WEBVTT - The ChrissieCast: Jane Hall and Chrissie get weighed down with a weighted vest

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<v Speaker 1>Jane Holl I've got so much show and Share for

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<v Speaker 1>you today, wait for this.

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<v Speaker 2>But can I also say, welcome to the podcast Harry

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<v Speaker 2>Butler in the wild. What do you mean, Harry Butler

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<v Speaker 2>in the world? Is this the Robert Irwin kind of Khaki?

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<v Speaker 3>I bought it from Europe. I bought it in Europe.

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<v Speaker 2>For how many years am I going to have to

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<v Speaker 2>put up with you saying things like I bought it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, not many, because this was just a T shirt

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<v Speaker 1>and it was essential because I ruined a few T

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<v Speaker 1>shirts I brought from home because washing machines, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, when you don't know the washing machine, yes, it

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<v Speaker 2>can be an issue. And the European waters much mare,

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's rash. Now what am I?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>First things first, I did say show and Share. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it was show and tell when we were little.

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<v Speaker 2>It absolutely was. It's been taken.

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<v Speaker 1>Out come show and Share, and it's political madness, god crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean political correctness?

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<v Speaker 3>God mad?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? Because you're not supposed to tell people anything anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that covers off kids that don't want to speak,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've got a couple of them, so I understand.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of show and Share, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So if the kid doesn't want to speak and it's

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<v Speaker 2>just a share situation, do they just get up and

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<v Speaker 2>go Yes, that's it. Yeah, well that's a very exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to I want to hear the story

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<v Speaker 2>behind it.

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<v Speaker 3>I can imagine you did you love show and Tell? Did? I?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it my time to shine? Indeed? It was did

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<v Speaker 2>you have Q card? Absolutely? I had an index of

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<v Speaker 2>notes ready to go on whatever it was that I

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<v Speaker 2>was presenting to the class.

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<v Speaker 1>You know my middle sister, because I came along very late.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically I've got a completely different history to the.

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<v Speaker 3>Rest of my family, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was completely serendipity my dad an unexpected surprise. But my

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<v Speaker 1>sister had the best Show and Tell Livy. Yeah it

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<v Speaker 1>was me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, of course a baby doll.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was in maybe grade three and she just

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<v Speaker 1>rolled up to school that day going I got this,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you've got smurfs? Have you you got a doll

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<v Speaker 1>that wheeze in its own toilet? Fine, look at what

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<v Speaker 1>I've got, And it was me.

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<v Speaker 2>You were a beautiful baby too.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of show and share for you, though,

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<v Speaker 1>because last time we caught up you did mention the

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<v Speaker 1>magic word Temu, and yes, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Just want to take you through the pitfalls.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yea yeah, yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 3>The extraordinary delight.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, But I just let's take it back a step, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>because I didn't even understand that existed. I'd heard the

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<v Speaker 2>word out about and in the zeitgeist. You know, you

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<v Speaker 2>know people were team mooing all over the shop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you're either team or team sheen or shine

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called sheen. Yeah. I don't know anything about any

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<v Speaker 2>of that.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I just want to give you a disclaimer

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<v Speaker 1>while you're making up your mind. People do not like Temu.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a controversial choice.

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<v Speaker 2>Has it been canceled?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because it's all very cheap and you've got to wonder,

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<v Speaker 1>oh how things are so cheap?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Because I my head was turned by a number

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<v Speaker 2>of solar lights that you've got downstairs, which actually looked

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<v Speaker 2>quite high quality. And now I said to you, these are fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>What are these? And I got one word, TEAMU correct,

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<v Speaker 2>So talk me through it, all right. So I just

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to put together a set of pitfalls and win.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the good, the bad, and the ugly, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>And you just don't know what it is going to be. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>there seems to be a lack of respect for TEAMU,

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<v Speaker 2>even from Australia posts, because this parcel that I am

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<v Speaker 2>unboxing for you in the in the words of our time,

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<v Speaker 2>palans of our time was literally thrown over the fence.

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<v Speaker 2>They just thought, here's some crap from exactly No one cares,

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<v Speaker 2>but I do care.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's do the good first.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely, I'm wearing a skirt from now that is extraordinary,

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<v Speaker 2>not only because it is from Timu obviously, but I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't seen you wear a skirt the entire time I've

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<v Speaker 2>known you. Yes, really, I'm quite serious. You're sporting a

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<v Speaker 2>natty little well it's a long line.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember those mornings with Burnton They have like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little catwalk show and then someone would narrat it and

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<v Speaker 1>this walking around going okay, So.

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<v Speaker 2>What we have here from Timuru is a lovely dark

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<v Speaker 2>denim longline skirts, got your buttons down the front, burt

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<v Speaker 2>and it's got everything that you could possibly need as

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<v Speaker 2>far as easy access. And what I love about this

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<v Speaker 2>is the way spand is really comfortable and it tucks

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<v Speaker 2>you behind in right where it needs to go, and

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<v Speaker 2>your legs look look at look at that flexibility. You

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<v Speaker 2>could ride a bike in that thing, could you though?

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<v Speaker 3>How much Moira?

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<v Speaker 2>And for the great price of thirty nine ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Try thirteen thirty four? Who that's right? Wow, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is a combination of our budget, our budget

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<v Speaker 2>busting bitties and TEAMU Yes. Wow, okay, wow, so that's

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<v Speaker 2>the good. So that obviously arrived and you went, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>nailed this. Nud it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nad it. Yeah, this is so good. Bad and ugly, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so good?

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<v Speaker 3>This is bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. I just had a dream that we just love yellow,

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<v Speaker 2>don't you.

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<v Speaker 3>I do love yellow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having a yellow moment, and I thought, wouldn't it

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<v Speaker 1>be nice to just have something in the boot of

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<v Speaker 1>the rav four? Yeah, you know, when the weather gets

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<v Speaker 1>it's better, and you know I can sit in the park.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and you know watch peg Kicker footy.

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<v Speaker 2>You're never going to do that number one.

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<v Speaker 3>And also it's not really water proof.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that looks like a tablecloth from a party supplies

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<v Speaker 2>place that is designed for your one usage.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so that's a bad that's awful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think of something I could use it

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<v Speaker 1>for and I've come up with it's a nice little

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<v Speaker 1>cover for the bunnies, for my darling bunny.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to suggest the yes, that's okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>I will keep it. It's right, And how much you pay?

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<v Speaker 2>Sit your back?

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<v Speaker 3>Six bucks?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Now here's for the ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>And also what drugs was I on when I if

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<v Speaker 1>this arrived and I went at a I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>putting it in the cart.

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<v Speaker 3>I double checked, I did.

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<v Speaker 2>You did?

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<v Speaker 1>I had a vague memory of it. I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>putting you in the cart. And then if I did

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<v Speaker 1>put it in the cart.

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<v Speaker 2>Why okay? Why what's it a deliri? It's a roll

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<v Speaker 2>of paper towels? Why you just get handy ultras or whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? What I just thought.

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<v Speaker 1>It had a picture of All I can say is

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe I thought they would be cuter than they were.

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<v Speaker 2>I've warned you about novelty items of any designer. That's ridiculous. Way,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you don't want to be opening it with

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<v Speaker 2>your mouth. You literally don't know where it's come from. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's not even pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and they're look they're thin?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is that it? Are they facial wipes or it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's listen, that's not even absorbent. What that's water repellent is?

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<v Speaker 2>What that is? What does it say?

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<v Speaker 3>The flamingo is cute?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not pink. It's like your bad orange pink.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't count. It's got some writing on it. What

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<v Speaker 2>does it say that me my glasses on? Oh? It

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<v Speaker 2>says ran yang ran yang. Okay, well that's handy. No

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<v Speaker 2>dan yang, oh dan yang even better. Anyway, every kitchen

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<v Speaker 2>needs blow your nose on its sweetheart and see if

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<v Speaker 2>it soaks up. That's not so it's hit and miss,

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<v Speaker 2>but the hints are good and the misses won't cost

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<v Speaker 2>you that much. Okay. So would you suggest even though

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<v Speaker 2>I am, you know, later adapted to everything, Yeah, would

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<v Speaker 2>you suggest that I crack on?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the bilbies are warming up as we speak.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a few search terms. Oh okay, Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>what is something that you really want? And then we

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<v Speaker 1>can check in next time you have a podcast? What

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<v Speaker 1>is something I want? Those table lamps?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So what would you put in rechargeable? Rechargeable recharge Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but then will you get all sorts of other like

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<v Speaker 2>crazy things that you don't want that to rechargeable?

