Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren starting morning the right away
Speaker 1: to be great. This is Jason Lauren Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning and happy for Ridder.
Speaker 3: Good morning in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Welcome you weekend.
Speaker 3: Happy Valentine's Day, Casanova. Lynk just walked in with a
Speaker 3: whole bunch of love heart balloons.
Speaker 2: You know what I like? Though he's been flogging that
Speaker 2: bunch of love heart balloons for days. Now that they're
Speaker 2: looking a bit deflated.
Speaker 1: Don't say flogging it the balloons.
Speaker 3: Also, why did you give them to Jays?
Speaker 1: They're just the room for all of us.
Speaker 2: Happy Valentine's Dave? Oh lovely? Hey, hell, I didn't see the.
Speaker 3: Happy Valentine's Day. Is such a funny day, isn't. I
Speaker 3: rolled over this morning at past five have you Valentine's Data?
Speaker 3: And he went m hm and went back to sleep.
Speaker 1: I have romantic And.
Speaker 2: After that he.
Speaker 3: Said, you're running late to work and you need to
Speaker 3: get up. I walked late to work this morning, wasn't
Speaker 3: I it was late? I wasn't early disvel I really
Speaker 3: brushed my hair to make it look quite sleek this morning.
Speaker 2: Why did you need to brush?
Speaker 3: Because I had from sleeping. I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 3: there was no throw down at five am, and we've
Speaker 3: got all day for that. We got all day, didn't
Speaker 3: that pous all day? I mean, there's plenty of windows
Speaker 3: of opportunity, not like it's going all day.
Speaker 2: Thank God. I was going to is Live Golf today.
Speaker 4: I said that, like I'll.
Speaker 2: Be watching Adelaide.
Speaker 3: Adelaide's really like positioning itself as like event the event city,
Speaker 3: sort of like kind of like Arizona is Arizona that
Speaker 3: has like the story. There's not much that happens there
Speaker 3: all year round, like in general, but then they have
Speaker 3: these huge events and everyone goes to town for them
Speaker 3: and then there's.
Speaker 2: Ut Perth really need to step up their game.
Speaker 1: So far, it's like another country.
Speaker 2: I lived in Perth fourteen months, beautiful part of the world.
Speaker 3: There a cyclone heading towards West Finestralia. Yeah, it looks
Speaker 3: a bit nasty.
Speaker 2: Kind of got taken in waste deep water by Great
Speaker 2: White in the week I moved to Perth.
Speaker 4: But the people there are beautiful.
Speaker 3: In Perth.
Speaker 2: Yes, you know. The great thing about Perth is if
Speaker 2: you're not from there and you tell people, realize you're
Speaker 2: not from there. You instantly go from like a solid
Speaker 2: five to a seven because they look at you as
Speaker 2: their way out.
Speaker 4: It's like a small town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, if I hook up, you're going
Speaker 2: to get me out of here.
Speaker 1: Not just a different timeline, but a different currency and everything.
Speaker 2: Very odd.
Speaker 3: Itaa Aid have an accent. An accent, I'm from Italy.
Speaker 2: Aid goes back here in Melbourne. A huge show coming
Speaker 2: up today.
Speaker 3: We've got many dedications to people. Oh and single girls
Speaker 3: out there dedicating songs to their girls for Gallentine's Day.
Speaker 4: That's the whole rage.
Speaker 2: We are going to do a love song dedications to
Speaker 2: their pals seven this morning.
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day for your pals.
Speaker 2: Remember shell Ready Express great place to pop in on
Speaker 2: the way home today. Lads, if you've begt Flowers Flowers.
Speaker 3: Chocolates, Teddy Bears would love to yep. Teddy Bears is
Speaker 3: a weird thing to give an adult, isn't it?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 4: But many people do it on Valentine's I just.
Speaker 2: Think adults with stuff toys really freak me out.
Speaker 4: I kind of agree.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was with a girl once and we went back
Speaker 2: to her place and she needed a couple of minutes
Speaker 2: to get the stuffed animals.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you live with mom and dad?
Speaker 2: No? No she didn't, which is even more she was
Speaker 2: just child. We really should have got rid of the
Speaker 2: us during the move. Obviously I stayed. So look, we're
Speaker 2: gonna be paying your debts a little bit later on
Speaker 2: after seven o'clock as well. What's going on? News? Was Clint?
Speaker 2: What's around?
Speaker 1: You're asking me.
Speaker 3: What's happening?
Speaker 2: You are the news guy.
Speaker 3: He just read the news.
Speaker 1: I just read it. I just updated Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It's lots going on, is there? Yeah, you're asking me.
Speaker 4: What's happening in Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Thought it was a loaded question. Girl, Clint, Sophie Alice
Speaker 2: best spiller my girl, Well you just I know you're
Speaker 2: a big murder on the dow. I'm more Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: are you more of the remix?
Speaker 1: But I love you so. Happy VAL's Day, Gal, Wow.
Speaker 3: That was smooth. That's what every girl wants to hear. Gal.
Speaker 2: Just send one back saying Happy Valentine's Dad toy you too, Clint.
Speaker 3: Oh, Valentine's stay hard. If you have a Valentine, Valentine's
Speaker 3: stay hard. If you can't have a Valentine, a.
Speaker 2: Lot cheaper.
Speaker 1: Just smothered in love.
Speaker 3: When I was single, I like, I was like cleaning
Speaker 3: up with Valentine's Day gifts. I had anonymous flowers sent
Speaker 3: to the house.
Speaker 6: Really really.
Speaker 4: One boy wrote his initials on the flowers.
Speaker 2: And I called, you had hand on the actual on
Speaker 2: the car, on the pedal, the pedals.
Speaker 4: No, no, on the card.
Speaker 3: So sad.
Speaker 4: I caught about.
Speaker 3: Eighty five people with those initials to say it was
Speaker 3: from them, I just didn't. He didn't even cross my mind.
Speaker 3: And then someone had to tell me who they were from,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, people, you reckon.
Speaker 2: People send themselves flowers today probably, but like from secret to.
Speaker 3: Morrows, do you think I should send some time to
Speaker 3: make Paul jealous?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, you're so beautiful. I look at you all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll work on the card. It is twenty three
Speaker 2: past six. This is over in your handwriting. It is
Speaker 2: Jase and Lauren clint here as well.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 3: If you are lonely, or perhaps you're shacked up and
Speaker 3: you're looking for something to watch this weekend, because it's
Speaker 3: not really going to be a sparkling summer weekend, is it,
Speaker 3: That might be a good weekend to stay in.
Speaker 4: Have a quiet one if you've over indulged the last few.
Speaker 3: Weekends checking the bomb.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's great.
Speaker 3: I think it's similar to today all weekend, but it
Speaker 3: was like it got to thirty seven yesterday.
Speaker 2: Eighteen tomorrow, showers again on Sunday. However, it is saying
Speaker 2: there's a new version of the app. Do ie need
Speaker 2: to update it to get the proper web?
Speaker 3: I hate change, but give it a will anyway, if
Speaker 3: you're looking for something to watch, like the rest of Australia,
Speaker 3: it seems at both side of vinegars and new show.
Speaker 3: Everrun's talking about I've binge watched. I think it only
Speaker 3: came out about a week ago. It's about you might
Speaker 3: remember that girl, Belle Gibson who launched the Whole Pantry. Yes,
Speaker 3: it was that wellness recipe book and app. It actually
Speaker 3: got signed onto Apple and I think it was on
Speaker 3: every Apple Watch or Apple Phone or something. And she
Speaker 3: said that she had brain cancer and she'd beaten brain
Speaker 3: cancer by looking after herself and eating really well. And
Speaker 3: all of these people started following this guide and not
Speaker 3: doing treatment and the whole thing was a scam. I'd
Speaker 3: like to welcome on the stage Shell Gibson.
Speaker 2: She was diagnosed with cancer, so she's consistently maintained.
Speaker 3: I have no reason to doubt her because in her.
Speaker 6: Case it's true.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't It wasn't true.
Speaker 4: It is so messed up.
Speaker 2: How old is she.
Speaker 4: At the time.
Speaker 3: There was even some controversy at the time because I
Speaker 3: think she said she was twenty six in some interviews
Speaker 3: she said she was twenty nine. The whole thing.
Speaker 1: She's right, She said she was living life as a
Speaker 1: twenty six year old.
Speaker 6: I believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she had a real like And the story goes
Speaker 3: into her upbringing, which seems very bizarre and sad, and
Speaker 3: then she's a compulsive lie, but an attention seeker as well,
Speaker 3: and it's horrific. It's it's great though. I think it's
Speaker 3: a six part series. It covers off, it goes all
Speaker 3: the way through. Remember she did that interview with Tara
Speaker 3: Brown in the pink turtleneck Courage is grilled.
Speaker 4: I think she paid seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: So Tara knew by then it was a ye.
Speaker 4: That was her going into damage control.
Speaker 3: So this PR guy just went from bad to worse
Speaker 3: because how do you well, this is the issue at
Speaker 3: the moment.
Speaker 2: Surely she should be locked up with the guy to
Speaker 2: the fire festival.
Speaker 3: She hasn't paid. She was liable and find four hundred
Speaker 3: and ten thousand dollars for misleading conduct regarding her health
Speaker 3: and charitable donation. However, however, spoiler alert yet to pay
Speaker 3: a single cent. But she even fundraised for this family
Speaker 3: for this young boy who needed brain surgery, and all
Speaker 3: these people donated in the family never got the money.
Speaker 3: It's shocking, but it is it's worth what.
Speaker 1: So watching it's got How do you feel about her?
