care.
Speaker 3: So let's do the good first.
Speaker 2: Lovely, I'm wearing a skirt from now that is extraordinary,
Speaker 2: not only because it is from Timu obviously, but I
Speaker 2: haven't seen you wear a skirt the entire time I've
Speaker 2: known you. Yes, really, I'm quite serious. You're sporting a
Speaker 2: natty little well it's a long line.
Speaker 3: Do you remember those mornings with Burnton They have like a.
Speaker 1: Little catwalk show and then someone would narrat it and
Speaker 1: this walking around going okay, So.
Speaker 2: What we have here from Timuru is a lovely dark
Speaker 2: denim longline skirts, got your buttons down the front, burt
Speaker 2: and it's got everything that you could possibly need as
Speaker 2: far as easy access. And what I love about this
Speaker 2: is the way spand is really comfortable and it tucks
Speaker 2: you behind in right where it needs to go, and
Speaker 2: your legs look look at look at that flexibility. You
Speaker 2: could ride a bike in that thing, could you though?
Speaker 3: How much Moira?
Speaker 2: And for the great price of thirty nine ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Try thirteen thirty four? Who that's right? Wow, that's right.
Speaker 2: So this is a combination of our budget, our budget
Speaker 2: busting bitties and TEAMU Yes. Wow, okay, wow, so that's
Speaker 2: the good. So that obviously arrived and you went, wow,
Speaker 2: nailed this. Nud it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, nad it. Yeah, this is so good. Bad and ugly, right,
Speaker 1: so good?
Speaker 3: This is bad.
Speaker 2: Okay. I just had a dream that we just love yellow,
Speaker 2: don't you.
Speaker 3: I do love yellow.
Speaker 1: I'm having a yellow moment, and I thought, wouldn't it
Speaker 1: be nice to just have something in the boot of
Speaker 1: the rav four? Yeah, you know, when the weather gets
Speaker 1: it's better, and you know I can sit in the park.
Speaker 3: Oh and you know watch peg Kicker footy.
Speaker 2: You're never going to do that number one.
Speaker 3: And also it's not really water proof.
Speaker 2: No, that looks like a tablecloth from a party supplies
Speaker 2: place that is designed for your one usage.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's a bad that's awful.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of something I could use it
Speaker 1: for and I've come up with it's a nice little
Speaker 1: cover for the bunnies, for my darling bunny.
Speaker 2: I was going to suggest the yes, that's okay, so
Speaker 2: I will keep it. It's right, And how much you pay?
Speaker 2: Sit your back?
Speaker 3: Six bucks?
Speaker 2: Maybe okay?
Speaker 3: Now here's for the ugly.
Speaker 1: And also what drugs was I on when I if
Speaker 1: this arrived and I went at a I don't remember
Speaker 1: putting it in the cart.
Speaker 3: I double checked, I did.
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 1: I had a vague memory of it. I don't remember
Speaker 1: putting you in the cart. And then if I did
Speaker 1: put it in the cart.
Speaker 2: Why okay? Why what's it a deliri? It's a roll
Speaker 2: of paper towels? Why you just get handy ultras or whatever?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? What I just thought.
Speaker 1: It had a picture of All I can say is
Speaker 1: that maybe I thought they would be cuter than they were.
Speaker 2: I've warned you about novelty items of any designer. That's ridiculous. Way,
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't want to be opening it with
Speaker 2: your mouth. You literally don't know where it's come from. No,
Speaker 2: but it's not even pretty.
Speaker 3: No, and they're look they're thin?
Speaker 2: Oh is that it? Are they facial wipes or it's
Speaker 2: it's listen, that's not even absorbent. What that's water repellent is?
Speaker 2: What that is? What does it say?
Speaker 3: The flamingo is cute?
Speaker 2: No, it's not pink. It's like your bad orange pink.
Speaker 2: It doesn't count. It's got some writing on it. What
Speaker 2: does it say that me my glasses on? Oh? It
Speaker 2: says ran yang ran yang. Okay, well that's handy. No
Speaker 2: dan yang, oh dan yang even better. Anyway, every kitchen
Speaker 2: needs blow your nose on its sweetheart and see if
Speaker 2: it soaks up. That's not so it's hit and miss,
Speaker 2: but the hints are good and the misses won't cost
Speaker 2: you that much. Okay. So would you suggest even though
Speaker 2: I am, you know, later adapted to everything, Yeah, would
Speaker 2: you suggest that I crack on?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Okay, the bilbies are warming up as we speak.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a few search terms. Oh okay, Actually,
Speaker 1: what is something that you really want? And then we
Speaker 1: can check in next time you have a podcast? What
Speaker 1: is something I want? Those table lamps?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: So what would you put in rechargeable? Rechargeable recharge Yes,
Speaker 2: but then will you get all sorts of other like
Speaker 2: crazy things that you don't want that to rechargeable?
Speaker 3: If you're lucky.
Speaker 1: All right, Let's move on to Hall's hacks. It's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite segments that we do together. Last time,
Speaker 1: we talked about your craft hack to bring instant gratification
Speaker 1: and enjoy to your life and excellent mental health, which
Speaker 1: I think we all want.
Speaker 3: Yes, I ask.
Speaker 1: Me how many times I've got out the crochet hook
Speaker 1: since we spoke last.
Speaker 3: Exactly zero. It's not for me.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just take a leaf out of my
Speaker 2: book for once and do something that I suggest? Just
Speaker 2: one thing.
Speaker 3: I made a great beef.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. Did you poison anyone? No? I didn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't beef Wellington.
Speaker 3: No, no, it wasn't beef Wellington. I'm what have you got?