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<v Speaker 3>If you're lucky.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Let's move on to Hall's hacks. It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorite segments that we do together. Last time,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about your craft hack to bring instant gratification

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<v Speaker 1>and enjoy to your life and excellent mental health, which

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<v Speaker 1>I think we all want.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I ask.

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<v Speaker 1>Me how many times I've got out the crochet hook

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<v Speaker 1>since we spoke last.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly zero. It's not for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just take a leaf out of my

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<v Speaker 2>book for once and do something that I suggest? Just

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<v Speaker 2>one thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I made a great beef.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's good. Did you poison anyone? No? I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't beef Wellington.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, it wasn't beef Wellington. I'm what have you got?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to start off with a sad story, because

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<v Speaker 2>you know I am a penniless waif. Yes, I do

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<v Speaker 2>know that. I thought there's a thing that's sort of

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<v Speaker 2>well documented. When you don't have a lot of money,

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<v Speaker 2>you go and buy yourself a little item like a lipstick, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and it makes you. It brings you joy because you've

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<v Speaker 2>purchased something pretty. You can go in your face, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the endorphins. So I found myself in Mecca, and

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I had a little, lovely little lipstick once

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<v Speaker 2>upon a time. What is it? What are you doing

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<v Speaker 2>in Mecca? You're poor? Don't even go in? This is

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<v Speaker 2>my point. So I went, no, I'm going in. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going in and I'm going to get that. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>Shanta Carl right. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>What does it cost? Watering? What that one costa? Get

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<v Speaker 2>up there, get it off? The lady go up to

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<v Speaker 2>the counter, hand it over, go thanks, he I'll have

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<v Speaker 2>that one.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that shape.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that shade amore, it's called I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, and the girl that Mecca couldn't give a shit

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<v Speaker 1>about your story, especially not.

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<v Speaker 2>When they're dealing with someone over fifty. They don't want

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<v Speaker 2>us in their shop.

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<v Speaker 3>But also who cares? God, it must be hard to

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<v Speaker 3>work in sales.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it must be. But anyway, so she hands it.

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<v Speaker 2>I hand it to her and say thanks. She goes,

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<v Speaker 2>would you like a box? No? No, no, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>That'll be seventy.

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<v Speaker 3>Dollars for a lipstick.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to show you like, this is not made

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<v Speaker 2>of gold dust, do you understand? Don't wind it up?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Be careful, be careful, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Might just have that looks like Murphy's Peanuts too. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, it's going to really change things up when

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<v Speaker 1>you let next put it on.

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<v Speaker 3>That's terrific.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just something I can't get at mine now. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>that's got to last me approximately twenty seven years.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, as my grand would say, that'll see you out,

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<v Speaker 3>That will.

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<v Speaker 2>Send me out. They'll carry me out in the box

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<v Speaker 2>with that lipstick on my lips. Absolutely, I thought, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no more of this spending money. So the next time,

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<v Speaker 2>seventy dollars for lipstick, nearly crazy. There were hot tears

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<v Speaker 2>and then.

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<v Speaker 3>It's too late.

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<v Speaker 2>I was too embarrassed, yeah, to say, actually I won't

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<v Speaker 2>have that. Actually I feel like crying even now thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about it. Seventy I had to go, no problem, did

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<v Speaker 2>the card. Thank goodness the card worked. Of course I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't buy groceries for six weeks, but anyway, that's a nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Worth of frozen multi grain bread and sausages, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>exactly right out.

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<v Speaker 2>I went straight into Kmart, where I found my new

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<v Speaker 2>Hall's Hack, which is the scentered candle that does not

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<v Speaker 2>give you an instant stress headache. Good, do not spend

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and fifty dollars on you dip teeks or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever that is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be the judge of that because I'm very sensitive

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<v Speaker 1>in the NASA, I know to cheap sense.

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<v Speaker 2>There is nothing synthetic about this, and I burn it

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<v Speaker 2>at home. It's in a lovely glass bottle. Eight dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it to me now, well, I will, because it

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<v Speaker 2>is a present for you, not the present last time.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a hand knitted beam. Don't you say I

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<v Speaker 2>do nothing for you? Now that it's okay? Isn't it

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<v Speaker 2>fresh linen? Which I know is one of your very

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<v Speaker 2>favorite things?

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<v Speaker 3>And this is one of my favorite things in the

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<v Speaker 3>whole world.

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<v Speaker 2>So do not spend I saved myself about one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>bucks with that purchase. That's eight dollars from km up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay does t MB mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure?

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<v Speaker 3>T is lemon and lime? M Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>These are the notes notes? Okay, note she came out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got a bit up itself finding it's top notes

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<v Speaker 1>and middle notes and bass notes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's run away with something there, I grant you well.

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<v Speaker 1>The base notes are musk amber and sandalwood and nay

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<v Speaker 1>are my face.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't normally like musket all, but I swear to

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<v Speaker 2>you put that on downstairs. It'll cover up the smell

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<v Speaker 2>of those disgusting bunny rabbits and Murphy's farts and your

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<v Speaker 2>three teenagers. What about my farts though, oh might not

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<v Speaker 2>work on your farts, going to trans them. It's got

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<v Speaker 2>a big blue sticker on the sense fragrant candle fresh linen. Question,

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<v Speaker 2>Jane Hall, you fancy bitch, which way do you have

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<v Speaker 2>it facing out like this with the sticker out? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want anyone to realize I got it from

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<v Speaker 2>your kmart. Well, I can't wait to try that. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is your second present. What's that? This is

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<v Speaker 2>your body wash from your supermarket. I love these people.

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<v Speaker 2>They're called unlabeled. I mean this is non spawn.

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<v Speaker 3>This everything's non sponn let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well we know that we can't get anyone to

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<v Speaker 2>give any money once. Yes, God can all get fucked haha.

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<v Speaker 2>So unlabeled right, this smells identical to my Aesop body wash.

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<v Speaker 2>What that I used to own in ye olden days

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<v Speaker 2>when when you were rich. When I want you to

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<v Speaker 2>undo this now and get the nazzle into.

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<v Speaker 1>That, because I have a confession. And I know I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not the only one. I have bought the ASoP hand wash.

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<v Speaker 1>It is my favorite Aesop Aesop. However, you say that

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<v Speaker 1>it is lovely? Yes, it's my favorite. And I went

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<v Speaker 1>to treat myself forty seven dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're not doing that. I could not do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Jane that may You've got to draw the line. I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't do it and is nine dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I have been known to refill my origin someone

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<v Speaker 1>for the last fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>Darling, you can refill it with that, as far as

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<v Speaker 2>I'm concerned. Have a smell. Isn't it lovely? Isn't it shade?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not expensively familiar.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you I have lost count of the

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<v Speaker 1>amount of Google searches I've done. Hand wash, good hand wash,

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<v Speaker 1>good body wash.

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<v Speaker 2>I give you the unlabeled galeranium, Jack gingeranium.

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<v Speaker 3>What supermarket? Any of them?

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<v Speaker 2>Your wullies? Eight dollars. I know. I just was loving

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<v Speaker 2>myself sick after the lipstick incident which made me lose

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<v Speaker 2>the will to live. I have redeemed myself with these

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<v Speaker 2>two holes hacks.

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<v Speaker 1>I am going to add to thee Now have you

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<v Speaker 1>heard of the Brandon Lenes very posh. It's from Mecca

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, no, it is from Mecca or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>another one. So for uself, somewhere somewhere that we can't go, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere that the minute we approach a big get smart.

