Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: You're on.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning Melbourne and happy Ferrada e. Good morning
Speaker 4: morning everyone. Caresley is in the house. Good morning. Well
Speaker 4: I saw you was us up? I was sued up
Speaker 4: last night at Golamor on the grid.
Speaker 5: It's nice night, actually was it? My social media feed
Speaker 5: was full of glamorous outfits.
Speaker 4: Run me through. This is for people who don't know.
Speaker 4: They do a little event in the pits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on the pits Albert Park like track.
Speaker 5: So it's like an opening party.
Speaker 3: It's been described. I don't get this because you're in
Speaker 3: a Harry the Higher Tent the met Gala for Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Well, well I don't think it's it's not the same concept,
Speaker 5: not quite there. But it's saying it's like the biggest
Speaker 5: fashion events on the Australian calendar.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I've got some inside gos from from the event,
Speaker 3: which I'm bringing you later.
Speaker 5: This Morning's pretty fancy.
Speaker 4: More importantly, or derbs Aaroncini.
Speaker 3: No Aranchini, A lot of fish what yeah, like kingfish,
Speaker 3: So that's sort of set up. I would have loved
Speaker 3: a sausage roll.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a skinny menu.
Speaker 5: Do you think they're serving sausage rolls at the met gala?
Speaker 3: You know what they should?
Speaker 4: You know exactly what about on the way out, On
Speaker 4: the way out, a little sausage roll wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 5: Well, you can just swing past seven eleven and grab one.
Speaker 3: On the way Jumbo sausage rolls, very.
Speaker 4: Strong travelers, a little rat coffin.
Speaker 5: So the travelers, aren't they like? So you can eat
Speaker 5: them in the packet and you don't get the crumbs
Speaker 5: all over you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why they call the travel Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's a great idea.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was very disciplined last night, though. It's like,
Speaker 3: come on Stays Day, all the usual culprits.
Speaker 4: Who is there?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm going to go. I'm only in week two.
Speaker 4: Hang on, mother, Teresa. You make it sound like you
Speaker 4: know the good christ time.
Speaker 3: I get hurt about eleven? Yeah? Eleven?
Speaker 4: What time you start?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Eight? I was in bed by Yeah, I saw, I
Speaker 3: saw one of your friends was off to the glamor
Speaker 3: on the grid and you're in your in your tracky day.
Speaker 5: My best friend Lucy and my brother and sister in
Speaker 5: Laura helped them all get ready and sent them on
Speaker 5: their way while I looked after the baby momentarily.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, how was babysitting.
Speaker 5: I had a champagne with them though, because you know.
Speaker 4: Fom the baby said was boozed.
Speaker 5: Awesome, baby in one hand champagne and the other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how our moms did. We turned out.
Speaker 4: No, you're that's rookie. That's rookie. You need one of
Speaker 4: those hats that I've got that holds the two cups
Speaker 4: with a straw, then you can change them at the
Speaker 4: same time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just don't.
Speaker 5: Tilt your head too far forward or some might spill
Speaker 5: on them.
Speaker 4: It's good to share.
Speaker 5: Teach everyone looks. Everyone looked great.
Speaker 4: Tops are thirty one today. It is a chilly eleven degrees.
Speaker 5: At tops of twenty one today.
Speaker 4: That font's got to change.
Speaker 5: We've got to get these temperature screens fixed.
Speaker 4: Can I get some bifocals place.
Speaker 5: Tops of twenty one? You got me excited when.
Speaker 4: You said when you squint.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't go home and change your outfit into hot
Speaker 5: pants and a single.
Speaker 4: You know the weather screen is here and nover like
Speaker 4: those old artwork where you've got a squint, magic guy,
Speaker 4: magic guy and then Boom jumps out at you.
Speaker 5: I could never do those.
Speaker 4: Harmon bridge from is amazing.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, let me take you to Japan. I love Japan,
Speaker 5: beautiful country. I don't know much about their political landscape though,
Speaker 5: but a scandal has come out involving the ruling party
Speaker 5: and some scantily clad dances. That's right, it's emerged the
Speaker 5: Liberals Democratic Party, which has the majority over there through
Speaker 5: an event. And this is how it's written. You know how.
Speaker 5: The Japanese are very polite. The way they would at
Speaker 5: the event. Women wore revealing underwear and sat on the
Speaker 5: lapse of members of parliament, with men throwing money at
Speaker 5: the dances. They also used their lips to receive banknotes
Speaker 5: hanging from the man the mouths of the men in attendance. Okay,
Speaker 5: this is the best. One of the organizers later sought
Speaker 5: to defend the event by saying that the presence of
Speaker 5: the go go dancers were intended to ensure diversity. However,
Speaker 5: the excitement that insured, particularly towards the end of the
Speaker 5: social gathering, exceeded my expectations. Basically, they threw a party
Speaker 5: that adult dancers and it got out of control. They
Speaker 5: are citing and go go dancers just not wearing much clothes.
Speaker 4: I'm uncomfortable in strip clubs.
Speaker 5: I think are they called strip clubs? I don't think
Speaker 5: so anymore? Adults dancers?
Speaker 4: And it was with a bunch of people from radio.
Speaker 4: How sad is this over there? If you would like
Speaker 4: a lap dance, you pay for the song, right, So.
Speaker 3: It might be like questing a song.
Speaker 4: No no, no, so it might be like fifty dollars. But
Speaker 4: the lap dance is the length of the song.
Speaker 5: So what's that meat lofe song that has ninety It.
Speaker 4: Was so sad because I was there with radio people,
Speaker 4: so they all knew how long would go. So a
Speaker 4: long song would start and you watch them all go
Speaker 4: I'm going to dance.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 5: No one would be picking that Amy Sharks absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 4: At fifty eight you barely got your money out, like
Speaker 4: and it's over.
Speaker 3: Jez knew what he was doing.
Speaker 4: Absolutely thirteen twenty four to ten. If you have a
Speaker 4: stripper story, an adult adult dancing yarn, all right, we'll
Speaker 4: go with that. I I'll tell you about what happened
Speaker 4: on my bucks did night at the airport.
Speaker 3: Well, you you've got a lap dance at the airport.
Speaker 4: So I was living in Brisbane at the time. I
Speaker 4: was flying down to Sydney to see the lads. Was
Speaker 4: two o'clock on a Saturday afternoon and I've flown in
Speaker 4: wearing like my one collar shirt, jeans, ready to go right,
Speaker 4: and they said, look, we're just going to pick you
Speaker 4: out from the airport.
Speaker 5: Had you already straightened your hair? Do you have a
Speaker 5: hat on?
Speaker 4: No, pre pre straightened. It's two o'clock. I'm outside Quantas.
Speaker 4: There's families like line up next to me at the
Speaker 4: pickup bay, and then I hear do it. A stretch
Speaker 4: hummer comes rolling into the airport, which is embarrassing enough.
Speaker 4: And then a girl gets out oh with.
Speaker 5: A whip oh at the airport at the airport.
Speaker 4: In the pickup zone in front of families, points at me,
Speaker 4: does the whip and tells me to get the in
Speaker 4: the car. At two o'clock in the afternoon, so I'm
Speaker 4: holding my overnight pag. I get in the stretch hummer.
Speaker 4: They're all like four sheets to the wind.
Speaker 5: So they're like, what did you have a backpack on?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: I had like a little overnight looking my wheel. So
Speaker 4: I get in the hummer. Everyone's trolleyed in the car, right,
Speaker 4: this is two o'clock in the.
Speaker 5: Afternoon, because they've been going since ten am. They what
Speaker 5: were you thinking flying down at two o'clock? Of course
Speaker 5: they're don't get started on the breakfast cocktails.
Speaker 4: That's when she got me to lie on the floor
Speaker 4: of the hummer.
Speaker 5: And as we're leaving this this story appropriate to tell you,
Speaker 5: and that's.
Speaker 4: Fine, she gets me to lay on the floor of
Speaker 4: the strip hummer and then pulls out a little vial
Speaker 4: of liquid.
Speaker 5: What are you sure this story is appropriate? You already
Speaker 5: got the dump button ready to go. What we've only
Speaker 5: just started here, don't get us fired.
Speaker 4: She has this little bit of liquid and sprays it
Speaker 4: over me, right down my pants, and then pulls out
Speaker 4: a match. Drops the match. Now keep mind the car
Speaker 4: is moving. My pants go up in flames, and then
Speaker 4: she quickly pats them out and goes. And that was
Speaker 4: her party trick.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you weren't wearing a seatbelt.
Speaker 4: You running the cast outs, cheering, and I'm laying on
Speaker 4: the ground with singed pans, hang on, completely completely sober.
Speaker 5: What was in the vial of liquid?
Speaker 4: Well, obviously something flammable.
Speaker 5: That's not normal. You can't be setting people on the fire.
Speaker 4: And then what was yeah, well like a burn my
Speaker 4: jeans a little bit and everyone was cheering. I haven't
Speaker 4: even had the jocks off, big yeah. And the worst
Speaker 4: bit was you.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't want to sing it.
Speaker 4: Get to this free wedding, Sydney CBD. It's now three
Speaker 4: pm and obviously.
Speaker 5: He's not acknowledging me, is he Clint?
Speaker 4: She didn't burn my willy, but it got to three
Speaker 4: o'clock we had to let her out in the city
Speaker 4: because the tower was up.
Speaker 5: She was off to burn somebody else.
Speaker 3: Did you get out? That's wild?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never heard of such a thing. If my
Speaker 5: husband came back from his Bucks party and was like,
Speaker 5: you'll never guess what an adult dancer step me on fire?
Speaker 4: Thirteen, twenty four ten. The bar has been.
Speaker 5: Set Oh that's what you're calling it. The bar has
Speaker 5: been set on fire?
Speaker 4: Do you have an adult dancer tail? Not a strip
Speaker 4: of story?
Speaker 5: They sinjured?
Speaker 3: E two done?
Speaker 5: Isn't that what Bronterry calls.
Speaker 4: Thurday twenty fourteen. In return, I'll give you two hundred
Speaker 4: bucks to fill up on fuel and coffee at Shell
Speaker 4: call's express. The adult dancer at my Bucks can highly
Speaker 4: recommend the fuel there at shell thirty ninety fourteen.
Speaker 5: That's not funny.
Speaker 4: Join us on the year thirteen twenty fourteen, what is
Speaker 4: your adult dancer story?