Speaker 2: I'm going to start off with a sad story, because
Speaker 2: you know I am a penniless waif. Yes, I do
Speaker 2: know that. I thought there's a thing that's sort of
Speaker 2: well documented. When you don't have a lot of money,
Speaker 2: you go and buy yourself a little item like a lipstick, right,
Speaker 2: and it makes you. It brings you joy because you've
Speaker 2: purchased something pretty. You can go in your face, all right,
Speaker 2: it's the endorphins. So I found myself in Mecca, and
Speaker 2: I thought I had a little, lovely little lipstick once
Speaker 2: upon a time. What is it? What are you doing
Speaker 2: in Mecca? You're poor? Don't even go in? This is
Speaker 2: my point. So I went, no, I'm going in. I'm
Speaker 2: going in and I'm going to get that. And it's
Speaker 2: Shanta Carl right. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2: What does it cost? Watering? What that one costa? Get
Speaker 2: up there, get it off? The lady go up to
Speaker 2: the counter, hand it over, go thanks, he I'll have
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 3: I love that shape.
Speaker 2: I love that shade amore, it's called I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh, and the girl that Mecca couldn't give a shit
Speaker 1: about your story, especially not.
Speaker 2: When they're dealing with someone over fifty. They don't want
Speaker 2: us in their shop.
Speaker 3: But also who cares? God, it must be hard to
Speaker 3: work in sales.
Speaker 2: Well it must be. But anyway, so she hands it.
Speaker 2: I hand it to her and say thanks. She goes,
Speaker 2: would you like a box? No? No, no, it's fine.
Speaker 2: That'll be seventy.
Speaker 3: Dollars for a lipstick.
Speaker 2: I want to show you like, this is not made
Speaker 2: of gold dust, do you understand? Don't wind it up?
Speaker 2: All right? Be careful, be careful, it.
Speaker 1: Might just have that looks like Murphy's Peanuts too. By
Speaker 1: the way, it's going to really change things up when
Speaker 1: you let next put it on.
Speaker 3: That's terrific.
Speaker 2: That's just something I can't get at mine now. But anyway,
Speaker 2: that's got to last me approximately twenty seven years.
Speaker 3: Oh, as my grand would say, that'll see you out,
Speaker 3: That will.
Speaker 2: Send me out. They'll carry me out in the box
Speaker 2: with that lipstick on my lips. Absolutely, I thought, no,
Speaker 2: no more of this spending money. So the next time,
Speaker 2: seventy dollars for lipstick, nearly crazy. There were hot tears
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 3: It's too late.
Speaker 2: I was too embarrassed, yeah, to say, actually I won't
Speaker 2: have that. Actually I feel like crying even now thinking
Speaker 2: about it. Seventy I had to go, no problem, did
Speaker 2: the card. Thank goodness the card worked. Of course I
Speaker 2: couldn't buy groceries for six weeks, but anyway, that's a nice.
Speaker 1: Worth of frozen multi grain bread and sausages, so it's
Speaker 1: exactly right out.
Speaker 2: I went straight into Kmart, where I found my new
Speaker 2: Hall's Hack, which is the scentered candle that does not
Speaker 2: give you an instant stress headache. Good, do not spend
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty dollars on you dip teeks or
Speaker 2: whatever that is.
Speaker 1: I'll be the judge of that because I'm very sensitive
Speaker 1: in the NASA, I know to cheap sense.
Speaker 2: There is nothing synthetic about this, and I burn it
Speaker 2: at home. It's in a lovely glass bottle. Eight dollars.
Speaker 2: Give it to me now, well, I will, because it
Speaker 2: is a present for you, not the present last time.
Speaker 2: It was a hand knitted beam. Don't you say I
Speaker 2: do nothing for you? Now that it's okay? Isn't it
Speaker 2: fresh linen? Which I know is one of your very
Speaker 2: favorite things?
Speaker 3: And this is one of my favorite things in the
Speaker 3: whole world.
Speaker 2: So do not spend I saved myself about one hundred
Speaker 2: bucks with that purchase. That's eight dollars from km up.
Speaker 3: Okay does t MB mean?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure?
Speaker 3: T is lemon and lime? M Oh my god.
Speaker 1: These are the notes notes? Okay, note she came out.
Speaker 1: It's got a bit up itself finding it's top notes
Speaker 1: and middle notes and bass notes.
Speaker 2: It's run away with something there, I grant you well.
Speaker 1: The base notes are musk amber and sandalwood and nay
Speaker 1: are my face.
Speaker 2: I don't normally like musket all, but I swear to
Speaker 2: you put that on downstairs. It'll cover up the smell
Speaker 2: of those disgusting bunny rabbits and Murphy's farts and your
Speaker 2: three teenagers. What about my farts though, oh might not
Speaker 2: work on your farts, going to trans them. It's got
Speaker 2: a big blue sticker on the sense fragrant candle fresh linen. Question,
Speaker 2: Jane Hall, you fancy bitch, which way do you have
Speaker 2: it facing out like this with the sticker out? No?
Speaker 2: I don't want anyone to realize I got it from
Speaker 2: your kmart. Well, I can't wait to try that. Thank you.
Speaker 2: And this is your second present. What's that? This is
Speaker 2: your body wash from your supermarket. I love these people.
Speaker 2: They're called unlabeled. I mean this is non spawn.
Speaker 3: This everything's non sponn let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we know that we can't get anyone to
Speaker 2: give any money once. Yes, God can all get fucked haha.
Speaker 2: So unlabeled right, this smells identical to my Aesop body wash.
Speaker 2: What that I used to own in ye olden days
Speaker 2: when when you were rich. When I want you to
Speaker 2: undo this now and get the nazzle into.
Speaker 1: That, because I have a confession. And I know I'm
Speaker 1: not the only one. I have bought the ASoP hand wash.
Speaker 1: It is my favorite Aesop Aesop. However, you say that
Speaker 1: it is lovely? Yes, it's my favorite. And I went
Speaker 1: to treat myself forty seven dollars.
Speaker 2: No, you're not doing that. I could not do it.
Speaker 2: Jane that may You've got to draw the line. I
Speaker 2: couldn't do it and is nine dollars.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Well, I have been known to refill my origin someone
Speaker 1: for the last fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Darling, you can refill it with that, as far as
Speaker 2: I'm concerned. Have a smell. Isn't it lovely? Isn't it shade?
