Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Be great. God, this is Jason Lauren. No, you're one hundred.
Speaker 2: Welcome morning everybody, and happy for Friday.
Speaker 3: Happy for Friday.
Speaker 2: Good morning, guys. We made it.
Speaker 3: We did guys. I had a very average sleep life.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, what a time to be alive.
Speaker 3: Shocker of I reckon, I clocked. I'm not you know me?
Speaker 3: I normally sleep for Australia. I can win a gold
Speaker 3: medal in it. No last night in their.
Speaker 2: God or something. Oh my god, we have found your
Speaker 2: skill that is. Yeah. No one does sleep Olympics. No
Speaker 2: one does it better than you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sleep Olympics can go. I can't.
Speaker 2: Should You know what? One day I remember Hamish.
Speaker 3: Andy stay in bed all day every day like my
Speaker 3: favorite over it my favorite a sleeping.
Speaker 2: How's this right? Hamish and Andy years ago did a
Speaker 2: competition where they wired each other up and they did
Speaker 2: a race to sleep right heart exactly. You know what
Speaker 2: we should do. We should wire ourselves up when we
Speaker 2: go to sleep. The last person to wake up wins
Speaker 2: officially wakes up pretty good. So we watched a heart
Speaker 2: rate monitors. You know what I reckon the people monitoring it.
Speaker 2: I think she's dead.
Speaker 3: I love sleeping.
Speaker 2: It's day three, but we needed come out of the coma.
Speaker 3: And I reckon. I was awake every hour last night,
Speaker 3: and I was doing meditation, I was doing breathing exercises.
Speaker 3: I was doing these sons.
Speaker 2: What's that means?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Someone once told me if you tap
Speaker 3: yourself in the right in the middle of the forehead,
Speaker 3: it's going.
Speaker 2: To give yourself bruises.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it helps. I don't know that someone. I
Speaker 3: was trying everything, Clint, I got upside of walking around
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 2: Anyone else getting an echo when they.
Speaker 3: Do well, I'm scared if I do it now, I
Speaker 3: might fall a sleep. Why is it that you're not
Speaker 3: tired and that you can't sleep in the middle of
Speaker 3: the night, and then the second you've got to get up,
Speaker 3: you're like, oh gee, I really got.
Speaker 2: To do I pour monkey in there with the symbols
Speaker 2: is like, stop tapping the heads.
Speaker 3: Give me that was my head last night. Right, she's
Speaker 3: a sleepy girl today? Well, you know what, can we
Speaker 3: play some calm sleepy wake up Lauren?
Speaker 2: Guys? Big day in the US. Pink's taken to the Stone.
Speaker 2: She's doing it for the Kamala. How's that? Yeah, she's
Speaker 2: playing the Democratic National Convention Jay exhibition. We'll go with convention.
Speaker 3: What did we get this stuff? When we have an election?
Speaker 2: We have the.
Speaker 1: Convention gas in four days. Can you imagine elbow up
Speaker 1: there for four days?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I know? But what are we like? When he
Speaker 3: was going for the Prime minister? What did he get
Speaker 3: in that pink and Oprah in a purple suit?
Speaker 2: She was good, She was good.
Speaker 3: It's like watching a movie, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Trying to think when Elbow got in? What did we
Speaker 2: I know what we had?
Speaker 3: Conrad, he's got a new look on Instagram, posting anymore.
Speaker 3: He's having a rebirth.
Speaker 2: Hang on, we must have an election coming up. I
Speaker 2: mean it's no is it? You know? Conrad? School does
Speaker 2: get around, doesn't he does?
Speaker 4: In?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 2: If there's an anthem to be sung?
Speaker 3: Conrad, it's a rebirth. He's shapey?
Speaker 2: Oh god, wow, Oh he looks good. He got rid
Speaker 2: of law. Got the long here.
Speaker 3: Conrad.
Speaker 2: He's wearing a windscreen of sunglasses, the big oversized sunnies.
Speaker 3: He's tired because he's a dad.
Speaker 2: Now kids, Oh, maybe i'll shave my head and wear
Speaker 2: big sunglasses here.
Speaker 3: Maybe I will too today. To be honest, he's.
Speaker 2: Falling out anyway. Hey guys, we've got a fun show
Speaker 2: coming up today. How's that one hundred million dollars? Someone
Speaker 2: in Queensland? He's waking out at all? A hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2: One million dollars, here's the go though we have a ticket.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 3: Also, I saw some of our numbers come up.
Speaker 2: I had a ticket with my three sisters in Queensland.
Speaker 3: Were they in the South of Brisbane?
Speaker 2: I am yet to hear kidding, Yeah they are.
Speaker 3: It's the South of Brisbane, somewhere in Brisbane south Sunny Bank.
Speaker 2: That's called.
Speaker 5: Brisbane Suburbs, doesn't it Sunny Bank?
Speaker 2: It's near McGregor.
Speaker 5: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Is that near Paradise Islands.
Speaker 2: I used to live in Wishart.
Speaker 3: That's fine, but sunny Bank. We're not going to have
Speaker 3: a sunny Bank in Victoria, in Melbourne, down in Cranbourne.
Speaker 2: I'm going to the Gold Coast on the weekend seeing
Speaker 2: my friendly lives in Chevron Island.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's screams. Gold Coast, isn't there like Paradise Island?
Speaker 3: Chev Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chevron Island's Richie Rich, isn't it.
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Speaker 2: Yesterday I woke up to two strange men in my
Speaker 2: house doing a service that I did not ask for
Speaker 2: but I enjoyed. And we'll go there next. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what's all going on at my place at the moment. Well,
Speaker 2: full construction on my safe space. I mean the ship. Yes,
Speaker 2: panic room, there's nothing about panicking when I'm in there, though,
Speaker 2: it's going to feel pretty sure do you have in there?
Speaker 2: So here's the guy just bought a place in Bentley
Speaker 2: and there's like an old shad out the bat It's
Speaker 2: like a handbuilt wooden ship. Looks like a little cottage.
Speaker 2: So my mate, instant Nathan, He's trading company have rolled in.
Speaker 2: They have gutted it leveled.
Speaker 3: The trading company shout out. You don't know what it's.
Speaker 2: Called Joli Constructions, something like that, jolly jolly, jolly jolly.
Speaker 3: Construction surname, So that would make sense.
Speaker 2: Not Joelie jolly, even.
Speaker 3: Jolie Joeline jolly, jolly jolly. We should do that. I'm begging.
Speaker 2: I got I got the merch, you know, holl the
Speaker 2: builders don't.
Speaker 3: They all have merch now they.
Speaker 2: Do, But I like, I like wearing it to Bunnings
Speaker 2: because I discount.
Speaker 3: You don't get it on the sausage system.
Speaker 2: Oh damn it.
Speaker 3: But I'm a building now, I know I getting free.
Speaker 2: C I built this dressl table feed me so anyway.
Speaker 3: No, sir, it's going to the lost cats home. You
Speaker 3: discount for your.
Speaker 2: From Jolly construction. It's rolled in. They've gutted it all.
Speaker 2: So there's trades going on. And I said to Lou yesterday, look,
Speaker 2: I'm old, I need a nap. I'm just going to
Speaker 2: shut my mass for ten minutes. I just need ten minutes.
Speaker 3: That's me right now. Can I do that now?
Speaker 2: No? Okay? Just as I closed my eyes, like you
Speaker 2: know when you just just get into that sleep, and
Speaker 2: she wakes me and she has, hey, try to work.
Speaker 2: The guys are finished in the front yard. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about. They're not building anything in
Speaker 2: the front yard. She has no, no, no, not the builders,
Speaker 2: the other guys you ordered. And I walk out and
Speaker 2: there's two landscapers there, just packing up the mower, the
Speaker 2: whipper snipper, the blower. Hey, mate, all done, all the
Speaker 2: trees trim back. How did you not know this is
Speaker 2: going on? Because they got the wrong house. I didn't
Speaker 2: order them.
Speaker 3: Oh did they do a good job.
Speaker 2: They did a great job.
Speaker 3: Did they charge you well?
Speaker 2: No? They I end up throwing him some money because
Speaker 2: I felt terrible and it looked great, and it looked
Speaker 2: at me.
Speaker 3: Because what's there. What's their company called?
Speaker 2: Not the best with address?
Speaker 3: Was it Jim?
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't Gym.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: It was these two young guys. And they look bloody
Speaker 2: exhausted as well because we had some big trees in
Speaker 2: the front and then they had to go again. But
Speaker 2: they also looked quite proud, like, you know, we've done
Speaker 2: a good job.
Speaker 3: And the wrong number of the wrong street.
Speaker 2: I was right street, wrong house.
Speaker 3: And they just let themselves in and started and well
Speaker 3: the game.
Speaker 2: Was open because all the trades are going in out,
Speaker 2: so they saw the construction, They're like, this is the house,
Speaker 2: all systems on? Never one just assumed I booked landscape.
Speaker 3: That is a wind landscaping.
Speaker 2: Do you remember a couple of years ago we're covering
Speaker 2: that story about the apprentice trade who got to the
Speaker 2: job site and dug up the wrong driveway to Bresty's
Speaker 2: boss and then his bross got there and was like, hey, idiot.
Speaker 3: It's a wrong one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's good. It's one less job this week.
Speaker 6: Speak.
Speaker 2: It looks amazing, looks amazing. Don't know about number fourteen
Speaker 2: a couple of doors up, but ours looks great.
Speaker 3: It sucks to be them, They would have got our
Speaker 3: rush job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you do your own usually? Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: He can't be trusted up a ladder and upper trees. He'sous.
Speaker 2: Yeah you it is just gone eleven past six. We're
Speaker 2: doing it.
Speaker 3: We've made it to Friday.
Speaker 2: I know. But we don't have one hundred MILLI in
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 3: Well, we don't do it. We don't know we've got
Speaker 3: a tip.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, gosh, we're feeling happy. We're feeling upbeat. Guys.
Speaker 2: We've got the show ticket right, but we know that
Speaker 2: it was one hundred million dollar winter in Queensland and
Speaker 2: I am in a syndicate with my sisters.
Speaker 3: You went to it said this. I read it and
Speaker 3: it said I read online that it was somewhere in
Speaker 3: the South.
Speaker 2: Brisbane where my sisters live, honey Bank.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, imagine if you all got twenty five.
Speaker 5: Milf you paid them for the ticket.
Speaker 2: Yep, he's ferut it last night. Ageah, that's important. Yep.
Speaker 3: On would you buy you've got a new hat on today?
Speaker 5: I do, yes, it's throwing me, that's what's rattled me.
Speaker 3: I bought it in preparation, T shirt and a blue hat.
Speaker 2: Well, I can afford it. Now I'm a millionaire.
Speaker 3: How good is spending the money before you get it?
Speaker 2: Oh? It's amazing lost. Do you guys want something today?
Speaker 2: Is that? Hit me up before I scan that?
Speaker 3: Twenty five mil in the boat?
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Speaker 2: to chuck on the noise canceling headphones.
Speaker 3: I am all right, do it now.