Speaker 5: Well done, Jase, Thank you adult dancers. They've got into
Speaker 5: trouble in Japan in the parliament never been. They referred
Speaker 5: to them as go go dancers who accepted money in
Speaker 5: their mouth and their nickers.
Speaker 4: I've just got a message from a friend and with
Speaker 4: a story about a Gerbil, but I'm not sure if
Speaker 4: it's true or appropriate. Thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 3: They don't dance.
Speaker 4: Let's spends the club? Scott, what's your story?
Speaker 8: Was my twenty first birthday?
Speaker 9: Had a Frank Tanner having a few drinks, having a
Speaker 9: good time.
Speaker 7: Friends get an adult answer?
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 7: They tied me to a chair, blindfold me, lift my
Speaker 7: shirt up and my pants shaving cream, set me on fire.
Speaker 3: You got burnt too?
Speaker 5: What is going? Do we not be setting people on fire?
Speaker 7: It wasn't any better. It was on video and my
Speaker 7: partner at the time was watching Make It set a
Speaker 7: light on fire?
Speaker 4: The fire?
Speaker 3: Is that a kink? Is it?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: It doesn't have my book.
Speaker 4: It's like when parents they don't run with scissors, don't
Speaker 4: strip with a flame, like I think it needs to
Speaker 4: be a rule.
Speaker 3: Yes, there it is.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're talking adult entertainment.
Speaker 4: That's the one.
Speaker 5: That's what we're talking. We're not all adult entertainment, adult professional.
Speaker 4: Is it true you got someone kicked out of my pop.
Speaker 3: It's otherwise known as baby Cats.
Speaker 5: Oh it's Melbourne once, just around the corner.
Speaker 3: I walked in and I took like five steps inside
Speaker 3: and this bloke came out there.
Speaker 4: I was doing a story.
Speaker 3: And the guy goes, oh, can I get a selfie?
Speaker 3: And I just I didn't realize what the etiquette was,
Speaker 3: realized where you were because I've never been before. He
Speaker 3: snapped a selfie and got wrestled to the ground and
Speaker 3: taken out because you're not allowed to take photos in there.
Speaker 3: They were like, no photos, mate, Chelsea Camp. It wasn't me.
Speaker 3: I just walked away.
Speaker 5: You know, you can't be do anything. You're not allowed
Speaker 5: to take photos in there?
Speaker 4: Is every man for himself in there.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, Remember I was staying.
Speaker 4: Night.
Speaker 3: There were more women there than men.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Laura, that's what you dabbled in the World of
Speaker 4: Stripping two.
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't, but I was living with a friend
Speaker 5: who threw a Bucks party and I just I didn't
Speaker 5: know they were going to the races and it got
Speaker 5: rained out, so they all came back to the house
Speaker 5: and I I just got out of the shower in
Speaker 5: my towel, and this woman was in my room and said, oh,
Speaker 5: I didn't know there was two of us working today,
Speaker 5: And I was like, who are you? And she was
Speaker 5: the hired adult dancer for the Bucks party? Who thought
Speaker 5: I was a second hired adult dancer? But I actually
Speaker 5: just lived there and was in my tower getting out
Speaker 5: of there.
Speaker 4: Right. A competitive market, I imagine, Oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. If you were getting paid to
Speaker 5: be there, you wouldn't want it. You wouldn't want someone
Speaker 5: else splin the tips.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, So do you go split the tips? How
Speaker 4: did it work? Or did you just let her happen?
Speaker 5: I put my clothes on very quickly and climbed out
Speaker 5: the window.
Speaker 4: Like the opposite of what she was doing. Third e
Speaker 4: twenty four ten. If you have an adult dancer story,
Speaker 4: let's go to the phones.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Elwood Millie. Good morning morning. What happened?
Speaker 10: So I would have been about seven or eight, and
Speaker 10: we were having like a massive like I've got a
Speaker 10: massive family, right, And it would have been about twenty
Speaker 10: other kids around my age or my cousins kids, and
Speaker 10: we were sitting around at my holiday house having like
Speaker 10: lunch or like an early dinner or something like that
Speaker 10: lunch an income like a group of like four or
Speaker 10: five like girls dressed with whips and like a big
Speaker 10: speaker ready to get it on.
Speaker 4: It's the big speakers. It did give aways, and it took.
Speaker 10: Them like a good minute and a half to kind
Speaker 10: of realize, like walking up the whole driveway to realize
Speaker 10: that we weren't the right house and it was the
Speaker 10: house across the road having a bus party.
Speaker 5: Oh and they turned up with all the kids sitting
Speaker 5: on the floor having family.
Speaker 4: The parcel here.
Speaker 5: No wow, say all right, James from cranberr and good morning.
Speaker 5: I believe a dancer caused an injury.
Speaker 2: Love to but.
Speaker 7: Welcome back guys. But yeah, I was about sixteen or
Speaker 7: seventeen years old and I was at one of a
Speaker 7: family friends like my brother's best mate bucks party. I
Speaker 7: want to drink responsibly. We had he had an adult
Speaker 7: dancer and he had stretcherr earings like big ones because
Speaker 7: he like whatever. The adult dancer was giving him a
Speaker 7: lap dance. And as she's gone to put her leg
Speaker 7: over his head, no high heel has gone through his ears.
Speaker 7: No no, yeah, vomited instantly, So my brothers mate need
Speaker 7: to call me chucky.
Speaker 4: So he's covered in blood and vomit.
Speaker 7: I vomited on dad.
Speaker 2: Right, thank you, fashion police.
Speaker 5: I was just looking up the schedule for today. Hit
Speaker 5: me so well, there's the Porsche Carrera Cup. But then
Speaker 5: there's something called the Ford Supervan.
Speaker 3: The supervans, which I've never heard of. The supervan.
Speaker 5: I've never heard of people racing vuns before. The Superman
Speaker 5: looked them up up and they're actually racing valves. It's
Speaker 5: like pulling out the tarago.
Speaker 3: We should take the Casanova.
Speaker 5: Look they actually race varnds.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, like a mum's burnout contest in the van.
Speaker 5: They got four kids in that. Absolutely wow, I've never
Speaker 5: seen that. Is that a new thing?
Speaker 4: Do they do a fly over today Sunday? I love
Speaker 4: a flyover?
Speaker 3: They smoke, they do the yeah?
Speaker 5: Is that the roulette the ones that do all the
Speaker 5: formation and.
Speaker 3: The big couny plane as well, the contest plant.
Speaker 5: But the Formula one we said before, the F one cars,
Speaker 5: they don't actually hit the track today. Tomorrow is their
Speaker 5: first practice.
Speaker 4: Right question question passengers on board the contest.
Speaker 3: I think so, I don't think you going to put
Speaker 3: petrol in that thing.
Speaker 5: I don't think they do the contest plane anymore, do they?
Speaker 4: Because I don't think it used to fly very low.
Speaker 3: Very very low eight they usually yeah, got it involved.
Speaker 5: Yeah, clear the airspace the big boys coming from anyway?
Speaker 3: Last night, would you say Glamor on the Glamour on
Speaker 3: the grid Melbourne Nights, Well, one of Melbourne's night of
Speaker 3: Nights Melbourne was dazzling. It's very elaborate. There are some big,
Speaker 3: big gowns.
Speaker 5: So this is the opening night party and it's on
Speaker 5: the back straight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, in pit lane basically in the panic.
Speaker 4: Alright, let's go through a couple Okay, Well.
Speaker 3: First almost there's a lot of high danger there because
Speaker 3: walking around I was stepping on all these lavish dresses.
Speaker 3: There was one lady who had was covered in black feathers,
Speaker 3: and I stepped on her dress a couple of times
Speaker 3: and the feathers went like an ostrich like Ozzie Ostrich.
Speaker 5: There's nothing worse than wearing one of those long dresses
Speaker 5: with a train and you're just walking, minding your own business,
Speaker 5: and someone stands on the back and all of a
Speaker 5: sudden you get is it really the.
Speaker 3: Place for him?
Speaker 4: You need to be holding it? No trains, you know
Speaker 4: what you got train, you got a chain. You take
Speaker 4: your bridesmaids. You have the people that hold it.
Speaker 5: Oh you imagine turning up with like four people in
Speaker 5: your feathers.
Speaker 3: Go through these. These are my highlights. Yeah, we've got
Speaker 3: a slide show here, Jason, right, just for you. First one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5: Oh oh it is Jamie as a party. The stylist,
Speaker 5: Clint took us through that.
Speaker 4: That looks well, he looks like he's in a sleeping
Speaker 4: bag from anaconda. It's like a giant puffy one.
Speaker 5: You know. It looks like I think they're wearing a
Speaker 5: pant suit with a very elaborate coat.
Speaker 3: It looks like a pregnancy pillow.
Speaker 2: That's what it does.
Speaker 4: Pregnancy pillow.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had one of them?
Speaker 4: They are incredible. Don't wait to get up the daft
Speaker 4: buy a pregnancy don't get yourself one.
Speaker 5: Today we've got the king sized pillows, the really long ones,
Speaker 5: and I flipped that on its side and.
Speaker 4: Very strong out because I remember when Lou and I
Speaker 4: were fighting, I'm like, you could leave me, I've got
Speaker 4: my pregnancy pillow. I'll still be spooned.
Speaker 3: So Jamie in blue, that's that's number one. I'm going
Speaker 3: to give that one.
Speaker 5: Of the team colors, Clint.
Speaker 3: This is Pip Edwards.
Speaker 5: Pip Edwards is very cool.
Speaker 3: Pip has gone from pe Nation fame. She's gone with
Speaker 3: a lovely frock but has jazzed up with a leather jacket.
Speaker 5: It's perfect. It's motorsport.
Speaker 4: It's got a bit of an edge to it. Looks
Speaker 4: actually arrived in a sidecart. But I love it, okay.
Speaker 5: Because it's it's I mean, she's got a train. You
Speaker 5: wouldn't like that, Clinton, but I think the leather jacket
Speaker 5: makes it a vent appropriate.
Speaker 4: What do you got, Carson? My final one? Final one?
Speaker 3: Yep. This is Maria Fatil always looks and no Anna Hope,
Speaker 3: one of Melbourne's couples.
Speaker 5: Gorgeous.
Speaker 4: She's forgot the outfit. She just remembered the belt. All
Speaker 4: she's done is bring a belt.
Speaker 3: Well safety first, Ja so her whole.
Speaker 5: Front is strapped up in a belt. In many wearing a.
Speaker 4: Belt, she's wearing four belts as a dressed.