Speaker 3: Oh, she's so unlikable, remarkable from eric of sympathy there.
Speaker 3: She obviously had a tough childhood and her mother to
Speaker 3: portrayed terribly in it as well. But it's it's oh,
Speaker 3: you just wanish slapper.
Speaker 6: Ok.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 3: All these people who were trying to fight for their
Speaker 3: lives and they relied on her program because she said.
Speaker 2: It would you say, if blakes are listening now and
Speaker 2: there missus is like, darl can we sit down and
Speaker 2: watch something together to Valentine's Day?
Speaker 3: It's good, It's really good. It is a six part series.
Speaker 3: It's easy to watch even though you know the story
Speaker 3: there's a lot more to it. Yeah, Ashley Zukerman, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I went to school with him, so shout out to him.
Speaker 3: He plays her partner. He's brilliant with Ashley Zukerman.
Speaker 1: Brilliant one from the.
Speaker 4: Docco No it's not No, it's not a doco.
Speaker 3: What do they call it?
Speaker 4: A recreated drama?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's number one on Netflix in Australia, number five
Speaker 3: globally advertized.
Speaker 2: That's the one. I like when they go loosely based
Speaker 2: on real event.
Speaker 3: Every every episode starts with the characters going this is
Speaker 3: I think he says, this is a true story, but
Speaker 3: it's all based on lies, because that's what her whole
Speaker 3: life was. It's wracked up three point eight million views
Speaker 3: already in the first few days of it launching.
Speaker 1: It's where the watch does she get a pink turtle necker?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's whole scenes in it. Yeah, the
Speaker 3: whole thing's in it. I don't know where she is
Speaker 3: now or what she's doing though.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think this series coming out will be helping,
Speaker 2: that's for sure.
Speaker 3: But remember it was like the.
Speaker 4: What are you worrying?
Speaker 3: You look poor aadelviy Did you ever watch that one
Speaker 3: about Anadelvi the Swindler, and then she went on Dancing
Speaker 3: with the Stars and made billions and millions.
Speaker 2: Chick pop up there should be on Bloody.
Speaker 4: You don't want that. You don't want her making money.
Speaker 2: From this Friday.
Speaker 3: I'm excited. It's Friday, Melbourne. We've done it. You know
Speaker 3: what for all of those fem Fast is out there,
Speaker 3: You've made it halfway, well done all the time to day.
Speaker 3: It's halfway through feb Fast.
Speaker 2: That's off to you, like you've done. You've done fip
Speaker 2: Fast in the past and you've been well a dragon,
Speaker 2: but this time round you and.
Speaker 3: I'm very happy. Yeah, I'm doing the cleans. I'm halfway
Speaker 3: through the cleans, twenty eight day cleans.
Speaker 2: Can I go out with you on March one?
Speaker 4: When we just I reckon, I said to Paul.
Speaker 3: We kind of started on the day before, so I'm
Speaker 3: finishing on the twenty eighth.
Speaker 4: It's a Friday.
Speaker 2: That's my girl.
Speaker 3: It's not included.
Speaker 6: Fantastic.
Speaker 1: We go out there, we go out. It screams had
Speaker 1: one this fast?
Speaker 3: You're allowed to leave passage.
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Speaker 2: Hey, coming up next? You got the blokes covered Valentine's Day?
Speaker 3: I do it is Valentine's Day reminder if anyone's into
Speaker 3: that stuff. I've got a list to your beautiful gifts.
Speaker 1: If you bought us something, ladies.
Speaker 3: If you are looking for a last minute present, and
Speaker 3: I'd like some feedback on whether you guys would like this.
Speaker 2: One of these gifts makes you a psycho She's a
Speaker 2: special day today, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Isn't it.
Speaker 7: That have come?
Speaker 2: But will there be anymore?
Speaker 3: It is Valentine's Day? Love it or hate it, it exists.
Speaker 3: I love people who think the whole thing is a scam.
Speaker 2: Hey, I love love.
Speaker 3: You pay double for roses? The cards are expensive.
Speaker 2: You know what, We're gonna go out to Mark's. We
Speaker 2: can get a booking and it'll be half the christ.
Speaker 3: So romantic, so romantic anyway it is. It is a
Speaker 3: bit of a laugh Valentine's Day, but some people love
Speaker 3: it and they go all up. There'll be many people
Speaker 3: getting ready to propose thirteen twenty fourteen. If you are
Speaker 3: getting involved in the Valentine's Day, well, if that's our number.
Speaker 3: If you're getting involved in the Valentine's Day festivities, are
Speaker 3: you on a mad hunt to try and find some
Speaker 3: roses that you've forgotten about? Are you going to propose today?
Speaker 2: I'm a no to a Valentine's Day proper. No, I'm
Speaker 2: a big yes.
Speaker 1: Oh go for it, really yeah, and do it as
Speaker 1: as public as you can with the heart shaped balloons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to know about it.
Speaker 2: Lauren would love to be there for it.
Speaker 3: Anyway, even if it's token. We once went to a proposal.
Speaker 3: Remember I did not cope, Well, no, you were. We
Speaker 3: were surprised visitors a proposal did not cope anyway. I
Speaker 3: was going through.
Speaker 4: I think women are easy, right, and Valentine say, you
Speaker 4: don't have.
Speaker 3: To buy anything, just give your partner a little kiss
Speaker 3: and remind them by some roses. I love roses, so
Speaker 3: pay off.
Speaker 2: Your best present I got was just a little tub
Speaker 2: of ben and Jerry's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when you really know something right, what it's about.
Speaker 4: But it's hard to buy for men.
Speaker 3: Women you can buy flowers and we're like, oh, thank you,
Speaker 3: you're so sweet. So I went on some men's gift
Speaker 3: guides and I'd like to know how you guys would
Speaker 3: feel about these Valentine's Day gifts that have been suggested.
Speaker 3: The first one love personalized boxes shorts that we're doing
Speaker 3: that all morning? You want to hear it again? Yes? Love?
Speaker 3: Does this scream?
Speaker 1: Love?
Speaker 6: Tens?
Speaker 1: Is he playing on the.
Speaker 2: Of men?
Speaker 5: Love?
Speaker 3: All? Right?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: Is this?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 3: Love? How would you feel personalized boxer shorts with your
Speaker 3: partner's name on face all over them? Would you be
Speaker 3: wearing them?
Speaker 2: I think it's comical, but I would not be wearing them.
Speaker 3: It's very like if you go out without me, where
Speaker 3: the under is with my face on them so everybody
Speaker 3: knows you are taken. No, okay, what about this one?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Can I get it?
Speaker 4: What about this one?
Speaker 3: A custom star map pick the day you met, shared
Speaker 3: your first kiss, became official, or got married. This print
Speaker 3: will show you what the star the stars in the
Speaker 3: sky looked like that night.
Speaker 1: I've seen these for weddings.
Speaker 3: Would you like that if your wife hung that in
Speaker 3: the hallway for you for Valentine's dake? I've seen it,
Speaker 3: hung it in our living room for all to see.
Speaker 3: One Amazon reviewer wrote, you wouldn't like that?
Speaker 4: What about this one?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 3: Now? This one is a hand massager?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 3: Important so you put your hand in this machine?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know, but it says for all the time he
Speaker 3: spends on the computer, a hand massager would be a
Speaker 3: great self care pick. The heated device comes with four
Speaker 3: massage heads and it's designed to relieve pain.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a sex toy, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: As much as I love self care, I don't know
Speaker 1: about that, but I do love a hand massage.
Speaker 6: It's quite lovely.
Speaker 3: The feeling, well, I will get you one of those
Speaker 3: for vel You might need a hand massage off for
Speaker 3: a velotiage love.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: There's an engraved wallet card in Search that's like a
Speaker 3: metal credit card and engraved that says, I choose you,
Speaker 3: and I will choose you over and over and over again,
Speaker 3: without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I will
Speaker 3: keep choosing you, and you will forever be in my
Speaker 3: thoughts until my last breath. And it says this super
Speaker 3: sweet idea is perfect to hide in your husband's while
Speaker 3: without telling him. It'll be a complete surprise when he
Speaker 3: finds it.
Speaker 2: You sound or the person who wrote this list sounds
Speaker 2: cooked now.
Speaker 3: The last one I think you could get around. It's
Speaker 3: a French fries seasoning kit.
Speaker 2: Now we're talking about how's.
Speaker 4: That for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 5: Love?
Speaker 3: It will help kick up his meals a few notches.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number, Melbourne. Tell us,
Speaker 3: have you got plans for Valentine's Day? What are you doing?
Speaker 4: The cheesier the better are you proposing?
Speaker 2: You won't judge?
Speaker 3: Are you a single gal and you are doing a
Speaker 3: Gallantine's Day?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeap? Sitting on the cow cheat and a bucket
Speaker 2: of ice.
Speaker 3: Cre Have you sent yourself flowers to work to make
Speaker 3: people think you've got secret Admrs.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. And you're getting involved in Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: Just like that really bad amral trend on the internet.
Speaker 3: We listen, we don't judge. Tell us the truth, Melbourne
Speaker 3: until we get off the air. And then we've also
Speaker 3: got into Flora bunches of roses to give away. So
Speaker 3: oh there you tell us if you're panicking, we can
Speaker 3: help sort it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's make sure we don't put on the card
Speaker 2: from Jakes Laurening Clint.
Speaker 3: These for free thirteen twenty four ten, Melbourne.
Speaker 4: What are you doing for v Day?
Speaker 3: Love?
Speaker 1: Twenty four pulling onto Castaway Iland in Fiji?
