WEBVTT - Full Show: She Didn't Burn My WIlly 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:20.440 Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.160 This is Jason Lauren. 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:23.680 You're on. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:30.600 Well, good morning Melbourne and happy Ferrada e. Good morning 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:36.080 morning everyone. Caresley is in the house. Good morning. Well 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:38.400 I saw you was us up? I was sued up 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:40.080 last night at Golamor on the grid. 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:44.440 It's nice night, actually was it? My social media feed 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:46.640 was full of glamorous outfits. 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:48.440 Run me through. This is for people who don't know. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:50.280 They do a little event in the pits. 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:52.960 Yeah, on the pits Albert Park like track. 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:54.440 So it's like an opening party. 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:58.520 It's been described. I don't get this because you're in 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.680 a Harry the Higher Tent the met Gala for Melbourne. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:05.080 Well, well I don't think it's it's not the same concept, 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:08.400 not quite there. But it's saying it's like the biggest 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.240 fashion events on the Australian calendar. 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:13.680 Yeah. I've got some inside gos from from the event, 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:14.919 which I'm bringing you later. 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:16.640 This Morning's pretty fancy. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:20.679 More importantly, or derbs Aaroncini. 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:25.240 No Aranchini, A lot of fish what yeah, like kingfish, 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.080 So that's sort of set up. I would have loved 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:29.080 a sausage roll. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:30.760 It sounds like a skinny menu. 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.440 Do you think they're serving sausage rolls at the met gala? 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:34.440 You know what they should? 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.319 You know exactly what about on the way out, On 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:38.400 the way out, a little sausage roll wouldn't hurt. 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.319 Well, you can just swing past seven eleven and grab one. 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:43.919 On the way Jumbo sausage rolls, very. 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:47.800 Strong travelers, a little rat coffin. 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.440 So the travelers, aren't they like? So you can eat 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:52.160 them in the packet and you don't get the crumbs 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:52.920 all over you. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:57.920 Yeah, that's why they call the travel Yeah. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:57.360 That's a great idea. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.240 Yes, I was very disciplined last night, though. It's like, 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:03.000 come on Stays Day, all the usual culprits. 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:03.480 Who is there? 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:07.920 Oh no, I'm going to go. I'm only in week two. 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.040 Hang on, mother, Teresa. You make it sound like you 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:11.400 know the good christ time. 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:15.560 I get hurt about eleven? Yeah? Eleven? 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:16.760 What time you start? 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:17.800 Like? 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:21.600 Eight? I was in bed by Yeah, I saw, I 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:24.160 saw one of your friends was off to the glamor 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.400 on the grid and you're in your in your tracky day. 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.519 My best friend Lucy and my brother and sister in 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.800 Laura helped them all get ready and sent them on 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:32.840 their way while I looked after the baby momentarily. 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.040 Yeah right, how was babysitting. 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.000 I had a champagne with them though, because you know. 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:38.880 Fom the baby said was boozed. 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.640 Awesome, baby in one hand champagne and the other. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:44.200 Yeah, that's how our moms did. We turned out. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:46.920 No, you're that's rookie. That's rookie. You need one of 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:48.880 those hats that I've got that holds the two cups 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:51.160 with a straw, then you can change them at the 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:51.640 same time. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:53.240 Yeah, just don't. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.079 Tilt your head too far forward or some might spill 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:55.440 on them. 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:56.480 It's good to share. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:59.600 Teach everyone looks. Everyone looked great. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:04.240 Tops are thirty one today. It is a chilly eleven degrees. 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.200 At tops of twenty one today. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:08.680 That font's got to change. 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.840 We've got to get these temperature screens fixed. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:12.679 Can I get some bifocals place. 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:14.800 Tops of twenty one? You got me excited when. 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:17.680 You said when you squint. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:20.080 Yeah, don't go home and change your outfit into hot 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:20.919 pants and a single. 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.480 You know the weather screen is here and nover like 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:26.639 those old artwork where you've got a squint, magic guy, 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.360 magic guy and then Boom jumps out at you. 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:30.320 I could never do those. 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:33.520 Harmon bridge from is amazing. 