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<v Speaker 2>Style door comes up says get out. You've got no money.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I give you Lano lips ointment. They also do a

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<v Speaker 1>sleep treatment.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'd love that. Does it have your magnesia minute?

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<v Speaker 1>Because not for the lips. No, I've tried everything. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the best. I'm giving that to you, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to scooch upstairs before you go and get you

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<v Speaker 1>the sleep treatment.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you. Hang on.

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<v Speaker 3>Secondly, okay, great this have you heard of this? It is?

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<v Speaker 3>And also that's like nine dollars, not sixty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it how it's called the one oh one

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<v Speaker 2>ointment like ointment one o one. That's all you need.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the best.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>It is the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>But can I just ask if you used this already?

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<v Speaker 1>I just used it then when you were talking. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's a used gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Well not really. I just put someone so that you

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<v Speaker 2>could go, Oh, I see it it's great. I do

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<v Speaker 2>see it is great.

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<v Speaker 1>Then have you heard of this kind collective miracle glow

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<v Speaker 1>skin serum. I mean this sounds like an advertorial now,

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<v Speaker 1>but we never see each other unless it's in this studio.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got to share this stuff. Occasionally. We will send

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<v Speaker 2>each other random text messages of just like a product.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still not over that handhh okay, so this is

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<v Speaker 1>I've got it on now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you look beautiful and glowey. And it's just that.

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<v Speaker 1>I will get you tips on how to put it on.

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<v Speaker 1>It is cheap as chips. It is the best thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I just have that on my skin.

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<v Speaker 2>Does it have any sort of coverage?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's what you do is you drop a bit

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<v Speaker 1>on your pointy bits, oh yeah, and then you just

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<v Speaker 1>brush it.

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<v Speaker 2>I brush it in.

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<v Speaker 1>I've made up for the application. But it is fabulous.

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<v Speaker 1>Use this one. And if it's not your color, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got another one upstairs. All right, Oh my, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to you.

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<v Speaker 2>And I love how it's called kind collective. We've been

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<v Speaker 2>very kind today.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I can't wait for you to try.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna love it like you.

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<v Speaker 3>All right now?

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<v Speaker 1>As you know, I am mad on decluttering. I find that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's face it, that's only been a recent occurrence.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been doing it on and off, mainly on for two.

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<v Speaker 2>Years, so I know. But that's how much clutter you had.

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<v Speaker 2>If you just lived, if you just lived a simpler

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<v Speaker 2>life and a more organized life, which I have tried

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you to do you have for decades, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you would be in this situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I am almost out of it. I can see

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<v Speaker 1>the light at the end of the tunnel. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>one more hard rubbish collection in you. It's being put

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<v Speaker 1>together right now, and it's booked for two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>There's body bags out the front of the house. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that God? All crap in it? That needs to go?

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<v Speaker 3>All of it, all of it. It's the last one.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, congratulations, And I really think that's it. You must

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<v Speaker 1>admit when you walked into my house today you went, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it feels clearer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I did, I said, it feels less chaotic. There

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<v Speaker 2>are a number of sore. The way you're doing this

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<v Speaker 2>is perplexing to me. Everything involves tubs, yes, plastic tubs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there's plastic tubs everywhere everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>They're lined up along walls, they're in the kids' bedrooms.

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<v Speaker 2>There's even one in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because if I can't see it, it doesn't exist.

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<v Speaker 1>And it took me a while to work that out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but now I know that, and I'm forcing it onto

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<v Speaker 1>my children too, because I feel like if you grew

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<v Speaker 1>inside me, then maybe you will be that as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Because all their rooms now have big tubs in them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fantastic. And they do owe us there fucking lie, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they do.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem I've had over the years, and I realized

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<v Speaker 1>this just.

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<v Speaker 2>The one problem you've come.

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<v Speaker 3>To oh many many, Oh God, Jane, so many.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Does it keep you do wake up at three

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<v Speaker 2>o'clock in the morning going yes, I screwed that.

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<v Speaker 1>Up as well. Well, No, because I don't believe in regrets.

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<v Speaker 1>I do regret not moving to Europe when I was

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two, Yeah, and staying there forever ship sailed. I

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<v Speaker 1>should have done that. It's the only thing I regret.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I wouldn't have all these I wouldn't know you

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't. You can't regret anything.

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<v Speaker 1>What I realized with the decluttering is that I had

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<v Speaker 1>a block because I wanted everything out but some things

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<v Speaker 1>were really too good to let go. And even though

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<v Speaker 1>I knew that I didn't want that thing, it felt

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<v Speaker 1>wrong to throw it away start it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then I didn't know anyone I could give

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<v Speaker 2>it to, right.

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<v Speaker 3>So then I would just hang on to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Love that I've got the solution. Oh, I'm having an online.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I love this idea, do you? Yes? I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe you. And I tried it on radio back

0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:09.520
<v Speaker 2>in the day, did we at some point? Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>pretty sure it did. Anyway, that's by the bye. And

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<v Speaker 2>there's another thing we won't regrets.

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<v Speaker 1>It has solved my issue with letting things go. So

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<v Speaker 1>now I've got tubs that are rubbish tubs for the

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<v Speaker 1>online garage sale.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so you haven't launched it yet. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>still collecting. But I feel so good about it.

0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.480
<v Speaker 1>And I've brought you a few little examples of the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest hits that you'll be able to see that fit

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<v Speaker 1>the description of can't throw it away. Someone's gonna want it, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not me. Okay, great.

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<v Speaker 3>For example, Well, here's a here's here's an example.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cheesels socks still in the packet, size seven to twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't throw them out.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I can't throw them out. Look, I could

0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:58.880
<v Speaker 2>easily throw those out there so ugly. Somebody will want them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but do you do you it's a community service for

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<v Speaker 2>you not to pass that crap onto someone. Come on,

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<v Speaker 2>Cheesels are a great snap. Cheesels are great in my mouth,

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<v Speaker 2>not on my feet. Sorry, they're dead to me. No really, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>they will sell everything's like two bucks, three bucks. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>make a mental note to check out after the online garage.

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<v Speaker 1>Say to see you've paid what for the cheesels socks? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you going to say? They're going to go forwards?

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<v Speaker 2>You guess fifty cents?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well that's good. And then I've got this.

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<v Speaker 2>Came with another one too. Oh that's darling. That and

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<v Speaker 2>there was another they're cleaning, like I know what it's

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<v Speaker 2>a dishbrush. If the other one was the other one

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<v Speaker 2>a short one with shorthandle with bristles like a note.

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<v Speaker 3>It had like a U shaped bristle.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that used to clean? I don't know, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know why.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, these are beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's lovely one. They're French because they're too

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<v Speaker 2>good and oh yeah, and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just seems wasteful for me to have them on my

0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:01.400
<v Speaker 1>sink and have coffee grounds and weird pastor on them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really beautiful. Someone, Yeah, someone's gonna will love you.

0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:08.600
<v Speaker 1>And it's the set of two. They've got to go

0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:10.080
<v Speaker 1>to a better home than mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Might even be me that buys them. And then really,

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<v Speaker 2>then we have historical artifacts.

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<v Speaker 3>I give to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that justin.

0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:30.560
<v Speaker 1>I would recognize that plucked eye bra anywhere. It is

0:22:30.760 --> 0:22:32.720
<v Speaker 1>a big Brother shot glass.

0:22:32.840 --> 0:22:35.200
<v Speaker 2>That's right, and you've no need for a shot glass.

0:22:35.520 --> 0:22:41.040
<v Speaker 1>No, but it still has the price the TAZ tag

0:22:41.119 --> 0:22:43.280
<v Speaker 1>on it from the dream World gift store.

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<v Speaker 2>And pray, tell what did it set you back in

0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:45.520
<v Speaker 2>the day.

0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Five ninety five.

0:22:46.880 --> 0:22:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, that is no cheap shot glass.

0:22:49.200 --> 0:22:52.720
<v Speaker 1>No, that's about seventeen thousand dollars in today's currency.