Speaker 3: Is Valentine's Day today? Melbourne, thirteen twenty four ten. What
Speaker 3: are you doing for Valentine's Day? What's the plans? Have
Speaker 3: you got a high maintenance partner that it's expecting you
Speaker 3: haven't done anything, or perhaps you're all organized, maybe you're
Speaker 3: proposing who knows? Someone else suggested a good Valentine's Day
Speaker 3: gift is to put an air tag in your husband's
Speaker 3: wallet and they know where they are.
Speaker 2: Psycho behavior. We'll hit the phones next.
Speaker 3: Beyonce, jay Z Crazy in love.
Speaker 4: We've all been there before, haven't we?
Speaker 2: Absolutely sometimes we've been in love with the crazy. Thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen is our number. We are talking Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Let me set the same.
Speaker 3: Love love, love it or hate it? Where do you
Speaker 3: think it's americanized? Valentine's Day exists? And you know what,
Speaker 3: chicks still loves clouds.
Speaker 1: You had a little nibble of the year.
Speaker 4: I'm not a near nibbler.
Speaker 1: No, you stick any other any other It's little No.
Speaker 4: I don't really roll like lyon in the bedroom Jackson.
Speaker 2: You ever sticked the tongue in the in the wey? Yeah,
Speaker 2: my ear? Or you can get around there, you can
Speaker 2: go your hardest.
Speaker 3: It's Valentine's Stay today Melbourne. Thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 3: our numbered. What are your big plans for the big day?
Speaker 3: Do you hate it? Do you love it? Are you proposing?
Speaker 3: Have you bought a beautiful gift? Do you have a
Speaker 3: high maintenance partner who's expecting the world and you're going
Speaker 3: to underdeliver?
Speaker 2: You're just gud. I was like, oh, what are you
Speaker 2: giving me a wet will you there was a full hunt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did it, roll around in the air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like doing like a search.
Speaker 3: But don't they say the air is like quite an
Speaker 3: Erra fixed spot.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, rogenas Yeah, Roger, thanks into Flora at Valentine's
Speaker 2: Day flowers and gives delivered the same day.
Speaker 1: Is it as?
Speaker 6: It is?
Speaker 2: Crazy all right?
Speaker 3: Melbourne, thirteen twenty four ten Toyer from Frankston.
Speaker 4: Morning, Good morning.
Speaker 3: How are you talk is through your romantic Valentine's Day plans?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 10: Actually, I don't have problems to romantic plans today I'm
Speaker 10: on the radio.
Speaker 11: Everyone's looking at me. That work going.
Speaker 9: Who are you going to.
Speaker 4: Your secret Amira? That's what you're supposed to.
Speaker 11: Say, secret Amyah?
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's believable.
Speaker 3: So you got no plans single? How do you feel
Speaker 3: about Valentine's Day?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 11: Good? Do have a partner? I get extra presents?
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, there you go.
Speaker 3: So what are you going to do? You're going to
Speaker 3: hang out on your own? You're going to go out
Speaker 3: with some gals.
Speaker 9: No, I've actually got plans with the family today.
Speaker 4: Beautiful love.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: The birthday on Valentine's Day's a bit different, but got
Speaker 10: your birthday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a nice day to celebrate. So oh no,
Speaker 3: that sucks though, because if you do have a partner,
Speaker 3: then you're like, they're not buying your Valentine's Day gift.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm going to hook out with some
Speaker 2: gold grass tickets to Moonlight Cinema on now at the
Speaker 2: Royal Botanical Gardens. You can lay across the two seats.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, that's being better.
Speaker 2: There you go, someone.
Speaker 4: Else, someone good on your toy.
Speaker 3: Happy Birthday, Happy Gallantine's Day from us.
Speaker 2: See it out, let's head to the airport. Sean Morning, Morning, guys,
Speaker 2: Happy Valentine's Day. Sean, Yeah, I don't believe in it?
Speaker 2: Do you both?
Speaker 5: Most money spinner?
Speaker 2: That's all it is you.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, so Sean, you you're not buying your wife.
Speaker 2: One never Ea sounds like so if anything consistent?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about the people who love Valentine's Day? Do
Speaker 3: you think the suckers or do you like them?
Speaker 13: Well, they're all suckers because yeah.
Speaker 4: This isn't going to cost you anything.
Speaker 3: What about what about a public declaration for how much
Speaker 3: you love your wife?
Speaker 2: Go on, do that?
Speaker 3: Every day it publicly Sean, come on, I want to
Speaker 3: hear you tell us how much you love it.
Speaker 14: Oh, she did in bear to sleep, so.
Speaker 2: Warm, fuzzy, thank you. Sure, let's go to Hayden Morning, Hayden.
Speaker 9: Good morning.
Speaker 14: Case Lauren Clinton, how are.
Speaker 3: We through your Valentine's Day plans? Are you single?
Speaker 4: Married?
Speaker 14: I am engaged, but I'm absolutely screwed because it's her
Speaker 14: birthday today as well. He expects a separate card, a
Speaker 14: separate present for her birthday and Valentine's.
Speaker 2: Lauren, She's like, Lauren, Lauren goes a holiday is not
Speaker 2: a present to me because Paul gets to go on
Speaker 2: it as well.
Speaker 4: Exactly right, And so what have you organized?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 14: Well, I give book reservations that she's dining to take
Speaker 14: her to a restaurant. But lovely, but that's for tomorrow
Speaker 14: because we're both working. Can't do it today and start
Speaker 14: out of surgery, so we can't do it for now.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, so have you planned it?
Speaker 3: Wait? She's expecting a birthday card, of Valentine's Day card,
Speaker 3: a birthday gift, and a Valentine's Day gift.
Speaker 4: Let's just do a quick checklists. Have you got a
Speaker 4: birthday card? Yes, have you got a Valentine's Day card?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Have you got a birthday present?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Have you got a Valentine's Day present?
Speaker 3: No? Okay, all right, so let's give him something to
Speaker 3: help him out because he wants wedding to go. Well,
Speaker 3: we've got some roses from Flora into Flora.
Speaker 1: Nothing screens romance like a text message from Nova.
Speaker 3: No, we'll take our names off the card. Surely they
Speaker 3: don't say they're from us.
Speaker 2: Into Flora. Get Valentine's Day flowers and gifts delivered the
Speaker 2: same day, that is coming your way. Right, let's take
Speaker 2: one more.
Speaker 3: All an anonymous caller.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's let's call him John. John, what's your plans?
Speaker 5: So I am All my mates are going on a
Speaker 5: boys weekend this weekend, and all their partners have let
Speaker 5: them go. I am the only one that can't go
Speaker 5: boys weekend. I'll do the dinner, I'll do the rest.
Speaker 5: Rave and said, I'll go up. I'll go on Saturday.
Speaker 5: And that's fine. I'll just go on the Saturday night.
Speaker 5: And it's like, no tomorrow. So I wonder what your
Speaker 5: thoughts are and all this run.
Speaker 3: Well, Valentine's Day is today. It's Friday. Surely you're free
Speaker 3: Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 5: Don't even go there.
Speaker 1: Hey, John, you sound happy? Yeah? Do you love that?
Speaker 5: I do? I do? I do one hundred percent. I do.
Speaker 5: I just think valentine Day's American.
Speaker 3: Well more importantly, Valentine's Day is Friday. No, it doesn't
Speaker 3: extend for me on weekend, does it? Unless she's Are
Speaker 3: you married? She might be expecting a ring?
Speaker 5: No, No, but we've been together seven and a half years.
Speaker 4: It's time.
Speaker 1: Wrong name John, Come on, loger, what are you doing
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 2: Tell me about it?
Speaker 4: Thank you for beating that out because I kneel like true.
Speaker 1: You any witness protection?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: Well he might.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he asked for a voice to go on you
Speaker 3: because he doesn't want to.
Speaker 2: Sounds quite healthy.
Speaker 3: You don't want to fight on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: This is number one hundred. We're on the air thanks
Speaker 2: to show already Express it is Jason Lauren Clints here
Speaker 2: as well. Good weekend to spend it in bed. Showers
Speaker 2: over the weekend not the best.
Speaker 6: Maybe don't get out of bed this morning.
Speaker 3: Oh, Happy Valentine's Day, All the lovers.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 2: Actually, I love it. Yeah, it's coming up very soon.
Speaker 2: We're going to be doing love song dedication. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: we're going old school.
Speaker 1: But before that, so if you're a if you're a
Speaker 1: student or someone who had racked up a fair bit
Speaker 1: of student debt hex over the years, that can sit
Speaker 1: there dormant, and you have to pay interest of it.
Speaker 3: On it obviously is it you tax once you once.
Speaker 1: You earn over a certain amount, Basically they wipe out
Speaker 1: your tax refund, so your refund effectively and it goes
Speaker 1: straight into your HEX until you've paid it off. But now,
Speaker 1: if you do have a HEX debt, if you want
Speaker 1: to buy a house, lenders have been instructed not to
Speaker 1: effectively consider that HEX debt when determining whether they can
Speaker 1: actually service the more you or not. That's good, which
Speaker 1: is I think pretty reasonable.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, because everyone's got it and probably if you've
Speaker 3: studied and studied and studied, you're going to get a
Speaker 3: great job, but you'll be able to pay more.
Speaker 2: It's not going to affect you paying your mortgage exactly,
Speaker 2: because they're taking out of your.
Speaker 1: Let's say you're really smart and studying something like medicine,
Speaker 1: which involves a huge bite a lengthy. That's not a
Speaker 1: tafe job, no, no, no, but but by virtue of
Speaker 1: how long it is, you rack up quite a hex step, right,
Speaker 1: But when you go to buy.
Speaker 3: It, it's a good idea.
