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Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.

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Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren.

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Speaker 3: You're on.

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Speaker 4: Well, good morning Melbourne and happy Ferrada e. Good morning

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Speaker 4: morning everyone. Caresley is in the house. Good morning. Well

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Speaker 4: I saw you was us up? I was sued up

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Speaker 4: last night at Golamor on the grid.

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Speaker 5: It's nice night, actually was it? My social media feed

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Speaker 5: was full of glamorous outfits.

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Speaker 4: Run me through. This is for people who don't know.

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Speaker 4: They do a little event in the pits.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, on the pits Albert Park like track.

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Speaker 5: So it's like an opening party.

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Speaker 3: It's been described. I don't get this because you're in

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Speaker 3: a Harry the Higher Tent the met Gala for Melbourne.

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Speaker 5: Well, well I don't think it's it's not the same concept,

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Speaker 5: not quite there. But it's saying it's like the biggest

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Speaker 5: fashion events on the Australian calendar.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I've got some inside gos from from the event,

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Speaker 3: which I'm bringing you later.

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Speaker 5: This Morning's pretty fancy.

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Speaker 4: More importantly, or derbs Aaroncini.

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Speaker 3: No Aranchini, A lot of fish what yeah, like kingfish,

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Speaker 3: So that's sort of set up. I would have loved

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Speaker 3: a sausage roll.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like a skinny menu.

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Speaker 5: Do you think they're serving sausage rolls at the met gala?

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Speaker 3: You know what they should?

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Speaker 4: You know exactly what about on the way out, On

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Speaker 4: the way out, a little sausage roll wouldn't hurt.

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Speaker 5: Well, you can just swing past seven eleven and grab one.

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Speaker 3: On the way Jumbo sausage rolls, very.

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Speaker 4: Strong travelers, a little rat coffin.

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Speaker 5: So the travelers, aren't they like? So you can eat

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Speaker 5: them in the packet and you don't get the crumbs

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Speaker 5: all over you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why they call the travel Yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I was very disciplined last night, though. It's like,

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Speaker 3: come on Stays Day, all the usual culprits.

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Speaker 4: Who is there?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm going to go. I'm only in week two.

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Speaker 4: Hang on, mother, Teresa. You make it sound like you

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Speaker 4: know the good christ time.

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Speaker 3: I get hurt about eleven? Yeah? Eleven?

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Speaker 4: What time you start?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 3: Eight? I was in bed by Yeah, I saw, I

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Speaker 3: saw one of your friends was off to the glamor

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Speaker 3: on the grid and you're in your in your tracky day.

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Speaker 5: My best friend Lucy and my brother and sister in

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Speaker 5: Laura helped them all get ready and sent them on

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Speaker 5: their way while I looked after the baby momentarily.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, how was babysitting.

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Speaker 5: I had a champagne with them though, because you know.

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Speaker 4: Fom the baby said was boozed.

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Speaker 5: Awesome, baby in one hand champagne and the other.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how our moms did. We turned out.

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Speaker 4: No, you're that's rookie. That's rookie. You need one of

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Speaker 4: those hats that I've got that holds the two cups

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Speaker 4: with a straw, then you can change them at the

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Speaker 4: same time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just don't.

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Speaker 5: Tilt your head too far forward or some might spill

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Speaker 5: on them.

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Speaker 4: It's good to share.

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Speaker 5: Teach everyone looks. Everyone looked great.

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Speaker 4: Tops are thirty one today. It is a chilly eleven degrees.

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Speaker 5: At tops of twenty one today.

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Speaker 4: That font's got to change.

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Speaker 5: We've got to get these temperature screens fixed.

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Speaker 4: Can I get some bifocals place.

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Speaker 5: Tops of twenty one? You got me excited when.

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Speaker 4: You said when you squint.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, don't go home and change your outfit into hot

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Speaker 5: pants and a single.

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Speaker 4: You know the weather screen is here and nover like

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Speaker 4: those old artwork where you've got a squint, magic guy,

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Speaker 4: magic guy and then Boom jumps out at you.

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Speaker 5: I could never do those.

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Speaker 4: Harmon bridge from is amazing.

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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, let me take you to Japan. I love Japan,

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Speaker 5: beautiful country. I don't know much about their political landscape though,

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Speaker 5: but a scandal has come out involving the ruling party

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Speaker 5: and some scantily clad dances. That's right, it's emerged the

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Speaker 5: Liberals Democratic Party, which has the majority over there through

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Speaker 5: an event. And this is how it's written. You know how.

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Speaker 5: The Japanese are very polite. The way they would at

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Speaker 5: the event. Women wore revealing underwear and sat on the

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Speaker 5: lapse of members of parliament, with men throwing money at

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Speaker 5: the dances. They also used their lips to receive banknotes

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Speaker 5: hanging from the man the mouths of the men in attendance. Okay,

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Speaker 5: this is the best. One of the organizers later sought

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Speaker 5: to defend the event by saying that the presence of

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Speaker 5: the go go dancers were intended to ensure diversity. However,

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Speaker 5: the excitement that insured, particularly towards the end of the

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Speaker 5: social gathering, exceeded my expectations. Basically, they threw a party

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Speaker 5: that adult dancers and it got out of control. They

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Speaker 5: are citing and go go dancers just not wearing much clothes.

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Speaker 4: I'm uncomfortable in strip clubs.

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Speaker 5: I think are they called strip clubs? I don't think

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Speaker 5: so anymore? Adults dancers?

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Speaker 4: And it was with a bunch of people from radio.

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Speaker 4: How sad is this over there? If you would like

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Speaker 4: a lap dance, you pay for the song, right, So.

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Speaker 3: It might be like questing a song.

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Speaker 4: No no, no, so it might be like fifty dollars. But

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Speaker 4: the lap dance is the length of the song.

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Speaker 5: So what's that meat lofe song that has ninety It.

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Speaker 4: Was so sad because I was there with radio people,

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Speaker 4: so they all knew how long would go. So a

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Speaker 4: long song would start and you watch them all go

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Speaker 4: I'm going to dance.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 5: No one would be picking that Amy Sharks absolutely, yeah.

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Speaker 4: At fifty eight you barely got your money out, like

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Speaker 4: and it's over.

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Speaker 3: Jez knew what he was doing.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely thirteen twenty four to ten. If you have a

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Speaker 4: stripper story, an adult adult dancing yarn, all right, we'll

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Speaker 4: go with that. I I'll tell you about what happened

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Speaker 4: on my bucks did night at the airport.

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Speaker 3: Well, you you've got a lap dance at the airport.

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Speaker 4: So I was living in Brisbane at the time. I

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Speaker 4: was flying down to Sydney to see the lads. Was

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Speaker 4: two o'clock on a Saturday afternoon and I've flown in

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Speaker 4: wearing like my one collar shirt, jeans, ready to go right,

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Speaker 4: and they said, look, we're just going to pick you

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Speaker 4: out from the airport.

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Speaker 5: Had you already straightened your hair? Do you have a

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Speaker 5: hat on?

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Speaker 4: No, pre pre straightened. It's two o'clock. I'm outside Quantas.

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Speaker 4: There's families like line up next to me at the

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Speaker 4: pickup bay, and then I hear do it. A stretch

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Speaker 4: hummer comes rolling into the airport, which is embarrassing enough.

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Speaker 4: And then a girl gets out oh with.

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Speaker 5: A whip oh at the airport at the airport.

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Speaker 4: In the pickup zone in front of families, points at me,

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Speaker 4: does the whip and tells me to get the in

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Speaker 4: the car. At two o'clock in the afternoon, so I'm

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Speaker 4: holding my overnight pag. I get in the stretch hummer.

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Speaker 4: They're all like four sheets to the wind.

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Speaker 5: So they're like, what did you have a backpack on?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 4: I had like a little overnight looking my wheel. So

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Speaker 4: I get in the hummer. Everyone's trolleyed in the car, right,

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Speaker 4: this is two o'clock in the.

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Speaker 5: Afternoon, because they've been going since ten am. They what

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Speaker 5: were you thinking flying down at two o'clock? Of course

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Speaker 5: they're don't get started on the breakfast cocktails.

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Speaker 4: That's when she got me to lie on the floor

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Speaker 4: of the hummer.

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Speaker 5: And as we're leaving this this story appropriate to tell you,

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Speaker 5: and that's.

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Speaker 4: Fine, she gets me to lay on the floor of

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Speaker 4: the strip hummer and then pulls out a little vial

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Speaker 4: of liquid.

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Speaker 5: What are you sure this story is appropriate? You already

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Speaker 5: got the dump button ready to go. What we've only

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Speaker 5: just started here, don't get us fired.

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Speaker 4: She has this little bit of liquid and sprays it

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Speaker 4: over me, right down my pants, and then pulls out

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Speaker 4: a match. Drops the match. Now keep mind the car

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Speaker 4: is moving. My pants go up in flames, and then

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Speaker 4: she quickly pats them out and goes. And that was

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Speaker 4: her party trick.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe you weren't wearing a seatbelt.

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Speaker 4: You running the cast outs, cheering, and I'm laying on

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Speaker 4: the ground with singed pans, hang on, completely completely sober.

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Speaker 5: What was in the vial of liquid?

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Speaker 4: Well, obviously something flammable.

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Speaker 5: That's not normal. You can't be setting people on the fire.

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Speaker 4: And then what was yeah, well like a burn my

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Speaker 4: jeans a little bit and everyone was cheering. I haven't

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Speaker 4: even had the jocks off, big yeah. And the worst

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Speaker 4: bit was you.

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Speaker 5: Wouldn't want to sing it.

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Speaker 4: Get to this free wedding, Sydney CBD. It's now three

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Speaker 4: pm and obviously.

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Speaker 5: He's not acknowledging me, is he Clint?

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Speaker 4: She didn't burn my willy, but it got to three

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Speaker 4: o'clock we had to let her out in the city

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Speaker 4: because the tower was up.

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Speaker 5: She was off to burn somebody else.

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Speaker 3: Did you get out? That's wild?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never heard of such a thing. If my

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Speaker 5: husband came back from his Bucks party and was like,

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Speaker 5: you'll never guess what an adult dancer step me on fire?

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Speaker 4: Thirteen, twenty four ten. The bar has been.

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Speaker 5: Set Oh that's what you're calling it. The bar has

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Speaker 5: been set on fire?

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Speaker 4: Do you have an adult dancer tail? Not a strip

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Speaker 4: of story?

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Speaker 5: They sinjured?

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Speaker 3: E two done?

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Speaker 5: Isn't that what Bronterry calls.

