Speaker 1: Well, I guess you know what that means.
Speaker 2: You've arrived at the potty.
Speaker 3: You have arrived at your final destination in terms of
Speaker 3: hearing what you want to hear. And when I say
Speaker 3: final destination, I don't mean the movie franchise long ago
Speaker 3: where they used to.
Speaker 1: Just randomly die. Do you remember that? No, No, this
Speaker 1: isn't your final destination?
Speaker 4: But enjoy Nonetheless, Yes, a bit going on this morning.
Speaker 4: So we played a little game of Dead or Alive
Speaker 4: where we just, you know, like to wax lyrical about
Speaker 4: people's mortality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have fun with it.
Speaker 2: Is that celebrity dead or are they still kicking?
Speaker 3: So many people are like, oh no, so sad they die.
Speaker 3: We like to celebrate it. Put coffees on the line, you.
Speaker 2: Brought your wife a present. It went down like a Sachosen.
Speaker 3: It so did too, a genuine Sacho Sisen yep, speaking
Speaker 3: of Sacho Chisen's. There's a been going on in the
Speaker 3: Oddy household at the minute because Greg is just trying
Speaker 3: to live his best life. He's this beautiful peacock and
Speaker 3: he's trying to launch off into the sunset and really
Speaker 3: find himself. Yet you're trying to pull him.
Speaker 4: Back So is this code for the man has left
Speaker 4: his wife and children behind to go on a two
Speaker 4: week European vacation in the middle of the year.
Speaker 2: Is that what peacocking means.
Speaker 3: That's the way that you describe it and the cause
Speaker 3: that came through very mixed, Yeah, surprisingly mixed.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah I think.
Speaker 4: I mean when I get home today, he'll tell me
Speaker 4: that he was the winner out of all of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so many ways.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you will enjoy have fun with that. Thank
Speaker 3: you for choosing the podcast.
Speaker 2: I need your advice on something.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, I'm so smart in this area.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you're welcome in advance.
Speaker 4: So this is the situation the Audie household finds itself in.
Speaker 4: Dad has gone and booked himself a two week European trip.
Speaker 2: Next month with his brother and his father.
Speaker 3: Okay, so from the cues, I'm getting Nah, your am,
Speaker 3: I you're unhappy about this.
Speaker 4: I want to be happy. I want to be happy.
Speaker 4: It's once in a lifetime opportunity for him. He's going
Speaker 4: over to Dubai to meet his brother, then he's going
Speaker 4: to Rome to watch Ac Milan play, and then he's
Speaker 4: just casually sauntering over to Montenegro to stay at this
Speaker 4: place called the One and Only, which is the most
Speaker 4: epic hotel on the planet right, And he's only getting
Speaker 4: to do this because his brother's connections at work, so
Speaker 4: it really is a once in a lifetime thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, world, I'm Greg, go off, Prince well done.
Speaker 4: The issue that I have is this is how the
Speaker 4: conversation went in the car driving back from our little
Speaker 4: getaway the other day. He goes, so the trips are booked,
Speaker 4: that's yep, and giving him donuts and he's like, aren't
Speaker 4: you happy for me?
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I am.
Speaker 4: However, it's very difficult to get excited for you when
Speaker 4: I will be stuck home doing a couple of jobs
Speaker 4: and looking after all the children like that. It makes
Speaker 4: it hard when I know that you're going to be
Speaker 4: sunning yourself by a pool over there.
Speaker 2: And he's like he just kind of looks at me
Speaker 2: and he's like, I need you.
Speaker 4: To promise me that you are not gonna hold this
Speaker 4: against me and throw it back in my face.
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I can'tssume that.
Speaker 2: I can't make that promise to you, because at.
Speaker 4: Some point when you annoy me, I will remember that
Speaker 4: time you went to Europe for a couple of weeks
Speaker 4: with your brother and your dad and you left me
Speaker 4: at home. Remember that because I was working and I
Speaker 4: couldn't come. Can you remember that.
Speaker 2: I won't do that at.
Speaker 1: All, Hendry, Okay, that's good.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is a little bit under as
Speaker 3: so I felt like we should probably get an expert
Speaker 3: in just to really discuss that. And when I say expert,
Speaker 3: why don't we just speak to your husband directly?
Speaker 1: Greek? Hey, good morning, Greek.
Speaker 6: Morning, guys.
Speaker 3: Thanks having me, thanks for coming on, and can I
Speaker 3: just say, oh, well done? I mean you are just
Speaker 3: taking so many boxes? Can I come on this trip?
Speaker 6: Yeah, there wasn't a lot of facts in that one.
Speaker 6: I haven't actually booked a trip there. We're planning phase.
