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Speaker 1: In Chrissy's cliche, I will lost the notes.
Speaker 4: Hang on, I've lost him over here we are talking,
Speaker 4: of course, about not Joe Joe c while we'll be
Speaker 4: talking about that later. And that texted I've lost my things.
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Speaker 1: Ella?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Post Malone this is his best.
Speaker 1: It absolutely is.
Speaker 2: Like actually by a country mark.
Speaker 1: Do you know why I think it could be? Though?
Speaker 1: It's because twenty one Savage isn't it as well? And
Speaker 1: he's great?
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 1: It's a really great collaboration.
Speaker 4: Post Malone could collaborate with anyone and I would love it.
Speaker 3: I still prefer the post Malone in Taylor swift Ai
Speaker 3: collaboration of Fortnite, like I really like Fortnite, but that
Speaker 3: collaboration that went viral before they released that song was great.
Speaker 2: I agree, it was great. It was great.
Speaker 4: Anyway, post Malone is headlining Coachella.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: Coachella is that very famous music festival.
Speaker 2: In the middle of the desert in Coachella that features
Speaker 2: a ferris wheel. That's how you're going to know what
Speaker 2: you're looking for on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Six years ago, I would have died to go to Coachella, right.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happened. The last couple of years
Speaker 3: are after COVID, but I just look at it and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, but that happens with everything. Problem with
Speaker 2: the problem.
Speaker 4: With anything being really cool is that the downside of
Speaker 4: being the coolest thing in the world is it eventually
Speaker 4: you are the opposite.
Speaker 2: And I feel like Coachella is on that on the
Speaker 2: way to that, don't you.
Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think you're right.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 4: I think that's you know, it's exciting for him, but
Speaker 4: also I feel like.
Speaker 2: That his people have said to.
Speaker 4: Him he would know that Coachelle is not cool anymore,
Speaker 4: and he's gone out I don't know, and they've said
Speaker 4: listen that.
Speaker 2: They're your people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're actually your people, people that are only just
Speaker 4: getting to know you now.
Speaker 2: That's who you need to that's.
Speaker 1: The demographic we're hitting.
Speaker 2: That's it, that's how that's how you need to convert.
Speaker 1: Katie Perill be there next.
Speaker 4: Oh no, hang on, he's done a collab with somebody
Speaker 4: and I don't like it. Postmine has Yep, it's just
Speaker 4: happened to me.
Speaker 2: It's just Morgan Wollen. Yeah do you remember?
Speaker 4: And I just went, Nah, I bet you, I bet
Speaker 4: your Morgan Wollan thinks Coachell is a great idea.
Speaker 1: Morgan Wollen. I like that song.
Speaker 2: What's it called again?
Speaker 1: I had some help?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 1: Okay, Now I think I think it's good.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Morgan Wollan, tell you which song I really
Speaker 3: do miss?
Speaker 2: Why does he ever sing about booze? Get over it?
Speaker 1: The best?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: What are You?
Speaker 1: Fifteen twenty seven is the best.
Speaker 2: Guess what? Morgan woman? There's more to life than.
Speaker 1: Leaker off the shelf. It's kind of not though.
Speaker 2: A shadow of mind.
Speaker 4: There's a few bits in that I don't mind, Okay.
Speaker 4: In an article titled weird, in a category called weird
Speaker 4: but True, which is essentially what I'm gonna call my autobiography,
Speaker 4: this woman says, I refuse to be a bridesmaid at
Speaker 4: my best friend's wedding. I'm a hot model and her
Speaker 4: menu was unhealthy.
Speaker 2: This girl has a.
Speaker 4: Problem with the menu being served at her best friend's wedding.
Speaker 1: So she'd be a bridesmaid. Yet, yes, you.
Speaker 4: Can imagine she's a She's a Brazilian body builder. Her
Speaker 4: name was, her name is Tila Au and she is
Speaker 4: a booty model, which is apparently an official job. And
Speaker 4: she has refused to go and be a member of
Speaker 4: the bridal party because meal prep is more.
Speaker 2: Important to her.
Speaker 4: She says, I'm trying to find that quote that we
Speaker 4: squealed at. Apparently there's too many dishes full of sugar.
Speaker 6: And carbs, and she says discipline is essential for the
Speaker 6: results am for And I knew that on the wedding day,
Speaker 6: with so many dishes full of sugar and curbs, listen
Speaker 6: to this, my meal prep would be a sanchal.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing. If you are the best friend of.
Speaker 4: This booty model, uninvited her from the wedding, and while
Speaker 4: you're at it, uninvited her from your life.
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye.