Speaker 5: Lara Bingle was at a function the other day and
Speaker 5: wore I'm sure it was some very expensive design. It
Speaker 5: was just belts all done up down the front.
Speaker 4: She can't go to the airport. You know, you got
Speaker 4: to take your belt security, No should. Got a good
Speaker 4: mate of mine, miles over in the UK. Used to
Speaker 4: work together in New Zealand. He went back home. Stay
Speaker 4: in touch a lot online, but you know what it's
Speaker 4: like with friends overseas. You might go a number of
Speaker 4: weeks or months before you catch up.
Speaker 5: But how good Like the internet can be good and bad,
Speaker 5: but social media and all those apps are so great
Speaker 5: for staying in touch with people who.
Speaker 4: Move one hundred percent. You still feel like you're part
Speaker 4: of each other's lives. And then you know you'll check
Speaker 4: into a Skype call down and then because of the
Speaker 4: time difference.
Speaker 5: But half the time, because of social media, you feel
Speaker 5: like you know what they're doing anyway, so you don't
Speaker 5: reach out and check in.
Speaker 4: Exactly exactly and you think, oh, everything seems fine over there.
Speaker 4: And normally because the time difference him and I'll talk
Speaker 4: on the way to me coming into work. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And this morning I woke up to a post from him,
Speaker 4: and I feel like a really shit friend, to be honest,
Speaker 4: because exactly like you said, you know, you just think
Speaker 4: you haven't spoken a while. Everything looks good online, their
Speaker 4: life must be going well. But he started the year
Speaker 4: by discovering he had a lump on his testicle, went
Speaker 4: and got it checked, diagnosed with testic killer cancer. Jay,
Speaker 4: He's actually doing okay. He went in for surgery and
Speaker 4: got one of his testicles removed. Since then, they've tested
Speaker 4: it and it was all contained to that one. He'll
Speaker 4: be monitored for like five years and he's doing all right.
Speaker 4: But you hit the nail on the head.
Speaker 3: It was just like mate, to assume everything is good
Speaker 3: in somebody's life, but ultimately they could be going through
Speaker 3: quite a time, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you what. I read it this morning
Speaker 4: and I got straight in the shower. He did a
Speaker 4: post and replied to a message that I'd send him
Speaker 4: just checking in. I'll tell you what, because blokes don't
Speaker 4: really talk about this stuff a lot. I jumped in
Speaker 4: the shower straight away this morning and had a check
Speaker 4: and it was frightening, but a really good reminder.
Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely, you know.
Speaker 4: And us can be really terrible. I'm the worst part
Speaker 4: of doctor's appointments likewise, I mean naivety, and I think
Speaker 4: I'm okay, you know, if I don't think about it,
Speaker 4: it'll be fine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think a lot of people women, a lot
Speaker 5: of women are like that too. But it is a
Speaker 5: poignant reminder that because often when you think you might
Speaker 5: feel something or find something, you think, oh, no, they'll
Speaker 5: be fine, and you're embarrassed. You don't want to go
Speaker 5: to the doctor and go, oh, I don't know if
Speaker 5: I'm overreacting. No one wants to be a hypochondriac, right,
Speaker 5: But you've got to stay on top of that stuff
Speaker 5: because and thankfully he did well.
Speaker 4: I mean he said, like, you know, he was joking around,
Speaker 4: but he goes, you know how I splokes in on
Speaker 4: the couch with our hand down our pants and he
Speaker 4: goes in that.
Speaker 5: I have noticed that all men I've ever come across
Speaker 5: in my life to.
Speaker 4: God, you get up is for checking. But yeah, he goes,
Speaker 4: I was sitting there.
Speaker 5: That's checking. It's allowed, Okay.
Speaker 4: A lot of the time it's when you're hung People
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a real comfort thing, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Isn't it holding you WILLI?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you don't hold the will it? You just
Speaker 3: check the hand down the end waters down there, just
Speaker 3: halfways on the cupping.
Speaker 5: Just putting your hands in your pants, keep your fingers warm.
Speaker 4: Depends the position you're sitting on the couch. If you're
Speaker 4: in a reclined thing, you might cut.
Speaker 5: But then you, guys, this is my issue with it.
Speaker 5: You don't think get up and wash your hands before
Speaker 5: you do anything. Just go about your day, Go and
Speaker 5: make a sandwich.
Speaker 3: There is clean, is it? Though? Give us a look
Speaker 3: at your phone.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't touch I.
Speaker 2: Touch her all.
Speaker 5: Holding hands off my phone as long as you're checking,
Speaker 5: it's fine.
Speaker 4: But that's that's literally how it came about for him.
Speaker 4: And he was sitting there watching TV and he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: it doesn't feel right, and yeah, it was just it
Speaker 4: was a it was a smack over the head this morning.
Speaker 4: A just how quickly things can change, and b just
Speaker 4: you know, social media can put up a fake little
Speaker 4: front of what people are going through.
Speaker 3: Doctors will say in the shower for blokes, do they
Speaker 3: best best way to check?
Speaker 4: Were you there? You know I can tell you how
Speaker 4: I did this morning? I bloody it was the first
Speaker 4: thing I did, so it's a good wake up call.
Speaker 4: Any any boaks listening this.
Speaker 5: Morning on the couch with your hands down your pants?
Speaker 5: Fellas make it useful.
Speaker 4: For it, so don't listen to our show? Why are
Speaker 4: you're doing? And I find that quite weird?
Speaker 3: Come on the.
Speaker 5: Pies, the Pies you reckon.
Speaker 4: Big night tonight taking on some Kilda. I thought they're
Speaker 4: actually in pretty.
Speaker 5: Good form last week at the MCG. But the Pies
Speaker 5: are hard to beat at.
Speaker 4: The MCG exactly. And you know what we're do for
Speaker 4: a win? We need a win? You do were there?
Speaker 3: Any?
Speaker 5: I don't know the last time Collingwood?
Speaker 3: Don't think so?
Speaker 4: Zer on three?
Speaker 5: Has it ever happened?
Speaker 3: So premiers stumping up the next to you to defend
Speaker 3: their premiership? It's never happened zero and three.
Speaker 5: I don't think it will happen.
Speaker 4: I think we'll get up tonight.
Speaker 3: Question.
Speaker 4: You're a glamor on the grid last night for the
Speaker 4: Formula One Any of the pies there?
Speaker 3: Josh Decos was there? Josh's beautiful girlfriend.
Speaker 4: She is lovely.
Speaker 5: They are like the possm bex.
Speaker 4: Or they just you know what, he needed to be
Speaker 4: in bed.
Speaker 3: They might have slipped out the side door there the ambassadors.
Speaker 3: He wasn't there.
Speaker 5: He's like the face of this train gone free.
Speaker 4: Well, take a cardboard cutout because he needs sleep.
Speaker 5: Isn't it a night game? He probably needs to stay
Speaker 5: up late.
Speaker 4: Actually, okay, cancer, don't follow my advice. Guys, do what
Speaker 4: you do best.
Speaker 3: He's smashing the margueritas.
Speaker 5: Actually, don't say that.
Speaker 4: Did you pull all the money?
Speaker 5: Did you see that hysterical photo that Collingwood posted on
Speaker 5: their Instagram page when Taylor Swift was in town and
Speaker 5: it was Josh day Coss and his beautiful girl friend Analyst,
Speaker 5: And he's sitting there with a bottle of water and
Speaker 5: her and they're in their seats smiling like Taylor Swift fans.
Speaker 5: And Tom Hawkins from Geelong, who's one of my favorite
Speaker 5: people in the world, is sitting directly next to him,
Speaker 5: two beers, one in each hand. He's double. He's got
Speaker 5: two beers and Josh DCOs is in there like the
Speaker 5: golden tar with his water in the front. And every
Speaker 5: comment is just giving Hawk an absolute pasting. Speaking of
Speaker 5: Tom Hawkins. Actually he's he's playing like his two hundred
Speaker 5: and forty ninth game this week, and so it all
Speaker 5: goes to plan. Next week, sorry, three week will be
Speaker 5: his three hundred date.
Speaker 4: We've got to get him on. He's going to get.
Speaker 5: Through it at two forty nine, first before three, and
Speaker 5: then we can three. My gosh, you're discounting in mahamah
Speaker 5: three forty nine.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of games.
Speaker 5: There's also a chance this year that he will break
Speaker 5: the record for most amount of games played at saloon.
Speaker 3: Bruce mca right there, I forgot.
Speaker 5: My Tom Hawkins badge today, but I am here a
Speaker 5: number one fan. Give me give me a huge though.
Speaker 5: Three hundred and fifty games huge.
Speaker 4: Clint headed to the Formula one Grand Prix yesterday. We're
Speaker 4: about to hear an exclusive interview he did.
Speaker 5: He was down at Albert Park. Very professional, our Clint
Speaker 5: stand Away, our Formula one correspondent for this week.
Speaker 4: I've just heard how this recording starts. Did you think
Speaker 4: we're crossing to you on the news.
Speaker 3: Live from the F one paddock?
Speaker 5: Okay, let's do it like where news reader is. Okay, cool,
Speaker 5: and now we're going to cross to our Formula one
Speaker 5: correspondent at Formula one Paddick at Albert Park. Clint stand Away,
Speaker 5: good morning.
Speaker 2: Nailed that, Jason Lauren, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: We're here with f Ye Ace Battery Boddis in Melbourne
Speaker 3: ahead the Grand Prix on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Thanks for being with us, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: Now, first and foremost, we are in a pimped up car.
Speaker 2: What are we what are we seeing? What are we
Speaker 2: feeling in here? I'm feeling great.
Speaker 11: It's a ute which we created together with uber Kaisha.
Speaker 11: It's actually on rant for people for free right the
Speaker 11: Eastern peerage, and.
Speaker 3: I mentioned it's pipped out. There are so many cool
Speaker 3: mod cons. What do we got I'll turn off this.
Speaker 3: What's that? It's got a pie warmer and the pies
Speaker 3: are piping hot?
Speaker 2: Your meat pie kind of guy. Yeah, I'm getting getting
Speaker 2: into meat place lately. You know, it's a very ausy thing. Accident.
Speaker 2: But do you have sauce with the meat pie? I
Speaker 2: don't yet?
Speaker 11: You go rag, yeah, yeah, but yeah, it's yeah, there's
Speaker 11: a car with many features for a perfect world trip.
Speaker 3: Hey, you're a really popular driver on the circuit. I
Speaker 3: mean we hear so much here in Australia about Oscar,
Speaker 3: about Daniel, but you're kind of half Australian.