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Speaker 4: Thurday twenty fourteen. In return, I'll give you two hundred

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Speaker 4: bucks to fill up on fuel and coffee at Shell

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Speaker 4: call's express. The adult dancer at my Bucks can highly

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Speaker 4: recommend the fuel there at shell thirty ninety fourteen.

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Speaker 5: That's not funny.

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Speaker 4: Join us on the year thirteen twenty fourteen, what is

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Speaker 4: your adult dancer story?

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Speaker 5: Well done, Jase, Thank you adult dancers. They've got into

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Speaker 5: trouble in Japan in the parliament never been. They referred

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Speaker 5: to them as go go dancers who accepted money in

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Speaker 5: their mouth and their nickers.

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Speaker 4: I've just got a message from a friend and with

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Speaker 4: a story about a Gerbil, but I'm not sure if

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Speaker 4: it's true or appropriate. Thirteen fourteen.

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Speaker 3: They don't dance.

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Speaker 4: Let's spends the club? Scott, what's your story?

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Speaker 8: Was my twenty first birthday?

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Speaker 9: Had a Frank Tanner having a few drinks, having a

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Speaker 9: good time.

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Speaker 7: Friends get an adult answer?

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Speaker 4: Yep.

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Speaker 7: They tied me to a chair, blindfold me, lift my

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Speaker 7: shirt up and my pants shaving cream, set me on fire.

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Speaker 3: You got burnt too?

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Speaker 5: What is going? Do we not be setting people on fire?

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Speaker 7: It wasn't any better. It was on video and my

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Speaker 7: partner at the time was watching Make It set a

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Speaker 7: light on fire?

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Speaker 4: The fire?

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Speaker 5: It doesn't have my book.

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Speaker 4: It's like when parents they don't run with scissors, don't

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Speaker 3: Yes, there it is.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we're talking adult entertainment.

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Speaker 4: That's the one.

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Speaker 5: That's what we're talking. We're not all adult entertainment, adult professional.

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Speaker 4: Is it true you got someone kicked out of my pop.

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Speaker 3: It's otherwise known as baby Cats.

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Speaker 5: Oh it's Melbourne once, just around the corner.

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Speaker 3: I walked in and I took like five steps inside

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Speaker 4: I was doing a story.

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Speaker 3: And the guy goes, oh, can I get a selfie?

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Speaker 3: And I just I didn't realize what the etiquette was,

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Speaker 3: They were like, no photos, mate, Chelsea Camp. It wasn't me.

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Speaker 5: You know, you can't be do anything. You're not allowed

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Speaker 4: Is every man for himself in there.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, Remember I was staying.

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Speaker 4: Night.

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Speaker 3: There were more women there than men.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Laura, that's what you dabbled in the World of

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Speaker 4: Stripping two.

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Speaker 5: Well, I didn't, but I was living with a friend

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Speaker 5: I didn't know there was two of us working today,

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Speaker 5: And I was like, who are you? And she was

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Speaker 5: just lived there and was in my tower getting out

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Speaker 4: Right. A competitive market, I imagine, Oh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. If you were getting paid to

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Speaker 5: else splin the tips.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, So do you go split the tips? How

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Speaker 4: did it work? Or did you just let her happen?

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Speaker 5: I put my clothes on very quickly and climbed out

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Speaker 4: Like the opposite of what she was doing. Third e

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Elwood Millie. Good morning morning. What happened?

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Speaker 10: So I would have been about seven or eight, and

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Speaker 10: we were having like a massive like I've got a

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Speaker 10: massive family, right, And it would have been about twenty

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Speaker 10: five like girls dressed with whips and like a big

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Speaker 10: speaker ready to get it on.

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Speaker 4: It's the big speakers. It did give aways, and it took.

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Speaker 10: Them like a good minute and a half to kind

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Speaker 10: of realize, like walking up the whole driveway to realize

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Speaker 5: Oh and they turned up with all the kids sitting

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Speaker 5: on the floor having family.

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Speaker 4: The parcel here.

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Speaker 5: No wow, say all right, James from cranberr and good morning.

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Speaker 5: I believe a dancer caused an injury.

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Speaker 2: Love to but.

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Speaker 7: Welcome back guys. But yeah, I was about sixteen or

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Speaker 7: seventeen years old and I was at one of a

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Speaker 7: family friends like my brother's best mate bucks party. I

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Speaker 7: want to drink responsibly. We had he had an adult

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Speaker 7: dancer and he had stretcherr earings like big ones because

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Speaker 7: he like whatever. The adult dancer was giving him a

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Speaker 7: lap dance. And as she's gone to put her leg

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Speaker 7: over his head, no high heel has gone through his ears.

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Speaker 7: No no, yeah, vomited instantly, So my brothers mate need

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Speaker 7: to call me chucky.

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Speaker 4: So he's covered in blood and vomit.

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Speaker 7: I vomited on dad.

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Speaker 2: Right, thank you, fashion police.

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Speaker 5: I was just looking up the schedule for today. Hit

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Speaker 5: me so well, there's the Porsche Carrera Cup. But then

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Speaker 5: there's something called the Ford Supervan.

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Speaker 3: The supervans, which I've never heard of. The supervan.

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Speaker 5: I've never heard of people racing vuns before. The Superman

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Speaker 5: looked them up up and they're actually racing valves. It's

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Speaker 3: We should take the Casanova.

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Speaker 5: Look they actually race varnds.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, like a mum's burnout contest in the van.

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Speaker 5: They got four kids in that. Absolutely wow, I've never

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Speaker 5: seen that. Is that a new thing?

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Speaker 4: Do they do a fly over today Sunday? I love

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Speaker 4: a flyover?

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Speaker 3: They smoke, they do the yeah?

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Speaker 5: Is that the roulette the ones that do all the

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Speaker 3: The big couny plane as well, the contest plant.

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Speaker 5: But the Formula one we said before, the F one cars,

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Speaker 4: Right question question passengers on board the contest.

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Speaker 3: I think so, I don't think you going to put

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Speaker 5: I don't think they do the contest plane anymore, do they?

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Speaker 4: Because I don't think it used to fly very low.

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Speaker 3: Very very low eight they usually yeah, got it involved.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, clear the airspace the big boys coming from anyway?

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Speaker 3: Last night, would you say Glamor on the Glamour on

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Speaker 3: the grid Melbourne Nights, Well, one of Melbourne's night of

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Speaker 3: Nights Melbourne was dazzling. It's very elaborate. There are some big,

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Speaker 5: So this is the opening night party and it's on

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, in pit lane basically in the panic.

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Speaker 4: Alright, let's go through a couple Okay, Well.

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Speaker 3: First almost there's a lot of high danger there because

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Speaker 3: walking around I was stepping on all these lavish dresses.

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Speaker 3: There was one lady who had was covered in black feathers,

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Speaker 3: and the feathers went like an ostrich like Ozzie Ostrich.

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Speaker 5: There's nothing worse than wearing one of those long dresses

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Speaker 5: with a train and you're just walking, minding your own business,

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Speaker 5: sudden you get is it really the.

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Speaker 3: Place for him?

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Speaker 4: You need to be holding it? No trains, you know

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Speaker 4: what you got train, you got a chain. You take

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Speaker 5: Oh you imagine turning up with like four people in

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Speaker 3: Go through these. These are my highlights. Yeah, we've got

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Speaker 3: a slide show here, Jason, right, just for you. First one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh it is Jamie as a party. The stylist,

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Speaker 5: Clint took us through that.

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Speaker 4: That looks well, he looks like he's in a sleeping

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Speaker 4: bag from anaconda. It's like a giant puffy one.

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Speaker 5: You know. It looks like I think they're wearing a

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Speaker 3: It looks like a pregnancy pillow.

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Speaker 2: That's what it does.

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Speaker 4: Pregnancy pillow.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had one of them?

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Speaker 4: They are incredible. Don't wait to get up the daft

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Speaker 5: Today we've got the king sized pillows, the really long ones,

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Speaker 4: Very strong out because I remember when Lou and I

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Speaker 3: So Jamie in blue, that's that's number one. I'm going

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Speaker 5: Of the team colors, Clint.

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Speaker 3: This is Pip Edwards.

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Speaker 5: Pip Edwards is very cool.

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Speaker 3: Pip has gone from pe Nation fame. She's gone with

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Speaker 3: a lovely frock but has jazzed up with a leather jacket.

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Speaker 5: It's perfect. It's motorsport.

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Speaker 4: It's got a bit of an edge to it. Looks

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Speaker 5: Because it's it's I mean, she's got a train. You

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Speaker 5: wouldn't like that, Clinton, but I think the leather jacket

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Speaker 4: What do you got, Carson? My final one? Final one?

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Speaker 3: Yep. This is Maria Fatil always looks and no Anna Hope,

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Speaker 5: Gorgeous.

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Speaker 4: She's forgot the outfit. She just remembered the belt. All

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Speaker 4: she's done is bring a belt.

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Speaker 3: Well safety first, Ja so her whole.

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Speaker 5: Front is strapped up in a belt. In many wearing a.

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Speaker 4: Belt, she's wearing four belts as a dressed.

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Speaker 5: Lara Bingle was at a function the other day and

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Speaker 4: She can't go to the airport. You know, you got

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Speaker 4: to take your belt security, No should. Got a good

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Speaker 5: But how good Like the internet can be good and bad,

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Speaker 4: Move one hundred percent. You still feel like you're part

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Speaker 5: But half the time, because of social media, you feel

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Speaker 5: reach out and check in.

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Speaker 4: Exactly exactly and you think, oh, everything seems fine over there.

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Speaker 4: And normally because the time difference him and I'll talk

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Speaker 4: on the way to me coming into work. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: And this morning I woke up to a post from him,

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Speaker 4: because exactly like you said, you know, you just think

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Speaker 4: and got it checked, diagnosed with testic killer cancer. Jay,

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Speaker 4: He's actually doing okay. He went in for surgery and

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Speaker 4: got one of his testicles removed. Since then, they've tested

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Speaker 4: it and it was all contained to that one. He'll

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Speaker 4: be monitored for like five years and he's doing all right.

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Speaker 4: But you hit the nail on the head.

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Speaker 3: It was just like mate, to assume everything is good

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Speaker 3: in somebody's life, but ultimately they could be going through

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Speaker 3: quite a time, right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you what. I read it this morning

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Speaker 4: just checking in. I'll tell you what, because blokes don't

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Speaker 4: really talk about this stuff a lot. I jumped in

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Speaker 4: the shower straight away this morning and had a check

451
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Speaker 4: and it was frightening, but a really good reminder.

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Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely, you know.