Speaker 4: That is absolute BS, you've locked it away.
Speaker 6: Maybe it extends then, know that we're actually in the
Speaker 6: planning phase and we're just we're throwing some dates around
Speaker 6: right now. And then I was hoping they might match
Speaker 6: up with Jody's holidays so she could come with me,
Speaker 6: But I can't guarantee you that. But looking at.
Speaker 4: Things right now, Okay, So this is how it works.
Speaker 4: Radio holidays are locked in at the same time every year.
Speaker 2: You know exactly where my holidays are.
Speaker 4: Yet you've gone out of those parameters and gone without me.
Speaker 6: I just want to double check that. So technically the
Speaker 6: fourteen days that doesn't include the travel you know, to
Speaker 6: and from which I wasn't across. I wasn't aware of that.
Speaker 6: So it's actually a bit longer than fourteen days.
Speaker 2: Is it so as longer than two weeks, but.
Speaker 6: Fourteen days in Europe to get there, I've got to
Speaker 6: get back, and that's for looking out for the children.
Speaker 6: I mean, I've already organized that. But if I'm coming down,
Speaker 6: so don't play that card.
Speaker 2: Colleen is coming back.
Speaker 1: I left Colleen.
Speaker 4: Colleen's coming down to be fair to help out with
Speaker 4: the kids, and I really appreciate that great opportunity.
Speaker 6: I mean it's like that's time when they ask you
Speaker 6: to come back and play netball. I mean, I'm not
Speaker 6: going to stand in the way of that.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: I'm sure Greg's sitting there going you know, it's probably
Speaker 3: not good for her knees or achilles, but she's going
Speaker 3: to do what she's going to do. Now you need
Speaker 3: to let him shine.
Speaker 4: What about when I suggested to you that perhaps you
Speaker 4: could return the favorite later in the year and I
Speaker 4: could go on a girls trip perhaps somewhere with my
Speaker 4: friends and have some time away from the kids.
Speaker 2: What did you say?
Speaker 4: You said something along the lines of this is not
Speaker 4: about revenge.
Speaker 6: It's not, And I mean, I'm open to suggestions with
Speaker 6: what you want to do, and I'll support that.
Speaker 2: What do you might travel agents?
Speaker 3: And what I would like to say is that these
Speaker 3: days and what we don't understand is just how beautiful
Speaker 3: the South Australian Coast is. I mean, if you really
Speaker 3: think about it, what's the difference between Europe and the
Speaker 3: South Australian Coast both beautiful places on the map?
Speaker 6: Yeah, very similar. So I'm all open to it, and
Speaker 6: I just don't want her to use it against me
Speaker 6: down the track, Ro' what's going to happen right as
Speaker 6: long as we're across that.
Speaker 4: And how surprising that you jump on his side of
Speaker 4: this particular argument.
Speaker 2: How shocking to me.
Speaker 6: Just I've just had a look at early May. So
Speaker 6: does that match up with your holidays time?
Speaker 3: I'm just all for people exploring living their best lives
Speaker 3: and discovering himself.
Speaker 2: So well, Gregory, does that don't worry.
Speaker 6: Well, I Greg, no, I love you. You can't wait.
Speaker 6: And like I said, Jody, I love you if you
Speaker 6: join us, but I'm just not sure it's going to
Speaker 6: work this time, but maybe next time.
Speaker 4: Oh God, all right, thank you darling. I really appreciate
Speaker 4: the phone call. Thirteen twenty four ten. Who side do
Speaker 4: you want to pick in this particular argument? Andrew Hayses
Speaker 4: already drawn a line in the sand and jumped firmly
Speaker 4: over to team Greg Gotti And.
Speaker 3: Be very careful how you go about this, because I'm
Speaker 3: starting to wondering if I've made the right.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Eileen from West Richmond, Hay, Eileen, Hey,
Speaker 2: how you doing good? Who started you on? Are you
Speaker 2: on Hazy and Greg's side? On my side?
Speaker 7: And on greg Sideane?
Speaker 2: Come on, come on our lane.
Speaker 6: Listen.
Speaker 7: So I went on two girls trade and I left
Speaker 7: my kids with my husband. Yeah, so I went. I
Speaker 7: went for my forty years two weeks degrees with four
Speaker 7: other girls.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So I had a plot. Yeah, And five years later
Speaker 7: we repeated the same thing, and there was five of
Speaker 7: us and it was just last year and we went
Speaker 7: to Greece again for another two weeks. So yeah, and
Speaker 7: he's not holding it.
