Speaker 1: Day adelaides for what the fork?
Speaker 2: I cannot guarantee that I will keep my mouth shut
Speaker 2: throughout the.
Speaker 3: Course of the game.
Speaker 1: Either, I can guarantee that you'll be very verbal.
Speaker 3: I'm quite faal. Yes, Okay, you.
Speaker 1: Got sent off on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Don't bring that up. Why why do you have to
Speaker 2: bring that up again? All right, Well it was in
Speaker 2: my fault. It was an umpire error, so it's fine.
Speaker 3: We move.
Speaker 4: You're never allowed to blame the umpires.
Speaker 3: I just did. That's true, genuinely.
Speaker 2: There's new rules and she got them off. Okay, what
Speaker 2: the fork this week? These are the small things that
Speaker 2: happen in everyday life when you go what the fork
Speaker 2: is going on there? And I saw a TikTok video
Speaker 2: the other day Andrew Hayes, and it blew my damn
Speaker 2: little mind. So it was a woman who was in
Speaker 2: the front of her car with her husband and she
Speaker 2: turned to him and she said, what do you think about?
Speaker 2: And he was like like nothing. And she's like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: what do you mean nothing? And he was like no,
Speaker 2: actual nothing is in my brain right now. And she
Speaker 2: lost her mind. I lost my mind because is this
Speaker 2: a thing?
Speaker 3: Is this a thing.
Speaker 2: Men actually have periods where there's nothing going.
Speaker 1: On that's bloody. Lately it's real what. Yeah, there's not
Speaker 1: much going on my brain for the most part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's a blow. That's a bloke thing, for sure.
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 2: So in the moments where there's nothing going on, there's
Speaker 2: nothing pertinent in your brain, you can just shut down
Speaker 2: and literally have no thoughts.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes when I'm watching TV, I reckon. The only
Speaker 1: thought I've got is a picture of me watching TV.
Speaker 1: That's what's going on my brain? Do You can genuinely
Speaker 1: switch it into autopilot? And so it's still enough to
Speaker 1: keep me breathing, like it's sending messages to my body
Speaker 1: to say keep on breathing. It's saying to my heart,
Speaker 1: keep on beating. But that's about it.
Speaker 2: So I have spent an inordinate amount of money with
Speaker 2: psychologists just trying to say, how do I shut down
Speaker 2: my brain? How do I stop these thoughts? I meditate
Speaker 2: to no avail because it doesn't work. I live every
Speaker 2: day trying not to think, and you're just saying it
Speaker 2: comes naturally.
Speaker 1: Also, is it a man psychologist, Because when you're speaking,
Speaker 1: he's probably just sitting there.
Speaker 3: It's a female and she's engaged.
Speaker 1: That's a good start. Wow, So what are you thinking
Speaker 1: about right now?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: What's going on me?
Speaker 1: How many thoughts reckon you process?
Speaker 3: I'm I've in my brain.
Speaker 2: I'm fast forwarding to what I have to do today
Speaker 2: and how I go about it. That's what I'm doing
Speaker 2: right now. I'm not just thinking about the show. I'm
Speaker 2: thinking about I have to do that and the kids
Speaker 2: have got naple.
Speaker 1: Okay, we take a live look at what's going on
Speaker 1: in your head right now, shall we?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: You can all right?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: I'm so hungry? How many grams of fat and then
Speaker 3: air fried hashball? I'll just have a coffee instead? Is
Speaker 3: that too much my wedding ring needs?
Speaker 2: I've got parent teaching interviews this after I just took
Speaker 2: a jump upe she doesn't end up a drug?
Speaker 3: And the washing on line?
Speaker 2: Why did Reverend Dan yell at me? And religious studies
Speaker 2: in here? I wonder how I have I made a
Speaker 2: widey to Pedigre?
Speaker 3: She ll like a normal?
Speaker 2: Do we play a nepple this week? Didn't I make
Speaker 2: the Thunderbirds hazy like me?
Speaker 3: Is am I still cute? Why is she but avocado?
Speaker 3: So hard.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's the one that got made. Was can I die?
Speaker 1: Look going on, I'm in that little head of yours.
Speaker 3: What's going on in your head?
Speaker 1: All right, let's jump in so we can find my
Speaker 1: hamstrings a bit sore. I wonder if Rosie will playing.