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Speaker 4: And us can be really terrible. I'm the worst part

454
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Speaker 4: of doctor's appointments likewise, I mean naivety, and I think

455
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Speaker 4: I'm okay, you know, if I don't think about it,

456
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Speaker 4: it'll be fine.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think a lot of people women, a lot

458
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Speaker 5: of women are like that too. But it is a

459
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Speaker 5: poignant reminder that because often when you think you might

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Speaker 5: feel something or find something, you think, oh, no, they'll

461
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Speaker 5: be fine, and you're embarrassed. You don't want to go

462
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Speaker 5: to the doctor and go, oh, I don't know if

463
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Speaker 5: I'm overreacting. No one wants to be a hypochondriac, right,

464
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Speaker 5: But you've got to stay on top of that stuff

465
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Speaker 5: because and thankfully he did well.

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Speaker 4: I mean he said, like, you know, he was joking around,

467
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Speaker 4: but he goes, you know how I splokes in on

468
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Speaker 4: the couch with our hand down our pants and he

469
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Speaker 4: goes in that.

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Speaker 5: I have noticed that all men I've ever come across

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Speaker 5: in my life to.

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Speaker 4: God, you get up is for checking. But yeah, he goes,

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Speaker 4: I was sitting there.

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Speaker 5: That's checking. It's allowed, Okay.

475
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Speaker 4: A lot of the time it's when you're hung People

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Speaker 4: do that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a real comfort thing, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: Isn't it holding you WILLI?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you don't hold the will it? You just

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Speaker 3: check the hand down the end waters down there, just

481
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Speaker 3: halfways on the cupping.

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Speaker 5: Just putting your hands in your pants, keep your fingers warm.

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Speaker 4: Depends the position you're sitting on the couch. If you're

484
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Speaker 4: in a reclined thing, you might cut.

485
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Speaker 5: But then you, guys, this is my issue with it.

486
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Speaker 5: You don't think get up and wash your hands before

487
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Speaker 5: you do anything. Just go about your day, Go and

488
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Speaker 5: make a sandwich.

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Speaker 3: There is clean, is it? Though? Give us a look

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Speaker 3: at your phone.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't touch I.

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Speaker 2: Touch her all.

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Speaker 5: Holding hands off my phone as long as you're checking,

494
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Speaker 5: it's fine.

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Speaker 4: But that's that's literally how it came about for him.

496
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Speaker 4: And he was sitting there watching TV and he's like, oh,

497
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Speaker 4: it doesn't feel right, and yeah, it was just it

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Speaker 4: was a it was a smack over the head this morning.

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Speaker 4: A just how quickly things can change, and b just

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Speaker 4: you know, social media can put up a fake little

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Speaker 4: front of what people are going through.

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Speaker 3: Doctors will say in the shower for blokes, do they

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Speaker 3: best best way to check?

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Speaker 4: Were you there? You know I can tell you how

505
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Speaker 4: I did this morning? I bloody it was the first

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Speaker 4: thing I did, so it's a good wake up call.

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Speaker 4: Any any boaks listening this.

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Speaker 5: Morning on the couch with your hands down your pants?

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Speaker 5: Fellas make it useful.

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Speaker 4: For it, so don't listen to our show? Why are

511
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Speaker 4: you're doing? And I find that quite weird?

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Speaker 3: Come on the.

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Speaker 5: Pies, the Pies you reckon.

514
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Speaker 4: Big night tonight taking on some Kilda. I thought they're

515
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Speaker 4: actually in pretty.

516
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Speaker 5: Good form last week at the MCG. But the Pies

517
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Speaker 5: are hard to beat at.

518
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Speaker 4: The MCG exactly. And you know what we're do for

519
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Speaker 4: a win? We need a win? You do were there?

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Speaker 3: Any?

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Speaker 5: I don't know the last time Collingwood?

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Speaker 3: Don't think so?

523
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Speaker 4: Zer on three?

524
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Speaker 5: Has it ever happened?

525
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Speaker 3: So premiers stumping up the next to you to defend

526
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Speaker 3: their premiership? It's never happened zero and three.

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Speaker 5: I don't think it will happen.

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Speaker 4: I think we'll get up tonight.

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Speaker 3: Question.

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Speaker 4: You're a glamor on the grid last night for the

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Speaker 4: Formula One Any of the pies there?

532
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Speaker 3: Josh Decos was there? Josh's beautiful girlfriend.

533
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Speaker 4: She is lovely.

534
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Speaker 5: They are like the possm bex.

535
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Speaker 4: Or they just you know what, he needed to be

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Speaker 4: in bed.

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Speaker 3: They might have slipped out the side door there the ambassadors.

538
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Speaker 3: He wasn't there.

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Speaker 5: He's like the face of this train gone free.

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Speaker 4: Well, take a cardboard cutout because he needs sleep.

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Speaker 5: Isn't it a night game? He probably needs to stay

542
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Speaker 5: up late.

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Speaker 4: Actually, okay, cancer, don't follow my advice. Guys, do what

544
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Speaker 4: you do best.

545
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Speaker 3: He's smashing the margueritas.

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Speaker 5: Actually, don't say that.

547
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Speaker 4: Did you pull all the money?

548
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Speaker 5: Did you see that hysterical photo that Collingwood posted on

549
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Speaker 5: their Instagram page when Taylor Swift was in town and

550
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Speaker 5: it was Josh day Coss and his beautiful girl friend Analyst,

551
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Speaker 5: And he's sitting there with a bottle of water and

552
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Speaker 5: her and they're in their seats smiling like Taylor Swift fans.

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Speaker 5: And Tom Hawkins from Geelong, who's one of my favorite

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Speaker 5: people in the world, is sitting directly next to him,

555
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Speaker 5: two beers, one in each hand. He's double. He's got

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Speaker 5: two beers and Josh DCOs is in there like the

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Speaker 5: golden tar with his water in the front. And every

558
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Speaker 5: comment is just giving Hawk an absolute pasting. Speaking of

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Speaker 5: Tom Hawkins. Actually he's he's playing like his two hundred

560
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Speaker 5: and forty ninth game this week, and so it all

561
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Speaker 5: goes to plan. Next week, sorry, three week will be

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Speaker 5: his three hundred date.

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Speaker 4: We've got to get him on. He's going to get.

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Speaker 5: Through it at two forty nine, first before three, and

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Speaker 5: then we can three. My gosh, you're discounting in mahamah

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Speaker 5: three forty nine.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot of games.

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Speaker 5: There's also a chance this year that he will break

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Speaker 5: the record for most amount of games played at saloon.

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Speaker 3: Bruce mca right there, I forgot.

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Speaker 5: My Tom Hawkins badge today, but I am here a

572
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Speaker 5: number one fan. Give me give me a huge though.

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Speaker 5: Three hundred and fifty games huge.

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Speaker 4: Clint headed to the Formula one Grand Prix yesterday. We're

575
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Speaker 4: about to hear an exclusive interview he did.

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Speaker 5: He was down at Albert Park. Very professional, our Clint

577
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Speaker 5: stand Away, our Formula one correspondent for this week.

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Speaker 4: I've just heard how this recording starts. Did you think

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Speaker 4: we're crossing to you on the news.

580
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Speaker 3: Live from the F one paddock?

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's do it like where news reader is. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 5: and now we're going to cross to our Formula one

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Speaker 5: correspondent at Formula one Paddick at Albert Park. Clint stand Away,

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Speaker 5: good morning.

585
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Speaker 2: Nailed that, Jason Lauren, thank you so much.

586
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Speaker 3: We're here with f Ye Ace Battery Boddis in Melbourne

587
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Speaker 3: ahead the Grand Prix on Sunday.

588
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Speaker 2: Thanks for being with us, Thanks for having me.

589
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Speaker 3: Now, first and foremost, we are in a pimped up car.

590
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Speaker 2: What are we what are we seeing? What are we

591
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Speaker 2: feeling in here? I'm feeling great.

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Speaker 11: It's a ute which we created together with uber Kaisha.

593
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Speaker 11: It's actually on rant for people for free right the

594
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Speaker 11: Eastern peerage, and.

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Speaker 3: I mentioned it's pipped out. There are so many cool

596
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Speaker 3: mod cons. What do we got I'll turn off this.

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Speaker 3: What's that? It's got a pie warmer and the pies

598
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Speaker 3: are piping hot?

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Speaker 2: Your meat pie kind of guy. Yeah, I'm getting getting

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Speaker 2: into meat place lately. You know, it's a very ausy thing. Accident.

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Speaker 2: But do you have sauce with the meat pie? I

602
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Speaker 2: don't yet?

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Speaker 11: You go rag, yeah, yeah, but yeah, it's yeah, there's

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Speaker 11: a car with many features for a perfect world trip.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you're a really popular driver on the circuit. I

606
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Speaker 3: mean we hear so much here in Australia about Oscar,

607
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Speaker 3: about Daniel, but you're kind of half Australian.

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Speaker 11: Good say so, yeah, I feel like that, and I've

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Speaker 11: got so much support here that is actually is really

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Speaker 11: really I feel really welcome when.

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Speaker 2: I come here.

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Speaker 4: We're in a ut.

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Speaker 3: As you say, I'm intrigued to know what was your

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Speaker 3: first car.

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Speaker 11: My first car as an eighteen year old was actually

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Speaker 11: Ford Cougar, like a COUPETV six.

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Speaker 3: It sounds a lot nicer than my first car. My

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Speaker 3: first car was a Ford Laser Okay cream in color

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Speaker 3: nineteen eighty two. My co host Jas yesterday morning he

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Speaker 3: was trying to reverse into a car park and he

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Speaker 3: hit the brick wall. He's not very good on the roads.

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Speaker 3: What's the stupidest accident you've had off the track?

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Speaker 2: Off the track?

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Speaker 11: I will also say parking lot And it was actually

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Speaker 11: last year I reversed. If it wasn't my car, it

626
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Speaker 11: was somewhere in the US. Yeah, this STV is reversed

627
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Speaker 11: in a parking lot. I didn't see there was this

628
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Speaker 11: massive concrete pole and ripped off the whole left of

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Speaker 11: the mirror. So what do you put that down to?

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Speaker 11: Down to lack of concentrate. Okay, see it happens the

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Speaker 11: best of human ever. We're in Melbourne. Obviously it's a

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Speaker 11: bit windy today, a bit overcast. Hopefully the sun will

633
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Speaker 11: be shining on Sunday. But what do you do in Melbourne?

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Speaker 11: What do you sort of get up to away from

635
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Speaker 11: the track normally? Honestly, when I get here it's pretty busy.

636
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Speaker 11: But when I have time later today I will go

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Speaker 11: to urban surf, practice my surfing skills a bit. I'll

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Speaker 11: go out later on for a nice dinner because obviously

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Speaker 11: this city has so much to offer. And in the morning,

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Speaker 11: so I always try to find some good coffee, good coffee.