Speaker 11: Good say so, yeah, I feel like that, and I've
Speaker 11: got so much support here that is actually is really
Speaker 11: really I feel really welcome when.
Speaker 2: I come here.
Speaker 4: We're in a ut.
Speaker 3: As you say, I'm intrigued to know what was your
Speaker 3: first car.
Speaker 11: My first car as an eighteen year old was actually
Speaker 11: Ford Cougar, like a COUPETV six.
Speaker 3: It sounds a lot nicer than my first car. My
Speaker 3: first car was a Ford Laser Okay cream in color
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty two. My co host Jas yesterday morning he
Speaker 3: was trying to reverse into a car park and he
Speaker 3: hit the brick wall. He's not very good on the roads.
Speaker 3: What's the stupidest accident you've had off the track?
Speaker 2: Off the track?
Speaker 11: I will also say parking lot And it was actually
Speaker 11: last year I reversed. If it wasn't my car, it
Speaker 11: was somewhere in the US. Yeah, this STV is reversed
Speaker 11: in a parking lot. I didn't see there was this
Speaker 11: massive concrete pole and ripped off the whole left of
Speaker 11: the mirror. So what do you put that down to?
Speaker 11: Down to lack of concentrate. Okay, see it happens the
Speaker 11: best of human ever. We're in Melbourne. Obviously it's a
Speaker 11: bit windy today, a bit overcast. Hopefully the sun will
Speaker 11: be shining on Sunday. But what do you do in Melbourne?
Speaker 11: What do you sort of get up to away from
Speaker 11: the track normally? Honestly, when I get here it's pretty busy.
Speaker 11: But when I have time later today I will go
Speaker 11: to urban surf, practice my surfing skills a bit. I'll
Speaker 11: go out later on for a nice dinner because obviously
Speaker 11: this city has so much to offer. And in the morning,
Speaker 11: so I always try to find some good coffee, good coffee.
Speaker 2: Sat Ali's, Oh Saint Ali.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just around the corner from us at Nova.
Speaker 3: What's years sort of go to coffee a lata you'd
Speaker 3: be alate guy.
Speaker 2: In the morning will be flat white.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a very astrange coffee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good coffee here.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: I know you've got the beautiful mullet going at the moment.
Speaker 3: It's bleach blonde. It looks superb. Hell have you had
Speaker 3: the mullet for malette?
Speaker 2: Has now?
Speaker 11: It turned probably fifteen months Okay, I would say but
Speaker 11: it got bleached by the Australian Sunday in January.
Speaker 2: Because you've got the mullet.
Speaker 3: I want to throw a few Australian words at you.
Speaker 2: See how you go? All right? You ready? Sanger sandwich?
Speaker 3: He's good.
Speaker 2: Chock a block full? That's two tu trackie dacks.
Speaker 4: Tracking dacks?
Speaker 2: Is it just like trackies or tracksuit pants? What about
Speaker 2: if you crack a bevy, crack and crack have a beer?
Speaker 11: Yeah you are actually and finally and I'm gonna say
Speaker 11: crack up and call one.
Speaker 3: A cold one a frothy and obviously I'll give you
Speaker 3: a motoring term.
Speaker 2: What about if I pull into a servo service station?
Speaker 3: Is it he is? You've passed the citizenship battery? Good
Speaker 3: luck on Sunday and I would park. It's been a pleasure,
Speaker 3: Thank you, my pleasure. What a good lady bodess? How
Speaker 3: good is he? Of course when I say he's half
Speaker 3: AUSTRAI he's dating an Australian girl, has been for the
Speaker 3: last five or six years.
Speaker 5: Cyclist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's she's going to be trackside and good luck
Speaker 3: to him on Sunday. First car was a cougar, Yeah,
Speaker 3: cougar Ford cougar, quite swish looking car as a field them.
Speaker 5: But he's a car guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, h who's he actually drive for sale? Hey thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four ten. Good to know he backed into a
Speaker 4: pole like me as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's also at klutz.
Speaker 5: Happens to the best, it.
Speaker 4: Really does, Lauren thirteen twenty four ten. If you want
Speaker 4: to join us on the at the moment, I want
Speaker 4: to talk crap cars.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like what.
Speaker 4: Was you know? How bad did your car get? Were
Speaker 4: you driving along the Monash telling the exhaust?
Speaker 5: Yeah, one of my best friends. You couldn't get in
Speaker 5: the front seat passenger side. You can only get in
Speaker 5: through the driver's side of the car, so you had
Speaker 5: to either get in and climb across to get into
Speaker 5: the front passenger all climbing in and out the window.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a cool was.
Speaker 5: The only option?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Not a cool look in like as a female in
Speaker 5: a skirt trying to go to the club.
Speaker 4: Good call. Thirday twenty four ten. Formula one Grand Prix
Speaker 4: comes alive from today here in Melbourne and.
Speaker 5: They are fancy cars. But that is not what we
Speaker 5: want to talk about this morning, Jason.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. What's wrong with your car? Or what has
Speaker 4: been wrong with it?
Speaker 5: How crap was your car? Chris from Barritt.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning guys. How are we?
Speaker 4: Are we good? How bad are we talking to?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Bad? Mate?
Speaker 8: So I'll set the scene nineteen eighty seven, tied to
Speaker 8: Camery pink pinstrip racing seat no fifth gear and the
Speaker 8: driver's seat. You know the old ratchet wheel that would
Speaker 8: recline the seat y yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't
Speaker 8: have one of it. Didn't have one of those? Why
Speaker 8: would you need one when you've got a broom wedged
Speaker 8: into the rear seat holding full tension on my seat?
Speaker 5: Otherwise would the seat just fall back?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it'd be flat like a bed.
Speaker 4: An accident though that broom handle could impale your head.
Speaker 8: I would not be here.
Speaker 5: There's probably many safety issues to do that car. Is
Speaker 5: he still driving it?
Speaker 8: No? No, I've upgraded toper mom car.
Speaker 5: A soccer mumbeer.
Speaker 8: Yeah it is a day.
Speaker 3: Did you trade it? No?
Speaker 8: I think I gave it to scrap.
Speaker 4: I think yeah, right to the record thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: That's great. I love when people have to replaced parts
Speaker 4: in a car, which is things around the house. Guys,
Speaker 4: what was your first car.
Speaker 5: Well, my dad was in worked in cars, so he
Speaker 5: got me a Toyota Corolla sent a little hatch battle
Speaker 5: I really wanted, you know what I wanted though, I
Speaker 5: wanted one of those cotibles. No, no, no, I wanted
Speaker 5: one of those rab falls that came in the purple color,
Speaker 5: like I felt like all the cool girls had them.
Speaker 5: I didn't get one.
Speaker 4: Did you have the eyelashes on you? I got it
Speaker 4: on you front?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: I never had that, never had the eyelashes, and never
Speaker 5: put a red nose day nose on the front of
Speaker 5: my car like some of the other.
Speaker 3: I did nineteen eighty two Ford laser cream in color cream.
Speaker 3: It was an green slud shipbox cream cream. It was manual, though,
Speaker 3: so it taught me some beautiful life lessons.
Speaker 5: On the line on the rail manuals. I didn't pass
Speaker 5: my manual license.
Speaker 3: Yand a lancha which all four windows they used to
Speaker 3: just slowly fall down as you were driving. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: Dad sort of he sort of taped them permanently so
Speaker 3: they didn't come down, so he couldn't open them.
Speaker 4: My old man taking like the side panels off the
Speaker 4: car and everything, and I'm like, how do you know
Speaker 4: how to do this.
Speaker 5: My mum had a Mazda Astina that had the pop
Speaker 5: up lights.
Speaker 4: That's the ones I'm thinking about lights with the eyelashes.
Speaker 5: No, we never had eyelashes on them, but they will
Speaker 5: pop up lights. And I was like, that is sick
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. What's wrong with your car? Have
Speaker 4: you driven an absolute heap before?
Speaker 5: Tony in Mount Martha? What was your car?
Speaker 4: Good morning guys, to hear you again, Good on your tones.
Speaker 9: I had a Kermit Green Dat's and Stanza.
Speaker 4: Oh strong color sm green. Wrong with it?
Speaker 8: It had no windscreen wipers.
Speaker 9: That's no windscreen amongst others think that that was the
Speaker 9: main concern. So in torrential rain, I'd have to open
Speaker 9: the window and have the head out.
Speaker 4: Like a dog, like ace Ventura. You were driving on
Speaker 4: like a Ventura?
Speaker 5: Wow, oh god, no windscreen wipers. Wow, the things people
Speaker 5: used to do back in the day. You'd be you'd
Speaker 5: get in all sorts, get your own.
Speaker 3: Worthy certificate there all the fund's gone now. Sarah in Irasbury,
Speaker 3: good morning, What did you drive?
Speaker 12: I drove a nineteen sixty nine four of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 2: You should be.
Speaker 12: My dad would chopping youth.
Speaker 5: Yep, was it high functioning?
Speaker 3: Not at all great? What was wrong with it?
Speaker 12: Back in the day when you pull into the survey
Speaker 12: that they would come out to steal the car up.
Speaker 12: They'd go to the petrol cap that I'd have to
Speaker 12: pull the cover off because Daddy made it. Makes your
Speaker 12: petrol tank in the back of the ute.
Speaker 4: Hang on, hang on. He made a second tank or
Speaker 4: like the original one was tank.
Speaker 12: Because the first one rusted out, so he had to put.
Speaker 2: A new one.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 5: And what he just put it in the tray.
Speaker 12: He put it in so it was still underneath, but
Speaker 12: the actual nozzle was coming out from in thee.
Speaker 3: That's strong, dad, I think better than exposed petrol tank.
Speaker 5: Nothing like a DIY petrol tank.
Speaker 4: And you see the footage of that guy who was
Speaker 4: filling up his boat. There was fuel all over the servo. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and instead of putting it in like the actual petrol
Speaker 4: tank slot, he's put it in the rod holder and
Speaker 4: the boat is fuel.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was going straight into the boat. Oh shame.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Emma on thirteen twenty four to ten. Emma,
Speaker 4: you drove a nineteen eighty seventy eight A camry like
Speaker 4: one of our earlier callers, I sure did.
Speaker 13: And it was spectically a family heirloom that was passed
Speaker 13: down from my auntie to my cousin and then to me. Yeah,
Speaker 13: and I think I probably did the most damage to it. Unfortunately,
Speaker 13: more than once I had scrap metal places leave their
Speaker 13: business card on there.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, throwing it around.