Speaker 1: If I got him in the right spot, I can
Speaker 1: beat up a crocodile. Yeah, see, simple stuff. Are we different?
Speaker 1: You and I?
Speaker 3: Oh you think just a little bit? Oh my, very goodness.
Speaker 7: Bobby, good morning.
Speaker 3: I'm going to ask what are you thinking about right now?
Speaker 7: That's a pretty easy one. Not not a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, good answer, Bobby.
Speaker 4: So is this true?
Speaker 3: Bobby?
Speaker 7: I think hazy to hit the nail on the head.
Speaker 7: To be honest, I'm sure there's times where we have well,
Speaker 7: I think a lot, but there's also a good eighty
Speaker 7: percent of the time that I'm not not thinking about
Speaker 7: much at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just I mean, the light's wrong, but there's
Speaker 1: probably no one hurt. And we like to leave the
Speaker 1: front porch light on because you just never know, You
Speaker 1: just never know.
Speaker 7: You don't want to get caught out. You don't want
Speaker 7: to get caught out.
Speaker 1: We'll play very well, play.
Speaker 3: Bobby.
Speaker 2: For example, if you're sitting watching TV. What are you
Speaker 2: thinking about?
Speaker 8: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Infuriating? Is your partner Bobby? When you say that? Mine
Speaker 1: as well?
Speaker 7: She absolutely hate certain name. I hate it, and like
Speaker 7: like you said, she catches. I catch the last three
Speaker 7: words and try and catch try and catch back up.
Speaker 7: But she's pretty cool switched onto that, and.
Speaker 3: So Bobby and she says to you, Hey, babe, what
Speaker 3: are you thinking about? What do you say?
Speaker 7: That's that? That's about part that really bothers that nothing?
Speaker 3: Mind blind? Hey Kayla Taylor? Can you shut down or
Speaker 3: is it just men?
Speaker 7: Actually?
Speaker 8: I can shut down?
Speaker 3: You can really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, So, like just a moment ago, you were talking
Speaker 7: about a movie. I tend to put on movies and
Speaker 7: I can.
Speaker 8: Shut it shut down then, But mostly I shut down
Speaker 8: when I'm trying.
Speaker 6: To write my novel and I'm doing my artworks.
Speaker 7: It's just really therapeutic and relaxing.
Speaker 9: So accuse my most non.
Speaker 8: Thinking related activity, and I just go for it.
Speaker 7: I just let my hands wonder and my mind just
Speaker 7: grows blank.
Speaker 3: You are a unicorn. Megan from Ethelston. Did you know
Speaker 3: this about men? Megan?
Speaker 5: I did, but I think I might be worse, to
Speaker 5: be honest, what do you mean. I can be driving
Speaker 5: in the car, whether I'm the driver or a passenger
Speaker 5: or walking and not a thought we'll go into my head.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: How how blissful is it, Megan, It's actually really really enjoyable.
Speaker 3: So not a single thought about what you have to do,
Speaker 3: where you have to be. What happened in with you
Speaker 3: five nothing?
Speaker 5: Nothing, it's the only two times that it happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, it's good, so jealous.
Speaker 1: That's great. See it's a very very nice place to
Speaker 1: be because there's.
Speaker 3: No pressure, Lachland, What are you thinking, Lachlan?
Speaker 6: To be honest, the way I switch off is I
Speaker 6: used to grab my Apple AirPods and it really goes
Speaker 6: from It really depends if it's music or if it's
Speaker 6: I usually go for meditation.
Speaker 1: Us.
Speaker 6: It sounds a bit odd, but even like rain drops
Speaker 6: whenever I'm having like me and if I come home
Speaker 6: from work and I just want a little bit of meantime.
Speaker 6: But I have a girlfriend and I love her all
Speaker 6: for it is straight away she wants all the attention.
Speaker 6: But I have a habit of putting the Apple weirds
Speaker 6: in and plays the rain drops music and I can
Speaker 6: have a talk talk talk talk, talk, talk, walk, and
Speaker 6: I could be fast asleep. She wouldn't even know.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll tell you what, Lukie, You're gonna get big trouble.
Speaker 1: She's listening right now because you've just exposed yourself.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, it's the perfect time. It's just passed
Speaker 6: out and left.
