Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne way way.
Speaker 2: Jason lauren starting morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Can be great.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Laurensgel one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody working Tuesday, Good morning, can you go?
Speaker 1: I got your present, I got your colleague on the coffees.
Speaker 3: I was running late.
Speaker 1: Last as well, so Wendy, because.
Speaker 3: You've been on the long blacks.
Speaker 1: But those days are done.
Speaker 3: Bring back the.
Speaker 4: Milk month on month off, I reckon I was running behind.
Speaker 3: I text Clint said, hey, can you get the coffees?
Speaker 3: Thank you sir.
Speaker 1: I was running behind as well, but I made time.
Speaker 5: I was running behind too, and I didn't get any coffee.
Speaker 5: But I don't do the coffee on unspoken ruling here,
Speaker 5: I'd be way too lady.
Speaker 4: If I've got the coffee, I know you barely get
Speaker 4: it for six.
Speaker 5: Actually get up in the morning and brush my hair
Speaker 5: and do things you know that takes an extratenment.
Speaker 3: Was that a dig at us we've got no hair?
Speaker 5: Wouldn't I did chop some off yesterday of yours, but
Speaker 5: not that you've got no Hair's just like take two seconds,
Speaker 5: you know what? After showering and getting ready to takes longer.
Speaker 3: We've been like we'll forward little videos to each other
Speaker 3: that we found on the Gram. After seeing that video.
Speaker 5: Much our friendship works. We come to work for three
Speaker 5: hours and then we send each other.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 5: No other conversation unless it's an emergency. Yeah, Timu, Manu
Speaker 5: got dumped.
Speaker 1: Frenchy he got dropped. Yeah he's wow.
Speaker 5: Went on a date with another mass.
Speaker 1: Wasn't he? What about the other couple?
Speaker 5: I got a bit bored of written Jeff. I went
Speaker 5: during that bit, Oh not Miss New Zealand.
Speaker 1: I'm tuning out.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen an episode this series.
Speaker 5: Well, I tune in and out and then I'll get
Speaker 5: a message from Quints and you're watching this and I'm like.
Speaker 6: Gosh shit.
Speaker 1: It was just be gone with you, you horrible woman.
Speaker 5: That's what he said, Jason, be gone with.
Speaker 4: You, you horrible woman.
Speaker 1: She said said to him, you've got really big biceps,
Speaker 1: but they're not going to make me pregnant.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And she also said, I'm Jackie, I'm not a rehabilitation
Speaker 5: center for men. I'm not going to try and fix you.
Speaker 3: I'd actually like to see Clint on Google Box, and
Speaker 3: I think it would work.
Speaker 1: You just sitting on the couch and your eyes have
Speaker 1: red flags. You have a red carpet.
Speaker 5: Oh, we should have we should have said true or not.
Speaker 5: We should have done some quotes. And yes, someone said
Speaker 5: that because some of the dribble that came out there would.
Speaker 3: Be okay, all right, well, don't reveal anymore. Work on
Speaker 3: work on real dribble.
Speaker 5: Some people have red flags, but you're a red car.
Speaker 5: But it didn't even make sense.
Speaker 1: There's one more episode left, a dinner party, and it's
Speaker 1: going to be.
Speaker 5: Maybe because she's already shocked up with she's shacked up
Speaker 5: with timu Quint. Now already Zealand has shocked up with Tim.
Speaker 3: Quint, but the producers were wishing that up earlier in
Speaker 3: the series.
Speaker 5: They're saving it for the big reviews.
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember going through a breakup when you
Speaker 3: were younger, Like someone dumping you? Yeah, Like did you
Speaker 3: put on a brave face like yeah, no, it's not
Speaker 3: working out, It's all fine. Then you go home and three.
Speaker 5: I was I was. I was the dumper back in
Speaker 5: the day. These days I get dumped, but back then,
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm done with it.
Speaker 1: I once brought a girl a ring from CON's right.
Speaker 1: It was like a love heart ring and she returned it.
Speaker 5: To you, to me, we should do breakups. We should
Speaker 5: talk about breakups today. Yes, let's break up off the
Speaker 5: back of the not the Bachelor.
Speaker 3: What's called Matt Let's take downs? Get that fifteen dollars
Speaker 3: backward from Bricky where else? But all right, we'll cover
Speaker 3: break you or clients to me?
Speaker 1: She gave it to me morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Let's get into it. Oh guess what what finished my
Speaker 3: will last night?
Speaker 1: How did that go? Was it emotional? It was all
Speaker 1: right for context. We had a will expert on the
Speaker 1: show and he instructed us all we should be doing
Speaker 1: a will if we're over a basically very possessions.
Speaker 5: So did you choose someone to be the executor? That's
Speaker 5: the wrong word. Executor, No ex executor, which is the
Speaker 5: person who.
Speaker 4: Runs the show, My sister, run, choose.
Speaker 5: Your player, choose your favorite. It's actually a terrible job,
Speaker 5: Oh is it?
Speaker 1: Well, what's a bit different to m seeing a wedding
Speaker 1: up there at the bleck turn going okay, welcome?
Speaker 5: Which is what's the teacher?
Speaker 3: I've gone the urban sister blood teacher, So I've got
Speaker 3: I've ticked her end? Then providing like the legal side
Speaker 3: of things. So she just gets to do the fun
Speaker 3: stuff like give away the car.
Speaker 5: You get a car, you get a house. You've got
Speaker 5: so many houses.
Speaker 1: What Lauren and I get the boat.
Speaker 3: There was a section.
Speaker 5: Because we might then we might kill him, so we
Speaker 5: can get the boat if we find out the week.
Speaker 3: There was a section what gifts would you like to
Speaker 3: leave to friends?
Speaker 5: Like financial, because you've got so much money in so
Speaker 5: many houses that would have been hard for you.
Speaker 3: Darla was taking mortgage, mortgage, mortgage, so nice try. Then
Speaker 3: lou and I were having a disagreement. I was doing
Speaker 3: the will.
Speaker 5: She was, you know you should actually I only should
Speaker 5: talk to your part about it.
Speaker 1: It's going to be like duel entity.
Speaker 5: I guess if you if you have duel possessions like children. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: That we agreed on the children. It's but then she
Speaker 3: walked away and she was in the kitchen and we're
Speaker 3: just we're having a tiff about something. So I was
Speaker 3: my nose how to joint When it got to the
Speaker 3: water shock.
Speaker 5: Horror, did you not leave her anything?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, So when it got to the bit
Speaker 3: about you know, do you want to be buried cremated?
Speaker 3: Left to science? It's pretty grim. I I was a
Speaker 3: bit pissed off with her at that point, so I
Speaker 3: picked a different place to my ashes to be scattered,
Speaker 3: as opposed to what like where she wanted. She wants
Speaker 3: to be put in a plant given to one of
Speaker 3: the kids. What's that going to walk out the back
Speaker 3: and see this fern every day and grieve over momp
Speaker 3: a fern?
Speaker 1: A fern? It was not a beautiful point.
Speaker 5: How do you how do you die and then turn
Speaker 5: into a fern?
Speaker 3: I think you just thrive a ash on the already
Speaker 3: made plant.
Speaker 5: Oh, you just become the fertilized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not an azalea.
Speaker 5: It's an azalea.
Speaker 1: She didn't specify the plant.
Speaker 5: Oh so she didn't say a fern. You're making up
Speaker 5: a fern. I don't think she'd want to be a fern,
Speaker 5: like a definitely matters.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe a chili chili plant.
Speaker 3: You want something easy, You don't want something it's going
Speaker 3: to die, because tree, cactus ain't dying.
Speaker 5: Not arme tree never. Time you make margaritas, you can
Speaker 5: think of me.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking.
Speaker 5: So where did you say you want to go?
Speaker 3: Gold Coast? Because I was angry, so I said scatter
Speaker 3: me with my family.
Speaker 5: As opposed to being in the fern. Yeah, I think
Speaker 5: that's probably fair enough.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be in but I do like
Speaker 3: the margarita tree. That's a good idea. Just Lauren would
Speaker 3: Lauren would love to be here right now. Squeeze of lime,
Speaker 3: there's you taste a little bit sour.
Speaker 5: It sounds like Clint you got in your drink, so
Speaker 5: when you fill it out, you actually have to do that.
Speaker 5: I've never thought about that stuff.
Speaker 3: It's quite grim.
Speaker 1: And then specific requests for the funeral.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what do you You can choose your own music, choose.
Speaker 3: Your own music. You can put in there. I did
Speaker 3: at New Music. I put some food options in.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it sounds like you where'd you go?
Speaker 3: I just didn't want anything to go mat because I
Speaker 3: knew i'd get fo.
Speaker 1: Not many Casha's many cashas.
Speaker 3: No. I just feel like that's done. That's done. They're
Speaker 3: always so what'd you go withss?
Speaker 5: Some Mooses? No one wants a samosa.
Speaker 3: I did like the funeral post twelve PM.
Speaker 1: So they've got some gluten free options.
Speaker 3: Yes I will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Moses, Nah, fantastic with a little bit of mango.
Speaker 1: Chutney on the side.
Speaker 3: Oh you are such a chutney sort of guy.
Speaker 1: I love Utley guys.
Speaker 3: Next week we're going on a family holiday.