Speaker 2: Chuck those on. You won't be able to hear what
Speaker 2: we're saying. Clinton, I will say some funny lines. We'll
Speaker 2: see if can lipperad them? Headphones on? Can she?
Speaker 3: Can she hear he's going first?
Speaker 2: Can she hears one? Do you want to get I'm
Speaker 2: scared of her today? Do you want to go? I'm
Speaker 2: happy to go first, going first? M hmm, Here we go?
Speaker 2: Do you hate me? By the way?
Speaker 3: That was too fast?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just checking. Here we go. She's been a
Speaker 2: bit snipped with me today. She has been Do you
Speaker 2: do something wrong? I don't know. I hope not. We'll
Speaker 2: find out. Hi, Lauren, I'm feeling funky on a Friday.
Speaker 3: I'm feeling ready for a Friday.
Speaker 5: No, almost, I'm feeling funky for a Friday.
Speaker 3: I'm feeling freaky on Friday.
Speaker 1: Close, funky, freaky, funky, funny, funky, funky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, next one, who's this funky?
Speaker 2: I'm chilling with millions in the bank.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I've got money in the bank.
Speaker 2: Oh bad, it's pretty good. She's good today. I'm chilling
Speaker 2: with millions in the bank.
Speaker 3: I'm chilling with bling and money in the bank.
Speaker 2: Take it because I send money in the bank. But
Speaker 2: I would buy bling if I won the mill Here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 5: There's a strand of hair in my crack.
Speaker 3: I didn't get any of that.
Speaker 2: I love crack. There's a strand of hair in my crack.
Speaker 3: There's a strand of hair in my crack. Yes, did
Speaker 3: you say in your crack?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Crack? Can I get just that isolated audio of Lawrence?
Speaker 2: That you go? I go, last one, last one? Here
Speaker 2: we go. Yep, Brisbane has sunny bank. We have sun.
Speaker 3: Bree A platypus said, no, quick, have some of this.
Speaker 2: Brisbane has a sunny bank.
Speaker 3: At Brisbane Airport. There's a market.
Speaker 2: Brisbane Brisbane has a sunny Bank.
Speaker 3: We in sunny Bank in Brisbane. In sunny Bank, we
Speaker 3: have a sun bree We have some drinks.
Speaker 2: No good good, it's close, it's close. We have sun
Speaker 2: bree We.
Speaker 3: Have some some pre bree bree chase. Do they like
Speaker 3: bree cheese in Brisbane?
Speaker 2: The way? Very good?
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 2: They have? Sunny Bank? We have some break Your mind
Speaker 2: went to breechee.
Speaker 5: On sun bread.
Speaker 2: I maybe I should rename it. We will take some
Speaker 2: bread crackers. I wouldn't say no to that. I gotta
Speaker 2: love a Friday. We're gonna be diving into power ball
Speaker 2: a little bit later on someone out there one hundred
Speaker 2: million dollars.
Speaker 3: Richer, one person? And how's that?
Speaker 2: One hundred meal? It's very selfish of them, though well.
Speaker 3: They didn't know. It's not selfish because they didn't know
Speaker 3: they might chair.
Speaker 2: I spent it yesterday.
Speaker 3: No one's claimed it yet, as far as I know.
Speaker 2: I want it.
Speaker 5: Oh, I just want to evacuate.
Speaker 3: What would you be happy with if not one hundred meal?
Speaker 2: Not here here?
Speaker 3: But one mill?
Speaker 2: No? That mill doesn't go? How is yes? A meal
Speaker 2: really doesn't anymore? Does it? What do you buying fifty,
Speaker 2: mel I'd be wrapped. Fifty is good. It's a strong number.
Speaker 3: Fifty is a lot.
Speaker 2: I was going to say five, maybe twenty five, nothing
Speaker 2: against you?
Speaker 3: What six? I take it six?
Speaker 5: Pull six from that pulp.
Speaker 2: Imagine getting the phone call from like, Hello, it's Jenny
Speaker 2: here from the lot and I'm like, yep, you've won.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, congratulations, you've won two meal Ah.
Speaker 3: No, my friend's parents, my friend's parents won three million
Speaker 3: their lives and she was like, not really. They paid
Speaker 3: off the house and they gave all the kids a
Speaker 3: deposit for the house, which is life changing.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. Yeah, I know, but they weren't exactly
Speaker 2: on the way to Vegas on a private jet.
Speaker 3: We no, and that's what we want. You think winning
Speaker 3: the lotto?
Speaker 2: You are let brother, Hey, yes, stay on the show.
Speaker 2: We're talking about the breakup that's taken the wheel by storm.
Speaker 2: Jlo JF and ban Affleck call it quits after two
Speaker 2: years of marriage. Second round, we're talking about going back
Speaker 2: and getting together with an X again. I went through
Speaker 2: my quarter life crisis.
Speaker 3: Yeah with you and Luke. Did you have a name
Speaker 3: like benefit Jason lou What would it be.
Speaker 2: We're back ju Ju. Back then, I used to.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you and louid jlus like a temu Jlo.
Speaker 2: It's the target version of.
Speaker 3: Bitch.
Speaker 2: I am not a team Jlu.
Speaker 3: You are Jaylu. I love Jaylu. That from now on
Speaker 3: you will be referred to as jay So anyway, it's
Speaker 3: Jaylo doing this weekend.
Speaker 2: We had a year apart and then Jaylu got back together.
Speaker 3: Yes, everyone was heartbroken when Jit.
Speaker 2: Yesterday you were asking, you know, what was it like
Speaker 2: to go back? And I described it as this. It's
Speaker 2: like it's like putting on an old glove. Are you
Speaker 2: calling lou an old glove?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, I just called you an old glow.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm it's it's like reheating old soup.
Speaker 2: Some people say, well, you know what, used to go
Speaker 2: to the coffee club. Haven't been there for a while.
Speaker 2: I know what the BLT is like, I used to
Speaker 2: like the BLT. It's company. I'm going back.
Speaker 3: You need to stop talking like you need to dump
Speaker 3: all of that too late, mister. The dump upon an.
Speaker 5: Old glove or a BLT, I don't know which is worse.
Speaker 2: You bl BLT is delicious.
Speaker 3: It's like going back to the coffee club. I tried
Speaker 3: no boo, I tried chin chin and you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? The coffee club.
Speaker 2: It's my platel.
Speaker 3: Coffee club. What a way to describe your wife.
Speaker 2: There is nothing wrong with the blt at the coffee club.
Speaker 3: Nothing. Everyone loves and baking luin tomato. So was Lou
Speaker 3: flatter that that's how you like if you were describing
Speaker 3: your wife as a meal, you would call her a
Speaker 3: blt at the coffee club, because why she's juicy and crispy.
Speaker 2: Was she aware of the conversation? No, I cut the
Speaker 2: internet last night. She didn't see the nightly video. I
Speaker 2: was like dramas with optice again. Yeah, thirteen twenty.
Speaker 3: Four we're doing it again? Are the calls were great?
Speaker 2: Yesterday thirteen twenty four ten. I thought, let's give the
Speaker 2: trades and nurses out there again. The six o'clockers are
Speaker 2: always a bit looser.
Speaker 3: Describe your partner as a meal.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. When you think of your partner,
Speaker 2: what meal comes to mind?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: What else do they do at the coffee club?
Speaker 2: Not about shake? Doing a thick shaked? You might be
Speaker 2: of a stick shake sometimes. Yeah, I'm glad I didn't
Speaker 2: a thick shake, But then you know me. I love
Speaker 2: a thick shake. I've always said to you, a thick.
Speaker 3: Shake is a meal.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Describe your partner as a meal.
Speaker 2: Coming up, your chance to join us in the snow.
Speaker 2: We've got our little road trip next week, doxcitme.
Speaker 3: I'm excited too.
Speaker 2: I've changed the walkie talkies. Are they essential?
Speaker 3: I mean, we haven't been called, but we're using walkie
Speaker 3: talkies over.
Speaker 2: Over, we're doing a road trip. A walkie talkie is essential.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you think you know a guy. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: Such a man child? I mean, I can't call each
Speaker 3: other master walkie talking if.
Speaker 1: We get stuck in the snow. Apparently it's going to
Speaker 1: be quite a bit of snow next week as well.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a dusting, dusting.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about the snow. I'm thinking about guys. Survey
Speaker 2: coming up, snack run. We're stopping over. You can be
Speaker 2: the stars over. Yeah, I know, I still don't understand
Speaker 2: your point. Thirteen twenty four to ten. We're asking you
Speaker 2: to describe your partner as a meal. Clint of you recently,
Speaker 2: you haven't dated a few meals in your time, A
Speaker 2: few boring ones. What's a boring meal?
Speaker 3: Paul called me a rice paper roll yesterday he said,
Speaker 3: looks what did he say? Looks nice and presentable on
Speaker 3: the outside, but actually quite disappointing when you get into it.
Speaker 3: He said, you need to he said, you need to
Speaker 3: to be is your opportunity to get back at him.
Speaker 2: What Describe him as a meal? While you think about it,
Speaker 2: let's go to the phones. And I'm very hard to digest,
Speaker 2: and remember we're live.
Speaker 3: Is like a hot chip, soft on the inside.
Speaker 2: Can burn your mouth.
Speaker 3: A little crisp on the outside can burn your mouth.
Speaker 2: Good with a bit of tomatoes.
Speaker 3: You never know when to stop.
Speaker 2: Tina, good morning. Describe your partner as a meal.
Speaker 6: Juicy pork because he's solid and he's got a bit
Speaker 6: of a tummy.
Speaker 2: Pork belly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can nail belly.
Speaker 2: I mean the meal, not the person.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty when your husband is not on office.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying I can him. I'm saying I
Speaker 2: can nail an actual pork belly.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Therese from Eltham, good.
Speaker 2: Morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: Can you describe your partner as a meal?
Speaker 7: Is a bit like a meat pie. He's sort of
Speaker 7: very solid on the outside, but so squishy and scrunchy in.
Speaker 3: The That's a cute boy.
Speaker 5: I don't know what's inside those meat pies.
Speaker 3: You really don't look a bit of a mixed bag.
Speaker 2: It's been too sweet this morning. I thought that'd be
Speaker 2: savage to Paul in glen Roy, Paul, how are you dating?
Speaker 4: Gorning? Guys?
Speaker 6: Yeahs a bit like a suculate Dumpley got that dump
Speaker 6: fuck ass.
Speaker 3: The one. What did he say?
Speaker 2: I think maybe? Is that what he said? Sam? Sam
Speaker 2: and Malgrave, Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 2: We're good? The name's Jas That's fine, Sam, Sam, Who
Speaker 2: are you dating? Describe him as a meal?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 7: My man is like a lamb Shank is a strong,
Speaker 7: juicy patty and he's a gorgeous silver.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm afraid a little bit of white whistle on there. Hello, Will,
Speaker 2: I'm good. I love what lamb shanks slow called Shanks
Speaker 2: put him in all day.
Speaker 3: They've been slow. Do you think she's saying her husband's
Speaker 3: a bit slow?