0:22:52.840 --> 0:22:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Hopefully you'll get your money back on that, although I

0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:56.040
<v Speaker 2>severely doubt it.

0:22:56.200 --> 0:22:59.000
<v Speaker 1>So that is the sorts of things that I have

0:22:59.119 --> 0:23:02.359
<v Speaker 1>no use for, but someone will love. I'm sure that's great.

0:23:02.800 --> 0:23:05.880
<v Speaker 2>I wish you well. I know that the more gets

0:23:05.920 --> 0:23:09.560
<v Speaker 2>you in trouble. I don't know that the online garage

0:23:09.560 --> 0:23:12.159
<v Speaker 2>sale is going to definitely dig you out of that

0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:14.120
<v Speaker 2>necessary hole. But you've got to start somewhere.

0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Well, Elton John did one recently and proceeds went to charity,

0:23:19.600 --> 0:23:20.960
<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to do the same thing.

0:23:21.080 --> 0:23:22.479
<v Speaker 3>I just want this gone.

0:23:22.760 --> 0:23:25.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's lovely, all right. I don't know that anyone's

0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:27.920
<v Speaker 2>going to be bidding on that as they did for

0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Sir Elton's stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, no, Look, you could have a big Brother

0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:34.879
<v Speaker 1>shot glass and a pair of cheesel socks or Dolly

0:23:34.960 --> 0:23:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Parton's costume that she wore in the Joline film clip.

0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:38.760
<v Speaker 3>But the choice is yours.

0:23:38.880 --> 0:23:43.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean swings and roundabouts, my friends. Now, I want

0:23:43.000 --> 0:23:45.520
<v Speaker 2>to play around of how very dare you? With you?

0:23:45.840 --> 0:23:50.280
<v Speaker 1>And this is where we recount stories of people that

0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:53.720
<v Speaker 1>have said very rude things to us, and we've wanted

0:23:53.720 --> 0:23:54.480
<v Speaker 1>to say how.

0:23:54.440 --> 0:23:57.199
<v Speaker 2>Very And it takes the breath out of your lungs.

0:23:57.720 --> 0:24:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Feel true, you of oxygen absolutely, and the only thing

0:24:01.040 --> 0:24:05.400
<v Speaker 2>you can think of is how very dare you? How

0:24:05.640 --> 0:24:08.560
<v Speaker 2>very dare you? Do you have to do? You have

0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:10.199
<v Speaker 2>one that you wish to go first with, I'd like

0:24:10.240 --> 0:24:12.639
<v Speaker 2>you to go first. Oh okay, so this is a

0:24:12.680 --> 0:24:18.920
<v Speaker 2>personal how very do you? Menopauses all the rage, and

0:24:19.600 --> 0:24:21.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm tired of it as well. But anyway, I wanted

0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:23.320
<v Speaker 2>to look into the fact that I hadn't had any

0:24:23.480 --> 0:24:26.640
<v Speaker 2>estrogen in this body for approximately seventy five years. I'm

0:24:26.840 --> 0:24:27.840
<v Speaker 2>still tickitty boo.

0:24:27.960 --> 0:24:29.199
<v Speaker 3>I know you can't believe it.

0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:30.439
<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>You are ancient, I know, yet with the inner workings

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<v Speaker 1>of a teenager.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, incredible. God, it's been several decades since my last mensis.

0:24:42.520 --> 0:24:47.440
<v Speaker 2>If you will, Mensis, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know, Peg is doing sex education in school

0:24:51.280 --> 0:24:52.720
<v Speaker 1>and assigning.

0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:54.919
<v Speaker 3>Deeply immature and inappropriate. Oh.

0:24:55.040 --> 0:24:56.880
<v Speaker 1>She comes home, She's like, oh, we have sex he today.

0:24:56.920 --> 0:24:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Go tell me everything. Did she get sent out? Would

0:24:59.280 --> 0:25:00.840
<v Speaker 1>you get have you been said I prayed from your friends?

0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:01.520
<v Speaker 2>Yet?

0:25:01.720 --> 0:25:04.199
<v Speaker 1>She's like, no, they she's a lot more sensible than

0:25:04.240 --> 0:25:06.720
<v Speaker 1>I am. I mean everybody is. But she's like, oh,

0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:10.919
<v Speaker 1>the teachers preface every class with now girls, this is

0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:11.560
<v Speaker 1>not funny.

0:25:12.880 --> 0:25:15.000
<v Speaker 2>This is just so you know, this is not funny.

0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:18.760
<v Speaker 1>And we were walking at the time, and I go, Peg, sorry,

0:25:19.760 --> 0:25:22.680
<v Speaker 1>beg to differ. It is the funniest thing that ever

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 1>happens in school year. Anyway, keep going, so mincis so

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I go to the doctor and I ask about HRT

0:25:31.119 --> 0:25:32.959
<v Speaker 1>and she said, I'm sorry that ship has sailed.

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:35.960
<v Speaker 2>It's been too long. You've been too long without it.

0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:38.399
<v Speaker 2>We can't give it to you. That's good, I think, so,

0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:40.800
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't you. She said, let's send you off for a

0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:44.040
<v Speaker 2>bone scan because you had such early menopause.

0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:45.520
<v Speaker 3>What year was it? How old were you?

0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:46.680
<v Speaker 2>Fourteen?

0:25:47.400 --> 0:25:47.920
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:50.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I was about forty four.

0:25:50.520 --> 0:25:51.080
<v Speaker 3>That is early.

0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I think, come on, ridiculous. So

0:25:58.680 --> 0:26:02.000
<v Speaker 2>fit and healthy as an ox, strong as an ox.

0:26:02.160 --> 0:26:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Turns out not, went for the bone scan, came back

0:26:05.920 --> 0:26:13.560
<v Speaker 2>and to my great horror, I have what's called osteopenia.

0:26:14.880 --> 0:26:16.680
<v Speaker 2>I knew you would love because of the penia.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it sounds like penis.

0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:20.639
<v Speaker 2>Not penis, not osteopenis. What is?

0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:23.240
<v Speaker 3>It's your precursor.

0:26:23.359 --> 0:26:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a sting movie, if only it were. It's

0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:33.719
<v Speaker 1>your precursor to your much more serious osteoporosis.

0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:37.760
<v Speaker 2>Bones like talk, I could snap like a twig at

0:26:37.840 --> 0:26:38.639
<v Speaker 2>any point.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you do any resistance training?

0:26:41.160 --> 0:26:44.520
<v Speaker 2>Not a jot? Well, then you should no wonder that

0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:50.240
<v Speaker 2>these femurs are as weak as a kitten. So now

0:26:50.480 --> 0:26:55.960
<v Speaker 2>I am showering down the dairy I am wandering around

0:26:56.119 --> 0:26:59.320
<v Speaker 2>waving one kilo hand weights everywhere. That is good.

0:26:59.320 --> 0:27:01.520
<v Speaker 3>You know that I've got the strap on one.

0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:05.359
<v Speaker 2>I bet you have. Have you have you seen them? Great?

0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 3>Because it's incidental.

0:27:06.760 --> 0:27:09.199
<v Speaker 2>I'll take you one step further than that. Guess what

0:27:09.320 --> 0:27:15.160
<v Speaker 2>I bought from big w ankle weights? No, no, smart ass.

0:27:15.200 --> 0:27:17.040
<v Speaker 2>They're good for when you just want to end it.

0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:22.320
<v Speaker 2>You can just pin drop, just jump into the he

0:27:22.840 --> 0:27:25.159
<v Speaker 2>never come out again. Thanks for the tip. That's going

0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:29.120
<v Speaker 2>to be next week. No. I bought a weighted vest.

0:27:29.520 --> 0:27:33.960
<v Speaker 4>For what of what your face when you delive in

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:39.240
<v Speaker 4>the words waited? It's great, I'm sure it is for

0:27:39.440 --> 0:27:41.359
<v Speaker 4>your excitement is so funny.