Speaker 4: The Chrissy Swan Shows, The Christy Swan Show. Now, of course,
Speaker 4: Tim Blackwell who is front and center at the Arias tonight,
Speaker 4: will not be on his own show coming up next,
Speaker 4: We've got a very special stand in plant for you, Chrissy.
Speaker 4: If you are not across Larna del Ray trading insults
Speaker 4: with Lizzo online, then you are missing out. The good
Speaker 4: news is Jack and I are obsessed with it and
Speaker 4: Tom and we're going to fill you in. So Lizzo
Speaker 4: posted a message to Larna del Ray saying I'd like
Speaker 4: to see you back on the charts A kind sentiment.
Speaker 1: Yeah and nice.
Speaker 3: I like when other artists publicly comment on each other's
Speaker 3: TikTok videos. Could you kind of you get a gist
Speaker 3: of whose mates and who supports each other?
Speaker 2: That's right, So you're doing the kind thing.
Speaker 4: Lara del Ray on TikTok By the way, it's at,
Speaker 4: Lana del Ray says to the comment, I'd like to
Speaker 4: see you back on the chart. She says, I'd love
Speaker 4: to see you run a treadmill to say that you.
Speaker 2: And I were shook by the rudeness.
Speaker 3: Do you know I believed it fat phobia because she's
Speaker 3: hanging out with a real redneck crocodile dude.
Speaker 1: Now, I was like, well, Lana's turned I thought so too.
Speaker 4: Plus it's got like a tick. Lannadel Ray's got a tick.
Speaker 4: It turns out that Lana del Ray does not have
Speaker 4: TikTok because Lizzo then says, to who she thinks is
Speaker 4: Lana del Ray, I hope that alligator eats your big ass,
Speaker 4: and then Lana del Ray says, you'd know about eating biggie.
Speaker 4: This is savage, so it's proper savage. However, that is
Speaker 4: not Lana del Ray. It's somebody who's registered her details,
Speaker 4: but that is Lizzo. Lizzo is fighting with a fake
Speaker 4: Lana del Ray.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine how like Rocked Lizo would have been
Speaker 3: receiving those messages.
Speaker 4: So shocking because Lana del Rays come out from her accounts,
Speaker 4: which is called Honeymoon, and she says, I don't think
Speaker 4: I've got an official TikTok other than the grants one.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is, or a Twitter very random.
Speaker 1: Well, at least she was able to clarify.
Speaker 4: I wonder how Lizzo feels by she said to a
Speaker 4: total stranger, I hope that alligator eats your big ass.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of sad it's not true.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 1: I love celebrity beef.
Speaker 2: That was a real good one.
Speaker 4: Potentially Charlie XCX, who we love as well. We just
Speaker 4: love how straightforward she is sassy. I didn't know about
Speaker 4: Addison Ray.
Speaker 3: So she's a massive TikToker swan, one of the original
Speaker 3: big TikTokers. And she's now ventured into music. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: she has this song which is quite good, called Diet Pepsi,
Speaker 3: which a lot of young 'in's would know.
Speaker 4: See, I can't hear I can't hear diet Pepsi, but
Speaker 4: I can hear back Seat.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Do you know why it's called diet Pepsi?
Speaker 1: No, I don't like. I think she may say it
Speaker 1: once in the song called.
Speaker 2: Diet Pepsi, because Charlie x X said it.
Speaker 5: It was initially just gonna be back seat, but I
Speaker 5: knew that that wasn't right. When I played for Charlie,
Speaker 5: she just immediately when I said diet pepsy in the song,
Speaker 5: she was like, why isn't the song called diet Pepsi?
Speaker 5: And I was like, why would I doubt Charlie.
Speaker 2: You must never doubt Charlie.
Speaker 4: So now the song is called diet Pepsi, and that's
Speaker 4: a much better name than Backseat.
Speaker 1: Thank god Charlie ran her ear over.
Speaker 2: That is amazing.
Speaker 3: She need to pop up in Times Square yesterday and
Speaker 3: it was everything was Bratt Green or the led.
Speaker 1: The things.
Speaker 3: I like, that's the one place I'd love to see Charlie.
Speaker 3: We're just a bunch of people in the street.
Speaker 2: Thing about her that you love so much.
Speaker 3: She's the non perfectionist vibe. Yeah, like just the embracing
Speaker 3: being a party gal. You don't have to be perfect.
Speaker 3: It's okay to stay out till till I am and
Speaker 3: not be joh Like, just her whole vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's She's great.
Speaker 1: She's great.
Speaker 3: Hey, Ricky Lee and Joel are up next with her
Speaker 3: our very special mate Jaswanning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exciting, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Good luck, Tim Blackwall tonight at the Arias. The Chrissy
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Speaker 3: Do you