Speaker 2: I'm not expensively familiar.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I have lost count of the
Speaker 1: amount of Google searches I've done. Hand wash, good hand wash,
Speaker 1: good body wash.
Speaker 2: I give you the unlabeled galeranium, Jack gingeranium.
Speaker 3: What supermarket? Any of them?
Speaker 2: Your wullies? Eight dollars. I know. I just was loving
Speaker 2: myself sick after the lipstick incident which made me lose
Speaker 2: the will to live. I have redeemed myself with these
Speaker 2: two holes hacks.
Speaker 1: I am going to add to thee Now have you
Speaker 1: heard of the Brandon Lenes very posh. It's from Mecca
Speaker 1: or you know, no, it is from Mecca or maybe
Speaker 1: another one. So for uself, somewhere somewhere that we can't go, Yes,
Speaker 1: somewhere that the minute we approach a big get smart.
Speaker 2: Style door comes up says get out. You've got no money.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: I give you Lano lips ointment. They also do a
Speaker 1: sleep treatment.
Speaker 2: Oh I'd love that. Does it have your magnesia minute?
Speaker 1: Because not for the lips. No, I've tried everything. This
Speaker 1: is the best. I'm giving that to you, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to scooch upstairs before you go and get you
Speaker 1: the sleep treatment.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. Hang on.
Speaker 3: Secondly, okay, great this have you heard of this? It is?
Speaker 3: And also that's like nine dollars, not sixty dollars.
Speaker 2: I love it how it's called the one oh one
Speaker 2: ointment like ointment one o one. That's all you need.
Speaker 3: It's the best.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: It is the best.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: But can I just ask if you used this already?
Speaker 1: I just used it then when you were talking. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's a used gift.
Speaker 2: Well not really. I just put someone so that you
Speaker 2: could go, Oh, I see it it's great. I do
Speaker 2: see it is great.
Speaker 1: Then have you heard of this kind collective miracle glow
Speaker 1: skin serum. I mean this sounds like an advertorial now,
Speaker 1: but we never see each other unless it's in this studio.
Speaker 2: We've got to share this stuff. Occasionally. We will send
Speaker 2: each other random text messages of just like a product.
Speaker 1: I'm still not over that handhh okay, so this is
Speaker 1: I've got it on now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you look beautiful and glowey. And it's just that.
Speaker 1: I will get you tips on how to put it on.
Speaker 1: It is cheap as chips. It is the best thing.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I just have that on my skin.
Speaker 2: Does it have any sort of coverage?
Speaker 1: No, it's what you do is you drop a bit
Speaker 1: on your pointy bits, oh yeah, and then you just
Speaker 1: brush it.
Speaker 2: I brush it in.
Speaker 1: I've made up for the application. But it is fabulous.
Speaker 1: Use this one. And if it's not your color, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I've got another one upstairs. All right, Oh my, thanks
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: And I love how it's called kind collective. We've been
Speaker 2: very kind today.
Speaker 3: Yes, I can't wait for you to try.
Speaker 2: You're gonna love it like you.
Speaker 3: All right now?
Speaker 1: As you know, I am mad on decluttering. I find that.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's face it, that's only been a recent occurrence.
Speaker 3: I've been doing it on and off, mainly on for two.
Speaker 2: Years, so I know. But that's how much clutter you had.
Speaker 2: If you just lived, if you just lived a simpler
Speaker 2: life and a more organized life, which I have tried
Speaker 2: to tell you to do you have for decades, maybe
Speaker 2: you would be in this situation.
Speaker 1: Well, I am almost out of it. I can see
Speaker 1: the light at the end of the tunnel. I've got
Speaker 1: one more hard rubbish collection in you. It's being put
Speaker 1: together right now, and it's booked for two weeks.
Speaker 2: There's body bags out the front of the house. Is
Speaker 2: that God? All crap in it? That needs to go?
Speaker 3: All of it, all of it. It's the last one.
Speaker 1: Wow, congratulations, And I really think that's it. You must
Speaker 1: admit when you walked into my house today you went, oh,
Speaker 1: it feels clearer.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did, I said, it feels less chaotic. There
Speaker 2: are a number of sore. The way you're doing this
Speaker 2: is perplexing to me. Everything involves tubs, yes, plastic tubs.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's plastic tubs everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 2: They're lined up along walls, they're in the kids' bedrooms.
Speaker 2: There's even one in the toilet.
Speaker 1: It's because if I can't see it, it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: And it took me a while to work that out. Okay,
Speaker 1: but now I know that, and I'm forcing it onto
Speaker 1: my children too, because I feel like if you grew
Speaker 1: inside me, then maybe you will be that as well.
Speaker 2: Because all their rooms now have big tubs in them.
Speaker 2: It's fantastic. And they do owe us there fucking lie, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: they do.
Speaker 1: The problem I've had over the years, and I realized
Speaker 1: this just.
Speaker 2: The one problem you've come.
Speaker 3: To oh many many, Oh God, Jane, so many.
Speaker 2: No. Does it keep you do wake up at three
Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning going yes, I screwed that.
Speaker 1: Up as well. Well, No, because I don't believe in regrets.
Speaker 1: I do regret not moving to Europe when I was
Speaker 1: twenty two, Yeah, and staying there forever ship sailed. I
Speaker 1: should have done that. It's the only thing I regret.
Speaker 1: Then I wouldn't have all these I wouldn't know you
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You can't. You can't regret anything.
Speaker 1: What I realized with the decluttering is that I had
Speaker 1: a block because I wanted everything out but some things
Speaker 1: were really too good to let go. And even though
Speaker 1: I knew that I didn't want that thing, it felt
Speaker 1: wrong to throw it away start it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I didn't know anyone I could give
Speaker 2: it to, right.
Speaker 3: So then I would just hang on to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Love that I've got the solution. Oh, I'm having an online.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this idea, do you? Yes? I love it.
Speaker 2: I believe you. And I tried it on radio back
Speaker 2: in the day, did we at some point? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure it did. Anyway, that's by the bye. And
Speaker 2: there's another thing we won't regrets.