Speaker 7: Get it in on all the twenty twenty five AFL
Speaker 7: gather rounds and South Australia have to offer. It's a
Speaker 7: festival of footage and South Australia is ready because we
Speaker 7: gather around to AFL.
Speaker 5: Jason Lawrence j.
Speaker 1: Want to take me to gather round.
Speaker 2: I want to take me too.
Speaker 4: Well, let's go.
Speaker 3: Let's go Virgil Australia. We're going to jump on board
Speaker 3: one of their planes. We're filling it with most of
Speaker 3: our listeners and then all Core dot com putting up
Speaker 3: the hotels.
Speaker 5: Very nice.
Speaker 3: It's going to be like Schoolies week.
Speaker 1: It is like a school camp school.
Speaker 5: It's like SCHOOLI week for adults. For footy fans over
Speaker 5: there and gather on we went last year.
Speaker 3: So can we all watch our behavior. I don't want
Speaker 3: one of us to always behave We saw that passenger
Speaker 3: in the news last night on the flight to Balin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Balin, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That says it all, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: He was I think he was reclining his seat and
Speaker 1: old Nate had a bit of a problem with it.
Speaker 5: I think reclining is allowed on a flight. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: think that's Melbourn to Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not No, No, you're pretty much standing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, might as well catch the bush.
Speaker 3: What's the flight?
Speaker 1: For fifty minutes?
Speaker 3: It felt very long?
Speaker 5: It also then because you make up to I'm going there.
Speaker 1: That's right. We're going into the future time. Yeah, on
Speaker 1: a second, we're going into the past.
Speaker 5: Wait, guys, I think we've mucked this up.
Speaker 1: Daylight savings they're always half an hour behind.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then when daylight savings ends up there half in.
Speaker 1: Our red No, no, no, they are always they are always. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: daylight savings.
Speaker 5: It is missus with my psyche.
Speaker 1: It's odd, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Okay, cool, that's yeah, you got a pack?
Speaker 1: Does bring us closer to Western Australia, though, yes, there
Speaker 1: are a different set of rules altogether. We're going to
Speaker 1: South Astralia, exactly right.
Speaker 3: Okay, so flights a calm tickets? Are you join us?
Speaker 3: We're all going to the forty together. What can go wrong?
Speaker 3: Who is getting on the plane, guys.
Speaker 1: Let's uh, let's give it to Brad. Good morning, Brad,
Speaker 1: there you're going We are good you want to come
Speaker 1: together around with us?
Speaker 2: I would love to.
Speaker 8: Yet maybe he made a keen ass supporter and I'm
Speaker 8: a bomber supporter.
Speaker 5: Awesome. Who's your mate? What's his name?
Speaker 1: We call him Sully, but his name's late Sully.
Speaker 4: It is right?
Speaker 5: Well can we call him Sully?
Speaker 3: Am I allowed to us on the radio while we
Speaker 3: call him Sully?
Speaker 9: Last name is Sullivan?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sally? Sally and Brad? This could be a nile drawer, Brad,
Speaker 1: because Esnon and Melbourne are going very well at the moment.
Speaker 8: Pretty dismal both of them.
Speaker 1: But gather around changes.
Speaker 5: Brad has a kid, He's got a two year old
Speaker 5: and his mate to a teacher, so they deserve a
Speaker 5: weekend away they do.
Speaker 3: Indeed, are you absolutely be awesome? That'd be awesome, Brad.
Speaker 3: Who's going to be more of the liability? Are you
Speaker 3: or Sully?
Speaker 10: I reckon?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sully sounds funny. Yeah, gatheround Hey can Sully? We
Speaker 5: should stop saying his name because he's a Teacher's probably
Speaker 5: supposed to be at work on that Friday. He should
Speaker 5: start with getting a bit of a fever this week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, coming off the weekend, I'm not doing great, you know, hey, mate.
Speaker 1: We will see you on the plane next week.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Guys, got on your Brad. Just Lauren at the airport
Speaker 1: with a big flag. Oh yeah, she's leading the elea.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sounds like something I'm very excited to do.
Speaker 3: Clint Sully sounds like one of those guys. It's not
Speaker 3: going to make it out of the lounge.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It's a teacher, excited, responsible, He'll hang.
Speaker 1: On to which one Sully from the mate? So Brad's
Speaker 1: a plumber, that's right right there, you go, Brad.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a bit of fun next week
Speaker 3: it is. Are we sitting together?
Speaker 5: Hopefully? Not your chance to with f stickets and jonas
Speaker 5: on the plane or at the food right?
Speaker 3: Gotcha? How was that truck fire on the Monash yesterday?
Speaker 3: To see that?
Speaker 5: I did see that, but caused chaos.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of people filming this truck on fire
Speaker 3: as they were driving past, and I'm like, isn't it
Speaker 3: swing like a giant gas cylinder. I don't know if
Speaker 3: I'd be filming it or even driving past, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 5: I saw that lovely boy in Channel nine standing on
Speaker 5: one of the bridges filming down. What's his name, Ollie Money,
Speaker 5: favorite news reporter.
Speaker 3: You ever ever bought traffic to a standstill?
Speaker 1: Did you? That day?
Speaker 3: You break down on.
Speaker 1: I had to push my car across an intersection. People
Speaker 1: get out and help it.
Speaker 5: No, No, they're doing.
Speaker 1: They thought, yeah, they would get out of the way,
Speaker 1: But I think they thought that I had a legitimate
Speaker 1: sort of problem, And you know, they wouldn't be much
Speaker 1: sympathy had I told them I'd run.
Speaker 5: Out of the car just broke down. You've got a
Speaker 5: roll with the car breaking down, not running out of field.
Speaker 5: People think you're an idiot.
Speaker 3: When I was working at a radio station in Sydney,
Speaker 3: we're out in the Black Thunders and we used to
Speaker 3: tow this giant Coca Cola trailer.
Speaker 5: Was it a giant coke?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was was giant cocaine. The whole side of
Speaker 3: it would open and then it'd be filled with skis.
Speaker 3: But a junior Black Thunder driver on their first day
Speaker 3: was driving down the on ramp of the freeway and
Speaker 3: took the turn too sharp. Don't tell me jack knife
Speaker 3: the trailer?
Speaker 4: What is jack knife to the trailer where the car.
Speaker 3: Comes around so it's next to the trailer and then
Speaker 3: the giant coke can. The welding has broken off and
Speaker 3: it starts rolling down the en or is it full
Speaker 3: of coke? Full of coke spraying everywhere?
Speaker 4: Oh dear?
Speaker 1: On his first day, first day, it wasn't full of coke?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 3: Icy?
Speaker 5: Cold?
Speaker 4: Can's going?
Speaker 1: The icy glad a coke? My goodness? Spraying everywhere?
Speaker 5: No, I can proudly say I've never done that.
Speaker 1: Really, there's still time, there's peach time.
Speaker 5: Hopefully. I've got a lot of living to do.
Speaker 3: Clint Hey coming up? Do you remember friend dressing?
Speaker 5: I could I forget the mister Sheffield? Well, friend, we
Speaker 5: interviewed her once, we went about eight years.
Speaker 3: Well she's living. Where do you hear what she's up
Speaker 3: to now?
Speaker 1: Sixty?
Speaker 3: Alrighty guys, we haven't known this for a while. Naughty
Speaker 3: noughty six forty.
Speaker 5: Now, who remembers the mount he named frown? I love mister,
Speaker 5: I loved Nanny. Did you watch I feel like Niles?
Speaker 1: What's that? Niles? You?
Speaker 3: What I can check if Niles from the Nanny is?
Speaker 5: By the way, Friend Dresser is still still not only
Speaker 5: is she king? She's sixty seven now and she has
Speaker 5: been talking about her romantic life now. She was once married.
Speaker 5: She has explained that she still loves her gay ex
Speaker 5: husband and they're very close. But the most she can
Speaker 5: give anybody else is a friend with benefits situation. And
Speaker 5: she said years ago that she had a friend with benefits,
Speaker 5: but they weren't in a relationship. That was friends with benefits.
Speaker 5: And now she says she has friends with benefits on rotation.
Speaker 3: At sixty seven?
Speaker 1: Do you know how many she's got through the she.
Speaker 5: Just she says she has several on rotation.
Speaker 1: On they know about each other? Actual name?
Speaker 5: Friend?
Speaker 1: Oh? Friend?
Speaker 5: What was the name in the thing the nanny named Frank?
Speaker 1: What's her actual name?
Speaker 5: Frank?
Speaker 1: Friend? Friend and friend?
Speaker 5: Yes, filed around her? Okay from flushing, remember.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right?
Speaker 3: How did you rest kick down on her?
Speaker 5: She was working in a brittle shopping till her boyfriend
Speaker 5: kicked her out in one of those crash and saying
Speaker 5: what was she to do? Where was she to go?
Speaker 5: She was out, fanny? Why was she friddy? Out on her? Fanny?
Speaker 3: I kicked her out on the curve on her.
Speaker 5: Eyes, No, not on her eyes, on her fanny.
Speaker 3: I think that's what they call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, yeah, the.
Speaker 5: No, they don't. It's a trick, you got What do
Speaker 5: you mean they call a bum bag of fanny pack?
Speaker 1: Yes, hang on, maybe, yes they don't. If you're out
Speaker 1: on your fanny, you're out on your house.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, no, that's not true. She was on her fanny, yes,
Speaker 5: Is that she was out on her bottom?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: No, Just keep in in mind if you have a
Speaker 3: hook up with an American.