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:38.000 Hey, guys, let me take you to Japan. I love Japan, 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:41.800 beautiful country. I don't know much about their political landscape though, 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:45.640 but a scandal has come out involving the ruling party 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:51.080 and some scantily clad dances. That's right, it's emerged the 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:55.200 Liberals Democratic Party, which has the majority over there through 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.760 an event. And this is how it's written. You know how. 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:00.720 The Japanese are very polite. The way they would at 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.440 the event. Women wore revealing underwear and sat on the 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:07.720 lapse of members of parliament, with men throwing money at 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:11.400 the dances. They also used their lips to receive banknotes 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:16.520 hanging from the man the mouths of the men in attendance. Okay, 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.520 this is the best. One of the organizers later sought 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:22.400 to defend the event by saying that the presence of 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:28.280 the go go dancers were intended to ensure diversity. However, 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.960 the excitement that insured, particularly towards the end of the 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:35.640 social gathering, exceeded my expectations. Basically, they threw a party 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:39.720 that adult dancers and it got out of control. They 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:44.920 are citing and go go dancers just not wearing much clothes. 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:46.360 I'm uncomfortable in strip clubs. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:49.200 I think are they called strip clubs? I don't think 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:54.279 so anymore? Adults dancers? 0:04:58.160 --> 0:04:59.919 And it was with a bunch of people from radio. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.719 How sad is this over there? If you would like 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:06.280 a lap dance, you pay for the song, right, So. 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:07.640 It might be like questing a song. 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:09.440 No no, no, so it might be like fifty dollars. But 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.280 the lap dance is the length of the song. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.880 So what's that meat lofe song that has ninety It. 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:15.760 Was so sad because I was there with radio people, 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:18.599 so they all knew how long would go. So a 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.600 long song would start and you watch them all go 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:21.760 I'm going to dance. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:22.440 I'm gonna do it. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:26.360 No one would be picking that Amy Sharks absolutely, yeah. 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.960 At fifty eight you barely got your money out, like 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:29.599 and it's over. 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:34.120 Jez knew what he was doing. 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.840 Absolutely thirteen twenty four to ten. If you have a 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.360 stripper story, an adult adult dancing yarn, all right, we'll 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:44.320 go with that. I I'll tell you about what happened 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:45.800 on my bucks did night at the airport. 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:48.360 Well, you you've got a lap dance at the airport. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.520 So I was living in Brisbane at the time. I 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:54.440 was flying down to Sydney to see the lads. Was 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:57.640 two o'clock on a Saturday afternoon and I've flown in 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:00.800 wearing like my one collar shirt, jeans, ready to go right, 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.040 and they said, look, we're just going to pick you 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:02.720 out from the airport. 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:04.320 Had you already straightened your hair? Do you have a 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:04.640 hat on? 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:08.200 No, pre pre straightened. It's two o'clock. I'm outside Quantas. 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.120 There's families like line up next to me at the 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:15.039 pickup bay, and then I hear do it. A stretch 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:18.040 hummer comes rolling into the airport, which is embarrassing enough. 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:20.760 And then a girl gets out oh with. 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:24.479 A whip oh at the airport at the airport. 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:26.800 In the pickup zone in front of families, points at me, 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:29.720 does the whip and tells me to get the in 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:32.040 the car. At two o'clock in the afternoon, so I'm 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:35.200 holding my overnight pag. I get in the stretch hummer. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.880 They're all like four sheets to the wind. 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:38.919 So they're like, what did you have a backpack on? 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:39.560 No? 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.640 I had like a little overnight looking my wheel. So 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:44.320 I get in the hummer. Everyone's trolleyed in the car, right, 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:45.200 this is two o'clock in the. 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:49.000 Afternoon, because they've been going since ten am. They what 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.280 were you thinking flying down at two o'clock? Of course 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:54.160 they're don't get started on the breakfast cocktails. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.080 That's when she got me to lie on the floor 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:56.719 of the hummer. 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.920 And as we're leaving this this story appropriate to tell you, 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:00.640 and that's. 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:01.919 Fine, she gets me to lay on the floor of 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.039 the strip hummer and then pulls out a little vial 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:04.640 of liquid. 