Speaker 13: I also had someone called the police once. They just
Speaker 13: assumed it was like a dump vehicles. The best driver
Speaker 13: at eight, so I had.
Speaker 3: To peep in.
Speaker 13: But the main problem with it was that the starter
Speaker 13: motor would occasionally just not start. And when I say occasionally,
Speaker 13: like at least three times a week. And the first
Speaker 13: time I called the r a c V and the
Speaker 13: guy gave me the hot tip to hit it with
Speaker 13: a tire iron, so he showed me where to hit
Speaker 13: it in the engine when it wouldn't start, it did,
Speaker 13: so when I wouldn't start, I'd have to lift up
Speaker 13: the hood and then just splash the engine with the
Speaker 13: hole until the cart.
Speaker 14: Like a nice cafe.
Speaker 4: That was the worst. My dad's car used to like
Speaker 4: not start all the time, and when you'd be at
Speaker 4: school pick up and you'd be just praying, just please
Speaker 4: if you ever start, just once more make it now?
Speaker 3: What about the r A c V with the flashing
Speaker 3: lights about that's rock bottom.
Speaker 5: Our recv's advice there, Just pop in and give it
Speaker 5: a bash.
Speaker 4: Lights, save them coming out.
Speaker 5: It's for some time.
Speaker 4: The thumb Executive producer works on the show What Do
Speaker 4: You Used to Draw?
Speaker 15: So it was my best mate fat Ben from high
Speaker 15: school and we loved fat Ben and he loved it
Speaker 15: the name don't worry. But he bought an old Ford Falcon,
Speaker 15: I think it was a ninety three, but his speedo
Speaker 15: didn't work, so the only way you could tell how
Speaker 15: fast you were going was by the other cars on
Speaker 15: the road.
Speaker 3: So we just kind of match up pace markets. That's good.
Speaker 4: What about if no one else was on the road.
Speaker 15: Oh, then we just kind of guessed it.
Speaker 5: Estimate. He needs to drive through the tunnel with those
Speaker 5: really helpful lights that are in the vern tunnel light
Speaker 5: the pace setters. That just reminds you how slow you're going.
Speaker 4: Because I went through it the other day, I really
Speaker 4: liked it.
Speaker 3: Really would but you inevitably get someone who's a bit
Speaker 3: slow in front of.
Speaker 5: You and then the light's just well, you're stuck in traffic,
Speaker 5: and it's like, this is how fast you could be going.
Speaker 5: Instead you're stuck in the tunnel. Could you keep up?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't like when the woman comes over there
Speaker 3: the radio favorite song.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, still a Leapers playing we have a six car.
Speaker 4: I'm going to see it in the minute, Sheryl.
Speaker 5: Just maintain a safe breaking distance of thanks love, No,
Speaker 5: what I was going to do was tailgate the person.
Speaker 3: Economy at firebox sixty nine. Get off my radio?
Speaker 5: I agree?
Speaker 4: What was wrong with your give us the yelks?
Speaker 5: Rhiannon from Ringwood, Oh, you were driving a toyo to
Speaker 5: for my favorite cars back in the day. What color
Speaker 5: was it? First? And foremost knew it?
Speaker 3: You jealous?
Speaker 5: I'm jealous. I wanted one.
Speaker 3: So still time, Larren.
Speaker 5: They were like quite a friendly.
Speaker 4: Purple trading the range for the RAV and the hot.
Speaker 5: Chicks al drove them and I was like, one day
Speaker 5: I want to be like them. Rhiannon, talk to me.
Speaker 5: Was there something wrong with it or are you just
Speaker 5: calling to rub it in that I didn't get the
Speaker 5: car that I wanted and you did.
Speaker 12: No, it had an issue with the central locking system.
Speaker 13: And long story short, the only door that I could
Speaker 13: open with my.
Speaker 16: Booty day.
Speaker 4: Great gry is amazing.
Speaker 5: You could just see it like on Chapel Street, just
Speaker 5: popping the boot, climbing up over the front seat and
Speaker 5: in she gets good on you ran.
Speaker 4: It used to be so easy when you were a kid.
Speaker 4: Now trying to move from the back seat to the front,
Speaker 4: your limbs get caught.
Speaker 5: I don't even think our first car had seat belts
Speaker 5: in the back seat.
Speaker 4: No ours didn't either.
Speaker 5: And we we are a friend of ours had one
Speaker 5: of those utes with the seats facing outwards in the back.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if anyone drove up the back of the car,
Speaker 5: you've been Also, my.
Speaker 4: Dad used to I got three of the sisters, Mam
Speaker 4: and Dad, throw us in the back of the car.
Speaker 5: No seat belts, no seats, they like bench seats.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was great. I drank the kool aid. I
Speaker 4: bought a Frank Green water bottle for Clint yesterday, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Jace got it in the D's colors, and I had
Speaker 4: got a little monogram on there for you didn't know.
Speaker 5: It says D's nothing you. Unfortunately, I was privy to
Speaker 5: the two hours of planning that it took him to
Speaker 5: design that Frank Green bottle for you. He changed the
Speaker 5: color sixty five times.
Speaker 4: The website is very overwhelming. It's actually not incredibly too
Speaker 4: much color choice.
Speaker 5: You just have to choose a bottle color and a
Speaker 5: lid color and heating smell.
Speaker 3: Made it to the checkout yet?
Speaker 4: Me too?
Speaker 3: What did you get?
Speaker 4: I just went blue crazy after two hours of designing yours,
Speaker 4: I thought I really need to get out of here.
Speaker 5: I've gone no over red, yes, proud company gal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I choose to wait for my probation period to
Speaker 4: pass before I choose my water bottle and the company colors.
Speaker 5: I'll have to change the.
Speaker 3: Have you done a la? Yes?
Speaker 5: So I do something very very silly this week. We
Speaker 5: live in a little terrace. We don't have a lot
Speaker 5: of garden, but in the garden space we have, I've
Speaker 5: tried to make it like a little oasis like there.
Speaker 5: We live in inner city.
Speaker 4: So have you gone an olive free and that at
Speaker 4: the moment on the block, have a nice little court
Speaker 4: put a little olive trick?
Speaker 3: Do you like that? Bloody fortune?
Speaker 5: They are expensive.
Speaker 3: People drop big coin on plants.
Speaker 5: Mate, yeah, and so you want to keep them a
Speaker 5: little bit of.
Speaker 3: The Japanese maple very very nice.
Speaker 5: We've actually got one of those that we inherited when
Speaker 5: we bought the house and renovated, and I was like,
Speaker 5: get rid of that. Looks like a bunch of sticks.
Speaker 5: And the gardener came was like, oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: that doesn't been looked after. Let's re poet and repurpose
Speaker 5: that back to life.
Speaker 3: And it's beautiful, flourishing.
Speaker 5: Yes, stunning. You've seen that stunning only for like a
Speaker 5: month a year though, just the actual beautiful pillars come out.
Speaker 4: You're just tuning in there be like the garden. Gu
Speaker 4: it's overbought the garden.
Speaker 5: It's us, that's U foster on here.
Speaker 4: Have you seen that he needs a shave?
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's it's too much. It's a lot of fur.
Speaker 4: No, it's get out the bloody mington yeah, or a
Speaker 4: whipper snipper. I was going to say, he's seeing that.
Speaker 4: We take a photo of your plants and then it
Speaker 4: tells you what you need to do to the plant
Speaker 4: to bring it back.
Speaker 5: I've seen it on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Does it work used? I've always wanted to download me Too, but.
Speaker 5: I've never should we try it?
Speaker 4: It's almost got me to the app store, Yeah, because.
Speaker 3: It gives obviously a little tidbit, like you know you
Speaker 3: should add a little bit of lemon with that one.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, And it tells you what's wrong with it.
Speaker 4: This one needs water blood app.
Speaker 5: But you can also overwater, which is a problem with
Speaker 5: some indoor pluts. Anyway, outside, we've got these beautiful trees.
Speaker 5: We like lined. I wanted it to look like a
Speaker 5: bit of a hedge. We got these beautiful trees around
Speaker 5: the edge. But we've recently had a heat wave and
Speaker 5: the heat wave is really making my trees suffer, just
Speaker 5: looking a little dry much rain.
Speaker 3: We also know they neighbors begone.
Speaker 5: They're not neighbors begone. But I said to someone the
Speaker 5: other day, why didn't we just get neighbors begone instead
Speaker 5: of these?
Speaker 3: And you know what else, Mari and what's his face?
Speaker 5: I think I think that broke up that Chris and
Speaker 5: Marks from one back alley, Hello, Hello, Ma back gully.
Speaker 4: I think they did split Murray be gone.
Speaker 5: He always had neighbors begone. And I've had problems with
Speaker 5: these trees because we bought out the front like smaller trees,
Speaker 5: and then out the back because our living room looks
Speaker 5: on it. We bought mature age trees, which you do
Speaker 5: pay a lot more for because they've been growing for
Speaker 5: a lot longer. And then we had a possum that
Speaker 5: was walking along the fence line eating them all down.
Speaker 5: So they ended up being the same size as the
Speaker 5: young ones. So it was a waste of money. So
Speaker 5: now they're finally grown and I'm quite proud of them.
Speaker 5: But they were looking a little dry, and the gardener
Speaker 5: was over doing something fixing it. Well, we've just moved
Speaker 5: into a new house. We had to get like the
Speaker 5: water system underneath as well. Anyway, I said to him,
Speaker 5: I think it's looking a bit dry. It needs some love.
Speaker 5: What could I do? And he said, oh, you got
Speaker 5: to get sea sal. Well, I've never heard of sea salt,
Speaker 5: So what we're going to do is put seasal all
Speaker 5: over the garden bed, give it a big water. I
Speaker 5: was like, I did not know that would help the trees.
Speaker 5: So there I was the next day pouring sea.
Speaker 3: Salt, sea seas you know, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that. I've never heard of sea No,
Speaker 5: I'm sprinkling sea salt flakes.
Speaker 3: Around the Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, it's like in the you know, and you get
Speaker 5: in the box.
Speaker 4: You should try pepper in the box, pepper on there.
Speaker 5: As well, Sea salt flakes all over the garden.
Speaker 3: Day, Franklin, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: You know Franklin would be rolling.
Speaker 5: I am feeding the plants, and he just looked at
Speaker 5: me like I was born yesterday. Does everyone know about
Speaker 5: sea salt?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do I know? Ye? Don't forget the seat.