Speaker 1: What you've got a nice fatty to be careful.
Speaker 3: He telling them to go.
Speaker 5: Chasing.
Speaker 4: So the funny is the yes, and it.
Speaker 3: Doesn't rhyme kicked around on her.
Speaker 5: Doesn't work?
Speaker 3: Do we know if Niles is dead yet?
Speaker 1: He's alive.
Speaker 5: He's alive. He's just been sitting around on his fanny,
Speaker 5: not working.
Speaker 1: It's gracious, really, just careful Google imaging.
Speaker 5: She was on her fanny? Who's good? Can we get
Speaker 5: the song? Please?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: Till her boyfriend kicked around one of those crashing scenes?
Speaker 5: Well shed do? Where was she to go? Shut on her?
Speaker 3: Have you too, ever been in a situation where you
Speaker 3: have someone a friend with benefits?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Never me, No, you've never had that relationship, girl, But
Speaker 3: even between relationships, never had that little No.
Speaker 5: I always wanted to be in a relationship with them,
Speaker 5: whether or not they thought I was a friend not
Speaker 5: your friend. Yeah, I was always keen. I never didn't
Speaker 5: know and I couldn't do that. You're too weez, Clint.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm still looking at Fanny's No, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I mean the word faddy meaning button but.
Speaker 5: Bottom anyway, show me. But what are you looking at? Though? Actually,
Speaker 5: don't show me, show you fannyny.
Speaker 1: It's thirteen, he's on Cambridge did all right? So what
Speaker 1: does it say?
Speaker 5: Is funny a bad word?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten? Is our number? Thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four ten? Do you have a friend with benefits? Or
Speaker 3: have you been in a situation where you have had
Speaker 3: a friend with benefits? Did it end well? Is this
Speaker 3: still going?
Speaker 5: I remember, kid, what you had? There was that book
Speaker 5: in the character's name was Fanny and far Away, and
Speaker 5: I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 5: So she was named after a bum.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. I got two hundred dollars
Speaker 3: Anna Conda vouchers up for grabs pay less so you
Speaker 3: can play more this Easter thanks to Anaconda. Do you
Speaker 3: have a friend with benefits?
Speaker 1: She's the lady and read whatever is.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Here we go the.
Speaker 5: Nanny name Friends.
Speaker 3: We are doing ughty noughty six forty and we are
Speaker 3: talking friends with benefits.
Speaker 1: Friends with benefits, So France, what's sixty four? Friends sixty seven?
Speaker 1: And she's got multiple friends with benefits? Good honor, I.
Speaker 3: Say, Anonymous, that's called true Anonymous, you are hooking up
Speaker 3: with a younger man.
Speaker 6: I was after my marriage break down. I was fifty one,
Speaker 6: and I thought I've never had it. One night stand,
Speaker 6: so I did it. And then he said for we're
Speaker 6: free on Sundays. And I went off on Sunday, free
Speaker 6: on Sundays.
Speaker 5: Sunday morning, Sunday more, Yeah, Herenday morning.
Speaker 6: It was a good Sunday more. It was a good Sunday.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 3: Question, where where'd you meet him?
Speaker 6: I met him online actually, which is really fun. But
Speaker 6: he was a gorgeous guy. He was thirty two.
Speaker 3: I was fifty one, And just follow up question after
Speaker 3: the first time, the one night stand, obously you didn't
Speaker 3: want commitment. How was that chat? Setting the boundaries?
Speaker 6: It was good because I was so not confident after
Speaker 6: I'd been in a marriage for twenty four years, and
Speaker 6: I was not confident in myself with my body everything.
Speaker 6: So it was like it was almost like he was
Speaker 6: a teacher and I was a student, which it sounds
Speaker 6: really weird, but no, it was the teacher. Well yeah,
Speaker 6: just to make my confidence, and I know I was.
Speaker 6: It was amazing because I mean he I was pretty
Speaker 6: hot too then, like I'm still hot, but you know,
Speaker 6: he was gorgeous.
Speaker 5: And when you said you met on an app, was
Speaker 5: it just like a dating app or was it like
Speaker 5: specifically an app for random hook cups or older women?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, it wasn't. It was a dating app.
Speaker 6: And he said, oh, you know I like older women.
Speaker 6: I date older women. And I went okay, And then
Speaker 6: I'm probably realized now that he was a player.
Speaker 1: Obviously that right exactly, That's what. How long did it
Speaker 1: go on for?
Speaker 5: I went on for over eight months every Sunday.
Speaker 6: He loved it every Sunday, and I mean I was
Speaker 6: playing as much as he was, so you know, it
Speaker 6: worked out fine and just skyrocketed. Then after that I
Speaker 6: was fine because I was sad and lonely.
Speaker 1: Why did it end?
Speaker 6: I chose to end it because I she met someone
Speaker 6: and and that was it. And I said you know what,
Speaker 6: the Sundays can't happen anymore.
Speaker 5: Actually, no, I'm on Sunday session.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I love a Sunday session.
Speaker 1: Do you all right?
Speaker 3: I just met Angel?
Speaker 1: H Bhi Angel? Are you an Angel?
Speaker 5: I am Angel. Have you got a friend with benefits?
Speaker 3: I do? I do.
Speaker 8: It's it's a really complicated situation.
Speaker 5: But how does it work?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 8: We met on plenty of fashion, he said. Oh, he
Speaker 8: laid out all the arrangements quite quick. I have a
Speaker 8: sturdy partner, but we're in an open relationship. I needed
Speaker 8: someone neighbor to me, and it turned out we were neighbors.
Speaker 5: Oh he's your neighbor neighbors? Is that how you met
Speaker 5: him though? Because he lived next door?
Speaker 3: No, not really.
Speaker 8: I tend not to day anyone near me because it's
Speaker 8: you know, it's scary. But he was arnest and he
Speaker 8: laid it up. I didn't want a relationship. I just
Speaker 8: want to have fun.
Speaker 5: So where did you meet?
Speaker 2: We met in an ursel playing the Pokey's or something.
Speaker 8: A little bit years and the coffee, you know, and
Speaker 8: then he laid.
Speaker 5: It all out, like did you meet him online? And
Speaker 5: then you planned to meet him at the rsel or
Speaker 5: you were just sitt the RSL and made sixty eyes
Speaker 5: across there.
Speaker 6: A little bit like that.
Speaker 9: Yes, and he was your next door.
Speaker 1: Neighbor, Angel, Angel, you're still with him.
Speaker 8: Yes, We actually went to the city last Friday to
Speaker 8: join the Saints and Sinners at the Inflation. It's a
Speaker 8: big sex party.
Speaker 1: To join. What it's like, It's it's a sex party Inflation.
Speaker 8: Yes, So they booked the whole club and close it
Speaker 8: all down to those specific people.
Speaker 5: That like to fun have fun from the RSL to Inflation.
Speaker 3: So you just walk around nude at the club and
Speaker 3: everyone just.
Speaker 1: Hooks up with everyone.
Speaker 8: Oh yes, yes, and we have different floors for it.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 8: Vanilla's a little naughty and the naughtiust on the basement.
Speaker 3: Angel the dark, imagine the lift doors opening.
Speaker 5: It's not like formal interest. It's just a friend with benefits.
Speaker 8: That's it. It's only down he's got a girlfriend, I'm
Speaker 8: free and we all hang out, the four of us,
Speaker 8: and then we go to a party they as.
Speaker 1: Well and Inflation, and then they go to the RSL
Speaker 1: after and play the pokes together.
Speaker 3: Might head down to Bentley RSL this weekend.
Speaker 5: For a canter well make sure you look out for angels.
Speaker 3: See what happens made a shower after those calls.
Speaker 1: Loses lips.
Speaker 3: Let me joined by one of the stars from the
Speaker 3: White Lotus this morning after eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: Shortsnagger, Yes, I love White Loatus.
Speaker 3: About this is Arney Son correctger Son, Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Schwarzenegger.
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Speaker 3: a U los You got many skills in life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a good lip reader. However, it is your
Speaker 5: turn today, Jason.
Speaker 3: I've had heard Lauren's the one that you want in
Speaker 3: a workplace. It has glass meeting rooms, so then you
Speaker 3: know what people are saying about.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: But you've got such a tiny little bird mouth with tiny,
Speaker 5: winny little lips. It's hard to read your lips because.
Speaker 3: Top flip, isn't it top lip? Small bottom lip?
Speaker 5: No, bottom lip is not big.
Speaker 1: You've got half of you've got fish lips?
Speaker 5: Were should should I know?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: You don't even know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know exactly what you're going to ask you
Speaker 5: shouldn't be getting filler in your lips at first.
Speaker 4: Okay, what you should do is put.
Speaker 5: The noise canceling headphones on. Clinton and I have some
Speaker 5: sentences here that we shall be reading to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna go all okay, music, what's the music?
Speaker 5: You guys always tell me off for lot for yelling
Speaker 5: when I've got the headphones on and we've got no idea.
Speaker 1: We're going to go topical today, Lauren, why.
Speaker 5: Don't we just talk about him and not do him
Speaker 5: for a bit. I know, all right, let's go topical.
Speaker 5: You want to go first, or I don't know what.
Speaker 1: He's big one, especially today complaining.
Speaker 5: He's in a bit of a mood. Today's sney.