Speaker 2: Again for me, He's not. Okay, obviously much less bitter
Speaker 2: and twisted than I am. Filan. Oh, I'm glad you
Speaker 2: had a good time though, that's cool.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I did tell him. I said, you know what, you
Speaker 7: go and arrange for your boys, Chip if you want to,
Speaker 7: I'll take the kids anytime. So but I've done it
Speaker 7: twice now and he hasn't planned anything. So I'm going
Speaker 7: on my foot once a.
Speaker 2: He hasn't organized it, so she's going again.
Speaker 1: Love that for very good stuff? Are the One's it
Speaker 1: for Gregg and the boys?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's time to hear from Nick and gold and Grove.
Speaker 1: Good morning Nick.
Speaker 2: There, Hello Nick?
Speaker 4: All right, thoughts and feelings around this one definitely seemed great.
Speaker 3: He's just trying to get away.
Speaker 10: First time by the stands of it, so let him.
Speaker 2: Go first time out.
Speaker 10: That's what you're over, locked and done.
Speaker 1: You get those vibes, don't you, Nick? You really do?
Speaker 9: Can?
Speaker 4: I need to remind you this is a man who,
Speaker 4: fourteen years when we were together, went away every second
Speaker 4: weekend to play ice.
Speaker 2: Hockey in the state.
Speaker 1: Joe's cut the cord. Am I right?
Speaker 9: Nick?
Speaker 2: God? Twenty four are there any women out there on
Speaker 2: my side at all? There has to be.
Speaker 1: Against it. I think we can safely start this chance
Speaker 1: Greg Greg Greg Greg.
Speaker 3: Joji decided to events some issues that are happening in
Speaker 3: your household at the minutes, and it's truly backfired.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So basically, my husband has a two week European trip.
Speaker 2: I've just found out he leaves the.
Speaker 4: Day of an adversary bit of feedback come from him.
Speaker 4: I can't go, obviously because I'm back here working, he said. Also,
Speaker 4: you don't have a passport, so it's not even an
Speaker 4: option for you to go. And also the most cost
Speaker 4: effective route to Bangkok, I have to leave two days earlier.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2: The hits keep on coming.
Speaker 3: So not only I mean obviously he's trying to live
Speaker 3: his best life and he's really trying to spraeze wings
Speaker 3: and see just how much his potential can be fulfilled.
Speaker 3: But he's also going the tough route there as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, is this guy even real?
Speaker 1: He's that good? Surve a million people, they all said
Speaker 1: team Greg, and they all.
Speaker 4: Said well done, Greg, And then there was a chance
Speaker 4: in the studio for Team Greg. Also, let's go to Marissa,
Speaker 4: who is video guy josh is fiance. Good morning, Marissa,
Speaker 4: hikay Hi, what have you got to say about your partner?
Speaker 11: I thought i'd call up and dob him in today
Speaker 11: going on, So about a month in when he started working,
Speaker 11: he got the chance to go to Bali.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so he was all excited.
Speaker 11: Oh good, gets to the airport airport and I get
Speaker 11: a message, Oh, you probably could have come on this
Speaker 11: with me.
Speaker 1: You should have kept those thoughts with himself. Oh yeah.
Speaker 11: And top it all off, when he got back, he
Speaker 11: came back with COVID and gave it to me.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Maria.
Speaker 11: Jodi, I am on your side with this.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, because your partner no less than
Speaker 4: five minutes ago stood next to me and went Team Greg,
Speaker 4: Team Greg, Team Greg.
Speaker 2: Want together you boys?
Speaker 1: Perhaps this is an off air chat, but when's the wedding?
Speaker 4: Like there might be a discussion now, Thanks Marissa, beautiful eye.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Rebecca from Seafood Meadows. Whose
Speaker 4: team are you on here?
Speaker 2: Beck, Team Jodie.
Speaker 8: I'm a little bit of a jealous person. So husband
Speaker 8: bought a new car. So the next day I went
Speaker 8: out and bought up a new Yeah, he picked up
Speaker 8: his car on the Saturday, and by Monday I was
Speaker 8: at the Herendow dealership and at the center of a
Speaker 8: photo saying I'm getting one, dude.
Speaker 1: That was it?
Speaker 4: Love that for you, Beck Please come along to it
Speaker 4: Nova's Red Room tomorrow night, will.
Speaker 8: Do that would be awesome. Thank you so much?
Speaker 2: Driving your car? Okay? Is he there? Chloe from Mount
Speaker 2: Barker who signed you one?
Speaker 12: Absolutely yours, Jodie. I would want to be happy, but
Speaker 12: I would be I would be quite sour and you definitely.
Speaker 12: It needs to go both ways, man. He needs to
Speaker 12: organize the kids to be looked after and everything for
Speaker 12: you to go on a girl's troop for the same
Speaker 12: amount of.
Speaker 1: Time all of that.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, Chloe, thank you.