0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:44.639
<v Speaker 2>You're not wearing it now obviously you were because a

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Caen Twitter. Thanks with us. It's I'm like this, I'm

0:27:51.200 --> 0:27:54.920
<v Speaker 2>walking along because I found out afterwards you're only supposed

0:27:55.000 --> 0:27:58.159
<v Speaker 2>to start with the weighted vest. That's ten percent of

0:27:58.200 --> 0:28:02.480
<v Speaker 2>your body weight. I weigh one hundred cain gees and

0:28:02.640 --> 0:28:10.960
<v Speaker 2>you've got hal fit, struggling a lot tied. That is

0:28:11.080 --> 0:28:13.640
<v Speaker 2>essentially for someone double.

0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:17.400
<v Speaker 3>Us joking give me myself.

0:28:17.560 --> 0:28:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Basically a holier. We've carried it around. What do you

0:28:22.880 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 2>say to your class what do you say to yourself

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:29.040
<v Speaker 2>when you think of your fevers?

0:28:29.160 --> 0:28:30.159
<v Speaker 1>Do you do?

0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:35.520
<v Speaker 2>You find a nearby park bench and just go absolutely

0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 2>huffing and puffing up? You take raft? How do you

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:42.560
<v Speaker 2>take half of it out? Ships up? And you slip

0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 2>the weights in, slip the weights in, Jane, So I've

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:49.240
<v Speaker 2>gone the whole hog, because that's what I tend to do.

0:28:49.960 --> 0:28:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Get osteopenia, fix it immediately. That's not how it works. Well,

0:28:55.040 --> 0:29:03.560
<v Speaker 2>you know, I, how very damn dare you have osteopenia?

0:29:04.840 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Now I can't stop laughing at the penis.

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I that is an interesting story.

0:29:12.080 --> 0:29:12.680
<v Speaker 3>I know it is.

0:29:12.800 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 1>I inadvertently I carry too much weight too, But mine's

0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:20.640
<v Speaker 1>like shopping and snacks for the kids, and mine's like

0:29:20.800 --> 0:29:23.840
<v Speaker 1>thirty kilos, and I'll be huffing and puffing up the

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:25.640
<v Speaker 1>hill and I'm like, this is good for you.

0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:29.120
<v Speaker 2>That's no no, What that is is cardiac arrest waiting

0:29:29.120 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 2>to happen. Mate, Okay, you can't put too much weight

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:32.880
<v Speaker 2>on too quickly.

0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll have to just go and minimize the purchasers. Osteopenia

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:42.920
<v Speaker 1>penia penius does sound like an old person's thing. But

0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I can make you feel a bit better because twice

0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:47.680
<v Speaker 1>in the last few months.

0:29:47.760 --> 0:29:53.120
<v Speaker 3>I have had a fall because now you.

0:29:53.200 --> 0:29:56.080
<v Speaker 2>Clearly haven't got osteopenia. Otherwise you would have broken a bone.

0:29:56.120 --> 0:29:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, no injuries, none, none, And they were

0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 1>both very serious. But I've now taken like if my

0:30:03.040 --> 0:30:05.200
<v Speaker 1>kid falls over, she falls over.

0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:07.840
<v Speaker 2>But I'm of an age now where I don't fall over.

0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 2>I have a fall, have a fall, and you don't

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:11.160
<v Speaker 2>bounce back.

0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:14.880
<v Speaker 1>The first I did bounce back, though, no worries. I

0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:17.000
<v Speaker 1>had a little bruise on my knee from the second one.

0:30:17.240 --> 0:30:21.520
<v Speaker 1>So the first one, I slid down my front steps

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:25.640
<v Speaker 1>rushing out to get an uber EAT's delivery.

0:30:25.920 --> 0:30:28.280
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, but I love the thought of you falling over.

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:29.160
<v Speaker 2>It's hilarious.

0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 1>And I was so nervous that the person would leave

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:34.920
<v Speaker 1>before I got the milk and the fruit, that I

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:38.320
<v Speaker 1>was on all fours, on all fours, going O coming,

0:30:38.360 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>I have to fallen over.

0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:42.360
<v Speaker 2>I've just had a fall.

0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 3>But I've just had a fool. I've just had a fall.

0:30:45.760 --> 0:30:48.800
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I got I was still in my udi and yeah, anyway,

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:53.680
<v Speaker 1>got up. But the second one, it happened not that

0:30:53.760 --> 0:31:02.480
<v Speaker 1>long ago, and I flew perpen to kill it. I

0:31:02.480 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 1>don't know what the rush was. I was rushing from

0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:09.400
<v Speaker 1>the outside inside. All three kids were in the living

0:31:09.440 --> 0:31:11.680
<v Speaker 1>room just living their best lives. God, I'd love to

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 1>be a teenager, just sit all day on my phone.

0:31:14.080 --> 0:31:15.800
<v Speaker 1>The fuck that about? Jealous?

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I was in a rush also in Actually I

0:31:20.760 --> 0:31:23.480
<v Speaker 3>think I was in my son's mine was Is it.

0:31:23.520 --> 0:31:25.560
<v Speaker 2>Not supposed to go at the front door? Swite? No,

0:31:25.800 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 2>I was at the back and I was running.

0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I was running getting something and I was walking so fast. Anyway,

0:31:34.520 --> 0:31:37.160
<v Speaker 1>before I went to Europe, I still haven't done anything

0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:39.600
<v Speaker 1>about it. But I ordered an umbrella and it was

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:42.120
<v Speaker 1>on back order. I wanted to I wanted a bit

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:45.120
<v Speaker 1>of shade for summer. Anyways, on back order, it came through.

0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:49.240
<v Speaker 1>I got it, came in its own little sheath. The handle,

0:31:52.040 --> 0:31:55.000
<v Speaker 1>the cloth handle was so placed that as I was

0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 1>running inside, my foot caught the handle.

0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 2>The skin style, I.

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:04.840
<v Speaker 3>Flew through the air landed. I was winded. I made

0:32:04.840 --> 0:32:05.480
<v Speaker 3>a sound like this.

0:32:09.520 --> 0:32:14.720
<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden, my two sons were at the window, going, Mum,

0:32:15.160 --> 0:32:17.920
<v Speaker 1>are you okay, I'm going I can't breathe.

0:32:19.840 --> 0:32:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Someone dial trip Zerra, I'm okay, I'm okay. Leon in particular,

0:32:25.160 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 2>is like, oh my god, MoMA, he thought I died.

0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:30.440
<v Speaker 2>He was very dramatic, so I do to reassure him.

0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:32.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm okay, okay.

0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Then I started to laugh and everything was okay. While

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:42.320
<v Speaker 1>I was still laying on the floor in my oody,

0:32:43.440 --> 0:32:44.400
<v Speaker 1>I cracked my phone.

0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:47.840
<v Speaker 3>By the way, everything flew out of my hand. I

0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:48.320
<v Speaker 3>said to.

0:32:48.360 --> 0:32:54.720
<v Speaker 2>Kit, take a PHONEO, I want to see how far

0:32:54.800 --> 0:33:00.480
<v Speaker 2>from the umbrella I got. Wow, long Jumpstar should have

0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:01.640
<v Speaker 2>been in the Olympics with that.

0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 1>One I present to you, photographed my son.

0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 2>I have not.

0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:12.440
<v Speaker 1>I have not been able to contain my excitement to

0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 1>share this with you.

0:33:14.080 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 2>Ignore these stickers. Okay, don't even mention the stick o CA,

0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to mention.

0:33:18.920 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 3>Please note on it the umbrella and the handle.

0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:32.200
<v Speaker 2>When I shown a peg, she said, you look like

0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:35.840
<v Speaker 2>the Wicked Witch of the West when the house lands

0:33:35.880 --> 0:33:38.120
<v Speaker 2>on Earth if she was wearing an audio But yes,

0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:41.240
<v Speaker 2>and this you are at least I want to say,

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:45.280
<v Speaker 2>two and a half to three meters away from the

0:33:45.280 --> 0:33:47.720
<v Speaker 2>the point of my head would be at least three

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:51.840
<v Speaker 2>or four Superman, my hands were out. Do you know

0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:54.920
<v Speaker 2>you've got form for this event? I know. Do you

0:33:55.000 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 2>remember the Camberwell Fruit and Vegetable incident. Yes, I do.

