WEBVTT - The Absolute Worst Messages To Send On Dating Apps 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:08.080 Getting morning every day day, adelaides. Dating can be very, 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:11.680 very tough, and the new age it's not just about 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:14.200 meeting people in the flesh. I mean most people these 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:17.239 days meet through online apps. Am I right, news reader 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:18.720 Abby and also produces. 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:24.000 Really I mean, I don't know, but apparently that's what happened. 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:26.040 Yeah, you do, you're lying. 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:30.000 We get some solid feedback from these two dating dating 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:33.280 apps suck. Next minute, I'm off the dating apps. Next minute, 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:34.760 I'm back on the dating app. Back on. 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:37.040 There's all sorts of different dating apps as well, from 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:38.440 what's the classy one. 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:43.120 Raya, No, that's the famous ones you gotta be real special. 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:45.400 Through to Tinder, which is for the genuine dirty birds. 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:52.360 Have you got a blue ticket on Tinder? I've got 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:56.520 a brown tick. That's kind of sound. Story about that, 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:59.840 and I had no intention of doing that. So here's 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:03.600 the thing. First impressions online just as important as in 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:06.880 the flesh. A recent survey of single people revealed the 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:10.760 worst messages to send a potential match hit us, please 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:13.560 first impressions. Three quarters of respondents admitted that they lost 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.880 the interest in someone who messaged too much. Nothing's changed 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.520 over the journey. There sixty three percent, which they could 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:22.720 skip the virtual conversation me in person right away. Sexually 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:26.240 suggestive messages were also extremely off putting, Contrary to a 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:29.920 pickup artist might claim slinging cheesy one line is a 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:33.680 sure fire way to stay solo. That's what they're saying. 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:36.520 Can I drill down on the sexual one? Apparently these 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:38.520 days it goes from not to one hundred real quick. 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:41.880 Really oh yeah messages. So it goes from hey, how 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:43.559 are you I like your pick? Da da dada? 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:45.679 Into do you want me to send a DP? 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:47.840 Yah? 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:50.240 Yeah, if you're lucky. 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:57.400 Usually it's unsolicited, Yeah, all sorts of different things. I'm 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.120 going to give you the top five worst messages to 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.680 send someone on a dating outrating from fourth from fifth 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:05.520 to the worst. But I will give you some honorable 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:08.880 mentions on the list. That number nineteen was you up? 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:17.360 Number thirteen three letters with a question mark DTF whatever 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:19.880 that means? Am I right? So you guys hungry down 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:24.160 to feast? I could go some breakfast. Number eleven, You're 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:25.960 so hot spelled h. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:29.000 A W t O. 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:36.320 Number nine, hey at least five wis and number eight 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:38.280 Before we get the top five, and this is my favorite. 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:49.519 Four hwa r r four damn all right. Number five 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:52.520 is without me, as in when you say you're going 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:57.600 to take a shower without me? Oh, no, Number four? 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.880 Do you like bad boys or girls? 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:04.359 Depending on the situation, bad boys, what you're going to do? 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:07.200 Number three? Couple of people use this, but hey, sexy, 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:12.840 what's your number? Number two? Number two just the flat 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:16.680 out egg plant emoji has said that plan emojing. 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.040 I really like egg plant though. 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:21.400 Eggs delicious really just very purple, Yeah, very purple, but 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:22.400 very delicious. 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:24.919 Here's where you're waking up to Adelaide. 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:28.799 What's the news today? 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:30.320 Snooziness. 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:34.360 So much has happened over the last forty eight hours. Actually, 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.600 let's go to Abby in the newsroom and find out 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:37.560 what's pressing news. 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:38.840 Please, Well this one. 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:42.280 The amount of messages I received on Saturday morning was crazy, 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.240 going can you give us any It shed some light 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:46.280 on what's going on. So basically, there was a massive 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.520 fire in the building that contains the iconic and historic 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:53.560 Oxford Hotel in North Adelaide. Hazy, I'm looking at you. 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.320 You've probably had a fit of damage. 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.920 There, looking at myself as well. The Oxford was the 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.480 place when we turned up. So I got here in 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:03.000 two thousand. The Oxford mixing me a little bit of 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:06.120 Archer was a place that we'd go every single Saturday 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:07.760 night looking for a soul mate. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.320 Well, some bad news there. 