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Speaker 2: Sat Ali's, Oh Saint Ali.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just around the corner from us at Nova.

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Speaker 3: What's years sort of go to coffee a lata you'd

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Speaker 3: be alate guy.

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Speaker 2: In the morning will be flat white.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's a very astrange coffee.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good coffee here.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

649
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Speaker 3: I know you've got the beautiful mullet going at the moment.

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Speaker 3: It's bleach blonde. It looks superb. Hell have you had

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Speaker 3: the mullet for malette?

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Speaker 2: Has now?

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Speaker 11: It turned probably fifteen months Okay, I would say but

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Speaker 11: it got bleached by the Australian Sunday in January.

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Speaker 2: Because you've got the mullet.

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Speaker 3: I want to throw a few Australian words at you.

657
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Speaker 2: See how you go? All right? You ready? Sanger sandwich?

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Speaker 3: He's good.

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Speaker 2: Chock a block full? That's two tu trackie dacks.

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Speaker 4: Tracking dacks?

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Speaker 2: Is it just like trackies or tracksuit pants? What about

662
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Speaker 2: if you crack a bevy, crack and crack have a beer?

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Speaker 11: Yeah you are actually and finally and I'm gonna say

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Speaker 11: crack up and call one.

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Speaker 3: A cold one a frothy and obviously I'll give you

666
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Speaker 3: a motoring term.

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Speaker 2: What about if I pull into a servo service station?

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Speaker 3: Is it he is? You've passed the citizenship battery? Good

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Speaker 3: luck on Sunday and I would park. It's been a pleasure,

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Speaker 3: Thank you, my pleasure. What a good lady bodess? How

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Speaker 3: good is he? Of course when I say he's half

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Speaker 3: AUSTRAI he's dating an Australian girl, has been for the

673
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 3: last five or six years.

674
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 5: Cyclist.

675
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's she's going to be trackside and good luck

676
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 3: to him on Sunday. First car was a cougar, Yeah,

677
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 3: cougar Ford cougar, quite swish looking car as a field them.

678
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 5: But he's a car guy.

679
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, h who's he actually drive for sale? Hey thirteen

680
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 4: twenty four ten. Good to know he backed into a

681
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 4: pole like me as well.

682
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's also at klutz.

683
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 5: Happens to the best, it.

684
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 4: Really does, Lauren thirteen twenty four ten. If you want

685
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 4: to join us on the at the moment, I want

686
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 4: to talk crap cars.

687
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like what.

688
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 4: Was you know? How bad did your car get? Were

689
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 4: you driving along the Monash telling the exhaust?

690
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, one of my best friends. You couldn't get in

691
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 5: the front seat passenger side. You can only get in

692
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 5: through the driver's side of the car, so you had

693
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 5: to either get in and climb across to get into

694
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 5: the front passenger all climbing in and out the window.

695
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a cool was.

696
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 5: The only option?

697
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

698
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 5: Not a cool look in like as a female in

699
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 5: a skirt trying to go to the club.

700
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 4: Good call. Thirday twenty four ten. Formula one Grand Prix

701
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 4: comes alive from today here in Melbourne and.

702
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 5: They are fancy cars. But that is not what we

703
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 5: want to talk about this morning, Jason.

704
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. What's wrong with your car? Or what has

705
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 4: been wrong with it?

706
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 5: How crap was your car? Chris from Barritt.

707
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning guys. How are we?

708
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 4: Are we good? How bad are we talking to?

709
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 8: Oh?

710
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 3: Bad? Mate?

711
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 8: So I'll set the scene nineteen eighty seven, tied to

712
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 8: Camery pink pinstrip racing seat no fifth gear and the

713
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 8: driver's seat. You know the old ratchet wheel that would

714
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 8: recline the seat y yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't

715
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,959
Speaker 8: have one of it. Didn't have one of those? Why

716
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 8: would you need one when you've got a broom wedged

717
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 8: into the rear seat holding full tension on my seat?

718
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 5: Otherwise would the seat just fall back?

719
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, it'd be flat like a bed.

720
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 4: An accident though that broom handle could impale your head.

721
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 8: I would not be here.

722
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 5: There's probably many safety issues to do that car. Is

723
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 5: he still driving it?

724
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 8: No? No, I've upgraded toper mom car.

725
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 5: A soccer mumbeer.

726
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 8: Yeah it is a day.

727
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,479
Speaker 3: Did you trade it? No?

728
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 8: I think I gave it to scrap.

729
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 4: I think yeah, right to the record thirteen twenty four ten.

730
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 4: That's great. I love when people have to replaced parts

731
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 4: in a car, which is things around the house. Guys,

732
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 4: what was your first car.

733
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 5: Well, my dad was in worked in cars, so he

734
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 5: got me a Toyota Corolla sent a little hatch battle

735
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 5: I really wanted, you know what I wanted though, I

736
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 5: wanted one of those cotibles. No, no, no, I wanted

737
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 5: one of those rab falls that came in the purple color,

738
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 5: like I felt like all the cool girls had them.

739
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 5: I didn't get one.

740
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 4: Did you have the eyelashes on you? I got it

741
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 4: on you front?

742
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 3: No.

743
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 5: I never had that, never had the eyelashes, and never

744
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 5: put a red nose day nose on the front of

745
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 5: my car like some of the other.

746
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 3: I did nineteen eighty two Ford laser cream in color cream.

747
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 3: It was an green slud shipbox cream cream. It was manual, though,

748
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 3: so it taught me some beautiful life lessons.

749
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 5: On the line on the rail manuals. I didn't pass

750
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 5: my manual license.

751
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 3: Yand a lancha which all four windows they used to

752
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 3: just slowly fall down as you were driving. Yeah, so

753
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 3: Dad sort of he sort of taped them permanently so

754
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 3: they didn't come down, so he couldn't open them.

755
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 4: My old man taking like the side panels off the

756
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 4: car and everything, and I'm like, how do you know

757
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 4: how to do this.

758
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 5: My mum had a Mazda Astina that had the pop

759
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 5: up lights.

760
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 4: That's the ones I'm thinking about lights with the eyelashes.

761
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 5: No, we never had eyelashes on them, but they will

762
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 5: pop up lights. And I was like, that is sick

763
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 5: all right.

764
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. What's wrong with your car? Have

765
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 4: you driven an absolute heap before?

766
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 5: Tony in Mount Martha? What was your car?

767
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 4: Good morning guys, to hear you again, Good on your tones.

768
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,959
Speaker 9: I had a Kermit Green Dat's and Stanza.

769
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 4: Oh strong color sm green. Wrong with it?

770
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 8: It had no windscreen wipers.

771
00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 9: That's no windscreen amongst others think that that was the

772
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 9: main concern. So in torrential rain, I'd have to open

773
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 9: the window and have the head out.

774
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 4: Like a dog, like ace Ventura. You were driving on

775
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 4: like a Ventura?

776
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 5: Wow, oh god, no windscreen wipers. Wow, the things people

777
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 5: used to do back in the day. You'd be you'd

778
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 5: get in all sorts, get your own.

779
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 3: Worthy certificate there all the fund's gone now. Sarah in Irasbury,

780
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 3: good morning, What did you drive?

781
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 12: I drove a nineteen sixty nine four of you.

782
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's nice.

783
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 2: You should be.

784
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 12: My dad would chopping youth.

785
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 5: Yep, was it high functioning?

786
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 3: Not at all great? What was wrong with it?

787
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 12: Back in the day when you pull into the survey

788
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 12: that they would come out to steal the car up.

789
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 12: They'd go to the petrol cap that I'd have to

790
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 12: pull the cover off because Daddy made it. Makes your

791
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,439
Speaker 12: petrol tank in the back of the ute.

792
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 4: Hang on, hang on. He made a second tank or

793
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 4: like the original one was tank.

794
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 12: Because the first one rusted out, so he had to put.

795
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 2: A new one.

796
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 3: That's it.

797
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 5: And what he just put it in the tray.

798
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 12: He put it in so it was still underneath, but

799
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 12: the actual nozzle was coming out from in thee.

800
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 3: That's strong, dad, I think better than exposed petrol tank.

801
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 5: Nothing like a DIY petrol tank.

802
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 4: And you see the footage of that guy who was

803
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 4: filling up his boat. There was fuel all over the servo. Yeah,

804
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 4: and instead of putting it in like the actual petrol

805
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 4: tank slot, he's put it in the rod holder and

806
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 4: the boat is fuel.

807
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was going straight into the boat. Oh shame.

808
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 4: Let's go to Emma on thirteen twenty four to ten. Emma,

809
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 4: you drove a nineteen eighty seventy eight A camry like

810
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 4: one of our earlier callers, I sure did.

811
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 13: And it was spectically a family heirloom that was passed

812
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 13: down from my auntie to my cousin and then to me. Yeah,

813
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 13: and I think I probably did the most damage to it. Unfortunately,

814
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 13: more than once I had scrap metal places leave their

815
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 13: business card on there.

816
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, throwing it around.

817
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 13: I also had someone called the police once. They just

818
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 13: assumed it was like a dump vehicles. The best driver

819
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 13: at eight, so I had.

820
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 3: To peep in.

821
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 13: But the main problem with it was that the starter

822
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 13: motor would occasionally just not start. And when I say occasionally,

823
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 13: like at least three times a week. And the first

824
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 13: time I called the r a c V and the

825
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 13: guy gave me the hot tip to hit it with

826
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 13: a tire iron, so he showed me where to hit

827
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 13: it in the engine when it wouldn't start, it did,

828
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 13: so when I wouldn't start, I'd have to lift up

829
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 13: the hood and then just splash the engine with the

830
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 13: hole until the cart.

831
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 14: Like a nice cafe.

832
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 4: That was the worst. My dad's car used to like

833
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 4: not start all the time, and when you'd be at

834
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:50,720
Speaker 4: school pick up and you'd be just praying, just please

835
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 4: if you ever start, just once more make it now?

836
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 3: What about the r A c V with the flashing

837
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 3: lights about that's rock bottom.

838
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 5: Our recv's advice there, Just pop in and give it

839
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 5: a bash.

840
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,439
Speaker 4: Lights, save them coming out.

841
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 5: It's for some time.

842
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 4: The thumb Executive producer works on the show What Do

843
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 4: You Used to Draw?

844
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 15: So it was my best mate fat Ben from high

845
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 15: school and we loved fat Ben and he loved it

846
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 15: the name don't worry. But he bought an old Ford Falcon,

847
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 15: I think it was a ninety three, but his speedo

848
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 15: didn't work, so the only way you could tell how

849
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 15: fast you were going was by the other cars on

850
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 15: the road.