Speaker 2: Well described? You? Buttner is a meal? Look at.
Speaker 7: Describe her as a sea urchin, very very hard to
Speaker 7: get into and once you get there.
Speaker 4: I'm all, that's right, and you.
Speaker 2: Guys are ripping into me like an oyster. I've never
Speaker 2: dined out on a sea urchin.
Speaker 3: I think he means an oyster might be an oyster
Speaker 3: sea urchin's in shells. Don't come in to shell sea urchin,
Speaker 3: I don't think so. You don't have to open it
Speaker 3: up like an oyster. Very hard to get into. When
Speaker 3: you do, it's just stores.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Right. I don't think you'll be getting into the
Speaker 2: sea urchin anytime soon.
Speaker 3: If she's heard that, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Wag yelling on a road trip, we are. We are
Speaker 2: heading to a snow September is the perfect time to
Speaker 2: learn how to ski. So I head to Mount Bullard
Speaker 2: with the family these spring school holidays. Larne enrolled me
Speaker 2: in the ski school.
Speaker 3: I think it's like you're either in the koalas or
Speaker 3: the warm bats average age forty kids. But you can
Speaker 3: also just get a lesson as a beginner, because anyone
Speaker 3: can learn to ski any age. But I think you
Speaker 3: being in ski school with the kids will be great
Speaker 3: fun for the rest of us to watch.
Speaker 2: You have not skied before. I've skied once. I'm not bad,
Speaker 2: not bad.
Speaker 3: Some people do pick it up very quickly.
Speaker 2: It was a reality check that bloody hell. It's hard, yeah,
Speaker 2: but like people make it look easy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very hard, but it's fun because you know
Speaker 3: what you've got your legs, aren't You don't have ski legs,
Speaker 3: so you use muscles. You don't know.
Speaker 1: What's very funny someone getting the speed wobbles on skis
Speaker 1: when you covered.
Speaker 3: You got to turn, just have to crash, crash. No,
Speaker 3: you don't have to crack, but you do. You try
Speaker 3: ski across the mountains crash ski wobbles.
Speaker 2: Because Chapel straight about two in the morning, it's got
Speaker 2: the ski wobbles the stairs of the.
Speaker 3: Electric In the video of Paul learning to ge but
Speaker 3: I've seen her get rescued. Oh my god, did he ever?
Speaker 3: It's the funniest thing you've ever seen. I've never seen
Speaker 3: someone so persistent. Though if I fell that many times,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, this is not for me. Kept getting out.
Speaker 2: Oh you know me, I'm stubborn as hell. I'm not
Speaker 2: leaving that mountainuntil I'm getting there. Hey, oh you have
Speaker 2: to do was register by the no overplayer app. We
Speaker 2: are about to FaceTime someone who has registered. They will
Speaker 2: have thirty seconds to put on ski gear.
Speaker 3: Let's do it, Brook.
Speaker 2: H Brookie, it's jas, Lauren and Clinton. Your time starts.
Speaker 2: Now get it, Brooke. She's already in and she's got the.
Speaker 3: Ski goggles on and she's outside. She's still going what
Speaker 3: else you? Oh my gosh, war where are you? I
Speaker 3: might work at the moment, what are you doing? And
Speaker 3: asked you, why are you're walking around in ski goggle?
Speaker 3: I work in a school camp. No, I'm I'm setting
Speaker 3: up one of the activities. So there's no one out
Speaker 3: here at the moment.
Speaker 2: She said, school camp. This is going to be akin
Speaker 2: to a school camp.
Speaker 1: All of us, Yes, after us coming on a road trip,
Speaker 1: plan the activities for ushy.
Speaker 2: Brooke, You're coming to the snow could awesome, Thanks gud,
Speaker 2: no worries. We're going to take care of the light transfers, accommodation,
Speaker 2: ski higher or your ski gear. We will see you
Speaker 2: on the slopes.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2: Noorries away heading to the snaws. Well, guys, we're getting old.
Speaker 3: We are getting lucky.
Speaker 2: We still have twenty five We're young at heart.
Speaker 3: I know, but we can't recover like we're twenty five.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. No, we don't.
Speaker 3: Like I have wined all morning about being tigers. I've
Speaker 3: had like four hours sleep. Are you sick? Go out
Speaker 3: sleep for an hour and no hangover. I just had
Speaker 3: a bad night sleep. But I would go have an
Speaker 3: hour of sleep and bounce up and go to work. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm working twelve hours on my feet at chad'st the
Speaker 3: thought of being on my feet for twelve hours. Now,
Speaker 3: even with twelve hours sleep.
Speaker 2: It's still an Yesterday, we had one of our producers,
Speaker 2: gen Z I think she's like twelve or thirteen, in
Speaker 2: the studio and she was running through some of the
Speaker 2: words that they're now banning in school, Yeah, and the
Speaker 2: meaning behind them.
Speaker 3: Okay, what about guyet geat got.
Speaker 8: So It's like, yeah, yeah it was so gat even
Speaker 8: so gat What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Damn so gad sounds like.
Speaker 5: Damn Lozzie yourself yat Lozzy?
Speaker 2: You gat girl.
Speaker 3: Sounds like I've got doubt. I mean it's like, you're
Speaker 3: really attractive, You're pretty. Why are you all laughing? You
Speaker 3: say it, then go on, Jason, you.
Speaker 2: Got you got gout? Girl, don't have.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So if I like someone of my oh he's
Speaker 3: gaty What does it mean? What does it mean though?
Speaker 3: What is it short for hot? I don't know, like's charisma?
Speaker 2: Yes, gat means someone is thick. I think is how
Speaker 2: they would in the backside.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well your gat in the head, Jason. It's
Speaker 3: like both, you can do both like they use it
Speaker 3: as you're so attractive as well. Right, well that's hot.
Speaker 3: He's a millennial. Don't listen to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're a millennial.
Speaker 3: You are?
Speaker 2: You are down yesterday?
Speaker 3: I mean I love that, she says. They use it
Speaker 3: like this, that's her gen z.
Speaker 2: So you thick. Yesterday the boys were home sick. One
Speaker 2: of them is on their iPad out the back honey,
Speaker 2: and the trades that are around doing the renaults our
Speaker 2: place walk up there like, oh you're doing some minecraft mate.
Speaker 2: He looks down. He goes, wow, okay, that makes me
Speaker 2: feel old. How he was on stocks stocks.
Speaker 3: Like a stock market said, we didn't know about that
Speaker 3: is kid.
Speaker 2: I still don't understand it.
Speaker 3: I was playing sims in my childhood, and you know.
Speaker 2: How they learn coding and school stocks with real money.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I hope not. You've got a
Speaker 2: jerk your bank, but.
Speaker 3: I teamine crypto liketo, Crypto makes me feel old. Crypto
Speaker 3: mat like I'm a money girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cash makes me.
Speaker 3: Someone said, can I pay you in crypto? I would
Speaker 3: be like, I wouldn't even know how to do that.
Speaker 5: Ethereum, I'm I'm going to pay you a thousands.
Speaker 3: A crypto card like a credit can'd Now you.
Speaker 2: Have a wallet, a digital wallet, don't even try explaining it.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, Guys, what makes you feel old?
Speaker 3: You know what else makes me for old? I went
Speaker 3: for dinner last night with some girlfriends and I was
Speaker 3: so exhausted, and as I was leaving to go home
Speaker 3: to bed, they were like twenty somethings rolling in to
Speaker 3: sit down and start their meal on a week now.
Speaker 5: You can't be doing that, Oh no, oh leaves the
Speaker 5: house at.
Speaker 2: A week They're going to get into gestion in Paris.
Speaker 3: I should have left them.
Speaker 1: Some of my gaviscon just returned from Paris and they're
Speaker 1: going to dinner at ten o'clock in the evening.
Speaker 3: The europe Europeans love it.
Speaker 2: Wow, really yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: You made a disco nap before that.
Speaker 2: That's a hard note from me. Remember yesterday we had
Speaker 2: two police officers in right now. These guys are late
Speaker 2: twenties and we played them, remember we played in this yes,
Speaker 2: and we're like please academy, Police academy, and they both
Speaker 2: just looked at us and we're.
Speaker 3: Like, they're policemen and the academy.
Speaker 2: And they had no idea what we were talking about. Like,
Speaker 2: I know, unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Said to my friends kid the other day, well it's
Speaker 3: twenty years of Tina Arena's chains this week and they
Speaker 3: were like, what are you talking about. I'd never heard
Speaker 3: of Tina Arena.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty since.
Speaker 3: Surely be back for the Brisbane Olympics.
Speaker 2: Don't worry thirteen twenty four to ten. They might hang
Speaker 2: her like they did with Nikki Off the cable.
Speaker 3: Arena comes flying into the Brisbane Stadium.
Speaker 2: What makes you feel old? Made him? I just text
Speaker 2: me to remind me the year two thousand was almost
Speaker 2: twenty five years ago.
Speaker 3: It's a quarter of a century. I can't cope with
Speaker 3: that y two k bug. Remember.
Speaker 2: I remember like it was yesterday.
Speaker 3: Everyone was withdrawing their money and putting it under their
Speaker 3: mattresses because they thought the banks were going to close.
Speaker 2: I was in a movie, watching movie. End of days,
Speaker 2: which is about the world ending in.
Speaker 3: The year, like how you celebrated news It.
Speaker 2: Was a seven pm session. I got out in time for.
Speaker 3: The just in case the world ended. You didn't want
Speaker 3: to be in a cinema.
Speaker 2: Yes, you watch.
Speaker 5: You watch a video clip on YouTube from the year
Speaker 5: two thousand and it looks like I know nineteen seventy
Speaker 5: I was playing the Kuran Perk swimming race to the
Speaker 5: boys during the Olympic.
Speaker 2: Why is it so great? It looks so clear back
Speaker 2: in the day, I know the TV? Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: It is clear?
Speaker 3: And where old? The other thing that makes me feel
Speaker 3: really old is like when I see people that can
Speaker 3: sleep anywhere. I remember in my twenties I could sleep
Speaker 3: on a couch, I could sleep on the floor. I
Speaker 3: could now if I need to be horizontally in bed
Speaker 3: with two perfectly plush pillows, and I need to be
Speaker 3: lying flat.
Speaker 2: And it's got to be a posturepedic, and.
Speaker 3: The lights all need to be off and the temperature
Speaker 3: needs to be eighteen degrees otherwise I'm cooked for a week.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. When you walk off a plane
Speaker 2: at the airport and you get to the escalator, do
Speaker 2: you do the stairs or the escalator.
Speaker 3: Depends how long the flight is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, escalator, Yes. I give a filthy look to those
Speaker 2: people on a power trip on the stairs. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're not proving anything to anyone carrying their suitcase down,
Speaker 2: is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's a long floot, I always do the
Speaker 3: stairs because I feel like you need to get the
Speaker 3: blood pumping, because at my age you'll get deep fame
Speaker 3: from boss. I do the calf exercises in the books.