Speaker 4: Please come along and cheers to that at the Red
Speaker 4: Room tomorrow night we go.
Speaker 1: It just feels like you've in the song, gone out
Speaker 1: and recruit. It's amazing.
Speaker 11: Sure.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just wanted a little bit of support. I
Speaker 2: was feeling very outnumbered. Have we got time for Miniue?
Speaker 1: Can we wrap it up with Minik? Good morning Minight?
Speaker 8: Hello there, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Monique? Who's team are you on this?
Speaker 10: Morning, Joe's I'm really torn. I'm with you in terms
Speaker 10: of the resentment level, but my husband's done it to me.
Speaker 10: He nicked off the Kosami of all gorgeous posts were
Speaker 10: the mate and spent seven days cruising around on motorbikes
Speaker 10: and having fun. I didn't hold that against him right
Speaker 10: up until the point that he was leaving, and then
Speaker 10: just made him very significant not so subtle hints about
Speaker 10: there's plenty of beauty free shopping time.
Speaker 2: Yes, good points, four points.
Speaker 10: Absolutely, you're got to be bringing something.
Speaker 11: Back mate beneath.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there you go. That's your compromise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, what whole heap of what have?
Speaker 2: Three bottle of gin vodka?
Speaker 4: That's so awesome, Thank you a Coelnique lipstick, go Darling Evans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the holiday acombination, more comfy than your cousies.
Speaker 2: Jump on the water.
Speaker 1: If that with.
Speaker 3: Hotels, holiday rentals, holiday parks and we'll find the perfect
Speaker 3: fit for holiday you.
Speaker 2: Bookie, get away on the water.
Speaker 1: Fat what if it's Aussie for travel? The biggest freaking story.
Speaker 9: Is huge, Harrison and Adam that you did cheer a
Speaker 9: pumpkin eater had a good old fashioned stoush last night
Speaker 9: on Maths or as you like to call it, what.
Speaker 2: Did you call it? Before the show?
Speaker 3: There's just a good old fashioned flog off, just two
Speaker 3: top notch flogs going well.
Speaker 1: I want to be king flog. No, I want to
Speaker 1: be king.
Speaker 3: Flogg No, I want to be of the flogs, King
Speaker 3: of the flogs. So here's the boys having a good
Speaker 3: old fashioned flog. I'm here to apologize, so you guys
Speaker 3: know that I'm truly sorry about my actions pull that night.
Speaker 1: And there's no butts involved.
Speaker 3: More defensiveness, bro, it's more defensiveness just to own what
Speaker 3: you did until you're doing that.
Speaker 6: So what I see is a guy who's willing to
Speaker 6: throw the boys under the bus to save yourself.
Speaker 1: Why is it just saved myself? That's what you always do, Adam.
Speaker 1: You just throw people under the bus to save yourself.
Speaker 3: Throw everyone on the bus to say you did it, Jesse,
Speaker 3: if you don't it a man's you knock your wine
Speaker 3: over me to knock your wine over.
Speaker 1: You would have said this before.
Speaker 3: If you're a fly on the wall during that conversation,
Speaker 3: you'd leave, you'd fly off.
Speaker 4: As I say to my nine year old who has
Speaker 4: trouble checking her emotions.
Speaker 2: Take a deep breath, voice just counter ten in your
Speaker 2: heads and.
Speaker 4: Think, Okay, where does this sit on the emotional scale
Speaker 4: of things that could go wrong in your life?
Speaker 1: But I want to be top.
Speaker 4: Flog congratulations are in order for Lindsay Lohan. So the
Speaker 4: actress is pregnant and expecting her first baby with her husband.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say beta shammos, I've just gone for it,
Speaker 4: or badder shammers?
Speaker 2: Hello, Bader speaking?
Speaker 1: Is it better or batter better?
Speaker 9: Shadow?
Speaker 2: It's not it's beta. It's beta. You do have a
Speaker 2: flog off?
Speaker 1: It's beta?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, it's the voice of raising.
Speaker 2: He's Lindsay Dad, I'm almost twelve.
Speaker 1: How long do you unify that story that the stork
Speaker 1: drop me on your doorstep is low from the parent trap.
Speaker 2: You're so sweet. She's gone through some stuff.
Speaker 3: She's seen some stuff. Yeah, the memoirs at the end
Speaker 3: of all this will be quite telling.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like she's got it together now, don't you
Speaker 4: like she's regrouped?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she'd be like, ah, I watch this, Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Sometimes in my life when I think I've hit bottom,
Speaker 4: I just really going out do myself.
Speaker 2: So who's to say.
Speaker 1: I do yourself in terms of something good or no?
Speaker 2: Said like I can go bottomer?