Speaker 5: So there's no way I'm the first person to have
Speaker 5: done that. There's just no way on earth.
Speaker 3: Silly woman.
Speaker 5: Have you trees are going beautifully?
Speaker 4: Have you've done a Lawren? Thirteen twenty fourteen. Are they
Speaker 4: going to die?
Speaker 5: Well, I'll let you know, yeah, right, because I didn't
Speaker 5: pick up any every grain that I sprinkled.
Speaker 4: Let's see if you are the only person in Melbour
Speaker 4: who has made this stupid mistake. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Have you done a Lauren?
Speaker 3: Have you done Laura?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? What have you
Speaker 4: killed in the garden is what we're asking this morning.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, keeping plants alive is so but hard.
Speaker 5: I've got a fiddle leaf in my house and it
Speaker 5: is not looking healthy. But the trees outside needed seasl
Speaker 5: and I put sea salt on them because I'd never
Speaker 5: heard of seasal.
Speaker 3: These days, you get an insurance policy assorts because if
Speaker 3: you buy your plants from Bunnett, I know it's going
Speaker 3: to kill them. You can take them back. Yeah, no, yep,
Speaker 3: kill it, take it back.
Speaker 4: If you live in a.
Speaker 5: Rental, would they would? They would definitely.
Speaker 4: Are You'd be reflected. So technically, if I'm in a rental, right,
Speaker 4: I could get plants for six months, I'm moving out,
Speaker 4: kill them all, take them back at the money.
Speaker 3: Okay, a refund, more replacement?
Speaker 4: Ah, gotcha, gotcha? All right, let's go to Stacey in escidence. Stacy,
Speaker 4: what did you kill?
Speaker 14: Didn't kill anything? But we had some pain on our
Speaker 14: floorboards and the painter told me elbow grease would get
Speaker 14: it off. So I went to Bunny and looked for
Speaker 14: elbow grease, and I rang my husband, who's a trade
Speaker 14: from Bunny, to ask him. Instead of telling me, he
Speaker 14: sent me to the paint counter while he was on
Speaker 14: the phone. Guys, elbow grease.
Speaker 3: That's so good.
Speaker 4: That's the best. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: We want to know.
Speaker 3: Have you done? Laura?
Speaker 5: Someone suggested that I put sea sal on my plants,
Speaker 5: and I put sea salt on them and have nearly
Speaker 5: killed them all.
Speaker 3: So they are well, I'm sailing.
Speaker 5: I may have dehydrated them.
Speaker 3: You might end up killing the possums, Scott, I love salt.
Speaker 3: Are you're baiting?
Speaker 5: Think of that. I'm not baiting.
Speaker 4: Are you're baiting the problem?
Speaker 5: No, the possums have moved on because someone else.
Speaker 4: They have done. For baiting, I'm I'm telling you into
Speaker 4: the county.
Speaker 5: I found one the other day that had fallen into
Speaker 5: our courtyard and I put it in.
Speaker 4: A were you about to say barbecue a box?
Speaker 5: And I called the wildlife rescue people to return the possum.
Speaker 5: Does it have a black tail or a white tail?
Speaker 5: Then needed to decipher what type of possdim was, so
Speaker 5: I opened the box and it jumped a house like that,
Speaker 5: and then we had to try and get it back
Speaker 5: in the box again.
Speaker 4: So you chased it again? Poor thing's been through or not?
Speaker 3: Baby, It was in the.
Speaker 5: House and we rescued it. We talked to the wildlife rescue.
Speaker 4: You tell yourself, whatever helps you sleep and better.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I took it to the wildlife place, it
Speaker 5: attacked me.
Speaker 4: Can we get a welfare check on the possum place?
Speaker 5: The possum is fine, but I was worried because it
Speaker 5: was a baby, didn't have its mom.
Speaker 3: It's mom won't even that's what happened with mom.
Speaker 5: It had nothing to do with me. I think it
Speaker 5: fell out of the tree.
Speaker 3: Of course, that's what I say.
Speaker 5: I've rescued it.
Speaker 4: Save it for judge duty.
Speaker 5: I am an animal lovers. Each dog called a magpie
Speaker 5: the other day, though.
Speaker 4: Runs in the family savage.
Speaker 5: I also rescued that out of its mouth. Then I
Speaker 5: looked at the sausage dog and had a faceful feathers. Anyway,
Speaker 5: everyone lived and survived, possums and magpies included. Actually it
Speaker 5: was a pigeon, dirty pigeon, Lauren, I don't like birds.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the phones. Jess Infantry Gully morning, Jess,
Speaker 4: are you Lauren?
Speaker 6: Well, mum, So she's very sad as she makes a
Speaker 6: wise oil concentrate, so she both concentrates. Her bottle of
Speaker 6: was getting a little bit low, so she up again.
Speaker 6: Instead of topping it up with oil, she topped it
Speaker 6: up with.
Speaker 7: Round up.
Speaker 3: The weed killer.
Speaker 5: Round up the weed killer.
Speaker 3: That'll do it. Have you tried that for the possums?
Speaker 5: Stop it? I am an animal's lover. I would never
Speaker 5: heard a possum.
Speaker 4: You're a pigeon, not you specifically. It's more the weed
Speaker 4: killer or whatever on that.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I did know is it working.
Speaker 5: I only killed the plants by accident.
Speaker 4: When they rest when they came to pick up the rescue.
Speaker 5: Now I had to take it.
Speaker 4: Ah, you spent your own fuel. Just shake off the
Speaker 4: salt before you walked in with it.
Speaker 5: Well, we had to set the box up because it
Speaker 5: had already jumped out once the possum that we rescued,
Speaker 5: you see it. I put holes in it soa could
Speaker 5: breathe in the possum.
Speaker 4: Every day at eight o'clock, we'll give you a chance
Speaker 4: to win five thousand dollars if you want to have
Speaker 4: a crack. Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number.
Speaker 4: The choice is yours.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 4: You can take a very easy question for a cheeky
Speaker 4: fifty bucks. You can take a medium question for five hundred,
Speaker 4: or you can roll the dice and go today's hard
Speaker 4: question for five thousand dollars. All right, there's been.
Speaker 3: Some additions to the question list, and they a good one.
Speaker 3: There's some great getible Jase.
Speaker 5: I think it's gettible too.
Speaker 4: I think the five thousand dollars one is gettable. Right
Speaker 4: to the firs.
Speaker 5: All right, Jennifer in Rosebud, Good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning.
Speaker 4: How's Rosebud this time of the morning.
Speaker 16: It's looking pretty funny, excellent.
Speaker 5: It's actually sparkling out there.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful, beautiful, had a real revival to jen it's a.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good mini pup put there is it? Yeah, Cracker?
Speaker 4: All right, let's get down to business. Do you want
Speaker 4: to go the fifty dollars easy question, medium question for
Speaker 4: five hundred or we roll the dice and go for.
Speaker 14: Five k I'm going to go for the five hundred.
Speaker 8: Fine, five hundred dollars, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Jennifer. I'm going to read the question. You're going
Speaker 5: to get a little three to one countdown, but you
Speaker 5: have to answer within that time. Jace, do you want
Speaker 5: to play it so it doesn't throw her?
Speaker 4: Okay? All right, So this is what this is the count.
Speaker 4: You'll hear the question and then you'll have this time
Speaker 4: to answer.
Speaker 5: Three two one, okay, Okay, you have to answer over
Speaker 5: so it can be quick.
Speaker 16: All right, Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 5: Here we go, Jennifer.
Speaker 4: She's not looking around She's focused, isn't she?
Speaker 5: What year was the iPhone invented?
Speaker 4: What you what iPhone invented?
Speaker 7: Three?
Speaker 4: No, bloody idea, take your guess.
Speaker 5: What would you guess, Jennifer.
Speaker 12: Oh, no idea, think about it.
Speaker 14: The iPhone nineteen eighty something.
Speaker 5: Jesus, nineteen eighty the iPhone.
Speaker 4: I would nineteen ninety. Don't even think Steve had the
Speaker 4: skippy on back then. Two thousand and seven, Yeah, two
Speaker 4: thousand and seven. Actually thought that was that was gettable?
Speaker 5: Yeah me too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, shocker there from Jim question.
Speaker 5: No, I would have known that.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. You won't go away empty handed.
Speaker 4: I want chuck your turn the box to fill up
Speaker 4: on fuel and coffee at Shell Carl's Express.
Speaker 3: All right, awesome, thank you so much, No problem.
Speaker 4: Jennifer, god I remember getting the first iPhone, downloading the apps.
Speaker 5: It was so confusing. I didn't get it at all.
Speaker 4: To be fair, you still find it confusing.
Speaker 5: I liked the flip phone phone. Remember the ring tone,
Speaker 5: Hello Moto, Hello Moto. If you've seen the Herald Sun today,
Speaker 5: there is a story in there which might concern people
Speaker 5: who grew up in Melbourne because it is flushing back
Speaker 5: to yesteryear. Clint story running at the moment about Victoria
Speaker 5: potentially running out of gas. We're running out of a
Speaker 5: gas supply faster than forecast, warnings of short falls and
Speaker 5: extreme risks of outages over the next four years.
Speaker 4: If you're building now, you can have a gas star.
Speaker 3: Can you a new dwelling?
Speaker 4: I hate an induction?
Speaker 3: No time for induction.
Speaker 5: Well you better get used to it, because that's what
Speaker 5: everyone's going to be using the gas.
Speaker 3: The gas is strong, gas is great.
Speaker 4: More control over the chicken, catch a tour.
Speaker 3: Oh exactly. You don't want to be burning the struggle off.
Speaker 4: Tried doing a risotto with the induction. Good luck.
Speaker 5: Finish anyway, Well, you know what, you might need induction
Speaker 5: if we run out of gas. But it reminded me
Speaker 5: of back in nineteen ninety eight, Clint, you grew up
Speaker 5: in Melbourne, you would remember this like it was yesterday,
Speaker 5: and anyone who lived in this great city back then,
Speaker 5: there was a terrible incident at the Longford gas plant
Speaker 5: and we had there was an explosion and we had
Speaker 5: no gas in Melbourne. Was it for a week? Clint?
Speaker 3: I reckon it was about two weeks. A fortnight. No,
Speaker 3: He's nothing.
Speaker 5: If you had you couldn't call had a gas water system.
Speaker 4: Nothing gone.