851
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,280
Speaker 3: So we just kind of match up pace markets. That's good.

852
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 4: What about if no one else was on the road.

853
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 15: Oh, then we just kind of guessed it.

854
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 5: Estimate. He needs to drive through the tunnel with those

855
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 5: really helpful lights that are in the vern tunnel light

856
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 5: the pace setters. That just reminds you how slow you're going.

857
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 4: Because I went through it the other day, I really

858
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 4: liked it.

859
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 3: Really would but you inevitably get someone who's a bit

860
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 3: slow in front of.

861
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 5: You and then the light's just well, you're stuck in traffic,

862
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 5: and it's like, this is how fast you could be going.

863
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 5: Instead you're stuck in the tunnel. Could you keep up?

864
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't like when the woman comes over there

865
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 3: the radio favorite song.

866
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, still a Leapers playing we have a six car.

867
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 4: I'm going to see it in the minute, Sheryl.

868
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 5: Just maintain a safe breaking distance of thanks love, No,

869
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 5: what I was going to do was tailgate the person.

870
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 3: Economy at firebox sixty nine. Get off my radio?

871
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 5: I agree?

872
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 4: What was wrong with your give us the yelks?

873
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 5: Rhiannon from Ringwood, Oh, you were driving a toyo to

874
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 5: for my favorite cars back in the day. What color

875
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 5: was it? First? And foremost knew it?

876
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 3: You jealous?

877
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 5: I'm jealous. I wanted one.

878
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 3: So still time, Larren.

879
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 5: They were like quite a friendly.

880
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 4: Purple trading the range for the RAV and the hot.

881
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 5: Chicks al drove them and I was like, one day

882
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 5: I want to be like them. Rhiannon, talk to me.

883
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 5: Was there something wrong with it or are you just

884
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 5: calling to rub it in that I didn't get the

885
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 5: car that I wanted and you did.

886
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 12: No, it had an issue with the central locking system.

887
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 13: And long story short, the only door that I could

888
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 13: open with my.

889
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,720
Speaker 16: Booty day.

890
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 4: Great gry is amazing.

891
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 5: You could just see it like on Chapel Street, just

892
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 5: popping the boot, climbing up over the front seat and

893
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 5: in she gets good on you ran.

894
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 4: It used to be so easy when you were a kid.

895
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 4: Now trying to move from the back seat to the front,

896
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 4: your limbs get caught.

897
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 5: I don't even think our first car had seat belts

898
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 5: in the back seat.

899
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 4: No ours didn't either.

900
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 5: And we we are a friend of ours had one

901
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 5: of those utes with the seats facing outwards in the back.

902
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

903
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, if anyone drove up the back of the car,

904
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 5: you've been Also, my.

905
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 4: Dad used to I got three of the sisters, Mam

906
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 4: and Dad, throw us in the back of the car.

907
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,479
Speaker 5: No seat belts, no seats, they like bench seats.

908
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was great. I drank the kool aid. I

909
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 4: bought a Frank Green water bottle for Clint yesterday, Thank you.

910
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 4: Jace got it in the D's colors, and I had

911
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 4: got a little monogram on there for you didn't know.

912
00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 5: It says D's nothing you. Unfortunately, I was privy to

913
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 5: the two hours of planning that it took him to

914
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 5: design that Frank Green bottle for you. He changed the

915
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 5: color sixty five times.

916
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 4: The website is very overwhelming. It's actually not incredibly too

917
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,240
Speaker 4: much color choice.

918
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 5: You just have to choose a bottle color and a

919
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 5: lid color and heating smell.

920
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 3: Made it to the checkout yet?

921
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 4: Me too?

922
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 3: What did you get?

923
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 4: I just went blue crazy after two hours of designing yours,

924
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 4: I thought I really need to get out of here.

925
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 5: I've gone no over red, yes, proud company gal.

926
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I choose to wait for my probation period to

927
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 4: pass before I choose my water bottle and the company colors.

928
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 5: I'll have to change the.

929
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 3: Have you done a la? Yes?

930
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 5: So I do something very very silly this week. We

931
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 5: live in a little terrace. We don't have a lot

932
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,479
Speaker 5: of garden, but in the garden space we have, I've

933
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 5: tried to make it like a little oasis like there.

934
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 5: We live in inner city.

935
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 4: So have you gone an olive free and that at

936
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 4: the moment on the block, have a nice little court

937
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 4: put a little olive trick?

938
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 3: Do you like that? Bloody fortune?

939
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 5: They are expensive.

940
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 3: People drop big coin on plants.

941
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 5: Mate, yeah, and so you want to keep them a

942
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 5: little bit of.

943
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 3: The Japanese maple very very nice.

944
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 5: We've actually got one of those that we inherited when

945
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 5: we bought the house and renovated, and I was like,

946
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 5: get rid of that. Looks like a bunch of sticks.

947
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 5: And the gardener came was like, oh no, no, no, no,

948
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 5: that doesn't been looked after. Let's re poet and repurpose

949
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,919
Speaker 5: that back to life.

950
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 3: And it's beautiful, flourishing.

951
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 5: Yes, stunning. You've seen that stunning only for like a

952
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 5: month a year though, just the actual beautiful pillars come out.

953
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 4: You're just tuning in there be like the garden. Gu

954
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 4: it's overbought the garden.

955
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 5: It's us, that's U foster on here.

956
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 4: Have you seen that he needs a shave?

957
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's it's too much. It's a lot of fur.

958
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 4: No, it's get out the bloody mington yeah, or a

959
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 4: whipper snipper. I was going to say, he's seeing that.

960
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 4: We take a photo of your plants and then it

961
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 4: tells you what you need to do to the plant

962
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 4: to bring it back.

963
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 5: I've seen it on Instagram.

964
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 3: Does it work used? I've always wanted to download me Too, but.

965
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 5: I've never should we try it?

966
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 4: It's almost got me to the app store, Yeah, because.

967
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 3: It gives obviously a little tidbit, like you know you

968
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 3: should add a little bit of lemon with that one.

969
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, And it tells you what's wrong with it.

970
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 4: This one needs water blood app.

971
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 5: But you can also overwater, which is a problem with

972
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 5: some indoor pluts. Anyway, outside, we've got these beautiful trees.

973
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 5: We like lined. I wanted it to look like a

974
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,919
Speaker 5: bit of a hedge. We got these beautiful trees around

975
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 5: the edge. But we've recently had a heat wave and

976
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 5: the heat wave is really making my trees suffer, just

977
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 5: looking a little dry much rain.

978
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 3: We also know they neighbors begone.

979
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 5: They're not neighbors begone. But I said to someone the

980
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,720
Speaker 5: other day, why didn't we just get neighbors begone instead

981
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 5: of these?

982
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 3: And you know what else, Mari and what's his face?

983
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 5: I think I think that broke up that Chris and

984
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 5: Marks from one back alley, Hello, Hello, Ma back gully.

985
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 4: I think they did split Murray be gone.

986
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 5: He always had neighbors begone. And I've had problems with

987
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,919
Speaker 5: these trees because we bought out the front like smaller trees,

988
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 5: and then out the back because our living room looks

989
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 5: on it. We bought mature age trees, which you do

990
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 5: pay a lot more for because they've been growing for

991
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 5: a lot longer. And then we had a possum that

992
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,240
Speaker 5: was walking along the fence line eating them all down.

993
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 5: So they ended up being the same size as the

994
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 5: young ones. So it was a waste of money. So

995
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 5: now they're finally grown and I'm quite proud of them.

996
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 5: But they were looking a little dry, and the gardener

997
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 5: was over doing something fixing it. Well, we've just moved

998
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 5: into a new house. We had to get like the

999
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 5: water system underneath as well. Anyway, I said to him,

1000
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 5: I think it's looking a bit dry. It needs some love.

1001
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 5: What could I do? And he said, oh, you got

1002
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 5: to get sea sal. Well, I've never heard of sea salt,

1003
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 5: So what we're going to do is put seasal all

1004
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 5: over the garden bed, give it a big water. I

1005
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 5: was like, I did not know that would help the trees.

1006
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 5: So there I was the next day pouring sea.

1007
00:43:56,160 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 3: Salt, sea seas you know, Yeah.

1008
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 5: I didn't know that. I've never heard of sea No,

1009
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 5: I'm sprinkling sea salt flakes.

1010
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 3: Around the Yeah.

1011
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 5: No, it's like in the you know, and you get

1012
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 5: in the box.

1013
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 4: You should try pepper in the box, pepper on there.

1014
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 5: As well, Sea salt flakes all over the garden.

1015
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 3: Day, Franklin, what are you doing?

1016
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 4: You know Franklin would be rolling.

1017
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 5: I am feeding the plants, and he just looked at

1018
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,959
Speaker 5: me like I was born yesterday. Does everyone know about

1019
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 5: sea salt?

1020
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1021
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 3: Do I know? Ye? Don't forget the seat.

1022
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 5: So there's no way I'm the first person to have

1023
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 5: done that. There's just no way on earth.

1024
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 3: Silly woman.

1025
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 5: Have you trees are going beautifully?

1026
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 4: Have you've done a Lawren? Thirteen twenty fourteen. Are they

1027
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:50,959
Speaker 4: going to die?

1028
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 5: Well, I'll let you know, yeah, right, because I didn't

1029
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 5: pick up any every grain that I sprinkled.

1030
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 4: Let's see if you are the only person in Melbour

1031
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 4: who has made this stupid mistake. Thirteen twenty four ten.

1032
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 4: Have you done a Lauren?

1033
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 3: Have you done Laura?

1034
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? What have you

1035
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 4: killed in the garden is what we're asking this morning.

1036
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,959
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, keeping plants alive is so but hard.

1037
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 5: I've got a fiddle leaf in my house and it

1038
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 5: is not looking healthy. But the trees outside needed seasl

1039
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 5: and I put sea salt on them because I'd never

1040
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 5: heard of seasal.

1041
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 3: These days, you get an insurance policy assorts because if

1042
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 3: you buy your plants from Bunnett, I know it's going

1043
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 3: to kill them. You can take them back. Yeah, no, yep,

1044
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 3: kill it, take it back.

1045
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 4: If you live in a.

1046
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 5: Rental, would they would? They would definitely.

1047
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 4: Are You'd be reflected. So technically, if I'm in a rental, right,

1048
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 4: I could get plants for six months, I'm moving out,

1049
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 4: kill them all, take them back at the money.

1050
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 3: Okay, a refund, more replacement?

1051
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 4: Ah, gotcha, gotcha? All right, let's go to Stacey in escidence. Stacy,

1052
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 4: what did you kill?