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.720 Basically a man is going to be facing court today 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:14.640 because he's charged with arson after a fire damaged the 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:17.960 building that the Oxford Hotel is in. The damage bills 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:19.920 anywhere between two to three million dollars. 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:21.760 Now some good news. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.039 I know, it's not obviously a fire and it's horrible, 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:25.279 but there's some good news. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:26.279 Nobody was injured. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.680 But also the actual pub and the facade of the 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:32.640 hotel is okay. So it basically was accommodation behind the 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:37.080 hotel which was damaged, right, But yeah, the flames were huge. 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.360 There was O'Connell Street was shut down pretty much all day, 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.440 so a lot of those businesses obviously lost out. You 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:45.039 Saturday is usually pretty busy for them. But yeah, thirty 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.960 seven year old man will face the Adelaide Magistrates Court today, 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:50.280 so we'll hear a little bit more about it. But yeah, 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:54.640 the pretty horrible news for the Oxford, especially if it 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:55.719 had been damaged. 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:59.120 That's outageous. I think I've told this throughout four jars, 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:02.560 but I remember getting our football club sponsorship band from 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:06.679 the Oxygen. He stole a bottle of Ozer all different. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:09.360 I think of all the things for you to steal. 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:12.839 Uzo grows the spirit on the planet. 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:14.800 You couldn't see. What we could see was the top. 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.240 Did know what it was, So it's like a lucky drawer. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.760 He stole this bottle tilken bathrooms like. 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:24.200 Zo and then start it. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:26.839 Yeah, do you know what's going to feel really good tomorrow? 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:31.960 That hangover on a licorice flavored liqueur. I like lickrish, 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:33.160 though I would have drunk it. 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:36.520 Yeah. 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.960 Anyway, we've had the moment of the games so far. 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:43.120 And not all heroes win gold medals. 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:44.800 What not? All heroes a rip as well. 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:49.120 No, So basically the swimming at the arena was holded 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:52.880 temporarily when a mysterious underwear clad figure stole the show. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:58.200 So the breaststroke, one of the swimmers lost their caps 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.960 and so someone someone had to go and retrieve it 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.719 from the middle of the pool, and so he was 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:07.360 a volunteer pull. He stripped down to his very colorful 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:11.520 budget smugglers. There were wolf whistles in the crowd in 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.960 what can only be described as an epic dad bod. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.440 So this man did this in front of. 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:20.719 A global TV audience, mind you, and so he's jumped in. 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:23.240 There was a rousing applause. It was just it was 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:24.200 the moment of the games. 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:27.479 For mine, this is this is every man's greatest fear 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:31.640 that at the moment, at the moment you take your 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.799 shirt off, everyone's going to give you stick. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:34.239 Yeah. 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.440 Potentially the next step is it goes viral for you 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:37.360 having a dad bod. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:40.320 What I don't understand though, is that at the Games 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:43.680 they have a lifeguard. So there is a lifeguard at 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.120 the pool, and you think about it, these are the 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:48.760 world's best swimmers and your job is to be a lifeguard. 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:51.120 But why didn't he go and jump in? I'm not sure, mate, 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:52.680 Why does it? Why would it have to be down 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:53.120 to this guy. 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.000 He's one and only call to action and he was 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.720 in the jump dad. 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:00.360 But also do what everyone else does when feeling a 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:01.800 little bit self conscious about it, but. 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.040 Keep your t shirt on. It's okay. 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:06.919 Imagine if he Imagine if he wrapped a towel around 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:08.760 him and just gone and then like taking it off 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:13.920 just as he jumped in. So anyway, he's become a 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:15.840 bit of a cult hero in the same vein as 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:18.120 can you remember Eric Musson, Bambi. 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:21.160 Eric Eric the Hill? Yes, I think he's still trying 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:23.000 to finish right now. Do you know what the big 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.720 giveaway for Eric the Hill was he lined up with 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:29.720 the with his swimmers, which looked perfectly fine, but he 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:34.160 had the drawstring on the outside. Do you think about it? 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.640 When it was last time a professional swimmer, I had 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.520 the drawstring hanging on the outside. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.800 That's so true. Goodness, way, I. 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:42.920 Wonder what Eric the Hill's doing right now. I'm not sure, 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:46.000 he said, And I'm so sure of this. He said 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:48.160 that his goal for the next Olympics two thousand and 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:52.080 four was to win an Olympic medal. He's actually come 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:52.640 to fruition. 