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:05.800
<v Speaker 1>Where I showed my full osteopenis.

0:34:04.160 --> 0:34:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Every boodle because your skirt flew over your.

0:34:07.320 --> 0:34:11.279
<v Speaker 1>Hit slippery surfaces. But that one was a handle that

0:34:11.400 --> 0:34:12.080
<v Speaker 1>jumped out at me.

0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:15.839
<v Speaker 2>They need to name an event after you.

0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:17.120
<v Speaker 3>It's impressive, isn't it.

0:34:17.120 --> 0:34:19.640
<v Speaker 2>It is so impressive, And I'm glad you're still with us.

0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:22.880
<v Speaker 2>And if that had been me, I'd been fifty pieces

0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:24.359
<v Speaker 2>by now, the famous wouldn't have stuck.

0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:26.480
<v Speaker 3>I had not one injury.

0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Take a photo.

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:31.239
<v Speaker 1>And also, please notice I've got my son's udi on.

0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:33.600
<v Speaker 1>It's the pizza one. It's my least favorite because it's red.

0:34:33.640 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 1>It's jarring in my peripheral vision. I like the avocado

0:34:38.200 --> 0:34:41.720
<v Speaker 1>one or the Gray Friends one. And then you notice

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:42.040
<v Speaker 1>here what.

0:34:42.080 --> 0:34:47.960
<v Speaker 2>Says that's your bumba in situ overdi? Yeah? What has

0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:50.399
<v Speaker 2>your life come to? And I just want to thank

0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:54.560
<v Speaker 2>my son. It truly is a member of your family

0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:58.200
<v Speaker 2>who would dash out in a moment of great crisis

0:34:58.680 --> 0:35:00.400
<v Speaker 2>and take the incriminate.

0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:01.520
<v Speaker 3>His mumma told him to.

0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:03.360
<v Speaker 2>He's only doing what I asked.

0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to you about Booze. You know

0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:15.120
<v Speaker 1>that I am I know still booze free.

0:35:15.200 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 2>It's stally four years. James are really incredible. Look, I

0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:22.600
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't say it's incredible, like it's a feat of some

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:25.040
<v Speaker 2>sort of human endurance. And also I don't want to

0:35:25.040 --> 0:35:26.440
<v Speaker 2>take any credit because it was so easy.

0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:27.760
<v Speaker 3>I know it's really hard.

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:31.239
<v Speaker 1>I believe it's so easy. You've never looked back, have

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:34.040
<v Speaker 1>you know? I know it is so hard for some people.

0:35:34.520 --> 0:35:36.640
<v Speaker 2>And we have to preface it by saying it is

0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:38.480
<v Speaker 2>a serious It is serious.

0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:41.760
<v Speaker 1>It's so hard for so many people. For some reason,

0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't hard for me.

0:35:43.280 --> 0:35:46.239
<v Speaker 2>It's incredible, And I congratulate you and I salute you.

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:49.839
<v Speaker 2>I myself am not there yet, no, and you may

0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:52.440
<v Speaker 2>not ever be, may not ever be. I've always enjoyed

0:35:52.520 --> 0:35:56.200
<v Speaker 2>your savvy b and your honey soy chicken chips as

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:58.280
<v Speaker 2>an evening's entertainment.

0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Sure, I mean, you know it's better. Where do you

0:36:01.880 --> 0:36:04.920
<v Speaker 1>stand on low alcoholic drinks?

0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Where do I begin? I've tried this, I've tried many,

0:36:11.640 --> 0:36:13.279
<v Speaker 2>many different versions of it.

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:15.600
<v Speaker 3>What is that difference in percentage?

0:36:16.000 --> 0:36:19.760
<v Speaker 2>It's half the ones that I've had have got half

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:23.680
<v Speaker 2>the amount of alcohol. Or I've also tried your zero

0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:28.399
<v Speaker 2>alcohol wine. You may as well as you may as

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:34.359
<v Speaker 2>well as get a full bottle of Cottie's Cordial Yes

0:36:35.480 --> 0:36:38.719
<v Speaker 2>and scullets straight from the bottle. Yes, that's what it

0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:41.759
<v Speaker 2>tastes like. And there's just no joy in it. You know,

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 2>people saying, haha, just replace my evening glass of wine.

0:36:45.080 --> 0:36:47.400
<v Speaker 2>I get my wine gus out. Are you drinking for them?

0:36:47.920 --> 0:36:50.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean, come on, you drinking the buzz.

0:36:50.400 --> 0:36:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're drinking for the bars. So and I'm not

0:36:53.160 --> 0:36:55.560
<v Speaker 2>advocating that that's what everyone has to do, but.

0:36:55.520 --> 0:36:57.399
<v Speaker 3>That's what everyone does, okay, But.

0:36:57.440 --> 0:36:59.800
<v Speaker 2>It's something that we don't talk about, you know, only

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:01.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but.

0:37:00.960 --> 0:37:03.480
<v Speaker 3>That vices are truly underrated.

0:37:03.600 --> 0:37:06.840
<v Speaker 2>It is buzz free. I want to say, it's a

0:37:06.880 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 2>buzz kill.

0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:10.719
<v Speaker 3>And you just got to drink double.

0:37:10.920 --> 0:37:13.920
<v Speaker 2>So that's what's happened. Instead of drinking like two and

0:37:13.960 --> 0:37:17.480
<v Speaker 2>a half glasses of wine, I can chug back that

0:37:17.600 --> 0:37:20.279
<v Speaker 2>bottle of your six percent Holcus and I feel like

0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm sloshing around with liquid. And all I do is

0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 2>have to do twenty five wheas before I go to bed.

0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and double the weights in your weight vest.

0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:33.759
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, because I've taken on that much sugar and I

0:37:33.840 --> 0:37:38.200
<v Speaker 2>have tried across the board, many varieties, and I have

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:43.760
<v Speaker 2>seen one recently advertised on your internet, but I can't

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:47.960
<v Speaker 2>find it anywhere. So what's the point. I just get frustrated.

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:50.080
<v Speaker 2>I just go into Dan Murphy's and I think I'm

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 2>going to be finding the blah blah, and then I

0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 2>can't find it. So I get the proper alcohol wine

0:37:55.320 --> 0:37:57.399
<v Speaker 2>and then I just hate myself for the whole drive home.

0:37:57.520 --> 0:37:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Don't hate yourself.

0:37:59.120 --> 0:38:01.080
<v Speaker 2>I can't help it. I do because I look to

0:38:01.160 --> 0:38:04.880
<v Speaker 2>you for inspiration and you've just been so incredible, and

0:38:04.920 --> 0:38:07.879
<v Speaker 2>I just I can't do it. Yeah, but I keep

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:08.760
<v Speaker 2>everything in tubs.

0:38:08.800 --> 0:38:09.000
<v Speaker 4>Two.

0:38:09.000 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 2>You're not going to do that, certainly, I'm not. You're right.

0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:13.799
<v Speaker 2>There's so many things that I'm not going to do

0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:17.040
<v Speaker 2>that you do no, So I can just let that go.

0:38:17.200 --> 0:38:19.080
<v Speaker 3>You absolutely must let it go.

0:38:19.239 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 1>But I understand the appeal because when I did give

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:25.399
<v Speaker 1>up alcohol, we normally go, oh, what am I going

0:38:25.440 --> 0:38:29.399
<v Speaker 1>to put in its place? Right? So I have I've

0:38:29.440 --> 0:38:31.840
<v Speaker 1>got some that I've never ever opened.

0:38:32.360 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 3>This one's a tricky one because what does it look like?

0:38:34.719 --> 0:38:35.319
<v Speaker 2>Champ and.

0:38:36.920 --> 0:38:41.879
<v Speaker 1>A pink champennoase that is that's got no booze in it.