Speaker 1: It has solved my issue with letting things go. So
Speaker 1: now I've got tubs that are rubbish tubs for the
Speaker 1: online garage sale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so you haven't launched it yet. No, I'm
Speaker 2: still collecting. But I feel so good about it.
Speaker 1: And I've brought you a few little examples of the
Speaker 1: greatest hits that you'll be able to see that fit
Speaker 1: the description of can't throw it away. Someone's gonna want it, yes,
Speaker 1: but it's not me. Okay, great.
Speaker 3: For example, Well, here's a here's here's an example.
Speaker 1: Okay, cheesels socks still in the packet, size seven to twelve.
Speaker 1: I can't throw them out.
Speaker 2: I don't. I can't throw them out. Look, I could
Speaker 2: easily throw those out there so ugly. Somebody will want them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but do you do you it's a community service for
Speaker 2: you not to pass that crap onto someone. Come on,
Speaker 2: Cheesels are a great snap. Cheesels are great in my mouth,
Speaker 2: not on my feet. Sorry, they're dead to me. No really, yep,
Speaker 2: they will sell everything's like two bucks, three bucks. Let's
Speaker 2: make a mental note to check out after the online garage.
Speaker 1: Say to see you've paid what for the cheesels socks? Okay,
Speaker 1: what are you going to say? They're going to go forwards?
Speaker 2: You guess fifty cents?
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's good. And then I've got this.
Speaker 2: Came with another one too. Oh that's darling. That and
Speaker 2: there was another they're cleaning, like I know what it's
Speaker 2: a dishbrush. If the other one was the other one
Speaker 2: a short one with shorthandle with bristles like a note.
Speaker 3: It had like a U shaped bristle.
Speaker 2: What's that used to clean? I don't know, but you
Speaker 2: know why.
Speaker 3: I mean, these are beautiful.
Speaker 2: I think that's lovely one. They're French because they're too
Speaker 2: good and oh yeah, and it.
Speaker 1: Just seems wasteful for me to have them on my
Speaker 1: sink and have coffee grounds and weird pastor on them.
Speaker 1: That's really beautiful. Someone, Yeah, someone's gonna will love you.
Speaker 1: And it's the set of two. They've got to go
Speaker 1: to a better home than mine.
Speaker 2: Might even be me that buys them. And then really,
Speaker 2: then we have historical artifacts.
Speaker 3: I give to you.
Speaker 2: Is that justin.
Speaker 1: I would recognize that plucked eye bra anywhere. It is
Speaker 1: a big Brother shot glass.
Speaker 2: That's right, and you've no need for a shot glass.
Speaker 1: No, but it still has the price the TAZ tag
Speaker 1: on it from the dream World gift store.
Speaker 2: And pray, tell what did it set you back in
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 3: Five ninety five.
Speaker 2: Well, that is no cheap shot glass.
Speaker 1: No, that's about seventeen thousand dollars in today's currency.
Speaker 2: Hopefully you'll get your money back on that, although I
Speaker 2: severely doubt it.
Speaker 1: So that is the sorts of things that I have
Speaker 1: no use for, but someone will love. I'm sure that's great.
Speaker 2: I wish you well. I know that the more gets
Speaker 2: you in trouble. I don't know that the online garage
Speaker 2: sale is going to definitely dig you out of that
Speaker 2: necessary hole. But you've got to start somewhere.
Speaker 1: Well, Elton John did one recently and proceeds went to charity,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to do the same thing.
Speaker 3: I just want this gone.
Speaker 2: Oh that's lovely, all right. I don't know that anyone's
Speaker 2: going to be bidding on that as they did for
Speaker 2: Sir Elton's stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean, no, Look, you could have a big Brother
Speaker 1: shot glass and a pair of cheesel socks or Dolly
Speaker 1: Parton's costume that she wore in the Joline film clip.
Speaker 3: But the choice is yours.
Speaker 2: I mean swings and roundabouts, my friends. Now, I want
Speaker 2: to play around of how very dare you? With you?
Speaker 1: And this is where we recount stories of people that
Speaker 1: have said very rude things to us, and we've wanted
Speaker 1: to say how.
Speaker 2: Very And it takes the breath out of your lungs.
Speaker 2: Feel true, you of oxygen absolutely, and the only thing
Speaker 2: you can think of is how very dare you? How
Speaker 2: very dare you? Do you have to do? You have
Speaker 2: one that you wish to go first with, I'd like
Speaker 2: you to go first. Oh okay, so this is a
Speaker 2: personal how very do you? Menopauses all the rage, and
Speaker 2: I'm tired of it as well. But anyway, I wanted
Speaker 2: to look into the fact that I hadn't had any
Speaker 2: estrogen in this body for approximately seventy five years. I'm
Speaker 2: still tickitty boo.
Speaker 3: I know you can't believe it.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe it.
Speaker 1: You are ancient, I know, yet with the inner workings
Speaker 1: of a teenager.
Speaker 2: Yeah, incredible. God, it's been several decades since my last mensis.
Speaker 2: If you will, Mensis, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, Peg is doing sex education in school
Speaker 1: and assigning.
Speaker 3: Deeply immature and inappropriate. Oh.
Speaker 1: She comes home, She's like, oh, we have sex he today.
Speaker 1: Go tell me everything. Did she get sent out? Would
Speaker 1: you get have you been said I prayed from your friends?
Speaker 2: Yet?
Speaker 1: She's like, no, they she's a lot more sensible than
Speaker 1: I am. I mean everybody is. But she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: the teachers preface every class with now girls, this is
Speaker 1: not funny.
Speaker 2: This is just so you know, this is not funny.
Speaker 1: And we were walking at the time, and I go, Peg, sorry,
Speaker 1: beg to differ. It is the funniest thing that ever
Speaker 1: happens in school year. Anyway, keep going, so mincis so
Speaker 1: I go to the doctor and I ask about HRT
Speaker 1: and she said, I'm sorry that ship has sailed.
Speaker 2: It's been too long. You've been too long without it.