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:58.800 He's now coaching queare yes dead set serious? 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:04.240 A week after Sydney, the President received me and said 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:06.520 he was going to build pools for the future swimmers. 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:09.520 I am a coach of his. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:10.600 What not to do? 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:12.400 Don't do what Eric did. 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:15.080 Yeah, we all had someone like that at school though, 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:18.080 who's just genuinely couldn't swim and their parents are like, yes, 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:19.440 you have to swim at the swimming cart. 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:21.920 That was me kid from the country. I couldn't swim. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.440 There was a bloke from Banana in Queensland from my 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:28.080 school who's even worse. He couldn't dive, so he had 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:32.200 to jump in and then push off the name of 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:37.120 Adam Gunthorpe. Couldn't dive. I had to go in feet 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:38.640 first and then push off. Unbelievable. 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.800 That's very UnAustralian to live here and not be able 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:42.319 to dive. 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:42.760 Into a pool. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:46.320 And that guy changed his name now Ian Thorpe. 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:51.240 I still hold my nose when I go underwater. Yeah, 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:52.920 I still hold my nose. You'll be on the kneeboard 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:54.520 and you probably wouldn't fall off, but you go, oh, 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:56.080 I think that'll fall off, so you hold your nose. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:57.600 I'm a child. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:02.720 A bunch of athletes here, what it's all about. Go Australia, 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:04.679 just sitting pretty on top of the metal board. 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:05.680 After two days. 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:08.480 Two days, expect that to stay like that? Oh yeah, 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:10.160 particularly with the athletic Yeah. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:11.560 Particularly when we get into the running. 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:14.520 Ah, we love the tillies. Gosh, I nearly pood the bed, 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:17.560 really nearly soiled the bed hard, didn't they? 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:22.080 Five all it was until the nine eight minutes. 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:23.880 And then mum, just before they poved the bed, Mum 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:27.160 got them out, rush them to the toilet just in time. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:32.080 I think it was mid air. Here's one for it 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:35.240 which surprised me. Have you ever thought and maybe you haven't, 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:37.040 but I'm going to tell you anyway of the amount 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:40.080 of money athletes earned from their country for winning a 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:42.679 medal at the Games, Because there's no prize money from 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.880 the Olympics itself, it's up to the country, right, Okay, 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:49.960 would you expect Australia to award their athletes heaps of money? 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.160 I don't think we do, but I do think like 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:56.360 the renumeration comes in the form of sponsorship, et cetera. 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:57.040 Post Games. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:02.520 So Australia bronze medal ten thousand dollars, you'll get silver 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:06.280 medal fifteen thousand, and of gold just twenty thousand dollars. 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.520 That seems that rageous, doesn't really. I mean, how much 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.480 money would you put on a gold medal? Yeah, but 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:13.640 it varies from country to country. Okay, you would think 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.160 in the US you'd make heaps of money, but not 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:20.520 much more than Australia bronze fifteen thousand, silver twenty two thousand, 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:23.880 five hundred and gold thirty seven thousand, five hundred dollars. 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:26.080 That's me rageous, isn't it? 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.520 When you compare that to say, you know, soccer players 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:31.400 you take home nine hundred thousand dollars a week. 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:33.840 That seems crazy. 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:37.040 I'll say this much, lebron James and Steph Curry. They 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:41.120 ain't there for the money, that's for sure. France Bronze 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:43.520 sixteen and a half, silver twenty seven and a half 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:47.080 and gold seventy one thousand dollars. Spain it's getting up 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:50.200 there now. Bronze thirty two thousand, nine hundred, silver fifty 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:53.240 two thousand, six hundred and gold one hundred and two thousand, 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:54.560 nine hundred dollars. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:55.640 Okay, that seems better. 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:59.080 That seems better. What about this though, Singapore? You've been 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.720 a bronze medal hundred eighty four thousand dollars. That's not bad. 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:05.000 Silver three hundred and sixty eight thousand dollars in gold 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:08.359 seven hundred and thirty seven thousand dollars. 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:10.640 Whoa out of interest? 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:13.199 Where Singapore sitting on the metal talley at the moment. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.480 I'm not sure they've registered medal yet. But that's okay 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:17.640 if they do. Whoever wins that medal is going to 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:23.439 absolutely just soak in some cash. Here's an instrument. Norway Bronze, silver, gold, 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:26.600 zero pay their athletes. What's for the pride? 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:27.480 Baby, It doesn't matter. 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:30.040 That's not anyway one hundred percent. That's like, yeah, hot, 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:32.120 you don't need it. You're fine. You have a million 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:36.080 follows on Instagram at o. Here's my favorite though, kazikh Stan. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.600 If you win a bronze medal, you get yourself a 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:40.680 one room apartment. 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:41.600 Nice? 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:46.679 Yeah, absolutely, silver, you get yourself a two room apartment. 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:47.439 Woll get you? 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:51.240 I like sets and I like a two room apartment. 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:52.079 Hey, good's that? 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:55.600 And for a gold medal you get yourself a three 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:56.679 room apartment. 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:57.280 Wow, this. 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.120 Is you are and. 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:05.640 Probably a Kazakhstan athlete just taking us for a bit 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:09.280 of a tour of his recent apartment. Very nice, I'll 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.880 tell you this as well. Yell Dos Smetof in the 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:17.199 men's sixty kilo Judo won a gold medal the other day. 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.120 Very nice, indeed, oh my goodness. And here was his 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:25.360 post fight interview straight after winning a gold medal, King 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:33.040 in the Castle, King in the Castle, I have a chill. Congratulations. 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:39.480 Now that's a joke. That's a job, job, a terrible job. 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:42.240 She is. 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:46.439 We are led so fearlessly, courageously by news read aby, 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:46.839 good morning. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:47.920 It's very aggressive. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:51.120 That's how passionate I feel about you in this space. 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:53.280 Thank you so much, good on you so much. 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:55.120 So we're gonna let you kick us off this morning. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:55.800 I never start. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:59.199 So that's exciting because every time we assemble, and sometimes 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:01.440 it's weeks out yet who's got the best joke? And 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:02.880 you say, well, it's me, so I'll go last. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:04.920 True are usually trumpy too. 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.040 And now are you saying bold he's doing the first leg? 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.960 Yeah, correct, let's bolt off and do this. Okay. So 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:12.080 there was a man and a woman. 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:15.120 They didn't know each other, and they were flying for work. Anyway, 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:17.040 they get to the hotel and they both check in 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:19.319 and unfortunately there's been a stuff up and they're both 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:23.280 in the same room. They're on bunk beds, and they go, okay, look, 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.120 it's fine, not ideal. We're only here for one night, 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:27.160 so it's okay. So he's on the top bunk, she's 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:30.440 on the bottom. Halfway through the night, he says, oh, 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:33.079 excuse me, excuse me, would you mind grubbing a blanket 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:36.040 for me? She goes, Oh, I've got a better idea. 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.600 How about we pretend that we're married, and he thinks, oh, 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:40.199 I'm seeing someone, but you know, this could be a 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.199 bit of farm like we'll never see her again. That's fine. 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:44.720 So she then turns around and says to him, get 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:47.520 your own damn blanket then, which he replies by letting 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:48.040 one rip. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:55.000 No, I don't get they're pre getting to be married. 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:02.680 Now, don't actually pass gas in a relationship, not me, not. 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.280 Me shooting out that. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.319 We're not even in a relationship with you, and we 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:11.160 know that that's. 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.640 A lot you don't win in front of you. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:13.880 Girl. 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.120 He hasn't, not that I know of it. 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:20.600 I've nearly popped a couple of times, don't worry about that. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:22.960 And I just made the time. 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.360 There was that one time that producer EM and I 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:28.160 were standing outside of the toilets when you went in 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.800 and you were a little vocal already on the phone, 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.120 and yeah, that was a. 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:38.720 Different situation, but the walls, the walls rocking that day. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:40.560 All right, guys, we'll boot up to you. I'll go 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:43.240 next to Okay, sure, now, ladies while we are talking 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:46.360 about things a little bit blue. I'm not saying that 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:49.520 I'm attractive, but what I will say is when I 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:51.800 take my clothes off in the bathroom, I turned the 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:54.400 shower on. 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.960 Yeah, that was. 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:01.560 Was quite joke. It was good. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.840 Okay, you got all right. There were two hunters in 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:08.160 the woods. One of them collapses. His eyes were glazed 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:10.400 and he was horribly power and he wasn't moving. So 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:12.200 the other man, but, oh my god, what do I do? 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.320 So he whips out his phone and he calls triple 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:19.440 zero and the dispatch lady says, okay, do not panic first. 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:22.440 What we have to do is make sure that he's dead. 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:26.120 And the hunter goes okay, and then everything goes silent, 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.440 and then there's a shotgun bang. 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:31.680 And he gets back on the phone. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:36.600 He goes, now, what's a bit? 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:41.240 Do you know what communication is vital in these situations 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:47.840 because there's miscommunication or lack of understanding with communications death. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.720 Do you think Jerney understands what a joke is? Is 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:51.920 that the lack of communication? 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:56.040 Oh wow, shotgun bang? You in a minute? 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:59.520 That's a challenge to there to someone else double nine 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.320 one nine nine or nine Joe it's a few times 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:03.800 this morning we've been talking about how we could get 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:07.480 ourselves involved in the games without actually having to compete 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:11.320 over in Paris, because very much passed our prime athletically. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:14.240 Oh that's okay, you speak for yourself, mate, I'm still 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:15.880 getting out there and having a crack at last. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:16.520 On the weekends. 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:19.240 You're having a crack. But you hobbled in this morning, 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:21.800 old limpy McGee with that bung ankle. 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:23.840 Now, okay, eyes. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:26.680 Recovered though, it's my eyes. Bet your eyes completely recovered. 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:28.760 But I fell over myself at Neple. So now I've 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:29.600 got a fat ankle. 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:31.480 Now you got a burst blood vessel in your ankle. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.960 Yeah, did you fall over at Evil because your eye 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:34.520 was still a bit? 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:35.000 Mate? 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:37.200 No, my eyes cleared up. We've just established that. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:38.800 So yeah, I was just reading if it was cleared 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:40.720 up on Saturday, because when you left Friday it wasn't. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:41.480 Yeah. 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:43.960 Okay, all right, Well, thank you for my full medical history. 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:45.800 But this Monday morning, I really appreciate you. 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:47.920 The point of the story is we're looking for opportunities 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:52.160 to immerse ourselves in the game's vibes without actually competing. 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:57.720 So what we decided to come up with Yeah, that's right, 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:02.720 Jodi and Hazy's average Games. This week we're going to 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:05.439 go head to head in average task. We need your 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:07.160 health to vote on who wins and becomes the gold 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:09.720 medalist for our average games. 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.080 I love this for us because, let's face it, I'm 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:13.919 not going to be Jess Fox. You're not going to 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:18.560 be you know, Carl Chalmers, So let's be good at 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:19.399 being average. 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:27.479 Love this four average games. 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:31.680 It's one of Adelaide's biggest rivalries. 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:33.680 Oh boy, what are. 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:34.240 You full of? 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:35.119 Hamstring? 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:40.160 Oning Andrew runs with his shirt of haze. 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:42.000 We just want to take it one day at a time. 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:44.359 We're not looking too far ahead, nor are we looking 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:46.919 too far in the past. So it's all about control 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:49.920 and the controllables and trusting the process. 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:54.199 Jodi has one million kids. Boddie like a woman who 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:58.080 has done so many chores that she's nearly broken. 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:00.000 But now is the opportunity to put all those gills 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.879 to go do two athletes fierce rivals. 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:09.080 There we go, that's the secret idea. 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.240 Too, will put everything on the line to bring home 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:15.200 the gold. 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:21.160 Oh, there you go. We need to crown of gold medalists. Yeah, 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.520 is he going to be Jody is going to be hazy. 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:27.520 Three tasks and unfortunately for you, jokes making girls isn't 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:29.560 one of them, otherwise you'd be gold medal. 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:32.720 No, okay, So I'm going to run you through the 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:36.159 task that we have to complete to become the average 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:36.879 Games champion. 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:39.760 You're ready for this. The first one ironing a shirt? 0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:44.280 Oh boy, you you know my weakness. 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:46.480 Well, I think I've got you covered on this one, because, 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:50.800 let's be honest, the poor ladies at Channel seven have 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:51.720 to do it for you. 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:53.639 So when was the last time you owned a shirt? 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:55.920 I've tried to iron quite really, you know how embarrassing 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:58.520 it is. And this happens every single time I iron 0:18:58.600 --> 0:19:00.760 my own shirt. And then I go and was like, oh, 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:03.159 you want to throw an iron on that thing? And 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:04.960 I'll oh, yeah, I didn't have time, but in my 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.080 head I'm like I did, and I left thinking it 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:07.600 was brilliant. 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:08.640 Yeah exactly. 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:12.879 And also Suzanne wasn't available, So how did you do 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:15.760 it myself? She busy taking care of will Goodings, you 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:17.280