Speaker 1: Legend. Oh, we definitely all build the side.
Speaker 3: Love her, bless you.
Speaker 1: You're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 2: News.
Speaker 1: What's the news today? Smooth news?
Speaker 2: What do you need to know from the past twelve
Speaker 2: to twenty four hours. We all look to news reader
Speaker 2: Abby go for it.
Speaker 4: So we'll start with the federal budget.
Speaker 10: Obviously, this is a precarious one because we've got a
Speaker 10: cost of living crisis for anyone going into households.
Speaker 4: Could affect inflation.
Speaker 10: But basically, what we're all going to get it doesn't
Speaker 10: matter what your income is. You'll get a three hundred
Speaker 10: dollar energy bill rebate, so that will be seventy five
Speaker 10: dollars a quarter and that will come off your energy bill.
Speaker 10: There'll be stayed three tax cuts coming into effect for
Speaker 10: load to middle income workers from July first. What that
Speaker 10: means is anyone load to middle income, which I think
Speaker 10: is about up to one hundred and twenty six thousand dollars.
Speaker 10: You'll receive more in your pocket each week, which is
Speaker 10: meant to then be able to help with paying bills,
Speaker 10: cost of bly in pressures and things like that. We'll
Speaker 10: see a price freeze on medicines for everyone over the
Speaker 10: next five years, so some people on pensions won't pay
Speaker 10: more than seven dollars for their medicines. Those of us
Speaker 10: who don't have cards or anything, you're about thirty around
Speaker 10: about thirty one dollars. There'll be more help for those
Speaker 10: on rent assistance, so up about ten percent. There'll be
Speaker 10: the extension of the twenty thousand dollars instant asset right.
Speaker 4: Off for small businesses.
Speaker 10: And there's also this big twenty three billion dollar investment
Speaker 10: for locally make clean energy and manufacturing, so like a
Speaker 10: made in Australia.
Speaker 1: Big yeah, what's the word campaign?
Speaker 10: Yeah, So basically trying to get more things manufactured in Australia.
Speaker 10: Obviously we saw issues over COVID when China we were
Speaker 10: not getting as many exports from China. Locally, there'll be
Speaker 10: money for road upgrades to the Southeastern Freeway and the
Speaker 10: Dune Mount Barker Interchange. We'll see money for the Adelaide
Speaker 10: City Deal, which is essentially pushing money through the city
Speaker 10: for new projects and an innovation and cultural precinct too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're pretty much the big big things.
Speaker 1: Wait you can you say all that again?
Speaker 2: No, I would love to hear your budget breakdown.
Speaker 1: Means I just need someone to genuinely dumb it down
Speaker 1: from me. That was even more. That was probably too intelligent, acces.
Speaker 10: It's going to be interesting to watch, well for some
Speaker 10: of us, because so Jim Chalmers is basically saying that
Speaker 10: their forecasts have inflation coming down a lot quicker than
Speaker 10: what the Reserve Bank is saying. So the Reserve Bank
Speaker 10: is saying that inflation won't drop between two and three
Speaker 10: per until next year, which means that we won't see
Speaker 10: rate cuts until then. But Jim Chalmers has come out
Speaker 10: with his forecast and says, nope, we can get inflation
Speaker 10: down by the end of the year.
Speaker 4: So it's going to be a really interesting one to watch.
Speaker 10: Either he's going to full flat on his face or
Speaker 10: he's going to be right, So we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, can I just check him with my brain cells?
Speaker 1: There we go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but in the meantime, his wife wore a
Speaker 2: lovely yellow Yes that's the headline.
Speaker 10: That is the headline anyway, And we spoke about this before.
Speaker 10: But there's obviously been the truck roll over at Myrtle Banks,
Speaker 10: So just a reminder that the glen Osmond Crossroadport Rush
Speaker 10: intersection is affected. The driver luckily sustained non life threatening injuries,
Speaker 10: which is good. I drove past it and it did
Speaker 10: not look very nice.
Speaker 3: That's not fun.
Speaker 1: Quick updates Freud Smith.