Speaker 1: They shouldn't have to consider that.
Speaker 3: It doesn't it doesn't impact your cash income, your cash
Speaker 3: flow anyway.
Speaker 2: What we're telling banks to ignore stuff. Remember there was
Speaker 2: that phase where they were looking at you uber et
Speaker 2: spence expenses really oh yeah, yeah, go for home loans
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. They were looking at like you
Speaker 2: uber EAT's accounts and how much you spending based on
Speaker 2: your credit card?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think really you do have Yeah, actually you
Speaker 3: have to do like an average spind.
Speaker 1: Yeah credit card and be like I remember before I
Speaker 1: bought my hand us a couple of years ago, the
Speaker 1: bank questioned a few transactions that.
Speaker 3: Said sports bet, I've got a gambling problem.
Speaker 1: A couple of hundred bucks out for Melbourne Cup day
Speaker 1: or something like that doesn't look great.
Speaker 3: Actually, having someone go through your bank account is even
Speaker 3: when the account it goes through it and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, also, if you're going for a home loan,
Speaker 2: you were drawing money, don't do it at sister red Flag, Hey,
Speaker 2: what's the stupidest expense you guys.
Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, I've bought so many dumb things.
Speaker 3: But when we came out of COVID, I was living
Speaker 3: in Byron Bay and I went to get my hair
Speaker 3: done at the one sort of good salon in Byron
Speaker 3: and there was like a three month wait list at
Speaker 3: that point. And I went in and the girls were like, Okay,
Speaker 3: what are you thinking. I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Just make me not look like I haven't showered in
Speaker 3: months and fixed the regrowth. She's flipping through magazines. I said,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to see him half now going through
Speaker 3: magazines and finding a photo of Jennifer Aniston telling you
Speaker 3: to make me look like her. So I was like,
Speaker 3: whatever you think, and I just let her go free range.
Speaker 3: I was there for seven hours. I came out full
Speaker 3: platinum blonde, and it cost me eight hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: Oh eight and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Can I just get a dramatized re enactment when she
Speaker 2: holds up the mirror at the end to show you
Speaker 2: the work.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god. But I wasn't going
Speaker 3: to complain. I wasn't sitting there for another seven hours.
Speaker 3: Do you remember, Chase, we had a meeting that day
Speaker 3: and I did it on zoom on Italhe because I
Speaker 3: was still at their salon and I was at the
Speaker 3: basin and you were like are you right? They said, Lauren,
Speaker 3: can you turn on your camera? And I was like, okay, we.
Speaker 2: Just started working together. I'm like, oh, I'm going to
Speaker 2: be doing a show with Barbie. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Because I was there for seven hours.
Speaker 1: Oh I am dumb.
Speaker 4: I should have just said just a few highlights.
Speaker 1: I bought myself a guitar.
Speaker 4: How much?
Speaker 2: It's in his room next to the mirror that's pointed
Speaker 2: at his bed set just.
Speaker 1: Shy one thousand and are you never I've never used
Speaker 1: the guitar.
Speaker 3: I think it's time to get lessons. You think I
Speaker 3: think it's time. She called Tommy Emmanuel, Yes, called Tommy Emmanuel, Jace.
Speaker 3: I know, might have all been kitchen Oh yeah, talk
Speaker 3: to us.
Speaker 2: Just stupid kitchen appliance. It's like waffle machine. You make
Speaker 2: them once a year. Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 6: Know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But when you make them, it's there, it's like.
Speaker 1: Nobody.
Speaker 2: What was thirteen twenty four to ten is our number?
Speaker 2: What's the stupidest purchase you've made.
Speaker 3: Hi, I.
Speaker 9: Thought I was ordering a small speaker that would like
Speaker 9: afford a speaker that would fit in my handbag. Yeah,
Speaker 9: And when it turns up it was a full sized
Speaker 9: party speaker like a guitar.
Speaker 4: Then I know you thought you're getting like a little
Speaker 4: Ui boom.
Speaker 2: Also, who's the little party in your handbag? Ready to go?
Speaker 3: And you can take it to the office, you can
Speaker 3: take it to ex.
Speaker 9: Actually, yeah, it came with microphone lights.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, in my handbag.
Speaker 3: It comes with microphones. Where did you find it?
Speaker 9: It was on Cat to the Day.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that again.
Speaker 2: Lauren is going to be doing in the ad break.
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, take us to the break, Clint. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're going to be performing this in the bedroom for
Speaker 2: anyone tonight.
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day, you're doing tonight, Valentine's flying to Sydney.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're going to be for one in the hotel.
Speaker 2: You might look up with the host tonight.
Speaker 3: You might join the club, or we might need to
Speaker 3: get in that hand massage or we were talking about before.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right, you want carpool tunnel.
Speaker 1: No, no, already got that.
Speaker 2: Hey, coming up next, we are doing Love a song dedications,
Speaker 2: It's time to get the mood for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: Warm and fuzzy.
Speaker 2: Jesus, Come on, I thought it'd be a few more
Speaker 2: years to wear doing nighttime radio and love song dedications.
Speaker 4: Hello and welcome back to Jason Lauren on this piece deeper.
Speaker 2: Love song dedications.
Speaker 4: Hello and welcome back love song.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Sylvia.
Speaker 4: Hello, you guys need to do it.
Speaker 3: I can't do this.
Speaker 2: One's for you? Morning, Sylvia? How are you? And happy
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day? Okay? I have that effect?
Speaker 3: Hello Sylvia, that was to you.
Speaker 2: That was to you.
Speaker 11: Valentine's Day to you?
Speaker 2: So that's sorry, felt forced.
Speaker 4: What's your what's your status?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 4: Single? Taken? De facto? Divorced? Engaged?
Speaker 10: Married?
Speaker 14: Married?
Speaker 3: Married?
Speaker 4: How many years?
Speaker 11: Twenty years?
Speaker 2: Are we happy?
Speaker 1: We are, absolutely, Sylvia? What does your partner mean to you?
Speaker 11: Means who means everything? It's twenty years and hopefully twenty more.
Speaker 6: Oh what are your plans today?
Speaker 2: This sounds like your voice just broke. You just hit puberty.
Speaker 11: We've got three kids?
Speaker 2: Not what exactly are we making? Number four? Hey? Sylvia?
Speaker 2: What song are we throwing out to your partner this morning?
Speaker 11: Oh? Can we have Ronan keating. Please when you say
Speaker 11: nothing else, oh our wedding song twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: There you go. Happy Valentine's Day, da, thank you so
Speaker 2: much for you too. Love song dedications going out to
Speaker 2: Sylvia and her partner.
Speaker 3: I just realized when she came on and said, I
Speaker 3: love song dedication for her husband, she actually didn't really
Speaker 3: say much about him.
Speaker 4: We don't know his name.
Speaker 2: She didn't. I think she just likes the song.
Speaker 3: She said. Happy Valentine's Day to you, Jason.
Speaker 2: That's for Sylvia and Ronan. What a banger. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
Speaker 3: Happy Galentine's Days and all the single gals, good core
Speaker 3: and guys.
Speaker 2: We are doing love song dedication throughout the show. The
Speaker 2: more cheesy and naff, the better. We're gonna get to
Speaker 2: more of those in a sect. First, though, this is
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Speaker 2: there's one thing we look really applaud you on, Lauren,
Speaker 2: and that is your skill to read lips.
Speaker 3: I think I'm not the only one around here. That's
Speaker 3: a good lip reader, though, who else? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I see Pete.
Speaker 3: You know, in an office environment, you see people watching
Speaker 3: other people try all the time, trying to decipher what
Speaker 3: they're saying. People work it out.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're going to chuck on the noise canceling headphones.
Speaker 2: We are going to say statement, you cannot hear us
Speaker 2: because we're blurring music in your ears. You just have
Speaker 2: to lip read.
Speaker 1: You got us, dull?
Speaker 2: Can you hear it?
Speaker 4: I am ready.
Speaker 2: You're good to go to you? What heart's go out
Speaker 2: to her fiance?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it must be tough.
Speaker 2: She will be expecting the world tonight.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: What she say? Nothing says love like diamonds. Oh poorly.
Speaker 6: We need a welfare check.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: If you can text either Jason or myself, just make
Speaker 1: sure you're okay. Okay, do you want me to go first.
Speaker 2: I'll go one on that topic. It's topical. Drake loves
Speaker 2: pasta bake.
Speaker 3: Drake likes spicy meat.
Speaker 2: Oh, Drake likes pasta bake.
Speaker 4: Drake likes baked beans.
Speaker 2: Drake isn't Drake, yep, Drake likes past pasta bake.
Speaker 3: Bake men, bake men.
Speaker 1: Bake meat, bake, bake money.
Speaker 3: You are your bakes, break pasta faster bake yay rhymes.
Speaker 3: Drake likes fast.
Speaker 2: There we go, that's why we did it.
Speaker 3: Drake likes giving away money.
Speaker 2: Apparently fifty We just said that.
Speaker 1: We just apparently apparently all right, next ting we get
Speaker 1: lovers in the air everywhere I look around.
Speaker 3: Love is in the air everywhere I live. In the
Speaker 3: words of John Paul Young Paul's Young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a fever. It's footy fever.
Speaker 3: I've got a fever. It's forty five degrees.
Speaker 2: I've got a fever. It's footy fever.
Speaker 3: I've got a fever.
Speaker 2: It's footy fever.
Speaker 3: I've got a fever. It's forty No footy fever, it's
Speaker 3: fever Yay.
Speaker 2: Here we go, not bad, not bad? Right, one more
Speaker 2: fee more?