Speaker 5: So we would fill up the butt. We would We
Speaker 5: had two kettles. I don't know why we had two kettles,
Speaker 5: or if we bought a second kettle for the occasion.
Speaker 5: Two kettles would fill them up. Mum would put all
Speaker 5: the big pots of water. We must have had electric
Speaker 5: cooking because we could. We could boil water on the
Speaker 5: stoves to kettles.
Speaker 4: Like did cheap kettles turn into like the toilet paper
Speaker 4: toilet paper? Yeah, And we get hands.
Speaker 5: On and you'd fill up the bath with as much
Speaker 5: boiling water as you could and then put some cold
Speaker 5: water in it just to make it palatable to get in.
Speaker 5: And then I'd have a quick bath and then I'd
Speaker 5: get out, and then my brother would get.
Speaker 4: In same water.
Speaker 3: Well, you'd have to shocking.
Speaker 5: We no pea policy, or I think he might have
Speaker 5: braved the cold showers for a bit. And my dad's
Speaker 5: office had electric water and people would lie them up
Speaker 5: in there to just have and if you were going
Speaker 5: to the office us that you were like five second
Speaker 5: rints in and out for the next place.
Speaker 4: Any cafes or anything running off gas stoves.
Speaker 3: Nothing I couldn't operate. I think we punched holes in
Speaker 3: the bottom of the bucket and made a makeshift.
Speaker 5: A lot of people were doing that sort.
Speaker 3: Of microwaves weeks seriously, like some homes started to come
Speaker 3: on near gradually. But you're right, you're bunny hopping around
Speaker 3: to various friends and neighbors who had a yeah, heating
Speaker 3: and all the rest of it.
Speaker 5: Twenty time thirteen, twenty fourteen. If you did go to
Speaker 5: extreme measures during that time, But Jace, you have three kids,
Speaker 5: how would you cope with five of you in the
Speaker 5: house if you didn't have hot water or cooking. There
Speaker 5: was no Ubertes by the way, You couldn't just get
Speaker 5: things to live.
Speaker 3: It did.
Speaker 4: When the water went out in our suburb, this was
Speaker 4: a couple of years back, and I had to bath.
Speaker 4: It would have been hardie. He would have been a
Speaker 4: baby at this point. I need to bathing. But we
Speaker 4: couldn't have there was no water. We had no water.
Speaker 5: But the water just fully went out if.
Speaker 4: Water fully went out, but we had a carton of
Speaker 4: sparkling water in the garage. Bathed him in sparkling water.
Speaker 4: It was it fun felt very boogie.
Speaker 5: Did put did you heat it in the microphone? You
Speaker 5: only did you heat it in the microwave?
Speaker 4: Heating it up in the microwave. Did a couple of
Speaker 4: bottles in the microwave and then some normal bottles, And
Speaker 4: it looked like I was making a giant punch.
Speaker 5: So he's a baby. Imagine that for two weeks.
Speaker 3: Below for out as well.
Speaker 5: Did the microwave knock the bubbles out of it a
Speaker 5: little bit?
Speaker 4: A little bit? Yeah, it's barkling water, very boogy.
Speaker 5: It was such a wild time. I'll never forget. Like,
Speaker 5: at one point, I think my parents are like, why
Speaker 5: don't you to just jump in the bath together? I
Speaker 5: was like twelve, that was not an option.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to. I used to bath. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: I used to be in the bathroom. Missistery be in
Speaker 4: the shower in the same room. How old were I
Speaker 4: would have been like five.
Speaker 5: Of five, I'll tell the truth, were fifteen.
Speaker 4: Fifteen.
Speaker 5: I'm not buying. I couldn't even Sammoth thought of being
Speaker 5: anywhere near the side of the house if my brother
Speaker 5: was in the bathroot.
Speaker 4: Sel some Bluefi thirteen to twenty four ten Suburban Survival,
Speaker 4: How'd you get through that? Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: We are talking suburban survival.
Speaker 5: We are because there is a story in the paper
Speaker 5: today about toy running out of gas and Clinton and
Speaker 5: I were just having a little walk down memory lane
Speaker 5: to nineteen ninety eight when Victoria had that terrible gas
Speaker 5: crisis after an incident out of the gas plant. We
Speaker 5: had no gas for like two weeks, and parents were
Speaker 5: trying to make kids bath together, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm not getting in a bus.
Speaker 3: Run all right.
Speaker 4: Turban survival thirteen, twenty four ten, how have you survived
Speaker 4: in the suburbs.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the phones. Let's get to d in
Speaker 3: McKinnon morning. D hope you will now, But take us
Speaker 3: back to when it was a bit of a crisis
Speaker 3: with the showering.
Speaker 17: Yes, morning guys. So we u saw a campaign quite
Speaker 17: a bit and my dad for some reason got a
Speaker 17: shower host fitted to the bonnet of his car. Smart engine.
Speaker 17: Then you could connect a hose and heat the water.
Speaker 17: So he then set up camping tarts in our front yard,
Speaker 17: so all the neighbors were coming to have a hot
Speaker 17: showers from his car.
Speaker 5: Basically did he start charging people for he could have
Speaker 5: had a decent side business there.
Speaker 4: So do you have to have the engine running to
Speaker 4: the engine?
Speaker 3: Engine?
Speaker 4: That's what I said.
Speaker 5: It's engine, engine, engine.
Speaker 4: I'm saying engine. Did he have the engine running to
Speaker 4: heat up the what was every I'm packing their tongue
Speaker 4: and laughing.
Speaker 5: Did he have to have the engine running to make
Speaker 5: the water hut?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Correct, Yeah, that isn't the same thing I said.
Speaker 5: Engine. Let's go to Rosie in Cranbourne. It was a
Speaker 5: terrible time nineteen ninety eight we had the gas shortage.
Speaker 4: What do you got for us, Rosie.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 16: At the time I was an apprentice chef and we
Speaker 16: were such a busy venue, adding very good old.
Speaker 5: On the corner.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 16: Yeah, we were lucky enough but that our owner was
Speaker 16: able to secure us some large gas bottles, so we
Speaker 16: still operated on a very limited menu, but we had
Speaker 16: to set up barbecues outside in the back courtyard.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was.
Speaker 16: We were so flat out with orders because you know,
Speaker 16: so many people over that side.
Speaker 5: You couldn't cook, couldn't cook. It was so bad. You
Speaker 5: couldn't put most because most people had gast You couldn't
Speaker 5: cook anything.
Speaker 3: You couldn't showers or nothing.
Speaker 5: All walking around like these hungry festive people showers.
Speaker 4: Blows my mind. That has never been invented? Talk right,
Speaker 4: does my absolute headed Wait?
Speaker 5: Just think about it? Do you want to invent it?
Speaker 5: Because someone else might?
Speaker 3: We're on shark tank right now.
Speaker 5: What have you got for us?
Speaker 4: You know, when you're cooking the barbecue, You've got everyone
Speaker 4: over and you're like, I'm going to run the Gautlet
Speaker 4: have I got enough gas? And you pick up the
Speaker 4: gas bottle. You haven't heard the pitch yet. You pick
Speaker 4: up the gas bottle and you're sort of like lifting
Speaker 4: it to go as it heavy? As it light? Well,
Speaker 4: I've seen surely there should be a gauge on there.
Speaker 5: Surely do that. And I'm like, well, how do you
Speaker 5: not know?
Speaker 4: How can you lighter? It's a lot lighter.
Speaker 5: You literally just pick it up and weigh it yourself. Yes,
Speaker 5: well that's a ridiculous system.
Speaker 4: Who would like to invest?
Speaker 5: Someone else before you, much smart than you, has already
Speaker 5: thought of that.
Speaker 4: I'm sure surely like it blows my mind. Every time
Speaker 4: someone's around, I'm like, will we cook the steaks in time?
Speaker 4: Let's run the go?
Speaker 5: What's the plant? And then what you just have to
Speaker 5: run down to the service station.
Speaker 3: To be give a new one.
Speaker 4: Yep, because only bougie people have spare gash money high roller,
Speaker 4: absolute high roller.
Speaker 5: And then to you exchange it?
Speaker 4: Do? Yeah?
Speaker 5: And what does it cost to get I've never done
Speaker 5: the barbecue game. No, but then you obviously exchange an
Speaker 5: empty one for full one, and what does it cost?
Speaker 4: You know what you should do?
Speaker 5: It's not free.
Speaker 4: Start with a soda stream soda stream replacement and work
Speaker 4: your way up. That's disappointing. You're on over one hundred. Sorry,
Speaker 4: I just I thought we cracked a gold mine. I
Speaker 4: thought we're on here. Guys well are saying, surely someone's
Speaker 4: come up with some sort of device to measure how
Speaker 4: much gas.
Speaker 3: Is any gas?
Speaker 5: And I said, surely they have.
Speaker 3: Yep, they do all over the Bunnings for twenty years.
Speaker 3: A hack you can fill a large bucket with warm water.
Speaker 3: Gently pour the water down on the side of the
Speaker 3: gas bottle, feel the temperature, carefully feel the gas bottle
Speaker 3: from the bottom up.
Speaker 5: That's way too hard.
Speaker 4: Sorry, man, I've already been to shell Carle's Express and
Speaker 4: swap my gas bottles in the time of your Kettle's ball. Hey,
Speaker 4: I want to get your thoughts on something that happened
Speaker 4: at our place the other day. See we sit on
Speaker 4: this one. We were going out for lunch. Lu and
Speaker 4: I and we got a babysitter around to watch our
Speaker 4: two year old Archie. Book the baby setter for eleven o'clock.
Speaker 4: I thought, get a head start on lunch. Now he
Speaker 4: goes down for a sleep. At between eleven and eleven thirty,
Speaker 4: babysitter arrives. I put the baby down to sleep.
Speaker 5: That's an easy gig for the babysitter.
Speaker 4: Exactly, that's netflix nothing, nothing, just getting paid to sit
Speaker 4: there and watch. My wife asked her if she wouldn't
Speaker 4: mind building a flat pack cabinet.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's so far what I get domestic household
Speaker 5: duties like empty the maybe felt the laundry exactly.
Speaker 3: Not Now big is the flat pack? Like?
Speaker 4: It's only it was only a small little bookshelf. No,
Speaker 4: you could see the look of fear go over the baby.
Speaker 5: See the babysitter say, hey, guys, is there anything I
Speaker 5: can do to help around the house? What can I do?