Speaker 10: Okay, so he's gone and decide Well he's decided to
Speaker 10: use Chappelle Corby's man who orchestrated her to get her
Speaker 10: out of prison in Bali. So is he a lawyer,
Speaker 10: he's a security guy. He's an ex police officer from
Speaker 10: I've read. But he's gone and hired him and to
Speaker 10: try and get him out. So this John McLeod will
Speaker 10: head to Can's. The package that Troy Smith was given
Speaker 10: or sorry, was sent from Australia to Bali with the
Speaker 10: methamphetamine in it that we don't know if it was
Speaker 10: toothpaste or lubricant.
Speaker 4: It said lubricant on the package.
Speaker 10: Tomato came from his address that he rents in Cans.
Speaker 10: So McLeod is on his way to Cans to have
Speaker 10: a look and see what's going on there, and then
Speaker 10: he'll fly to Bally. But this is huge. He hasn't
Speaker 10: actually been charged. Troy Smith hasn't been charged yet, but
Speaker 10: if he is, he faces life in prison.
Speaker 4: So this is big.
Speaker 1: It's a huge case. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot
Speaker 1: of drama involved in this.
Speaker 2: Correct, just a quick one. Andrew Hayes. Isla Fisher has
Speaker 2: split up from Sasha Baron Cohen.
Speaker 1: It's been in the process for long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a while ago.
Speaker 3: That's not new.
Speaker 10: No that the fact that they've split isn't you but
Speaker 10: she's broken. Well the first time she's sort of come
Speaker 10: out and spoken about and said thanks for the support.
Speaker 1: Oh tell what else happening? Collingwood won the flag last year?
Speaker 4: Oh you know what else happened? Tasmania just got the internet.
Speaker 1: We joined us, Joe, what have you got? Fine?
Speaker 4: Tasmane has been connected to the mainland.
Speaker 2: She has done a post and said thank you for
Speaker 2: all your kindness and support. I did not know that
Speaker 2: that was not news, but I have.
Speaker 3: Been alerted to the fact. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: There you know, and you're updated. Okay, that's nice. What
Speaker 1: a journey it is that has grown such ferocious legs.
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Eagles b Central Night at two fifteen Argana Park
Speaker 1: this Saturday. Be there or be square. Don't be square,
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, s get out there and support the boys,
Speaker 1: support local footy.
Speaker 2: Nine years on the sidelines, coming out of retirement to
Speaker 2: absolutely slay on the field this Saturday.
Speaker 1: Jeez. Yeah, I hope you're not expecting too much. Don't
Speaker 1: you expecting big things?
Speaker 2: Wise, don't think for one second that I'm overestimating your
Speaker 2: abilities on the football fair Okay, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: Okay, good because you might have just put yourself in
Speaker 1: a bit of trouble by nominating me in the first place. Yes,
Speaker 1: help out, Elizabeth Eggles. Of course you're welcome. It's been
Speaker 1: a very rough start of the year for the boys.
Speaker 1: But since then, and what was two weeks ago Fitzroy
Speaker 1: lost by five hundred and sixteen points. Ken confirm as
Speaker 1: well this weekend. As it stands, two teams as and
Speaker 1: B's right, which is a huge result.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes's as such.
Speaker 1: As the numbers. So it started with you nominating me
Speaker 1: and then we spoke to the footy ops boss him Young. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just to confirm at all, it is absolutely happening. This weekend,
Speaker 1: we locked in Fitzi as our motivation coach and he's
Speaker 1: about to deliver something beautiful. Being told on Friday, yep
Speaker 1: joff for Shelley pro jumped on board. Yep, I told
Speaker 1: me how to celebrate a goal if that was to happen.
Speaker 3: Do you think it will probably not?
Speaker 1: Okay, watch this space. Johnny Platton, who is an Elizabeth
Speaker 1: Eagles junior.
Speaker 3: He's an alumni.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's on board as well. And then yesterday we
Speaker 1: spoke to the great Graham Corns give.
Speaker 11: Him the record of the team. I'm not sure you're
Speaker 11: going to get makes action on the board. Pocket and
Speaker 11: look somewhere in defense where you can see the ball
Speaker 11: coming here. You can run straight at it. You can
Speaker 11: reiven that explosive pace you've got. You can burst off
Speaker 11: the half back line, penetrate to the center, deliver along
Speaker 11: to the forward line. I think that's where they best
Speaker 11: use your talented and then afterwards, you know, get out
Speaker 11: of the guitar singing Manita.