Speaker 3: Oh you feel like bottom? What about when you feel
Speaker 3: like you're actually heading the right rich It's good.
Speaker 2: That's a nice feeling. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 4: I like it when it's trending up, let's do that.
Speaker 4: But sometimes there's dips.
Speaker 3: You know, it feels like what you're building up is
Speaker 3: for something quite serious to happen at topic tomorrow night,
Speaker 3: She's face Friday morning.
Speaker 4: The Star announced the news by Instagram with a photo
Speaker 4: of a white baby body suit emblazoned with words coming soon.
Speaker 2: Very cute Now Ashley Graham.
Speaker 4: She's the woman who awkwardly interviewed a very rude Hugh
Speaker 4: Grant on the champagne carpet at the Oscars.
Speaker 2: Here it is what are you most excited to see tonight?
Speaker 1: To see?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I know that you probably watched a few
Speaker 2: of the movies. Are you excited to see anybody?
Speaker 13: When?
Speaker 14: Do you have your hopes up for anyone?
Speaker 1: No one in particular?
Speaker 2: Okay, well what are you wearing tonight?
Speaker 9: Then?
Speaker 1: Just my suits?
Speaker 2: Your suit majors.
Speaker 11: You didn't make it.
Speaker 1: I can't remember my tailor.
Speaker 2: That's okay, shout out to the Taylor So.
Speaker 3: I guess that if Flogs were playing in some kind
Speaker 3: of basketball competition. Adam and Harrison are in the NBO
Speaker 3: and Hugh Grant is the MVP of the NBA.
Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely, So now she's come out and said, my
Speaker 4: mom always told people to kill people with kindness, So
Speaker 4: that is that.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say anything more about Hugh.
Speaker 4: And then she jumped on Instagram and posed a nude photo.
Speaker 3: Is that what happens these days? Is that how the
Speaker 3: kids tackle their issues?
Speaker 2: Thirty five year old supermodel.
Speaker 4: People have praised her for keeping things real, but I'm
Speaker 4: a little confused about this messaging. I have to say
Speaker 4: she handled herself with a bit of grace and dignity,
Speaker 4: like she could have really flailed in that situation, because
Speaker 4: in my head, I'd be going, what do I ask?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: What do I ask?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god? So she did really well, But.
Speaker 4: Now I'm going to jump on social media.
Speaker 2: Social media and just get my boobs out.
Speaker 3: I don't understand the boobs out and the purse is
Speaker 3: the only thing that's she's covering up.
Speaker 4: The nether region too, she's got one of those, and
Speaker 4: all the mums will identify with this one of those
Speaker 4: really trendy country road purses that you can strap over
Speaker 4: your shoulder at a really in or a Mimco one.
Speaker 4: She's basically gotten a Mimco when chucked it over.
Speaker 1: We think Hugh Grant's reaction is.
Speaker 4: The amount of times I've just thought I'm going to
Speaker 4: grab my Mimco and shouted us.
Speaker 1: You told me you built a time machine. It's on
Speaker 1: this day? Is it Wednesday? Already?
Speaker 8: God?
Speaker 2: How did we get here?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god?
Speaker 3: These days are just flying by, So make sure you
Speaker 3: capture them and live every moment as that from Beitter
Speaker 3: Motivation on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: That's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Fifteenth of March. Let's take him trip down memory lane.
Speaker 3: Let's go back to eighteen ninety two. The first escalator,
Speaker 3: the Reno inclined elevator, was patented by Jesse w Reno
Speaker 3: of New York. Can you imagine how unbelievably confusing that
Speaker 3: would be for people. I still get rattled on escalators
Speaker 3: right now. The good folks back in the eighteen nineties, Yes,
Speaker 3: you didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1: They're like, am I gonna get sucked in?
Speaker 10: Oh God.
Speaker 2: But also I'm that mother it goes. Don't touch it,
Speaker 2: don't touch it, don't touch the sides because I just
Speaker 2: think so many germs.
Speaker 1: You're hol Friday gay. Yeah, that is true. I never
Speaker 1: licked the sides of an escalator. Never. Nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 3: Will I Am William James Adams Junior born in Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 3: Today is his forty eighth birthday, Leslie, Hello, will I
Speaker 3: am speaking?
Speaker 2: I just amounted to do the same thing. Hello, will
Speaker 2: I am speaking?
Speaker 1: So who is it? It's Will I Am?
Speaker 3: Nineteen seventy two, The Godfather movie premiating New York. Is
Speaker 3: it strained for me to say? And my friends give
Speaker 3: me stick about this.