Speaker 2: Twenty four to ten. What makes you feel old? What
Speaker 2: makes you feel old? Welcome to the show, Big J,
Speaker 2: Big J, Big J. Good morning, Lauren. Loved to speak
Speaker 2: you again by us.
Speaker 3: Hey, Big J, tell us what makes you feel old? Brother?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 2: A couple of things.
Speaker 6: One is the original Ninja Turtles of forty years old
Speaker 6: and too for My daughter's boyfriend calls me, sir.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know
Speaker 2: what kids don't do anymore, Like, oh, thanks having us,
Speaker 2: mister Hawkins. It's like okyday, Jason here to see Felix.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I always caught. Yeah, it would be
Speaker 3: mister Hawkins and mister Stands.
Speaker 2: Just bring back some memories, Big Jaya, My sister at
Speaker 2: the moment.
Speaker 6: I had an original Ninja turtle foot soldier Cigaurine and
Speaker 6: Mum's place.
Speaker 2: Back in February to five, and then she that idiot,
Speaker 2: gave it to her.
Speaker 4: Nephew and let my nephew let it, let him open it,
Speaker 4: throwing it backs down the grain kick him out.
Speaker 2: Of the family. Big Ja's out of the will I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's a little buddy, Okay, Big j have a good day,
Speaker 2: Big Jay.
Speaker 3: The other thing that will make you feel old Friends
Speaker 3: I loved Friends that finished twenty years ago. I remember
Speaker 3: watching the final Friends that was twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: Gen Z, this will kill us, gen Z. Can you
Speaker 2: name the four teenage ninja turtles?
Speaker 3: No? Can you name the just one?
Speaker 2: Can you name one?
Speaker 3: No? What about the characters in Friends? Rachel and Mally
Speaker 3: Cat Yes, Matt No, Matt LeBlanc was.
Speaker 2: Have you heard of Raphael Donald Tello.
Speaker 3: Leonardo Michaelangelo DiCaprio. Yeah, now you're probably in his hitting zone.
Speaker 2: Though, happy because you're ze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've still got one year.
Speaker 2: LEFTWI the font on your phone.
Speaker 3: I haven't done the big font yet.
Speaker 5: I think I'm struggling with my sort of smaller meeting.
Speaker 2: I don't use the phone. I get it to talk
Speaker 2: to me. What number do you want to call?
Speaker 3: Last night at dinner, one of the girls were at Dastasio,
Speaker 3: which is beautiful candle restaurant. We had a stunning dinner
Speaker 3: there last night.
Speaker 2: What time was the seating six? How were they opened?
Speaker 2: Would you break in?
Speaker 3: It was a private fund. It was six o'clock dinner.
Speaker 3: Because we're old, and one of the girls couldn't read
Speaker 3: the menu, she took a photo of it on her
Speaker 3: phone and then zoomed to ride in. She said there
Speaker 3: was like three entrees and three mains and she goes, oh,
Speaker 3: have this steak and they're sorry, mad mistakes not on
Speaker 3: the menu, and she was like, I've got a zoom.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what do you take your photo for? And
Speaker 3: she's like, I can't see it.
Speaker 2: She zoomed in on the word and Sam, what makes
Speaker 2: you feel old?
Speaker 3: My niece?
Speaker 7: So I was out and about was there in the
Speaker 7: city and the CBD and she's like, hey, let's go
Speaker 7: to the pub and get a drink. I'm like, you
Speaker 7: can't do that.
Speaker 3: You're like ten.
Speaker 4: She's like, I'm eighteen.
Speaker 3: I know when nieces and nephews or baby cousins get
Speaker 3: driver's licenses.
Speaker 2: And sorry when Bindio when I had a kid, I'm like,
Speaker 2: she's seven.
Speaker 3: Niki Webs has got about three kids?
Speaker 2: Really forty is she.
Speaker 3: Might played?
Speaker 5: Should be about thirty five?
Speaker 2: I recond Janet and Barrack. What makes you feel old?
Speaker 3: I was playing pickleball last night wearing my Don Henley
Speaker 3: T shirt and the people are playing against didn't know
Speaker 3: who Donnelly, John Henley were or the Eagles.
Speaker 2: You know what? You play a pickleball, you're still younger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's young, that's my that's young. You're playing squash
Speaker 3: like Jason?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Old. Most kids don't even know what squashy is. K Webster,
Speaker 3: by the way, it's thirty seven.
Speaker 2: She's getting there with three kids. Look for a Carol
Speaker 2: in Hawthorne. How you doing old? How are you? I
Speaker 2: just can't even use the phone properly? It makes you
Speaker 2: feel older.
Speaker 6: I'm talking to my life the other day about it still,
Speaker 6: and when I walked away, I realized older than.
Speaker 2: Are you dropping out? What was her story?
Speaker 3: And can boss is one year older than her son?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Yeah, her boss is a year older
Speaker 2: than her son.
Speaker 3: That would make you feel old?
Speaker 2: Wow? Wow, that happens lucky. We're immature guys.
Speaker 3: Oh we ain't never growing out, Oh god, no will,
Speaker 3: but our mind.
Speaker 2: You don't get any more peter pan than this show.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you when you went to Electric the
Speaker 5: other day, Jays, Yes, what was the reaction?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: The people around you really good? So many people offered
Speaker 2: to help me up the stairs quick, we.
Speaker 5: Ease your senior's discountbay around.
Speaker 2: Actually, got to check my GoFundMe page. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: get one of those little electric chairs put in on
Speaker 2: the railing just for when I need to leave.
Speaker 3: Honestly, they should put one of those in for those
Speaker 3: of us who are too old to get down the stairs.
Speaker 2: On the US gone seven point thirty. We woke up
Speaker 2: this morning to a little email which, well our eyes
Speaker 2: lit up like poking machines. It said, we have one
Speaker 2: on Powerball. We need to check the show ticket.
Speaker 3: Coming up there ourselves together the show.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, we did a syndicate. We might be walking out.
Speaker 3: Of here and I can confirm we got the power Ball.
Speaker 2: Well, we bought the power hit. We don't ruin it.
Speaker 2: We got the power we got the Powerball skill.
Speaker 3: It's not about the journey it's about what happens at
Speaker 3: the end.
Speaker 1: Speaking of journeys, last night, I went on one State
Speaker 1: Night with the boys. Delightful, delightful steak restaurant, anguson Bond,
Speaker 1: Crack and Spot, great, great little restaurant.
Speaker 2: Actually lighting incredible. I'm big on lighting in a restaurant.
Speaker 2: I like a duck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone likes it.
Speaker 2: Duck where it was dining with me. It takes me
Speaker 2: from a six to eight?
Speaker 3: Yeah. So who'd you go with last night?
Speaker 5: Thanks you the question, Lauren. Actually your fiance was there? Paul?
Speaker 3: Yes, because I had a function last night and if
Speaker 3: I'm out, he can't possibly stay home.
Speaker 2: Well, Paul was there because.
Speaker 3: We don't have kids, so he's like, He's like, I'm
Speaker 3: going out too then, and I said, well where are
Speaker 3: you going? He goes, I don't know? And I said,
Speaker 3: who are you going with? He goes, I don't know? Oh, Colquint, No,
Speaker 3: It's like cool, Quinn Glint. Are we up for it?
Speaker 2: How often do you do steak night? My friend Matthew was.
Speaker 3: They invented steak night last night? Oh right, okay, your friend.
Speaker 1: Matt Yeah, but I drove it was sort of I
Speaker 1: thought it's a steak night. I've got a loan on today.
Speaker 5: Don't want to be under the weather, which I'm not,
Speaker 5: by the way, full declaration.
Speaker 3: Did Paul right? No, No fact, Paul wasn't even in
Speaker 3: a condition to walk home last night. He did not drive.
Speaker 3: He's not as sensible.
Speaker 1: Something happened that we shan't be talking about anyway in
Speaker 1: terms of what happened to me. A couple of cocktails, yes,
Speaker 1: very nice pre dinner cocktails and a bottle of red
Speaker 1: wine at dinner.
Speaker 3: You can't be driving.
Speaker 2: No, that's the thing. Came to the realization I shouldn't
Speaker 2: be driving. And we always say, like we're pretty open that,
Speaker 2: like it's just not worth even two beers. Now I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what, it's not worth it if you're not
Speaker 2: sure exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, the anxiety is one thing, but the danger is another.
Speaker 1: So the options are a leave the car there or be.
Speaker 2: Stay there forever.
Speaker 5: We that's.
Speaker 2: B did he He's going to have somewhere to live
Speaker 2: now in Bermuda Triangle? Didn't?
Speaker 3: When was it a dinner for some girlfriends and my
Speaker 3: girlfriend Sally? You got a text from Paul saying, Sally,
Speaker 3: what's the number of the I drink you drive number,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what.
Speaker 5: Does that mean?
Speaker 2: I drink you drive.
Speaker 3: I heard of this and I was like, why is
Speaker 3: Paul texting my friend Sally about an I drink you
Speaker 3: drive And he didn't even drive. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I wonder who's drinking and needs to get Paul.
Speaker 5: He said, I work in logistics. I'll solve this problem.
Speaker 3: Because twisting your arm to stay out with him.
Speaker 1: So he came up with the concept I drink you drift,
Speaker 1: which is some you get a driver, you get someone
Speaker 1: to drive your car home, right right.
Speaker 2: As it turned out, that was a bit expensive, so
Speaker 2: you didn't want to pay for it. So we went
Speaker 2: on the air tasker.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, just get an uber with the task.
Speaker 1: Being some home get me, get me in my car home.
Speaker 1: So we put seventy bucks on it. That's a pretty
Speaker 1: good where you go from that's uber would be thirty bucks.
Speaker 2: There's nothing better than wake up the next day you
Speaker 2: can car.
Speaker 3: So what it costs seventy dollars to get from South.
Speaker 2: Yarra to Richmond, Actually we put one hundred dollars on it.
Speaker 2: Someone bid seventy dollars. Well, terfict this fella, this lovely man.
Speaker 5: His name was Cyril. Oh ye like Cyril Cyril or
Speaker 5: to train from Rouville.
Speaker 3: That would have taken an hour.
Speaker 5: From Rouville to South Yarra to pick me in my
Speaker 5: car up and drive me to Richmond, which, by the way,
Speaker 5: the journey.
Speaker 2: Was five minutes. When he told you that, did you
Speaker 2: look in the conversation in the car hang on? Awkward?
Speaker 3: When he got there? Yeah, did you guy coming?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Do you make him stand standing at the restaurant waiting
Speaker 3: for me? How long did you leave him waiting for
Speaker 3: I always.
Speaker 2: Said ten forty five, went out there at ten forty five.
Speaker 5: Clean, Cyril.
Speaker 2: Clean. You need to clean up your life, mate, it's
Speaker 2: being responsible.
Speaker 3: And then did he have to carry to get home?
Speaker 5: So he pulled up at my place? I live quite
Speaker 5: close to a train station, I said.
Speaker 3: Did you offer to drop him to Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: Drop him at the trade station, even himself to dump in.
Speaker 2: You can borrow the car, but you don't have to
Speaker 2: bring it back again. Now he's got to get dollars.