Speaker 2: We can't give it to you. That's good, I think, so,
Speaker 2: wouldn't you. She said, let's send you off for a
Speaker 2: bone scan because you had such early menopause.
Speaker 3: What year was it? How old were you?
Speaker 2: Fourteen?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, I was about forty four.
Speaker 3: That is early.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I think, come on, ridiculous. So
Speaker 2: fit and healthy as an ox, strong as an ox.
Speaker 2: Turns out not, went for the bone scan, came back
Speaker 2: and to my great horror, I have what's called osteopenia.
Speaker 2: I knew you would love because of the penia.
Speaker 3: Yes, it sounds like penis.
Speaker 2: Not penis, not osteopenis. What is?
Speaker 3: It's your precursor.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a sting movie, if only it were. It's
Speaker 1: your precursor to your much more serious osteoporosis.
Speaker 2: Bones like talk, I could snap like a twig at
Speaker 2: any point.
Speaker 3: Do you do any resistance training?
Speaker 2: Not a jot? Well, then you should no wonder that
Speaker 2: these femurs are as weak as a kitten. So now
Speaker 2: I am showering down the dairy I am wandering around
Speaker 2: waving one kilo hand weights everywhere. That is good.
Speaker 3: You know that I've got the strap on one.
Speaker 2: I bet you have. Have you have you seen them? Great?
Speaker 3: Because it's incidental.
Speaker 2: I'll take you one step further than that. Guess what
Speaker 2: I bought from big w ankle weights? No, no, smart ass.
Speaker 2: They're good for when you just want to end it.
Speaker 2: You can just pin drop, just jump into the he
Speaker 2: never come out again. Thanks for the tip. That's going
Speaker 2: to be next week. No. I bought a weighted vest.
Speaker 4: For what of what your face when you delive in
Speaker 4: the words waited? It's great, I'm sure it is for
Speaker 4: your excitement is so funny.
Speaker 2: You're not wearing it now obviously you were because a
Speaker 2: Caen Twitter. Thanks with us. It's I'm like this, I'm
Speaker 2: walking along because I found out afterwards you're only supposed
Speaker 2: to start with the weighted vest. That's ten percent of
Speaker 2: your body weight. I weigh one hundred cain gees and
Speaker 2: you've got hal fit, struggling a lot tied. That is
Speaker 2: essentially for someone double.
Speaker 3: Us joking give me myself.
Speaker 2: Basically a holier. We've carried it around. What do you
Speaker 2: say to your class what do you say to yourself
Speaker 2: when you think of your fevers?
Speaker 1: Do you do?
Speaker 2: You find a nearby park bench and just go absolutely
Speaker 2: huffing and puffing up? You take raft? How do you
Speaker 2: take half of it out? Ships up? And you slip
Speaker 2: the weights in, slip the weights in, Jane, So I've
Speaker 2: gone the whole hog, because that's what I tend to do.
Speaker 2: Get osteopenia, fix it immediately. That's not how it works. Well,
Speaker 2: you know, I, how very damn dare you have osteopenia?
Speaker 2: Now I can't stop laughing at the penis.
Speaker 1: I that is an interesting story.
Speaker 3: I know it is.
Speaker 1: I inadvertently I carry too much weight too, But mine's
Speaker 1: like shopping and snacks for the kids, and mine's like
Speaker 1: thirty kilos, and I'll be huffing and puffing up the
Speaker 1: hill and I'm like, this is good for you.
Speaker 2: That's no no, What that is is cardiac arrest waiting
Speaker 2: to happen. Mate, Okay, you can't put too much weight
Speaker 2: on too quickly.
Speaker 1: I'll have to just go and minimize the purchasers. Osteopenia
Speaker 1: penia penius does sound like an old person's thing. But
Speaker 1: I can make you feel a bit better because twice
Speaker 1: in the last few months.
Speaker 3: I have had a fall because now you.
Speaker 2: Clearly haven't got osteopenia. Otherwise you would have broken a bone.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no injuries, none, none, And they were
Speaker 1: both very serious. But I've now taken like if my
Speaker 1: kid falls over, she falls over.
Speaker 2: But I'm of an age now where I don't fall over.
Speaker 2: I have a fall, have a fall, and you don't
Speaker 2: bounce back.
Speaker 1: The first I did bounce back, though, no worries. I
Speaker 1: had a little bruise on my knee from the second one.
Speaker 1: So the first one, I slid down my front steps
Speaker 1: rushing out to get an uber EAT's delivery.
Speaker 2: Sorry, but I love the thought of you falling over.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: And I was so nervous that the person would leave
Speaker 1: before I got the milk and the fruit, that I
Speaker 1: was on all fours, on all fours, going O coming,
Speaker 1: I have to fallen over.
Speaker 2: I've just had a fall.
Speaker 3: But I've just had a fool. I've just had a fall.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I got I was still in my udi and yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: got up. But the second one, it happened not that
Speaker 1: long ago, and I flew perpen to kill it. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the rush was. I was rushing from
Speaker 1: the outside inside. All three kids were in the living
Speaker 1: room just living their best lives. God, I'd love to
Speaker 1: be a teenager, just sit all day on my phone.
Speaker 1: The fuck that about? Jealous?
Speaker 3: Anyway, I was in a rush also in Actually I
Speaker 3: think I was in my son's mine was Is it.
Speaker 2: Not supposed to go at the front door? Swite? No,
Speaker 2: I was at the back and I was running.
Speaker 1: I was running getting something and I was walking so fast. Anyway,
Speaker 1: before I went to Europe, I still haven't done anything
Speaker 1: about it. But I ordered an umbrella and it was
Speaker 1: on back order. I wanted to I wanted a bit
Speaker 1: of shade for summer. Anyways, on back order, it came through.
Speaker 1: I got it, came in its own little sheath. The handle,
Speaker 1: the cloth handle was so placed that as I was
Speaker 1: running inside, my foot caught the handle.
Speaker 2: The skin style, I.