Speaker 1: And today we're going to speak to the coach. Matt'swatala
Speaker 1: just after eight o'clock. Yes, it's real, it's actually happening.
Speaker 2: I genuinely would love to know Matt Swatala's plans for
Speaker 2: you on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Where's he going to put you? Is he going to
Speaker 3: hide you on the field?
Speaker 1: Your hide put exposed? Not really sure. Whent to training
Speaker 1: last night? Yeah, first session with the boys?
Speaker 3: Had you go?
Speaker 1: Did the whole session? Two things? I'm sore? Are you
Speaker 1: real sore?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: And two? Yeah, I'm rusty? Are you I'm real rusty?
Speaker 2: How long since you did like a proper training session
Speaker 2: with drills, et cetera?
Speaker 1: Nine years?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 1: Nine years?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I picked it up last night, did
Speaker 2: you okay?
Speaker 1: Oh that's okay, just getting out the cobwebs, getting out
Speaker 1: the rough kicks.
Speaker 2: Yes, so in netball, et cetera, we do drills like
Speaker 2: cut the cake where you just passed from the middle
Speaker 2: when you go round around the circle. What sort of
Speaker 2: drills do you do in football?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we do cut the cake as well. No,
Speaker 1: we don't it a circle work last night, all skill
Speaker 1: related drills, no contact, Thank goodness. Okay, I think that'll
Speaker 1: happen on Thursday night.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Watched your Space and do yourself a favor. Clear your schedule.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're getting married postponent. Yes, two
Speaker 1: fifteen I going a park Elizabeth Eagles taking on set
Speaker 1: Central United. Who knows what's going to happen. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what will happen.
Speaker 9: Though.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a couple of beers after the game,
Speaker 1: just to celebrate local footy.
Speaker 2: Well, there's a few options in terms of locations for
Speaker 2: beers after the game.
Speaker 1: You mentioned Louisiana tavern. Who knows, Maybe the Midway Tavern
Speaker 1: could turn up, have a couple of beers that slug
Speaker 1: and lettuce. Maybe we go north to Exchange. Who knows,
Speaker 1: could end up a JIP's cross. I'm not sure. At
Speaker 1: a very special guest coming up after seven yards. Oh okay, ah, yes,
Speaker 1: the wag herself. Speak to my wife Kara, amazing about
Speaker 1: the session, how it all when she's been bearing for
Speaker 1: her just entering Wagville this week. Yeah, that's my two
Speaker 1: fifteen Agana Park Elizabeth Eagles taken on Central United. It's
Speaker 1: this weekend. So be there'll be square. Don't be a square.
Speaker 3: Get around the guys, get around the lads.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you are coming out of retirement from the
Speaker 2: sand Fall after nine years. And I think it's pertinent
Speaker 2: at this point to speak to the woman who is
Speaker 2: most affected by this decision of you to play football
Speaker 2: on the weekend, and.
Speaker 3: That is the wag herself.
Speaker 2: Kara Hayes, Good morning, Car.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been prouder?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 8: So proud? Yeah, so proud. I'm dreading Sunday already.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's all up.
Speaker 8: It's not going to be great, is it.
Speaker 1: No, I'll be that hangover.
Speaker 8: No no, no, after Josh's wedding. We're not doing hangovers anymore. Remember,
Speaker 8: no more hangover.
Speaker 4: No, so true, Cara.
Speaker 3: He went to training last night? How was he when
Speaker 3: he got home?
Speaker 8: I was in bed when he got home, he was,
Speaker 8: you know, I'll be home by seven thirty. It was
Speaker 8: after eight thirty when he got home. And I'm not lying.
Speaker 8: He did a hobble in. Yeah, and he's good.
Speaker 2: Stay.
Speaker 11: I just wish I had.
Speaker 8: A knife far Yeah, training. Are you going to go
Speaker 8: for the game?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was obviously.
Speaker 8: I didn't see you this morning till we left work,
Speaker 8: so I was asleep. But I don't know how sure
Speaker 8: you are, But I'm sure Joanie's hearing all about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, he's not good in this space in
Speaker 2: terms of winging about muscle soreness. Is he not at all?
Speaker 8: And he you know, he don't keep fit ten k runs.