Speaker 3: You know what? Clint so much easier because he's got
Speaker 3: a big mouth like the park. And you've got this
Speaker 3: tiny little mouse.
Speaker 1: I've got no upper little very little very bird. Luck
Speaker 1: isn't he.
Speaker 2: I've got no upper lip.
Speaker 8: No lips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what I said.
Speaker 1: The Ninja slushy machine has just arrived.
Speaker 4: The Ninja Slushy machine has just arrived.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in our studio at Jason's house.
Speaker 3: At Jason's house. How did you get on?
Speaker 2: It hasn't really No, Well, good morning Melbourne. Just go
Speaker 2: on nineteen to wait the five K question coming up
Speaker 2: at eight o'clock this morning and in a second. Oh,
Speaker 2: this is a ripping story. I want to get you
Speaker 2: across about a ruthless text message. Let's just say something
Speaker 2: was delivered in text, which I think should have been
Speaker 2: a phone calls. Yes, some things are not made for
Speaker 2: email or text. Yes, we're going to get to that
Speaker 2: in a sect first, though. Let me set the scene.
Speaker 1: Love song dedication, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love some dedications to Valentine's Day today.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the fanes.
Speaker 4: Here we go. Oh Clint, you do what you did?
Speaker 4: A voice better than me?
Speaker 1: Natasha and Berrick, Happy, good morning, Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 13: To you too. Guys, have you.
Speaker 3: Got a Valentine on this glorious February fourteenth, Melbourne morning?
Speaker 13: I do. I have a big and strong husband named Ryan,
Speaker 13: and he has been a rock for me for the
Speaker 13: past seventeen years.
Speaker 4: He's big and strong. I like the sound.
Speaker 1: Strong with a big cart, no doubt.
Speaker 2: Yes, tell us about the rock. Hey, Natasha, before you
Speaker 2: reveal the song, what's the story behind it.
Speaker 13: So we were quite young and he drove me home
Speaker 13: from one of our first dates, so I didn't have
Speaker 13: my license. Richard Mercer loved song. Dedications came on Richard
Speaker 13: and there was a song Mariah Carey Always Be My Baby,
Speaker 13: and he knew every word to that song. And I
Speaker 13: glanced over and I thought, right, I know we're about
Speaker 13: three dates in, but I think this is it for me.
Speaker 13: For me, I decided at that moment, bond When you
Speaker 13: can bond over Mariah Carey, you can bond over anything.
Speaker 3: Well said he always be my Baby at Melbourne. It's
Speaker 3: one of the greatest Love.
Speaker 2: Natasha and her rock.
Speaker 13: Happy Valentine's Day, Dale, Thank you have a great day.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, I want to talk what's appropriate for a
Speaker 2: text and what's more appropriate to have a in person conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah. People, people don't have a lot of courage to
Speaker 3: do things face to face anymore, do they?
Speaker 2: And you know it does my head in You've done
Speaker 2: this to me. What when you'll send a text and
Speaker 2: then I'll ring you straight away and the person doesn't answer, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I.
Speaker 3: Might send a text when I'm in a meeting and
Speaker 3: I'm not paying attention. I mean, sounds like such an idea.
Speaker 3: And I send Paul text all the time. And then
Speaker 3: he calls me and I'm like, in a meeting though
Speaker 3: I can't answer.
Speaker 2: I can't test, but I know the phones there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm in a meeting.
Speaker 2: Why were you texting.
Speaker 4: Because I don't pay attention in meetings?
Speaker 3: Do you think I am?
Speaker 2: So that has gone viral for a text exchange between
Speaker 2: her and we're like, I can't even really call them
Speaker 2: a boss anymore. Hi, Kirsty, do you have five minutes
Speaker 2: to talk? That's the text she received. She said, just
Speaker 2: about to jump in the car, so not really. Is
Speaker 2: everything okay? He replied, No, afraid not. We've made the
Speaker 2: tough decision to withdraw the job offer. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3: But he offered to talk. Yeah, she should have said, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm jumping the car, I'll call you once something.
Speaker 4: She didn't want to talk to him. I reckon she
Speaker 4: knew what was happening.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's tried.
Speaker 1: What a world.
Speaker 3: He didn't want to just call it like an railroader.
Speaker 3: He was like, I'll just check in first. Are you
Speaker 3: in a safe place to talk?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see what he said on this one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I knew a guy back in Brisbane who was dating
Speaker 2: a girl I've been together for about two months. She
Speaker 2: sent him a photo, a photo text of a pregnancy test.
Speaker 2: I'd say that's a phone call.
Speaker 4: Just a positive pregnancy test.
Speaker 2: I'd say that's a phone call.
Speaker 3: So I'd say, that's an in person conversation. It's not
Speaker 3: a text message. That is not a tech Were they
Speaker 3: like living together or just a bit casual a couple
Speaker 3: of months in, We're not doing that is not a
Speaker 3: text message.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a let's meet the food court.
Speaker 4: No, that's a hey, I need to come over. We
Speaker 4: need to have a conversation.
Speaker 1: You get a box, it up like a present and
Speaker 1: then present.
Speaker 3: It and you think the receivers position, Oh goodness, gracious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a text job, is it.
Speaker 4: That is not a text job.
Speaker 2: Also, if you've sent the photo, unless you've got the
Speaker 2: read receipts on which who has that on you don't
Speaker 2: know if they've opened it.
Speaker 3: I know someone that got sent to prenup via email
Speaker 3: completely unawares when they're engaged.
Speaker 4: From the family lawyer on them.
Speaker 2: From them, it was the family lawyer.
Speaker 1: What about what about when you used to get your
Speaker 1: COVID results via text? I mean, was a nervous nervous weight,
Speaker 1: was it not?
Speaker 2: It was a longer wait.
Speaker 4: Wait, oh my gosh when you did it and it'd
Speaker 4: be fun. I did.
Speaker 3: I did it a COVID test to go to a
Speaker 3: friend's wedding, not that I'd had COVID, but everyone had
Speaker 3: to be tested. And it was out on the water
Speaker 3: and I sat in the car. I never came through.
Speaker 3: I was fully dressed, black tie, ready to go, and
Speaker 3: I just got back from overseas and I was like,
Speaker 3: it's not worth the risk. Oh yeah, And I sat
Speaker 3: in the car for.
Speaker 2: Jetty thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: They should have been more personal.
Speaker 2: What the COVID tap?
Speaker 4: Free to go go on party or have.
Speaker 2: That thing where you know, the fire works go the
Speaker 2: coslation Yeah, and animated text you are not effected, and.
Speaker 4: Then the multiple one when you're positive positive.
Speaker 1: Have you ever sent a text with the confetti by accident? No,
Speaker 1: not intended, that's.
Speaker 2: Sorry for your loss.
Speaker 1: Balloons ehere A thirteen to twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Did you receive a text that really should have been
Speaker 2: a phone call or.
Speaker 4: A face to face.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a break up, maybe you've been fired, maybe
Speaker 3: someone's accidentally lost your pet dog.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Even Powerball ring you in person
Speaker 2: to say you've won the fifty milk. That's not a
Speaker 2: text job either. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 2: What have you received by a text that really should
Speaker 2: have been a big And it looks like we're going
Speaker 2: a wet weekend on the cards. That's not great. I
Speaker 2: was looking for to a few margies by the pool. Well.
Speaker 3: Look, I don't know, though, I feel like they've been
Speaker 3: saying wet weekends and then there's a few little showers
Speaker 3: and then it's fine.
Speaker 2: I swear I'm going to drive past the weather Bureau
Speaker 2: one day and it look like a bunker with no windows.
Speaker 4: Where it is But it's not hot underground.
Speaker 1: No, it's up in Docklands on the extension of Little
Speaker 1: Colin Streets. Sorry, yeah, and they do have windows, I
Speaker 1: can confirm.
Speaker 2: Well, they should look at so they should. Actually maybe
Speaker 2: they've got tint right, they've got the tent.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, they've had the same person that did
Speaker 3: our tint. Can't see out the window. Women as well
Speaker 3: be in a submarine. I can't see out the windows.
Speaker 3: It's just murky and dark.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Have you received something via text
Speaker 2: which really should have been a in person conversation? Sarah
Speaker 2: our boss?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, morning, Sarah. She listening?
Speaker 2: She is? She just passed on a text she received
Speaker 2: from her parents when she was younger. My dad messaged
Speaker 2: me and when I got home from UNI for the weekend,
Speaker 2: to say, hey, dog, we've gone away. The dog isn't good.
Speaker 2: Can you take it to the vent? We need to
Speaker 2: put down.
Speaker 3: No that.
Speaker 2: It ended with thanks, sir, you're a champ.
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't cope with that.
Speaker 2: That's dad would be going the farm if he sent
Speaker 2: me that blood.
Speaker 3: No Dad, Yeah, I told.
Speaker 2: And make sure the ovens off with you. Yeah, right
Speaker 2: of the phone.
Speaker 3: Jamie, good morning. Good You were the one that sent
Speaker 3: the text.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I sent a text. I was working at a
Speaker 7: really bad job. I was getting underpaid, the owners were horrible,
Speaker 7: and I got a new job. Hadn't told them that
Speaker 7: I was even going for an interview or anything. And
Speaker 7: I sent her a text to resign effective immediately. She
Speaker 7: called me back and left me in a five minute
Speaker 7: voicemail saying how unprofessional and rude I was.
Speaker 3: What was the job?
Speaker 10: It was just all.
Speaker 7: Around a position at a cafe.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't even think I resigned from my first job.
Speaker 3: I think I just stopped turning up. I'm not having
Speaker 3: that conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they won't. You could both still be employed. Technically
Speaker 1: am an employe.