Speaker 3: Flew through the air landed. I was winded. I made
Speaker 3: a sound like this.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, my two sons were at the window, going, Mum,
Speaker 1: are you okay, I'm going I can't breathe.
Speaker 2: Someone dial trip Zerra, I'm okay, I'm okay. Leon in particular,
Speaker 2: is like, oh my god, MoMA, he thought I died.
Speaker 2: He was very dramatic, so I do to reassure him.
Speaker 2: I'm okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Then I started to laugh and everything was okay. While
Speaker 1: I was still laying on the floor in my oody,
Speaker 1: I cracked my phone.
Speaker 3: By the way, everything flew out of my hand. I
Speaker 3: said to.
Speaker 2: Kit, take a PHONEO, I want to see how far
Speaker 2: from the umbrella I got. Wow, long Jumpstar should have
Speaker 2: been in the Olympics with that.
Speaker 1: One I present to you, photographed my son.
Speaker 2: I have not.
Speaker 1: I have not been able to contain my excitement to
Speaker 1: share this with you.
Speaker 2: Ignore these stickers. Okay, don't even mention the stick o CA,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to mention.
Speaker 3: Please note on it the umbrella and the handle.
Speaker 2: When I shown a peg, she said, you look like
Speaker 2: the Wicked Witch of the West when the house lands
Speaker 2: on Earth if she was wearing an audio But yes,
Speaker 2: and this you are at least I want to say,
Speaker 2: two and a half to three meters away from the
Speaker 2: the point of my head would be at least three
Speaker 2: or four Superman, my hands were out. Do you know
Speaker 2: you've got form for this event? I know. Do you
Speaker 2: remember the Camberwell Fruit and Vegetable incident. Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Where I showed my full osteopenis.
Speaker 2: Every boodle because your skirt flew over your.
Speaker 1: Hit slippery surfaces. But that one was a handle that
Speaker 1: jumped out at me.
Speaker 2: They need to name an event after you.
Speaker 3: It's impressive, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It is so impressive, And I'm glad you're still with us.
Speaker 2: And if that had been me, I'd been fifty pieces
Speaker 2: by now, the famous wouldn't have stuck.
Speaker 3: I had not one injury.
Speaker 2: Take a photo.
Speaker 1: And also, please notice I've got my son's udi on.
Speaker 1: It's the pizza one. It's my least favorite because it's red.
Speaker 1: It's jarring in my peripheral vision. I like the avocado
Speaker 1: one or the Gray Friends one. And then you notice
Speaker 1: here what.
Speaker 2: Says that's your bumba in situ overdi? Yeah? What has
Speaker 2: your life come to? And I just want to thank
Speaker 2: my son. It truly is a member of your family
Speaker 2: who would dash out in a moment of great crisis
Speaker 2: and take the incriminate.
Speaker 3: His mumma told him to.
Speaker 2: He's only doing what I asked.
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about Booze. You know
Speaker 1: that I am I know still booze free.
Speaker 2: It's stally four years. James are really incredible. Look, I
Speaker 2: shouldn't say it's incredible, like it's a feat of some
Speaker 2: sort of human endurance. And also I don't want to
Speaker 2: take any credit because it was so easy.
Speaker 3: I know it's really hard.
Speaker 1: I believe it's so easy. You've never looked back, have
Speaker 1: you know? I know it is so hard for some people.
Speaker 2: And we have to preface it by saying it is
Speaker 2: a serious It is serious.
Speaker 1: It's so hard for so many people. For some reason,
Speaker 1: it wasn't hard for me.
Speaker 2: It's incredible, And I congratulate you and I salute you.
Speaker 2: I myself am not there yet, no, and you may
Speaker 2: not ever be, may not ever be. I've always enjoyed
Speaker 2: your savvy b and your honey soy chicken chips as
Speaker 2: an evening's entertainment.
Speaker 1: Sure, I mean, you know it's better. Where do you
Speaker 1: stand on low alcoholic drinks?
Speaker 2: Where do I begin? I've tried this, I've tried many,
Speaker 2: many different versions of it.
Speaker 3: What is that difference in percentage?
Speaker 2: It's half the ones that I've had have got half
Speaker 2: the amount of alcohol. Or I've also tried your zero
Speaker 2: alcohol wine. You may as well as you may as
Speaker 2: well as get a full bottle of Cottie's Cordial Yes
Speaker 2: and scullets straight from the bottle. Yes, that's what it
Speaker 2: tastes like. And there's just no joy in it. You know,
Speaker 2: people saying, haha, just replace my evening glass of wine.
Speaker 2: I get my wine gus out. Are you drinking for them?
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, you drinking the buzz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're drinking for the bars. So and I'm not
Speaker 2: advocating that that's what everyone has to do, but.
Speaker 3: That's what everyone does, okay, But.
Speaker 2: It's something that we don't talk about, you know, only
Speaker 2: I don't know, but.
Speaker 3: That vices are truly underrated.
Speaker 2: It is buzz free. I want to say, it's a
Speaker 2: buzz kill.
Speaker 3: And you just got to drink double.
Speaker 2: So that's what's happened. Instead of drinking like two and
Speaker 2: a half glasses of wine, I can chug back that
Speaker 2: bottle of your six percent Holcus and I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm sloshing around with liquid. And all I do is
Speaker 2: have to do twenty five wheas before I go to bed.
Speaker 3: Yes, and double the weights in your weight vest.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, because I've taken on that much sugar and I
Speaker 2: have tried across the board, many varieties, and I have
Speaker 2: seen one recently advertised on your internet, but I can't
Speaker 2: find it anywhere. So what's the point. I just get frustrated.
Speaker 2: I just go into Dan Murphy's and I think I'm
Speaker 2: going to be finding the blah blah, and then I
Speaker 2: can't find it. So I get the proper alcohol wine
Speaker 2: and then I just hate myself for the whole drive home.
Speaker 3: Don't hate yourself.
Speaker 2: I can't help it. I do because I look to
Speaker 2: you for inspiration and you've just been so incredible, and
Speaker 2: I just I can't do it. Yeah, but I keep
Speaker 2: everything in tubs.