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:09.800 What are you sure this story is appropriate? You already 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:13.480 got the dump button ready to go. What we've only 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:14.840 just started here, don't get us fired. 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.480 She has this little bit of liquid and sprays it 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:20.600 over me, right down my pants, and then pulls out 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:23.880 a match. Drops the match. Now keep mind the car 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:27.000 is moving. My pants go up in flames, and then 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:30.120 she quickly pats them out and goes. And that was 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:30.880 her party trick. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:32.760 I can't believe you weren't wearing a seatbelt. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.200 You running the cast outs, cheering, and I'm laying on 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:42.840 the ground with singed pans, hang on, completely completely sober. 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:44.760 What was in the vial of liquid? 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:46.480 Well, obviously something flammable. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:52.320 That's not normal. You can't be setting people on the fire. 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:55.880 And then what was yeah, well like a burn my 0:07:55.920 --> 0:08:00.400 jeans a little bit and everyone was cheering. I haven't 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:03.400 even had the jocks off, big yeah. And the worst 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:04.040 bit was you. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:05.120 Wouldn't want to sing it. 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:10.080 Get to this free wedding, Sydney CBD. It's now three 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:11.400 pm and obviously. 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:15.080 He's not acknowledging me, is he Clint? 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:20.800 She didn't burn my willy, but it got to three 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:22.200 o'clock we had to let her out in the city 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:23.360 because the tower was up. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:26.640 She was off to burn somebody else. 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:31.920 Did you get out? That's wild? 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:35.000 Yeah, I've never heard of such a thing. If my 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:37.400 husband came back from his Bucks party and was like, 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:44.000 you'll never guess what an adult dancer step me on fire? 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:48.760 Thirteen, twenty four ten. The bar has been. 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:53.240 Set Oh that's what you're calling it. The bar has 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:54.840 been set on fire? 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:58.839 Do you have an adult dancer tail? Not a strip 0:08:58.880 --> 0:08:59.280 of story? 0:08:59.320 --> 0:08:59.920 They sinjured? 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:04.400 E two done? 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:07.600 Isn't that what Bronterry calls. 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:11.120 Thurday twenty fourteen. In return, I'll give you two hundred 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:13.800 bucks to fill up on fuel and coffee at Shell 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:17.000 call's express. The adult dancer at my Bucks can highly 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:20.520 recommend the fuel there at shell thirty ninety fourteen. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:21.720 That's not funny. 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:26.560 Join us on the year thirteen twenty fourteen, what is 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:28.240 your adult dancer story? 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:31.840 Well done, Jase, Thank you adult dancers. They've got into 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.839 trouble in Japan in the parliament never been. They referred 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:37.880 to them as go go dancers who accepted money in 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:39.040 their mouth and their nickers. 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:40.960 I've just got a message from a friend and with 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:42.760 a story about a Gerbil, but I'm not sure if 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:46.320 it's true or appropriate. Thirteen fourteen. 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:47.120 They don't dance. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:57.160 Let's spends the club? Scott, what's your story? 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:59.720 Was my twenty first birthday? 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:03.160 Had a Frank Tanner having a few drinks, having a 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:03.679 good time. 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.120 Friends get an adult answer? 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:06.720 Yep. 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:11.720 They tied me to a chair, blindfold me, lift my 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:15.920 shirt up and my pants shaving cream, set me on fire. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:17.679 You got burnt too? 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:21.040 What is going? Do we not be setting people on fire? 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:25.120 It wasn't any better. It was on video and my 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.920 partner at the time was watching Make It set a 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:28.640 light on fire? 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:30.520 The fire? 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:33.400 Is that a kink? Is it? 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:34.440 I don't know. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.440 It doesn't have my book. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.319 It's like when parents they don't run with scissors, don't 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:42.080 strip with a flame, like I think it needs to 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:42.600 be a rule. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.400 Yes, there it is. 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:48.240 Okay, we're talking adult entertainment. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:48.800 That's the one. 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:53.080 That's what we're talking. We're not all adult entertainment, adult professional. 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:56.480 Is it true you got someone kicked out of my pop. 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.240 It's otherwise known as baby Cats. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:03.520 Oh it's Melbourne once, just around the corner. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:08.240 I walked in and I took like five steps inside 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.360 and this bloke came out there. 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:15.760 I was doing a story. 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:16.400 And the guy goes, oh, can I get a selfie? 