Speaker 4: Gloria Genes still exists, does it?
Speaker 2: I might rock up with the David Jones Christmas party
Speaker 2: and Gohana having given me hours for twenty two years,
Speaker 2: let's celebrate.
Speaker 3: Well this time last year that was real possibility ends
Speaker 3: up from, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 7: Good morning?
Speaker 4: You received a text?
Speaker 9: Yes, I received the text. I was on my way
Speaker 9: to work and I received the message, pain no needs
Speaker 9: to come in today.
Speaker 10: We've gone into administration.
Speaker 4: Oh that I means that's a group text.
Speaker 2: That is a group text.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're not making eye. I think that.
Speaker 4: I think that's a text.
Speaker 2: That's okay because obviously they're dealing with ends.
Speaker 3: They can't afford the phone bill, they can't call you.
Speaker 1: Did you reply with her thumbs up emotion?
Speaker 2: I just replied with dollar signs.
Speaker 3: Where's my money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, painy, let's say the Diggers Rests morning, the waysod morning.
Speaker 2: What should have been a text?
Speaker 10: Well, I was living with my boyfriend of Sarina a
Speaker 10: half years. We were living in the sharehouse with a
Speaker 10: bunch of kiwieds in London, yep, and I he hasn't
Speaker 10: come home the night before, and I sent him a
Speaker 10: text saying, you know I had an apartment appointment today.
Speaker 10: You haven't even checked in to see how I am.
Speaker 10: And I called him a few choice words and text message.
Speaker 7: Back breaking up with me?
Speaker 10: After how long Triina? Half years we were living together?
Speaker 4: No, you don't break up over text. So I tried
Speaker 4: that a couple of times.
Speaker 3: We've all tried it. Wow, we've all tried. This isn't
Speaker 3: working out when you know you're in trouble and you're
Speaker 3: too scared to go home.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think I must have been a bit of
Speaker 10: a ball buster.
Speaker 3: Really, No, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: You said it.
Speaker 3: So did you have all this stuff in your house?
Speaker 3: I'd just throw it out the windowline.
Speaker 2: Here we go, We're about to meet Craig Craig Lawrence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, break up with me, y a text message, I'm
Speaker 3: throwing in your stuff? On the front lawn.
Speaker 10: I did cut a few of under stuff.
Speaker 3: That's the sure good on you?
Speaker 2: What else? What else would you do?
Speaker 3: I just throw it on the front lawn and humiliate him.
Speaker 3: He'd probably never picked it up, and then I don't
Speaker 3: have to coman it.
Speaker 2: Would you line on fire?
Speaker 3: I can see you?
Speaker 4: Fire started out ceremonial. Who wants to come around?
Speaker 3: I'll find you?
Speaker 2: Hey, big hour with the show still to come. Captain
Speaker 2: Jason from below decked down under Us.
Speaker 4: Oh you love that show.
Speaker 2: I love that show.
Speaker 3: I've got many questions.
Speaker 2: Clint will like the captain.
Speaker 1: He's got an undercover rig.
Speaker 3: He does an undercover rig. Have you seen some of
Speaker 3: the promo he's done for that show?
Speaker 4: It's out it ain't undercover.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you're on the super yacht, you'd throw yourself
Speaker 2: over just to get rescued.
Speaker 4: There's something handsome about like boat captains.
Speaker 3: Even if you were like a five out of ten
Speaker 3: and you said our captain a super yocht, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're about a nine and a half.
Speaker 2: Now, So would I look good down down the yarraw
Speaker 2: in a go boat?
Speaker 4: Different?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go to the fence.
Speaker 4: Phoebe and Hawthorne.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, you made it through for today's five K question.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my gosh. You're going to see
Speaker 4: Charlie XCX tonight.
Speaker 3: That lame way. I saw a BTS video of that
Speaker 3: being set up. It looks amazing Flamington.
Speaker 2: Isn't it.
Speaker 4: I want to see Charlie.
Speaker 3: Maybe it'll be thick because I'm a brat too, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Phoebe, You're gonna have a great night any way.
Speaker 3: But let's see if we can win you some cash
Speaker 3: going into the weekend. We've got three questions for you here,
Speaker 3: an easy question for fifty bucks, a medium question for
Speaker 3: five hundred, or a difficult question for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Where's your head at on this Friday morning?
Speaker 11: Let's go for the big one?
Speaker 3: Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're also simple, Phoebe. You are going you hear
Speaker 2: the question. I need you to answer within the three seconds. Okay,
Speaker 2: anything after the three seconds I cannot take the answer.
Speaker 2: But five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: What is the name for a group of pandas two?
Speaker 3: One? That sounds goodly more correct than the real answer.
Speaker 2: The real answer is an embarrassment.
Speaker 3: They are an embarrassment of panthers. That's a group of pandas.
Speaker 2: Otherwise we would have taken bamboo.
Speaker 3: Or a cupboard of pandas is the other thing they
Speaker 3: say random. The technical term isn't they are embarrassing? They're
Speaker 3: so dopey. Remember if there was that zoo that painted
Speaker 3: the white bears and made them look like pandas the
Speaker 3: white dogs like white samoids, and they painted black markings
Speaker 3: on them to make them look like panda.
Speaker 2: I've never seen a panda sit and.
Speaker 3: They don't walk on all fours like that either.
Speaker 2: Are they feeding the pandas?
Speaker 3: Smacko pal? Sorry, Phoebe, but have a great time at Lame.
Speaker 3: I think Charlie X would be amazing in Melbourne to night.
Speaker 2: You know what, Phoebe, it is a Valentine's Day, so
Speaker 2: we can't send you away empty handed. How about a
Speaker 2: bunch of flowers thanks to inter Flora.
Speaker 11: Oh oh, thank you?
Speaker 3: That so nice.
Speaker 2: Get Valentine's Day flowers and gives delivered the same day?
Speaker 2: All right, it is Valentine's Day and coming up next, Clint. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Lauren has requested to Mere Time to send a personal
Speaker 2: message to her fiance. Same things are about to get
Speaker 2: steamy in here.
Speaker 3: Oh he's gonna love this. He's not gonna squirm at all.
Speaker 2: We'll go there next big day. It's Valentine's Day. Some
Speaker 2: of us don't.
Speaker 4: Believe it, I know, but love it or hate it,
Speaker 4: it exists. It's around.
Speaker 3: I think it's so fun. It's a bit of cheese.
Speaker 3: And there's enough doom and gloom in this world. Let's
Speaker 3: just embrace it.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I'm going to swing past Baker's Delight,
Speaker 2: grab two cinnamon finger buns.
Speaker 4: Or that's if you know the way to your wife's heart.
Speaker 2: Oh, who's is totally unrelated. I'm just letting you know
Speaker 2: what I'm doing today.
Speaker 3: I think Valentine's to day things like that is much
Speaker 3: more thoughtful.
Speaker 1: It might surprise you, but I actually quite enjoyed it
Speaker 1: as well too.
Speaker 6: You know, yeah, needs my moon flowers.
Speaker 4: It's very cute. I think it's fun.
Speaker 3: I remember as a kid writing notes and leaving it
Speaker 3: in people's lockings.
Speaker 4: It's fun.
Speaker 3: In high school, here's always one girl that got cards
Speaker 3: from everyone.
Speaker 2: Remember the old notes that would come over tick yes
Speaker 2: to go out with them?
Speaker 3: Tick no yes?
Speaker 4: And that's probably the best Simpson episode of all times
Speaker 4: to choose.
Speaker 2: You see the yes box tick?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm engaged to be married. We have absolutely
Speaker 3: zero plans for the wedding. Thank you for everyone who
Speaker 3: keeps inquiring though.
Speaker 2: How long has been there?
Speaker 4: We've been together for five years?
Speaker 3: Like eighteen months I think, I think maybe longer two
Speaker 3: and a half years. I don't know.
Speaker 4: The producers are shaking their heads.
Speaker 3: They know more than me. We got engaged in like July,
Speaker 3: not last year, the year before, okay, no, the year
Speaker 3: before that.
Speaker 2: It's amazing memories I see. Oh yes, just caught up
Speaker 2: in a bubble of love.
Speaker 3: Do you know every day is like Valentine's Day in
Speaker 3: our house? Chase?
Speaker 1: Why what do you love about about Paul?
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 3: He's a good time, he's fun remember the time slot? Anyway,
Speaker 3: I thought we could use some of my favorite love songs.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Paul Haud be an amazing big
Speaker 2: spoon there is? Yeah, he is, like he's a big unit.
Speaker 4: You just he's a good egg, you know.
Speaker 8: Boy.
Speaker 2: He reminds me of he can't.
Speaker 4: Use the dishwasher, but he's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Other those pregnancy pillows, oh yeah, where they just wrap
Speaker 2: right around.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So the other day I said, well, there's so many
Speaker 3: pillows on these bending Oh that's my hugging pillow.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 2: Have a hugging pillow.
Speaker 3: We've gone there.
Speaker 2: One of my biggest fears is if I had to
Speaker 2: go to Joel, she only get one pillow. I can't sleep.
Speaker 4: You need a hugging pillow.
Speaker 3: It's a man.
Speaker 2: I think they give those okay, first request, Okay, this
Speaker 2: is It's a huge love song Clinton.
Speaker 4: I know it's one of your favorites last year or
Speaker 4: was it the you before.
Speaker 3: I can't remember. Everyone was proposing to this song.
Speaker 2: I was a real sucker for the proposal videos that
Speaker 2: the years tour.