Speaker 8: He will often wake up in the middle of the
Speaker 8: night and it's like you've been shot. It's a cramp,
Speaker 8: a cramp in his leg. And I used to get
Speaker 8: up and go you okay, you know you near me
Speaker 8: stretched it out, And now I just go back because
Speaker 8: it happens that often. So when I say I'm draining Sunday,
Speaker 8: I'm fearing for your body. Hazy for sure.
Speaker 1: Second, when have you ever said, hey, would you like
Speaker 1: me to stretch it out?
Speaker 8: That has nice? I often get you a cold bottle
Speaker 8: of water because you're you know, no, I don't now.
Speaker 7: I know you're wrong.
Speaker 8: I don't now, but I used to you wait your
Speaker 8: kids up, you're so loud about it. It's around if
Speaker 8: you've been shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because apparently it's worth the child.
Speaker 8: Exactly. That's you know what. That's probably when when I
Speaker 8: stopped being hypesetic.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, one night I had the nervous assume this
Speaker 1: is worse actually.
Speaker 2: Drawing sokara, Are you going to rock up on a
Speaker 2: Saturday with the pomp poms and the yellow Yellow and
Speaker 2: you know what, I.
Speaker 8: Would love to be there. This is the one weekend
Speaker 8: that Hazy actually promised me he would look after Henry
Speaker 8: that Saturday has her very first birthday party that's been
Speaker 8: invited to serve our little friend of Elspie. And so
Speaker 8: when I said, Haype, good for that, He's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: good for that. And then a few hours later, oh
Speaker 8: did I tell you that that footy game I'm playing?
Speaker 8: And I was like, oh, great, well come along. When
Speaker 8: is it the eighteenth?
Speaker 1: Can we just.
Speaker 3: Kara, can we just be clear here?
Speaker 2: So he's opting out of a first birthday party for
Speaker 2: Lottie and also looking after Henry on the Saturday to
Speaker 2: go and play football years wow.
Speaker 8: And I know he's excited about it. He's I'm kem
Speaker 8: Bernders could be a comeback or I want to be
Speaker 8: you have an hour for it to be a comeback.
Speaker 8: But he definitely came home, like said he had to
Speaker 8: finally enjoyed it. I could tell you a little pepinist.
Speaker 1: I said to Kara, do you know what, I think
Speaker 1: this might be the start of a bit of a
Speaker 1: I'm back. She said, I've got three words for you
Speaker 1: as to why you're not making it come back. It
Speaker 1: goes like this, Henry, Sonny.
Speaker 2: And Gara, thank you so much for joining us this morning.
Speaker 2: I really look forward to the report on Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: You're such a good wag too. And I'll tell you what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do it for you, baby, You're my.
Speaker 8: Rocket now you can help people with dad.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's all happening.
Speaker 2: I'm so super proud of myself that I came up
Speaker 2: with this plan to rescue the Elizabeth Eagles.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Joe of your.
Speaker 2: Services as a full time Sample Premiership player. Yeah, that's okay,
Speaker 2: It's okay, it's okay, okay, Glass hurtful on this occasion.
Speaker 3: I'm so pleased that you are going.
Speaker 2: To rescue the Eagles this Saturday.
Speaker 1: Jeez, we're going to speak to a man now who
Speaker 1: might have some different thoughts and theories behind of that
Speaker 1: sentence that you just said.
Speaker 3: He's on board, he's on board. Introduce him.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: This is the very beautiful, courageous and fearless coach of
Speaker 1: the Elizabeth Eagles. It's Matt Swatala. Good morning to you, Matt.
Speaker 9: Good morning, he Jodi, how are.
Speaker 2: You Oh, you're so welcome, Matt, You're so welcome. I mean,
Speaker 2: are you so pleased about having Andrew Hayes's services on
Speaker 2: the weekend?
Speaker 9: Oh? Absolutely absolutely. He was a machine on the track
Speaker 9: notes last night. So hopefully you pulled up o Caake.
Speaker 9: We really need him to get out there on Saturday
Speaker 9: and get more on the boys.
Speaker 6: Again.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, Matte. And when you say machine, you
Speaker 1: mean like I literally was moving around like a robot.
Speaker 1: Joints aren't quite working the way that they used to.