1053
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 14: Didn't kill anything? But we had some pain on our

1054
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 14: floorboards and the painter told me elbow grease would get

1055
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 14: it off. So I went to Bunny and looked for

1056
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 14: elbow grease, and I rang my husband, who's a trade

1057
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 14: from Bunny, to ask him. Instead of telling me, he

1058
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 14: sent me to the paint counter while he was on

1059
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 14: the phone. Guys, elbow grease.

1060
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:23,919
Speaker 3: That's so good.

1061
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 4: That's the best. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.

1062
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 4: We want to know.

1063
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: Have you done? Laura?

1064
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 5: Someone suggested that I put sea sal on my plants,

1065
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 5: and I put sea salt on them and have nearly

1066
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 5: killed them all.

1067
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 3: So they are well, I'm sailing.

1068
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 5: I may have dehydrated them.

1069
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,720
Speaker 3: You might end up killing the possums, Scott, I love salt.

1070
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 3: Are you're baiting?

1071
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 5: Think of that. I'm not baiting.

1072
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 4: Are you're baiting the problem?

1073
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 5: No, the possums have moved on because someone else.

1074
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 4: They have done. For baiting, I'm I'm telling you into

1075
00:46:59,480 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 4: the county.

1076
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 5: I found one the other day that had fallen into

1077
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 5: our courtyard and I put it in.

1078
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 4: A were you about to say barbecue a box?

1079
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 5: And I called the wildlife rescue people to return the possum.

1080
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 5: Does it have a black tail or a white tail?

1081
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 5: Then needed to decipher what type of possdim was, so

1082
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 5: I opened the box and it jumped a house like that,

1083
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 5: and then we had to try and get it back

1084
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 5: in the box again.

1085
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 4: So you chased it again? Poor thing's been through or not?

1086
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 3: Baby, It was in the.

1087
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 5: House and we rescued it. We talked to the wildlife rescue.

1088
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 4: You tell yourself, whatever helps you sleep and better.

1089
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I took it to the wildlife place, it

1090
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 5: attacked me.

1091
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 4: Can we get a welfare check on the possum place?

1092
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 5: The possum is fine, but I was worried because it

1093
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 5: was a baby, didn't have its mom.

1094
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 3: It's mom won't even that's what happened with mom.

1095
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 5: It had nothing to do with me. I think it

1096
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,240
Speaker 5: fell out of the tree.

1097
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 3: Of course, that's what I say.

1098
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 5: I've rescued it.

1099
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 4: Save it for judge duty.

1100
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 5: I am an animal lovers. Each dog called a magpie

1101
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 5: the other day, though.

1102
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 4: Runs in the family savage.

1103
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 5: I also rescued that out of its mouth. Then I

1104
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 5: looked at the sausage dog and had a faceful feathers. Anyway,

1105
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 5: everyone lived and survived, possums and magpies included. Actually it

1106
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 5: was a pigeon, dirty pigeon, Lauren, I don't like birds.

1107
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the phones. Jess Infantry Gully morning, Jess,

1108
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 4: are you Lauren?

1109
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 6: Well, mum, So she's very sad as she makes a

1110
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 6: wise oil concentrate, so she both concentrates. Her bottle of

1111
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 6: was getting a little bit low, so she up again.

1112
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 6: Instead of topping it up with oil, she topped it

1113
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 6: up with.

1114
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 7: Round up.

1115
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 3: The weed killer.

1116
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 5: Round up the weed killer.

1117
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 3: That'll do it. Have you tried that for the possums?

1118
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 5: Stop it? I am an animal's lover. I would never

1119
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 5: heard a possum.

1120
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 4: You're a pigeon, not you specifically. It's more the weed

1121
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 4: killer or whatever on that.

1122
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I did know is it working.

1123
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 5: I only killed the plants by accident.

1124
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 4: When they rest when they came to pick up the rescue.

1125
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 5: Now I had to take it.

1126
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 4: Ah, you spent your own fuel. Just shake off the

1127
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 4: salt before you walked in with it.

1128
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 5: Well, we had to set the box up because it

1129
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,720
Speaker 5: had already jumped out once the possum that we rescued,

1130
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 5: you see it. I put holes in it soa could

1131
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 5: breathe in the possum.

1132
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 4: Every day at eight o'clock, we'll give you a chance

1133
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 4: to win five thousand dollars if you want to have

1134
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 4: a crack. Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number.

1135
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 4: The choice is yours.

1136
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 3: Though.

1137
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 4: You can take a very easy question for a cheeky

1138
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 4: fifty bucks. You can take a medium question for five hundred,

1139
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 4: or you can roll the dice and go today's hard

1140
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 4: question for five thousand dollars. All right, there's been.

1141
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 3: Some additions to the question list, and they a good one.

1142
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,919
Speaker 3: There's some great getible Jase.

1143
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 5: I think it's gettible too.

1144
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 4: I think the five thousand dollars one is gettable. Right

1145
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 4: to the firs.

1146
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 5: All right, Jennifer in Rosebud, Good morning.

1147
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:13,320
Speaker 9: Good morning.

1148
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 4: How's Rosebud this time of the morning.

1149
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 16: It's looking pretty funny, excellent.

1150
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 5: It's actually sparkling out there.

1151
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 3: It's beautiful, beautiful, had a real revival to jen it's a.

1152
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, good mini pup put there is it? Yeah, Cracker?

1153
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 4: All right, let's get down to business. Do you want

1154
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 4: to go the fifty dollars easy question, medium question for

1155
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 4: five hundred or we roll the dice and go for.

1156
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 14: Five k I'm going to go for the five hundred.

1157
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 8: Fine, five hundred dollars, all.

1158
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 5: Right, Jennifer. I'm going to read the question. You're going

1159
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 5: to get a little three to one countdown, but you

1160
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 5: have to answer within that time. Jace, do you want

1161
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 5: to play it so it doesn't throw her?

1162
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 4: Okay? All right, So this is what this is the count.

1163
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 4: You'll hear the question and then you'll have this time

1164
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 4: to answer.

1165
00:50:55,719 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 5: Three two one, okay, Okay, you have to answer over

1166
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 5: so it can be quick.

1167
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 16: All right, Okay, I'm ready.

1168
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 5: Here we go, Jennifer.

1169
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 4: She's not looking around She's focused, isn't she?

1170
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 5: What year was the iPhone invented?

1171
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,240
Speaker 4: What you what iPhone invented?

1172
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:18,399
Speaker 7: Three?

1173
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 4: No, bloody idea, take your guess.

1174
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 5: What would you guess, Jennifer.

1175
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 12: Oh, no idea, think about it.

1176
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,959
Speaker 14: The iPhone nineteen eighty something.

1177
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 5: Jesus, nineteen eighty the iPhone.

1178
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 4: I would nineteen ninety. Don't even think Steve had the

1179
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 4: skippy on back then. Two thousand and seven, Yeah, two

1180
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 4: thousand and seven. Actually thought that was that was gettable?

1181
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 5: Yeah me too.

1182
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, shocker there from Jim question.

1183
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,439
Speaker 5: No, I would have known that.

1184
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. You won't go away empty handed.

1185
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 4: I want chuck your turn the box to fill up

1186
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 4: on fuel and coffee at Shell Carl's Express.

1187
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,439
Speaker 3: All right, awesome, thank you so much, No problem.

1188
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 4: Jennifer, god I remember getting the first iPhone, downloading the apps.

1189
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 5: It was so confusing. I didn't get it at all.

1190
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 4: To be fair, you still find it confusing.

1191
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 5: I liked the flip phone phone. Remember the ring tone,

1192
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 5: Hello Moto, Hello Moto. If you've seen the Herald Sun today,

1193
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 5: there is a story in there which might concern people

1194
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,439
Speaker 5: who grew up in Melbourne because it is flushing back

1195
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 5: to yesteryear. Clint story running at the moment about Victoria

1196
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 5: potentially running out of gas. We're running out of a

1197
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 5: gas supply faster than forecast, warnings of short falls and

1198
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,720
Speaker 5: extreme risks of outages over the next four years.

1199
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 4: If you're building now, you can have a gas star.

1200
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,240
Speaker 3: Can you a new dwelling?

1201
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 4: I hate an induction?

1202
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 3: No time for induction.

1203
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 5: Well you better get used to it, because that's what

1204
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 5: everyone's going to be using the gas.

1205
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 3: The gas is strong, gas is great.

1206
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 4: More control over the chicken, catch a tour.

1207
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 3: Oh exactly. You don't want to be burning the struggle off.

1208
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 4: Tried doing a risotto with the induction. Good luck.

1209
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 5: Finish anyway, Well, you know what, you might need induction

1210
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 5: if we run out of gas. But it reminded me

1211
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 5: of back in nineteen ninety eight, Clint, you grew up

1212
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 5: in Melbourne, you would remember this like it was yesterday,

1213
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 5: and anyone who lived in this great city back then,

1214
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 5: there was a terrible incident at the Longford gas plant

1215
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 5: and we had there was an explosion and we had

1216
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 5: no gas in Melbourne. Was it for a week? Clint?

1217
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 3: I reckon it was about two weeks. A fortnight. No,

1218
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 3: He's nothing.

1219
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,240
Speaker 5: If you had you couldn't call had a gas water system.

1220
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,280
Speaker 4: Nothing gone.

1221
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 5: So we would fill up the butt. We would We

1222
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 5: had two kettles. I don't know why we had two kettles,

1223
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 5: or if we bought a second kettle for the occasion.

1224
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 5: Two kettles would fill them up. Mum would put all

1225
00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 5: the big pots of water. We must have had electric

1226
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 5: cooking because we could. We could boil water on the

1227
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 5: stoves to kettles.

1228
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 4: Like did cheap kettles turn into like the toilet paper

1229
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 4: toilet paper? Yeah, And we get hands.

1230
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,359
Speaker 5: On and you'd fill up the bath with as much

1231
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,760
Speaker 5: boiling water as you could and then put some cold

1232
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 5: water in it just to make it palatable to get in.

1233
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 5: And then I'd have a quick bath and then I'd

1234
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 5: get out, and then my brother would get.

1235
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 4: In same water.

1236
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 3: Well, you'd have to shocking.

1237
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 5: We no pea policy, or I think he might have

1238
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 5: braved the cold showers for a bit. And my dad's

1239
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 5: office had electric water and people would lie them up

1240
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 5: in there to just have and if you were going

1241
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 5: to the office us that you were like five second

1242
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 5: rints in and out for the next place.

1243
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,720
Speaker 4: Any cafes or anything running off gas stoves.

1244
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 3: Nothing I couldn't operate. I think we punched holes in

1245
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 3: the bottom of the bucket and made a makeshift.

1246
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 5: A lot of people were doing that sort.