Speaker 2: I've never seen The Godfather me either, really no interest?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, finally I'm in amongst my people. Two
Speaker 3: thousand and one Test cricket's longest winning street came to
Speaker 3: an end when Australia was defeated by India. Australia had
Speaker 3: achieved a record run of sixteen consecutive wins.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what I think.
Speaker 7: He's got it best, He's got it.
Speaker 3: That's the end of the Lesbis And you can start
Speaker 3: comparing that group of guys to the Invincibles back in
Speaker 3: the day, and now the current group's going pretty well.
Speaker 3: What we can safely say is that Australian cricket is
Speaker 3: it a pretty old space unless they're playing in India.
Speaker 2: On really dodgy pitches.
Speaker 1: Yes, great, let's wrap up a Test much in two days.
Speaker 3: That's fun in saying that Nathan Lyon take eight wickets
Speaker 3: and Indians as many times as you want.
Speaker 1: That's fun to watch.
Speaker 2: Go on do it.
Speaker 3: Two thousand and six Commonwealth Games opening ceremony was held
Speaker 3: at mcg in Melbourne.
Speaker 13: Well, this is the scene here in Melbourne. We are
Speaker 13: ready for the opening ceremony. We've got eighty thousand people
Speaker 13: here in the stadium and a similar number lining the
Speaker 13: banks of the Yarraw River.
Speaker 1: How good are the Common Games?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: No, No, Australia has won their six thousand gold millons.
Speaker 2: As long as we win the netball I don't.
Speaker 3: Care, okay, And then I want song fifteenth of March
Speaker 3: in two thousand and two, was Ain't It funny?
Speaker 1: By j Low?
Speaker 3: I believe what she's trying to say is isn't it funny?
Speaker 2: Why don't we have to correct them? All? These superstars.
Speaker 5: What we do know about was girls is placed understand.
Speaker 2: Jeez, it was a big day for you on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it?
Speaker 3: Wasn't it just a beautiful catch up with old mates
Speaker 3: to celebrate some old football war stories.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: Was there anything else? Was there any other occasion on
Speaker 2: Saturday that you want to share with us?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yes, yes there was.
Speaker 2: It was my wedding anniverse, haven'ty years?
Speaker 3: Six years?
Speaker 2: Six years?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it was luck. We got married yesterday.
Speaker 4: Six years of widow bliss to the beautiful car who.
Speaker 4: I don't think you deserve to be quite honest.
Speaker 1: That's really hurtful when you think about it.
Speaker 2: Well, when you tell this story, everyone will understand.
Speaker 9: Why.
Speaker 3: Look, I've got a wedding present as you do. Because
Speaker 3: I just get it. And I'm a lovely, charming guy.
Speaker 3: I can't even say that with a straight face.
Speaker 2: What'd you get it?
Speaker 3: So I ventured, after some feedback from several people I
Speaker 3: went to for the first time, I went to Tiffany
Speaker 3: and Co.
Speaker 2: They've got a security person on the door.
Speaker 3: Well, it's funny you should say that, because it's almost
Speaker 3: like they saw me coming and go.
Speaker 1: You're a bit of a newbie here, aren't you.
Speaker 2: There's some of the door that lets you eat out
Speaker 2: of water.
Speaker 3: He's a fish has nowhere is that. He's just flapping
Speaker 3: in getting water everywhere. Put something in his stock and
Speaker 3: let him go home. So that was the first sort
Speaker 3: of It wasn't a red light for me, but it's
Speaker 3: probably a red flag for them. When I was just
Speaker 3: so surprised that someone greeted me at the door. And
Speaker 3: then next I don't want to sound like I'm a
Speaker 3: did ass here, but I'm aware of my cash.
Speaker 1: I'm aware of my money.
Speaker 4: This is the man who has been riding a pushbike
Speaker 4: for the better part of this year because he lost
Speaker 4: his sponsor car and won't go out and buy another one.
Speaker 3: I mean, my old undery's had holes and so I
Speaker 3: just threw them out. So right now I'm just wearing
Speaker 3: a tout.
Speaker 1: That's a lie. I made that up.
Speaker 3: So I googled one of the necklaces there and had
Speaker 3: i'll drop some figures that had three hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I went there still yeah, isn't okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dorible, it's pretty solid, like come on, ok So,
Speaker 3: And I went in there and I said to the
Speaker 3: bloke who straightaway looked at me. I feel like he
Speaker 3: looked me up and down and said, you don't belong
Speaker 3: here to do your champion. In his head, he was
Speaker 3: champing me. And I said to him, either nerve because
Speaker 3: I was in a rush as well to say I
Speaker 3: was looking at the I was looking at the necklace
Speaker 3: that was worth about three or three hundred and fifty dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 3: could you point me in the direction of that necklace?