Speaker 3: Got he just rolled his eyes. He guys bitching about me.
Speaker 5: Laurens first, Lauren Firstspril today and we've avoided this all day,
Speaker 5: but here we go.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: April Fools is for tools?
Speaker 3: Can you can you move the market? Need to see lips?
Speaker 5: April Fools is for tools.
Speaker 3: Quite sexual, Your lips are quite big.
Speaker 5: April Fools is for tools. I love you, No, no, no,
Speaker 5: April Fools.
Speaker 1: He's French, of he's not very good. He's not and
Speaker 1: that's fantastic.
Speaker 2: April April Fools for tools, it's for you.
Speaker 1: Tools, which is you tool? Two tools? You well, you
Speaker 1: are a tool. April Fools. April Fools is.
Speaker 3: Four day tools.
Speaker 1: It's for tools. A tool is for tools. Was half right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: My turn, my turn? She was out on her fanny.
Speaker 1: I want to suck on my feet?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 1: This is inspired? We're talking about brand.
Speaker 5: Dresser Fanny, the Flashing girl from Flashing.
Speaker 1: She was out on her fanny.
Speaker 3: It's from the song I Want to Suck on the.
Speaker 1: Last word, since.
Speaker 5: Sheld she was out on her fanny.
Speaker 1: He won on my.
Speaker 3: Fanny.
Speaker 1: Yes, Fanny is part of it, the nanny. Yes, she
Speaker 1: was out on her fanny.
Speaker 5: Ya about the song we're talking about?
Speaker 8: You to do?
Speaker 5: Was she?
Speaker 1: She was out on her.
Speaker 3: I thought you were saying, what's on the today?
Speaker 5: Love for me Today? I've got pilates, I've got I'm
Speaker 5: doing actually a polaratees date with my best girlfriend. We're
Speaker 5: going together.
Speaker 3: Can you talk during a pilarates?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: But it is nice to make a commitment to meet
Speaker 5: someone there because then you feel more obliged to go.
Speaker 5: Sometimes after the show, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: I just really I know it's when you yeah, when
Speaker 3: you promise.
Speaker 5: Someone had a very very bad sleep last night. So
Speaker 5: I feel tired today, but I'm committed to meeting someone there,
Speaker 5: so I'll be off.
Speaker 1: Is that on the Reformer Reformer Former?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been doing a lot of Reformer plartis. I'm
Speaker 5: really yes, it is. Yeah, somewhere deep down inside, I
Speaker 5: have a cores. I believe layers over the top of it,
Speaker 5: but it is there.
Speaker 3: I've never done pilarates, but the machine looks fun.
Speaker 1: And we can do.
Speaker 5: It's not easy, and it's a real man thing to say.
Speaker 5: Polarates looks fun and easy because you can do Matt plarties,
Speaker 5: you can do reform plarties, you can do hot plarties.
Speaker 5: You go and try and and it is so hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a few sort of beginner type maneuvers you
Speaker 1: can do off the polarates reformer. We did them on
Speaker 1: the Today Show the other morning.
Speaker 5: You're on the floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bit of floor.
Speaker 5: I didn't say reformer there, no, no, no, no, off.
Speaker 1: The machine, just a bit of beginner type stuff.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you can do Matt plains and you can
Speaker 5: do hot pot polarates.
Speaker 3: You'll feel that show with anything the wind screen wipets.
Speaker 5: Hey, you do do strange things on their weekend Today's show.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's what's two hours?
Speaker 1: Three hours? You gotta film.
Speaker 5: The other day he texted me saying, oh god, they're
Speaker 5: making Ellie and I paint each other.
Speaker 1: So it was like painted each other like body paint,
Speaker 1: chocolate body pain.
Speaker 5: No, we're painting portraits of each other.
Speaker 3: Painting.
Speaker 5: That makes more sense.
Speaker 1: You eve done the chocolate body paint thing, so you
Speaker 1: have maybe when I was younger. Now, how much body?
Speaker 1: You just got?
Speaker 5: Chocolate body pat yourself and lick it off? Sat in
Speaker 5: his house on his own licking it off.
Speaker 1: Guys, Yes, have you seen this dude online?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I think you have.
Speaker 3: He's a building inspector. He pops up on a current
Speaker 3: affair now and then actually you see him all rigged
Speaker 3: up in the vest and everything.
Speaker 1: He looks like a.
Speaker 3: Hardcore police swat team member.
Speaker 5: But what is he doing.
Speaker 3: He's a building inspector and he goes around just checking
Speaker 3: that buildings are up to code.
Speaker 1: I have seen it now, it's really videos supposed to be.
Speaker 2: And guess what this guy has done? His phone?
Speaker 5: What do you mean phone?
Speaker 1: So the latest meeting.
Speaker 5: God, he's like down from the block, Yes, down from
Speaker 5: the block.
Speaker 2: Look, this is a dock site and check yourself bone.
Speaker 3: Instead of have you seen concrete and timber, someone's making
Speaker 3: a house and filling it with building phone.
Speaker 5: Instead of concrete.
Speaker 1: Is that allowed?
Speaker 5: No, you can't build a house out of phone.
Speaker 1: Is that a fire danger?
Speaker 5: Well it's also like what was that nursery rhyme about
Speaker 5: the little pigs and they blew it came and I'd
Speaker 5: blow it all down. Yeah, instead of using bricks. Someone
Speaker 5: who's built a house with phone.
Speaker 3: So let me explain the phone. Right, we just had
Speaker 3: a split system air conditioned to taken out of the wall. Right.
Speaker 3: So then there was a hole through the wall where
Speaker 3: obviously the pipe used to be.
Speaker 5: Oh, you can fill it.
Speaker 3: So into Nathan building came around like no more gaps
Speaker 3: and they they fill it with the phone and its
Speaker 3: bands and it goes rocket and then you just saw
Speaker 3: the ends off and almost be as hard as a brick.
Speaker 1: But you can't be you can't, no, no, no, that's
Speaker 1: just filling.
Speaker 5: So he's going around telling people that their houses are
Speaker 5: made of phone.
Speaker 3: Well that house is I know in the past we
Speaker 3: have said Hey, what's wrong with your car?
Speaker 9: The handbreaking? It used to work. We properly anyway.
Speaker 5: In the back of my car. Hang on, Oh, so
Speaker 5: didn't roll down the hills.
Speaker 3: You would shock the wheels like a caravan being stored.
Speaker 6: It has no ignitions that be a screwdriver.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I'm sorry, screwdriver. Hi.
Speaker 5: Every time I started, so you look like you're stealing
Speaker 5: the car every time you did.
Speaker 1: This week, let's do house addition, what's wrong with your house?
Speaker 3: Or it might have been a rental you had when
Speaker 3: you were growing up. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
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Speaker 5: I lived in a rental where it was strange. It
Speaker 5: was like Clint, you would have been there was that
Speaker 5: rental I lived in in them just off Chapel Street.
Speaker 5: It was a two story townhouse, but the laundry for
Speaker 5: some reason, was upstairs. It was like one of those
Speaker 5: like just sliding doors laundry. I don't know why you
Speaker 5: would put that upstairs. Firstly, it was a nightmare when
Speaker 5: we moved in, having to get the washing and dryer
Speaker 5: and everything up the stairs with a big sink in
Speaker 5: the middle of the hall and whatever. But it kept
Speaker 5: flooding the washing machine and it would fill up in
Speaker 5: the little laundry bit. So one day we looked up
Speaker 5: and we were like, oh gosh, the brustol bubbly like
Speaker 5: the water was seeping through. So we stabbed it with
Speaker 5: a knife and put a bucket and all the water
Speaker 5: was running down. And so then every time we put
Speaker 5: the washing machine on, we just had to have a
Speaker 5: bucket in the middle of the living room so that
Speaker 5: it could leak down.
Speaker 1: Through the roof.
Speaker 5: Because the landlord wouldn't fix it. So we had a
Speaker 5: water feature. That's no idea, A bit of water feature
Speaker 5: in the living room. Oh they were like, yeah, we'll
Speaker 5: get Yeah, this never happens. I think it was actually
Speaker 5: our fault because it was our washing machine leaking.
Speaker 3: Not to put there.
Speaker 5: Why would you put it upstairs?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen is out number.
Speaker 5: But it was a beautiful water feature. We could watch
Speaker 5: the voice and have a waterfall.
Speaker 3: What was wrong? With the house you lived in. When
Speaker 3: people do the old portable walls, you ever seen those.
Speaker 1: Like temporary walls?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a unit when I moved to Perth.
Speaker 3: I stayed in short term accommodation and I think it
Speaker 3: was a big apartment and the owners obviously putting one
Speaker 3: of those temporary walls and added a new entry.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes if you've got a big lound room, they
Speaker 1: sort of make it into it.
Speaker 5: In that sharehouse my ex boyfriend years ago had in Turki,
Speaker 5: they just made put a boals of wood wall in
Speaker 5: the middle of the largest bedroom and made it to
Speaker 5: shared on.
Speaker 1: That's not good for the acoustics. No, No, I'm sure
Speaker 1: trades would have seen a thing or two. Oh maybe
Speaker 1: they're guilty of boaming. Thirteen twenty four to ten is
Speaker 1: our number.
Speaker 3: We've done. What's wrong with your car today? What's wrong
Speaker 3: with your house?
Speaker 1: Melbourne?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with your house?