Speaker 2: He caught a trade back to Roeville.
Speaker 3: He should have got an air task a three hour
Speaker 3: round trip for him.
Speaker 1: But you know what, he's seventy dollars to the good.
Speaker 1: Do you know what asl he would have Actually he
Speaker 1: told me he's I think he's in his late twenties
Speaker 1: because he's just finished an honors degree at university.
Speaker 2: So good on him.
Speaker 3: Did you give him a tip or just a seventy that?
Speaker 3: Do you have an air tasker?
Speaker 2: Did you know I paid her? Belief he center console
Speaker 2: and everything in the car as well. You know they
Speaker 2: bought this service out in Sydney. You're gonna love this. Well.
Speaker 3: Paul Zuberratt must have been broken because he couldn't get
Speaker 3: home at the same time.
Speaker 2: He should have got the hair tasker with me. The
Speaker 2: ones in Sydney rocked up on electric bikes and then
Speaker 2: they fold the bike up, put it in your boot car,
Speaker 2: and then they drive your car.
Speaker 3: So what is that? Is that like an I drink
Speaker 3: you drive?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, but they rock up on little electric scooters.
Speaker 3: And then they drive the electric scooter the next job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they fold the scooter up, put in your boot,
Speaker 2: drive you home with your car, take the scooter out
Speaker 2: and have that year. I don't know what's it called
Speaker 2: I drink you drive?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, that's it. I heard you covering it in
Speaker 2: the news earlier. Powerball one hundred million, Yes we had
Speaker 2: a winter last night we did.
Speaker 3: One winner has taken home one hundred million dollars. It's
Speaker 3: a mystery who this person is. If you've got a
Speaker 3: ticket in Melbourne, don't bother. The jecket apparently was brought
Speaker 3: in Brisbane in the South of Prisbe.
Speaker 2: But it cashould be one under the division one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so maybe check it. I it to us,
Speaker 3: We'll check it.
Speaker 2: I want twenty three bucks on my personal ticket.
Speaker 3: You other and checked my check their old personnel.
Speaker 2: See I'm hanging out. I keep checking my phone because
Speaker 2: my sisters and I all go in and get a
Speaker 2: ticket syndicate. Hang on, do you use the app? I
Speaker 2: use the app.
Speaker 3: Has anyone ever won the big money on an app?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Ticket there is a risk of
Speaker 3: losing it.
Speaker 2: I just put it on the fridge like an old
Speaker 2: person and circle the numbers and.
Speaker 3: Then do you pull your tissue out of your sleeve,
Speaker 3: blow your nose. You can put it back in your sleep.
Speaker 2: Seriously, I circle the numbers, go through the line by line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you can just type the bark over
Speaker 3: but it's not question.
Speaker 2: Question at eight thirty Do you pause whatever show you're
Speaker 2: watching and then watch the live draw?
Speaker 3: How do you even watch it? Where is it?
Speaker 2: I think they stream it these days on TV. No,
Speaker 2: I don't think it is. It is. Well, during the
Speaker 2: movie it would pop up down the bottom sometimes the numbers.
Speaker 3: On the Friday night flick Yeah yeah, God world streaming it.
Speaker 2: So look, my sisters and I have gone in bought
Speaker 2: a ticket. They live in Queensland and I'm yet to
Speaker 2: hear from them.
Speaker 3: Can you call one of them a check?
Speaker 5: I'm hoping well there was one Queensland winner in.
Speaker 3: South of Brisbane where they live.
Speaker 2: You know what I deserve it?
Speaker 3: Would you give us something we said we'd give you
Speaker 3: to you know I would?
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 3: What would you give us?
Speaker 2: Probably a cardboard cutout of myself, you know.
Speaker 3: What with a grill like gold James.
Speaker 2: I'd buy us all matching cars sick.
Speaker 3: I'd take it.
Speaker 2: So we look like a convoy like that. Something real?
Speaker 2: So what if we win as a show?
Speaker 3: Okay, so we did a show ticket. We chose the
Speaker 3: numbers thirteen, twenty four and ten because that is our
Speaker 3: phone number. Yep, I can confirm and.
Speaker 2: Before you, before you get to it. We've got our
Speaker 2: syndicate join us on the line. Because we open up
Speaker 2: the phones and we said, look, we're looking for four
Speaker 2: listeners to join our syndicate. They all join us this morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning syndicate, Good morning.
Speaker 3: We've got Jim, Kerry, Joe and Simone lovely.
Speaker 2: Gimm are you ready to quit your job? Yes? Gimme,
Speaker 2: gim me give me the winning number.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jim, listen to this because we chose the teen,
Speaker 3: twenty four, ten. I can confirm twenty four was in, yes,
Speaker 3: and ten was in. So what you pulled our weight?
Speaker 2: Gim what number did you select? Talking? But I really
Speaker 2: wanted four?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, well you didn't choose for it, didn't we
Speaker 5: silly woman cut her off.
Speaker 3: Because we didn't get fourteen? Jim, really really, nah? She
Speaker 3: can stay on for a minute. She's still part of
Speaker 3: the syndicate. But you didn't help us out. Gim all right,
Speaker 3: Kerry from Lara, you chose number twenty three. Guess what, Kerry,
Speaker 3: it was one of the numbers.
Speaker 5: Carry You've pulled your weight.
Speaker 3: Done, you pulled your weight Joe in Sunbury.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Joe.
Speaker 2: Joe.
Speaker 3: I disappointed.
Speaker 6: I disappointed. I was came down.
Speaker 3: I chose number three, just coming out of.
Speaker 2: The block strong.
Speaker 3: Come on, hey, Joe, I'm just prepping everybody.
Speaker 2: You are the weakest link.
Speaker 3: Simon in Dingley. Yeah, do you know remember what number
Speaker 3: you chose? Eleven?
Speaker 4: And it's there, it's there.
Speaker 3: She's pulled her weight.
Speaker 5: So we've got four numbers and the powerball.
Speaker 3: Because we bought the ticket that you get the powerball.
Speaker 2: So that sounds that sounds like hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 3: So that's Division six. Now Division six wins, you know
Speaker 3: how it's deviced, so it wins nine million, five hundred
Speaker 3: and eighty two, nine hundred and eighty ches. I think
Speaker 3: that's what this is. But it depends how many people
Speaker 3: one Division six, hopefully not many.
Speaker 2: How many people want division?
Speaker 3: How much we want?
Speaker 5: Guy?
Speaker 2: How much should we win? Lauren?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Probably ten dollars?
Speaker 3: No, well, I'm going to make you happy. Whoever said that?
Speaker 3: Seventy four dollars and forty five cents.
Speaker 2: Which means ten dollars sixty three h Are you.
Speaker 3: Guys happy with that?
Speaker 1: That's thank you?
Speaker 3: Can you get Gim and Joe back on for a second?
Speaker 2: No, I hang up on them.
Speaker 3: I put them back on, Gim and Joe because we
Speaker 3: need an executive decisions. Now we've got seventy four dollars
Speaker 3: in the bank. Jim, Kerry, Joe, Smoan, Clint and Jason.
Speaker 3: Do we do we Let it ride?
Speaker 2: Ride? Let it ride? Guys, Come on, we'll ask for
Speaker 2: let it ride.
Speaker 6: Yeah, go on, absolutely, let it ride.
Speaker 8: Yep, for sure.
Speaker 2: Now I want let's go to South Merangue. Shannon fellow
Speaker 2: parent of three young lads. She's also a Doggies fan.
Speaker 2: It is do or die for the dog this weekend
Speaker 2: in Ballarat. Y Okay.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, sorry, Jase, My kids love you.
Speaker 2: Oh morning.
Speaker 3: Who we got in the car with you? Shannon.
Speaker 6: We've got Bailey, Elijah and Maverick.
Speaker 2: Hello, guys, morning, Hello Ja, good morning, not us.
Speaker 7: I love, I love all of you. That counts for something.
Speaker 2: They need to shut the trap because Mum's gonna win money.
Speaker 3: All right, Shannon, let's do it. I've got three questions
Speaker 3: lined up for you. There's an easy question for fifty dollars,
Speaker 3: a medium for five hundred, or a difficult question for
Speaker 3: five thousand dollars. What are you looking out this morning?
Speaker 3: We're going to go from five hundred let's do it.
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars. All right, Shannon, mister voiceover is going
Speaker 2: to give you the question. You will have three seconds
Speaker 2: to answer if you don't know. Yes, okay, five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Mum needs some playing money for the weekend.
Speaker 3: Guys, Yes, all right, let's go mum.
Speaker 2: Here we go. This is your five hundred dollars question.
Speaker 2: What is the capital of Singapore?
Speaker 5: Three?
Speaker 8: Two snamon?
Speaker 3: It is not Vietnam the capital of Singapore.
Speaker 2: No, they're not.
Speaker 3: If you don't know, guests, so put on you for
Speaker 3: guessing and talking about.
Speaker 2: You're really going to kick yourself. The capital of Singapore
Speaker 2: is Singapore.
Speaker 3: Singapore. It's a title of sixty islands and Singapore.
Speaker 2: It's capital is Singapore.
Speaker 3: It is Singapore. There you go. Sorry, another brain. Thanks.
Speaker 2: She can't go away empty handed. Something.
Speaker 3: She got three kids, you know what?
Speaker 2: How about a two hundred and fifty all about you
Speaker 2: to spend on shell fuel and tasty snacks for your
Speaker 2: drive to the snow or just for a mom when
Speaker 2: she drops them off at school. You can head to
Speaker 2: Carl's Express and ready express, Shannon, you go treat yourself dull.
Speaker 7: All right, thank you so much, guys, have a great day.
Speaker 3: There you goes half the prime by They like you
Speaker 3: same maturity. Well you've got three boys the same age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very relatable. Yeah, or again just maturity. Who knows.
Speaker 2: Charlie x e X. This is apple on over Friday.
Speaker 3: Is Friday.
Speaker 2: I am off to the AIRPORTO today. Hey, dramas at
Speaker 2: Melbourne Airport yesterday as well, someone did something that I
Speaker 2: think secretly we've all thought about doing on a plane,
Speaker 2: but there's no way you'd actually do it.
Speaker 3: Somebody I can't even joke about it.
Speaker 2: I know, but somebody that did it yesterday at Melbourne Airport.
Speaker 2: We're going to chat about that coming up in the
Speaker 2: next few minutes. But I am off to the airporto
Speaker 2: Tela Marine today to head to the GC. Just heading
Speaker 2: up there for a quiet weekend at cocktails and Dreams
Speaker 2: and Hooters. No you're not.
Speaker 3: It's a big weekend for that's right bedroom night club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going up to the Gold Coast this weekend.
Speaker 2: We are scattering my parents' ashes.
Speaker 3: How are you feeling about it? We've talked about this,
Speaker 3: We have talked about it offline, We've talked about it
Speaker 3: online a couple of times, but We've talked about it
Speaker 3: offline a lot.
Speaker 2: It's funny. Just last oh come, just the last two days.