1247
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 3: Of microwaves weeks seriously, like some homes started to come

1248
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 3: on near gradually. But you're right, you're bunny hopping around

1249
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,720
Speaker 3: to various friends and neighbors who had a yeah, heating

1250
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 3: and all the rest of it.

1251
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 5: Twenty time thirteen, twenty fourteen. If you did go to

1252
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:09,720
Speaker 5: extreme measures during that time, But Jace, you have three kids,

1253
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 5: how would you cope with five of you in the

1254
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 5: house if you didn't have hot water or cooking. There

1255
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 5: was no Ubertes by the way, You couldn't just get

1256
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 5: things to live.

1257
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 3: It did.

1258
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 4: When the water went out in our suburb, this was

1259
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 4: a couple of years back, and I had to bath.

1260
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 4: It would have been hardie. He would have been a

1261
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 4: baby at this point. I need to bathing. But we

1262
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 4: couldn't have there was no water. We had no water.

1263
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 5: But the water just fully went out if.

1264
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 4: Water fully went out, but we had a carton of

1265
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 4: sparkling water in the garage. Bathed him in sparkling water.

1266
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 4: It was it fun felt very boogie.

1267
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 5: Did put did you heat it in the microphone? You

1268
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 5: only did you heat it in the microwave?

1269
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 4: Heating it up in the microwave. Did a couple of

1270
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 4: bottles in the microwave and then some normal bottles, And

1271
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 4: it looked like I was making a giant punch.

1272
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 5: So he's a baby. Imagine that for two weeks.

1273
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 3: Below for out as well.

1274
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 5: Did the microwave knock the bubbles out of it a

1275
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 5: little bit?

1276
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 4: A little bit? Yeah, it's barkling water, very boogy.

1277
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 5: It was such a wild time. I'll never forget. Like,

1278
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 5: at one point, I think my parents are like, why

1279
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 5: don't you to just jump in the bath together? I

1280
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 5: was like twelve, that was not an option.

1281
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to. I used to bath. No, no, no,

1282
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 4: I used to be in the bathroom. Missistery be in

1283
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,800
Speaker 4: the shower in the same room. How old were I

1284
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 4: would have been like five.

1285
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 5: Of five, I'll tell the truth, were fifteen.

1286
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:38,760
Speaker 4: Fifteen.

1287
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 5: I'm not buying. I couldn't even Sammoth thought of being

1288
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 5: anywhere near the side of the house if my brother

1289
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 5: was in the bathroot.

1290
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 4: Sel some Bluefi thirteen to twenty four ten Suburban Survival,

1291
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 4: How'd you get through that? Thirteen twenty four to ten.

1292
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 4: We are talking suburban survival.

1293
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 5: We are because there is a story in the paper

1294
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 5: today about toy running out of gas and Clinton and

1295
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 5: I were just having a little walk down memory lane

1296
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 5: to nineteen ninety eight when Victoria had that terrible gas

1297
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 5: crisis after an incident out of the gas plant. We

1298
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 5: had no gas for like two weeks, and parents were

1299
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 5: trying to make kids bath together, and I was like,

1300
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 5: I'm not getting in a bus.

1301
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 3: Run all right.

1302
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 4: Turban survival thirteen, twenty four ten, how have you survived

1303
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 4: in the suburbs.

1304
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 3: Let's go to the phones. Let's get to d in

1305
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 3: McKinnon morning. D hope you will now, But take us

1306
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 3: back to when it was a bit of a crisis

1307
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 3: with the showering.

1308
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 17: Yes, morning guys. So we u saw a campaign quite

1309
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 17: a bit and my dad for some reason got a

1310
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 17: shower host fitted to the bonnet of his car. Smart engine.

1311
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 17: Then you could connect a hose and heat the water.

1312
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 17: So he then set up camping tarts in our front yard,

1313
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 17: so all the neighbors were coming to have a hot

1314
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 17: showers from his car.

1315
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 5: Basically did he start charging people for he could have

1316
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,439
Speaker 5: had a decent side business there.

1317
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 4: So do you have to have the engine running to

1318
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 4: the engine?

1319
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 3: Engine?

1320
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 4: That's what I said.

1321
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 5: It's engine, engine, engine.

1322
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 4: I'm saying engine. Did he have the engine running to

1323
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 4: heat up the what was every I'm packing their tongue

1324
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 4: and laughing.

1325
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 5: Did he have to have the engine running to make

1326
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 5: the water hut?

1327
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1328
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 4: Correct, Yeah, that isn't the same thing I said.

1329
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 5: Engine. Let's go to Rosie in Cranbourne. It was a

1330
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 5: terrible time nineteen ninety eight we had the gas shortage.

1331
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 4: What do you got for us, Rosie.

1332
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1333
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 16: At the time I was an apprentice chef and we

1334
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 16: were such a busy venue, adding very good old.

1335
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 5: On the corner.

1336
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1337
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 16: Yeah, we were lucky enough but that our owner was

1338
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 16: able to secure us some large gas bottles, so we

1339
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 16: still operated on a very limited menu, but we had

1340
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 16: to set up barbecues outside in the back courtyard.

1341
00:58:58,400 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was.

1342
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 16: We were so flat out with orders because you know,

1343
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 16: so many people over that side.

1344
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 5: You couldn't cook, couldn't cook. It was so bad. You

1345
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 5: couldn't put most because most people had gast You couldn't

1346
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 5: cook anything.

1347
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 3: You couldn't showers or nothing.

1348
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 5: All walking around like these hungry festive people showers.

1349
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 4: Blows my mind. That has never been invented? Talk right,

1350
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 4: does my absolute headed Wait?

1351
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 5: Just think about it? Do you want to invent it?

1352
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 5: Because someone else might?

1353
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,439
Speaker 3: We're on shark tank right now.

1354
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 5: What have you got for us?

1355
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,600
Speaker 4: You know, when you're cooking the barbecue, You've got everyone

1356
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 4: over and you're like, I'm going to run the Gautlet

1357
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 4: have I got enough gas? And you pick up the

1358
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 4: gas bottle. You haven't heard the pitch yet. You pick

1359
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 4: up the gas bottle and you're sort of like lifting

1360
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 4: it to go as it heavy? As it light? Well,

1361
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 4: I've seen surely there should be a gauge on there.

1362
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 5: Surely do that. And I'm like, well, how do you

1363
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 5: not know?

1364
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 4: How can you lighter? It's a lot lighter.

1365
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 5: You literally just pick it up and weigh it yourself. Yes,

1366
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 5: well that's a ridiculous system.

1367
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 4: Who would like to invest?

1368
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 5: Someone else before you, much smart than you, has already

1369
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 5: thought of that.

1370
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 4: I'm sure surely like it blows my mind. Every time

1371
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,479
Speaker 4: someone's around, I'm like, will we cook the steaks in time?

1372
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 4: Let's run the go?

1373
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 5: What's the plant? And then what you just have to

1374
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 5: run down to the service station.

1375
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 3: To be give a new one.

1376
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 4: Yep, because only bougie people have spare gash money high roller,

1377
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 4: absolute high roller.

1378
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 5: And then to you exchange it?

1379
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 4: Do? Yeah?

1380
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 5: And what does it cost to get I've never done

1381
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 5: the barbecue game. No, but then you obviously exchange an

1382
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 5: empty one for full one, and what does it cost?

1383
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 4: You know what you should do?

1384
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 5: It's not free.

1385
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 4: Start with a soda stream soda stream replacement and work

1386
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:43,479
Speaker 4: your way up. That's disappointing. You're on over one hundred. Sorry,

1387
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 4: I just I thought we cracked a gold mine. I

1388
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 4: thought we're on here. Guys well are saying, surely someone's

1389
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 4: come up with some sort of device to measure how

1390
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 4: much gas.

1391
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 3: Is any gas?

1392
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 5: And I said, surely they have.

1393
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 3: Yep, they do all over the Bunnings for twenty years.

1394
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,919
Speaker 3: A hack you can fill a large bucket with warm water.

1395
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 3: Gently pour the water down on the side of the

1396
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 3: gas bottle, feel the temperature, carefully feel the gas bottle

1397
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 3: from the bottom up.

1398
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 5: That's way too hard.

1399
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 4: Sorry, man, I've already been to shell Carle's Express and

1400
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 4: swap my gas bottles in the time of your Kettle's ball. Hey,

1401
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 4: I want to get your thoughts on something that happened

1402
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 4: at our place the other day. See we sit on

1403
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 4: this one. We were going out for lunch. Lu and

1404
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 4: I and we got a babysitter around to watch our

1405
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 4: two year old Archie. Book the baby setter for eleven o'clock.

1406
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 4: I thought, get a head start on lunch. Now he

1407
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 4: goes down for a sleep. At between eleven and eleven thirty,

1408
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 4: babysitter arrives. I put the baby down to sleep.

1409
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 5: That's an easy gig for the babysitter.

1410
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 4: Exactly, that's netflix nothing, nothing, just getting paid to sit

1411
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 4: there and watch. My wife asked her if she wouldn't

1412
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:52,320
Speaker 4: mind building a flat pack cabinet.

1413
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's so far what I get domestic household

1414
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 5: duties like empty the maybe felt the laundry exactly.

1415
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 3: Not Now big is the flat pack? Like?

1416
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 4: It's only it was only a small little bookshelf. No,

1417
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 4: you could see the look of fear go over the baby.

1418
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 5: See the babysitter say, hey, guys, is there anything I

1419
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 5: can do to help around the house? What can I do?

1420
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 5: Give me a you know? Or did Lou just go hi,

1421
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 5: thank god you're here.

1422
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 3: No?

1423
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 4: No, no, she did say she goes anything need doing? And

1424
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 4: Lou literally held up an Allen Caeme was like, well,

1425
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 4: if you have time and you're confident, would you mind

1426
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 4: building this flat pack?

1427
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 5: Because, to be honest, I don't even have kids, but

1428
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 5: I would book a babysitter and say, oh, the baby's

1429
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 5: already asleep. Would you mind doing these flat packs for me?

1430
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 4: There's no baby, no.

1431
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 5: Baby, there's no nurse.

1432
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 3: Did she do it?

1433
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 5: He's fifteen dollars an hour.

1434
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 4: I could see the look of panic, and I stepped

1435
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 4: in and I said, well, I knew what was going

1436
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 4: to happen. I would come home and there'd be bits everywhere,

1437
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 4: and then I would have to be done. And I'm

1438
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 4: not Don't get me wrong, I'm not great with flat

1439
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 4: pack at the best of times. But having to take

1440
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 4: over a flat pack that's half is an absolute.

1441
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 5: Yeah no, because everyone's got the pieces in their.

1442
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 4: Only exactly exactly.