Speaker 1: And I've got a message and maybe you could. You
Speaker 1: can you know about this as well, because you've been
Speaker 1: spaces where you've made comebacks. Someone told me just remember
Speaker 1: you body is it going to do what your mind
Speaker 1: wants to be true, so just be careful of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That is literally why I got suspended last weekend
Speaker 2: playing nipball, Matt, because my head thought I could get
Speaker 2: a ball.
Speaker 3: In reality, I took out a player.
Speaker 2: So you know, the mind and the body are two
Speaker 2: different things, aren't they.
Speaker 9: That's right? And and I think the thing for Hazes
Speaker 9: is we don't really have too much expectation about what
Speaker 9: he can do on the field. It's not what he
Speaker 9: can do what he can bring to the club. But
Speaker 9: having said that, having said that, he's moved very smoothly.
Speaker 9: He was up and down the wings and he looked good.
Speaker 9: So we've got to work out how we're going to
Speaker 9: fit Hazy into decide this week, and I think the
Speaker 9: plan is to try to go a bit easy. So
Speaker 9: I'm thinking maybe just starting in the rock.
Speaker 3: And first, have you ever played in the rock in
Speaker 3: your life?
Speaker 1: I've never played in the rock, But you know what,
Speaker 1: these shins probably need a lit's just a bit of
Speaker 1: a smack just to get them gone.
Speaker 3: Oh, Matt, can I ask how the boys? How are
Speaker 3: the boys feeling? Is a rough start to the season.
Speaker 9: Yeah, look it is. I've only actually come on board
Speaker 9: myself with a few other good friends of mine that
Speaker 9: they've got back involved, and we're just trying to work
Speaker 9: out what's going on too. So it's only been last
Speaker 9: week where we have sort of taken over as coaching
Speaker 9: this year. So, but the attitude from the first first
Speaker 9: moment I walked out there last Thursday night was outstanding.
Speaker 9: There is I think thirty on the track last Thursday.
Speaker 9: The spirit's always been there. I think within the group,
Speaker 9: it's just trying to get the numbers out there so
Speaker 9: that we can sustain the competitive footy team and we
Speaker 9: had fifty fifty on the track last night and by
Speaker 9: all accounts will have two sides playing this weekend. So
Speaker 9: it's been brilliant for the footy club.
Speaker 1: So that's fantastic. Is that is that the first time
Speaker 1: this season Matt, that we're going to have as Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they.
Speaker 9: Haven't had a B grade football side this season, so yeah,
Speaker 9: that'd be brilliant to be able to get everyone playing
Speaker 9: foot again and then people can play in you know,
Speaker 9: a level or a grade. We're there actually able to
Speaker 9: compete to some level. It's hard for hard for guys
Speaker 9: that haven't played a lot of footy younger or older
Speaker 9: to compete with against A graders when they're not all
Speaker 9: A grade footballers themselves. So it's been a good positive
Speaker 9: thing these last a few weeks for the club.
Speaker 2: So Matt, I just need you to confirm all deny
Speaker 2: a rumor for me. Andrew Hayes, well known for being
Speaker 2: such a pretty boy in this space. Have you had
Speaker 2: extra mirrors in the change rooms in Stall his return
Speaker 2: to football this week.
Speaker 9: He's a good looking boy. He's yet No, We're going
Speaker 9: to have to organize something though, because I want him
Speaker 9: looking sharp. I did say you got to look to
Speaker 9: part if you want to be the part. So yeah,
Speaker 9: well we'll get him, We'll get him up.
Speaker 1: About Oh cheers man. This is just ammo for Central United,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Because no one throws punches behind the plane.
Speaker 3: Well will you make a return, Maddie.
Speaker 1: I'm so pumped to be on board mates and I,
Speaker 1: like we've spoken about before, the weekend's not about winning
Speaker 1: the and it's just about recognizing local footing and how
Speaker 1: much of a beautiful environment it is. It's a bunch
Speaker 1: of blokes who are mates, who are there because they
Speaker 1: love playing footy. And that's what I mentioned to you
Speaker 1: blokes last night. I've missed that over the last ten years,
Speaker 1: and it's absolutely there. Clearly the Elizabeth Eagles. They've got
Speaker 1: a nice strong culture.