Speaker 4: Two.
Speaker 2: You're not going to do that, certainly, I'm not. You're right.
Speaker 2: There's so many things that I'm not going to do
Speaker 2: that you do no, So I can just let that go.
Speaker 3: You absolutely must let it go.
Speaker 1: But I understand the appeal because when I did give
Speaker 1: up alcohol, we normally go, oh, what am I going
Speaker 1: to put in its place? Right? So I have I've
Speaker 1: got some that I've never ever opened.
Speaker 3: This one's a tricky one because what does it look like?
Speaker 2: Champ and.
Speaker 1: A pink champennoase that is that's got no booze in it.
Speaker 3: Got that, but you know what, just drink water. And
Speaker 3: then this one that's also Maggie beer has arranged to
Speaker 3: deny that.
Speaker 2: Well, is it fair? Juice based? It?
Speaker 1: I think it is just a another vehicle for her
Speaker 1: the juicex obsession.
Speaker 2: Yes, because we've never really understood it. Have we? Should
Speaker 2: we open it and have a little sip? Why not?
Speaker 2: It's warm too, My favorite way to enjoy a bevera.
Speaker 1: The one thing I do love about this is the
Speaker 1: most exciting part of any drink.
Speaker 3: Is the pop.
Speaker 2: And even oh okay, that's I haven't got a glass
Speaker 2: are We're just gonna we get a necket out of
Speaker 2: the bottle. That's delicious? Is it? Does it have alcohol
Speaker 2: in it? Oh? My god, I hope non alcoholic. All right,
Speaker 2: we'll give it to me. I'll be the judge of it.
Speaker 1: That's delicious, and I've tried them all anyway. In the end,
Speaker 1: I just went now, if I want to have a drink,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a diet coke or a glass of water.
Speaker 3: But that's delicious.
Speaker 2: Have some.
Speaker 3: This is not an ad by the way, for makey beer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's delicious. What it is to give you
Speaker 2: as it's apple ties the supermarket. Remember I used to
Speaker 2: love apple. That's what my parents, who were non drinkers,
Speaker 2: would get for special occasions when we had people coming over. Yes,
Speaker 2: in an alcoholic sparkling apple juice. I love Maggie, but
Speaker 2: that's what that is. I'm not drinking a whole bottle
Speaker 2: of that. There's just this. I'd rather eat a packet
Speaker 2: of lollies. They're upset it.
Speaker 1: What are your favorite lollies? Do you know what I've discovered?
Speaker 1: The sour gummies?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what are you twelve?
Speaker 3: I think so? And now I only eat them and
Speaker 3: I keep them in the fridge. I'll so they're hard.
Speaker 2: A score big acid or whatever it is that mate,
Speaker 2: that's going to burn the entire surface of your tongue off.
Speaker 2: If you keep doing that, and you're going to do
Speaker 2: you're going to get poos that are really zingy and
Speaker 2: you know really well, yeah, like you'll burn your anus
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: I'll look forward to that. See what I've given it
Speaker 1: a fair nudge. Well, tell you what, and I haven't
Speaker 1: felt any.
Speaker 2: Don't call me when I need a coldposcopy. No sorry,
Speaker 2: cold A colposcopy is in your vagina, So I meant
Speaker 2: to say colonoscopy. Yeah, I said, I wanted to say
Speaker 2: a coldposcopy? What is it? Koscopy is like you know
Speaker 2: in China. You know when you have a what's the
Speaker 2: bilbie doing? The bilbie's role playing is out and is
Speaker 2: going to perform a speculum? All right? God is shape shifting?
Speaker 2: You know when you do you have your cervical screen. Yes,
Speaker 2: if something comes back, that's a little bit dodge. They
Speaker 2: perform something called a kolposcopy. I believe speaking of don't
Speaker 2: just because I'm a medical receptionist does not mean that
Speaker 2: I get this right all the time.
Speaker 3: Well, I would know more than others a colposcopy.
Speaker 2: Colposcopy, I believe that's the case. But what I meant
Speaker 2: to say is, don't call me when you need a
Speaker 2: colonoscopy because of your sour gummies obsession. That's all going
Speaker 2: to end up in your gut, is it? I'd say,
Speaker 2: so them, God, you can't have any fun anymore, No,
Speaker 2: you can't. Case in point is in that bottle, in
Speaker 2: the Maggy Pierce bottle. There's no fun in that bottle.
Speaker 3: That is delicious though, that is delicious.
Speaker 2: Welcome to it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I'll keep it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of cervical screens, also known as previously known as.
Speaker 2: Smear, have you had one lately?
Speaker 3: Did you know that you can do them yourself?
Speaker 2: Now? Yes? Yes, so doesn't I'm not a huge fan.
Speaker 3: Have you done it?
Speaker 2: No? No, because all that does is so you're right,
Speaker 2: you get your little wand up the jacksie. It goes
Speaker 2: and then you have to crouch. They give you. No,
Speaker 2: it's better if you sort of lie down. And I
Speaker 2: don't want to get into this. This is not this
Speaker 2: is not for our lovely listeners. Anyway, you get it back,
Speaker 2: you seal it up. You've got to write the date
Speaker 2: on which you performed to the screen.
Speaker 3: Just go and let someone dig around in there.
Speaker 2: I think all it does is it looks for the
Speaker 2: HPV virus, all right, but it doesn't look for anything
Speaker 2: else that might be going on in there.
Speaker 3: Now I'll go and you know, an out of body experience.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, it's never pleasant, but it's just part
Speaker 2: of growing up, darling.
Speaker 1: It is it is, we must do it. I want
Speaker 1: your opinion on something. What is your stance on this
Speaker 1: is dangerous events. I don't go to them.
Speaker 2: And that's it for Jane. Hall on the crazy car.
Speaker 1: Events, weddings, Hen's nights, twenty first, yeah, fiftieth, Yeah, sixtieth
Speaker 1: is probably what you're breathing down a barrel of.
Speaker 2: Now, how very dare you even? Like?