Speaker 2: It's probably hit me because Dad passed away during COVID.
Speaker 2: I was never there for the funeral. Watched it on zoom.
Speaker 2: Possibly the toughest thing I've ever done in my life.
Speaker 2: And I know unfortunately a lot of other people they
Speaker 2: do that as well. And I think that's something that sorry,
Speaker 2: I'd so sorry that I'll never get over. And then, yeah,
Speaker 2: we lost Mum last year, and so we're going to
Speaker 2: scatter both their ashes this weekend at Miami Beach, which
Speaker 2: is where we used to go on holiday every year.
Speaker 2: So it'll be really cool, like it's going to bring
Speaker 2: up some nice memories and stuff like that, the whole
Speaker 2: going yea, the whole family. We're all staying at the
Speaker 2: same place, so it's going to sort of feel like
Speaker 2: school this week.
Speaker 3: That's what Dad would have wanted.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, Dad will be rapable that we're in a resort,
Speaker 2: not a caravan. He's sort of scared that this is
Speaker 2: like finality, final spot on your spot on, which is
Speaker 2: so stupid because I know, no, it's not, no, it's
Speaker 2: not I know their memories will live on and I
Speaker 2: always have them. But yeah, I think there was part
Speaker 2: of me grieving in the last year that was going, well,
Speaker 2: it's it's all good, Like we still haven't done that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and.
Speaker 2: God love my family, Like we're dealing with it with humor.
Speaker 2: Like I rang my sister the other day, was telling
Speaker 2: was and I said, hey, Teesh, what are you up
Speaker 2: turned she has I'm just going for a drive with
Speaker 2: mum and dad And I'm like, they're back, and she goes, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I've got them in the car with me. But you
Speaker 2: know that's how she's Like I got to laugh about it,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it is. It is a different feeling because
Speaker 3: it's also like even the logistics around it and planning things. Oh,
Speaker 3: you're continuously talking about your parents, are you?
Speaker 2: I know a lot of guilto My sisters had to
Speaker 2: go to the crematorium and to gant the ashes into
Speaker 2: like you know, different envelopes so we can scatter them, like.
Speaker 2: You know, that's and the fact that I'm not there
Speaker 2: to do that, and I have to have my three
Speaker 2: sisters go through that. You know, there's that guilt feeling
Speaker 2: which they even made me feel bad or anything.
Speaker 3: But the way you and your sisters have handled this,
Speaker 3: like losing your dad and not being able to be
Speaker 3: at the funeral, losing your mum so recently, you and
Speaker 3: your sisters, it's almost like I've heard you talk about it.
Speaker 3: It's sort of brought you really close together again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is really nice.
Speaker 3: And they would be so proud of you, guys, they
Speaker 3: really really would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd be really happy that we've that we're there
Speaker 2: for each other, We've got each other's back, constatly checking
Speaker 2: you with each other. But yeah, you hit it on
Speaker 2: the head. I think I think that's it. It's just
Speaker 2: it's coming to terms that after this, that's in, you know,
Speaker 2: But it's not. No, no, I know, And that's a
Speaker 2: mental thing I've just got to get.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, and I understand that it feels
Speaker 3: like that, but it's not it. Your parents. You know,
Speaker 3: you'll you'll talk about them, and I hear you talk
Speaker 3: about them with your boys, and and you know your
Speaker 3: boys remember them, So you'll talk about your parents for
Speaker 3: as long as you live.
Speaker 2: And tomorrow will be a celebration, like it'll be really
Speaker 2: uplifting and you know, and we'll make a light and
Speaker 2: we'll share stories and everything like that. But yeah, it
Speaker 2: was funny. I just had that moment last night and
Speaker 2: you hit on the head.
Speaker 1: Having your family together not just for that, but for
Speaker 1: what follows. You know that it'll be a beautiful moment
Speaker 1: in itself, but afterwards.
Speaker 2: It'll be great. It'll be you know, well, yeah, well
Speaker 2: a few beers, we'll all hang out to a barbecue.
Speaker 2: Someone will say something politically and correct. It will remind
Speaker 2: me of Dad. Someone will be a bit of a
Speaker 2: tight us mon't want to pay for the barbecue. That
Speaker 2: will remind me of Mum.
Speaker 3: And you know what, it's these moments like you. Actually,
Speaker 3: it's such a strange thing. We spend so much time
Speaker 3: with our families. When we lose someone, it's such a
Speaker 3: unique strange experience. But it'll be so special and holding
Speaker 3: on to this time for you to do it so
Speaker 3: they're together as well, I think is just yeah, youh.
Speaker 2: I'm glad we've done that. Yeah, because I wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to go through this twice, that's for sure.
Speaker 3: But we'll be thinking of you think.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people reach out on Insta
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, just saying you know, good luck.
Speaker 2: A couple of people reached out again with funny stories
Speaker 2: about ash's gone wrong. You check the weather, you check
Speaker 2: the wind. Wind. We literally have done the wind gusts.
Speaker 2: That's literally what we've done. My sisters turned into Tim
Speaker 2: Bailey sending out a suit report every day.
Speaker 3: Well, we're very proud of you, and I know that
Speaker 3: your parents would be so proud of the four of
Speaker 3: you being together.
Speaker 2: It'll be emotional, but it'll be a nice weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and trying. I know it sounds it's hard to say,
Speaker 3: but try and enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like I'm genuinely excited about enjoying those memories. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: you know, just having a laugh and you know, spending
Speaker 2: time together. It'll be nice.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll all be thinking of you, and I know
Speaker 3: Melbourne will be thinking of you this weekend too. Jace,
Speaker 3: we love you, Jason, Lawrence, Floods, Bloods.
Speaker 2: Morning, Melbourne. Welcome Friday. Just go on twenty three past eight.
Speaker 5: We love.
Speaker 2: Doing this on a Friday will point you in a
Speaker 2: good mood. Yeah, it does, it does normally does.
Speaker 3: So this is where we play an old school banger
Speaker 3: and if you like it, you turn on your head
Speaker 3: lights and you sing along and it gives you permission
Speaker 3: to sing along with every others. This one's a bit
Speaker 3: controversial that we've chosen today, and I think we should
Speaker 3: keep the phone lines open and if people enough people
Speaker 3: course get it off, let's change.
Speaker 2: I've got it this week.
Speaker 3: I think we should change it if people don't like it.
Speaker 2: I haven't done it for a while. I was hoping
Speaker 2: we were going to go Avril Levine complicated.
Speaker 3: I wanted Janet Jackson together again.
Speaker 2: Banger banger, clink go.
Speaker 1: Sometimes history beckons, guys, I'm getting Janet ready as the backup.
Speaker 3: You're just trying to put me in a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirtycas ago, in this very city, thirty a song
Speaker 1: was born.
Speaker 2: Don't put your headlights on yet, only when we start
Speaker 2: the song.
Speaker 3: I had this poster on my wall. Give us a
Speaker 3: call on thirteen twenty four ten if people around you
Speaker 3: are singing this one with their headlights on, or perhaps
Speaker 3: people have their headlights firmly off with their mouth zippa.
Speaker 5: Nineteen ninety four was the year loved It. Tina Arena
Speaker 5: is the artist and the song is chained.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, it is thirty years, thirty years. How about that?
Speaker 2: I'm playing this off Vinyl, Tina Arena, I love to Chames.
Speaker 2: It is your lights on? Sing along, engage your headlights
Speaker 2: Melbourne sing loud and proud. This is Nova. Jana Arena
Speaker 2: has Oh Clint, what have you done?
Speaker 3: Should we take it?
Speaker 2: Give me Melbourne a banger? No lights on everywhere? Okay?
Speaker 2: Lights on? Seals James Kayla in July and welcome to nov.
Speaker 2: What's your thoughts on Clint's choice?
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Guys?
Speaker 7: That song does not belong on the radio.
Speaker 3: Sheridan from mont Mercy, Morency might have a differing opinion, Sheridan,
Speaker 3: what do you think?
Speaker 2: No fame?
Speaker 6: Opinion of.
Speaker 3: Mulgrave thoughts Rach no get it.
Speaker 2: Let's try them out Martha and thoughts on chains.
Speaker 4: I prefer to suck on a lemon.
Speaker 2: Sure there's someone out there who enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: I had a Tina Arena poster on my wall growing up.
Speaker 3: My dad bought it. She signed leamonadd that was an
Speaker 3: absolute She's got better songs. What about the.
Speaker 2: Sweets we're saving?
Speaker 3: This babe wasn't good? Was it?
Speaker 7: Is?
Speaker 3: Tina Renda on the line. Don't tell me that that's
Speaker 3: going to rock me?
Speaker 2: Tina, Tina, She's not.
Speaker 3: I just broke out in the sweat. I was sticking
Speaker 3: up for it though in Melbourne at the moment. I
Speaker 3: start on the project the other night, so she shout out, Tina,
Speaker 3: if you're listening, I'm a fan, give us.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Fineteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: We're going again. We're not doing that, We're going again.
Speaker 3: We're going again together again by Janet Jackson on Melbourn
Speaker 3: Let's do It Melbourne, thirteen, twenty fourteen. If you think
Speaker 3: this is a better picked Jackson.
Speaker 2: Let's do it up? And about Headlights on Clint has
Speaker 2: been banned from Lights on sing Along three week ban.
Speaker 3: I could change too after this, to be honest, if you.
Speaker 2: Really could be controversial Janet Jackson controversial well Stacey and
Speaker 2: Essendon thoughts on Jennet Jackson for Lights Okay, right there
Speaker 2: it is. I rang so I didn't have to hear it,
Speaker 2: and I still had to go on you Stacey, Oh
Speaker 2: we're having a shopper.
Speaker 3: Did you like Tina a Rena though chain?
Speaker 6: I love Tina. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh well that says a lot about you, Stacey.
Speaker 3: Good on you.
Speaker 2: I've got it. I've got a few messages in my inbox.
Speaker 2: Hang on Gabe in lang Warren thoughts, sorry, that was amazing.
Speaker 4: I needed that little start of the house chorus. But
Speaker 4: also can we have some a l as well?
Speaker 3: No, we can't skate a boy.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Once I was in the car with my friend Nick
Speaker 3: car funny that I was in the car with Nick
Speaker 3: car and and Avril Levine came on and I said
Speaker 3: I hate Avril Levine and he made me get out
Speaker 3: of his car and walk home. True story. We were
Speaker 3: about a kilometer from my house and he played it
Speaker 3: so loud and drove next to me while I walked home.
Speaker 3: We had a huge fight over Avril Levine. Complicated that's
Speaker 3: what we needed.
Speaker 5: No, Tina was perfectly fine, that's Jason was fa Have
Speaker 5: we dropped the ball on lights on recently?
Speaker 2: You guys have dropped you?
Speaker 3: Did? I still call Australia home three weeks ago?
Speaker 2: That was patriotic for the Olympics.
Speaker 1: But Kate says she's just written to me saying just
Speaker 1: because Jace would play mister Brightside every time he has
Speaker 1: a choice doesn't mean he should poopoo your.