0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:47.239
<v Speaker 3>Got that, but you know what, just drink water. And

0:38:47.280 --> 0:38:53.360
<v Speaker 3>then this one that's also Maggie beer has arranged to

0:38:53.480 --> 0:38:54.000
<v Speaker 3>deny that.

0:38:54.840 --> 0:38:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, is it fair? Juice based? It?

0:38:57.200 --> 0:39:01.640
<v Speaker 1>I think it is just a another vehicle for her

0:39:01.760 --> 0:39:04.480
<v Speaker 1>the juicex obsession.

0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:07.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, because we've never really understood it. Have we? Should

0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:09.480
<v Speaker 2>we open it and have a little sip? Why not?

0:39:10.520 --> 0:39:14.320
<v Speaker 2>It's warm too, My favorite way to enjoy a bevera.

0:39:14.600 --> 0:39:18.080
<v Speaker 1>The one thing I do love about this is the

0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:20.879
<v Speaker 1>most exciting part of any drink.

0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:21.760
<v Speaker 3>Is the pop.

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:27.040
<v Speaker 2>And even oh okay, that's I haven't got a glass

0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:28.799
<v Speaker 2>are We're just gonna we get a necket out of

0:39:28.800 --> 0:39:33.960
<v Speaker 2>the bottle. That's delicious? Is it? Does it have alcohol

0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:38.279
<v Speaker 2>in it? Oh? My god, I hope non alcoholic. All right,

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:39.880
<v Speaker 2>we'll give it to me. I'll be the judge of it.

0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 1>That's delicious, and I've tried them all anyway. In the end,

0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:45.239
<v Speaker 1>I just went now, if I want to have a drink,

0:39:45.239 --> 0:39:46.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have a diet coke or a glass of water.

0:39:47.080 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 3>But that's delicious.

0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Have some.

0:39:49.040 --> 0:39:51.000
<v Speaker 3>This is not an ad by the way, for makey beer.

0:39:51.280 --> 0:39:54.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, that's delicious. What it is to give you

0:39:54.320 --> 0:39:58.719
<v Speaker 2>as it's apple ties the supermarket. Remember I used to

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:01.400
<v Speaker 2>love apple. That's what my parents, who were non drinkers,

0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:04.719
<v Speaker 2>would get for special occasions when we had people coming over. Yes,

0:40:04.840 --> 0:40:08.360
<v Speaker 2>in an alcoholic sparkling apple juice. I love Maggie, but

0:40:08.400 --> 0:40:10.920
<v Speaker 2>that's what that is. I'm not drinking a whole bottle

0:40:10.960 --> 0:40:13.360
<v Speaker 2>of that. There's just this. I'd rather eat a packet

0:40:13.360 --> 0:40:15.239
<v Speaker 2>of lollies. They're upset it.

0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 1>What are your favorite lollies? Do you know what I've discovered?

0:40:18.160 --> 0:40:19.240
<v Speaker 1>The sour gummies?

0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, what are you twelve?

0:40:21.560 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 3>I think so? And now I only eat them and

0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:26.280
<v Speaker 3>I keep them in the fridge. I'll so they're hard.

0:40:28.200 --> 0:40:30.239
<v Speaker 2>A score big acid or whatever it is that mate,

0:40:30.280 --> 0:40:34.080
<v Speaker 2>that's going to burn the entire surface of your tongue off.

0:40:34.400 --> 0:40:35.799
<v Speaker 2>If you keep doing that, and you're going to do

0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:39.960
<v Speaker 2>you're going to get poos that are really zingy and

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:44.080
<v Speaker 2>you know really well, yeah, like you'll burn your anus

0:40:44.120 --> 0:40:44.560
<v Speaker 2>as well.

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I'll look forward to that. See what I've given it

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:51.280
<v Speaker 1>a fair nudge. Well, tell you what, and I haven't

0:40:51.360 --> 0:40:51.879
<v Speaker 1>felt any.

0:40:52.000 --> 0:40:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't call me when I need a coldposcopy. No sorry,

0:40:56.080 --> 0:41:00.640
<v Speaker 2>cold A colposcopy is in your vagina, So I meant

0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:03.600
<v Speaker 2>to say colonoscopy. Yeah, I said, I wanted to say

0:41:03.760 --> 0:41:06.960
<v Speaker 2>a coldposcopy? What is it? Koscopy is like you know

0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:09.600
<v Speaker 2>in China. You know when you have a what's the

0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:13.759
<v Speaker 2>bilbie doing? The bilbie's role playing is out and is

0:41:13.840 --> 0:41:20.520
<v Speaker 2>going to perform a speculum? All right? God is shape shifting?

0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:25.080
<v Speaker 2>You know when you do you have your cervical screen. Yes,

0:41:25.400 --> 0:41:29.399
<v Speaker 2>if something comes back, that's a little bit dodge. They

0:41:29.440 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 2>perform something called a kolposcopy. I believe speaking of don't

0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:37.880
<v Speaker 2>just because I'm a medical receptionist does not mean that

0:41:37.960 --> 0:41:39.479
<v Speaker 2>I get this right all the time.

0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:42.719
<v Speaker 3>Well, I would know more than others a colposcopy.

0:41:42.680 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Colposcopy, I believe that's the case. But what I meant

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 2>to say is, don't call me when you need a

0:41:48.680 --> 0:41:53.920
<v Speaker 2>colonoscopy because of your sour gummies obsession. That's all going

0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:56.319
<v Speaker 2>to end up in your gut, is it? I'd say,

0:41:56.400 --> 0:41:58.640
<v Speaker 2>so them, God, you can't have any fun anymore, No,

0:41:58.760 --> 0:42:01.920
<v Speaker 2>you can't. Case in point is in that bottle, in

0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:04.600
<v Speaker 2>the Maggy Pierce bottle. There's no fun in that bottle.

0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:06.920
<v Speaker 3>That is delicious though, that is delicious.

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to it.

0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:08.719
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, I'll keep it.

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of cervical screens, also known as previously known as.

0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Smear, have you had one lately?

0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 3>Did you know that you can do them yourself?

0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Now? Yes? Yes, so doesn't I'm not a huge fan.

0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:21.520
<v Speaker 3>Have you done it?

0:42:21.960 --> 0:42:25.399
<v Speaker 2>No? No, because all that does is so you're right,

0:42:26.200 --> 0:42:29.560
<v Speaker 2>you get your little wand up the jacksie. It goes

0:42:30.480 --> 0:42:33.880
<v Speaker 2>and then you have to crouch. They give you. No,

0:42:33.960 --> 0:42:36.520
<v Speaker 2>it's better if you sort of lie down. And I

0:42:36.560 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 2>don't want to get into this. This is not this

0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:41.239
<v Speaker 2>is not for our lovely listeners. Anyway, you get it back,

0:42:41.400 --> 0:42:43.919
<v Speaker 2>you seal it up. You've got to write the date

0:42:44.080 --> 0:42:45.960
<v Speaker 2>on which you performed to the screen.

0:42:46.160 --> 0:42:48.680
<v Speaker 3>Just go and let someone dig around in there.

0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:52.920
<v Speaker 2>I think all it does is it looks for the

0:42:53.120 --> 0:42:56.840
<v Speaker 2>HPV virus, all right, but it doesn't look for anything

0:42:56.880 --> 0:42:58.480
<v Speaker 2>else that might be going on in there.

0:42:58.520 --> 0:43:01.360
<v Speaker 3>Now I'll go and you know, an out of body experience.

0:43:01.480 --> 0:43:04.839
<v Speaker 2>I mean, look, it's never pleasant, but it's just part

0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:05.759
<v Speaker 2>of growing up, darling.

0:43:05.920 --> 0:43:09.160
<v Speaker 1>It is it is, we must do it. I want

0:43:09.200 --> 0:43:16.600
<v Speaker 1>your opinion on something. What is your stance on this

0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:21.040
<v Speaker 1>is dangerous events. I don't go to them.

0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:23.279
<v Speaker 2>And that's it for Jane. Hall on the crazy car.