Speaker 3: And then he sort of looked me up and down
Speaker 3: six or seven times in the space about ten seconds,
Speaker 3: said the chief's necklace here is four one hundred and thirty,
Speaker 3: to which in my mind I went, you're shitting man,
Speaker 3: But what came out was yeah, oh, okay, great, no worries.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also clearly he knew my he could get a
Speaker 1: scope of.
Speaker 3: How old I was, and probably believe what sort of
Speaker 3: relationship I was in, and all these other sorts of things.
Speaker 3: And then first time here, to which he sort of
Speaker 3: smugly said that and I said, yes it is, to
Speaker 3: which in his head he's like, yeah, no, this.
Speaker 2: Is this smacks of a guilt present.
Speaker 4: But anyway, because he went to the reunion instead, of
Speaker 4: taking your.
Speaker 2: Beautiful wife car up.
Speaker 3: And then when I gave it to Kara, appreciated the gesture,
Speaker 3: but then again said there's two things she said. She said, one,
Speaker 3: I would have been more impressive. He said, look, I
Speaker 3: just made an extra one off payment to the mortgage
Speaker 3: with that sort of money, huh. And two said I'm
Speaker 3: not complaining, but I'm not twenty one anymore. And then
Speaker 3: it makes sense because I remember when I was leaving
Speaker 3: Tiffany and Co. The bloke said, I said to him, like, thanks,
Speaker 3: everything good, and I said, oh, thanks mate, I'll see
Speaker 3: you again soon.
Speaker 1: And he sort of looked at me with a smug
Speaker 1: look in his face and said, yep.
Speaker 3: And I'm leaving going Does he mean I'm going to
Speaker 3: come back in exchange or get a refund? But he
Speaker 3: just sort of looked, and I know that he was
Speaker 3: thinking he'll be back in a few days because this
Speaker 3: gift is not going to hit the spot.
Speaker 4: Or he's looking thinking this has physically hurt this man
Speaker 4: to hand over four fifty large he ain't coming back
Speaker 4: here ever.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: After a particularly bad few months for nasty accidents and
Speaker 4: foreigners acting up on two wheels in Bali, the.
Speaker 2: Governor has had enough.
Speaker 4: There is a push to ban foreigners from driving the
Speaker 4: scooters when they're on holidays.
Speaker 1: That's the electric scooter. Listen to the electric scow to
Speaker 1: do what it's best.
Speaker 4: So the news has sent shockwaves through social media, and
Speaker 4: some tourists are furious at the prospect of no longer
Speaker 4: being able to get muffler burns and road rash and
Speaker 4: some burn on your shoulders just from cruising around all day.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not such a shade, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I had an incident on a scooter after a good
Speaker 4: couple of hours at Potato Head. My husband and I
Speaker 4: jumped on our scooters and tried to ride home. Now
Speaker 4: this is where the story differs, because I would argue
Speaker 4: black and blue. I breaked very hard because a taxi
Speaker 4: pulled up in front of me, right, he breaked hard,
Speaker 4: so I breaked hard.
Speaker 2: I subsequently flipped.
Speaker 4: Over the handlebars onto the road, and then people came
Speaker 4: running from everywhere as I'm like, bron, did you land
Speaker 4: on your back? I did because I flipped so far
Speaker 4: that I didn't land head first.
Speaker 2: I've gone further than that.
Speaker 1: Look you're all right now, But.
Speaker 4: My husband Greg will argue that that taxi didn't exist.
Speaker 4: Then I was just a little over zealous on the brakes. Bak,
Speaker 4: is that I flipped myself with.
Speaker 1: You go both breaks front and back?
Speaker 9: Can I?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten? How much would you pay to
Speaker 1: see that vision?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 1: What would that vision be worth.
Speaker 2: Of me flipping head first over a scooter?
Speaker 1: It just for an almighty laugh.
Speaker 4: I did end up in like a medical facility, just
Speaker 4: attending to a few little injuries that I had on
Speaker 4: my arms and my legs. But also as I'm lying
Speaker 4: there on the ground, obviously people can see that I'm injured,
Speaker 4: and I get up, dust myself off, and then almost
Speaker 4: immediately you know those people that come down there and
Speaker 4: they go valley on your ones in Valie.
Speaker 9: Are alive.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Princess of death producers.
Speaker 14: My favorite nickname good morning?
Speaker 2: Did your whole life for that?
Speaker 14: I have it? Beats tweetl dumb. That's what I got
Speaker 14: in school.
Speaker 2: Everyone used to pronounce a tweeter original. That's stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've touched on your torturous child. You moved sixteen times?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I did relentlessly bullied.
Speaker 4: A couple of different dads several different moms.
Speaker 1: God two months.
Speaker 6: Better or alive.