Speaker 1: Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Or was it
Speaker 3: a rental? Give us a call.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Sarah Morning, Sarah, do you live in
Speaker 5: a lemon?
Speaker 12: Good morning? Not a lemon for the house that I bought?
Speaker 12: I mean, I guess it's a Lemon, the house that
Speaker 12: I bought and built. There's been multiple issues, but I
Speaker 12: guess the big one is they needed to replace the
Speaker 12: front door, and the replacement door that they gave me
Speaker 12: was too big, and instead of changing the door side
Speaker 12: of filing the door side down, they decided to file
Speaker 12: the bottom tread of the doorframes. So every time it rains,
Speaker 12: I have water starting from my front door.
Speaker 3: Oh that's just front doors, just a standard.
Speaker 1: Order a new one the other day, and my oversize.
Speaker 1: I need to get a bit added to it.
Speaker 5: What do you mean anyhow, there's not a standard doors.
Speaker 5: There's not a standard roof size. Some people have high
Speaker 5: ceilings some of the low ceiling.
Speaker 1: Different les, different you know, both doors. It's a front door,
Speaker 1: I think the standard and then you have to customize,
Speaker 1: get some shaved off or added on on the next
Speaker 1: elp heah my my, I've got a big door hole.
Speaker 5: You got a big hole, got.
Speaker 1: A big goal?
Speaker 5: Oh you know about people with big doors?
Speaker 1: Clint, Yes, thirty is our number. Are you living in
Speaker 1: a Lemon?
Speaker 5: Hey?
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Speaker 5: Point is that if you want to get someone, they've
Speaker 5: got to not remember that it's April Fool's Day. Except
Speaker 5: for our misery. Guts of an executive producer while we
Speaker 5: walked in this morning, goes everyone, it's April Full's Day.
Speaker 5: I hate April Fools. I haven't planned anything, we're not
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Speaker 1: Is that what you said, Broy?
Speaker 3: Remember when your fun at a party, Remember when you
Speaker 3: thought Emirates were bringing out swimming pools on the A three.
Speaker 5: Eighty, Well, they pulled up a very convincing instagram about
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Speaker 5: Then someone said, well, what happens if there's It wasn't
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Speaker 3: I don't even think takeoff is going to get you.
Speaker 1: Oh, exactly.
Speaker 5: You know, I take I did you think about it?
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Speaker 1: They got me all right.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten, we are talking. Do you live
Speaker 3: in a Lemon?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 5: Is there something wrong with your house? Let's go to Eltham, Larnie.
Speaker 5: What's happening in downtown Alpham at your house?
Speaker 11: Come morning, guys, love your show. My fiance and I
Speaker 11: have just finished building our house and we've got a
Speaker 11: building inspector in. Yes, we have a fifty five page
Speaker 11: d fast.
Speaker 5: Ninety five pages. That's a lot of what's the big Yeah,
Speaker 5: you put the post its on what's the biggest?
Speaker 11: They have to roop up the floors because the floors
Speaker 11: are uneven and they have to rethrough the floors. We've
Speaker 11: also got a war with a massive bow in it
Speaker 11: and you can actually see like where it meets.
Speaker 5: Was that heartbreaking for you when you got that list?
Speaker 11: We kind of knew that it was coming, and that's
Speaker 11: why we've got the inspectors coming in the first place.
Speaker 5: But what you don't have to pay for it.
Speaker 11: You send it to the Come on, Yeah, we're sending
Speaker 11: it off to them and they can fix it off
Speaker 11: about time.
Speaker 1: This could be a Tracy Grimshaw job.
Speaker 11: It could most definitely.
Speaker 1: She fixes everything.
Speaker 5: Hasn't been. She's not riding horses in the country. We
Speaker 5: love Tracy.
Speaker 1: Hello, good, what's wrong with your house?
Speaker 10: So we're on a farm and in the bathroom, if
Speaker 10: you're sitting on the toilet, you can look through a
Speaker 10: hole and see through to the ground and you get
Speaker 10: to see the chickens a lot because they like to
Speaker 10: hang out under the bathroom.
Speaker 5: There is a hole in your bathroom floor, so hang on.
Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on.
Speaker 3: If you're on the toilet and I'm watching TV downstairs,
Speaker 3: I can look up to the roof and say, Hi.
Speaker 5: No, it sounds like the toilet's on the ground floor.
Speaker 5: You can see under the house, under the house right
Speaker 5: with the chickens roam.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the chickens I like to hang out down there
Speaker 10: and lay some eggs.
Speaker 5: And how long are you planning on keeping the people
Speaker 5: before you fix it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 10: You know what it's been like six seven years?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 10: Why I fix something that they ain't broke it?
Speaker 3: You know, you need one of those carpet mats that
Speaker 3: we used to have around the toilet when we're growing up,
Speaker 3: putting over the whole the we mates, remember the we mates.
Speaker 5: To keep your feet warm? Weren't they?
Speaker 1: I thought just to get splashes we catches. Yeah, splash
Speaker 1: the shag pile run.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's why they had a shag on them.
Speaker 5: No, they were to keep your feet warm.
Speaker 3: No, that's a we catcher and.
Speaker 1: They were always are not we catcher. They're always at
Speaker 1: Nana Pop's house. They always missed the ball.
Speaker 5: It was because adn't want the kids to get their
Speaker 5: feet caught if they got up the middle of the night.
Speaker 3: You've got a why haven't been to catch the Wii?
Speaker 5: No, they're not for you boys that have terrible aim.
Speaker 1: No, Nann's not.
Speaker 5: Non's fine.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know she's got the shag Piro Exactly.
Speaker 5: How often did you have to wash the week oucher?
Speaker 3: So I don't think I got remember mum washing it?
Speaker 3: Maybe once a week.
Speaker 5: There's just no way. It's not a week otch.
Speaker 1: No, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3: Can you still get them?
Speaker 5: They were in like a U shape? Is that what
Speaker 5: you mean?
Speaker 1: Let me google week. I think through these we just
Speaker 1: learnt to we a lot better.
Speaker 5: People that had the novelty toilet seats. What are not
Speaker 5: like with the fish in it, like the jelly beans.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes you do get up in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night and you don't switch lights on. And if
Speaker 1: you're a guy, it's just a bit you switch the
Speaker 1: lights well because you don't want to wake up too
Speaker 1: much in the middle of the night. Do you switch
Speaker 1: your lights onto the toilet or sense the light? Do
Speaker 1: you get a night light?
Speaker 5: What do you mean take your little lantern?
Speaker 3: Like, as soon as I go into the bathroom, a
Speaker 3: little light goes on, So I am that's that blind me?
Speaker 3: Very small, very small? What you can even get lights
Speaker 3: for the toilet, for the seat, Yeah, you can get
Speaker 3: l A d lights under the seat.
Speaker 5: Come on, I got to your house. You've got l
Speaker 5: A day lights and a wee catch up.
Speaker 1: I can change the color with the lights. Nah, Kira,
Speaker 1: how did we get here?
Speaker 12: Morning?
Speaker 1: Do you think cheap your toes warm?
Speaker 11: I do think the boys have a little bit of
Speaker 11: a point.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, feet on it, you've got feet.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Your chance to do in a cheeky five thousand dollars.
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Speaker 5: Chosen player today is from Philip Island. It's beautiful down there, Jennifer,
Speaker 5: good morning, good morning. Is it a nice morning down
Speaker 5: on the island. Yeah, it's a bit fresh, but it's
Speaker 5: nice blue skies. Though it looks lovely here in South Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Philip Island got a bit busier since the block. Really
Speaker 1: that sounds like I know, remember talking me.
Speaker 5: I'm but also remember Adrian Portelly bought all seven houses
Speaker 5: and the one thing, and then he tried to offload
Speaker 5: them and someone said no, I'll take the cash. The
Speaker 5: house is probably just sitting there. Yeah, all right, Jennifer,
Speaker 5: let's see if we can win you some cash this morning.
Speaker 5: I believe you want a medium question for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yes, alright, five hundred dollars.
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Speaker 1: And here he is.
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Speaker 2: What year did I become Prime Minister of Australia?
Speaker 5: Three two?
Speaker 1: You said two thousand.
Speaker 3: No, she said two thousand and two, She said two
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Speaker 5: I want to give her the money too, but Jason
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: O Jennifer, you got one more for her? Give it,
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Speaker 5: That is clicking or this is all because Jen thought
Speaker 5: that Anthony Alberanezi was the Prime Minister since two thousand
Speaker 5: and two, which means he would have racked up twenty
Speaker 5: three years in the top.
Speaker 6: Didn't come out correctly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you organs fourteen. He's got cerebral palsy. His name
Speaker 5: is Zavier Morning, Xavier, you aren't going to be busy, Xavier.
Speaker 1: I've got one too.
Speaker 5: What are you doing. She's got the chicken, she's got
Speaker 5: the monster trunck, she's got the dinosaurs, she's got the TV,
Speaker 5: she's got the anaconda. Hey, j come on, Clint, something else.
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm going to throw you a five dollar
Speaker 1: code Camp voucher.
Speaker 3: Oh actually, your kid will love this.
Speaker 1: Get tech, savvy, crafty or sporting in Australia's favorite school
Speaker 1: holiday camp.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god, we're happy. They're happy.
Speaker 3: Tea, you want to come together.
Speaker 1: We love you, Jen, Thanks for listening. Jen. Good on
Speaker 1: your Jen so much.