1443
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 5: Once you start a flat pack, you are responsible to

1444
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 5: finish it in a week. How long were you going

1445
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 5: out for?

1446
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 4: Only two hours?

1447
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 5: Well that's not enough time.

1448
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 3: You need a whole day for that.

1449
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 4: Well, in the past I've done air tasker. Lauren put

1450
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 4: me on the.

1451
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 5: Air task always air tasker for flat there's flat pack

1452
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 5: experts on there and they love it when they get

1453
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 5: paid building lego.

1454
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 4: I know, I know, but that's what I thought. I

1455
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 4: found this young kid who said he's a flat pack expert,

1456
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 4: and I bought from Aldie special by a desk and

1457
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,440
Speaker 4: a filing cabinet, and he was there for eight and

1458
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 4: a half hours and his dad had to come around

1459
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 4: and help him. I end up cooking them dinner out

1460
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 4: of guilt. I paid them more than I paid for

1461
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 4: the furniture I got from Albi.

1462
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 5: Did you read his reviews and everyone else that he's

1463
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 5: been great? It was just your house.

1464
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 4: He was strong in the gardening area.

1465
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 5: Well why did you get him as a flat pack expert?

1466
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 4: He was cheap pick shout out heading along to the

1467
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 4: g tonight, Saints VI, the Pies come on in Collingwood.

1468
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think the Pies have this one.

1469
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,919
Speaker 4: We are due for a win.

1470
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 5: At the start of the season can often be a

1471
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 5: bit rocky. Round three this is yours, Collingwood.

1472
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 4: See, the stadiums have gotten into a bit of.

1473
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 5: A war, you know, because everyone's been criticizing the MCG

1474
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 5: for the food prices going up again. I feel like

1475
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 5: we have the same conversation every year, and so Marvel

1476
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 5: have put their prices. They've been brought to a screeching hole.

1477
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 3: Do you know who manages Marvel? Who the AFL? They

1478
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 3: own it? Oh, so it's really the a f L

1479
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 3: versus the MCC.

1480
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 4: So what's so as a pie the same price at

1481
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 4: both stadiums?

1482
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 3: Now or so a pie is cheaper at Marvel cheap pies.

1483
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 4: Rat coffins.

1484
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 5: Wow, the AFL owned Marvel Stadium entirely. Oh yep, I

1485
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 5: didn't realize they're investing in real estate. You know what

1486
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 5: do they earn any of the other stadiums?

1487
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,360
Speaker 4: Well on that the stadium menu. I know I've pitched

1488
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 4: this before, but I'd really love it's Look at the

1489
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 4: edible hot chip cup that we had in the nineties.

1490
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, they had them at Werriby Mansion when I was

1491
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,000
Speaker 5: a kid. I remember we had hot chips in like

1492
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 5: it was like a waffle.

1493
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,120
Speaker 4: Cone, almost savory than sweet.

1494
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 5: And my brother was eating hot chips and he got

1495
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 5: chased by a peacock, right and while he was trying

1496
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 5: to finish his container because he didn't want to give

1497
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 5: it to the peacock, and he was running around with

1498
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 5: the grounds of where if your mansion being chased by

1499
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 5: his peacock, and he just was not going to let

1500
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 5: the peacock have it.

1501
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 3: I wouldn't either, but yeah. But my issue with it

1502
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 3: is when you add a condiment.

1503
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 4: There's salt and sauce in there, but it's a savory wafer.

1504
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:40,600
Speaker 4: It's not sweet, right, and it's not sweet. No, no, no,

1505
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 4: it's like a savory wafer because otherwise a minute you.

1506
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 5: Say savory was savory.

1507
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like a bit of dead horse and

1508
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 3: it's no.

1509
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 5: Honestly, someone will be doing them somewhere. It'll be on

1510
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 5: that Gordon Ramsey food show coming out innovation.

1511
01:05:59,280 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 9: You know what.

1512
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,680
Speaker 4: Let's into it. I would like to roll that out

1513
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 4: at the j Place. Good luck to the prize tonight less.

1514
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 5: Rubbish, I'm into it. I love a good wedding. Everyone

1515
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,439
Speaker 5: loves a wedding. Everyone loves a love story.

1516
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 4: I find I find it goes through patches in your life,

1517
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Like there's a big wedding marriage,

1518
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 4: but you get vide to a lot of weddings and

1519
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 4: there's a new create is a wedding.

1520
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 3: But I do love a good wedding.

1521
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 5: I love a good wedding. I love a good love story,

1522
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:26,960
Speaker 5: but you know it's in vogue at the moment. Divorces.

1523
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 5: Divorces are huge. A lot of people get divorced. Forty

1524
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 5: eight percent of marriages here in Australia.

1525
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 3: Forty serious.

1526
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 5: I just read that somewhere. Let me just quickly. Divorces

1527
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 5: in Australia. It has remained around this percentage in recent years,

1528
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 5: shifting slightly high to forty eight percent. That was twenty

1529
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 5: twenty one COVID.

1530
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 4: Oh, murders would have.

1531
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 5: Been up to no, no, I could leave the house.

1532
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 3: Divorce, so it's on trend.

1533
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, divorce is a huge, and ladies, listen up if

1534
01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 5: your marriage is on the rocks. M Rata supermodel, you

1535
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 5: know she was in them.

1536
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 3: Only just figured out that Emily Ratakowski.

1537
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:15,240
Speaker 5: Was. To me, it was always same person she she

1538
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 5: was in the Blurred Lines film clip. She remember that

1539
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,640
Speaker 5: clip of her being pressed up against the cart passion

1540
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 5: Harry Styles recently, that's right against the van.

1541
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 3: That was very sexy. Was that was that was bordering

1542
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:30,520
Speaker 3: on too sexy.

1543
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:35,520
Speaker 5: Didn't know what she did? Shut it all?

1544
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 3: Where is that dump?

1545
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 5: A little moment of love with Harry Styles? Anyway, Not

1546
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,120
Speaker 5: surprisingly she's getting.

1547
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 4: A divorce, not from Harry.

1548
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 5: They were never married. She was married to Sebastian Bear McLeod.

1549
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,959
Speaker 5: She had this amazing engagement ring that went viral because

1550
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 5: it was like two It was like a pair diamond

1551
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 5: and a square diamond and they were pressed. They were

1552
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,480
Speaker 5: sort of put together in this beautiful, unique style. Anyway,

1553
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 5: she is getting a divorce and she has posted a

1554
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,320
Speaker 5: picture of her two brand new rings. One is the pair,

1555
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:10,479
Speaker 5: one is the square, saying these rings represent my own

1556
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 5: personal evolution. I don't think a woman on the square,

1557
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 5: the pair and the square. I don't think a woman

1558
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 5: should be stripped of her diamonds just because she is

1559
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:18,519
Speaker 5: losing a man.

1560
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 3: What are you doing with them? Otherwise hand him back?

1561
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 3: You don't?

1562
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 4: People some people I think depending on the time period

1563
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 4: the marriage, like if it's six months.

1564
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:33,519
Speaker 5: I think, depending on the situation, Yeah, he's run off

1565
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 5: with his secretary hand getting no diamonds back?

1566
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:36,919
Speaker 4: Though, Did you keep yours?

1567
01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:37,800
Speaker 5: I did?

1568
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 4: Yeah? You do? You good? I wouldn't be passed.

1569
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:46,160
Speaker 5: I deserved them. I got rid of on Quitchmard, but

1570
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:50,040
Speaker 5: I kept them momentarily because throwing off the side of

1571
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:50,639
Speaker 5: a boat.

1572
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:51,599
Speaker 4: Kept the diamonds.

1573
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 5: Wast love it. So a lot of people are doing this,

1574
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 5: They're getting their jewelry repurposed into other pieces. How would

1575
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 5: you feel if you if you met a woman who

1576
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 5: was wearing a beautiful ring and he said what's that

1577
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 5: and they said, it's my old engagement ring.

1578
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,400
Speaker 4: I would have a problem if it was still in

1579
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:17,120
Speaker 4: a ring forma exactly maybe a no stud you know,

1580
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 4: like I just that.

1581
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:26,800
Speaker 5: No stud, that's from yeah, I just I'm studying thereangler.

1582
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:31,840
Speaker 4: I just yeah, I would have an issue with it

1583
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:33,040
Speaker 4: if it was in like still.

1584
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 3: In ring form, right, you know what I mean?

1585
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 17: Did you?

1586
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 4: Because you know the other big thing? Did you ever

1587
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 4: throw a divorce party?

1588
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 5: No, but a lot of people are doing that. It's

1589
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,520
Speaker 5: like a reverse Hen's party.

1590
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:48,559
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well I think everyone that went to the wedding, yeah,

1591
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 4: they leave with the gifts.

1592
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,680
Speaker 3: Yeah ah strong.

1593
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 5: No, I can't give my Provodien voucher back. I've already

1594
01:09:55,680 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 5: made the chicken catch a tory. It's too late. You're

1595
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 5: a free meal at my wedding.

1596
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 3: Really enjoying that air brih.

1597
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:06,559
Speaker 5: The divorced parties are also a big thing. I'm telling you.

1598
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,559
Speaker 5: Divorce InVogue forty eight percent, that's huge.

1599
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:09,519
Speaker 4: Hear that. That's good.

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01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:10,799
Speaker 5: Number dropped since COVID.

1601
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:14,639
Speaker 3: That cos that's a Jane on our show produce. She's

1602
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:16,720
Speaker 3: she's our residence celebrated.

1603
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 4: How many weddings have you done now? I have done

1604
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 4: seventy and none of them have been divorced. You're quite

1605
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:24,200
Speaker 4: in the game.

1606
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,519
Speaker 5: Give it a year, none of them. You've got one

1607
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 5: hundred percent strike.

1608
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:29,559
Speaker 4: Yes, my strike rate is one hundred percent. Is that

1609
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,080
Speaker 4: something you advertise on your website or you.

1610
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:35,639
Speaker 5: Can't do I would one hundred percent strike rate. You're

1611
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,200
Speaker 5: not a surgeon. Even then, they don't do that.

1612
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,120
Speaker 4: The couples ask you, like when they sit down and

1613
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 4: meet with you, do they go or all the other

1614
01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:44,000
Speaker 4: couple with you? Yeah, And I say it's like no win,

1615
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:44,479
Speaker 4: no fee.

1616
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 10: If you get a divorce, I'll refund you.

1617
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,840
Speaker 4: Really, that's good. You know what I'm applying for ref

1618
01:10:51,240 --> 01:11:01,760
Speaker 4: It's like Slater and Gordon.

1619
01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:04,439
Speaker 5: Lauren feeling good one hundred Jason Lauren, Well, go on socials.

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Speaker 3: M h.