Speaker 8: Me when mummy hears this?
Speaker 2: All right, dead alive?
Speaker 11: You know the Joe.
Speaker 14: I'll give you a few celebrities, yep, a bio when
Speaker 14: they were born. You tell me if there's dull with
Speaker 14: us or not? Okay, good guys, start Christopher Lee, So
Speaker 14: Christopher Frank Karendini Lee CB many.
Speaker 1: Men sailed and king and made peace.
Speaker 12: After this, they may not take counsel together as we
Speaker 12: once did, my old friend.
Speaker 14: An English actor and singer in a long career spanning
Speaker 14: more than sixty years, Lee often portrayed villains and appeared
Speaker 14: as Count Dracula in Seven Hammer Horror Fields, as well
Speaker 14: as playing Seramon in Lord of the Rings. Born May
Speaker 14: nineteen twenty two.
Speaker 2: Dotter alive.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say, dad, straight up, that would make
Speaker 3: him what one hundred and one, one hundred and two.
Speaker 1: This year something like that?
Speaker 14: Yeah, one hundred and one this year?
Speaker 1: Pretty quick?
Speaker 2: Mass people have lived longer. Jody so dead too correct?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 14: Said yeah, yeah, yeah, a gosh.
Speaker 11: Baby one.
Speaker 3: If we draw this given I'm the previous winner last week, yes,
Speaker 3: do I retain.
Speaker 1: The mantle as winner?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, great, just like even if it was a two
Speaker 3: well drawing the cricket over in India, then India would
Speaker 3: have retained the Gasca.
Speaker 4: Saying because there is a good thirty five seconds when
Speaker 4: I was thinking what all right?
Speaker 14: Next?
Speaker 11: Up?
Speaker 14: Helen Ready Helen Maxine Ready an Australian American singer, actress,
Speaker 14: television host and activist. Born in Melbourne to a show
Speaker 14: business family, Already started her career at age four, famous
Speaker 14: for her hit I Am Woman born October nineteen forty one.
Speaker 2: Dead or alive?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, I am strong?
Speaker 3: Strong, I am I am dead.
Speaker 1: That's my answer.
Speaker 5: What do you think?
Speaker 2: I feel like? She did die?
Speaker 14: Correct?
Speaker 1: Do you want to see it? I'm dead.
Speaker 2: I am so dead.
Speaker 1: I'm no longer with everyone.
Speaker 11: In peace.
Speaker 14: Well correct, that's that's too old.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, this is the decider.
Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, ed O'Neil, I can just imagine my old
Speaker 14: man with his buddy sitting at their lawn chairs, laughing
Speaker 14: their asses off, and I.
Speaker 3: Missed the whole day of football because I'm trying to
Speaker 3: get in touch with my emotion.
Speaker 14: Edward Leonard O'Neil an American actor and comedian. His biggest
Speaker 14: roles include Our Bundy on Married with Children, and most
Speaker 14: notably Jay Pritchett on Modern Family, in which he is
Speaker 14: nominated for three Primetime Emmy Awards and won four SAG Awards,
Speaker 14: the Screen Actor Guild Awards. Born April nineteen forty six
Speaker 14: at our Alive.
Speaker 4: I tell you what, I remember watching that show as
Speaker 4: a young child, Married with Children, Yeah, and just thinking
Speaker 4: even I knew then this guy's a sexist pig.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's pretty intense.
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4: He's great on Modern Family, but on the first show
Speaker 4: it was and he made like suggestive comments about his daughter.
Speaker 2: Was good, Now, I know, horrendous.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he's still loves Oh well, someone's a big Peg
Speaker 3: Bundy fan. Yeah, I'm going to say I'm just going
Speaker 3: to go out on a limb here. I'm going to
Speaker 3: say that he isn't with us anymore.
Speaker 14: Incorrect, Joe, you don't retain that title. Coffee on Hazy.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what Our Bundy ever runs into Jody.
Speaker 3: A big show coming up tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Rautzio Fantasia is going to join us from the
Speaker 4: Port Adelaide Football Club.
Speaker 1: Because for his back, didn't that just creep up on us?
Speaker 2: Not really, I've been waiting for ages.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and particularly port supporters have been waiting for a
Speaker 3: long time as well. First class and fifty G. More
Speaker 3: opportunities to get yourself on the standby list and what
Speaker 3: your last or last tickets last invites?
Speaker 2: Yes, because it's on tomorrow nights and that makes sense.
Speaker 3: So I don't think we're going to give invites away
Speaker 3: on Friday.
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't have What are you schnitting me? Is
Speaker 2: back as well?
Speaker 1: All right, have a fantastic day.
Speaker 2: A real lack of support today. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Great adelaides Jody and Hazy