Speaker 9: Oh absolutely, there's no doubt about it, and not too
Speaker 9: different from a lot of other footy clubs within our
Speaker 9: league and states in the Northern clubs and Secondary nine
Speaker 9: of who we're playing on the weekend. I've gone through
Speaker 9: similar things in the past as well, and that buttered
Speaker 9: up and got back so they're all proud footy clubs.
Speaker 9: It's just about getting people enjoying footing, wanting to be
Speaker 9: out there and maybe trying to overcomes an issues system
Speaker 9: maybe why we lose a few people to footing. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and yeah, it's just such a great environment. So yeah, thanks,
Speaker 9: thanks for all of your help and support. It's much appreciated.
Speaker 3: You're so welcome.
Speaker 2: Maddie Swatala, thank you so much for joining us this
Speaker 2: morning and all the best managing the massive ego that
Speaker 2: is this weekend.
Speaker 9: Thank you very much for John.
Speaker 1: Please two fifteen Argana Park Elizabeth Eagles taking on Centrally
Speaker 1: night and let's go out there, have a couple of
Speaker 1: big round as well to west End, Jarth and west End.
Speaker 1: Who's chuck the whole heap of cases our way? Of
Speaker 1: course we'll drink responsibly wink. It's going to be fun that.
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you lose things and they come back to you
Speaker 2: and they have no right to come back to you,
Speaker 2: absolutely no right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when I left stuff on top of my
Speaker 1: car regularly, Yeah, and it stays there and I get
Speaker 1: it back.
Speaker 2: So on the weekend, my twelve year old and I
Speaker 2: did a little shopping on the parade. Yeah, we like
Speaker 2: to spend money that we probably shouldn't anyway. So we're
Speaker 2: in cotton On and she went to try on a
Speaker 2: top and she did, and then we brought the top
Speaker 2: and then we got back home. And then that night
Speaker 2: she goes, where's my phone? And I went, well, to
Speaker 2: your phone? I don't know where is it? She's like,
Speaker 2: I can't find it? Can you call it?
Speaker 3: So we call it nowhere to be heard, And so
Speaker 3: then we use the find my iPhone app, right.
Speaker 1: Yea, and saved a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Hell, how many people made a lot too, How many
Speaker 2: people's lives? Like how many times have you woken up
Speaker 2: on a Sunday morning and gone, oh my god, where's
Speaker 2: my phone?
Speaker 1: I left my phone at a petrol boughs one time,
Speaker 1: and then it ended up in Seaford and we tracked
Speaker 1: it down. Did you threw a fake threat from my
Speaker 1: father in law?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Knocked on the door and said the place around the corner,
Speaker 1: I give the phone back, And then they went, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm here, here's the phone.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a true story that sounds really sordid.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, thank you for my iPhone?
Speaker 2: We were We're going to drill down on that during
Speaker 2: dual leper at some point. So anyway, we do the
Speaker 2: fine my iPhone thing and it comes up. It's on Osmond.
Speaker 3: Terrace and we're like, oh my what how where did
Speaker 3: you leave your phone? Nor that Osmond Terraces got legs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we clicked police station. So someone's obviously
Speaker 2: picked it up in the Chaine rooms at cotton On
Speaker 2: handed it in to the police station.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: How good?
Speaker 4: And so so I rock up.
Speaker 2: To the police station Sunday morning, I'm like hello again
Speaker 2: and the lady goes here you go, here's your iPhone.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, just out of curiosity, how did
Speaker 2: you break into it? Because she had called Greg and
Speaker 2: she's like, oh, well, I just googled it. And then
Speaker 2: if you click on the side buttons and then you
Speaker 2: talk to Siri, it will call the last person that
Speaker 2: you had spoken to. What you.
Speaker 11: Knew?
Speaker 2: That? How outrageously good. That's very handy to So not
Speaker 2: only is there a really kind person in Nord that
Speaker 2: picked up the phone, took the time to walk it
Speaker 2: to the police station, and the police officer has done
Speaker 2: some detective work and then spoken to Siri and called
Speaker 2: my husband and said your phone is here.
Speaker 1: There you go. That blows that's going to blow you mind.
Speaker 3: Isn't that the best story ever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, asking for a friend that they don't and shut
Speaker 1: your browser.