Speaker 5: Give me a you know? Or did Lou just go hi,
Speaker 5: thank god you're here.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, she did say she goes anything need doing? And
Speaker 4: Lou literally held up an Allen Caeme was like, well,
Speaker 4: if you have time and you're confident, would you mind
Speaker 4: building this flat pack?
Speaker 5: Because, to be honest, I don't even have kids, but
Speaker 5: I would book a babysitter and say, oh, the baby's
Speaker 5: already asleep. Would you mind doing these flat packs for me?
Speaker 4: There's no baby, no.
Speaker 5: Baby, there's no nurse.
Speaker 3: Did she do it?
Speaker 5: He's fifteen dollars an hour.
Speaker 4: I could see the look of panic, and I stepped
Speaker 4: in and I said, well, I knew what was going
Speaker 4: to happen. I would come home and there'd be bits everywhere,
Speaker 4: and then I would have to be done. And I'm
Speaker 4: not Don't get me wrong, I'm not great with flat
Speaker 4: pack at the best of times. But having to take
Speaker 4: over a flat pack that's half is an absolute.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, because everyone's got the pieces in their.
Speaker 4: Only exactly exactly.
Speaker 5: Once you start a flat pack, you are responsible to
Speaker 5: finish it in a week. How long were you going
Speaker 5: out for?
Speaker 4: Only two hours?
Speaker 5: Well that's not enough time.
Speaker 3: You need a whole day for that.
Speaker 4: Well, in the past I've done air tasker. Lauren put
Speaker 4: me on the.
Speaker 5: Air task always air tasker for flat there's flat pack
Speaker 5: experts on there and they love it when they get
Speaker 5: paid building lego.
Speaker 4: I know, I know, but that's what I thought. I
Speaker 4: found this young kid who said he's a flat pack expert,
Speaker 4: and I bought from Aldie special by a desk and
Speaker 4: a filing cabinet, and he was there for eight and
Speaker 4: a half hours and his dad had to come around
Speaker 4: and help him. I end up cooking them dinner out
Speaker 4: of guilt. I paid them more than I paid for
Speaker 4: the furniture I got from Albi.
Speaker 5: Did you read his reviews and everyone else that he's
Speaker 5: been great? It was just your house.
Speaker 4: He was strong in the gardening area.
Speaker 5: Well why did you get him as a flat pack expert?
Speaker 4: He was cheap pick shout out heading along to the
Speaker 4: g tonight, Saints VI, the Pies come on in Collingwood.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think the Pies have this one.
Speaker 4: We are due for a win.
Speaker 5: At the start of the season can often be a
Speaker 5: bit rocky. Round three this is yours, Collingwood.
Speaker 4: See, the stadiums have gotten into a bit of.
Speaker 5: A war, you know, because everyone's been criticizing the MCG
Speaker 5: for the food prices going up again. I feel like
Speaker 5: we have the same conversation every year, and so Marvel
Speaker 5: have put their prices. They've been brought to a screeching hole.
Speaker 3: Do you know who manages Marvel? Who the AFL? They
Speaker 3: own it? Oh, so it's really the a f L
Speaker 3: versus the MCC.
Speaker 4: So what's so as a pie the same price at
Speaker 4: both stadiums?
Speaker 3: Now or so a pie is cheaper at Marvel cheap pies.
Speaker 4: Rat coffins.
Speaker 5: Wow, the AFL owned Marvel Stadium entirely. Oh yep, I
Speaker 5: didn't realize they're investing in real estate. You know what
Speaker 5: do they earn any of the other stadiums?
Speaker 4: Well on that the stadium menu. I know I've pitched
Speaker 4: this before, but I'd really love it's Look at the
Speaker 4: edible hot chip cup that we had in the nineties.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they had them at Werriby Mansion when I was
Speaker 5: a kid. I remember we had hot chips in like
Speaker 5: it was like a waffle.
Speaker 4: Cone, almost savory than sweet.
Speaker 5: And my brother was eating hot chips and he got
Speaker 5: chased by a peacock, right and while he was trying
Speaker 5: to finish his container because he didn't want to give
Speaker 5: it to the peacock, and he was running around with
Speaker 5: the grounds of where if your mansion being chased by
Speaker 5: his peacock, and he just was not going to let
Speaker 5: the peacock have it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't either, but yeah. But my issue with it
Speaker 3: is when you add a condiment.
Speaker 4: There's salt and sauce in there, but it's a savory wafer.
Speaker 4: It's not sweet, right, and it's not sweet. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: it's like a savory wafer because otherwise a minute you.
Speaker 5: Say savory was savory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like a bit of dead horse and
Speaker 3: it's no.
Speaker 5: Honestly, someone will be doing them somewhere. It'll be on
Speaker 5: that Gordon Ramsey food show coming out innovation.
Speaker 9: You know what.
Speaker 4: Let's into it. I would like to roll that out
Speaker 4: at the j Place. Good luck to the prize tonight less.
Speaker 5: Rubbish, I'm into it. I love a good wedding. Everyone
Speaker 5: loves a wedding. Everyone loves a love story.
Speaker 4: I find I find it goes through patches in your life,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Like there's a big wedding marriage,
Speaker 4: but you get vide to a lot of weddings and
Speaker 4: there's a new create is a wedding.
Speaker 3: But I do love a good wedding.
Speaker 5: I love a good wedding. I love a good love story,
Speaker 5: but you know it's in vogue at the moment. Divorces.
Speaker 5: Divorces are huge. A lot of people get divorced. Forty
Speaker 5: eight percent of marriages here in Australia.
Speaker 3: Forty serious.
Speaker 5: I just read that somewhere. Let me just quickly. Divorces
Speaker 5: in Australia. It has remained around this percentage in recent years,
Speaker 5: shifting slightly high to forty eight percent. That was twenty
Speaker 5: twenty one COVID.
Speaker 4: Oh, murders would have.
Speaker 5: Been up to no, no, I could leave the house.
Speaker 3: Divorce, so it's on trend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, divorce is a huge, and ladies, listen up if
Speaker 5: your marriage is on the rocks. M Rata supermodel, you
Speaker 5: know she was in them.
Speaker 3: Only just figured out that Emily Ratakowski.
Speaker 5: Was. To me, it was always same person she she
Speaker 5: was in the Blurred Lines film clip. She remember that
Speaker 5: clip of her being pressed up against the cart passion
Speaker 5: Harry Styles recently, that's right against the van.
Speaker 3: That was very sexy. Was that was that was bordering
Speaker 3: on too sexy.
Speaker 5: Didn't know what she did? Shut it all?
Speaker 3: Where is that dump?
Speaker 5: A little moment of love with Harry Styles? Anyway, Not
Speaker 5: surprisingly she's getting.
Speaker 4: A divorce, not from Harry.
Speaker 5: They were never married. She was married to Sebastian Bear McLeod.
Speaker 5: She had this amazing engagement ring that went viral because
Speaker 5: it was like two It was like a pair diamond
Speaker 5: and a square diamond and they were pressed. They were
Speaker 5: sort of put together in this beautiful, unique style. Anyway,
Speaker 5: she is getting a divorce and she has posted a
Speaker 5: picture of her two brand new rings. One is the pair,
Speaker 5: one is the square, saying these rings represent my own
Speaker 5: personal evolution. I don't think a woman on the square,
Speaker 5: the pair and the square. I don't think a woman
Speaker 5: should be stripped of her diamonds just because she is
Speaker 5: losing a man.
Speaker 3: What are you doing with them? Otherwise hand him back?
Speaker 3: You don't?
Speaker 4: People some people I think depending on the time period
Speaker 4: the marriage, like if it's six months.
Speaker 5: I think, depending on the situation, Yeah, he's run off
Speaker 5: with his secretary hand getting no diamonds back?
Speaker 4: Though, Did you keep yours?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 4: Yeah? You do? You good? I wouldn't be passed.
Speaker 5: I deserved them. I got rid of on Quitchmard, but
Speaker 5: I kept them momentarily because throwing off the side of
Speaker 5: a boat.
Speaker 4: Kept the diamonds.
Speaker 5: Wast love it. So a lot of people are doing this,
Speaker 5: They're getting their jewelry repurposed into other pieces. How would
Speaker 5: you feel if you if you met a woman who
Speaker 5: was wearing a beautiful ring and he said what's that
Speaker 5: and they said, it's my old engagement ring.
Speaker 4: I would have a problem if it was still in
Speaker 4: a ring forma exactly maybe a no stud you know,
Speaker 4: like I just that.
Speaker 5: No stud, that's from yeah, I just I'm studying thereangler.
Speaker 4: I just yeah, I would have an issue with it
Speaker 4: if it was in like still.
Speaker 3: In ring form, right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 17: Did you?
Speaker 4: Because you know the other big thing? Did you ever
Speaker 4: throw a divorce party?
Speaker 5: No, but a lot of people are doing that. It's
Speaker 5: like a reverse Hen's party.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well I think everyone that went to the wedding, yeah,
Speaker 4: they leave with the gifts.
Speaker 3: Yeah ah strong.
Speaker 5: No, I can't give my Provodien voucher back. I've already
Speaker 5: made the chicken catch a tory. It's too late. You're
Speaker 5: a free meal at my wedding.
Speaker 3: Really enjoying that air brih.
Speaker 5: The divorced parties are also a big thing. I'm telling you.
Speaker 5: Divorce InVogue forty eight percent, that's huge.
Speaker 4: Hear that. That's good.
Speaker 5: Number dropped since COVID.
Speaker 3: That cos that's a Jane on our show produce. She's
Speaker 3: she's our residence celebrated.
Speaker 4: How many weddings have you done now? I have done
Speaker 4: seventy and none of them have been divorced. You're quite
Speaker 4: in the game.
Speaker 5: Give it a year, none of them. You've got one
Speaker 5: hundred percent strike.
Speaker 4: Yes, my strike rate is one hundred percent. Is that
Speaker 4: something you advertise on your website or you.
Speaker 5: Can't do I would one hundred percent strike rate. You're
Speaker 5: not a surgeon. Even then, they don't do that.
Speaker 4: The couples ask you, like when they sit down and
Speaker 4: meet with you, do they go or all the other
Speaker 4: couple with you? Yeah, And I say it's like no win,
Speaker 4: no fee.
Speaker 10: If you get a divorce, I'll refund you.
Speaker 4: Really, that's good. You know what I'm applying for ref
Speaker 4: It's like Slater and Gordon.
Speaker 5: Lauren feeling good one hundred Jason Lauren, Well, go on socials.
Speaker 3: M h.