Speaker 3: Oh look at that the Brides covers empty shame cool.
Speaker 5: Now if you'd like something for no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: no no no, we're out every No. I mean I've
Speaker 5: had a bad week. I'm in a good mood.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Melbourne. That's Gracey Abrams. That's so true. If
Speaker 3: you're a fan of White Lotus coming up, Patrick Schwartzneggar
Speaker 3: is going to join us.
Speaker 5: After eight thirtyger Arnold Schwartzenegger.
Speaker 3: He's going to join us after thirty two.
Speaker 1: Talk.
Speaker 5: I'm teking of about talking to him because I haven't
Speaker 5: watched the whole season because I watched the first episode
Speaker 5: and then I wanted to binge it. But because it
Speaker 5: drops every week, I don't have the patience. I thought, Nope,
Speaker 5: I'm parking this. I'm going to wait a rainy Sunday
Speaker 5: when I've got nothing on.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to watch that four episode.
Speaker 3: You're good that people don't ruin it for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, now there's only one episode to be dropped, so
Speaker 5: I have you seen the episodes Mestead of Given Miss Mydears.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the incident involving him? No, well I
Speaker 1: know about it.
Speaker 5: There's a couple of incidents with him. There's actually an
Speaker 5: incident at the end of episode one as.
Speaker 1: Well with Schwartznagger.
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, I'm going to join us after eight
Speaker 3: thirty this morning. Guys. Tears at my place yesterday? Why
Speaker 3: three year old Archie?
Speaker 5: Oh man, kids, that's always crying.
Speaker 1: While I always crying for She's got a point.
Speaker 5: The I pick her up, she wants to be picked up,
Speaker 5: and then she cries and I put her down. She
Speaker 5: wants to be picked up again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. They've got to make their mind up.
Speaker 5: And she's hungry and she's not hungry. She cries.
Speaker 3: They're crying. They're hungry. You got to feed him.
Speaker 5: She wants to toy, so get the toys out and
Speaker 5: then she cries.
Speaker 1: But then when you're feeding them and they spit it out.
Speaker 8: Crying.
Speaker 1: Predictable.
Speaker 3: All right, tell me about it to read a bit.
Speaker 1: I cry a lot too, Yes, Archie, Archie.
Speaker 3: He takes after me. He loves an ice cream.
Speaker 5: Oh, I cried in the ice cream all the other night.
Speaker 1: Remembered.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I got told I can't have dairy and
Speaker 5: I wanted an ice cream.
Speaker 3: Well, I picked him up the other day from kindy.
Speaker 3: We're driving home. He's like, Dad, ice cream, ice cream,
Speaker 3: ice cream?
Speaker 1: Like, you know what?
Speaker 3: Okay, screw it?
Speaker 5: How many days a week to get an ice cream?
Speaker 3: Up?
Speaker 1: Tell the sorry archie you've twisted my arm.
Speaker 5: Pulling into his magnum for the day. How many days
Speaker 5: a week do you get the child ice cream?
Speaker 1: Maybe twice?
Speaker 3: That's a lie, a lie fabricuet twice he goes to
Speaker 3: kindy twice a week, you get a little ask cream
Speaker 3: on the way home. I mean getting him little on
Speaker 3: the work.
Speaker 5: Magnum, right, a peppermint magnum.
Speaker 1: He likes. That's huge.
Speaker 5: He's like, he's like a teeny tiny little tot. Well,
Speaker 5: surely you get the box of the mini magnums and
Speaker 5: give him one.
Speaker 1: Of them, because then if he knows they're in the house.
Speaker 3: Seven bucks now, oh mate, every paddle pop's forty dollars.
Speaker 5: Paddle pops are for kids, magnums are for adults. Well,
Speaker 5: he doesn't deserve a magnim. Hasn't lived enough life yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 5: Well, we really got to live life to deserve a magnum.
Speaker 3: I know, but the problem is I can't get a magnum.
Speaker 5: Will be like you can because he's three and you're
Speaker 5: a grown adult. Also a magnum. That's dangerous territory in
Speaker 5: the car because the chocolate breaks.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no eating in the car.
Speaker 5: What do you make him do it? On the foot
Speaker 5: path outside the service station?
Speaker 3: He waits till we get home.
Speaker 1: Oh that's even worse.
Speaker 5: So then he has a half melted.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, the servo is very close and he'd
Speaker 1: be crying because he can't have it.
Speaker 3: Well, no, this is the issue.
Speaker 5: I don't think he's taking out you. I think he's
Speaker 5: just going ring magnums himself. But this, this story doesn't
Speaker 5: make sense.
Speaker 3: We get home, I opened the magnum and he lost.
Speaker 5: It because it was melted.
Speaker 3: No, the chocolate was cracked.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, doesn't he just bite it off anyway exactly
Speaker 1: right around it because it's got a crack in it.
Speaker 3: Doesn't want it?
Speaker 5: Also, what happened Jose had to go back and he
Speaker 5: ate archiees mag themu and then you went and got
Speaker 5: another bad Yes.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3: And I'm just like the biggest tantrum over the smallest issue.
Speaker 5: Sometimes when you're tied and emotional though, like I.
Speaker 3: Cry well, we had a similar situation when we're moving
Speaker 3: house years ago. I remember, like, you unpack alder and
Speaker 3: you're exhausted, and I ordered tie and I said, specifically.
Speaker 1: No carrot.
Speaker 5: This is not the day to give me carrot.
Speaker 3: There was carrot, and I.
Speaker 1: Might as well have been Cory.
Speaker 5: I get it, I get it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Just you're breaking.
Speaker 5: I was a bit like that during the week, and
Speaker 5: with just one little thing can just absolutely send you.
Speaker 3: It's not really what you're crying over.
Speaker 5: But I told you. Paul said, we've had a bad
Speaker 5: week in ice cream and I went to the supermarket
Speaker 5: to get ice cream and I got told I can't
Speaker 5: have dairy, and I just burst into tears. Standing in
Speaker 5: the ice cream I looking at all the ice creams
Speaker 5: I couldn't have, and I cried, actually physically shed a
Speaker 5: tear at the Cole's local.
Speaker 3: Do you know how hard it is to eat around shredded.
Speaker 5: Cat shredded carrots?
Speaker 1: Tell me about and everything? Speaking of eating around things,
Speaker 1: when you tackle your magnum. Do you take all the
Speaker 1: chocolate off first and leave the ice cream?
Speaker 3: I'm not crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I take half the chocolate and then the
Speaker 5: ice cream and then tackle the second half.
Speaker 3: Twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: You can't take all the chore you.
Speaker 1: Do and then you left with that beautiful, velvety ice cream.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 5: Do you buy into it?
Speaker 1: Liquor? We suck it you?
Speaker 3: You look quite sex short the traffic ones eating that.
Speaker 1: Sucking magamum just not a card around the choppy ice cream.
Speaker 1: He's got the curves in it.
Speaker 5: This is no one's getting hot ice creams.
Speaker 3: They you're getting me in nineteen eighty. Hey, thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four ten is our number? What have you absolutely lost
Speaker 3: it over? Like, big tantrum, small issue?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's the small thing? Orchid?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just that that breaking point. Yeah, thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four ten, big tantrum, little issue?
Speaker 1: What did you cry over before?
Speaker 5: No, we were just talking about lasagnas in particular, and
Speaker 5: we were talking about something came up. Someone's made lasagna
Speaker 5: with kidney beans and he has kidneys.
Speaker 3: You'll be listening.
Speaker 5: I don't want to eat kidneys, so sleepy and I said, no,
Speaker 5: kidney beans are not kidneys.
Speaker 1: They're beans in the the shaped like kidneys.
Speaker 5: Do you think they're all tiny little kidneys from what
Speaker 5: little animal?
Speaker 4: Would they be?
Speaker 1: Little mouse? Little mouse, mouse kidney?
Speaker 5: We should have told him the mouse keeping I wish
Speaker 5: their rat kidneys.
Speaker 3: Remember I got confused with the buffalo wings overseas. That's chicken.
Speaker 5: Yeah, buffalo chicken wings because they're from Buffalo.
Speaker 3: For the place kidney beans and lazonia.
Speaker 5: Anyway, welcome back to Hashi's food diaries.
Speaker 3: That's about to show it's you learned something new every day.
Speaker 5: Every day is the school day you're on Nober one hundred.
Speaker 3: We are not talking kidney beans. We are talking big tantrums.
Speaker 5: Is unless it was a little kidney bean that made
Speaker 5: you cry, exactly what did you cry? It was small
Speaker 5: and ridiculous, but you just it just tipped you over
Speaker 5: the edge. Caroline, good morning, everybody morning, Good morning.
Speaker 9: I had a made tantrum I over KFC.
Speaker 10: Actually, I had a really bad day at work and
Speaker 10: I thought I'll treat myself order in KFC and it
Speaker 10: got delivered at home.
Speaker 9: And it was cold and it was the wrong size,
Speaker 9: and I had a complete breakdown. And I cried and
Speaker 9: then I called them and they felt really guilty and
Speaker 9: refunded my money.
Speaker 5: Fair enough, when you're sad and emotional and you just
Speaker 5: want something, it's not right.
Speaker 3: It's just so when you're a few blocks away from
Speaker 3: the drive through and you open the bag and it.