Speaker 3: I think I fell more in love with Mike Paul
Speaker 3: when we went to Taylor Swift together and we danced
Speaker 3: to this song today, I was like we were Jerryatry
Speaker 3: to Taylor Swift fans.
Speaker 2: This was this was I reckon the song that went
Speaker 2: off the most because.
Speaker 3: It's a real beer. Are we getting to Clint's favorite beer?
Speaker 3: The amount of people that proposed.
Speaker 1: A ring and said, marry.
Speaker 3: Me, Juliet, You'll never have to be alone.
Speaker 4: It's okay.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I wonder if he'd like this one. It's probably a
Speaker 3: little more Hiszy era. This is a good love song
Speaker 3: if anyone needs one for tonight.
Speaker 2: I had to run down to Smooth and get the
Speaker 2: CD for this one.
Speaker 7: Banger comment.
Speaker 3: Do you think I should play this one tonight? As
Speaker 3: I'm cooking up our microwave dinner?
Speaker 2: You should run down to I can't get those tea
Speaker 2: like candles.
Speaker 3: We've got it.
Speaker 4: I know, We're so safe in our house.
Speaker 3: We've got the flame free ones, the battery operator, we
Speaker 3: got it. We got a baby nise now who knocked
Speaker 3: everything over, so we got flame free candles tonight.
Speaker 2: Take the romance out of it.
Speaker 3: Pageous, but my favorite love song of all We're going
Speaker 3: to play the full song, the song Yeah, and you
Speaker 3: want to you want to do a serious dedication here
Speaker 3: to Pauly Yeah and to everyone out there who's in love.
Speaker 3: It's one of the greatest love songs of all time.
Speaker 3: In fact, it is Friday, so you can turn your
Speaker 3: headlights on and sing along. If you love this one.
Speaker 2: How about I'll tell you what I'll play it. It's
Speaker 2: got a twenty four second intro and you can do
Speaker 2: a message to Okay, don't go it up, all right?
Speaker 3: I should have written something down now. This is going
Speaker 3: to be off the cuff, I.
Speaker 2: Know, but you've been engaged for a number of years.
Speaker 2: It should just roll off the top.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? You can fill twenty four seconds?
Speaker 4: Can you help me out if I run out of
Speaker 4: nice things to say?
Speaker 2: Chuck in the time and ten. You've got to hit
Speaker 2: the post.
Speaker 3: Okay, right up to the words.
Speaker 2: I crash the lyrics, it'll ruin the mood. Here we go,
Speaker 2: okay you ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, my darling Paul, We've been together for five
Speaker 3: glorious years. We've been engaged for some time now. I'm
Speaker 3: not sure how much time. It's been the best time
Speaker 3: of my life. You make me laugh, you infuriate me,
Speaker 3: but I love you more every day.
Speaker 4: This, my darling Paul, is for you.
Speaker 2: Water Banger Lauren Valentine's Day request for her for your
Speaker 2: say ISNB one hundred. I've put the call through to
Speaker 2: your fiance, no doubt. I was like, can you turn
Speaker 2: down the music in the background. I can't hear you.
Speaker 3: He was dancing around the living room listening to the
Speaker 3: show too.
Speaker 4: Pui morning, darl.
Speaker 1: Are morning honey?
Speaker 12: Are you sorry? I missed the first call? I was
Speaker 12: on a coffee day with a bloke at the park.
Speaker 2: Did you did you hear your love song dedication?
Speaker 12: Paul Oh, I didn't. Sorry, I was walking the town
Speaker 12: was it was seamless.
Speaker 3: I just said all the wonderful things that I love
Speaker 3: about you?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 12: What was it some heavy metal thing?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: We did boys to men?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 12: Great, well done.
Speaker 3: Do you like that sound?
Speaker 12: Yeah? I think so. I don't really know it.
Speaker 2: I can love to you. It's better you say it.
Speaker 12: Oh god, yeah, okay, please don't.
Speaker 2: Hey, Paulie, can you settle an argument? How long have
Speaker 2: you been engaged?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 12: Oh, I think we've got a bad line.
Speaker 2: No, how long?
Speaker 3: How when did you propose all that thoughts?
Speaker 12: Feteen months ago?
Speaker 3: It was eighteen months. They're saying, here, no idea, all right,
Speaker 3: how the wedding plan's going done?
Speaker 12: It's all of surprise.
Speaker 2: Surprised to you two, paul Curiously, have you got it?
Speaker 3: Have you got all my Valentine's Day gifts?
Speaker 12: Ready?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have.
Speaker 12: I just come wait for today to be over, to
Speaker 12: see my horse run tomorrow?
Speaker 5: What come quick enough?
Speaker 1: What are your plan for the hugs and kisses tonight?
Speaker 2: Paulie?
Speaker 5: Where on where?
Speaker 12: A pull diet as you know. Yes, guys in there
Speaker 12: so I think it'll be kale and right, so pale
Speaker 12: and veggie, yeah and uh and then to bet at
Speaker 12: about eight o'clock. So nothing nothing to nothing to if
Speaker 12: we've had a pretty good run. Guy over December and January.
Speaker 4: This is what he does.
Speaker 3: Oh we went on holidays in December. I'm like, that
Speaker 3: doesn't count for Valentine.
Speaker 2: He doesn't.
Speaker 5: He doesn't grow on trees. Yeah.
Speaker 12: Can we take this offline?
Speaker 5: Nothing?
Speaker 3: We should do it public Melbourne.
Speaker 2: This is an insight.
Speaker 1: Just just quickly. Do you have a song that reminds
Speaker 1: you of Lauren.
Speaker 13: Up?
Speaker 12: Great with music? Something not really not really? Come on,
Speaker 12: pick something with Rihanna because last time I saw was
Speaker 12: doing with her.
Speaker 3: We found love in a hopeless place right there you go?
Speaker 2: Well, do do you want to say goodbye to you?
Speaker 4: Love you?
Speaker 5: Yeah? See love, I love you? What do you love?
Speaker 1: More? Horse?
Speaker 3: One more thing out the bloody horse.
Speaker 2: I hope he puts that in the vowels. Well done,
Speaker 2: well done. It is Jason Laurence Clinty too.
Speaker 3: Jason Lawrens devil.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Let's pay those bills they're piling up
Speaker 2: after a nice little summer. Let's go to Amber.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Morning, Amber, good morning. How are we if
Speaker 3: you got a pile of bills?
Speaker 11: Yes, we do?
Speaker 3: What are the worst?
Speaker 4: They just keep coming? I hate opening my mail.
Speaker 11: It's worse.
Speaker 4: It's far less aggressive if it's an email.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like.
Speaker 2: Apart from the Aldie Specials by pamphlet, nothing good comes
Speaker 2: in the mate.
Speaker 6: Do you know what I got?
Speaker 4: Yes, unless it's in a package.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 6: I got my rates yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's all right. You think for the amount
Speaker 2: we're paying, they can send the truck around more than
Speaker 2: twice a year. Speaking which, if anyone sees a skip
Speaker 2: in the South Melbourne area, can you give me the headset?
Speaker 3: And if anyone has any way of disposing of a
Speaker 3: Christmas tree that someone's dumped out the front of my house,
Speaker 3: please let me know.
Speaker 2: All right, Amber, you got three bills here. We've got
Speaker 2: car regio two hundred and thirty. I've got a gas
Speaker 2: bill for one twenty six and you want us to
Speaker 2: sort your rent for six hundred and fifty. What bill
Speaker 2: do you want us to tap first?
Speaker 11: I might go with the car regioke first.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go big or go home? Car Regio
Speaker 2: two thirty.
Speaker 4: Yay, oh how good.
Speaker 2: Now this is where things get interesting. If you want
Speaker 2: to tap another bill, we can go for it. If
Speaker 2: it gets declined, you lose the loss.
Speaker 1: She's going to go again to work again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I go again Friday, do it.
Speaker 11: I might do the gas bill as well.
Speaker 3: Gas bill one hundred and hang on, haven't you got
Speaker 3: a rent bill for six hundred and fifty dollars?
Speaker 11: Yeah, but I don't want to risk it.
Speaker 4: Because you're only losing two hundred and thirty the rent.
Speaker 2: Come on, that's a good point.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, I'll do the red instead.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 3: I don't normally encourage that if you're only losing a
Speaker 3: little bit. Come on, yeah, yes, about your rent pass
Speaker 3: and your Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 13: Going to leave it at that.
Speaker 11: No, I'm going to leave it at that, like knowing
Speaker 11: my luck.
Speaker 3: You've got one hundred and twenty six dollars gas bill.
Speaker 3: If you tap and it's declined, you lose it all.
Speaker 3: So far, i'm at that about nine hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would tap again.
Speaker 11: No, I'm going to walk away.
Speaker 7: I don't want to be greedy.
Speaker 4: She doesn't want to lose it all for one hundred
Speaker 4: and twenty six dollars.
Speaker 1: I usually say the opposite of Jase, but today I
Speaker 1: think you should tap again.
Speaker 8: Lauren.
Speaker 1: Lauren is the common sense one on the team.
Speaker 4: But I like Friday Fridays. I've got a good feeling.
Speaker 1: I do to Amber, I'll give it a bill.
Speaker 4: So I don't want you.
Speaker 11: I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I heard yes Jay No, no no.
Speaker 3: If you lose it, Jays has to pay Friday. Amber,
Speaker 3: do'll pay you so much. You've got another bill? There done, come.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Red Joe Gas ran all sort.
Speaker 11: Of oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Were your relief going into the weekend. That's like over
Speaker 3: a thousand dollars with bill, So now you can go out.
Speaker 1: I was still adding up.
Speaker 4: I think it's one thousand and six. Can someone do
Speaker 4: the map?