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Events, weddings, Hen's nights, twenty first, yeah, fiftieth, Yeah, sixtieth

0:43:33.360 --> 0:43:36.160
<v Speaker 1>is probably what you're breathing down a barrel of.

0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:39.319
<v Speaker 2>Now, how very dare you even? Like?

0:43:40.040 --> 0:43:45.080
<v Speaker 1>You know, retire retire parties, viewing parties, divorce parties.

0:43:44.719 --> 0:43:46.760
<v Speaker 2>What about viewing parties of a dead body?

0:43:47.000 --> 0:43:47.160
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Like you know, if there's a pay per view event

0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:52.520
<v Speaker 1>and everybody comes around and watches it and has pizza,

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:53.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, if you had friends?

0:43:54.680 --> 0:43:56.920
<v Speaker 2>No, that's im sorry that I don't know anything about that.

0:43:57.760 --> 0:44:04.360
<v Speaker 1>What is your take on events where you're invited but

0:44:04.480 --> 0:44:08.560
<v Speaker 1>it costs you, including event weddings?

0:44:08.960 --> 0:44:15.799
<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely no, go absolutely unacceptable. If you need to

0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:19.200
<v Speaker 2>ask people to pay for anything that you are inviting

0:44:19.239 --> 0:44:22.800
<v Speaker 2>them to, you must not have that event. End of story.

0:44:24.160 --> 0:44:26.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll say I'll tell you something else. Yeah. If I

0:44:26.480 --> 0:44:29.480
<v Speaker 2>go anywhere and I see a wishing well, I'm going

0:44:29.560 --> 0:44:30.840
<v Speaker 2>to get down. I'm going to do a WI in

0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:31.600
<v Speaker 2>that wishing well.

0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:33.480
<v Speaker 3>Explain what a wishing well is?

0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:36.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, when you go to someone's wedding or event

0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:39.240
<v Speaker 2>and actually, this hasn't happened to me, but they're lucky

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:42.759
<v Speaker 2>that it hasn't. Someone will put some sort of receptacle

0:44:42.960 --> 0:44:47.319
<v Speaker 2>at the event, saying in lousvi prisent. Oh, we just

0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:50.560
<v Speaker 2>like cash. We just went cash. We just want to

0:44:50.600 --> 0:44:52.240
<v Speaker 2>go and buy We want to go to Billy Getz

0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:54.200
<v Speaker 2>and buy a record player. Do you know what I mean?

0:44:54.560 --> 0:44:55.520
<v Speaker 3>Billy Griots.

0:44:55.840 --> 0:44:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know where that came from, either cash, didgeit

0:44:58.960 --> 0:45:01.560
<v Speaker 2>cal Yeah, Billy Guides are still around.

0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:05.480
<v Speaker 3>I bought a toaster from there you go, super super sol.

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, there you go. But it is the wishing well

0:45:07.760 --> 0:45:11.280
<v Speaker 2>is the idea that they are asking you to wish

0:45:11.360 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 2>them well by giving them a donation of money. I

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:18.560
<v Speaker 2>do not like this idea and I will not pay

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:20.000
<v Speaker 2>to go to an event.

0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, what about ones that you know? You've got to

0:45:24.120 --> 0:45:26.400
<v Speaker 1>get a weekend away and pay for the attempt?

0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:30.680
<v Speaker 3>To me, I thought so you would be.

0:45:31.520 --> 0:45:34.240
<v Speaker 2>There is no way. And that is not just because

0:45:34.680 --> 0:45:37.680
<v Speaker 2>I haven't got a red scent. It's not just about that.

0:45:38.640 --> 0:45:41.879
<v Speaker 2>Surely you are with me, I am you hosted the

0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:46.080
<v Speaker 2>world's best fiftieth birthday party, and do you know what

0:45:46.160 --> 0:45:49.719
<v Speaker 2>happened to us at that party? We got presents. That's right,

0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:53.560
<v Speaker 2>that is the way it should be. But I've worked myself.

0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:56.160
<v Speaker 2>I know you have kind of oh my god, the mensis.

0:45:58.320 --> 0:46:00.799
<v Speaker 2>I always thought that I was odd in that way.

0:46:01.040 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 1>No, but I first started feeling uncomfortable about that with

0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:07.200
<v Speaker 1>the good old wedding registry that was around in the

0:46:07.239 --> 0:46:12.160
<v Speaker 1>eighties and nineties too, it felt so impersonal.

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:16.080
<v Speaker 2>That's right to be sent a formal document saying this

0:46:16.160 --> 0:46:18.040
<v Speaker 2>is what you can choose to spend your money on.

0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:22.280
<v Speaker 2>We don't want your own idea and lovely present. Yeah

0:46:22.400 --> 0:46:27.680
<v Speaker 2>I want that dinner set. No. No, It's more nauseating

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<v Speaker 2>nowadays is when people have already lived a big life.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they're getting married in their thirties. They own

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<v Speaker 2>everything they need. Yeah, do not ask us for the

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<v Speaker 2>best a boat of ours. Then there's I think there

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<v Speaker 2>might be few bits of bits and bobs of that

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<v Speaker 2>in my online garrisel.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes there is.

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<v Speaker 2>Look out, I'm going to buy them.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's where the wishing well idea has come from,

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<v Speaker 1>because these people.

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<v Speaker 2>Look around there on.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need a you know, new Maxwell Johnson whatever

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<v Speaker 1>dinner set.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we just need the cash. Yeah, but that's

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<v Speaker 2>so grabby, you know, I mean, guess what people you

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<v Speaker 2>can live without cash. I'm a human testament to that.

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<v Speaker 2>But also I'd never ask someone to give me some

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<v Speaker 2>just because I had a birthday, do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? Or just because I was getting married. Lord

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<v Speaker 2>knows that will never happen. No, but just anything. Even

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<v Speaker 2>when you are viewing my corpse at my funeral, there

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<v Speaker 2>will not be a wishing well there to pay for

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<v Speaker 2>my funeral. I'll make sure I've prepaid it. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want money off anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine if I was weeping over your body and you

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<v Speaker 1>went leave the cash on the leave the cash on

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<v Speaker 1>the altar.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe for you to get the laugh, I might do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got so many whiskers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and do you know what? Have you got one

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<v Speaker 2>of those things that's supposed to take your hair off

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<v Speaker 2>with the little coils you get them from like an appellator. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm a one fore it. No, I never do that.

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<v Speaker 2>See can you can't see any hair? Can you? No? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's this little miracle tool thing that just sort of

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<v Speaker 2>sort of shaves it off, but for some reason it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't grow back.

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<v Speaker 3>This is amazing, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it does if you look in the ten

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<v Speaker 2>times magnifying mirror, which is what I have to look into.

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<v Speaker 1>DomU that reminds me. I've got one of them on

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<v Speaker 1>the way. There was one in one of the hotels

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<v Speaker 1>in Europe and I miss it.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I know. But you will never stop picking

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<v Speaker 2>out your black heads. Now, I'll tell you that right.

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<v Speaker 2>You can lose hours getting right up close and you

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<v Speaker 2>can see that little black hair follicle and you can

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<v Speaker 2>squeeze that mother out. Because you can, you'll be able

0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:40.040
<v Speaker 2>to see it in your ten times magnifying. You will

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<v Speaker 2>also see a whole lot of shit up your nose

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<v Speaker 2>that you will not want. I've got to do something

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<v Speaker 2>about these whiskers. I'm like a nanny coke. They just

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<v Speaker 2>keep on growing bad. And yet my eyebrows will not

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<v Speaker 2>from minies.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm losing them down.

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<v Speaker 2>Behind disappear from here. Up. I've got a really good wine.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a really great eyebrow pencil, have you Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a dupe for hour glass and it's seven dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's wrap this up. I've got to get

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<v Speaker 1>a whole lot of stuff to give to you before

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<v Speaker 1>you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I never like leaving this podcast without at least eight

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<v Speaker 2>to ten items I aimed to please. Thank you so

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<v Speaker 2>much for dropping by thank you so much for having me.