Speaker 5: Just depends what day they catch you on though.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sometimes you're like, you know what, I'll raw dog
Speaker 3: the nugget today.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you go, you know what, there are people out
Speaker 5: there facing much bigger problem in this in the world
Speaker 5: right now, in the scope of what's going on in
Speaker 5: the world, I will have my chicken nuggs with no
Speaker 5: sweet and sauces. And there are some days where you
Speaker 5: were like, no one will ever understand how I feel
Speaker 5: right now about not having You can't.
Speaker 1: Roar dogg and nugget there.
Speaker 3: You can baron Lee, good morning.
Speaker 6: Hello, here you going?
Speaker 3: We are good? Uh what have you lost it over?
Speaker 3: Small issue? Big tantrum?
Speaker 6: Oh, it was nothing.
Speaker 11: We had a My son woke up at four o'clock.
Speaker 12: It was just dredging through the morning and it was
Speaker 12: just a simple thing, like we had a hard morning together.
Speaker 8: But on the way to this morning he gave me
Speaker 8: like the biggest target.
Speaker 10: I don't know why, but I cried.
Speaker 5: Oh there was a nice cry.
Speaker 1: That's what they do.
Speaker 3: It's a rollercoaster. Yeah, they watch you get absolutely rock
Speaker 3: bottom and broken and then they go I love you,
Speaker 3: and you're like, we're back here.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they gaslight.
Speaker 5: I've cried before, just waking up to come to work, to.
Speaker 1: Say can hear all the other place?
Speaker 3: So tired? Because the other place I would weep like
Speaker 3: a baby imaging good morning, good morning?
Speaker 1: All right? What made you cry?
Speaker 11: I had had a really bad day.
Speaker 12: At school and then mom took me to get McDonald's.
Speaker 6: I ordered a cheeseburger with no pickles, came with pickles,
Speaker 6: got home and absolutely lost it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fair enough pickles if you don't want to pickle,
Speaker 5: packle of pickle. How long did it take you to
Speaker 5: calm down? Imagen About an hour?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Nice food related food tips you over the egg.
Speaker 3: Especially when you're pregnant. Hey, mel Oh it wasn't so
Speaker 3: much food.
Speaker 9: What happened morning, guys? So I was my first pregnancy
Speaker 9: and I had this thing with the trolleys. In Queensland, they.
Speaker 1: Have a top basket, the trolley shopping trolley, trolley, the
Speaker 1: shopping trolley. Is this the basket with the that you
Speaker 1: put the kid's feet through.
Speaker 6: No, no, this is it's at the very top.
Speaker 9: And I used to my bread in couldn't get squatted like.
Speaker 3: The trolley had like a top level. It's like a
Speaker 3: two story's a two story trolley and it was just
Speaker 3: my favorite type of trolley, and they didn't have any.
Speaker 9: So I sat on a chair and cried until my
Speaker 9: husband bought me in a trolley from outside. And it
Speaker 9: was storming, so you had to go out in the rain, and.
Speaker 5: You didn't want your bread to get squatched, And how
Speaker 5: was the bread?
Speaker 3: Was it all right?
Speaker 6: Yep, I got my trolley.
Speaker 5: You know what, being pregnant a license to cry though
Speaker 5: you can you can have any emotions.
Speaker 3: I was just having lois pregnant. I had to drive
Speaker 3: four different suburbs to find a baker's to like finger
Speaker 3: bun or I wasn't allowed home.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's fair enough. I reckon you would have
Speaker 5: driven to sixteen different suburbs to stay out of the house.
Speaker 3: Now there's none here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go to Sydney back next week, sir.
Speaker 3: We've got a whole cabinal for no, that's another one.
Speaker 5: She wants no, definitely not.
Speaker 3: Keep looking.
Speaker 5: You did me a favor and tell everyone we've run
Speaker 5: out of finger bums.
Speaker 3: For the next week. Let's say hello to our next
Speaker 3: guest on nover.
Speaker 1: Our next guest is one of the stars of the
Speaker 1: New White Losses season. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: That was my little brother? Yeah, and you guys made
Speaker 2: up that was a joke.
Speaker 6: What pray was a joke.
Speaker 3: He's also Donold schwarzeneggus son. Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Patrick Schwarzenegger, he joins us. Now he's in the country, Patrick,
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, have you been having the best time
Speaker 5: down under? I saw you with the kangaroo yesterday.
Speaker 2: It was great, it was amazing. I'm loving the love
Speaker 2: for coffee here. I'm uh, it's great for my jet leg.
Speaker 2: So I'm having a good time.
Speaker 1: What about the love for you, Patrick, because giving you
Speaker 1: a role and how prominent he's right now, people recognizing
Speaker 1: you everywhere you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been it's been pretty funny. I mean we
Speaker 2: were just walking around Sydney downtown yesterday and I was
Speaker 2: actually kind of shocked how many people were running up
Speaker 2: to me and saying, Saxon, Saxon, and you know, I
Speaker 2: think they just come up right away with their theory
Speaker 2: reason of who who dies, and you know, everything like that.
Speaker 1: So it was cool.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that it was such a big show here.
Speaker 2: So it's it's been, it's been awesome.
Speaker 5: Oh, we love White Lotus in Australia.
Speaker 3: I got a little angry at the start though, because
Speaker 3: they were all the episodes.
Speaker 5: Yes, because I wanted to watch the whole thing at once.
Speaker 5: I was like, I really wanted to binge watch it.
Speaker 5: I couldn't handle the week weight in between each episode.
Speaker 2: Is that how it used to be that you guys
Speaker 2: could watch it all at once?
Speaker 3: Some shows?
Speaker 1: Some shows? Yeah, this was a bit of a I didn't.
Speaker 5: I really struggled with about that.
Speaker 2: Patrick that, Yeah, I don't even have the last episode.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. Yeah, I'm there with you guys.
Speaker 3: So working on a show like this, where I mean,
Speaker 3: look at Lawrence passionate, wanting to find out what's about
Speaker 3: to happen, you must have friends and family hitting you up,
Speaker 3: going come on, just just tell me the scripts.
Speaker 2: It's kind of funny because like friends and family will
Speaker 2: say like, just tell me, just tell me, just tell me,
Speaker 2: and then you're no, no, no, no, don't tell me.
Speaker 2: Actually I don't. I don't want to know. I don't
Speaker 2: want to know. So it's like this this mix of
Speaker 2: them wanting to know and not wanting to know. But
Speaker 2: every Monday, because our in the US it plays on
Speaker 2: Sunday night, So on Mondays, my fiance sits down with
Speaker 2: me at dinner and she just she's on TikTok and
Speaker 2: Instagram and she's coming up with all these theories and
Speaker 2: boiling them down for me and then taking snippets of
Speaker 2: her favorite parts and telling me. So it's, uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: the family fair thing is they all love to give
Speaker 2: their input.
Speaker 1: Speaking of family, there was a beautiful moment when you
Speaker 1: found out you got the role and you shared that
Speaker 1: news with your family. I know, I mean, how nice
Speaker 1: was that for you? And I saw you beautiful mom
Speaker 1: as well, she was so happy for you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It was just a really surreal moment because it was
Speaker 2: something that you know, when I lived with my mom
Speaker 2: during COVID, it was me, my fiance, and my mom
Speaker 2: us three together and we were just kind of like
Speaker 2: everybody else just binging different shows, finding shows that we
Speaker 2: really loved, and we became obsessed with White Lotus and
Speaker 2: season one and then season two. We made it a
Speaker 2: thing where every Sunday night dinner we would come over
Speaker 2: to my mom and we'd all watch it together. And then,
Speaker 2: so I think it's just kind of like a little
Speaker 2: cherry on top to get to be part of a
Speaker 2: show that your family, you you kind of watched all together,
Speaker 2: that you guys all love together.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: And yeah, my mom was more excited than I was.
Speaker 2: She was freaking out.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, were you a fan of
Speaker 5: the show beforehand? Because the first two seasons were also
Speaker 5: just so amazing. Did you have one of the seasons
Speaker 5: that you preferred.
Speaker 2: It's funny because when you watch the first season, you're
Speaker 2: obsessed with it. Then when you start watching the second season,
Speaker 2: you're like, it's not as good as the first one.
Speaker 2: You know, you missed the first the cast from the
Speaker 2: first one, and then by the end of the second episode,
Speaker 2: the end of the second season, you're obsessed with the
Speaker 2: second season, and then same with the third one. I
Speaker 2: think you know, in the beginning you're like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: a whole new group of people and then by the
Speaker 2: end you really start to love it. So it's hard
Speaker 2: for me to say. I mean, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: There is a rumor floating around that the next one
Speaker 5: is going to be here in Australia, potentially on one
Speaker 5: of our islands around the Barrier reef. Do you know
Speaker 5: anything about that?
Speaker 3: Don't lie to you.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything. I don't know anything. I really don't.
Speaker 2: I hope that I get called back if I survived
Speaker 2: this season, I would love to come back here.
Speaker 5: He survived this scene.
Speaker 1: So annoyed.
Speaker 5: It's funny because there's, like Jays, there's this whole thing
Speaker 5: about these three girls traveling in this season as well.
Speaker 5: Every year I go on a girl's trip with two
Speaker 5: of my best friends and there's all these memes at
Speaker 5: the moment about like the reason three girls shouldn't travel
Speaker 5: together in a threesome, and it's totally freaked us out.