Speaker 1: You know, retire retire parties, viewing parties, divorce parties.
Speaker 2: What about viewing parties of a dead body?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Like you know, if there's a pay per view event
Speaker 1: and everybody comes around and watches it and has pizza,
Speaker 1: you know, if you had friends?
Speaker 2: No, that's im sorry that I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 1: What is your take on events where you're invited but
Speaker 1: it costs you, including event weddings?
Speaker 2: No, absolutely no, go absolutely unacceptable. If you need to
Speaker 2: ask people to pay for anything that you are inviting
Speaker 2: them to, you must not have that event. End of story.
Speaker 2: I'll say I'll tell you something else. Yeah. If I
Speaker 2: go anywhere and I see a wishing well, I'm going
Speaker 2: to get down. I'm going to do a WI in
Speaker 2: that wishing well.
Speaker 3: Explain what a wishing well is?
Speaker 2: You know, when you go to someone's wedding or event
Speaker 2: and actually, this hasn't happened to me, but they're lucky
Speaker 2: that it hasn't. Someone will put some sort of receptacle
Speaker 2: at the event, saying in lousvi prisent. Oh, we just
Speaker 2: like cash. We just went cash. We just want to
Speaker 2: go and buy We want to go to Billy Getz
Speaker 2: and buy a record player. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Billy Griots.
Speaker 2: I don't know where that came from, either cash, didgeit
Speaker 2: cal Yeah, Billy Guides are still around.
Speaker 3: I bought a toaster from there you go, super super sol.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. But it is the wishing well
Speaker 2: is the idea that they are asking you to wish
Speaker 2: them well by giving them a donation of money. I
Speaker 2: do not like this idea and I will not pay
Speaker 2: to go to an event.
Speaker 1: Sorry, what about ones that you know? You've got to
Speaker 1: get a weekend away and pay for the attempt?
Speaker 3: To me, I thought so you would be.
Speaker 2: There is no way. And that is not just because
Speaker 2: I haven't got a red scent. It's not just about that.
Speaker 2: Surely you are with me, I am you hosted the
Speaker 2: world's best fiftieth birthday party, and do you know what
Speaker 2: happened to us at that party? We got presents. That's right,
Speaker 2: that is the way it should be. But I've worked myself.
Speaker 2: I know you have kind of oh my god, the mensis.
Speaker 2: I always thought that I was odd in that way.
Speaker 1: No, but I first started feeling uncomfortable about that with
Speaker 1: the good old wedding registry that was around in the
Speaker 1: eighties and nineties too, it felt so impersonal.
Speaker 2: That's right to be sent a formal document saying this
Speaker 2: is what you can choose to spend your money on.
Speaker 2: We don't want your own idea and lovely present. Yeah
Speaker 2: I want that dinner set. No. No, It's more nauseating
Speaker 2: nowadays is when people have already lived a big life.
Speaker 2: You know, they're getting married in their thirties. They own
Speaker 2: everything they need. Yeah, do not ask us for the
Speaker 2: best a boat of ours. Then there's I think there
Speaker 2: might be few bits of bits and bobs of that
Speaker 2: in my online garrisel.
Speaker 3: Yes there is.
Speaker 2: Look out, I'm going to buy them.
Speaker 1: I think that's where the wishing well idea has come from,
Speaker 1: because these people.
Speaker 2: Look around there on.
Speaker 1: We don't need a you know, new Maxwell Johnson whatever
Speaker 1: dinner set.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we just need the cash. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 2: so grabby, you know, I mean, guess what people you
Speaker 2: can live without cash. I'm a human testament to that.
Speaker 2: But also I'd never ask someone to give me some
Speaker 2: just because I had a birthday, do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Or just because I was getting married. Lord
Speaker 2: knows that will never happen. No, but just anything. Even
Speaker 2: when you are viewing my corpse at my funeral, there
Speaker 2: will not be a wishing well there to pay for
Speaker 2: my funeral. I'll make sure I've prepaid it. I don't
Speaker 2: want money off anyone.
Speaker 1: Imagine if I was weeping over your body and you
Speaker 1: went leave the cash on the leave the cash on
Speaker 1: the altar.
Speaker 2: Maybe for you to get the laugh, I might do it.
Speaker 3: I've got so many whiskers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and do you know what? Have you got one
Speaker 2: of those things that's supposed to take your hair off
Speaker 2: with the little coils you get them from like an appellator. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm a one fore it. No, I never do that.
Speaker 2: See can you can't see any hair? Can you? No? Well,
Speaker 2: that's this little miracle tool thing that just sort of
Speaker 2: sort of shaves it off, but for some reason it
Speaker 2: doesn't grow back.
Speaker 3: This is amazing, I know.
Speaker 2: I mean it does if you look in the ten
Speaker 2: times magnifying mirror, which is what I have to look into.
Speaker 1: DomU that reminds me. I've got one of them on
Speaker 1: the way. There was one in one of the hotels
Speaker 1: in Europe and I miss it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I know. But you will never stop picking
Speaker 2: out your black heads. Now, I'll tell you that right.
Speaker 2: You can lose hours getting right up close and you
Speaker 2: can see that little black hair follicle and you can
Speaker 2: squeeze that mother out. Because you can, you'll be able
Speaker 2: to see it in your ten times magnifying. You will
Speaker 2: also see a whole lot of shit up your nose
Speaker 2: that you will not want. I've got to do something
Speaker 2: about these whiskers. I'm like a nanny coke. They just
Speaker 2: keep on growing bad. And yet my eyebrows will not
Speaker 2: from minies.
Speaker 3: I'm losing them down.
Speaker 2: Behind disappear from here. Up. I've got a really good wine.
Speaker 1: I've got a really great eyebrow pencil, have you Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a dupe for hour glass and it's seven dollars.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: All right, let's wrap this up. I've got to get
Speaker 1: a whole lot of stuff to give to you before
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 2: I never like leaving this podcast without at least eight
Speaker 2: to ten items I aimed to please. Thank you so
Speaker 2: much for dropping by thank you so much for having me.