Speaker 1: The map?
Speaker 2: Remember to carry the one you were.
Speaker 1: Ninety six, nine ninety six I got.
Speaker 2: I got a thousand and eight.
Speaker 3: Eighty one thou and the six Lauren Phillips is correct.
Speaker 4: There you go, Dad.
Speaker 3: I might have failed UNI, but I hung in there
Speaker 3: in high school.
Speaker 1: Was worth it.
Speaker 2: I hung in there in high school.
Speaker 1: Ex Guest is one of the most charming captains you'll
Speaker 1: see on the ocean and your screen.
Speaker 15: In my twenty five years of being a captain, I've
Speaker 15: learned that you can't be in control of everything.
Speaker 1: Back for another season of Below Dick down Under.
Speaker 8: It's below deck, that's what That's what I said, Below Dick,
Speaker 8: below Deck.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the difference. Back for another season of
Speaker 1: Jason's favorite boat based reality TV series.
Speaker 3: Please welcome to the show, Captain Jasonhoy Captain Jason, good morning.
Speaker 8: I'm great. Thank you yourself.
Speaker 3: We're great, mate.
Speaker 2: It's good to see you back on the telly. It's
Speaker 2: my favorite reality It has been.
Speaker 8: A bit of a long stand away, wasn't it estion
Speaker 8: too long?
Speaker 4: Where have you been? Recently?
Speaker 8: We went to the Seay Shells.
Speaker 15: Season three was moved down under to the Say Shells,
Speaker 15: which you know, I think we exhausted everything we can
Speaker 15: do in Australia North queens landings possibly the only cruising
Speaker 15: grounds that are viable for the logistics around these shows.
Speaker 3: So yeah, but then there's sharks and crocodiles and stuff,
Speaker 3: so get out of here.
Speaker 15: Yeah, well okay, look I love remote work as well,
Speaker 15: so Say Shells are something you know, it's another tick
Speaker 15: in the box, and you know, let's get to Africa.
Speaker 3: So it's say shells, but it's Australian like guests is
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 8: Well, no it's me.
Speaker 15: I'm down under and look we're a lot of a
Speaker 15: lot of down under the water. We're doing a lot
Speaker 15: of diving down under the equator. You know, we can
Speaker 15: come up with anything, the guests behaving themselves these days, Captain,
Speaker 15: we look at we have some quality guests on this year.
Speaker 15: Look it's an easy cell. Come to the say shells,
Speaker 15: why not nudity? We had the butt plugs in the
Speaker 15: episode Contra Ban.
Speaker 3: You know it's funny because people do bring things onto
Speaker 3: these la Yes, well no, no, just.
Speaker 2: Just to filll youre in Jace. Lauren was on a
Speaker 2: super at the end of the year, her friend's own one.
Speaker 2: She went on there.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't me, it was another boat.
Speaker 2: Come to think of it. When you posted a photo,
Speaker 2: you're wheeling on a.
Speaker 3: Lot of Like. No. I did get a text when
Speaker 3: I got back saying lost property and it was a
Speaker 3: zip lock bag with things in it, and I was like,
Speaker 3: thankfully it was like a bikini or something. But I
Speaker 3: was like, I hope that I'd send that to Augusts
Speaker 3: when they find things because you must find things left
Speaker 3: behind all the time.
Speaker 8: Over the years.
Speaker 15: Definitely, Yeah, I've unlocked a few bags and found some Yeah, Jace.
Speaker 2: With this show the people, so look for people that
Speaker 2: aren't familiar with the show. It's all filmed on super yachts.
Speaker 2: People pay to go on there the crew or hooking
Speaker 2: up with each other. It's very dramatic. But for the
Speaker 2: paying customers to go on the boat, what's the incentive
Speaker 2: for them? Are they getting it at a discounted rate?
Speaker 2: Are they only paying the tip?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 15: No, they So when I have one of these charter boats,
Speaker 15: would be about three to four hundred thousand a week
Speaker 15: for seven days. So the charge for going to the
Speaker 15: say Shells for three days is about seventy thousand, So
Speaker 15: it's a reduced rate.
Speaker 8: But you know, it attracts some clientele. Some people want
Speaker 8: to be on TV.
Speaker 15: Someone they've always got an angle whether they're you know,
Speaker 15: their businesses based around social media platforms or something, so
Speaker 15: you know, their PR firms or whatever.
Speaker 8: So the guests of or or they just love the
Speaker 8: show and they want to be part of it.
Speaker 2: But they've got no option when it comes to editing.
Speaker 15: If they look at the amount of text message I
Speaker 15: get from charter guests going on, we're nervous.
Speaker 8: When nervous you would.
Speaker 3: God, when I was on the boat over the holidays,
Speaker 3: I'm glad no one was filming it.
Speaker 8: Well, I think at the end of the day.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's especially that big bag you carry on. Look
Speaker 15: if at the end of the day, if you're a dickhead, you're.
Speaker 8: Going to be edited a dickead. Yeah you know. So Look, look,
Speaker 8: if you carry on, it's good. You know it's not
Speaker 8: your favor.
Speaker 15: But that's the best thing about the show, and the
Speaker 15: audience needs to know this that we're doing probably a
Speaker 15: year's worth of work in six weeks. And they go
Speaker 15: out and they get on it and they come back,
Speaker 15: and I think a lot of crew come on with
Speaker 15: this facade about how they're going to be foreseen, and
Speaker 15: then after fatigue sets in and a few nights out,
Speaker 15: we all know that facades get dropped away and the
Speaker 15: real person comes out.
Speaker 8: And that's the best thing about the show. We actually
Speaker 8: watch people.
Speaker 15: Unravel and crack, and I as a captain have to
Speaker 15: keep it together from a safety point of view as well.
Speaker 15: So that's my challenge. I don't know the boat I
Speaker 15: don't know the crew. We've got a lot of crew
Speaker 15: that are working hard to work together, and I've got
Speaker 15: to keep it together at the end.
Speaker 2: Of the day.
Speaker 3: What is the wildest thing you've ever seen someone do
Speaker 3: on one of these boats.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had to shut down a charter or.
Speaker 3: Kick people off weather?
Speaker 8: It's been an issue to generally shut down a charter before.
Speaker 15: I think, I know, No asked me to, you know,
Speaker 15: I said, I want My guest just came in from
Speaker 15: Canada just for to days, two days, for two days.
Speaker 15: We need to go out. I said, we can't. It's
Speaker 15: just it's actually just too rough. And he said, look,
Speaker 15: I want to go out. I said we can't, it's
Speaker 15: too rough. He said, I don't care. He's flying all
Speaker 15: the way from Canada for two days. I'm not having
Speaker 15: him sitting on the boat. I said, okay, let's do it.
Speaker 15: We went out there and we're out there for about
Speaker 15: forty five minutes. He said, is it going to be
Speaker 15: like this all the way? I said yeah, for the
Speaker 15: next four hours. He said, let's turn around. I said, well,
Speaker 15: it's not going to get rougher now and got back
Speaker 15: into port. Everything's piano slid everywhere, and he's like, from
Speaker 15: now and I'll listen to you.
Speaker 2: You know, you know it's a rough day when the
Speaker 2: piano sliding all over this.
Speaker 3: So you know you're on a big boat.
Speaker 15: Well, that's a lot of things the captains we have
Speaker 15: to go through. We have to say yes, we have
Speaker 15: to jump up and down, and we have to bend
Speaker 15: the rules a lot because there is four hundred captains
Speaker 15: waiting in line to take your jobs live in this
Speaker 15: cup thrown industry. However, when you get older and you
Speaker 15: get a bit more experienced, you kind of just stand
Speaker 15: up a little bit more to them and just like, Okay,
Speaker 15: if the cards are dealt that way and I haven't
Speaker 15: got no job for the next year, well so be
Speaker 15: at least I'll work for a better person in the future.
Speaker 4: What's the name of the boat you're on? Can we
Speaker 4: google it?
Speaker 8: Katina?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jace Hawkins, that is what's the name of your boat?
Speaker 1: It's just a tenny.
Speaker 2: We don't have a name.
Speaker 1: Jason Hawkins. Jason, he's a captain. Ay, come on, Tina,
Speaker 1: looks nice.
Speaker 3: It's got a pool.
Speaker 4: If you've got a pool on the boat, you are living.
Speaker 2: Below deck down under Season three, it is now streaming
Speaker 2: on How you Hey, Captain Jay, thanks for jumping on again.
Speaker 2: Make good to see you.
Speaker 8: I really appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, thank you for being.
Speaker 2: We are getting.
Speaker 3: Out of here on this beautiful Friday mail and actually
Speaker 3: it's not the best weather. Is a bit of a
Speaker 3: bit of an odd weekend.
Speaker 2: Goodoors.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Netflix this weekend with Paul of course, my
Speaker 3: darling fiance who contributed to today's shows.
Speaker 1: Beautifully feeling.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling the love.
Speaker 4: Someone sent us love hert balloons.
Speaker 2: You know what, Clint, I'm gonna call it now. I
Speaker 2: reckon You're going to meet your future partner on the
Speaker 2: plane today.
Speaker 3: You're just going to be a hosty.
Speaker 2: You're jumping a flight to Sydney.
Speaker 4: Someone's going to give you extra olives and cheese.
Speaker 2: The beef, the chicken or me. Not even you believe it?
Speaker 2: How does that coaxier?
Speaker 3: Thanks? Happy Valentine's stay out there for all the lovers
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 4: Words of Carli Mio.
Speaker 2: Have a great weekend, everybody. We will see you, love.
Speaker 1: You, we do.
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