Speaker 5: So we're like, do we need to recruit a new
Speaker 5: friend for our girl's trip? Is a girl's trip with
Speaker 5: three a bad idea?
Speaker 2: Patrick, I suppose.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 2: For some reason, that's my dad's favorite storyline. He always
Speaker 2: just comes and quotes the three girls.
Speaker 3: He thinks it's so funny, mate, look enjoy your time
Speaker 3: in the country. We really appreciate you jumping on. Everyone
Speaker 3: here is loving the show and I.
Speaker 1: Just so good.
Speaker 5: Congratulations.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's so cool that your dreams come
Speaker 3: true and actually on Youravorite chart like that's such a
Speaker 3: pinch me moment.
Speaker 2: It is. It's it's surreal. It's been amazing.
Speaker 5: And finally, just before we go, what is the one
Speaker 5: thing that you're desperate to do while you're here in Australia.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it was it was the kangaroos yesterday in the
Speaker 2: spot for me. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: All right, let's wrap one up. He can take one, Hope,
Speaker 3: Patrick side.
Speaker 8: Of the air.
Speaker 3: Good on you, mate, Thanks so much for your time.
Speaker 2: Congra thank you, Thank you. Guys.
Speaker 3: You're on the air with Jase and Lauren.
Speaker 12: That is it.
Speaker 3: We are about to get out of here. Here was
Speaker 3: this time yesterday we're talking about your medical tests.
Speaker 5: Clint oh, Yes, we had to do a hair test.
Speaker 5: We had to cut off his tough.
Speaker 1: It's cool, tough that's for a food sensitivity test.
Speaker 5: Last night saying do you know that you can do
Speaker 5: a breath test?
Speaker 1: Really that I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: One of my friends, I can't remember someone said that
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, with other people are very encouraging saying you
Speaker 1: should always check your you know, check to make sure
Speaker 1: everything's going well.
Speaker 3: I think for you you get staged from and you
Speaker 3: have the ice cream container.
Speaker 1: Well, because I was the only one there, gotcha, I
Speaker 1: was home. I was just more concerned about making sure
Speaker 1: it landed in the right spot.
Speaker 5: Yes, it is important to stay on top of your health.
Speaker 5: Those doing that clean.
Speaker 1: Actually just on that. My sister was mortified because she's
Speaker 1: been living with me.
Speaker 3: This was a this was a poo test test.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a conversation about yesterday and then Clint
Speaker 5: have to store it in the freezer until he sent
Speaker 5: it off to pathology. Do you post it?
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, so it's basically three days worth. I
Speaker 1: can't believe we're going here again. You got to do
Speaker 1: three different tests because they compare the.
Speaker 5: Tests as well, three different days, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Three different ice cream continents.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you're not using the same way.
Speaker 1: I just used different vessels. What else did you use ours?
Speaker 5: That big good one?
Speaker 1: But you're not no, not the popcorn bolt. Whatever you
Speaker 1: use has to be disposed of right, what were the others?
Speaker 5: But Mikayla, my sister take away takeaway very much, so
Speaker 5: there was that was one of the talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh so that's what that bottle was in the freezer bottle.
Speaker 1: The little had no idea how.
Speaker 5: Many days should you leave your.
Speaker 1: Speer mini magnum?
Speaker 5: How many days did you leave the sample in the freezer?
Speaker 1: I think that was the That was the part upon
Speaker 1: the back end of the right. And then when do
Speaker 1: you take you take to the lab, not to the lab,
Speaker 1: to the pathology at the medical center. And that brings well,
Speaker 1: I don't know that it's poo, you're dropping off. It
Speaker 1: could be anything that triggers what else could it be?
Speaker 3: Then I know what else it could be. I do
Speaker 3: after I had the months before when the third child,
Speaker 3: I had to get more sperm tested.
Speaker 5: To check my spem in the freezer.
Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, but like I originally went into
Speaker 3: the clinic to make a deposit.
Speaker 1: But I you could on stage, you couldn't do it.
Speaker 5: I can understand what you get.
Speaker 1: Fifteen minute we got time for me to ask a
Speaker 1: question about what the months? No about the deposit. So
Speaker 1: if you're in one of those clinics. Do you have
Speaker 1: an allotted time?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes, about fifteen What
Speaker 3: if you can you do a double booking?
Speaker 1: Well, here's the issue.
Speaker 5: Can you do it quarter booking.
Speaker 3: I came out after fifteen minutes and sweating minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they've seen it before, and there was.
Speaker 3: Not much in the car.
Speaker 4: I don't want to have it, and I get it
Speaker 4: to the nurse and I'm worse than my I hand
Speaker 4: it to the nurse and I very natural.
Speaker 3: It is natural, but like you know, we're trying to
Speaker 3: normalize things. And I hand it to the nurse and said,
Speaker 3: look is that is that enough? And I was so batter.
Speaker 5: You mean you asked her to look at it and measure.
Speaker 3: You hand the cup over and there wasn't much in there,
Speaker 3: and she went she holds the light and goes, hang.
Speaker 1: On, oh, Stephanie, is this going to be enough?
Speaker 5: And then she comes back, I'm so sorry, We're going
Speaker 5: to need to make another surely, sorry, shortly. A place
Speaker 5: like that is like you go in one door and
Speaker 5: you go out the other door. It should be an
Speaker 5: in an entrance and so you just like, okay, see
Speaker 5: you don't have to say goodbye anymore the desk.
Speaker 1: But it's not a dirty ship. It's I know. But
Speaker 1: still it's like and everyone's there for the same reason exactly.
Speaker 3: Well, the next booking was lined up behind.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 5: No, I think you'd have less stage fright if you
Speaker 5: just walked out.
Speaker 1: A separate is it? They're ready to guard revolving.
Speaker 5: Doors except you pop out one exit.
Speaker 1: I've got another question.
Speaker 5: No, can you take What do you know that we're
Speaker 5: still on it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I know, but this is when the good stuff happens.
Speaker 1: What do you provide your own entertainment?
Speaker 3: Okay, there's there's a TV in there? What with my
Speaker 3: old magazines?
Speaker 1: I guess you're plugging your promecast. That's going to take
Speaker 1: ten minutes to set up.
Speaker 5: Got Is it like a hotel room?
Speaker 1: No, it's it's no, there's no better or anything. What
Speaker 1: is there. It's just it's like a leather cap, a
Speaker 1: leather couch. There is not a leather Carrie. And then
Speaker 1: it's the worst.
Speaker 3: The nurse takes you in there and she goes, well,
Speaker 3: here's the room, and then she pulls out you know,
Speaker 3: like it looks like the doggie p mat, but you
Speaker 3: know those hospitals. No, no, no, you know those hot
Speaker 3: catcher like like like a hospital.
Speaker 1: Another one ye blue mate, And she lays that down
Speaker 1: on the couch, just in case, and then she read it.
Speaker 3: And then she goes, just make sure you locked the door.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I locked the door.
Speaker 5: Why could people just walk in?
Speaker 1: Well, I guess.
Speaker 3: And then I was so nervous and I was trying
Speaker 3: to like stop there. I was trying to distract myself
Speaker 3: and I'm like, no, you're not meant to be distracting yourself.
Speaker 3: You're meant to be concentrating. But then I opened I
Speaker 3: was like, God, what's in these cupboards? So I opened
Speaker 3: the cupboard and it was going read the DP that
Speaker 3: was story a little plastic jars and they all fell out.
Speaker 1: I can't feel all those jars. I can't feel one.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh God, and I'm looking at the
Speaker 3: clock times running out?
Speaker 1: Thank you for.
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Was it second time the charm or thirteen times? Second
Speaker 1: time you just went straight in and banged.
Speaker 5: Stop?
Speaker 3: I did a home job. So you're allowed to do
Speaker 3: a home Yeah, you're allowed to a home shop, but
Speaker 3: you have to get it there quick.
Speaker 5: And Lauren Phillips has left the conversation.
Speaker 3: Look straight there, You got to get it straight.
Speaker 1: There is it? Do you have? You know that when
Speaker 1: the blood carriers have the sign on it fast urgent blood.
Speaker 3: I was driving like that, Were you like urgent sperm?
Speaker 3: And my wife said, I've left I've left a bag
Speaker 3: out for you to put it in like the container
Speaker 3: and and the bag was one.
Speaker 5: Of those in a bag like a like a kid's
Speaker 5: lunch box.
Speaker 3: It was a kid's party bag because we had left
Speaker 3: over it. So I pulled up at the pace and
Speaker 3: I'm running down street holding with CARDI bag. You gotta
Speaker 3: get this And was was Debora happy with yourself? Are
Speaker 3: you running because you've got to get it there quick?
Speaker 1: You can't let that fast runner?
Speaker 5: You should have driven.
Speaker 1: You've got to keep it you run from home. You
Speaker 1: got to keep it warm, not cold.
Speaker 3: Now you have it between your legs, hold it between
Speaker 3: your legs while you're driving to keep it warm. Really,
Speaker 3: I thought I did not want to be in a carter.
Speaker 1: Felt confusing. Mine had to be cold and yours has
Speaker 1: to be warm.
Speaker 5: There different things, yeah, examples from very different places, and
Speaker 5: you're hoping for a very different results and.
Speaker 1: Get the bats mixed up.
Speaker 6: In you.
Speaker 1: That came out of there. You're not getting children that way.
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