Speaker 3: Choice, simple pleasure? What are we doing? Is this show
Speaker 3: finished yet?
Speaker 2: It is twenty six to nine you're on the air
Speaker 2: with Jason Lauren Hey. Major dramas at Melbourne Airport yesterday.
Speaker 2: A naughty little thing that I reckon's crossed everyone's mind.
Speaker 2: Oh I'd love to do that on a plane, but
Speaker 2: you'd never do it, or some idiot actually went through
Speaker 2: with it and did it yesterday and caused major dramas.
Speaker 2: We are going to update you and dive into that
Speaker 2: story next end. We've got an announcement we do.
Speaker 3: It's a good one too.
Speaker 2: It's an absolute cracker. I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 2: On the other side of this here on Nober one hundred,
Speaker 2: we've got something very special coming up. Lots we do,
Speaker 2: and next week we're going to be celebrating it. Believe
Speaker 2: it or not. This is crazy. This snuck up and
Speaker 2: I did not expect it. We are about to clock
Speaker 2: one hundred shows on Nov. One hundred.
Speaker 3: How good good for us? We're still here.
Speaker 2: And I got to say to management at Nova, who
Speaker 2: saved us and took us off the street. We have
Speaker 2: had the best hundred shows here.
Speaker 3: I couldn't agree more. It has been so far, so
Speaker 3: much fun, and we've been so welcomed here.
Speaker 2: I I the work in the Melbourne office. Everyone we've
Speaker 2: met at work to the company and support it, don't
Speaker 2: we they are They're a loose unit here in the
Speaker 2: office change.
Speaker 3: I feel like I've been here for a hundred years,
Speaker 3: not one hundred.
Speaker 2: Show John, I've turned him into a hugger.
Speaker 3: We're loving it. Do you think they're sick of us yet?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Do you think they're sick of us?
Speaker 2: Potentially? Potentially? But yeah, Look, next week we are clocking
Speaker 2: up one hundred shows on over one hundred. We could
Speaker 2: not be happier. And can I just say thank you
Speaker 2: to all the listeners that have reached out over the
Speaker 2: last couple of months supported us by coming over to
Speaker 2: Nova with us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you everyone.
Speaker 2: You're bumpet of people in the streets. Possibly you know, Hey,
Speaker 2: we came over to nover with you guys like it
Speaker 2: really it doesn't fall on deaf is like it really means.
Speaker 1: The new listeners too, There's plenty of apparently yeah, which
Speaker 1: is encouraging. Must be doing something right to grinning and
Speaker 1: bearing us.
Speaker 3: Yes, No, we are very grateful for everyone who wakes
Speaker 3: up with us in the mornings. We love this job
Speaker 3: and we love being here at Nova. And because we're
Speaker 3: turning one hundred. Are we going to dress like one
Speaker 3: hundred days of prep people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can do that, but look, next week we're
Speaker 2: going to celebrate in style. But the gifts aren't for us. No,
Speaker 2: we have the ultimate gift for people that listen to
Speaker 2: this show. It is an absolute cracker and all will
Speaker 2: be revealed Monday morning, So make sure you are listening
Speaker 2: Monday morning.
Speaker 3: It's a ripper eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: You will hear. We should all set out as well.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, well we're gonna have one hundred.
Speaker 2: Let's get electric followed by one six one? Should we
Speaker 2: go to one hundred locations?
Speaker 3: We must go a year old for that behavior.
Speaker 2: Cli Hey, someone who followed us over. I want to
Speaker 2: get him on the line this morning because there's a
Speaker 2: story coming out of Melbourne Airport which I know will
Speaker 2: get his interest. Nick the Aerosexual, Good morning.
Speaker 6: Next morning, Nick, Good morning guys, and congratulations on your
Speaker 6: upcoming one hundred show.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: Nick. Now, for those who haven't met Nick, we call
Speaker 3: him our resident aerosexual because he is what it says
Speaker 3: on the box. He's an aerosexual. Planes. Knows everything about planes,
Speaker 3: about airports, about flight paths.
Speaker 2: In fact, he bought a simulator and kept it from
Speaker 2: his wide.
Speaker 3: Slator an aerosexual, but I think you did both.
Speaker 2: To be honest, Hey, Nick, did you see made headlines
Speaker 2: yesterday Melbourne Airport. Some nuffy on a jet Star flight
Speaker 2: had one too many and when they landed he opened
Speaker 2: the emergency exit and deployed the slim went down the slide.
Speaker 6: Guys, what an amazing breaking news from Calabarine Airport yesterday
Speaker 6: with that just a very twenty coming in from Sydney.
Speaker 6: I mean, as soon as I heard breaking news, I
Speaker 6: stopped what I was doing in the office and ran
Speaker 6: out and listened to every radio channel I could, looked
Speaker 6: on YouTube, watch your videos, and oh my god, I
Speaker 6: was done. What a complete, complete, horrible person.
Speaker 2: You chose you, Nick.
Speaker 5: As soon as you popped that door off, does the
Speaker 5: slide deploy?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so basically what it is for the emergency extra doors.
Speaker 6: They were about ten to fifteen kilos. So when you
Speaker 6: lifted up and bring it kind of in and throw
Speaker 6: it out the aircraft, it deploys the emergency extra slide
Speaker 6: from the side right hand side of the wing. Now
Speaker 6: those doors cannot be open. The windows actually can't be
Speaker 6: open mid flight either, so the cabin pressure depends whether
Speaker 6: you go to a kym and bench press four hundred
Speaker 6: kilos and be the strongest.
Speaker 2: Guy in the world.
Speaker 6: You're fighting against thirty eight thousand feet mid flight and
Speaker 6: you can't even open them. So it only really opens
Speaker 6: when you decreased about ten thousand feet in the blow.
Speaker 2: And that's why it happened. When they landed, I'll tell you,
Speaker 2: on the ground would have been bloody terrifying for passengers
Speaker 2: on board seeing this idiot.
Speaker 4: Stand it would have been.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so he kind of like got up and then
Speaker 6: he got told to sit back down. And then in
Speaker 6: the aircraft coming you know when they say please remain
Speaker 6: set until the cabinet which obvio seat sign in the
Speaker 6: aircraft has come to a complete stop. Well, this guy
Speaker 6: clearly didn't and clearly didn't want to.
Speaker 4: Wait for the to get off the plane.
Speaker 2: Nick, when we're on the plane and we hear them
Speaker 2: say Cavin Craus cabin crew doors and cross check, is
Speaker 2: that them engaging the slide like activating like like making
Speaker 2: it active stuff? The doors open after that the slide
Speaker 2: pretty much.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So when the Kevin crew disharm doors, the passioners
Speaker 6: can open either the Emberden checks at doors, which obviously
Speaker 6: about six set tall three meters wide, and and yeah,
Speaker 6: so I also activates the windows as well, so kind
Speaker 6: of controlled by the cockpit with the parlor deck, they've
Speaker 6: got will control of that.
Speaker 3: You love planes more than anyone I know. Have you
Speaker 3: ever been down one of those slides?
Speaker 6: Actually, when so I was back in my younger days,
Speaker 6: We're at a university doing an open day and they
Speaker 6: actually had their doing training there and I actually got
Speaker 6: invited because one of my major studying at the university
Speaker 6: of a time, and they actually invited me to long
Speaker 6: ago and and I watched them do the ex I
Speaker 6: was training, like what they go through the intensity of
Speaker 6: doing it, and I said, I really want to try it,
Speaker 6: and they threw a wet suit at me. Instady, go
Speaker 6: come on, let's do it. Let's do a water landing.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Nick, when you went down the slide, what sound
Speaker 2: did you make.
Speaker 6: When I went down the slide? I'm like, I literally
Speaker 6: put my arms up across my chest, across my feet
Speaker 6: and I went down.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, yeah, right, hey, Nik. Finally before we
Speaker 3: let you go. When we first met, you ordered the
Speaker 3: flight simulator or stimulator as Jace calls it, but it
Speaker 3: hadn't arrived yet and your wife didn't know about it.
Speaker 3: Has it arrived and where have you put it?
Speaker 6: So it has arrived, and we're in the process of
Speaker 6: a moving house at the moment, so bit by bit
Speaker 6: I'm actually putting it together.
Speaker 2: So it's it.
Speaker 6: He's going to get there. I'm still waiting on with
Speaker 6: the cost of living at the moments.
Speaker 2: To get over.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 6: I'm going to have a room for it. Indeed, yeah,
Speaker 6: so they asked out. I was kind of taking over
Speaker 6: a kid's play room, but this house I've actually helping
Speaker 6: it back and play outside and this.
Speaker 2: Is my room. The kids can play outside.
Speaker 3: Way for you to fly from to the Gold Coast.
Speaker 2: Dad, it's tailing, Dad, can't hear you. Dad's at forty
Speaker 2: thousand feet? All right?
Speaker 3: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Nick?
Speaker 3: Can you steal a quick this is your are you
Speaker 3: captain speaking?
Speaker 2: Nick? Can you just quickly do the arrival into Melbourne please?
Speaker 6: Lady and gentlemen, very good morning walking to Melbourne. The
Speaker 6: lifetime's just going on ten minutes to nine on behalf
Speaker 6: to Captain krue and the entire jet Stafflee would like
Speaker 6: to think of a tuding to trouble with us, and
Speaker 6: it's been our pleasure having you on board. Please remain
Speaker 6: seated and do not touch the emergency exit door windows.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Mick, Good morning Mick.
Speaker 3: Important to point out that Nick has actually never worked
Speaker 3: as a captain or a flight attendant, just a fun
Speaker 3: fan of the business.
Speaker 2: Gavin de grell I don't want to be here on
Speaker 2: number one hundred. We've got showers today. Tops in nineteen
Speaker 2: thirteen at the moment, not great. And he's heading into
Speaker 2: the weekend do or die for the Blue Baggers this weekend.
Speaker 3: Going down to Geelong to watch the Cats play.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, Tommy Hawkins playing.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. But it's the last home game
Speaker 3: because he's announced his retirement and it's their last game
Speaker 3: at cud in your Park whatever they call it now.
Speaker 3: So a bunch of our friends are going to go
Speaker 3: down and have a weekend in Geelong.
Speaker 2: He's got a run out for just like the last minute,
Speaker 2: like that movie Rudy.
Speaker 3: Well there's still there's still there's still time you've seen Rudy.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's the time I've seen Rudy. What
Speaker 2: a movie.
Speaker 3: Great Rudy Rudy.
Speaker 2: Rudy, No, No, No, most inspirational movie you've ever seen.
Speaker 2: If you don't cry during Rudy, then you are a
Speaker 2: cold hearted.
Speaker 3: I'm not watching Rudy today. I'm too tired.
Speaker 2: I think you need to know what if there's any
Speaker 2: day to watch Rudy, today's the day.
Speaker 3: Okay, So seguey, how's you love life going?
Speaker 2: Jay's great?
Speaker 3: How's yours clean?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: That makes.