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:19.000 And I just I didn't realize what the etiquette was, 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:23.520 realized where you were because I've never been before. He 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:26.199 snapped a selfie and got wrestled to the ground and 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:30.120 taken out because you're not allowed to take photos in there. 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:33.360 They were like, no photos, mate, Chelsea Camp. It wasn't me. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:34.040 I just walked away. 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:37.120 You know, you can't be do anything. You're not allowed 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:38.120 to take photos in there? 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:39.400 Is every man for himself in there. 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:43.239 Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, Remember I was staying. 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:45.360 Night. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:46.600 There were more women there than men. 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.360 Sorry, Laura, that's what you dabbled in the World of 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:49.960 Stripping two. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.079 Well, I didn't, but I was living with a friend 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.880 who threw a Bucks party and I just I didn't 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:57.040 know they were going to the races and it got 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.120 rained out, so they all came back to the house 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:01.200 and I I just got out of the shower in 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:05.600 my towel, and this woman was in my room and said, oh, 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:07.880 I didn't know there was two of us working today, 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:11.080 And I was like, who are you? And she was 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:14.800 the hired adult dancer for the Bucks party? Who thought 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:17.240 I was a second hired adult dancer? But I actually 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:18.760 just lived there and was in my tower getting out 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:18.920 of there. 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:21.640 Right. A competitive market, I imagine, Oh. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. If you were getting paid to 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:25.080 be there, you wouldn't want it. You wouldn't want someone 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:25.880 else splin the tips. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:27.800 Yeah right, So do you go split the tips? How 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:29.280 did it work? Or did you just let her happen? 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.080 I put my clothes on very quickly and climbed out 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:34.719 the window. 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:36.839 Like the opposite of what she was doing. Third e 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:39.240 twenty four ten. If you have an adult dancer story, 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:40.080 let's go to the phones. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:45.079 Let's go to Elwood Millie. Good morning morning. What happened? 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.800 So I would have been about seven or eight, and 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:51.520 we were having like a massive like I've got a 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:54.000 massive family, right, And it would have been about twenty 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:57.000 other kids around my age or my cousins kids, and 0:12:57.040 --> 0:13:02.080 we were sitting around at my holiday house having like 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:04.760 lunch or like an early dinner or something like that 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.800 lunch an income like a group of like four or 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:12.280 five like girls dressed with whips and like a big 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:14.520 speaker ready to get it on. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:18.760 It's the big speakers. It did give aways, and it took. 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:20.280 Them like a good minute and a half to kind 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:23.920 of realize, like walking up the whole driveway to realize 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:26.400 that we weren't the right house and it was the 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:28.199 house across the road having a bus party. 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.360 Oh and they turned up with all the kids sitting 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.160 on the floor having family. 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:34.880 The parcel here. 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:41.120 No wow, say all right, James from cranberr and good morning. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:43.280 I believe a dancer caused an injury. 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:45.679 Love to but. 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:53.480 Welcome back guys. But yeah, I was about sixteen or 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:56.520 seventeen years old and I was at one of a 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.440 family friends like my brother's best mate bucks party. I 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:03.880 want to drink responsibly. We had he had an adult 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:07.160 dancer and he had stretcherr earings like big ones because 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:12.079 he like whatever. The adult dancer was giving him a 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:14.280 lap dance. And as she's gone to put her leg 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:19.240 over his head, no high heel has gone through his ears. 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:25.040 No no, yeah, vomited instantly, So my brothers mate need 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:30.680 to call me chucky. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.080 So he's covered in blood and vomit. 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.480 I vomited on dad. 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:43.120 Right, thank you, fashion police. 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:47.200 I was just looking up the schedule for today. Hit 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:50.640 me so well, there's the Porsche Carrera Cup. But then 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.560 there's something called the Ford Supervan. 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.480 The supervans, which I've never heard of. The supervan. 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:59.320 I've never heard of people racing vuns before. The Superman 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:05.280 looked them up up and they're actually racing valves. It's 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.040 like pulling out the tarago. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:09.359 We should take the Casanova. 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:13.000 Look they actually race varnds. 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:16.080 Oh my god, like a mum's burnout contest in the van. 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.720 They got four kids in that. Absolutely wow, I've never 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:20.720 seen that. Is that a new thing? 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:25.320 Do they do a fly over today Sunday? I love 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:26.000 a flyover? 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:29.560 They smoke, they do the yeah? 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.960 Is that the roulette the ones that do all the 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:34.040 formation and. 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.160 The big couny plane as well, the contest plant. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.400 But the Formula one we said before, the F one cars, 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:41.320 they don't actually hit the track today. Tomorrow is their 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:41.960 first practice. 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:45.280 Right question question passengers on board the contest. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.680 I think so, I don't think you going to put 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:50.520 petrol in that thing. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:54.280 I don't think they do the contest plane anymore, do they? 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:57.920 Because I don't think it used to fly very low. 0:15:58.200 --> 0:16:03.920 Very very low eight they usually yeah, got it involved. 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:06.600 Yeah, clear the airspace the big boys coming from anyway? 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:11.240 Last night, would you say Glamor on the Glamour on 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:14.080 the grid Melbourne Nights, Well, one of Melbourne's night of 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:17.960 Nights Melbourne was dazzling. It's very elaborate. There are some big, 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:18.880 big gowns. 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:21.280 So this is the opening night party and it's on 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:23.080 the back straight. 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.400 Yeah, yeah, in pit lane basically in the panic. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.800 Alright, let's go through a couple Okay, Well. 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:32.800 First almost there's a lot of high danger there because 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:35.920 walking around I was stepping on all these lavish dresses. 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:39.160 There was one lady who had was covered in black feathers, 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:42.920 and I stepped on her dress a couple of times 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:46.280 and the feathers went like an ostrich like Ozzie Ostrich. 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.400 There's nothing worse than wearing one of those long dresses 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:51.600 with a train and you're just walking, minding your own business, 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:52.920 and someone stands on the back and all of a 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:54.240 sudden you get is it really the. 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:54.760 Place for him? 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:59.480 You need to be holding it? No trains, you know 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:02.320 what you got train, you got a chain. You take 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:04.320 your bridesmaids. You have the people that hold it. 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:07.320 Oh you imagine turning up with like four people in 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:07.840 your feathers. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.240 Go through these. These are my highlights. Yeah, we've got 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:14.000 a slide show here, Jason, right, just for you. First one. 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:14.880 Yeah, let's go. 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:18.520 Oh oh it is Jamie as a party. The stylist, 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:19.880 Clint took us through that. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:22.320 That looks well, he looks like he's in a sleeping 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:27.080 bag from anaconda. It's like a giant puffy one. 0:17:27.480 --> 0:17:29.440 You know. It looks like I think they're wearing a 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:32.880 pant suit with a very elaborate coat. 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:34.520 It looks like a pregnancy pillow. 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:35.560 That's what it does. 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:37.400 Pregnancy pillow. 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:38.360 Have you ever had one of them? 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:40.600 They are incredible. Don't wait to get up the daft 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.840 buy a pregnancy don't get yourself one. 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:45.720 Today we've got the king sized pillows, the really long ones, 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:47.159 and I flipped that on its side and. 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:49.840 Very strong out because I remember when Lou and I 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:51.360 were fighting, I'm like, you could leave me, I've got 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:53.160 my pregnancy pillow. I'll still be spooned. 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.240 So Jamie in blue, that's that's number one. I'm going 0:17:56.280 --> 0:17:57.440 to give that one. 0:17:57.320 --> 0:18:00.600 Of the team colors, Clint. 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:03.400 This is Pip Edwards. 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:04.880 Pip Edwards is very cool. 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:08.080 Pip has gone from pe Nation fame. She's gone with 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:11.920 a lovely frock but has jazzed up with a leather jacket. 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:13.480 It's perfect. It's motorsport. 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:15.680 It's got a bit of an edge to it. Looks 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:19.600 actually arrived in a sidecart. But I love it, okay. 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:21.240 Because it's it's I mean, she's got a train. You 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:24.439 wouldn't like that, Clinton, but I think the leather jacket 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:26.040 makes it a vent appropriate. 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:29.840 What do you got, Carson? My final one? Final one? 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:34.320 Yep. This is Maria Fatil always looks and no Anna Hope, 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:36.240 one of Melbourne's couples. 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:36.800