Speaker 3: You can see what those dudes just did. You could
Speaker 3: near it, but I could see it. Okay. When you
Speaker 3: are in love, you're in a great relationship. I didn't
Speaker 3: realize people were doing this, but it turns out people are.
Speaker 3: They're keeping track of their sessions and how regularly they happen.
Speaker 3: A woman has blown up. She's taking to the Internet,
Speaker 3: where you know, you discuss all the big issues to
Speaker 3: say how to stirb She is to find that her
Speaker 3: partner has been keeping a record of their sessions in
Speaker 3: his notes.
Speaker 2: See I find that weird.
Speaker 3: What I don't find states how?
Speaker 2: See what I don't find weird, though, is scheduling the session?
Speaker 5: So hang on, so is it scheduling or recording the session?
Speaker 3: Recording session journaling?
Speaker 2: See that's odd? That's odd. But I would say scheduling
Speaker 2: the session is fine.
Speaker 3: Well, I've got friends that have a diary, like not
Speaker 3: a diary like a you know, an actual entry in
Speaker 3: their diary, but they know how many times a week,
Speaker 3: what time.
Speaker 2: It's all locked in see parents, Like, doesn't.
Speaker 3: That take the spontaneity out of it?
Speaker 2: No, because you'll be okay Friday, got a babysitter.
Speaker 3: Or you just know. Though what do you actually say?
Speaker 2: No, No, you say I'll try and get home from
Speaker 2: work early. Yeah, try and get home. So then you're diary,
Speaker 2: that's the schedule, so in your memory, it's in your memory. Well,
Speaker 2: sometimes you put it in the door, need to get home?
Speaker 3: Are you fully put it in your die? I guarantee
Speaker 3: a calendar? Not?
Speaker 2: I guarantee and prove me wrong thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: You can make completely anonymous. There would be people scheduling
Speaker 2: their sessions. Wow, like when and where? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Probably nine four point thirty staircase.
Speaker 3: That's if you're having an affair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, and that's that's living. What are the staircase?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean someone from work.
Speaker 2: I had to change the location in the eye calendar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: especially with like newborns and kids like no, you know
Speaker 2: what when it's like, you know, it's a one year
Speaker 2: old and they've got that two hour sleep window in
Speaker 2: the middle of the day, it's okay, make sure you
Speaker 2: make sure you're home for there eleven o'clock sleep.
Speaker 3: That's kind of exciting staying down the two and.
Speaker 2: A half hours, so you can really sit there for
Speaker 2: two hours and fifteen minutes and talk about what you
Speaker 2: just did.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon? If you got pulled over your dad
Speaker 3: and look what's in my ICL, that'd be like off you.
Speaker 2: They'd probably give you a police escort. He'd be like, mate,
Speaker 2: I've slowed you down for two minutes. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm eating into the calendar appointment.
Speaker 3: I'm eating into the calendar appointment.
Speaker 2: Let's lights and siren and get you home.
Speaker 3: Well, that would be honorable. That had been an Australian
Speaker 3: thing to do. It really would be I'm not sure
Speaker 3: people are fully scheduling it in diy kel Does it
Speaker 3: take the romance? It's kind of exciting. If I've a
Speaker 3: little calendar note that popped up right now, it's.
Speaker 2: Like hing.
Speaker 3: Ten thirty calendar on. I don't know if i'd be
Speaker 3: excited or be like, well, that takes a romance out
Speaker 3: of it. I think i'd be excited.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty or ten. That's clashed with my nail appointment.
Speaker 2: I know which one I'm going.
Speaker 3: I've got to get by them today.
Speaker 2: Guys, thirteen twenty four to ten? Are there people schedule
Speaker 2: their sessions? Melbourne? Don't let me down here. I guarantee
Speaker 2: we will get calls.
Speaker 3: Doesn't work?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, look you might not ride it in the diary,
Speaker 2: but it's just that. Look, hey, be home by eleven.
Speaker 2: I'll be home by ten thirty, just waiting out of
Speaker 2: the front at the front thirty.
Speaker 3: Are you going to someone else's house?
Speaker 5: Jack?
Speaker 2: Do you schedule your sessions? You're on the air with
Speaker 2: Jason and Lauren. Sorry, Clint's rattled me. I'm flying to
Speaker 2: the Gold.
Speaker 5: Coasterday and I just said just be careful because there's
Speaker 5: some interruptions in Sydney and the flow on effects impacting
Speaker 5: Jace hates.
Speaker 3: Sorry to the airport as it is.
Speaker 5: Clint, So the airport, what do you want to jump
Speaker 5: in your car and drive for the Gold Coaster?
Speaker 3: Probably like why would you wind like that?
Speaker 2: Check in a bag? Oh?
Speaker 3: What about the carry on just then about having to
Speaker 3: check in a bag.
Speaker 2: Ah, thirty seven dollars to check in a bag.
Speaker 3: Well, if you've that seems cheap, though it was more
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 2: Fly with quantas they do it for you for free.
Speaker 2: Well sorry, I'm not flying with Pam, Margaret and the girls.
Speaker 2: I'm flying with me.
Speaker 5: Nice little sand which as well, younger.
Speaker 2: Version where they wheel out those scales and then shame
Speaker 2: you by weighing your me the other day. Oh and
Speaker 2: they give it a little label. You've been cleared.
Speaker 3: Told me the other day, Mam was so have you
Speaker 3: had to go under? And I just looked at him.
Speaker 2: I was like, did you do what I taught you
Speaker 2: where you put on every item of clothing and wear
Speaker 2: it under the plane.
Speaker 5: Have you scheduled a session while you're away?
Speaker 2: What do you reckon? Two? Here? It and over we're talking?
Speaker 2: Do you schedule a session? Nothing better than a holiday
Speaker 2: session with your partner's go to anonymous in.
Speaker 3: A holiday romance.
Speaker 2: Hi, Hello, Hello, we're good.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 3: Have you got a schedule? Have you got to do?
Speaker 7: We're trying for a baby and so we have to
Speaker 7: schedule it in on certain daily.
Speaker 3: That's where the romance really comes out of it.
Speaker 7: Really, it's really yeah, romance, are you.
Speaker 3: Doing like the lunchtime run home from work to.
Speaker 2: Try and.
Speaker 7: Unfortunately not that we we both work and if we're
Speaker 7: out at night, we have to schedule in the morning.
Speaker 7: If the night then we can do it then yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I remember going through that when we're trying
Speaker 2: to get pregnant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with one of the kids.
Speaker 2: Came running through the door one day. Now now I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm in the middle of Call of Duty.
Speaker 3: No, put down the gar.
Speaker 2: That is that? Screams Roman.
Speaker 3: I wonder who if that helped lou get in the
Speaker 3: mood watching you in a gaming chair with a headset
Speaker 3: playing Call of Judy.
Speaker 2: Oh, look at him away, Thomas Belgrave. Good morning, Thomas.
Speaker 3: I didn't take you as a gamer, Thomas, I.
Speaker 2: Don't own a gaming chair.
Speaker 3: Morning, Thomas.
Speaker 2: Do you go? Do you schedule sessions with your partner?
Speaker 4: Well, we used to, and I wish we did it again.
Speaker 2: You sounded so sad. You sounded so sad when you said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because well we've got like we got three kids,
Speaker 4: and get things get busy and then like I think
Speaker 4: we're having six like once a month, and we do
Speaker 4: it like four times a week and I'm like, nah,
Speaker 4: that's not right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, my memory is different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, assure it's with me bad, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: Say no, we did like like two nights and I'm like,
Speaker 4: you know, to go like three weeks ago. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: know what Tuesdays and Thursdays, that's that night, that's when
Speaker 4: it happened, and then and then and so that's does
Speaker 4: and it's kind of good thing. Oh No, I can
Speaker 4: get through that weekend, get through that whole weekend.
Speaker 3: I will say, we look at these things differently. Sometimes
Speaker 3: get the weekend.
Speaker 2: It's gonna I'm sitting he gone, I can get through August.
Speaker 2: I'll get to September.
Speaker 3: We'll get through twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Tell me you a chance this weekend, brother, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: It's like it's locked in Saturday night.
Speaker 3: Have you sent an ikel?
Speaker 4: No, there's nobody had a good chat about it today.
Speaker 3: Because only nine am.
Speaker 4: Well, because because Friday mornings and new scheduled times. So
Speaker 4: maybe not today, because we're going to say to mow okay, don't.
Speaker 2: We're going.
Speaker 3: You don't want to run out of credits, Thomas, No, god, no,
Speaker 3: on you mate, have a great weekend, Thomas, anyone in
Speaker 3: this room you should scheduled for this weekend?
Speaker 2: Should we all ring Thomas Saturday night? Hey mate? Just
Speaker 2: what up to?
Speaker 3: Should we ring Thomas at six am or Monday morning?
Speaker 3: And just checking? I'm still putting it off?
Speaker 2: We do that, Thomas? Yeah, Thomas? Can we give you
Speaker 2: a call Monday morning on the show? Mate? All smiles?
Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, it's sorry, Thank you.
Speaker 2: For being.
Speaker 1: That is it?
Speaker 2: We are getting out of here. Look, I'm not asking
Speaker 2: for much, but if the past could get up by
Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty to nine over the d's, then
Speaker 2: we have a chance.
Speaker 3: How good, good luck magpies. Your days are well and
Speaker 3: truly out.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Cooks, Yeah, we're done.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you just let him have it?
Speaker 2: Well, there's a good chance I'll rock up in the
Speaker 2: Monday outfit. No, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Christ hang on, if colling would lose is Monday Collingwood's
Speaker 3: mad Monday?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is Mason on Brady's Mason locked him for Monday.
Speaker 2: He'll be here. Tell them he's got to wear his costumes.
Speaker 3: I will have to feed him because he needs to
Speaker 3: line his summer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll line there.
Speaker 3: We'll the last year he turned up in an inflatable
Speaker 3: dinosaur costume.
Speaker 2: That's right, and then laid on the floor of the
Speaker 2: studio with the chicken nuggets and the medal around his neck.
Speaker 3: No medal around his neck.
Speaker 2: You have a great weekend, never on. Good luck to
Speaker 2: the Blue Baggers as well. They need to win this weekend.
Speaker 2: We will see you on Monday. Mellion Nett. Good what
Speaker 2: do you go for?
Speaker 3: Mel I am a very poor Bombers supporter.
Speaker 2: We were doing good, yeah, we all, we all were, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's coming up today?
Speaker 3: I've got tickets to head along to the weekend and
Speaker 3: also to get in the draw for Over's cash car
Speaker 3: and a starff. Those tickets are hard to weekend when
Speaker 3: they are hot property. The weekend ticket.
Speaker 2: Hey males, young and cool, drink and schedules. Do you
Speaker 2: schedule a session with your husband?
Speaker 3: No, because I think that is the un sexiest thing
Speaker 3: every Monday night, nine pm.
Speaker 5: Lock it in.
Speaker 2: I'd be pretty bloody wrapped with that, to be honest.
Speaker 2: All right, I have a great one guys. We'll see
Speaker 2: my neighbor.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Jon Laurens Lauren feeling good on number one hundred.
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